All language subtitles for Ten Year Old Tom s01e06.eng

[indistinct chatter]

[whistle blows]
- Okay, gang!

It's National
Physical Fitness month!

And last year we were ranked
in the bottom 5th percentile,

which is considered
"lethargic and grossly unfit"!

Now how does this
make y'all feel?

- Meh, I don't care.

- Yeah,
that sounds about right.

- It's fine.
- Come on, everybody!

Let's prove 'em wrong!

Now Tom,
lead us off with some chin-ups.

- You know what, I'd love to,
I'm just not a big chin-up guy.

- Tom, nobody
is a "big chin-up guy."

Get up on this bar.
- I really don't want to do it.

I--I just end up dangling there
and a lot of grunting--

It's really embarrassing.

It's embarrassing
for everyone watching.

- Get...on...that...bar!

- All right, you know what,
let's just--let me bang out

a quick ten and--
[clears throat]

Here's ten, you ready?

[grunting]
- You got it.

- [grunting]
- Come on.

- Dig deep!
- It's not happening.

- Use those scrawny arms, Tom!
- It's not working.

I told you.
- Pull yourself up!

- You're making it worse.
- Pull yourself up!

- The arms aren't powerful en--

- Tom, pull yourself--

You know what?
I'm gonna just help you.

I'ma give you a little boost.
- Oh, no.

What are you doing?
- Oh, snap!

Look, he got his
hands on his butt!

- That is so not allowed!

- Ugh!
- Everybody just calm down.

This is called spotting.
You need to mind your business.

Hey!
Put the phone down.

This is not what it looks like.

- Uh! Agh!

- Oh, my--
Damn it.

- Oh, wow, look at that.
I got a boo-boo on my knee.

I'm, uh--
can I go to the nurse?

- Did he just say "boo-boo"?

- Is boo-boo the wrong phrase?

- This whole generation
is soft!

- Hey, uh, nurse Denise?

- Yeah?
- I need a quick Band-Aid.

I had a little boo-boo--
little gym slip-up.

- Guess what, Tom.
I don't have any Band-Aids.

Do you wanna know why?
- I don't know, poor planning?

- Because this school
doesn't give me the budget.

- Oh!
- They value athletics

more than healthcare.
- Can I just get the--

some kind of Band-Aid or gauze?
Do you have any gauze?

- We've got
a broken system, Tom.

And you are gonna help fix it.
You're a warrior now.

- Oh, no.
I don't want to be a warrior.

- All you have to do
is walk back to the gym

and say,
"I can't move my neck."

- I can't say that.
I got full mobility of my neck.

- Okay, well, pretend.
All right?

You ever heard of acting?

This is your chance
to make a difference.

Do it for the children, Tom.

- I am the children.
Children don't typically

do things "for the children."

- Okay.
Do you remember your line?

- Can't move the neck.

- My neck, it's not "the" neck.
- My neck.

- It's yours.
- My neck.

- And stop waving
your head around.

You can't move your neck

while saying
"I can't move my neck."

- All right.
I can't move my neck!

- Yes, but with conviction.

- All right, here we go.
Try this on for size.

I can't move my neck!
- [startled cry]

Get that boy on the ground!

- I'm--I'm okay.
- Tom, don't move.

Are you okay?
- I'm good.

It's not a big thing.
- [yelling] How many fingers

am I holding up?

- You're holding
a cup of coffee.

- Yes, Tom, but I'm holding up

the cup of coffee with fingers.

- Mr. B, I'm handling this!

- You're clearly not, Denise!

- Mr. B, lower your voice.
- Here, Tom,

Let me help you up.
- No, don't lift me up.

Mr. B, please.
- Hey, drop that boy right now.

- Whoa, ow!
- Oh, my God.

- Okay, nobody touch him.

There's liability issues here,
okay?

- You know what?
You can go back--

Go back to your office.
False alarm.

- Okay, listen to what
he said

and ignore it.
- Oh, man.

- Call 911
and tell 'em we've got a child

with a broken neck and
a minor abrasion on his knee.

- And you know, I would have
been able to treat this,

had I been given
the proper equipment.

- All right, bring it down.
Enough with that.

- Okay, son.
Don't move.

