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You just run away. Why? I just want
to ask you to dinner. Just a meal.

Am I so short of a meal? To be frank
with you, we have long been over.

I already have a boyfriend now.

What does it mean? Aren't
you still unmarried?

Could you inform me where you would move
house next time? I'll know how to reach you.

It's so funny: what has our
house move to do with you?

What to reach me for?
For an invective from me?

It's not good to call
names at all, isn't it?

Stop fussing with me! You are so vexing...

If you really want to
call names, then so be it.

It's really boring.

"Used books, newspapers and magazines; Worn
shoes, clothes and electric appliances!"

"Used books, newspapers and magazines..."

Hey, hey, hey...

Here... Come here.

Any used stuff to sell?

Well, come on over

Yes? Have a cigarette.

No cigarettes, thanks.

How much can you earn, every day?

It depends. Depends on how to measure it.

Let's make it this way: you don't have to work
any longer today. Take it, and call someone for me.

Oh, just call someone?

Well, I cannot call names

Who in hell let you call
names? Just call a person out.

One yuan for ten calls.

One yuan... Oops, I have to call
500 times for this 50-yuan note.

You think the money is
too much, or the calls?

No, the money is not much,
but the 500 calls are too many.

How stubborn you are! Call the
person out, and you are free to leave.

Oh, it finishes when the person is out?

Yes, that's it.

Got you, I'll start.

Whom to call? You just start like this?

That person is named An Hong.

An Hong! An Hong!

Errr? You just go around these
buildings, calling over and over again.

Oh, oh, be louder.

There are about 52 buildings out there!

An Hong! An Hong! An Hong!

It must be her. She's out.

Just go on, on and on!

Ah, it is completed when someone comes out.

You have to make her come right here, then
that'll count. Have to be right here, continue.

Add one line: An Hong, I
miss you, I just miss you.

Alas, it's hard for me to do this.

It is I who miss her, not you.
How can it be hard? Call that out!

Then I'll have a go. Just a go!

An Hong, I miss you.

An Hong, I...

Alas, it's rather embarrassing.

Here is what you have earned. Take
it, and hasten to call out loud.

Well, I'll risk everything...

An Hong, I miss you!

Shout out intensively!

An Hong, I miss you! An Hong, I miss you!

An Hong, I miss you! An Hong, I miss you!

Are you looking for abuse? Fuck off!

It's he who made me call out, it's him!

Who in hell, ha? Who didn't let you shout?

Are you both sick? Why
make an uproar around here?

You, you are sick. You dare say that again.

Fuck off! What the hell are you looking at?

Hey, hey, hey. Fuck off, or creep here

I won't respond to your
sort. A kind of debasement.

Shout out, go on calling.

It's not that I don't understand, this
world is just evolving too swiftly.

It's not that I don't understand...

This world is just evolving too swiftly.

It's not that I don't understand...

Oh, who among you has high voice?

Elder brother, want to make some furniture?

Who has loud voice nearby?

Shorty, shorty.

His voice is great, and it is
often he who solicits customers.

You have a great voice?

I have a job for you. Go ahead to
help me call someone out, will you?

One buck for one call, fifty calls.

OK, you have a try, I'll
see how loud your voice is.

"The police are here!"

An Hong, I miss you!

Elder brother, what else to shout?

The same line again.

Five times already, isn't it?

Then add one more line.

"An Hong, I miss you so much
that I can hardly sleep!"

An Hong, I miss you so
much that I want to sleep!

It's not "I want to sleep";
it is "I can hardly sleep".

It's not "I want to sleep";
it is "I can hardly sleep"!

Stop, stop...

You whisper to me in a low voice.

An Hong, I miss you so much
that I can hardly sleep.

Alright, "can hardly sleep", 5 times!

An Hong, I miss you so
much that I want to sleep!

You mean to make trouble? You can't even
tell "can hardly sleep" from "sleep"?

What a hooligan! Always want to sleep...

Don't yell this line again.

