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Well, everybody take
a good look at Louise.
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Cause it's probably
the last time
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you're ever gonna see her.
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Is it because you're
turning invisible?
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It's ethically fraught.
I don't recommend it.
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No, today's the day I have to
meet Millie at the park,
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in the woods,
for the "super�secret surprise."
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Oh, yeah.
Well, surprises can be fun.
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�Right?
�Uh�huh. When I tried to ask Millie about it,
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she put her finger on my lips
and said, "Soon, my sweet."
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And then she stroked my face
while humming a lullaby.
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�Oh, God.
�Yep, so it's been nice knowing everyone.
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I mean, pretty nice.
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Louise, couldn't you just
not go?
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I got to go, Dad.
I owe Millie big.
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She gave me this super�rare
Burobu card, The Slug�gitive.
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His backstory is he was framed
for his wife's murder.
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They stopped printing 'em
'cause they realized
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most kids haven't seen
The Fugitive.
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That card's the most important
thing in my life now.
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Good for you. Tina, breakfast!
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Here I am. Sorry.
I've just been staring at myself
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in the bathroom
for the past hour.
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Were you pumping yourself up
to do toilet stuff?
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No. Yes. But also, um,
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do you guys think I'm pretty?
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�What?!
�What? Of�of course we do.
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You're the most beautiful
person or thing that's ever
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been born in the entire world.
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Same with Gene and Louise.
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(smooches)
Love ya, babe.
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It's just,
the other day at school,
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Tammy and Jocelyn
were talking about
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this online tutorial
they watched where a girl
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shows you how to do your makeup
like a supermodel.
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I asked them to send me
the link, and they said
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that I wasn't really
supermodel material.
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And that I was more like
the person who brings
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the supermodels coffee
but gets the order wrong,
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but the supermodels
are really nice about it
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cause they're pretty
inside and out.
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Those punks!
You want me to drive by 'em
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and smack 'em with my car door?
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�Lin.
�What?
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Ugh.
Why do you care
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about girly stuff like makeup
and being pretty anyway?
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I mean, faces are just
a bunch of holes in one place.
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(deep voice): Oh, my face holes
are in a better spot
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than your face holes.
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It's when your bottom hole
is in the wrong spot.
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That's when to worry.
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Besides, Tina, the bigger issue
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is that it's Millie Park Day.
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�Oh, right.
�Yeah.
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And I was kind of hoping maybe
you and Gene could come with me?
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I could use some muscle.
And also Gene.
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You had me at "also Gene."
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I'll go, too. At least the
squirrels won't be all judgy.
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That one is.
Thinks he's so great.
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�With his big nuts.
�Gene.
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Hi, I have a flower delivery
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�for this address.
�Ooh, flowers.
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Wait a minute,
are those flowers a dog?
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Yes ma'am. It's a
Bow�Wow�Flower arrangement.
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I love it!
Technology, huh?
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Unbelievable what they can do.
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�Who's it from?
�Yeah, where's the card?
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That's... a fair question.
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�Okay.
�That I was kind of...
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hoping didn't come up, because
I think it fell off somehow.
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As we say in the flower
business, sorry about that.
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Aw. You know, it kind
of reminds me of this dog
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that lived next door
when I was a kid.
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He was a white mutt
named Bottle Cap.
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They called him that
cause he could balance
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a bottle cap on his nose.
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He would entertain us
neighborhood kids for hours.
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Letting us put bottle caps
on his nose.
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And one time,
a doll's head we found.
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�That was weird. He was
�Uh�huh
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cooler than any dog or person
that I ever met.
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He taught us so much about life,
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about balancing stuff
on our noses.
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I am who I am
because of that dog.
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�Wait, really?
�And then he got hit by a hot dog truck and died.
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�Whoa.
�Oh. Lin. I'm�I'm so sorry.
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Yeah. Dog, hot dog.
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It's almost funny.
(laughing)
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Oh, I'm laughing
cause I'm fine.
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Well, I'm gonna take off.
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�Have a good one.
�Bye, flower man.
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Okay, Bottle Cap Two,
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let's put you on the counter.
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I'll set out a little
bowl of kibble for ya.
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(laughs) Just kidding,
I know you're flowers.
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I know he's flowers.
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I know that�that you know.
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(baby talk): I know you're
flowers. I know you're flowers.
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Shoot, Tina,
we should have worked
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on your leg sweep.
We got to be prepared
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to drop that
little maniac on her...
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�Psst.
�ALL: Aah!
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Millie!
There's my girl.
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So, Tina and Gene
just happen to be here.
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Not with me.
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We're here to throw a Frisbee.
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Back and forth.
