All language subtitles for Ten Year Old Tom s01e10.eng

[bell rings]

- Tom, take this the right way,

but I'ma put some feelers out
for a new lab partner.

- Why, you're not happy
with the volcano?

- No,
it look like a pile of manure!

It don't even erupt.
- You know what?

I grabbed some
extra stuff from home.

Let's see if this works.

- What you got? What you got?

- We got blackberry brandy,
windshield washer fluid,

and mountain breeze
air freshener.

- Okay.
- That's gotta burn, right?

- We can work with this.
- Right?

- Put these on.
- Nice.

- I'll stand
at a safe distance.

You start dumping things
until it explodes.

- Why am I doing all the work
on this team?

I built the volcano.
- Tom, we've been over this.

I'm the scientist.
You're the unskilled laborer.

Now start dumping.
- Okay, step back.

Let me show you
how science works.

A couple fluid ounces of this.

Brandy.

That's weird.
It's not erupting.

- Here, here.
Let's do this the Nelson way.

Oh. Whoa.
- Oh, no! Oh, no, flames!

Oh, no, what's happening?
Oh, no!

Everybody run!
Run for your lives!

We're all gonna die!

- Is nobody gonna put out
the stupid volcano thing--

[scoffs]
Okay. I guess I'll do it.

[applause]

[horn blares]
- Hey, hey, kids.

Your principal called me in
to talk about fire safety.

Now, I know I'm not supposed
to curse in front of you,

but who knows what a pussy is?

- Um, a person like Tom?
- What?

- Exactly. Come here, buddy.
This little guy right here.

- Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- He saw the flames.

- Oh, no--
- And he ran.

- You got it all wrong.

I ran to get
the fire extinguisher.

I'm a hero.
- You fled the scene.

- I fled out of bravery
to save everyone.

I fled to save.

- You think that's
what Superman does?

You think Superman flies away
for a bit

and then comes back to save?

- I'm sure he does
all kind of things.

- Horrible person. Look at him.

Yasmine here, she ran
to the flames and saved lives.

Hero.
[applause]

- Guys, come on, we--

all right,
tell the dog to relax.

She literally poured
iced tea on a volcano.

- Excuse me?

- I'm just saying,
hero might be a strong word.

I mean, let's--
- Where I come from,

we have respect
for first responders.

- I don't know if I'd call her
a first responder. She's--

- Now you're
being disrespectful.

You gotta leave the truck area.

- She took two steps.

I don't wanna leave
the truck area.

[dog growling]

- Say you're sorry,

and then get
the fuck outta here.

- How is there no teacher
out here to supervise us?

- Tom, before you
do these things,

you need to ask yourself,
how will this affect Nelson?

- I know. I shouldn't have run.

I shouldn't have
run and screeched.

- Come on, you old piece
of pain in the tush!

Ah, sorry for
the language kids,

but I can't get
this thing into gear.

Mother-bleeping C-word!
Stupid B-hole bus.

Get that heinie into gear,
you piece of caca!

- I don't think these
kid-friendly curses

are really landing.

- Ill rip your ding-a-ling off,
you GD bus!

[bus grinding]

Okay, kids, stand back.

I'm igniting
a common safety flare.

- Whoa.
- Whoa, no need to panic, Tom!

- Panic? I-I literally said
whoa in a deadpan voice.

- No, Tom panicked.

- I didn't panic.
I'm not panicking.

- Don't flee the scene, Tom.
[laughter]

- This is the opposite
of fleeing.

I'm literally standing here.

- Okay, kids,
you stay here by the bus.

Try not to get shot.

Tom, hold this flare.
Come over here.

- Okay, more fire. What's up?

- Here's the deal.

I need a new bus.
- Okay.

- And you need an opportunity
to look like a hero.

- I do need that.

- So tomorrow morning,

we fake an emergency
on the school bus.

- Fake emergency? No.

- Picture this:
the bus explodes.

You come running in.

- I don't like to run.

- You haul my ass
out of the bus.

Everyone will think
you're a hero,

and I'll have a new vehicle.

- That sounds abnormally dicey.
- Trust me.

I know a guy
who could rig it all up.

I mean, we're good.

- Wow, you know a guy who does
fake school bus explosions?

That's amazing.

[doorbell rings]

- Oh, what's up, player?
I remember you.

- This is the guy? Glenn?
- Hell yeah.

- Oh, you know each other?
- You don't remember

he sold me drugs
and I shoved them up my butt

and there was a whole scandal?
- Yes!

- Anyway, so you know
what you're doing here?

You can help
with the fake fire and smoke?

- Does a cat have six tits?
- Six tits?

I have no idea.
Not a cat owner.

- Boom.
- Oh, wow. Look at that.

- Worked on a Michael Bay
picture back in the day.

So I know my way
around special effects.

- This is impressive stuff.

You rigged
all these explosions?

- Hell yeah, dude.

Renaissance man and shit,
you know what I'm saying?

I'm all the ninja turtles
wrapped into one.

- He's a wizard, Tom.
- You know what's up.

So anyway,
here's the plan, dawg.

