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Fuck you guys want?
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It's the recap shit.
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What, you guys miss last week's episode?
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We should probably show it to 'em.
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I guess.
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Go!
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You want to volunteer? Here?
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Yes, sir. In need of some documentation,
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community service. Trying
to get into West Point.
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Only takes three or four minutes
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if you get the, hose
on the tailpipe right.
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You're killing dogs?
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All right, well, you guys just relax.
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Just die naturally.
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Where are all the female employees?
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- At the woman's march!
- Selling pussy hats.
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"Jugs"?
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I lied to you this morning.
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- There is a woman on my site.
- Who?
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Me.
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A-are they giving you
your meds in there?
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I-I'm protecting
defenseless lambs from having
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their emotional and
physical spirits slaughtered.
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Gallagher! You made bail.
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Your disciples!
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We crowd sourced your
bail to get you out.
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Gay Jesus!
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- Commercial real estate?
- Yeah,
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you're the one who told me to invest.
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Max Whitford's just gonna
try and fuck you, trust me.
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You seem savvy. We're putting in
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another Sunset Brooks
senior care center.
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You'd need a hundred to play.
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Then I got a hundred in my pocket.
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We did it.
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- I need a sponsor.
- Me?
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Helping another AA member's
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a hell of a lot better for your sobriety
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than chasing after a
kid who's not yours.
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I'll sponsor you. Come on.
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We someone who will promote
and protect our values!
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What about Mo White?
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Let's make Chicago White again!
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Mo White?
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Yeah. Who are you?
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Your country needs you.
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That'll show those
misogynistic motherfuckers.
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Fuck, yes!
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Only two dicks left.
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Clearly you haven't had much experience
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around a dick. It's more like this.
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Ooh. Hey.
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- En garde!
- Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Shh, shh!
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Yeah, we're gonna get busted.
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Okay, who's next?
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This one.
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Hell, no.
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Yo, yo, Darryl fucking Feathers, man!
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He was the foreman at my last job.
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Shit. This one gets two dicks.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Um... The fuck you doing?
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Waiting.
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- Waiting for what?
- Shim.
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Good morning, my
indigenous South Siders!
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Don't mind me.
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Just showing our support
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for a better tomorrow.
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Hi.
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W-what's a "shim"?
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Shim. God.
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But God doesn't have a gender,
or maybe it's both genders,
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so she, him... Shim.
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Mother-father God.
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And you're waiting for Shim to...
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Talk to me.
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Tell me what to do next.
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Does that happen a lot?
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Used to all the time in jail,
but since I've been out, nothing.
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That's because it never happened.
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Shim,
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a higher power, the great
I Am, Great Spirit...
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Call it whatever you want...
But it ain't talking to you.
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And we weren't talking to you.
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Enlightenment, or
whatever these new-fangled
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hippy-dippy religions are selling,
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is a waste of time.
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Gay Jesus, Taoism,
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Scientology, Christian Science,
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Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra...
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It's like going to one
of those flaky schools
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where the students create
their own curriculum,
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then don't get graded on it.
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Religion isn't a startup, Ian.
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You want God to talk to you,
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you gotta stick with
Buddhism,
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Judaism, Christianity.
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And if you break the rules,
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you burn in hell for all eternity.
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And there's your enlightenment.
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In the meantime,
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I shall be saving the South Side
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from the endless caravan of immigrants.
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All right. You guys
should get going?
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Come on. You don't want to be late
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for your first day of public school.
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That's the one thing they care about.
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Wait.
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There.
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Later.
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Hey, buddy, Liam, might
want to lose the tie.
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No? Okay.
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We're making sandwiches now, Pops?
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You think that's weird?
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Here you go, Miss Riley.
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I can assure you,
there was no suffering.
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Bless you, sweet boy.
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Sparky's in a better place.
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We done?
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Ta-da! What do you think?
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It's an empty lot.
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Yeah, 1/10th of which belongs to me.
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But it's not about
what it looks like now.
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It's about what it's gonna be.
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You're looking at the future site
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of Sunset Brook Senior Care, phase two.
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It's nice?
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""? What is ""?
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Well, just seems like they could've
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put a bit more money
into the architecture,
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you know?
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Well, they're going for a
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really simple, practical,
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kind of European vibe. I love it.
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Yeah, well, it's definitely practical.
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Is this the thing
Whitford sucked you into?
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Whitford didn't suck me into anything.
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I invested in a limited partnership.
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So Max Whitford makes
all the decisions?
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The general partner does, yes.
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It's an LLC, which means
my liability is limited,
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so I can't get sued
by some junkie roofer.
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So you can only
lose all your investment,
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which was how much again?
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- Dollars?
- With a 30% return
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expected in less than a year.
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Come on. Still got 12 blocks to go.
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Christ. Seriously?
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Don't worry, Sparky.
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I'm gonna be with you here till the end.
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"Pablo would like to play and run.
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He'd spend his day in
the bright, warm sun."
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Hey. Morning.
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Sorry. The meeting's done already?
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They're just getting
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- started... there you go.
- Hey, man.
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Thanks for letting me
call you at 2:00 a.m.
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Yeah, that's what
sponsors are for, you know?
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Could I get you to sign my court sheet?
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Yeah, look, you gotta be
on time, though, all right?
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I don't sign for short-timers.
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Sorry.
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It's all right.
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Hello?
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Shit. Is she okay?
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Yeah. All right, okay.
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Yeah, I'll be right there.
Yo, I gotta go, all right?
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My kid's in the emergency room.
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You have a kid?
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We need more dicks.
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I know!
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So I know these women in my
trade school welding class.
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- I think they can help.
- Cool.
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You know if you mouth
the words "olive juice,"
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it looks like you're
saying "I love you"?
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- What?
- Watch.
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My God. It totally does.
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Right?
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Yeah, I don't have
many straight friends.
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I kind of like this.
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Me too. I like having a gay friend.
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How old were you when
you realized you were gay?
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The second they slapped my ass
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and cut the umbilical cord.
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Okay.
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Shit. Look.
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Luh-luh-look.
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I love it.
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Hey.
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What the hell?
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They made a list of the rapiest bars
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in the South Side, and
The Alibi's number one?
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I haven't raped anybody in here.
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No one's ever raped anyone in here!
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At least not in the inside.
Out in the alleyway, maybe.
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But I knew people thought
The Alibi was shitty,
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but now they think we're rapey?
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- Who says we're rapey?
- Some stupid article.
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Give it to me. Who wrote it?
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Bethany Pickford-Watson.
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Of course she has two last names.
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Does she look familiar to you?
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- Probably some lesbo.
- No. No.
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- I'd hit that for sure.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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"They even pay black prostitutes
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with fake boobs to walk
around in short skirts."
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I'ma kill that bitch.
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This is so unfair.
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I mean, look around.
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W-w-what's so rapey
about this place, anyway?
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I don't know, V. Maybe this place
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- is a little rapey.
- You think?
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Craig has his dick out right now.
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Craig! Damn it, man!
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Ball bag was hot.
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Just a little pop quiz
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to see how your weekend was.
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Just kidding. It's
actually ten questions
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to see if you remember
how to diagram a sentence.
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Liam.
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Since this is your first day,
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I don't expect you to know any of this.
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Just do the best you can.
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Begin.
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Psst.
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Psst, hey.
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Greetings, fellow men of leisure!
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I brought free shit for ya,
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so wear it with pride.
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I got hats. Here you go.
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Hats for everyone.
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V, can I get a little, um...
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What else have I got?
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T-shirts. Check these out.
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Pass 'em down there.
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These are cool. One size fits all.
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What else do I have? Bumper stickers.
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Here, pass those down, would you?
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And, of course, it wouldn't
be a political campaign
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without buttons.
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Thank you, V.
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Mo Better."
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You know that's racist, right?
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And, needless to say,
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your political contributions are welcome
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and most appreciated.
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Are you joking me?
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Need I remind you, gentlemen and lady,
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what is at stake here?
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No one is protecting us.
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Mo White is our only hope.
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You sure this isn't
about the money, Frank?
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Of course it's about the money, Tommy!
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Contributions are the lifeblood
of a political campaign.
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Do you really think the
Ruiz or Wyman campaign
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gives a shit about us?
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Hell, no!
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They're too busy whining
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about equality and cultural heritage.
