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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 downloaded from yts.mx 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 official yify movies site: yts.mx 3 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:26,417 sammy! 4 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:38,917 sammy! 5 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:54,542 oh, please, sammy. 6 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:55,583 come on, honey, not now. 7 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,500 all right, arms up. 8 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:58,500 how come we're leaving? 9 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:00,417 if you don't hurry, we're not. 10 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,458 how come? 11 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:03,041 tell me you love it here 12 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,125 and we'll stay. 13 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,917 where are we going? 14 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,250 a little step up in the world, maybe. 15 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:12,000 time something good happened for us, huh? 16 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:13,041 yeah. 17 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,875 okay, let's go, kiddo. 18 00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:20,583 here you go. 19 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:23,166 we've got a bus to catch. 20 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:25,291 oop, come on, come on. 21 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:27,458 mom. 22 00:02:28,291 --> 00:02:29,250 what? 23 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,959 oh, uh-oh, yes. 24 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:46,959 man on p.a.: service to barrington with intermediate stops in... 25 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,083 i know, somebody's chasing us, right? 26 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,583 wind down, sammy. 27 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,458 we ditched them good. 28 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:55,000 sammy, nobody's chasing us, okay? 29 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:55,667 get up there. 30 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:57,291 then how come you won't say 31 00:02:57,375 --> 00:02:58,291 where we're going? 32 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:00,166 because it's a surprise. 33 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:02,625 okay, move over. 34 00:03:02,709 --> 00:03:03,875 sure. 35 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:06,625 nobody i know, right? 36 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:09,166 watch your step, mr. ayers. 37 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,667 excuse me. miss? 38 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:08,458 ma? 39 00:04:08,542 --> 00:04:09,458 hmm? 40 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:13,709 the kids ask me how come. 41 00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:16,083 how come what? 42 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:19,750 how come my mother's a miss instead of missus? 43 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:22,709 all right, that's it. lights out. 44 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:26,166 the next sound i want to hear coming from this seat next to me 45 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,709 is a ten-year-old kid snoring. 46 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:30,000 but how come? 47 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:32,542 not one more word out of you. 48 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:35,291 not one. 49 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,500 bus driver: anniston. 50 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,458 anniston station. 51 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:09,750 rest stop, 30 minutes. 52 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:12,500 30 minutes only. 53 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:13,583 30 minutes. 54 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,250 mind what i say. 55 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:17,125 do your thing. 56 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:18,041 do not stray. 57 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:19,750 if you ain't back on board 58 00:05:19,834 --> 00:05:21,542 we leave anyway. 59 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,458 you like that? 60 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:25,417 i made that up myself. 61 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,709 i never would have guessed. 62 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:30,125 well, you think you can do better? 63 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:39,083 um, stretch your legs but don't be late. 64 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:42,333 we're pulling out when the big hand's on eight. 65 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:49,500 watch your step, ma'am. 66 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:04,750 hey, jitterbug, huh? 67 00:07:04,834 --> 00:07:05,792 i can't. 68 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:08,792 oh, sure you can. 69 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:11,166 come on, boogie-woogie with me. 70 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:13,166 hey, hey, come on. 71 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,291 hey, that's it. that's it. 72 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:25,625 oh, yeah. 73 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:32,458 bus driver: okay, folks, take your seats. 74 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:34,250 all aboard now. 75 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:38,166 don't go now, baby. 76 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,875 i've got to get back... 77 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:12,917 bus driver: barrington. 78 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,750 barrington, end of the line. 79 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:18,041 watch your step, folks. 80 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:22,875 watch your step. 81 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:24,750 thanks for riding with us. 82 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:27,000 matthew. 83 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,041 morning, norm. 84 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:30,709 thanks for riding with us, sir. 85 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:33,500 hello, mother. 86 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,375 oh, uncle charles, let me get it. 87 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:49,709 come on, young fellow. 88 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:50,875 time to get off. 89 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:53,458 it's the end of the line. 90 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,041 no use feeling if it's warm. 91 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,458 your mama or whoever is long gone. 92 00:10:01,542 --> 00:10:03,083 i forget which stop. 93 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:04,125 i wouldn't be surprised 94 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,625 if she knew exactly what she was doing. 95 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,125 not one more word out of you. 96 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,208 come on, let's go. 97 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:14,458 not one! 98 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,208 hey, is this yours? 99 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,458 hey, kid! 100 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,792 great. 101 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:30,166 deaf and dumb to boot. 102 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,792 what you got here, finis? 103 00:10:54,875 --> 00:11:00,500 oh... a leftover. 104 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,125 can't remember when they got on. 105 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,125 his mother got off 106 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,041 and my guess is she slipped off 107 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,500 along the way and dumped him. 108 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,625 oh, now, why would she do that? 109 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,125 you get to be a student 110 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:14,667 of human nature behind the wheel. 111 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,792 she's the type, you know, men turn to. 112 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,125 not in front of the boy. 113 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:22,291 oh, don't worry. 114 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:23,625 i think he's deaf as a post 115 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:26,291 and dumb in the bargain. 116 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,834 watch this. 117 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:29,500 hey, kid! 118 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,458 hey! 119 00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:33,500 got your pants on backwards. 120 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:35,834 what'd i tell you? 121 00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:40,625 i figure, i just seen her a couple of times 122 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:41,709 but here's a gal 123 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:42,709 got a smart mouth. 124 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,625 good around the back, you know my meaning. 125 00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:46,875 i can spot them. 126 00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,166 he's a drag on her... 127 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,375 pulling her down 128 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:54,208 so she dumps him. 129 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,667 well, maybe she got sick or something. 130 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,875 sick and tired. 131 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,375 i don't... 132 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,375 looks like he's, uh, expecting someone. 133 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:06,291 well, i hope he don't hold his breath. 134 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:09,250 ah, well, norm, he's all yours now. 135 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,625 i am through when i park it. 136 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:11,875 oh, now, now... you know 137 00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:13,417 he's sitting on that bench. 138 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,208 he is terminal's responsibility. 139 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:16,291 hold on... 140 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,000 no, i am not taking him home. 141 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,333 you brought him in... 142 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:21,500 adult it was at this exact moment in time 143 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,709 that i was struck by a revelation. 144 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,458 if people thought you were deaf and not able to talk 145 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:31,417 they'd blurt out their true feelings without holding back. 146 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,041 and i also began to notice 147 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:36,208 how they pay attention to you in a special way. 148 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,959 it suddenly seemed to me 149 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,792 that in being deaf and playing mute 150 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,417 i had a kind of power over things. 151 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:47,250 at least until i saw how the land laid. 152 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,709 well... 153 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:58,792 yes, sir, there are days i would consider you downright lucky. 154 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,625 i guess that's not fair to say, is it? 155 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,208 someone coming for you? 156 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,208 i'll bet you're hungry, aren't you? 157 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:09,500 are you hungry? 158 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,583 hey! 159 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,959 that's all right. 160 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,959 want something to eat? 161 00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:19,125 yeah, you'd like that? 162 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,166 okay, let's go get something to eat. 163 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,125 now come on. 164 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,291 we'll go right on in here. 165 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:28,250 all right, now you let me handle lucille. 166 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:33,291 i wouldn't advise eating her cooking on a regular basis 167 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:36,792 but in the case of extreme starvation 168 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,583 it won't hurt you. 169 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,250 extreme starvation, huh? 170 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:45,041 you've gone up three belt sizes sitting on that very stool. 171 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,041 thanks, lucille. 172 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,041 thanks, clyde... 173 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:47,750 norm. 174 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,750 see you tomorrow. 175 00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,041 so, what'll it be? 176 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,083 he's deaf 177 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,667 and he can't talk. 178 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,792 he's just hungry. 179 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,875 well, you and your aunt lucille 180 00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,250 have got a little problem here. 181 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,959 um... here we go. 182 00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,959 now you take your pick. 183 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:08,000 number one... 184 00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:09,834 my specialty. 185 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,792 number two, how about this? 186 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,625 number one. 187 00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:16,834 thought you had that 188 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,041 bacon and eggs look. 189 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,667 let's see... 190 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,333 looks like you got a fan, lucille. 191 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:30,834 don't you give me that. 192 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:31,875 i feed strays 193 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:32,917 and send them 194 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,083 on their way. 195 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,333 he just rolled in on a bus? 196 00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,583 alone? 