You may just yell whatever you can think of.

How can I know what to yell?

You are such an idiot!

Can't you just exert yourself
a bit according to the idea?

It's not that I am stupid, It is
your words that I don't understand.

Or else, you write the lines on paper,
and I'll read to it. What about that?

That's fine. Yell this sentence first.

I'll just write down all I want
to say, and you'll read them aloud.

Yell this one first.

Don't stop!

- The same line about sleep? - Yes.

This one about "cannot go to sleep"?

Yes, cannot go to sleep.

An Hong, I cannot go to sleep!

Well, go on just like this.

I cannot go to sleep! I cannot
go to sleep! I cannot go to sleep!

Who is it? Who spilled
the water from upstairs?

Show me your head from the window!

Shall we carry on? Somebody
is showing their objections.

Yell, I wouldn't go on if they didn't
spill, but now I will yell louder.

An Hong!

An Hong! An Hong!

It is your freedom to make friends.
But won't you select someone worthwhile

The "miss you" part, the "go to sleep" part, they're
so offensive What has "go to sleep" to do with girls?

What if I had slept? Won't
you just stop noising?

Another day of waiting?

What if I weren't going home today?

You didn't come back yesterday, did you?

I often stay out.

I know, and I quite understand that.

What do you understand?

Everything.

Already everything?

I understood all that I should.

You really understand everything?

What's up with you? Haven't figured
everything out? Come, let's gesticulate it out.

Gesticulate? Gesticulate what?

What in your opinion?

Nope, well, do you think there are some misunderstandings
between us? I have something to talk to you.

I really don't know what to say if
you are like this. I'm in disorder.

Why are you in disorder? Can we talk about it
when we're finished? Don't I know enough of you?

Probably there's something about me that you really
don't know. I feel I have changed a bit lately. It's real.

Is it enough? Just hurry
up. Hasten yourself!

Come on over!

I think, I think it's just
too rash, what about we...?

Are you infected with some disease?

I...

Are you really excited with this denial?

An Hong, An Hong, here is a poem.

Oops, it's spoiled.

"Whatever happens, don't take it serious!"

Hey, don't. Don't you yell!

Have him yelling, have him yelling.

Can't he hear my voice?

Just have him shouting?

What is the matter? You
wait a while, wait for me.

"The one who misses you, oh, is me."

"The one who never sees you enough, is me."

"Maybe because I owed you
too much in the pre-life"

"Even if I were granted a
enchanting spring, I still..."

"I still..."

- Will I stop now that you don't permit?
- I am entrusted to it by someone else.

It is I who entrusted this!

- It's organized by me.
- What did you organize? And whom did you arrange?

A shorty told you to come here, didn't he?

- Ah, so?
- The one with dark skin and a big mouth?

Ah, it's him. So, what am I here for?

For reading the poem.

No, I'm here for rescue. Clear? There would soon
be a death-causing accident upstairs. I know that.

She is named An Hong, it's said that she
is lovelorn and plans to commit suicide.

- The neighborhood arranged people to console her, right?
- Yes.

That's all made up by me. There's no such thing
at all. And the poem is also written by myself.

You wrote the poem? You must be kidding.
You stammer like this. Can you write poems?

On hearing this, I know it's
false. How can you write poems?

"Oh, is me."

What's the trouble?
You just won't listen or what?

Why are you holding up the proper business?

I tell you, this business...

You've held it up, and it is proper business. The
neighborhood has an internationally contributed fund.

I paid the money, I paid
that shorty 100 yuan.

Did the shorty pay you 100 yuan?

Well, maybe it's diverged.
It's not the same matter.

It's another story, I am doing a 30-buck
job. 30 yuan for reading 3 times, 10 per time.

You idiot, it's not the same thing. You're cheated by the
shorty. He took 70 yuan, what are you still reading for?

30 at most, don't mention 70. Where else
can you earn so much? I am quite satisfied.

"The one who understands
you most, is me." Let go...

