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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,708 --> 00:00:08,583 Guys, I'm quitting. 2 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:10,166 Wait, what? 3 00:00:10,542 --> 00:00:13,875 ♪ (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 4 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:16,542 I'm going to have to insist that I keep the name Pied Piper, 5 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:17,583 and I won't budge on that. 6 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:19,500 -(ALL MUTTERING) -ELRICH: Who gives a shit? 7 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:20,750 -JARED: Fine. That's fine. -ELRICH: Terrible. 8 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,333 ♪ (HIP-HOP CONTINUES) ♪ 9 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:24,417 RICHARD: I needed to build something else. 10 00:00:25,041 --> 00:00:26,417 We could build a new internet. 11 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,125 You sound like a crazy person. 12 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:30,417 Oh, my God. It's real. 13 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:32,083 Can I just... 14 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,583 -Can I try something? -Yeah. 15 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,875 Whoo! (LAUGHS) 16 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:38,000 -Okay. -(CHUCKLES) I don't know. 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,333 -Whoo! -Whoo! 18 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,875 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! -I haven't had a lot of sleep. 19 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,166 ♪ (HIP-HOP CONTINUES) ♪ 20 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,792 (SCREAMING) Whoo! Whoo! 21 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:48,083 (SCREAM ECHOES) 22 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:49,458 Whoo! 23 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:50,959 (FAINT ECHO) 24 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:52,583 -Sorry. -That's okay. 25 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:55,834 ♪ (HIP-HOP MUSIC ENDS) ♪ 26 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:11,583 (theme music playing) 27 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:13,750 ♪ Animals ♪ 28 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:18,083 ♪ Animals ♪ 29 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,542 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:28,667 (heart monitor beeping) 31 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,834 (beeps) (coughs) 32 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:40,000 (beeps) 33 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:46,375 (coughing) 34 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:50,333 (monitor beeping rapidly) 35 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:56,792 (beeping slows) (people clamoring) 36 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:04,667 Phil: Oh, I'm just so excited. Meghan: I know. Could you-- 37 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,625 Is it straight? Yeah, move it up higher, though. 38 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,750 Okay. Did I spell "birthday" right? 39 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,083 No. I was gonna write "b-day," 40 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:12,834 'cause that's much more manageable. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 41 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:14,500 It's once you get into that "irth" area... Right. 42 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,917 ...that it gets all wishy-washy. Mm-hmm. 43 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:18,208 Phil, you really outdid yourself on these decorations. 44 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:19,542 I didn't go to sleep last night. Really? 45 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:21,041 Yeah, I took some Adderall and coke. 46 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,333 Well, it looks beautiful. 47 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:24,417 You know, I just want your boy, Miles, to be happy. 48 00:02:24,417 --> 00:02:26,000 He's-- he's a good kid. 49 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,625 Oh, that's so sweet. Where's the other kid? What's his name? 50 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:29,667 Oh, Jacob? Josh? 51 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:31,333 It's Jacob. Hold on just a second. Jacob! 52 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,583 (Jacob grunts) (video game noises) 53 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,375 Lois Griffin is hot. 54 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:35,500 Have you seen her tits? 55 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,125 I don't care if she's not real. 56 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:39,250 Fake tits are hot even if they're drawn. Meghan: Jacob! 57 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:40,625 Jacob! (annoyed) What? 58 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:42,959 Meghan: Did you put your brother's cake in the freezer? 59 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:45,708 I put it in the freezer! (grunts) 60 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:47,583 God! This kid is driving me crazy. 61 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:50,667 Boy (over computer): That was dumb, loser idiot. Oh, fuck you, Mustardboy5! 62 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,166 What kind of move was that? You should never 63 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:53,917 have come out of your mother's pussy, bitch. 64 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:54,917 Meghan: Jacob! (yelps) 65 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:56,625 Oh, Jesus. All that kid does 66 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:59,333 is talk back to you and cum his sheets. I swear to God. 67 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:00,583 All right, Phil, that's my child. 68 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:02,625 What? I wash my clothes here, too. 69 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:04,917 And I see those sheets in there. It's disgusting. 70 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:07,667 Looks like a cow, 'cause it's black sheets. 71 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,333 He's got black sheets, and it's mostly white. 72 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,625 (laughter) Miles: Dad, you're crazy! Put me down. 73 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,417 There they are? How's the game? 74 00:03:13,417 --> 00:03:15,500 Mike: Let me tell you. Talk about a boys' day out. 75 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,333 Not only did the Carriers win, 76 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:19,083 Miles caught a foul ball (laughs) 77 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:21,834 and selflessly gave it to some sick kid in a wheelchair. 78 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:22,917 Phil: Aw. Ew! 79 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:24,750 Talent and heart. That's our boy, Miles. 80 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:28,375 Really, thank you, Mother. You're a sweet, kind woman, and I love you deeply. 