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They're not even from the South Side!
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And I don't know that they were
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born in this country.
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Ruiz?
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The hell kind of a name is that?
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I'd like to see that birth certificate.
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00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:41,150
Mo White will fight for
the things we care about.
270
00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:47,826
Thank you, man. Thank you. Gentlemen?
271
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:50,073
Come on, guys. Let's do this.
272
00:14:50,075 --> 00:14:51,646
I know. It's a bitter pill.
273
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:54,912
We gotta do it for our own good.
274
00:14:54,914 --> 00:14:56,865
Here you go. There you go.
275
00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:59,724
Don't look at me like
that. Come on. Come on.
276
00:14:59,727 --> 00:15:01,668
- Guys, come on.
- Come on. South Side!
277
00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:02,878
It's important.
278
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,130
Fine.
279
00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:06,798
I'm not even gonna ask.
280
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,761
If you will excuse me...
281
00:15:12,681 --> 00:15:14,389
I got some winnin' to do.
282
00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:17,985
Make sure you vote!
283
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,845
I still can't believe you invested
284
00:15:21,848 --> 00:15:23,724
$100,000 in a vacant lot.
285
00:15:23,727 --> 00:15:25,868
Yep. Signing the papers tonight,
286
00:15:25,871 --> 00:15:27,788
and then we're gonna flip it quick.
287
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:31,365
I'm meeting him at 7:00.
288
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,579
Does Whitford even know about me?
289
00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:37,995
Does he know about me,
that we're together?
290
00:15:37,998 --> 00:15:40,290
Yeah, we talked about you.
291
00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:44,378
Who are you selling it to?
292
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,654
Sunset Brook.
293
00:15:45,657 --> 00:15:47,922
They're in negotiations to buy the land.
294
00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:48,966
Hi!
295
00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:50,759
So the deal isn't done yet?
296
00:15:50,761 --> 00:15:52,258
Why are you shitting on my parade?
297
00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,850
Just because you don't
think it's a good idea
298
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,685
doesn't mean you gotta
be a dick about it.
299
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,891
I'm not trying to be a dick.
300
00:15:57,893 --> 00:16:01,235
I'm just saying that it might be...
301
00:16:01,238 --> 00:16:02,990
I thought we were gonna eat together.
302
00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:05,315
We can't sit at the table
like normal human beings?
303
00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:06,782
Yeah, but then the fries get cold.
304
00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:08,602
- Who likes cold French fries?
- Well you didn't even
305
00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,430
order fries. Those are my fries.
306
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,365
Well, here. You can't eat them all.
307
00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:13,868
Thank you very much.
308
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:18,407
Listen, for the record,
I do fully support you.
309
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:21,313
Phase two is... is gonna be great.
310
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:22,866
Well, don't just say it 'cause you think
311
00:16:22,868 --> 00:16:24,313
it's what I want to hear. Be honest.
312
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,384
I was being honest, and then you told me
313
00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,079
I was shitting all over your parade.
314
00:16:27,082 --> 00:16:28,961
Can I have my cheeseburger, please?
315
00:16:28,964 --> 00:16:30,714
Yeah.
316
00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:32,883
Thank you.
317
00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:34,266
I'll be at the table.
318
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:02,164
Look, I've never been to
a Buddhist temple before.
319
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:05,459
I need Shim to talk to me.
320
00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:08,253
God. To talk to me.
321
00:17:10,924 --> 00:17:12,724
Any tips?
322
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:16,136
Repeat. "I'm here to learn."
323
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:17,679
I'm here to learn.
324
00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:20,451
"I take refuge in the Buddha."
325
00:17:20,454 --> 00:17:22,680
I take refuge in the Buddha.
326
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:25,058
"Until I attain enlightenment."
327
00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:28,022
Until I attain enlightenment.
328
00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,947
Quick question.
329
00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:42,204
Once I attain enlightenment,
330
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,039
then will Shim talk to me?
331
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,591
'Cause they did for a while.
332
00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:48,763
But then, suddenly, it stopped.
333
00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:52,464
So did Shim stop talking to me,
334
00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:54,396
or did I stop hearing Shim?
335
00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:05,083
I got this, Ralph.
336
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:07,266
- You sure?
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
337
00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:08,601
I'll take care of Bootsie.
338
00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,782
Okay. Thanks, Carl.
339
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,620
See you tomorrow.
340
00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:15,456
Don't worry, Bootsie.
341
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,572
No serenity for you today.
342
00:18:33,188 --> 00:18:36,505
Get your dumb-ass tote
bag out of my space!
343
00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:38,009
It's actually not a tote bag.
344
00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:39,260
It's a satchel.
345
00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:40,804
And who the hell starts a new school
346
00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,427
with three weeks left
in the school year?
347
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,560
All the private schools were full.
348
00:18:46,311 --> 00:18:48,641
Fucking satchel boy.
349
00:18:54,361 --> 00:18:57,446
I have two daughters.
What kind of father am I
350
00:18:57,449 --> 00:19:00,198
if I'm also the owner
of the local rapery?
351
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,696
V got to you, didn't she?
352
00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:03,368
The Alibi should be a sanctuary,
353
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,841
a haven where women can come, relax,
354
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,524
and only get laid if they want to.
355
00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:09,040
We could all use a place where we could
356
00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:10,422
get laid if we wanted to.
357
00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:11,959
In this day and age, you can't
358
00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:13,266
say shit to a woman
359
00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:15,912
without her crying
harassment. Hell, they'd sue
360
00:19:15,915 --> 00:19:18,091
their own reflections if they could.
361
00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,051
I'm just not gonna talk to them anymore.
362
00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:21,470
No one talks to your ass anyway.
363
00:19:21,472 --> 00:19:23,540
Yeah, but if they did,
I wouldn't say anything.
364
00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:25,960
Creepily glaring at
them is not the answer.
365
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,891
Hell, I probably catcalled
nine or ten women yesterday.
366
00:19:28,894 --> 00:19:30,904
- You think women like that?
- I'm in construction.
367
00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:32,966
I can't just change. Doesn't matter
368
00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:35,567
if time's up or not.
If a chick walks by,
369
00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:37,235
I instinctively grab my balls,
370
00:19:37,237 --> 00:19:39,130
and yell "Suck on this."
It's just what happens.
371
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,406
All right, let's start there.
372
00:19:41,408 --> 00:19:43,251
You can't call 'em chicks anymore.
373
00:19:43,254 --> 00:19:44,910
Tail?
374
00:19:44,912 --> 00:19:46,620
- No.
- Wool?
375
00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:48,040
No.
376
00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,209
Women?
377
00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:50,771
I don't think so.
378
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,586
Contains the word "men."
379
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,357
I got it.
380
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,499
Vaginal enterprises.
381
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,044
Okay, I'm out.
382
00:20:01,047 --> 00:20:03,261
Maybe we should just stick with "women."
383
00:20:03,263 --> 00:20:07,182
Some... women... That's better.
384
00:20:07,184 --> 00:20:09,279
Some women like to be
told they're pretty.
385
00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:10,432
Now, how are we supposed
386
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:11,795
to know the difference between the ones
387
00:20:11,797 --> 00:20:13,376
that like it and the ones that don't?
388
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,899
Old women like being hit on.
389
00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:17,208
Maybe we should just
allow the old women in.
390
00:20:17,211 --> 00:20:18,527
- Kermit!
- Why the hell
391
00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:19,724
would we want that?
392
00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:22,013
We need a consistent standard.
393
00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:23,782
All right, here's your standard.
394
00:20:23,784 --> 00:20:25,224
Assume you are disgusting,
395
00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:26,888
that no one wants you to touch them,
396
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:28,286
and they couldn't care less if you think
397
00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:30,831
they're pretty or not...
There's your damn standard.
398
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,899
I've never been so confused.
399
00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:34,240
The bottom line
400
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,545
is that the bar can't be rapey anymore.
401
00:20:36,547 --> 00:20:41,132
If women stay away, bad for business.
402
00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:43,428
Plus, rapey is wrong.
403
00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:47,099
A-and more importantly, rapey is wrong.
404
00:20:52,145 --> 00:20:54,312
What's that twirly writing?
405
00:20:54,314 --> 00:20:55,856
Cursive.
406
00:20:55,858 --> 00:20:58,066
- You know cursive.
