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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,720 Come on, Pa. We've been out here over three hours. 2 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,720 We don't even know where the hell she went. 3 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,080 She's at least a 12-footer 4 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,080 if I ever saw one. 5 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,240 No. I ain't leaving here without her. 6 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,120 And I'm cold. 7 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,680 Shh! Shut your hole. 8 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,960 Come on, man. Can we pull over? 9 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,560 - I gotta take a piss. - Go off the side of the boat. 10 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,200 - Come on. - We ain't beachin' it. 11 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,160 Shit. 12 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,000 - Jesus. 13 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,080 Oh come on, man. I can't go like this. 14 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,160 - Why in the hell not? - Well, 'cause it's weird 15 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,800 with you sittin' there like that. 16 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,960 Just keep it down, would ya? 17 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,720 See? No matter what I say, it's "Shut up, Ainsley," or "You're queer, Ainsley," 18 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,000 or "Why can't you be more like your sister, Ainsley?" 19 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,920 I said shut up, you little queer! 20 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,720 See? See that? 21 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,280 Asshole. 22 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,960 - What'd you say, boy? - Nothin'. 23 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,640 Don't make me throw you in the swamp now. 24 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,600 Yeah, you go-- 25 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,760 - Jesus Christ! 26 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,360 Jesus, son! What happened? 27 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,520 She tried to bite my sack off! 28 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,800 You let her get away, you moron! 29 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,400 Well, what the hell was I supposed to do? 30 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,280 - For crying out loud! 31 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,040 Can we just pull over so I can finish my damn piss? 32 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,800 Lord! 33 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,720 Y'all hurry up now! 34 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,880 Goddamn queer's got to squat to take a leak. 35 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,240 Oh shit. 36 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,400 Keep still, Ainsley. 37 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,480 I think she's back. 38 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,960 Well, what should I do? 39 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,240 Don't make a sound. 40 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,320 Just stay right there. 41 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,040 Oh. 42 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,320 Pa? 43 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,000 Did you get her? 44 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,960 Pa? 45 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,760 Maybe we can go home now? 46 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,160 Pops! 47 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,920 Pa! 48 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,480 Pa? Pa? 49 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,440 Oh! Pa! 50 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,200 Come on! 51 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,880 Come and get it, you bitch! 52 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,760 - I'll kill you! 53 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,160 Oh God! 54 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,760 It hurts! 55 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,040 Oh God! Help me! 56 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,640 ? Everything has been said before ? 57 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,280 ? Nothing left to say anymore ? 58 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,920 ? When it's all the same ? 59 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,440 ? You can ask for it by name ? 60 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,680 ? Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party ? 61 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,360 ? Sex sex sex and don't forget the violence ? 62 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,120 ? Blah blah blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely ? 63 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,320 ? Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing along ? 64 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,160 ? Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party ? 65 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,600 ? Sex sex sex and don't forget the violence ? 66 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,360 ? Blah blah blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely ? 67 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,720 ? Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing ? 68 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,280 ? Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit? ? 69 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,320 ? Stand stand up and admit tomorrow's never coming ? 70 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,760 ? This is the new shit ? 71 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,800 ? Stand up and admit ? 72 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,560 - ? Do we get it? ? - ? No ? 73 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,560 - ? Do we want it? ? - ? Yeah ? 74 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,320 ? This is the new shit ? 75 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,120 ? Stand up and admit, and now it's you-know-who ? 76 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,360 ? I got the you-know-what, you can stick it you-know-where ? 77 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,280 ? You know why, you don't care, now it's you-know-who ? 78 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,840 ? I got the you-know-what, you can stick it you-know-where ? 79 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,480 ? You know why, you don't care, now it's you-know-who ? 80 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,840 ? I got the you-know-what, you can stick it you-know-where ? 81 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,680 ? You know why, you don't care, now it's you-know-who ? 82 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,920 ? I got the you-know-what, you can stick it you-know-where ? 83 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:10,160 ? You know why, you don't care, yeah ? 84 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,120 ? So let ? 85 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,160 ? Us ? 86 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,840 ? Entertain you ? 87 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,280 ? So let ? 88 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,880 ? Us ? 89 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,440 ? Entertain you ? 90 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,320 - ? Everybody sing along ? - ? So let ? 91 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,960 ? Us ? 92 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,440 ? Entertain you ? 93 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,560 - ? Everybody sing along ? - ? So let ? 94 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,600 ? Us ? 95 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,560 - ? Entertain you ? - ? Blah blah blah blah blah ? 96 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,400 ? Everybody sing along. ? 97 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,200 I need some beads. 98 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,440 Cheer up, man. This is Mardi Gras! 99 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,000 - This is fun! - I'm having a blast. 100 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,840 Oh! Oh! Oh! Right here, right here, right here. 101 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,240 Look at that. Oh! Look at those boobs right there. 102 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,080 Hey! 103 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,560 For something new, right? 104 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,560 Haven't you seen enough boobs? 105 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,280 I'm just not feeling this. I-- I should've stayed at home. 106 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,800 What, so you can sit in your room and cry about Heather? 107 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,000 - Christine. - Ben, man, we came down here 108 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,360 to have a good time. You? You're fighting it. 109 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,440 There's fun all around you! Stop standing there like a bitch. 110 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,520 How is this fun? This place is disgusting. 111 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,040 Our hotel room smells like sweaty balls, man. 112 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,120 Everybody's just drunk and looking for a fight. 113 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,200 You! You threw up six times yesterday. How do you even do that? 114 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,640 You guys just stay and have fun, all right? 115 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,680 - I'm gonna go find something to do. - What, by yourself? 116 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,760 DeWitt and Robinson told me about this haunted swamp tour thing 117 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,160 that they did last year. They said it was amazing. 118 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,560 You see all these like floating lights and stuff on the water. 119 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,640 - Just-- 120 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,240 You want to leave all of this 121 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,720 to go Look at some damn lights in a swamp? 122 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,040 You don't have to come with me, Marcus. 123 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,800 Look, I'll see you guys back at the hotel. 124 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,040 Cool. 125 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,200 - Ben, wait up, wait up, man. - No. Marcus, no. 126 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,720 - Go hang out with-- - No, I'm going with you. It's cool. 127 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,440 Thanks, man. Buddy, you're gonna be so psyched you did this. 128 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,120 I think I'd rather skin my own dick. 129 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,880 - Right. It's official. - Here it is. 130 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,960 No more chicks. 131 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,640 - They're closed. 132 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,400 No, they can't be closed. 133 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,600 But indeed they are. There's a big "closed" sign. 134 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,560 And it's-- you're still knocking. 135 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,600 All right. This sucks. 136 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,440 No, it doesn't suck. It's gonna be cool. 137 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,440 - For you 'cause you suck. - Shut up. 138 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,880 I'm just saying. 139 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,840 What do you want? 140 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,440 Uh... 141 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,040 we wanted to do a haunted swamp tour. 142 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,280 I don't do night tours anymore. 143 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,880 I'm not allowed to. 144 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,760 Oh, it's just that our friends told us 145 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,840 that you did one here last year. 146 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,680 I can't do night tours anymore. 147 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,760 Insurance got too high 148 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,040 after what happened. 149 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,080 - Too bad. Let's roll. - Wait wait wait wait. 150 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,400 Uh... what happened? 