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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,198 --> 00:00:41,198 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:04,667 Twenty years. 3 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:08,917 Twenty years of slaving away so my family wants for nothing. 4 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,583 I never counted the hours. Why not? 5 00:01:12,792 --> 00:01:15,083 You tell me. Why not? 6 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:19,250 Work to home, home to work... Not a single affair. 7 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:23,042 I never moved an inch. Nothing! 8 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,250 I'm a model citizen. 9 00:01:27,958 --> 00:01:31,208 I don't smoke, seldom drink, 10 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,875 I recycle my waste... 11 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,667 I even bought the Enfoirés album. 12 00:01:37,501 --> 00:01:41,251 I say all this so you won't judge me by what you see. 13 00:01:43,626 --> 00:01:45,209 Yep, it's all my fault. 14 00:01:46,751 --> 00:01:49,418 And it can happen to any one of us. 15 00:01:49,626 --> 00:01:50,793 Anyone. 16 00:01:54,001 --> 00:01:57,709 But I'd rather you judged that for yourself. 17 00:02:03,001 --> 00:02:07,001 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 18 00:02:31,709 --> 00:02:33,459 {\an8}Mom, where are my flowery socks? 19 00:02:33,626 --> 00:02:35,251 {\an8}Second drawer! 20 00:02:55,294 --> 00:02:57,460 {\an8}Come and get it, kids! 21 00:02:58,127 --> 00:03:00,335 Breakfast! 22 00:03:00,502 --> 00:03:01,419 Quit yelling! 23 00:03:02,252 --> 00:03:03,210 There you go, Jojo. 24 00:03:03,419 --> 00:03:05,294 - He's a real pain. - You too. 25 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:08,169 Arthur keeps filching my Stan Smiths! 26 00:03:08,377 --> 00:03:10,169 Quit yelling, first thing! 27 00:03:10,377 --> 00:03:12,210 You've got feet like Gollum! 28 00:03:12,419 --> 00:03:13,294 I can't take it. 29 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:16,335 It can't be me, they wouldn't fit. 30 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,044 Stop lying! 31 00:03:18,544 --> 00:03:21,335 So I'm a liar now? You two are always arguing! 32 00:03:21,544 --> 00:03:23,252 Give me my toast! 33 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,377 Don't touch me, Maxime! 34 00:03:25,585 --> 00:03:26,919 Are you quite done? 35 00:03:27,127 --> 00:03:29,044 Bon appétit, my darlings. 36 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:32,169 Honey, can you help me out with this contract? 37 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:35,419 No school for me, I'm going back to Auntie's wedding. 38 00:03:35,585 --> 00:03:37,627 Stop it, that was two weeks ago. 39 00:03:37,835 --> 00:03:39,835 She'll remarry in a year or two! 40 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:41,919 Arthur, don't say that! 41 00:03:42,085 --> 00:03:44,335 It's true! I've been to two of her weddings. 42 00:03:44,502 --> 00:03:45,669 When's the third? 43 00:03:45,835 --> 00:03:47,627 Soon, Auntie's hot to trot. 44 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,002 What's "hot to trot"? 45 00:03:50,045 --> 00:03:52,586 Honey? You explain it. 46 00:03:52,753 --> 00:03:54,003 Hot to trot... 47 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:56,878 means you're in a big hurry. 48 00:03:57,045 --> 00:03:57,961 OK. 49 00:03:58,128 --> 00:03:59,253 You'll see to it? 50 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:01,711 - Where's your company lawyer? - On vacation. 51 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,295 Weren't you a lawyer? 52 00:04:03,461 --> 00:04:04,795 In another life. 53 00:04:04,961 --> 00:04:06,003 Why did you stop? 54 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:08,378 I got fed up of paunchy businessmen. 55 00:04:08,545 --> 00:04:10,545 I wanted to take care of Batman. 56 00:04:10,711 --> 00:04:12,336 Come on, hurry up. 57 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,253 Why, are you hot to trot? 58 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,044 No, but I want you to be at school on time. 59 00:04:17,253 --> 00:04:19,419 You've got 20 minutes. Come on! 60 00:04:20,086 --> 00:04:21,878 Have a nice day, Dad! 61 00:04:22,086 --> 00:04:24,336 - You too, kids. - See you later! 62 00:04:26,336 --> 00:04:27,295 Quit yelling! 63 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,670 You understand what he says? 64 00:04:30,878 --> 00:04:32,711 Sure. Nah-nah-nah is easy. 65 00:04:33,128 --> 00:04:35,170 - Hi, Maria. - Hello! 66 00:04:35,795 --> 00:04:38,628 Hello, Mr Antoine! Haven't seen you in ages. 67 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:41,295 Which means I'm late. What happened to you? 68 00:04:41,461 --> 00:04:42,336 How so? 69 00:04:42,503 --> 00:04:43,461 You're limping. 70 00:04:43,628 --> 00:04:44,920 I have a short leg. 71 00:04:45,086 --> 00:04:46,920 Yeah? Since when? 72 00:04:47,128 --> 00:04:49,961 I've had it since birth, Mr Antoine. 73 00:04:50,128 --> 00:04:51,545 Well, bravo! 74 00:04:51,711 --> 00:04:52,628 I didn't know. 75 00:04:52,836 --> 00:04:56,629 Honey, she's worked for us for seven years. 76 00:04:57,796 --> 00:05:00,962 Remember to look at that contract. 77 00:05:02,712 --> 00:05:04,671 - What was that? - Nah-nah-nah! 78 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:07,462 I'll send you my invoice later. 79 00:05:07,629 --> 00:05:09,712 How about I pay you in kind? 80 00:05:09,879 --> 00:05:12,087 Four kids all day? It'll cost a bomb. 81 00:05:12,254 --> 00:05:13,671 Lucky you don't count me. 82 00:05:14,254 --> 00:05:15,671 For you, it's free. 83 00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:18,212 I love you. 84 00:05:20,296 --> 00:05:22,837 Siri, how long for me to get to work? 85 00:05:23,046 --> 00:05:26,921 Alright, Antoine, I'll calculate the time to your office. 86 00:05:27,546 --> 00:05:30,337 It will take you 25 minutes. 87 00:05:30,546 --> 00:05:31,421 Great! 88 00:05:31,587 --> 00:05:33,337 Have a nice day, Antoine. 89 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,879 Mom, not while I'm in the bathroom! 90 00:05:40,087 --> 00:05:41,421 Sorry, sorry. 91 00:05:43,546 --> 00:05:46,462 Mom, I've got a headache, I can't go to school. 92 00:05:46,629 --> 00:05:49,962 Go down, I'll give you some meds. And feed the fish! 93 00:05:50,129 --> 00:05:52,587 - Yes, Mom! - I'll be right back, Jojo. 94 00:05:52,796 --> 00:05:54,712 Mom, where's the iPad? 95 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:56,462 - Coffee table. - Thanks! 96 00:05:56,629 --> 00:05:58,504 Mom, there's no hot water! 97 00:05:59,337 --> 00:06:01,587 - Maria, I put a wash on. - Very well, ma'am. 98 00:06:01,754 --> 00:06:04,380 I declared 30 hours for you this month. 99 00:06:04,547 --> 00:06:06,047 That's great, ma'am. 100 00:06:06,213 --> 00:06:09,005 Mom, there's nothing on the coffee table. 101 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:10,338 Maybe the sofa? 102 00:06:14,338 --> 00:06:15,588 Here I come! 103 00:06:17,005 --> 00:06:19,047 I'm throwing a bomb. 104 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,255 Here, young lady. 105 00:06:22,463 --> 00:06:25,255 You should have said to check the sideboard. 106 00:06:25,463 --> 00:06:28,380 If you can play video games, you can't be sick. 107 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:29,588 I am a bit. 108 00:06:29,797 --> 00:06:31,797 Mom, where's my schoolbag? 109 00:06:32,005 --> 00:06:34,547 - I brought it down. - You should have said! 110 00:06:38,422 --> 00:06:41,755 - I never touch your Instagram. - Liar, I can tell! 111 00:06:41,963 --> 00:06:43,380 So don't leave it open. 112 00:06:43,588 --> 00:06:46,130 - I don't! - You don't know anything. 113 00:06:46,338 --> 00:06:47,713 Yes I do! 114 00:06:47,922 --> 00:06:51,422 I won't be back before lunch, I have to see a few people. 115 00:06:52,047 --> 00:06:54,463 See you later. Hurry, kids! 116 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:55,880 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 117 00:07:12,256 --> 00:07:14,006 Lovely car, Mr Mercier. 118 00:07:14,173 --> 00:07:17,131 Oh no, not him. Not at 8.28am! 119 00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:18,256 About the AC. 120 00:07:18,464 --> 00:07:21,631 48 of our workers want it turned down a notch. 121 00:07:21,798 --> 00:07:25,881 Did you read the report on the dangers of overusing AC? 122 00:07:26,089 --> 00:07:27,381 I sent it to you. 123 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:30,131 I had an email from Hélène Girard... 124 00:07:31,089 --> 00:07:32,631 who has a persistent cough. 125 00:07:32,839 --> 00:07:33,756 No need, thanks. 126 00:07:33,964 --> 00:07:36,673 It's important, we need to sort it out. 127 00:07:36,881 --> 00:07:39,881 I wanted to give you my reassessment of days off 128 00:07:40,089 --> 00:07:43,589 when I got here at 7.58 on the dot but you weren't here 129 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:45,506 so I sent it by Intranet. 130 00:07:45,714 --> 00:07:50,006 Yes... Could you shift that rabbit? It's blocking the entrance. 131 00:07:50,173 --> 00:07:50,964 Of course! 132 00:07:54,464 --> 00:07:56,673 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 133 00:07:56,839 --> 00:07:59,256 - Hello, Mr Mercier. - Hello, Camille. 134 00:07:59,464 --> 00:08:01,548 - Hello, Christine. - Hello, Mr Mercier. 135 00:08:01,756 --> 00:08:04,631 Tell Gaudin I want his proposals by lunch. 136 00:08:04,839 --> 00:08:08,256 And Lacaze can use sales staff to set up his Karsher stand. 137 00:08:08,423 --> 00:08:09,756 Thanks, Christine. 138 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:13,464 I need a conference call with Paris regarding regional strategy. 139 00:08:13,673 --> 00:08:17,799 Write me a letter to the union rep, he keeps collaring me about the AC 140 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,215 or water fountain. 141 00:08:19,424 --> 00:08:20,465 Didier Richaud. 142 00:08:20,632 --> 00:08:22,590 The one who goes on about Intranet. 143 00:08:22,757 --> 00:08:25,299 - Yes, Didier Richaud! - Oh, Christine... 144 00:08:28,632 --> 00:08:32,589 Next time, lock the door when Chassagne's grandson comes. 145 00:08:32,757 --> 00:08:34,214 The mess he made! 146 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:37,049 I know! Good thing you could replace the glass. 147 00:08:37,214 --> 00:08:38,924 - Good thing. - Your coffee. 148 00:08:39,089 --> 00:08:40,299 Thanks, Christine. 149 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:54,924 There. 150 00:08:56,382 --> 00:08:59,632 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 151 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,174 It isn't even sunny! 152 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:13,757 Hello, Mr Dicaprio. 153 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,090 Hello, girls. 154 00:09:18,715 --> 00:09:19,924 Ridiculous. 155 00:09:21,424 --> 00:09:22,425 I'm back! 156 00:09:23,841 --> 00:09:24,883 Shit. 157 00:09:28,008 --> 00:09:29,466 Barbecue this weekend? 158 00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:32,591 I'll tell you about our honeymoon! 159 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:37,841 Stop it, Maxime! 160 00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:39,258 You suck, Chloé! 161 00:09:39,466 --> 00:09:41,966 - Go play somewhere else! - Arthur's in love! 162 00:09:42,175 --> 00:09:44,508 - It's smoky. - It's a barbecue! 163 00:09:44,716 --> 00:09:46,300 - Your wife's? - Yes, a hairdryer. 164 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,341 Come on, Jojo! 165 00:09:53,716 --> 00:09:56,091 I love being on vacation. 166 00:09:56,258 --> 00:09:59,383 After the honeymoon, I'm already planning another trip. 167 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:02,675 I know what my next destination is: Mikonos. 168 00:10:02,841 --> 00:10:05,258 I saw a friend's Instagram photos. 169 00:10:05,425 --> 00:10:06,633 Looks am-az-ing! 170 00:10:07,716 --> 00:10:08,966 We were meant to go. 171 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,675 We'd even booked it. 172 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:11,508 And? 173 00:10:12,841 --> 00:10:14,966 I got pregnant with Arthur. 174 00:10:15,133 --> 00:10:18,716 Maxime! Antoine, stop him with that hose! 175 00:10:20,091 --> 00:10:21,383 Cut it out, Maxime! 176 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:24,175 Come on, Jojo, one last spoonful for Mommy. 177 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:29,092 Well, I'd better get changed. 178 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:31,509 Oh yes, it was in 2007. 179 00:10:31,676 --> 00:10:35,217 No, 2007 was Ibiza! Don't you remember? 180 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:38,509 I gatecrashed Pauline's trip. Then stole her boyfriend. 181 00:10:38,676 --> 00:10:41,884 - Oh yes, the Hungarian. - No, the millionaire. 182 00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:44,426 He threw that party for my 30th. 183 00:10:44,634 --> 00:10:47,092 No, I couldn't come, I was having Chloé. 184 00:10:48,592 --> 00:10:50,884 - Jimmy, that's it! - Kiki. 185 00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:53,342 No, Jimmy, not Kiki. 186 00:10:53,509 --> 00:10:55,051 - Did he say Kiki? - Yes. 187 00:10:55,217 --> 00:10:56,801 Kiki means pee. 188 00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:59,092 That's great that you asked. 