197 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,000 i don't believe a mother 198 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,166 would just walk off and leave him. 199 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,667 i'm just repeating what finis said. 200 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,000 finis is full of exhaust. 201 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,333 well... 202 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,709 i don't get people. 203 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,000 like finis saying he's deaf and dumb. 204 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,917 just 'cause he can't hear doesn't mean 205 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,750 his brain's turned off. 206 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:11,250 nothing dumb about that boy. 207 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,667 people. i think... 208 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,709 well, people just 209 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,208 don't know any better. 210 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,709 looks sharp as a tack to me. 211 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,000 yeah, he seemed to be expecting someone-- 212 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,750 hey, royal. i don't know. 213 00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:22,709 miss lucille. 214 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:25,250 well, he doesn't look like he's on the run. 215 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,291 hey, you're not on the run, are you? 216 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:30,667 could you sign here? 217 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,792 my autograph. 218 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,333 thank you. 219 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:34,709 mm-hmm. 220 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,667 i think you better call harvey. 221 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:38,709 the police? 222 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:41,208 oh, i'm not going to call harvey. 223 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,875 his answer to everything is call someone else. 224 00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,667 the fire department, the highway patrol, whoever. 225 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:47,875 well, i mean, maybe 226 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,333 somebody's reported him 227 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,000 missing or something? 228 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,709 oh, i think a relative 229 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,875 will come looking for him, you know? 230 00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:56,709 and you know, we keep a lookout 231 00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:59,792 and his mom may come rolling in on the next bus. 232 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,417 i know what you are thinking. 233 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,417 oh, now, why don't you just hang out a sign? 234 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,417 "i know everything." 235 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,792 you know, sometimes you are an open book, norm. 236 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,000 oh, now, lucille... 237 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,709 he's not a stray cat, for pete's sake. 238 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,709 you've got to do more than just 239 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,792 put down a, a, a saucer of milk. 240 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:17,625 can a fella get a refill? 241 00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:20,458 kids have school, clothes, chicken pox... 242 00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:22,083 i'm sorry i okayed the lease... 243 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,750 you haven't the slightest... 244 00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,375 ...on this ptomaine factory. 245 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:26,417 norman. 246 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,625 i'm not go... 247 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,458 i'm not going to scare him off. 248 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,875 in case somebody comes looking for him. 249 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,333 well, maybe somebody is looking for him. 250 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:41,333 if you were looking for a kid, who would you call first? 251 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,959 all right, i'll give... 252 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,375 harvey. 253 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,750 a jingle. 254 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:57,583 is he simple? 255 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,583 woman honey, what do you think? 256 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,083 all right. 257 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,458 come on, now, young fellow. 258 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,625 speak up. 259 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,250 i got better things to do. 260 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,709 harvey, he's deaf, i told you that. 261 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:11,750 how do i know he ain't just being contrary? 262 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,709 you hear me, boy? 263 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:16,125 oh, harvey, he can't hear you. 264 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,750 when you're deaf, you can't hear. 265 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,125 i'm an investigator. 266 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,250 i need to get to the bottom of this. 267 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,458 harvey, i understand that 268 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,208 but you can't ask somebody 269 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:26,500 who can't hear you... 270 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,834 you're testing my patience, young fellow. 271 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:32,083 i'd advise you not to try to make a fool of the law 272 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,083 you hear? 273 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,625 wait up, tolliver. 274 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,291 tolliver. 275 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,333 tallasse? 276 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,125 he can't hear you. 277 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:44,208 maybe he's just shy, jenkins. 278 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:46,625 lucy and i talked to him for an hour 279 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,125 asked him questions, he would not respond. 280 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,000 is he talking to you? 281 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,458 no, but i'm looking real close 282 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:55,291 and this looks like a boy who can talk. 283 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,083 but i said he was deaf. 284 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,458 will you just find out? 285 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,625 where do you come from, boy? 286 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:04,834 don't ask him. 287 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,834 well, if i don't ask him 288 00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:07,917 who am i supposed to ask? 289 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:11,166 but what i'm saying is how do you know he's deaf? 290 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,166 this isn't getting us anywhere. 291 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,667 how are they going to prove that he's not deaf? 292 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,792 i feel like he can talk. 293 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,458 how can you tell? 294 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:20,834 i said he's deaf, not blind. 295 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,709 well, i understand... 296 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,458 harvey, not the gun! 297 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,917 tolliver tynan! 298 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,208 now you just get in and sit down. 299 00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,834 that was a beautiful service 300 00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,333 for mr. tynan, ma'am. 301 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,500 been thinking about it all weekend. 302 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:03,792 he was a fine, fine man. 303 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,250 yes, well, the lord giveth 304 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,667 and the lord taketh away. 305 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,208 ain't that the truth. 306 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,917 herbert, drive on. 307 00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,542 okay, so he's deaf and dumb. 308 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,625 what am i supposed to do about it? 309 00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:21,208 thanks for the pie, lucille. 310 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,333 uh-huh. 311 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,375 they got places to handle that. 312 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,291 oh. 313 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,291 well. 314 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:39,291 now then. 315 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,917 well, so, here we are, right? 316 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,250 right. 317 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,750 well, you just stay planted there 318 00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,917 in case somebody comes along for you. 319 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,291 boy fit and smart like you 320 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,250 somebody's going to come for you. 321 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:02,750 of course there's another possibility, just come to me. 322 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,500 maybe somebody sent you out here 323 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,417 because they thought i had a place for you. 324 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,583 you think that maybe that's it? 325 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,667 no, that ain't it. 326 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,500 he isn't here 327 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,750 by divine intervention. 328 00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:14,792 both of you better 329 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,333 hope somebody does show up 330 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:17,333 because this is 331 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,792 the world's poorest excuse 332 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,667 for an orphanage. 333 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,625 pay no attention. 334 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:26,542 you heard her in there 335 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,625 call herself "your aunt lucille"? 336 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,375 well, uh, i mean... 337 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,000 you didn't hear, of course 338 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,792 but that was her talking. 339 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,750 she's all mush. 340 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,875 she took to you, i can tell. 341 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,000 so, uh... 342 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:55,542 you just sit here and keep an eye peeled. 343 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:11,333 oh, it's so good to see you! 344 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,291 oh! 345 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,709 charlie, you get bob to give you a ride home. 346 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:57,959 all right. 347 00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:02,583 mosquitoes are going to carry you off 348 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:05,166 if you continue to camp out here. 349 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,834 oh, boy. 350 00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:11,500 doesn't look like it's going to happen, does it? 351 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,750 hey. 352 00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:16,792 hey, you. 353 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:19,125 sleepy, huh? 354 00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:23,083 a fellow can just keep his eyes open so long, huh? 355 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,792 i got a cot i keep out back. 356 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,000 you can stay the night anyway. 357 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,417 if somebody doesn't come and pick you up tomorrow 358 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,625 i'd be lying if i told you i know what will happen. 359 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,041 i don't. 360 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:42,792 come on, hey. 361 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:43,625 let's go. 362 00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:49,959 well, here you go, young fellow. 363 00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:51,125 there's your cot. 364 00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:56,041 careful you don't trip over anything now. 365 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,917 look around and get familiar. 366 00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:01,208 now this sink's 367 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:04,458 got a bit of a drip in it. 368 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,959 but i guess that won't bother you. 369 00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:09,709 this is a clean shirt. 370 00:24:09,792 --> 00:24:12,625 you can wear this as a nightgown. 371 00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:16,792 and get out of those clothes before they stick to you. 372 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:19,083 ah, i got something for you. 373 00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:22,500 fig delights for you. 374 00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:24,083 this is one of my favorites. 375 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,875 new, fresh package for you 376 00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:29,208 in case you get hungry during the night. 377 00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,500 just take one of those. 378 00:24:34,959 --> 00:24:36,542 over here, the light. 379 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:37,583 see that? 380 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:38,625 switch? 381 00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:40,750 okay? 382 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,458 and that's about it, i guess. 