151 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,960 Oh... 152 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,560 you don't want to know. 153 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,480 I so do. 154 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,400 Here we go. 155 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,680 I had a tour group 156 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,680 out in the swamp 157 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,800 last Halloween. 158 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,280 It was the mist of night. 159 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,240 - Yeah? - And there was this kid-- 160 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,160 he looked kind of like you. 161 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,680 He got spooked by something in the marsh. 162 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:15,160 He saw two eyes staring at him from the woods. 163 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,640 Chilled him to his very marrow. 164 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,320 He wanted to get off the boat in a hurry... 165 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,400 and he had his foot 166 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,640 dangling over the edge. 167 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,440 - He-- - He fell in? 168 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,280 - A gator got him? - What happened? 169 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,800 He slipped, 170 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,440 hit his head 171 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,080 right on the roof 172 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,760 and sued me for negligence! 173 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,200 - That cocksucker! - That's it? 174 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,880 Try Marie Laveau... 175 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,880 - Excuse me? - ...two blocks east 176 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,560 on Olive Street. But you didn't hear it from me. 177 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,480 I have to go tend to my birds. 178 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,840 Be careful walking on my sidewalk! 179 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,520 - Whoa whoa, come on, man. Wait. - What? 180 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,880 It's dead as hell down there, all right? 181 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,520 Fun party-- bad badness. 182 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,640 - Wait, Ben! - Come on. 183 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,080 This is so lame! How is this gonna help you get over her? 184 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,400 Marcus, this whole scene back here, it's just-- 185 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,440 every hot half-naked chick I see 186 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,120 reminds me of Christine, you know? 187 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,080 Probably getting banged by that Bulkowski guy 188 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,520 in our living room bent over that beige loveseat 189 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,560 that my mom bought her. 190 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,320 What happened to dating a normal guy? 191 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,440 That guy's got a neck the size of a truck. 192 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,640 And that whole cauliflower ear? That's weird. 193 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,520 - Is he gonna wrestle her to submission? - All right, stop stop. 194 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,680 All right, okay. 195 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,480 - I don't want to think about Bulkowski. - I don't either. 196 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,120 - I get it. - Come on, man. This is gonna be fun. 197 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,960 Guess there ain't no chicks at the swamp. 198 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,480 - I won't be needing these. - It'll be fun. 199 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,840 - About as fun as crabs. - Yeah, you would know. 200 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,840 Screw that waitress from Fezziwig's, man. 201 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,440 You did. 202 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,600 I didn't know she had bugs in her bush. 203 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,400 She was scratching herself all night. 204 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,520 What do you mean you didn't know? You can't hook up with itchy chicks. 205 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,880 - Everybody knows that. - She said it was a reaction 206 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,600 to her fabric softener, okay? 207 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,600 All right? I saw it. I asked. 208 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,320 - Fabric softener! - Look at you, Mr. Big Shot. 209 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,160 "Everyone knows that." When was the last time you got laid? 210 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,600 - I have sex all the t-- - Shut up. 211 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,440 - Ladies. 212 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,600 This is really fun. 213 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,280 Whoo-ooh! 214 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,440 - Whoa. - That's good. Good. 215 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,520 Uh-- 216 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,440 - Give us a kiss? 217 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,440 Oh yes. Yeah, you love it. 218 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,720 You want it. You need it. 219 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,640 Oh-- oh damn, I-- I gotta change batteries. 220 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,240 - God, brush your teeth much? 221 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,080 - Lick me, bitch. - No, thanks. 222 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,040 I like my tongue without the syphilis. 223 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,000 You're syphilis, Miss Big Words. 224 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,080 - Okay, that didn't even make sense. - Lick me. 225 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:37,080 Misty, Jenna, you can get along for a couple more hours, can't ya? 226 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,960 Seriously, Doug, I can't work with that. 227 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,480 I'm a professional actress. I went to NYU. 228 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,680 What's so funny? 229 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,000 like anybody's ever even heard of that. 230 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,280 - New York University? - Never heard of it. 231 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,840 Girls, nobody ever got discovered by being difficult. 232 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,320 Hmm? I mean, I-- I need you guys to show me the love, all right? 233 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,640 - Fine. - I need to feel the passion here, all right? 234 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,000 - We're rolling. 235 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,040 - All right. - I need to feel the passion. 236 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,680 - And we're rolling. 237 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,720 All right, you're sensuous. 238 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,600 Ooh yeah. 239 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,440 - You're playful. 240 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,840 - You're curious. - Hmm. 241 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,320 You're smitten. 242 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,120 Rawr! 243 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:27,160 - Rawr! Rawr! - Who's ready to do some haunting, huh? 244 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,760 Ha ha ha! 245 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,840 The night will soon be upon us. 246 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,240 The spirits of the damned are on the rise! 247 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,960 Let's get our souls on the move, my friends! 248 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,920 What can I do you two for? 249 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,080 Do you do a haunted swamp tour? 250 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,880 Why-- why I do the only haunted swamp tour-- 251 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,960 real live ghosts, 252 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,840 tales of the macabre... 253 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,120 and actual sites that are still damned by... 254 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,520 voodoo curses. 255 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,120 I hate you. 256 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,880 - Oh! Hey. - What? 257 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,840 leaving right now for 40 bones each. 258 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,120 - $40? - Yes. 259 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,520 - All right. - Can you spot me? 260 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,880 - Why, you don't have any cash? - No, I'm just not paying for this bullshit. 261 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,520 - Okay, Ladies. Step right-- - I know, darling. 262 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,920 - Hello. - Hi. 263 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,480 Hi there. How are you doing? 264 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,560 - Oh hey. 265 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,360 Do you mind if I sit here? 266 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,480 - Be my guest. - Oh. 267 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,800 Step right up! 268 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,960 - Hello. - Hey. 269 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,720 - Oh hi. 270 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,080 Can I see the footage? 271 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:49,000 Uh, so I guess I'm sitting here. 272 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,000 I'm Ben. 273 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,320 - Marybeth. - Marybeth, 274 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,600 that's a great name 275 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,720 'cause it's actually two names, you know? 276 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,000 Most people just have one and that's kind of boring. 277 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,880 Ben. 278 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,520 But Marybeth, it's-- 279 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,120 you know, it's Mary and it's Beth. 280 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,200 That's a nice coat. 281 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,360 So do you have any pets or-- 282 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,640 Are you enjoying Mardi Gras? 283 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,040 - Yep. - Couldn't find anyone 284 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,600 brave enough to do the ghost tour with ya, huh? 285 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,560 - Nope. - Right on. 286 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,320 Right on. Some buddies of mine back home went on this-- 287 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,720 Look, I'm sorry. 288 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,360 I didn't come on this tour 'cause I was hoping that just maybe 289 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,120 I'd get to meet you. 290 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,200 If you don't mind, I'd like to just sit and stare out this window 291 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,320 and get my $30 worth, okay? 292 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,840 - Hey, what the fuck?! 293 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,440 Okay, folks! 294 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,600 I am your tour guide Shawn. 295 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,000 - Just sit back and get ready to enjoy-- - Uh, dawg, you don't need that. 296 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,080 - It's like the size of a MINI Cooper. 297 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,440 Ha ha. 298 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,520 like a MINI Cooper limo, you know what I mean? 299 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,400 That's what I'm talking about. 300 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,640 - I'm-- - I'm-- 301 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,400 - Oh no, you-- - You-- we-- 302 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,240 - We are so cute when we do that. 303 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,520 - I'm Marcus. - Jenna. 304 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,320 Hello there. Jim Permatteo. 