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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,538 --> 00:00:35,123 [ Woman Narrating ] It was a day like no other 2 00:00:38,502 --> 00:00:42,047 It was a day I had always dreamed of.. 3 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:44,258 a day I would never forget. 4 00:00:44,341 --> 00:00:46,260 [ Ship's Hull Creaking ] 5 00:00:46,343 --> 00:00:50,472 [ Man ] Will you marry this woman and take her to your heart... 6 00:00:50,556 --> 00:00:53,350 forever devoted and forever young? 7 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:55,352 I will. 8 00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:59,815 And will you marry this man and take him to your heart... 9 00:00:59,898 --> 00:01:02,359 forever devoted and forever young? 10 00:01:02,442 --> 00:01:04,361 I will. 11 00:01:04,444 --> 00:01:07,155 Would you now place the ring on her finger? 12 00:01:10,742 --> 00:01:12,995 - I now declare you― - [ Explosion ] 13 00:01:13,078 --> 00:01:15,122 [ Bridesmaids Gasping, Screaming ] 14 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:18,000 [ Narrator ] What a shame we had uninvited guests. 15 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,002 [ Pirates Shouting ] 16 00:01:20,085 --> 00:01:24,756 Eh! I'll have what I came for this day! 17 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,050 [ Bridesmaids Screaming, Whimpering ] 18 00:01:27,134 --> 00:01:29,136 [ Narrator ] Jack politely asked them to leave. 19 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,346 Kiss steel, bastard! 20 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:33,140 [ Shouting ] 21 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:41,148 [ Grunting ] 22 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,025 [ Groans ] 23 00:01:43,108 --> 00:01:45,444 [ Gasps ] Jack! 24 00:01:46,403 --> 00:01:49,865 [ Shouting ] 25 00:01:49,948 --> 00:01:51,783 [ Pirate Exclaims ] 26 00:01:51,867 --> 00:01:55,037 - [ Grunting ] - Aha! 27 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,497 Get her! 28 00:02:01,168 --> 00:02:03,211 Jack! 29 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:05,756 Hold tight! I'm coming! 30 00:02:05,839 --> 00:02:07,883 [ Grunts ] 31 00:02:07,966 --> 00:02:10,093 [ Groans ] 32 00:02:10,177 --> 00:02:12,512 [ Narrator ] His temper flared, but he fought like a gentleman. 33 00:02:12,596 --> 00:02:15,140 [ Groans ] 34 00:02:15,223 --> 00:02:17,851 Jack! Jack! 35 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:23,106 Whoa! 36 00:02:25,359 --> 00:02:27,611 - [ Grunts ] - [ Gasping ] 37 00:02:28,779 --> 00:02:30,697 [ Grunting ] 38 00:02:30,781 --> 00:02:32,366 [ Groaning ] 39 00:02:32,449 --> 00:02:35,535 Oh! Uh! 40 00:02:35,619 --> 00:02:38,246 [ Narrator ] My one, true love had fought bravely.. 41 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,332 but it wasn't enough. 42 00:02:40,415 --> 00:02:41,958 [ All Shouting ] 43 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:54,304 [ Narrator ] There was only room for one more. 44 00:02:54,388 --> 00:02:56,723 It was either my love or myself 45 00:02:56,807 --> 00:03:01,436 - You take it, my love. - Never. Those maggots will not have you. 46 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,438 They will not have me for long. 47 00:03:03,522 --> 00:03:05,482 [ Demure Cough ] I have consumption... 48 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:07,484 and will be dead before the year is out. 49 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:09,820 You were gonna marry me with consumption? 50 00:03:09,903 --> 00:03:11,947 Why didn't you tell me? 51 00:03:12,030 --> 00:03:14,032 I didn't want to spoil things. 52 00:03:14,116 --> 00:03:16,034 - Go! - No! 53 00:03:16,118 --> 00:03:18,120 Live to fight another day! 54 00:03:21,998 --> 00:03:24,000 Whatever makes you happy. 55 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:29,297 [ Water Splashes ] 56 00:03:29,381 --> 00:03:32,718 [ Narrator ] With Jack, my happiness always came first. 57 00:03:34,428 --> 00:03:36,471 I faced my fate alone. 58 00:03:36,555 --> 00:03:39,725 The I0 turned to 20, the 20 to 40. 59 00:03:39,808 --> 00:03:43,145 Could this be the end of my freedom, my salvation, my― 60 00:03:43,228 --> 00:03:45,772 [ Jack ] Hey! Gorgeous! 61 00:03:46,857 --> 00:03:49,609 Hey! Hiya, Joanie! [ Laughs ] 62 00:03:53,989 --> 00:03:56,575 [ Sputtering ] 63 00:03:56,658 --> 00:03:58,869 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing Pop ] 64 00:03:58,952 --> 00:04:00,912 Wow! 65 00:04:01,913 --> 00:04:03,915 What happened? 66 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:09,629 ♪♪ [ Singing Continues ] 67 00:04:35,781 --> 00:04:40,577 "Was this the end of my freedom, my salvation?" 68 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:42,579 [ Sighs ] 69 00:04:42,662 --> 00:04:45,415 My career? 70 00:04:45,499 --> 00:04:48,168 ♪♪ [ Singing Continues ] 71 00:05:08,772 --> 00:05:11,024 Heads up! 72 00:05:11,107 --> 00:05:13,026 Oh! 73 00:05:34,756 --> 00:05:38,176 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 74 00:05:45,141 --> 00:05:49,688 - ♪♪ [ Ends ] - [ Clatter ] 75 00:05:53,775 --> 00:05:57,279 Whoo! Ah! 76 00:05:57,362 --> 00:05:59,781 Gorgeous day. Huh, gorgeous? 77 00:05:59,865 --> 00:06:03,994 We got blue skies, nice, warm water... 78 00:06:04,077 --> 00:06:06,746 and a cold beer. 79 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:10,417 - [ Ice Sloshing ] - Honey, did you get any more Buds? 80 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,503 - No. I just didn't have time today.. - [ Pop-top Snaps ] 81 00:06:13,587 --> 00:06:15,672 to ravage the Riviera for your beer. 82 00:06:15,755 --> 00:06:17,424 Tough day, huh? 83 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,968 Yeah, you could say it was tough. 84 00:06:20,051 --> 00:06:23,722 But then, when the going gets tough, the tough― 85 00:06:25,849 --> 00:06:27,809 I don't know what the tough do. 86 00:06:27,893 --> 00:06:29,895 I don't know what the pirates do. 87 00:06:29,978 --> 00:06:31,980 I don't know what anybody does. Jack- 88 00:06:32,063 --> 00:06:34,816 Oh, honey, I know. I know, baby. I know. 89 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:37,944 - Hey, I know. - [ Sighs ] 90 00:06:38,028 --> 00:06:41,823 But look out there. What do you see? 91 00:06:41,907 --> 00:06:45,076 - Bloomingdale's? - No. Greece. 92 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,330 - Greece? - Yeah. Mykonos, Lesbos, Crete, ouzo, olive oil. 93 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:50,373 - Honey, we're going! - Wait a minute. 94 00:06:50,457 --> 00:06:53,460 You said we were gonna go back to New York for a while. 95 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:56,421 Absolutely. When the summer's over, we're goin'. 96 00:06:56,504 --> 00:06:59,341 Aw, Jack! We've been on this boat half a year now. 97 00:06:59,424 --> 00:07:01,635 I need shore leave. I promised Gloria... 98 00:07:01,718 --> 00:07:03,678 I would finish that book three months ago. 99 00:07:03,762 --> 00:07:05,847 And I can't. I don't know what happens next. 100 00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:09,184 - [ Loud Thump ] - I thought you said you wanted to sail around the world with me. 101 00:07:09,267 --> 00:07:12,771 Well, I do, but― but not all of it this week. 102 00:07:12,854 --> 00:07:15,398 I mean, Jack, this is just becoming a blur. 103 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:18,735 I mean, exotic ports and great parties... 104 00:07:18,818 --> 00:07:20,987 and spectacular sunsets. 105 00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:24,866 - It's not enough. - It's not enough? 106 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:27,327 You sound like somebody who's got what they wanted... 107 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:30,163 and now they don't want what they got. 108 00:07:30,246 --> 00:07:32,791 - I want to do something serious. - Serious? Oh, come on. 109 00:07:32,874 --> 00:07:35,543 Aw, Jack. How much romance can one woman take? 110 00:07:35,627 --> 00:07:37,921 Joan Wilder? 111 00:07:40,173 --> 00:07:44,010 - From your most devoted fan. - Thank you. 112 00:07:47,138 --> 00:07:50,850 [ Engine Accelerates ] 113 00:07:52,143 --> 00:07:54,896 "This afternoon we shall meet. A waiting the moment. " 114 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:58,900 - What's this afternoon? - Well, it must be somebody coming to the reception. 115 00:07:58,984 --> 00:08:02,779 That's not till next Tuesday. 116 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,990 This is next Tuesday, Jack. 117 00:08:06,282 --> 00:08:09,911 [ Bell Tolling In Distance ] 118 00:08:14,332 --> 00:08:16,751 [ Speaking French ] 119 00:08:19,337 --> 00:08:21,297 Just― [ Sighs ] Okay. 120 00:08:21,381 --> 00:08:23,591 I thought you said you were gonna get a car. 121 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:26,594 If I knew it was Tuesday, it would've been here. I'm sorry. 122 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:28,596 - Oh. That's all right. - [ Engine Starts ] 123 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:32,100 What do you say we spin that roulette wheel a few times while we're down there? 124 00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:34,185 Sounds great. 125 00:08:36,062 --> 00:08:38,106 [ Growls ] 126 00:08:38,189 --> 00:08:40,483 [ Mutters ] 127 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:43,611 - [ Crowd Applauding ] - Merci, monsieur Au revoir 128 00:08:43,695 --> 00:08:45,613 - Merci Bye. - Jack.Jack? 129 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:47,615 - Yeah? - She can't leave now. 130 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:49,659 - Why not? - What do you mean, why not? 131 00:08:49,743 --> 00:08:51,745 - Don't be ridiculous. Joan. Joan, darling. - Oh, my God. 132 00:08:51,828 --> 00:08:54,789 I am your biggest fan! I have read all your books. 133 00:08:54,873 --> 00:08:57,917 - Well, thank you very much. - [ Gloria Speaking French ] 134 00:08:58,001 --> 00:09:00,462 [ Woman ] I'm so happy to see you! 135 00:09:00,545 --> 00:09:03,840 - This is my publisher, Gloria Horne. - Oh, your publisher. 136 00:09:03,923 --> 00:09:07,927 - And― And this is― - Oh, you are Mr. Wilder? 137 00:09:08,011 --> 00:09:12,515 - No. I'm Mr. Colton. Jack Colton. - What do you do, Mr. Colton? 138 00:09:12,599 --> 00:09:15,727 - Casino work. - Casino work? 139 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:18,063 Yeah. I think I'll go downstairs and punch in. Excuse me. 140 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:20,982 - Excuse me one second. - But, Jack? 141 00:09:21,066 --> 00:09:23,443 - [ Speaking French ] - I'll be back. 142 00:09:23,526 --> 00:09:25,612 [ Gloria ] I've got to have a drink. 143 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:28,990 Literary functions are not exactly Jack’s speed. 144 00:09:29,074 --> 00:09:32,869 The guy's favorite author is the man who wrote "Pull tab to open." 145 00:09:32,952 --> 00:09:36,998 - I am his favorite author. - You're telling me it's none of my business? 146 00:09:37,082 --> 00:09:41,336 Let me tell you something. Jack is not the marrying kind. I am worried about you. 147 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:44,047 You're the girl who never gets a book back late to the library. 148 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:46,216 You are three months past your deadline. 