383 00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:49,834 okay. 384 00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:53,542 well, i can't think of anything else. 385 00:24:57,542 --> 00:25:00,208 well, i hope tomorrow looks a whole lot better 386 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,542 for you, young fellow. 387 00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:05,625 good night. 388 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:21,208 you might wonder how i felt that night 389 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,750 belonging nowhere and to no one. 390 00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:25,917 all in all, i hadn't done bad. 391 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,917 not every day a pretty girl takes your side 392 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,083 and pounds out her big brother. 393 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:34,083 but down deep, i had a pretty firm feeling 394 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,875 that i would never see my mother again. 395 00:25:36,959 --> 00:25:38,750 i didn't know why, exactly 396 00:25:38,834 --> 00:25:41,041 except that we were pretty close 397 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:44,667 and the connection that we had was gone. 398 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,875 but somehow i felt okay. 399 00:25:46,959 --> 00:25:50,166 maybe it was because i knew for sure 400 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,291 i was going to wake up the next day 401 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:56,625 and keep right on pretending like i couldn't hear or speak. 402 00:25:56,709 --> 00:26:00,041 i must have figured that it was like some kind of armor 403 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,875 shielding me from something i didn't want to think about. 404 00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:06,083 at least not right then, anyway. 405 00:27:37,959 --> 00:27:40,125 it's funny how time goes by. 406 00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:43,000 a whole lot of time, even. 407 00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:47,291 the country was changing. 408 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,959 even barrington was adjusting in its own way 409 00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:54,000 which was slowly, and not all at once. 410 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:07,208 i still lived rent-free in the back of the bus station 411 00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:10,375 thanks to norm jenkins, who still managed the place 412 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:13,959 and had stayed on a couple of years past his retirement. 413 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:16,458 all this time, living in a bus station? 414 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:18,583 "how awful," some folks might say. 415 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:20,542 but i look at what some of them 416 00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:22,542 have been doing with their lives 417 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,417 and i wouldn't change places. 418 00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:33,709 nice meeting you. 419 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:36,166 norm jenkins took off every saturday 420 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,959 on what lucille called his secret fishing expeditions. 421 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:44,667 on this particular day, in the spring of 1965 422 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:48,000 he acted different when he came back. 423 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:52,125 at least it sure appeared that way to me at the time. 424 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:58,000 the one person who had changed was tallasse tynan 425 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:01,959 that pretty girl who punched out her brother, tolliver. 426 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:05,000 she'd given me my first and only valentine. 427 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:08,083 then, a few years ago, she'd gone off to college 428 00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:10,041 and hardly ever came back. 429 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:13,500 man on he's held that family in an iron fist for 15 years 430 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,000 and the whole town. 431 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:17,667 you look like you need a refill, merle. 432 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,000 i could use it. 433 00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:20,041 hi, sammy. 434 00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:24,041 uh... the toaster... 435 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,166 is on the fritz again. 436 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:29,667 well, right off, if you've been listening 437 00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,542 you know that i'm three parts fraud. 438 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,709 but i'm one part handyman. 439 00:29:34,792 --> 00:29:37,667 and the best there is in barrington. 440 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:40,458 or so norm jenkins likes to say. 441 00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:41,667 morning, merle. 442 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:43,041 miss lucille! 443 00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,000 tolliver. 444 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,375 guess who? 445 00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:49,083 hey, dum-dum. 446 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,083 forget that old thing. 447 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:55,083 these first. 448 00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:56,542 here's number one. 449 00:29:56,625 --> 00:30:01,583 in the hallway... outside... the minister's office 450 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:07,166 the baseboard needs replacing and painting. 451 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,083 number two... two... two. 452 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:12,500 mother dear... mother dear... would like you 453 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:15,583 to wash the patio furniture 454 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:19,041 and trim the driveway hedge. 455 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:20,250 and three... 456 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:22,041 hey, look at me. 457 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:26,208 as a little commission you owe me for this... 458 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,583 act of welfare 459 00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:29,583 you can wash my car. 460 00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:34,750 hey, get the whitewalls this time... dum-dum. 461 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:39,250 good morning, miss beatrice... 462 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:43,125 tolliver tynan's daddy died rich, but he didn't die dumb. 463 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:46,250 he left all his estate in a trust to his widow 464 00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:49,834 to be disbursed to his children only upon her death. 465 00:30:49,917 --> 00:30:53,583 and the allowance that she gave tolliver was piddling 466 00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:55,583 which rankled him to no end. 467 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:57,583 boy, i wish sammy 468 00:30:57,667 --> 00:31:02,625 would just beat the pulp out of him one day. 469 00:31:02,709 --> 00:31:07,125 oh, sammy will have his day, don't you worry. 470 00:31:55,542 --> 00:31:57,834 you want a ride? 471 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,792 where to? 472 00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:11,542 hey! 473 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,208 thacker! 474 00:32:13,291 --> 00:32:15,792 you're a menace on the streets. 475 00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:17,792 you could have hit me. 476 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:20,208 i decided against it, mr. tynan. 477 00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:22,583 don't get smart with me, archibald thacker. 478 00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:25,583 why can't you can't haul this junk on the side streets? 479 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:28,834 you're a blot on the beauty of downtown barrington. 480 00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:33,250 oh, yeah, beautiful downtown barrington. 481 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:35,625 waste of breath talking to you. 482 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,291 i've tried for years 483 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:42,834 to find something to like about that boy. 484 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:43,917 no luck so far. 485 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,750 tynan's place, huh? 486 00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:48,166 okay, i'll get you there. climb on back. 487 00:32:51,959 --> 00:32:54,250 young man: you sound like dad. 488 00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,250 "i am not a risk-taker. 489 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:58,417 a.b.c.-- always be cautious." 490 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,208 you had baxton economics, i had brown. 491 00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:03,709 i heard he was once a pit boss in vegas. 492 00:33:03,792 --> 00:33:04,959 so there you are. 493 00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:07,458 look, do you want financial experience 494 00:33:07,542 --> 00:33:08,959 running your portfolio 495 00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:10,542 or do you bet the store 496 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:13,333 on some theoretical nobel-winner from harvard? 497 00:33:13,417 --> 00:33:17,250 "don't bandy the name harvard around, son. 498 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:18,750 it's bad for our image." 499 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,834 where is dad taking all this stuff? 500 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,291 wedding presents for montgomery's new bride. 501 00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:33,500 archibald thacker, a widower with four sons 502 00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:35,500 had become wealthy over the years 503 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,542 hauling junk and cleaning up after other people. 504 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,333 he had two businesses set up 505 00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:42,709 in the name of a white atlanta lawyer. 506 00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,959 people thought he was just eking by. 507 00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:46,333 but what they didn't see 508 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:49,291 was him eking in and out of atlanta banks 509 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:50,917 for the last 20 years. 510 00:33:52,792 --> 00:33:54,250 stop that! are you crazy? 511 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:55,417 good morning, rachel. 512 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,542 my goodness, you get prettier by the day. 513 00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:58,625 father thacker... 514 00:33:58,709 --> 00:34:00,458 now, now, daughter, not to worry. 515 00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:02,750 what do you call this? 516 00:34:02,834 --> 00:34:05,041 you're not accustomed to our landscaping. 517 00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:06,333 landscaping?! 518 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:09,291 now, montgomery should have told you. 519 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,542 when you are our color 520 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:12,291 in this part of our great nation 521 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:15,333 the key to getting rich is to appear happily poor. 522 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:17,625 just blend in and bide your time. 523 00:34:17,709 --> 00:34:19,709 look upon these items as stepping stones. 524 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,417 rachel, rachel... wait a minute. 525 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:22,667 this is not so bad. 526 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:25,000 people pay good money for some of this stuff. 527 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,417 we could actually use this. 528 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,500 it actually blends in 529 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:29,333 with the rest of the neighborhood. 530 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:30,458 so, just relax. 531 00:34:30,542 --> 00:34:32,542 the fact is, he and his boys 532 00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:36,500 had a third and even more profitable business which... 533 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:39,041 well, let's just say it paid a whole lot better 534 00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:41,792 than washing mrs. tynan's patio furniture. 535 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:48,792 well, you certainly took your time getting here. 536 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:52,041 taking advantage of your handicap 537 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:54,041 won't get you anywhere with me. 538 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,750 you'll get paid what's on the slip 539 00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:58,959 no matter how long you dawdle. 540 00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:00,333 gail? 541 00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:02,083 mother, why do you insist 542 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,375 on berating poor sammy 543 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:05,333 when you know he can't hear you? 544 00:35:05,417 --> 00:35:06,166 on top of that 545 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,333 you certainly don't need the practice. 546 00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,959 mrs. every time you come home for a visit 547 00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:13,041 you show less respect for your mother. 548 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:16,333 watch your blood pressure now. 549 00:35:16,417 --> 00:35:19,542 as i mentioned, tallasse tynan had gone away 550 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:22,375 up to some college in new york 551 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:25,917 and this was the first time she'd been back in some while. 552 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:38,375 i knew i was a fool to be taking a chance 553 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:40,625 but i couldn't help myself. 554 00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:45,667 i was drawn to that tune she was playing 555 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:47,667 and i just had to listen. 556 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,041 mrs. must you play that? 557 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:27,709 you know i hate that sentimental tune. 558 00:36:27,792 --> 00:36:30,041 sorry, it just came back to me. 559 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:32,083 you know, this is the first piece 560 00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:34,125 daddy ever asked me to learn. 