- Yes, ma'am.
407
00:20:58,068 --> 00:20:59,903
Wow.
408
00:21:06,451 --> 00:21:08,159
Sorry, 'scuse me!
409
00:21:08,161 --> 00:21:11,313
Hi. Hey, I'm looking for a Xan, X-A-N.
410
00:21:11,316 --> 00:21:12,315
Last name?
411
00:21:12,318 --> 00:21:14,021
Um, Galvez.
412
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:16,918
Xan Galvez.
413
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,628
Is she here? She okay?
414
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:19,665
And you are...
415
00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:21,415
Lip. I'm her, um... her brother.
416
00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:29,931
Sorry, don't have any record of a Xan.
417
00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:32,110
She... She
has really crazy hair,
418
00:21:32,113 --> 00:21:33,633
she came in with a broken arm.
419
00:21:33,636 --> 00:21:35,429
We had a girl come in
earlier with a broken arm.
420
00:21:35,431 --> 00:21:36,982
Yeah?
421
00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:38,523
Let's see...
422
00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:40,859
- Alexandra Galvez?
- Yes, that's her.
423
00:21:40,861 --> 00:21:42,277
Have a seat. We'll be
with you in a minute.
424
00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:43,739
All right.
425
00:21:50,329 --> 00:21:51,969
Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher,
426
00:21:51,972 --> 00:21:53,931
and, that's Mo White.
427
00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:55,915
- He's running for Congress.
- Hello.
428
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:59,044
And what is your name, if
you don't mind my asking?
429
00:21:59,046 --> 00:22:01,254
Evelyn. Evelyn Thomas.
430
00:22:01,256 --> 00:22:03,802
Well, Evelyn, the reason we're here
431
00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:05,287
is that Mo is a
432
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:07,218
proud South Sider, just like yourself.
433
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,888
He grew up two blocks
from here, over on Halsted,
434
00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:11,841
in what is now a crack den.
435
00:22:15,228 --> 00:22:16,811
And the point being, Evelyn,
436
00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:18,672
it's time for us to take pride
437
00:22:18,675 --> 00:22:20,133
in the South Side,
438
00:22:20,136 --> 00:22:23,146
and that starts with
good people like you.
439
00:22:23,149 --> 00:22:25,568
Sir, I don't give a rat's
ass about the South Side.
440
00:22:25,571 --> 00:22:27,005
I don't even have a damn job.
441
00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:29,991
I don't either,
442
00:22:29,993 --> 00:22:33,193
which is why we need Mo White in office!
443
00:22:33,196 --> 00:22:35,170
- Right, Mo?
- That's right.
444
00:22:38,085 --> 00:22:39,904
Mo wants to bring the jobs
445
00:22:39,907 --> 00:22:41,993
back to the working
people in the South Side,
446
00:22:41,996 --> 00:22:45,427
the people whose parents and
grandparents built this city!
447
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,593
Pride is what made the South Side safe
448
00:22:48,595 --> 00:22:50,302
and strong, and that all starts
449
00:22:50,305 --> 00:22:52,013
with one thing, which is what?
450
00:22:52,015 --> 00:22:53,060
A job.
451
00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:54,599
A job. Bingo.
452
00:22:54,602 --> 00:22:56,471
Would you mind if we
put a sign on your yard
453
00:22:56,474 --> 00:22:58,395
to show your support for Mo?
454
00:22:58,397 --> 00:23:00,336
Yeah, I guess that'd be okay. Sure.
455
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,583
That's the South Side
pride I'm talking about.
456
00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:03,790
All right. South Side pride.
457
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:05,021
- You bet.
- I like that.
458
00:23:05,024 --> 00:23:06,695
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
459
00:23:06,697 --> 00:23:09,614
Sorry. $10, please.
460
00:23:09,616 --> 00:23:11,008
What?
461
00:23:11,011 --> 00:23:14,326
Any contribution
is gratefully welcome.
462
00:23:14,329 --> 00:23:16,121
We suggest 10.
463
00:23:16,123 --> 00:23:18,873
Some people are doing $20.
464
00:23:20,293 --> 00:23:23,253
Thank you, Evelyn.
465
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:30,771
No, I got it. I got it.
466
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:55,493
Are you awake?
467
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:04,169
Sorry.
468
00:24:04,171 --> 00:24:05,670
Hey, um,
469
00:24:05,672 --> 00:24:08,836
have you achieved
enlightenment here before?
470
00:24:08,839 --> 00:24:10,177
I'm just... I'm not
471
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:11,843
really getting anything.
472
00:24:13,889 --> 00:24:15,615
Okay, rough estimate,
473
00:24:15,618 --> 00:24:17,307
how long does it normally take?
474
00:24:17,309 --> 00:24:19,684
For Buddha, it took one night.
475
00:24:19,686 --> 00:24:21,019
Well, that's not that bad.
476
00:24:21,021 --> 00:24:23,855
After ages and lives of meditation.
477
00:24:23,857 --> 00:24:25,857
Right, okay.
478
00:24:25,859 --> 00:24:27,680
I don't have that kind of time.
479
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:28,860
I'm sorry.
480
00:24:28,862 --> 00:24:30,528
Namaste.
481
00:25:19,246 --> 00:25:20,999
Hey.
482
00:25:21,081 --> 00:25:22,914
Hey.
483
00:25:35,595 --> 00:25:37,765
Hey, you okay? What the
hell happened to you?
484
00:25:37,768 --> 00:25:39,097
Fell off the jungle gym.
485
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,807
Made it to the top, though.
486
00:25:40,809 --> 00:25:41,936
Good job.
487
00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:43,085
Does that hurt?
488
00:25:43,088 --> 00:25:44,421
- A little.
- Hi.
489
00:25:44,424 --> 00:25:46,054
- Are you the father?
- No.
490
00:25:46,057 --> 00:25:48,892
No, no, I'm the, brother.
491
00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:52,090
My dad's a drunk, and
my mom disappeared.
492
00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,279
Are you the guardian?
493
00:25:54,281 --> 00:25:56,156
No, not exactly.
494
00:25:56,158 --> 00:25:59,327
Okay, well, we'll get her
over to X-ray and set the arm.
495
00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:00,698
- Okay.
- And we can only release her
496
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,287
to a parent or legal
guardian. Okay, sweetie.
497
00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:04,916
Okay.
498
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,304
Right back this way.
499
00:26:12,890 --> 00:26:14,796
Hey, V. Shot of Jaeger?
500
00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:16,382
Hey, Carl. No way.
501
00:26:16,385 --> 00:26:17,634
What, I can die for our country
502
00:26:17,637 --> 00:26:18,633
but can't get a simple liquor
503
00:26:18,635 --> 00:26:20,551
- till I'm 21?
- It's an incentive.
504
00:26:20,554 --> 00:26:22,319
You don't die, you get to drink.
505
00:26:22,322 --> 00:26:24,544
But you're not gonna stay
alive in the South Side for long
506
00:26:24,546 --> 00:26:26,281
if you keep carrying
that little poodle around.
507
00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:28,158
It's a Yorkie, and he has cancer.
508
00:26:28,161 --> 00:26:29,836
Probably only a few days left to live.
509
00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:35,332
- For the dog, not you.
- Thank you.
510
00:26:35,335 --> 00:26:37,280
Whatcha doing with a cancer dog, anyway?
511
00:26:37,282 --> 00:26:38,823
Community service. Need it to get into
512
00:26:38,825 --> 00:26:41,242
- West Point.
- You're going to West Point?
513
00:26:41,244 --> 00:26:43,293
Want to, but it'll
probably never happen.
514
00:26:43,296 --> 00:26:44,866
Went to Congressman Ubberman's office,
515
00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:46,124
see if he could recommend me,
516
00:26:46,127 --> 00:26:47,877
but I couldn't even get an appointment.
517
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,051
Ubberman. He's a congressman?
518
00:26:50,054 --> 00:26:50,999
You know him?
519
00:26:51,002 --> 00:26:52,222
White guy? Red face?
520
00:26:52,225 --> 00:26:53,588
- Sweaty?
- Yeah.
521
00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:55,108
I'll be damned!
522
00:26:55,111 --> 00:26:59,177
Hey, babe, did you know
that Wubby's a congressman?
