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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,345 --> 00:00:05,705 [bell rings] 2 00:00:08,283 --> 00:00:09,853 - Tom, take this the right way, 3 00:00:09,918 --> 00:00:12,748 but I'ma put some feelers out for a new lab partner. 4 00:00:12,854 --> 00:00:14,264 - Why, you're not happy with the volcano? 5 00:00:14,356 --> 00:00:15,856 - No, it look like a pile of manure! 6 00:00:15,924 --> 00:00:17,394 It don't even erupt. - You know what? 7 00:00:17,459 --> 00:00:18,559 I grabbed some extra stuff from home. 8 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:19,627 Let's see if this works. 9 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,258 - What you got? What you got? 10 00:00:21,363 --> 00:00:23,533 - We got blackberry brandy, windshield washer fluid, 11 00:00:23,598 --> 00:00:25,568 and mountain breeze air freshener. 12 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:26,974 - Okay. - That's gotta burn, right? 13 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,368 - We can work with this. - Right? 14 00:00:28,436 --> 00:00:29,866 - Put these on. - Nice. 15 00:00:29,938 --> 00:00:31,308 - I'll stand at a safe distance. 16 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,866 You start dumping things until it explodes. 17 00:00:32,941 --> 00:00:34,481 - Why am I doing all the work on this team? 18 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,476 I built the volcano. - Tom, we've been over this. 19 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,278 I'm the scientist. You're the unskilled laborer. 20 00:00:39,381 --> 00:00:41,151 Now start dumping. - Okay, step back. 21 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,919 Let me show you how science works. 22 00:00:42,984 --> 00:00:45,154 A couple fluid ounces of this. 23 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,553 Brandy. 24 00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:48,561 That's weird. It's not erupting. 25 00:00:48,623 --> 00:00:50,463 - Here, here. Let's do this the Nelson way. 26 00:00:50,558 --> 00:00:52,288 Oh. Whoa. - Oh, no! Oh, no, flames! 27 00:00:52,394 --> 00:00:53,764 Oh, no, what's happening? Oh, no! 28 00:00:53,828 --> 00:00:55,498 Everybody run! Run for your lives! 29 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,327 We're all gonna die! 30 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,473 - Is nobody gonna put out the stupid volcano thing-- 31 00:01:01,569 --> 00:01:03,639 [scoffs] Okay. I guess I'll do it. 32 00:01:04,973 --> 00:01:07,513 [applause] 33 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,279 [horn blares] - Hey, hey, kids. 34 00:01:09,344 --> 00:01:11,684 Your principal called me in to talk about fire safety. 35 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,180 Now, I know I'm not supposed to curse in front of you, 36 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,022 but who knows what a pussy is? 37 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,817 - Um, a person like Tom? - What? 38 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,190 - Exactly. Come here, buddy. This little guy right here. 39 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,859 - Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. - He saw the flames. 40 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:23,928 - Oh, no-- - And he ran. 41 00:01:23,992 --> 00:01:25,192 - You got it all wrong. 42 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,593 I ran to get the fire extinguisher. 43 00:01:26,661 --> 00:01:28,031 I'm a hero. - You fled the scene. 44 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,659 - I fled out of bravery to save everyone. 45 00:01:29,764 --> 00:01:31,104 I fled to save. 46 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:32,496 - You think that's what Superman does? 47 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,040 You think Superman flies away for a bit 48 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,465 and then comes back to save? 49 00:01:35,537 --> 00:01:36,707 - I'm sure he does all kind of things. 50 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,365 - Horrible person. Look at him. 51 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:41,943 Yasmine here, she ran to the flames and saved lives. 52 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:43,880 Hero. [applause] 53 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:46,109 - Guys, come on, we-- 54 00:01:46,181 --> 00:01:47,621 all right, tell the dog to relax. 55 00:01:47,682 --> 00:01:49,782 She literally poured iced tea on a volcano. 56 00:01:49,851 --> 00:01:51,291 - Excuse me? 57 00:01:51,353 --> 00:01:53,123 - I'm just saying, hero might be a strong word. 58 00:01:53,188 --> 00:01:54,558 I mean, let's-- - Where I come from, 59 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,856 we have respect for first responders. 60 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:58,958 - I don't know if I'd call her a first responder. She's-- 61 00:01:59,027 --> 00:02:00,327 - Now you're being disrespectful. 62 00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:01,955 You gotta leave the truck area. 63 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,300 - She took two steps. 64 00:02:03,365 --> 00:02:04,625 I don't wanna leave the truck area. 65 00:02:04,699 --> 00:02:05,569 [dog growling] 66 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,837 - Say you're sorry, 67 00:02:06,901 --> 00:02:08,371 and then get the fuck outta here. 68 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:10,910 - How is there no teacher out here to supervise us? 69 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,680 - Tom, before you do these things, 70 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:16,642 you need to ask yourself, how will this affect Nelson? 