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[Alarm clock beeping]
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[ "Shake That Skinny Ass"
playing]
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-♪ I want to rest my case
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♪ Upon the neon floor
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[Alarm clock beeping]
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♪ I wanna know something now
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♪ Can you match the moon
to the morning light? ♪
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♪ 'Cause when the sun comes
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♪ Are you still gonna
be yourself? ♪
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♪ I don't want nobody else
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♪ Shake that skinny ass
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♪ Somebody come move the table
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♪ If you're ready and able
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♪ Come boogie with me
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♪ Come boogie with me, baby
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♪ Get your body
on the dance floor ♪
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♪ Dance till your ass
can't dance no more ♪
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♪ People say
funk is a dinosaur ♪
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♪ But I don't care
-Ahhh!
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-♪ I just want to dance
some more ♪
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♪ Will this city girl move
to the country? ♪
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♪ Ooh, to the land
of milk and honey? ♪
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♪ Ain't nothing for you here
but a suited puppeteer ♪
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♪ Pushing you down a rat maze
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♪ When you gonna stand up
to the man? ♪
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♪ Break the chains free
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♪ I need to see you
let your feet loose, baby ♪
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♪ Cutting shapes in the rain
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♪ And don't you let nobody
come and stop that train ♪
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♪ Come on,
shake that skinny ass ♪
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♪ Somebody come move the table,
somebody come and move it ♪
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♪ If you're ready and able
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♪ Come boogie with me
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♪ Come boogie with me, baby
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♪ Get your body
on the dance floor ♪
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♪ Dance till your ass
can't dance no more ♪
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♪ People say
funk is a dinosaur ♪
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♪ But I don't care
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♪ I just want to dance
some more ♪
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-Oh. Ah.
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I just realized
I forgot my shoes.
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[ "Sylvia-Pizzicato"playing]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-I'd like to invite you all
to pay your respects.
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[ "Amazing Grace"playing
on piano]
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♪♪
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-[Gasps]
-[Yawns]
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♪♪
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-[Chuckles]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Don't give me the evils.
What?
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♪♪
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Yeah?
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-Makeup.
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-What about it?
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-They look very different.
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-Yeah, because that one
is quite natural,
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and that one
is a going-out look.
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-She looks like It.
-Oh, you mean Pennywise.
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Uh, yeah, I --
yeah, I kind of see it.
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-Her family were
very distressed.
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This is unacceptable, Gwen.
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-I'm sorry, but when the hell
was I supposed to learn
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how to do makeup
on dead old ladies?
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I don't even wear makeup,
and her face was --
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her face was like cold clay.
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It's a miracle that
I didn't throw up again.
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-Fair.
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I get that you hate me
right now.
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You want to sell.
I want to stay.
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But I've given it some thought,
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and it doesn't matter
either way.
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I didn't mean for that to rhyme.
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-Wait, what are you
talking about?
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-You saw Trinity Meadows.
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That's our competition.
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No one's gonna buy us out
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when the place
looks like a dump.
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-Who cares?
They're just gonna bulldoze it
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and turn it into apartments,
anyway.
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-I'm not gonna let someone
bulldoze Koro's legacy.
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The point is, whatever we do,
this place needs work,
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and if you want half,
you need to pull your weight.
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-Does that mean you'll treat me
like your partner
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rather than your slave?
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-Yeah.
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Now, grab that bottle of bubbly
'cause I've called a meeting.
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-This is bullshit.
-This is business.
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I'm a businesswoman.
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-Yeah.
Business is booming.
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♪♪
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-Well done on another
very special service.
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Couple of things to work on,
but very special.
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-Aw.
-Cool.
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-Ah, sorry, Beau,
not quite done yet.
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Gwen, pass me that.
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We wanted to show you
our appreciation
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for all your hard work and
for making us feel so welcome.
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-Aw!
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-So we splashed out
on a $14 Prosecco.
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-And we have
some exciting news.
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We're renovating.
Whoo-hoo!
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-So, you're not selling?
-Unclear.
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-Seems like you're not
on the same page.
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-Exactly.
-We're fine.