To each other.
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Uh, where's the Frisbee?
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We're working up to it.
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We're about 90 days away.
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�Yep, okay, bye.
�So what's
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the cool surprise? And you're
coming at me... Oh, God!
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Wait, wh�what are you doing?
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There's a camera
and a microphone in the bow
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that I'm
attaching to your bunny ear.
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In your human ear,
I'll be putting a device thingie
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that allows us to communicate.
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It's all connected
to my Dad's phone.
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He uses all this stuff
for his mountain biking videos
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even though I would call them
slight�hill biking videos.
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And I have my Mom's phone,
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so I'll be able to see what
you see and hear what you hear.
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�Uh...
�I told them I was upgrading their ringtone.
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They were both very excited.
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Millie, what is going on?
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Have you heard about
the Pixie Princess Promenade?
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�Oh, no.
�Where pixie princesses take you on a magical adventure
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through the park
�that changes you forever? �No, please.
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I've been on nine of them.
I may have gotten
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a little intense
on the last one.
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I allegedly headbutted a gnome
in the chest.
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And then I was disinvited
to pixie�ticipate.
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Don't say
this is where I come in.
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�So this is where you come in.
�Oh, God.
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I need you to do the Pixie
Princess Promenade for me.
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I need some
pixie princess action.
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Plus, they hand out wands
at the end.
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I already have eight wands,
but I need more.
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I want all the colors,
I want all the flowers.
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They put different
flower stickers on the wands.
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I want pink rose.
You're gonna get me pink rose.
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Um... no.
Definitely not, never, no.
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Well, then I am forced
and legally allowed
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to demand that you give me back
the Slug�gitive card.
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Ugh! I knew there had to be
strings attached with that card.
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Okay, so if I get you the wand,
then we're square?
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Square as a bear
in a chair with no hair. (gasps)
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There are the pixie princesses
and the pixie princess queen.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Whoa. Is that a magical
flying sex worker convention?
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Oh, it's the Pixie
Princess Promenade.
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�The what?
�I did it a few times when I was younger.
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It was fun.
Then I moved on to horses.
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And I've been chasing that H
ever since.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
My pixie wings.
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�Ugh.
�Now you can sparkle and fly with the pixies up high.
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This is gonna be the best
three hours of your life! Aah!
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�I think I'm gonna throw up.
�From enchantment?
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Oh, God.
So girly.
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Hey. May we, uh, join you?
We're just taking a break.
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Also our fake Frisbee
got stuck in a tree.
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So what's, uh...
what's going on?
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Louise is doing the Pixie
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Princess Promenade for me
'cause I'm banned.
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�Okay.
�I got a pixie haircut once.
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It worked until it didn't.
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LOUISE:
Tina? Gene? Is that you? I need you
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to find a rock,
throw it at my head,
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and I'll have myself
a nice rock nap.
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MILLIE:
Oh, I love how excited we both are, Louise.
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�Why, hello.
I'm Pixie Princess Patricia. �(loud gasps)
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Would you like to go
on a Pixie Princess adventure?
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�ALL: Yay!
�Ugh.
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Only pixies allowed,
so human parents and guardians,
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we ask you to wait in what
you call "the parking lot."
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ALL:
Yay!
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What a wonderful day.
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I've been busy
using my magic wand
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to make the flowers
extra pretty.
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And I was just about to enjoy
a nice twirl in the sunlight.
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Do you pixies know how to twirl?
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�ALL: Yeah.
�Let's all twirl together.
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�ALL: Yeah!
�Ugh.
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MILLIE:
Louise, I need you to twirl.
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�Millie, please.
�Twirl.
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(Louise groans)
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Yes!
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Oh, wait.
My wings are tingling.
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The other pixie princesses must
be trying to tell me something.
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(gasps):
Oh, no!
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It seems someone has stolen
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the Pixie Princess Queen's
sparkle sprinkles.
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That's what gives our magic
wands their magic power.
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Is sparkle sprinkles drugs?
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I don't remember.
I don't think so?
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We've got to find the Princess
Queen's sparkle sprinkles.
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But first, let's twirl again
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�for strength. Twirl!
�ALL: Yeah! �Ugh.
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I remember when I could twirl.
Then time caught up with me.
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Now I get dizzy looking
at a rotisserie chicken.
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So, yeah, kablam.
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And then it was hot dogs
and a dead dog. Ha!
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But now I got this guy.
You know what?
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I'm gonna go get
the spray bottle
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and give him a little spritz.
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�He's looking a little wilty.
�Okay, sounds good.
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�♪ La�la�la, la, la�la�la�la ♪
�Bob?
