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Trying to get into West Point. 10 00:00:21,625 --> 00:00:23,140 Only takes three or four minutes 11 00:00:23,143 --> 00:00:25,632 if you get the, hose on the tailpipe right. 12 00:00:25,635 --> 00:00:27,104 You're killing dogs? 13 00:00:27,107 --> 00:00:29,089 All right, well, you guys just relax. 14 00:00:29,092 --> 00:00:30,550 Just die naturally. 15 00:00:30,553 --> 00:00:32,557 Where are all the female employees? 16 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,345 - At the woman's march! - Selling pussy hats. 17 00:00:35,347 --> 00:00:36,484 "Jugs"? 18 00:00:36,487 --> 00:00:37,717 I lied to you this morning. 19 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,599 - There is a woman on my site. - Who? 20 00:00:39,601 --> 00:00:41,768 Me. 21 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:43,686 A-are they giving you your meds in there? 22 00:00:43,688 --> 00:00:46,022 I-I'm protecting defenseless lambs from having 23 00:00:46,024 --> 00:00:48,562 their emotional and physical spirits slaughtered. 24 00:00:49,964 --> 00:00:52,528 Gallagher! You made bail. 25 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:53,698 Your disciples! 26 00:00:53,701 --> 00:00:56,282 We crowd sourced your bail to get you out. 27 00:00:56,284 --> 00:00:57,914 Gay Jesus! 28 00:01:00,163 --> 00:01:01,979 - Commercial real estate? - Yeah, 29 00:01:01,982 --> 00:01:03,651 you're the one who told me to invest. 30 00:01:03,654 --> 00:01:05,874 Max Whitford's just gonna try and fuck you, trust me. 31 00:01:05,877 --> 00:01:07,293 You seem savvy. We're putting in 32 00:01:07,295 --> 00:01:09,379 another Sunset Brooks senior care center. 33 00:01:09,381 --> 00:01:10,862 You'd need a hundred to play. 34 00:01:10,865 --> 00:01:13,422 Then I got a hundred in my pocket. 35 00:01:14,719 --> 00:01:16,010 We did it. 36 00:01:17,705 --> 00:01:19,893 - I need a sponsor. - Me? 37 00:01:19,896 --> 00:01:21,346 Helping another AA member's 38 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,015 a hell of a lot better for your sobriety 39 00:01:23,018 --> 00:01:24,914 than chasing after a kid who's not yours. 40 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:28,768 I'll sponsor you. Come on. 41 00:01:28,771 --> 00:01:32,735 We someone who will promote and protect our values! 42 00:01:32,737 --> 00:01:34,320 What about Mo White? 43 00:01:34,322 --> 00:01:36,765 Let's make Chicago White again! 44 00:01:37,992 --> 00:01:39,526 Mo White? 45 00:01:39,529 --> 00:01:40,797 Yeah. Who are you? 46 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,617 Your country needs you. 47 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:15,125 That'll show those misogynistic motherfuckers. 48 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,756 Fuck, yes! 49 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:19,800 Only two dicks left. 50 00:03:21,482 --> 00:03:23,482 Clearly you haven't had much experience 51 00:03:23,485 --> 00:03:25,343 around a dick. It's more like this. 52 00:03:25,346 --> 00:03:27,266 Ooh. Hey. 53 00:03:27,268 --> 00:03:29,018 - En garde! - Ooh! 54 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:31,020 Ooh! 55 00:03:31,022 --> 00:03:32,649 Shh, shh! 56 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,986 Yeah, we're gonna get busted. 57 00:03:38,988 --> 00:03:40,112 Okay, who's next? 58 00:03:40,114 --> 00:03:42,323 This one. 59 00:03:42,325 --> 00:03:43,773 Hell, no. 60 00:03:43,776 --> 00:03:48,246 Yo, yo, Darryl fucking Feathers, man! 61 00:03:48,248 --> 00:03:50,790 He was the foreman at my last job. 62 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:54,126 Shit. This one gets two dicks. 63 00:04:10,064 --> 00:04:11,557 Hey. 64 00:04:11,646 --> 00:04:13,104 Hey. 65 00:04:19,404 --> 00:04:24,657 Um... The fuck you doing? 66 00:04:24,659 --> 00:04:26,325 Waiting. 67 00:04:26,327 --> 00:04:28,163 - Waiting for what? - Shim. 68 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:31,757 Good morning, my indigenous South Siders! 69 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,124 Don't mind me. 70 00:04:33,126 --> 00:04:35,001 Just showing our support 71 00:04:35,003 --> 00:04:36,794 for a better tomorrow. 72 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:39,547 Hi. 73 00:04:39,549 --> 00:04:40,965 W-what's a "shim"? 74 00:04:40,967 --> 00:04:43,259 Shim. God. 75 00:04:43,261 --> 00:04:46,220 But God doesn't have a gender, or maybe it's both genders, 76 00:04:46,222 --> 00:04:48,549 so she, him... Shim. 77 00:04:48,552 --> 00:04:50,142 Mother-father God. 78 00:04:52,228 --> 00:04:53,796 And you're waiting for Shim to... 79 00:04:53,799 --> 00:04:55,646 Talk to me. 80 00:04:55,648 --> 00:04:59,734 Tell me what to do next. 81 00:04:59,736 --> 00:05:01,569 Does that happen a lot? 82 00:05:01,571 --> 00:05:05,822 Used to all the time in jail, but since I've been out, nothing. 83 00:05:05,825 --> 00:05:07,700 That's because it never happened. 84 00:05:07,702 --> 00:05:09,069 Shim, 85 00:05:09,072 --> 00:05:12,874 a higher power, the great I Am, Great Spirit... 86 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:15,377 Call it whatever you want... But it ain't talking to you. 87 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:16,709 And we weren't talking to you. 88 00:05:16,711 --> 00:05:19,689 Enlightenment, or whatever these new-fangled 89 00:05:19,692 --> 00:05:21,814 hippy-dippy religions are selling, 90 00:05:21,817 --> 00:05:24,132 is a waste of time. 91 00:05:24,135 --> 00:05:26,969 Gay Jesus, Taoism, 92 00:05:26,971 --> 00:05:30,030 Scientology, Christian Science, 93 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:33,682 Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra... 94 00:05:33,685 --> 00:05:36,366 It's like going to one of those flaky schools 95 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,139 where the students create their own curriculum, 96 00:05:39,142 --> 00:05:41,796 then don't get graded on it. 97 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:44,147 Religion isn't a startup, Ian. 98 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:45,525 You want God to talk to you, 99 00:05:45,528 --> 00:05:48,679 you gotta stick with Buddhism, 100 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,369 Judaism, Christianity. 101 00:05:51,371 --> 00:05:52,866 And if you break the rules, 102 00:05:52,869 --> 00:05:55,790 you burn in hell for all eternity. 103 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:57,291 And there's your enlightenment. 104 00:05:57,293 --> 00:05:59,502 In the meantime, 105 00:05:59,504 --> 00:06:02,389 I shall be saving the South Side 106 00:06:02,392 --> 00:06:06,343 from the endless caravan of immigrants. 107 00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:08,971 All right. You guys should get going? 108 00:06:08,974 --> 00:06:10,557 Come on. You don't want to be late 109 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,051 for your first day of public school. 110 00:06:12,054 --> 00:06:13,866 That's the one thing they care about. 111 00:06:13,869 --> 00:06:15,476 Wait. 112 00:06:18,997 --> 00:06:20,204 There. 113 00:06:20,207 --> 00:06:22,040 Later. 114 00:06:22,043 --> 00:06:25,903 Hey, buddy, Liam, might want to lose the tie. 115 00:06:25,905 --> 00:06:27,947 No? Okay. 116 00:06:31,786 --> 00:06:33,983 We're making sandwiches now, Pops? 117 00:06:33,986 --> 00:06:36,497 You think that's weird? 118 00:07:09,157 --> 00:07:10,948 Here you go, Miss Riley. 119 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:14,952 I can assure you, there was no suffering. 120 00:07:14,954 --> 00:07:17,663 Bless you, sweet boy. 121 00:07:17,665 --> 00:07:19,248 Sparky's in a better place. 122 00:07:39,513 --> 00:07:40,978 We done? 123 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,481 Ta-da! What do you think? 124 00:07:43,483 --> 00:07:46,609 It's an empty lot. 125 00:07:46,611 --> 00:07:49,653 Yeah, 1/10th of which belongs to me. 126 00:07:49,655 --> 00:07:51,489 But it's not about what it looks like now. 127 00:07:51,491 --> 00:07:53,010 It's about what it's gonna be. 128 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:54,678 You're looking at the future site 129 00:07:54,681 --> 00:07:57,202 of Sunset Brook Senior Care, phase two. 130 00:07:57,205 --> 00:07:59,497 It's nice? 131 00:08:01,052 --> 00:08:02,833 ""? What is ""? 132 00:08:02,835 --> 00:08:04,713 Well, just seems like they could've 133 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:06,466 put a bit more money into the architecture, 134 00:08:06,469 --> 00:08:08,093 you know? 135 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,877 Well, they're going for a 136 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,508 really simple, practical, 137 00:08:11,511 --> 00:08:13,233 kind of European vibe. I love it. 138 00:08:13,236 --> 00:08:15,353 Yeah, well, it's definitely practical. 139 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:17,389 Is this the thing Whitford sucked you into? 140 00:08:18,638 --> 00:08:20,326 Whitford didn't suck me into anything. 141 00:08:20,329 --> 00:08:22,477 I invested in a limited partnership. 142 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,436 So Max Whitford makes all the decisions? 143 00:08:25,439 --> 00:08:26,729 The general partner does, yes. 144 00:08:26,731 --> 00:08:29,616 It's an LLC, which means my liability is limited, 145 00:08:29,619 --> 00:08:31,663 so I can't get sued by some junkie roofer. 146 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:33,572 So you can only lose all your investment, 147 00:08:33,574 --> 00:08:36,764 which was how much again? 