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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON
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WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS MY
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MOM AMANDA.
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SHE'S A UNITED STATES
POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH
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MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME
THAT USES THE MAIL.
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MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR
TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,
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UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE
USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR
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ACCIDENT.
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NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN
DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP
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IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE
HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.
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TOGETHER WE ARE THE
INSPECTORS.
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AMANDA: HELLO, I'M JESSICA
LUNDY AND I PLAY INSPECTOR
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AMANDA WAINWRIGHT ON THE
INSPECTORS.
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WE TAKE IMMENSE PRIDE IN
SHARING STORIES OF TRUE
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INVESTIGATIONS THAT HAVE
MADE A PROFOUND IMPACT ON
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VICTIMS OF CRIME ALL OVER
THE WORLD.
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POSTAL INSPECTORS
INVESTIGATE CRIMES THAT
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INVOLVE THE MAIL AND THAT
COVERS A LOT OF GROUND.
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SOME CRIMINALS TAKE THINGS
FROM YOUR MAILBOX OR STEAL
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OUT OF THE MAIL STREAM.
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OTHERS PUT CONTRABAND OR
DANGEROUS ITEMS INTO THE
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MAIL.
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IN OUR FIRST STORY,
ILLEGAL IVORY TUSKS FROM
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PROTECTED AND ENDANGERED
ELEPHANTS WERE MAILED FROM
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A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND THE
INSPECTORS WERE ON THE
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CASE.
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HERE IS THE ELEPHANT IN
THE ROOM.
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GEORGIA: CUSTOMS SEES THIS
AT THE INTERNATIONAL ENTRY
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UNIT AT DULLES.
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PRESTON: THIS IS
INCREDIBLE.
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HOW MUCH DOES SOMETHING
LIKE THIS COST ON THE
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STREET?
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AMANDA: WELL EXTENSIVE
POACHING HAS MADE THESE
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VERY RARE AND WITH RARITY
COMES A HIGHER PRICE TAG.
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BUT NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS
WORTH THE ACTUAL VALUE OF
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ITS LIFE.
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GEORGIA: YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
ADMIRED ELEPHANTS, THEY'RE
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SUCH AN ADVANCED SPECIES.
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I MEAN THEY'RE EMPATHETIC,
THEY'RE SELF-AWARE, THEY
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FEAR, THEY LOVE.
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THEY EVEN MOURN EACH OTHER
WHEN THEY PASS.
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PRESTON: WELL THIS ONE
MUST'VE DIED DECADES AGO,
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IT LOOKS ANCIENT.
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GEORGIA: NO, THIS ONE'S
FRESH, THEY JUST
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CHEMICALLY TREATED IT TO
MAKE IT LOOK OLD.
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CARBON DATING TELLS US
THIS TUSK WAS ON A LIVING
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ELEPHANT JUST 3 YEARS AGO.
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PRESTON: 3 YEARS?
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ISN'T THAT A VIOLATION OF
THE ENDANGERED SPECIES
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ACT?
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AMANDA: YES, AS WELL AS A
MULTITUDE OF INTERNATIONAL
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TRADE LAWS.
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GEORGIA: NOT TO MENTION
STEWARDSHIP AND JUST BASIC
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HUMANITY.
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PRESTON, CAN YOU MAKE A
NOTE ON THIS INSIGNIA.
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WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT
OUR FORENSICS PHOTOGRAPHER
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CAPTURES EVERY INCH.
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AMANDA: CUSTOMS CONFIRMED
THIS TUSK WAS MAILED TO A
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CYNTHIA REN.
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GEORGIA: CYNTHIA REN, MISS
COMMUNITY SERVICE?
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AMANDA: THAT'S THE ONE.
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LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST MADE
OUR ENDANGERED SPECIES
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LIST.
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VERONICA: ARE WE GONNA LET
CYNTHIA REN GET AWAY WITH
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KILLING INNOCENT
ELEPHANTS?
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CROWD: NO!
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VERONICA: ARE WE GONNA DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
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CROWD: YES!
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VERONICA: LET ME HEAR YOU!
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LET'S SAVE THE
ELEPHANTS...YEAH.