What? Let go.

I just won't let it go this time.

Please. I have spent all the
money the other person gave me.

Listen to me, take 100 yuan
from me and get lost in no time.

I don't want to mess with you now.

- Don't do such things to me. I'm not totally after money, got that?
- What are you after then?

For saving life, understood?
Be humane, will you?

You are disgusting.

It's you who are disgusting.

"And what?"

"The one who concerns about
you is me, is me and only me."

"The one who understands you most is still
me, and the one who loves you dearly is me."

An Hong, how can you leave like this?

Take your stuff away.

That guy... He just
misunderstood every word I said.

How can you blame this on me?

How can you just ignore me?

You change your mood so soon. I don't understand why you are
good to me awhile and bad another while... What's wrong with you?

I just wanted you to be far away from me.

What? Then why do you...

How vexing you are!

I have told you that. You really don't
understand, or just act dumb before me?

Just now is just now. Now, fuck off!

"You are still yourself, but without
you I would be more lonesome."

"Even if it's only an empty promise..."

"I won't feel particularly..."

Alas, what's the mess?

Compensate me, compensate me!

Pal, give me a light.

- What?
- I asked for a light.
- Oh.

- With a Benz, but no lighter?
- Hum.

The lighter is not working. Thanks anyway.

The stereo set is quite good.

Is it so?

Sounds nice?

Yes, quite nice.

Let's go!

Listen to me, boy...

I'll make it clear who beat
you. I am that Liu De-long.

If you dare mess with An Hong again,
I will beat you to death next time.

Grandson, if I don't chop your
hand down, I'll be your grandson.

Still holding out with your words?

- Lost any tooth?
- No.

- And any slack one?
- None.

- Wow, it's bleeding in the gum with your mouth cavity.
- It's no big problem.

How about your left eye? Anything wrong?

No.

Oh, good.
Now it's time to resolve our problem.

How do you think we can solve this problem?

What?

The computer. That new-bought
computers just fell apart like this.

It's worth more than 10 thousand
yuan, you have to compensate me.

Who are you? Where do you
come from? Aren't you sick?

- I sent you to hospital, remember that?
- No.

And I registered for you, remember now?

No memory at all. Wow, you remember
nothing, then I'll help you recall...

- Answer me: there was a fight by the bicycle park in the crossing at noon. Is that right?
- Yes.

Quite a few guys beat a man.

That man is you, right?

So what?

What did you throw in the fight?

I did not throw anything.

You threw this pack! You
snatched it from my hand.

It hit a wire pole right away. And it fell
apart like this, so you have to make up for it.

I threw this pack?

You did.

I didn't.

You did. It was you who snatched the
pack from me, and threw at a wire pole.

How could I throw your pack?

Alas, you snatched it from my hand!

Then why would I snatch your pack?

How can I possibly know?
I just passed by.

You passed by? You joined
the crowd for fun, didn't you?

Hey, What is the funny thing to see? I've
always dodged far away in such situations.

How can I reach your pack
if you dodged far away?

Well, I'll just say I moved
too close looking for fun.

But it's still you who snatched this pack
and still you who smashed this computer.

Where was it smashed?

You threw it to an electric wire pole.

It hit the electric wire pole,
then ask the pole for money.

What's this rubbish? You aren't
unreasonable, do you know that?

I am not the reasonable?
Of course not.

It's you who don't listen to reason.

You are not reasonable. This stuff is
broken from the beginning, isn't it?

Certainly not. It's my new-bought computer.

Good computers are able to fall apart
like this? Whom can you deceiving?

After it fell off the ground,
several people stepped on it.

Then, why do you ask me for the money?

Who else could I possibly ask? You threw it.

Alas, where did it hit? It hit the
pole, why do you come to me instead?

- You snatched it, the pole didn't snatch.
- Well.

Well, why did I snatch your bag?

How can I know?

Because someone was beating me.
You should turn to those who beat me.