148 00:08:40,028 --> 00:08:41,746 - Dollars? - With a 30% return 149 00:08:41,749 --> 00:08:43,165 expected in less than a year. 150 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:45,167 Come on. Still got 12 blocks to go. 151 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:49,130 Christ. Seriously? 152 00:08:51,024 --> 00:08:53,218 Don't worry, Sparky. 153 00:08:53,221 --> 00:08:55,761 I'm gonna be with you here till the end. 154 00:08:59,082 --> 00:09:01,249 "Pablo would like to play and run. 155 00:09:01,252 --> 00:09:04,770 He'd spend his day in the bright, warm sun." 156 00:09:15,616 --> 00:09:17,533 Hey. Morning. 157 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:20,374 Sorry. The meeting's done already? 158 00:09:20,377 --> 00:09:21,585 They're just getting 159 00:09:21,588 --> 00:09:23,455 - started... there you go. - Hey, man. 160 00:09:23,457 --> 00:09:25,327 Thanks for letting me call you at 2:00 a.m. 161 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:27,751 Yeah, that's what sponsors are for, you know? 162 00:09:27,753 --> 00:09:31,338 Could I get you to sign my court sheet? 163 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,966 Yeah, look, you gotta be on time, though, all right? 164 00:09:33,968 --> 00:09:35,624 I don't sign for short-timers. 165 00:09:35,627 --> 00:09:36,929 Sorry. 166 00:09:36,932 --> 00:09:38,283 It's all right. 167 00:09:44,937 --> 00:09:47,021 Hello? 168 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:50,441 Shit. Is she okay? 169 00:09:50,443 --> 00:09:52,951 Yeah. All right, okay. 170 00:09:52,954 --> 00:09:54,820 Yeah, I'll be right there. Yo, I gotta go, all right? 171 00:09:54,822 --> 00:09:56,655 My kid's in the emergency room. 172 00:09:56,657 --> 00:09:58,449 You have a kid? 173 00:09:59,911 --> 00:10:01,040 We need more dicks. 174 00:10:01,043 --> 00:10:02,498 I know! 175 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:04,914 So I know these women in my trade school welding class. 176 00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:06,922 - I think they can help. - Cool. 177 00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:09,224 You know if you mouth the words "olive juice," 178 00:10:09,227 --> 00:10:10,772 it looks like you're saying "I love you"? 179 00:10:10,774 --> 00:10:12,673 - What? - Watch. 180 00:10:16,469 --> 00:10:18,688 My God. It totally does. 181 00:10:18,691 --> 00:10:20,191 Right? 182 00:10:20,194 --> 00:10:21,804 Yeah, I don't have many straight friends. 183 00:10:21,807 --> 00:10:23,626 I kind of like this. 184 00:10:23,629 --> 00:10:26,559 Me too. I like having a gay friend. 185 00:10:26,562 --> 00:10:29,505 How old were you when you realized you were gay? 186 00:10:29,508 --> 00:10:31,482 The second they slapped my ass 187 00:10:31,484 --> 00:10:32,858 and cut the umbilical cord. 188 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,318 Okay. 189 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,833 Shit. Look. 190 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,697 Luh-luh-look. 191 00:10:41,619 --> 00:10:43,349 I love it. 192 00:10:44,705 --> 00:10:46,038 Hey. 193 00:10:56,339 --> 00:10:57,755 What the hell? 194 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,399 They made a list of the rapiest bars 195 00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:02,813 in the South Side, and The Alibi's number one? 196 00:11:02,816 --> 00:11:04,336 I haven't raped anybody in here. 197 00:11:04,339 --> 00:11:06,339 No one's ever raped anyone in here! 198 00:11:06,342 --> 00:11:08,677 At least not in the inside. Out in the alleyway, maybe. 199 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,755 But I knew people thought The Alibi was shitty, 200 00:11:10,758 --> 00:11:12,064 but now they think we're rapey? 201 00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:14,900 - Who says we're rapey? - Some stupid article. 202 00:11:14,902 --> 00:11:17,403 Give it to me. Who wrote it? 203 00:11:17,405 --> 00:11:19,016 Bethany Pickford-Watson. 204 00:11:19,019 --> 00:11:20,781 Of course she has two last names. 205 00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:22,919 Does she look familiar to you? 206 00:11:22,922 --> 00:11:24,697 - Probably some lesbo. - No. No. 207 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,954 - I'd hit that for sure. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 208 00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:29,008 "They even pay black prostitutes 209 00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:31,005 with fake boobs to walk around in short skirts." 210 00:11:31,008 --> 00:11:32,154 I'ma kill that bitch. 211 00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:33,419 This is so unfair. 212 00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:34,333 I mean, look around. 213 00:11:34,335 --> 00:11:37,154 W-w-what's so rapey about this place, anyway? 214 00:11:55,665 --> 00:11:57,201 I don't know, V. Maybe this place 215 00:11:57,204 --> 00:11:58,694 - is a little rapey. - You think? 216 00:11:58,696 --> 00:12:00,365 Craig has his dick out right now. 217 00:12:00,368 --> 00:12:02,458 Craig! Damn it, man! 218 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:03,782 Ball bag was hot. 219 00:12:05,282 --> 00:12:08,329 Just a little pop quiz 220 00:12:08,331 --> 00:12:10,539 to see how your weekend was. 221 00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:13,422 Just kidding. It's actually ten questions 222 00:12:13,425 --> 00:12:17,087 to see if you remember how to diagram a sentence. 223 00:12:19,707 --> 00:12:20,758 Liam. 224 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,302 Since this is your first day, 225 00:12:23,304 --> 00:12:25,304 I don't expect you to know any of this. 226 00:12:25,306 --> 00:12:26,972 Just do the best you can. 227 00:12:26,974 --> 00:12:29,641 Begin. 228 00:12:31,504 --> 00:12:33,379 Psst. 229 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:35,813 Psst, hey. 230 00:12:54,883 --> 00:12:57,336 Greetings, fellow men of leisure! 231 00:12:57,338 --> 00:12:59,521 I brought free shit for ya, 232 00:12:59,524 --> 00:13:01,799 so wear it with pride. 233 00:13:01,801 --> 00:13:04,551 I got hats. Here you go. 234 00:13:04,553 --> 00:13:06,165 Hats for everyone. 235 00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:08,514 V, can I get a little, um... 236 00:13:08,516 --> 00:13:10,265 What else have I got? 237 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,683 T-shirts. Check these out. 238 00:13:11,685 --> 00:13:13,227 Pass 'em down there. 239 00:13:13,229 --> 00:13:15,544 These are cool. One size fits all. 240 00:13:15,547 --> 00:13:18,349 What else do I have? Bumper stickers. 241 00:13:18,352 --> 00:13:20,446 Here, pass those down, would you? 242 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:24,153 And, of course, it wouldn't be a political campaign 243 00:13:24,156 --> 00:13:25,948 without buttons. 244 00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:29,328 Thank you, V. 245 00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:33,310 Mo Better." 246 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,374 You know that's racist, right? 247 00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:37,915 And, needless to say, 248 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,544 your political contributions are welcome 249 00:13:40,547 --> 00:13:43,048 and most appreciated. 250 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:44,993 Are you joking me? 251 00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:47,794 Need I remind you, gentlemen and lady, 252 00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:49,680 what is at stake here? 253 00:13:49,682 --> 00:13:52,133 No one is protecting us. 254 00:13:52,136 --> 00:13:54,600 Mo White is our only hope. 255 00:13:54,603 --> 00:13:56,740 You sure this isn't about the money, Frank? 256 00:13:56,743 --> 00:13:59,565 Of course it's about the money, Tommy! 257 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:03,735 Contributions are the lifeblood of a political campaign. 258 00:14:03,737 --> 00:14:06,586 Do you really think the Ruiz or Wyman campaign 259 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,805 gives a shit about us? 260 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,287 Hell, no! 261 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:12,227 They're too busy whining 262 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:16,498 about equality and cultural heritage. 263 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,133 They're not even from the South Side! 264 00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:21,788 And I don't know that they were 265 00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,671 born in this country. 266 00:14:23,674 --> 00:14:24,965 Ruiz? 267 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:27,926 The hell kind of a name is that? 268 00:14:27,928 --> 00:14:31,211 I'd like to see that birth certificate. 269 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:41,150 Mo White will fight for the things we care about. 270 00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:47,826 Thank you, man. Thank you. Gentlemen? 271 00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:50,073 Come on, guys. Let's do this. 272 00:14:50,075 --> 00:14:51,646 I know. It's a bitter pill. 273 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:54,912 We gotta do it for our own good. 274 00:14:54,914 --> 00:14:56,865 Here you go. There you go. 275 00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:59,724 Don't look at me like that. Come on. Come on. 276 00:14:59,727 --> 00:15:01,668 - Guys, come on. - Come on. South Side! 277 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:02,878 It's important. 