189 00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:02,717 Auntie couldn't know. I'll be right back. 190 00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:07,301 Ah Jimmy, the king of the bedroom. 191 00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:11,467 - Off with you. - Kiki! 192 00:11:11,634 --> 00:11:13,884 Your Jojo is pretty well built. 193 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,676 - You're mental! - It was an accident! 194 00:11:18,884 --> 00:11:19,884 It really hurt. 195 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:22,384 Hey, Auntie, are you hot to trot? 196 00:11:22,592 --> 00:11:23,967 Enough! Now go. 197 00:11:24,134 --> 00:11:27,467 You'll be lucky to find a girl like me! 198 00:11:28,051 --> 00:11:31,092 Dad says to lay the table, it's almost ready. 199 00:11:35,635 --> 00:11:36,635 OK! 200 00:11:37,302 --> 00:11:39,427 Despite having four kids, 201 00:11:39,593 --> 00:11:43,677 and a crazy schedule, you never complain and we all benefit! 202 00:11:43,885 --> 00:11:45,010 Thanks. 203 00:11:45,177 --> 00:11:48,260 Plus all the work you do... Let's raise a glass 204 00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:49,927 to congratulate you. 205 00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:52,343 Antoine, bravo! 206 00:11:52,552 --> 00:11:54,635 The best chipolatas ever! 207 00:11:54,802 --> 00:11:57,593 And I'll raise a glass to the newlyweds. 208 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,552 There. And to my chipolatas! 209 00:12:00,968 --> 00:12:02,010 Bravo! 210 00:12:02,718 --> 00:12:04,510 Come on, everyone. 211 00:12:04,677 --> 00:12:06,010 To the chipolatas! 212 00:12:06,677 --> 00:12:09,302 Emma, why are you clapping? You're eating pasta. 213 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,177 - I want pasta too! - Quit yelling! 214 00:12:11,343 --> 00:12:13,968 Slow sugars. She has a tennis match later, 215 00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:16,593 to qualify for the regional Masters. 216 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,635 Wow! 217 00:12:17,802 --> 00:12:20,718 - We're focused on it, right, honey? - Sure, Dad. 218 00:12:20,885 --> 00:12:22,677 Why don't our kids do sport? 219 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,093 I do sport! 220 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:28,135 Chloé does dance, Maxime does judo, Arthur used to do basketball 221 00:12:28,302 --> 00:12:29,177 but gave up. 222 00:12:29,343 --> 00:12:30,760 You did? And you let him? 223 00:12:30,927 --> 00:12:35,218 That's a mistake. Emma wanted to quit tennis when she was 13. 224 00:12:35,385 --> 00:12:36,802 We kept her at it. 225 00:12:36,968 --> 00:12:39,635 She's all the happier for it. Right? 226 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,761 You're a happy girl, aren't you? 227 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,969 See, honey? You put them in the wrong school. 228 00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:48,803 The right school is soooo important. 229 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,428 School is so important. 230 00:12:52,469 --> 00:12:55,553 I can't stand to be next to you! Arthur, switch places. 231 00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:57,469 No, no. 232 00:12:57,636 --> 00:12:59,344 No? But that's my place. 233 00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:01,053 Well, I'm here now. 234 00:13:01,219 --> 00:13:03,594 - Who do you think you are? - I'm your elder! 235 00:13:03,761 --> 00:13:04,886 Are you kidding? 236 00:13:05,053 --> 00:13:08,469 Mom doesn't take Auntie's place every time she gets up. 237 00:13:08,636 --> 00:13:09,844 Now move! 238 00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:11,469 In your dreams! 239 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:13,719 Eat up the chipolatas. 240 00:13:13,886 --> 00:13:15,178 What did you say? 241 00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:18,178 Being an elder brother doesn't give him rights. 242 00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:21,094 I'm not the eldest, Audrey is the big sister. 243 00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:22,761 You look much older, Mom! 244 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,053 Are you crazy?! 245 00:13:26,719 --> 00:13:27,886 Honestly! 246 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,594 - What are you doing? - I thought we wanted to make love. 247 00:13:45,761 --> 00:13:47,053 "We"? 248 00:13:55,512 --> 00:13:57,220 Something wrong, honey? 249 00:13:57,429 --> 00:14:00,304 I can tell you need a massage. 250 00:14:00,512 --> 00:14:01,595 No, I'm fine. 251 00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:03,220 I'm just tired. 252 00:14:03,429 --> 00:14:04,304 She's tired. 253 00:14:11,845 --> 00:14:13,012 Something wrong? 254 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,179 My love, what's the matter? 255 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,804 Why do I look older than my sister? 256 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,137 So that's it! Skip it, kids talk garbage. 257 00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:31,220 Your sister's just tanned, so obviously, she... 258 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:32,887 Why aren't I tanned? 259 00:14:33,929 --> 00:14:36,387 That's to do with... 260 00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:40,054 pigmentation. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 261 00:14:40,262 --> 00:14:42,804 I'm not tanned because instead of vacationing, 262 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,429 I make breakfast, dinner, 263 00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:47,595 change Joseph seven times a day, 264 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,262 run around for you all, 265 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:53,095 do the kids' homework, then at night, 266 00:14:53,304 --> 00:14:56,805 put on sexy nightwear so my husband has the hots for me. 267 00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:58,013 Well... 268 00:14:59,721 --> 00:15:02,430 That works extremely well, let me tell you. 269 00:15:03,013 --> 00:15:04,971 I want a standing ovation too! 270 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,971 Is that what annoyed you? 271 00:15:07,138 --> 00:15:08,055 Is it? 272 00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:12,430 The applause was for us, for our hospitality. For you too. 273 00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:14,221 Especially your kebabs. 274 00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,305 Chipolatas, not kebabs. 275 00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:19,180 Much more difficult to do. 276 00:15:19,388 --> 00:15:21,055 And mine were very tender. 277 00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:23,971 Unlike you. 278 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:27,846 I don't know what's wrong with you but it isn't my fault. 279 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,180 So... good night. 280 00:15:33,846 --> 00:15:35,430 See you tomorrow. 281 00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:41,055 I'm sick of having no time for myself, like my sister has. 282 00:15:41,263 --> 00:15:44,263 For me, it's the kids, always the kids... 283 00:15:44,471 --> 00:15:45,346 Oh come on. 284 00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:49,763 Once you've dropped them at school, you've got all day. 285 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:52,930 - Are you serious? - It's a question of organization. 286 00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:56,180 You're home by 9am at the latest. 287 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,138 You've got till 5pm to do whatever you like. 288 00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:01,222 - Right? - 4.30. 289 00:16:01,389 --> 00:16:03,764 OK, 4.30. 290 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,181 Meanwhile, where am I all day? 291 00:16:06,389 --> 00:16:08,389 At the office, much less fun. 292 00:16:08,556 --> 00:16:09,931 But I don't complain. 293 00:16:10,389 --> 00:16:13,514 I can pick the bread up if it makes things easier. 294 00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:20,347 Frankly I'd swap places with you in a heartbeat. 295 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:22,847 Really? 296 00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:25,472 You want to swap places? 297 00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:28,722 Of course. 298 00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,056 Fine. 299 00:16:31,681 --> 00:16:33,264 Good night, honey. 300 00:16:44,514 --> 00:16:46,597 They want to try clothing. 301 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,722 That's interesting, Dicaprio. Produced where? 302 00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:53,097 Good question, Mr Chassagne. 303 00:16:53,264 --> 00:16:54,431 Bangladesh. Guess why. 304 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,722 To minimize costs, of course. 305 00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:59,514 - Is Sarah well? - Fine, she sends her best. 306 00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:03,222 How's that little scoundrel, your grandson? 307 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,639 In hospital. Bronchiolitis. 308 00:17:07,223 --> 00:17:09,098 - Mr Chassagne. - A problem? 309 00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:12,890 It's the cleaner we hired two weeks ago. 310 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,890 What did she steal? 311 00:17:15,056 --> 00:17:16,973 Some wing nuts, sir. 312 00:17:17,598 --> 00:17:19,056 Wing nuts, François. 313 00:17:19,265 --> 00:17:20,431 Did she take many? 314 00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:21,681 Four. 315 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:25,390 A box of six costs 3.45 euros, so the value is 2 euros. 316 00:17:26,015 --> 00:17:27,056 2.30 euros. 317 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:31,307 Well, with the right kind of warning... 318 00:17:31,473 --> 00:17:35,598 Excuse me, I know HR is your department 319 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:38,348 but this calls for zero tolerance. 320 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,932 She's young, if we don't come down hard, she'll do it again. 321 00:17:43,098 --> 00:17:45,390 Today, four wing nuts. What next? 322 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:49,723 25 cubic meters of mortar? Is that what you want, Antoine? 323 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:53,848 No, when I say "warning", I intend to take measures. 324 00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:56,390 Maybe a two-day suspension. 325 00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:58,140 Two? Four, I say! 326 00:17:58,348 --> 00:18:00,265 With no pay. Mr Chassagne? 327 00:18:00,473 --> 00:18:01,432 Perfect! 328 00:18:01,598 --> 00:18:04,057 One week, without pay. 329 00:18:04,265 --> 00:18:07,432 - And deduct the cost of 100 wing nuts. - That's better! 330 00:18:07,598 --> 00:18:10,848 500! And suspend her for a month. 331 00:18:11,015 --> 00:18:13,058 Two months and 1000 nuts. 332 00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:15,599 2000. And a 3-month suspension. 333 00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:17,558 3500 nuts. 334 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:18,891 - 10,000. - 20,000. 335 00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:19,891 50,000 nuts! 336 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,474 - 75,000. - 100,000! 337 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:24,849 Impossible, that's more than our complete stock! 338 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,558 Let's be sensible. 339 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:30,266 Antoine, don't beat about the bush, just fire her. 340 00:18:30,474 --> 00:18:34,224 Assume your responsibilities, be a man! 341 00:18:34,391 --> 00:18:38,058 It's tough but we have no choice. It's her or us. 342 00:18:38,224 --> 00:18:40,183 - Her or us. - Of course. 343 00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:43,391 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 344 00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:46,933 Say, Dicaprio, are you any relation to the actor? 345 00:18:47,141 --> 00:18:49,808 We share a few Sicilian cousins. 346 00:18:50,016 --> 00:18:52,849 - There's a family resemblance. - So I'm told! 347 00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:58,433 He's a typical know-all, who never listens. 348 00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:00,016 You could slap him. 349 00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:02,933 Forget work, honey, it'll do you good. 350 00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:05,849 Yes, yes, you're right. 351 00:19:06,016 --> 00:19:07,474 Good day, kids? 352 00:19:07,641 --> 00:19:10,808 No, Griezmann was injured playing for Barça. 353 00:19:10,974 --> 00:19:12,266 Doesn't he play for France? 354 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:14,141 His club is Barcelona. 355 00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:15,224 It's not hard! 356 00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:18,391 Since we're all here, I have an announcement. 