149 00:09:46,299 --> 00:09:48,510 Now, what gives with you? Un scotch double. 150 00:09:48,593 --> 00:09:51,137 My heart just isn't in it. 151 00:09:51,221 --> 00:09:54,516 I mean― Romance just doesn't seem real to me anymore. 152 00:09:54,599 --> 00:09:56,726 Real? You don't write "real." 153 00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:59,062 You write about people that sail off into the goddamn sunset. 154 00:09:59,145 --> 00:10:01,523 What about the next day when the sun comes up? 155 00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:04,192 There is no next day. That's why it's a romance. 156 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:07,278 You've got to stop confusing real life with a romantic novel. 157 00:10:07,362 --> 00:10:09,364 Joanie, just finish it. 158 00:10:09,447 --> 00:10:12,367 I can't. I mean, after 17 books... 159 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,410 I don't know how it ends anymore. 160 00:10:14,494 --> 00:10:16,454 [ Man ] Then permit me to tell you. 161 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,836 It doesn't end. 162 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:26,798 It only begins anew when you journey down the Nile with me. 163 00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:31,010 - Have you got the right woman? - [ Gloria ]No. 164 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:33,054 My name is Omar Khalifa... 165 00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:36,724 and I've traveled 1 ,000 miles to tell you I need you. 166 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:40,228 - You sent me the flowers. - They pale by your beauty. 167 00:10:40,311 --> 00:10:42,230 Oh, marry him. 168 00:10:42,313 --> 00:10:46,401 - I read about you. - Yes, I know. Time magazine. 169 00:10:46,484 --> 00:10:51,072 I'm afraid the Western press cannot understand the spirit of my vision. 170 00:10:51,156 --> 00:10:54,784 You are a writer. You can understand. 171 00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:57,996 So, Joan Wilder, you must come and write my story. 172 00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:01,374 I only write romance novels. 173 00:11:01,457 --> 00:11:05,086 Yes, and you haven't finished the one you're working on right now. 174 00:11:06,921 --> 00:11:08,882 You are a gifted storyteller. 175 00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:11,259 You create heroes in a world of cynics. 176 00:11:11,342 --> 00:11:13,344 Journey down the Nile with me... 177 00:11:13,428 --> 00:11:15,597 and I'll give you a chance to record history. 178 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,016 - Come. We must leave today - Joanie! 179 00:11:18,099 --> 00:11:21,311 In just four nights, I will become emperor... 180 00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:23,438 and you will have the exclusive story. 181 00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:25,440 They have emperors on the Nile? 182 00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:27,442 They do now. 183 00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:29,569 Oh, shit. 184 00:11:29,694 --> 00:11:32,405 ♪♪ [ Lounge ] 185 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:35,033 [ Chattering ] 186 00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:43,708 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 187 00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:46,711 [ Pop ] 188 00:11:48,922 --> 00:11:50,840 So, now what are we celebrating? 189 00:11:50,924 --> 00:11:54,052 - The Nile. - Oh, the Nile. 190 00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:56,221 We've been invited to Africa. 191 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:59,807 Uh, Jack Colton, Omar Khalifa. 192 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:02,268 How do you do? 193 00:12:02,352 --> 00:12:06,356 He's, uh, asked me― me― to write his story. 194 00:12:06,439 --> 00:12:08,441 It's just what I've always wanted to do. 195 00:12:08,524 --> 00:12:12,987 And now Joan's work will receive the serious attention that it deserves. 196 00:12:13,071 --> 00:12:17,325 And this will be her biggest accomplishment― my biography. 197 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:22,455 What's so important down there that you have to write the book now? 198 00:12:22,538 --> 00:12:25,541 - Mr. Khalifa has― - "Omar." Please. 199 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:29,754 Omar has been chosen to unite the tribes of the Nile... 200 00:12:29,837 --> 00:12:32,715 and to end the internal strife that has bloodied his land. 201 00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:36,177 He will carry on the work of the Great Redeemer, who has disappeared. 202 00:12:36,261 --> 00:12:39,430 - You have listened very well. - You got all that in 20 minutes? 203 00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:46,062 As a friend of Miss Wilder's, you are very welcome to be my guest also. 204 00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:48,523 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 205 00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:53,528 Could I talk to you for a minute, please? 206 00:12:59,284 --> 00:13:01,202 I thought you wanted to go to New York. 207 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:03,705 - That's all changed. - That fast, huh? 208 00:13:03,788 --> 00:13:05,915 But, Jack, to write a biography― 209 00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:09,168 I mean, something important, something real― This is what I've been looking for. 210 00:13:09,252 --> 00:13:12,297 You don't think this is a little bit over your head, Joan? 211 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:15,008 I think it's a great chance. 212 00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:17,093 You got your heart set on it, huh? 213 00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:24,350 Mine's set on Greece. 214 00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:30,815 So, when are you gonna leave? 215 00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:35,361 Tonight. Um, he has a private jet, and― 216 00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:37,530 Oh, he's got a private jet. 217 00:13:37,613 --> 00:13:41,242 [ Scoffs ] Well, what the hell. We had a good run, didn't we? 218 00:13:41,326 --> 00:13:45,872 Oh, Jack, come on. This is just five or four weeks of research. 219 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,624 Maybe you're right. Maybe we need a break. 220 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,502 - Yeah, it's― it's been kind of tough lately. - Yeah. 221 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:55,548 When the going gets tough, the, uh, tough go to Greece. 222 00:13:58,009 --> 00:14:00,094 Well, I'll write you. 223 00:14:00,178 --> 00:14:02,055 Where? 224 00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:06,309 Yeah. Where? 225 00:14:19,697 --> 00:14:22,909 I think I'll go down and give that roulette wheel one more chance. 226 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,506 You take care of yourself. 227 00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:41,177 And you stay out of trouble. 228 00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:53,648 Look out for her, will you? 229 00:14:53,731 --> 00:14:57,110 I can offer you this comfort― She leaves you for a higher purpose. 230 00:15:01,239 --> 00:15:03,199 Yeah. 231 00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:15,294 [ People Chattering ] 232 00:15:18,714 --> 00:15:21,384 Free Al-Jawhara! 233 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:24,303 [ People Shouting, Screaming ] 234 00:15:24,387 --> 00:15:25,930 [ Gunshots ] 235 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:32,103 - [ Man Shouting ] - [ Tires Screeching ] 236 00:15:35,857 --> 00:15:38,276 [ Shouting In Foreign Language ] 237 00:15:46,784 --> 00:15:49,036 [ Gasping ] 238 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,497 Don't be frightened. 239 00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:54,417 You know, a man of vision has many enemies... 240 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,919 and my destiny is to outsmart them. 241 00:15:57,003 --> 00:15:59,380 You see? [ Laughing ] 242 00:15:59,464 --> 00:16:01,966 Like it? [ Laughs ] 243 00:16:02,049 --> 00:16:04,302 It's okay. 244 00:16:42,381 --> 00:16:44,342 [ Engine Stops ] 245 00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:49,805 Well, sweetheart, I guess it's just you and me. 246 00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:53,017 Goddamn it. She was the best time I ever had. 247 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,978 Don't cry, scumbag. I'll keep ya company. 248 00:16:57,939 --> 00:17:00,983 [ Laughing ] Cartagena, Colombia! 249 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,985 - Long time, no― Oh, shit! - Go ahead! 250 00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:05,821 Go ahead! Give me a reason. Make my year. 251 00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:08,533 - Go easy with the gun. All right, buddy? Easy. - Did you miss me? 252 00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:11,619 I missed you. You're all I thought about for six months. 253 00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:13,788 They threw me in a jail― 254 00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:16,624 filled with rejects from the communicable disease ward. 255 00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:18,626 Every wacko, drippy... 256 00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:21,712 open-sored lowlife was in that joint― 257 00:17:21,796 --> 00:17:24,215 all of them wantin' to hire on as my proctologist. 258 00:17:24,298 --> 00:17:27,718 And rats! Rats! I'm full of rat bites. 259 00:17:27,802 --> 00:17:30,638 Ten weeks of rabies shots this long. 260 00:17:30,721 --> 00:17:32,932 And all I thought of was you, Colton! 261 00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:35,184 - Just you! - I'm― I'm flattered, pal. 262 00:17:35,268 --> 00:17:38,145 And I'm― I'm sorry you had such a tough time. 263 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,815 Uh, how about a hundred bucks? 264 00:17:40,898 --> 00:17:43,901 Hundred bucks? I'll give you a one-way ticket to harp land. 265 00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:47,071 - No more jokes! What'd you do with it? - What are you talking about? 266 00:17:47,154 --> 00:17:49,282 The stone, moron! I'm cocked here. 267 00:17:49,365 --> 00:17:51,909 Listen, listen! Let's talk about this like gentlemen, all right? 268 00:17:51,993 --> 00:17:54,203 Gentlemen? Did I tell ya I got malaria in the jail? 269 00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:56,289 Every time I shake― I shake like this. 270 00:17:56,372 --> 00:17:58,708 You know what happens if I shake my trigger finger? 271 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,876 And I feel an attack comin' on right now. 272 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,629 You know what happens if that happens? 273 00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:06,299 You know what'll happen? It's the end of Mr. Lucky. That's the end of― 274 00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:08,676 Holy shit! 275 00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:10,678 - Holy shit! - Quiet! 