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CROWD: LET'S SAVE THE
ELEPHANTS!
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LET'S SAVE THE ELEPHANTS!
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LET'S SAVE THE ELEPHANTS!
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CYNTHIA: THESE PEOPLE ARE
OUT HERE EVERY DAY.
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AS IF THAT ISN'T BAD
ENOUGH FOR BUSINESS, NOW
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THE SEARCH WARRANT?
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CAN'T YOU GET RID OF THEM?
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MAN: I'M YOUR LAWYER.
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THERE'S A WARRANT AND THE
WARRANT CHECKS OUT.
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CYNTHIA: NO.
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THIS IS FOSSILIZED WALRUS,
THERE ARE NO REGULATIONS
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ON WALRUS.
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AMANDA: PLEASE ADVISE YOUR
CLIENT THAT THE SEARCH
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WARRANT COVERS ALL IVORY
ON THE PREMISES.
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MAN: CYNTHIA REN IS A
RESPECTED MEMBER OF THIS
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COMMUNITY.
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SHE IS THE CHAIRWOMAN OF
THE LOCAL WOMEN'S BUSINESS
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ALLIANCE.
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AND SHE VOLUNTEERS HER
TIME AND MONEY FOR AT-RISK
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YOUTH AND NUMEROUS OTHER
CHARITIES.
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MITCH: OH YEAH, SHE'S A
REAL HOMETOWN FAVORITE.
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WE HAVEN'T ACCUSED YOUR
CLIENT OF ANYTHING.
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AMANDA: BUT THE ILLEGAL
TUSK WAS ADDRESSED TO YOUR
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CLIENT AND WE TAKE THINGS
LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY.
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CYNTHIA: EVERYTHING I
ORDER IS LEGAL.
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I WAS TOLD THAT TUSK WAS
OVER 100 YEARS OLD.
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MITCH: WELL THIS BRINGS UP
THE ISSUE OF YOUR SUPPLIER
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IN TANZANIA.
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CYNTHIA: SUPPLIER?
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I ORDERED THE ONE TUSK
FROM THE GUY AND HE LIED
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TO ME ABOUT IT.
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MITCH: WELL THIS SUPPLIER
IS A KNOWN POACHER AND
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POSSIBLE WARLORD.
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MAN: IRRELEVANT.
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MY CLIENT WAS MISLEAD.
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IT'S NOT A CRIME TO BE
FOOLED.
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MITCH: WELL YOU CAN PLAY
THIS HOWEVER YOU LIKE.
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CYNTHIA: ANYONE CAN MAKE A
MISTAKE.
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I'LL BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT
TIME.
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MITCH: I MAKE A MISTAKE IN
MY JOB THERE ARE
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CONSEQUENCES.
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CYNTHIA: IF ANYTHING I'M
THE VICTIM.
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I HAVEN'T HURT ANYONE.
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MITCH: I BET IT HURT THE
ELEPHANT.
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CYNTHIA: I'M OUT A LOT OF
MONEY AND I'LL NEVER GET
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IT BACK.
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AMANDA: THAT MONEY IS NOW
MOST LIKELY IN THE HANDS
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OF A MILITANT TRIBAL ARMY
OR A TERRORIST
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ORGANIZATION.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
THAT?
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MITCH: OR THE FACT THAT
THESE POACHERS ARE
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MURDERING PARK RANGERS WHO
ARE TRYING TO PROTECT
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THESE ANIMALS.
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AMANDA: SURELY SOMEONE AS
CARING AND ALTRUISTIC AS
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YOU WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH IT.
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CYNTHIA: EVERYTHING IN MY
STORE IS LEGAL.
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AMANDA: I HOPE SO.
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MAN: IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
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AMANDA: MAYBE WE
OVERLOOKED SOMETHING IN
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THE SEARCH.
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MAN: THEY TESTED IT ALL,
EVEN THE CHINESE WARRIOR
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DAGGERS ARE HUNDREDS OF
YEARS OLD.
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EVERY PIECE IS LEGITIMATE,
WE CAN'T TOUCH HER.
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AMANDA: WHAT ABOUT THE
TUSK?
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MAN: SHE SAYS SHE DIDN'T
KNOW IT WAS A FRESH KILL
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AND WE CAN'T PROVE
OTHERWISE.
