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Good morning, Southern California.
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51 onthe Pepper and Spice Show.
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Fifteen days till Christmas,
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and we're talkin' aboutwho you want to see onSanta's naughty list.
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Let's see. We've got a tweethere from Jamarco.
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"How about thoseSalvation Army bellringers?"
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Oh, constant clangingin the month of December.
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Shame on you, Jamarco.
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I was just going tosend him a T-shirt.
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Gloria from Pasadenawants to see her husbandAlexon the naughty list.
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Well, tell me, Gloria, what has Alex done...
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to get himself in hot waterwith you and Santa?
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Uh-oh. Sounds like Alexhas been a very naughty boy.
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Now, listen, the naughtylistis a pretty serious thing.
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I mean, you can't just sayyour husband's cheating on you.
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We're gonna needto see some proof.
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Okay, people.On your toes.
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I don't want thisgetting away from us.I want a tight leash onhim.
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For starters, how 'bout a million textmessages on his workphone...
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from Wanda?
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And last night, he comes in at00in the morning,
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and says he was outChristmas shopping.
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In all fairness, I mean,
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most stores do haveholiday extendedhours.
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Ah, come on.Until00 in the morning?
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What about allthose text messages?
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I mean, what can youreally tell aboutsomeonefrom a text message?
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What's this?What are they doing?What's going on?
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Hello, Wanda.I wonder if you mightdo us a small favor.
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For all we know, Wanda could be, like, some shut-in, youknow,
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that needs someoneto talk to.
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And Alex, well, Alex, maybe he's a secretSanta...
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out at all hoursof the night,
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going to orphanagesand shelters.
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Or maybe he'sa complete ...
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Let's get him on thelineand find out.
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No, no, no, no.We don't have clearancefor that. No, no. Hang up.
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Yeah, hello?
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Hi, Alex.
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Yeah, speaking.Who's this?
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Alex, this is Murray, the elf from the NorthPole, calling.
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Okay. Why not?I got nothing better to dothan sit in traffic.
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What can I do for you, Murray?
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As you know, this is the time of the yearwhen we're going over our list,
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and we're checkin' ittwice, and it appears you'reon the naughty list.
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Oh, that's too bad.What did I do, leavethe toilet seat up again?
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Well, I think it's a littlemore serious than that.
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You see, when Santa comesdown your chimney in theweehours of the morning,
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he's bringingdivorce papers!
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Wait a minute.Who is this?
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You happen to knowanyone named Wanda?
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Did my nut-job wifeput you up to this?
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I'm here, you lowlife.
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What's her I.Q., like 60?
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I think you're getting mixed upwith your dress size, honey.
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Now, now. Let's begood, for goodness' sake.
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Hey, you better lawyer up, pal,
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because I'm coming afteryour skinny little lying--
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Unfortunately, that'sallthe time we have today.
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You've been listeningto Pepper and Spicein the Morning.
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And I'd like to givea big shout-out to allthose overpaidfolks...
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who make this show go.
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And remember, ladies, no matter how hotyou might be,
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you can always usea little Pepper in yourlife.
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And I'm gone.
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And we're out.
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-Killed it.-Yes.
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My friends invite me over, butI just can't seem to get there.
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Not yet anyway.Not since Lucille died.
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It's been 19 months.
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I just don't knowwhat to do?
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You know, Ross, it isperfectly normal tofeel...
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intense feelings oflossat Christmas.
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You know, there's thisexpectation of loved onesgetting together,
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and, sadly, your loved one isgone.
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Do you mind if I askhow long you and Lucillewere together?
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Let's see.Got her used in '98.
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But I swapped enginesfour or five years ago.
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Wait. I'm sorry.Was, uh, Lucille a car?
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You kidding?Try a two-ton truck.
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Why? What'd you think shewas?
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You know, on second thought,
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I think 18 monthsis probably plenty oftimeto grieve.
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And if you have friendsstill willingto invite you over,
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I would walk--no, I would probably runthereas fast as I could.
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You're listening toDr. Love in the Morning.
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And we'll be backwith more of yourcallsright after this.
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-I mean---
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Dr. Love.What's your problem?
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Hey. Guy grievinga pickup truck?
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Is thatthe best we got?
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Seriously?
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You expect meto put that on the air?
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No. No. No, sir.A crisis is bad radio,
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which is what you'redescribing right now.
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Call backwhen you got real problems.
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-Would it kill youto be nicer to callers?-What?
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I'm saving themfrom you.
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-Me? What did I do?-You baby them.
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Oh, it's naturalto have feelings of loss.
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Seriously.Give me an hour on the mike, I'll show you how it's done.
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Welcome to the octagon.This is Dr. Tough Love.Get over it! Aah!
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Okay. Okay.So, how 'bout, hands down,
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you are the worstcall screenerin all of radio.