276 00:18:10,761 --> 00:18:13,014 Next time, you'll not be so lucky. 277 00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:17,143 - I am Tarak. You must come with me now. - What the hell are you? 278 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,479 - Omar steal our jewel― Al-Jawhara. - Jewel? 279 00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:22,481 You were invited with the woman. 280 00:18:22,565 --> 00:18:25,484 You can get into Omar's palace. My people cannot. 281 00:18:25,568 --> 00:18:28,571 What people? What the hell you talkin' about? I don't know who you are. 282 00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:31,240 - You must come to help me find the jewel! - What jewel? 283 00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:35,202 - The Jewel of the Nile― our most priceless jewel. - Oh, that jewel. 284 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:39,290 Omar has stolen my people's jewel Omar is a very badman. 285 00:18:39,373 --> 00:18:41,459 That scum! I spit on him. Ptoo! 286 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:44,920 Jack, buddy. Let's help this nice man get his jewel back. 287 00:18:45,004 --> 00:18:48,507 - Yes, yes. - I don't know where you're from or what you're on... 288 00:18:48,591 --> 00:18:51,302 but I'm sailing my boat tonight. 289 00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:55,514 No! You must come to help find the jewel now― before Omar kill many people. 290 00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:59,602 As long as Omar have the jewel, nothing can stop him. 291 00:18:59,685 --> 00:19:01,896 Look, I'm going on the boat. 292 00:19:01,979 --> 00:19:03,939 You guys can do what you want. 293 00:19:08,444 --> 00:19:11,155 The boat blew up. 294 00:19:13,157 --> 00:19:15,409 My boat blew up. 295 00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:17,578 The boat blew up! 296 00:19:17,662 --> 00:19:19,705 Everything's gone. 297 00:19:21,374 --> 00:19:25,419 Who are you― the Prince of Darkness? Don't you got any friends? 298 00:19:25,503 --> 00:19:27,713 This is the work of Omar. 299 00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:31,050 Omar blew up my boat, huh? 300 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:34,220 Your woman is in danger too. I will take you to him. 301 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,640 - I'm coming too! - The hell you are! 302 00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:41,102 Look, you owe me, Colton. 303 00:19:41,185 --> 00:19:44,814 So wherever you're goin', I'm goin'. 304 00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:49,235 - Where we goin'? - Africa. 305 00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:21,684 Do you recognize my home? 306 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:25,730 - I wrote this! - Yes, in The Return of the King. 307 00:20:25,813 --> 00:20:30,151 - I had the same uniforms designed. - [ Laughing ] 308 00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:33,988 ♪♪ [ Martial ] 309 00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:36,073 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 310 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:41,579 - [ Artillery Salute ] - Hello. 311 00:20:41,662 --> 00:20:43,581 - [ Speaking Foreign Language ] - Hi. 312 00:20:43,664 --> 00:20:46,417 [ Foreign Language ] 313 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,837 - Is all this yours? - It belongs to the country, to my people. 314 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,423 - Oh. - [ Artillery Salute ] 315 00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,802 - Oh! - [ Artillery Salute ] 316 00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:59,054 Why point out the negative? 317 00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:02,141 In three nights, in the city of Kadir, the moon will be full... 318 00:21:02,224 --> 00:21:05,269 and all my people will unite behind me in peace. 319 00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:07,813 And none of this will be necessary. 320 00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:12,151 - Now let me show you my humble house. - Thank you. 321 00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:15,529 - [ Crowd Chanting ] Omar! Omar! - [ Foreign Language ] 322 00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:17,573 [ Chanting Continues ] 323 00:21:17,656 --> 00:21:20,868 I'm really blessed. My people love me. 324 00:21:20,951 --> 00:21:24,538 It's, like― Yes, they seem very en-enthusiastic. 325 00:21:25,873 --> 00:21:28,375 [ Chanting Continues ] 326 00:21:30,628 --> 00:21:32,797 - [ Shutter Clicks ] - Oh. This is a good shot for you― 327 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,758 the little boy holding up my picture. 328 00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:38,636 - [ Joan ] Oh, yeah. That's wonderful - [ Shutter Clicks ] 329 00:21:38,719 --> 00:21:40,513 [ Loud Bang ] 330 00:21:40,596 --> 00:21:43,474 - [ People Screaming ] - [ Shouting In Foreign Language ] 331 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,481 - [ Shouting ] - [ Engine Starts ] 332 00:21:56,612 --> 00:21:58,823 [ Chanting Resumes ] 333 00:21:58,906 --> 00:22:01,742 My humble house. 334 00:22:01,826 --> 00:22:04,703 You must forgive us. We are a poor people. 335 00:22:07,832 --> 00:22:10,501 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 336 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:13,546 [ Foreign Language ] 337 00:22:13,629 --> 00:22:16,757 - [ Chuckles ] - Everything you need, they will bring to you. 338 00:22:16,841 --> 00:22:20,594 - Oh, thank you. - In my country, only strangers say thank you. 339 00:22:20,678 --> 00:22:22,680 Family and friends have no need. 340 00:22:22,763 --> 00:22:24,682 [ Loud Screaming ] 341 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:27,768 - What was that? - Cats. 342 00:22:27,852 --> 00:22:30,688 - Come. - Oh. 343 00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:32,690 I have a cat. 344 00:22:32,773 --> 00:22:34,775 [ Foreign Language ] 345 00:22:40,364 --> 00:22:43,909 - I hope this is satisfactory. - Oh. 346 00:22:43,993 --> 00:22:47,288 Oh, yes. This is okay. Uh, fine. 347 00:22:47,371 --> 00:22:49,957 Here you will write your masterpiece. 348 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,251 Ah. I have a few questions. 349 00:22:52,334 --> 00:22:54,336 I see the writer is already at work. 350 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:56,797 Good. 351 00:22:56,881 --> 00:22:59,300 Explore your new world. 352 00:22:59,383 --> 00:23:02,720 Feel free to go anywhere and see anything... 353 00:23:02,803 --> 00:23:05,681 talk to anyone. 354 00:23:05,764 --> 00:23:09,101 I am glad you're here, Joan. Together, we'll make history. 355 00:23:22,072 --> 00:23:24,074 [ Doors Close ] 356 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,071 [ All Shouting ] 357 00:24:07,076 --> 00:24:09,161 It's like a fishbowl! 358 00:24:09,244 --> 00:24:12,331 Why do these third world cesspools always gotta be so hot? 359 00:24:12,414 --> 00:24:16,043 - Will you tell me that? - [ Tarak Ululating ] 360 00:24:16,126 --> 00:24:18,087 Hey. Where the hell you goin'? 361 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:20,339 [ Ululating Continues ] 362 00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:24,969 [ Together ] Holy shit! 363 00:24:25,052 --> 00:24:28,514 [ Shouting, Ululating ] 364 00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:30,516 [ Tarak Laughing ] 365 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:33,102 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 366 00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:38,190 ♪♪ [ Disco ] 367 00:24:38,273 --> 00:24:41,193 [ Foreign Language, Laughing ] 368 00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:47,574 Well, Colton, looks like we've hitched our wagon to a star. 369 00:24:47,658 --> 00:24:51,036 -♪♪ [ Continues ] - [ Tarak Shouting ] 370 00:24:51,161 --> 00:24:53,998 - ♪♪ [ Flute, Drum ] - [ Shutter Clicks ] 371 00:24:56,125 --> 00:25:00,879 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - [ Man Chattering ] 372 00:25:08,762 --> 00:25:10,848 [ Shouting ] 373 00:25:10,931 --> 00:25:14,309 - [ People Screaming ] - [ Gunfire ] 374 00:25:14,393 --> 00:25:16,311 [ Gunfire Continues ] 375 00:25:16,395 --> 00:25:19,231 Stop that! Stop it! 376 00:25:19,314 --> 00:25:21,817 [ Gunfire Continues In Distance ] 377 00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:29,199 Excuse me. 378 00:25:29,283 --> 00:25:31,827 Um, what does this mean? 379 00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:35,039 - [ Speaking Foreign Language ] Al-Jawhara. - Al-Jawhara? 380 00:25:36,749 --> 00:25:40,085 - Do you speak English? - "Give back the jewel." 381 00:25:40,169 --> 00:25:41,962 Give back the jewel? 382 00:25:42,046 --> 00:25:44,048 Yeah. [ Foreign Language ] 383 00:25:46,884 --> 00:25:52,222 - [ Foreign Language ] - Hey! You can't do that! I'm a professional! 384 00:25:56,977 --> 00:25:59,146 [ Foreign Language ] 385 00:26:00,272 --> 00:26:02,232 We'll see about that. 386 00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:07,738 [ Joan ]If you don't tell me what the hell is going on here... 387 00:26:07,821 --> 00:26:10,491 I am going to be on the first plane back to New York. 388 00:26:10,574 --> 00:26:12,534 It's impossible. 389 00:26:12,618 --> 00:26:15,412 Tomorrow we journey to Kadir. You must be there. 390 00:26:15,496 --> 00:26:17,498 It will be your most important chapter. 391 00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:20,209 I can't write this book if you keep secrets from me. 392 00:26:20,292 --> 00:26:22,961 - What secrets? - Al-Jawhara? 393 00:26:24,546 --> 00:26:26,548 What is the jewel? 394 00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:31,386 The jewel is a legend. 395 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:34,098 I am real. 396 00:26:34,181 --> 00:26:37,518 Do not be distracted from your mission, Joan Wilder. 397 00:26:37,601 --> 00:26:40,854 Make yourself comfortable. 398 00:26:40,938 --> 00:26:43,232 You'll stay with me until our book is done. 399 00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:46,235 You can't keep me here. 400 00:26:48,779 --> 00:26:51,115 Go. You are free to leave. 401 00:26:54,118 --> 00:26:57,955 Only the worst kind of fool would attempt our desert alone. 402 00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,751 ♪♪ [ Boom Box: Old-School Rap ] 403 00:27:06,797 --> 00:27:10,259 [ Groaning ] I gotta get off this camel. 404 00:27:10,342 --> 00:27:12,261 He's breakin' my ass. 405 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:15,514 Colton. I can't take it. I can't. No! No! 406 00:27:15,597 --> 00:27:17,307 Not the left one! Oh, shit! 407 00:27:17,391 --> 00:27:19,601 - Camp's comin' up. The left one! - [ Groaning ] 408 00:27:19,685 --> 00:27:24,022 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 409 00:27:27,818 --> 00:27:31,155 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 410 00:27:31,238 --> 00:27:33,157 [ Foreign Language ] 411 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,243 Come! You are welcome! 412 00:27:37,995 --> 00:27:40,664 We have food! We have drink! 413 00:27:40,747 --> 00:27:42,791 You got a toilet? 414 00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:45,502 ♪♪ [ Musicians: Festive ] 415 00:27:47,212 --> 00:27:49,965 So, how big is this jewel? 