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I AM MY OWN
WORST ENEMY
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Do you think it was the right thing
to do, not to look at any pictures?
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Honestly, how do you expect
the place to be?
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And where do I go from here?
Towards Vibo Valentia or Tropea?
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Holy fucking shit!
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- Where do I go?
- Tropea.
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Vibo Valentia or Tropea, see?
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Where do we have to go?
Do we go here? Do we go there?
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- Well, the blue one.
- Vibo Valentia?
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Ok. Let's go to Vibo Valentia.
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- Imagine making them all go around
in skate rollers, like... - Awesome.
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Just like in the movies, right?
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- Women who like skates and...
- Yeah sure, Pulp Fiction.
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Seriously now. It's a tad dangerous
filming it with a videocamera.
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They'll think
you're one young bearded hipster
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reporting a story to broadcast.
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No?
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They'll think we came
to prepare a scoop, or something...
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Then stick your neck out.
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- Open the car roof.
- No, I'm falling asleep.
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Vibo Valentia.
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Who do you think is the most
important person from Vibo Valentia?
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- Some...
- Sailor?
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It'll be someone
from the "Resurgence" period.
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- You think? - Well,
there must be someone, for sure.
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- Pretty ugly, ah.
- Vibo?
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Holy mother! Look at this stuff.
It's disgusting.
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- I think, it's close to
Staggia Senese. - Yes, outstanding.
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There's a bit of Foligno there,
and a bit of Staggia Senese.
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- I've never been to Foligno.
- Neither have I.
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I am your typical resort entertainer.
Well, not that typical.
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Depends... there is typical
and there is good.
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The good entertainer is a shy person
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but who likes to be
the centre of attention.
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Humble. He has to be humble.
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Well, practically
I'm describing myself.
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But I think that the stereotypical
entertainer is someone...
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Many years ago an entertainer
was someone really cool,
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who very much liked
to be around people
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and would do it, not just
for the sex promises it entailed,
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but because he also liked
to be around people.
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Thus, naturally
he was a very extroverted person.
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"The great one, the one and only."
In brackets, he was a leader.
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People who were leaders
in their small groups.
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Who would say,
"See you all at the bar."
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And everyone went out to the bar.
Clear?
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I'm Amedeo, from Messina.
I'm 20 years-old.
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I'm Mattia Miceli.
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The son of the owners
of the Roller Club resort.
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The resort where Cipo
has worked for the past 8 years.
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We are both passionate about football
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and after so many summers
spent together,
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nowadays we've become friends.
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I'm a dancer. I graduated
two years ago in modern dance
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and in a short while,
I'll also have mastered hip-hop.
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I'm Paolo, a musician. I'm 52
years-old, and here, I play and sing.
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I'm Massimiliano and I've been here
for 4 or 5 years.
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I've been a resort entertainer
for the past 6 years.
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My hair, well, how can I say it?
It's what I love most about myself.
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Our Mr. Cipo warned me
as soon as I arrived,
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"Your hairstyle is unacceptable here
in this resort."
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Obviously, because, according to him
you need an apt hairdo
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for the services we are providing.
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We cannot sport...
what do they call it? "A comb-over",
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like my hair is. See? Short at the
sides back and long at the front.
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Hello everyone, my name is Giuseppe,
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I'm the Roller Club resort masseur.
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I'm the masseur,
but also the personal trainer.
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My name is Alice,
I'll be 19 years-old soon,
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on the 21st of August.
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I'm studying to become
an advertising graphic designer
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and I've just begun this experience
as a resort entertainer.
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Sabrina.
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I'm Sabrina, what else should
I tell you? I'm Cipo's girlfriend.
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My name is Cristiano Chiossi
and I come from Ascoli Piceno.
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In the past years the real definition
of the job has lost its meaning,
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and now the entertainer can be
sometimes be seen as a loser.
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The entertainer is also someone,
who is sent by the psychologist
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in order to do this job
to unblock himself.
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Unbraiding the horses' mane
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and your elegant legs.
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Dance for me, dance, dance.
Beautiful on this night,
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don't stop, just dance.
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It's like saying,
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C'mon now, try and be an entertainer
and you'll be less shy.
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Or, hopefully, you'll be better
able to relate to a job interview
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or other people. Which, is also true.
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That's why in the last 2-3 years
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we've worked with so many people
who feel alone.
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"I would like to apologize,
if in bed with you,
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I've also been romantic at times.
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I always thought love would triumph
over any obstacle".
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Ok now, stop. No more. Cipo is here.
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They meet me, a new friend,
then another one and so on
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and as soon as the season is over,
they'll all move to Rome.
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This is what I was telling you
before.
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They'll move to Rome
because the agency is based there.
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Rome hosts most of our entertainers.
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I've seen it many times before. You
stop having the same friends you had,
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let's say, in a small shitty village
in the middle of Italy,
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or even Florence,
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but you've befriended
an entertainer...
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anyway, I don't know
how to explain it to you.
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For example, when I go to Rome
there is always some entertainer
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who left after one season
but still moved there.
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Moved next to his new best friends,
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but it's people he's known
for just one year.
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Just maybe, because back home, he
didn't have any friends. Understood?
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The stars and sunrise
will never end.
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Give me the life,
give me the love...
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I got them on my back as well,
for Christ's sake!
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This is what happens today
at the resort.
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As always, the afternoon
is dedicated to all activities.
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Mini Club, canoeing,
windsurfing, and archery.
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A mixture of sedentary games
and sporting ones.
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Then, at 6 p.m. we all meet back here
at the theatre for some group dancing
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and soon followed by bachata
or Caribbean dance lessons,
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in order to prepare for,
like in tonight's case,
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a classical cabaret routine.
Classical cabaret means
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to organize a series
of classical cabaret routines.
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We will perform the whole
repertoire of classical cabaret,
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and hopefully the guests
will appreciate our efforts,
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especially since they're the ones who
have requested some of the routines,
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so we're more than happy to make
them smile and do it with gusto.
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This was in the afternoon
and for our evening,
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it will come to a close
at the bar with a karaoke.
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So after the cabaret
there's karaoke at the bar,
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and all of the guests who want
to sing, can come there and do so.
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And that's our work day.