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Better. Yeah.That had some real bite.
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-Did it? Did it hurt?-Felt it right here.
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-You're back on in 10.-Okay.
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-And, uh, Cole wantsto see you after the show.-Wait, what? Why?
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Is it about ratings?
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No, it's our improperworkplace romance.
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How the heck do I know?
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In three, two--
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Greetings. And welcome backto Dr. Love in the Morning.
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I'm doing what I can.Yes, I will talk to them again, for the hundredth time.
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Yeah, sure.
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So I have courtside seatsto the Lakers...
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right next toNicholson.
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Thanks, but I'll pass.
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Come on.You lovebasketball.
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No, actually, I hated it.
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I only went alongto be with you.
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Oh, well, that's perfect.Just come along with methen.
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It was a college thing, sweetie.
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A long time ago.
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Ouch.
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Pepper.In my office, now.
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Do me a favor, and hold him off forme?
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For old times'sake.Thank you.
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Pepper had to scoot.Anything I can help youwith, Mr. Harper?
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Okay. That show-offthinkshe can get away withwhatever he wants.
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Well, this time, not gonna happen.
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Ah, Morris, my man.
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Courtside seatsfor you and the kid.
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Here you go.Just make sure and use 'em.
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Spent a lot of moneyon those.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, it's the leastI can do for my agent, right?
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Pepper, I gave these toyoufor your last birthday.
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And my birthday wishis to bring a little joyto you and your son.
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-Daughter.-That's what I meant.
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Look, where have you beenhiding? I've been lookingfor you all afternoon.
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I've just been laying low, man, till Harper calms down.
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Well, he hasn't, and you've beensuspended.
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What? What are youtalking about?
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Corporate called an hour ago.They are taking you off the airuntil further notice.
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Uh, off the air? No.They-- Why?
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The little stunt youpulledthis morning.
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You know, the naughtylist.Murray the elf.
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Yeah. Dude, that was funny.
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Yeah, well, notto Alex King.
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That's the guy youthrewunder the bus.
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The TV guy.Oh! That was him?
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Alex King, the Kong of BigScreens.
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The station'sbiggest advertiser.
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Okay, okay.So, I'll apologize.
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I'll buy one of thoseplanet-sized TVs of hisfor the staff. We'll begood.
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Alex Kingcan buy and sell you.
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He does not want yourmoney.He wants your headon a stick, man.
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Okay. All right.Maybe we canmake this work.
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Let me try to milkthe controversy.
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I'll stir up somepress.
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You go away for a coupleweeks, come back to evenbigger numbers.
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Couple of weeks? What?Man, are you crazy?
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That's like a million yearsin radio time. Everyone'sgonna think I'm dead.
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Well, that is betterthan actually being dead, which is what Alex Kingwants.
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Okay. What about remotes?
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I'll just keep my nameout there by calling infrom some exotic place...
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like, uh, Tahiti?
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Pepper, I'm suremanagementwants to send youquite a few places,
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but Tahitiis not one of them.
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Here.What's this?
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Airline ticket.Corporate took thelibertyof reassigning you...
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to a sister stationuntil further notice.
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They can do that?
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Read your contract, Pepper.
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They own you.
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You leaveon a red-eye tonight.
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Where the heckis Idyllwild, Colorado?
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Beats me, but, uh, you might want topack your Snuggies.
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--Hey.
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Sandy, come in.Have a seat.
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Uh, do you want wateror something?
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Um, no. No, I'm okay.Thank you.
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Well, let's talkabout your show.
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Okay. Cool.Look, I know whatyou're gonna say.
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The ratings-- theyhaven'tbeen what they should be, and I agree with you,
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but I feel likeif you just give usa little time--
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-Sandy---No one knew who Dr. Laurawasfor, like 15 years.
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-Now she has a huge career.-I'm not canceling your show.
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You're not?
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No.
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You're the best show we have, and you're right-- it takes timeto build an audience.
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But I think I havea way to help.
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Pepper Sterling, one of the hottestradio jocks in L.A.
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This could be big for you.The network that owns usthinks he's gonna be huge.
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That's great for him,
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but unless he'smoving here toWhoville, how does this help us?
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That's exactly what he's doing.And not voluntarily.
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Apparently, he ticked offsome big-shot advertiser,
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so they need to put him onicetill things blow over.
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Mmm. So we getto babysit him.
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Not "we." You.
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Say helloto your new cohost.
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What? No. No.No, no, no, no, no.I don't want a cohost.
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I mean, what does this guyeven know aboutpsychotherapy?
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-Anything?-It doesn't matter.That's your job.
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If he gives usa bump in the ratings, that's what you need.
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Do I have any sayin this?
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Corporate wants topark him here,
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so we're gonna be good soldiersand make the best of it.