81 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,125 (gasps) It's your birthday, 82 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:32,667 (crying) and you're the one giving me presents. 83 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:35,000 And, Dad, you're giving me too much credit. 84 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,959 I'm just grateful I was able to spend the day with you in the park. 85 00:03:37,959 --> 00:03:40,834 Oh, you can thank me later when you're superintendent 86 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:42,875 of a large school district. (chuckles) 87 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:45,083 Miles, baby! Happy birthday! Hey, up top, up top! 88 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,458 Here we go, here we go. (both grunting) 89 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:50,125 One, two. Kid 'n Play. (both sing) 90 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:52,333 Yeah! Happy birthday, buddy! 91 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,125 Uncle Phil, man, you crack me up, man. 92 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,291 Your spirit is contagious. 93 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:58,458 (cries) No one's ever said that to me before. 94 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:01,041 Well, aside from a sexual context, but nonetheless. 95 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,166 You should see a doctor. Thank you, Miles. I will. 96 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:04,959 Meghan: Jacob? You're still on your computer, 97 00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:06,750 and it's time to wish your brother a happy birthday. 98 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:09,458 Okay, now we got all the facts. (groans) Meghan: Get in here. 99 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,250 Mike: Jacob, you have something to say to your brother? 100 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:15,125 Uh, happy birthday, Miles. 101 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:16,917 Phil: Boo! Meghan: Hey, Phil. 102 00:04:16,917 --> 00:04:18,250 Mike: Come on. Thanks, big bro. 103 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,583 You know, I just wanna say something. 104 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:23,333 Out of all the older brothers that I could've had, 105 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:26,166 I can't imagine one that I look up to more than Jacob. 106 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:29,000 Is he joking? Is he fucking doing a bit right now? 107 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,708 Just let it go. You're a natural leader, man. 108 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,333 A hero. (muffled laughter) 109 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:34,375 A brave spirit and a heart of gold. 110 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,041 Everything I hope to be one day. 111 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,667 I literally can't tell if he's joking or not. 112 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,125 That's a fucking good bit, dude. 113 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:43,000 Miles, what a great speech. Very great speech. Eloquent. 114 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,542 Cool, I guess. Uh. 115 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:47,667 Eww. Literally, when Jacob talks, it makes me gag, 116 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:51,125 'cause he's got-- (groans) I'm just saying cool speech. Uh. 117 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:54,417 See, that last part, it's disgusting. It's unnerving. 118 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:56,208 Well, I think it's time for some birthday cake. 119 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,792 (cheers) Phil: Oh yeah, dude. All right. 120 00:04:57,792 --> 00:04:59,375 Mike: Let's do it! Meghan: Oh, I'm so excited. 121 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:02,333 Mike: Let's eat that cake! Oh, might I suggest 122 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:06,333 we eat something else? Leftovers? Leftovers? I'll go get 'em. 123 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:10,750 Jacob, how many times did I ask you to put this in the freezer? 124 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,792 You freaking piece of shit! 125 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:14,834 Mike: No, here we go. Come on. Get over here! 126 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,375 I'll beat the shit out of the kid! Come on. No. 127 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,208 Get your fucking wings off me! Meghan: Calm down. 128 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:19,750 Jacob: Mommy! I'm gonna rip your head off! 129 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:21,125 He's got a knife! I'm sure of it! 130 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,959 He did it on purpose. He did not... 131 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:25,500 He did it on purpose, 'cause I decorated the cake. ...do it-- 132 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,250 Jacob, please apologize to Miles. 133 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,250 Sorry about your cake. 134 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,583 It's okay, big bro. I love you too. 135 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,875 Fuck you, Jacob! All right. 136 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,333 Hey. I'm sorry, Miles. Your perfect birthday is ruined. 137 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,417 Come on, come on. Don't be silly. 138 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:40,959 In fact, we've celebrated me enough today. 139 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:43,125 All right, to be honest, what I'd love to do right now 140 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,083 is go outside and give back to the community. 141 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,917 (sighs) Miles, you are... So beautiful. 142 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:50,250 ...an angel boy straight from heaven. That is something. 143 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,333 Big bro, what do you say? 144 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:53,583 (groans) 145 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:56,417 Again with the barf sound with this kid. It's disgusting. 146 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:57,917 ♪ ♪ 147 00:05:57,917 --> 00:06:00,750 Here's the secret to picking up girls, Jacob. 148 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,458 I didn't even ask about girls. 149 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:04,834 You want a fresh fowl, you gotta put on, man. 150 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:08,208 It's in your confidence. It's in the way you carry yourself, big bro. 151 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:10,083 Have a little swag. You know what I'm saying? 152 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:12,625 Okay, I'll do that when I care. 153 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,667 (groans) Stop that. Come on, man. 154 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,667 You mumble. Gotta be able to make out your words. 155 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:20,125 Remember, enunciate. (groans) This sucks. 