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- [TV blaring]
- [dog barks]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, little man.
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Try and keep it
in the bowl, okay?
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I can do it.
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How many pancakes
do you want, Lindsay?
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Lindsay.
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Take those
stupid things off.
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Why is Bandit
on the countertop?
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Damn dog.
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Can you turn that
down, Nana?
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Nana. Lindsay, check
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and see if Nana's
still breathing.
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Can I have juice?
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I don't know who you are.
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Does anyone know
who this is?
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That's Kevin.
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- How did he get here?
- I don't know.
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Ooh! Mike,
what are you doing?
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What did I tell you?
Don't touch the stove.
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You're
going to get burnt.
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- [giggling]
- Sit down.
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All right.
Where are your shoes?
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You guys cannot be
late this morning.
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Kyle's mom is
driving you to camp.
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- Camp sucks.
- Easy with the attitude.
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Mom will pick you up
this afternoon.
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What's for lunch?
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Uh...
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Okay, good news, everyone.
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It's Pop Tart Tuesday.
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Everybody gets Pop Tarts
for lunch today.
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Yay!
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I hate Pop Tarts.
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You're getting
Pop Tarts.
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Kevin:
Can I have juice?
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Here. Here's Pop Tarts.
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Okay, that's it.
We got everything?
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It's breakfast,
it's lunch. We're good.
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Have a great day.
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Sorry about the mess,
Nana. I love you.
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*Grab your coat,
honey, grab your hat *
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*This train is leavin',
and it ain't comin' back *
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*Don't need a ticket,
can't you understand? *
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*You're on your way
to the Promised Land *
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*Take me *
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*Take me back to paradise *
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* Paradise *
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- *Oh, yeah *
- *Ooh *
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*Take me back to paradise *
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*Paradise *
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*Ooh *
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*Won't you take me
back to paradise? *
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What are you doing?
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[sigh]
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I was having the most
wonderful dream.
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I was hiking
in the Black Forest
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with Andrea Jaeger
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when we happened
upon a wood nymph.
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I meant on the floor.
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My wife kicked me out.
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Oh, wow. Uh, I'm sorry.
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You needn't be. Mm.
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She does this
periodically.
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In fact, I look forward
to the time alone.
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Got everything I need here:
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TV, salty snacks,
unlimited towels.
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I'm laughing.
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Well, let me know
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if there's
anything I can do.
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That's very sweet
of you, David.
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Actually, since you asked--
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Here. No fabric softener,
please.
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It gives me hives.
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Good morning.
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* David *
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Oh, she hates me.
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- Who?
- Our daughter.
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Eh. It's a phase.
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You always say that.
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Because I love you
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and I'm trying
to spare your feelings.
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Thank you.
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If it's any consolation,
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she's not a big fan
of mine, either.
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I know. It's not really--
she never was.
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True.
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She and I used to be close.
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Closer.
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Maybe we've given her
too much.
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We've made it too easy.
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Oh, please. She's always
been her own person.
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She is who she is.
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Don't you remember
Day 1 in the hospital?
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Already they're
calling her a diva.
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Of course I remember.
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She woke up
all the other babies.
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And she wasn't happy until
she had a room of her own.
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- [sigh]
- God.
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It all goes so fast.
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe we should have
a talk with her.
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Yeah. Maybe we should.
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I got to get to my massage.
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I think I'm going
to take a steam.
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Goodbye, darling.
Have a nice day.
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You, too.
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[sigh]
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Hey, great job today.
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Your footwork
has really improved.
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But my legs still
feel like Jell-o.
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Yeah, well, they won't
by the end of the summer.
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Did you hear that,
sweetheart?
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Hear what, babe?
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David says if I keep up
with the tennis,
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I can have sexy legs like his.
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Well, actually, I didn't
use the, you know,
the word sexy.
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Don't be modest.
You have very sexy legs.
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Doesn't he, sweetheart?
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Such strong thighs.
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Calves aren't huge,
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but they've got
good definition.
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And a cute little tuchus.
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- You squat?
- Only to pick things up.
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Ha ha ha ha! Good one.
I'm stealing that.
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I'm stealing him.
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So, babe, you get
a chance to ask him?
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Not yet.
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So, Dave...
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here's the thing.