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�♪ Bottle cap two. ♪
�Bob? Bob?
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What? Why are you whispering?
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That was the saddest story
I've ever heard in my life.
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I think maybe Linda never
processed Bottle Cap's death.
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Yeah. It is weird
she never mentioned it.
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Maybe she tried to block it out?
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Or maybe you haven't been
a sensitive enough partner
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for her to feel safe
opening up to you?
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�What?
�It's probably the first thing.
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And, you know, those flowers
are gonna die in a few days.
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And then what?
What if she spirals?
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I don't know.
Uh, maybe she... won't?
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Here ya go.
Doesn't that feel nice?
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♪ I'm gonna take care of you
so you live forever ♪
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♪ I haven't looked it up ♪
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♪ But I'm pretty sure
it's possible, yeah. ♪
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Hrr�hrr, hrr�hrr.
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♪ Rainbows and unicorns and
butterflies and buttercups ♪
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�♪ And dew drops
and daffodils ♪
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♪ And how 'bout
more buttercups? ♪
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�Hey.
�Hi. How ya doing?
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Hmm. I'm guessing gnome guy
stole the sparkle sprinkles.
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Seems like a gnome thing to do.
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MILLIE:
There's, uh, no way to know.
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You just got to enjoy the ride.
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Is that the guy you headbutted?
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Uh, yeah, but the headbutting
was about something else.
236
00:08:43,312 --> 00:08:44,481
Politics.
237
00:08:44,549 --> 00:08:46,553
Huh. I bet
that's where this all ends.
238
00:08:46,619 --> 00:08:48,322
I bet that's where
the wands are.
239
00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:49,926
Wait, what?
Where are you going?
240
00:08:49,992 --> 00:08:51,461
I just have to get
the pink rose wand, right?
241
00:08:51,529 --> 00:08:53,499
So I'm gonna ask that gnome
for the pink rose wand,
242
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,436
�and then I'm out of here.
�No. No.
243
00:08:55,504 --> 00:08:57,006
�A deal's a deal, Millie.
�No!
244
00:08:57,073 --> 00:08:59,545
Wait. Millie,
you headbutted the gnome?
245
00:08:59,612 --> 00:09:00,681
Oh, gnome you didn't.
246
00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,918
�Hey, there.
�Oh, uh, a pixie.
247
00:09:02,985 --> 00:09:04,589
Didn't expect to see
one of you for a while.
248
00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,358
�Let me, uh, gnome up.
�Oh, you don't have to do that.
249
00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:08,362
(clears throat, high�pitched):
I'm the gnome�iest gnome.
250
00:09:08,429 --> 00:09:10,801
Far and wide do I roam
with my rhyming
251
00:09:10,867 --> 00:09:12,470
�and mischief and the...
�Okay, yeah.
252
00:09:12,538 --> 00:09:13,673
Let me stop you right there.
253
00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,042
Look, I know this is the end.
254
00:09:15,109 --> 00:09:17,480
�D'uh... Uh...
�I mean, that sign
255
00:09:17,548 --> 00:09:18,950
is kind of a tip off.
256
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,088
And, hey, I know
you took the sparkle sprinkles.
257
00:09:21,154 --> 00:09:23,492
And I don't judge you for that,
but the wands they give out?
258
00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,129
I need a pink rose one.
259
00:09:25,196 --> 00:09:27,300
�What?
�So if you want to just gnome it on over to me.
260
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:30,139
Look, kid, I'm not gonna
just give you a pink rose wand.
261
00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:31,709
That's not how this works.
262
00:09:31,776 --> 00:09:34,280
You got to earn the wand.
Now scoot.
263
00:09:34,347 --> 00:09:35,751
You made me break character.
264
00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:37,655
I got to get back in the zone.
265
00:09:37,721 --> 00:09:39,959
Off with you, leave me alone.
266
00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:41,996
�There. There he is. He's back.
�Ugh.
267
00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:43,867
I know, right?
Rhyming piece of...
268
00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:46,673
(sing�songy):
Okay, back to the promenade.
269
00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:49,210
�Gah!
�TINA: Hey, Louise, uh, if it helps,
270
00:09:49,277 --> 00:09:51,314
�I think
there's a tea party coming up. �Hmm?
271
00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:53,152
�And it's kind of fun.
�Hmm.
272
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,922
There's no real tea,
but there's a lot of party.
273
00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:56,391
GENE:
Ooh, sounds decadent.
274
00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:58,228
LOUISE:
What have we here?
275
00:09:58,295 --> 00:10:00,499
�Jackpot.
�MILLIE: Holy crap. So many in one place. Wands.
276
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:04,074
Wands, wands, wands, wands,
wands, wands, wands, wands!