156 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:22,834 You know, when I won my second Rotary Club award, 157 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:24,583 I thought, "What could I do more?" 158 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,583 Yeah, I get it. You're so amazing. (continues speaking) 159 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:28,166 You're so wonderful. Congrats. 160 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,875 You're the brother everyone likes, 161 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:31,625 and no one cares about me. 162 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,583 And you're so eloquent and amazing, 163 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:36,083 and I just sit behind a computer like a big dork. 164 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:38,417 You're the best son, and I'm-- I'm a loser. 165 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:41,250 I get it. I'm nothing. You're everything. You're better than me. 166 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:44,834 Every day is filled with the possibility of greatness. 167 00:06:44,834 --> 00:06:47,708 Hey, Miles. Hey, you see that penny over there 168 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,291 on the middle track? Oh, look at that. 169 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:52,750 Hey, man, you know, Mom would love that for her bathroom. 170 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:56,542 Yeah, she really would. Hey. Say, why don't you go get it? 171 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,834 You know, I recall Mom and Dad saying, "Don't cross the tracks." 172 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:02,834 Yeah, that's why it's a dare. It'll be a cool achievement. 173 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:05,834 Everyone will think you're very brave. Are you not brave? 174 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:08,417 I mean... Jacob: I know, it is your middle name. 175 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:10,583 How unfair. My middle name is Puss. 176 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:12,500 I don't know if I should go all the way out there. 177 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,291 I dare you. I dare you to go get it. 178 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:15,959 (scoffs) Watch this. (chuckles) 179 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,500 (grunts) Almost there. 180 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,750 Yeah, that's it. Miles: ♪ I am the bird ♪ 181 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:25,708 You are the puppet, and I am the puppeteer. (chuckles evilly) 182 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:27,583 Hey, Jacob, it's pretty shiny! 183 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,834 (splats) (train whistle toots) 184 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,208 Oh fuck. 185 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,208 (Meghan wailing) Miles! 186 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,834 (sobs) Mike: Shh, shh, shh, shh, 187 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:41,166 I know. I know. Meghan: Why? 188 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:44,166 He was gonna change the world! I know, sweetie. 189 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:47,417 He was better than... any of us! 190 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:50,000 Shh, shh, shh. Here we go. 191 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,166 We are here today to remember Miles Luciano. 192 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:54,542 Every once in a while, 193 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:57,291 someone comes into your life that you know is special, 194 00:07:57,291 --> 00:08:01,750 and that person is different for different people. (pigeons weeping) 195 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:05,000 Except when it comes to Miles. I think we can all agree 196 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,583 that Miles was the most special person in each of our lives. 197 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:10,333 He was fucking awesome. He was fucking awesome. 198 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,708 We're looking at you now, Jacob. 199 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:14,708 Yes, everyone look at Jacob now. 200 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:16,542 Phil: Boo! What? Mike: Come on. 201 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:19,000 It's time to step up and pick up the slack, 202 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,500 fill the void that's been left. Meghan: Miles! 203 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,583 (groans) God is dead. (sobs) 204 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:27,083 Daddy, I gotta go potty. 205 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:29,583 Jacob, please say "bathroom." You're a young adult. 206 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:32,792 Okay. I gotta go bathroom. Okay, just go. 207 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:34,250 (sobs) Why? 208 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:37,083 You really did it this time, Jacob. 209 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,125 You killed your little brother. 210 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:41,750 (groans) 211 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:44,708 (sobs) 212 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:46,959 Goodbye. (grunts) (alarm ringing) 213 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,583 Oh, uh, could we just please keep the door shut? 214 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:52,542 Trying to avoid a draft here. (Meghan wails) 215 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:53,583 (alarm stops) 216 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:57,291 ♪ ♪ 217 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:13,208 ♪ I'll just wait around ♪ 218 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:16,166 ♪ To hear the good news ♪ 219 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,125 (pen scratching) 220 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:20,875 ♪ To hear the good news ♪ 221 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:23,458 ♪ Are you in ♪ 222 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,375 ♪ ♪ 223 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:29,667 (spits, thinking) I had to leave. 224 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:32,125 I had to run from my past. 225 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:34,125 And so, I walked. 226 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,458 Where? Hell if I knew. 227 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:41,542 Somewhere far, far from who I once was, 228 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:43,291 from what I had done. 229 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:47,083 Who am I? 230 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:51,708 ♪ I don't know who I am anymore ♪ 231 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:55,208 ♪ I'm changing every day ♪ 232 00:09:55,208 --> 00:10:00,542 ♪ I'm spreading my wings and flying ♪ 233 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:03,917 (man speaking on PA) 234 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:07,125 Here it is, the moment of truth. 