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You seem like a smart kid.
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Good head on your shoulders,
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hardworking,
but not a stuffed shirt.
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Am I right?
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You keep an open mind?
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You like to have fun?
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You up for anything?
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- I-- I guess.
- Good. We thought so,
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which is why Jean and I
wanted to talk to you
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about joining us
in what you might call
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a little social experiment.
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- Oh, sugar.
- What's wrong?
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We're late for lunch
with the Katzes.
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That's today?
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We were supposed to meet
them ten minutes ago.
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Shit. You going to be
around after lunch?
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- I think so.
- Great.
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We'll talk more then.
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I've got a good
little tuchus.
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You really...
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Hey, do you know the Blums?
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Dale and Jean? Yes, of course.
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He's my dentist.
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It's really weird.
After a lesson today,
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she grabbed my ass
right in front of him.
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- Oh, my.
- He didn't seem to mind.
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- He actually seemed
cool with it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Sounds crazy,
but I got the feeling
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they were hitting on me,
like as a couple.
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They were.
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They're swingers.
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Seriously?
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Ask anyone.
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- Oh, God.
- What's wrong?
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That must be what they want
to talk to me about.
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I think they want me
to swing.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Why you?
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She likes my legs.
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Those are not legs.
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Those are broom handles
wrapped in chicken skins
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dropped on the floor
of a barber shop.
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Now, these--
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these are legs:
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strong like a stallion's,
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iron wrought,
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every sliver of muscle
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intended by Allah Himself,
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every quiver,
every motion deliberate.
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What do I do, Nash?
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There's only one thing
to be done, boychik:
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close your eyes
and pucker up.
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Ah, no way.
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That's swinging, baby.
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Herb.
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Mr. President.
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Uhh.
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Aye yai yai yai
yai yai yai.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, my neck is all stiff.
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Oh. You ever get that?
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I haven't turned
to the left since 1978.
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[chuckles]
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You sleeping?
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Oh. What, are you kidding?
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With all the shit
on my mind?
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Huh.
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Even if I manage
to fall asleep,
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doesn't help because
I'm up twice a night
to pee anyway.
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- Twice a night?
- Yeah.
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How about
nine times a night?
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Every 45 minutes.
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And two of the nine?
Mostly blood.
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How are your balls?
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Good.
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Just wait till you turn 70
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and they start to droop
like the ears on a beagle.
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You eating?
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Nah. Not really.
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Yeah?
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How about you?
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Pudding and soup.
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I haven't had
a satisfying crap
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since Thanksgiving
three years ago.
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And my knees
fill up with fluid
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if I even think about salt.
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And yesterday
I don't know what I did,
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but I fucked up
something in my foot.
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All right. You win.
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You win, Herb.
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You win.
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Hey, handsome.
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Hey, there, champ.
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So, um,
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about that thing
we were discussing--
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I can't.
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Can't what?
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Join you that way.
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No offense.
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D-Did you think
we wanted--
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With you?
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We wouldn't dream.
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We're not cradle robbers.
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I'm confused.
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David, sweetie, Dale and I
aren't interested
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in having sex with you.
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You're not?
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We want to have sex
with each other.
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While you film it.
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This is legendary.
How did this happen?
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Apparently they liked
the video I shot
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of the Kornblatt wedding.
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Please tell me you said yes.
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I said I'd have
to let them know.
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Are you nuts? This is
a dream come true.
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Not my dream.
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Every dude's dream:
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getting paid to watch
nude people screw
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3 feet from you.
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How are you not weeping
with joy right now?
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I don't know.
It just feels weird.
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That's just your
bourgeois Puritanical
upbringing talking, man.
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You really think
I should do this?
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Absolutely.
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Under one condition.
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What's that?
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Take me with you.
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No way.
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Dude, Mrs. Blum has been
my dental hygienist
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since I was, like, 12.
All right?
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I've always fantasized
about what her boobs
might look like,
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and this is an opportunity.
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Like, when-- when else
would I get the opportunity?
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Yeah. Okay. Let's do it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I just want to let you know
I don't need a ride home.
268
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,305
My last two lessons
canceled,
269
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,674
so I figured I'd
leave a little early.
270
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,108
Oh. Lucky.
271
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,711
So what are your
plans tonight?