305 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,160 And this here's the missus-- Shannon. 306 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,880 - How do you do? - Doug Shapiro. 307 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,120 - Nice to meet you. - Nice camera. 308 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,760 Making a movie? 309 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,400 Yeah. 310 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,320 Well, what do you know, lovekins? 311 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,680 We've got ourselves a director over here. 312 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,320 How exciting. 313 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,160 What kind of movie is it? 314 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,440 Well, have you ever heard of "Bayou Beavers"? 315 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,200 - Sure! No. - No. 316 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,800 Okay, everyone, if you take a Look out your right side, 317 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,440 you'll see the legendary Saint Louis Cemetery Number One. 318 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,600 Uh, founded in 1789 319 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,600 this here's the resting place 320 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,920 of the first black mayor of New Orleans-- Ernest Morial. 321 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,760 It is also believed to be the burial site 322 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,280 of the infamous voodoo queen Marie Laveau. 323 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,040 Yes, sir. 324 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,880 Now, y'all notice how we bury our dead above the ground? 325 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,640 Well, that's because of all the voodoo curses in the air down here. 326 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,840 The dead have a tendency to rise out of the dirt, 327 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,680 so we like to keep 'em cemented in instead. 328 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,880 Shawn, excuse me, but we heard 329 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,680 that the reason you bury them above ground is because of the water level.. 330 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,240 - Oh-ho, no. - That's right. 331 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,280 The water level. is so high that sometimes things in the ground 332 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,720 will rise back up to the surface. 333 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,400 No, that's not why. 334 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,120 - But we heard-- - I said no! 335 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,120 All right, all right, all right. 336 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,960 Uh, time's a-wastin'. 337 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,720 Everyone onboard. 338 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,680 Scare Bus to Scare Boat. Everyone. 339 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,480 Watch your step, lovekins. 340 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,480 All right, all right. 341 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,880 Hey there, they there, all right. No-- no time for dilly-dallying. 342 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,640 - Okay. - Gotta beat the rush. 343 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,640 That's right. That's right. 344 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,360 All right, all right, coming through. 345 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,000 Okay, gotta go, gotta go. 346 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,800 - All right. 347 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,560 Okay. 348 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,120 Dude! 349 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,320 That's the boat? 350 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,320 Okay, Let's, uh, see something, girls. 351 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,160 - Huh? - Whoo! 352 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,240 Okay, you're silly, you're tough, 353 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,440 you're cute, 354 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,720 you've got a secret. 355 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,480 - Oh now, come on, lovekins. 356 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,240 ...be like this, the whole thing-- 357 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,400 That's good. All aboard. 358 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,680 Okay, uh-- all right, here we go. 359 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,520 Hey! You there! 360 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,960 Hello! 361 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,280 - Mr. Shawn, I think that man's trying to talk to you. 362 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,200 Oh no no no. 363 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:10,400 - Hey! Where you think you're going?! 364 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,800 - What's he saying? - Oh, uh, that guy, uh-- 365 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,520 - don't mind him. That's just Jack Cracker. - The swamp is closed! 366 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,760 - Hey! - Jack Cracker? 367 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,160 Yeah yeah, one of the local alligator hunters. 368 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,760 Just, uh, sits there, yells things-- 369 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,080 uh, drinks his own piss. He's, uh, you know-- cracked. 370 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,880 - Aw, come on. 371 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,640 This swamp is closed! 372 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,840 - Hey! The swamp is haunted! 373 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,320 Victor Crowley! 374 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,680 - What's he saying? 375 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,280 Okay okay okay, here we go. 376 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,000 Everyone wave bye-bye to Jack. 377 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,880 - Everybody wave bye-bye to Jack. - Bye! 378 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,440 Bye! 379 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,720 Bye, Mr. Cracker! Bye! 380 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,520 Bye! 381 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,280 Bye-bye! 382 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,200 Y'all gonna die. 383 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,080 Oh. Oh yeah. 384 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,080 That's good. 385 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,760 Remember, you don't need to keep 386 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,720 all your fingers and toes onboard, 387 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,440 just the ones you want to keep. 388 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,040 That's right. 389 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,720 There's big alligators in these here waters. 390 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,320 Hey now, check it out, y'all. Off to the left you'll see something 391 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,400 you don't see every day, but I do. 392 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,440 Real live cypress trees. 393 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,480 Now hey, what did the Spanish moss say to the cypress? 394 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,920 "Mind if I hang around?" 395 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,720 You know, sometimes I'll tell that joke in Espa?ol. 396 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,360 Hey there, isn't the cypress 397 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,000 the Louisiana state tree? 398 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,760 - Well, I bet it sure is. - Yeah, since 1963, the Bald Cypress. 399 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,720 Oh-ho now, only room for one guide 400 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,000 on this boat now. 401 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,600 Now we're gonna move into a part of the swamp with the scary ghosts, y'all. 402 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,160 Now I need everyone to be overenthusiastic 403 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,960 or you'll wind up overboard. 404 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,080 Now here on the Mississippi Bayou, 405 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,080 hundreds of fisherman and old pirates 406 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,120 have lost their lives. 407 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280 And if we're lucky, we might be able to see their souls 408 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,960 floating over the waters where they up and died. 409 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,960 Now you all should be a very... 410 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,560 - This is beat. - Come on, man. 411 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,160 Give it a break. This is fun. 412 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,200 About as fun as a bag of dicks. 413 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,040 This is beat as hell. The only thing scary 414 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,080 is Uncle Remus meets Bruce Lee. 415 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,960 I feel like I'm in "Enter the 'Song of the South"' or some shit. 416 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,880 What about your new girlie here, huh? 417 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,480 - That was the president that-- - She all right. 418 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,680 But it's not like I'm gonna get any ass on a stupid boat. 419 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,640 Okay, so lay the groundwork, set it up for later. 420 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,240 like you and what's-her-face? 421 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,600 "That's a nice coat." 422 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,200 - That was classic. - Yeah. 423 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,440 About as classic as-- 424 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,840 about as classic as-- 425 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,240 - I got nothing. - Exactly. 426 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,480 Now, uh, coming up, y'all see an old house 427 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,400 with a barn behind it. That right there 428 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,520 is a home of a real famous Louisiana legend, 429 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,320 Victor Crowley-- Hatchetface. 430 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,920 Now legend is-- is that, uh, 431 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,600 he was a deformed man whose own father went nuts 432 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,640 and whacked him in the face with a hatchet one night, 433 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,600 probably on account of he was, uh, 434 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,800 so, uh, ugly or something. 435 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,440 Uh-- anyway, he died. 436 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,120 And so the story goes is that 437 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,000 if you're ever near the old Crowley house late at night, 438 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,880 you still hear old Victor Crowley cryin' for his daddy. 439 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,920 Daddy! 440 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,520 Y'all hear that? 441 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,920 Hmm. 442 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,960 Daddy! 443 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,680 I done heard it again. 444 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,240 That ain't the story. 445 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,520 That's the gist of it anyway. 446 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,280 It's not even the house. 447 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,920 Christ, would you just let me do my job?! 448 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,000 Y'all try the crawfish yet? 449 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,240 I am so psyched I did this. 450 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,880 - That fade you had in high school. - What? 451 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,200 - It's about as classic as that fade-- - You're too late. 452 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,920 - Why? - You're still on classic? 453 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,280 - Are y'all ready to see something 454 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,640 really scary? Huh? Are you all ready? 