235 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,500 (groans) Oh, I should go potty first-- 236 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,250 I mean, bathroom. Bathroom. Bathroom. 237 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,291 (urine splashes) 238 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,125 (groans) That's good. (zips) 239 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:17,875 Empty tank. Perfect way to start a trip. 240 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,333 Whoa. 241 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:22,667 "Cum in here." 242 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,000 All right. 243 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,959 (grunts) 244 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,041 Oh. Oh fuck. 245 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:32,250 (grunts) 246 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:35,708 (toilet beeps) Oh no, no, no! Mommy! 247 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:43,375 (water gurgling) 248 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,417 ♪ ♪ 249 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:51,875 Male voice: Wake up, boy. Come on now. 250 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:53,083 (slapping) Get up, boy. 251 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,458 (Jacob groans) Jacob. Jacob. Come to. Here we go. 252 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:57,083 There you go, buddy. 253 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,291 Eww! Come on, man. Are you serious? 254 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,166 What? Where am I? 255 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,542 There's no time to explain. 256 00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:05,041 We have a very big date to get to, Jacob, 257 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,708 that I personally cannot miss. 258 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,250 I don't know what's going on. 259 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,583 My name's Wild Capper. Nice to meet you. 260 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,041 (groans) I'm gonna kick things off for you 261 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,625 and really get the gears going, okay? 262 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,917 Let's start moving, buddy. 263 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:17,291 (thunder crashes) (gasps) What the shit is that? 264 00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:20,417 Come now, Jacob. You're not prepared to face what's coming. 265 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:22,000 Hurry, boy. Come on, follow me. 266 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,291 All right, I'm coming. Oh! (thunder crashes) 267 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,166 ♪ ♪ Natalie, Hi. 268 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,917 How are you, honey? I'm so sorry I'm late. 269 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:30,375 What the fuck is this? So sorry, baby. 270 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,291 Do not tell me you brought one of your missions with you. 271 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,083 For fuck's sake, Anthony. He dropped into my lap. 272 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,667 You know what my work is. 273 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,083 And your work is more important than me? Nothing's been more import-- 274 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,000 Oh, okay, nothing's ever been more important than me. 275 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,667 What about the mushroom person 276 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,041 you were sleeping with? How many times do we have to go over this? 277 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:46,125 Mushroom people have psychic powers. 278 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,208 I was under its little spell. (scoffs) 279 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,458 There's one now! Stop looking at me! You're not gonna do it! 280 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:55,250 Fuck you, bitch! You're just pissed because mushroom people give the best blowjobs! 281 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,291 Look into my eyes! I'm not doing it! 282 00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:58,500 Look into my eyes! 283 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,625 I'm not gonna fall for it again! You hear me? 284 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,500 Go back underground where you belong! 285 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,166 That's fucking racist. That is fucking racist! 286 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:08,792 Fuck you! Okay, okay, what the shit is going on here? 287 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:11,291 Who are you people? Am I dead? 288 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,667 Jesus fucking Christ. Here's the deal. 289 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,208 You're on a spirit quest-- facing your demons, 290 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:19,708 overcoming obstacles, et cetera. Spirit quest? 291 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:22,708 So, all you gotta do is just follow your heart and do your best. 292 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,041 Can you hear me, buddy? Am I coming through clear? 293 00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,458 Uh... So cool. 294 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,000 Anyway, where did I leave off? 295 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,750 Natalie, I'm just gonna say this. 296 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:33,166 I have not cum since you left me, out of respect to you. (scoffs) 297 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,917 Anthony, you need to move on, okay? You are obsessed. 298 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,041 Okay, I'm getting under the table. Just step on my balls. 299 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:39,208 Please, just step on my balls. You know what? I'm outta here. 300 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,834 (rumbling, shattering) All right. 301 00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:43,917 Jacob, listen to me. Find the best baker in the village. 302 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,375 Best baker? Buy a Key lime pie from him. 303 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:49,208 It will contain a key for a castle on the hill. 304 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:51,542 That's where you'll find your princess being held. 305 00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,125 Princess? Go, Jacob, go. 306 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,792 Get the fuck outta here, Jacob! Go! What are you waiting for? 307 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,542 (whimpering) (thunder crashes) 308 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,250 Oh. "Bakery." 309 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,208 Okay. Pretty straightforward. 310 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,792 Clear signage. 