71 00:02:16,711 --> 00:02:18,081 - I know. I shouldn't have run. 72 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,079 I shouldn't have run and screeched. 73 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:23,021 - Come on, you old piece of pain in the tush! 74 00:02:23,084 --> 00:02:24,854 Ah, sorry for the language kids, 75 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:26,589 but I can't get this thing into gear. 76 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,718 Mother-bleeping C-word! Stupid B-hole bus. 77 00:02:29,824 --> 00:02:32,594 Get that heinie into gear, you piece of caca! 78 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,264 - I don't think these kid-friendly curses 79 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,732 are really landing. 80 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:38,500 - Ill rip your ding-a-ling off, you GD bus! 81 00:02:38,566 --> 00:02:41,196 [bus grinding] 82 00:02:41,269 --> 00:02:42,769 Okay, kids, stand back. 83 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:46,041 I'm igniting a common safety flare. 84 00:02:46,107 --> 00:02:48,237 - Whoa. - Whoa, no need to panic, Tom! 85 00:02:48,343 --> 00:02:50,953 - Panic? I-I literally said whoa in a deadpan voice. 86 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,176 - No, Tom panicked. 87 00:02:52,247 --> 00:02:53,617 - I didn't panic. I'm not panicking. 88 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,875 - Don't flee the scene, Tom. [laughter] 89 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:57,250 - This is the opposite of fleeing. 90 00:02:57,352 --> 00:02:58,892 I'm literally standing here. 91 00:02:58,953 --> 00:03:00,623 - Okay, kids, you stay here by the bus. 92 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:01,962 Try not to get shot. 93 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,787 Tom, hold this flare. Come over here. 94 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,792 - Okay, more fire. What's up? 95 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:06,964 - Here's the deal. 96 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,632 I need a new bus. - Okay. 97 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,530 - And you need an opportunity to look like a hero. 98 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:13,369 - I do need that. 99 00:03:13,435 --> 00:03:14,735 - So tomorrow morning, 100 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:17,643 we fake an emergency on the school bus. 101 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:18,939 - Fake emergency? No. 102 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,980 - Picture this: the bus explodes. 103 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,236 You come running in. 104 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,480 - I don't like to run. 105 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,648 - You haul my ass out of the bus. 106 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,317 Everyone will think you're a hero, 107 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:28,815 and I'll have a new vehicle. 108 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,487 - That sounds abnormally dicey. - Trust me. 109 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,986 I know a guy who could rig it all up. 110 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,658 I mean, we're good. 111 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,956 - Wow, you know a guy who does fake school bus explosions? 112 00:03:37,058 --> 00:03:37,988 That's amazing. 113 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,793 [doorbell rings] 114 00:03:39,894 --> 00:03:41,604 - Oh, what's up, player? I remember you. 115 00:03:41,663 --> 00:03:43,433 - This is the guy? Glenn? - Hell yeah. 116 00:03:43,498 --> 00:03:45,168 - Oh, you know each other? - You don't remember 117 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,966 he sold me drugs and I shoved them up my butt 118 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:48,838 and there was a whole scandal? - Yes! 119 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,407 - Anyway, so you know what you're doing here? 120 00:03:50,472 --> 00:03:53,172 You can help with the fake fire and smoke? 121 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,344 - Does a cat have six tits? - Six tits? 122 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,013 I have no idea. Not a cat owner. 123 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,612 - Boom. - Oh, wow. Look at that. 124 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,650 - Worked on a Michael Bay picture back in the day. 125 00:04:00,748 --> 00:04:02,278 So I know my way around special effects. 126 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,520 - This is impressive stuff. 127 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:04,648 You rigged all these explosions? 128 00:04:04,752 --> 00:04:06,092 - Hell yeah, dude. 129 00:04:06,154 --> 00:04:07,524 Renaissance man and shit, you know what I'm saying? 130 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,092 I'm all the ninja turtles wrapped into one. 131 00:04:09,157 --> 00:04:11,187 - He's a wizard, Tom. - You know what's up. 132 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,032 So anyway, here's the plan, dawg. 133 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,528 I'll rig the bus with harmless movie smoke. 