523
00:26:59,179 --> 00:27:00,637
Seriously?
524
00:27:00,639 --> 00:27:02,430
When I was a dominatrix,
525
00:27:02,432 --> 00:27:03,848
he was one of my regulars.
526
00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:05,136
Dude used to like me to whip him
527
00:27:05,139 --> 00:27:08,601
- and call him Wubby.
- And now he's a congressman.
528
00:27:08,604 --> 00:27:10,062
Do you still whip him?
529
00:27:10,065 --> 00:27:11,856
I retired years ago.
530
00:27:11,859 --> 00:27:14,399
Leather underwear is not
too good for my lady parts.
531
00:27:14,402 --> 00:27:16,968
Would you ever think about
coming out of retirement?
532
00:27:16,971 --> 00:27:18,418
- Never.
- Even if it meant giving
533
00:27:18,421 --> 00:27:19,887
an underprivileged South Side kid
534
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,866
a chance at achieving his dream?
535
00:27:21,868 --> 00:27:24,085
S&M is not like riding a bike, Carl.
536
00:27:24,088 --> 00:27:26,130
You can't just strap
on a pair of stilettos,
537
00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:27,496
pop a ball gag in someone's mouth,
538
00:27:27,499 --> 00:27:28,733
and start to whipping them.
539
00:27:28,736 --> 00:27:30,522
That is not how you ride a bike.
540
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:32,730
I mean, that's okay. Who's gonna let
541
00:27:32,733 --> 00:27:35,838
a poor South Side kid
become an officer, anyway?
542
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,466
I'll just enlist, embrace the suck,
543
00:27:38,468 --> 00:27:41,552
retire an old, disabled, sad alcoholic.
544
00:27:41,554 --> 00:27:43,638
Maybe they'll let me
teach high school ROTC
545
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,848
from my wheelchair if I'm lucky.
546
00:27:45,850 --> 00:27:47,991
Come on, Bootsie. I know you gotta eat.
547
00:28:13,253 --> 00:28:15,488
Hello. I'm afraid you just missed
548
00:28:15,491 --> 00:28:17,069
the Chabot morning service.
549
00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:18,840
Actually, I was just,
550
00:28:18,842 --> 00:28:20,299
looking for some answers.
551
00:28:20,302 --> 00:28:22,472
I'm the rabbi. What's the question?
552
00:28:22,475 --> 00:28:25,319
If a religion or a movement
553
00:28:25,322 --> 00:28:27,176
makes the world a better
place, does it matter
554
00:28:27,179 --> 00:28:28,430
if it goes in a different direction
555
00:28:28,432 --> 00:28:29,491
than originally intended?
556
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:32,102
Well, you pretty much just
summed up every religion.
557
00:28:32,105 --> 00:28:35,106
A better question might
be "What is God's will?"
558
00:28:35,108 --> 00:28:37,068
That's exactly what I want to know.
559
00:28:37,071 --> 00:28:39,268
- Does God speak to you?
- I pray to God, yeah,
560
00:28:39,271 --> 00:28:40,361
but in the Jewish faith,
561
00:28:40,363 --> 00:28:42,321
we believe that the
five books of the Torah
562
00:28:42,323 --> 00:28:43,531
are the word of God.
563
00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:44,497
Kind of like the Bible.
564
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,250
Just the first part.
565
00:28:46,253 --> 00:28:50,245
Yeah, I read it. So...
God did speak to someone?
566
00:28:50,248 --> 00:28:52,957
To Moses, and Moses... wrote it down.
567
00:28:52,959 --> 00:28:55,626
But he spoke to him, with words?
568
00:28:55,628 --> 00:28:58,379
But only to Moses.
569
00:28:58,381 --> 00:29:00,338
No one else, ever?
570
00:29:00,341 --> 00:29:04,385
Not with words. He did
set a bush on fire once.
571
00:29:04,388 --> 00:29:07,180
What is it with religions
and setting things on fire?
572
00:29:23,156 --> 00:29:24,530
Hey.
573
00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:25,823
'Sup, nerd?
574
00:29:25,825 --> 00:29:27,533
Got a deal for you.
575
00:29:27,535 --> 00:29:29,279
- Vikes?
- What?
576
00:29:29,282 --> 00:29:31,440
No. See that girl over there?
577
00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:36,250
Cracker Girl? What about her?
578
00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,336
She wants to kill me,
579
00:29:38,338 --> 00:29:39,962
so what I was thinking
580
00:29:39,964 --> 00:29:41,631
what if I help you get better grades?
581
00:29:41,633 --> 00:29:44,008
Like, with homework and stuff?
582
00:29:44,010 --> 00:29:45,635
For free?
583
00:29:45,637 --> 00:29:48,447
No, for protection from Cracker Girl.
584
00:29:50,016 --> 00:29:52,475
I am failing the shit out of this class.
585
00:29:52,477 --> 00:29:55,486
Okay, deal.
586
00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:56,780
Name's Todd.
587
00:29:56,783 --> 00:29:58,563
Liam.
588
00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:05,696
Yes?
589
00:30:05,698 --> 00:30:08,085
Wrong house. Sorry.
590
00:30:08,088 --> 00:30:10,118
Whoa, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
591
00:30:11,704 --> 00:30:13,287
you a Wyman supporter?
592
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:14,872
I am.
593
00:30:14,874 --> 00:30:17,186
Mo White. And you are?
594
00:30:17,189 --> 00:30:18,452
Dee Sanders.
595
00:30:18,455 --> 00:30:21,045
Well, Dee, it is a pleasure to meet you.
596
00:30:21,047 --> 00:30:24,072
Look, I know Wyman is
an African-American,
597
00:30:24,075 --> 00:30:25,882
but is that why you're voting for her?
598
00:30:25,885 --> 00:30:27,760
Absolutely. I always do.
599
00:30:27,762 --> 00:30:30,972
And that is terrific, unless...
600
00:30:30,974 --> 00:30:33,266
you want your street repaved.
601
00:30:33,268 --> 00:30:35,351
Look at these potholes, Dee.
602
00:30:35,353 --> 00:30:37,395
Wyman's been in Congress for ten years.
603
00:30:37,397 --> 00:30:39,021
You still have potholes.
604
00:30:39,023 --> 00:30:42,400
We need to repair our infrastructure.
605
00:30:42,402 --> 00:30:45,530
The South Side was the
crown jewel of Chicago:
606
00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,549
Clean, safe parks where families
607
00:30:47,552 --> 00:30:50,740
and friends could picnic and unwind.
608
00:30:50,743 --> 00:30:53,604
We were a community. We
looked out for each other.
609
00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:56,247
We... we were a family.
610
00:30:56,249 --> 00:31:00,084
Now, it's a liquor
store on every corner,
611
00:31:00,086 --> 00:31:01,878
graffiti on every sign.
612
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,130
Yeah, it's just sad.
613
00:31:04,132 --> 00:31:06,390
My question to you is,
614
00:31:06,393 --> 00:31:08,176
will a Martin Luther King
615
00:31:08,178 --> 00:31:10,499
African Arts Center fix that?
616
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:13,476
We could use that money
to repave your street,
617
00:31:13,479 --> 00:31:16,517
clean our parks, make the
South Side proud again,
618
00:31:16,519 --> 00:31:18,728
and that's why I'm
running for Congress, Dee.
619
00:31:18,730 --> 00:31:21,105
South Side pride.
620
00:31:21,107 --> 00:31:24,317
And I'd really
appreciate your vote, Dee.
621
00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:27,088
South Side pride.
622
00:31:27,091 --> 00:31:28,830
Help me make it happen.
623
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:39,994
I'm Mo White.
624
00:31:39,997 --> 00:31:41,250
- I'm running for Congress.
- Mo White!
625
00:31:41,252 --> 00:31:44,205
- Mo White.
- Mo White. Mo White.
626
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,643
We'd like to put a sign in your yard.
627
00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:53,208
- I'm running for Congress.
- Mo White.
628
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:56,139
Mo White. You're not gonna
find him on the ballot.
629
00:31:58,937 --> 00:32:00,561
Look what we've got for you.
630
00:32:03,191 --> 00:32:04,468
Want a hat, too?
631
00:32:15,729 --> 00:32:17,828
- That looks good.
- Yeah.
632
00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:26,003
Too sexy.