278 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,130 Fine. 279 00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:06,798 I'm not even gonna ask. 280 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,761 If you will excuse me... 281 00:15:12,681 --> 00:15:14,389 I got some winnin' to do. 282 00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:17,985 Make sure you vote! 283 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,845 I still can't believe you invested 284 00:15:21,848 --> 00:15:23,724 $100,000 in a vacant lot. 285 00:15:23,727 --> 00:15:25,868 Yep. Signing the papers tonight, 286 00:15:25,871 --> 00:15:27,788 and then we're gonna flip it quick. 287 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:31,365 I'm meeting him at 7:00. 288 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,579 Does Whitford even know about me? 289 00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:37,995 Does he know about me, that we're together? 290 00:15:37,998 --> 00:15:40,290 Yeah, we talked about you. 291 00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:44,378 Who are you selling it to? 292 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,654 Sunset Brook. 293 00:15:45,657 --> 00:15:47,922 They're in negotiations to buy the land. 294 00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:48,966 Hi! 295 00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:50,759 So the deal isn't done yet? 296 00:15:50,761 --> 00:15:52,258 Why are you shitting on my parade? 297 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,850 Just because you don't think it's a good idea 298 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,685 doesn't mean you gotta be a dick about it. 299 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,891 I'm not trying to be a dick. 300 00:15:57,893 --> 00:16:01,235 I'm just saying that it might be... 301 00:16:01,238 --> 00:16:02,990 I thought we were gonna eat together. 302 00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:05,315 We can't sit at the table like normal human beings? 303 00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:06,782 Yeah, but then the fries get cold. 304 00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:08,602 - Who likes cold French fries? - Well you didn't even 305 00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,430 order fries. Those are my fries. 306 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,365 Well, here. You can't eat them all. 307 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:13,868 Thank you very much. 308 00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:18,407 Listen, for the record, I do fully support you. 309 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:21,313 Phase two is... is gonna be great. 310 00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:22,866 Well, don't just say it 'cause you think 311 00:16:22,868 --> 00:16:24,313 it's what I want to hear. Be honest. 312 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,384 I was being honest, and then you told me 313 00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,079 I was shitting all over your parade. 314 00:16:27,082 --> 00:16:28,961 Can I have my cheeseburger, please? 315 00:16:28,964 --> 00:16:30,714 Yeah. 316 00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:32,883 Thank you. 317 00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:34,266 I'll be at the table. 318 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:02,164 Look, I've never been to a Buddhist temple before. 319 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:05,459 I need Shim to talk to me. 320 00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:08,253 God. To talk to me. 321 00:17:10,924 --> 00:17:12,724 Any tips? 322 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:16,136 Repeat. "I'm here to learn." 323 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:17,679 I'm here to learn. 324 00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:20,451 "I take refuge in the Buddha." 325 00:17:20,454 --> 00:17:22,680 I take refuge in the Buddha. 326 00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:25,058 "Until I attain enlightenment." 327 00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:28,022 Until I attain enlightenment. 328 00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,947 Quick question. 329 00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:42,204 Once I attain enlightenment, 330 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,039 then will Shim talk to me? 331 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,591 'Cause they did for a while. 332 00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:48,763 But then, suddenly, it stopped. 333 00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:52,464 So did Shim stop talking to me, 334 00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:54,396 or did I stop hearing Shim? 335 00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:05,083 I got this, Ralph. 336 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:07,266 - You sure? - Yeah, don't worry about it. 337 00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:08,601 I'll take care of Bootsie. 338 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,782 Okay. Thanks, Carl. 339 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,620 See you tomorrow. 340 00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:15,456 Don't worry, Bootsie. 341 00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,572 No serenity for you today. 342 00:18:33,188 --> 00:18:36,505 Get your dumb-ass tote bag out of my space! 343 00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:38,009 It's actually not a tote bag. 344 00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:39,260 It's a satchel. 345 00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:40,804 And who the hell starts a new school 346 00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,427 with three weeks left in the school year? 347 00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,560 All the private schools were full. 348 00:18:46,311 --> 00:18:48,641 Fucking satchel boy. 349 00:18:54,361 --> 00:18:57,446 I have two daughters. What kind of father am I 350 00:18:57,449 --> 00:19:00,198 if I'm also the owner of the local rapery? 351 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,696 V got to you, didn't she? 352 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:03,368 The Alibi should be a sanctuary, 353 00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,841 a haven where women can come, relax, 354 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,524 and only get laid if they want to. 355 00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:09,040 We could all use a place where we could 356 00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:10,422 get laid if we wanted to. 357 00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:11,959 In this day and age, you can't 358 00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:13,266 say shit to a woman 359 00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:15,912 without her crying harassment. Hell, they'd sue 360 00:19:15,915 --> 00:19:18,091 their own reflections if they could. 361 00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,051 I'm just not gonna talk to them anymore. 362 00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:21,470 No one talks to your ass anyway. 363 00:19:21,472 --> 00:19:23,540 Yeah, but if they did, I wouldn't say anything. 364 00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:25,960 Creepily glaring at them is not the answer. 365 00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,891 Hell, I probably catcalled nine or ten women yesterday. 366 00:19:28,894 --> 00:19:30,904 - You think women like that? - I'm in construction. 367 00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:32,966 I can't just change. Doesn't matter 368 00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:35,567 if time's up or not. If a chick walks by, 369 00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:37,235 I instinctively grab my balls, 370 00:19:37,237 --> 00:19:39,130 and yell "Suck on this." It's just what happens. 371 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,406 All right, let's start there. 372 00:19:41,408 --> 00:19:43,251 You can't call 'em chicks anymore. 373 00:19:43,254 --> 00:19:44,910 Tail? 374 00:19:44,912 --> 00:19:46,620 - No. - Wool? 375 00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:48,040 No. 376 00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,209 Women? 377 00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:50,771 I don't think so. 378 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,586 Contains the word "men." 379 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,357 I got it. 380 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,499 Vaginal enterprises. 381 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,044 Okay, I'm out. 382 00:20:01,047 --> 00:20:03,261 Maybe we should just stick with "women." 383 00:20:03,263 --> 00:20:07,182 Some... women... That's better. 384 00:20:07,184 --> 00:20:09,279 Some women like to be told they're pretty. 385 00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:10,432 Now, how are we supposed 386 00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:11,795 to know the difference between the ones 387 00:20:11,797 --> 00:20:13,376 that like it and the ones that don't? 388 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,899 Old women like being hit on. 389 00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:17,208 Maybe we should just allow the old women in. 390 00:20:17,211 --> 00:20:18,527 - Kermit! - Why the hell 391 00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:19,724 would we want that? 392 00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:22,013 We need a consistent standard. 