277
00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:05,376
Hello, pink rose.
278
00:10:05,443 --> 00:10:07,915
Okay, Millie, I got your wand,
so now I'm gonna get the hell
279
00:10:07,981 --> 00:10:10,052
�out of... Huh?
�Wands, wands, wands, wands, wands.
280
00:10:10,119 --> 00:10:12,891
�And here you are.
�Wands, wands, wands, wands... ♪
281
00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:14,929
�Hey, what are you doing?
�Uh...
282
00:10:14,995 --> 00:10:18,135
You. Help. Help!
It's the headbutter.
283
00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:20,741
Her and her accomplice
are taking all the wands!
284
00:10:20,807 --> 00:10:22,343
�It's a planned hit!
�LITTLE GIRLS: Wands!
285
00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:24,047
�I want one! I want one!
I want one! �GIRLS: Aah!
286
00:10:24,114 --> 00:10:27,053
Up, bup, bup.
Pixies, regroup. Regroup!
287
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,255
Run!
288
00:10:28,322 --> 00:10:31,261
Yeah! This is so much funner
than twirling!
289
00:10:35,537 --> 00:10:37,340
�(panting)
�Quick. Over here.
290
00:10:37,406 --> 00:10:39,244
Ooh, pretty good hiding spot.
291
00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:42,651
One way in, one way out.
Like all the best bushes.
292
00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:43,953
Um, sure.
293
00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,857
So, since we're just
hanging out,
294
00:10:45,924 --> 00:10:47,126
can I have some of your hair?
295
00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:49,097
Eh, I'm sure you already
have enough.
296
00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:52,270
GIRL:
Hello? Are the girls that took all the wands in there?
297
00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:54,542
Oh, no. Uh, no. Sorry.
298
00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:56,979
�Check another bush.
�GIRLS: Wands!
299
00:10:57,046 --> 00:10:59,552
Boy, are they wand�crazy
or what?
300
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,923
So, Louise
is a forest person now.
301
00:11:01,989 --> 00:11:04,093
Should we get the Frisbee
and head home?
302
00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,496
I guess?
303
00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,734
Okay, we've got pixies lost
in the field, the headbutter
304
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,339
and her partner in wand crime.
It's a poop storm.
305
00:11:10,406 --> 00:11:12,744
♪ Everything is fine,
you're friends aren't lost ♪
306
00:11:12,811 --> 00:11:14,280
♪ In the woods... ♪
307
00:11:14,347 --> 00:11:17,253
But we're gonna find them,
because no pixies left behind.
308
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,457
I mean, their parents
would also be upset.
309
00:11:19,525 --> 00:11:22,363
And if they're all together,
stolen�wand fondling,
310
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:25,837
you better believe
everybody's gonna get disinvited
311
00:11:25,904 --> 00:11:27,406
to pixie�ticipate.
312
00:11:27,473 --> 00:11:28,877
�Now let's move.
�Uh, me?
313
00:11:28,943 --> 00:11:31,314
Couldn't, uh, Pixie
Princess Patricia go instead?
314
00:11:31,381 --> 00:11:32,618
She's pretty buff.
315
00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:34,320
�I'll protect you, Stewart.
�(whimpers)
316
00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:36,759
Oh, no! If those little girls
are with Louise and Millie,
317
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,897
they might all get disinvited
to pixie�ticipate.
318
00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:40,867
And right when they're
in their pixie princess prime!
319
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,472
�Their PPP.
�Yes. And they should enjoy that time.
320
00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:46,077
Because before they know it,
they'll be 13 and people will be
321
00:11:46,144 --> 00:11:47,648
telling them they're not
supermodel material and also
322
00:11:47,714 --> 00:11:49,752
won't send them potentially
helpful makeup tutorials.
323
00:11:49,818 --> 00:11:52,456
We got to find Louise
first and�and warn her.
324
00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:55,029
Ugh! Does this mean
we have to stay in the park?
325
00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:57,466
I miss inside,
and I bet it misses me!
326
00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:00,840
Okay, now take one
where it looks like I'm the dog
327
00:12:00,907 --> 00:12:01,943
and he's the human.
328
00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:03,245
Who's walking who, right?
329
00:12:03,312 --> 00:12:04,515
(chuckles)
Got it.
330
00:12:04,581 --> 00:12:06,184
Oh. I'm gonna go
get a bottle cap
331
00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:08,255
to balance on his nose.
I'll be right back.
332
00:12:08,322 --> 00:12:09,390
Okay, great.
333
00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:11,294
Bob, I've been thinking,
we should just keep buying
334
00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:13,900
this same flower arrangement
and switch it out
335
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,102
when Linda's asleep.