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All you need to worry about
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is having a nice glass
of Sangue di Ariete.
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-Well, that's good news.
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Reno's well overdue,
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and while you're doing that,
I can take over management.
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-Let's chat about that
in private.
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-We've got no secrets here.
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It's like a family,
so we can...
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-We love what you do
as a celebrant, Dean,
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but financially
it makes more sense if --
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-So you're cutting my hours.
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Ugh.
I'm gonna be a part-timer.
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-Aw, Dean,
you're gonna love it.
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If I wasn't part-time,
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I couldn't do
my stand-up paddleboarding,
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my doll-making classes,
my Whiz Wally's.
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-Um...
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I've got a couple ideas for
renovations if youse want.
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-Great!
I'd love to hear them.
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-Okay, uh...
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a ball pit 'cause, you know...
-Yeah.
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-...funerals are pretty sad,
and kids love ball pits.
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-Neat.
-Uh, cat.
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Cat for here.
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-Yeah, two
so it doesn't get lonely.
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-Aw.
-Two cats.
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-Do on-site cats.
-Yeah.
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-Um, a pool for when it's hot
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and you want to, you know,
cool down in the water.
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-Obviously.
-Okay.
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-Write that one down.
-Yeah.
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-When it's hot and...a maze,
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inside, outside.
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Uh, special guest performance.
-Oh.
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-You know, if you had, like,
celebrities coming in
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for the microphone and stuff,
yeah.
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-Okay, thank you, Beau.
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-Awesome. Well, any of those
would improve our reviews.
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-What reviews?
What are the critics saying?
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-Yeah, what reviews?
I'll just --
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We'll save that for later.
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-Guys, there's this thing
called the Internet.
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You may have heard of it.
There's lots of things on here,
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including reviews
of Loving Tributes.
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"The whole place smelt like
cabbage and chemicals."
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-Oh.
-"The decor was sadder
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than the death of my auntie."
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"The vegetarian sandwiches
had chicken in them."
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-It's a boot.
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-Well, nothing wrong with a bit
of constructive feedback.
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-"This shit hole is
beyond repair."
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-All right! Lots to keep us
busy, and it sounds like
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maybe the first thing is getting
an interior decorator.
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Gwen, maybe you could...
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-Sure.
-Thank you.
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-I would love to.
-Thank you.
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-Dean, before you go,
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do you want to have a wee chat
about your hour --
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No, that's fine.
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That's okay.
It's been a long day.
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♪♪
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Cool.
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♪♪
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[Cork pops loudly]
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[Gasps]
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Perfect.
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♪♪
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[Tapping]
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♪♪
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-So, Trisha, what do you think?
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-It feels like a death trap.
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-Well, they're usually already
dead when they get here.
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-Well, if there was
an earthquake,
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you'd just be crushed.
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-Okay, cool.
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So, what are your thoughts
on the decor?
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Can you transform this place
like "Queer Eye"?
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-My brother had a really rough
time coming out, actually.
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-Oh.
-Morning, there.
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-This is Trisha.
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Trisha is
our interior decorator.
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-Oh, we have
an interior decorator.
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Trisha, first impression?
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-A little bit overbearing.
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-Oh, no, I-I meant the room.
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-Well, I'd need to spend
a bit of time on it,
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but at first glance,
we're talking about
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getting rid of
these heavy drapes,
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opening up the space a bit,
fresh coat of paint,
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lifting the lighting scheme,
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introducing
some natural elements,
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getting rid of the smell.
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-So, basically, we just
have to change everything?
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-Well, that's what my ex-husband
used to say to me.
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-Do you have an idea on budget?
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-[Sighs]
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Well, it's a lot.
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-Could you be more specific?
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-Not really, no.
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Look, I'm already late
for a custody hearing,
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and I'm pretty sure
my ex-husband and his new wife,
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Carly, are going to win.
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Here. That's awful.
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-Oh, sorry, sorry.
So will you just --
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-I'll fax you through
an invoice just as soon
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as the police locate my laptop.
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[Door closes]
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-I found her on
the supermarket notice board.