357 00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:19,600 Football's crap. 358 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,809 You still like Mbappé on Instagram! 359 00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:25,267 I'm going to Mikonos, for ten days. 360 00:19:25,434 --> 00:19:27,642 He boasts about being called Dicaprio. 361 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,975 They have shared cousins. 362 00:19:30,809 --> 00:19:32,642 In Sardinia. Or is it Sicily? 363 00:19:33,809 --> 00:19:36,517 Well, don't say I didn't tell you. 364 00:19:36,684 --> 00:19:38,892 Yes... it's Sicily. 365 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,434 Is there any dessert? 366 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,350 Mom? What's for dessert? 367 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:49,225 So four people deny it but you insist that you told us! 368 00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:51,392 I just can't believe it! 369 00:19:52,642 --> 00:19:56,225 It's just for a few days. You went to Scotland a while back. 370 00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,600 Don't mix things up. 371 00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:02,100 Paul and I went salmon fishing but it was a seminar. 372 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,600 Totally different. 373 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:08,142 And you didn't even bring a kilt back. 374 00:20:08,309 --> 00:20:09,642 Pity. 375 00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,017 You could have worn it with nothing underneath. 376 00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:14,600 Don't, it isn't funny. 377 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:18,142 There is no "nothing underneath". Where are you going? 378 00:20:18,309 --> 00:20:23,142 Mikonos... I always wanted to visit the Cyclades with Audrey. 379 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,309 The Cyclades, yeah. 380 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,310 No. 381 00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:31,935 - You're all tense. -Yes, I'm tense! 382 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,726 You know I want the GM job. 383 00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:36,643 You ditch me just as Tom Cruise is moving in! 384 00:20:36,851 --> 00:20:37,935 It's not cool. 385 00:20:38,851 --> 00:20:41,060 It's just ten days, honey. 386 00:20:41,226 --> 00:20:43,393 Your promotion comes up in six months. 387 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,893 How am I going to manage? 388 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:49,351 You wanted to be in my shoes, so enjoy it. 389 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,143 Free from 9 till 5. 390 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,601 4.30. 391 00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:07,601 It's all here. Collect Maxime, drop him at judo with Camille. 392 00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:10,810 Then take Joseph for his DT-Polio booster 393 00:21:10,976 --> 00:21:13,518 before picking up Chloé and Anna. 394 00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:16,435 Maxime will be waiting for you at Léon's. 395 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,851 Remember to take Anna to her grandma's, near the bookshop 396 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,185 that stocks the manual Arthur needs. 397 00:21:22,351 --> 00:21:24,435 Evening meals are in the fridge. 398 00:21:24,601 --> 00:21:28,018 That was Monday, which is a quiet day. 399 00:21:28,185 --> 00:21:29,101 Now Tuesday... 400 00:21:30,768 --> 00:21:32,769 Antoine, what's wrong? 401 00:21:32,977 --> 00:21:35,561 No, I'm fine, it's just... 402 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,269 I'm just wondering what to tell the kids. 403 00:21:38,477 --> 00:21:39,894 They won't take it well. 404 00:21:40,061 --> 00:21:41,061 Seriously... 405 00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:43,686 - Bye, my love. - Enjoy your trip! 406 00:21:44,352 --> 00:21:45,894 Yes, ten days! 407 00:21:46,102 --> 00:21:48,852 Mom, can I have a party? 408 00:21:49,061 --> 00:21:50,394 Ask your dad. 409 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:52,019 We're on. 410 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,144 I said no! 411 00:21:53,352 --> 00:21:56,227 Saturday night? Relax, he'll say yes. 412 00:21:56,436 --> 00:21:58,019 I can hear you, I said no! 413 00:21:58,227 --> 00:22:01,644 Saturday's perfect. So... Yeah, great. 414 00:22:01,811 --> 00:22:04,852 The Greeks are small, not like Nikos. 415 00:22:05,061 --> 00:22:05,977 Max? 416 00:22:08,144 --> 00:22:10,436 My love, my darling. 417 00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:12,644 You can't go, Mom. 418 00:22:12,811 --> 00:22:15,644 Not ten days, ten minutes, or even ten seconds. 419 00:22:15,852 --> 00:22:16,977 Why not, honey? 420 00:22:17,186 --> 00:22:20,977 It's like a clock. With no pedals, it won't work. 421 00:22:21,144 --> 00:22:22,352 - Pedals? - Yes! 422 00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:23,769 The pendulum! 423 00:22:23,936 --> 00:22:25,686 Can I have a drone anyway? 424 00:22:26,602 --> 00:22:27,477 Yes! 425 00:22:27,936 --> 00:22:29,977 This vacation will do you good. 426 00:22:30,727 --> 00:22:31,769 Mom's leaving! 427 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:35,061 I'll add you to the moms' WhatsApp group. 428 00:22:35,269 --> 00:22:36,269 No need. 429 00:22:36,436 --> 00:22:38,437 - Plus the judo group... - No, no. 430 00:22:38,603 --> 00:22:40,395 I'll do the rest in the cab. 431 00:22:41,812 --> 00:22:43,145 - Bye, Mom. - Goodbye. 432 00:22:43,978 --> 00:22:45,228 Goodbye, Mom. 433 00:22:46,812 --> 00:22:47,728 Bye, Mom. 434 00:22:48,853 --> 00:22:49,770 Jojo! 435 00:22:54,353 --> 00:22:56,145 I'm going on a trip. 436 00:23:04,603 --> 00:23:05,728 I love you. 437 00:23:05,895 --> 00:23:06,895 I love you too. 438 00:23:07,062 --> 00:23:08,603 Enjoy yourself. 439 00:23:11,353 --> 00:23:12,562 I love you. 440 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,270 Help, moms, I need the poem they had to learn... 441 00:23:18,478 --> 00:23:20,978 - When is the maths test? - Thursday, last Geography class... 442 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,520 Kiki! 443 00:23:37,228 --> 00:23:38,103 Oh no! 444 00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:39,270 Kiki! 445 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,437 You're a big boy now, you can let me know! 446 00:23:44,646 --> 00:23:45,896 Damn! 447 00:23:46,104 --> 00:23:47,854 - You did that? - No, you did! 448 00:23:48,063 --> 00:23:50,229 - I didn't cut holes in your T-shirt! - He said you did! 449 00:23:50,438 --> 00:23:51,979 - It's you, then! - No! 450 00:23:52,146 --> 00:23:55,104 Then why is there no holes in his T-shirt? 451 00:23:55,271 --> 00:23:58,271 Bang-bang, come on! 452 00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:02,563 What's the matter now? You're dead! What are you going to do? 453 00:24:02,729 --> 00:24:04,271 Ooh, a machine gun! 454 00:24:04,438 --> 00:24:07,229 Dad, mind the zombies! 455 00:24:07,438 --> 00:24:09,479 - Maxime... - Boom, you're dead! 456 00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:12,271 Gimme a potion. 457 00:24:12,479 --> 00:24:14,438 - Tidy up afterwards. - Tidy up?! 458 00:24:24,646 --> 00:24:26,188 What are you doing? 459 00:24:30,229 --> 00:24:31,729 Go get dressed! 460 00:24:32,563 --> 00:24:34,354 Get up, boys, we're late. 461 00:24:34,563 --> 00:24:37,771 Come on, get up. Get dressed, kids. 462 00:24:38,396 --> 00:24:41,188 Breakfast, a pee, and off we go. 463 00:24:42,646 --> 00:24:45,146 We leave in 40 minutes, starting now. Ouch! 464 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,230 Quick, get dressed, I said. 465 00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:02,855 So where's breakfast? 466 00:25:03,022 --> 00:25:05,022 Chill, the coffee and toasts are on. 467 00:25:05,189 --> 00:25:06,189 Ah, great. 468 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,314 Great! Just throw everything. 469 00:25:19,189 --> 00:25:21,022 Could you...? No. 470 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:27,147 - What time does school start? - 8.45. 471 00:25:27,314 --> 00:25:30,147 Perfect... Fuck! 472 00:25:36,397 --> 00:25:39,105 - Was it on max? - Dunno, I just put bread in. 473 00:25:40,064 --> 00:25:40,939 Oh no! 474 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,189 What did you do with the coffee? 475 00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,814 I put coffee and water in. 476 00:25:54,022 --> 00:25:55,480 Into the same vessel? 477 00:25:56,939 --> 00:25:58,440 Do you ever make breakfast? 478 00:25:59,106 --> 00:26:00,981 No, Mom usually does it. 479 00:26:01,731 --> 00:26:03,690 What's going on?! 480 00:26:03,898 --> 00:26:06,065 Come on, boys, get up! 481 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,690 I don't get it, when Mom says get to it, you do. 482 00:26:16,856 --> 00:26:17,898 Your mom? 483 00:26:18,106 --> 00:26:21,898 Don't act smart, just get up. Come on! 484 00:26:22,065 --> 00:26:25,273 On with a T-shirt, off with the crocodile suit. 485 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,106 It's a dinosaur, not a crocodile. 486 00:26:28,273 --> 00:26:31,190 Come on, hurry. There you go. 487 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:32,481 Help me out here! 488 00:26:33,273 --> 00:26:36,231 You finish off. See you in the kitchen, we're late. 489 00:26:37,148 --> 00:26:38,148 Move it! 490 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:49,565 From now on, it's a single menu. 491 00:26:50,231 --> 00:26:51,856 - That's breakfast. - But my eggs? 492 00:26:52,023 --> 00:26:54,440 - My Nutella? - My melba toast? 493 00:27:00,856 --> 00:27:02,023 What's that smell? 494 00:27:03,398 --> 00:27:06,149 "Gnagna"? Is that like Kiki, only bigger? 495 00:27:10,607 --> 00:27:12,191 That's one big Gnagna. 496 00:27:14,024 --> 00:27:16,899 - Quit yelling! - You're yelling too! 497 00:27:17,107 --> 00:27:19,232 Don't act smart, you took my Stan Smiths! 498 00:27:19,441 --> 00:27:21,316 Quit saying that! 499 00:27:22,232 --> 00:27:23,941 Come on, hurry up, kids! 500 00:27:24,149 --> 00:27:26,024 - Last one in the car is a loser! - Shut up! 501 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,691 You're not funny, Arthur! 502 00:27:31,899 --> 00:27:33,191 Neither are you. Hello, Maria! 503 00:27:33,399 --> 00:27:36,107 - Have a good day, kids! - You too, Maria! 504 00:27:38,732 --> 00:27:40,816 - Hello, Mr Antoine! - Maria. 505 00:27:40,982 --> 00:27:42,899 Hi, are you better? Anyway... 506 00:27:43,107 --> 00:27:46,191 Say, Maria, could you come every day this week? 507 00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:48,899 Sure, you just need to tell the CESU. 508 00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:50,607 CESU? What's that? 509 00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:53,024 My employment services contract. 510 00:27:53,191 --> 00:27:55,399 Ah, that, OK. 511 00:27:56,232 --> 00:27:58,857 Don't worry, I do contracts all day. 512 00:27:59,024 --> 00:28:00,732 - So, every day? - Yes. 513 00:28:01,649 --> 00:28:04,107 No need to tell Isabelle. 514 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,107 I'll tell her myself. 515 00:28:07,566 --> 00:28:09,649 - OK, Mr Antoine! - Can I get past? 516 00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:12,692 Have a nice day. 517 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,983 Into the car, kids, quick! 518 00:28:19,608 --> 00:28:22,483 - New username. - What would you like me to call you? 519 00:28:22,692 --> 00:28:23,692 Big Pee-pee! 520 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:26,192 Got it. Your new username is Big Pee-pee. 521 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,275 I'll tell Dad you changed it. 522 00:28:28,483 --> 00:28:30,275 I'll tell Mom you broke her vase. 523 00:28:30,483 --> 00:28:31,442 You ripped her coat. 524 00:28:31,650 --> 00:28:33,483 You drew a moustache on the photo of Maria. 525 00:28:33,692 --> 00:28:35,942 - You flushed her necklace! - You microwaved the hamster. 526 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,317 You peed in Gran's handbag. 527 00:28:37,525 --> 00:28:39,233 Maxime swam in the aquarium. 528 00:28:39,442 --> 00:28:41,192 What? You did? 529 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,483 I did not! 530 00:28:42,692 --> 00:28:43,817 You're such a liar. 531 00:28:44,025 --> 00:28:45,108 Here's Dad. 532 00:28:45,775 --> 00:28:48,358 Has anyone seen my phone? 533 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:50,150 - Here, Dad. - Thanks, son. 534 00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:54,525 Here, Chloé. 535 00:28:56,108 --> 00:28:57,483 Hey, careful! 536 00:28:57,692 --> 00:28:59,400 All fastened in? 537 00:29:14,483 --> 00:29:15,900 - Turn here. - Left or right? 538 00:29:16,108 --> 00:29:17,401 - Straight ahead. - Sure? 539 00:29:17,609 --> 00:29:18,568 Turn! 540 00:29:18,734 --> 00:29:19,901 - Where? - Right! 541 00:29:20,068 --> 00:29:21,568 No, it's straight on. 542 00:29:21,734 --> 00:29:24,234 - Maybe it was left. - I'll turn round. 543 00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:26,151 Asshole! 544 00:29:26,318 --> 00:29:28,859 I'm taking my kids to school. 545 00:29:29,026 --> 00:29:30,526 "Pins Way"! 