272
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,546
Are we doing something or...
273
00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,481
Well, actually,
I hope it's cool,
274
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,083
but I made plans
with Wheeler.
275
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,953
I figured you'd be
too tired to hang out.
276
00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,655
Okay.
277
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,823
Uh, why? Did you want to?
[stammer]
278
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:53,460
No. I-- I-- Uh, God, yes.
279
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,329
I do. I'm just--
I'm tired,
280
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,666
so I'm probably just going
to go home and study.
281
00:09:58,666 --> 00:09:59,700
That's cool.
282
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,868
[chuckle]
283
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,670
I'll, uh,
I'll call you later?
284
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,037
You know what? I will, uh--
285
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,438
I'll probably
just see you tomorrow.
286
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,575
So okay.
287
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,810
- Bye.
- Bye.
288
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,583
[chatter]
289
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,821
Judy:
Oh! Oh, hi!
290
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,155
Everybody look.
It's my David!
291
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,423
- Hi, David.
- What's going on?
292
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,958
Study group.
293
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,659
- Nice meeting you all.
- No, no, no, sweetie.
294
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,762
- Stay and celebrate with us.
- I can't. I have a thing.
295
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,230
I only stopped by
to grab my stuff. Bye.
296
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,399
Look at him. My baby.
He's so grown up.
297
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,804
- Dad, what are you
doing in here?
- Hiding.
298
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,572
I don't know where your
mother finds these people.
299
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:16,176
Honest to God, they're like
extras from a Fellini movie.
300
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,912
Hey, what do you say
we sneak out of here,
hit the Sizzler?
301
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,148
I can't. I've got
another video gig.
302
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,615
Wedding?
303
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,917
Private event.
304
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,887
Oh. All right, yeah.
305
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,588
- Take me with you.
- Huh?
306
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,857
I'm kidding.
I'm only kidding.
307
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:30,924
I'm kidding.
I'm not kidding.
308
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:31,992
Get me out of here, David.
309
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,126
I got to leave this house.
310
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,795
Please, take me with you.
311
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,396
Sorry, Dad.
I got to run.
312
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,998
Oh. Is it all right
313
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,532
if I hang around in here
until they leave?
314
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,567
Yeah. Sure.
315
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,402
Oh, David.
316
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,837
It's nice you have a hobby.
317
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,206
I can't wait
to see the video.
318
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,975
Yeah. Me, too.
319
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:56,984
Let's go.
320
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,585
I'm coming, I'm coming.
321
00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,920
Oh, God, oh, man.
322
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,388
I cannot believe
this is happening.
323
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,956
- Wheeler, chill.
- How can I chill?
324
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,424
I'm about to see
Mrs. Blum naked.
325
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,526
I've been fantasizing
about this for years.
326
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,494
[ding dong]
327
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,802
Hi, there, beautiful.
328
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,804
Hi.
329
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,271
Entrez.
330
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,239
Oh.
331
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,945
Hi, boys.
332
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,413
Hey. This is my friend
I mentioned
333
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,547
that'll be helping me out.
334
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,648
Dr. Blum.
335
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,350
- Mrs. Blum.
- Hey, buddy.
336
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,352
- Still flossing?
- Religiously.
337
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,386
This is Mittens.
338
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,388
I want to shake your
hand. I'm Mittens.
339
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:38,558
I'll, uh, I'll just wave.
I'm actually allergic.
340
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,828
- Okay.
- [chuckle]
341
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,133
Well, don't just stand there.
Come in. Get a beer.
342
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,301
Are you hungry?
I made a lasagna.
343
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,674
Your place is nice.
344
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,976
I really like it.
345
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,511
Thanks.
Yeah, it's a good space.
346
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,280
Decent light.
347
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,082
Good energy.
348
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,016
Oh.
349
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,486
I'm going to start
with a wide angle lens,
350
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,554
if that's okay with you.
351
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,856
That's fine
352
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,858
as long as it doesn't
make me look fat.
353
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,226
Not a lens in the world
that could do that.
354
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,595
Okay. [chuckle]
355
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,563
All right.
356
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,233
David:
What are you doing?
357
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,603
So, Spielberg, we know
you're the director,
358
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,273
but we had a few ideas
we wanted to discuss,
if that's okay.