633
00:32:26,005 --> 00:32:27,416
That's nice.
634
00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:29,532
Think it's too casual.
635
00:32:31,369 --> 00:32:33,678
God, that's boring. Is that even mine?
636
00:32:37,263 --> 00:32:40,593
No. No.
637
00:32:40,596 --> 00:32:42,674
Fuck. What the hell do you wear
638
00:32:42,677 --> 00:32:45,749
to a 7:00 business
meeting at a hotel bar?
639
00:32:45,752 --> 00:32:47,846
It's in a bar?
640
00:32:47,849 --> 00:32:49,559
Where?
641
00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:54,507
Just gonna be you and Max,
642
00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:55,979
or will there be other people there?
643
00:32:55,982 --> 00:32:57,867
Yeah, it's me and Max
644
00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:59,897
at a bar, signing papers.
645
00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:01,111
Super exciting.
646
00:33:01,114 --> 00:33:02,655
Can I tag along?
647
00:33:02,658 --> 00:33:04,207
No.
648
00:33:06,379 --> 00:33:08,796
It'll make me look weak if you're there.
649
00:33:08,798 --> 00:33:10,923
Like, "Hi, I'm just a stupid woman.
650
00:33:10,926 --> 00:33:15,512
I can't sign a document myself,
so I brought along some dude."
651
00:33:16,926 --> 00:33:18,826
- Some dude?
- You know what I mean.
652
00:33:18,829 --> 00:33:20,196
No, I don't know what you mean.
653
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,616
I don't know what the fuck we are.
654
00:33:22,619 --> 00:33:25,748
So now you want a
relationship? What the fuck?
655
00:33:25,751 --> 00:33:28,639
I was asking you how you feel
about us... normal question.
656
00:33:28,642 --> 00:33:30,943
Why are we having this conversation now?
657
00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:32,196
Do you not trust me?
658
00:33:32,199 --> 00:33:34,112
I trust you. I just...
659
00:33:34,115 --> 00:33:37,283
I don't trust Whitford.
660
00:33:37,285 --> 00:33:38,775
So you're jealous?
661
00:33:38,778 --> 00:33:40,744
Yeah, I'm fucking jealous. Yeah.
662
00:33:40,747 --> 00:33:44,665
You happy?
663
00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:47,040
I'm doing a business deal with Max.
664
00:33:47,043 --> 00:33:49,600
We're going to communicate.
We're going to text.
665
00:33:49,603 --> 00:33:52,126
We're gonna have meetings.
666
00:33:52,129 --> 00:33:55,458
If that makes you jealous, I'm sorry.
667
00:33:55,461 --> 00:33:59,805
But it doesn't mean that
I'm gonna sleep with him.
668
00:33:59,807 --> 00:34:02,767
What it does mean
669
00:34:02,769 --> 00:34:05,269
is that I need new fucking clothes.
670
00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:22,119
No way I'ma be able to get
671
00:34:22,121 --> 00:34:24,330
my post-baby feet in these.
672
00:34:26,209 --> 00:34:29,001
I should put
those in the dry cleaner.
673
00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:34,532
Hello, old friend.
674
00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:46,522
Sorry, dude. I got here
675
00:34:46,525 --> 00:34:48,479
as quick as I could. Is she all right?
676
00:34:48,481 --> 00:34:49,858
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a broken arm,
677
00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:52,225
but she's fine. Look, I
need you to be her dad.
678
00:34:52,228 --> 00:34:53,651
What?
679
00:34:53,654 --> 00:34:55,901
They'll only release her
to a parent or a guardian,
680
00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:57,779
so I need you to pretend to be her dad.
681
00:34:57,782 --> 00:35:01,157
- Also, you're a drunk.
- I'm not doing that.
682
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,784
Brad, come on, help me out here.
683
00:35:02,787 --> 00:35:04,833
So you want me to
impersonate her father?
684
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,252
Yeah, and sign some paperwork,
685
00:35:06,255 --> 00:35:07,581
but I already filled out most of it.
686
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:08,876
Well, why can't you do it?
687
00:35:08,879 --> 00:35:10,267
I'm not old enough to be her dad,
688
00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:12,335
and plus, I already told
them I was her brother.
689
00:35:12,338 --> 00:35:14,088
So I'm your father, too?
690
00:35:14,090 --> 00:35:15,954
Yeah. Father, stepfather, whatever.
691
00:35:15,957 --> 00:35:17,582
I'm not old enough to be your father!
692
00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:18,939
Yeah, but you look old.
693
00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:21,045
Dude, I'm married now.
694
00:35:21,048 --> 00:35:23,097
Okay, I just got my shit together.
695
00:35:23,099 --> 00:35:24,532
No way am I getting sucked
696
00:35:24,535 --> 00:35:26,610
into your weirdo Gallagher vortex.
697
00:35:26,613 --> 00:35:27,964
What the fuck? Brad, please.
698
00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:29,520
Look, if I don't get her out of here,
699
00:35:29,522 --> 00:35:31,147
they're gonna call DCFS.
700
00:35:31,149 --> 00:35:33,313
You can't just walk
into an emergency room
701
00:35:33,316 --> 00:35:36,193
- and pretend to be some kid's da...
- Shh!
702
00:35:36,195 --> 00:35:38,370
This is the universe telling you
703
00:35:38,373 --> 00:35:41,583
to do the right thing. What
if Xan was seriously hurt?
704
00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:44,000
You ever think about that?
You're not her parent.
705
00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:45,722
You wouldn't be able to help her.
706
00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:47,578
- Look, Brad...
- Sorry, dude.
707
00:35:47,581 --> 00:35:49,167
Brad.
708
00:35:52,336 --> 00:35:53,627
Was that the father?
709
00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:55,755
Yeah.
710
00:35:55,757 --> 00:35:57,548
There he goes.
711
00:35:57,550 --> 00:35:59,222
Mr. Reliable.
712
00:36:03,718 --> 00:36:05,551
God, this feels good!
713
00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:07,875
We're doing important work here, Frank!
714
00:36:07,878 --> 00:36:10,728
South Side loves you. We're doing great.
715
00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:12,602
And I love the South Side.
716
00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:14,727
You know, the least I could
do is help these people
717
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:17,636
remember what our
neighborhood stands for?
718
00:36:17,639 --> 00:36:19,891
Mo White is back!
719
00:36:21,272 --> 00:36:22,342
What happened?
720
00:36:22,345 --> 00:36:23,865
Nothing, nothing.
721
00:36:23,868 --> 00:36:25,117
You sure?
722
00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:27,077
Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine.
723
00:36:28,247 --> 00:36:31,316
Geez. L-le-le-let's
go this way.
724
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:34,250
What the hell is happening?
Are you all right?
725
00:36:34,253 --> 00:36:35,863
Never better. Never better.
726
00:36:35,866 --> 00:36:37,282
Are you in pain?
727
00:36:37,285 --> 00:36:39,667
Mo, I'm your campaign manager.
728
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:40,946
If you've got a health condition,
729
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,128
you gotta tell me about it.
730
00:36:42,131 --> 00:36:43,630
I don't have a health condition!
731
00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:45,425
I just have to watch where I walk.
732
00:36:45,428 --> 00:36:47,995
That's all. Hey, is... is,
733
00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:50,058
is there a school nearby?
734
00:36:50,061 --> 00:36:51,941
Why?
735
00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:56,774
Ankle bracelet. Whenever I get
736
00:36:56,777 --> 00:36:58,347
within 100 yards of a school,
737
00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,485
- I get this little shock.
- What?
738
00:37:00,488 --> 00:37:02,370
Why do you wear an ankle bracelet
739
00:37:02,373 --> 00:37:04,399
that shocks you when
you get near a school?
740
00:37:04,402 --> 00:37:06,386
It was years ago. She told me
741
00:37:06,389 --> 00:37:10,524
she was 18, but... But? But what, Mo?
742
00:37:10,527 --> 00:37:12,665
- She wasn't.
- What?
743
00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:13,836
Look, we were in love.
744
00:37:13,839 --> 00:37:15,453
We were together for five years.
745
00:37:15,456 --> 00:37:16,956
She left me!
746
00:37:16,959 --> 00:37:18,375
On her 20th birthday.
747
00:37:18,378 --> 00:37:20,688
So she was 15.