546 00:29:32,109 --> 00:29:34,276 Pines Way, not Pins. 547 00:29:34,859 --> 00:29:37,609 I can't believe you don't know the way to school. 548 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,193 Well, neither do you! 549 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:41,109 You go every day. 550 00:29:41,276 --> 00:29:44,068 Mom takes us, we sleep on the way. 551 00:29:44,234 --> 00:29:46,776 - What's the school called? - Jean Honorat! 552 00:29:46,984 --> 00:29:48,443 OK, I knew that. 553 00:29:49,109 --> 00:29:51,026 I was just testing. 554 00:29:51,193 --> 00:29:53,609 Guide me to the Jean Honorat school. 555 00:29:53,776 --> 00:29:57,984 OK, Big Pee-pee, I'll take you to the Jean Honorat school. 556 00:29:59,484 --> 00:30:01,734 Did you do that? Well, fix it. 557 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,443 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 558 00:30:04,651 --> 00:30:06,401 OK, I've understood! 559 00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:09,276 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 560 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:14,484 All the bears go up the stairs 561 00:30:14,651 --> 00:30:19,568 The elevator needs repairs 562 00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:23,110 Up... one step! 563 00:30:23,569 --> 00:30:25,569 Up... two steps! 564 00:30:26,069 --> 00:30:28,944 The bears are all tired out! 565 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:31,735 Great, Dad has to go now. 566 00:30:31,902 --> 00:30:36,277 All the bears go up the stairs! 567 00:30:36,485 --> 00:30:40,444 The elevator need repairs 568 00:30:42,444 --> 00:30:44,527 Up... one step! 569 00:30:44,985 --> 00:30:47,527 Up... two steps! 570 00:30:47,735 --> 00:30:50,027 Up... three steps! 571 00:30:50,194 --> 00:30:53,360 The bears are all tired out! 572 00:30:53,569 --> 00:30:56,777 Excuse me, are we nearly done? I have to go. 573 00:30:56,944 --> 00:30:58,527 Jojo, say goodbye to Dad? 574 00:30:59,235 --> 00:31:00,152 No. 575 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:02,360 It's your child's decision. 576 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:08,444 All the bears go up the stairs! 577 00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:14,069 The elevator need repairs 578 00:31:14,277 --> 00:31:16,944 Up... one step! 579 00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:19,694 Up... two steps! 580 00:31:19,902 --> 00:31:22,444 Up... three steps! 581 00:31:22,652 --> 00:31:25,235 Up... four steps! 582 00:31:25,444 --> 00:31:28,735 The bears are all tired out! 583 00:31:29,195 --> 00:31:31,403 Up... nineteen steps! 584 00:31:31,611 --> 00:31:34,153 Up... twenty steps! 585 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:37,570 The bears made it all the way! 586 00:31:39,653 --> 00:31:40,528 Right. 587 00:31:42,028 --> 00:31:44,403 Jojo, Daddy has to go to work now. 588 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,445 No. 589 00:31:45,611 --> 00:31:47,945 No, like the lady said, it's finished. 590 00:31:48,111 --> 00:31:50,361 It's important that it comes from him. 591 00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:53,486 So what now? Shall we do some jigsaws? 592 00:31:53,653 --> 00:31:56,195 Did he really fight with a bear? 593 00:31:56,403 --> 00:31:58,486 That's so brave. Which movie was it? 594 00:31:58,695 --> 00:32:02,778 The Revenant. But he's used to fighting bears. 595 00:32:02,986 --> 00:32:03,945 What an actor! 596 00:32:04,153 --> 00:32:06,111 To me he's just a cousin. 597 00:32:07,153 --> 00:32:08,903 Here, let me get these. 598 00:32:09,445 --> 00:32:12,486 Mercier, where were you? We looked everywhere. 599 00:32:12,695 --> 00:32:14,986 I had a small problem. 600 00:32:15,195 --> 00:32:20,195 My wife is away for a few days. I had to drop the kids off. 601 00:32:20,403 --> 00:32:23,903 Louise and I have found an amazing nanny for the twins. 602 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,778 A Filipina. She lives with us. 603 00:32:28,945 --> 00:32:32,070 It's like she isn't there. Such a discreet people. 604 00:32:32,736 --> 00:32:34,153 And good value too. 605 00:32:38,571 --> 00:32:41,779 You didn't put enough in. Hope it takes notes! 606 00:32:41,987 --> 00:32:43,446 Wait, stand back... 607 00:32:51,696 --> 00:32:52,821 There you go. 608 00:32:54,737 --> 00:32:56,612 No, it doesn't take notes 609 00:32:56,779 --> 00:32:58,654 but it takes a kicking. 610 00:33:12,237 --> 00:33:13,946 Sure you're alright, Mercier? 611 00:33:14,112 --> 00:33:16,571 - You need a vacation. - No, I'm fine. 612 00:33:16,737 --> 00:33:19,904 Dicaprio is right, your wife's away, stay with the kids. 613 00:33:20,071 --> 00:33:21,612 I can handle it, sir. 614 00:33:21,779 --> 00:33:24,446 It's quiet right now, get some rest. 615 00:33:24,612 --> 00:33:26,112 It'll pep you up. 616 00:33:26,279 --> 00:33:29,654 We need Antoine on top form! Right, Mr Chassagne? 617 00:33:30,737 --> 00:33:31,904 Absolutely. 618 00:33:32,071 --> 00:33:33,362 There. 619 00:33:33,946 --> 00:33:36,696 Take a few days, it'll do you good. 620 00:33:36,862 --> 00:33:38,237 I insist. 621 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,613 Wasn't he in Legends of the Fall? 622 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:46,530 No, that was Brad Pitt. 623 00:33:46,738 --> 00:33:47,613 He's good too. 624 00:33:47,822 --> 00:33:50,155 - But not as good. - True. 625 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:55,655 All the bears go up the stairs... 626 00:33:58,322 --> 00:34:00,238 Any idea for the teacher's birthday gift? 627 00:34:00,447 --> 00:34:01,863 How about a dick? 628 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,197 Hello, Mr Antoine! 629 00:34:16,363 --> 00:34:18,947 - Elise, such good ideas... - Anything else? 630 00:34:38,113 --> 00:34:41,822 - Did you take her home from hospital? - Yes, like I told you. 631 00:34:43,697 --> 00:34:45,863 Did you cut off her long or short leg? 632 00:34:46,072 --> 00:34:48,989 Neither leg was cut off, she's fine now. 633 00:34:49,156 --> 00:34:51,114 Maybe they're the same length now! 634 00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:52,198 Exactly! 635 00:34:53,156 --> 00:34:54,489 Are you OK, boys? 636 00:34:56,156 --> 00:34:58,156 - What was that? - He wants to draw. 637 00:34:59,031 --> 00:35:01,364 No "Kiki" or "Gnagna", then. Wait. 638 00:35:02,406 --> 00:35:04,073 You're going to draw. 639 00:35:04,281 --> 00:35:06,698 Do it here, on the paper, 640 00:35:06,864 --> 00:35:09,198 not on the table or the wall. 641 00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,739 Dad, don't forget about me. 642 00:35:12,906 --> 00:35:14,281 What? Oh yes. 643 00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:17,698 Ask me for anything: the moon, maybe not a scooter. 644 00:35:17,864 --> 00:35:21,781 Anything but the family record book. Not now. 645 00:35:22,323 --> 00:35:23,448 Ask your mother. 646 00:35:23,614 --> 00:35:25,823 - What time was I born? - In the night. 647 00:35:25,989 --> 00:35:28,156 But I need the exact time! 648 00:35:28,323 --> 00:35:29,281 What for? 649 00:35:29,448 --> 00:35:32,156 My astrology study with my history teacher. 650 00:35:32,323 --> 00:35:35,198 - Who is he, Paco Rabanne? - Dad! 651 00:35:35,364 --> 00:35:37,156 9.22. There. 652 00:35:37,364 --> 00:35:40,698 You were born at exactly 9.22pm. 653 00:35:41,656 --> 00:35:43,489 You're making it up. 654 00:35:45,906 --> 00:35:47,489 Maxime! Shit. 655 00:35:51,406 --> 00:35:52,281 Maxime! 656 00:35:52,448 --> 00:35:55,657 Maxime, please. 657 00:35:56,574 --> 00:35:58,699 - Max, open up. - What do you want? 658 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,490 - Your brother. - Maxime isn't here. 659 00:36:00,657 --> 00:36:02,449 You're not usually home till 7. 660 00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:04,074 Why are you naked? 661 00:36:04,282 --> 00:36:06,615 I'm not. I'm revising biology. 662 00:36:06,824 --> 00:36:09,032 Biology? Are your teachers all crazy? 663 00:36:10,282 --> 00:36:11,282 Maxime! 664 00:36:12,365 --> 00:36:13,365 Maxime! 665 00:36:17,032 --> 00:36:18,032 Maxime! 666 00:36:23,324 --> 00:36:25,074 No, what's that? 667 00:36:25,282 --> 00:36:27,240 Are you crazy? It's insecticide! 668 00:36:27,449 --> 00:36:29,532 - We're playing! - Not with that... 669 00:36:30,365 --> 00:36:32,157 Go play with something else! 670 00:36:38,157 --> 00:36:39,699 Fuck, that stings. 671 00:36:47,699 --> 00:36:48,990 That wasn't us! 672 00:36:50,407 --> 00:36:53,449 I don't get it. It says right here: dance. 673 00:36:54,949 --> 00:36:58,199 You collect Joseph, then Maxime and Thomas from football, 674 00:36:58,407 --> 00:37:00,407 then take Chloé to dance class. 675 00:37:00,615 --> 00:37:03,908 Plus you came home at 7, not 6. Next time, warn me. 676 00:37:04,116 --> 00:37:05,700 Plus I love dance class! 677 00:37:05,866 --> 00:37:06,950 Why didn't you say? 678 00:37:07,116 --> 00:37:08,825 I didn't know it was Tuesday! 679 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:11,116 I've missed my appraisal. 680 00:37:11,825 --> 00:37:13,783 - What do you want, Thomas? - I'm not Thomas! 681 00:37:13,950 --> 00:37:15,533 Not Thomas? 682 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,200 No, Dad, he's Léon. 683 00:37:17,366 --> 00:37:19,241 Thomas is fat with red hair. 684 00:37:20,116 --> 00:37:21,158 Oh shit. 685 00:37:33,908 --> 00:37:36,283 It's not really red hair. But he's big. 686 00:37:48,491 --> 00:37:49,825 Alright, Thomas? 687 00:37:50,241 --> 00:37:51,158 Yeah. 688 00:37:51,325 --> 00:37:52,908 What's your address again? 689 00:37:53,075 --> 00:37:54,366 227 Pines Way. 690 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,575 You mean Pins Way? 691 00:37:57,116 --> 00:37:59,241 No, it's pronounced "pines". 692 00:37:59,408 --> 00:38:00,741 OK. 693 00:38:02,408 --> 00:38:05,450 Take me to 227 Pines Way. 694 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:10,284 Antoine Lousy Pants, calculating the route to Spines Way. 695 00:39:38,827 --> 00:39:39,868 Dad? 696 00:39:47,243 --> 00:39:48,160 Dad. 697 00:39:50,452 --> 00:39:52,410 Go to bed, you're tired. 698 00:39:52,577 --> 00:39:54,243 Same applies to you. 699 00:39:54,410 --> 00:39:56,077 Yes, but I'm tidying up. 700 00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:57,868 Sure you are. 701 00:40:01,035 --> 00:40:02,160 No school?! 702 00:40:02,327 --> 00:40:03,910 It's Inset Day. 703 00:40:04,077 --> 00:40:05,410 So you're on strike? 704 00:40:05,577 --> 00:40:06,743 We're not on strike! 705 00:40:06,952 --> 00:40:10,535 We work with other professionals to develop our pedagogy. 706 00:40:10,743 --> 00:40:12,702 The poster has been up for weeks. 707 00:40:14,827 --> 00:40:18,743 Who has time to read that on their way to work? 708 00:40:18,910 --> 00:40:20,953 - Calm down, sir. - No, I will not! 709 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:24,203 What with all the homework, notes to sign, 710 00:40:24,369 --> 00:40:26,828 absent teachers, amended timetables... 711 00:40:27,036 --> 00:40:28,744 Now it's Inset Day? 712 00:40:28,953 --> 00:40:31,703 Madam, we're not here for your benefit! 713 00:40:31,911 --> 00:40:34,536 No arguments, take my children! 714 00:40:34,703 --> 00:40:35,911 There! 715 00:40:36,078 --> 00:40:38,369 Right, I've heard enough. 716 00:40:42,661 --> 00:40:43,953 Please, ma'am. 717 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:49,578 Forgive me, I got carried away. 718 00:40:50,619 --> 00:40:53,994 I'm sure you do a wonderful job but... 719 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,578 My wife is away... 720 00:40:57,203 --> 00:40:59,536 and I'm a little overworked. 721 00:40:59,744 --> 00:41:03,578 I'd like to go to the movies, or watch TV. 722 00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:06,744 They're lovely, they won't bother you. 723 00:41:07,911 --> 00:41:09,036 Ma'am... 724 00:41:09,203 --> 00:41:10,203 Please... 725 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:13,661 Kids. 726 00:41:15,411 --> 00:41:17,661 - Overworked? - A little. 727 00:41:17,828 --> 00:41:20,661 No one asked you to have four kids. Not me. 728 00:41:20,869 --> 00:41:22,703 I wanted to teach kids, 729 00:41:22,911 --> 00:41:25,203 instead I have to deal with nutjobs! 730 00:41:25,369 --> 00:41:29,079 Care to see a photo of me when I started out? 731 00:41:29,245 --> 00:41:31,954 Fresh, smart, killer looks, 56 kilos... 732 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,495 I barely needed makeup. 733 00:41:33,662 --> 00:41:37,245 Sorry you're "a little overworked" because Madam is away. 734 00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:40,245 I really couldn't care less. Have a nice day! 735 00:41:49,079 --> 00:41:50,245 Ah, good. 736 00:41:53,079 --> 00:41:55,454 Hello, sir, hello, Joseph. 737 00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:56,954 Thank God you're here. 738 00:41:57,454 --> 00:42:00,370 For pity's sake, take him for a few hours. 739 00:42:00,579 --> 00:42:03,037 I'll pay anything, just take him. 740 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:04,995 Sure we'll take him. 741 00:42:05,162 --> 00:42:07,495 Why would we turn Jojo away? 742 00:42:07,704 --> 00:42:10,120 It isn't Inset Day? 743 00:42:10,287 --> 00:42:11,787 No, that's next week. 744 00:42:13,204 --> 00:42:16,787 All the bears are not on strike today... 745 00:42:16,954 --> 00:42:18,287 All the bears... 746 00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:24,704 Alright, kids? 747 00:42:24,912 --> 00:42:26,745 Yes, we're fine, Dad. 748 00:42:27,287 --> 00:42:28,745 Well, that's good. 749 00:42:29,204 --> 00:42:32,120 It's not so hard, you just need to get organized. 