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If he bringsa little attentionto the best thing on radio,
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not to mentionthe most beautiful,
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even better.
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Okay. So, when doesthis Pepper Sterlingguyget here?
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Tomorrow morning.
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Tomorrow?
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And I want you to pick himupfrom the airport.
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It'll give you guys a chanceto hang out before the show.
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You owe me so big.
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Fine. What about dinnerat my place?
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Tomorrow nightafter the show?
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How 'bout dinner, no your place?
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You're drivin' me crazy.You know that.
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Well, maybe you shouldcallthat radio shrink.
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I heardshe's really good.
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Final boarding call forflight 371 service to Boulder, gate two.
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Mr. Sterling. Hi.
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Sandra Love.Welcome to Idyllwild.
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Thanks.It's just one bag.
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I-- I think there's beena little misunderstanding.
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You're the car service, right,from the radio station?
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No. Um, I'm your new cohost.Actually, technically, you'remy new cohost, but--
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You know, you're herehelping with my show.
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-Oh, your show?-That's right.
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Okay, look, I--
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I think we got offon the wrong foot.
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Sandy Love.Welcome to Idyllwild.
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I'm guessing it's nota heavy metal show.
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No, no. It's morelike a help line.
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You know, people call inwith problems,
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usually relationship issues, things like that.
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Sounds likea barrel of fun.
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Okay.Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What?
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Look, I'll slum iton your touchy-feelyradio show if I have to,
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but shopping--no way.
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There's only so much tortureI can take.
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Will you relax?I promise it won'tbe painful.
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Come on.
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Oh, hey.
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What do you think?
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I think you lookjust like one of us.
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Yeah, that's whatI'm afraid of.
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Come on. We gota lot of work to do.
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Welcome to yournew place ofemployment.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Here we are.
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KZJJ, 99.6.
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Home of Dr. Lovein the Morning.
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For a minute there,
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I thought you were leadingmeinto a top-secret divisionof the C.I.A.
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Hey. Pepper, I'm Cole, station manager.
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And prisonwarden.
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Oh, come on.
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Cheer up. It's not that bad, once you get used to it.
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You want to give himthe 25-cent tour?
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Sure. Which won't takelongbecause we only haveone studio.
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This is true.
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-Okay.-So--
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Most of our content comesfrom the network feed.
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And any live programming wedohappens right here.
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It's probably not exactlywhat you're used to.
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That's okay.You can't have caviarall the time, right?
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Sometimes you gottatake a step back.
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Way back.Is that a sundial?
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Uh, no, no, no.That's actually my seat.We have you set up righthere.
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Okay.
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Pepper Sterling.
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Pepper Sterling.
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This is Jonah.He's our engineer.He's like a puppy.
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Once he smells you, he'll settle down.
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You, sir, are a god.
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I am such a huge fan.
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You know, I streamevery single oneof your shows,
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and I just want to saythat if it wasn't formy salary,
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I would totally builda shrine to you.
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Thanks.
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Okay. Well, um, it's about show time.
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So, leave you toit.Welcome aboard.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.Okay. Um--
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Hey, if you need anythingat all while you're here, you just come to me, okay?
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And I meananything at all.
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Okay. Great.Have a good show.
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You're awesome, dude.
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Okay. So I know it's hardcoming in cold.
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I took the libertyof putting together someproduction notes for you.
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Look at that.Proper online formand everything.
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Even a little staplein the corner. Cute.
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Well, a disciplinedshowis a good show.
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And a motto too.
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Okay, look,
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I know that youdon't wanna behere.
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Okay, and I'mnot really that
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thrilled to share myshow with you either.
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But I feel likeif we just show eachothera little respect...
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and show my showsome respect,
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that we'll be justfine.
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Respect. Your show.
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Yeah.
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Got it.
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Thank you.
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-Live in 10.-Ha! Hoo! Hah!
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What are youdoing?
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Vocal exercises.
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You know, justlimbering up the cords.
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Uh, live in three.
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-What are you doing?-Old deejay trick. Happy face, happy voice, right?
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No, not happy face.Scary face. You looklike the Joker.
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Hi. Uh, greetings.And welcome to Dr.Lovein the Morning.
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Today we havea very special guest.
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In from our sister stationin Los Angeles, pleasewelcomePepper Sterling.
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Hey there, Idyllwild.You guys ready to getwildand crazy?
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Actually, Pepper, our long-time listenerswill tell you...
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we don't usethe word "crazy"around here...
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because we feel likeit stereotypes peoplewith real issues.
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Okay. Well, how aboutuptight and controlling?
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Good? No good?
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With that, let's takeour first caller.
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Kenny, hi.Where are you calling from?
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Uh, a telephone.
331
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Good answer.What can I help youwith today?
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Uh, this girlin my high school class.