- You don't listen to reason, it's nonsense. - How
can it be nonsense? - You shouldn't be so unreasonable.

How can it be nonsense?
Of course, I'll reason that out once again.

Or you can go to the pole for money.

How can you turn to me instead of the pole?

- Whom else besides you can I go to? You snatched the pack from my hands!
- Well, I snatched it, so you come to me?

- Hum. - Then why did I snatch
the pack? - How can I know?

What does "how can I know" mean?
There are people beating me, isn't it?

But I didn't beat you.

You should turn to those who beat
me to compensate you, all clear?

Once again: it hit a wire
pole, why come to me instead?

It was I who snatched your pack, but why? Were
there nobody beating me, I wouldn't have done that.

Is it so?

Well this way: you can rest
some days, to sober up a bit.

I'll come to you days later,
tell me your work unit.

- No way.
- Then tell me your telephone number.

I've no telephone.

Can I see your identity card?

What are you, the Police
to give you my ID card?

But you are bound to tell me where you live. I
suppose you can't go without a place to live in.

Where do I live? At your home.

How can you speak this way?
I have to be able to find you.

Didn't I make myself clear? Turn to them.

That will also do? Anyhow,
both of you are liable for it.

Tell me the work unit of
the other guy. I'll find him.

Anda Entertainment Company. The one who
runs a night club, named Liu De-long.

"I was born a native Beijing citizen."

"I haven't offended nor teased
anyone, just eager to excel."

"thrifty in food and expenses, I
bought a computer against all odds."

"Treasuring it prudently, I
put it away in my schoolbag."

"There was a fight on my way back,
so to look for fun there went I"

How can you make it?
Who told you about this place?

Hey, It's so hard to find you

Oh, quite a few books
here, much more than I have.

It's not the same thing.
I am a book seller and you are a buyer.

Can I sit here?

As you will.

You've read through all these books?

No.

Oh, if you like these, take
them all with a discount of 50%.

I don't need them now.
When the time arrives, I will come to you.

Then what are you here for?
Look, I have some materials here.

This is my...

I don't understand that.

I can explain if you don't understand.

This is a manual for my computer.

I knew that.

This is the invoice, given when
buying the computer. 13,600 yuan.

You have two alternatives now.

One, buy a computer of the same
type according to this manual.

The other one is, pay me 13,600 yuan.
What did you say?

I said it will also do if
you give me 13,600 yuan.

Do you have the nerve to say so?

What's about the nerve?

Why should I pay you 10 thousand yuan?

It was you who snatched my
bag, and threw my computer away.

Whom else besides you can I go to?

Go to him.

It's not good this way.

It is said you'd better turn that this
kind of stuff to the police station.

I don't want to bother them with this.

I just believe that now that I stands to
reason, I can make it clear everywhere by myself.

And someone else said that
I could find some guys...

Well, just go find some.
Ask them to beat me, right?

- Will it work?
- I don't think so, and I won't beat you.

- No beating?
- No.

Walk, and have a good time.
Don't do this.

I'll resort neither to the
lawful nor to the outlaws.

Come on, get out of my face.

- You only have to pay for my computer.
- I won't do that. - You have to.

I've no money.
What can you do if I don't pay?

You have to take the responsibility. It was
you who broke my computer. He said so too.

He said you broke my computer,
so you should pay for it.

Who said so? He did?

I went to him today.
He said that.

Where did he tell you this?

In his company.

It is said that he just
came back from Australia.

Ah... What about we deal with it this way.
You, he and I, we three sit together.

Then we discuss who should
answer for this computer.

How about that?

I really didn't run to her. I
went to the TV station. It's true.

Why don't you trust me?
It's just impossible.

Why do you never trust me? Why is that?

No, no, she just came to take something. No contact at
all. And she knows that I haven't no time for others at all.

Every minute, whenever
you called, I responded.

Excuse me, is General Manager Liu in?

Go along inside.

Listen to your own voice, no more angry?