311 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:06,834 (bell jingles) 312 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:09,625 Oh, a customer. Hello. (chuckles nervously) 313 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:14,125 Hello, sir. May I have a Key lime pie? 314 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,583 Yeah. Here you go, one Key lime pie. 315 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,333 Mmm. (eating noisily) 316 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:22,875 Oh. What the shit? Where's the freaking key, man? 317 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:26,375 The Wild Capper told me the best bakery in town would have a freaking key! 318 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,375 The best baker? Me? Oh, no, no. 319 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,375 I'm the bad baker. The good baker is next door. 320 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,625 (fanfare plays) (chattering) 321 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,041 You came into what used to be the good baker, 322 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,959 that was when my dad ran the place. 323 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,834 I tried to carry on his legacy, but... 324 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,625 I'm not doing a great job. (laughs) 325 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:44,333 I want to be a painter, actually. 326 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:47,667 What do you think of "Multiple Pieces of Fruit in a Bowl"? 327 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,875 That's the title of this one. 328 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,875 Oh, I don't know. Your hand's unsteady, 329 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,458 and it lacks any real perspective. 330 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,667 Clearly you studied Cézanne too closely. 331 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,750 (stammers) Don't-- don't leave. 332 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,500 Let go of my head. Look, I can give you the key. 333 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,250 What? Yeah, all-- all bakers have the baker key. 334 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:05,834 Okay, just give me the key. Well, you also have to pay for those pies. 335 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,750 I'm on a vision quest. I didn't bring my wallet. 336 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,000 (sighs) Another kick in the pants. 337 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,583 All right, I'll give you a deal. 338 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,375 I need some documents notarized. 339 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,208 Bring 'em to the town accountants, Finkledoink and Feinstein, 340 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:20,667 bring them back to me, and then you shall receive the key! 341 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,917 (groans) I hate chores. 342 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:26,750 Hey, look, it's not easy to keep this bakery going, okay, 343 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,417 because I'm not my father. I'm already gone. 344 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:34,041 All right, on my way. Hopefully nothing stops me. 345 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,291 ♪ ♪ (yelps) Whoa, a fox. 346 00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,125 Hey there, little guy. 347 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,834 Oh, you want me to follow you? 348 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,458 Oh, well, I would, but I'm currently on a mission 349 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,375 to get some documents notarized, 350 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:50,125 and I wanna be responsible in my fantasy world. 351 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,875 But your way looks pretty cool, too, huh? 352 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:56,625 Hmm. Which way should I go? 353 00:14:56,625 --> 00:15:00,125 Should I go to a cool path with this fox 354 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,625 or to the accountants' office? 355 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,875 Okay, I'll go to the accountants' office. 356 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:09,333 Good luck. Bye! 357 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:18,291 (can rolling rhythmically) 358 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:21,500 (bottles clinking rhythmically) 359 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,500 ♪ It ain't no stopping us ♪ 360 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,834 ♪ Me and my group of foxes is ♪ 361 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,708 ♪ Moving through this metropolis ♪ 362 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,333 ♪ Rummaging through the garbages ♪ 363 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,000 ♪ We went to war couple of years ♪ 364 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,291 ♪ With the pigeon mafia ♪ 365 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,500 ♪ They won all the park ♪ 366 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,583 ♪ That we stuck behind the garageses ♪ 367 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,000 ♪ A noble animal ♪ 368 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,500 ♪ Purely born to be cannibal ♪ 369 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,333 ♪ But rats as big as cats roll in packs ♪ 370 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,667 ♪ This shit's just bananas, dude, dog off the leash ♪ 371 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,375 ♪ I'm just moving through Brooklyn streets ♪ 372 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,750 ♪ Hoping Sal throws some sausage out back ♪ 373 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,333 ♪ Feel me, capisce?♪ 374 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,625 ♪ I'm moving gritty as sweat down fat stripper's titties ♪ 375 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,834 ♪ I'm moving heavy as Biggie the year before he met Diddy ♪ 376 00:15:56,834 --> 00:16:00,375 (grunting) ♪ Gritty, gritty, gritty ♪ 377 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:03,458 ♪ And heavy as Biggie ♪ (echoes) 378 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:06,083 ♪ I'm one of the foxes that's heavy as hippopotamus ♪ 379 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:09,875 ♪ Asses and owl titties, whole alley up, now you bastards ♪ 380 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,333 ♪ I overdose on molasses behind the diner ♪ 381 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,417 ♪ 'Cause Chinatown ain't the place to be found ♪ 382 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,792 ♪ Just ask them rats, bruh ♪ 383 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:18,708 ♪ It's a disaster, like a dog without his master ♪ 384 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,041 ♪ And over there by that church ♪ 385 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,041 ♪ I seen their basket full of communion crackers ♪ 386 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,875 ♪ That's if you're hungry or holy ♪ 387 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,542 ♪ I'm going off all that ravioli ♪ 388 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,917 ♪ A full pimp, and you know me ♪ ♪ Know, know, know, know ♪ 389 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:29,667 ♪ But enough about the crumbs ♪ 390 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,375 ♪ Let's go take back the park ♪ 391 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:34,375 ♪ And make the pigeons missing like the bums when it get dark ♪ 392 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,333 ♪ Enough about the crumbs, let's go take back the park ♪ 393 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,917 ♪ And make the pigeons missing ♪ 394 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,500 ♪ Like the bums when it get dark, leggo ♪ 395 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,083 (music continues) 396 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,792 Gee, sure sounds like that fox is having some fun. 397 00:16:56,792 --> 00:17:00,625 Well, then this accountants' office must be a lot of fun. 398 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:04,500 ♪ ♪ Uh, hello? Am I in the right place? 