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I kind of want to ask herto the Christmas formal,
334
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but she's sort ofout of my league.
335
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Oh, Kenny, look, it'sdating, it's not football.
336
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There's no leagues.Women don't think likethat.
337
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-Okay.-That's right, Kenny.
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And I flew all the way hereon a magic unicorn.
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Women valuethoughtfulness...
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even more than they dophysical attraction.
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If you want herto go out with you,
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don't just go up to herlockerand ask her out.
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Be brave, you know?Be bold.
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Really sweep heroff her feet.
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All right then.
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Kenny, if I mayoffer my opinion--
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No, you may not.Jonah, who's our nextcaller?
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Uh, that would be no one.
349
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Kenny, I don't know you, but the fact that you'recalling in on thisshow...
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pretty much tells methat you are no George Clooney.
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So I'd say the chancesof you getting rejected...
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fall somewhere betweensure thing and stone-cold lock.
353
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My advice: Take the moneyyou'd blow on a tuxand buy yourself an Xbox.
354
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It'll never leave younor will it ever tell youto share your feelings.
355
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Unless, of course, your feelings are,"Take that!"
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With that brilliantpiece of advice, we'll be rightback.
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Listen here, you overpaid twit.
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I googled you lastnight,
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and despite thousandsof tedious pagesI had to read through,
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I didn't findone redeeming quality.
361
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You're smug and crude,
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and you use people'slivesto get a cheap laugh.
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We don't do that hereon my show, okay?
364
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And that's right.I said it.
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My show. Mine, okay?
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Mine, mine, mine.You got it?
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Or do I need to puta Sticky Note on thatCro-Magnon forehead ofyours?
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What are youlaughing about?
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Are we on the air?
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And we'll beright back, folks.
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I think that went well.
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I promise youthat will never, everhappen again.
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-That's too bad.-And you have every rightto feel like that. I just--
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I'm sorry.What did you say?
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We don't get hard numberstill the end of the week, but based on these,
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you two are a hit.
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We haven't got calls likethisin a long time.
378
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-The phones lit up rightafter your little episode.-That was more of a conniption.
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-Shut up.-Whatever it was, keep doing it.
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People seem to eat it up.
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Yeah, but, Cole, these are all complaints.
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Honestly, love youor loathe you,
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just as longas they keep listening.
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You know what?Maybe she's right.
385
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Maybe this was justa bad idea.
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If I were you, I'd call the network,
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I'd tell them thisis all a disaster,
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send myon the next planeout of here.
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-That's what I would do.Let me call 'em for you.-Nice try.
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You're both adults.Figure it out.
391
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Now if you'll excuse us, Pepper. Sandy and I havea dinner engagement.
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Jonah will take youto your motel.
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I'll pick you up out front.Meet you there.
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--What?
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Grow up.
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Can you believe it?The village idiot in therehas you down for next Christmas.
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I mean, what kind of moronbooks a place a year in advance?
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That's all right.Maybe it's hereon the reservation.
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Look, no, no, no.
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Okay. Look, man.It's no big deal.
401
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We'll just goto another place.
402
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Dude, this isthe only game in town,
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so unless you havesome long-lost cousinhere in Hicksville,
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-you're hosed.-You're kidding.
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I mean, this is Colorado.There's gotta be, like, some ski chalet orsomething.
406
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Absolutely, yeah.Tons of 'em rightupthe road in Aspen.
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-Perfect.-Which is aboutsix hours from here.
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Great.That's just great.
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Despair not, my friend.I got a solution. Comeon.
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Uh-- Oh, man.
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You're gonna lovethis place.
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Uh, there's only one placegood enough for my boy, Pepper Sterling.
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Here we go.
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Welcome to the broadcasters'bachelor pad!
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-Your garage apartment.-No, no, no.
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Combination boudoirand radio museum.
417
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See, uh--
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Oh! You know, one day, you are gonna be upon that wall of fame.
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I just know it.
420
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But you're gonna diefirst.
421
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I'm not kidding aboutthat, by the way.
422
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Look, Jonah, I appreciateyour hospitality,
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but I don't wannaput you out.
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No, no, no, no, no.It will be myhonor, good sir.
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But I do have onequestionfor you-- FM or AM?
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-What?-Firm mattressor air mattress?
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-FM it is.-All right.
428
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,749
Cool. Well, you'reprobably pretty wipedfrom the flight,
429
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so why don't youjust kick back, relax?
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I'm gonna go inside.My mom's heating upsome pigs in ablanket.
431
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And, uh, I'll be right back.
432
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And, uh, Pepper, just so you know,
433
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I'm never washingthat sheet again.
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Ever.
435
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You know, I don't thinkI actually ever have, so--
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Okay.
437
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Hey, Mom!Preheat those piggies, will ya?
438
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Hmm.