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But we'll start rehearsing until
three or four a.m.
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with a first rehearsal
and a dressed one.
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In the first, you act and dance,
but you are allowed to pause,
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in order to correct something.
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The dressed rehearsal, though is
a true rendition of the final show.
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Complete with costumes,
acted parts and dancing routines.
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Hopefully everything will run smooth,
and we won't be late.
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Thank you and see you later, guys.
Do you need to tell me anything?
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The stand-up comedian Giobbe Covatta
used to work at my resort.
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So did the comic trio
Aldo, Giovanni and Giacomo.
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Pregadio worked there also.
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No, it was Laudadio.
Pregadio is the musician.
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Laudadio, a "Striscia la notizia"
reporter.
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There's been a few.
Forrest, the magician to name one.
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The story tells of a head
entertainer named Giobbe Covatta,
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who hired both Forrest,
the magician
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and Aldo, Giovanni and Giacomo
at the Mini Club.
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But I think it shouldn't be...
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Luckily, thanks to this job
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which is also about acting,
I've felt my dream train leaving
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and if you're not at the station,
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you're likely to loose
that train forever.
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Obviously, at 19 years-old you begin
to study and study some more...
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But after? Either you are really
good, and still you are one of many
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or you end up studying for years
without accomplishing anything.
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- Oh, Daddy!
- Oh, my sweet little camel.
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Certainly as sweet little camels go,
we're all pretty ugly, ah?
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- Oh, my son...
- I lost a hoof!
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Why do you say this?
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Because, look at how ugly
these big hoofs are, see?
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They look like a pair of Crocs.
Horrible!
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- You're a big dawg, aren't you?
- A big dawg?
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You're a big dawg. You should know
that when we are in the desert,
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it's these hoofs that save our
lives, because we use them to walk.
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- Other animals, they die.
- Really?
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- Of course. - It's true
that with these big hoofs
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it seems impossible to collapse.
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Oh, Daddy!
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Certainly as sweet little camels go,
we're all pretty ugly, ah?
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- Of course not!
- What do you mean? Of course not?
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We have these huge whiskers...
Look how ugly they are.
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You must be really crazy. You should
know that when we are in the desert,
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it's these huge whiskers,
that allow us to breathe.
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Other animals die,
have you understood?
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- When we're... - In the desert,
we breathe with our whiskers.
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Sure...
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Daddy!
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Certainly as sweet little camels go,
we're all pretty ugly, ah?
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- But, why?
- What about these hunches?
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- These hunches?
- Look at this one...
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You should know,
that when we are in the desert,
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in these hunches we have stored
lots of water. Understood?
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We have our water reserves and we can
drink it to eliminate our thirst.
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- Other animals, they die. - It's
a pretty shitty existence, daddy.
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All right. I've understood.
But, sorry, Daddy, wait...
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I understand about the hoofs,
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because when we're in the desert, and
the other animals are collapsing,
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because of the quicksand... yet
nothing happens to us. We don't die.
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I've understood about the whiskers,
because when we're in the desert
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and the sand storms hit hard
other animals will die. We won't.
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I've understood that thanks to our
hunches, when we are in the desert,
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we'll survive because there is water
in them. When we are in the desert.
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But then Daddy, explain to me, what
are we doing at a zoo in Pistoia?
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The applause is like
the cherry on the cake.
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Clearly though, the pleasure
is all in the preparation,
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even if I don't take part in the
rehearsal because it's too tiring.
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But it's a beautiful moment created
by the adrenaline rush.
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So, "5 minutes to curtain draw",
right?
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Oh, 5 minutes start, bum,
cabaret, bum, let's go!
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Yes, let's go!
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C'mon!
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Go, boys go.
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Fuck, c'mon, guys.
C'mon!
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What time is it?
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Go, Sabri, go.
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Are we all here?
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The CD is on a loop.
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Take care, it's the first show.
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Let's have fun out there,
smile, etcetera etcetera.
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Understood? Don't be paranoid, keep
smiling and keep moving forward.
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We're the best of the lot.
C'mon then and good luck everybody!
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Rightly so, Giovanni,
the first time he saw
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Federica on stage out there
he shouted, "What's going on here?"
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Sabrina, please.
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Let it go. They know what to do.
You are beautiful and free.
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It's all beautiful, from the
adrenaline rush of the rehearsal
218
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to the moment you are on stage
and maybe you are even funny.
219
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It's the applause,
the laughter, being on stage,
220
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everyone is there to see you perform.
Beautiful things.
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This might sound like bullshit,
but the next day
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everyone congratulates you
for what you've done.
223
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And kids pull faces and imitate you.
224
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Did you see that act I showed you,
the one with the parrot? "Who is it?"
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The next day,
all the kids repeating, "Who is it?"
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- Who is it?
- Madame, it's the plumber.
227
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- Who is it?
- Still me, Madame, the plumber.
228
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- Who is it?
- The plumber!
229
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- Who is it? - Madame,
it's the plumber, please open.
230
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- Who is it?
- The plumber!
231
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- Who is it?
- The plumber!
232
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- Who is it?
- The plumber, Madame!
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- Who is it?
- The plumber!
234
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- Who is it?
- The plumber!
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Oh, my God, who is this now?
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The plumber!
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Do you feel, like, a VIP?
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Less, much more less than a VIP,
239
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you're more of a VIP
inside the resort,
240
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but at the end of the day
nobody recognizes you.
241
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:41,700
See, I've always felt like this.
At my local pub, everyone tells me,
242
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"You are a real character,
aren't you?..." Understood?
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It's a personal satisfaction of mine.
Ok. Thank you. I like it.
244
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:52,300
But it's also true that I've never
utilized it in my own favor.
245
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No! Top man!
246
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Did you see that?
Did you see that?
247
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:02,820
We're here at
the Intercontinental Cup.
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The teams are about to arrive,
they're about to enter.
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- Just watch, watch.
- What do you mean, watch?
250
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- Are you an AC Milan fan
by any chance? - Yes, of course.
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Someone told me that
I would only find my kind here.
252
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No. I'm from Milan.
From my head down to my little toe.
253
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Shit! For real?
254
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Ok, shut up. Shut up.