399 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,750 Hello, young man. Come in! Come in. 400 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,917 Come in, please! Come, sit, sit, sit, sit. Sit down. Sit down. 401 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,375 My name is Finkledoink. This is my cohort. 402 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,208 Feinstein. We understand you're on a journey quest. 403 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,834 Let's not make a megillah out of a molehill. 404 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,083 You'd like to get some documents notarized. Is that correct? 405 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:22,250 Uh, yeah, but this just feels a little dated to me. 406 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,542 What? That's nonsense. 407 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,667 Both: It's nonsense. Ya little boychick. 408 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,291 Ya little faygala. Ya fershlugina. 409 00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:29,959 Ya little schmutzig. Ya got some schmutz on your face. 410 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,333 We're on a roll now, aren't we, Feinstein? (cheers) 411 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,417 (both vocalizing music) 412 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:38,208 Oh... no. Is this my subconscious? 413 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,583 Am I a racist? 414 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,542 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I get the schtick. 415 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:44,542 All right, all right. Enough. Enough already. Calm down. All right, okay. Calm down. 416 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,542 Jacob, my boy, we can notarize this for you. 417 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:50,208 Okay, good. But first, we have a series of tasks, 418 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,458 we'd like you to undergo. 419 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,125 Can you do that, my little boychick? 420 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,959 Sure, whatever. My bright and shining star. 421 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:58,667 Okay, initial here, Jacob. Sign here. 422 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,375 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Right here. 423 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,166 Now, are you single? Are you married? 424 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,708 Currently looking. Okay, you can initial right here. 425 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,959 You want to circle which one. Okay. 426 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:10,166 Okay, you drew a square. That's fine. All right. I'm done. 427 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,250 Well, hold on. Let's look it over. Take a look. 428 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,083 He initialed there. He signed there. 429 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,166 (accountants hawking) 430 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:19,041 Wow. This couldn't get more offensive. 431 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:22,291 (clears throat) Both: Notary! 432 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,708 ♪ ♪ ♪ Well... ♪ 433 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,917 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. (rumbling) 434 00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,000 (whimpers) Okay, guys, thanks again. 435 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,667 It's another one! Quick! Grab the money! 436 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,667 Finkledoink, quick! Grab the jewelry. 437 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,166 (whimpers) 438 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,750 (grunts) Baker: Jacob! 439 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,000 Hey, I was just doing a little... 440 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 one-way bungee jumping. (chuckles) 441 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,667 What? I was gonna kill myself. 442 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,333 Oh shit, you got it notarized? 443 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,834 Yeah, I did everything you asked. Just give me the key. 444 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,041 I want to get out of here and get my princess. 445 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,041 You are very brave, Jacob, 446 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:54,542 and so I shall bestow upon you 447 00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:56,667 the baker's key. 448 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,792 Hey, man, that's a cookie. I need a real key. 449 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,458 That's the key you want. That's it. 450 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,875 This is a fairytale land, so keys are cookies, 451 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,959 underwear is edible, mushroom people give the best blowjobs. 452 00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:10,333 It's a weird place. Look at this noose. It's just licorice. 453 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,834 (chuckles) This is not the first time I've tried this. 454 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:13,917 Jacob: Ooh! Nerds Rope. 455 00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,500 I am going to hit the ground, 456 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:19,166 and then just sadly eat an entire licorice noose. See ya. Buh-bye. 457 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,375 Ugh. (bell jungles) 458 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,542 (grunts) 459 00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,750 You know, you can't kill yourself here, 460 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,000 but the licorice is pretty good. 461 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,875 ♪ ♪ 462 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,625 (rain pattering) (thunder crashes) 463 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,250 Come on, you can do it, man. 464 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,125 (whimpering) 465 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,583 Female (in ghostly voice): This way. 466 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,875 Princess? I can hear her! 467 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,583 Princess: Over here. 468 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,708 It's making me stronger! 