336
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,106
And just do that
for the rest of her life?
337
00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:20,814
Okay. Uh, lot of flowers,
but that could�could work.
338
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,684
Hey, Bob, Teddy.
There it is.
339
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:25,790
That Bow�Wow�Flower arrangement
was supposed to go to my place
340
00:12:25,857 --> 00:12:27,126
for a service this afternoon.
341
00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:28,663
�Oh.
�Oh. �Mrs. Goldenblatt.
342
00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:31,468
She wanted a "Doggone it,
she's gone"�themed funeral.
343
00:12:31,535 --> 00:12:33,806
I called the delivery place
and they said
344
00:12:33,873 --> 00:12:34,908
they accidentally
brought it here.
345
00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:36,712
So I'll just be taking this.
346
00:12:36,779 --> 00:12:37,981
�Oh, no.
�Uh�oh.
347
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,484
�What?
�LINDA: Hey, Mort.
348
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,021
Have you met Bottle Cap Two?
349
00:12:41,087 --> 00:12:42,323
He's named after Bottle Cap,
350
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,060
the dog I loved
from my childhood
351
00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:46,766
that got hit by a truck
and died right in front of me.
352
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,268
Wait, it was in front of you?
353
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,139
It just keeps getting
more horrific.
354
00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:52,878
But this guy's not gonna
die on me, are you, huh?
355
00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:54,515
No, you're not.
356
00:12:54,581 --> 00:12:56,317
Or I could wait a bit.
357
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,057
I'm holding so many.
So much power.
358
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:00,660
It's intoxicating.
359
00:13:00,727 --> 00:13:03,098
Yeah, uh, try not to squeeze
them so hard, please.
360
00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:04,233
Thank you.
361
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:07,239
Look, Millie, you got
your wands, so seems like
362
00:13:07,306 --> 00:13:09,210
time for me to shove on
out of this bush.
363
00:13:09,277 --> 00:13:12,016
What? No! If they find you,
they'll make you talk,
364
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,353
probably with torture,
and then they'll find the wands
365
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,824
and then they'll probably
take them back.
366
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:18,495
And then I'll have
to take Slug�gitive back.
367
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,767
�I won't give it to you.
�Then I'll come and get it.
368
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,136
In the night.
I was planning to come by
369
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:23,472
and get some other stuff anyway.
370
00:13:23,539 --> 00:13:25,476
�Ugh! Fine.
�Uh�oh.
371
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,946
My Mom's phone is gone.
372
00:13:27,012 --> 00:13:29,585
(gasps) It must have fallen out
when we were running.
373
00:13:29,651 --> 00:13:30,687
Hey, no licking.
374
00:13:30,753 --> 00:13:32,423
(whispering):
Louise. Louise!
375
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:33,726
(whistles)
Here, girl.
376
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,663
(gasps)
It's them. Quick, hide.
377
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:36,966
So, I thought
378
00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:38,201
we could just slowly incorporate
379
00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:40,205
that the gnome
also does beatboxing.
380
00:13:40,272 --> 00:13:42,042
And he wears a jean jacket.
381
00:13:42,109 --> 00:13:43,713
Stop. What's this?
382
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,282
(gasps)
I think that's Millie's phone.
383
00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:47,821
I would love to hear that guy
beatbox in a jean jacket.
384
00:13:47,888 --> 00:13:50,092
PIXIE PRINCESS QUEEN:
Hello. I see you.
385
00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:51,762
�I'm coming for you.
�Ah. Aah!
386
00:13:51,829 --> 00:13:53,533
She's in my head.
She's in my head!
387
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,835
Hang up the phone!
388
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,037
Hang up the pho...
389
00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:57,774
�Redial.
�(ringtone playing)
390
00:13:57,841 --> 00:14:00,513
Aha. Lead us to them,
funky ringtone.
391
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,349
Uh, that's not good.
We got to follow them.
392
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,788
And, uh, if it seems like
they're about to find everybody,
393
00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:06,659
maybe you could
cause a distraction?
394
00:14:06,725 --> 00:14:08,195
�So I could warn Louise?
�Oh.
395
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,232
If I could do a split,
you could be like,
396
00:14:10,299 --> 00:14:12,136
"Hey, look at that kid
doing a split."
397
00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,940
So I just have to learn
how to do a split.
398
00:14:14,006 --> 00:14:15,142
Yeah, that could work.
399
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:16,579
�(Linda humming)
�Okay,
400
00:14:16,645 --> 00:14:17,981
I think we should make a move.
401
00:14:18,048 --> 00:14:19,050
All right. Good luck.