455 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,640 Everyone who's ready say, "Oh yeah!" 456 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,640 Okay, I'm gonna do it anyway. Here we go. 457 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,360 Okay, folks. I'm gonna shut the lights off for a second. 458 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,160 And once your eyes adjust, you'll be able to see 459 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,800 some of the ghost lights just hovering above the water 460 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,080 over to the right at Kwaj Island. 461 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,080 - I don't see anything. - Uh, wait till your eyes adjust. 462 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,320 They're adjusted. There's just nothing there. 463 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,120 Hey, can we get those lights going again? You're killing all my camera shots. 464 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,440 Jim, Look, I think I see something. 465 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,040 That's right! 466 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,240 Yeah, you see? Not one, but two ghosts! 467 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,880 See? I told y'all! 468 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,920 Isn't that just a chemical reaction from the water and the gases? 469 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,600 No no no, man. It's the ghosts! Look! 470 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,200 Nah, bro. Those are the marsh vapors. I've seen this on TV. 471 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,720 Hell, man, why'd ya even all come then? They're ghosts! 472 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,240 Oh, you're right. 473 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,600 Except no. 474 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,160 Damn it. 475 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,400 Now, uh, that's the spot where Captain John Donovan 476 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,960 supposedly buried a trunk full of treasure. 477 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,960 legend says though that he left two of his crew behind to guard it, 478 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,280 but he cut off their legs so they couldn't run away. 479 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,720 That's a stupid story. 480 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,680 - Fine. 481 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,440 Look! Jim! 482 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,800 - Did you see that? - I did! 483 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,360 - What was that? - Oh! It could-- could be 484 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,120 one of the more active spirits 485 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,440 we sometimes get after it rains. Oh-ho-ho! 486 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,520 It's spooky, isn't it, folks? Ha ha ha! 487 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,120 Okay, perfect. Perfect. 488 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,480 Hey, who wants to be in the Halloween video? 489 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,400 - Come on, girls. 490 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,800 Whoo-ooh! 491 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,000 Okay, your "whoo" is so not in the moment. 492 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,560 - Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb. - Oh! 493 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,360 This is pretty cool. 494 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,400 It's cold. 495 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,440 Not much of a talker, are ya? 496 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,480 I ain't here to make friends. 497 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,560 Right. 498 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,800 Must be a local. 499 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,720 I just didn't know that locals did this touristy stu-- 500 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,360 - We don't. - No, of course. 501 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,080 Yeah. No. 502 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,560 Yeah, I wouldn't really do it either normally. 503 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,680 It's just-- buddies of mine from college 504 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,440 told me about it, said it was cool, so-- 505 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,840 I figured what the hell, you know? 506 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,280 Check out the swamp, enjoy the activities. 507 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,680 I'm gonna be honest with you right now. 508 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,160 I, uh, just got dumped by my girlfriend of eight years 509 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,960 and uh, my friends took me down here to try to get my mind off of it, 510 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,720 but you know, I-- 511 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,880 we were together since the seventh grade May Dance. 512 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,320 And-- 513 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,520 you know, she tells me she needs space. 514 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,640 What does that even mean in girl language? 515 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,200 "Space." Whatever. 516 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,120 Get my mind off of it. 517 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,960 - Just relax. 518 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,040 - Jesus! - Drive much? 519 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,640 - What happened? - Oh, we just, uh... 520 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,680 got stuck. 521 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:48,200 - Stuck? On what? - Oh, on some rocks or something. 522 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,600 - I don't know. 523 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,280 Uh, here, someone give me a hand. 524 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,440 Here, help me push the boat off. 525 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,360 Is this a part of every tour? 526 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,000 Relax. It's all good. 527 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,560 - Oh! 528 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,480 - Oh my God! My hair! - All part of the tour. 529 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,600 All part of the tour! 530 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,080 - Damn it! 531 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,160 - Who are you gonna call? Daddy? - Shut up, you nasty bitch! 532 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,240 I would call the police and they'd send someone. 533 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,760 - Who? - The cops! Duh! 534 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,880 The police are gonna send the cops? 535 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,160 - They're the same thing! - No, they're not! 536 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,800 - There is a difference! - Nuh-uh! 537 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,960 - Ya-huh! - Whoa whoa! Ladies, Ladies! 538 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,000 I' get us unstuck. No need to be calling the Man. 539 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,080 Marcus! A little help maybe? 540 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,840 This sucks! 541 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,480 My hair! 542 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,880 - They're half our age 543 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,280 and they're all always complaining, every single one of them. 544 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,680 You just sit right back down! 545 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,640 - Okay, push out! Let's go! - Not very familiar with your stories yet, huh? 546 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,880 Shawn, how many of these tours have you done? 547 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,840 Oh, uh-- uh, I've done a bunch! 548 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,720 Oh, Jim, this is a fine how-do-you-do. 549 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,760 Ooh! My feet are getting wet! 550 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,520 - Are we sinking? - N-- no! 551 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,840 No, we're not sinking! 552 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,640 It certainly looks like it now, doesn't it? 553 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,520 Everyone, calm down! 554 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,920 Th-this tree that we're stuck on goes all the way to the shore. 555 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,640 Maybe there's a road or a phone or something. 556 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,440 Oh, out here in the middle of nowhere? 557 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,520 Yeah, well, we can't stay here. 558 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,320 No no no no, Jim. I think we should stay here 559 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,040 and wait for help. 560 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,520 There's gotta be another tour boat coming through soon, right? 561 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,920 Probably not. 562 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,880 It's, uh, rainin' pretty bad. 563 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,240 lovekins, we can walk right across this tree 564 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,840 to the shore. 565 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,440 No no. It-- it looks dangerous. 566 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,240 Damn, I could be in a bar! 567 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,880 You are not doing-- no! 568 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,960 Here. Watch me. 569 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,960 - Where is he going? - Oh! No-- oh! 570 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,560 - Jim, wait! - Whoa whoa whoa! 571 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,000 - It's okay, don't worry about it. 572 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,920 - Honey! Get back here! 573 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,040 Okay, it's a little slippery, so you have to watch your step. 574 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,000 - But I think-- 575 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,960 Ah! 576 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,600 Ah! Someone help me! 577 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,200 - It's got my leg! - Do something! Do something! 578 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,040 Oh! Oh! Oh, God! It's biting my leg off! 579 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,760 Get him to the shore! 580 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,960 With his blood in the water, this whole place is gonna be a feeding frenzy! 581 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,040 - Move! 582 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,160 Come on, everyone off the boat. It's sinking. 583 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,920 No way! I'm not going out there! 584 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,320 - Oh, you're going out there. 585 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,080 - Jim! Are you all right? - He's fine! He's okay! 586 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,480 Put your weight on your left-- put your weight on your left leg. 587 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,120 - I got you. 588 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,920 - Okay! - Jim! 589 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,720 Come on! 590 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,840 - We're all getting off! 591 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,760 No, don't cry. Don't worry. It's all right. All right? Just come on, I got you. 592 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,920 Shh. Don't worry, don't worry. Come on. 593 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,800 - Come with me that way. 594 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,160 - That tree over there! - Come on! Stand up! 595 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,760 I can't. 596 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,120 Honey, you need to stand up. It's safer the higher up we get. 597 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,720 I don't want to. 598 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,520 Hey, man-- 599 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,400 Come on, I got you. 600 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,960 - Stand up! - I can't! 601 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,080 Misty! Look at me! Look at me! 602 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,320 You're gonna be fine! Just walk across! 