469 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,500 I'm coming for you, baby! 470 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,583 (grunting) 471 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,917 (panting) 472 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,959 What? No! No! 473 00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:58,750 Freaking baker! Fuck this shit. 474 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:02,417 I'm sick of running. I'm freaking tired of it! 475 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,083 (thunder crashes) You want a piece of me? 476 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:08,125 I'm Jacob fucking Luciano, and I'll skull-fuck you! 477 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,041 Come on, shitbag! Come on! 478 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,250 (angelic chorus) (gasps) 479 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,375 Miles: I told you you were brave, big bro. 480 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:17,834 Oh. Miles. 481 00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:21,041 Jacob, this journey was a lesson, 482 00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,708 a lesson about facing your past. 483 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:25,041 Okay, that makes sense. 484 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:28,291 See, the Capper, he was obsessed with his ex-wife, 485 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,375 instead of realizing that perhaps 486 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,083 their love had run its course. 487 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,417 The baker, he was so focused 488 00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:36,333 on carrying his father's legacy out, 489 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,166 that he never pursued his own. 490 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,083 Finkledoink and Feinstein, 491 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,333 while crazy offensive, are lessons in history, 492 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,250 Oh, thank God. They served a purpose. 493 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,834 Man, people would love to edit out 494 00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,750 the nasty parts of Dickens and Twain-- 495 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,667 heck, even Disney-- but we can't. 496 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,500 We must learn from our past. 497 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,542 We must face the past. 498 00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:01,083 I'm sorry I was mean to you, Miles. 499 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,000 I'm sorry I told you to go out onto the train track. 500 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,959 I was jealous, but I was really wrong. 501 00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:09,417 Hey, it's okay, big bro. 502 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:13,125 I'm free now. Whoa. Oh. 503 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,500 (gasps) He's weightless. 504 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,875 Hey, sweetie. What's your name? Angela. 505 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,166 You too? (laughs) 506 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,083 What you guys think about having a birdbath together? 507 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,875 Yeah, I'd love to. Let's get out of here. Okay, Miles. 508 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,875 Miles: Cleanliness is next to godliness. (women giggle) 509 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,667 See ya, Miles. 510 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,708 I did it. I completed the journey. 511 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:31,500 So sick. So dope. 512 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,166 Oh yeah, and, Jacob, 513 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,208 I think you were promised a princess. 514 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,917 What? 515 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:40,041 ♪ Here I come... ♪ 516 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:42,250 my hero. 517 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,750 Holy shit! Lois freaking Griffin! 518 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,667 Oh, you're so freaking hot. 519 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:49,583 Oh, thank you, Jacob. 520 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:52,041 (giggles) Oh, you're making me blush. 521 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:54,875 You're not so bad yourself. Can we make out? 522 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,625 Well, I'm not too sure if that's appropriate. 523 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:03,333 I'm married, and you're a little kid and also a pigeon. 524 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,291 I love you! I'd be good to you! 525 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,708 Uh, p-please? 526 00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:09,834 Okay, since you're so hot and cool. 527 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:11,208 Oh... 528 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:14,834 (yelps) What's happening? 529 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,500 Go home, Jacob. 530 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,041 (yells) No, no, no! I was about to kiss! 531 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,041 (vocalizing music) Bye, Jacob! 532 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:23,000 Whenever I need documents notarized, 533 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,125 I'll think of you! 534 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,625 Bye, Jacob! Good luck! 535 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,583 Where the fuck am I? 536 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,125 This is his imagination? 537 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:31,917 Sh-should I take my shirt off? 538 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:35,667 (laughs) He really didn't use me to the fullest potential here. 539 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:37,625 (whimpers) 540 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:42,041 (screams) Ah! 541 00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:44,000 I'm alive. I'm alive! 542 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,250 Oh! Hey! Ow! What the fuck, man? Ugh! (door opens, closes) 543 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:51,250 (rock music playing) 544 00:22:57,458 --> 00:23:01,959 ♪ If you want to get ahead ♪ 545 00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:04,041 (door opens, closes) 546 00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:05,834 (tires screech) 547 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:11,625 ♪ Slow down, try to walk instead ♪ 548 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,333 ♪ ♪ 549 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,250 Meghan: Jacob. Mike: Jacob? 550 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:21,417 (door closes) Uh, Mom? Dad? 551 00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:24,458 When I was out doing community service with Miles, 552 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:27,041 I told him to get a penny on the middle track. 