402
00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:20,920
I mean, I'm�I'm coming, too.
403
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:22,022
Oh, I can't watch.
404
00:14:22,089 --> 00:14:23,826
Also, I actually can't watch
405
00:14:23,893 --> 00:14:25,462
because I got to go
fix a guy's roof.
406
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,701
I was supposed to be there
hours ago. He'll understand.
407
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,370
Okay, don't blow it.
Bye.
408
00:14:29,437 --> 00:14:30,607
Uh, Linda?
409
00:14:30,673 --> 00:14:32,644
�Uh, about the flowers...
�Yeah?
410
00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:35,683
The thing is, they were actually
supposed to go to Mort's.
411
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,921
Yeah, they're for
a funeral today,
412
00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:39,925
so I�I need to take them.
413
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,795
Oh. Huh. I see.
414
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,633
Are you okay with that?
415
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,302
What? Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
416
00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:47,674
�Uh, good.
�They're just flowers, Bob.
417
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:52,383
Okay, you're grabbing
the flowers and backing away.
418
00:14:52,449 --> 00:14:53,819
No.
419
00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,389
I mean, yeah.
420
00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:57,059
Uh, I got to go
use the bathroom real quick.
421
00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,931
Not to hide. To, uh, to poop.
I'll be right back!
422
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:01,301
Oh, boy.
423
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,671
�(ringtone playing)
�I hate this. I hate this.
424
00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,574
�And I have to pee.
�I've peed, like, five times.
425
00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:07,647
Yeah, I know.
So much easier with an outie.
426
00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:10,987
Oh, God. They must be hiding
in those bushes.
427
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:12,156
�Gene, distraction.
�Okay.
428
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:14,126
This is gonna be a little raw.
429
00:15:14,193 --> 00:15:15,630
�(grunts, groans)
�Hey.
430
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,066
Whoa, is that kid doing a split?
431
00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:20,072
Also, to no one in particular,
Mayday! Run! Run away!
432
00:15:20,138 --> 00:15:22,209
Son of a pix.
433
00:15:22,276 --> 00:15:24,180
Can you believe
how good I am at this?
434
00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:26,217
Okay, Millie,
that was pretty cool
435
00:15:26,284 --> 00:15:27,319
how you left
the other phone there
436
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,190
to give us a chance to get away,
437
00:15:29,256 --> 00:15:31,327
�but now what?
�I think we just walk to Canada,
438
00:15:31,394 --> 00:15:33,398
and you and me
get an apartment there together.
439
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,469
Why did you even have
that bow camera anyway?
440
00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:37,439
She got banned
from the promenade thing.
441
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:40,546
Wait, so you can't
pixie�ticipate anymore?
442
00:15:40,613 --> 00:15:41,982
�Nope.
�Ever?
443
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:43,485
�Nope.
�Curse word.
444
00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:44,654
Sorry about my language.
445
00:15:44,721 --> 00:15:47,326
Um, hello? We're all
on the run, apparently.
446
00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:49,263
Pretty sure everyone here
is getting banned.
447
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:50,933
�What?!
�Ah, curse word! Sorry.
448
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,071
Then what's the point
of anything?
449
00:15:53,138 --> 00:15:54,574
Okay, that's it.
450
00:15:54,641 --> 00:15:57,146
Look, maybe getting banned
is the best thing
451
00:15:57,212 --> 00:15:59,383
that could happen to you.
You, too, Millie.
452
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,787
What are you talking about?
453
00:16:00,853 --> 00:16:02,524
I'm talking about the fact
that you could be free.
454
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:05,630
Free from
all this girly girl pixie crap.
455
00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:06,832
Why would we want that?
456
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,536
And what about
this sweet wand score?
457
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:11,240
Ugh, come on.
They're just brainwashing you
458
00:16:11,307 --> 00:16:12,877
with their wands
and their twirling
459
00:16:12,944 --> 00:16:16,217
�and their sparkle sprinkles.
�Sparkle sprinkles?! Where?
460
00:16:16,284 --> 00:16:18,354
�No. No sparkle sprinkles.
�Oh.
461
00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:20,960
Wait, you know
what you guys should do?
462
00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:22,196
Throw the wands in the pond.
463
00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:23,699
�What?
�Show them
464
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,970
that they don't get to tell you
that you can't come back
465
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:28,141
because you don't want
to come back.
466
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,312
Throw the wands in the pond.
467
00:16:30,378 --> 00:16:32,917
Huh.
I mean, it does rhyme.
468
00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:34,888
And an older kid
is telling us to do it.
469
00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:36,859
�Or at least larger?
�Thank you.