393 00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:23,782 All right, here's your standard. 394 00:20:23,784 --> 00:20:25,224 Assume you are disgusting, 395 00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:26,888 that no one wants you to touch them, 396 00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:28,286 and they couldn't care less if you think 397 00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:30,831 they're pretty or not... There's your damn standard. 398 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,899 I've never been so confused. 399 00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:34,240 The bottom line 400 00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,545 is that the bar can't be rapey anymore. 401 00:20:36,547 --> 00:20:41,132 If women stay away, bad for business. 402 00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:43,428 Plus, rapey is wrong. 403 00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:47,099 A-and more importantly, rapey is wrong. 404 00:20:52,145 --> 00:20:54,312 What's that twirly writing? 405 00:20:54,314 --> 00:20:55,856 Cursive. 406 00:20:55,858 --> 00:20:58,066 - You know cursive. - Yes, ma'am. 407 00:20:58,068 --> 00:20:59,903 Wow. 408 00:21:06,451 --> 00:21:08,159 Sorry, 'scuse me! 409 00:21:08,161 --> 00:21:11,313 Hi. Hey, I'm looking for a Xan, X-A-N. 410 00:21:11,316 --> 00:21:12,315 Last name? 411 00:21:12,318 --> 00:21:14,021 Um, Galvez. 412 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:16,918 Xan Galvez. 413 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,628 Is she here? She okay? 414 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:19,665 And you are... 415 00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:21,415 Lip. I'm her, um... her brother. 416 00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:29,931 Sorry, don't have any record of a Xan. 417 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:32,110 She... She has really crazy hair, 418 00:21:32,113 --> 00:21:33,633 she came in with a broken arm. 419 00:21:33,636 --> 00:21:35,429 We had a girl come in earlier with a broken arm. 420 00:21:35,431 --> 00:21:36,982 Yeah? 421 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:38,523 Let's see... 422 00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:40,859 - Alexandra Galvez? - Yes, that's her. 423 00:21:40,861 --> 00:21:42,277 Have a seat. We'll be with you in a minute. 424 00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:43,739 All right. 425 00:21:50,329 --> 00:21:51,969 Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher, 426 00:21:51,972 --> 00:21:53,931 and, that's Mo White. 427 00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:55,915 - He's running for Congress. - Hello. 428 00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:59,044 And what is your name, if you don't mind my asking? 429 00:21:59,046 --> 00:22:01,254 Evelyn. Evelyn Thomas. 430 00:22:01,256 --> 00:22:03,802 Well, Evelyn, the reason we're here 431 00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:05,287 is that Mo is a 432 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:07,218 proud South Sider, just like yourself. 433 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,888 He grew up two blocks from here, over on Halsted, 434 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:11,841 in what is now a crack den. 435 00:22:15,228 --> 00:22:16,811 And the point being, Evelyn, 436 00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:18,672 it's time for us to take pride 437 00:22:18,675 --> 00:22:20,133 in the South Side, 438 00:22:20,136 --> 00:22:23,146 and that starts with good people like you. 439 00:22:23,149 --> 00:22:25,568 Sir, I don't give a rat's ass about the South Side. 440 00:22:25,571 --> 00:22:27,005 I don't even have a damn job. 441 00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:29,991 I don't either, 442 00:22:29,993 --> 00:22:33,193 which is why we need Mo White in office! 443 00:22:33,196 --> 00:22:35,170 - Right, Mo? - That's right. 444 00:22:38,085 --> 00:22:39,904 Mo wants to bring the jobs 445 00:22:39,907 --> 00:22:41,993 back to the working people in the South Side, 446 00:22:41,996 --> 00:22:45,427 the people whose parents and grandparents built this city! 447 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,593 Pride is what made the South Side safe 448 00:22:48,595 --> 00:22:50,302 and strong, and that all starts 449 00:22:50,305 --> 00:22:52,013 with one thing, which is what? 450 00:22:52,015 --> 00:22:53,060 A job. 451 00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:54,599 A job. Bingo. 452 00:22:54,602 --> 00:22:56,471 Would you mind if we put a sign on your yard 453 00:22:56,474 --> 00:22:58,395 to show your support for Mo? 454 00:22:58,397 --> 00:23:00,336 Yeah, I guess that'd be okay. Sure. 455 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,583 That's the South Side pride I'm talking about. 456 00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:03,790 All right. South Side pride. 457 00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:05,021 - You bet. - I like that. 458 00:23:05,024 --> 00:23:06,695 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 459 00:23:06,697 --> 00:23:09,614 Sorry. $10, please. 460 00:23:09,616 --> 00:23:11,008 What? 461 00:23:11,011 --> 00:23:14,326 Any contribution is gratefully welcome. 462 00:23:14,329 --> 00:23:16,121 We suggest 10. 463 00:23:16,123 --> 00:23:18,873 Some people are doing $20. 464 00:23:20,293 --> 00:23:23,253 Thank you, Evelyn. 465 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:30,771 No, I got it. I got it. 466 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:55,493 Are you awake? 467 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:04,169 Sorry. 468 00:24:04,171 --> 00:24:05,670 Hey, um, 469 00:24:05,672 --> 00:24:08,836 have you achieved enlightenment here before? 470 00:24:08,839 --> 00:24:10,177 I'm just... I'm not 471 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:11,843 really getting anything. 472 00:24:13,889 --> 00:24:15,615 Okay, rough estimate, 473 00:24:15,618 --> 00:24:17,307 how long does it normally take? 474 00:24:17,309 --> 00:24:19,684 For Buddha, it took one night. 475 00:24:19,686 --> 00:24:21,019 Well, that's not that bad. 476 00:24:21,021 --> 00:24:23,855 After ages and lives of meditation. 477 00:24:23,857 --> 00:24:25,857 Right, okay. 478 00:24:25,859 --> 00:24:27,680 I don't have that kind of time. 479 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:28,860 I'm sorry. 480 00:24:28,862 --> 00:24:30,528 Namaste. 481 00:25:19,246 --> 00:25:20,999 Hey. 482 00:25:21,081 --> 00:25:22,914 Hey. 483 00:25:35,595 --> 00:25:37,765 Hey, you okay? What the hell happened to you? 484 00:25:37,768 --> 00:25:39,097 Fell off the jungle gym. 485 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,807 Made it to the top, though. 486 00:25:40,809 --> 00:25:41,936 Good job. 487 00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:43,085 Does that hurt? 488 00:25:43,088 --> 00:25:44,421 - A little. - Hi. 489 00:25:44,424 --> 00:25:46,054 - Are you the father? - No. 490 00:25:46,057 --> 00:25:48,892 No, no, I'm the, brother. 491 00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:52,090 My dad's a drunk, and my mom disappeared. 492 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,279 Are you the guardian? 493 00:25:54,281 --> 00:25:56,156 No, not exactly. 494 00:25:56,158 --> 00:25:59,327 Okay, well, we'll get her over to X-ray and set the arm. 495 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:00,698 - Okay. - And we can only release her 496 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,287 to a parent or legal guardian. Okay, sweetie. 497 00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:04,916 Okay. 498 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,304 Right back this way. 499 00:26:12,890 --> 00:26:14,796 Hey, V. Shot of Jaeger? 500 00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:16,382 Hey, Carl. No way. 501 00:26:16,385 --> 00:26:17,634 What, I can die for our country 502 00:26:17,637 --> 00:26:18,633 but can't get a simple liquor 503 00:26:18,635 --> 00:26:20,551 - till I'm 21? - It's an incentive. 504 00:26:20,554 --> 00:26:22,319 You don't die, you get to drink. 505 00:26:22,322 --> 00:26:24,544 But you're not gonna stay alive in the South Side for long 506 00:26:24,546 --> 00:26:26,281 if you keep carrying that little poodle around. 507 00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:28,158 It's a Yorkie, and he has cancer. 508 00:26:28,161 --> 00:26:29,836 Probably only a few days left to live. 509 00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:35,332 - For the dog, not you. - Thank you. 510 00:26:35,335 --> 00:26:37,280 Whatcha doing with a cancer dog, anyway? 511 00:26:37,282 --> 00:26:38,823 Community service. Need it to get into 512 00:26:38,825 --> 00:26:41,242 - West Point. - You're going to West Point? 513 00:26:41,244 --> 00:26:43,293 Want to, but it'll probably never happen. 514 00:26:43,296 --> 00:26:44,866 Went to Congressman Ubberman's office, 515 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:46,124 see if he could recommend me, 516 00:26:46,127 --> 00:26:47,877 but I couldn't even get an appointment. 517 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,051 Ubberman. He's a congressman? 518 00:26:50,054 --> 00:26:50,999 You know him? 519 00:26:51,002 --> 00:26:52,222 White guy? Red face? 520 00:26:52,225 --> 00:26:53,588 - Sweaty? - Yeah. 521 00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:55,108 I'll be damned! 