748
00:37:20,691 --> 00:37:22,883
Frank, will you calm down?
749
00:37:22,885 --> 00:37:24,635
I paid my dues.
750
00:37:24,637 --> 00:37:25,978
Well, then why do you have to wear
751
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,172
a fucking ankle bracelet?
752
00:37:27,175 --> 00:37:30,266
It's only for another
six months, until...
753
00:37:30,268 --> 00:37:32,511
Until I'm off parole.
754
00:37:32,514 --> 00:37:34,175
Frank, listen.
755
00:37:34,178 --> 00:37:36,387
Don't give up on me.
756
00:37:36,390 --> 00:37:41,026
These people... They need me.
757
00:38:00,923 --> 00:38:02,965
Hi. My name is Tyrell.
758
00:38:15,808 --> 00:38:17,521
What the hell is this?
759
00:38:17,523 --> 00:38:19,523
This is a consent form.
760
00:38:19,525 --> 00:38:22,818
From now on, any woman
you want to harass
761
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:25,195
has to give her written consent
762
00:38:25,197 --> 00:38:27,072
before you're allowed to bother her.
763
00:38:27,074 --> 00:38:29,325
No woman's gonna sign
this unless she's hammered.
764
00:38:29,327 --> 00:38:31,285
She has to be sober.
765
00:38:31,287 --> 00:38:33,621
I'm never, ever getting laid again.
766
00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:36,373
Did you ever think you were?
767
00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:38,691
Also, The Alibi will
no longer be serving
768
00:38:38,694 --> 00:38:41,252
any drink called Sex on the Beach.
769
00:38:41,255 --> 00:38:43,730
It will only be known as "The Beach."
770
00:38:43,733 --> 00:38:46,215
What is this, Acapulco?
Nobody drinks those.
771
00:38:46,218 --> 00:38:47,426
Women do.
772
00:38:47,428 --> 00:38:49,027
TV-wise, while we'll still be showing
773
00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:51,531
the White Sox games,
we're gonna be introducing
774
00:38:51,534 --> 00:38:54,016
some alternative
programming for the ladies.
775
00:38:54,019 --> 00:38:56,060
- Like what?
- Cooking shows?
776
00:38:56,062 --> 00:38:57,144
Ellen?
777
00:38:57,146 --> 00:38:58,687
This is Us.
778
00:38:58,689 --> 00:39:00,940
Let's not get carried away, Kermit.
779
00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:02,110
What?
780
00:39:16,841 --> 00:39:19,508
Got it on eBay for $21.
781
00:39:19,511 --> 00:39:21,585
Really?
782
00:39:21,587 --> 00:39:24,672
No. That thing's, like, 300 years old.
783
00:39:24,674 --> 00:39:27,341
You thinking about converting?
784
00:39:27,343 --> 00:39:28,683
What?
785
00:39:28,686 --> 00:39:30,093
You're wearing a yarmulke.
786
00:39:30,096 --> 00:39:32,714
Y... no.
787
00:39:32,717 --> 00:39:35,515
Just, looking around.
788
00:39:35,518 --> 00:39:38,268
Well, let me know if you
see anything you like.
789
00:39:40,272 --> 00:39:42,564
Wait.
790
00:39:42,566 --> 00:39:45,159
Do you know what God
wants us to do next?
791
00:39:45,162 --> 00:39:47,361
- I have a pretty good idea.
- You do?
792
00:39:47,363 --> 00:39:48,570
How? Did God talk to you?
793
00:39:48,573 --> 00:39:51,073
No.
794
00:39:51,075 --> 00:39:52,616
Someone's gotta have answers.
795
00:39:52,618 --> 00:39:54,618
It's called the Bible. Read it.
796
00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:57,830
This stuff's been
figured out since day one.
797
00:39:57,832 --> 00:39:59,206
Day 39. Whatever.
798
00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,250
Whenever Eve ate that apple.
799
00:40:01,252 --> 00:40:03,085
You really believe there was an Eve?
800
00:40:03,087 --> 00:40:04,230
Don't overthink it.
801
00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:06,164
You want to know what
God wants you to do?
802
00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:08,167
Start with the Ten Commandments.
803
00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:10,009
They're commandments.
804
00:40:15,808 --> 00:40:16,890
Okay.
805
00:40:18,264 --> 00:40:21,414
Greetings, Mo White
supporters. Hey, Kev,
806
00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:24,625
couple of cold ones for
your future congressman
807
00:40:24,628 --> 00:40:27,206
and his loyal campaign manager.
808
00:40:27,209 --> 00:40:29,959
And two whiskey chasers, please.
809
00:40:29,962 --> 00:40:33,555
Gentlemen, if I could have
your attention, please.
810
00:40:33,558 --> 00:40:35,266
The fact that you might want me
811
00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:37,198
- as your congressman again...
- Kev!
812
00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:39,002
That means a lot.
813
00:40:39,005 --> 00:40:42,836
I would like to clear my existing tab,
814
00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:45,961
and here's a hundie for the next one.
815
00:40:45,963 --> 00:40:47,274
Thank you, my good man.
816
00:40:47,277 --> 00:40:49,006
Thank you, Frank.
817
00:40:49,008 --> 00:40:51,370
And nobody understands the
people of the South Side
818
00:40:51,373 --> 00:40:53,527
- better than Mo White.
- That's right.
819
00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:55,203
- You want better jobs!
- Yeah.
820
00:40:55,206 --> 00:40:57,008
- You want safer streets.
- Yeah.
821
00:40:57,011 --> 00:40:58,800
You want more affordable housing.
822
00:40:58,803 --> 00:41:00,219
- Yeah.
- Well, then,
823
00:41:00,222 --> 00:41:03,348
I humbly, humbly, ask for your vote.
824
00:41:03,351 --> 00:41:04,323
Cheers.
825
00:41:04,326 --> 00:41:05,858
Another round!
826
00:41:09,737 --> 00:41:11,492
And, you are?
827
00:41:11,495 --> 00:41:14,740
If I could just have
you sign this right here.
828
00:41:14,742 --> 00:41:16,867
Thank you.
829
00:41:16,869 --> 00:41:18,869
Consent form.
830
00:41:18,871 --> 00:41:20,913
Here we go. For the thousandth time,
831
00:41:20,915 --> 00:41:22,539
there was no way I could know
832
00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:24,516
that girl was only 15.
833
00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:25,667
What?
834
00:41:25,669 --> 00:41:27,377
And my relationship with Heather
835
00:41:27,379 --> 00:41:29,031
is long behind me now.
836
00:41:29,034 --> 00:41:31,215
And did you know that in China,
837
00:41:31,217 --> 00:41:33,570
the age of consent is 13?
838
00:41:33,573 --> 00:41:35,761
And that is a country on the rise.
839
00:41:35,763 --> 00:41:37,162
Shit. Okay, thank you, Mo.
840
00:41:37,165 --> 00:41:38,342
Thank you. Thank you so much.
841
00:41:38,345 --> 00:41:40,995
All right. We will see you at the polls.
842
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,560
I remember this dude! They hiked
843
00:41:43,563 --> 00:41:45,409
the Appalachian Trail
together. Said he was
844
00:41:45,412 --> 00:41:47,052
helping her get a merit badge.
845
00:41:47,055 --> 00:41:49,427
Mo left Congress to
care for his dying wife.
846
00:41:49,430 --> 00:41:51,768
Mo left Congress to bang a 15-year-old.
847
00:41:51,771 --> 00:41:54,284
She said she was 18, and
you should've seen her.
848
00:41:54,287 --> 00:41:57,357
Look at this, you tell me
this girl looks 15?
849
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,632
Jesus! She looks like she's ten.
850
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,823
12, maybe.
851
00:42:00,826 --> 00:42:02,893
Okay, okay. Did Mo make a mistake?
852
00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,540
Yes, he did.
853
00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:06,240
But he regrets it,
854
00:42:06,243 --> 00:42:08,919
and what's more
important, he paid for it.
855
00:42:08,921 --> 00:42:10,921
He went to jail.
856
00:42:10,923 --> 00:42:14,784
He's been rehabilitated.
The system works.