561 00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:36,041 his face would light up. 562 00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:38,041 still see him standing there. 563 00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,208 i want you to do something for me 564 00:36:40,291 --> 00:36:42,208 if it's not asking too much. 565 00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:43,709 of course. 566 00:36:43,792 --> 00:36:46,041 the new minister will be staying here 567 00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,375 until the parish renovation 568 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:48,583 is completed 569 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,125 if the committee approves, which your brother will see to. 570 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:53,625 who is it this time? 571 00:36:53,709 --> 00:36:54,583 he is the top graduate 572 00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:57,417 from the barrington seminary, of course. 573 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:01,083 you know, barrington church always gets the top graduate. 574 00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:02,500 tops at barrington seminary-- 575 00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:05,083 that's like being first in the slow lane. 576 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,041 we can do without that kind of attitude 577 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,750 while he's here, thank you. 578 00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:10,583 his name is perry ray pruitt. 579 00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:11,750 you be civil to him. 580 00:37:11,834 --> 00:37:13,583 it's our privilege and our duty. 581 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:15,250 well, i certainly will try. 582 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,125 i want you to go and pick him up 583 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,083 after the meeting. 584 00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:19,208 take sammy with you. 585 00:37:19,291 --> 00:37:21,166 tolliver has work for him at church. 586 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,750 and make sure sammy sits in back. 587 00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:26,125 i don't want people to see him sitting up front with you. 588 00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:29,125 maybe i can tie a rope to him and make him run behind. 589 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,125 i keep thinking 590 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:45,709 of when you first came to town 591 00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:48,125 and tolliver threw that firecracker at you 592 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,125 to prove you were deaf. 593 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:50,583 i guess if you had crutches 594 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:53,792 he would've kicked them to prove you'd fall over. 595 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:56,458 and they make him treasurer of the church. 596 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:59,125 people think if your daddy struck it rich 597 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:00,792 you know how to handle money. 598 00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:02,208 like father, like son. 599 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:03,709 oh, not hardly. 600 00:38:03,792 --> 00:38:06,417 sometimes it's a relief to know i'm adopted. 601 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,750 guess my secret's safe with you. 602 00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:17,458 my daddy was a doll, sammy. 603 00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:21,333 i remember he was a quiet man. 604 00:38:21,417 --> 00:38:23,125 we'd take long walks 605 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,250 and he'd just let me jabber on 606 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,166 just like i'm doing now. 607 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,583 you remind me of him a little. 608 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,125 hey. 609 00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:47,667 so we're going to have a preacher at the house. 610 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:49,792 reverend perry ray pruitt 611 00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:53,792 hand-picked by the one and only tolliver tynan. 612 00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,333 reverend pruitt 613 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,583 the committee has unanimously approved 614 00:38:57,667 --> 00:39:00,875 your appointment as the new pastor of barrington church. 615 00:39:00,959 --> 00:39:03,166 the many affirmations we have received 616 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:06,208 only underline what a privilege it is for all of us 617 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:08,500 that you would consider this position. 618 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:10,875 well, i think that's about it. 619 00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:14,375 your academic record speaks for itself. 620 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,542 would you excuse me? 621 00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:23,417 hey, dum-dum. 622 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,917 for crying out loud! 623 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,166 hey! 624 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,625 shh! 625 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,208 i have a question. 626 00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:42,291 if i might finish, loretta. 627 00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:44,500 i was only going to say... 628 00:39:46,709 --> 00:39:49,291 we'll all be looking forward now 629 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,208 to giving you high marks as a preacher. 630 00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:54,291 the pulpit is the test, right? 631 00:39:54,375 --> 00:39:56,834 the test? 632 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,625 loretta? 633 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:04,625 what? 634 00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:07,917 you had a question. 635 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,917 oh... yes. 636 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,250 i was only going to say 637 00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:16,333 we're, well, we're used to the stability 638 00:40:16,417 --> 00:40:19,875 of a good woman in the parish house. 639 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,291 and you being a bachelor. 640 00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:23,709 do you think 641 00:40:23,792 --> 00:40:24,792 it's appropriate? 642 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:26,959 i think that's neither here nor there. 643 00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:28,625 i am a member of the committee 644 00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:30,667 if i'm not mistaken, rebecca. 645 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,625 no! 646 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,291 i mean, i... 647 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:39,291 i hadn't just thought of up and marrying, i guess 648 00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:41,291 as part of the job. 649 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:44,250 well, i think that speaks very well of you 650 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,333 i think... reverend. 651 00:40:45,417 --> 00:40:48,375 anyway, reverend pruitt... 652 00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:52,291 we have every confidence in you. 653 00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:54,375 and, i'm sure you'll be proud to know 654 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:57,917 you will be the first minister of barrington church... 655 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,959 to initiate the church's large 656 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,959 new baptismal font. 657 00:41:10,375 --> 00:41:12,250 it's a regular lake. 658 00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:16,792 which, being the case 659 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:21,500 i will, with god's help, do my... earnestmost 660 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:25,250 to make this service the very tops. 661 00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:27,041 earnestmost? 662 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:28,625 fine, he'll do just fine. 663 00:41:28,709 --> 00:41:30,417 he'll drown someone in the lake. 664 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:31,500 he's just nervous. 665 00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:33,000 nervous?! 666 00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,375 sammy! 667 00:41:37,792 --> 00:41:39,625 he's perfect, i tell you. 668 00:41:39,709 --> 00:41:43,917 isn't the type to, uh, ponder over financial reports. 669 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,542 reverend driscoll was catching on before he retired. 670 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,041 an act of providence. 671 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:52,375 helping yourself to the church insurance fund 672 00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:54,333 is an act of larceny, not of providence. 673 00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:55,542 hey... 674 00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:59,542 you don't trust me? 675 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,333 why should i? 676 00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:03,834 i don't even trust me. 677 00:42:03,917 --> 00:42:06,625 i'm the one not sending in the premium payments. 678 00:42:06,709 --> 00:42:09,834 you're the one losing it on one bum deal after another. 679 00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:12,083 what are friends for, percy? 680 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:15,041 for sharing a jail cell, maybe. 681 00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:17,041 just relax. we'll put it back with interest. 682 00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:19,083 we've gone 100 years without trouble. 683 00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:22,500 the church is only 87 years old, tolliver. 684 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:25,125 see, we got 13 years' grace period. 685 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:28,917 i am in the insurance business, not the numbers racket. 686 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,875 we've got to pay the premium. 687 00:42:30,959 --> 00:42:33,542 calm down, percy, you worry too much. 688 00:42:57,834 --> 00:43:00,375 thacker i'm not sure about this. 689 00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:02,417 how do you know it will all fit? 690 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:06,417 thacker brother dad's figured it all out. don't worry. 691 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,667 "don't worry." where have i heard that before? 692 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,417 what do you think, abraham? 693 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,500 well... 694 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:15,083 it's the last place i'd look. 695 00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:17,458 timing might be a problem. 696 00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:19,834 "well, if it were done when 'tis done 697 00:43:19,917 --> 00:43:22,583 then 'twere well it were done quickly." 698 00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:24,500 well thought, macbeth. 699 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:29,458 two trash haulers staging shakespeare 700 00:43:29,542 --> 00:43:32,667 at the baptismal font of a prominent church. 701 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,917 it's just a little thing, probably 702 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,458 but it struck me something peculiar was going on here. 703 00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:39,709 wouldn't you say? 704 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,917 "and he said, 'go ye, therefore 705 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,125 "and teach all nations...' 706 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:54,792 "baptizing them 707 00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:56,917 "in the name of the father 708 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,709 "and of the son 709 00:43:58,792 --> 00:44:00,667 "and of the... 710 00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:04,250 holy ghost." 711 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:11,583 okay, then. 712 00:44:13,208 --> 00:44:14,333 anyone? 713 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,291 i mean... 714 00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:21,250 anyone like to come forward and be baptized? 715 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:25,250 anyone at all? 716 00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:27,875 well, i mean anyone 717 00:44:27,959 --> 00:44:30,375 who meets the eligibility rules, that is. 718 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,291 eligibility rules? 719 00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:36,750 what does he think this is, the olympics? 720 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:25,625 you're sammy ayers. 721 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,333 you're... 722 00:45:29,417 --> 00:45:31,583 sort of cut off from people, i hear. 723 00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,500 so am i. 724 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:44,917 reverend pruitt. 725 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:50,709 reverend. 726 00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:53,000 call? 727 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,959 i didn't hear any call. 728 00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:56,458 my folks heard the call 729 00:45:56,542 --> 00:45:58,000 that's who heard it. 730 00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:04,959 you can tell. 731 00:46:05,041 --> 00:46:07,291 you can surely tell. 732 00:46:14,834 --> 00:46:16,250 lord... 733 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:20,041 give me a sign. 734 00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:23,375 please, lord, any sign. 735 00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:25,542 or let me go. 736 00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:29,542 just let me go. 737 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:51,959 hi, sammy. 738 00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:58,417 you want one or two? 739 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,792 four? 740 00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:02,917 it seems like one saturday out of the year 741 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,834 00. 742 00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:06,333 saturday. 743 00:47:06,417 --> 00:47:08,417 saturday, sleep in? 744 00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:13,417 norm won't be in today. 745 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:14,959 he decided to, uh... 746 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,500 take one of his little trips. 747 00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:19,709 you know norm on a saturday. 748 00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:22,667 just goes off. 749 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:24,417 never says where. 750 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:28,083 i don't know what the big secret is. 751 00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:31,417 but, i guess everyone's entitled. 