750 00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:42,746 What are you doing?! 751 00:42:42,913 --> 00:42:44,496 Chloé said I could. 752 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:46,913 - What is this, Mikonos? - It's cool! 753 00:42:49,163 --> 00:42:50,913 How are you, my loves? 754 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:51,996 Hi, Mom! 755 00:42:52,205 --> 00:42:53,246 Is everything OK? 756 00:42:53,455 --> 00:42:54,746 Guess what Maxime did. 757 00:42:54,955 --> 00:42:56,746 Everything's fine, honey. 758 00:42:56,913 --> 00:42:57,788 Good. 759 00:42:57,955 --> 00:42:59,996 Jojo had his booster? 760 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:03,121 - His...? - For DT-Polio. He wasn't sick? 761 00:43:03,288 --> 00:43:07,663 He was fine! Tell us what you've been up to, honey. 762 00:43:07,830 --> 00:43:09,246 Are you enjoying it? 763 00:43:09,413 --> 00:43:13,080 Great! I miss you all, I had to see you before going to sea. 764 00:43:14,663 --> 00:43:15,871 For how long? 765 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,330 Three days! To visit a few islands. 766 00:43:18,496 --> 00:43:20,746 It's amazing but I'll be off network. 767 00:43:20,913 --> 00:43:22,746 Hey, how are you, kids? 768 00:43:22,913 --> 00:43:24,038 Hi, Auntie! 769 00:43:24,246 --> 00:43:27,038 Call Chloé so I can say hello. 770 00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:30,413 Chloé, hurry, your mom's about to sail round the world! 771 00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:31,580 I can't! 772 00:43:31,746 --> 00:43:34,205 Tell me about your dance appraisal. 773 00:43:34,371 --> 00:43:35,246 But I can't! 774 00:43:35,455 --> 00:43:37,413 Skip it if you're in a hurry. 775 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:40,289 We'd better go, Nikos is waiting on the boat. 776 00:43:40,456 --> 00:43:43,872 I'll be off. Take care, I love you all, see you soon. 777 00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:45,497 Me too, Jojo! 778 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,664 I love you lots and lots! 779 00:43:48,372 --> 00:43:50,122 - Bye, Mom! - Bye, Mom. 780 00:43:50,622 --> 00:43:51,872 Who's Nikos? 781 00:43:53,914 --> 00:43:56,081 "I'm going sailing with Nikos"! 782 00:44:11,664 --> 00:44:14,206 - Yes, Paul. - Wait till you hear. 783 00:44:14,372 --> 00:44:16,414 Chassagne is announcing his successor. 784 00:44:16,581 --> 00:44:19,831 What?! That's not for another six months! 785 00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:22,081 - It's the Wolf of Wall Street! - Who? 786 00:44:22,247 --> 00:44:25,414 Dicaprio. That's what we call him at the warehouse. 787 00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:29,039 - Don't worry, Antoine. - I don't believe it. 788 00:44:29,247 --> 00:44:32,247 He's won the first set but you can equalize. 789 00:44:32,414 --> 00:44:33,706 - I have to go. - Dad! 790 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:35,289 Dad! 791 00:44:42,622 --> 00:44:43,497 What? 792 00:44:43,664 --> 00:44:44,831 I need to talk to Mom. 793 00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:46,498 - Why? - I just do! 794 00:44:46,665 --> 00:44:48,290 Sorry, she's out at sea. 795 00:44:48,457 --> 00:44:50,832 So, what do you want? 796 00:44:58,082 --> 00:44:59,915 Chloé, it's Daddy. 797 00:45:11,332 --> 00:45:13,498 Mom's away but you can talk to me. 798 00:45:13,665 --> 00:45:15,582 No, I can't, forget it. 799 00:45:20,832 --> 00:45:21,790 Why not? 800 00:45:21,998 --> 00:45:23,207 I just can't. 801 00:45:24,832 --> 00:45:27,290 Come on, tell Daddy. 802 00:45:27,457 --> 00:45:28,665 What's wrong? 803 00:45:29,748 --> 00:45:31,498 You really want to know? 804 00:45:31,707 --> 00:45:33,832 Of course I do. Come on. 805 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,498 I stained my pants. 806 00:45:37,998 --> 00:45:39,082 Oh, shit! 807 00:45:39,623 --> 00:45:43,457 I just put a wash on. I said to give me your laundry! 808 00:45:43,957 --> 00:45:46,082 You don't understand anything. 809 00:45:58,499 --> 00:45:59,624 Chloé! 810 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:01,583 Chloé! 811 00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:05,333 Chloé, wait, wait... 812 00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:09,374 It's wonderful! Fantastic, great! 813 00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:11,583 I'm so pleased. It's life! 814 00:46:11,791 --> 00:46:13,499 Dad, I can't breathe! 815 00:46:14,208 --> 00:46:17,333 I'm sorry. I'll help you, OK? 816 00:46:17,499 --> 00:46:19,374 Daddy will find a solution. 817 00:46:19,541 --> 00:46:21,624 I won't let you down. 818 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:29,624 How to handle daughter's first period? 819 00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,749 What did you just say? Dad! 820 00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:33,916 Nothing. 821 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:36,874 No result for how to handle daughter's first period, 822 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:38,874 Mr Dick-Stinks-of-Camembert. 823 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:42,791 What? You asked Siri about my period?! 824 00:46:42,958 --> 00:46:45,208 No, it's you lot, messing with it. 825 00:46:45,374 --> 00:46:46,541 You have a period? 826 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:49,374 Ha-ha, Chloé has a period! 827 00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,416 - What's that? - Don't change the subject. 828 00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:53,374 There's water everywhere. 829 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:55,833 Wow, the flash killed all the zombies! 830 00:47:02,959 --> 00:47:04,042 I can't take it. 831 00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:09,917 Where are you going? Dad? 832 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:14,417 I resign. 833 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:19,417 Resign from what? A dad can't just resign. 834 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:23,000 OK, but let me take a breather. 835 00:47:24,959 --> 00:47:28,084 Go back inside, I'll see to everything. 836 00:47:28,292 --> 00:47:30,625 I just need some fresh air for 5 minutes. 837 00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:36,542 Hey, when did you start smoking again? 838 00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:42,625 I don't want you to look like the people on cigarette packs. 839 00:47:44,917 --> 00:47:46,792 And you pick it up! 840 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,542 - Dad, we're locked out. - I don't care. 841 00:47:49,709 --> 00:47:51,042 Dad, where's Jojo? 842 00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:53,334 Oh fuck. 843 00:47:53,542 --> 00:47:55,125 - Jojo! - Shit! 844 00:47:56,084 --> 00:47:57,417 Jojo's in the water! 845 00:47:57,584 --> 00:47:58,584 Jojo! 846 00:48:05,418 --> 00:48:07,293 Don't stay in the water! 847 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:09,251 Stand aside! 848 00:48:09,835 --> 00:48:12,710 Stop it, it'll go in your sister's eyes! 849 00:48:12,876 --> 00:48:14,501 Is he totally stupid?! 850 00:48:14,668 --> 00:48:17,251 We're not going to break the windows. 851 00:48:17,418 --> 00:48:18,626 Jojo! 852 00:48:19,293 --> 00:48:21,585 - Jojo, get on the table! - Jojo! 853 00:48:24,376 --> 00:48:26,960 - I'll climb up there. - That's a bad idea! 854 00:48:27,126 --> 00:48:28,251 No, Dad, don't! 855 00:48:28,418 --> 00:48:29,626 Call Spiderman! 856 00:48:31,918 --> 00:48:33,710 - Go, Dad! - Be careful! 857 00:48:35,168 --> 00:48:37,793 Come down, or I'll call Mom! 858 00:48:38,543 --> 00:48:39,960 Really, I will! 859 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:41,543 I'm fine. 860 00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:42,626 Go for it! 861 00:48:42,793 --> 00:48:44,001 Come down! 862 00:48:44,585 --> 00:48:46,376 - Stop it. - He's going to fall! 863 00:48:46,585 --> 00:48:47,460 Hello! 864 00:48:48,376 --> 00:48:50,168 I'm Julia, Maria's replacement. 865 00:48:50,335 --> 00:48:51,918 Hi, Julia. 866 00:48:52,085 --> 00:48:54,460 We're locked out, my brother's inside. 867 00:48:54,626 --> 00:48:55,960 Oh, I've got a key. 868 00:48:56,126 --> 00:48:58,418 Dad, come down, she's got a key! 869 00:49:02,335 --> 00:49:03,501 Titi-Papa! 870 00:49:19,669 --> 00:49:21,544 Darling... darling... 871 00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:22,836 No, I'm Paul. 872 00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:24,419 What happened? 873 00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:27,836 Was that really a good time to climb the house? 874 00:49:29,836 --> 00:49:30,752 My pants. 875 00:49:30,919 --> 00:49:32,377 Where are my pants? 876 00:49:32,586 --> 00:49:34,794 They took them off to do tests. 877 00:49:35,544 --> 00:49:39,127 I was embarrassed, the nurse took your blood pressure 878 00:49:39,336 --> 00:49:40,961 and your ball popped out. 879 00:49:42,336 --> 00:49:44,419 They've seen it all before, I know. 880 00:49:47,669 --> 00:49:49,461 Where are my kids? 881 00:49:49,877 --> 00:49:51,002 With the girl. 882 00:49:51,461 --> 00:49:52,377 What girl? 883 00:49:53,711 --> 00:49:55,377 The one you've hired. 884 00:49:57,002 --> 00:49:59,127 - I need to go home. - Sure. 885 00:49:59,336 --> 00:50:00,461 Right now. 886 00:50:01,461 --> 00:50:03,836 When the match is over, OK? 887 00:50:10,502 --> 00:50:11,377 Thanks. 888 00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:47,670 Dad! 889 00:50:58,295 --> 00:51:00,128 - You're OK? - Fine, fine. 890 00:51:06,170 --> 00:51:07,587 Hi. 891 00:51:07,795 --> 00:51:11,628 You saw me the other day, from above. I'm Julia. 892 00:51:11,837 --> 00:51:14,920 Maria's neighbor's cousin's daughter. She's great! 893 00:51:15,545 --> 00:51:17,920 - She plays video games. - She cleaned the house. 894 00:51:18,128 --> 00:51:20,337 - And did my homework! - And called the electrician. 895 00:51:20,545 --> 00:51:22,378 - And mowed the lawn. - She plays guitar! 896 00:51:22,545 --> 00:51:24,463 She can come every day. 897 00:51:25,421 --> 00:51:26,963 You have a lovely family. 898 00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:28,629 Thanks. 899 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,629 - I think he means... - You want to poop? 900 00:51:34,421 --> 00:51:36,463 Let's find the potty. 901 00:51:43,338 --> 00:51:45,004 I was scared, Dad. 902 00:51:47,879 --> 00:51:50,588 I love you, children, I really do. 903 00:52:24,463 --> 00:52:25,921 She's great, Dad. 904 00:52:27,379 --> 00:52:28,921 She's even picked flowers. 905 00:52:31,214 --> 00:52:32,297 My big girl. 906 00:52:39,130 --> 00:52:40,464 Mr Mercier! 907 00:52:40,672 --> 00:52:43,839 Jojo's playing in his room, I've made pasta, 908 00:52:44,047 --> 00:52:47,172 and I've talked to Chloé about her concerns. 909 00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:49,880 It's all fine, don't worry. 910 00:52:50,089 --> 00:52:52,214 - Well, thanks, Julia. - Thank you. 911 00:52:52,422 --> 00:52:55,297 I'll be off, it's late. I need to revise. 912 00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:58,339 - What are you studying? - Medicine. 913 00:52:58,547 --> 00:53:00,630 Actually, that was last year. 914 00:53:01,422 --> 00:53:03,089 I'm training to be a midwife. 915 00:53:03,672 --> 00:53:06,797 - You're drawn to the health sector. - Not at all. 916 00:53:06,964 --> 00:53:09,589 I wanted to be a journalist but I hate writing. 917 00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:13,089 I did English but was advised to try economics. 918 00:53:13,255 --> 00:53:15,880 I met my boyfriend, who was doing medicine, 919 00:53:16,047 --> 00:53:18,255 so now I'm training to be... 920 00:53:22,380 --> 00:53:23,380 a midwife. 921 00:53:24,214 --> 00:53:25,922 It's mad, I keep forgetting! 922 00:53:26,089 --> 00:53:28,880 Is your boyfriend a mid-husband? 923 00:53:29,047 --> 00:53:30,505 I don't know, we split up. 924 00:53:32,172 --> 00:53:37,381 Well, you certainly seem experienced, you're great with the kids. 925 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:40,298 Plus the house is spotless. Bravo, Julia. 926 00:53:40,506 --> 00:53:42,881 Thanks, I have some experience, 927 00:53:43,048 --> 00:53:45,840 I used to clean a hardware warehouse. 928 00:53:46,006 --> 00:53:46,965 Which one? 929 00:53:47,131 --> 00:53:48,423 - Briconautes. - Great! 930 00:53:48,631 --> 00:53:50,881 But I left. They were assholes. 931 00:53:51,631 --> 00:53:53,756 - Forgive my language. - OK. 932 00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:57,090 Well, anyway... thanks. 933 00:53:57,298 --> 00:54:00,090 No, it's just that I was fired actually. 934 00:54:01,756 --> 00:54:04,548 You know why? I stole three nuts. 935 00:54:04,715 --> 00:54:07,923 I say "stole". I was going to pay for them. 936 00:54:08,090 --> 00:54:10,423 But it was 5am, no one was there. 937 00:54:10,590 --> 00:54:12,256 The boss wouldn't listen. 938 00:54:12,423 --> 00:54:16,048 He fired me on the spot, made me pay for 1000 nuts! 939 00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:18,798 For three nuts, just think! 940 00:54:19,006 --> 00:54:21,840 - They were barely worth 20 cents! - 2.30 euros. 941 00:54:22,423 --> 00:54:23,506 Excuse me? 942 00:54:23,673 --> 00:54:24,756 I said it's crazy! 943 00:54:24,923 --> 00:54:28,381 It's crazy, I don't understand it. 944 00:54:28,548 --> 00:54:30,423 Some people are pathetic. 