416 00:27:50,048 --> 00:27:52,050 [ Laughs, Foreign Language ] 417 00:27:52,134 --> 00:27:55,596 [ Chattering, Laughing ] 418 00:27:55,679 --> 00:27:58,807 [ Man ] Very, very big. Very big. Very, very big. 419 00:27:58,891 --> 00:28:01,143 Very big. Very big. [ Shouts ] 420 00:28:01,226 --> 00:28:03,896 - Is it as big as this orange? - [ Laughs ] 421 00:28:03,979 --> 00:28:06,356 [ Foreign Language ] 422 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,567 [ All Laughing ] 423 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,696 It's as big as an orange. 424 00:28:12,779 --> 00:28:15,532 The jewel is the heart of our people. 425 00:28:15,616 --> 00:28:18,619 Omar steals the heart of our people. 426 00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:20,495 - Omar is thief! - Omar is very bad man. 427 00:28:20,579 --> 00:28:23,832 Before Omar steal our jewel, everything good. 428 00:28:23,916 --> 00:28:25,834 Now everything is shit! 429 00:28:25,918 --> 00:28:29,046 - Omar is thief! - [ All Shouting ] 430 00:28:34,092 --> 00:28:36,261 You help us find the jewel... 431 00:28:36,345 --> 00:28:39,139 and we give you great reward. 432 00:28:39,223 --> 00:28:41,725 But if you lie to us, you die! 433 00:28:44,394 --> 00:28:46,355 But now we dance! 434 00:28:46,438 --> 00:28:49,942 [ Tarak ] Yallah! Yallah! Yallah! 435 00:28:52,236 --> 00:28:54,321 [ Counting Off In Foreign Language ] 436 00:28:54,404 --> 00:28:57,407 ♪♪ [ Boom Box: Disco ] 437 00:29:00,577 --> 00:29:02,496 [ Man ] Whoo! 438 00:29:02,579 --> 00:29:04,915 ♪♪ [ Continues: Singing ] 439 00:29:21,056 --> 00:29:23,517 Look at these guys, Colton. 440 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,560 No sheep is safe tonight. 441 00:29:25,644 --> 00:29:29,940 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 442 00:29:30,023 --> 00:29:33,151 - [ Muffled Laughter, Chatter ] - ♪♪ [ Native, In Distance ] 443 00:29:37,239 --> 00:29:39,157 We split it right down the middle, Colton. 444 00:29:39,241 --> 00:29:41,994 - Fifty-fifty. - What are you talking about? 445 00:29:42,077 --> 00:29:45,706 Don't play stupid with me, partner. 446 00:29:45,789 --> 00:29:47,708 The jewel! 447 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:50,669 And don't you even think of messin' with me. 448 00:29:56,091 --> 00:30:00,137 Oh! What's that I hear― a heart breakin'? You sap! 449 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:02,222 Better keep your mind on business, Romeo. 450 00:30:02,306 --> 00:30:05,517 You'll wind up getting yourself killed over some broad who dumped you. 451 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:10,230 Jewels! Ha! 452 00:30:10,314 --> 00:30:12,316 [ Falsetto Voice ] Oh, Omar. Ooh! 453 00:30:12,399 --> 00:30:14,401 [ Chortling ] 454 00:30:41,178 --> 00:30:43,930 [ Man, British Accent ] I want you lot to be careful! 455 00:30:44,014 --> 00:30:46,808 Careful See that word "Fragile" on the side? 456 00:30:46,892 --> 00:30:49,853 It means don't drop― What did I just say? 457 00:30:49,936 --> 00:30:52,773 I might love your country I might love your culture. 458 00:30:52,856 --> 00:30:54,816 I might even love your people. That means I love you. 459 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:57,778 But you drop another one of those boxes, I'll smash your bloody face in! 460 00:30:57,861 --> 00:31:00,530 [ Man Speaking Foreign Language ] 461 00:31:00,614 --> 00:31:02,991 You tell Omar, right― Omar― 462 00:31:03,075 --> 00:31:06,119 that his special-effects wizard has arrived. 463 00:31:06,203 --> 00:31:08,121 Come on then. 464 00:31:15,921 --> 00:31:19,091 [ People Chattering ] 465 00:31:56,086 --> 00:31:58,088 [ Yelps ] 466 00:32:01,675 --> 00:32:04,511 [ Man Chattering ] 467 00:32:17,691 --> 00:32:19,609 [ Shatters ] 468 00:32:32,873 --> 00:32:35,292 War plans. 469 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,294 Oh, my God. What is he up to? 470 00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:45,635 - Wait till Time magazine sees this. - [ Camera Shutter Clicks ] 471 00:32:56,813 --> 00:32:59,608 [ Camera Shutter Clicking ] 472 00:32:59,691 --> 00:33:02,903 - [ Man Screaming ] - [ Men Shouting ] 473 00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,662 You bastard! You burnt my hand! 474 00:33:12,746 --> 00:33:15,707 I didn't say it wouldn't burn. I said it wouldn't hurt! 475 00:33:15,790 --> 00:33:19,419 Look, there's no blistering. No blistering. I've done it hundreds of times on stage. 476 00:33:19,503 --> 00:33:22,255 Look, this is not a cheap theatrical stunt. 477 00:33:22,339 --> 00:33:25,091 It's a miracle. My people have to believe it! 478 00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:27,511 Omar, trust me. Trust what I've got to say. 479 00:33:27,594 --> 00:33:30,680 Look, if I can make gods out of rock-and-roll stars... 480 00:33:30,764 --> 00:33:32,766 imagine what I can do for you. 481 00:33:32,849 --> 00:33:36,728 For your information, I am not a rock-and-roll star. 482 00:33:36,811 --> 00:33:40,148 The people must believe I have the same powers as the Jewel. 483 00:33:40,232 --> 00:33:42,359 Come. I want to see him now. 484 00:33:42,442 --> 00:33:46,071 If it weren't for the Jewel, I'd have led my people to power long ago. 485 00:33:53,119 --> 00:33:56,081 - [ Omar, Indistinct ] - [ Door Slams ] 486 00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:58,083 You Westerners understand nothing. 487 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:01,294 The Jewel represents the spiritual world of my people. 488 00:34:01,378 --> 00:34:03,964 Unless I can convince them I am their spiritual leader.. 489 00:34:04,047 --> 00:34:05,966 they will never follow me into battle. 490 00:34:06,049 --> 00:34:08,593 That is why you are here. 491 00:34:18,687 --> 00:34:22,566 [ Guards Chattering ] 492 00:34:30,657 --> 00:34:32,617 [ Door Opens ] 493 00:34:32,701 --> 00:34:34,995 [ Omar ] Tell me how it’s done, magician. 494 00:34:35,078 --> 00:34:37,539 [ Man ] It's not magic trick. It's miracle. 495 00:34:37,622 --> 00:34:40,709 [ Shouts ] I am losing patience with you! 496 00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:45,005 But you cannot kill me. Even you are superstitious. 497 00:34:45,088 --> 00:34:48,174 - Al-Jawhara lives. - Al-Jawhara? 498 00:34:48,258 --> 00:34:50,760 [ Omar ] Two nights from now, it will not matter 499 00:34:50,844 --> 00:34:52,846 Yallah! 500 00:34:55,098 --> 00:34:57,017 [ Door Closes ] 501 00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:08,403 Oh, no. 502 00:35:12,324 --> 00:35:14,701 - A woman? - [ Coughs ] 503 00:35:14,784 --> 00:35:16,620 Most unexpected. 504 00:35:16,703 --> 00:35:20,165 I gotta get outta here. I gotta stop Omar. 505 00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:22,334 Did you bring an army? 506 00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:25,295 What? No. I'm ju― I'm just Joan Wilder. 507 00:35:25,378 --> 00:35:27,505 Just-Joan Wilder, I'm Al-Jawhara. 508 00:35:27,589 --> 00:35:29,758 Al-Jawhara? 509 00:35:29,841 --> 00:35:31,760 The Jewel of the Nile. 510 00:35:31,843 --> 00:35:36,389 I don't understand. You're the Jewel? 511 00:35:36,473 --> 00:35:38,850 Eh, for the moment. 512 00:35:38,933 --> 00:35:41,394 In two nights, at the holy city of Kadir... 513 00:35:41,478 --> 00:35:43,980 Omar will proclaim himself emperor 514 00:35:44,064 --> 00:35:48,610 Without me to oppose him, he'll march across North Africa like a madman. 515 00:35:48,693 --> 00:35:52,489 - [ Door Bursts Open ] - But the world will see me as the savior of my people. 516 00:35:52,572 --> 00:35:54,908 No, it won't. The world won't believe you. 517 00:35:54,991 --> 00:35:57,494 I've been in your office, and I've seen your vision. 518 00:35:57,577 --> 00:35:59,913 - I'm gonna write the truth about you! - The truth? 519 00:35:59,996 --> 00:36:03,249 If I wanted the truth, I would have hired 60 Minutes. 520 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:06,419 What do you know about truth? You fantasize everything. 521 00:36:06,503 --> 00:36:08,588 Why do you think I brought you here? 522 00:36:08,672 --> 00:36:11,966 You stay here, and you write what I tell you to write. 523 00:36:13,551 --> 00:36:15,553 You think no one knows I'm here? 524 00:36:15,637 --> 00:36:17,722 Oh, yes. Jack. I forgot to tell you. 525 00:36:17,806 --> 00:36:19,683 Jack is dead. 526 00:36:21,518 --> 00:36:25,313 Don't be ridiculous. Jack would never die without telling me. 527 00:36:25,397 --> 00:36:27,440 Nevertheless, he is dead. 528 00:36:34,572 --> 00:36:36,491 You look pale, Miss Wilder 529 00:36:36,574 --> 00:36:39,119 I'll send you my personal physician. 530 00:36:39,202 --> 00:36:41,705 [ Footsteps Departing ] 531 00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:45,792 [ Door Closes, Lock Turns ] 532 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:48,169 It can't be true. 533 00:36:53,675 --> 00:36:57,262 This Jack, he is friend for you? 534 00:36:58,722 --> 00:37:00,640 Yes. 535 00:37:00,724 --> 00:37:02,642 He is my best friend. 536 00:37:12,026 --> 00:37:14,904 [ Muezzin Calling Prayer In Distance ] 537 00:37:14,988 --> 00:37:17,866 I― I don't see shit. 538 00:37:18,992 --> 00:37:20,910 We must stop here. 539 00:37:20,994 --> 00:37:23,913 It is dangerous for Sufis to enter Omar's city. 540 00:37:23,997 --> 00:37:27,667 Now, wait a minute. This guy's already tried to kill me once. 541 00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:29,836 - [ Foreign Language ] - [ Rifles Cock ] 542 00:37:29,919 --> 00:37:32,672 You are guest of Omar. 543 00:37:32,756 --> 00:37:35,967 Find for us the Jewel. Accept your destiny. 544 00:37:37,469 --> 00:37:40,263 Destiny, my ass. [ Mutters ] 545 00:37:41,806 --> 00:37:44,476 When you hook up with a bunch of Jujubes, you see what happens? 546 00:37:44,559 --> 00:37:47,896 Just take your lead from me, and we'll be fine. 547 00:37:47,979 --> 00:37:50,982 What are we gonna do, walk right through the center of town? 548 00:37:51,065 --> 00:37:54,861 - I'm gonna put you up a camel's ass for openers. - I think I might like it. 549 00:37:54,944 --> 00:37:57,363 [ Scraping ] 550 00:37:57,447 --> 00:38:01,993 [ Grunts ] What are you doing? 551 00:38:02,076 --> 00:38:05,580 In one of my books― Angelina's Savage Secret― 552 00:38:05,663 --> 00:38:10,001 she used her nail file to cut the mortar away from the window bars. 553 00:38:10,084 --> 00:38:12,629 How long did this take? 554 00:38:12,712 --> 00:38:15,340 Two pages. 555 00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:19,469 Eh, but it's not the bars that make the prison. It is the desert. 556 00:38:19,552 --> 00:38:22,847 So I'll travel at night. I don't care. I have to stop Omar. 557 00:38:22,931 --> 00:38:26,226 I gotta get out of here if I'm gonna write the truth about him. 558 00:38:26,309 --> 00:38:28,895 I have to get to Kadir. 559 00:38:28,978 --> 00:38:32,398 Wait a minute. You're the one that has to get to Kadir. 560 00:38:32,482 --> 00:38:35,777 You're the only one that can stop Omar. You have to go with me. 561 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:38,530 Ah. Hmm. 562 00:38:38,613 --> 00:38:40,782 Maybe you are the one. 563 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,369 I accept. 564 00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:46,621 We are sworn, Just-Joan. 565 00:38:48,832 --> 00:38:52,210 - Right. But it's just Joan. - Right. Just-Joan. 566 00:38:52,293 --> 00:38:54,587 Right. We just have to get out this window. 567 00:38:54,671 --> 00:38:56,840 Please. Please. 