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- ♪ Now as our pooryoung lungs deflate ♪
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♪ I'll admitI've gotten older ♪
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♪ Mellowed out, chatting upthose I used to hate ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ The feeling thatwe're lost will always fade ♪
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♪ I present no explanations ♪
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♪ Can't expectour tired patience ♪
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♪ To satiate for long ♪
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♪ Therein lies a truthwe can sip when we want ♪
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♪ Disciples of the flow,we can float anywhere ♪
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[bell rings]
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- Guys,
can we have an honest talk?
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I get it, you're little kids,
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and when it comes to art,
you're kind of phoning it in.
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But what the eff
am I looking at here?
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Nelson,
is that the Statue of Liberty
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or Joy Behar
holding a flashlight?
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- You know what?
I'll take another pass at it.
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- Dakota, does that look
like a banana to you
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or a yellow Johnson?
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- What's a Johnson?
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- I'm--that is not
my responsibility.
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And, Tom.
- Hey there.
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- Yeah, uh,
if you draw another sunset,
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I'm gonna blow my brains out.
- Okay.
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- I try to encourage you kids,
but, Tom,
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you might be the worst artist
who's ever lived.
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- Oh, no, my mom disagrees.
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She said I'm like
her little Picasso.
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- This is the problem,
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these overly supportive
parents.
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- She's just saying I'm great.
She's just saying I'm--
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- I'm gonna say this to help,
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but Picasso had more talent
in his rear end
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than you have
in your entire body.
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- Nah, his rear end
couldn't even hold a pencil.
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- Sure, it could.
- How?
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- If he clenched
at the right angle...
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- That's a stretch.
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- His butt could easily
hold a pencil.
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- I don't think he could even
see the canvas from that angle.
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- Am I really having
this conversation? Ugh!
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh-ho-ho-ho. Oh, my God.
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- Mrs. Fern?
- What?
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- You seem really stressed out.
Are you okay?
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- Yeah, here's the deal,
you guys.
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Gather round.
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The arts program is at risk
of being defunded.
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- Oh.
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- So I need you kids
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to start showing results,
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or I could be out of a job.
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- We love you, Mrs. Fern.
We're gonna try harder, okay?
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- Your assignment
is to draw something
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that shows
your school spirit, okay?
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Could be a classroom,
a soccer field.
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- Can I just bang out
a sunset, or--
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- No! No sunsets!
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[insects chirping, dog barking]
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- Okay, Wendy, Tom's gonna
have fun with his art stuff.
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Got a date
with a dentist named Kenny.
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He's pretty boring,
but hey, free dinner. [laughs]
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- I don't need to know
all that.
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- That's fair, Wendy.
Okay, guys, have fun.
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- All right,
have fun on the weird date.
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- Oh, hey, Tomas.
- I don't go by Tomas.
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- How's your art project?
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- My art teacher said
if Picasso would put a brush
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into his rear end, he could
paint better than I can.
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- That's terrible.
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Kids should be encouraged
with their creativity.
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- No, I shouldn't be.
I'm really bad.
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- Let me help. I'm an artist.
Let me just take a look.
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Okay, and--
- What are you doing?
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- Oh, wow.
- Don't touch it.
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Don't touch it.
- Ah, yes.
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- Can you stop? No, no, no.
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- Oh, wow, now it's popping.
- Please.
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- Oh, okay, the muse is here.
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- Wait, is this helping,
or are you just doing it?
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- The muse is here!
- Where's my mom?
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Where's the emergency number?
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You really have to put
the art down. I've gotta--
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- Tom, artists have assistants
help all the time.
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- I'm literally doing nothing.
I'm eating string cheese.
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- It's called
a stringed cheese, okay?
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You don't nibble on it
like some sort of monster.
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Okay, Tom?
- Yeah.
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- Now you are done.
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[choir vocalizing angelically]
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- Oh, my God, that's amazing.
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- You did that, Tom. Wow.
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- Me? I can't hand that in.
I didn't draw anything.
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- We were both here,
and the art happened.
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So, like, who's to say
who even did what?
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Oh, Tom, please,
don't eat it that way.
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- Okay, kids, I'm seeing signs
of improvement,
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but this is really not,
uh, "moving the needle."
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- Yeah, Nelson,
what am I looking at here?
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- You know what? To be honest,
I feel like this piece just--
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it's just really
getting away from me.
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- Dakota, did my whole
anti-banana speech
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not get through to you?