470
00:16:36,925 --> 00:16:39,396
Okay. Yeah. Maybe you're right.
And, also, you're perfect,
471
00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:41,033
and I think
I love you more than my mom.
472
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,037
So let's do this.
473
00:16:43,104 --> 00:16:45,075
�Attagirl!
�(growls)
474
00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:46,712
Ugh. We can't find Louise.
475
00:16:46,778 --> 00:16:48,516
We can't find a bathroom.
Dang it, I'm gonna pee.
476
00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:51,254
�Cover me.
�Nobody's peeing here.
477
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,391
That's just a tiny river.
478
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,030
(gasps) There they are.
Wait, what are they doing?
479
00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:57,901
LOUISE:
Wands in the pond on three.
480
00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:00,338
Oh, my God. No!
Uh, stopping midstream.
481
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:03,211
Okay, sort of stopped.
Louise! No, no!
482
00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:05,482
No wands in ponds!
No wands in ponds!
483
00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:10,893
Louise, stop. You can't throw
the wands in the pond.
484
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,964
�Who are you guys?
�I'm her sister.
485
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,636
And she's my sister.
It's complicated.
486
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,840
�Why is your skirt like that?
�Don't worry about it.
487
00:17:17,907 --> 00:17:20,378
Louise, you're gonna get
all these little kids banned.
488
00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:22,984
That's the point, Tina.
I'm freeing them
489
00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:24,955
from all this girly girl�ness.
490
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,290
Are we doing this?
Are we doing this?
491
00:17:26,357 --> 00:17:27,426
Come on.
(growls)
492
00:17:27,492 --> 00:17:29,430
�I guess?
�No. Little girls,
493
00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,535
don't. Uh... Oh, look at me.
494
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:34,139
�I'm twirling.
�Oh, God. I want to twirl.
495
00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:37,212
�No. Resist the twirl.
�Maybe just a little twirl?
496
00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:40,553
�No.
�Also, what about this split?
497
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,289
Linda? How, uh...
498
00:17:42,356 --> 00:17:44,326
�How you doing in there?
�LINDA: Fine.
499
00:17:44,393 --> 00:17:46,497
How's the restaurant?
Is it fun?
500
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,702
�Uh�huh.
�Bob, let me jump in here.
501
00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:52,744
You know, as a wise man named
Charles Brown famously said,
502
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,748
�good grief.
�Huh? What?
503
00:17:54,814 --> 00:17:57,185
What I'm saying is
I think you need to do
504
00:17:57,252 --> 00:17:58,689
some good grieving right now.
505
00:17:58,756 --> 00:18:01,628
Seems like you never got
to say goodbye to Bottle Cap,
506
00:18:01,695 --> 00:18:02,664
but here's your chance.
507
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,834
For the next, uh,
two and a half minutes.
508
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:08,341
Say goodbye to the flowers
as if it's the real Bottle Cap?
509
00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:09,878
Seems kind of ridiculous.
510
00:18:09,944 --> 00:18:12,583
�Well, why don't you just try...
�LINDA (crying): Oh, Bottle Cap!
511
00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:13,952
Why did you leave me?
512
00:18:14,019 --> 00:18:17,325
Why? Why?
513
00:18:17,392 --> 00:18:19,698
�Oh, God. So dizzy.
�I feel great.
514
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:20,966
Okay, how about this?
515
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,570
Just hand over the wands,
nice and easy,
516
00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:24,607
and I'll give 'em back,
and you guys won't be banned.
517
00:18:24,674 --> 00:18:27,880
�Yay. Great plan.
�Tina, I'm helping them.
518
00:18:27,947 --> 00:18:29,283
But they like this stuff,
Louise.
519
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:31,320
�No, they don't.
�Pretty sure they do.
520
00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:33,491
�But I don't like it.
�So?
521
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:36,631
Well, why? Why don't I like it?
522
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,671
Why have I never liked
any of this stuff?
523
00:18:39,738 --> 00:18:41,742
�What do you mean?
�I mean... Ugh.
524
00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:44,079
I don't know.
Is something wrong with me?
525
00:18:44,146 --> 00:18:46,685
Am I not being a girl right
or something?
526
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,589
What? Louise, it's fine
that you don't like it.
527
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:50,258
It doesn't mean
anything's wrong with you.
528
00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:52,630
I mean, you like your stuff,
like your Burobu cards,
529
00:18:52,697 --> 00:18:54,133
and they like
their pixie princess stuff.
530
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,370
Everyone can just like
what they like
531
00:18:56,437 --> 00:18:58,407
and be who they are,
and that's okay.
532
00:18:58,474 --> 00:19:00,579
Really?
Miss I Have to Be Pretty?