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AMANDA: SHE'S LYING.
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THAT WOMAN IS INVOLVED
SOMEHOW, I'M SURE OF IT.
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IF WE COULD JUST SET UP
SURVEILLANCE.
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MAN: AFTER A CLEAN SEARCH?
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WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT AN
EX-CON HERE.
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CYNTHIA REN IS A PILLAR OF
THE COMMUNITY.
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AMANDA: YEAH, I'VE HEARD.
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I JUST DON'T BUY IT.
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WHAT IF WE...
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MAN: AMANDA, I KNOW HOW
HARD YOU'VE WORKED THIS
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CASE AND YOU'VE DONE
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
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NOW I TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS
BUT WITHOUT MORE EVIDENCE
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WE JUST DON'T HAVE MUCH TO
GO ON.
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AND YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF
OTHER CASES THAT NEED YOUR
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ATTENTION.
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PRESTON: COME ON NOAH,
LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK.
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[MAN AND CYNTHIA
ARGUING IN STORE]
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PRESTON: OKAY,
THAT WAS STRANGE.
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NOAH: I HATE IT WHEN YOU
SAY THAT.
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LET'S JUST GO BACK TO THE
PROTEST.
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PRESTON: COME ON.
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PRESTON: WAIT FOR IT,
WAIT FOR IT.
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BINGO.
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THAT'S SUSPICIOUS.
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NOAH: IT'S EVEN
WORSE THAN STRANGE.
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I ALMOST DIDN'T COME TO
THIS TODAY AND I SHOULD'VE
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LISTENED TO MYSELF.
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PRESTON: OH THAT'S JUST
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO
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FOLLOW HIM.
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NOAH: WAIT, WE'RE
FOLLOWING HIM?
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PRESTON: YEP.
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PRESTON: THAT'S A COOL
NECKLACE.
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WHERE CAN I GET SOMETHING
LIKE THAT?
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MAN: I MIGHT BE ABLE TO
TRACK ONE DOWN FOR YOU.
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PRESTON: CAN I SEE IT?
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DO YOU MIND?
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GEORGIA: PRESTON CAN YOU
MAKE A NOTE ON THIS
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INSIGNIA?
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PRESTON: YOU DID THIS?
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IT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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NOAH: CAN I TRY IT ON?
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MAN: THEY'RE NOT CHEAP.
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AND CASH ONLY.
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PRESTON: ALRIGHT, SO HOW
DO WE GET ONE?
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MAN: WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE
STUDIO DOWNTOWN IF YOU'RE
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REALLY INTERESTED.
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REMEMBER, CASH ONLY.
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NOAH: THAT WAS INTENSE.
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PRESTON: THAT WAS A GUILTY
DUDE.
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PRESTON: I WENT TO A
PROTEST AT THIS WOMAN'S
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STORE TODAY AND SHE'S
TALKING TO THIS GUY.
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HE'S KIND OF SKETCHY.
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HE'S WEARING THIS
NECKLACE, HAS A PIECE OF
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IVORY ON IT.
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WHAT I NOTICED ON THE
PIECE OF IVORY WAS THE
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SAME DESIGN AS THE ONE
FROM THE TUSK.
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AMANDA: PRESTON KEITH
WAINWRIGHT, YOU FOLLOWED
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HIM?
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PRESTON: WE WERE JUST
GOING IN THE SAME
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DIRECTION, MORE OR LESS.
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AMANDA: YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO GET HIS LICENSE PLATE
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NUMBER DID YA?
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MITCH: YOU CAN HIRE AS
MANY LAWYERS AS YOU LIKE,
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BUT I ASSURE YOU YOU'RE
NOT LOOKING REAL GOOD
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HERE.
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YOU'RE A CONVICTED FELON
WITH A HISTORY OF
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SMUGGLING.
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AND THIS NECKLACE WE
BOUGHT AT YOUR STUDIO TIES
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YOU DIRECTLY TO THE
CARVINGS ON THE ILLEGAL
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TUSK.
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THAT WAS CASH ONLY, RIGHT?
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I
THOUGHT.