752 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:35,417 still, i don't see why he can't take you along 753 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,667 once in a while. 754 00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:40,583 what's this? 755 00:47:40,667 --> 00:47:43,458 "hang the church bulletin board immediately," huh? 756 00:47:43,542 --> 00:47:45,083 people in this town 757 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:48,583 will not give you a rest, will they? 758 00:47:48,667 --> 00:47:52,875 now, norm figures you've probably done more things 759 00:47:52,959 --> 00:47:56,041 for more people in this town than anyone 760 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,375 since the place was founded. 761 00:48:00,875 --> 00:48:03,542 you were good for norm. 762 00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:04,917 i saw it 763 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,542 when you first came. 764 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,083 i could see 765 00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:11,792 he was going to hang onto you 766 00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:14,458 like his life depended on it. 767 00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:16,500 fresh maple syrup. 768 00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:21,792 i guess when you get right down to it 769 00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:25,375 you could say... we're family. 770 00:48:27,959 --> 00:48:30,417 norm would have retired 771 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,417 and gone fishing a long time ago 772 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,417 if it weren't for you. 773 00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,458 and your aunt lucille. 774 00:48:43,667 --> 00:48:44,709 well... 775 00:48:49,542 --> 00:48:52,166 we found her body laying around here. 776 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:58,583 a fellow was arrested a couple of months later 777 00:48:58,667 --> 00:49:01,166 in georgia on another murder charge. 778 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:04,125 he confessed to this one. 779 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,917 jane doe. 780 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,667 helen ayers. 781 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,208 yeah. 782 00:49:11,291 --> 00:49:15,500 well, maybe now she can have a proper headstone. 783 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:18,208 i guess this is the end of it. 784 00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:21,000 not quite. 785 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:24,000 no... 786 00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:26,458 never is, is it? 787 00:49:27,667 --> 00:49:29,500 got off the bus over there 788 00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:33,208 to stretch her legs, have a drink. 789 00:49:33,291 --> 00:49:36,250 there's some unfinished business at the end of the line. 790 00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:49,375 running around the country 791 00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:52,583 taking photographs when you should be starting a family. 792 00:49:52,667 --> 00:49:55,583 a woman your age and still barren. 793 00:49:55,667 --> 00:49:56,500 luckily. 794 00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:57,750 thank you, gail. 795 00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:03,709 i see we haven't taken our pills this morning. 796 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:05,583 they're not doing me any good. 797 00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:22,041 they should be taken internally. 798 00:50:26,709 --> 00:50:29,709 "oh, sinner, consider the fearful danger 799 00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:32,166 of god's everlasting wrath." 800 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:34,959 uh... worm, worm, worm, worm, worm. 801 00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:36,291 right, right. 802 00:50:36,375 --> 00:50:37,834 "the worms shall not die 803 00:50:37,917 --> 00:50:39,834 neither their fire be quenched." 804 00:50:39,917 --> 00:50:42,542 then, uh, moses... moses. 805 00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,667 "as moses lifted up the serpent..." 806 00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:47,291 and then... what? 807 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:51,583 in the woods, in the wilderness, yes! 808 00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:52,834 even so... 809 00:50:54,709 --> 00:50:57,959 "the son of man be lifted up... 810 00:50:58,041 --> 00:51:00,625 "and whosoever believeth in him... 811 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:02,166 "shall not perish... 812 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:51,625 hallelujah! 813 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:52,875 hallelujah! 814 00:51:52,959 --> 00:51:55,667 ha-lle-lujah! 815 00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:56,375 a sign! 816 00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:57,834 a sign. 817 00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,834 i asked for a sign and here it is! 818 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:02,834 listen to this. 819 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:05,333 listen to what has been put into my hands. 820 00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:06,583 "dickie devil, lead singer 821 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:10,834 "of the top british rock group the weevils proclaimed yesterday 822 00:52:10,917 --> 00:52:13,208 'i am more important than jesus christ.'" 823 00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:15,375 it hurts even to utter those words. 824 00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:17,250 "gold records by the millions 825 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,709 "me and my disciples, the weevils 826 00:52:19,792 --> 00:52:23,667 "are more famous than jesus by far. 827 00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:24,458 "look at our crowds. 828 00:52:24,792 --> 00:52:26,750 "every record we make is a smash. 829 00:52:26,834 --> 00:52:28,959 the world gathers when we walk on stage." 830 00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:30,875 burn them, i say! 831 00:52:30,959 --> 00:52:32,250 oh, he's good. 832 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:33,750 he's very good. 833 00:52:33,834 --> 00:52:37,667 don't you think cremation is a little bit dramatic? 834 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,583 dickie devil. 835 00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:40,917 the devil at last and his wicked weevils. 836 00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:46,917 we'll build a fire... 837 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,166 a giant fire... 838 00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:51,083 and we'll burn his records. 839 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:52,375 those sinful symbols 840 00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:55,375 of lust and blasphemy will go up in flames! 841 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:01,959 bonfire?! 842 00:53:02,041 --> 00:53:03,750 tolliver, i got a second notice 843 00:53:03,834 --> 00:53:04,625 from the underwriters 844 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,917 asking about the church insurance premium. 845 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,792 they want a check, certified, now 846 00:53:08,875 --> 00:53:09,917 or the insurance lapses. 847 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,333 well, just stall them. 848 00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:12,417 the devil's bonfire. 849 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,041 can't you just see it? 850 00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:17,333 cash, tolliver, is what i need to see! 851 00:53:17,417 --> 00:53:18,417 you want to see cash? 852 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:19,417 we're going to have... 853 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,917 good morning, miss lily. 854 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,250 good morning, tolliver. 855 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:25,083 we're going to have crowds like you've never seen. 856 00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:26,750 people want to be 857 00:53:26,834 --> 00:53:29,250 where they've seen the big bonfire rumpus on tv. 858 00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:32,125 the collection baskets will be spilling over. 859 00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:35,834 i see a bank balance with the zeroes going off the page. 860 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:37,041 listen, please. 861 00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:38,834 we're talking about 862 00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:42,166 eating our meals on trays, tolliver. 863 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:46,500 we're talking about taking showers in groups of 100. 864 00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:47,750 okay, okay, okay. 865 00:53:47,834 --> 00:53:49,250 take it easy, take it easy. 866 00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:51,083 the tynan name is still good 867 00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:52,792 for something in this town. 868 00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:54,250 i'll make some calls. 869 00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:59,458 oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 870 00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:02,166 for pete's sake, hal, you know i'm good for it. 871 00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,750 oh, yeah? well, laugh. 872 00:54:05,834 --> 00:54:07,250 when my inheritance comes in 873 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:09,750 it is worth 100 times your entire business. 874 00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:12,125 boy, am i going to enjoy seeing your face 875 00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:15,834 when everybody in town's riding the gravy train and you're not. 876 00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:21,792 damn! 877 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:34,333 so you're starting to show up on me 878 00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:36,250 when it suits you? huh? 879 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,458 don't be surprised... hey, look at me. 880 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:41,375 don't be surprised if you're not paid on the dot. 881 00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,542 go on, now, before i call the cops. 882 00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:54,250 you're on church property, this is private. 883 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,208 i want to see a priest. 884 00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:57,959 we don't have priests. 885 00:54:58,041 --> 00:54:59,917 i got to talk to a priest. 886 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,834 i've sinned bad. 887 00:55:00,917 --> 00:55:02,500 no, no, out. let's go, go on. 888 00:55:02,583 --> 00:55:03,917 you don't know who i am. 889 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,834 burley masters, highway department. 890 00:55:05,917 --> 00:55:08,375 good-bye, mr. burley, highway department, back to work. 891 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:10,875 no, masters. and they fired me. 892 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:13,792 a little drink and they fired me. 893 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:15,542 but i showed them. 894 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:19,917 i stole the secret plans for the new state highway 895 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,208 where the new interchange, where it's going. 896 00:55:23,291 --> 00:55:24,291 i stole it. 897 00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:25,500 i stol it. 898 00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:26,959 hold it, hold it, hold it. 899 00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,583 happens i screen all confessions. 900 00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:30,542 maybe i can make an appointment. 901 00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:34,083 w-w-well, i stole it out of spite. 902 00:55:34,166 --> 00:55:36,125 i confess. 903 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,959 you can give it back, right? 904 00:55:38,041 --> 00:55:39,458 this is morgan's corner. 905 00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:42,333 this is where the new highway interchange is going? 906 00:55:42,417 --> 00:55:45,041 shh! shh! 907 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:46,583 who knows about this? 908 00:55:46,667 --> 00:55:49,083 well, just the two commissioners and me. 909 00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:50,542 oh, and you. 910 00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:53,083 the new interchange. 911 00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:56,166 200 acres worth a mint. 912 00:55:56,250 --> 00:55:57,625 prime commercial. 913 00:55:57,709 --> 00:55:59,417 but it's safe now, right? 914 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,583 safe with a servant of the church? 915 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:03,500 oh, yes, sir, it's safe indeed. 916 00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:04,917 oh, thank you. 917 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,083 let's discuss this over a beverage, huh? 918 00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:09,583 oh, that would be very nice, thank you. 919 00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:11,583 i guess it was right there and then 920 00:56:11,667 --> 00:56:14,166 seeing that poor man being victimized 921 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,083 by tolliver's selfish ambition 922 00:56:16,166 --> 00:56:18,959 that i knew i had to do something. 923 00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:23,500 i knew i had to find some way to get things straightened out. 924 00:56:32,917 --> 00:56:37,333 tv newscaster: a huge bonfire will be lit on the church grounds 925 00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:38,542 as a church spokesman said 926 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,792 quote, "to destroy the works of dickie devil and his weevils 927 00:56:42,875 --> 00:56:44,500 which have undermined world morals." 928 00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:47,125 ironically, it's been learned exclusively 929 00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:49,083 by our barrington correspondent 930 00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:51,834 that the town's well-known deaf-mute 931 00:56:51,917 --> 00:56:54,834 one sammy ayers, who has obviously never been exposed 932 00:56:54,917 --> 00:56:57,000 to the jarring rock and roll of the group 933 00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:59,792 has been chosen to build and light the giant fire. 934 00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:01,917 in other news, the barrington high... 935 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:03,959 did you know that? 936 00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:04,959 no. 937 00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:08,417 that tolliver tynan thinks 938 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:12,875 he can push sammy around like a trained chimpanzee. 939 00:57:12,959 --> 00:57:15,875 chimp who laughs last, laughs best. 940 00:57:15,959 --> 00:57:16,959 you know, it is useless 941 00:57:17,041 --> 00:57:18,875 trying to talk to you anymore. 942 00:57:18,959 --> 00:57:20,542 doesn't seem to stop you, does it? 943 00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:22,500 oh! what i am saying, i... 944 00:57:25,083 --> 00:57:27,959 i don't like to see sammy made a fool of. 945 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,917 hmm... 946 00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:34,834 you ever wonder what's going through his mind? 947 00:57:34,917 --> 00:57:36,834 mm-hmm. 948 00:57:36,917 --> 00:57:40,166 i got a feeling it's way more than average. 