Watch, watch!
255
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Foul! Foul!
256
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,980
Don't be such a redneck. You're from
the countryside and it shows.
257
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:41,500
It's "a foul" and not just "foul".
Did you ever hear about the article,
258
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:43,420
or did your grammar teacher die
too early?
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00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:48,500
I understand you, but it's still
foul! The foul, foul... same thing.
260
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:52,020
At the same time, I've never thought
that I've been wasting my time.
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I've never felt like saying,
"what the fuck am I doing?"
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Never! Ever!
263
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:01,700
I wake up in the morning and tell
myself, "I've got a top job."
264
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,500
Sure, sometimes I think,
"What a bore".
265
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:09,340
Or, "Mother Mary, I'm so tired!
Wouldn't it be great to sleep more?"
266
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:13,460
Because let's face it. Zero sleep.
In this job, you never sleep.
267
00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:18,180
- My name is Massimiliano.
- And you can call me "The Ciano".
268
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What kind of name is "The Ciano"?
269
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,500
I wasn't sure you would understand
Luciano.
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00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:31,340
Anyway, people's applauses echoing
in the name of "Mr. Cipo"
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and other bullshit like that.
It's wonderful.
272
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:37,540
It's great, sometimes too much.
But it's great.
273
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:03,980
I have a collection of football
jerseys, all originals.
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Foreign clubs,
some Italian club jerseys,
275
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and the Juventus ones,
but they're a collection apart.
276
00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:18,500
I own around 150 International teams
football jerseys.
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The Fitball is a big ball,
a very big one,
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measuring 70 cm, 60, 50, 80
in diameter,
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depending on the height
of the person.
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It can be used as a chair,
as I do, for example,
281
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to eat at the table,
and to study,
282
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:43,500
or to work out
and tone the body.
283
00:24:56,700 --> 00:25:01,860
I also practice foot reflexology,
which is something for everyone.
284
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:05,820
Through the base of the foot one
can reach a series of reflex points.
285
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:08,740
These reflex points
found at the base of the foot
286
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are connected to
different organs of the body.
287
00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:15,660
So if you are unable to directly
reach
288
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:18,220
certain parts of the body,
because they are inflamed
289
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,660
like for example the sciatic nerve
or similar disturbances,
290
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:23,180
it's possible to reach them
through the feet.
291
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,260
I am certain of being crazy.
292
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:27,820
To be a resort entertainer
is sometimes pure folly.
293
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:34,500
To think that there are people
like me, who are 32 or 35 years-old,
294
00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,780
who year in year out, drop their day
job to go and become an entertainer.
295
00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:41,780
We're not stable people, understood?
Absolutely not.
296
00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:46,580
It's a state of mind
that somehow grounds you to earth.
297
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,460
On the other hand, you're like,
298
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:51,140
"Who cares,
I want to take pleasure in life."
299
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:54,460
At the end, you do take pleasure.
But it's not always like that.
300
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,700
Before '98,
I never followed football.
301
00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:59,780
I was a Juventus fan for fun,
because my father was,
302
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:02,260
then in '98 watching Zidane,
Del Piero...
303
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:04,980
then sadly Del Piero
that same year got injured, anyway...
304
00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:08,060
Something sparked in me.
305
00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:11,140
I watched the players
in their jerseys and fell in love.
306
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:13,220
- So, slowly slowly...
- You fell in love with the jerseys?
307
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:17,340
No, I fell in love with football.
Then when I became older
308
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:22,860
and discovered eBay,
I began this collection of mine.
309
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:27,060
So, for example, when I'm playing
5-a-side with friends,
310
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I can always play wearing
a different jersey.
311
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:36,220
Personally,
to wear a player's jersey,
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00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:44,220
makes me feel like him for a few
minutes. It makes me feel...
313
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:51,820
It excites me, I feel
like acting out a role even more.
314
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:59,220
At the Eastern Market, for two coins,
a mouse, my father bough me.
315
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:02,380
Then came the cat, miaw,
and ate the mouse, squit,
316
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:05,300
that at the market
my father bought me.
317
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:10,820
At the Eastern Market, for two coins,
a mouse, my father bough me.
318
00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:21,580
I hope not to be here,
next year.
319
00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:24,340
Sincerely, I've been here four years,
working at this same resort,
320
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:29,180
I feel sorry about Cipo
because we've bonded so well...
321
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:34,020
As my boss, I've always had
to run after him. He's problematic...
322
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,860
but I don't give weight
to this anymore.
323
00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:39,980
The first year we worked together
I always had to run after him,
324
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:43,460
to find out about the rundown
for the show.
325
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:47,660
"Cipo, so what's the show like?
326
00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:50,980
What's the scenes?"
And he would make noises...
327
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,340
"Say what?" Run away
and I had to follow suit.
328
00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:57,540
"What's the material?"
Then close to nine,
329
00:27:57,620 --> 00:28:00,980
bear in mind,
the show began at ten,
330
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:03,580
I would ask for the materials
and he would do nothing.
331
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:06,020
Once I got to know him,
through the years,
332
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,820
I've waited directly for
nine-o-clock,
333
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,660
calmly preparing the material
in the meantime.
334
00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:15,420
If I find anyone who can assure him
a painless slow death,
335
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,540
I am ready to pay.
336
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:19,700
But I still love him, though,
now he's here.
337
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:24,140
And if he was a woman
he would never find a boyfriend,
338
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:28,300
because his legs are too straight.
Am I right?
339
00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:30,940
But he's well-liked.
340
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:33,460
He's got everything he needs to be
well-liked and I like him.
341
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:36,420
Cipo and I argue a lot,
342
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,660
mostly because
he doesn't care about anything.
343
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:41,220
For him life is, living.
344
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:45,740
Life is one. Life is pleasure
so he doesn't do anything.
345
00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:48,420
He doesn't organize anything,
there's no program, there's nothing,
346
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,340
I, on the other hand,
am an organized person.
347
00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:54,340
I need to know what I'm doing,
348
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:57,540
I need to have the situation
under control. He's the opposite,
349
00:28:57,620 --> 00:28:59,620
so it's inevitable we clash.
350
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:03,860
The thought that I can't seem to tie
myself too much
351
00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:05,220
to some people, scares me.