945 00:54:31,756 --> 00:54:36,090 So it's good to end up working for people like you. 946 00:54:36,298 --> 00:54:38,923 You're a lawyer, right? 947 00:54:39,090 --> 00:54:42,256 I'm being nosey. But I noticed law books everywhere. 948 00:54:43,090 --> 00:54:45,549 Yes, precisely, I'm a lawyer. 949 00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:47,507 I'd love to be a criminal lawyer. 950 00:54:47,716 --> 00:54:49,507 Maybe it isn't too late. 951 00:54:49,674 --> 00:54:51,507 - Maybe I'll ask your advice. - No. 952 00:54:51,716 --> 00:54:55,174 I'm in business law... as a legal... 953 00:54:55,382 --> 00:54:59,007 A lawyer. Kind of the legal side of business law. 954 00:54:59,549 --> 00:55:01,632 Well, thank you, Mr Mercier. 955 00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:04,799 Bye! See you tomorrow. 956 00:55:05,007 --> 00:55:07,132 - See you tomorrow. - Bye. 957 00:55:19,132 --> 00:55:21,174 Dinnertime, kids! 958 00:55:21,382 --> 00:55:23,007 Coming, Dad! 959 00:55:24,257 --> 00:55:25,924 Did it go well with Julia? 960 00:55:26,091 --> 00:55:27,632 - Awesome! - She's great. 961 00:55:27,799 --> 00:55:31,007 - Can she live with us? - No, Julia has her own home. 962 00:55:32,757 --> 00:55:35,382 Anyway, Julia is busy with her studies. 963 00:55:37,424 --> 00:55:39,007 She said she can't come back. 964 00:55:39,174 --> 00:55:42,299 - No, she said she could come every day. - And sleep here! 965 00:55:42,466 --> 00:55:44,716 I said I'd help her with her pharmacy studies. 966 00:55:44,882 --> 00:55:47,757 She said she was a pharmacist? 967 00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:51,050 Honestly, Dad, she's great. 968 00:55:51,925 --> 00:55:54,467 No, sorry... I don't know... 969 00:55:54,675 --> 00:55:57,342 She's strange. Unstable even. 970 00:55:57,550 --> 00:55:59,133 Pharmacy, midwifery, 971 00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:03,050 law, economics, journalism... 972 00:56:03,217 --> 00:56:05,550 She doesn't know what she wants to do. 973 00:56:06,175 --> 00:56:09,133 Something about her bothers me. Doesn't it you? 974 00:56:09,342 --> 00:56:10,258 No way. 975 00:56:10,425 --> 00:56:12,217 I could eat her pasta every day. 976 00:56:12,425 --> 00:56:13,300 Me too. 977 00:56:13,467 --> 00:56:14,883 I want her to sleep here. 978 00:56:16,758 --> 00:56:18,717 I'm sorry, kids, but... 979 00:56:20,925 --> 00:56:22,383 I can't keep her. 980 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:28,133 I'm afraid for you. 981 00:56:29,592 --> 00:56:32,217 She's never looked after children. Ever. 982 00:56:32,383 --> 00:56:35,383 So you don't want her or can't she come? 983 00:56:36,633 --> 00:56:37,800 I warn you, Dad, 984 00:56:37,967 --> 00:56:41,550 if you fire her, it'll be worse than before. 985 00:56:41,717 --> 00:56:42,842 Before she came. 986 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:44,175 Worse! 987 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:54,133 No, wait, I was just saying... 988 00:56:55,133 --> 00:56:57,093 but if you're happy... 989 00:56:58,634 --> 00:56:59,676 she can stay. 990 00:56:59,843 --> 00:57:00,968 - Fab! - Thanks, Dad. 991 00:57:01,134 --> 00:57:02,551 Can she sleep here? 992 00:57:14,384 --> 00:57:16,801 Stop it, Maxime, you're unbearable! 993 00:57:17,009 --> 00:57:17,926 Maxime! 994 00:57:18,134 --> 00:57:19,176 Stop that. 995 00:57:19,801 --> 00:57:22,051 Maxime, give me my phone! 996 00:57:23,426 --> 00:57:24,384 Shit! 997 00:57:24,551 --> 00:57:25,593 - OK, Dad? - Fine. 998 00:57:25,801 --> 00:57:26,718 I always get blamed. 999 00:57:26,926 --> 00:57:28,093 Wait! 1000 00:57:28,259 --> 00:57:30,718 Mr Mercier, you forgot Jojo's bag! 1001 00:57:38,009 --> 00:57:40,968 - Dad, what are you doing? - Nothing, it's fine. 1002 00:57:46,759 --> 00:57:48,176 - Here. - Thanks. 1003 00:57:48,384 --> 00:57:49,509 Have a nice day. 1004 00:57:53,009 --> 00:57:54,218 What? 1005 00:57:55,801 --> 00:57:58,551 If she learns it was me who fired her, I'm screwed. 1006 00:57:58,759 --> 00:58:00,051 Fire her again. 1007 00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:01,926 The kids adore her. 1008 00:58:02,427 --> 00:58:05,010 Plus she's full-time at home now. 1009 00:58:05,219 --> 00:58:07,177 I'm fucked. 1010 00:58:08,302 --> 00:58:10,302 - So tell her the truth. - Yeah? 1011 00:58:10,969 --> 00:58:14,760 Admit I dropped my pants for Dicaprio to impress Chassagne? 1012 00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:19,677 - I'll never get that job. - You will. 1013 00:58:19,885 --> 00:58:20,802 No. 1014 00:58:21,010 --> 00:58:22,927 It's all in the mind. 1015 00:58:23,135 --> 00:58:25,510 It isn't over till the match point is won. 1016 00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:27,760 Remember Chang vs Lendl? 1017 00:58:27,969 --> 00:58:30,302 It takes balls to serve underarm. 1018 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,469 What are you on about? 1019 00:58:34,135 --> 00:58:37,927 My career is at stake, and you compare me to Chang. 1020 00:58:39,010 --> 00:58:41,719 18 years, climbing the ladder, rung by rung. 1021 00:58:41,885 --> 00:58:43,302 I've given everything. 1022 00:58:43,510 --> 00:58:46,719 Then I'm overtaken by Dicaprio who's been here 18 months. 1023 00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:48,760 He's a sprinter, you have endurance. 1024 00:58:48,927 --> 00:58:52,260 Enough! Sporting analogies mean nothing to me. 1025 00:58:52,427 --> 00:58:53,969 Why are you here anyway? 1026 00:58:54,177 --> 00:58:56,927 To score points. Where's Chassagne? 1027 00:58:57,135 --> 00:58:58,760 I haven't seen him. 1028 00:58:58,927 --> 00:59:01,052 Forget it, the die is cast. 1029 00:59:02,427 --> 00:59:05,719 If I were you I'd go home and enjoy my family. 1030 00:59:05,885 --> 00:59:06,927 Mr Mercier! 1031 00:59:07,802 --> 00:59:09,470 You think I enjoy my family? 1032 00:59:09,886 --> 00:59:15,136 The nanny takes care of everything. Relax, watch some DVDs, read books. 1033 00:59:15,345 --> 00:59:16,386 You're on vacation. 1034 00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:18,845 I wish I were in your shoes! 1035 00:59:19,636 --> 00:59:21,178 Anyway, a vacation is... 1036 00:59:22,011 --> 00:59:23,470 Mr Director! 1037 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,970 How's Mrs Chassagne? 1038 00:59:26,136 --> 00:59:28,720 She's in hospital, she's had a stroke. 1039 00:59:28,886 --> 00:59:30,511 I'm going there now. 1040 00:59:32,428 --> 00:59:33,720 Did you know? 1041 00:59:33,928 --> 00:59:36,845 Yes, that's why he's taking early retirement. 1042 00:59:37,053 --> 00:59:38,595 I forgot to tell you. 1043 00:59:38,803 --> 00:59:40,303 Right, I'll leave you. 1044 00:59:41,761 --> 00:59:43,511 Ah, I was looking for you. 1045 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,345 Could you reply to my email on the Intranet? 1046 00:59:46,553 --> 00:59:49,053 Yes, I'll set a reminder right away. 1047 00:59:50,761 --> 00:59:53,845 Remember to reply to the email from Didier Richard. 1048 00:59:54,053 --> 00:59:55,178 Richaud. 1049 00:59:55,386 --> 00:59:57,011 Richaud... on the Intranet. 1050 00:59:57,220 --> 01:00:00,470 Got it, Mr Pissface Asshead. 1051 01:00:00,678 --> 01:00:01,595 There. 1052 01:00:03,761 --> 01:00:05,845 Hospital! Why wasn't I told? 1053 01:00:06,053 --> 01:00:08,511 Am I meant to guess that she's sick? 1054 01:00:10,011 --> 01:00:12,803 Dicaprio will cash in again. 1055 01:00:16,762 --> 01:00:17,929 Oh no! 1056 01:01:12,346 --> 01:01:13,971 OK, Mr Mercier? 1057 01:01:14,929 --> 01:01:16,554 How are you, Christine? 1058 01:01:16,762 --> 01:01:19,512 Just cleaning up, I didn't see you. 1059 01:01:19,679 --> 01:01:23,847 - How's the break with the kids going? - Fantastic, I'm in heaven. 1060 01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:26,097 Great! I'll see them this weekend. 1061 01:01:26,305 --> 01:01:28,430 - This weekend? - At the convention. 1062 01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:32,138 Oh no, I won't bring them, it would be a shambles. 1063 01:01:32,347 --> 01:01:35,222 Pity, this year we've planned entertainments 1064 01:01:35,388 --> 01:01:37,055 for the family and kids. 1065 01:01:37,222 --> 01:01:39,555 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1066 01:01:39,722 --> 01:01:41,597 Not at the exhibition center? 1067 01:01:41,763 --> 01:01:43,638 No, because... 1068 01:01:44,263 --> 01:01:46,680 Dicaprio thought it was too conventional. 1069 01:01:46,888 --> 01:01:48,305 But it's a convention. 1070 01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:52,763 True, but he wanted something more... American. 1071 01:01:52,972 --> 01:01:57,305 He persuaded Mr Chassagne to hold it beside a beautiful lake. 1072 01:01:57,472 --> 01:02:00,513 American... Well, I'll be there, with the kids! 1073 01:02:00,722 --> 01:02:01,597 Good. 1074 01:02:02,013 --> 01:02:03,847 See you this weekend, then. 1075 01:02:14,222 --> 01:02:15,305 No way! 1076 01:02:15,513 --> 01:02:18,888 But you'll be here all alone while we're having fun. 1077 01:02:19,055 --> 01:02:21,013 I said no too, Dad. 1078 01:02:21,222 --> 01:02:24,680 Maxime is a good boy. He said yes and he's right. 1079 01:02:24,888 --> 01:02:27,222 When do I get my new games console? 1080 01:02:27,973 --> 01:02:30,098 Plus you owe me a drone! 1081 01:02:31,139 --> 01:02:33,389 Chloé, what do you want? 1082 01:02:33,598 --> 01:02:35,431 I don't know, what do you think? 1083 01:02:35,598 --> 01:02:37,806 What is it I like to do? 1084 01:02:38,723 --> 01:02:39,848 Just as I thought. 1085 01:02:43,431 --> 01:02:45,806 Arthur, ask me for whatever you want. 1086 01:02:45,973 --> 01:02:47,223 A party! 1087 01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:48,473 No. 1088 01:02:49,223 --> 01:02:51,014 Is a day with Dad such a chore? 1089 01:02:51,223 --> 01:02:53,056 Yes, because you'll be at work! 1090 01:02:53,264 --> 01:02:56,348 - Can't we have fun too? - No, you're obsessed with work. 1091 01:02:56,556 --> 01:03:00,098 I've spent six days completely devoted to you! 1092 01:03:00,723 --> 01:03:01,764 No way! 1093 01:03:02,973 --> 01:03:06,348 Yeah, go chew your nails, Venus de Milo! 1094 01:03:09,473 --> 01:03:10,389 Sorry. 1095 01:03:17,306 --> 01:03:20,264 - Take the mask off. - No, I love it. 1096 01:03:20,431 --> 01:03:23,223 - Have a nice day, kids. - You too, Julia! 1097 01:03:33,848 --> 01:03:36,265 OK, Dad, we'll come to your party. 1098 01:03:37,057 --> 01:03:39,182 But don't spoil things with work. 1099 01:03:40,015 --> 01:03:40,890 OK? 1100 01:03:41,057 --> 01:03:43,432 Yes, I'll be with you all the time. 1101 01:03:43,599 --> 01:03:44,640 All the time! 1102 01:03:45,182 --> 01:03:46,765 Thanks, kids. 1103 01:03:46,932 --> 01:03:48,307 You can thank Julia. 1104 01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:50,849 JEAN HONORAT MIDDLE SCHOOL 1105 01:03:56,099 --> 01:04:00,265 I just pointed out how important it must be to you. 1106 01:04:01,390 --> 01:04:03,515 Sorry, did I say something wrong? 1107 01:04:03,724 --> 01:04:07,349 No, on the contrary, you did well. 1108 01:04:07,557 --> 01:04:10,974 I'm grateful, I owe you one. 1109 01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:13,849 - Not at all, it was nothing. - I insist. 1110 01:04:14,432 --> 01:04:17,932 If you need anything for your studies, for yourself, 1111 01:04:18,099 --> 01:04:19,515 just ask me. 1112 01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:23,015 Really? 1113 01:04:23,182 --> 01:04:26,015 Of course, it's important to me. 1114 01:04:28,557 --> 01:04:30,807 Well... there's this. 1115 01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:32,557 Here... 1116 01:04:33,099 --> 01:04:34,640 I have all the papers. 1117 01:04:35,099 --> 01:04:38,974 Letter of dismissal, pay slips... I've kept everything. 1118 01:04:42,183 --> 01:04:43,350 I want to sue Briconautes. 1119 01:04:44,308 --> 01:04:46,100 The contract is wrong, 1120 01:04:46,266 --> 01:04:49,058 it says I started on the first of the month. 1121 01:04:49,641 --> 01:04:50,933 Did Christine say that? 1122 01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:52,225 Who's Christine? 1123 01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:57,225 Christine! My partner at the firm. 1124 01:04:57,433 --> 01:04:59,100 Did she tell you that? 1125 01:04:59,308 --> 01:05:00,516 No, not at all. 1126 01:05:00,683 --> 01:05:03,225 I just figured you could help me. 1127 01:05:05,433 --> 01:05:08,141 I need a good lawyer to bring the bastards down. 1128 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,016 You're too busy? 1129 01:05:11,225 --> 01:05:12,433 No... Yes! 1130 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:18,266 I've got a lot on but it's more that you won't get much money. 1131 01:05:18,475 --> 01:05:22,225 You were only with the company for two weeks. 1132 01:05:22,391 --> 01:05:24,100 I'm not doing it for money. 1133 01:05:24,266 --> 01:05:27,225 - No? - No, I want to destroy them. 1134 01:05:27,433 --> 01:05:31,100 I want everyone against them: the media, union reps... 1135 01:05:31,266 --> 01:05:33,183 Everyone! I want to call a strike, 1136 01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:36,600 occupy the warehouse, introduce strong measures. 1137 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,225 - I mean... - No! 1138 01:05:38,641 --> 01:05:41,766 I'll handle your case. Give me your papers, 1139 01:05:41,933 --> 01:05:44,100 I'll take care of everything. 1140 01:05:44,308 --> 01:05:47,559 We'll fleece them! 1141 01:05:48,642 --> 01:05:50,267 - Really? - Yes. 1142 01:05:50,476 --> 01:05:52,559 I knew you were a good guy. 1143 01:05:52,726 --> 01:05:54,559 Thank you, Mr Mercier. 