568 00:38:57,841 --> 00:38:59,759 Please. 569 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,138 - Magic. - Dry rot. 570 00:39:06,015 --> 00:39:09,811 I bet you could pick up a swell three-bedroom townhouse here... 571 00:39:09,894 --> 00:39:13,898 for about five or six dollars. [ Clears Throat ] 572 00:39:13,982 --> 00:39:15,942 - [ Speaking Foreign Language ] - Hiya, guys. 573 00:39:16,025 --> 00:39:18,945 My name is Colton. I've been invited by your Omar. 574 00:39:19,028 --> 00:39:21,030 I'm here to see Joan Wilder. 575 00:39:21,114 --> 00:39:23,616 Rachid! [ Foreign Language ] 576 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:25,994 Hey, Rachid, how are you? Good to see you again. 577 00:39:26,077 --> 00:39:28,371 Joan Wilder does not want to see you. 578 00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:35,545 Well, now, Rachid, I don't think you understand. 579 00:39:36,963 --> 00:39:39,090 Uh, we're here on official business. 580 00:39:39,173 --> 00:39:42,635 Now, this is Mr., uh, Fatush from the U.S. Embassy. 581 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,388 He's got something very important to talk to all you guys about. 582 00:39:49,434 --> 00:39:53,855 Yeah. Look, we don't want to create an international incident here. 583 00:39:53,938 --> 00:39:57,066 After all, she is an American citizen. 584 00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:59,652 If you'll just let us see her― no paperwork. 585 00:39:59,736 --> 00:40:01,696 Mum's the word. Everything will be― 586 00:40:01,779 --> 00:40:03,698 [ Foreign Language ] 587 00:40:03,781 --> 00:40:07,452 - Guys, no sweat. We'll catch you next time we're in town. - [ Murmuring ] 588 00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:09,829 - Take it easy. - Say hello to her for us. 589 00:40:09,913 --> 00:40:13,625 You know what they say― Once they've had a holy man, they never go back. 590 00:40:13,708 --> 00:40:15,627 Quickly, Just-Joan! 591 00:40:15,710 --> 00:40:18,046 Are you sure you know where you're going? 592 00:40:23,593 --> 00:40:26,804 I heard those guys can go for hours without comin' up for air. 593 00:40:26,888 --> 00:40:30,850 Ease up, will you? There's gotta be another way in here someplace. 594 00:40:30,934 --> 00:40:33,728 I can't wait for another smooth move from Dr. Doom. 595 00:40:33,811 --> 00:40:36,522 How about you and me at the back door in pussycat suits? 596 00:40:36,606 --> 00:40:38,691 When they come with the saucer of milk- 597 00:40:38,775 --> 00:40:41,235 - How about you taking it in the ear? - Ooh! Very― 598 00:40:41,319 --> 00:40:44,072 Look, pal, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be onto this. 599 00:40:44,155 --> 00:40:47,325 Subsequently, I should shoot you the first chance I get. 600 00:40:47,408 --> 00:40:50,161 Jack! You're alive! 601 00:40:50,244 --> 00:40:53,581 Kind of going outta your way to duck me, aren't you? 602 00:40:53,665 --> 00:40:56,084 - You bastard! [ Screams ] - Just-Joan! 603 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:03,508 Oh! [ Moaning ] 604 00:41:04,717 --> 00:41:07,595 Oh! Jack! I thought I'd never see you again. 605 00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:09,973 They told me you were dead, and I believed them! 606 00:41:10,056 --> 00:41:13,643 - I never wanna feel that way again! - Does this mean you apologize? 607 00:41:13,726 --> 00:41:16,229 - [ Exclaims ] - I feel like I'm back in eighth grade here. 608 00:41:16,312 --> 00:41:18,272 What is this― The Young and the Stupid? 609 00:41:18,356 --> 00:41:20,274 What the hell is he doing here? 610 00:41:20,358 --> 00:41:23,653 Don't get cagey with me, sweetheart. I'm onto it. 611 00:41:23,736 --> 00:41:25,697 I know how you two operate. 612 00:41:28,116 --> 00:41:31,244 I'll get in there with or without you dinks! 613 00:41:31,327 --> 00:41:33,329 [ Shouting In Foreign Language ] 614 00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:42,547 Hey, look, guys. Lighten up, will you? 615 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:45,049 I only said hello to an old girlfriend here. 616 00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:47,051 Just-Joan! We need to go! 617 00:41:47,135 --> 00:41:49,387 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who's this guy? 618 00:41:49,470 --> 00:41:51,472 - He's a friend. - You made friends in there? 619 00:41:52,932 --> 00:41:55,685 [ People Screaming ] 620 00:42:01,024 --> 00:42:03,401 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 621 00:42:03,484 --> 00:42:05,194 [ Shouting ] 622 00:42:07,864 --> 00:42:11,659 - Okay, let's go. Come on. - Wait, wait. He's coming with us. 623 00:42:11,743 --> 00:42:16,664 Don't start with me! All right? I've come halfway across Africa to rescue you. 624 00:42:16,748 --> 00:42:19,500 Rescue me? I was doin' fine without you! 625 00:42:19,584 --> 00:42:22,587 - [ Gunfire ] - I am guide. I can help you. 626 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:26,049 - I don't need a guide! I need a miracle! - Jack, he's coming with us. 627 00:42:29,052 --> 00:42:33,598 All right! But if we get out of this alive, I'm gonna kill you! 628 00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:35,725 Let's go. Come on. 629 00:42:39,395 --> 00:42:43,691 - [ Gunfire Continues ] - [ Shouting ] 630 00:42:48,279 --> 00:42:52,408 - [ Shouting, Ululating ] - Al-Jawhara! 631 00:43:00,124 --> 00:43:03,252 [ Foreign Language ] 632 00:43:11,302 --> 00:43:13,513 - Who are you? - Is this where AI Jolson's buried? 633 00:43:13,596 --> 00:43:17,558 - Who the hell are you? - Hey! Don't provoke me, pal! I had a tough day. 634 00:43:17,642 --> 00:43:21,854 You know how hot it is here? It's 120 degrees in the shade. 635 00:43:21,938 --> 00:43:24,690 - [ Foreign Language ] - I'm like this with Weinberger. 636 00:43:24,774 --> 00:43:28,027 - We'll be all over you like a cheap suit. - [ Gunfire ] 637 00:43:28,111 --> 00:43:30,446 [ Shouting, Ululating ] 638 00:43:30,530 --> 00:43:34,575 - Yallah! - [ Foreign Language ] 639 00:43:34,659 --> 00:43:36,661 Let me in! Let me in! Oh! 640 00:43:38,746 --> 00:43:40,915 Holy shit! And shove me in it! 641 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,515 [ Foreign Language ] 642 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:15,199 Oh, no! Over the wall! 643 00:44:15,283 --> 00:44:17,660 [ Alarm Blaring ] 644 00:44:21,622 --> 00:44:24,125 [ Man Shouting In Foreign Language ] 645 00:44:26,169 --> 00:44:29,297 - [ Alarm Continues ] - [ Man Shouting ] 646 00:44:32,758 --> 00:44:34,677 - [ Screams ] - Uh! 647 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,679 - [ Gunfire ] - Ooh! Ooh! 648 00:44:41,934 --> 00:44:44,353 [ Yelping ] 649 00:44:48,691 --> 00:44:51,652 Oh! Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 650 00:44:55,448 --> 00:44:59,118 Come on. Move it! Oy! Ow! Oh, no! No! [ Groaning ] 651 00:44:59,202 --> 00:45:01,662 [ Man Shouting ] 652 00:45:03,789 --> 00:45:06,792 Okay, flyboy, your estimated time of departure's right now! 653 00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:09,754 [ Foreign Language ] 654 00:45:25,186 --> 00:45:28,522 - [ Gasps ] What are you doing? - I'm not doing anything! 655 00:45:28,606 --> 00:45:33,194 - Well, do something! - All right!I'm trying! 656 00:45:36,113 --> 00:45:38,699 I mean, this isn't Space Invaders! 657 00:45:38,783 --> 00:45:42,411 [ Shouting ] 658 00:45:43,913 --> 00:45:46,374 Jack! The wall! 659 00:45:46,457 --> 00:45:48,542 Aw, no! 660 00:45:56,842 --> 00:46:00,388 - [ Shouting ] - [ Gunfire Continues ] 661 00:46:01,472 --> 00:46:02,932 [ Gasps ] 662 00:46:03,933 --> 00:46:05,768 [ Shouting ] 663 00:46:13,067 --> 00:46:15,236 - [ Foreign Language ] - [ Explosions Continue ] 664 00:46:27,748 --> 00:46:29,875 It is Space Invaders. 665 00:46:29,959 --> 00:46:32,295 Wahoo! That'll show 'em! 666 00:46:35,715 --> 00:46:38,884 [ Foreign Language ] 667 00:46:38,968 --> 00:46:42,013 [ Grunting ] 668 00:46:42,096 --> 00:46:43,973 All right! Yeah! 669 00:46:44,056 --> 00:46:46,392 Oh, shit. 670 00:46:46,475 --> 00:46:50,646 Jack. Let's get outta here. 671 00:47:06,871 --> 00:47:10,291 - This is gonna be tight! - [ Shouting ] 672 00:47:14,003 --> 00:47:16,630 This is my first time in airplane. 673 00:47:16,714 --> 00:47:20,009 [ People Shouting, Screaming ] 674 00:47:27,391 --> 00:47:30,519 - Oh. Uh― - How do you stop this thing? 675 00:47:37,943 --> 00:47:40,321 Sorry. 676 00:47:42,573 --> 00:47:44,367 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 677 00:47:48,162 --> 00:47:50,956 - Do you know where you're going? - Give me a break, will ya? 678 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,584 [ Shouting, Screaming ] 679 00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:55,378 [ Shouts ] 680 00:48:13,104 --> 00:48:15,731 [ Exclaiming ] 681 00:48:20,986 --> 00:48:23,614 [ Shouting, Screaming ] 682 00:48:26,826 --> 00:48:28,244 Al-Jawhara! 683 00:48:33,249 --> 00:48:35,584 - [ Brays ] - [ Sighs ] 684 00:48:35,668 --> 00:48:38,712 - Your friend steal the Jewel! - What? 685 00:48:43,384 --> 00:48:46,429 - You― You are liar to me! - [ Yelps ] No! 686 00:48:46,512 --> 00:48:49,890 - I come back, and you are dead! - [ Foreign Language ] 687 00:48:54,145 --> 00:48:57,356 Colton, you thieving bastard! You ain't stiffin' me again! 688 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,568 I promise you! I'll feed you to the maggots! 689 00:49:00,651 --> 00:49:03,904 - I'll― - [ Horn Honking ] 690 00:49:03,988 --> 00:49:07,616 - Al-Jawhara! - Al-Jawhara! 691 00:49:08,784 --> 00:49:11,495 Al-Jawhara! 692 00:49:11,579 --> 00:49:13,581 [ Foreign Language ] 693 00:49:33,642 --> 00:49:37,813 [ Foreign Language ] 694 00:49:44,945 --> 00:49:46,989 [ Foreign Language ] 695 00:49:47,072 --> 00:49:49,575 [ Shouting, Screaming ] 696 00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:58,959 [ Clicking ] 697 00:50:00,461 --> 00:50:02,379 Oh, great! We're out of quarters. 698 00:50:02,463 --> 00:50:04,507 Well― Try that one there. 699 00:50:08,886 --> 00:50:12,640 Now what? Damn it! 700 00:50:21,524 --> 00:50:24,777 - [ Laughing ] - [ Exclaims ] Yes! 701 00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:29,740 - Yes![ Laughing ] - Hey, that's not bad for your first time. 702 00:50:46,590 --> 00:50:48,801 [ Yelping ] 703 00:50:59,853 --> 00:51:04,024 [ Foreign Language ] 704 00:51:04,108 --> 00:51:06,277 Come on. We got 'im. We got 'im. 705 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,904 Colton, you ain't gettin' away. 706 00:51:11,782 --> 00:51:16,078 ♪♪ [ Singing In Foreign Language ] 707 00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:22,251 [ Engine Roaring ] 708 00:51:29,675 --> 00:51:32,761 - Where the hell's the horn? - [ Shouting ] 709 00:51:32,845 --> 00:51:35,931 Get outta here! Get outta the way! Come on! 710 00:51:52,823 --> 00:51:55,576 Sandstorm! 711 00:52:00,831 --> 00:52:03,459 [ Gunshot ] 712 00:52:05,294 --> 00:52:08,088 Stop! Stop! Stop! 713 00:52:08,172 --> 00:52:10,883 What are you gonna do? 714 00:52:10,966 --> 00:52:14,970 Either save us or kill us. Hang on! 715 00:52:22,311 --> 00:52:23,646 [ Gasps ] 716 00:52:53,384 --> 00:52:55,886 [ Panting ] 717 00:53:08,565 --> 00:53:10,484 - [ Screeches ] - [ Gasps, Screams ] 718 00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:13,362 [ All Shouting In Foreign Language ] 719 00:53:13,445 --> 00:53:16,615 - [ Shouting ] - No! 720 00:53:16,699 --> 00:53:19,159 - Now you are dead. - Don't cut off my head! Please! 