522 00:26:55,111 --> 00:26:59,177 Hey, babe, did you know that Wubby's a congressman? 523 00:26:59,179 --> 00:27:00,637 Seriously? 524 00:27:00,639 --> 00:27:02,430 When I was a dominatrix, 525 00:27:02,432 --> 00:27:03,848 he was one of my regulars. 526 00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:05,136 Dude used to like me to whip him 527 00:27:05,139 --> 00:27:08,601 - and call him Wubby. - And now he's a congressman. 528 00:27:08,604 --> 00:27:10,062 Do you still whip him? 529 00:27:10,065 --> 00:27:11,856 I retired years ago. 530 00:27:11,859 --> 00:27:14,399 Leather underwear is not too good for my lady parts. 531 00:27:14,402 --> 00:27:16,968 Would you ever think about coming out of retirement? 532 00:27:16,971 --> 00:27:18,418 - Never. - Even if it meant giving 533 00:27:18,421 --> 00:27:19,887 an underprivileged South Side kid 534 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,866 a chance at achieving his dream? 535 00:27:21,868 --> 00:27:24,085 S&M is not like riding a bike, Carl. 536 00:27:24,088 --> 00:27:26,130 You can't just strap on a pair of stilettos, 537 00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:27,496 pop a ball gag in someone's mouth, 538 00:27:27,499 --> 00:27:28,733 and start to whipping them. 539 00:27:28,736 --> 00:27:30,522 That is not how you ride a bike. 540 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:32,730 I mean, that's okay. Who's gonna let 541 00:27:32,733 --> 00:27:35,838 a poor South Side kid become an officer, anyway? 542 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,466 I'll just enlist, embrace the suck, 543 00:27:38,468 --> 00:27:41,552 retire an old, disabled, sad alcoholic. 544 00:27:41,554 --> 00:27:43,638 Maybe they'll let me teach high school ROTC 545 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,848 from my wheelchair if I'm lucky. 546 00:27:45,850 --> 00:27:47,991 Come on, Bootsie. I know you gotta eat. 547 00:28:13,253 --> 00:28:15,488 Hello. I'm afraid you just missed 548 00:28:15,491 --> 00:28:17,069 the Chabot morning service. 549 00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:18,840 Actually, I was just, 550 00:28:18,842 --> 00:28:20,299 looking for some answers. 551 00:28:20,302 --> 00:28:22,472 I'm the rabbi. What's the question? 552 00:28:22,475 --> 00:28:25,319 If a religion or a movement 553 00:28:25,322 --> 00:28:27,176 makes the world a better place, does it matter 554 00:28:27,179 --> 00:28:28,430 if it goes in a different direction 555 00:28:28,432 --> 00:28:29,491 than originally intended? 556 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:32,102 Well, you pretty much just summed up every religion. 557 00:28:32,105 --> 00:28:35,106 A better question might be "What is God's will?" 558 00:28:35,108 --> 00:28:37,068 That's exactly what I want to know. 559 00:28:37,071 --> 00:28:39,268 - Does God speak to you? - I pray to God, yeah, 560 00:28:39,271 --> 00:28:40,361 but in the Jewish faith, 561 00:28:40,363 --> 00:28:42,321 we believe that the five books of the Torah 562 00:28:42,323 --> 00:28:43,531 are the word of God. 563 00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:44,497 Kind of like the Bible. 564 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,250 Just the first part. 565 00:28:46,253 --> 00:28:50,245 Yeah, I read it. So... God did speak to someone? 566 00:28:50,248 --> 00:28:52,957 To Moses, and Moses... wrote it down. 567 00:28:52,959 --> 00:28:55,626 But he spoke to him, with words? 568 00:28:55,628 --> 00:28:58,379 But only to Moses. 569 00:28:58,381 --> 00:29:00,338 No one else, ever? 570 00:29:00,341 --> 00:29:04,385 Not with words. He did set a bush on fire once. 571 00:29:04,388 --> 00:29:07,180 What is it with religions and setting things on fire? 572 00:29:23,156 --> 00:29:24,530 Hey. 573 00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:25,823 'Sup, nerd? 574 00:29:25,825 --> 00:29:27,533 Got a deal for you. 575 00:29:27,535 --> 00:29:29,279 - Vikes? - What? 576 00:29:29,282 --> 00:29:31,440 No. See that girl over there? 577 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:36,250 Cracker Girl? What about her? 578 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,336 She wants to kill me, 579 00:29:38,338 --> 00:29:39,962 so what I was thinking 580 00:29:39,964 --> 00:29:41,631 what if I help you get better grades? 581 00:29:41,633 --> 00:29:44,008 Like, with homework and stuff? 582 00:29:44,010 --> 00:29:45,635 For free? 583 00:29:45,637 --> 00:29:48,447 No, for protection from Cracker Girl. 584 00:29:50,016 --> 00:29:52,475 I am failing the shit out of this class. 585 00:29:52,477 --> 00:29:55,486 Okay, deal. 586 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:56,780 Name's Todd. 587 00:29:56,783 --> 00:29:58,563 Liam. 588 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:05,696 Yes? 589 00:30:05,698 --> 00:30:08,085 Wrong house. Sorry. 590 00:30:08,088 --> 00:30:10,118 Whoa, hold on a second. Hold on a second. 591 00:30:11,704 --> 00:30:13,287 you a Wyman supporter? 592 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:14,872 I am. 593 00:30:14,874 --> 00:30:17,186 Mo White. And you are? 594 00:30:17,189 --> 00:30:18,452 Dee Sanders. 595 00:30:18,455 --> 00:30:21,045 Well, Dee, it is a pleasure to meet you. 596 00:30:21,047 --> 00:30:24,072 Look, I know Wyman is an African-American, 597 00:30:24,075 --> 00:30:25,882 but is that why you're voting for her? 598 00:30:25,885 --> 00:30:27,760 Absolutely. I always do. 599 00:30:27,762 --> 00:30:30,972 And that is terrific, unless... 600 00:30:30,974 --> 00:30:33,266 you want your street repaved. 601 00:30:33,268 --> 00:30:35,351 Look at these potholes, Dee. 602 00:30:35,353 --> 00:30:37,395 Wyman's been in Congress for ten years. 603 00:30:37,397 --> 00:30:39,021 You still have potholes. 604 00:30:39,023 --> 00:30:42,400 We need to repair our infrastructure. 605 00:30:42,402 --> 00:30:45,530 The South Side was the crown jewel of Chicago: 606 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,549 Clean, safe parks where families 607 00:30:47,552 --> 00:30:50,740 and friends could picnic and unwind. 608 00:30:50,743 --> 00:30:53,604 We were a community. We looked out for each other. 609 00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:56,247 We... we were a family. 610 00:30:56,249 --> 00:31:00,084 Now, it's a liquor store on every corner, 611 00:31:00,086 --> 00:31:01,878 graffiti on every sign. 612 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,130 Yeah, it's just sad. 613 00:31:04,132 --> 00:31:06,390 My question to you is, 614 00:31:06,393 --> 00:31:08,176 will a Martin Luther King 615 00:31:08,178 --> 00:31:10,499 African Arts Center fix that? 616 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:13,476 We could use that money to repave your street, 617 00:31:13,479 --> 00:31:16,517 clean our parks, make the South Side proud again, 618 00:31:16,519 --> 00:31:18,728 and that's why I'm running for Congress, Dee. 619 00:31:18,730 --> 00:31:21,105 South Side pride. 620 00:31:21,107 --> 00:31:24,317 And I'd really appreciate your vote, Dee. 621 00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:27,088 South Side pride. 622 00:31:27,091 --> 00:31:28,830 Help me make it happen. 623 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:39,994 I'm Mo White. 624 00:31:39,997 --> 00:31:41,250 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White! 625 00:31:41,252 --> 00:31:44,205 - Mo White. - Mo White. Mo White. 626 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,643 We'd like to put a sign in your yard. 627 00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:53,208 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White. 628 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:56,139 Mo White. You're not gonna find him on the ballot. 629 00:31:58,937 --> 00:32:00,561 Look what we've got for you. 630 00:32:03,191 --> 00:32:04,468 Want a hat, too? 631 00:32:15,729 --> 00:32:17,828 - That looks good. - Yeah. 632 00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:26,003 Too sexy. 633 00:32:26,005 --> 00:32:27,416 That's nice. 634 00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:29,532 Think it's too casual. 635 00:32:31,369 --> 00:32:33,678 God, that's boring. Is that even mine? 636 00:32:37,263 --> 00:32:40,593 No. No. 637 00:32:40,596 --> 00:32:42,674 Fuck. What the hell do you wear 638 00:32:42,677 --> 00:32:45,749 to a 7:00 business meeting at a hotel bar? 639 00:32:45,752 --> 00:32:47,846 It's in a bar? 640 00:32:47,849 --> 00:32:49,559 Where? 641 00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:54,507 Just gonna be you and Max, 642 00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:55,979 or will there be other people there? 643 00:32:55,982 --> 00:32:57,867 Yeah, it's me and Max 644 00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:59,897 at a bar, signing papers. 645 00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:01,111 Super exciting. 646 00:33:01,114 --> 00:33:02,655 Can I tag along? 647 00:33:02,658 --> 00:33:04,207 No. 648 00:33:06,379 --> 00:33:08,796 It'll make me look weak if you're there. 649 00:33:08,798 --> 00:33:10,923 Like, "Hi, I'm just a stupid woman. 650 00:33:10,926 --> 00:33:15,512 I can't sign a document myself, so I brought along some dude." 651 00:33:16,926 --> 00:33:18,826 - Some dude? - You know what I mean. 652 00:33:18,829 --> 00:33:20,196 No, I don't know what you mean. 653 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,616 I don't know what the fuck we are. 654 00:33:22,619 --> 00:33:25,748 So now you want a relationship? What the fuck? 655 00:33:25,751 --> 00:33:28,639 I was asking you how you feel about us... normal question. 