857
00:42:14,787 --> 00:42:17,295
I think what we all
have to keep in mind here
858
00:42:17,298 --> 00:42:20,257
is that Mo's a great congressman,
859
00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:23,600
and before that, he was
the best football coach
860
00:42:23,602 --> 00:42:25,654
that Robert E. Lee High ever had,
861
00:42:25,657 --> 00:42:28,096
and do you know what's
even more American
862
00:42:28,099 --> 00:42:29,606
than football?
863
00:42:29,608 --> 00:42:31,412
Second chances.
864
00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:34,643
Hell, this whole country
was built on second chances.
865
00:42:34,646 --> 00:42:36,620
O.J. got one.
866
00:42:36,623 --> 00:42:38,357
He blew it, but he got one.
867
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,988
Teddy Kennedy, the man you
don't want behind the wheel
868
00:42:40,991 --> 00:42:43,138
if you need a ride to the
other end of the bridge?
869
00:42:43,141 --> 00:42:45,201
Reelected seven times.
870
00:42:45,204 --> 00:42:47,790
And admit it, we're
all pulling for Tiger
871
00:42:47,793 --> 00:42:50,334
every time he walks on the course.
872
00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:53,088
My point is, we all make mistakes.
873
00:42:53,091 --> 00:42:55,565
Don't we all want a second chance?
874
00:42:55,568 --> 00:42:58,551
Man, I know I do.
875
00:42:58,554 --> 00:43:00,179
And for the South Side,
876
00:43:00,181 --> 00:43:05,058
Mo White is that second chance.
877
00:43:07,021 --> 00:43:08,896
You got my vote, Mo.
878
00:43:08,898 --> 00:43:10,147
Mo White.
879
00:43:10,149 --> 00:43:11,443
- Mo White!
- Mo White!
880
00:43:11,446 --> 00:43:13,873
Mo White! Mo White!
881
00:43:13,944 --> 00:43:16,060
Mo White! Mo White!
882
00:43:16,113 --> 00:43:18,193
Mo White! Mo White!
883
00:43:18,282 --> 00:43:19,740
Mo White! Mo White!
884
00:43:19,742 --> 00:43:21,408
Another round! Let's go!
885
00:43:25,456 --> 00:43:27,831
Yeah!
886
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:29,917
I'm sorry to bother
you, Mr. Congressman,
887
00:43:29,919 --> 00:43:31,251
but there's a...
888
00:43:31,253 --> 00:43:34,131
- Lenora.
- Lenora here to see you.
889
00:43:34,134 --> 00:43:35,683
She says she has an appointment,
890
00:43:35,686 --> 00:43:38,115
but I don't have it on the calendar.
891
00:43:42,848 --> 00:43:44,973
Congressman Ubberman will see you now.
892
00:43:44,975 --> 00:43:46,727
Thank you so much.
893
00:44:02,068 --> 00:44:03,498
Hi, I'm Denise.
894
00:44:03,501 --> 00:44:04,867
Are you Alexandra's guardian?
895
00:44:04,870 --> 00:44:06,156
- Um, yeah.
- Great.
896
00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:07,371
Can I have your driver's license
897
00:44:07,373 --> 00:44:09,107
and insurance card, please?
898
00:44:09,110 --> 00:44:13,592
Um... look, Denise,
899
00:44:13,595 --> 00:44:16,170
technically, I'm not her legal guardian.
900
00:44:16,173 --> 00:44:17,521
All right? But I'm...
901
00:44:17,524 --> 00:44:19,882
I'm looking out for her
until her mother gets back.
902
00:44:19,885 --> 00:44:23,553
But you don't know when that's gonna be?
903
00:44:23,555 --> 00:44:25,430
No.
904
00:44:25,432 --> 00:44:28,100
You know where she is, though?
905
00:44:28,102 --> 00:44:29,935
No.
906
00:44:29,937 --> 00:44:33,063
Okay, I'm a social worker
here at the hospital.
907
00:44:33,065 --> 00:44:35,232
They sent me down here
because they have concerns
908
00:44:35,235 --> 00:44:36,924
about Alexandra's household.
909
00:44:36,927 --> 00:44:38,482
What does that mean?
910
00:44:38,485 --> 00:44:40,987
You say you're her brother,
and then you're her guardian.
911
00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:42,985
A man shows up and then
leaves, and now you say
912
00:44:42,988 --> 00:44:44,571
you're taking care of her
until her mother comes back,
913
00:44:44,573 --> 00:44:46,066
but she said her
mother's not coming back.
914
00:44:46,068 --> 00:44:47,888
Okay, I understand that that sounds...
915
00:44:47,891 --> 00:44:51,224
We will sort all this
out when DCFS gets here.
916
00:44:52,918 --> 00:44:54,211
Right.
917
00:45:15,594 --> 00:45:18,206
You ready?
918
00:45:18,209 --> 00:45:21,778
Wubby missed you so much.
919
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:23,697
It's been a while.
920
00:45:23,699 --> 00:45:25,802
- What made you...
- No talking!
921
00:45:25,805 --> 00:45:27,034
Harder.
922
00:45:27,036 --> 00:45:28,385
What did I just say?
923
00:45:28,388 --> 00:45:30,276
- Harder!
- You want harder?
924
00:45:30,279 --> 00:45:32,823
My God!
925
00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:37,110
There's a kid...
926
00:45:37,113 --> 00:45:40,052
I want you to recommend to West Point.
927
00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:44,217
Good kid. Big heart.
928
00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:45,518
Born to serve.
929
00:45:48,891 --> 00:45:52,232
I already recommended someone!
930
00:45:52,235 --> 00:45:55,801
Bitch, I'm not asking.
931
00:45:55,804 --> 00:45:57,596
What's his name?
932
00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:00,081
Carl Gallagher.
933
00:46:03,655 --> 00:46:06,214
Maybe... maybe I could,
934
00:46:06,217 --> 00:46:08,237
un-recommend the other kid.
935
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,256
Maybe?
936
00:46:10,263 --> 00:46:11,620
Yes!
937
00:46:11,622 --> 00:46:14,039
Yes! Yes!
938
00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:17,292
Yes! Yes!
939
00:46:17,294 --> 00:46:18,420
Yes!
940
00:47:18,647 --> 00:47:20,605
Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan.
941
00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:22,441
Come on with me, all right?
942
00:47:25,529 --> 00:47:26,903
Code blue. Code blue.
943
00:47:46,717 --> 00:47:48,258
Hey.
944
00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:51,479
Damn, girl! What
you all dressed up for?
945
00:47:51,482 --> 00:47:52,929
I could ask you the same thing.
946
00:47:52,931 --> 00:47:54,271
A story for another time.
947
00:47:54,274 --> 00:47:55,682
I gotta look professional.
948
00:47:55,684 --> 00:47:56,717
I got a meeting.
949
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,471
Well, you look good.
950
00:47:58,474 --> 00:48:00,103
Thank you. It's H&M.
951
00:48:00,105 --> 00:48:01,897
Gonna return the shit tomorrow.
952
00:48:01,899 --> 00:48:03,802
Meeting with a man or a woman?
953
00:48:03,805 --> 00:48:05,237
Does it matter? I'd wear exactly
954
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,084
the same thing, regardless.
955
00:48:07,087 --> 00:48:08,320
So a man.
956
00:48:08,322 --> 00:48:10,865
Look, I need this deal to happen, okay?
957
00:48:10,868 --> 00:48:12,659
If I look good, can't hurt.
958
00:48:12,662 --> 00:48:14,019
It's called dress for success.
959
00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:15,202
Preaching to the choir.
960
00:48:15,204 --> 00:48:17,964
So, are there gonna be
drinks at this meeting?
961
00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:20,701
No, no, we're just
gonna sign some papers.
962
00:48:20,704 --> 00:48:23,131
Might have a little
champagne to celebrate.
963
00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:24,710
Nice. Where?
964
00:48:24,713 --> 00:48:27,797
At a hotel downtown.
965
00:48:27,799 --> 00:48:30,175
Ford cool with that?
966
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,190
Fucking Ford.
967
00:48:33,193 --> 00:48:35,138
He's acting weird.
968
00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:37,098
Like, jealous.
969
00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:38,642
Wonder why.
970
00:48:38,644 --> 00:48:39,976
It's not like that.
971
00:48:39,978 --> 00:48:41,728
Then what's wrong?