721 00:53:19,243 --> 00:53:21,745 - You stole our Jewel. - No! It wasn't me! It was the mook! 722 00:53:21,829 --> 00:53:24,623 He's constantly screwing me! I swear to God on my eyes! 723 00:53:24,707 --> 00:53:26,917 - I never seen that jewel! - [ Foreign Language ] 724 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,919 No, wait! No, wait, wait! 725 00:53:29,002 --> 00:53:31,338 Wait! Wait! Wait! You need me. 726 00:53:31,422 --> 00:53:34,675 - I can help you find him. - You are his friend. 727 00:53:34,758 --> 00:53:37,636 No! No, no! Friend? Stop saying that. 728 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,680 Friends don't stab each other in the back. 729 00:53:39,763 --> 00:53:43,517 Come on, look. Look, we-we'll team up. 730 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,352 We'll find the mook, get 'im good. 731 00:53:45,436 --> 00:53:47,479 He knows that I will not be denied. 732 00:53:47,563 --> 00:53:49,732 Colton's future is bleak. 733 00:53:49,815 --> 00:53:51,734 [ Whimpers ] Very bleak! 734 00:53:55,237 --> 00:53:57,156 Any idea where we are? 735 00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,158 Well, the best I can figure out... 736 00:53:59,241 --> 00:54:02,327 is, if we head due east, we should make it to the border. 737 00:54:02,411 --> 00:54:05,164 But― Is that the way to Kadir? 738 00:54:05,247 --> 00:54:07,916 Laa. Kadir is in the west, over that mountain. 739 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,628 The best of luck to you, pal. Joan, come on. Let's get going. 740 00:54:11,712 --> 00:54:14,631 Jack, we have to take him to Kadir. 741 00:54:14,715 --> 00:54:17,134 What are you talking about? We got him out like you said. 742 00:54:17,217 --> 00:54:19,136 The guy's gonna be fine. Now come on. 743 00:54:19,219 --> 00:54:22,598 We swore an oath, Just-Joan and I. We go to Kadir. 744 00:54:22,681 --> 00:54:27,019 What is it with you? Geez! 745 00:54:27,102 --> 00:54:29,354 I mean, everything's always got to be your way? 746 00:54:29,438 --> 00:54:32,399 - This is just like the goddamn boat! - What do you mean, my way? 747 00:54:32,483 --> 00:54:35,277 It wasn't my idea to spend six months on your boat! 748 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:39,782 - Oh! Debate good. I enjoy. - Let me tell you what I put up with. 749 00:54:39,865 --> 00:54:42,701 We're moored off the Canary Islands, right? 750 00:54:42,785 --> 00:54:46,872 Midnight― sound asleep― three crazed Joan Wilder fans... 751 00:54:46,955 --> 00:54:50,626 decide they want the anchor of the Angelina for a souvenir! 752 00:54:50,709 --> 00:54:53,837 - We were drifting for days! And what about the other time― - Stop. I'm sorry. 753 00:54:53,921 --> 00:54:56,215 It's time for Just-Joan. 754 00:54:56,298 --> 00:54:59,343 - Remember the Costa del Sol, Jack? - Aw, come on. 755 00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:02,304 He's got to meet me at the governor's for a formal dinner. 756 00:55:02,387 --> 00:55:07,392 And you show up with the entire Italian national basketball team! 757 00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:11,063 - Hey, they were hungry. - This is exactly what I'm talking about. 758 00:55:11,146 --> 00:55:13,065 I just wish sometimes you could think about me. 759 00:55:13,148 --> 00:55:17,194 Oh! Oh, and I suppose you were thinking all about me when you took off with Omar, huh? 760 00:55:17,277 --> 00:55:19,571 - Did I tell you he blew up my boat? - Our boat. 761 00:55:19,655 --> 00:55:21,865 - Oh. Now it's our boat. - Is good. Good debate. 762 00:55:21,949 --> 00:55:24,993 Is equal. No winners. Just-Joan, we must hurry. 763 00:55:25,077 --> 00:55:27,329 No, wait. What do you mean he blew up our boat? 764 00:55:27,412 --> 00:55:30,290 Just tell me one thing. Why are you risking your life for this guy? 765 00:55:30,374 --> 00:55:34,378 I made a commitment. I can't break it. 766 00:55:37,339 --> 00:55:39,716 [ Laughs ] Okay. 767 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,927 [ Slaps Thighs ] Okay, fine. 768 00:55:42,010 --> 00:55:44,847 I'm gonna tell you the truth. I didn't come here for you anyway. 769 00:55:44,930 --> 00:55:48,016 No. I'm onto something big. 770 00:55:49,643 --> 00:55:51,687 A jewel― the Jewel of the Nile. 771 00:55:51,770 --> 00:55:54,731 Come with us. I am Jawhara. 772 00:55:54,815 --> 00:55:56,942 Uh, that means "Joe." 773 00:55:57,025 --> 00:55:59,236 Thanks, Joe, but no thanks. 774 00:55:59,319 --> 00:56:01,488 I wouldn't want her to break her commitment. 775 00:56:02,489 --> 00:56:04,408 Aw, Jack. 776 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:06,952 I mean, come on. 777 00:56:09,079 --> 00:56:11,582 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 778 00:56:45,699 --> 00:56:47,618 That's for the Angelina. 779 00:56:49,244 --> 00:56:51,288 I still owe you for Joan. 780 00:56:52,581 --> 00:56:54,750 [ Foreign Language ] 781 00:56:54,833 --> 00:56:56,835 Oh, no. Oh, God. 782 00:56:56,919 --> 00:56:59,671 Please, let me get outta this alive. 783 00:56:59,755 --> 00:57:03,342 I swear to God. I'll be a good boy from tomorrow on. 784 00:57:03,425 --> 00:57:08,305 [ Foreign Language ] Al-Jawhara! 785 00:57:08,388 --> 00:57:11,266 - [ Shouting ] - But, tonight, I gotta kill Colton. 786 00:57:12,434 --> 00:57:17,648 - [ Vehicle Approaching ] - [ Exclaims ] 787 00:57:24,571 --> 00:57:27,491 [ Foreign Language ] Joan Wilder! 788 00:57:28,575 --> 00:57:31,662 Yallah! Yallah! 789 00:57:41,254 --> 00:57:43,840 Why you didn't want to tell your friend about me? 790 00:57:43,924 --> 00:57:45,842 Oh, I know him. 791 00:57:45,926 --> 00:57:47,886 He'd go halfway around the world for a great party... 792 00:57:47,970 --> 00:57:50,430 but he wouldn't go across town for a noble cause. 793 00:57:50,514 --> 00:57:54,351 - People can surprise you. - No. He's just Jack. He'll never change. 794 00:57:54,434 --> 00:57:58,188 Like, uh― Like a stone. 795 00:57:58,271 --> 00:58:00,565 [ Chuckles ] It's always a stone. 796 00:58:00,649 --> 00:58:02,609 Open your hand. 797 00:58:03,986 --> 00:58:07,656 - [ Gasps ] - Change is not always visible. 798 00:58:07,739 --> 00:58:10,033 All right! Let's show some hustle! 799 00:58:10,117 --> 00:58:12,035 - [ Joan ] What? - Your buddy, Omar! 800 00:58:12,119 --> 00:58:15,706 What is it? He can't live without you? 801 00:58:15,789 --> 00:58:18,875 [ Murmurs ] 802 00:58:18,959 --> 00:58:21,712 - Are we jogging? - We are jogging! 803 00:58:34,516 --> 00:58:36,852 [ Jack, Panting ] Greece is looking better and better. 804 00:58:36,935 --> 00:58:38,854 [ Joan ] Uh-huh. 805 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,362 Aw, shit. 806 00:58:49,322 --> 00:58:53,285 Will you just tell me why the hell this guy wants you so bad? 807 00:58:53,368 --> 00:58:55,287 - Hey, Joe, where you goin'? - Uh, this way. 808 00:58:55,370 --> 00:58:57,289 You gotta be kidding. 809 00:58:57,372 --> 00:58:59,291 He probably knows the mountains better than you, Jack. 810 00:58:59,374 --> 00:59:01,793 Joan, will you give me a break? Will ya? 811 00:59:01,877 --> 00:59:05,505 America― democracy. We vote, huh? 812 00:59:57,265 --> 01:00:00,602 - [ Loud Clatter ] - Stop! Stop! 813 01:00:05,857 --> 01:00:07,943 It's him! 814 01:00:11,613 --> 01:00:14,825 - [ Gunfire ] - Hurry up! Let's go! Let's go! 815 01:00:14,908 --> 01:00:16,827 Come on! Get down! Get down! 816 01:00:20,997 --> 01:00:25,210 - It's a black day for democracy. - Do not worry. 817 01:00:25,293 --> 01:00:27,629 I'm sure it's not my destiny to die on this mountain. 818 01:00:27,712 --> 01:00:31,258 - What about us? - That's another ball game. 819 01:00:31,341 --> 01:00:33,635 [ Gunfire Continues ] 820 01:00:34,845 --> 01:00:37,681 - [ Shouts In Foreign Language ] - [ Gunfire Stops ] 821 01:00:40,433 --> 01:00:42,352 Rachid! 822 01:00:47,607 --> 01:00:52,279 Joan Wilder, I wish no harm to you. 823 01:00:52,362 --> 01:00:55,282 I'm your friend, your fan. 824 01:00:55,365 --> 01:00:57,909 Please surrender 825 01:00:57,993 --> 01:01:01,288 What'd you do for this guy Omar you never did for me? 826 01:01:01,371 --> 01:01:03,498 [ Muttering ] Bloody bitch. 827 01:01:14,217 --> 01:01:16,178 Oh, shit! Look out! 828 01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:42,287 [ Shouts ] 829 01:01:44,539 --> 01:01:47,500 [ All Laughing ] 830 01:01:49,085 --> 01:01:52,088 Hey, Omar! Eat rock shit! 831 01:01:52,172 --> 01:01:54,049 Let's go over there. 832 01:01:54,132 --> 01:01:56,509 [ All Shouting ] 833 01:02:17,489 --> 01:02:20,784 [ Breathing Heavily ] 834 01:02:22,744 --> 01:02:25,205 I got something. 835 01:02:26,248 --> 01:02:28,333 [ Chuckles ] 836 01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:30,377 Nubians. 837 01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:33,588 I was hoping to avoid them. 838 01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:40,178 [ Villagers Clamoring ] 839 01:02:40,262 --> 01:02:42,430 Sell any books here? 840 01:02:45,850 --> 01:02:47,769 Main man. Hey! My man! 841 01:02:47,852 --> 01:02:51,022 - What are you so happy about? - Just keep smiling. 842 01:02:51,106 --> 01:02:54,109 Maybe they'll think we're from National Geographic. 843 01:03:00,323 --> 01:03:02,617 Hey, how you doing, you guys? 844 01:03:04,452 --> 01:03:06,413 How you doing? 845 01:03:12,294 --> 01:03:14,796 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 846 01:03:17,299 --> 01:03:21,386 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 847 01:03:27,058 --> 01:03:29,269 [ Foreign Language ] 848 01:03:32,689 --> 01:03:36,526 He says it's many days long trip over high mountains. 849 01:03:36,609 --> 01:03:38,528 And he wishes us a very pleasant journey. 850 01:03:41,239 --> 01:03:43,825 - Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. 851 01:03:43,908 --> 01:03:45,910 - You're all right. Thank you, guys. - Thank you. Excuse us. 852 01:03:45,994 --> 01:03:48,079 Catch you next time, all right? Good-bye. 853 01:03:48,163 --> 01:03:50,957 - [ Joan ] Come on,Jack. - [ Whispering, Indistinct ] 854 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:56,087 Ah, Mr. Jack, Just-Joan. The chief's son― 855 01:03:56,171 --> 01:03:59,132 He wishes to make a blessing for your marriage and your children. 856 01:03:59,215 --> 01:04:03,720 [ Laughing ] We're not married. 857 01:04:03,803 --> 01:04:05,889 [ Foreign Language ] 858 01:04:24,407 --> 01:04:26,701 He says, because you are not married... 859 01:04:26,785 --> 01:04:29,662 that, uh, his son wishes to court you. 860 01:04:29,746 --> 01:04:33,458 - [ Chuckles ] I just― - No, that's, uh― 861 01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:37,921 That's very nice, but the lady is, uh― She's with me. 862 01:04:38,004 --> 01:04:41,508 - [ Foreign Language ] - [ Villagers Shouting ] 863 01:04:43,510 --> 01:04:46,805 He says that because there is more than one suitor... 864 01:04:46,888 --> 01:04:49,432 that you must wrestle his son. 865 01:04:49,516 --> 01:04:51,434 I gotta wrestle his son? 866 01:04:52,852 --> 01:04:56,523 Uh-huh. 867 01:04:56,606 --> 01:04:58,566 How you doing? 868 01:05:02,112 --> 01:05:05,156 Okay. This one, I think I can handle. 869 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,158 Okay. 870 01:05:11,579 --> 01:05:13,373 No? 871 01:05:13,456 --> 01:05:16,459 Hyacinthe! 872 01:05:16,543 --> 01:05:18,878 - Hyacinthe! - [ Villagers Cheering ] 873 01:05:33,726 --> 01:05:36,563 Hey, but, guys, this is cuckoo Wait a minute, guys. 874 01:05:36,646 --> 01:05:39,774 Let's talk this over like gentlemen, all right? Come on! 875 01:05:42,193 --> 01:05:46,656 All right! You guys are for me, huh? Yeah, me. All right. 