352
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,500
The bond, how can I explain...
353
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:12,100
I don't care about it or anything,
sometimes.
354
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:16,180
I'm able to switch off completely
355
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:21,500
and not give a shit
about anything and everything.
356
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:24,740
I have to repeat something to him
twenty times sometimes,
357
00:29:24,820 --> 00:29:27,660
and when he has to do it,
358
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:30,780
he forgets what I told him
and I get angry.
359
00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:33,380
It means he wasn't listening to me.
360
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:38,900
But he's like that, anything you say
to him, he'll forget it.
361
00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:42,940
Except for what he's interested in.
And he's not interested in much.
362
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:48,740
- Except?
- Except his bitter and football.
363
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:55,380
Oh, the toilet boil.
Nino, I want the toilet bowl.
364
00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:04,180
The toilet...
What time is it? It's a bit early.
365
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,940
It's still early.
366
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:17,140
Giunti is such a character!
367
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:20,580
What are you doing?
368
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,940
Are you filming in here?
369
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:34,380
Listen, keep this between you and I,
make me a bitter?
370
00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:41,660
So?
371
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,340
How much did you drink?
372
00:30:57,580 --> 00:31:00,940
Good evening everyone!
373
00:31:02,380 --> 00:31:06,300
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's finally Friday.
374
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:11,020
Tonight, let me tell you that it's
the first time we try this show,
375
00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:14,620
the first time we bring this show
on stage.
376
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:18,180
The title of this show is
"In four and four eight."
377
00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:22,700
Why? 4 plus 4 is 8.
378
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:26,540
Well, I've been here 8 years,
haven't I?
379
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:30,340
So, who of you...
Thank you, thank you.
380
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:36,060
You could say, "Well,
he got just leave now" but no.
381
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:42,540
I've been here 8 years, from 2006,
I'm getting old.
382
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:47,020
In a good way because it still seems
as if I'm 15 years-old.
383
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:49,820
Ok. 20, let's say 20.
384
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:53,060
25... 47!
385
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:58,620
If I could go back in time, I'd go
back to 15 and become a footballer.
386
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,580
This is my only regret.
387
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:03,780
For the rest, fuck, I'd still do it.
Of course. I'd do it every time.
388
00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:06,740
Mother Mary, every season,
for fuck sakes.
389
00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:10,220
I would probably date less.
390
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:14,020
But, you date less, because
your happy with your woman.
391
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:17,460
With some of them I wouldn't have
dated them. Just fuck them, maybe.
392
00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:19,820
In a good way, I mean.
But that's how it is.
393
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:23,420
But I'm aware that
394
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:27,300
even if I could go back in time
to when I was 20
395
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,020
I would have smoked less,
I would have...
396
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:33,580
That's the only thing I regret,
but I've also had fun.
397
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:37,060
But the years of the dragon,
the years at the park,
398
00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:40,260
I would have fucked around less and
would have tried harder on this road.
399
00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:45,140
At 31 years old, I'm aware that...
400
00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:47,900
at the end of the day,
I've had a good life so far
401
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:50,660
and much more to come,
one still hopes.
402
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:55,300
But it still pisses off when I think
403
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:58,260
that I could have become
a footballer.
404
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:01,660
I like it a lot,
all the brand names,
405
00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:03,620
all the people that come
and watch you.
406
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:06,580
This is my only regret,
not to have been a footballer.
407
00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:11,740
Even a lower division one,
408
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:14,980
you never know, I might have made it.
409
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:17,020
That's my only regret.
410
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:20,460
But if I could also choose
to be an entertainer,
411
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,860
I would choose that every time.
412
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:29,300
I would choose to redo it because
it's given me unparalleled feelings.
413
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:35,780
I repeat, from the applause,
to all of the weird fucks I've had...
414
00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:39,220
Things that I would have never done
with a normal life.
415
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:42,700
True, we were having this
discussion the other time around,
416
00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:45,860
that anyway you live on the applause.
417
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:51,140
You live on that week of
"Cipo, Cipo, Cipo",
418
00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:55,460
when you come out on the stage...
"Mr. Cipo."
419
00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:57,540
Of course, it's beautiful, beautiful.
420
00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:03,380
Let's now roll out a series
of exotic animals. The lama.
421
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:06,900
The lama.
422
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:13,220
- You went looking for that one.
- The chameleon.
423
00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:20,260
The chameleon making love.
424
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:26,500
The chameleon after having made love.
425
00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:33,380
The camel.
426
00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:40,940
Let's pass on quickly
to the world of birds.
427
00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:43,660
Remember the kids!
428
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:46,380
The kingfisher.
429
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:50,100
Oh, Giunti!
430
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:58,460
The king!
Ah, ah, the king fishes...
431
00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:01,420
The robin.
432
00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:10,540
Ancient fishermen would have thrown
Cipo out to sea.
433
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:12,060
People like him anyway.
434
00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:16,660
He never minds his own business.
He's tiring.
435
00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:21,940
He's alerted all the fish with the
sign, saying "Small fish, big fish,
436
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:31,060
all leave because Giunti is coming.
Giunti is dangerous."
437
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:34,380
At Cipo's house
there's a tree,
438
00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:38,980
I would like to tie a doll to it,
with its tongue out, choke it.
439
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:42,220
It's Cipo's end.
440
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:47,620
I had to start feeding the fishes,
441
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:50,460
because he doesn't let me catch them.
Understood?
442
00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:54,180
Never. He always says,
"Happy fishing, happy fishing."
443
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:57,740
Overall, I'm really happy to have
Cipo as my partner.
444
00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:00,220
There's nobody happier than him.
445
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:04,260
Pity is that if there's a woman
around, she's his. He's Florentine.
446
00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:08,700
Florentines eat beans.
Do you know what his friends do?
447
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:12,460
They eat beans and then
fart behind their backs. Understood?
448
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,940
They speak from their ass.
Tell your friend. Where is he?
449
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:19,180
He left? No?
See what your friends do?
450
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:22,860
They eat beans
and then speak behind your back.
451
00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:25,300
Look how he's laughing.
452
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,420
You understood?
453
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:39,540
People from Livorno say,
"Can you tell me the size of a twat?"