656 00:33:28,642 --> 00:33:30,943 Why are we having this conversation now? 657 00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:32,196 Do you not trust me? 658 00:33:32,199 --> 00:33:34,112 I trust you. I just... 659 00:33:34,115 --> 00:33:37,283 I don't trust Whitford. 660 00:33:37,285 --> 00:33:38,775 So you're jealous? 661 00:33:38,778 --> 00:33:40,744 Yeah, I'm fucking jealous. Yeah. 662 00:33:40,747 --> 00:33:44,665 You happy? 663 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:47,040 I'm doing a business deal with Max. 664 00:33:47,043 --> 00:33:49,600 We're going to communicate. We're going to text. 665 00:33:49,603 --> 00:33:52,126 We're gonna have meetings. 666 00:33:52,129 --> 00:33:55,458 If that makes you jealous, I'm sorry. 667 00:33:55,461 --> 00:33:59,805 But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna sleep with him. 668 00:33:59,807 --> 00:34:02,767 What it does mean 669 00:34:02,769 --> 00:34:05,269 is that I need new fucking clothes. 670 00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:22,119 No way I'ma be able to get 671 00:34:22,121 --> 00:34:24,330 my post-baby feet in these. 672 00:34:26,209 --> 00:34:29,001 I should put those in the dry cleaner. 673 00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:34,532 Hello, old friend. 674 00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:46,522 Sorry, dude. I got here 675 00:34:46,525 --> 00:34:48,479 as quick as I could. Is she all right? 676 00:34:48,481 --> 00:34:49,858 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a broken arm, 677 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:52,225 but she's fine. Look, I need you to be her dad. 678 00:34:52,228 --> 00:34:53,651 What? 679 00:34:53,654 --> 00:34:55,901 They'll only release her to a parent or a guardian, 680 00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:57,779 so I need you to pretend to be her dad. 681 00:34:57,782 --> 00:35:01,157 - Also, you're a drunk. - I'm not doing that. 682 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,784 Brad, come on, help me out here. 683 00:35:02,787 --> 00:35:04,833 So you want me to impersonate her father? 684 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,252 Yeah, and sign some paperwork, 685 00:35:06,255 --> 00:35:07,581 but I already filled out most of it. 686 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:08,876 Well, why can't you do it? 687 00:35:08,879 --> 00:35:10,267 I'm not old enough to be her dad, 688 00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:12,335 and plus, I already told them I was her brother. 689 00:35:12,338 --> 00:35:14,088 So I'm your father, too? 690 00:35:14,090 --> 00:35:15,954 Yeah. Father, stepfather, whatever. 691 00:35:15,957 --> 00:35:17,582 I'm not old enough to be your father! 692 00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:18,939 Yeah, but you look old. 693 00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:21,045 Dude, I'm married now. 694 00:35:21,048 --> 00:35:23,097 Okay, I just got my shit together. 695 00:35:23,099 --> 00:35:24,532 No way am I getting sucked 696 00:35:24,535 --> 00:35:26,610 into your weirdo Gallagher vortex. 697 00:35:26,613 --> 00:35:27,964 What the fuck? Brad, please. 698 00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:29,520 Look, if I don't get her out of here, 699 00:35:29,522 --> 00:35:31,147 they're gonna call DCFS. 700 00:35:31,149 --> 00:35:33,313 You can't just walk into an emergency room 701 00:35:33,316 --> 00:35:36,193 - and pretend to be some kid's da... - Shh! 702 00:35:36,195 --> 00:35:38,370 This is the universe telling you 703 00:35:38,373 --> 00:35:41,583 to do the right thing. What if Xan was seriously hurt? 704 00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:44,000 You ever think about that? You're not her parent. 705 00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:45,722 You wouldn't be able to help her. 706 00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:47,578 - Look, Brad... - Sorry, dude. 707 00:35:47,581 --> 00:35:49,167 Brad. 708 00:35:52,336 --> 00:35:53,627 Was that the father? 709 00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:55,755 Yeah. 710 00:35:55,757 --> 00:35:57,548 There he goes. 711 00:35:57,550 --> 00:35:59,222 Mr. Reliable. 712 00:36:03,718 --> 00:36:05,551 God, this feels good! 713 00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:07,875 We're doing important work here, Frank! 714 00:36:07,878 --> 00:36:10,728 South Side loves you. We're doing great. 715 00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:12,602 And I love the South Side. 716 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:14,727 You know, the least I could do is help these people 717 00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:17,636 remember what our neighborhood stands for? 718 00:36:17,639 --> 00:36:19,891 Mo White is back! 719 00:36:21,272 --> 00:36:22,342 What happened? 720 00:36:22,345 --> 00:36:23,865 Nothing, nothing. 721 00:36:23,868 --> 00:36:25,117 You sure? 722 00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:27,077 Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine. 723 00:36:28,247 --> 00:36:31,316 Geez. L-le-le-let's go this way. 724 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:34,250 What the hell is happening? Are you all right? 725 00:36:34,253 --> 00:36:35,863 Never better. Never better. 726 00:36:35,866 --> 00:36:37,282 Are you in pain? 727 00:36:37,285 --> 00:36:39,667 Mo, I'm your campaign manager. 728 00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:40,946 If you've got a health condition, 729 00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,128 you gotta tell me about it. 730 00:36:42,131 --> 00:36:43,630 I don't have a health condition! 731 00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:45,425 I just have to watch where I walk. 732 00:36:45,428 --> 00:36:47,995 That's all. Hey, is... is, 733 00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:50,058 is there a school nearby? 734 00:36:50,061 --> 00:36:51,941 Why? 735 00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:56,774 Ankle bracelet. Whenever I get 736 00:36:56,777 --> 00:36:58,347 within 100 yards of a school, 737 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,485 - I get this little shock. - What? 738 00:37:00,488 --> 00:37:02,370 Why do you wear an ankle bracelet 739 00:37:02,373 --> 00:37:04,399 that shocks you when you get near a school? 740 00:37:04,402 --> 00:37:06,386 It was years ago. She told me 741 00:37:06,389 --> 00:37:10,524 she was 18, but... But? But what, Mo? 742 00:37:10,527 --> 00:37:12,665 - She wasn't. - What? 743 00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:13,836 Look, we were in love. 744 00:37:13,839 --> 00:37:15,453 We were together for five years. 745 00:37:15,456 --> 00:37:16,956 She left me! 746 00:37:16,959 --> 00:37:18,375 On her 20th birthday. 747 00:37:18,378 --> 00:37:20,688 So she was 15. 748 00:37:20,691 --> 00:37:22,883 Frank, will you calm down? 749 00:37:22,885 --> 00:37:24,635 I paid my dues. 750 00:37:24,637 --> 00:37:25,978 Well, then why do you have to wear 751 00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,172 a fucking ankle bracelet? 752 00:37:27,175 --> 00:37:30,266 It's only for another six months, until... 753 00:37:30,268 --> 00:37:32,511 Until I'm off parole. 754 00:37:32,514 --> 00:37:34,175 Frank, listen. 755 00:37:34,178 --> 00:37:36,387 Don't give up on me. 756 00:37:36,390 --> 00:37:41,026 These people... They need me. 757 00:38:00,923 --> 00:38:02,965 Hi. My name is Tyrell. 758 00:38:15,808 --> 00:38:17,521 What the hell is this? 759 00:38:17,523 --> 00:38:19,523 This is a consent form. 760 00:38:19,525 --> 00:38:22,818 From now on, any woman you want to harass 761 00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:25,195 has to give her written consent 762 00:38:25,197 --> 00:38:27,072 before you're allowed to bother her. 763 00:38:27,074 --> 00:38:29,325 No woman's gonna sign this unless she's hammered. 764 00:38:29,327 --> 00:38:31,285 She has to be sober. 765 00:38:31,287 --> 00:38:33,621 I'm never, ever getting laid again. 766 00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:36,373 Did you ever think you were? 767 00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:38,691 Also, The Alibi will no longer be serving 768 00:38:38,694 --> 00:38:41,252 any drink called Sex on the Beach. 769 00:38:41,255 --> 00:38:43,730 It will only be known as "The Beach." 770 00:38:43,733 --> 00:38:46,215 What is this, Acapulco? Nobody drinks those. 771 00:38:46,218 --> 00:38:47,426 Women do. 772 00:38:47,428 --> 00:38:49,027 TV-wise, while we'll still be showing 773 00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:51,531 the White Sox games, we're gonna be introducing 774 00:38:51,534 --> 00:38:54,016 some alternative programming for the ladies. 775 00:38:54,019 --> 00:38:56,060 - Like what? - Cooking shows? 776 00:38:56,062 --> 00:38:57,144 Ellen? 777 00:38:57,146 --> 00:38:58,687 This is Us. 778 00:38:58,689 --> 00:39:00,940 Let's not get carried away, Kermit. 779 00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:02,110 What? 780 00:39:16,841 --> 00:39:19,508 Got it on eBay for $21. 781 00:39:19,511 --> 00:39:21,585 Really? 782 00:39:21,587 --> 00:39:24,672 No. That thing's, like, 300 years old. 783 00:39:24,674 --> 00:39:27,341 You thinking about converting? 784 00:39:27,343 --> 00:39:28,683 What? 785 00:39:28,686 --> 00:39:30,093 You're wearing a yarmulke. 786 00:39:30,096 --> 00:39:32,714 Y... no. 787 00:39:32,717 --> 00:39:35,515 Just, looking around. 