439
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Okay. Here you go.
440
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I feel like an idiot.
441
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,133
Well, you lookadorable.
442
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Are you surethis will work?
443
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,263
I mean, what if she already has adateto the Christmas formal?
444
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,641
No, look, Kenny, that's not the point.
445
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It kind of is.
446
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No, the point isfor her to notice you,
447
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for her to wake upand realize...
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that you could bethe greatest guy she's ever metin her whole life.
449
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Santa?
450
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No. You.
451
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Okay, nowstick to the plan.
452
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Go get on that curb,
453
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and keep yourphone close by.
454
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-And here's your hat.-Okay.
455
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You can do this.You're gonna be great.
456
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Right there.
457
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Oh, hold on, hold on.
458
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,235
Hey, Pepper.How was your flight?
459
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It crashedin the Twilight Zone.
460
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,115
Come on.It cannot be that bad.
461
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:13,535
Man, yesterdayI have a hit show, I'm living like a rockstar.
462
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,454
Today I'm a has-been.I'm living in agarage.
463
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,999
It's like I've turnedinto a TV movie, man.
464
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,750
Will you stop beingso melodramatic?
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It hasn't even been24 hours yet.
466
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,545
You gotta fixthis.
467
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,881
If I stay here muchlonger, I'm gonna go crazy.
468
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,301
I'm workin' on it.Oh, and thank youfor regifting those tickets.
469
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:31,678
Yeah. I'm just havinga little pregame cocktail.
470
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,805
Hold on.Somebody wants to say hi.
471
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,852
Hi, Pepper.How's it going?
472
00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,023
Are you kidding me?
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00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,234
Bye.
474
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-Cheers.-He is not happy.
475
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,030
He is not happy.
476
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,505
Rudolph to Big Red.
477
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,381
The goose isapproachingthe oven.
478
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,175
-Do you copy?-What?
479
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:14,304
-No, it means she's on her way.-Why didn't you justtell me that?
480
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,306
Just get moving.
481
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,569
-What are you doing here?-Give it to me straight.
482
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:33,156
Are you really a radiodeejay, or is this just a coverfor your spy gig?
483
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,075
Get in the car.
484
00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:38,745
You gonna tell mewhat's going on?
485
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:41,289
Okay. Rememberthat high school kidwho called into the show?
486
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:44,876
Kenny, that loser you almostgot to humiliate himself? Yeah.
487
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,920
First of all, he's not a loser.
488
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:50,882
And second, he's about to get a datewith the girl of hisdreams.
489
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,177
Please tell meyou did not get involved.
490
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,762
Oh, I shouldn't begetting involved,
491
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,265
but it's okay for youto turn peopleinto a punch line...
492
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,058
and toss them awaywhenever you're done?
493
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,228
We're entertainers.That's what we do. Come on.
494
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:06,731
Ho, ho, ho.Well, if it isn'tlittle Annie Nibough.
495
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:08,650
Hi, Santa.
496
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:10,277
What you gotin the bag?
497
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,154
Oh! Let's take a look.
498
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,449
Must be something in herewith your name on it.
499
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,618
Well, son of a gun.
500
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:21,454
Thank you.
501
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:23,290
They're really pretty.
502
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:29,713
Wait! Uh--
503
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:35,093
Ho-ho-hold on. Almost forgotthe most important part.
504
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:42,642
Well, go on. Open it.
505
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:56,990
Well?
506
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:00,994
Let me think about it.
507
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:16,217
-Ka-boom.-Oh, no.
508
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,511
No. I feel so bad.
509
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:20,347
Oh, hold on.
510
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,557
Wait. Wait, wait. Look.
511
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,017
Hey, Kenny.
512
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,443
-Yes?-Yes.
513
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,028
Yes!
514
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:46,247
Yes! Yes!
515
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,124
Oh, yes!
516
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,377
Sorry.
517
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,587
Oh, they're socute.
518
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:55,048
Yes.
519
00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:02,389
Well, we are coming upon00,
520
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,850
and we have timeto take one more callerbefore we have a littlebreak.
521
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,019
Katrina, you'vebeen holding a while.
522
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,230
What can I help youwithtoday, Katrina?
523
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,692
Hello. You're onwith Dr. Love.
524
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,736
I want to talk to Santa.
525
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,698
Does your mommy knowyou're on the phone?
526
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:24,077
She fell asleep.And she's making funnynoises.
527
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:26,079
She certainlydoes sound asleep.
528
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:29,457
Well, you know, Santadoesn't live here.
529
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:34,963
He's-- He's... moreof a North Pole kind ofguy.
530
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,464
Ho, ho, ho.
531
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:40,385
You know, you'renever gonna believewho just walked in.
532
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,303
-It's him.-Hello, Santa.
533
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,805
It's me, Dex.