134 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,930 - Nice. - And on my cue, 135 00:04:16,998 --> 00:04:18,528 the driver screams, "Run for your lives. 136 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,603 This bitch is gonna blow." That's what's up. 137 00:04:20,668 --> 00:04:22,538 - I question some of the dialogue, but-- 138 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,007 - Anyway, so then Tom says, "Not on my watch. 139 00:04:25,106 --> 00:04:26,466 First responder coming through." 140 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:27,881 - I like that. 141 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,476 - Then Tom drags you out, and I'll be playing 142 00:04:29,544 --> 00:04:31,284 some type of Aerosmith song in the background. 143 00:04:31,346 --> 00:04:34,376 Boom. Credits roll. Any questions, gentlemen? 144 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:35,982 - Zero questions. 145 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,350 - Let's just hope for the best. 146 00:04:37,452 --> 00:04:40,392 [dramatic music] 147 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,518 - This is Cobra, your eyes on the ground, over. 148 00:04:42,624 --> 00:04:44,834 - This is Stallion. Radio check, over. 149 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:47,063 - This is Tom. Radio check, over. 150 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,031 - Tom, use the code names, remember? 151 00:04:49,130 --> 00:04:51,500 I'm Cobra. He's Stallion. You're Louise. 152 00:04:51,566 --> 00:04:53,026 - I feel like I got the worst nickname. 153 00:04:53,134 --> 00:04:55,344 Can I say that? - Please identify yourself. 154 00:04:55,403 --> 00:04:58,843 - Louise in position, over. - Thank you. 155 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,477 All right, guys, it's go time. 156 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:02,742 And in the off chance the bus does actually explode 157 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,854 and everyone dies, that's my bad. 158 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,983 I apologize in advance. 159 00:05:07,048 --> 00:05:09,548 [machine beeping] 160 00:05:09,651 --> 00:05:12,721 - Help, I'm stuck! The bus is gonna blow! 161 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:15,390 - Oh, my God, someone's gotta help the bus driver. 162 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:16,990 - Everyone, relax. 163 00:05:17,058 --> 00:05:19,158 You're in good hands. First responder's on the scene. 164 00:05:19,227 --> 00:05:22,357 - ♪ When a hero comes along ♪ 165 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:25,430 ♪ And saves a life today ♪ 166 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,343 - Tom just ran into the bus! 167 00:05:27,402 --> 00:05:28,942 - Is this really happening? 168 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,607 - Who is playing this music? It is fucking perfect! 169 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,007 - ♪ When a hero comes along ♪ 170 00:05:35,076 --> 00:05:36,906 ♪ You will not forget ♪ 171 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:39,411 - He's alive! Are you seeing this? 172 00:05:39,514 --> 00:05:42,024 - Whoo, this little guy saved my life. 173 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:43,623 Thank you, Tom. [cheers and applause] 174 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,518 - You know what, Tom? You're a hero. 175 00:05:45,587 --> 00:05:47,187 - Please, please. Don't call me a hero. 176 00:05:47,255 --> 00:05:49,555 It's just what I do. I run towards fire. 177 00:05:49,624 --> 00:05:51,594 I run towards fire and flames. 178 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,901 - Look at that article. - Thanks, Mom. 179 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,433 This--this is amazing. 180 00:05:56,531 --> 00:05:57,971 - Well, I wanted to treat you to something nice. 181 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,366 This is big. I'm, like, an A-list mom now. 182 00:06:00,435 --> 00:06:03,535 - But the hero's mom is usually not the focus of the story. 183 00:06:03,605 --> 00:06:04,965 - Well, it should be 184 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,543 'cause the hero had to come out of the mom. 185 00:06:06,608 --> 00:06:08,808 - Hey, hope you folks enjoyed your meal. 186 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,880 We are so grateful for what your son did. 187 00:06:11,946 --> 00:06:13,716 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 188 00:06:13,781 --> 00:06:14,881 - What are you--what are you-- 189 00:06:14,949 --> 00:06:16,989 - My dad, God rest his soul, 190 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:20,145 was a first responder like this young man here. 191 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,455 He performed many heroic acts. 192 00:06:22,557 --> 00:06:23,957 Saved an old lady in a kayak once. 193 00:06:24,058 --> 00:06:25,388 - That's amazing. 194 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,560 - Pulled multiple cats from trees-- 195 00:06:27,629 --> 00:06:29,159 - Multiple cats? 196 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:32,774 - But he tragically died while trying to deep fry a turkey. 197 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:33,844 - Oh, what a story. 198 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,335 - So as a tribute to him, 199 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,966 we'd like to offer Tom free meals for life. 200 00:06:39,073 --> 00:06:40,013 [applause] - Wow. 201 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,778 - That's amazing. Thank you. 202 00:06:41,843 --> 00:06:43,953 - This is for you, Dad. - Oh, my God. 203 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:45,582 Can my mom eat free too? - Well... 204 00:06:45,647 --> 00:06:47,247 - Yes, we'll extend it to the whole family. 