949 00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,291 yeah. 950 00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:52,875 wow. that is a lot of wood, isn't it? 951 00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:55,625 that's the new padre, huh? 952 00:57:56,709 --> 00:57:58,875 yeah, he still can't coax anybody 953 00:57:58,959 --> 00:58:00,166 in the big baptismal font. 954 00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,417 be thankful for small blessings, boys. 955 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,959 what's he decided to do? 956 00:58:05,041 --> 00:58:06,375 burn somebody at the stake? 957 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,917 how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? 958 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,125 right? 959 00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:28,125 you say you want us 960 00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:30,917 to do the south road run on thursday? 961 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,917 yeah, i have to be in atlanta. 962 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,166 i've represented mr. ayers in a number 963 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:38,125 of modest investments over the years. 964 00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:40,041 solid things, nothing speculative. 965 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:41,500 in the case of this acreage 966 00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:43,917 we'd like to enter a counterbid 967 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,500 to acquire a lease option. 968 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:48,291 well, the owner is, uh, a little cautious-- 969 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,458 in this case. 970 00:58:49,542 --> 00:58:51,166 never having done business 971 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:52,625 with your mr. ayers here. 972 00:58:52,709 --> 00:58:55,083 well, i can vouch for my client's 973 00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:56,583 financial ability to pay. 974 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,583 i don't assume there's a hearing test requirement 975 00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:00,625 for buying property 976 00:59:00,709 --> 00:59:01,959 in this state, hmm? 977 00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:05,959 miss larson, would you see 978 00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:08,709 that we have some coffee served, please? 979 00:59:08,792 --> 00:59:10,959 well, the property in question 980 00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:13,041 wasn't advertised for sale. 981 00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:15,000 and, well, when someone 982 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:17,250 develops a sudden interest in it 983 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:20,041 it's natural for us to wonder why. 984 00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:32,709 i think i need a moment alone 985 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:34,417 with your client. 986 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:36,458 shall we wait outside? 987 00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:50,375 i wondered who it might be. 988 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:51,750 but it makes sense 989 00:59:51,834 --> 00:59:53,375 it's you, sammy ayers. 990 00:59:53,458 --> 00:59:56,375 you must have caught wind of those stolen plans 991 00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,125 when tolliver did, right? 992 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:01,417 i thought so. 993 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:03,125 you know, i figure you and i 994 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:06,041 are the two biggest frauds in barrington. 995 01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:07,917 me with my lawyer front man 996 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,667 and you with your selective senses. 997 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:12,959 all right. 998 01:00:13,041 --> 01:00:16,458 let me, let me guess. 999 01:00:16,542 --> 01:00:19,083 you checked out the property in question 1000 01:00:19,166 --> 01:00:21,417 and you found out that tolliver 1001 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,792 was about to invest in a bottomless swamp. 1002 01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:26,417 now how could that be, you wonder. 1003 01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:29,166 how could those highway plans be so far off? 1004 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,125 well, first off 1005 01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:34,125 burley masters didn't get fired for drinking on the job. 1006 01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:36,125 he got fired for drawing up a map 1007 01:00:36,208 --> 01:00:38,625 that was so far off the engineers' coordinates 1008 01:00:38,709 --> 01:00:40,125 it was in another county. 1009 01:00:41,166 --> 01:00:42,792 as a matter of fact, i own 1010 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:45,792 that 182-acre mosquito swamp-- 1011 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,500 born on it, matter of fact. 1012 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:50,458 so when i found out that there was a second bid 1013 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:53,959 i knew somebody was trying to force tolliver's ante up 1014 01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:56,083 on his lease option. 1015 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:57,417 ain't justice... 1016 01:00:58,542 --> 01:01:00,458 ...sweet sometimes? 1017 01:01:03,542 --> 01:01:04,625 now, then, partner... 1018 01:01:04,709 --> 01:01:07,500 what do you say that, uh... 1019 01:01:08,542 --> 01:01:10,875 lawyer greer calls tolliver... 1020 01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:13,834 and tells him 1021 01:01:13,917 --> 01:01:15,917 that it'll take another... 1022 01:01:22,709 --> 01:01:24,625 more or less? 1023 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:36,166 it's a done deal. 1024 01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:38,208 another offer came in 1025 01:01:38,291 --> 01:01:40,500 but i topped it by $2,000. 1026 01:01:40,583 --> 01:01:42,709 i took a loan from the building fund. 1027 01:01:42,792 --> 01:01:43,875 just temporary. 1028 01:01:43,959 --> 01:01:45,834 cashier's check for ten grand 1029 01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:46,834 is on its way! 1030 01:01:46,917 --> 01:01:48,000 man, oh, man, oh, m... 1031 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:49,083 the building fund? 1032 01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:50,917 we're going to put out the word 1033 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,083 to just a handful of real estate agents 1034 01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:54,834 the big ones, deep pockets only. 1035 01:01:54,917 --> 01:01:56,667 they're going to be on their knees 1036 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:57,917 to buy our lease option 1037 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,083 for a hundred times what we paid for it! 1038 01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:02,667 two hundred would give us a more secure margin. 1039 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:03,667 do i hear three? 1040 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:05,667 i hope. 1041 01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,208 ah, percy, stick with me 1042 01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:08,959 we'll be standing in clover. 1043 01:02:09,041 --> 01:02:10,208 take a look. 1044 01:02:15,083 --> 01:02:19,709 this isn't going to be a highway interchange. 1045 01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:23,125 this is the nothingest nothing i ever seen. 1046 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,750 maybe there's oil under here. 1047 01:02:26,834 --> 01:02:29,000 maybe we are floating on a gusher, percy 1048 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:31,542 and we don't even know it. 1049 01:02:31,625 --> 01:02:34,083 there's no oil under here. 1050 01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:36,917 what we are floating on 1051 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,542 is the church insurance fund... 1052 01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:41,917 the parking lot repaving fund... 1053 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,917 the parish renovation fund 1054 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,750 the organ fund...! 1055 01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:56,250 uh-oh. 1056 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:59,583 deputy myron's up from his nap. 1057 01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:10,667 man over police radio: car five, car five... 1058 01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:13,667 car five, we got a little accident on the corner of... 1059 01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:16,208 evening, myron. 1060 01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:18,041 you know why i pulled you over 1061 01:03:18,125 --> 01:03:19,583 archibald thacker? 1062 01:03:19,667 --> 01:03:21,625 i don't think it was for speeding. 1063 01:03:21,709 --> 01:03:23,291 this rig won't go more than 40. 1064 01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:25,333 y-y-you been dropping bits and pieces 1065 01:03:25,417 --> 01:03:27,166 along the way. 1066 01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:30,083 you're paid to pick up 1067 01:03:30,166 --> 01:03:32,291 not to, to distribute... 1068 01:03:34,709 --> 01:03:37,000 i mean, am i, am i right about that? 1069 01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:41,291 when you're right 1070 01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:43,166 you're right, myron. 1071 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:45,041 what can i say? 1072 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:47,125 i'll tell you what. 1073 01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:49,208 i'm just going to write you a warning 1074 01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:50,291 archibald thacker. 1075 01:03:50,375 --> 01:03:52,333 so's you don't think i'm prejudiced. 1076 01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:54,166 you're a good man, myron. 1077 01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:55,625 never a doubt. 1078 01:03:55,709 --> 01:03:56,625 myron? 1079 01:03:56,709 --> 01:03:57,667 myron, you there? 1080 01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:58,667 listen up. 1081 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,166 the revenue boys say they just passed somebody 1082 01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:02,875 transporting a load of moonshine 1083 01:04:02,959 --> 01:04:04,291 from billy hanson's still. 1084 01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:05,792 could be heading your way. 1085 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:06,834 keep your eye out. 1086 01:04:06,917 --> 01:04:08,166 you boys are in luck. 1087 01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:09,834 i got bigger fish to fry. 1088 01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:11,875 get that rear latch fixed, hear? 1089 01:04:13,709 --> 01:04:16,083 "the quality of moonshine is not strained. 1090 01:04:16,166 --> 01:04:18,709 "it droppeth as a gentle rain from heaven 1091 01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:19,917 for 'tis twice blessed." 1092 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,166 all right, all right. 1093 01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:23,709 one blessing is blessing enough for one night. 1094 01:04:23,792 --> 01:04:24,709 plug that leak 1095 01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:26,375 and let's get on to the church. 1096 01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:28,000 you plug it, you were the one. 1097 01:04:28,083 --> 01:04:29,041 me? you do it. 1098 01:04:42,792 --> 01:04:46,041 oh, here, give me those. 1099 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:48,959 no, no, i don't want you doing my laundry. 1100 01:04:49,041 --> 01:04:51,083 who cares what you don't want? 1101 01:04:51,166 --> 01:04:52,875 that laundry you take them to 1102 01:04:52,959 --> 01:04:55,083 makes a mishmash out of the collars. 1103 01:04:56,667 --> 01:05:00,667 you know, i've been thinking about what you said. 1104 01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:05,375 it's not right them roping sammy into that bonfire circus. 1105 01:05:05,458 --> 01:05:06,500 i'll tell you. 1106 01:05:06,583 --> 01:05:08,959 i'm going to talk to that tynan kid. 1107 01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:10,250 i wouldn't. 1108 01:05:11,083 --> 01:05:12,417 no? 1109 01:05:13,667 --> 01:05:15,917 something you said. 1110 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,458 sammy's his own man. 1111 01:05:18,542 --> 01:05:22,542 we have been bystanders for a long time. 1112 01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:25,834 he's not ours, you know. 1113 01:05:25,917 --> 01:05:27,291 the heck he's not. 1114 01:05:30,834 --> 01:05:32,375 lucille... 1115 01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:33,917 i mean, who has he got? 1116 01:05:37,083 --> 01:05:40,417 i know he's filled a space for you. 1117 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:43,041 just like i have, maybe. 1118 01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:54,458 you don't make sense much of the time. 1119 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:57,375 yes, i do. 1120 01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:59,291 oh... 1121 01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:00,834 i hear things. 1122 01:06:00,917 --> 01:06:03,041 i know you lost a wife and a baby 1123 01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:04,625 to the big flu epidemic 1124 01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:07,083 when you were off in france. 1125 01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:08,375 don't you see? 1126 01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:09,875 i cook and argue with you 1127 01:06:09,959 --> 01:06:12,375 sammy's leaned on you. 1128 01:06:12,458 --> 01:06:16,417 sort of a fill-in family, maybe. 1129 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:22,667 how... how come you never said that before? 1130 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:23,875 what for? 1131 01:06:23,959 --> 01:06:26,375 never take apart a clock that's ticking. 1132 01:06:26,458 --> 01:06:28,417 isn't that what they say? 1133 01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:33,834 32 years. 1134 01:06:33,917 --> 01:06:35,333 33 and a half. 1135 01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:41,333 no starch! 1136 01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:08,458 okay, that's it, roll the hose. 1137 01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:47,750 i learned later 1138 01:07:47,834 --> 01:07:49,959 that archibald thacker occasionally made 1139 01:07:50,041 --> 01:07:51,125 an extra dollar or two 1140 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:54,417 in the frowned-on, but sort of fun-filled business 1141 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:56,458 of trucking moonshine whiskey in bulk 1142 01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:58,667 from stills to wholesalers. 1143 01:08:02,542 --> 01:08:03,792 his delivery schedule 1144 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:06,417 got a little jammed up this particular week 1145 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:10,166 forcing him to find temporary storage in the baptismal font. 1146 01:08:21,041 --> 01:08:22,875 we love the weevils! 