534
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:48,351
What? The little dudewith a mother whosnoreslike a chainsaw?
535
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,562
-Yeah!-All right.
536
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,940
Well, I don't have allnight.The reindeers aregettin' restless.
537
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,942
Neigh! Neigh!
538
00:28:56,067 --> 00:29:00,488
Which makes themsound like horses.
539
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:04,409
-Santa?-Well, for goodness' sake, what is it now?
540
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,453
I love you.
541
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,417
And with that, we take our firstbreak.
542
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:15,879
What?
543
00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,006
No snarky comeback?
544
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,300
Don't tell meyou're getting softon me now.
545
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:23,887
With kids, it's different.
546
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:27,932
All right, people. Chop, chop.We got two minutes to checkthe sizes on these things.
547
00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:29,100
What things?
548
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,935
Hello! Costumes!
549
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,688
The client sent them overfor your big publicappearancetonight.
550
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:37,859
No one told meabout a public appearance.That was not cleared withme.
551
00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:40,028
Okay, princess, don't go all diva onme.
552
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,906
You got a hit show.People wanna press theflesh.Now try 'em on.
553
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:46,034
Pepper, you're gonna look greatin this Joseph thing here.
554
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,328
I think you're gonnalook fabulous as Mary.
555
00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:49,496
Yeah?
556
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,872
Okay.
557
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,249
No.
558
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:59,464
This is it.My career is officiallydead.
559
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:02,258
Look, I know that it'sa little goofy, okay?
560
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,636
It's notthe Hollywood Bowl, but,
561
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:06,679
you know, here, this means a lot.
562
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,306
People look forwardto this.
563
00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:11,976
Why don't you justshut your mouth andnotbe cynical for once?
564
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,520
Whatever.
565
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,362
Whoo!
566
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,872
There were shepherdsin the fields, keeping watchover their flock by night.
567
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,333
The angel of the Lordcame upon them,
568
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,544
and the glory of the Lordshone round about them,
569
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,004
and they weresore afraid.
570
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:43,550
Hey, kid, you okay?
571
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:46,052
-What are you doing?He's supposed to be afraid.-Oh.
572
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:47,846
-Pay attention.-Sorry.
573
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,430
Carry on.
574
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:51,891
Unto you was born this day, in the city of David,
575
00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:53,977
a Saviorwhich is Christ the Lord.
576
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,896
And this shall bea sign unto you--
577
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:07,448
I think I know the story.Need some help?
578
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:12,912
And there shalt be a signand ye shall find a babywrapped in swaddlingclothes,
579
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,163
lying in a manger.
580
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:17,083
And suddenly, there was with the angel,
581
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:20,295
a multitudeof heavenly hostspraising God...
582
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,921
and saying--
583
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,007
Think you got itfrom here?
584
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:31,097
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will towards men.
585
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:35,101
Whoo! Yeah!All right!
586
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,438
-Whoo! Good job.-
587
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:44,986
So am I done?
588
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:48,197
Nope. Next you'rethe bartenderat the reception.
589
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,907
Of course.
590
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,410
Hi.
591
00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:53,953
There she is.
592
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:56,456
Well, someone turned outto be the star of theshow.
593
00:31:56,539 --> 00:32:00,543
Nah, she was the star.I just had enough senseto upstage her.
594
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,712
You reallytook me bysurprise.
595
00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:05,173
How did you knowall that stuff?
596
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:08,384
What, you think cynicsdidn't go to Sunday school?
597
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,636
Here.
598
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:13,014
Have someunnaturally green punch.
599
00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:16,809
Yikes. It looks likethe Grinch died inhere.
600
00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:21,689
You're gonna need somethingto wash down...the dough balls with.
601
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,317
-No, thanks.-You don't wantsalmonella?
602
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,779
You know, I actually hadsomething a littlestrongerin mind.
603
00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:28,821
Yeah?
604
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:30,490
Do you thinkyou can handleit?
605
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,367
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.
606
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,910
Come on.
607
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,955
-I gotta admit, you had me fooled.-Oh, yeah? How?
608
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,874
I just didn't thinkyou were thetype...
609
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:42,335
to stash a bottle ofboozein the office.
610
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,505
No. It's way betterthan that.
611
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:48,633
Aw. Decaf tea bags?
612
00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:51,052
No, I put that onto ward off intruders.
613
00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:52,929
A.k.a. Jonah?
614
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:54,514
Look inside.
615
00:32:56,974 --> 00:32:59,644
Ah. Christmas cookies.
616
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:03,064
With red and greensprinkles.My mom makes 'em.
617
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,024
-Try one.-All right.
618
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:13,032
Mmm. Wow.That's really good.
619
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:14,659
-I know.-Oh, my God.
620
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:17,704
-Good, right?-I haven't had anythinglike this since I moved to L.A.