972
00:48:41,730 --> 00:48:43,909
Why is he bringing this
up now? I mean, suddenly,
973
00:48:43,912 --> 00:48:45,106
he wants to be in a relationship
974
00:48:45,108 --> 00:48:47,084
'cause I got a meeting with a guy?
975
00:48:47,087 --> 00:48:49,414
Is the guy hot?
976
00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:50,820
Yeah, he's hot as fuck.
977
00:48:50,822 --> 00:48:53,907
Yeah, but the... Why is it all on me?
978
00:48:53,909 --> 00:48:55,825
Why can't Ford and I just hang out?
979
00:48:55,827 --> 00:48:58,161
Why does it have to turn
to some official thing?
980
00:48:58,164 --> 00:48:59,882
Because when it's not an official thing,
981
00:48:59,885 --> 00:49:01,426
people get hurt.
982
00:49:01,429 --> 00:49:03,541
- Hey, what's up, Fiona?
- Hi, Kev.
983
00:49:03,544 --> 00:49:05,335
When people leave their options open,
984
00:49:05,337 --> 00:49:06,576
you can't trust each other.
985
00:49:06,579 --> 00:49:09,088
When I started dating Kev,
I was like, "You're my man,
986
00:49:09,091 --> 00:49:10,837
"I'm your girl, and if
you're not happy with that,
987
00:49:10,839 --> 00:49:12,284
I'll kill you in your sleep."
988
00:49:12,287 --> 00:49:14,009
It's true.
989
00:49:14,012 --> 00:49:15,512
What's that?
990
00:49:15,514 --> 00:49:18,982
I'm trying to make a logo
or a symbol or something
991
00:49:18,985 --> 00:49:20,304
so I can put it in the window
992
00:49:20,307 --> 00:49:22,315
so women know that they're safe here.
993
00:49:22,318 --> 00:49:23,998
- Hey, Kev.
- They're not.
994
00:49:24,001 --> 00:49:26,444
I know. That's why I'm
doing a symbol, or a logo.
995
00:49:26,447 --> 00:49:28,026
I need a quick beer and a bump.
996
00:49:28,029 --> 00:49:31,319
This might be the hardest
I have ever worked.
997
00:49:31,322 --> 00:49:33,549
Where's your candidate? Kissing babies?
998
00:49:33,552 --> 00:49:35,574
I hope he's just kissing.
999
00:49:35,576 --> 00:49:37,200
Disgusting pedophile.
1000
00:49:37,202 --> 00:49:39,271
Which is why there's no way in hell
1001
00:49:39,274 --> 00:49:42,204
he's ever gonna win. I
just need him to shut up,
1002
00:49:42,207 --> 00:49:43,915
or else people are
gonna stop contributing
1003
00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:45,078
to the campaign.
1004
00:49:45,081 --> 00:49:47,585
You are unbelievable.
1005
00:49:47,588 --> 00:49:50,213
You know me, daughter of my dreams.
1006
00:49:50,215 --> 00:49:52,388
I never stop thinking about tomorrow.
1007
00:49:53,427 --> 00:49:54,815
Kev.
1008
00:49:54,818 --> 00:49:57,554
Can I get a bump of Jamie, please?
1009
00:49:57,556 --> 00:50:00,587
Hey, wasn't that Bill
Clinton's campaign song?
1010
00:50:00,590 --> 00:50:03,893
"Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"?
1011
00:50:03,895 --> 00:50:06,771
That's what we need.
1012
00:50:06,773 --> 00:50:08,815
A campaign song.
1013
00:50:08,817 --> 00:50:10,444
Well...
1014
00:50:14,906 --> 00:50:17,407
Democracy never sleeps.
1015
00:50:17,409 --> 00:50:19,442
Unless it's with a 15-year-old.
1016
00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:26,374
Hi.
1017
00:50:26,376 --> 00:50:27,751
Hey.
1018
00:50:27,753 --> 00:50:30,176
Not even gonna ask.
1019
00:50:32,254 --> 00:50:34,598
Totally forgot I was wearing it.
1020
00:50:36,595 --> 00:50:39,137
How did you know for sure you were gay?
1021
00:50:39,139 --> 00:50:41,431
'Cause I was having sex with a man.
1022
00:50:41,433 --> 00:50:42,579
Why?
1023
00:50:42,582 --> 00:50:44,434
I don't know.
1024
00:50:44,436 --> 00:50:46,311
I think I might be gay.
1025
00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:47,728
You're not gay.
1026
00:50:47,731 --> 00:50:49,153
How do you know?
1027
00:50:49,156 --> 00:50:50,822
Where is this coming
from? Is this 'cause
1028
00:50:50,825 --> 00:50:53,168
- you're a welder now?
- No.
1029
00:50:53,171 --> 00:50:55,046
I don't know. I...
1030
00:50:55,049 --> 00:50:56,181
I've just been feeling ways
1031
00:50:56,184 --> 00:50:57,806
that I've never felt before.
1032
00:50:57,809 --> 00:50:59,949
Have you had sex with another woman?
1033
00:50:59,951 --> 00:51:01,618
Yeah. I did, once.
1034
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:03,078
It was a long time ago, but I
1035
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,454
let a woman I was babysitting for
1036
00:51:04,456 --> 00:51:06,539
go down on me.
1037
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:07,832
Really?
1038
00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,292
Yeah. Got a great tip.
1039
00:51:09,294 --> 00:51:12,962
- Did you return the favor?
- No.
1040
00:51:12,964 --> 00:51:15,465
Yeah, you're not gay.
You're a pillow princess.
1041
00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:17,262
Have you been with a girl since?
1042
00:51:17,265 --> 00:51:18,687
Yep. I just made out with one
1043
00:51:18,690 --> 00:51:19,564
in the bathroom.
1044
00:51:19,567 --> 00:51:21,137
Okay, well, that's a start.
1045
00:51:21,139 --> 00:51:22,603
What kind of porn do you like?
1046
00:51:22,606 --> 00:51:23,704
I don't watch porn.
1047
00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:28,061
Bullshit. Everyone watches porn.
1048
00:51:28,063 --> 00:51:30,146
- I'm at least bisexual.
- No.
1049
00:51:30,148 --> 00:51:31,773
You're not.
1050
00:51:31,775 --> 00:51:34,204
Why do you keep telling me what I'm not?
1051
00:51:34,207 --> 00:51:39,197
I thought Gay Jesus was all
about love and acceptance.
1052
00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:41,157
Sorry.
1053
00:51:41,159 --> 00:51:43,702
Yeah, I don't know what
we're about anymore.
1054
00:51:43,704 --> 00:51:45,825
The whole Gay Jesus thing
1055
00:51:45,828 --> 00:51:47,539
has gotten completely out of hand.
1056
00:51:47,541 --> 00:51:51,251
I mean, people are doing crazy shit.
1057
00:51:51,253 --> 00:51:53,629
Apparently, now I'm the gay Che.
1058
00:51:53,632 --> 00:51:55,570
Lately, I'm just feeling like...
1059
00:51:55,573 --> 00:51:57,072
Hey, news flash:
1060
00:51:57,075 --> 00:51:59,551
you're not Jesus, and
you're not gay Che.
1061
00:51:59,553 --> 00:52:01,962
You're a bipolar Gallagher
who doesn't take his meds.
1062
00:52:01,965 --> 00:52:03,805
So why don't you stop
trying to save the world
1063
00:52:03,807 --> 00:52:05,974
and save yourself?
1064
00:52:05,976 --> 00:52:07,684
I don't know what I am anymore.
1065
00:52:07,686 --> 00:52:09,769
At least you know you're gay.
1066
00:52:09,771 --> 00:52:11,051
Yeah.
1067
00:52:17,028 --> 00:52:18,548
Lenora...
1068
00:52:18,551 --> 00:52:21,823
obviously thinks very highly of you.
1069
00:52:21,825 --> 00:52:23,700
Yes, sir.
1070
00:52:23,702 --> 00:52:25,579
So...
1071
00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:33,293
I know of no finer candidate
1072
00:52:33,295 --> 00:52:36,248
for admittance to West Point
1073
00:52:36,251 --> 00:52:39,435
than Carl... Gallagher.
1074
00:52:42,335 --> 00:52:44,504
Damn right, you don't.
1075
00:54:02,759 --> 00:54:05,510
It's a pretty fucking good apology.
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