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MAN: ANYBODY COULD'VE MADE
THAT CARVING.
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MITCH: NOT ACCORDING TO
OUR LAB.
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LOOK, YOU ARE LOOKING AT
REAL PRISON TIME HERE.
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HOW MUCH TIME DEPENDS UPON
YOUR LEVEL OF COOPERATION.
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MAN: OKAY, WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME?
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AMANDA: IS THAT ENOUGH FOR
YOU?
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MAN: YEAH.
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HE'S DROPPING THE DIME.
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MAKE SURE IT'S AIRTIGHT
THEN GO GET HER.
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MAN: I ASSUME YOU BROUGHT
MY CLIENT IN TO APOLOGIZE
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FOR THE MESS YOU MADE IN
HER STORE?
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IF NOT, I'M ADVISING HER
TO FILE HARASSMENT CHARGES
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AGAINST YOU AND THIS
ENTIRE AGENCY.
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MITCH: THAT'S NOT WHY WE
BROUGHT HER HERE.
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CYNTHIA: EVERYTHING IN MY
STORE IS LEGITIMATE.
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AMANDA: THAT'S TRUE.
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WE JUST HAVE A FEW
QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TUSK
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YOU ORDERED.
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00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,040
CYNTHIA: I TOLD YOU
PEOPLE....
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MITCH: THAT YOU DIDN'T
KNOW IT WAS FRESH, RIGHT,
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WE UNDERSTAND THAT.
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00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,311
CYNTHIA: THEN WHY AM I
HERE?
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00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,709
AMANDA: THE TUSK WE
INTERCEPTED WAS 3 FEET
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00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,190
LONG, A WHOLE INTACT TUSK.
234
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:42,021
BUT THE ITEMS IN YOUR
STORE WERE SMALLER PIECES.
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WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THEM,
CHACHKIES?
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MITCH: TRINKETS.
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AMANDA: KNICKKNACKS?
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00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,811
CYNTHIA: I DO NOT SELL
KNICKKNACKS.
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THE ART I SELL IN A WEEK
IS I'M SURE WORTH MORE
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THAN YOUR HOUSE.
241
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,416
MITCH: YOU KNOW, I THINK
SHE'S IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE
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POOR AND UNSOPHISTICATED.
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AMANDA: OH I'M PRETTY SURE
SHE MEANS YOU TOO.
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MITCH: NO.
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00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,434
AMANDA: NOW, WHEN WE FIRST
STARTED THIS INVESTIGATION
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WITH FISH AND WILDLIFE WE
THOUGHT YOU WERE A
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00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,691
MIDDLEMAN.
248
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,555
BUT WHY WOULD YOU HAVE AN
ENTIRE TUSK?
249
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,386
MAN: AGAIN, WHY IS MY
CLIENT HERE?
250
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,004
MITCH: BECAUSE SHE'S A
CRIMINAL.
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MAN: FOR THE LAST TIME,
CYNTHIA REN IS ...
252
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AMANDA: CYNTHIA REN IS A
CRIMINAL.
253
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DOES HE LOOK FAMILIAR?
254
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THERE IS A WHOLE ILLEGAL
TRADE OPERATION GOING ON
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HERE AND YOU'RE THE HEAD
OF IT.
256
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IMPORT THE TUSK, CUT IT UP
INTO LITTLE PIECES AND
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HAVE YOUR FLUNKY HERE TURN
IT INTO...
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MITCH: KNICKKNACKS.
259
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,456
AMANDA: EXACTLY.
260
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,851
AND YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU
VOLUNTEER FOR A COUPLE OF
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ORGANIZATIONS THAT SOMEHOW
THE RULES JUST DON'T APPLY
262
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,553
TO YOU.
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CYNTHIA: SPARE ME THE "HOW
COULD YOU" LECTURE.
264
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AMANDA: HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
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CYNTHIA REN, YOU HAVE THE
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
266
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AMANDA: WELCOME
BACK.
267
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,962
IN THIS NEXT EPISODE WE
DISCOVERED THAT A SPORTS
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MEMORABILIA DEALER WAS
CHEATING CUSTOMERS BY
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SELLING COUNTERFEIT ITEMS.