621
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,540
What?What are you talking about?L.A.'s like food heaven.
622
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:24,001
Yeah, with little pastriesmade by some guy namedPierre.
623
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,213
I mean, seriously, there's no way I couldgeta sugar rush like this.
624
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:30,133
-I'd have to eat, like, a thousand of those.-Really?
625
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:33,511
So, how did you make itout there anyway?
626
00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:37,098
Mmm. It's a prettysad story actually.
627
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:40,893
Please.Big six-figure salaryjust for being a goofball?
628
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,895
My heart bleeds for you.
629
00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:45,565
-You should nothave said that.-Why?
630
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,151
'Cause now you'rejust gonna feel badwhen I tell you thestory.
631
00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,570
Yeah, right. Try me.
632
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,405
All right.You asked for it.
633
00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:54,782
So, it's four yearsago,
634
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,660
and I'm like a semesterawayfrom graduating college.
635
00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:00,747
And the whole time I havethis campus radio show, right?
636
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:02,749
Long hours, no pay.
637
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,252
Just me and anotherguydoing all the workbecause we love it.
638
00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:09,922
Except in thiscase, the other guy--
639
00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:11,340
Is a girl.
640
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,968
Is a girl.
641
00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:15,595
Carrie Spicer.
642
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:19,056
Sugar and spiceand everythingnice.
643
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:22,435
Oh! In unspeakableways.
644
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,480
Oh, wait.Too much information.
645
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,648
All right.Moving on.
646
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:31,819
For three years, we spent prettymuchall of our time...
647
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:32,945
in the station,
648
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:35,448
and senior yearrolls around,
649
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,492
and I start making plans.
650
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:42,371
-I buy a ring.-Wait. This is gonna bea heartbreak story?
651
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:45,124
Oh, no, no.I don't wanna heara sad story.
652
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,001
I compensate by overeating.
653
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,461
Too late.You can't chicken out.
654
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,463
-You gotta listento the whole story.-Oh. Okay.
655
00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:54,967
So, I makeelaborate plans...
656
00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:56,302
to ask herto marry me.
657
00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,679
-Stop.-Live and on air.
658
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,598
-What?-Yup.
659
00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:02,266
So the day comes,
660
00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:03,309
she's back in the booth
661
00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,310
when a requestcomes in.
662
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,146
She signals line two.I think she signalsline three.
663
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:11,400
So, I pick up, and there's Carrie...
664
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:14,112
on line three, telling her new guy...
665
00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:16,489
how she plansto leave me.
666
00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:19,367
Yikes.
667
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:20,535
Yeah.
668
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,744
What did you do?
669
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,580
Well, I did what anyseasonedradio professional woulddo.
670
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:28,000
I freaked outand I went off on herlike a raging lunatic.
671
00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:31,170
Did I mentionthe mike was stillhot?
672
00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:34,090
No! Oh, that is not good.
673
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,717
Yup. I managed to losethe love of my life...
674
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:40,638
and get kicked out ofschoolall on the same day.
675
00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:42,056
Want to knowthe worst part?
676
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:43,432
No. Hold on.
677
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,018
Okay. Go.
678
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,479
It was Christmas.
679
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:51,983
That is the saddest storyI've ever heard.
680
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,610
Ah, not really.The rant wentviral.
681
00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:57,989
And I'm animmediateInternet sensation.
682
00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:00,741
And the next thing youknow, I got a six-figuresalary...
683
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,952
for just being--What was itthat you called me?
684
00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:04,537
A goofball?
685
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:05,872
I hate you.
686
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,374
You knowI'm still eating this.Dare me?
687
00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:10,501
It's all yours.
688
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:15,298
Ah! The whole bite.
689
00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:18,009
-That is the biggest biteI've ever seen.-Mmm.
690
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,890
Listen, I've answeredenough questions.
691
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,725
It's your turn.
692
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,560
Fair enough.
693
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:29,228
Fire away.
694
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,480
-Scared.-All right.
695
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,482
So, the wholeDr. Love thing.
696
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,569
Is that real, or is it justa radio deal?
697
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:39,739
Ph.D. in psychologyfrom Northwestern.
698
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,240
Go, big purple.
699
00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:42,950
So you clearlycheated.
700
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,535
I did not.
701
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:48,039
I actually graduatedwith distinction, so--
702
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:51,417
Okay. Well, if you're so smart,
703
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,754
why you hanging outhere with me, freezing in Idyllwild?
704
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:57,298
That is a good question.
705
00:36:57,423 --> 00:37:01,010
Um, I had a practicein Chicago,
706
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:03,429
and then my dad got sick,
707
00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:06,933
so I moved back hereto be with him and my mom.
708
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:10,102
And he diedeight months ago.
709
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,189
Mmm.
710
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:15,358
What?