I need you to tell me
exactly what happened.

- It was nothing,
let's go back to the gym.

- Son,
when they call the MedEvac,

it's not a nothing situation.

You are typically either dead

or very close to being dead.

- Oh, my God.
- Now give me a detailed

explanation of what's
going on with your neck.

- Yeah, Tom, this is
your chance to speak up.

For the children.
- Uh, all right.

Let's see.
As I remember,

I was banging out
quite a lot of chin-ups.

- What?
- I plummeted to the earth.

And I couldn't move my neck.
And that was basically it.

- So when did you
walk to the nurse?

- Oh, that's right.
So I broke my neck,

and then I strolled over
and chatted with the nurse.

- You were chatting to
the nurse with a broken neck?

How did that happen, Tom?

- I'm very confused,
I'm not gonna lie.

- Uh, he's, uh, foggy.

But you see what
gym class has done to him.

- What happened?
Someone plummeted.

- Ah, yeah,
this guy's talkin' gibberish.

Fire up the chopper, Charlie.

We're takin' this
son of a bitch to the city.

I mean,
his brain is totally messed up.

It's just turds bouncin' around

in his skull at this point.
Let's go!

[dramatic music]

- Tom?
Tom, can you hear me, bud?

- Yeah, I'm right here.
- All right, good.

You're at the top spinal center
in Manhattan, Tom.

So even if I have
to completely rebuild

your whole neck from scratch,
you're gonna be okay.

- Rebuild?
Oh, no, don't rebuild anything.

- I don't need you to weigh in,
Tom--you're a child, I'm a man.

- But if you want
a second opinion--

- I don't need one--if I did,

I would get another doctor.
- I'm just saying,

don't rebuild anything,

don't slice anything--

- Well, if we have to,

we're gonna slice and dice and

put you right back together.

- Oh, my God.
- Such a brave

little boy you've got, ma'am.

- Oh, thank you.
He's a--he's a trooper.

Unlike his dad,
who's nailin' some slut

in Myrtle Beach right now.
- Okay, all right.

Not my business.
- You gotta see his Instagram.

You're gonna puke.
- Uhh, I don't

have time for that.
- They got a dog?

Like, who's gonna
take care of it?

They're constantly nailing
each other in their condo.

- I've gotta go.
- Look at this.

They went to eat
at a Bubba Gump last night.

Look at her.
- Oh, boy, getting a page.

I've gotta run.
- Hang on, I gotta scroll.

- Tom!
Thank God you're alive.

- Hey, Nelson!
Thanks for comin'.

- Look man, we can't lose you.

- That's really nice.
That's really sweet.

- Yeah, I can't make new
friends on the bus, man.

I'm too old for that.

- Kind of a selfish take
on it, but okay.

- What's up, Tommy?
- Hey, Nelson's dad.

- I brought you
a little something here

to cheer you up, man.

- Wait, what's this?

You got me a bunch of papers?

- That's paperwork
for your lawsuit.

I wanna represent you.

- Oh, no,
I'm not lookin' to sue anyone.

- Tom, in law,
this is what we call

a "must sue" situation.

- Hmm.
- Must sue?

- Must sue
- This feels really, uh--

what's the word
I'm lookin' for?

- Privileged?
- No.

- Blessed?
- I was gonna say--

I was gonna say "weaselly."

- Tom!
It's an MSS.

It's a Must Sue Situation.

- I'm not sure
that's a real phrase.

- No, it's a real phrase.

- Right.
- I mean, I know

we're not litigious people.

But if this is
a "must sue" situation,

I feel like
we don't have any choice.

- There you go.
- It's your call, Tom,

but I feel like
we gotta go for this.

- It's my call?
- It's your call.

- All right.
I think we're gonna pass.

- Sounds like we're in.
Where do we sign?

[school bell rings]

- Hi, kids.
This is, uh, your principal.

As you all know,
one of our students almost

died while exercising
last week,

so please
be extra careful out there.

I love you kids
like you're my own,

and you know that, okay?

This announcement's
brought to you by Hooters.

You're not old enough
to enjoy boobs,

but when you are,
you'll come into Hooters.

[knock on door]

- Hey, you wanted to see me?