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00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,623
EVEN THOUGH HE PROVIDED
CERTIFICATION, EVERYTHING
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00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,095
WASN'T WHAT IT SEEMED.
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00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,575
COLLECTING SPORTS
MEMORABILIA IS A PASTIME
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AS OLD AS SPORTS ITSELF.
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00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,243
IT'S ALSO A BIG BUSINESS.
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IT GENERATES MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS EACH YEAR.
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00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,423
AND WHEN THERE'S THAT MUCH
MONEY INVOLVED THERE'S
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ALWAYS A SCAMMER OUT THERE
TRYING TO TAKE THE FUN OUT
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00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,417
OF COLLECTING AND THE
VALUE OUT OF YOUR
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INVESTMENT.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,522
MITCH: THIS ONE REALLY HAD
ME FOOLED.
282
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,874
LOOKS LEGIT, IT'S ALL FROM
ASIA.
283
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:42,574
OH...I WOULD'VE MADE A
HUGE IMPULSE BUY ON THIS
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00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,395
HANK AARON BASEBALL.
285
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AMANDA: LOOK AT THIS.
286
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:46,444
LOOK AT THIS PRICE!
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00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,318
$15,000 DOLLARS.
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00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,800
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK
OF ALL THE PEOPLE THIS GUY
289
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,540
RIPPED OFF BEFORE WE FOUND
HIM.
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00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,411
IT'S DISGUSTING.
291
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,712
MITCH: WELL HE RIPPED THEM
OFF THROUGH THE MAIL, BIG
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00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,758
MISTAKE.
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00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,372
AMANDA: HUGE.
294
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,502
PUT A STAMP ON IT, BECAME
OUR JURISDICTION.
295
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:03,675
MITCH: THERE'S LIKE 2,000
GAME BALLS HERE, 500 BATS.
296
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,033
I JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE
REAL FANS WHO TREASURE
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00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,733
THIS STUFF.
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00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,471
AMANDA: ANYONE WHO BOUGHT
ANYTHING FROM THIS GUY
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00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,561
BASICALLY HAS A CABINET
FULL OF WORTHLESS JUNK.
300
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,301
I HATE BREAKING THIS KIND
OF NEWS, IT CRUSHES
301
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,872
PEOPLE.
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00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:20,649
MITCH: YEAH WELL, WE PUT
HIM OUT OF BUSINESS.
303
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,184
NOAH: YOUR IDEA WAS EPIC.
304
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,175
PRESTON: DUDE, LET ME SEE
THAT.
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00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,307
DAN MARINO?
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00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,358
IS THAT GAME WORN?
307
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,403
NOAH: YOU KNOW IT IS.
308
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,137
IT'S MY DAD'S HERO.
309
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,968
HE STILL HAS AN ENTIRE
GIANT PRETZEL PERFECTLY
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00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,056
PRESERVED THAT HE BOUGHT
AT DAN MARINO'S LAST GAME.
311
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,105
I THINK THERE'S STILL SOME
MUSTARD ON IT.
312
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,501
COOL IF I STASH THE JERSEY
HERE UNTIL THE PARTY?
313
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,854
PRESTON: YEAH, NO WORRIES.
314
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,504
HEY, WHERE'S THE
CERTIFICATE OF
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00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:46,587
AUTHENTICITY?
316
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,156
NOAH: THE WHAT?
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00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,252
PRESTON: THE CERTIFICATE
THAT VERIFIES IT'S THE
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00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,990
REAL DEAL.
319
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,381
THE GUY PROBABLY JUST
FORGOT IT OR MAYBE YOU
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00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,514
LEFT IT ON THE COUNTER OR
SOMETHING.
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00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,635
COME ON, LET'S GO GRAB IT.
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00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,385
MAN: MY APOLOGIES, I'M
USUALLY VERY CAREFUL ABOUT
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00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,133
THAT KIND OF STUFF.
324
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,484
BUT IT'S BEEN KIND OF A
CRAZY WEEK AND YOU DIDN'T
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00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,483
ASK.
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00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,054
MOST PEOPLE USUALLY ASK.
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00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,091
NOAH: YEAH, I WANT ONE.