1144 01:05:56,559 --> 01:05:58,726 Thank you, thank you! 1145 01:06:01,809 --> 01:06:02,851 Sorry. 1146 01:06:05,017 --> 01:06:06,017 Thank you. 1147 01:06:15,184 --> 01:06:17,809 You still haven't left? What are you doing?! 1148 01:06:18,684 --> 01:06:22,267 I couldn't get the kids up. Is Dicaprio already there? 1149 01:06:24,976 --> 01:06:27,684 A smell like rotten eggs. 1150 01:06:27,892 --> 01:06:31,351 The crew couldn't bear it! It doesn't show in Titanic. 1151 01:06:31,517 --> 01:06:33,642 And Kate Winslet is so sweet! 1152 01:06:33,851 --> 01:06:35,726 Sweet... but she stinks! 1153 01:06:37,851 --> 01:06:39,309 - Right, honey? - Stop it. 1154 01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:42,434 Roland says your cousin might drop by. 1155 01:06:42,601 --> 01:06:45,017 Movie stars live a different life to us. 1156 01:06:45,226 --> 01:06:47,392 L.A. one minute, Toronto the next... 1157 01:06:47,559 --> 01:06:48,809 Then Draguignan? 1158 01:06:48,976 --> 01:06:50,392 Why not? 1159 01:06:54,518 --> 01:06:55,518 Not bad! 1160 01:07:03,685 --> 01:07:05,143 Did you wash your hair? 1161 01:07:05,352 --> 01:07:06,477 Not since Mom left. 1162 01:07:06,685 --> 01:07:07,977 - Shower? - Same. 1163 01:07:08,185 --> 01:07:10,143 - Brush your teeth? - Two days ago. 1164 01:07:10,352 --> 01:07:11,685 Well, that's OK. 1165 01:07:12,185 --> 01:07:13,060 What's that? 1166 01:07:13,268 --> 01:07:14,393 Eau de Cologne. 1167 01:07:22,685 --> 01:07:24,393 No "Gnagna," not now. 1168 01:07:25,102 --> 01:07:26,852 This is going to be fun. 1169 01:07:32,893 --> 01:07:35,935 I don't understand what you're saying. 1170 01:07:38,310 --> 01:07:39,518 All fastened in. 1171 01:07:41,727 --> 01:07:42,768 Hi! 1172 01:07:43,435 --> 01:07:44,977 Hello, Stinky Booger. 1173 01:07:45,143 --> 01:07:49,185 No more messing with my phone. I'm fed up of it! 1174 01:07:49,352 --> 01:07:50,227 Honestly! 1175 01:07:50,435 --> 01:07:52,435 What brings you here on a Sunday? 1176 01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:55,560 I forgot to pick up my ID after you took photocopies. 1177 01:07:55,727 --> 01:07:58,560 Ah, it must be with my work papers. 1178 01:07:58,727 --> 01:07:59,602 OK, thanks. 1179 01:08:02,061 --> 01:08:05,478 No, wait, Julia, I'll find it! 1180 01:08:05,644 --> 01:08:09,394 Chloé, take care of your brother. Arthur, change that username! 1181 01:08:10,228 --> 01:08:12,394 Get the bag with the sweaters. 1182 01:08:15,394 --> 01:08:17,728 Let me see, where did I put it? 1183 01:08:21,936 --> 01:08:23,603 Have you started the writ? 1184 01:08:23,768 --> 01:08:25,393 Not yet, no. 1185 01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:28,768 So what's that? 1186 01:08:29,518 --> 01:08:31,061 - What? - There. 1187 01:08:33,728 --> 01:08:36,643 I had a few ideas, so... 1188 01:08:36,811 --> 01:08:37,893 I wrote them down. 1189 01:08:39,186 --> 01:08:40,436 You're great, Mr Mercier. 1190 01:08:41,103 --> 01:08:44,728 I considered what you said about a return. 1191 01:08:47,893 --> 01:08:50,728 There you go! It's a good option. 1192 01:08:51,853 --> 01:08:53,643 No... no, I can't. 1193 01:08:53,811 --> 01:08:57,353 The thought of working for them again makes me ill. 1194 01:08:57,518 --> 01:09:00,311 - That pathetic rabbit... - Of course. 1195 01:09:02,728 --> 01:09:05,893 Here it is. Trust me, we'll screw them. 1196 01:09:06,437 --> 01:09:07,812 You work there? 1197 01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:09,854 Where? 1198 01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:19,479 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1199 01:09:23,894 --> 01:09:25,312 HR manager. 1200 01:09:27,062 --> 01:09:28,562 You're taking the piss! 1201 01:09:29,394 --> 01:09:32,229 Please, the children might hear you. 1202 01:09:32,437 --> 01:09:34,269 Why offer to be my lawyer? 1203 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:36,894 I didn't offer, you asked me! 1204 01:09:37,062 --> 01:09:39,062 But you said yes, instead of... 1205 01:09:39,729 --> 01:09:41,394 It was you who fired me! 1206 01:09:42,729 --> 01:09:46,187 Sorry, you hit it off so well with the kids... 1207 01:09:46,354 --> 01:09:47,894 I was snowed under. 1208 01:09:49,229 --> 01:09:50,519 I was ashamed. 1209 01:09:51,394 --> 01:09:54,229 I can't believe it... I just can't! 1210 01:09:54,437 --> 01:09:56,520 What a shit! 1211 01:09:56,687 --> 01:09:57,854 It wasn't your fault. 1212 01:09:58,020 --> 01:09:59,895 No, I mean you. 1213 01:10:00,104 --> 01:10:01,729 What an asshole! 1214 01:10:01,895 --> 01:10:03,437 Hey, that's enough! 1215 01:10:04,645 --> 01:10:06,229 This is my home. 1216 01:10:06,437 --> 01:10:09,645 Yes, I fired you, for three wing nuts. 1217 01:10:09,812 --> 01:10:12,980 Go ahead, blame me, mock the poor rabbit, 1218 01:10:13,146 --> 01:10:16,855 but next time make sure there's no camera watching you steal! 1219 01:10:17,021 --> 01:10:19,355 Those nuts weren't worth 30 cents! 1220 01:10:19,521 --> 01:10:23,521 2.30 euros. Where I come from, you don't steal, whatever the value. 1221 01:10:26,438 --> 01:10:27,438 You're right. 1222 01:10:31,105 --> 01:10:32,313 It's my own fault. 1223 01:10:36,771 --> 01:10:37,896 There. 1224 01:10:38,063 --> 01:10:40,646 As you say, we're from different worlds. 1225 01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:43,855 In mine, we know our children. 1226 01:10:44,938 --> 01:10:47,480 We can deal with our daughter's periods. 1227 01:10:47,688 --> 01:10:50,605 We understand what our two-year-old is saying. 1228 01:10:51,521 --> 01:10:54,146 We don't buy off a little boy with a drone. 1229 01:10:55,563 --> 01:10:58,730 We show an interest in our eldest son's love life. 1230 01:11:08,896 --> 01:11:10,646 Here. Your wing nuts. 1231 01:11:11,105 --> 01:11:13,105 No need to fire me a second time. 1232 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:16,646 I resign. 1233 01:11:35,189 --> 01:11:36,897 Did you find the bag? 1234 01:11:37,064 --> 01:11:38,689 I found something better. 1235 01:11:38,856 --> 01:11:40,606 - Go on. - Later, Dad's here. 1236 01:11:52,314 --> 01:11:54,647 Right, let's get moving. 1237 01:11:54,856 --> 01:11:57,564 Ready for a wild time? 1238 01:11:59,397 --> 01:12:01,731 Thank you all for attending 1239 01:12:01,939 --> 01:12:04,856 the Briconautes Stores event! 1240 01:12:07,481 --> 01:12:09,814 The one you've all been waiting for, 1241 01:12:10,022 --> 01:12:12,981 the one that brings you - us - together. 1242 01:12:13,147 --> 01:12:14,897 Family memories to share, 1243 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:18,064 because at Briconautes, we love family! 1244 01:12:18,231 --> 01:12:22,064 With us today are Mr and Mrs Chassagne! 1245 01:12:22,231 --> 01:12:24,689 Give them a big hand! 1246 01:12:25,357 --> 01:12:27,440 Give it up for Roland Chassagne! 1247 01:12:28,107 --> 01:12:29,148 Bravo! 1248 01:12:31,648 --> 01:12:32,982 It is now time 1249 01:12:33,148 --> 01:12:34,898 to ask our mascot Brico-Bunny 1250 01:12:35,107 --> 01:12:38,482 to light the flame of this Brico-Olympiad! 1251 01:12:38,648 --> 01:12:40,148 All together now... 1252 01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:43,815 The bunny! The bunny! 1253 01:12:50,565 --> 01:12:53,107 Five, four, three, 1254 01:12:53,273 --> 01:12:54,773 two, one... 1255 01:12:57,232 --> 01:12:58,940 Let the Brico-Olympiad begin! 1256 01:13:00,607 --> 01:13:03,773 Dicaprio is a force of nature! 1257 01:13:04,357 --> 01:13:07,523 Mercier is being literally lifted off his feet! 1258 01:13:08,607 --> 01:13:10,940 First victory to Dicaprio! 1259 01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:15,398 Let's go to Antoine Mercier at the Brico-rodeo. 1260 01:13:17,023 --> 01:13:18,440 He's down already. 1261 01:13:19,023 --> 01:13:22,273 Dicaprio, though, is holding on. 1262 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:23,982 He ends with a flourish! 1263 01:13:24,148 --> 01:13:25,732 GREEN TEAM - RED TEAM 1264 01:13:25,898 --> 01:13:28,940 An amazing start for Dicaprio! 1265 01:13:29,107 --> 01:13:32,858 Antoine Mercier is lagging behind... Easily beaten! 1266 01:13:34,191 --> 01:13:36,816 Next up is the Brico-bridge. 1267 01:13:48,066 --> 01:13:52,149 Off we go. Great start by Dicaprio, who's leading already. 1268 01:13:52,316 --> 01:13:55,024 Keep at it, all hands on deck! 1269 01:13:55,191 --> 01:13:56,191 Stop, you're panicking me! 1270 01:13:57,316 --> 01:13:59,233 - What are we waiting for? - The right moment. 1271 01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:03,274 Come on, let's give it up for the two teams! 1272 01:14:04,733 --> 01:14:06,233 Dicaprio in the lead, 1273 01:14:06,399 --> 01:14:08,358 Mercier is lagging behind. 1274 01:14:08,566 --> 01:14:10,524 And Dicaprio wins! 1275 01:14:10,691 --> 01:14:14,066 The very name is the stuff of dreams! 1276 01:14:14,274 --> 01:14:17,899 Let's give a big hand to the winner of this first set, 1277 01:14:18,066 --> 01:14:20,566 Mister Di... caprio! 1278 01:14:24,274 --> 01:14:26,774 Dad, we can win lots of points on that. 1279 01:14:30,691 --> 01:14:33,774 No, but it's perfect for you, Christine. 1280 01:14:33,941 --> 01:14:34,941 Come on, Dad! 1281 01:14:35,149 --> 01:14:36,149 Oh no. 1282 01:14:37,274 --> 01:14:39,192 Let's hear it for Dicaprio! 1283 01:14:39,359 --> 01:14:42,484 Antoine Mercier's team is struggling this year. 1284 01:14:43,067 --> 01:14:44,734 Here... no, you. 1285 01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:50,567 Shall we go? 1286 01:14:52,234 --> 01:14:55,234 Stay there, Jojo, don't move. 1287 01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:58,692 - Aim for the skittles. - Don't worry, we will... Ready? 1288 01:14:58,859 --> 01:15:00,317 When you're ready. 1289 01:15:00,484 --> 01:15:02,525 First, we just wanted to tell you... 1290 01:15:02,734 --> 01:15:03,900 We love you, Dad. 1291 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:06,692 But you really need to change. 1292 01:15:08,650 --> 01:15:10,900 Yeah, great... Exactly. 1293 01:15:12,067 --> 01:15:12,942 Go! 1294 01:15:16,442 --> 01:15:18,817 - What are you doing? - Naninana! 1295 01:15:18,984 --> 01:15:21,109 - What did he say? - He wants Julia back. 1296 01:15:21,275 --> 01:15:24,150 We'll see. Now turn me round. 1297 01:15:24,317 --> 01:15:25,400 No, now! 1298 01:15:25,567 --> 01:15:26,859 What are you doing? 1299 01:15:27,025 --> 01:15:29,275 Put me the right way round! 1300 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:31,567 Aim for the skittles! 1301 01:15:32,734 --> 01:15:34,817 Put me the right way round! 1302 01:15:47,651 --> 01:15:48,901 What have we done? 1303 01:15:49,110 --> 01:15:50,526 Why did we do that? 1304 01:15:52,776 --> 01:15:53,443 Help! 1305 01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:13,235 Sorry, ma'am! 1306 01:16:14,443 --> 01:16:16,110 Game, set and match. 1307 01:16:25,776 --> 01:16:27,818 Bunny... my bunny! 1308 01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:34,651 Shit! 1309 01:16:40,026 --> 01:16:42,485 Your tail's on fire! It's burning! 1310 01:16:43,526 --> 01:16:45,443 I'd better cancel my cousin. 1311 01:16:45,651 --> 01:16:49,068 What are you waiting for? Do something, for fuck's sake! 1312 01:17:09,819 --> 01:17:11,486 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1313 01:17:30,777 --> 01:17:33,152 Maybe we shouldn't have done that. 1314 01:17:33,361 --> 01:17:34,319 Yeah. 1315 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:38,902 Don't worry, I'll look after him. 1316 01:17:39,902 --> 01:17:41,527 Yell if you feel like it. 1317 01:17:42,611 --> 01:17:45,069 It'll be better for all concerned. 1318 01:17:45,236 --> 01:17:48,569 I'll keep them at home till Isabelle gets back. 1319 01:17:50,111 --> 01:17:52,486 I'll leave Jojo with you, though. 1320 01:17:52,652 --> 01:17:54,694 I never know what he's saying. 1321 01:18:29,278 --> 01:18:31,112 I don't understand you, son. 1322 01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:37,362 I don't understand. 1323 01:18:56,362 --> 01:18:58,362 I wish I could understand you. 1324 01:20:18,489 --> 01:20:19,989 HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY 1325 01:20:25,072 --> 01:20:26,780 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1326 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:36,572 FAMILY RECORD 1327 01:20:47,780 --> 01:20:49,280 9.22pm. 1328 01:20:59,614 --> 01:21:00,947 Yes, Christine? 1329 01:21:01,864 --> 01:21:04,947 Chassagne has called a meeting, 11am tomorrow. 1330 01:21:05,114 --> 01:21:07,239 - He wants you there. - He wasted no time. 1331 01:21:07,447 --> 01:21:08,489 I'm sorry. 1332 01:21:08,655 --> 01:21:10,364 Is that OK? 1333 01:21:10,530 --> 01:21:13,405 Yes, don't worry. See you tomorrow. 1334 01:21:16,072 --> 01:21:18,365 - Mr Mercier, hi! - Hello. 1335 01:21:18,573 --> 01:21:21,865 Here, he's had his DT-polio booster, 1336 01:21:22,073 --> 01:21:25,031 he may have a fever for a few days. 1337 01:21:25,198 --> 01:21:27,198 Well, tomorrow is Inset Day, 1338 01:21:27,365 --> 01:21:28,615 Jojo will be with you. 1339 01:21:28,823 --> 01:21:29,656 Of course. 1340 01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:34,448 Bye-bye. 1341 01:21:34,656 --> 01:21:36,823 Good! You said goodbye to Daddy? 1342 01:21:37,531 --> 01:21:38,406 Bye-bye. 1343 01:21:39,906 --> 01:21:40,990 Bye-bye. 1344 01:21:44,573 --> 01:21:46,031 You have to go now. 1345 01:21:48,031 --> 01:21:48,906 Bye. 1346 01:22:08,865 --> 01:22:10,865 I just got fired. 1347 01:22:12,031 --> 01:22:13,448 Know a good lawyer? 