359
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,307
Sure.
360
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,641
So we rehearsed
a little scenario
361
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,777
we thought would be fun
just to kick things off:
362
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:34,447
some, uh, light kissing,
a little petting.
363
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,482
Maybe some oral.
364
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,383
Mutual masturbation.
365
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,351
Before getting
to the main event.
366
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,889
- Sounds good.
- Jean: Okay.
367
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,294
You ready?
368
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,596
Yeah.
369
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,269
Is, uh,
is something wrong?
370
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,605
They're waiting
for you to say "action."
371
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,107
Oh. Yeah. Sorry.
372
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,409
And, uh, action.
373
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,014
What the fuck?
374
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,916
Knock knock knock.
375
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,952
Oh, hello.
376
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,055
Thanks for squeezing me in
in such short notice.
377
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,958
Of course. Why don't you
just lay, uh,
378
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,628
face down here
on this massage table?
379
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,695
And let's get started.
380
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,932
Oh, you're so tense.
381
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,034
Well, I haven't
been sleeping well
382
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,937
since my wife left me
for a periodontist.
383
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,739
Oh, you must be
so lonely.
384
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,507
And horny.
385
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,708
Ah-choo!
386
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,776
Dale:
How's the angle?
387
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,378
So something like this.
388
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,713
You know, you just want
to always pop that hip.
389
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,781
That always works.
390
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,016
Or you could,
you know, just--
391
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,051
I'll keep shooting
392
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,185
if you want to walk
upstairs,
393
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,353
something like that.
394
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,720
Just want
to pop that hip.
395
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,956
It always look so good.
396
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:49,990
Oh. [chuckle]
397
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,124
Butterflies?
398
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,526
Yeah. A few, actually.
399
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,494
Hang on.
400
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,401
Oh. Thank you.
401
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,535
It should help.
402
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,609
Ready?
403
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,111
Uh, ready.
404
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,983
This cassingle is so boss.
405
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,818
- ** [rock]
- Let's do this.
406
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,321
*You put some magic in me *
407
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,722
- Action.
- * I feel the magic in me *
408
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:23,790
Ooh.
409
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:24,724
* Do what we do *
410
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,858
Okay. I'm coming in.
411
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,160
- Okay.
- [meow]
412
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,996
Okay. Keep going.
413
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,530
Ah-choo!
414
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,464
You all right?
415
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,533
- Hello.
- You getting this?
416
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,801
It's pretty great, guys.
Keep going.
417
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,003
- Hi, Mittens.
- [meow]
418
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,405
Yeah, you
feeling loose now?
419
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,639
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
420
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,673
- Punish me.
- Ohh.
421
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,709
- Action.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
422
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,811
- Yeah.
- Whoo.
423
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,014
[sneezing]
424
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,081
- Dude?
- Sound is good.
425
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,449
- Ah-choo!
- Oh.
426
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,583
[yowl, hiss]
427
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,685
Fuck off, Mittens.
428
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,721
- Honey.
- I'm just gonna move to here
429
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,655
so that I can, uh--
430
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,725
And action.
431
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,027
Dale? Oh, great. Oh.
432
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,828
That-- It happens.
Just--
433
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,163
Ow!
434
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,397
[laughing]
435
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,265
David: Okay.
436
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,299
[car door closes]
437
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,036
Jean, laughing:
Oh, God!
438
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,939
- Uhh.
- Oh, yeah.
439
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,174
Jean: Oh, honey, grab me.
440
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,608
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Come here.
441
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:16,709
Hurry up.
442
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,045
Right there. Yeah.
443
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,647
- Shit.
- Are you getting this, guys?
444
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,850
Whoo!
445
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:24,884
* You keep me all together *
446
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,219
Oh, my God.
447
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,820
*You tell me
I could never-- *
448
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,322
Now pout your lips.
449
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,059
What, like this? Like--
450
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,096
Beautiful.
My lens is fogging up.
451
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,298
Unbelievable.
452
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,333
Loosen up a little bit.
453
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,202
* You're my kind of lover *
454
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,370
There you go.
455
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,705
All right,
now give me the sexy.
456
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,675
Is anybody home?
457
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,078
- Guys!
- Dr. Blum! Mrs. Blum!