No, didn't she come to get something? Just for 10 minutes.
In 10 minutes I returned everything such as photos to her.

You know that I never contacted with
her after I fell in love with you.

I gave her the things, then had some talk, and then General Manager
Wang came. Right? I didn't have any other affair, you can understand.

I won't talk any longer. It's impossible we're together.
We parted long before, you know that, please stop fussing.

General Manager Liu, we are here.

Liu De-long

As long as I am not dead,
that hand is no more yours.

We're never finished.

First, whatever you may encounter,
don't resort to violence anyhow.

Just keep cool. Conversation can even be held
between countries, how about that between individuals?

Second, this affair is over when you are out. Don't make
troubles again. I do not hope to see you again as well.

Once again, the matter
will be much more serious.

Third...

Released?

Is it you? Right.

Third, aren't you a book seller?

Read the books that you sell,
and you will be totally different.

Once you understood the law, and have the
knowledge, you will handle problem in another way.

Certainly, you should sell good book, and read
good books. Don't read those hideous books.

Not to mention sell them.

"I was born a native Beijing citizen."

"Never offended or teased
anyone, I'm still a honest man."

"As for my appearance, I dare not say
I'm the best, but a second is adequate."

"Why can't I get a women to marry till now?

"Bad luck that I met six, and
broke up with three pairs."

"Don't know yet why nobody
loves me, and which defects..."

Why are you here?

I've come for books, it that alright?

How much can you earn if
all books here are sold out?

Not much. It doesn't matter.
One penny is one penny.

This way, I'll buy all these books here.
More or less, here is the money.

Nothing much, just buying books.

OK, OK. You two can just talk.

What does that mean?

I've heard of your affair. Actually I just
wanted Liu De-long to have a talk with you.

I never expected that it would be that way. And it is not
my intention that he should hit you with some other men.

I know it's not... not your intention.
This is just between him and me.

Anyway, I feel quite sorry for that.

You were imprisoned for so long
that your business was held up.

Take it, as a little regard from me.

Need we two act this way?

I just want to help you a bit.

But this money alone is not enough.

Besides, if you really want help me,
tell me where Liu is.

I've been seeking for him for several days,
but in vain. There's nothing to do with you.

It's already between him and me.

I don't where he is either.
We haven't contacted for days.

Then, you... you two?

Alas, it's boring. Just so-so.
I feel fairly well being alone recently.

I just don't understand,
why do you prefer be... being alone?

I just don't understand,
why do you prefer be... being alone?

Just... just prefer being on your own?

Look at yourself!

How about that?
What's wrong with me?

I dare not compare myself with others,
but what merit does Liu De-long have?

I can see nothing that
he's better at than me.

Two years ago he even married a 80-year-old
foreign granny and got a foreign-born...

Stop talking nonsense, who is 80 years old?

Then it must be 60 or 70.

As you see, I am at any rate a chaste man.
Virgin boy.

How can you speak so shamelessly?

Who... who is shameless?

I had never dated anyone before I dated you.
You can't deny this, can you?

I didn't deny that, but
what about afterwards?

Afterwards it was you
who aban... abandoned me.

Look at what sort of person
did you date, Liu De-long...

I tell you,

If you die at my presence all of a sudden,
I won't even blink.

How I hate to hear this kind of words!

You first sentences sounded reasonable, but then it's more and more
absurd. I am most disgusted by your sort, and this is what I hate you most.

Well, I won't say that again. I'll change.

Change? You can change?
Come here and listen to me.

What is it?

You say, can the dog change
his habit to eat shit?

An Hong, you... you don't tease me!

What if I do?

If you tease me too hard,
there will be big incidents.

What kind of incidents?

Hmm, wait and see, there's
be a big incident today.

Can I date you this evening?

Hmm?

Is that OK?

See you this evening.

You should take off your glasses.

Done.

Who is it?

It is me, open the door.

Why do you come a... again?

There's some news about the matter,
I've come to discuss that with you.