603 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,920 - Come on, I got you. 604 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,560 Come on! Walk across! We don't have time! 605 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,120 Move! 606 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,480 Come on! Hurry up! 607 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,200 Oh! 608 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,800 Come on, get out of the water! Get out of the water! 609 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,960 - Get out of the water! 610 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,200 - Get out! - Come on! Come on! 611 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,800 My camera! 612 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,480 Oh. Oh. Oh. 613 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,600 - What was that? 614 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:38,080 - Come on! - Swim! 615 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,680 Go go go go! 616 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,840 - Good going, jackass! - Hey, screw you! 617 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,760 You guys, we need to get out of these woods. 618 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,480 Gators can walk on land too. Go! 619 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,440 But my hat! 620 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,400 It's all right, sweetheart! 621 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,040 - Stop! Stop! 622 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,880 Slow down! 623 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,640 - Don't hurt yourself. 624 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,480 Oh oh! Watch out, watch out! 625 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,120 - Right here. - Ow! Ow! 626 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,040 Come on, man-- oh my God! 627 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,360 Does somebody want to tell me what the hell's going on? 628 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,600 Does somebody want to explain why Janie's got a gun? 629 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,600 Yeah, why do you have a gun? 630 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,560 Oh! And why should I tell you, you little con artist? 631 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,080 Huh?! 632 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,880 Okay! Okay! Look! 633 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,520 I'm gonna be honest! 634 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,280 I just moved down here from Detroit! 635 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,400 My brother here hooked me up with this touristy gig, 636 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,120 told me I can make a ton of dough, so I said I'd try it out! 637 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,320 How many tours have you done? 638 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,480 More importantly, how many boats you ever driven? 639 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,400 Look, I did the one tour last night 640 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,760 and-- and this one here tonight, all right? 641 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,720 The boat didn't sink last night! 642 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,320 I can't believe this. 643 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,840 What-- what the hell does she have a gun for? 644 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,360 - That's what I want to know! - Because I'm looking for another boat, okay? 645 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,920 'Cause my daddy and my brother went out hunting on this river 646 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,600 two nights ago and they never came back. 647 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,280 The cops said they're probably just off on a bender or something somewhere, 648 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,280 but I know that isn't what happened. 649 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,520 So you go on the ghost tour? 650 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,120 How does that make any sense? 651 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,320 Well 30 bucks for a boat ride was a hell of a lot cheaper 652 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,920 than getting my own boat, wasn't it? 653 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,320 That still doesn't explain the gun! 654 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,760 Yeah and why her ticket was only 30 bucks. 655 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,440 I have a gun because these woods aren't safe. 656 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,680 Besides, it just saved his life. 657 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,560 - Stop it! 658 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,240 My husband needs help! 659 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,840 Look, we need to get him help and we need to get out of these woods. 660 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,480 Who made you the leader? 661 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,200 We should call for help and stay right here. 662 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,520 No bars! God, I hate the South! 663 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,280 - I don't think we should move him right now. - Well, we have to! 664 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,040 He's bleeding pretty badly. We can't carry him all the way home. 665 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,960 If we don't get out of these woods right now, 666 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,400 we're all gonna die. 667 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,960 What are you talking about? 668 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,040 These are his woods. 669 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,840 - Whose woods? - Victor Crowley. 670 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,160 Enough with the stories already, huh? 671 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,000 Y'all don't even know where you are. 672 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,320 - I already told you-- - All right, shut up, okay? 673 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,080 You're not even from here. 674 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,560 Where are we? 675 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,040 It was like a dirty secret. 676 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,840 Victor Crowley was born horribly disfigured. 677 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,080 His daddy kept him hidden away in his house 678 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,920 where no one could see him. 679 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,320 They lived like that for years, 680 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,120 just keeping to themselves-- alone. 681 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,840 Victor was scared to death of other kids. 682 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,760 They teased him and tortured him like kids do. 683 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,080 They were so cruel. 684 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,000 And then, years later on Halloween night, 685 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,520 some teenagers came to the house. 686 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,320 And they were trying to get a Look at him, 687 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,040 trying to scare him out of the house. 688 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,440 Mr. Crowley got home and he tried and tried 689 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,080 to get inside, but the door was on fire. 690 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,760 He could hear Victor screaming inside, 691 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,520 but he couldn't get in. 692 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,840 So he ran and got himself a hatchet 693 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,840 and he started chopping at that door. 694 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,960 But Victor was pressed up 695 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,320 against the other side trying to get out. 696 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,360 And it was an accident, 697 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,800 but he hit him in the face with that hatchet. 698 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,240 And poor Victor Crowley died. 699 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,520 The old man became a recluse after that. 700 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,280 He never left his house-- 701 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,880 just sat there for almost 10 years 702 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,360 before he finally died of a broken heart. 703 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,440 And from that point on, people started disappearing in the swamp. 704 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,360 All the locals and hunters say that if you get close enough 705 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,720 to the Crowley house at night, 706 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,600 you can still hear Victor Crowley... 707 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,240 crying for his daddy in the woods. 708 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,720 They say he's come back. 709 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,400 He wanders the swamp at night 710 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,320 with that hatchet slash across his face. 711 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,120 This whole part of the river's illegal to even be in. 712 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,920 It has been for years. That's why there's no other tour boats. 713 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,160 And that's why he brought us this way 714 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,160 so he wouldn't get caught running his phony business. 715 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,240 That's why I came. 716 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,040 To find your father? 717 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,480 - And my brother. 718 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,240 They started coming down this way to hunt gators last week. 719 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,280 They thought they'd catch more being the only boat in a closed-off swamp. 720 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,720 And I told them not to come! 721 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,200 So you think a ghost got your family? 722 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,040 Okay, that-- that is so stupid! 723 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,080 I mean, Look around. There's no one in these woods. 724 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,120 Yes, there is. 725 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,320 They probably got stuck just like we did 726 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,440 and had to walk the whole way home. 727 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,040 You know, right now, they're probably sitting at a Denny's or something. 728 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,320 Moons Over My Hammy, yo. 729 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,720 Besides, we are nowhere near the Crowley house. 730 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,080 Okay, I already told you, it's on the other side of the river 731 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,760 over two miles ago. 732 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,320 - That wasn't the house! - How do you know? 733 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,000 - Because that is. 734 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,000 Look, I told y'all the truth, okay? 735 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,760 I don't care who believes it. 736 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,800 You are really starting freak me out, all right? 737 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,800 - I just want to go home! - Tell me this is part of the tour. 738 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,160 Oh, yeah. I sink the boat every night. 739 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,880 It's hilarious. 740 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,800 I want my money back. 741 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,800 All right, okay, there's got to be 742 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,320 - a road around here or something. 743 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,560 - Oh shit. 744 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,400 I don't want to go that way. I'm not going that way! 745 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,040 If it's the quickest way, then that's the way we're going! 746 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,440 Why couldn't you keep your stories to yourself, huh? 747 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,040 We're not in enough trouble, 748 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,680 but you had to scare the pants off of everyone too? 749 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,000 I am trying to help you. Y'all need to know the truth. 750 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,320 - Baloney! - All right, all right, all right. 