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- I'm just not
a creative person.
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That's the bottom line.
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- Yeah, no kidding.
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Wow! Wait a minute.
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Is this--Tom, you did this?
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- You know, I believe I did.
- Kind of blown away here.
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- I think your mean-spirited,
harsh criticism
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really, uh, inspired me.
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- Class, this is talent.
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Compared to Tom, the rest
of you look like idiots.
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- I wouldn't say that.
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- Tom's read end is a better
artist than some of you.
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- Enough with the rear end
comparisons.
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Not everyone reacts to that.
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- Tom, you are what we call
a prodigy.
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- No.
- And you
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are gonna save
this arts program.
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You are a hero and a legend.
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Hey, Principal!
Look at what Tom did!
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I'm teaching a genius in here.
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- She really needs to find
a middle ground
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with her feedback,
don't y'all think?
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- First of all,
thank you for coming in.
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And, uh, ooh, I hate to ask
this, but who are you?
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- He's Kenny.
- He's a dentist I'm dating.
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It's not a big deal.
He likes to tag along.
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- I'm actually a periodontist,
which deals more
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with the gums and bone--
- Yeah, okay.
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I mean, he's boring as hell,
but he's very loaded.
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Anyway, 'sup?
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- I am so excited
about Tom's talent.
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- Oh, no.
- I'm being told
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he's an art prodigy.
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- No, I'm not. No, please.
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I literally drew one squirrel.
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- Here's the deal.
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The superintendent of schools
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is threatening to yank our
funding for the arts program.
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- What? That's terrible.
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- And she calls me an idiot
in front of the kids,
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and I don't show it bothers me,
but it really does!
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- What a terrible bitch.
- That's insulting.
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- Yes! So I want to use Tom's
art to stick it to her,
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you know?
- What?
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- So--yeah, show her
that I'm getting results here.
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- Sounds like you've got some
personal issues to deal with.
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- Listen, Tom--
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- Can we leave me out
of whatever weird stuff's
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going on here? I just--no?
- Oh, Tom.
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- Yeah?
- Look at me.
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- Kenny, say something.
- Uh, you know--
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- All right,
it's, like, a tiny favor.
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- No.
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- Just draw me a huge mural
on the gym that covers...
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- Please.
- The entire rear wall.
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- No.
- It's of the school...
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- Stop.
- And it includes
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all the teachers...
- It's a nightmare.
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- With me on the front steps
looking heroic.
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- Kenny!
- If you draw it normal size,
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we can just blow it up.
Have fun with it.
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- I really think you're
overestimating my talent.
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- Principal, is there
any money involved here?
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- Go along with this, I'll slip
you a few grand on the side.
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- I think we're in.
- Oh, no.
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- You know what?
It pays to have
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an art prodigy for a son.
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- You know, some people say
periodontal work
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is an art form.
- Just be cool.
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- Kenny, be cool.
- Okay.
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- You should chime in
less often.
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- Please.
- Sorry.
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[birds chirping]
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- Hey, uh, babysitter?
- Oh, hi.
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Weird, weird, seeing you
in a different context.
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Wow, okay, let me get there.
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- Can we just kinda talk
one-on-one?
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You know,
like, babysitter to baby?
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- Mm, I'm working but, uh--
- Real quick, here's the thing.
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I think you might have
overencouraged me
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with my art.
- Uh-huh.
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- Now everyone thinks
I'm, like, a prodigy of sorts.
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- Oh, I'm glad I could help.
- No, it's not help.
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It's a nightmare.
They've commissioned me
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to do a mural,
and I can't do it.
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I need you to do it again.
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- Okay, Tom,
I get paid for my work.
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Last time, I was on the clock.
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- You were on the clock
for babysitting.
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- Yes, it was a paid job.
- No.
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- So if you need me
to draw again,
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you're gonna have
to get out your checkbook.
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- Can I be honest?
- Sure.
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- I kind of see you as, like,
a second mom.
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- Tom.
- We're practically family.
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- You called me Babysitter
when you came in.
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- I call my mom Mom.
I don't call her...
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whatever her first name is.
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- Oh, Tomas, come on, please.
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I sat on your couch
for three hours,
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put you to bed, and then
smoked weed in your bathroom.
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So I think you're
vastly overestimating
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how tight we are.
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[birds chirping, horn honking]
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[door clicks open and shut]
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- Oh, this is not good.
This is not good.
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Oh, think, Tom, think.
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What would
Picasso's rear end do?