I'll rig the bus
with harmless movie smoke.

- Nice.
- And on my cue,

the driver screams,
"Run for your lives.

This bitch is gonna blow."
That's what's up.

- I question some
of the dialogue, but--

- Anyway, so then Tom says,
"Not on my watch.

First responder
coming through."

- I like that.

- Then Tom drags you out,
and I'll be playing

some type of Aerosmith song
in the background.

Boom. Credits roll.
Any questions, gentlemen?

- Zero questions.

- Let's just hope for the best.

[dramatic music]

- This is Cobra,
your eyes on the ground, over.

- This is Stallion.
Radio check, over.

- This is Tom.
Radio check, over.

- Tom, use the code names,
remember?

I'm Cobra. He's Stallion.
You're Louise.

- I feel like I got
the worst nickname.

Can I say that?
- Please identify yourself.

- Louise in position, over.
- Thank you.

All right, guys, it's go time.

And in the off chance
the bus does actually explode

and everyone dies,
that's my bad.

I apologize in advance.

[machine beeping]

- Help, I'm stuck!
The bus is gonna blow!

- Oh, my God, someone's gotta
help the bus driver.

- Everyone, relax.

You're in good hands.
First responder's on the scene.

- ♪ When a hero comes along ♪

♪ And saves a life today ♪

- Tom just ran into the bus!

- Is this really happening?

- Who is playing this music?
It is fucking perfect!

- ♪ When a hero comes along ♪

♪ You will not forget ♪

- He's alive!
Are you seeing this?

- Whoo, this little guy
saved my life.

Thank you, Tom.
[cheers and applause]

- You know what, Tom?
You're a hero.

- Please, please.
Don't call me a hero.

It's just what I do.
I run towards fire.

I run towards fire and flames.

- Look at that article.
- Thanks, Mom.

This--this is amazing.

- Well, I wanted to treat you
to something nice.

This is big.
I'm, like, an A-list mom now.

- But the hero's mom is usually
not the focus of the story.

- Well, it should be

'cause the hero had to come
out of the mom.

- Hey, hope you folks
enjoyed your meal.

We are so grateful
for what your son did.

Can I have everyone's
attention, please?

- What are you--what are you--

- My dad, God rest his soul,

was a first responder
like this young man here.

He performed many heroic acts.

Saved an old lady
in a kayak once.

- That's amazing.

- Pulled multiple cats
from trees--

- Multiple cats?

- But he tragically died while
trying to deep fry a turkey.

- Oh, what a story.

- So as a tribute to him,

we'd like to offer Tom
free meals for life.

[applause]
- Wow.

- That's amazing. Thank you.

- This is for you, Dad.
- Oh, my God.

Can my mom eat free too?
- Well...

- Yes, we'll extend it
to the whole family.

- Oh, wow!
How about Nelson? Nelson too?

- Is he family?
Who's this Nelson?

- He's more of a friend,
but, you know--

- We'll discuss it.
- He's in.

We'll make it a friends
and family deal.

We'll even name a dish
after you.

Anything you want.

- Something cheap.
Like, a hot dog, maybe?

- How about something fancy?

Why don't you carve a bust
of Tom's head out of meat...

- Wait, what?
- Drench it in gravy,

and then light it on fire.

- That sounds
insanely expensive.

- In memory of Dad,
consider it done.

[cheers and applause]

- Kids, I hope you're enjoying
the new B3000

and the fact
that Tom saved my life.

Tom, say a few words.

- Hi, glad I could save
everyone's lives

and get us a sweet new bus.

I know I put
Yasmine's rescue to shame,

but hey, it's not
a competition, so thank you.

- I heard you get free food
at the diner.

Can we get in on that?
- Sorry, Hector.

It's just friends
and family, so...

- Wait, are we not friends?
- Friends?

I mean, more bus mates.

- So we're all just
nameless faces on a bus?

Wow.
[all booing]

- Oh, hey. Stop. Stop.

- Eat this, Tom!

- Tom, you're losing
the crowd, man.

Tell 'em what they wanna hear.

- All right, you know what?
Fine.

If you go to the diner,
just tell 'em Tom sent you.

[cheers and applause]

- Hi, I'd like to order
the Tom Special,

and can I get that for free?

'Cause my best friend
Tom sent me.

- Can I get a flaming
meat things for free?

Yeah, I'm friends
with the little dude

who did the thing with the bus.

Yeah, I'm also friends
with Michael Bay, no big deal.

- Hi, I'm friends with Tom
and I'm also a first responder.

I put out a volcano.

And so I'd like
a Tom Special for free.

So that's a dozen Tom Specials.

All for free.
- Yep.

- Since these people
are friends and family.

- And Mountain Dews
all around, baby.

- [sighs]
- Thank you.

You guys are very generous.

Kinda like royalty
in this place.

The king of the diner.
They treat me nice.

- I can't believe this weasel
keeps coming in.

He brought ten friends, Pete.

- She talking about me?
- Well, we did make the offer.

- He's double-fisting the most
expensive things on the menu.