Let's talk tomorrow, I am s... sleeping.

You play the music when sleeping?
See what time is it, get up quickly.

I have important news.

Let's make it tomorrow, have you heard that?

I believe it's better if I
make the matter clear to you.

I visited Liu De-long several times these days, and
we reached a good solution according to my proposal.

This solution accounts for your loss as
well as my loss. It's good for everyone.

OK, Ok, I agree on whatever it is.

You agree when I haven't made it clear?

Yes, I agree.

Well, that's good.

Then I will tell Liu De-long about this,
and I will come to you this afternoon.

OK, go away.

Then it's a deal.

Do it again!

Why are you still here?
Eavesdropping all the time?

What is there to eavesdrop about? Who eavesdropped?
I remembered that I had brought a protocol.

Why are you so nagging?

I know you dislike my prolixity.

Well, if you don't want to open the door, so
be it. I'll read the protocol to you outside.

If you have nothing against
that, you can sign right away.

What to re... read? Are you sick?

You are the first party, Liu De-long is
the second party, I am the third party.

The three parties have agreed on the
following protocol about the June-28 incident:

One: from the day when
this protocol is signed,

the parties involved are obliged to
stop all hostilities and non-amenity.

Two: June 28 is...

Don't go away!

I won't.

Who mentioned you? You go away!

You actually want me to go away or not?

Fuck off!

Why do you change your mood so suddenly?

Fuck your ass off!

Why do you speak this way, young man?
Is it necessary at all?

Anything can be settled by negotiation.
Why do you have to fight once and again?

There's no great conflict
about principles at all.

I have already investigated,
Isn't it just for a girl named Hong?

What's the big deal?
It would be worthy if you met someone good.

No one can say anything about affection.
I have that experience.

You can go.

You know how complicated the society is now?
What if you met a prostitute?

To speak the worst, it'll be miserable
if you get infected with some disease.

For such a girl, it's not worth
fighting about, even with blood.

I'm going.

Who is that prostitute?

Who are you chicken?

I...

I am sorry, I didn't know
there's another in your home.

I'll continue to finish
the protocol for you.

To show his sincerity, the second party is willing to provide blar,
blar amount of money. It will be filled up after we discuss about that.

As spiritual expiation for
the first party, which is you.

In this expiatory fund, the compensation for
the computer of the third party is included.

Half past two?

Half past two.

Our theme today is peace.
Let's settle it in advance,

After he comes, don't say anything that you shouldn't.
It's not easy to settle it down, so don't mess it up.

I won't.

That's good.

In fact, I think Liu De-long is a good guy, I didn't
think that he would eventually give 50 thousand yuan out.

He's a sensible person,
He doesn't want to fight about this.

He agreed as soon as I proposed, It is wise
to sacrifice some money to avoid disasters.

He has said that, it's not
because he's afraid of you.

That is repeatedly emphasized.
He mainly wants to make friends with you.

I hope that by that time you should make
clear your stand in order to ease his mind.

When will he pay?

It's settled, he will
bring the money here soon.

Apart from 13,600 for my computer,
the remaining 36,400 is all yours.

Wh... What?
Say it again!

Apart from your computer, isn't it agreed that
there'll be 50,000, how can it change to 30,000 now?

It is 50,000 that we agreed.

In that 50,000, the amount 13,600 for my
computer is included. It has always been this way!

No, it can't be right. I
remember it's 50,000 as a whole.

You must be wrong.

It's 50,000, and it's always been divided this way. You cannot
go back on your word, it's so hard for us to sit down right here.

I don't go back on my word,
but I agreed with just 50,000.

Can you take it this way?

What if you take the 50,000, and
then send me a computer as a gift?

That... that's another thing.

You must sympathize with me. It's such a hot day, and I am
such an elder. Could you be considerate of me please, young man?

You can regard it as a help for me.

Please be seated.

Thank you.

Sit down.

Thank you.

Then it must be a lump sum in cash

It is in cash, a lump sum.