876 01:05:46,739 --> 01:05:50,618 Do me a favor. Tell him we lived together for six months. Aw, shit. 877 01:05:50,702 --> 01:05:53,329 All right. All right. What are the rules? 878 01:05:53,413 --> 01:05:55,665 [ Villagers Cheering ] 879 01:06:17,020 --> 01:06:18,980 - Right. - Yeah! 880 01:06:20,023 --> 01:06:22,775 [ Villagers Booing ] 881 01:06:29,866 --> 01:06:33,620 - Oh! Oh! - [ Muffled ] I'm really sorry about that. 882 01:06:34,954 --> 01:06:37,540 Oh, no! Not the left one! 883 01:06:40,418 --> 01:06:44,255 - Jack! - No pain, no gain. 884 01:06:44,339 --> 01:06:46,341 Oh, let me go! 885 01:06:51,971 --> 01:06:55,099 No!No! 886 01:06:55,183 --> 01:06:58,019 - Can we talk about this? - Stop it! 887 01:06:59,812 --> 01:07:02,273 We have to do something! 888 01:07:02,357 --> 01:07:04,609 I am doing something. 889 01:07:09,822 --> 01:07:12,075 Oh! 890 01:07:21,334 --> 01:07:23,378 [ Laughing ] 891 01:07:25,964 --> 01:07:28,925 - Joe, he's― - [ Grunts ] 892 01:07:35,515 --> 01:07:38,726 - [ Grunting ] - No! [ Gasps ] 893 01:07:38,810 --> 01:07:41,229 Ay! 894 01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:45,692 [ All Laughing ] 895 01:07:47,402 --> 01:07:50,405 [ Chickens Clucking ] 896 01:08:05,086 --> 01:08:07,130 [ Body Thuds On Ground ] 897 01:08:11,301 --> 01:08:13,136 [ Shouting In Foreign Language ] 898 01:08:20,310 --> 01:08:25,565 [ Whooping, Laughing ] Yeah! 899 01:08:25,648 --> 01:08:27,692 [ Laughing ] Yea! 900 01:08:27,775 --> 01:08:29,902 Aha! Yeah! 901 01:08:30,945 --> 01:08:32,905 That was great! 902 01:08:32,989 --> 01:08:35,908 Great, huh? I could have gotten killed! 903 01:08:35,992 --> 01:08:38,703 ♪♪ [ Drums Beating ] 904 01:08:38,786 --> 01:08:41,748 - Yeah! - Yeah! 905 01:09:32,131 --> 01:09:34,175 This is the marriage dance. 906 01:09:34,258 --> 01:09:37,011 In this tribe, the women― They choose the men. 907 01:09:37,095 --> 01:09:39,222 And then according to the custom... 908 01:09:39,305 --> 01:09:41,224 they will be together for the rest of their lives. 909 01:09:41,307 --> 01:09:44,018 - They get all that from one dance? - Eh-heh. 910 01:09:44,102 --> 01:09:46,020 I think it's beautiful. 911 01:09:50,858 --> 01:09:53,403 [ Tarak ] Ralph, if you want to be one of us... 912 01:09:53,486 --> 01:09:55,488 take off your shoes and socks. 913 01:09:57,115 --> 01:10:00,868 If you want to be one of us, you must see with the eyes of your heart... 914 01:10:00,952 --> 01:10:03,663 - not with the eyes of your head. - Gotcha, yeah. 915 01:10:03,746 --> 01:10:06,249 Your heart will never give you fear or pain... 916 01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:09,043 if you know our way. 917 01:10:11,587 --> 01:10:14,799 - Ralph. - Uh, no, thanks, pal. 918 01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:18,678 - Keep your friggin' jewel. No! Hey! Hey! - Are you afraid? 919 01:10:18,761 --> 01:10:21,472 Well, I just had my feet resoled. 920 01:10:21,556 --> 01:10:23,766 What is the worst that can happen to you? 921 01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:25,977 I could wind up a Chicken McNugget. 922 01:10:26,060 --> 01:10:28,646 What is the best that could happen to you? 923 01:10:28,730 --> 01:10:31,733 I could get through this and find the jewel. 924 01:10:31,816 --> 01:10:35,319 It's your choice. Look down. 925 01:10:36,571 --> 01:10:40,116 [ Yelping ] 926 01:10:40,199 --> 01:10:43,453 Hot coals! Hot coals! [ Yelping ] 927 01:10:45,413 --> 01:10:47,665 I did it! I did it! I'm one of us! 928 01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:49,917 Ya ya ya ya! 929 01:10:50,042 --> 01:10:54,213 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 930 01:11:15,026 --> 01:11:17,278 All right! Yeah! 931 01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:33,795 Yeah! 932 01:11:42,929 --> 01:11:46,682 Your fears― They make you foolish. 933 01:11:52,063 --> 01:11:53,981 Go to her, Jack. 934 01:11:56,150 --> 01:11:58,986 [ Laughing ] 935 01:13:10,308 --> 01:13:12,810 [ Moaning Softly ] 936 01:13:16,063 --> 01:13:19,525 I'm sorry I got people shooting at you again, Jack. 937 01:13:19,609 --> 01:13:23,946 Are you kidding? We're the perfect couple when we got people shootin' at us. 938 01:13:24,030 --> 01:13:26,198 It's just the slow times I'm not too good at. 939 01:13:26,282 --> 01:13:27,992 I guess I just expect too much. 940 01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:30,912 Maybe we both expect too much. 941 01:13:33,873 --> 01:13:36,083 Oh, boy. 942 01:13:37,835 --> 01:13:40,421 Thank you for coming to Kadir with me. 943 01:14:08,407 --> 01:14:11,118 This valley is gift of the Nile. 944 01:14:14,372 --> 01:14:17,041 [ Chuckling ] 945 01:14:18,918 --> 01:14:21,963 I've been away from here too long. 946 01:14:26,008 --> 01:14:29,303 I'm getting to like this guy Joe. He's growing on me. 947 01:14:29,387 --> 01:14:32,014 What do you say we cut him in on this jewel if we ever find it? 948 01:14:32,098 --> 01:14:35,726 Jack, uh... 949 01:14:35,810 --> 01:14:37,770 we have the Jewel. 950 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:41,273 What are you talking about? Where? 951 01:14:41,357 --> 01:14:44,151 Well, there. 952 01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:48,447 What, Joe's got the jewel? 953 01:14:48,531 --> 01:14:52,994 No. Joe is the Jewel. 954 01:14:56,831 --> 01:14:58,749 Joe is the Jewel of the Nile? 955 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:03,629 He's a― a holy man. That's his religious title. 956 01:15:05,464 --> 01:15:07,383 Joe's the Jewel. 957 01:15:15,683 --> 01:15:18,436 Why didn't you tell me the truth? Why'd you keep it from me? 958 01:15:19,854 --> 01:15:22,732 Because I thought, if you knew, you wouldn't come with us. 959 01:15:22,815 --> 01:15:25,735 Maybe I would've surprised you. 960 01:15:25,818 --> 01:15:28,612 I think I've come through once or twice, if I remember right. 961 01:15:31,282 --> 01:15:33,743 I'm sorry. You're right. 962 01:15:33,826 --> 01:15:36,037 You come through all the time. 963 01:15:41,292 --> 01:15:43,210 [ Scoffs ] 964 01:15:43,294 --> 01:15:45,963 It's funny. 965 01:15:46,047 --> 01:15:47,965 I really thought we had a chance. 966 01:16:00,394 --> 01:16:02,480 [ Horn Blows ] 967 01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:05,858 Ah! Look, Just-Joan― the train to Kadir. 968 01:16:05,941 --> 01:16:09,195 Come on, Jack. Inshallah, we'll be there tonight. 969 01:16:09,278 --> 01:16:12,073 - What a lot of people! - Yes, those are pilgrims. 970 01:16:12,156 --> 01:16:14,867 - They are going to see the false redeemer. - Omar again, huh? 971 01:16:14,950 --> 01:16:16,994 Well, we'll see about that. 972 01:16:41,393 --> 01:16:43,896 [ Chattering ] 973 01:16:46,273 --> 01:16:49,026 [ Bell Ringing ] 974 01:16:52,404 --> 01:16:54,323 Oh, shit. 975 01:17:00,412 --> 01:17:03,124 [ Vehicle Horn Honking ] 976 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:14,718 [ Camel Grunting ] 977 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:24,812 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 978 01:17:29,567 --> 01:17:31,485 Yallah! Yallah! 979 01:17:36,615 --> 01:17:39,827 [ Foreign Language ] 980 01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:46,000 [ Whistle Blows ] 981 01:18:04,685 --> 01:18:07,021 What are you doing? 982 01:18:07,104 --> 01:18:09,773 Come on. 983 01:18:09,857 --> 01:18:11,692 Jump! 984 01:18:12,943 --> 01:18:16,780 - [ Screams ] - No! 985 01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:19,867 - Jack! - Hey. 986 01:18:21,702 --> 01:18:24,580 Jack! 987 01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:40,179 [ Gasping ] 988 01:18:46,852 --> 01:18:49,104 Hang on! Hang on, Joan! 989 01:19:08,374 --> 01:19:12,294 Jack, watch out! It's― Aah! 990 01:19:28,394 --> 01:19:32,022 Al-Jawhara. [ Foreign Language ] 991 01:19:32,106 --> 01:19:35,025 Al-Jawhara! Al-Jawhara! 992 01:19:37,278 --> 01:19:40,698 "Olly!" What? Olly! Olly! Olly! Olly! 993 01:19:40,781 --> 01:19:44,576 Guys, wait up! Come on, Humphrey. Go! Go! Go! Olly! Olly! 994 01:19:53,669 --> 01:19:56,297 Do something! 995 01:19:56,380 --> 01:19:58,340 [ Choking ] What do you want me to do? 996 01:20:08,017 --> 01:20:09,601 [ Gunshot ] 997 01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:20,279 - [ Foreign Language ] - Joan Wilder! 998 01:20:50,309 --> 01:20:53,520 - [ Foreign Language ] - ♪♪ [ Native ] 999 01:21:29,098 --> 01:21:31,850 - [ Knocking ] - Colton! 1000 01:21:31,934 --> 01:21:34,186 - [ Mouthing Words ] - Hah! 1001 01:21:34,269 --> 01:21:37,815 Your ass is grass, and I'm a lawn mower, Colton! 1002 01:21:37,898 --> 01:21:40,734 Colton!I'll get you, Colton! I'm onto you! 1003 01:21:45,322 --> 01:21:47,783 - [ Clamoring ] - [ Sheep Bleats ] 1004 01:21:55,624 --> 01:21:59,378 [ Maniacal Laughing ] Colton! 1005 01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,550 [ Thud ] 1006 01:22:13,851 --> 01:22:15,811 Colton. 1007 01:22:22,985 --> 01:22:26,405 [ Bleating ] 1008 01:22:31,827 --> 01:22:34,121 [ Man Speaking Foreign Language ] 1009 01:22:36,165 --> 01:22:38,459 [ Man Shouting ] 1010 01:22:38,542 --> 01:22:40,919 [ Gunfire ] 1011 01:23:09,615 --> 01:23:12,409 - [ Laughs ] - Yea! All right! Yeah! 1012 01:23:12,493 --> 01:23:15,287 [ All Laughing ] 1013 01:23:15,370 --> 01:23:18,582 All right, let's go. Come on. Let's get outta here. 1014 01:23:25,297 --> 01:23:28,926 Just-Joan, you're great― 1015 01:23:29,009 --> 01:23:31,428 - [ Guns Cock ] - Welcome, welcome. 1016 01:23:31,512 --> 01:23:33,555 I don't usually travel by train... 1017 01:23:33,639 --> 01:23:36,975 but I had a small accident with my helicopter. 1018 01:23:40,270 --> 01:23:43,315 [ Whistle Blows ] 1019 01:23:50,072 --> 01:23:54,034 May we reach Kadir in time. Inshallah. 1020 01:24:03,961 --> 01:24:05,879 [ Horse Whinnies ] 1021 01:24:15,222 --> 01:24:18,433 [ Tarak ] Once we get inside, we must find the entrance to the catacombs. 1022 01:24:18,517 --> 01:24:22,312 [ Man ] Take home a T-shirt! T-shirts! Buy T-shirts. 1023 01:24:22,396 --> 01:24:24,398 Get outta here. Give me the T-shirt. 1024 01:24:24,481 --> 01:24:26,483 I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Get outta here, will ya? 1025 01:24:26,567 --> 01:24:29,695 [ Crowd Murmuring ] 1026 01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:41,582 [ Crowd Murmur Continues, Muffled ] 1027 01:24:47,004 --> 01:24:51,425 [ Omar ] You know, I really admire your loyalty to each other. 1028 01:24:51,508 --> 01:24:55,637 And I'm going to give you a chance to be together to the very end. 1029 01:24:55,721 --> 01:25:00,684 [ Chuckles ] Well, not exactly One will watch the other die. 1030 01:25:00,767 --> 01:25:03,270 [ Shouting ] 1031 01:25:06,064 --> 01:25:08,817 But which one? 1032 01:25:09,901 --> 01:25:12,487 Rachid. 1033 01:25:12,571 --> 01:25:14,781 Is that the goat blood? 1034 01:25:14,865 --> 01:25:16,783 Yes. 1035 01:25:16,867 --> 01:25:20,996 Very popular with the inhabitants of these catacombs. 1036 01:25:21,079 --> 01:25:23,373 - [ Jack ] Rats. - Yes. And they will eat... 1037 01:25:23,457 --> 01:25:25,709 until they get the very last drop. 1038 01:25:25,792 --> 01:25:27,711 But don't worry, Mr. Colton. 1039 01:25:27,794 --> 01:25:29,880 You won't be alone. 1040 01:25:29,963 --> 01:25:32,507 Rachid is now placing acid... 1041 01:25:32,591 --> 01:25:35,052 that will eat through Miss Wilder's rope. 1042 01:25:35,135 --> 01:25:39,723 What kind of sick pervert would go to this trouble? Why don't you shoot us? 1043 01:25:39,806 --> 01:25:42,893 - Jack! - I mean, what kind of demented psychopath... 