454
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:42,980
"How can you measure it?
She's always been measured in cock!"
455
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:48,140
Is it ok if I swear like this?
You can always cut it out later...
456
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:04,380
Bayern Munich's jerseys
are the most beautiful of them all.
457
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:12,260
A collectionist like myself knows
this. Yearly, they make a new jersey
458
00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:15,260
that is a season must buy.
459
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:19,660
I must have 7 or 8
Bayern Munich shirts.
460
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:24,540
I'm thinking at the 2010-2011
Bayern Monaco Home,
461
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:28,020
Home means their home ground shirt,
their first jersey.
462
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:32,540
I think it's one of the most
beautiful jerseys of all times.
463
00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:36,580
White and red stripes
with the sponsor T-Home.
464
00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:39,380
An unbelievable jersey.
465
00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:42,860
Then came the stick that hit
the dog, that bit the cat,
466
00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:47,380
that ate the mouse, that
at the market my father bought me.
467
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:52,980
At the Eastern Fair, for two coins
a little mouse my father bought me.
468
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:56,580
Then came fire that burnt the stick,
that hit the dog,
469
00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:59,020
that bit the cat,
that ate the mouse,
470
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,300
that at the market
my father bought me.
471
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:06,580
At the Eastern Fair, for two coins
a little mouse my father bought me.
472
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:13,300
Fortunately, I always try
to block this feeling,
473
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:17,460
but it doesn't take much
to show yourself as a dickhead
474
00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:19,500
instead of a clown.
475
00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:26,220
It's the classic phrase that guy
used to tell me when I was small...
476
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,140
- My teacher...
I never told you this? - No.
477
00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:31,820
The one that gave me private lessons.
478
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:36,220
Once he found out I measured the size
of my dick. I never told you this?
479
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:39,620
Eh, fuck, Fossi is always telling
that story.
480
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:44,420
I wrote on a paper "limp 6, hard 12",
something like that.
481
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,780
And he found it. He said,
"What are these measurements?"
482
00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:49,860
I can't fucking remember
what I answered back.
483
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:54,740
But he said, "You have to be careful,
because in your class,
484
00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:58,580
I mean at your school, they are
not laughing with you, but at you."
485
00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:00,580
I have to answer this
and I don't know who it is.
486
00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:05,820
He's had some trouble here, Cipo.
Eh, he's missing something.
487
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,380
Why, at some point,
did they shut down the madhouses?
488
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:11,380
All these people are now outside.
489
00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:14,900
There's no more madhouses.
Cipo is now out here.
490
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:19,780
When they used to come
and eat here in the past,
491
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:23,100
they would hide behind
that bush,
492
00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:28,100
dressed as devils,
holding sickles
493
00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,700
and they would scare the people
who came to eat away.
494
00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:33,500
Look at all those crazy people
out there.
495
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,900
But you never got dressed up.
You're the serious one of the group.
496
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:39,260
Since Pepe left, he rules.
497
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:41,340
Look at his legs, see how he does it?
498
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:46,820
He's always falling over
when he crosses his legs.
499
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:49,300
Like a bow-legged cripple.
500
00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,780
Well, I've been coming here
for many years,
501
00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:02,940
but let's draw a compassionate veil
over it.
502
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:06,180
Because it's been too many
sadly.
503
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:21,940
The only thing I learned in Sardinia
504
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:25,260
is not to exaggerate,
505
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,940
you have to tighten up the words.
506
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:31,420
The Tuscan accent is natural,
but it's only good to a point,
507
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,220
as it's hard to understand.
508
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:40,980
If we speak it quickly
like we're doing now, see?
509
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:47,060
Abroad, away from here,
they can't understand us.
510
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:50,380
So, one has to pronounce
words better.
511
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:12,580
Do you see that, I mean
this in front of us? On the right.
512
00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:16,860
Is Loggia dei Lanzi.
513
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:22,740
Yeah.
It's... how do you say, a portico?
514
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:27,940
I don't go in America.
Look, look.
515
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,540
Wonderful!
516
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:36,940
And on the left you'll see also
the Galleria, the Uffizi Gallery.
517
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:45,540
Now it's a museum,
but the Medici with this gallery...
518
00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:49,020
because, because...
519
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,660
Once in a while the Florentines
get pissed off. Right?
520
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:57,660
I don't know in English
the word pissed off...
521
00:41:57,740 --> 00:42:01,300
- How long? How long?
- What?
522
00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:04,820
- Time. To build.
- To build?
523
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:09,740
Well, it took 20 years
to build this.
524
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:15,420
- Twenty years? - In Boston,
this takes one and a half week.
525
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,460
Eh, Mother Mary!...
526
00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:21,020
These Americans, they piss me off.
527
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:24,340
Yes, they piss me off
these americans, really piss me off.
528
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:27,020
They have to be...
America, America!
529
00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:31,340
America, what?
They don't have anything but cows!
530
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:38,980
C'mon, Geppo, go, you need to make
your dough, c'mon, let's go.
531
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:44,020
What thing I like to do is buy
a jersey without a name and number
532
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:47,580
and then buy the kit online on eBay
to personalize it.
533
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:54,820
They sell them all over Singapore,
Malaysia, originals, eh?
534
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:58,540
I know these trusted shops on eBay
where I buy,
535
00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:03,020
for a good price of 7-8 euro plus
another 3 and a half for delivery,
536
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,820
prices range from kit to kit...
537
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:09,380
and then in Vibo Valentia
in a friend's shop,
538
00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:12,540
with the printing press,
I print them.
539
00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:15,780
So, I've personalized several
bought shirts.
540
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:19,740
I mean, first I bought the original
jerseys, then I bought...
541
00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:24,580
Because I'm a perfectionist
when it comes to jerseys.
542
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:27,340
I'm a perfectionist
to obsessive levels.
543
00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:31,380
Once I bought a shirt,
but they got the numbers wrong.
544
00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:37,140
Instead of 33 they put EE,
or with the threes flipped over.
545
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:41,220
I have a girlfriend in Arezzo, whose
aunt is a phenomenal seamstress.