205 00:06:47,315 --> 00:06:49,575 - Oh, wow! How about Nelson? Nelson too? 206 00:06:49,651 --> 00:06:51,151 - Is he family? Who's this Nelson? 207 00:06:51,252 --> 00:06:52,622 - He's more of a friend, but, you know-- 208 00:06:52,687 --> 00:06:54,087 - We'll discuss it. - He's in. 209 00:06:54,155 --> 00:06:55,855 We'll make it a friends and family deal. 210 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,527 We'll even name a dish after you. 211 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:58,955 Anything you want. 212 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,597 - Something cheap. Like, a hot dog, maybe? 213 00:07:00,662 --> 00:07:02,332 - How about something fancy? 214 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:05,330 Why don't you carve a bust of Tom's head out of meat... 215 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:07,203 - Wait, what? - Drench it in gravy, 216 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,502 and then light it on fire. 217 00:07:08,603 --> 00:07:10,973 - That sounds insanely expensive. 218 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,339 - In memory of Dad, consider it done. 219 00:07:13,441 --> 00:07:15,541 [cheers and applause] 220 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,553 - Kids, I hope you're enjoying the new B3000 221 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:21,316 and the fact that Tom saved my life. 222 00:07:21,382 --> 00:07:23,382 Tom, say a few words. 223 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:26,194 - Hi, glad I could save everyone's lives 224 00:07:26,287 --> 00:07:27,557 and get us a sweet new bus. 225 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,215 I know I put Yasmine's rescue to shame, 226 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,894 but hey, it's not a competition, so thank you. 227 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,733 - I heard you get free food at the diner. 228 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,398 Can we get in on that? - Sorry, Hector. 229 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,066 It's just friends and family, so... 230 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,295 - Wait, are we not friends? - Friends? 231 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,397 I mean, more bus mates. 232 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:44,312 - So we're all just nameless faces on a bus? 233 00:07:44,372 --> 00:07:45,472 Wow. [all booing] 234 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:46,740 - Oh, hey. Stop. Stop. 235 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,981 - Eat this, Tom! 236 00:07:49,043 --> 00:07:50,413 - Tom, you're losing the crowd, man. 237 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:51,811 Tell 'em what they wanna hear. 238 00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:53,479 - All right, you know what? Fine. 239 00:07:53,548 --> 00:07:55,678 If you go to the diner, just tell 'em Tom sent you. 240 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,090 [cheers and applause] 241 00:07:57,185 --> 00:08:00,085 - Hi, I'd like to order the Tom Special, 242 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,488 and can I get that for free? 243 00:08:01,556 --> 00:08:03,686 'Cause my best friend Tom sent me. 244 00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:05,588 - Can I get a flaming meat things for free? 245 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,233 Yeah, I'm friends with the little dude 246 00:08:07,328 --> 00:08:08,898 who did the thing with the bus. 247 00:08:08,996 --> 00:08:10,726 Yeah, I'm also friends with Michael Bay, no big deal. 248 00:08:10,832 --> 00:08:14,402 - Hi, I'm friends with Tom and I'm also a first responder. 249 00:08:14,502 --> 00:08:15,772 I put out a volcano. 250 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,740 And so I'd like a Tom Special for free. 251 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,444 So that's a dozen Tom Specials. 252 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,913 All for free. - Yep. 253 00:08:24,011 --> 00:08:25,451 - Since these people are friends and family. 254 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:28,046 - And Mountain Dews all around, baby. 255 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,446 - [sighs] - Thank you. 256 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,390 You guys are very generous. 257 00:08:31,452 --> 00:08:32,952 Kinda like royalty in this place. 258 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,864 The king of the diner. They treat me nice. 259 00:08:34,922 --> 00:08:38,132 - I can't believe this weasel keeps coming in. 260 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,756 He brought ten friends, Pete. 261 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,901 - She talking about me? - Well, we did make the offer. 262 00:08:41,963 --> 00:08:45,403 - He's double-fisting the most expensive things on the menu. 263 00:08:45,466 --> 00:08:46,926 - Double-fisting? - Calm down, honey. 264 00:08:47,034 --> 00:08:49,044 - Let's just hope he unexpectedly dies 265 00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,303 or moves out of town. 266 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,805 - Wow, Tom. Oof. 267 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,876 Man, you really screwing over these nice people. 268 00:08:53,941 --> 00:08:57,211 - She's much friendlier when she's taking the orders. 