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What would Picasso's
rear end do?
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- Tom, what kind
of entrance is that?
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- Did I walk into your house?
I'm sorry.
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- Most people say hi or hello.
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You're gonna walk into--
- I don't have time for "hi"s.
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I don't have time for "hello"s.
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I need to create
an epic drawing
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filled with detail, texture,
and nuance of the school
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by tomorrow.
- So draw it. You the best.
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- I'm not the best.
- What?
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- I'm the worst.
- What do you mean?
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- I'm terrible.
It's all a lie, Nelson.
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I'm not a good painter.
- Oh!
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- The babysitter drew it
for me.
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- You know what?
That makes more sense.
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- You thought I was
a good artist.
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How long have you known me?
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- Sometimes it good
to have hope in people.
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- Am I too young to drink?
What do you have here?
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- Tom, Tom, stop!
- MARTINI & ROSSI?
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What is this?
- Look at yourself!
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You're spiraling
out of control, brother.
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- Do people drink Schnapps
these days?
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Is that still popular?
- Schnapps? Calm down.
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I ain't gonna let you
go this low.
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I got something for you.
Follow me.
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Screaming out, "Picasso,"
that's offensive.
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We're a Basquiat household.
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Yeah, my dad
is a big art collector.
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Feast your eyes.
- Oh, wow, now, that's art.
242
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I feel like I'm in the Louvre.
243
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- Yeah, don't it have
that feeling to it?
244
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- Oh, my--this is amazing.
245
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- If he dies, I get all this.
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Is your dad in all of them,
or is he--
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- Yeah, man,
and maybe this guy--you know,
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he does great work of my dad,
249
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so maybe he could do
this work for you.
250
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- You think this artist
would do my assignment for me?
251
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- Let's take a trip
to the arts district.
252
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- Shady Oaks
has an arts district?
253
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- Yeah, SOAD,
Shady Oaks Arts District.
254
00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,815
- Can you ride your bide there?
255
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- Yeah, you just go
over the railroad tracks...
256
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- Okay.
- Cut down by the junkyard...
257
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- Junkyard.
- Through the prostitutes.
258
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- Prostitutes, okay.
259
00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:46,160
- Once you make it
through drug dealers row...
260
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- We have--okay.
261
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,730
- And go behind the Walgreens
262
00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:51,158
and cut through
the pedophiles' playground...
263
00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,770
- They've cleaned that up
quite a bit.
264
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- You're at SOAD,
the Shady Oaks Arts District.
265
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- Let's make a trip to SOAD.
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[dramatic music]
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[bicycle bell rings]
- Oh, wow, this
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really is out there, isn't it?
269
00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:02,443
- Yeah, come on.
I need you to keep up.
270
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,212
- Are we still in Shady Oaks?
- Yeah, we're in Shady Oaks.
271
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,047
We're just more on
the shady side of Shady Oaks.
272
00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,782
- Yeah, really a lot
of open-air sex acts.
273
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,621
Oh, my God.
274
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,076
- [growls]
- Don't make eye contact.
275
00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:13,524
- Yeah, look down.
- Don't make eye contact.
276
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,086
- Look down.
- Oh, did you see that?
277
00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,617
Was that a speed bump or a rat?
278
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,033
- Not much of a district,
is it?
279
00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,961
- Yeah, it needs at least
a coffee shop,
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if nothing else.
[buzzer blares]
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- Hi, are you the nude modelor the Chinese food?
282
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Either way, take offyour clothes and come on up.
283
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,768
- What?
- No, no, no, no, no.
284
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,299
It's Nelson.
- Nelson and Tom.
285
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,814
- My dad's the one
who commissioned a painting
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of himself on a horse.
- Say no more.
287
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,644
I smell money from up here.Buzzing you in.
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00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,152
- Really an odd personality
for an artist.
289
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,545
- Yeah, stay close.
290
00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,913
- Hey, guys,intercom's still on.
291
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,221
I can hear you.Come on up!
292
00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,482
- Hey, we're coming up.
293
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,624
Oh, wow, look at this studio.
294
00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:47,819
- Oh, that's nice.
295
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,890
- What are
you guys looking to buy?
296
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More art for your dad?
297
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,160
- Oh, no, actually,
we're not here to buy anything.
298
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,758
I need a favor.
I need a drawing
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00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:55,326
of my grade school...
- Uh-huh.
300
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,158
- And we were hoping you could
kinda bang it out.