553 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:29,625 Miles went out and before I knew it, 554 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,792 the train came. I-- I killed him. 555 00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:36,375 I killed my brother. I killed your son. 556 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,166 I'm sorry, Jacob, is that why you've been gone? 557 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,083 Oh, Jacob, honey, that is so sweet. 558 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:43,792 Oh! (laughs) Why do you smell like a toilet? 559 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:46,583 Oh, uh... Jacob, pal. Hey, buddy. It's Uncle Phil. 560 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:48,250 I'm just gonna shoehorn my way in here. 561 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,542 You didn't kill Miles. 562 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:51,542 Huh? We live in the wild. 563 00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:52,959 Things kill us all the time. 564 00:23:52,959 --> 00:23:54,208 Right, guys? I mean... (laughs) Yeah. 565 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:55,792 Mm-hmm. We're always dying. 566 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,166 You gotta move on, buddy. Totally. 567 00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:58,792 You think Miles is the only kid 568 00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:00,083 we've had die on us? (laughs) 569 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,834 (laughs uncomfortably) (laughs) Yeah, right. 570 00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:05,000 Jacob, take a guess at how many kids we've had before you and Miles. 571 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,166 Uh... two? 572 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,500 Fifty-four. Let's see. There was a stop sign. 573 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,500 Drowning. Heart attack. Small lion. (cat meows) 574 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,083 White guy, white ball. God. (thunder crashes) 575 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,458 Mike: BDSM. Meghan: Explosion. 576 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,500 Mike: Forgot where we put him. Human heroine. 577 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,792 Meghan: Phil. Mike: Bored to death. 578 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,542 James Cordon. Loose roller coaster strap, 579 00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:20,959 and we were having such a good time. Gang violence. 580 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,542 Oh yeah, and then 35-ish more. 581 00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:27,333 (laughs) How did I never notice that wall of paintings? 582 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,542 See, Jacob, it takes a lot to survive, 583 00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:32,875 and you're still here. You're my brave little hero. (cheery music playing) 584 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:34,917 Aww. (chuckles) And we're sorry 585 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,542 if you ever felt anything less than special, honey. 586 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:39,208 Wow. I guess you're right. 587 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:42,458 (laughs) Yup. And look, honey, just to reiterate, 588 00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,667 you will die someday. 589 00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:45,458 I will die, your father will die, 590 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:47,375 everyone you know will die. (laughs) 591 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,208 Death is the great equalizer. 592 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:51,125 Don't ever forget that. (ominous music playing) 593 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:53,667 Do not run from it, do not hide from it. 594 00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:55,708 Entropy will win out in the end. 595 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:58,875 Chaos reigns. Darkness will surround you 596 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,750 (whispers) for eternity. 597 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,417 (groans) 598 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:08,917 (rock music playing) ♪ Death! ♪ 599 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:10,291 ♪ Death! ♪ 600 00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:13,542 ♪ Death! ♪ 601 00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:16,250 ♪ Oh, please let me die today ♪ 602 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:19,166 ♪ Now, now ♪ ♪ Whoo! ♪ 603 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:22,625 ♪ Father, I look for my death in the mirror ♪ 604 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:25,583 ♪ Like every single fucking day ♪ 605 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:29,375 ♪ Oh no! ♪ 606 00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:32,667 (wails) 607 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:35,125 ♪ I want to die ♪ ♪ Death! ♪ 608 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:38,417 ♪ Death! ♪ 609 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,667 ♪ I look for my death ♪ ♪ Death! ♪ 610 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,708 ♪ Every single day ♪ 611 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,458 ♪ Kill me! Kill me! ♪ 612 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,125 ♪ Help me to die ♪ 613 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,834 ♪ Kill me dead ♪ 614 00:25:50,834 --> 00:25:53,500 ♪ Kill me in any way ♪ 615 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,458 ♪ Please, God! ♪ 616 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:59,041 ♪ It feels so good ♪ 617 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:02,291 ♪ To be in my own tomb ♪ 618 00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:04,917 ♪ Die! ♪ ♪ Hooray! ♪ 619 00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:07,291 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 620 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:10,583 ♪ Death ♪ (echoes) 621 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:16,417 (CLOCK TICKING) 622 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:22,125 ♪ (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) ♪ 623 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,500 No, no, no, no! Run! 624 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,333 (GUNSHOTS FIRING) 625 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,291 ROACH: Go, go, go, go! 626 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:32,917 Shut up and listen to me, okay? 627 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:35,708 Get yourselves out. There's no hope for me. 628 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,834 Wait up. Is that an ankle bracelet? 629 00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:39,041 ROACH: What about it? 630 00:26:39,041 --> 00:26:40,208 Are you for real with that thing? 631 00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,125 It's cute! 632 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:44,875 ROACH: (DISTORTED) No! No! No! 48467

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