1147 01:08:22,959 --> 01:08:24,083 ban the weevils! 1148 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,667 we love the weevils! 1149 01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:27,792 get rid of them! 1150 01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:29,041 we love the weevils! 1151 01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:31,166 ban the weevils! 1152 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:33,250 ban the weevils! 1153 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:37,000 ban the... 1154 01:08:42,166 --> 01:08:44,709 perry ray pruitt's big idea 1155 01:08:44,792 --> 01:08:47,250 had become a runaway bucking bronco. 1156 01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:48,417 he'd been thrown off early 1157 01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:51,458 and hadn't the slightest idea how to get back on. 1158 01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:52,750 protest! 1159 01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:53,792 yeah! 1160 01:08:57,375 --> 01:08:58,917 we love the weevils! 1161 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,792 watching him like that, i felt sorry for him. 1162 01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:03,792 he knew he should have been consumed 1163 01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:08,834 with a burning desire to preach right here and now. 1164 01:09:08,917 --> 01:09:11,417 he also knew he didn't have a clue what to say. 1165 01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:15,417 he couldn't tell the saints from the sinners in this place. 1166 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:19,458 tv announcer: dickie devil and his rock band, the weevils 1167 01:09:19,542 --> 01:09:21,959 will miss the big event in barrington tonight. 1168 01:09:22,041 --> 01:09:23,458 interviewed in sydney, australia 1169 01:09:23,542 --> 01:09:25,041 where the band is on tour 1170 01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:27,500 dickie devil seemed pleased with the uproar 1171 01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:29,125 as he had this to say. 1172 01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:31,834 hold on, patience is a virtue. 1173 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:33,875 oh, i love georgia. 1174 01:09:33,959 --> 01:09:35,875 we did super fab in atlanta! 1175 01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:36,875 hello, loves! 1176 01:09:36,959 --> 01:09:38,291 have one on dickie, eh? 1177 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:39,500 i love you very much. 1178 01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:41,417 he may do super fab in atlanta 1179 01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:43,750 but if the crowd gathering now has its way 1180 01:09:43,834 --> 01:09:45,959 he'll burn in barrington tonight. 1181 01:09:46,041 --> 01:09:47,333 let me get you a spoon. 1182 01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:48,834 on the sports front... 1183 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:49,834 excuse me. 1184 01:09:49,917 --> 01:09:51,125 i'm running out of everything. 1185 01:09:51,542 --> 01:09:54,792 the barrington fire chiefs will host a double-header against... 1186 01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:57,500 it'll help if you turn the tv off. 1187 01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,834 it'll be all right. 1188 01:09:59,917 --> 01:10:00,792 all right, folks! 1189 01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:02,834 everybody's got to finish up. 1190 01:10:02,917 --> 01:10:05,000 we're going to close in ten minutes. 1191 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:08,291 burn the weevils! 1192 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,959 bonfire tonight! 1193 01:10:14,667 --> 01:10:16,041 bonfire tonight! 1194 01:10:16,125 --> 01:10:17,583 get your albums and burn them! 1195 01:10:17,792 --> 01:10:20,875 we should have gone back and gotten it out last night. 1196 01:10:20,959 --> 01:10:23,041 now we'll have to wait till tomorrow. 1197 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:25,041 do you realize what we could make 1198 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:28,000 selling off that load of moonshine to this crowd 1199 01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:29,250 at two bits a glass? 1200 01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:32,375 you have a retail mind, son. 1201 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:35,834 unfortunately, we're in the wholesale end of the business. 1202 01:10:35,917 --> 01:10:39,333 look at this, percy, look. 1203 01:10:39,417 --> 01:10:41,250 that land thing was peanuts. 1204 01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:43,333 this is where the gold is. 1205 01:10:43,417 --> 01:10:44,917 we don't have to go get it. 1206 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,542 they're bringing it to us. 1207 01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,417 i can pick a winner, huh? 1208 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,417 get your hot buttered popcorn! 1209 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:52,834 i think i need something in my stomach. 1210 01:10:52,917 --> 01:10:54,917 my, my, what have we here? 1211 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,875 evening, governor! 1212 01:10:59,667 --> 01:11:00,625 governor, hear that? 1213 01:11:04,041 --> 01:11:05,875 governor. 1214 01:11:07,041 --> 01:11:09,041 ban the weevils! 1215 01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:10,458 ban the weevils! 1216 01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:13,875 it's a wake-up call. 1217 01:11:13,959 --> 01:11:16,208 we love the weevils! 1218 01:11:16,291 --> 01:11:17,625 ban the weevils! 1219 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:22,917 ...wzpz, this is ned clark... 1220 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,542 oh, it's reverend pruitt himself. 1221 01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:26,208 reverend pruitt, please. 1222 01:11:26,291 --> 01:11:28,333 can we get a few words with you here? 1223 01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:30,250 reverend pruitt, i know you must be 1224 01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:31,583 deeply moved by the magnitude 1225 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,417 of this event you've inspired. 1226 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,583 they're going to ruin 1227 01:11:34,667 --> 01:11:36,041 the lawn. 1228 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,542 they got plenty fireworks. 1229 01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:39,041 y'all be careful! 1230 01:11:39,125 --> 01:11:41,625 don't get too close to the bonfire! 1231 01:11:41,709 --> 01:11:42,667 mr. tynan. 1232 01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:44,458 your reaction to all the excitement 1233 01:11:44,542 --> 01:11:46,458 building here. 1234 01:11:46,542 --> 01:11:49,000 i tell you, ned, this is ennobling, inspiring. 1235 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:51,166 i'm proud to be a part of this crusade. 1236 01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:54,291 barrington tonight will send a message to the country-- 1237 01:11:54,375 --> 01:11:55,917 to the world. 1238 01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:03,500 this spot will be long remembered. 1239 01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:06,917 the sin and blasphemy of the likes of dickie devil 1240 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,458 are about to be devoured by fire. 1241 01:12:09,542 --> 01:12:11,417 this is a night of reckoning. 1242 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,875 something to tell your grandchildren. 1243 01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:39,166 get a shot. 1244 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:40,583 quick interview with the guy 1245 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:42,375 that's going to light the bonfire. 1246 01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:43,917 be sure we got the bonfire... 1247 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:44,959 not long now. 1248 01:12:45,041 --> 01:12:46,834 blast-off time almost here. 1249 01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:50,041 i'm standing with the man who will carry the torch over 1250 01:12:50,125 --> 01:12:52,250 and light the devil's bonfire. 1251 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:53,583 sammy is his name. 1252 01:12:53,667 --> 01:12:56,208 sammy, you're a deaf-mute, right? 1253 01:12:56,291 --> 01:12:58,000 and you think that's why 1254 01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:01,000 they chose you for this fiery job, huh? 1255 01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:03,125 sammy, just nod, just nod, sammy. 1256 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,125 it'll be fine. 1257 01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:05,166 excuse me. 1258 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:06,500 why don't you just ask him 1259 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:09,041 if he peels his bananas before he eats them? 1260 01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:10,041 a talker. 1261 01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:11,583 well, and your name is? 1262 01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:12,834 uh, joan of arc. 1263 01:13:12,917 --> 01:13:13,917 i love bonfires. 1264 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,250 oh, i see you have a couple of 1265 01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:17,333 dickie devil records 1266 01:13:17,417 --> 01:13:18,875 for the blaze, no doubt. 1267 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:21,542 no, these are frank sinatra albums of my mother's 1268 01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:23,959 that i've been longing to incinerate. 1269 01:13:24,041 --> 01:13:27,500 that's the story-- world's nuts, 00. 1270 01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:28,875 what? 1271 01:13:28,959 --> 01:13:29,959 cut. 1272 01:13:30,041 --> 01:13:31,834 we should have stuck with the mute. 1273 01:13:31,917 --> 01:13:33,458 yeah? 1274 01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:34,458 you coming? 1275 01:13:34,542 --> 01:13:35,959 i'm coming, i'm coming. 1276 01:13:36,041 --> 01:13:37,917 strike up the band, huh? 1277 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:38,917 it's a party. 1278 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,458 hit it, and... 1279 01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:45,500 come on, reverend 1280 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,959 here we go. 1281 01:13:51,709 --> 01:13:53,166 here you go, reverend. 1282 01:13:55,291 --> 01:13:56,583 take the torch. 1283 01:13:56,667 --> 01:13:58,083 take the torch, reverend. 1284 01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,500 beaver, bring your camera. 1285 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:05,125 he's going to light it! 1286 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:07,208 now, give it to sammy. 1287 01:14:07,291 --> 01:14:08,917 give the torch to sammy. 1288 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,583 give it to sammy, go on. 1289 01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:11,959 give it to sammy. 1290 01:14:12,625 --> 01:14:13,542 take it, sam... 1291 01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:14,542 take the torch. 1292 01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:16,208 it was kind of awful... 1293 01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:17,625 take it. 1294 01:14:17,709 --> 01:14:20,291 i could hear every sour note from the band 1295 01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:22,458 every voice screaming... 1296 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:24,083 sammy, sammy. 1297 01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:27,041 and i was picturing that day over 20 years ago 1298 01:14:27,125 --> 01:14:29,709 when tolliver held the match to a firecracker 1299 01:14:29,792 --> 01:14:32,542 to try to make me jump and talk... 1300 01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,125 come on. 1301 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,500 ...and here i was 1302 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:38,291 lighting his biggest firecracker ever. 1303 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:44,542 well, i just couldn't do it. 1304 01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:48,041 yay! 1305 01:14:50,125 --> 01:14:51,959 oh, there it goes! 1306 01:14:57,083 --> 01:14:58,375 praise jesus! 1307 01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:03,041 oh, sammy, stay back. 1308 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:04,375 sammy will be all right. 1309 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,959 now, don't you worry. 1310 01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:12,500 no! it's mine! 1311 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:48,166 tommy, come back! 1312 01:16:09,542 --> 01:16:12,291 this, this is what we want. 1313 01:16:16,792 --> 01:16:18,458 oh, boy. 1314 01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:23,041 oh, boy. 1315 01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:27,041 no insurance. 1316 01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:30,041 not a nickel. 1317 01:16:30,875 --> 01:16:32,542 get those hoses out now! 1318 01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:43,875 no, no, no! 1319 01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,834 some of my people may be in there. 1320 01:16:45,917 --> 01:16:47,375 oh, please, god, no! 1321 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:50,417 hey, reverend! 1322 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:51,625 come back! 1323 01:16:51,709 --> 01:16:53,500 don't go in there! 1324 01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:56,625 i can't watch this. 1325 01:16:56,709 --> 01:16:58,083 don't! 1326 01:16:58,166 --> 01:17:00,625 sweet jesus 1327 01:17:00,709 --> 01:17:02,083 what's he doing? 1328 01:17:03,542 --> 01:17:04,417 no! 1329 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,500 oh, no! 1330 01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:12,417 no, no, no. 1331 01:17:37,959 --> 01:17:40,291 it was a night to remember. 1332 01:17:40,375 --> 01:17:43,750 perry ray pruitt had finally felt the hand of the almighty. 1333 01:17:43,834 --> 01:17:47,709 but the fallout from the devil's bonfire 1334 01:17:47,792 --> 01:17:49,750 was far from over. 1335 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,875 the reverend perry ray pruitt 1336 01:18:10,959 --> 01:18:14,458 found his true calling that night in the fiery furnace. 1337 01:18:14,542 --> 01:18:16,750 the congregation was inspired 1338 01:18:16,834 --> 01:18:18,875 and flocked to his baptisms 1339 01:18:18,959 --> 01:18:21,250 pledging to rebuild his church 1340 01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:25,166 brick by brick, dollar by dollar. 1341 01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:36,959 the volunteer fire department 1342 01:18:37,041 --> 01:18:38,917 also welcomed him with open arms. 1343 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,750 it just so happened 1344 01:18:40,834 --> 01:18:44,208 they needed a power player for the softball playoffs. 1345 01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:46,250 i want a repeat performance from you. 1346 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,291 good to see you. 1347 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,959 tolliver tynan wasn't so luck. 1348 01:18:52,041 --> 01:18:57,625 he was charged with embezzling church funds for personal gain. 1349 01:18:57,709 --> 01:18:59,583 georgia v. tynan. 1350 01:18:59,667 --> 01:19:04,250 percy queen never really stole a dollar for himself. 1351 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:08,208 so georgia was not v. him for anything. 1352 01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:10,583 as always, tolliver figured 1353 01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:13,917 he had money and influence on his side-- 1354 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:18,000 that he could charm his way out of trouble. 