301
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,803
- Yeah, look, look,
my dad would consider it
302
00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,298
a personal favor.
303
00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,969
- Yeah, kid, look,
I--I hate to break it to you,
304
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,598
but your dad is a pain
in my ass.
305
00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:04,839
- Whoa.
- All right, I've been working
306
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,167
on his portrait
for over a year.
307
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,172
Look at this.
- Whoa.
308
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,643
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, wow.
309
00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,141
- And he keeps asking me,
"More chest hair."
310
00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,842
- More chest hair?
- And I refuse to do it.
311
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,354
- It's already a lot.
- I know.
312
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,646
- Oh, please, come on,
313
00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:16,147
the whole Shady Oaks
Art Department
314
00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,018
is counting on me.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
315
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,947
You go to Shady Oaks?
- Shady Oaks Elementary, yeah.
316
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,319
- Yep.
- SOE!
317
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:22,860
- SOE.
- My alma mater!
318
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,285
Is--is the principal
still there?
319
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,927
Chubby guy, bad dresser,
real idiot?
320
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,192
- Yep, still here.
- Well, you know what?
321
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,504
I'll do it.
- You'll do it?
322
00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:30,995
- Yes!
- That's amazing.
323
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,597
- Yeah, in fact, you can
pick it up in the morning.
324
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,765
How about that?
And when you hand it to him,
325
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,103
look him in the eye and say,
326
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:38,937
"Scott from the class of '04
says hi."
327
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,035
- Okay.
328
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,369
- And then make
a creepy grimace
329
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,614
just like this.
Look at me.
330
00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:46,375
Eeeeeeeeh.
331
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,879
You got it?
332
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,450
- Can't just say you said hi
and leave it at that?
333
00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,215
- Just look him in the eye,
fellas, will ya?
334
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,817
- Oh, Tom, Tom, we gotta go.
Our bikes are being stolen.
335
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:55,286
- What? Oh, no.
336
00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:56,894
- This arts district
is only half a block wide,
337
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,159
but it's
a terrible part of town.
338
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,225
- Hello, everybody.
339
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,496
Uh, Madam Superintendent,
340
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,631
we do have
one last piece of art
341
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:07,327
to share with you
from just our prodigy,
342
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,870
our star student.
343
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,868
Why don't you read a quick
artist's statement, Tom?
344
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,241
- Oh, I don't have
anything prepared.
345
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,009
I let my brushes
do the talking.
346
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,184
- No, you just speak
from the heart.
347
00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:20,413
- All right, let me ask
you folks, what is art?
348
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,083
Is it just something
babysitters do
349
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,421
to pass the time?
350
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,886
I believe art can come
from a child
351
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:29,255
as easily as it can come
from a grown man's rear end.
352
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,585
- Thank you.
353
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,830
- All right, well,
thank you for listening.
354
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:36,602
Hope you enjoy it.
It's called "Tom's Dream."
355
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,756
[crowd gasps]
356
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,074
- Oh, shit.
- What is this?
357
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,737
- You don't like it?
What's wrong?
358
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,765
- Can someone please tell me
what I am looking at?
359
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,740
- It's just, he's--
he's with the school mascot.
360
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,939
They're--
they just won a soccer game.
361
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,841
- I don't understand
why you would do this,
362
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,250
especially after
all my encouragement.
363
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,775
- This is all my fault.
You know what?
364
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,220
Why don't you keep
the five grand
365
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,622
you were gonna pay me
for the painting?
366
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,017
- Ugh.
- Wait.
367
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,415
- You spent $5,000
of school funds
368
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,120
on a painting of you
being humped by a squirrel?
369
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,393
- He gave us the credit card
and said, "Go big, or go home."
370
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,929
That's how much the guy cares.
371
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,357
- Okay, obviously, he's drunk.
Let me explain.
372
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,929
- Oh, no. I'm leaving.
And guess what.
373
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,302
That mural is gonna become
374
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,640
a permanent installation
in this school
375
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,036
'cause I want it
to act as a reminder
376
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,544
to future generations
377
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,635
as to what a complete jackass
you were.
378
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,080
- I feel like
we should have gone
379
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,905
with Dakota's
yellow Johnson drawings.
380
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,380
- I always thought
they were nice.
381
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,118
Oh, and, Principal,
I almost forgot.
382
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,617
Scott says hi?
383
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:35,118
Creepy guy?
Class of '04?
384
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,461
No?
385
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:39,455
[smooth music]
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