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[Car horn honks]
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She's very cheap.
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-Thanks.
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♪♪
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[Chuckles]
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♪♪
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Mmm.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Oh!
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Okay, we need a code.
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-Oh, uh, have you tried
the captain's log?
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There's an entry on
the 22nd of March.
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How about 2203?
That's a four-digit code.
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-That's interesting, Ben.
Not a clue.
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-I really think
you should try 2203.
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Hey, isn't that the day
we first met?
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-I don't know,
but we've got six minutes left.
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Please just get your head
in the game.
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[Alarm blaring]
-I've just got a good feeling.
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-Ugh! Okay. What was it?
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-Uh...
-2-3...
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-2-2-0-3.
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[Beeping]
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-Oh!
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[Alarm continues blaring]
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-[Laughs]
-Shars!
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-Oh!
-No, no.
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-No, but did you?
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-Well, sometimes.
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-Oh, Dean! Dean!
[Laughs]
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I don't get it.
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-No, it's just like --
just what it says.
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-Is it a meme?
-No, Shars, no, no.
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-Is it a TikTok?
-It's art.
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It's -- It's commentary.
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See, people judge him
on his looks,
257
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but he's got dimensions.
258
00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:57,367
He's got a whole inner life,
259
00:11:57,475 --> 00:11:59,405
and sometimes his dog
is the only one
260
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,621
that really understands him.
261
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,241
-Oh, okay.
262
00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:06,214
Well, that's really lovely,
Beau.
263
00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:08,071
-Yeah, I don't really think
about anything
264
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:09,585
when I make these, though.
265
00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:11,634
-Do you get it, Gwen?
266
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,801
-I get that Beau smokes
a lot of weed.
267
00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:17,315
-No, no. Actually, weed makes me
less creative.
268
00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:20,526
-Had you been smoking before
doing that lady's makeup?
269
00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:23,046
-Touché, Dean, but no.
270
00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:24,876
I was actually hungover.
271
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,815
That's not why
I did a bad job, though.
272
00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:29,918
-Ugh. When I first started here,
I could never figure out
273
00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:33,645
how they did those three-layer
sandwiches with the crusts off.
274
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:38,273
The trick is the outside
is the inside of the next one.
275
00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:39,788
-Oh.
-Yeah.
276
00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:41,617
Don't worry, though,
practice makes perfect.
277
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:43,796
-Oh, you can practice
your makeup on me.
278
00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:45,211
I love to be touched.
279
00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:47,416
-Hmm, me too.
280
00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:50,795
I mean, you can practice
your makeup on me if you want.
281
00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,808
-That's a hard no from me.
282
00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,810
I'm the only one that touches
my foundation brush.
283
00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:56,222
-I have to go.
284
00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:58,807
-Oh, Gwen, doll,
take some "shushi."
285
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:00,466
-Sorry?
-"Shushi."
286
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:03,402
It's from Japan.
-No, thank you.
287
00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:07,816
I've got lunch,
but that looks "sho tashty."
288
00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:09,305
-Why you talking funny?
-No, I'm not.
289
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:11,139
I'm being dead "sherious."
290
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,858
I'll "shee" you guys later.
291
00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:14,244
"Shank" you, Sharyn.
292
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:15,375
"Shee" ya.
293
00:13:15,484 --> 00:13:17,184
-[Chuckles]
294
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:20,039
What?
295
00:13:20,144 --> 00:13:21,874
Fun girl.
296
00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,083
-♪ Yo
297
00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:25,871
[ "We Rollin'"playing]
298
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,627
-Watch out for the bumps.
299
00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:29,497
It's kind of like
a roller coaster.
300
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,431
-♪ We just rollin', rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪
301
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:34,194
♪ We just rollin', rollin',
rollin', rollin' ♪
302
00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:37,126
♪ Police think it's stolen,
stolen, stolen, stolen ♪
303
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:39,370
♪ Music loud, I'm rolling,
I'm rolling ♪
304
00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:40,963
♪ Rollin', rollin'
305
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,270
-Keep your mouth closed.
They're out of your league.