751 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,120 Just-- you help me come pick him up, all right? 752 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,720 Come on. 753 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,560 - Right over my shoulder. 754 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,560 - Get up, get up, get up. 755 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,320 Be careful, be careful. Easy easy. 756 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,920 - You got him, man? - Yeah yeah. 757 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,880 I'm right here, Jim. 758 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,120 All right, everything's gonna be just fine. 759 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,640 Look, we'll get him some help and we'll all go home. 760 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,360 Stay close to me. 761 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,840 You're really scared of that story, huh? 762 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,240 I mean, Look, it's just a myth. Everybody has 'em-- 763 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,040 - Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster-- - Please stop talking. 764 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,960 Okay. 765 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,560 - I cannot believe that I am out here... 766 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,560 in a swamp. 767 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:35,000 I bet Julia Roberts didn't have to do this before she got "Mystic Pizza." 768 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,480 Do you believe that Victor-whatever story? 769 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,120 Oh, absolutely not. 770 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,160 I don't trust anyone around here. 771 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,880 I mean, these people sleep exclusively with their own families. 772 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,560 - Yo. 773 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,640 Why is it that the crackers are back there with the honeys 774 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,920 and the two brothers gotta carry the injured dude? 775 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,520 I am so sorry. I never meant for any of this to happen. 776 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,120 I just want to get to a road, 777 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,840 then I'ma whip your ass. 778 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,040 Jim, how you doing, baby? 779 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,760 I'm so cold. 780 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,960 It hurts like a son of a-- God! 781 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,000 How much further is the road past the house? 782 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,880 I don't know-- a few miles. 783 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,760 A few miles! 784 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,840 Are you kidding me?! 785 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,080 Daddy! 786 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,520 - Did you-- - Shh! 787 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,320 Daddy! 788 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,360 I want to go home. 789 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,280 - Oh! Oh! 790 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,840 You are all a bunch of cowards! 791 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,040 Is anybody home? 792 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,240 Somebody help us! 793 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,840 We need help! 794 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,600 Please stop! 795 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,040 We shouldn't have gone this way. We need to turn around. 796 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,000 And go where, back in the water? 797 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,720 Please just stop! 798 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,440 We need to stick together! We need to stop him! 799 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,680 Come on! You-- you can't carry him all by yourself! 800 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,560 I'm here, baby. Everything's gonna be all right. 801 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,320 We don't need those loonies, 802 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,920 those cowards! 803 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,480 Stop! We need to stick together! 804 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,760 Everything's gonna be just fine. 805 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,080 We have the good Lord with us, baby. 806 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,920 The good Lord will protect us. 807 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,800 - No! No! 808 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,720 - Oh my God! 809 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,760 Oh my God! 810 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,120 - Oh my God! - Come on! 811 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,480 - No! 812 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,000 Help me! Help me! 813 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,920 - It's me! It's me! It's me! 814 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,480 - Where is everyone? - I don't know. 815 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,440 We're over here. What happened? 816 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,160 They're both dead. 817 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,680 But I shot him. 818 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,960 You shot him? But I thought he was a ghost. 819 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,360 You can't shoot a ghost! You can shoot a ghost? 820 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,400 - Did you kill him? - I don't know! 821 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,680 - He fell down. - God, this isn't happening! 822 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,400 Where's Marcus? 823 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,560 Up here! 824 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,200 - Come on, get down! 825 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,960 No. No way! No way. I'm staying right here. 826 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,240 This is bullshit, man! This is fucked up! 827 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,960 What can you see from up there? 828 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,320 I can see there ain't no dead elephant man coming to get me. 829 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,400 - Come on. Do you see a road? lights? 830 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,600 Anything? 831 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,160 I think I see downtown, but I don't know. 832 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,560 Well-- well, how far? What direction? 833 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,960 That way. 834 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,960 But it's far, way too far. 835 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,800 All right, well, do you see a road or cars or something? 836 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,800 What kind of stupid shit, man-- it's dark, it's wet 837 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,520 and I can't see shit! 838 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,640 Wait, where's Shapiro? 839 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,840 Doug! Hey, Shapiro! Where are you? 840 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,200 - Keep it down! - We need to keep moving. 841 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,040 We can't just leave him out here! 842 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,000 Then why don't you just run off and go find him? 843 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,320 - That was mean. - Try your phone. 844 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,440 - I dropped it. - You lost it?! 845 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,600 - Moron! - Shut up, skank! 846 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,960 Enough! He cannot have gotten very far, okay? 847 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,640 - Let's go! - All right, Marcus, come on! Let's go! 848 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,360 No way. No, I'm staying right here. 849 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,960 No-- no need to panic, okay? 850 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,040 Just come down. We gotta go get help. 851 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,400 All right. We'll send someone for you tomorrow. 852 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,480 - Let's go. - Wait wait! Hold up, hold up! 853 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,440 I'm coming. Damn it! 854 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,360 I'm not even supposed to be here right now, man. 855 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,080 I'm supposed to be looking at some titties, man! 856 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,680 What's wrong with us? 857 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,560 Shit. How the fuck did I get up this goddamn tree? 858 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,160 Okay. 859 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,280 God damn it, a branch hit me in the nuts. 860 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,520 This is bullshit! 861 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,200 Holy shit. 862 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,960 Holy shit. 863 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,840 If you shot him, aren't we safe now? 864 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,920 Maybe he's not a ghost. Maybe-- maybe he's just some 865 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,760 sick twisted backwoods hick 866 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,880 who, like, snapped and went on a killing spree. 867 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,480 Yeah and now he's dead because she shot him. 868 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,520 Get your own theories. God! 869 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,240 It's a backwoods hick, huh? 870 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,240 Who says it's not some spoiled little city brat 871 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,800 who went crazy after doing softcore porn to get back at her parents? 872 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,880 Okay, for your information, 873 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,360 I am from the valley, not the city. 874 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,080 Victor Crowley is real! 875 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,080 My mama always said that sometimes 876 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:26,720 if a person dies all traumatic-like, 877 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,360 then their-- their spirit 878 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,120 can get kinda just stuck in the night they died. 879 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,960 like a poltergeist? like a ghost that can physically move things? 880 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,120 No. like a ghost who could rip someone to pieces 881 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,400 right in front of you. 882 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,520 Man, I just want to get the hell out of here! 883 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,720 You know what, Jackie Tucker? Your tour sucks my ass! 884 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,360 - What did you just call me? - You heard me! 885 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,760 - All right. - Say it again! 886 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,760 I'll say it all night, you fake Jackie Chan Chris Tucker! 887 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,520 - I hear a little Emeril, you confused wannabe-- - Why don't you just get off my case, asshole?! 888 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,320 It was an accident, for Christ's sake! 889 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,720 Okay, Look, 890 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,440 I'm gonna be completely and totally honest with you guys. 891 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,920 - I like-- oh shit! - What? What? 892 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,800 Look! Come on! Come on! 893 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,720 - Hey, come on! 894 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,320 Shit! 895 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,920 - Stop! Stop stop stop stop. - This isn't my fault, all right? 896 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,880 - Oh, really? - Yes, really! What, you think 897 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,760 I actually believe these lame-ass ghost stories? 898 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,760 I'm believing it now! Did you see that shit back there? 899 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,360 Guys! Guys! 900 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,440 I bet this means Shapiro was here. 901 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,040 What a genius. 