- Double-fisting?
- Calm down, honey.

- Let's just hope
he unexpectedly dies

or moves out of town.

- Wow, Tom. Oof.

Man, you really screwing over
these nice people.

- She's much friendlier
when she's taking the orders.

- I can't believe this is free!

10 pounds of meat

carved into the shape
of your son's head?

- Hey, those are the perks
of having a hero son.

[door clicks]
- Oh, hey, Ma.

What the hell is going on here?

- I started
a Free Food Snack Club

for some of the moms.

- What? All right.
You know what? That does it.

We need to cut this off.
Everybody out.

Party's over.
Donate the meat to somebody.

- Ladies, excuse me
for a second.

I'm gonna go talk to my son.

He seems to be
having a breakdown.

[whispering]
Hey, what are you doing?

- Cindy, can you cut off
a chunk of Tom's face for me?

- You're gonna come in here
and boss your mom? Uh-uh.

- I just don't wanna take
advantage of this poor couple.

I mean--
- That's real sweet.

Is that what you want me
to tell you right now?

You're a good person.

- I don't want to be the reason
they go out of business.

- Ugh, all right.
You know what? Fine.

If you want to end this,
I have a solution.

Ah, thanks for seeing us.

That blurb you wrote
on my son was very nice.

- Well, you got a very brave
young man here.

- Tell her
what you wanna do, Tom.

- You know, a lot of people
are taking advantage

of the diner's free food offer.

So I just wanna put out
a county-wide alert that says,

"Tom wants you
to knock it off."

- Well, it's no bus rescue,
but it is a nice gesture.

I'll put something
in the next issue.

It'll be out in two weeks.

- Oh, no,
we can't wait two weeks.

No, these people
are hemorrhaging money.

- I'm sorry.
The paper's biweekly.

And I know
biweekly is confusing,

but it's the type
where it's two times a month.

- You know what?
They'll be fine for two weeks.

Tom wants to do
the right thing,

but he also wants that blurb.

My boy likes his blurbs,
you know?

[keys clacking]
- [sighs]

Pete, this has gone too far.

We have to rescind the offer.

- Amanda, I gave Tom my word.

I can't just dishonor
my father like that.

- I'm going through
these receipts.

We're going out of business.

- What do you mean,
we're going out business?

- Just the gravy is $15,000.

- I cannot rescind this offer,
Amanda.

It's for my father, who died.

- [sighs]
If that's how you feel.

There's only one other option.

- Change the beef
to some type of hot dog meat?

- No, I was thinking
burn down the restaurant

and collect
the insurance money.

- Wow, you really
take things too far.

- Tom, this is
your best blurb yet.

- It's pretty good.
- Read it to me.

- "A local boy named Tom
has graciously declined

"to accept free food
at a local restaurant.

"When asked if he sees himself
as a hero, Tom boasted,

'Abso-freaking-lutely.
It's what I do.'"

- As a mom, this is what
it's all about, Tommy.

- This was worth the wait,
I gotta say.

- [sobbing]

[thunder rumbling]

Are you sure we can't
just refinance or something?

- Pete,
I already started the fire.

Now is not the time.
[horn honks]

- Hey.
- Hey, we're kinda busy here.

- Oh, no, don't worry.
I'm not here for free food.

I actually have great news.

- "Local hero graciously stops
accepting handouts,

asks friends to repay diner
for free meals"?

That's amazing!

But why didn't
you tell us sooner?

- Oh, Tom wanted to get a blurb

in the local paper,
and it's biweekly.

- It would have helped to have
this information sooner.

- Wait, what--what is that?
Is that smoke?

- Tom, run in and get
the fire extinguisher.

[smoke alarm beeping]
- Me? No.

- Of course you.
- Wait.

- What happened
to your courage? Get in there!

- That was a bus.
This is a diner.

It's a whole
different interface.

- Just go in there and save it

just like you saved
the school bus.

- I can't do it.
My mom simply won't allow it.

- I'm good with it.

I wanna see you
in action, buddy.

- Mom, come on.
- I'll do it!

- Oh, no.

- ♪ When a hero comes along ♪

♪ And saves a life today ♪

- They're playing my song.
That's my song.

- Out of my way, Tom.
- Whoa. Oh, this is not good.

She's gonna die.
[fire extinguisher blows]

- All good.
Just a small grease fire.

[applause]
- You are a hero.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Not to be petty, but
technically, I responded first.

- What?

- Sure, I didn't do anything,
but I did respond.

At least give me credit
for that.

- ♪ Remember
there's more road ♪

♪ And places to go ♪

♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪

♪ More people to fornicate ♪

♪ And remember
there's a lot of good omens ♪

♪ Supplying the proof ♪

♪ That our life
is the best joke ever told ♪

♪ Remember it's a joke
and leave it alone ♪

♪ Let go and try to be
always abiding ♪

♪ Remember if there's
one good reason for dying ♪

♪ The sweet silver lining ♪

♪ Through you she lives on ♪

♪ And therein lies a truth
we can sip when we want ♪

♪ Disciples of the flow,
we can float anywhere ♪

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