788 00:39:35,518 --> 00:39:38,268 Well, let me know if you see anything you like. 789 00:39:40,272 --> 00:39:42,564 Wait. 790 00:39:42,566 --> 00:39:45,159 Do you know what God wants us to do next? 791 00:39:45,162 --> 00:39:47,361 - I have a pretty good idea. - You do? 792 00:39:47,363 --> 00:39:48,570 How? Did God talk to you? 793 00:39:48,573 --> 00:39:51,073 No. 794 00:39:51,075 --> 00:39:52,616 Someone's gotta have answers. 795 00:39:52,618 --> 00:39:54,618 It's called the Bible. Read it. 796 00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:57,830 This stuff's been figured out since day one. 797 00:39:57,832 --> 00:39:59,206 Day 39. Whatever. 798 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,250 Whenever Eve ate that apple. 799 00:40:01,252 --> 00:40:03,085 You really believe there was an Eve? 800 00:40:03,087 --> 00:40:04,230 Don't overthink it. 801 00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:06,164 You want to know what God wants you to do? 802 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:08,167 Start with the Ten Commandments. 803 00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:10,009 They're commandments. 804 00:40:15,808 --> 00:40:16,890 Okay. 805 00:40:18,264 --> 00:40:21,414 Greetings, Mo White supporters. Hey, Kev, 806 00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:24,625 couple of cold ones for your future congressman 807 00:40:24,628 --> 00:40:27,206 and his loyal campaign manager. 808 00:40:27,209 --> 00:40:29,959 And two whiskey chasers, please. 809 00:40:29,962 --> 00:40:33,555 Gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. 810 00:40:33,558 --> 00:40:35,266 The fact that you might want me 811 00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:37,198 - as your congressman again... - Kev! 812 00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:39,002 That means a lot. 813 00:40:39,005 --> 00:40:42,836 I would like to clear my existing tab, 814 00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:45,961 and here's a hundie for the next one. 815 00:40:45,963 --> 00:40:47,274 Thank you, my good man. 816 00:40:47,277 --> 00:40:49,006 Thank you, Frank. 817 00:40:49,008 --> 00:40:51,370 And nobody understands the people of the South Side 818 00:40:51,373 --> 00:40:53,527 - better than Mo White. - That's right. 819 00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:55,203 - You want better jobs! - Yeah. 820 00:40:55,206 --> 00:40:57,008 - You want safer streets. - Yeah. 821 00:40:57,011 --> 00:40:58,800 You want more affordable housing. 822 00:40:58,803 --> 00:41:00,219 - Yeah. - Well, then, 823 00:41:00,222 --> 00:41:03,348 I humbly, humbly, ask for your vote. 824 00:41:03,351 --> 00:41:04,323 Cheers. 825 00:41:04,326 --> 00:41:05,858 Another round! 826 00:41:09,737 --> 00:41:11,492 And, you are? 827 00:41:11,495 --> 00:41:14,740 If I could just have you sign this right here. 828 00:41:14,742 --> 00:41:16,867 Thank you. 829 00:41:16,869 --> 00:41:18,869 Consent form. 830 00:41:18,871 --> 00:41:20,913 Here we go. For the thousandth time, 831 00:41:20,915 --> 00:41:22,539 there was no way I could know 832 00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:24,516 that girl was only 15. 833 00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:25,667 What? 834 00:41:25,669 --> 00:41:27,377 And my relationship with Heather 835 00:41:27,379 --> 00:41:29,031 is long behind me now. 836 00:41:29,034 --> 00:41:31,215 And did you know that in China, 837 00:41:31,217 --> 00:41:33,570 the age of consent is 13? 838 00:41:33,573 --> 00:41:35,761 And that is a country on the rise. 839 00:41:35,763 --> 00:41:37,162 Shit. Okay, thank you, Mo. 840 00:41:37,165 --> 00:41:38,342 Thank you. Thank you so much. 841 00:41:38,345 --> 00:41:40,995 All right. We will see you at the polls. 842 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,560 I remember this dude! They hiked 843 00:41:43,563 --> 00:41:45,409 the Appalachian Trail together. Said he was 844 00:41:45,412 --> 00:41:47,052 helping her get a merit badge. 845 00:41:47,055 --> 00:41:49,427 Mo left Congress to care for his dying wife. 846 00:41:49,430 --> 00:41:51,768 Mo left Congress to bang a 15-year-old. 847 00:41:51,771 --> 00:41:54,284 She said she was 18, and you should've seen her. 848 00:41:54,287 --> 00:41:57,357 Look at this, you tell me this girl looks 15? 849 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,632 Jesus! She looks like she's ten. 850 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,823 12, maybe. 851 00:42:00,826 --> 00:42:02,893 Okay, okay. Did Mo make a mistake? 852 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,540 Yes, he did. 853 00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:06,240 But he regrets it, 854 00:42:06,243 --> 00:42:08,919 and what's more important, he paid for it. 855 00:42:08,921 --> 00:42:10,921 He went to jail. 856 00:42:10,923 --> 00:42:14,784 He's been rehabilitated. The system works. 857 00:42:14,787 --> 00:42:17,295 I think what we all have to keep in mind here 858 00:42:17,298 --> 00:42:20,257 is that Mo's a great congressman, 859 00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:23,600 and before that, he was the best football coach 860 00:42:23,602 --> 00:42:25,654 that Robert E. Lee High ever had, 861 00:42:25,657 --> 00:42:28,096 and do you know what's even more American 862 00:42:28,099 --> 00:42:29,606 than football? 863 00:42:29,608 --> 00:42:31,412 Second chances. 864 00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:34,643 Hell, this whole country was built on second chances. 865 00:42:34,646 --> 00:42:36,620 O.J. got one. 866 00:42:36,623 --> 00:42:38,357 He blew it, but he got one. 867 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,988 Teddy Kennedy, the man you don't want behind the wheel 868 00:42:40,991 --> 00:42:43,138 if you need a ride to the other end of the bridge? 869 00:42:43,141 --> 00:42:45,201 Reelected seven times. 870 00:42:45,204 --> 00:42:47,790 And admit it, we're all pulling for Tiger 871 00:42:47,793 --> 00:42:50,334 every time he walks on the course. 872 00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:53,088 My point is, we all make mistakes. 873 00:42:53,091 --> 00:42:55,565 Don't we all want a second chance? 874 00:42:55,568 --> 00:42:58,551 Man, I know I do. 875 00:42:58,554 --> 00:43:00,179 And for the South Side, 876 00:43:00,181 --> 00:43:05,058 Mo White is that second chance. 877 00:43:07,021 --> 00:43:08,896 You got my vote, Mo. 878 00:43:08,898 --> 00:43:10,147 Mo White. 879 00:43:10,149 --> 00:43:11,443 - Mo White! - Mo White! 880 00:43:11,446 --> 00:43:13,873 Mo White! Mo White! 881 00:43:13,944 --> 00:43:16,060 Mo White! Mo White! 882 00:43:16,113 --> 00:43:18,193 Mo White! Mo White! 883 00:43:18,282 --> 00:43:19,740 Mo White! Mo White! 884 00:43:19,742 --> 00:43:21,408 Another round! Let's go! 885 00:43:25,456 --> 00:43:27,831 Yeah! 886 00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:29,917 I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Congressman, 887 00:43:29,919 --> 00:43:31,251 but there's a... 888 00:43:31,253 --> 00:43:34,131 - Lenora. - Lenora here to see you. 889 00:43:34,134 --> 00:43:35,683 She says she has an appointment, 890 00:43:35,686 --> 00:43:38,115 but I don't have it on the calendar. 891 00:43:42,848 --> 00:43:44,973 Congressman Ubberman will see you now. 892 00:43:44,975 --> 00:43:46,727 Thank you so much. 893 00:44:02,068 --> 00:44:03,498 Hi, I'm Denise. 894 00:44:03,501 --> 00:44:04,867 Are you Alexandra's guardian? 895 00:44:04,870 --> 00:44:06,156 - Um, yeah. - Great. 896 00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:07,371 Can I have your driver's license 897 00:44:07,373 --> 00:44:09,107 and insurance card, please? 898 00:44:09,110 --> 00:44:13,592 Um... look, Denise, 899 00:44:13,595 --> 00:44:16,170 technically, I'm not her legal guardian. 900 00:44:16,173 --> 00:44:17,521 All right? But I'm... 901 00:44:17,524 --> 00:44:19,882 I'm looking out for her until her mother gets back. 902 00:44:19,885 --> 00:44:23,553 But you don't know when that's gonna be? 903 00:44:23,555 --> 00:44:25,430 No. 904 00:44:25,432 --> 00:44:28,100 You know where she is, though? 905 00:44:28,102 --> 00:44:29,935 No. 906 00:44:29,937 --> 00:44:33,063 Okay, I'm a social worker here at the hospital. 907 00:44:33,065 --> 00:44:35,232 They sent me down here because they have concerns 908 00:44:35,235 --> 00:44:36,924 about Alexandra's household. 909 00:44:36,927 --> 00:44:38,482 What does that mean? 910 00:44:38,485 --> 00:44:40,987 You say you're her brother, and then you're her guardian. 911 00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:42,985 A man shows up and then leaves, and now you say 912 00:44:42,988 --> 00:44:44,571 you're taking care of her until her mother comes back, 913 00:44:44,573 --> 00:44:46,066 but she said her mother's not coming back. 914 00:44:46,068 --> 00:44:47,888 Okay, I understand that that sounds... 915 00:44:47,891 --> 00:44:51,224 We will sort all this out when DCFS gets here. 916 00:44:52,918 --> 00:44:54,211 Right. 917 00:45:15,594 --> 00:45:18,206 You ready? 918 00:45:18,209 --> 00:45:21,778 Wubby missed you so much. 919 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:23,697 It's been a while. 920 00:45:23,699 --> 00:45:25,802 - What made you... - No talking! 921 00:45:25,805 --> 00:45:27,034 Harder. 922 00:45:27,036 --> 00:45:28,385 What did I just say? 923 00:45:28,388 --> 00:45:30,276 - Harder! - You want harder? 924 00:45:30,279 --> 00:45:32,823 My God! 925 00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:37,110 There's a kid... 926 00:45:37,113 --> 00:45:40,052 I want you to recommend to West Point. 927 00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:44,217 Good kid. Big heart. 928 00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:45,518 Born to serve. 929 00:45:48,891 --> 00:45:52,232 I already recommended someone! 930 00:45:52,235 --> 00:45:55,801 Bitch, I'm not asking. 