1355 01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:22,625 so, he wasn't exactly counting on what came next. 1356 01:19:22,709 --> 01:19:26,417 all rise. 1357 01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:32,250 please be seated 1358 01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,291 and come to order. 1359 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:39,000 your honor, the state calls its first witness. 1360 01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:43,583 the state calls sammy ayers to the stand. 1361 01:19:47,625 --> 01:19:48,917 he can't talk. 1362 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,250 i know, what's he going to say? 1363 01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:06,417 i don't want any more outbursts in this court. 1364 01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:33,750 do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth 1365 01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:39,208 and nothing but the truth in the matter before this court? 1366 01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:43,041 to my knowledge, it's the only trial 1367 01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:47,125 in the history of american jurisprudence 1368 01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:51,083 that was over in just two spoken words. 1369 01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:53,208 i do. 1370 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:27,542 first it was... it was... 1371 01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:31,792 it was just a way to hide, you know, to protect myself. 1372 01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:33,291 then after a while 1373 01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:37,125 everybody, everybody thought i was, i was deaf 1374 01:21:37,208 --> 01:21:41,750 and they started talking around me like i wasn't there. 1375 01:21:41,834 --> 01:21:45,667 and so i just, i, i, i, i kind of went with it. 1376 01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:50,125 and norm and lucille, they were so nice to me 1377 01:21:50,208 --> 01:21:54,000 and after a while i got in so, uh, deep 1378 01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:59,542 i was afraid it might all go away if i told the truth. 1379 01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:01,208 the funny thing is 1380 01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:04,125 i liked how people trusted me 1381 01:22:04,208 --> 01:22:06,583 how they talked to me. 1382 01:22:06,667 --> 01:22:09,542 i didn't want to hurt anybody. 1383 01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:13,750 the worst thing was back when we first met. 1384 01:22:13,834 --> 01:22:17,333 when tolliver threw the cherry bomb. 1385 01:22:17,417 --> 01:22:21,667 well, ever since then i wanted to tell you. 1386 01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:25,291 tell me what? 1387 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,125 what? 1388 01:22:29,917 --> 01:22:33,083 everything. 1389 01:22:36,041 --> 01:22:39,291 you're not going to quit talking again, are you? 1390 01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:41,208 no, never. 1391 01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:47,875 i just, well, i'm not used to words. 1392 01:22:47,959 --> 01:22:52,709 explaining... how i feel. 1393 01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:59,375 i'm sorry about your mother. 1394 01:22:59,458 --> 01:23:03,709 no, don't be. 1395 01:23:03,792 --> 01:23:05,792 no. 1396 01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:10,333 no, she did what she wanted. 1397 01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:17,500 there are generations of heart problems 1398 01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:18,959 in that family. 1399 01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:20,917 she wouldn't listen. 1400 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:22,417 no doubt about it 1401 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:25,542 she sure was surprised you could talk 1402 01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,458 but it wasn't your fault. 1403 01:23:27,542 --> 01:23:30,959 can i ask you something? 1404 01:23:31,041 --> 01:23:32,500 you remember a while back 1405 01:23:32,583 --> 01:23:34,458 i'd just come home for my visit? 1406 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:37,625 i was playing the piano 1407 01:23:37,709 --> 01:23:40,375 and i thought i saw you listening. 1408 01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:41,625 listening... 1409 01:23:41,709 --> 01:23:44,208 but you had such a strange look on your face. 1410 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:50,959 my mama had a music box. 1411 01:23:51,041 --> 01:23:54,041 it played the same tune 1412 01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:56,542 as you were playing. 1413 01:23:56,625 --> 01:23:58,291 i used to listen to it 1414 01:23:58,375 --> 01:23:59,875 over and over 1415 01:23:59,959 --> 01:24:05,083 when she'd be gone or i was having a bad day. 1416 01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,583 so many years ago. 1417 01:24:08,667 --> 01:24:12,583 you know, that was my father's favorite piece. 1418 01:24:12,667 --> 01:24:14,000 well, that's nice. 1419 01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:17,333 i like having something in common with you. 1420 01:24:27,792 --> 01:24:29,959 so now you're leaving? 1421 01:24:30,041 --> 01:24:31,125 yeah. 1422 01:24:31,208 --> 01:24:32,917 i got my voice. 1423 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,208 it's time. 1424 01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:38,041 i got to go try it out. 1425 01:24:46,083 --> 01:24:47,500 i'll miss you. 1426 01:25:01,291 --> 01:25:02,709 well, all right, here it is. 1427 01:25:02,792 --> 01:25:04,500 you mean you had it all these years 1428 01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:05,709 and you didn't tell anyone? 1429 01:25:05,792 --> 01:25:07,333 well, i had to find out... 1430 01:25:07,417 --> 01:25:08,375 not even me? 1431 01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:09,709 it wasn't the time. 1432 01:25:09,792 --> 01:25:11,125 time for what? 1433 01:25:11,208 --> 01:25:14,333 lucille, i'm trying to tell you. 1434 01:25:14,417 --> 01:25:17,125 first i had to find out what happened to his mother 1435 01:25:17,208 --> 01:25:20,041 and then i had to make sure that nobody 1436 01:25:20,125 --> 01:25:23,041 complicated his situation. 1437 01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:29,083 well, seems to me you're the one who's complicated the situation. 1438 01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:30,625 lucille, that boy heard 1439 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:32,750 everything we said all this time 1440 01:25:32,834 --> 01:25:35,250 and he never spoke. 1441 01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,709 now... i... i... 1442 01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:40,333 i feel... i don't know... 1443 01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:42,417 i feel... 1444 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:44,166 cheated? 1445 01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:46,083 yeah, i guess. 1446 01:25:46,166 --> 01:25:47,375 betrayed? 1447 01:25:47,458 --> 01:25:50,166 yeah. 1448 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:53,083 hurt? 1449 01:25:53,166 --> 01:25:56,375 well, don't you? 1450 01:25:56,458 --> 01:25:58,333 uh, well... 1451 01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:04,166 i just think he must have done what he had to. 1452 01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,125 oh, lucille. 1453 01:26:09,166 --> 01:26:10,500 here he comes. 1454 01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:38,083 i suppose i, uh... 1455 01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:42,125 owe you a... 1456 01:26:42,208 --> 01:26:44,542 big apology. 1457 01:26:44,625 --> 01:26:47,667 an explanation. 1458 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:51,417 some reason for... 1459 01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:55,125 i don't blame you for being mad. 1460 01:26:55,208 --> 01:26:58,083 i'm not mad. 1461 01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:07,208 i'm sorry, lucille. 1462 01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:08,500 it's just, well... 1463 01:27:08,583 --> 01:27:11,333 everybody got used to me being the way that i was 1464 01:27:11,417 --> 01:27:13,792 and, well, you needed someone to listen to 1465 01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:15,834 and norm needed someone to listen to him 1466 01:27:15,917 --> 01:27:18,500 and see, everybody needed somebody to listen to him 1467 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:21,166 and well, the years went by and time passed 1468 01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:22,500 and i just kept listening. 1469 01:27:22,583 --> 01:27:24,458 and i didn't want to hurt anybody. 1470 01:27:24,542 --> 01:27:25,750 i certainly didn't... 1471 01:27:25,834 --> 01:27:27,166 norm jenkins 1472 01:27:27,250 --> 01:27:30,125 you get back in here and explain this suitcase. 1473 01:27:33,959 --> 01:27:37,667 where'd that come from? 1474 01:27:50,792 --> 01:27:53,625 judge, may i say something 1475 01:27:53,709 --> 01:27:56,208 on behalf of my client? 1476 01:27:56,291 --> 01:27:57,583 no. 1477 01:27:57,667 --> 01:28:02,875 this is a sad day for me, tolliver. 1478 01:28:02,959 --> 01:28:05,542 i must inform you that i am 1479 01:28:05,625 --> 01:28:07,875 sentencing you to two years in state prison 1480 01:28:07,959 --> 01:28:11,375 for the embezzlement of church funds. 1481 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:15,667 i say sad 'cause i knew your father. 1482 01:28:15,750 --> 01:28:17,709 i used to fish with him. 1483 01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:20,333 a finer man never cast a fly. 1484 01:28:20,417 --> 01:28:23,834 hey, judge neely... 1485 01:28:23,917 --> 01:28:25,792 that's what you're here for, right? 1486 01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:28,291 now, i figure with time off for good behavior 1487 01:28:28,375 --> 01:28:30,250 i can do it standing on one foot 1488 01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:30,959 no time at all. 1489 01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:32,458 i'll be off and running. 1490 01:28:32,542 --> 01:28:33,625 a better man for it. 1491 01:28:33,709 --> 01:28:35,709 let me finish, if you please, tolliver. 1492 01:28:35,792 --> 01:28:37,250 your father's ironclad will 1493 01:28:37,333 --> 01:28:41,250 left all of his estate upon the death of mrs. tynan 1494 01:28:41,333 --> 01:28:42,792 to his eldest son. 1495 01:28:42,959 --> 01:28:45,917 that's me, judge, and my sister, tallasse, can't challenge that. 1496 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:46,959 she's adopted. 1497 01:28:47,041 --> 01:28:48,709 we've known that for years. 1498 01:28:48,792 --> 01:28:50,583 heck, i'm the one who told her. 1499 01:28:50,667 --> 01:28:52,458 that's very impressive, mr. tynan 1500 01:28:52,542 --> 01:28:55,375 but now let me tell you a thing or two. 1501 01:28:55,458 --> 01:29:00,333 the eldest son is the key here. 1502 01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:02,458 and among these documents 1503 01:29:02,542 --> 01:29:06,834 sworn to and verified by your father before his death 1504 01:29:06,917 --> 01:29:12,792 is this notarized letter dated a year before he died. 1505 01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:14,917 i'd like to read it 1506 01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,291 because it sounds exactly like 1507 01:29:17,375 --> 01:29:19,250 the alfred tynan i knew. 1508 01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:21,333 this here part's the meat of it. 1509 01:29:21,417 --> 01:29:22,333 "i have met the lad 1510 01:29:22,709 --> 01:29:26,250 "and recognized him to be in my own true image. 1511 01:29:26,333 --> 01:29:32,458 "blue of eyes, wide of brow, bold of chin 1512 01:29:32,542 --> 01:29:34,583 "warm spirit. 1513 01:29:34,667 --> 01:29:37,875 "born to me of the only person 1514 01:29:37,959 --> 01:29:39,959 "who showed me love 1515 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:45,750 "and unselfish commitment. 1516 01:29:45,834 --> 01:29:47,709 her full name being helen ayers." 1517 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,000 now, the eldest son 1518 01:29:54,083 --> 01:29:56,000 born out of wedlock 1519 01:29:56,083 --> 01:29:57,834 to miss helen ayers 1520 01:29:57,917 --> 01:30:00,625 shortly before you were born 1521 01:30:00,709 --> 01:30:02,709 is sammy ayers. 1522 01:30:11,041 --> 01:30:14,959 tolliver... 1523 01:30:15,041 --> 01:30:17,542 this just ain't been your summer. 1524 01:30:40,542 --> 01:30:43,000 well, there you go. 1525 01:30:55,291 --> 01:30:57,542 off and on i'd tell myself 1526 01:30:57,625 --> 01:31:01,083 "norm, you got no right to keep him here." 1527 01:31:01,166 --> 01:31:06,083 and then you looked so helpless 1528 01:31:06,166 --> 01:31:08,834 and i figured... 1529 01:31:08,917 --> 01:31:11,125 a little while longer. 1530 01:31:15,834 --> 01:31:18,333 well, maybe i didn't do it right. 1531 01:31:21,166 --> 01:31:22,834 but i kept thinking 1532 01:31:22,917 --> 01:31:26,125 maybe i owe it to your mother. 1533 01:31:26,208 --> 01:31:29,667 at least i was right about that one. 1534 01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:32,709 i mean, she didn't desert you. 1535 01:31:32,792 --> 01:31:36,834 she was trying to do right by you back then 1536 01:31:36,917 --> 01:31:39,834 and it happened. 1537 01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:45,667 how'd you find her? 1538 01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:47,792 years of saturdays 1539 01:31:47,875 --> 01:31:49,834 riding on bus passes 1540 01:31:49,917 --> 01:31:56,250 back along the route i figured you come. 1541 01:31:59,834 --> 01:32:03,750 i ordered a proper headstone. 1542 01:32:03,834 --> 01:32:08,083 you can go look at it someday. 1543 01:32:09,417 --> 01:32:12,542 if you feel like it. 1544 01:32:17,458 --> 01:32:20,750 you know, from time to time 1545 01:32:20,834 --> 01:32:26,500 i've thought if ever i could pick out a father... 1546 01:32:28,875 --> 01:32:31,417 it might be somebody pretty close 1547 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:33,875 to being like you. 1548 01:32:36,792 --> 01:32:40,750 not exactly, but close. 1549 01:32:47,291 --> 01:32:50,625 oh, sammy. 1550 01:32:53,583 --> 01:32:54,792 in all my years 1551 01:32:55,208 --> 01:32:58,875 i don't recall anybody ever saying anything that nice to me. 1552 01:33:05,709 --> 01:33:09,959 now, why don't you go on and get out of here. 1553 01:33:17,834 --> 01:33:20,583 oh, i... 1554 01:33:22,166 --> 01:33:23,625 now get. 1555 01:33:33,041 --> 01:33:35,959 well, i guess i'll just get. 1556 01:33:56,583 --> 01:33:58,917 i gave a lot of the money away. 1557 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:03,208 norm and aunt lucille would never have to worry a day. 1558 01:34:03,291 --> 01:34:05,000 tallasse could take pictures around the world 1559 01:34:05,083 --> 01:34:06,834 to her heart's content. 1560 01:34:07,667 --> 01:34:11,709 the tynan house would become a home for stray kids. 1561 01:34:12,125 --> 01:34:14,542 as far as tolliver was concerned 1562 01:34:14,625 --> 01:34:17,166 well, i figured i'd lost an enemy 1563 01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:18,792 and gained a brother 1564 01:34:18,875 --> 01:34:20,458 which made me feel an obligation 1565 01:34:20,542 --> 01:34:22,250 to take care of his pocket money 1566 01:34:22,333 --> 01:34:24,542 while he served time. 1567 01:34:55,250 --> 01:34:57,750 st. louis. 1568 01:34:57,834 --> 01:34:59,834 yes, ma'am. 1569 01:35:11,834 --> 01:35:14,959 so what are your plans? 1570 01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:20,542 well, i guess i don't have any at the moment. 1571 01:35:20,625 --> 01:35:24,792 then i got on the right bus. 1572 01:35:31,834 --> 01:35:35,917 i got something i'd like to show you. 100107

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