1348 01:22:16,073 --> 01:22:17,031 Come in. 1349 01:22:21,156 --> 01:22:22,323 Why are you here? 1350 01:22:23,199 --> 01:22:26,282 If you're worried I'll sue you, you convinced me not to. 1351 01:22:27,366 --> 01:22:30,366 Also, I don't know a good lawyer. 1352 01:22:30,532 --> 01:22:31,866 There's my wife. 1353 01:22:32,032 --> 01:22:33,866 She'd work to sue you? 1354 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:36,491 I'm worried she'd enjoy it. 1355 01:22:40,241 --> 01:22:42,199 You look after these kids too? 1356 01:22:42,407 --> 01:22:44,282 This one's like Dumbo! 1357 01:22:44,949 --> 01:22:47,824 That's Mathieu... He's my son. 1358 01:22:48,866 --> 01:22:49,907 I'm sorry. 1359 01:22:50,616 --> 01:22:51,824 Forgive me. 1360 01:22:52,032 --> 01:22:54,449 I don't mind when you speak the truth. 1361 01:22:56,116 --> 01:22:57,449 I love this photo. 1362 01:22:58,574 --> 01:22:59,741 Who's the dad? 1363 01:22:59,907 --> 01:23:00,991 The "mid-husband". 1364 01:23:01,157 --> 01:23:02,157 Of course. 1365 01:23:03,366 --> 01:23:05,949 The wing nuts were to repair his robot. 1366 01:23:30,742 --> 01:23:34,742 Right... I have to collect Mathieu from school. 1367 01:23:39,117 --> 01:23:41,075 You're a special person, Julia. 1368 01:23:42,533 --> 01:23:43,408 Thank you. 1369 01:23:44,825 --> 01:23:47,367 Thanks for everything you've done for us. 1370 01:23:55,950 --> 01:23:58,200 Gentlemen, it's a big day for me. 1371 01:23:58,408 --> 01:24:01,867 I suggest we make official Mr Dicaprio's appointment 1372 01:24:02,075 --> 01:24:05,450 to replace me as the new managing director. 1373 01:24:09,325 --> 01:24:11,533 Thanks for your faith in me, Mr Chassagne. 1374 01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:13,158 No, call me Roland. 1375 01:24:13,325 --> 01:24:14,992 Thank you, Roland. 1376 01:24:15,408 --> 01:24:16,700 As for you, Antoine, 1377 01:24:16,867 --> 01:24:19,658 in view of recent unfortunate events, 1378 01:24:19,867 --> 01:24:22,117 the committee has made a grave decision. 1379 01:24:22,283 --> 01:24:25,367 No one doubts your abilities and commitment 1380 01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:27,658 to the company these past 18 years, 1381 01:24:27,867 --> 01:24:29,992 but we believe it would be 1382 01:24:30,158 --> 01:24:33,575 inappropriate for you to remain in charge of HR. 1383 01:24:33,783 --> 01:24:38,034 Hence we have unanimously decided to offer you a new position. 1384 01:24:38,243 --> 01:24:39,159 Daddy? 1385 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,534 What? 1386 01:24:41,701 --> 01:24:43,368 A new position, Mercier! 1387 01:24:43,534 --> 01:24:46,118 Shh, please, let him speak. 1388 01:24:46,326 --> 01:24:47,534 What was that, Jojo? 1389 01:24:47,743 --> 01:24:48,659 Daddy! 1390 01:24:48,826 --> 01:24:50,576 Hear that? He said Daddy. 1391 01:24:50,784 --> 01:24:52,284 Sounded like "Gnagna". 1392 01:24:54,326 --> 01:24:55,993 - Say "crayon". - Crayon! 1393 01:24:57,368 --> 01:24:59,201 - Say "paper". - Paper. 1394 01:25:01,118 --> 01:25:03,243 - Say telephone. - Telephone! 1395 01:25:03,409 --> 01:25:04,909 Antoine, are you listening? 1396 01:25:05,076 --> 01:25:07,493 Big Farty Booger, 1397 01:25:07,659 --> 01:25:09,368 what can I do for you? 1398 01:25:10,493 --> 01:25:12,743 Get out of here! Now! 1399 01:25:12,909 --> 01:25:14,993 Shall we go home, Daddy? 1400 01:25:15,159 --> 01:25:17,451 You're right, son. Let's go home. 1401 01:25:28,993 --> 01:25:31,701 What will you do now, Mr Mercier? 1402 01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:33,701 I don't know. Take time out. 1403 01:25:36,243 --> 01:25:38,201 Stop it, that's Christine's... 1404 01:25:42,702 --> 01:25:43,660 Christiane's. 1405 01:25:43,827 --> 01:25:45,869 Yes, people often get it wrong. 1406 01:25:46,410 --> 01:25:47,785 I didn't deserve you. 1407 01:25:48,869 --> 01:25:51,035 I doubt things will get better. 1408 01:25:51,202 --> 01:25:53,952 Goodbye, Christiane. 1409 01:25:54,119 --> 01:25:55,952 Goodbye... Antoine. 1410 01:25:56,119 --> 01:25:57,910 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1411 01:25:58,077 --> 01:25:58,952 Thank you. 1412 01:25:59,119 --> 01:26:00,327 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1413 01:26:00,494 --> 01:26:02,285 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1414 01:26:04,535 --> 01:26:06,285 Bye-bye, Christiane! 1415 01:26:07,577 --> 01:26:08,952 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1416 01:26:22,077 --> 01:26:25,994 I need a replacement car, luxury model, ASAP. 1417 01:26:26,785 --> 01:26:28,785 No, I don't know my police number. 1418 01:26:28,994 --> 01:26:31,410 Dicaprio, like the actor. 1419 01:26:32,119 --> 01:26:33,410 Thierry. 1420 01:26:33,577 --> 01:26:35,827 Sorry, is your first name Thierry? 1421 01:26:35,994 --> 01:26:37,202 Yes, why? 1422 01:26:37,410 --> 01:26:38,785 Thierry Dicaprio? 1423 01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:41,035 Bernard Pitt? 1424 01:26:41,202 --> 01:26:44,702 Shut up. Beat it, go sign on unemployed! 1425 01:26:44,910 --> 01:26:45,785 Not you. 1426 01:26:45,952 --> 01:26:47,869 I wasn't talking to you. 1427 01:26:48,077 --> 01:26:49,745 Is the man mad? 1428 01:26:49,953 --> 01:26:52,328 Yes, he is mad, he isn't very happy. 1429 01:26:52,495 --> 01:26:54,370 No, not an Espace either! 1430 01:26:54,536 --> 01:26:56,078 Daddy happy? 1431 01:26:56,245 --> 01:26:59,078 Yes, Daddy's very happy. Come on. 1432 01:27:00,078 --> 01:27:02,078 Come on, son, we're going home. 1433 01:27:02,286 --> 01:27:03,536 Not a Kangoo. 1434 01:27:04,328 --> 01:27:07,578 Or a Fiat Punto. A Punto isn't what I'm asking for! 1435 01:27:08,578 --> 01:27:09,745 40-15. 1436 01:27:21,245 --> 01:27:23,370 Out! Game to Miss Autexier. 1437 01:27:29,370 --> 01:27:32,578 Come on, Emma, you're mentally stronger. 1438 01:27:32,745 --> 01:27:33,995 Keep at it! 1439 01:27:35,161 --> 01:27:37,370 Go to the net, attack her backhand. 1440 01:27:42,578 --> 01:27:43,453 What? 1441 01:27:44,786 --> 01:27:45,745 Nothing. 1442 01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:48,203 You're teasing me. 1443 01:27:48,370 --> 01:27:49,786 No, on the contrary. 1444 01:27:50,495 --> 01:27:53,286 Just remember, you sent your dad bowling. 1445 01:27:54,078 --> 01:27:56,662 - Sorry, it was Chloé's idea. - It was not! 1446 01:27:59,121 --> 01:28:00,704 Miss Han Tran to serve. 1447 01:28:00,871 --> 01:28:05,121 Sorry, Dad, we wanted to make a point but it went too far. 1448 01:28:07,621 --> 01:28:08,787 Come here, you. 1449 01:28:08,996 --> 01:28:10,121 Sorry, Dad. 1450 01:28:10,621 --> 01:28:12,621 Yeah, we're sorry about Sunday. 1451 01:28:14,412 --> 01:28:17,621 Yeah... and I'm sorry for all the other days. 1452 01:28:19,287 --> 01:28:23,537 A lifetime working in human relations and I don't know my own kids. 1453 01:28:24,829 --> 01:28:26,996 The important things passed me by. 1454 01:28:27,162 --> 01:28:29,537 - Shh! - Can't you see we're making up?! 1455 01:28:29,704 --> 01:28:32,246 Skip the family therapy and watch the match! 1456 01:28:32,454 --> 01:28:34,162 Mom, you're never off the phone! 1457 01:28:34,329 --> 01:28:35,329 I'm outta here. 1458 01:28:35,537 --> 01:28:38,079 Is it so hard to be with your family? 1459 01:28:38,246 --> 01:28:39,246 Mine are the same! 1460 01:28:39,412 --> 01:28:40,704 Only we weren't ditched! 1461 01:28:40,871 --> 01:28:42,621 What was that, Stanislas? 1462 01:28:42,787 --> 01:28:44,746 - You've already had two! - I want three! 1463 01:28:44,954 --> 01:28:49,329 Please! The girls are playing for a place in the national team! 1464 01:28:49,496 --> 01:28:51,954 Anyone who isn't interested, 1465 01:28:52,121 --> 01:28:54,412 I'll ask you to go home! 1466 01:28:59,704 --> 01:29:01,872 What are you doing? It isn't over! 1467 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:04,872 To hell with tennis, I want some fun too. 1468 01:29:05,038 --> 01:29:06,747 You've always loved tennis! 1469 01:29:06,913 --> 01:29:08,122 No, you have! 1470 01:29:08,330 --> 01:29:12,788 Grab a racket, do a few drop shots like John Borg, and leave me alone! 1471 01:29:12,955 --> 01:29:14,122 It's Björn Borg! 1472 01:29:14,330 --> 01:29:16,038 Come on, we're leaving too. 1473 01:29:16,247 --> 01:29:17,497 Quiet, please! 1474 01:29:19,372 --> 01:29:21,663 We have a lot to do before Mom gets back. 1475 01:29:21,872 --> 01:29:24,330 - Already? - It's gone by so quickly! 1476 01:29:24,538 --> 01:29:26,413 Dad, everyone's laughing at me. 1477 01:29:26,580 --> 01:29:28,122 It's the Superman mask. 1478 01:29:30,747 --> 01:29:31,663 Come on! 1479 01:29:59,455 --> 01:30:00,413 Hello! 1480 01:30:15,248 --> 01:30:16,664 Hi, everyone! 1481 01:30:25,998 --> 01:30:27,164 Anyone home? 1482 01:30:27,331 --> 01:30:29,414 Mom, what are you doing here? 1483 01:30:29,581 --> 01:30:30,831 I'm so glad! 1484 01:30:30,998 --> 01:30:32,164 Mom! 1485 01:30:32,331 --> 01:30:33,456 My loves! 1486 01:30:34,373 --> 01:30:35,998 Good to see you. 1487 01:30:36,206 --> 01:30:38,498 - Who have we got here? - My darling! 1488 01:30:38,998 --> 01:30:40,456 Oh, it's Mom! 1489 01:30:41,289 --> 01:30:43,373 My superhero, you've grown! 1490 01:30:43,581 --> 01:30:44,623 I love you, Mom! 1491 01:30:44,789 --> 01:30:46,706 And me? What about Dad? 1492 01:30:47,956 --> 01:30:49,539 It's good you're back. 1493 01:30:49,748 --> 01:30:51,414 You forgot I was home today? 1494 01:30:51,581 --> 01:30:56,039 No, I thought it was tomorrow, or we'd have tidied up. 1495 01:30:56,206 --> 01:30:59,581 - You're all tanned, you look lovely. - Thank you! 1496 01:30:59,748 --> 01:31:01,289 So it wasn't too tough? 1497 01:31:01,498 --> 01:31:03,998 Tough? No, we were fine, right? 1498 01:31:04,164 --> 01:31:05,789 - Great, Dad! - Perfect. 1499 01:31:05,956 --> 01:31:06,748 Wonderful! 1500 01:31:06,914 --> 01:31:07,831 Poop! 1501 01:31:08,623 --> 01:31:10,456 - Chloé! - Ah, it's my turn. 1502 01:31:10,623 --> 01:31:13,289 I'll help you and read a story. 1503 01:31:13,957 --> 01:31:15,582 I'll take your bag up, Mom. 1504 01:31:16,707 --> 01:31:18,749 And finish your homework. 1505 01:31:18,957 --> 01:31:21,624 - OK, Pa. - He always needs prompting. 1506 01:31:22,415 --> 01:31:23,957 Are you all on drugs?! 1507 01:31:24,124 --> 01:31:26,124 Why do you say that? 1508 01:31:26,665 --> 01:31:28,665 Everything seems so weird. 1509 01:31:30,332 --> 01:31:32,582 - You didn't have any problems? - No. 1510 01:31:33,499 --> 01:31:36,040 - You don't even look tired! - Stop it. 1511 01:31:36,207 --> 01:31:38,207 Sure, it's hard work. 1512 01:31:38,415 --> 01:31:41,332 Jojo was 38.7° after his vaccine. 1513 01:31:41,540 --> 01:31:42,665 But I managed. 1514 01:31:43,124 --> 01:31:45,415 It's manageable, as you well know. 1515 01:31:47,165 --> 01:31:48,082 OK. 1516 01:31:49,332 --> 01:31:50,665 And work was OK? 1517 01:31:50,832 --> 01:31:52,207 Shh, no, don't. 1518 01:31:52,415 --> 01:31:55,790 No talking about work, not at home. 1519 01:31:57,040 --> 01:32:01,749 OK... I think I slipped through a gap in the spatiotemporal continuum. 1520 01:32:03,915 --> 01:32:06,749 Everything's fine, we have a beautiful family. 1521 01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:10,749 Welcome to your home. 1522 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,416 My loves. 1523 01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:31,333 I missed you so much. 1524 01:32:32,208 --> 01:32:34,750 How I've needed this! 1525 01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:39,000 You want the cape? With the mask. 1526 01:32:39,166 --> 01:32:41,166 Hey, my superhero. 1527 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:49,416 OK, there's still work to be done. 1528 01:32:49,625 --> 01:32:52,250 Soon it'll be adolescence, conflicts, 1529 01:32:52,458 --> 01:32:54,833 collecting them from parties at 4am. 1530 01:32:55,041 --> 01:32:58,291 One falling in love, another heartbroken. 1531 01:32:59,416 --> 01:33:01,750 No one knows what tomorrow will bring. 1532 01:33:03,333 --> 01:33:04,458 Am I afraid? 1533 01:33:05,708 --> 01:33:07,166 Of course I am! 1534 01:33:07,375 --> 01:33:10,083 But I'd like to think for a fleeting moment 1535 01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:13,208 that I'll be up to it, that we'll be up to it. 1536 01:33:13,625 --> 01:33:17,416 Because we're a beautiful family and everything will be fine. 1537 01:33:17,833 --> 01:33:19,625 Who are you talking to, Dad? 1538 01:33:19,833 --> 01:33:22,333 Yes, how come you're talking to yourself? 1539 01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:24,833 It's nothing, don't worry. 1540 01:33:26,583 --> 01:33:28,834 I've been thinking while I was away. 1541 01:33:29,042 --> 01:33:30,834 I want to be a lawyer again. 1542 01:33:31,042 --> 01:33:32,417 Is it well paid? 1543 01:33:32,626 --> 01:33:33,542 Why do you ask? 1544 01:33:33,751 --> 01:33:36,376 - 'Cause Dad was fired. - What?! 1545 01:33:36,584 --> 01:33:38,667 And you microwaved the hamster. 1546 01:33:38,876 --> 01:33:40,417 He knocked Maria over too. 1547 01:33:40,626 --> 01:33:43,251 - They rolled me in a giant ball! - Chloé's idea! 1548 01:33:43,459 --> 01:33:47,084 - Maxime threw rocks at the house. - Because Jojo was drowning! 1549 01:33:47,292 --> 01:33:49,042 - Julia saved us, Dad fired her. - What? 1550 01:33:49,251 --> 01:33:52,126 Dad tried to sort Chloé's period out with his phone 1551 01:33:52,334 --> 01:33:53,959 but the washing machine flooded! 1552 01:33:55,751 --> 01:33:58,542 Oh dear, what kind of family are you? 1553 01:33:59,792 --> 01:34:00,834 Bye! 1554 01:34:02,251 --> 01:34:09,834 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 1555 01:34:14,306 --> 01:34:19,306 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 106804