458
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,412
- Is anyone home?
- Shh! Guys!
459
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,880
- Jean: Yes! Yes!
- This is the police.
460
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,947
- Yes!
- Dale: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
461
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,083
Yeah!
462
00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,352
Jean: Uh--
463
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,954
Uh, is there a problem,
officer?
464
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,257
I got a noise complaint
from one of the neighbors.
465
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,458
- Dale: Really?
- Yeah.
466
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,659
I'm afraid I'm
going to have to
467
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,295
place you both
under arrest.
468
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,497
- Oh, shit.
- On what charge, officer?
469
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,634
Starting without me.
470
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,736
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!
471
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,238
Get your camera, boys!
472
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,406
Oh, yeah.
473
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,973
I've been very
naughty lately.
474
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,342
- Yeah.
- I mean,
475
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,676
you should probably
take me to the station
476
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,145
but we can work out
some kind of a deal.
477
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,646
Handcuffs.
478
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,647
[shutter clicks]
479
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,116
You can take that off.
480
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,651
Hey-hey, don't be shy.
481
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,520
I'm not.
482
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,555
You're in the safest
place in the world:
483
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,690
my dojo.
484
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,497
Oh, my God.
485
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,234
I can't believe
I'm going to do this.
486
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,742
That was crazy.
487
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,646
Yeah. I don't think
I can ever have sex.
488
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,781
Again.
489
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,483
That's what I meant.
490
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,392
Okay, well, good night.
491
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,563
Sayonara.
492
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,601
I can't.
493
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,352
Baby, come to bed.
494
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,720
I will. I will in a bit.
495
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,888
I just-- That's--
496
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,590
I have
some work I want to do.
497
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,293
Sweetheart,
she's 20 years old.
498
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,094
You don't have to wait up
for her anymore.
499
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,463
Yeah. I will.
500
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,632
All right.
501
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,320
That was some crazy
shit tonight.
502
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,490
His back hair was like
the rug in our den.
503
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,226
What was with that cat?
504
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,228
Wouldn't leave me alone.
505
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,396
I think it was
in love with you.
506
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,232
I feel so violated.
507
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,866
You should be.
Have you seen your eyes?
508
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,067
Can't see shit.
509
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,502
[both laughing]
510
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,444
How are things going
with, uh, Misty?
511
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,711
Really good, you know?
512
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,080
We, uh, we hung out
last weekend.
513
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,582
It felt like we
really connected.
514
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,686
Without actually connecting.
515
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,857
What's up with you
and Getty's daughter?
516
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,260
I, uh, nothing.
517
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,261
We're just friends.
518
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,928
Not even. I mean,
519
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,431
I'm with Karen, so,
you know, it's whatever.
520
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,838
You were like a real
director tonight.
521
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,475
Thanks.
522
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,709
It was a little weird.
523
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,213
I-- I got to go.
524
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,849
I should get going, too.
525
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,385
Go ahead.
526
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,289
Legendary.
527
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,656
Legendary.
528
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,510
*Thinking of your
private future *
529
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,911
* You snatched at the trees *
530
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,814
*And the starry
dark green sleep *
531
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,922
*Thinking of your
private future *
532
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:59,559
*You think at the river
and set it flowing *
533
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,462
*A late fog's lifting,
a fast wind's rising *
534
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:07,334
*So you turn to reflect on a
brief night's session slip *
535
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,141
*Thinking of your
private future *
536
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:18,745
*Cut by the scars
of timeless coming back *
537
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,781
*You realize the unreachable
was nothing *
538
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,584
*Cool winds
wash down your hope *
539
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,353
*And you slipped *
540
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:31,123
*Cool winds
wash down your hope *
541
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,392
*And you slipped *
542
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,132
* Start looking back
in anger *
543
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:45,905
* 'cause you can't
change the rules *
544
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:54,013
* Ahh *
545
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,047
* Ahh *
546
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,986
* Ahh *
547
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,488
* Ahh *
548
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,192
* Ahh *
549
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,594
* Ahh *
550
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:12,399
* Ahh *
551
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,000
* Ahh *
552
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,805
* Ahh *
553
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,407
* Ahh *
554
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,044
* Ahh *
555
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,613
* Ahh *
556
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,884
* Ahh *
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