931 00:45:55,804 --> 00:45:57,596 What's his name? 932 00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:00,081 Carl Gallagher. 933 00:46:03,655 --> 00:46:06,214 Maybe... maybe I could, 934 00:46:06,217 --> 00:46:08,237 un-recommend the other kid. 935 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,256 Maybe? 936 00:46:10,263 --> 00:46:11,620 Yes! 937 00:46:11,622 --> 00:46:14,039 Yes! Yes! 938 00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:17,292 Yes! Yes! 939 00:46:17,294 --> 00:46:18,420 Yes! 940 00:47:18,647 --> 00:47:20,605 Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan. 941 00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:22,441 Come on with me, all right? 942 00:47:25,529 --> 00:47:26,903 Code blue. Code blue. 943 00:47:46,717 --> 00:47:48,258 Hey. 944 00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:51,479 Damn, girl! What you all dressed up for? 945 00:47:51,482 --> 00:47:52,929 I could ask you the same thing. 946 00:47:52,931 --> 00:47:54,271 A story for another time. 947 00:47:54,274 --> 00:47:55,682 I gotta look professional. 948 00:47:55,684 --> 00:47:56,717 I got a meeting. 949 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,471 Well, you look good. 950 00:47:58,474 --> 00:48:00,103 Thank you. It's H&M. 951 00:48:00,105 --> 00:48:01,897 Gonna return the shit tomorrow. 952 00:48:01,899 --> 00:48:03,802 Meeting with a man or a woman? 953 00:48:03,805 --> 00:48:05,237 Does it matter? I'd wear exactly 954 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,084 the same thing, regardless. 955 00:48:07,087 --> 00:48:08,320 So a man. 956 00:48:08,322 --> 00:48:10,865 Look, I need this deal to happen, okay? 957 00:48:10,868 --> 00:48:12,659 If I look good, can't hurt. 958 00:48:12,662 --> 00:48:14,019 It's called dress for success. 959 00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:15,202 Preaching to the choir. 960 00:48:15,204 --> 00:48:17,964 So, are there gonna be drinks at this meeting? 961 00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:20,701 No, no, we're just gonna sign some papers. 962 00:48:20,704 --> 00:48:23,131 Might have a little champagne to celebrate. 963 00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:24,710 Nice. Where? 964 00:48:24,713 --> 00:48:27,797 At a hotel downtown. 965 00:48:27,799 --> 00:48:30,175 Ford cool with that? 966 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,190 Fucking Ford. 967 00:48:33,193 --> 00:48:35,138 He's acting weird. 968 00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:37,098 Like, jealous. 969 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:38,642 Wonder why. 970 00:48:38,644 --> 00:48:39,976 It's not like that. 971 00:48:39,978 --> 00:48:41,728 Then what's wrong? 972 00:48:41,730 --> 00:48:43,909 Why is he bringing this up now? I mean, suddenly, 973 00:48:43,912 --> 00:48:45,106 he wants to be in a relationship 974 00:48:45,108 --> 00:48:47,084 'cause I got a meeting with a guy? 975 00:48:47,087 --> 00:48:49,414 Is the guy hot? 976 00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:50,820 Yeah, he's hot as fuck. 977 00:48:50,822 --> 00:48:53,907 Yeah, but the... Why is it all on me? 978 00:48:53,909 --> 00:48:55,825 Why can't Ford and I just hang out? 979 00:48:55,827 --> 00:48:58,161 Why does it have to turn to some official thing? 980 00:48:58,164 --> 00:48:59,882 Because when it's not an official thing, 981 00:48:59,885 --> 00:49:01,426 people get hurt. 982 00:49:01,429 --> 00:49:03,541 - Hey, what's up, Fiona? - Hi, Kev. 983 00:49:03,544 --> 00:49:05,335 When people leave their options open, 984 00:49:05,337 --> 00:49:06,576 you can't trust each other. 985 00:49:06,579 --> 00:49:09,088 When I started dating Kev, I was like, "You're my man, 986 00:49:09,091 --> 00:49:10,837 "I'm your girl, and if you're not happy with that, 987 00:49:10,839 --> 00:49:12,284 I'll kill you in your sleep." 988 00:49:12,287 --> 00:49:14,009 It's true. 989 00:49:14,012 --> 00:49:15,512 What's that? 990 00:49:15,514 --> 00:49:18,982 I'm trying to make a logo or a symbol or something 991 00:49:18,985 --> 00:49:20,304 so I can put it in the window 992 00:49:20,307 --> 00:49:22,315 so women know that they're safe here. 993 00:49:22,318 --> 00:49:23,998 - Hey, Kev. - They're not. 994 00:49:24,001 --> 00:49:26,444 I know. That's why I'm doing a symbol, or a logo. 995 00:49:26,447 --> 00:49:28,026 I need a quick beer and a bump. 996 00:49:28,029 --> 00:49:31,319 This might be the hardest I have ever worked. 997 00:49:31,322 --> 00:49:33,549 Where's your candidate? Kissing babies? 998 00:49:33,552 --> 00:49:35,574 I hope he's just kissing. 999 00:49:35,576 --> 00:49:37,200 Disgusting pedophile. 1000 00:49:37,202 --> 00:49:39,271 Which is why there's no way in hell 1001 00:49:39,274 --> 00:49:42,204 he's ever gonna win. I just need him to shut up, 1002 00:49:42,207 --> 00:49:43,915 or else people are gonna stop contributing 1003 00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:45,078 to the campaign. 1004 00:49:45,081 --> 00:49:47,585 You are unbelievable. 1005 00:49:47,588 --> 00:49:50,213 You know me, daughter of my dreams. 1006 00:49:50,215 --> 00:49:52,388 I never stop thinking about tomorrow. 1007 00:49:53,427 --> 00:49:54,815 Kev. 1008 00:49:54,818 --> 00:49:57,554 Can I get a bump of Jamie, please? 1009 00:49:57,556 --> 00:50:00,587 Hey, wasn't that Bill Clinton's campaign song? 1010 00:50:00,590 --> 00:50:03,893 "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"? 1011 00:50:03,895 --> 00:50:06,771 That's what we need. 1012 00:50:06,773 --> 00:50:08,815 A campaign song. 1013 00:50:08,817 --> 00:50:10,444 Well... 1014 00:50:14,906 --> 00:50:17,407 Democracy never sleeps. 1015 00:50:17,409 --> 00:50:19,442 Unless it's with a 15-year-old. 1016 00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:26,374 Hi. 1017 00:50:26,376 --> 00:50:27,751 Hey. 1018 00:50:27,753 --> 00:50:30,176 Not even gonna ask. 1019 00:50:32,254 --> 00:50:34,598 Totally forgot I was wearing it. 1020 00:50:36,595 --> 00:50:39,137 How did you know for sure you were gay? 1021 00:50:39,139 --> 00:50:41,431 'Cause I was having sex with a man. 1022 00:50:41,433 --> 00:50:42,579 Why? 1023 00:50:42,582 --> 00:50:44,434 I don't know. 1024 00:50:44,436 --> 00:50:46,311 I think I might be gay. 1025 00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:47,728 You're not gay. 1026 00:50:47,731 --> 00:50:49,153 How do you know? 1027 00:50:49,156 --> 00:50:50,822 Where is this coming from? Is this 'cause 1028 00:50:50,825 --> 00:50:53,168 - you're a welder now? - No. 1029 00:50:53,171 --> 00:50:55,046 I don't know. I... 1030 00:50:55,049 --> 00:50:56,181 I've just been feeling ways 1031 00:50:56,184 --> 00:50:57,806 that I've never felt before. 1032 00:50:57,809 --> 00:50:59,949 Have you had sex with another woman? 1033 00:50:59,951 --> 00:51:01,618 Yeah. I did, once. 1034 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:03,078 It was a long time ago, but I 1035 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,454 let a woman I was babysitting for 1036 00:51:04,456 --> 00:51:06,539 go down on me. 1037 00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:07,832 Really? 1038 00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,292 Yeah. Got a great tip. 1039 00:51:09,294 --> 00:51:12,962 - Did you return the favor? - No. 1040 00:51:12,964 --> 00:51:15,465 Yeah, you're not gay. You're a pillow princess. 1041 00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:17,262 Have you been with a girl since? 1042 00:51:17,265 --> 00:51:18,687 Yep. I just made out with one 1043 00:51:18,690 --> 00:51:19,564 in the bathroom. 1044 00:51:19,567 --> 00:51:21,137 Okay, well, that's a start. 1045 00:51:21,139 --> 00:51:22,603 What kind of porn do you like? 1046 00:51:22,606 --> 00:51:23,704 I don't watch porn. 1047 00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:28,061 Bullshit. Everyone watches porn. 1048 00:51:28,063 --> 00:51:30,146 - I'm at least bisexual. - No. 1049 00:51:30,148 --> 00:51:31,773 You're not. 1050 00:51:31,775 --> 00:51:34,204 Why do you keep telling me what I'm not? 1051 00:51:34,207 --> 00:51:39,197 I thought Gay Jesus was all about love and acceptance. 1052 00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:41,157 Sorry. 1053 00:51:41,159 --> 00:51:43,702 Yeah, I don't know what we're about anymore. 1054 00:51:43,704 --> 00:51:45,825 The whole Gay Jesus thing 1055 00:51:45,828 --> 00:51:47,539 has gotten completely out of hand. 1056 00:51:47,541 --> 00:51:51,251 I mean, people are doing crazy shit. 1057 00:51:51,253 --> 00:51:53,629 Apparently, now I'm the gay Che. 1058 00:51:53,632 --> 00:51:55,570 Lately, I'm just feeling like... 1059 00:51:55,573 --> 00:51:57,072 Hey, news flash: 1060 00:51:57,075 --> 00:51:59,551 you're not Jesus, and you're not gay Che. 1061 00:51:59,553 --> 00:52:01,962 You're a bipolar Gallagher who doesn't take his meds. 1062 00:52:01,965 --> 00:52:03,805 So why don't you stop trying to save the world 1063 00:52:03,807 --> 00:52:05,974 and save yourself? 1064 00:52:05,976 --> 00:52:07,684 I don't know what I am anymore. 1065 00:52:07,686 --> 00:52:09,769 At least you know you're gay. 1066 00:52:09,771 --> 00:52:11,051 Yeah. 1067 00:52:17,028 --> 00:52:18,548 Lenora... 1068 00:52:18,551 --> 00:52:21,823 obviously thinks very highly of you. 1069 00:52:21,825 --> 00:52:23,700 Yes, sir. 1070 00:52:23,702 --> 00:52:25,579 So... 1071 00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:33,293 I know of no finer candidate 1072 00:52:33,295 --> 00:52:36,248 for admittance to West Point 1073 00:52:36,251 --> 00:52:39,435 than Carl... Gallagher. 1074 00:52:42,335 --> 00:52:44,504 Damn right, you don't. 1075 00:54:02,759 --> 00:54:05,510 It's a pretty fucking good apology. 73860

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