269 00:08:57,278 --> 00:08:59,278 - I can't believe this is free! 270 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:00,650 10 pounds of meat 271 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,318 carved into the shape of your son's head? 272 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,987 - Hey, those are the perks of having a hero son. 273 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,156 [door clicks] - Oh, hey, Ma. 274 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,485 What the hell is going on here? 275 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,429 - I started a Free Food Snack Club 276 00:09:10,491 --> 00:09:11,931 for some of the moms. 277 00:09:11,993 --> 00:09:13,663 - What? All right. You know what? That does it. 278 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,561 We need to cut this off. Everybody out. 279 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:18,270 Party's over. Donate the meat to somebody. 280 00:09:18,332 --> 00:09:19,972 - Ladies, excuse me for a second. 281 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,397 I'm gonna go talk to my son. 282 00:09:21,469 --> 00:09:23,339 He seems to be having a breakdown. 283 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,068 [whispering] Hey, what are you doing? 284 00:09:25,139 --> 00:09:27,739 - Cindy, can you cut off a chunk of Tom's face for me? 285 00:09:28,576 --> 00:09:30,806 - You're gonna come in here and boss your mom? Uh-uh. 286 00:09:30,912 --> 00:09:33,012 - I just don't wanna take advantage of this poor couple. 287 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,524 I mean-- - That's real sweet. 288 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,745 Is that what you want me to tell you right now? 289 00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:37,347 You're a good person. 290 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,852 - I don't want to be the reason they go out of business. 291 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,963 - Ugh, all right. You know what? Fine. 292 00:09:41,022 --> 00:09:43,322 If you want to end this, I have a solution. 293 00:09:46,027 --> 00:09:47,357 Ah, thanks for seeing us. 294 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,002 That blurb you wrote on my son was very nice. 295 00:09:50,097 --> 00:09:51,967 - Well, you got a very brave young man here. 296 00:09:52,033 --> 00:09:53,703 - Tell her what you wanna do, Tom. 297 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,301 - You know, a lot of people are taking advantage 298 00:09:55,369 --> 00:09:56,969 of the diner's free food offer. 299 00:09:57,038 --> 00:09:59,808 So I just wanna put out a county-wide alert that says, 300 00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:01,384 "Tom wants you to knock it off." 301 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:05,176 - Well, it's no bus rescue, but it is a nice gesture. 302 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:06,779 I'll put something in the next issue. 303 00:10:06,848 --> 00:10:07,978 It'll be out in two weeks. 304 00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:09,379 - Oh, no, we can't wait two weeks. 305 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,054 No, these people are hemorrhaging money. 306 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,292 - I'm sorry. The paper's biweekly. 307 00:10:13,354 --> 00:10:14,994 And I know biweekly is confusing, 308 00:10:15,056 --> 00:10:17,056 but it's the type where it's two times a month. 309 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,858 - You know what? They'll be fine for two weeks. 310 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,190 Tom wants to do the right thing, 311 00:10:20,294 --> 00:10:22,134 but he also wants that blurb. 312 00:10:22,196 --> 00:10:24,666 My boy likes his blurbs, you know? 313 00:10:24,732 --> 00:10:28,042 [keys clacking] - [sighs] 314 00:10:28,135 --> 00:10:29,635 Pete, this has gone too far. 315 00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:30,744 We have to rescind the offer. 316 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,738 - Amanda, I gave Tom my word. 317 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,380 I can't just dishonor my father like that. 318 00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:35,735 - I'm going through these receipts. 319 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,183 We're going out of business. 320 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,575 - What do you mean, we're going out business? 321 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,919 - Just the gravy is $15,000. 322 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,646 - I cannot rescind this offer, Amanda. 323 00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:47,419 It's for my father, who died. 324 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,092 - [sighs] If that's how you feel. 325 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,590 There's only one other option. 326 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,091 - Change the beef to some type of hot dog meat? 327 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,164 - No, I was thinking burn down the restaurant 328 00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:57,369 and collect the insurance money. 329 00:10:57,431 --> 00:11:00,171 - Wow, you really take things too far. 330 00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,038 - Tom, this is your best blurb yet. 331 00:11:03,104 --> 00:11:05,114 - It's pretty good. - Read it to me. 332 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,606 - "A local boy named Tom has graciously declined 333 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,209 "to accept free food at a local restaurant. 