306
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,236
[Piano music playing]
307
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:50,693
♪♪
308
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:53,445
-So for this look, I'm using
the Hourglass bronzer.
309
00:13:53,556 --> 00:13:55,176
It's great for contour,
310
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:57,662
but you can also use it
as an eyeshadow.
311
00:13:57,767 --> 00:14:02,977
♪♪
312
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,983
-Hmm. [Mutters]
313
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:10,366
♪♪
314
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:13,610
-What the...
-Hello.
315
00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:16,444
Hi! Hello.
316
00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:17,995
Um, can I help you?
317
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:20,238
-Try and sit still.
318
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:22,212
-I'll just be one second, okay?
319
00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:25,685
Hi! Who's your friend?
320
00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:26,965
-Um, it's Fannie, eh?
321
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:28,703
-It's Barbara.
-Barbara.
322
00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:31,038
There's definitely a Fannie.
It's a hard name to forget, hey?
323
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:33,906
-Excuse me, Barbara, I just
need to borrow Gwen for a sec.
324
00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:35,631
-Sure.
-Okay.
325
00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:40,534
-Why are they here?
326
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,228
-'Cause you told me
I was shit at makeup,
327
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:45,089
so I took the initiative
to source some saggy skin.
328
00:14:45,194 --> 00:14:46,854
-Do you even know them?
Where are they from?
329
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:47,885
-Golden Age.
330
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,650
-The rest home?
-Yeah.
331
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,720
-Do they know where they are?
-Yeah, yeah.
332
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:53,441
Three of them, like,
begged me to come.
333
00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:54,927
-Gwen, you can't just
take people.
334
00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:57,242
-I'm not gonna foster
four old ladies.
335
00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:59,174
I don't want to do that.
Imagine the maintenance.
336
00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:02,207
One of them -- she had
all these tubes in her arms.
337
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:04,585
She just started, like,
throwing them out.
338
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,346
[Machines beeping]
Who's coming with me?
339
00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:08,487
Oh, I feel like
they should stay in.
340
00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:09,767
No? Okay.
[Alarm beeping]
341
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,224
Um, what about
your finger thingy?
342
00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:13,844
I think that's --
that's dialysis, no?
343
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,327
Or I'm gonna bring the chair
and your jacket
344
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:19,022
'cause of hypothermia.
345
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,705
Also, there is a very weird
smell in here.
346
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,537
It was a lot of beeping.
347
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,716
-Okay, very funny, Gwen.
You're hilarious.
348
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:27,691
-No, I'm being serious.
I'm actually getting better.
349
00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,858
And she's having a lovely time,
eh, Barb?
350
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,833
Barb? Oh, shit!
351
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,931
Please don't be dead.
352
00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:35,515
Barb? Barb?
-Is it nighttime?
353
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:37,804
-Oh, no, the --
the eyelash glue.
354
00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:39,942
Oops-a-daisy.
-Okay, just -- okay.
355
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,662
-I will have to fix that.
-Okay.
356
00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:43,428
You need to run these things
by me.
357
00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:45,218
-Well, you told me to pull my
weight, so I'm trying to help.
358
00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:46,813
-Oh, this is you helping.
[Laughs]
359
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:49,431
-Yeah, I got here on time
this morning,
360
00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:51,854
and I found the, um,
interior decorator lady.
361
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,781
-Mm-hmm.
-And I'm practicing makeup,
362
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,893
and you're still on my balls?
I can't bloody win.
363
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,509
-Why can't you just do things
like a normal person?
364
00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,272
-Normal? Normal like you?
365
00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:02,653
'Cause, yeah, your life
seems awesome, Ellie.
366
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,244
-Grow up, Gwen.
367
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,662
You still live at home with Mom!
-Yeah.
368
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,278
-You don't even make
your own lunch.
369
00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,691
This is why you can't
hold down a real job.
370
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:14,727
-Um, you got fired,
you dumb fuck!
371
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:16,795
-Oh! [Grunts]
372
00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:19,356
-Don't you swipe me!
373
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:20,771
Oh my God!
374
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:23,086
[Muffled] No, no, no.