902 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,560 You do know the vibrator goes in your cooch and not your ear, right? 903 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,320 Hey, why don't you suck your dad off again, bitch? 904 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,080 - I will right after you're done. - Fine. 905 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:42,800 Good. 906 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,680 All right, has anybody got a lighter? 907 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,320 What are you doing? 908 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,280 I'll show you. 909 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,960 looking for this. 910 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,800 What else do we got here? 911 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,200 - "Samuel M. Barrat"? - What's that? 912 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,600 - Shapiro-- that's his driver's license. - What? 913 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:15,400 I don't know. Credit card-- Samuel M. Barrat. 914 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,440 10 bucks, condom, business card-- 915 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,920 we got two sets here. 916 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,080 "Samuel M. Barrat, Whitman Diagnostics 917 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,280 Senior Marketing Manager." 918 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,360 "Doug Shapiro, Producer Director." 919 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,200 That asshole! 920 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,520 I flew all the way down here from New York and he-- 921 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,600 So he didn't really work for "Bayou Beavers"? 922 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,560 I'm thinking no. 923 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,960 Dude must pretend he's a producer to get his own little collection. 924 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,120 - Good idea. - That pervert! 925 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,320 Why are all men such slime? 926 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,800 I can't believe I've fallen for this shit 927 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,800 three times now. 928 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,400 Okay, whoa whoa. 929 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,360 Anyone else have any more secrets? 930 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:57,960 'Cause if I find out someone else is lying, 931 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,080 I swear I'll kill you myself. 932 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,320 I didn't really go to NYU. 933 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:22,160 It was my first choice, but I didn't get in... 934 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,640 so I went to Hofstra! 935 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,960 We don't have time for this. 936 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,200 I was moving to Hollywood next month to be famous. 937 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,960 And now I'm gonna die with all you assholes! 938 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,960 Look, we shot him, all right? 939 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,560 - Nobody's gonna die. 940 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,560 Will somebody please shut her up? 941 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,760 - He's still alive. - No, man, he looks dead as shit. 942 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,600 Not him-- Crowley. 943 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,400 But you only shot him like once, right? 944 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,040 Maybe you've got to shoot him more times, 945 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,880 like I don't know, four or six times. Maybe you've got to shoot him like six times! 946 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,840 I want to keep moving. Can we please keep moving? I don't want to stay here! 947 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,760 We should stick to where we can see the river 948 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,600 so we won't get more lost. 949 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,400 - Shh! 950 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,520 - Do y'all hear that? - What? 951 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,760 It's over here. 952 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,640 - What is that? - Is that-- 953 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,000 My cell phone! 954 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,880 ? I don't want to wait ? 955 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,800 ? For our lives to be over ? 956 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,720 ? I want to know right now... ? 957 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,320 We have a signal. 958 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,520 - Oh, no. - No no no, it's a good thing. 959 00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,880 - We can call for help. - No! 960 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,680 Shit! We just went in a huge circle! 961 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,360 - I thought you knew your way around here. - Oh! Said the fucking tour guide! 962 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,120 Hey, I don't want to hit you, but you're making it-- 963 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,880 - Shut the fu-- - Daddy! 964 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,080 I'm gonna go check out that barn, see if there's a weapon. 965 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,240 There's gotta be something else to fight back with. 966 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,160 - No no no. You can't go back. - I only have a few shots left. 967 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,400 - We need something else. - What if he comes back? 968 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,280 Then we don't have much time. 969 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,080 Shit. 970 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,640 All right. Stay here. 971 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,440 - Cool. 972 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,040 Do you have a signal on that thing? 973 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,680 Come on! Go through! 974 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,560 We shouldn't stay here. We've got to keep moving. 975 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:33,360 Look, if it was ringing, it has to work! 976 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,680 Eww! Scott Barnes called me? 977 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,000 What?! Will you just dial? 978 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,160 It won't let me. 979 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,680 - Work! God damn it! 980 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,320 I think he ate these things. 981 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,800 Okay. 982 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,320 - Shh shh shh shh! What? What? 983 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,160 No no no no! 984 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,560 No. 985 00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:59,120 It's my daddy and my brother. 986 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,640 No! 987 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,160 Are you sure the number is 9-1-1? 988 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,880 - What else would it be, dumbass? - Well, how should I know? 989 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,520 It's the South. Maybe you have to type in a different area code. 990 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,560 - Oh, God. 991 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,040 What? 992 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,800 Don't move. 993 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,600 - I said-- 994 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,320 Sorry. 995 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,880 I think we should run. 996 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,480 What if it's a person and they need help? 997 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,960 Then we'll apologize later. 998 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,080 - I think there's a kid in there. 999 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,080 You're crazy. 1000 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,080 If it was that monster, we'd already be dead. 1001 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,000 Screw this. 1002 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,760 What is that? 1003 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,560 Aw, hell no, I'm not walking over there. 1004 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,280 What if someone's hurt? 1005 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:17,080 If they're still alive, they're doing a lot better than some people we know. 1006 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,360 We just can't leave someone out here to die. 1007 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,120 - Look who grew a conscience. - Look, they might need help. 1008 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,680 - Why me? - Because you have a flashlight. 1009 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,640 Fine. I get it. 1010 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,480 I see how it is. 1011 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,640 let the brother do it, huh? 1012 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,040 I'm a man. I'll walk over there. 1013 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,880 I'm the man of the group anyway 'cause I whupped you. 1014 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,240 All right. Yeah, all right. 1015 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:47,880 - Oh shit! 1016 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,080 - Don't touch me, man! 1017 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,920 Damn! All right. 1018 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,320 Let's see if there's a little baby in there. 1019 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,120 Hey, baby! 1020 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,720 You up in here? 1021 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,600 - Aw, man, it's just a-- 1022 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,400 Run! 1023 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,800 - Oh my God! - Oh my God! Oh my God! 1024 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,120 Give it-- 1025 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,920 - Oh my God. No! No! 1026 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,880 Victor, no! 1027 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:51,920 No! 1028 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,680 Please! Wait! Wait! 1029 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:58,440 - Oh! No! Wait wait wait! 1030 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,120 Die, you motherfucker! 1031 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,760 - No! - Shit! Ah! 1032 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,560 - I think we're losing him. - Ow! Hold on! 1033 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,440 - No! - I hurt my foot, I can't run. 1034 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,360 - You have to! - What are you doing? Come on! 1035 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,080 Shut up, you redneck twat! 1036 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,720 You... hit me! 1037 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,320 Yeah and if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick your teeth out! 1038 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,680 You cruel, stupid, slutty-- 1039 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,240 Guys, we don't have time for this! 1040 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,640 I just want to make it stop. 1041 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,960 - Please, I just want to wake up. - We have to keep moving away from that house. 1042 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,400 It don't matter. 1043 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,400 This is his swamp. He's just gonna kill us all. 1044 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,440 There's gotta be something that we can do. 1045 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,840 He is trapped in the night that he was killed. 1046 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,240 He's angry and he is scared 1047 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,080 and he's gonna mutilate anyone that comes near him. 1048 01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:33,680 What if he's human? What if he never really died? 1049 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,360 That thing was never human. 1050 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:40,240 Oh shit. Guys, battery's not gonna last much longer. 