546
00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:45,900
I bought some red fabric
and printed the right 33 on it,
547
00:43:45,980 --> 00:43:49,260
she saw it onto the jersey, and
patched it over the wrong numbers,
548
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:52,340
as if it had always been part
of that shirt and I put the 33,
549
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:55,740
because I didn't want to throw
that shirt out.
550
00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:59,020
So, from this point of view,
I'm obsessive.
551
00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:04,740
At the Eastern Fair, for two coins,
a little mouse, my father bought me.
552
00:44:04,820 --> 00:44:08,060
Then came the ox that drank
the water, that put out the fire,
553
00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:11,540
that burnt the stick,
that hit the dog, that bit the cat,
554
00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:15,540
that ate the mouse, that
at the market, my father bought me.
555
00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:20,700
At the Eastern Fair, for two coins,
a little mouse, my father bought me.
556
00:44:20,780 --> 00:44:25,500
For example, I have a small fetish
for Sampdoria jerseys,
557
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:33,140
I like them, they're stretchy,
blue, very attractive.
558
00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:34,660
And then, all the others.
559
00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:39,660
- Arsenal. - Arsenal, Nike.
Arsenal makes good jerseys.
560
00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:42,260
I was in London, earlier this year
and I bought one.
561
00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:46,540
Last season's one, mind you.
With the two laurel leaves, here.
562
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:02,340
They've built a discotheque
on the other side of the resort.
563
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:05,740
So we had the discotheque open
until three-o-clock in the morning.
564
00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:08,460
With clients?
565
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:11,060
So, my boys started working at three.
566
00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:14,020
They went to bed at five. When
do you fucking have time to party?
567
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:18,260
- Are there any clients, who
once in a while get drunk? - Yes.
568
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,020
Her... Did I introduce her to you?
569
00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:22,540
That girl, from Bergamo,
physically, eh...
570
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:26,820
Two drunken guests tried
to sandwich her once.
571
00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:29,300
"Eh, c'mon, gorgeous."
They started this routine.
572
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:33,340
- Dancing? - Yes, dancing,
but they must have peeved her off.
573
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:35,900
She told them to fuck off
and you can't do that!
574
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:44,540
To do this job you need to love it
before you actually start it.
575
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:50,340
Because it changes you a lot,
it's an experience you must try.
576
00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:58,340
Those who start it only because
they have nothing else to do
577
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:02,540
or because they want to have the
experience, they get to half season
578
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:06,420
and they can't take it anymore,
I don't think...
579
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:10,180
Even if they put all their
enthusiasm in it,
580
00:46:10,260 --> 00:46:12,460
you can tell
they're not entertainers.
581
00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:45,340
At the Eastern Fair, for two coins,
a little mouse, my father bought me.
582
00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:48,660
Then came the butcher, who in
Naples is called a "meat merchant".
583
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:53,060
Then came the meat merchant and
killed the ox, that drank the water,
584
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:56,060
that put down the fire, that burnt
the stick, that hit the dog,
585
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:58,220
that bit the cat,
that ate the mouse,
586
00:46:58,300 --> 00:47:01,300
that at the market,
my father bought me.
587
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,420
It's over.
588
00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:09,060
I'll never own a Balotelli shirt.
589
00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:13,740
I have two Manchester City jerseys
when Balotelli played there,
590
00:47:13,820 --> 00:47:17,940
but on principle,
I got myself a Silva shirt,
591
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:20,020
he's one of those players,
I enjoy very much.
592
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:25,340
And another jersey,
Dzeko's 10, I also like him.
593
00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:29,300
But not a Balotelli one.
I'll never own a Balotelli jersey.
594
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,220
- Do you have any goalkeeper kits?
- No.
595
00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:36,540
- Why? - I don't play in goals
and they seem useless.
596
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:18,020
My hamster swam, so this will, too.
597
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:21,380
Put your hand underneath it,
let's see if it swims.
598
00:48:21,460 --> 00:48:23,780
- Put your hand underneath.
- And then...
599
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:26,980
- Alice, stop!
- Alice, please, eh.
600
00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,580
Shall I go?
601
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:31,620
Don't throw him in though,
don't make him dive.
602
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:35,820
Place your hand delicately,
put your hand underneath.
603
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:40,700
- Relax, nothing is going to happen.
- Good, like that.
604
00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:43,060
We're not killing him.
605
00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:50,940
- Andre'.
- Ah? Here I am.
606
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,460
Here's a swimming course
for the hedgehog.
607
00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:55,460
Does anyone have my lighter?
608
00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:00,500
Does it swim?
609
00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:05,580
- He's the boss. - No, cool,
look at the hedgehog swim!
610
00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:08,820
- No, it's too much...
- Yes, look how frightened he is.
611
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:13,540
- It's normal.
- He's just had a little bath.
612
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:18,380
What would it do, if it was
a lake? A lake in every place.
613
00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:24,860
- Perfect. - If he wasn't feeling
well before, now...
614
00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:27,900
No, the other one was sick.
Let's wash the paint off this one.
615
00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:32,180
Cipo, wash the paint off that one,
please, or it'll die.
616
00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:37,420
- C'mon, save his life.
- Mattia, did they find him?
617
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:41,220
He's on his way? If he sees this
he's going to flip out.
618
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:45,100
I'll show him they swim.
Hedgehogs swim.
619
00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:03,620
Amazing. Who's this, Vidal?
620
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:06,140
No, the most beautiful one
has to be Vidal, always.
621
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:11,540
- Ah, no, not this one...
- No, he's a ginger.
622
00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:17,780
- Why the ginger?
- If you do this they start to...
623
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:20,900
Do this.
624
00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:26,740
I'm a sport masseur,
625
00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:32,180
which is not necessarily for sporting
people, but that's its definition.
626
00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:35,580
I give massages post-race
and pre-race,
627
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:38,300
thus post-training
and pre-training.
628
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:42,340
Post-training does not imply that
you must necessarily train before.
629
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:48,380
It can be a person who is standing
or sitting down all day,
630
00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:53,340
and thus needs to be brought back
to a relaxed state.
631
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:58,500
I also do shiatsu
and ayurvedic oil massage,
632
00:50:58,580 --> 00:51:01,620
postural gymnastics,
and personalized training programs.