328
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,827
MAN: I MEAN YOU REALLY
ONLY NEED ONE OF THOSE
329
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,098
CERTIFICATES IF YOU'RE A
SERIOUS INVESTOR FOR
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RESALE.
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00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:15,655
BUT YOU SAID IT WAS A
PRESENT FOR YOUR DAD, HE'S
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00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,268
A BIG FAN?
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00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,488
I FIGURE THAT'D BE
SOMETHING HE'D WANT TO
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KEEP FOR THE REST OF HIS
LIFE.
335
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,498
I'LL GO GRAB IT FOR YOU.
336
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,756
PRESTON: HUH, THE 1993
GAME VERSUS THE
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00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,458
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS.
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00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,935
MAN: I MEAN YOU REALLY
ONLY NEED ONE OF THOSE
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CERTIFICATES IF YOU'RE A
SERIOUS INVESTOR FOR
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RESALE.
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00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,084
BUT YOU SAID IT WAS A
PRESENT FOR YOUR DAD, HE'S
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00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,691
A BIG FAN?
343
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:39,861
I FIGURE THAT'D BE
SOMETHING HE'D WANT TO
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KEEP FOR THE REST OF HIS
LIFE.
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00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:42,335
IT'S BEEN KIND OF A CRAZY
WEEK.
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00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,817
MY APOLOGIES.
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00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,387
USUALLY VERY CAREFUL ABOUT
THAT.
348
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,043
YOU REALLY ONLY NEED ONE
OF THOSE CERTIFICATES IF
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YOU'RE A SERIOUS INVESTOR
FOR RESALE.
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00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,444
YOU DIDN'T ASK, MOST
PEOPLE USUALLY ASK.
351
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,102
PRESTON: SO HOW DID YOU
KNOW HE WAS LYING DAD?
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00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,140
DAD: WELL I MEAN THE GUY
TALKED TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW.
353
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,096
SURE SIGN OF SOMEBODY
WHO'S GUILTY; TOO MUCH
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00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,626
INFORMATION.
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00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,115
MAN: BAD NEWS FOR THE
DOLPHINS.
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00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,512
QUARTERBACK DAN MARINO IS
OFFICIALLY OUT FOR THE
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00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,465
REMAINDER OF THE 1993
SEASON.
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00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,725
MARINO RUPTURED HIS RIGHT
ACHILLES TENDON IN THE
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00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,648
CLEVELAND GAME YESTERDAY
AND IS LOOKING AT POSSIBLE
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00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:32,834
SURGERY AND A MINIMUM OF 6
MONTHS OF REHAB.
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00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,742
AFTER A MUCH-NEEDED BYE
THIS WEEK BACKUP QB SCOTT
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00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,698
MITCHELL WILL MOST LIKELY
BE GUNNING FOR MIAMI IN
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00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,658
NEXT WEEK'S GAME AGAINST
THE COLTS.
364
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,101
NOAH: THIS JERSEY IS FAKE?
365
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,194
PRESTON: MARINO WAS
INJURED.
366
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,023
HE NEVER EVEN PLAYED IN
THAT GAME YOUR JERSEY IS
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00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,371
SUPPOSEDLY FROM.
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00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,800
IT WAS HIS BACKUP, SCOTT
MITCHELL.
369
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,407
NOAH: OH MAN.
370
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,627
PRESTON: HEY, IT'S NOT A
BIG DEAL, JUST RETURN IT
371
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:54,715
AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
372
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,204
NOAH: RETURN IT?
373
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,813
I'M GONNA JUMP ALL OVER
THAT GUY.
374
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,814
WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING,
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
375
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,286
PRESTON: NO.
376
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,725
YOU KNOW WHO IS GONNA BE
ALL OVER THAT GUY?
377
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,692
MY MOM, INSPECTOR AMANDA
WAINWRIGHT.
378
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,051
AMANDA: NOAH, I'M SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
379
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,220
BUT I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR
MONEY BACK.
380
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,006
NOAH: I'M SO GULLIBLE, I
SEEM TO TRUST EVERYONE.
381
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,882
AMANDA: LISTEN, DON'T BEAT
YOURSELF UP, WE ALL BOUGHT
382
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,584
ELLISON'S STORY.