- Tommy, these headlines,

they're making us
look horrible.

- Yeah, it's getting
a lot of press, isn't it?

- "Rogue Gym Teacher Sued
for Chin-Up Disaster"?

- Yeah.

- "Butt Grabbing
Almost Kills Student"?

- He did grab it.

- "Dumbbell Gym Teacher

up to His Neck
in Chin-Up Debacle"?

- I was told it's
a "must sue" situation,

so you gotta just
go ahead with the suing.

- Listen,
we can't have this go to trial.

So tell your mom
that the school's gonna

be preparing
a settlement offer, and, uh,

here's the number
we were thinking.

- This says "pick up booze
and rubbers for the party."

- Oh, shit, that's the wrong--

- What's a rubber?
What's going on here?

- I had it written down on
a little piece of paper,

I don't know what
I did with it, I'm sorry.

- Wanna just tell me?
- It's $1 million,

but I just--
- $1 million dollars?

That's fantastic.
- Yeah, it's a good number,

but I was looking forward
to sliding it over.

That seems to be the fun part.

- $1 million dollars?
[laughing]

- That's what he said.
He said a million.

- Oh, Tom, baby.
We are new people now.

I'm definitely getting
one of those suits you put on

so you can jump off
of high things and fly.

- Oh, like a bungee cord?
- No, I'm talking about

a thing that looks like
a flying squirrel, a wingsuit.

- You know what I'm gonna buy?
- What?

- I'm gonna buy a backpack.

- No need.
I already pulled you

out of school.
- I'm out?

- Yeah.
Rich kids don't go to school.

- I think they go to school,
but hey,

you're the mom here, right?

- Hola,
señoritas and señoritos.

Welcome to Papitos.

- Oh, my God.
Coach, is that you?

- Oh...no!
[laughs]

This is really embarrassin'.
I'm not gonna lie.

They fired me.
Said my negligence

could cost the school
a fortune.

- You're gonna be good though.
You landed on your feet.

- You call this on my feet?

- You got a great job
as a busboy.

- This job pays minimum wage,

and I had to sell my car
to make rent.

I walked 3 miles
to work today.

- Good exercise.

National physical fitness
month, right?

- Oh, you're just gonna

throw that in my face, huh?
[gulps]

It's not right.
I do these things in the gym

because I care.

- Aw, that's sweet.

- I didn't win any trophies
as a kid.

No one encouraged me.

So when I push
your kids to succeed,

I do it out of love.

The love I never had.

[cries]

- That's the
most beautiful thing

I've ever heard in my life.

[upbeat mariachi music]

[singing in Spanish]

- Oh, hey.
Hey, guys, not now.

Not a good time, guys.
Not a good time.

- Yeah, guys, swing on back.
This is very inappropriate.

- Really killin' the moment.

- You don't see the emotions
on my face right here?

- You guys should stop
at this point.

At this point it's belligerent.

Sit down, Coach.
- Coach, sit down.

- Oh, you wanna play?
[diners gasping]

- Coach, please.
- You guys wanna play?

- Oh, my God!
No!

Coach, please!

- Eat that guacamole!

- Don't--not the guacamole!

- Don, stop it.

Pack your locker, okay?

I need to let you go.

- Me?
What'd I do?

- You're drunk!
And you're force-feeding

guacamole to
the singer of the band.

Plus you've got
a terrible Mexican accent.

- I--I might have lied on the--
on the résumé.

I'm not really from Mexico.

- You told them
you were from Mexico?

- He wrote Oaxaca
on the résumé.

- [sighs]

Can I at least
keep the sombrero?

- No, you don't get
to keep the sombrero.

[crickets chirping]

- No, no more chin-ups.

No, guacamole!
Must sue!

Must sue, must sue.
Can't move my neck!

Ah--no!
Can't move my neck!

- Buddy, wake up!
Wh--oh.

Oh, hey, Ma.
- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I think so.
Just having a beautiful dream.

- Aw, that sounds nice.
- You know, I've been thinkin',

maybe we should
pull the plug on this lawsuit.

I--I didn't know the coach
was gonna get fired.

- Bud, a lot of good's
gonna come from this.

Kids will be safer in gym
because of you.