1044 01:25:42,976 --> 01:25:46,229 - would even think of this? - The Savage Secret. 1045 01:25:46,313 --> 01:25:50,484 - What? - It was my biggest seller. 1046 01:25:50,567 --> 01:25:53,487 Oh. 1047 01:25:53,570 --> 01:25:59,159 Think about this pit as your last adventure,Joan Wilder 1048 01:26:00,369 --> 01:26:03,997 My people await me. Rachid! 1049 01:26:06,333 --> 01:26:09,836 - [ Foreign Language ] - [ Joan Groaning ] 1050 01:26:19,888 --> 01:26:23,058 [ Squeaking ] 1051 01:26:23,183 --> 01:26:26,436 What you talkin' about? I'm used to workin' with professional people. 1052 01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:30,732 You tell His Highness the show starts with him or without him. 1053 01:26:30,816 --> 01:26:33,819 [ Crowd Chattering ] 1054 01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:42,285 [ Ralph ] Goddamn beanie convention. We'll end up going home with a rug. 1055 01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:44,454 The entrance. 1056 01:26:55,966 --> 01:26:58,135 Give me a red to the yellow and cue! 1057 01:26:58,218 --> 01:27:00,137 ♪♪ [ Dramatic: Low ] 1058 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:02,681 I said give me a red gel down there! 1059 01:27:08,562 --> 01:27:11,565 And cue! For God's sake, cue! 1060 01:27:15,402 --> 01:27:19,364 ♪♪ [ Dramatic: Building ] 1061 01:27:36,047 --> 01:27:39,217 Build it. Build it softly. Build it― And give me some smoke. 1062 01:27:42,929 --> 01:27:45,557 [ Loud Stomping ] 1063 01:28:03,950 --> 01:28:06,453 [ Crowd Murmuring ] 1064 01:28:09,498 --> 01:28:11,958 That's good. That's good. That's very good. Now bring it up. 1065 01:28:12,042 --> 01:28:14,961 - Bring it up slowly - [ Motor Whirs ] 1066 01:28:29,976 --> 01:28:33,980 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1067 01:28:34,064 --> 01:28:36,650 [ Crowd Shouting ] 1068 01:28:36,733 --> 01:28:41,238 [ Crowd Chanting ] Omar! Omar! 1069 01:28:41,321 --> 01:28:44,282 Omar! Omar! 1070 01:28:44,366 --> 01:28:48,161 Omar! Omar! 1071 01:28:48,245 --> 01:28:51,623 Omar! Omar! 1072 01:28:51,706 --> 01:28:56,044 [ Chanting Continues ] 1073 01:28:59,965 --> 01:29:02,467 [ Chanting Continues ] 1074 01:29:10,642 --> 01:29:13,186 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - [ Chanting Continues ] 1075 01:29:17,148 --> 01:29:19,192 [ Shutter Clicks ] 1076 01:29:29,244 --> 01:29:33,582 - Hey, hey, hey! - There are many rooms and many ways. 1077 01:29:33,665 --> 01:29:38,211 You, you go this way. And you, you go this way. 1078 01:29:38,295 --> 01:29:40,839 And we, we go this way. 1079 01:29:40,922 --> 01:29:44,092 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 1080 01:29:50,765 --> 01:29:53,518 - [ Shouting ] - [ Crowd Responding ] 1081 01:29:59,733 --> 01:30:03,904 - Oh, ooh! What a stench in this place. - [ Omar Continues, Muffled ] 1082 01:30:08,241 --> 01:30:12,287 - What looks good, amigo? - Uh, you go from this way. 1083 01:30:12,370 --> 01:30:14,831 And, uh, I go this way. 1084 01:30:14,915 --> 01:30:16,833 All right. 1085 01:30:17,918 --> 01:30:19,961 Froot Loop. 1086 01:30:21,630 --> 01:30:23,548 - [ Jack ]So how'd they get out? - [ Joan ] What? 1087 01:30:23,632 --> 01:30:25,592 In The Savage Secret, how'd they get out? 1088 01:30:25,675 --> 01:30:28,094 Oh. Uh... 1089 01:30:28,178 --> 01:30:31,389 Jessie had a knife hidden in his boot. 1090 01:30:32,641 --> 01:30:34,726 You wouldn't happen to have a knife, would you? 1091 01:30:34,809 --> 01:30:37,354 I'm not even wearing underwear. 1092 01:30:37,437 --> 01:30:39,356 Great. 1093 01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:41,942 - Aah! Jack! - No! No! 1094 01:31:00,377 --> 01:31:02,963 We were good together, weren't we, Joan Wilder? 1095 01:31:03,046 --> 01:31:06,007 The best. 1096 01:31:06,091 --> 01:31:09,177 - And we're gonna make it. - Yeah. 1097 01:31:12,430 --> 01:31:14,849 Oh, God, I love you, lady. 1098 01:31:14,933 --> 01:31:16,935 I love you, Jack. 1099 01:31:17,018 --> 01:31:21,606 - Will you marry me? - Yes! 1100 01:31:21,690 --> 01:31:23,942 Because I don't ever want you leaving me again. 1101 01:31:24,025 --> 01:31:28,655 You're not just saying that because this is it, are you? 1102 01:31:30,448 --> 01:31:34,452 I'm saying it because I'm not afraid to say it anymore. 1103 01:31:48,842 --> 01:31:50,760 So where you wanna go on our honeymoon? 1104 01:31:53,638 --> 01:31:57,684 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 1105 01:32:01,229 --> 01:32:05,900 [ Crowd Chanting ] Omar! Omar! 1106 01:32:05,984 --> 01:32:08,820 Omar! Omar! 1107 01:32:08,903 --> 01:32:13,283 [ Chanting Continues ] 1108 01:32:13,366 --> 01:32:17,620 Rats! Get out of here. It's a goddamn rat farm. Go on! 1109 01:32:17,704 --> 01:32:19,998 Ralph! Ralph, get us out of here, will ya? 1110 01:32:20,081 --> 01:32:23,460 Oh! And there's the biggest rat of all. 1111 01:32:23,543 --> 01:32:27,547 Ooh, Colton, look at you, you― [ Chortles ] 1112 01:32:27,630 --> 01:32:30,258 You don't know how many nights I dreamed of this very thing... 1113 01:32:30,341 --> 01:32:34,846 - except your flesh was torn off your body. - Please, just help us down. 1114 01:32:34,929 --> 01:32:36,890 - [ Shouts ] - Jack, the rope! 1115 01:32:39,184 --> 01:32:41,811 Well, well, well, Colton. 1116 01:32:41,895 --> 01:32:46,483 I think this calls for a renegotiation. Don't you, Tarzan? Huh? 1117 01:32:46,566 --> 01:32:51,780 This looks a little bit more like 70-30 or maybe even 80-20. 1118 01:32:51,863 --> 01:32:54,491 - Ralph, will you get the rats off my rope! - [ Squeaking ] 1119 01:32:54,574 --> 01:32:56,826 I don't go near rats, buddy. 1120 01:32:56,910 --> 01:33:00,830 [ Jewel ] Ralph, do not be afraid. 1121 01:33:00,914 --> 01:33:03,583 Remember the Sufi way. See with your heart. 1122 01:33:03,666 --> 01:33:07,879 My heart sees rats, pop. Don't let this garb fool you. 1123 01:33:07,962 --> 01:33:10,173 Come on, Colton, where's the jewel? 1124 01:33:10,256 --> 01:33:14,636 Ralph, I am the Jewel― the Jewel of the Nile. 1125 01:33:14,719 --> 01:33:16,679 Yeah, and I'm a kumquat from Queens. 1126 01:33:16,763 --> 01:33:19,307 - Pipe down, towel head! - [ Jack ] Come on, Ralph! 1127 01:33:19,390 --> 01:33:21,267 Take the ladder and put it over the well. 1128 01:33:21,351 --> 01:33:24,979 - Please, please, don't let us die. - That's a good idea, legs. 1129 01:33:25,063 --> 01:33:27,941 I ain't gonna let you die, but I ain't movin' no damn ladder.. 1130 01:33:28,024 --> 01:33:30,318 until you two come across with the rock. 1131 01:33:30,401 --> 01:33:32,821 - [ Squeaks ] - [ Shouts ] 1132 01:33:37,367 --> 01:33:40,078 [ Grunts ] 1133 01:33:40,161 --> 01:33:42,122 [ Groaning ] 1134 01:33:42,205 --> 01:33:44,207 [ Laughing ] 1135 01:33:44,290 --> 01:33:47,710 Lookin' more like 90-10, huh, kumquat? 1136 01:33:47,794 --> 01:33:50,213 Uh, did you get the ladder all right, buddy? 1137 01:33:50,296 --> 01:33:53,591 - Jack, help me unlock the Jewel - The Jewel? 1138 01:33:53,675 --> 01:33:57,220 You mean you weren't shittin' me? That guy really is the Jewel? 1139 01:33:57,303 --> 01:34:00,265 Come on. We still got time to stop Omar! Let's go. 1140 01:34:01,474 --> 01:34:04,602 Ralph, that is not the Sufi way. 1141 01:34:04,686 --> 01:34:06,604 I don't know what got into me, Jewels. 1142 01:34:06,688 --> 01:34:09,566 Every time I'm around this guy, he makes me crazy. 1143 01:34:09,649 --> 01:34:12,026 Aw, come on. Tell him to cut me down, Jewels. 1144 01:34:12,110 --> 01:34:14,279 Come on. Come on, huh? 1145 01:34:14,404 --> 01:34:18,700 - [ Crowd Chanting ] Omar! Omar! - [ Shouting ] 1146 01:34:18,783 --> 01:34:22,787 Omar! Omar! 1147 01:34:22,871 --> 01:34:25,582 [ Frenzied Shouting ] 1148 01:34:25,665 --> 01:34:28,501 - [ Crowd Shouting ] - [ Omar Shouting ] 1149 01:34:39,429 --> 01:34:42,015 [ Shouting ] 1150 01:34:51,149 --> 01:34:53,776 [ Shouting ] 1151 01:34:53,860 --> 01:34:55,528 Joan Wilder! 1152 01:34:58,990 --> 01:35:03,077 Don't fuck around with the equipment! Bloody woman! 1153 01:35:03,161 --> 01:35:05,955 [ Ululating ] 1154 01:35:06,039 --> 01:35:10,210 - [ Ululating ] - Joan Wilder! 1155 01:35:10,293 --> 01:35:13,379 [ Men Ululating ] 1156 01:35:21,429 --> 01:35:24,557 [ Ululating ] 1157 01:35:24,641 --> 01:35:28,019 - Get them! Go! - Here they come, Jack. 1158 01:35:51,042 --> 01:35:52,961 Oh, my God. Look at this. 1159 01:35:53,044 --> 01:35:55,129 Looks like Our Lady of Mount Carmel school yard. 1160 01:35:55,213 --> 01:35:58,549 - [ Omar Shouting ] - H-Hold it! 1161 01:36:03,930 --> 01:36:06,516 Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. Comin' through. 1162 01:36:06,599 --> 01:36:11,104 Ho, ho, ho. Oh, Rachid. How you doin'? 1163 01:36:11,187 --> 01:36:13,982 Let's talk this over before you butcher me alive. 1164 01:36:14,065 --> 01:36:17,568 What are you gettin' so steamed about? 1165 01:36:17,652 --> 01:36:21,948 - [ Screams ] - Look at that. It worked. 1166 01:36:27,912 --> 01:36:30,999 [ Gasping ] 1167 01:36:36,671 --> 01:36:39,299 [ Crowd Screaming ] 1168 01:36:48,725 --> 01:36:51,352 [ Screaming Continues ] 1169 01:37:02,488 --> 01:37:05,658 [ Crowd Falls Silent ] 1170 01:37:10,163 --> 01:37:12,332 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1171 01:37:24,594 --> 01:37:26,721 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] Jawhara! 1172 01:37:35,855 --> 01:37:40,193 [ Foreign Language ] Al-Jawhara! 1173 01:37:40,276 --> 01:37:43,321 [ Crowd Shouting, Chanting ] 1174 01:37:57,418 --> 01:37:59,712 - [ Shouts ] - [ Both Gasp ] 1175 01:38:02,215 --> 01:38:04,467 Get over the wall! Go on! Come on! 1176 01:38:04,550 --> 01:38:07,553 Get going! Get going! 1177 01:38:11,808 --> 01:38:13,726 Keep going! 1178 01:38:21,484 --> 01:38:23,778 [ Crowd Gasps ] 1179 01:38:35,081 --> 01:38:38,918 - [ Grunts ] - [ Whistles ] 1180 01:38:39,001 --> 01:38:41,462 I knew we'd hook up again, Colton! 1181 01:38:41,546 --> 01:38:43,589 Get it! 1182 01:38:46,008 --> 01:38:50,930 I swear to God! My right hand to God! Come on! 1183 01:38:55,017 --> 01:38:57,562 [ Chanting, Cheering ] 1184 01:39:25,965 --> 01:39:28,134 [ Screams ] 1185 01:39:33,389 --> 01:39:35,516 I am dead, Miss Wilder. 1186 01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:38,561 All that will be written for Omar is an epitaph. 1187 01:39:38,644 --> 01:39:42,440 - But I will not be alone. - [ Screams ] 1188 01:39:50,198 --> 01:39:53,284 Who is going to save you now, hmm? 1189 01:39:55,870 --> 01:39:57,455 Who? 1190 01:39:59,165 --> 01:40:01,876 [ Screaming ] 1191 01:40:09,300 --> 01:40:13,971 [ Crowd Chanting ] 1192 01:40:25,733 --> 01:40:27,985 [ Chanting Continues ] 1193 01:40:38,371 --> 01:40:41,332 Well, you got your story. 1194 01:40:41,415 --> 01:40:44,210 I got a lot more than that. 1195 01:41:07,525 --> 01:41:09,485 You are married. 1196 01:41:09,569 --> 01:41:14,407 [ Crowd Cheering, Ululating ] 1197 01:41:15,992 --> 01:41:17,577 [ Shouts ] 1198 01:41:26,252 --> 01:41:29,630 ♪♪ [ Singing In Foreign Language ] 1199 01:41:39,307 --> 01:41:42,018 Always a bridesmaid, never the bride. 1200 01:41:42,101 --> 01:41:44,895 As usual, it's zilch for poor Ralphie. 1201 01:41:47,523 --> 01:41:49,775 You are Sufi. 1202 01:41:51,861 --> 01:41:54,238 Keep it always. 1203 01:41:54,322 --> 01:41:56,824 Aw, guys! 1204 01:41:56,907 --> 01:41:59,660 Ahh. 1205 01:41:59,744 --> 01:42:01,829 - Sufis rule! - [ All Cheering ] 1206 01:42:01,912 --> 01:42:05,458 ♪♪ [ Man Singing Pop ] 1207 01:42:08,878 --> 01:42:12,131 ♪♪ [ Singing Continues ] 1208 01:45:47,847 --> 01:45:51,016 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 92697