383
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,451
HE WAS GOING TO BE AN
EXPERT WITNESS FOR US.
384
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,493
PRESTON: YEAH, THE GUY WAS
JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF
385
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,147
HIS COMPETITION.
386
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,191
AMANDA: I THINK WE HAVE
ENOUGH TO START AN
387
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,796
INVESTIGATION ON ELLISON.
388
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,366
AND NOAH, EVENTUALLY YOU
MAY NEED TO TESTIFY AS A
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00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,333
WITNESS.
390
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,850
NOAH: I'M THERE.
391
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,684
YOU HAVE A WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM DON'T
392
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:43,381
YOU?
393
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,421
I STILL DON'T HAVE A GIFT
FOR MY DAD.
394
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,167
WE MIGHT HAVE TO REVISIT
THE HAM IDEA; STORE IS
395
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,909
OPEN UNTIL 11:00.
396
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:51,990
PRESTON: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
COULD DO IS CALL DAN
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00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,648
MARINO.
398
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,482
NO, GET A HOLD OF HIS
AGENT OR MANAGER OR
399
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,430
WHATEVER, TELL HIM WHAT
HAPPENED, HOW YOUR DAD'S A
400
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:57,957
HUGE FAN.
401
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,351
MAYBE HE'D SEND HIM A
SIGNED ITEM.
402
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,053
NOAH: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF
THAT?
403
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,922
PRESTON: LET'S FIND OUT.
404
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,530
GEORGIA: ITEMS THAT WERE
SENT TO YOU THROUGH
405
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,714
PRIORITY EXPRESS MAIL FROM
THIS NEW SUSPECT DONALD
406
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,620
ELLISON, THEY'RE ALL
COUNTERFEIT.
407
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,445
THIS JERSEY WAS PROBABLY
MADE A FEW MONTHS AGO IN
408
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:14,844
BANGLADESH.
409
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,367
AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE
BALL.
410
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,720
ACCORDING TO THE
CERTIFICATE IT WAS SIGNED
411
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,760
IN 1958 BY MICKEY MANTEL.
412
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,496
BUT THE BALL IS COWHIDE SO
IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE REAL.
413
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,118
MITCH: RIGHT, BECAUSE ALL
MAJOR LEAGUE BALLS WERE
414
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,549
MADE WITH HORSEHIDE BACK
THEN.
415
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,335
GEORGIA: EXACTLY.
416
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,250
AND TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
NOTARIZED SIGNATURES FROM
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00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,465
5892.
418
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,264
LOOK CLOSELY AT THE E'S
AND THE S'S.
419
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,429
THEY'RE ALL DONE BY THE
SAME HAND.
420
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:41,385
AMANDA: MR. ELLISON
OFFERED TO COME IN ANYTIME
421
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,085
WE NEEDED HIM.
422
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,443
I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE
HIM UP ON THAT OFFER.
423
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,355
AMANDA: THANK YOU FOR YOUR
PROMPT RESPONSE MR.
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00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,097
ELLISON.
425
00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:58,928
AND AGAIN, WE REALLY
APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN
426
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,625
THE LAST CASE.
427
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:01,242
ELLISON: NO PROBLEM AT
ALL, HAPPY TO DO WHATEVER
428
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,761
I CAN.
429
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,554
AMANDA: THERE ARE JUST A
FEW THINGS THAT ARE
430
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:05,459
CONFUSING US AT THE MOMENT
AND WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
431
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,243
BE ABLE TO HELP.
432
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,677
I'M SURE WITH AN EXPERT
EYE LIKE YOURS, YOU CAN
433
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:12,993
TELL THAT THESE ITEMS ARE
COUNTERFEIT.
434
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,822
ELLISON: DEFINITELY THIS
BASEBALL.
435
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,471
AMANDA: WHAT CONCERNS US
MR. ELLISON IS THAT WE
436
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,815
PURCHASED THESE ITEMS FROM
YOUR WEBSITE.
437
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,166
NOW IF WE WERE TO GET A
SEARCH WARRANT AND GO
438
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,306
THROUGH YOUR WAREHOUSE
WOULD WE FIND A LOT MORE
439
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:30,089
ITEMS LIKE THESE?