633
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:04,660
That's why I'm a personal trainer,
I guess.
634
00:51:07,340 --> 00:51:11,060
I think I'm the only one
to own a South Korea jersey,
635
00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:13,380
I have the shirt...
636
00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:20,020
The Lokomotiv Moscow jersey.
Not great teams, sure...
637
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:23,740
I have Bruges' jersey
and the Belgian international kit.
638
00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:27,500
Who else on earth has these shirts?
639
00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:30,700
Some are sacred relics
you find in forgotten shops,
640
00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:34,500
relics that have been there for
years and have become unsellable
641
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:36,340
so they're well discounted.
642
00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:43,860
You think, "Belgium's kit?
It's curious to have it."
643
00:51:43,940 --> 00:51:47,420
Others, you find on eBay for 5 euro.
644
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:52,980
I've bought many shirts at 5-10 euro.
In forgotten bids.
645
00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:56,060
It's little bargains like these
you need to take advantage of.
646
00:51:58,140 --> 00:52:01,020
If you hadn't been
a resort entertainer,
647
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,780
after all these years
of experience,
648
00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:06,780
would you go on holiday
in a tourist resort? - No.
649
00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:11,740
- But wait. How, with a date?
- As you wish, generally speaking.
650
00:52:11,820 --> 00:52:14,700
I've done that
and redone it already.
651
00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:18,580
When I was a child, I always went
to tourist resorts, like Club Med.
652
00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:21,340
Yeah, but Club Med
is a bit different.
653
00:52:21,420 --> 00:52:29,260
Yes, but, just to say,
in 2006 I was in Malaysia
654
00:52:29,340 --> 00:52:32,020
to celebrate New Year.
I think it was 2006,
655
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:35,780
anyway, I participated
in every activity. - Ah, really?
656
00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:38,380
I went thinking,
"I don't want to do shit".
657
00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:39,460
Were you there
with your parents?
658
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:45,820
Yes, with my sister, my father,
my two brothers and...
659
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:49,740
my father's wife.
- Ah, your family.
660
00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:55,180
Beautiful. I swear to you, at five
I would prepare the 5-a-side game.
661
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:58,340
Because the Club Med staff,
wouldn't organize it,
662
00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:01,580
there was a beautiful pitch
and so I would organize it.
663
00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:04,580
Meantime all the kids
knew me already.
664
00:53:04,660 --> 00:53:07,860
Even on holiday,
I couldn't help myself.
665
00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:12,700
- So you like it.
- Yes, in the end, I do.
666
00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:16,940
But I also like to be by myself,
understood?
667
00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:20,140
But when I'm in that moment,
I'm happy.
668
00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:23,580
I would also feel a bit intimidated
by them making me want to play games.
669
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:27,940
A bunch of things
that usually I'm directing.
670
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:31,220
But I enjoyed it. Got all the medals.
671
00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:35,740
I won everything, played all the
tournaments, mini pong, ping-pong...
672
00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:39,220
I played the boules tournament
with Albertone.
673
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,420
Came in second.
They gave us the silver.
674
00:54:03,660 --> 00:54:08,340
And I'm proud of that.
Because that's what the guest wants.
675
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:12,220
We give him a mini diploma, we
haven't got the money of Club Med.
676
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:16,060
You can't imagine how much
people care about these things.
677
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:21,620
Some parents tell you, "Today you
haven't given any prize to my son,
678
00:54:21,700 --> 00:54:24,300
he felt really bad about it."
679
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:29,060
Let's say that all of the tournaments
you prepare, they're all shit!
680
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,220
What about the card tournament?
681
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:34,580
It's a fucking card tournament
of chase the ace, or bridge,
682
00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:38,700
a tournament that if you are lounging
at the beach can also be stimulating,
683
00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:43,540
but people want their little diploma,
they want to come to the stage
684
00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:46,620
and be interviewed with their little
diploma, understood?
685
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:49,020
But it's just a piece of paper!
They're really, really fond of.
686
00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:52,140
And if you forget to give it to them,
they'll make you pay for it, as well.
687
00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:57,140
Let's move on,
today another sedentary tournament,
688
00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:59,140
but all in all
it went well,
689
00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:02,460
because this is a card game
that should you feel inclined,
690
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:06,940
can be stretched to 40 minutes.
It went well.
691
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:11,340
Yes, but there's also the Machiavelli
tournament. Where's Fiorenza?
692
00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:14,220
But do you give out the mini diplomas
to those who win tournaments?
693
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:18,140
Yes, before the show we do a
"Resort minute by minute" routine,
694
00:55:18,220 --> 00:55:21,020
with a nice cheesy 90s jingle
and I shout,
695
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:23,740
"The Roller Club resort
696
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:27,300
presents Resort minute by minute
a sporting tournament insert
697
00:55:27,380 --> 00:55:32,020
dedicated to today and tomorrow's
tournaments. On stage, Mister Cipo!"
698
00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:37,100
And everyone goes, Olé!
Everyone chanting, "Yes!"
699
00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:42,220
Let's introduce today's first
card tournament "Chase the ace".
700
00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:46,700
The winner is Antonio. The music
starts, it's all like this.
701
00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:51,300
Let's go, picture with Antonio,
taken by the resort photographer.
702
00:55:51,380 --> 00:55:56,300
So let's announce today's winner.
703
00:55:56,380 --> 00:56:00,060
The winner of today's Machiavelli
tournament is Fiorenza.
704
00:56:00,140 --> 00:56:02,380
Let's give her a warm applause.
705
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:08,580
On another note, beautiful t-shirt,
I have the same identical one.
706
00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:10,700
Yes, I have it too.
707
00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:15,460
So, these have been
today's tournament winners...
708
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:22,620
but let's also present
tomorrow's tournaments...
709
00:56:22,700 --> 00:56:27,620
Giovanni, tomorrow at 4 p.m.
we host which tournament?
710
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:29,620
- The Chase the Ace tournament.
- Exactly.
711
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:37,620
At 5 p.m., the sporting tournament
shall be Boules, at the big pitch.
712
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:40,900
Excuse me, are there any tournaments
that last more than one day?
713
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:44,260
- Only the boules tournament.
- Do you give out prizes every day?