533
00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:02,517
�That's your last name?
�PIXIE PRINCESS QUEEN: Freeze,
534
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:03,986
�pixie wand thieves.
�TINA: Oh, no.
535
00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:05,054
Oh, yeah.
536
00:19:05,121 --> 00:19:06,457
And I'm not scared
of you anymore.
537
00:19:06,525 --> 00:19:08,461
I'm sorry to say
you are all disinvited to...
538
00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:11,000
(gnome voice):
Uh, I did it. Yeah, me,
539
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,070
the gnome's eviler,
540
00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:15,643
nonrhyming cousin, Gnom�a.
541
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:16,645
�What?
�You are?
542
00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:19,818
Yep. I, uh, tried to put
these pixies
543
00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:20,986
under an evil spell
544
00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:23,024
so they'd throw the wands
in the pond.
545
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,028
I was just gonna ruin things
for them
546
00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:27,332
'cause of, I guess,
my own issues.
547
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,537
But, yeah, they wouldn't do it.
548
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:31,975
Well, thank you
for your honesty,
549
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:32,977
cousin Gnom�a.
550
00:19:33,044 --> 00:19:35,883
So she was an undercover
evil gnome all along?
551
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,522
We should have taken her out
while we had the chance.
552
00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:42,195
Uh, anyway,
this one tried to stop me.
553
00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:43,364
�I did?
�Big�time.
554
00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:45,034
You should
probably reinstate her
555
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,205
and have her knighted
or something.
556
00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,474
Not sure how this all works.
557
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,546
Well, no pixies left behind.
558
00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:52,415
�I'll consider it.
�What?!
559
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:55,054
�Yes!
�So, these are yours?
560
00:19:55,121 --> 00:19:56,591
�You know what, I'll take those.
�Yep.
561
00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:59,797
Yep. Cool by me.
So, I got to go.
562
00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:01,668
Bye. Gnome�ing away.
563
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:02,904
Um, us, too. Bye.
564
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,339
Good luck with your jean jacket!
565
00:20:04,406 --> 00:20:06,176
LINDA:
And I'm sorry that I bought a hot dog
566
00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:08,916
from that hot dog truck
the very next day.
567
00:20:08,982 --> 00:20:10,318
I love you, Bottle Cap.
568
00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:13,190
I'll see you in heaven.
I know all dogs go there.
569
00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:14,527
Goodbye.
570
00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:17,332
Oh, my God, that feels good.
Is there time
571
00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:18,735
for me to pretend
the flower dog's
572
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,606
my eighth grade teacher
who got hit by a milk truck?
573
00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:22,309
�Good God, Lin.
�Ooh, sorry.
574
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,549
�I got to get going.
�It's fine. She and I weren't that close.
575
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:27,787
Oh, now I got to poop
for real. I got to go.
576
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:30,960
I'm proud of what you did
back there, Louise.
577
00:20:31,026 --> 00:20:33,464
Would this be an appropriate
time to say "you go, girl"?
578
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,667
�Probably not.
�Got it.
579
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,771
�But thanks. And, Tina?
�Yeah?
580
00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:38,842
About this whole
"am I pretty" thing,
581
00:20:38,909 --> 00:20:40,779
which I still think
is stupid, but...
582
00:20:40,846 --> 00:20:43,819
I just want to say
I like looking at you.
583
00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:46,558
I think, you know,
your face holes
584
00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:47,927
are in really good spots.
585
00:20:47,994 --> 00:20:50,833
And if you're not pretty,
then I don't know what is.
586
00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:51,935
Aw. Thanks, Louise.
587
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,172
Anyone have anything nice
to say about my holes?
588
00:20:54,239 --> 00:20:56,678
�They're great.
�They're good. They're good. �Thank you.
589
00:20:56,745 --> 00:20:58,548
Now, who wants to carry me
like a baby
590
00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:00,552
the rest of the way home?
Fight over it. Go!
591
00:21:00,619 --> 00:21:04,961
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Bottle Cap Two ♪
592
00:21:06,463 --> 00:21:10,806
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Bottle Cap Two ♪
593
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,346
♪ I'm gonna take care of you
so you'll live forever ♪
594
00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:17,920
♪ I haven't looked it up, but
I'm pretty sure it's possible ♪
595
00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,692
♪ I got to take care of you
so you'll live forever ♪
596
00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:23,899
♪ I haven't looked it up, but
I'm pretty sure it's possible ♪
597
00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:28,307
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Bottle Cap Two ♪
598
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,944
Aw, it's like the sequel.
599
00:21:30,011 --> 00:21:33,685
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Bottle Cap Two. ♪
600
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:34,887
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