440
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,922
ELLISON: THIS IS A
BUSINESS OF HIGH DEMAND
441
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,316
AND DIMINISHING SUPPLY.
442
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:40,930
I STARTED OUT LEGIT BUT
THEN I DECIDED TO AUGMENT
443
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,843
THE SUPPLY.
444
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,588
NOT MUCH AT FIRST BUT
THEN...
445
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,459
AMANDA: IT GOT OUT OF
HAND.
446
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,680
MITCH: CHEATING PEOPLE OUT
OF A LOT OF MONEY
447
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,070
EVENTUALLY JUST SEEMED
OKAY.
448
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,158
ELLISON: I GUESS I SHOULD
GET A LAWYER.
449
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,025
AM I UNDER ARREST?
450
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,637
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
451
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:00,817
MITCH: WE'RE POSTAL
INSPECTORS, WE DON'T
452
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,562
REALLY HUG IT OUT.
453
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,873
SO YEAH, GET A LAWYER.
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00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,360
FRANKLIN: GREAT PARTY
GUYS.
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00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,050
AND THIS CAKE IS
FANTASTIC.
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00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,838
CAUGHT THE VIDEO OF YOU
AND THE COUGAR MASCOT
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ONLINE.
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00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,192
YOU CAN CERTAINLY TAKE A
PUNCH.
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00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,185
NOAH: THANKS.
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00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:27,846
[DOOR KNOCKING]
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00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,539
PRESTON: OH, I'LL GET THAT.
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00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,810
FRANKLIN: WHAT'S GOING ON?
463
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,641
IT'S YOUR DAD'S BIRTHDAY,
YOU SHOULD BE CELEBRATING.
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00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:35,809
NOAH: JUST WISH I COULD'VE
SCORED A BETTER GIFT FOR
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00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,294
HIM.
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00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,734
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE
LIKES HAM.
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00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,378
PRESTON: DAN MARINO!
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00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,168
YOU GOT MY MESSAGE.
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00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,392
DAN: YOU MUST BE PRESTON.
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00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,871
WHERE'S YOUR BUDDY NOAH?
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00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,918
NOAH: IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO
MUCH COOLER TO GIVE HIM AN
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00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:57,529
AUTOGRAPHED JERSEY FROM
DAN MARINO.
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00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:01,271
PRESTON: UH, DID SOMEBODY
MENTION NFL LEGEND AND
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00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,924
HALL OF FAMER DAN MARINO?
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00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,708
DAN: YOU MUST BE NOAH.
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00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,803
YOUR BUDDY PRESTON HERE
SENT ME A LETTER ABOUT A
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00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,502
FAKE JERSEY AND SOME
SLIPPERS, SO I THOUGHT I
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00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,061
COULD BE OF SOME HELP.
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00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,368
SO HERE YOU GO.
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00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,073
AND THAT'S AUTHENTIC.
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00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,891
NOAH: IT'S A MIRACLE.
482
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,638
MR. MARINO, I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU CAME ALL THIS
483
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,550
WAY TO GIVE MY DAD AN
AUTOGRAPHED JERSEY.
484
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,285
DAN: WELL THERE'S THAT AND
I WAS IN TOWN FOR A
485
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,686
CELEBRITY GOLF TOURNAMENT.
486
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,339
SO WHERE IS THE BIRTHDAY
BOY?
487
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,734
NOAH: HE'S IN THE SUNROOM.
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00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:32,346
OH MAN, HE'S GONNA FLIP.
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00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,779
DAN: ANYONE SMELL HAM?
490
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,918
FRANKLIN: WAY TO GO MY
MAN.
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00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:47,185
WAY TO GO.
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00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,717
AMANDA: WE HERE AT THE
493
00:19:58,893 --> 00:19:59,983
INSPECTORS WANT YOU TO
494
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,585
PROTECT YOURSELF.
495
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:02,635
DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE
PURCHASING ANYTHING THAT
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00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:03,640
MIGHT BE COUNTERFEIT.
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00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,331
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
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00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,678
I'M JESSICA LUNDY AND
REMEMBER, YOU MAY BE A
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00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,818
TARGET BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE A VICTIM.
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00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:14,418
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