He promised, he'll bring that here soon.

You said it was 50,000... And
now you change it to 30,000.

It didn't change, never.

I tell you, it's all
out of my regard for you.

If it's for him, I won't agree even with 100,000. Do you believe that?

This song is dedicated to Mr. Wang as Seat No. 8.

"Wish our affection will remain
ever sweet, and everlasting."

"Obviously declared who
I'd love and languish for,"

"I never thought if that's right."

"My eyes are filled with exhaustion"

What do you think of that girl?

What?

What score would you give her?

Score?

Stop this, stop this!

What's wrong with giving
score? We're idle anyway.

In my opinion, I'll give only 60.

What? you give her 60?

No, I don't agree. I'll give 90.

People are mainly measured by their
virtues, and their cultivation.

Haven't you heard the old saying that
"ignorance is a woman's virtue"?

Then what is "virtue"?

What is "virtue"? What is
"virtue"? I'll tell you that:

first
- good face; second, the breast; and the third is the butt.

Tell me again what "virtue" is.

Do you understand "virtue" at all?

Yes, I do. "Virtue"...
Ignorance is "virtue".

Then tell me who said that, who you
heard that "ignorance is virtue" from?

The old saying goes this way.

Nonsense, it's said by Confucius.

You don't understand what
"virtue" means at all.

Young man, don't mistake
ignorance for individuality.

Listen to me, I'll tell what "virtue" is.

Say it.

Knowledge, ideas, cultivation and sentiment.
All these put together, it's "virtue".

This is "virtue"? This is "ability".
Don't deceive me.

I will give you another
quote by Menfucius...

Who?

Menfucius said, "Conforming deportments in socialization
with social norms, is the ultimate of virtue."

"Deportments" are your exterior form.

"Socialization" is when
you face the world.

Your behavior accords to the
social rules, which is "norms".

The "norms" are "virtue".
"Virtue" should be explained this way.

Archaism, I don't understand that.
You read books and I sell them, OK?

Won't the son of bitch
come? Or else, we quit.

He will come, it's for sure.

He said something is delaying him.
He can make it in less than an hour.

In fact, he is more active
in this than both of us.

He repeated earlier, on the phone,

that he hopes to have a good talk with you.

What to talk about with me? He's afraid.

You can't put it this way. We're
all here to tackle the problem.

Wait a while, will you?
Sit for a while.

So be it.

Tell me, can the pig hoofs be
told which is left, which is right?

Then tell me, of these two, which
is the left, and which is the right?

I haven't studied about that yet.
What has it to do with eating?

Nothing much, I just want to make it clear.

There're so many hoofs in the big boiler that
some may be southern pigs, and some northern pigs.

Two pig probably never met, but
their hoofs are put together,

in one plate. Is that possible?

What's with southern and northern pigs? Even
foreign pigs have their left and right hoofs.

At least I dare say it's hard
tell these two in the plate.

This one may be the left, and
the other may be the left too.

Is it possible that the
two hoofs are both left?

That's uncertain, I'd
say they are both right.

Perhaps.

What does perhaps mean?

Well, well, they're both
right, both from the right side.

Can you sit down? Will you?

You still want to chop off his hand?

That's right. I've come just for this today.

Why did I order all these
dishes? I wanted to impress him.

In order that he would remember today forever.
Didn't you just mentioned the right side?

I will just chop off his right hand.

Could you please stop kidding?

OK, I'm not kidding.

Haven't we all settled on this?

You break your promise like this,
then what do you take me for?

To tell you the truth,
I feel really sorry for this.

But there's no other way.
I have to chop off the hand.

I just didn't figure out several details.

When to chop, where and how to chop,
chop the left hand or the right.

Now these are not problems any more. Thanks
to your arrangement, he comes voluntarily.

When he comes off guard,
I'll take him down by one hit.

This place you chose is fit for this.

Look at the staircase,
everything agrees with what I imagined.

This time the Heaven is helping me.