714
00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:46,700
Every day there is the sedentary
tournament and,
715
00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:49,860
the sporting tournament
and then the 5-a-side tournament.
716
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:01,020
Mother Mary...
717
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:20,500
- Mother Mary.
- Shut up, shut up, go, go.
718
00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:37,740
In the morning there's a beach game.
There's a prize in that also.
719
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:41,260
But it's mostly gimmicks
just to make them play.
720
00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:45,580
Obviously if there's a medal,
a keychain or anything to win,
721
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:48,260
people are inclined
to participate more, no?
722
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:51,980
To the point where some Neapolitans
said, "Ah, in the other resort
723
00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:57,060
they gave us the entertainer shirts.
Can you give them out also?"
724
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,220
"Oh c'mon, I can't give them to you."
725
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:02,460
We have the t-shirts and all
the merchandising is in there.
726
00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:04,300
Oh, really?
Do people buy the gadgets?
727
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:07,940
People buy the t-shirt
because you have it.
728
00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:09,980
They're shitty t-shirts,
Chinese made,
729
00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:12,860
with Equipe written on the back.
730
00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:17,620
They're selling like crazy
in the boutique.
731
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:23,020
The ones with "Villages and tribes"
written on the back. It's all there.
732
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:28,300
- It's very... - But,
what game do you play on the beach?
733
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:31,140
Real dumpsters,
like flip-flop throw.
734
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:48,780
The one thing I've never liked, and
that's why I don't do it anymore is
735
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:52,980
the beach stroll.
The beach stroll in full costume.
736
00:58:53,060 --> 00:59:00,460
With the stunts you pull there,
one can stop feeling shame forever.
737
00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:06,340
At 10-o-clock in the morning you walk
on the beach dressed as something.
738
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:07,420
Understood?
739
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:16,300
A jellyfish! A jellyfish!
740
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,500
It's going to eat us!
741
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:46,820
I'm aware that these games
are idiotic.
742
00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:50,660
Today we'll give you
these small balls. Silver ones.
743
00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:53,900
You have to take them,
watch out because they're hot.
744
00:59:53,980 --> 00:59:58,100
Watch out, they're hot balls.
745
00:59:59,020 --> 01:00:03,940
Do many things from the worlds
of show business and cabaret
746
01:00:04,020 --> 01:00:05,980
also work in the world
of tourist resorts?
747
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:10,660
Yes, but they're two different
things, the world of tourist resorts
748
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:14,220
and the world of show business.
749
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:18,860
But there's those jokes from cabaret
that work in a resort,
750
01:00:18,940 --> 01:00:23,500
but that I could never repeat
on television. That's all.
751
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:28,700
One of the best Italian entertainers
isn't Fiorello,
752
01:00:28,780 --> 01:00:30,900
because Fiorello has never been a
resort entertainer. - What did he do?
753
01:00:30,980 --> 01:00:35,340
Fiorello was a barman.
They say, that's the legend anyway,
754
01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:39,220
they say that everyone went to
the bar instead of going to the show.
755
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:44,420
He entertained there. He entertained
all these people, at the bar.
756
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:48,460
- Well, he's quite powerful.
- Do you like Fiorello?
757
01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:52,220
Yes, I like him,
especially the thing he's doing now.
758
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:55,020
- That thing...
- The newsstand one?
759
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:58,300
- It's genius, no?
- It's beautiful.
760
01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:01,460
What the fuck do you want more?
He's a genius in these things.
761
01:01:01,540 --> 01:01:05,340
I think, he's never fallen in shame
with anything.
762
01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:07,940
Maybe a bit a the beginning
when he did that shitty show.
763
01:01:08,020 --> 01:01:12,620
So, therefore, the question is this,
764
01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:17,220
Show it to me again because
I've forgotten about it.
765
01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:27,900
No luck, no shit,
there ain't there is, but...
766
01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:30,260
Who lost their right path?
767
01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:38,900
What gives you, in brackets,
a tad more motivation
768
01:01:38,980 --> 01:01:41,300
is to think about your parents.
769
01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:47,420
"My mother when she speaks with her
friends, or even just with herself,
770
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:51,060
is she proud of me?" Or maybe,
"Who knows what she thinks of me?"
771
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:54,540
Or you think, "They gave me light,
they gave me life,
772
01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:58,340
they give me money
and this is how I repay them back?"
773
01:01:58,420 --> 01:02:00,460
But I don't think about this anymore.
774
01:02:02,860 --> 01:02:06,860
They're all feelings,
because sadly I'm built this way.
775
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:10,100
I'm not one to say,
"I want to be this,
776
01:02:10,180 --> 01:02:12,180
want to do that,
and so on and so forth",
777
01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:15,660
and we go back to the same old
story, the one I live day by day.
778
01:02:15,740 --> 01:02:18,660
So I don't know
what I will and will not do.
779
01:02:18,740 --> 01:02:24,180
And I also don't know at times what
to give too much importance to...
780
01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:27,380
So, all and all, it's fine with me.
781
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:34,220
The important thing
is to be serene with oneself.
782
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:38,620
If you're happy with yourself,
you can get along with yourself,
783
01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:41,180
then you can get also get along
with others.
784
01:02:41,260 --> 01:02:46,540
So you have to identify
your life priorities and then,
785
01:02:46,620 --> 01:02:51,020
once you've identified them,
try and reach serenity.
786
01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:55,940
Then, having said this...
Soul, strength and courage!
787
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:15,820
I think this, independently
from the ball, ball or no ball,
788
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:19,140
right or left, whatever you want,
anyone can say anything they please,
789
01:03:19,220 --> 01:03:22,340
but love, love conquers all.
790
01:03:22,420 --> 01:03:25,380
I'm convinced about this,
that love conquers all.
791
01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:27,180
It's better this way.
792
01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:31,380
Remember you're all
divine creatures,
793
01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:33,540
and that at the end
love conquers all.
794
01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:36,660
Love conquers all.
795
01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:46,580
Who said you could sit on the towel?
796
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:50,100
- He told me.
- But why?
797
01:03:54,220 --> 01:03:57,620
I want to lie down
and catch the sun.
798
01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:17,740
I AM MY OWN
WORST ENEMY
65836