1051 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:41,840 All right, Let's go, Let's go. 1052 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,400 - Which way? - Um, that way. 1053 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,840 Stop! Stop, guys! 1054 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,080 Guys, stop! 1055 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,680 This is useless. He's just gonna keep coming for us till we're all dead. 1056 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,840 Well, we can't stop running. What else are we gonna do? 1057 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,560 We can hurt him, 1058 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,160 ghost or not. 1059 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:17,040 Look, you saw how fast he fell when I stuck him back there. 1060 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,640 He went down when you shot him. 1061 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,760 I'm saying we fight back. 1062 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,480 How? 1063 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,080 Misty, you got that lighter on you? 1064 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:26,720 Oh, you want to fight that monster 1065 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,640 with my lighter? 1066 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,280 Look, there were some gas canisters back at the shed. 1067 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,640 - Were they full? - I don't know. Maybe. 1068 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,440 Wait, you want to go back to the shed? 1069 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,200 I thought the further we got from the house, the safer we get? 1070 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,720 If we don't kill him, he'll kill us all. 1071 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,280 You're crazy! 1072 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,720 Ben, you don't even know if there's gas in those cans, man. 1073 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,200 I know it's a better chance than we have running around in these woods 1074 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,040 getting picked off one by one! 1075 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,280 - No, you're right. - Everything is soaked. 1076 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,880 - How are we gonna start a fire? - If one of us can get close enough 1077 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,560 to throw that gas on him... 1078 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,240 We can light him up. 1079 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,920 You're all high. No way. I am not-- 1080 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,960 - Do you have a better idea? - No. 1081 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,320 All right, Let's do this. How? 1082 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,440 All right. 1083 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,720 - Hey, buy me some time in here. - All right. 1084 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,440 Yell if you hear anything. 1085 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,040 - All right. - Okay. 1086 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,600 - You see anything? - Nah. 1087 01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,040 Ah! 1088 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,440 I'm okay! 1089 01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:21,840 Oh! 1090 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,720 I don't like this. 1091 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,400 - It's too quiet. - All right, come on. 1092 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,840 Let's distract him. Hey, asshole! 1093 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,600 Come out! We're right here! 1094 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,400 Yeah, come out and get us, Crowley! Where are you? 1095 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:37,040 Come on, you freak! 1096 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,880 You Look like you've been molested by wolves! 1097 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,280 Show yourself, you ugly bastard! 1098 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,320 Come and get me, Crowley! 1099 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,520 What? You afraid I'm gonna whip your ass again, you little bitch? 1100 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,000 All right, come on! One on one! 1101 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:04,280 Me and you! I'll put my foot so far in your ass, 1102 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,920 you're gonna be pulling shoelaces out your teeth for a week! 1103 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,560 You see anything? 1104 01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,320 Nothing. 1105 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,160 - Oh shit! Ben, get out of there! - Ben! 1106 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:27,800 - Hurry up! Get out! - Oh! 1107 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,440 Ooh! 1108 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,280 Come on! 1109 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,160 - Yes! Burn, bitch! 1110 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,600 You gotta be fucking kidding me! 1111 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,440 - Now what? - Just come on! Let's go! Let's go! 1112 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,200 Ben! 1113 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,840 Ben! Hey! Look at me! 1114 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,920 All this bought us is time. Don't waste it. Come on! 1115 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,040 This way. There's got to be a path that leads into the cemetery. 1116 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,640 Shit. 1117 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,840 Over here. 1118 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,360 Shit. 1119 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,320 All right. Let's follow this till we find an opening. 1120 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,720 - There it is. 1121 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,480 - Thank God. 1122 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,280 - He's gonna get me! Go! 1123 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,120 There's a gate! 1124 01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:48,920 Oh shit! 1125 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,640 Shit! Oh! He's got me! 1126 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,400 - Ow! Guys! 1127 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,080 You guys are gonna break me in half! 1128 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,160 - That was the only gate. - Aw damn, man! 1129 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:21,960 - It's back into the woods! 1130 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,320 - No! 1131 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:29,080 - Let him go! 1132 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,560 - Run! - No! Come on! 1133 01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,160 Ow! Oh! 1134 01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:38,080 - Ow! Oh! 1135 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:55,000 - Come on! 1136 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,000 Oh shit! Ow! 1137 01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:10,720 Come on! 1138 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:14,840 No. 1139 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,720 No! 1140 01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,000 Marcus! No! 1141 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:25,880 I can't-- I can't go any further. 1142 01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,720 Yes, you can! 1143 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,400 Come on! 1144 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,000 I think hear the river. Please, come on. 1145 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,160 - No! - We're not gonna die out here, okay? 1146 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,200 - Come on! 1147 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,560 Oh God. 1148 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,440 No! No! 1149 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,040 No! You'll get eaten alive in there. 1150 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:57,120 Then where do we go? 1151 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:06,080 - No! - Go away! Run! 1152 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:09,120 Push against the pole with your knee! 1153 01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:48,400 - Come on. 1154 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,680 - Ah! 1155 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,120 - I got you. I got you. 1156 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,120 Okay. Okay okay. 1157 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,200 That's my daddy's boat. 1158 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,720 Come on. Come on. 1159 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,600 Here. 1160 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,840 Use this. 1161 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:29,200 Hey. Hey. Thanks... 1162 01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,840 for sticking with me back there. 1163 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,920 No. 1164 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:44,000 I miss my daddy... 1165 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,960 and Ainsley. 1166 01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,720 Listen. 1167 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,400 We're alive. 1168 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:04,600 We made it. 1169 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,200 I know. 1170 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,320 No! Come-- Marybeth! 1171 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:36,480 Marybeth! 1172 01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:21,880 ? Yeah ? 1173 01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:29,040 ? No ? 1174 01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,920 ? Bitch bitch bitch ? 1175 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,040 ? Sex sex sex and don't forget ? 1176 01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:47,320 ? The violence... ? 1177 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:04,920 ? Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, ah ? 1178 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,560 ? Yeah ? 1179 01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,920 ? Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, ah ? 1180 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,400 ? Everybody sing along ? 1181 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:24,920 ? Yeah ? 1182 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,800 ? No ? 1183 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,440 ? Everything has been said before ? 1184 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:38,080 ? Nothing left to say anymore ? 1185 01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,440 ? When it's all the same ? 1186 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:43,920 ? You can ask for it by name ? 1187 01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:45,600 ? No ? 1188 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:49,000 ? Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party ? 1189 01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:52,360 ? Sex sex sex, don't forget the violence ? 1190 01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:56,000 ? Blah blah blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely... ? 1191 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:22,480 ? Yeah ? 1192 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,680 ? Ooh ? 1193 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,400 ? Yeah ? 1194 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:32,920 ? Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit? ? 1195 01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:36,760 ? Stand up and admit tomorrow's never coming ? 1196 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:40,160 ? This is the new shit ? 1197 01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,960 ? Stand up and admit ? 1198 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,560 - ? Do we get it? ? - ? No ? 1199 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:50,720 - ? Do we want it? ? - ? Yeah ? 1200 01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:54,720 ? This is the new shit ? 1201 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:57,520 ? Stand up and admit. ? 1202 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,400 ? Babble babble ? 1203 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:18,040 ? Bitch bitch ? 1204 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,760 ? Rebel rebel ? 1205 01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:25,600 ? Party party ? 1206 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:29,040 ? Sex ? 1207 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:32,400 ? Sex sex and don't forget ? 1208 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:34,480 ? The violence ? 1209 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:39,160 ? Blah blah blah ? 1210 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,440 ? Are you motherfuckers ready ? 1211 01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:55,040 ? For the new shit? ? 82300