Let go of my face!
375
00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:25,709
-No, grow up! Ow! -Ow!
376
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,332
-No! Don't pinch!
377
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:28,474
-You need to get
a hold of yourself.
378
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:30,963
-You -- I was so calm!
379
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,229
-Ow!
-Let go!
380
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:36,027
-Ah!
-Ohhh! Okay. Ow!
381
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,483
-[Mutters indistinctly]
-Ah!
382
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,623
-Why can't we just...
-Ah!
383
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:44,494
[Grunts]
384
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,729
-Just calm down.
Calm down.
385
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:47,732
Ow, ow, ow!
386
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:50,114
Who bites a person?!
387
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:52,386
-I hate this place!
388
00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:57,981
♪♪
389
00:16:58,086 --> 00:16:59,636
-[Chuckles]
390
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:03,442
Sisters -- we sometimes do that.
391
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:09,719
♪♪
392
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:15,971
♪♪
393
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,689
-Hey.
-Hi.
394
00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:21,966
-[Chuckles] Do you want me to
let you rest in peace, or...
395
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,415
-No, the lid's actually
way heavier than I thought,
396
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,796
so it's good you arrived
when you did.
397
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:30,327
-Is that always happen
between you guys?
398
00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:33,808
-No, the knee kick was new,
but Ellie's acting weird.
399
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:35,504
I mean, like, she's always had
something up her ass,
400
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:36,776
but this is different.
401
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:39,023
-She and Hemi were pretty close.
402
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:40,677
He always used to talk
about her.
403
00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:43,863
It hasn't been that long.
She's probably still grieving.
404
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,269
-Yeah.
405
00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:48,274
-Frankie's mom, Gloria --
she would always
406
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:49,967
pick fights with me.
407
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,759
This one time,
I got her this cookbook
408
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,693
'cause she said she wanted to,
you know, get back into cooking.
409
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:58,797
But, like, she thought
that was me just, like,
410
00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:00,145
telling her
that she had to cook,
411
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,631
like I was Jake the Muss
or something.
412
00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:05,666
It wasn't about the cookbook,
or me.
413
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:08,814
It was about her.
414
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,540
And now she's gone.
415
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,204
-Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
416
00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:17,411
I didn't...
417
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,200
Is she dead?
-No, no, no, no.
418
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:20,575
She just lives around the corner
419
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,405
on Oak Street,
just off Benham Road.
420
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,785
Anyway, we're just not together.
421
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,206
-Okay, I really thought
that was going somewhere else.
422
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:29,003
-No. [Chuckles]
No, I'm just saying, you know,
423
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,178
it's when you know someone's
424
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:35,533
always gonna be there,
it's just...
425
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,501
It's easy to be a dick to them.
426
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:39,459
-But you guys aren't together.
427
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:41,706
-Yeah, but she's Frankie's mom.
428
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,090
I'll always be there for her.
429
00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:44,471
-I'm always gonna be there
for Ellie.
430
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:46,751
I just don't want to be here.
431
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,539
I want to go to Bali.
432
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:51,484
-Then why don't you just go?
433
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:53,338
-'Cause I don't have the money.
434
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:54,652
-Well, then, just save.
435
00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:56,764
-But I'm not working.
[Laughs]
436
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:59,689
-Oh. [Laughs]
Okay, um...
437
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:03,693
Well, then, why don't you just,
like, DJ for money?
438
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:06,587
-I'm not that good yet.
-I'll bet you are.
439
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:09,867
You're good at this job.
You just need to...
440
00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:11,626
make yourself.
441
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:14,216
-Thanks, Beau.
442
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,635
I think I just need a nap, eh?
443
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:19,021
-[Chuckles]
-Bye.
444
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,404
-Just...
-Leave it. [Chuckles]
445
00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:25,542
[Exhales]
446
00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:28,786
Shit!
447
00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:30,451
The grannies.
448
00:19:31,342 --> 00:19:34,282
-Supporting local content
so you can see more
449
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,930
of New Zealand On Air.
450
00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:40,726
♪♪
451
00:19:40,776 --> 00:19:45,326
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