334 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,779 "When asked if he sees himself as a hero, Tom boasted, 335 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,622 'Abso-freaking-lutely. It's what I do.'" 336 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:20,618 - As a mom, this is what it's all about, Tommy. 337 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,391 - This was worth the wait, I gotta say. 338 00:11:22,456 --> 00:11:24,456 - [sobbing] 339 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,259 [thunder rumbling] 340 00:11:27,361 --> 00:11:29,531 Are you sure we can't just refinance or something? 341 00:11:29,597 --> 00:11:31,127 - Pete, I already started the fire. 342 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,602 Now is not the time. [horn honks] 343 00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:35,771 - Hey. - Hey, we're kinda busy here. 344 00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:38,070 - Oh, no, don't worry. I'm not here for free food. 345 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:39,639 I actually have great news. 346 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,780 - "Local hero graciously stops accepting handouts, 347 00:11:41,876 --> 00:11:44,776 asks friends to repay diner for free meals"? 348 00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:46,049 That's amazing! 349 00:11:46,113 --> 00:11:47,253 But why didn't you tell us sooner? 350 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,815 - Oh, Tom wanted to get a blurb 351 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,616 in the local paper, and it's biweekly. 352 00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:53,988 - It would have helped to have this information sooner. 353 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,618 - Wait, what--what is that? Is that smoke? 354 00:11:55,723 --> 00:11:57,933 - Tom, run in and get the fire extinguisher. 355 00:11:57,992 --> 00:11:59,162 [smoke alarm beeping] - Me? No. 356 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,730 - Of course you. - Wait. 357 00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:02,555 - What happened to your courage? Get in there! 358 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,930 - That was a bus. This is a diner. 359 00:12:03,998 --> 00:12:05,328 It's a whole different interface. 360 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,773 - Just go in there and save it 361 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,274 just like you saved the school bus. 362 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,736 - I can't do it. My mom simply won't allow it. 363 00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:10,974 - I'm good with it. 364 00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:12,272 I wanna see you in action, buddy. 365 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,180 - Mom, come on. - I'll do it! 366 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,435 - Oh, no. 367 00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:17,809 - ♪ When a hero comes along ♪ 368 00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:19,812 ♪ And saves a life today ♪ 369 00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:21,684 - They're playing my song. That's my song. 370 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,752 - Out of my way, Tom. - Whoa. Oh, this is not good. 371 00:12:24,819 --> 00:12:26,649 She's gonna die. [fire extinguisher blows] 372 00:12:26,754 --> 00:12:29,364 - All good. Just a small grease fire. 373 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,327 [applause] - You are a hero. 374 00:12:32,426 --> 00:12:33,956 - Thank you. Thank you. 375 00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:36,198 - Not to be petty, but technically, I responded first. 376 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,697 - What? 377 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,498 - Sure, I didn't do anything, but I did respond. 378 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,040 At least give me credit for that. 379 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,095 - ♪ Remember there's more road ♪ 380 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,170 ♪ And places to go ♪ 381 00:12:45,272 --> 00:12:47,312 ♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪ 382 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,135 ♪ More people to fornicate ♪ 383 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:52,280 ♪ And remember there's a lot of good omens ♪ 384 00:12:52,346 --> 00:12:53,946 ♪ Supplying the proof ♪ 385 00:12:54,015 --> 00:12:57,545 ♪ That our life is the best joke ever told ♪ 386 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:01,622 ♪ Remember it's a joke and leave it alone ♪ 387 00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:05,729 ♪ Let go and try to be always abiding ♪ 388 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:09,956 ♪ Remember if there's one good reason for dying ♪ 389 00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:11,901 ♪ The sweet silver lining ♪ 390 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,139 ♪ Through you she lives on ♪ 391 00:13:14,201 --> 00:13:18,041 ♪ And therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪ 392 00:13:18,139 --> 00:13:22,539 ♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪ 393 00:13:22,589 --> 00:13:27,139 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30054

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