- Let's just give--
let's just give the coach half.

- Tom.
[laughs]

You're a sweet guy.

But half's a little crazy.

- I mean,
at least give him 2/3 or--

- You know that's
more than half right?

- I don't know, 7/8ths?

- Wh--babe, that's even more!

- Who even knows what these
numbers even mean anymore.

I just don't want
the coach to suffer.

He had to sell his car.
I mean, that's crazy.

- You know what?
You just gave me an idea.

Tomorrow,
we're gonna make things right

with one simple, selfless act.

That sound good?
- Sounds amazing.

- I'm proud of you, buddy.
You hurt your neck,

you ate Mexican food,
you did good.

- Settin' the bar kind of low,
but thank you.

- How many times
I gotta tell you,

they don't let me
keep the sombrero.

- Well, what the hell
were you doing

that they wouldn't
let you take the sombrero?

- Why do you always think
I'm doing something?

It's corporate policy!

- 'Cause you know I wanted
to wear that for Taco Tuesday.

- You're always with
your cultural appropriation.

[knock on door]
Y--you don--

- Hey, how's it going, Coach?

- Oh, it's you.
- Sorry to interrupt.

Listen,
we have a surprise for you.

- I think you've done enough,
okay?

- I would love it if
you could just hear Tom out,

because, uh,
he is about to perform

a random act of generosity

that is really gonna
touch your hearts.

- Really?
- That's right.

Coach, this is our way
of saying thank you

for 20 years of teaching.

- This is the key...

to a brand new Ford Taurus.
- [gasps]

- There it is.
- Wait, what?

Oh, my gosh.
- [laughs]

Oh, my God.
This is amazing!

- It's all yours.
- Wait a minute.

- Is that bird crap on the car?
- What's that?

- Is it?
Wait a minute.

- Is that bird crap on the car?

- Bird crap, where?
- Right there, right there.

Is that bird crap?
- That is bird crap.

- Did we say new?
Did you say new, Mom?

It's not new.
- No, I di--

if I did say that,
I didn't mean to.

It's actually a 2004.

- A 2004?
- But it's all yours.

- I think we're good.

- I'm sorry, Coach,
but we insist.

We already leased a new Tesla,

so this is yours,
whether you like it or not.

- So you're just unloading
your old-ass junker onto us?

- No, this is more of like an
Oprah Winfrey type situation.

- Oprah would've washed the
damn bird crap off first, okay?

- No one knows
what Oprah would've done.

- Oprah would've
washed the bird crap!

- All right, thank you
for coming, everybody.

- Listen, I just
want to say before we start,

I like to have a catchphrase
for each trial.

And we're gonna go with,

"If he broke his neck,

you must write check."

- [fake snores]
Wow, that was great.

Listen,
how 'bout a check for $0?

- $0?
What are you talking here?

- Yeah, that sounds low.
That sounds low.

- Oh, well, guess what?
We reviewed Tom's MRI,

and we're a little concerned.

- What could you be
concerned about exactly?

- Yeah, what's going on?
- Sit back,

sand down the aloofness,
and you'll understand.

This is the part
I'm concerned about.

"The neck looks fine.

"No injury whatsoever.

Why is this idiot
in the hospital?"

- The doctor wrote "idiot"?

- He's a
tell-it-like-it-is doctor.

- Sorry. I might've
overstated my injuries.

- Ooh.
- Tom.

- I'm sorry, Mom,
I know how much

you wanted
that flying squirrel suit.

- Yup.
Anyway,

looks like you have to go to
school like a normal poor kid.

- ♪ Remember
there's more road ♪

♪ And places to go ♪

♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪

♪ More people to fornicate ♪

♪ And remember
there's a lot of good omens ♪

♪ Supplying the proof ♪

♪ That our life
is the best joke ever told ♪

♪ Remember it's a joke
and leave it alone ♪

♪ Let go and try to be
always abiding ♪

♪ Remember if there's
one good reason for dying ♪

♪ The sweet silver lining ♪

♪ Through you she lives on ♪

♪ And therein lies a truth ♪

♪ We can sip when we want ♪

♪ Disciples of the flow ♪

♪ We can float anywhere ♪

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