711
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:19,070
Can we just take it backa few seconds right beforeI shoved my foot in mymouth?
712
00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:21,405
It's fine.
713
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:24,533
-I'm sorry.-Really, no, it's okay.
714
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:28,537
Um, so why don't you justopen up another practice?
715
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:31,624
Because this hereis mountain country, son,
716
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:35,670
and, well, we folks, we don't talk aboutour feelings.
717
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,463
Plus, I don't know.
718
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:40,675
The radio'sbecome my practice.
719
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,426
So what do you makeof me, Doc?
720
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,804
-You?-Yeah.
721
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,389
Ah, you're easy.
722
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,391
Oh, yeah?
723
00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:50,810
Guy who gothis heart broken,
724
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,937
who now hidesbehind a microphone...
725
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:56,065
'cause he's scaredof getting hurt again.
726
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:58,275
Right?
727
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:01,195
Or maybe I'm justbeing cautious.
728
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,865
You know, like mature people do.
729
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:10,830
Well, your time's up.
730
00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,333
This is my car, so--
731
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,669
So, what do Iowe you, Doc?
732
00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:18,963
Oh, you can't affordme.
733
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:22,675
You know you're talkingto the second biggest radio starin Idyllwild, right?
734
00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:25,219
Oh, yeah? Okay.
735
00:38:25,344 --> 00:38:28,180
Well, why don't youmake it snow?
736
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:32,143
Because it's just notthe same around herewithout it.
737
00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:33,894
That's a heck of a co-pay.
738
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,897
I told you, I'm not cheap.
739
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,484
All right. Well, I guessthis is good night.
740
00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:44,655
Um, are you sureyou don't want meto drive you toJonah's?
741
00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:48,117
No, thanks.I've gotta work offall the cookies anyway.
742
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,077
Okay.
743
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:51,746
I'll see you tomorrow.
744
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,248
Drive safe.
745
00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:02,840
Bye.
746
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:16,395
I've asked her whatshe wants for Christmas,
747
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,523
but she just saysshe'll be happy withwhatever I get her.
748
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:22,568
Right. And everybodywho believes that, raise your third hand.
749
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,737
No, I think what Tom'swifeis trying to say...
750
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,447
is that it's thethoughtthat matters.
751
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:27,990
It's notthe gift itself.
752
00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:32,078
Okay. Then why don't youget her a thoughtful setof snow tires...
753
00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:34,830
and watch her light upwhen you roll those babiesinon Christmas morning?
754
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:36,749
I'm sure that Tomis thinking about something
755
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,793
a little more romanticthan snow tires.
756
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:40,920
Right, Tom?
757
00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:42,254
Tom?
758
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:47,802
Well, the radialsare kind of bald.
759
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:51,764
On that note, for callingin, I'm gonna send youa jewelry catalog.
760
00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:53,808
That's all the timewe have for today, guys.
761
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,226
This is Dr. Love.
762
00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:56,268
And I'm Pepper Sterling.
763
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,979
-And we aresigning off.-Signing off.
764
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,944
That's what I'm talkingabout.The banter between you twoneeds to be more like that.
765
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:08,280
The raise your thirdhand?And that jewelry catalogcomeback?
766
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,407
That was priceless.
767
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,826
What is this?Armchair analysis?
768
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,038
Well, there's always roomfor improvement.
769
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:19,125
Football coach dissectsgame film every night, right?
770
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,627
And I dissected a frogin biology class,
771
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,212
but I swore I'd neverdo that again.
772
00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:25,339
All I'm saying is the wayyou two guys started,
773
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,882
I didn't know if thiswas gonna work or not.
774
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:30,886
Well, even someof the best marriagesget off to a rockystart.
775
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:34,598
I mean, not that we'rea couple or anything.
776
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:41,063
Awkward.
777
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,649
Sandy, I ordered someof that takeout you love.
778
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:46,110
It's a nice day.I thought we'd eatout in the square.
779
00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:50,030
Oh, um, yeah.Yeah, sure. Thanks.
780
00:40:50,447 --> 00:40:52,658
I'm such an idiot.Pepper, you wanna joinus?
781
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,201
I can order you something.What do you like?
782
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:55,578
Nah, I can't do that.
783
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,663
Sure you can.Why not?
784
00:40:57,746 --> 00:40:59,915
I made plans alreadyfor lunch.
785
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,877
You made plans?With who?
786
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,713
With your trusty sidekickin there.
787
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:14,013
You know what I thinkaboutevery time I eat oneof these bad boys?
788
00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:15,598
A tripto the emergency room.
789
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:19,852
No.Little Lonny MillsWNKW in Mississippi.
790
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,146
Soul beastof the greatSoutheast.
791
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,481
Oh!Moment of silence, please.
792
00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:27,067
He choked on a hotdog.
793
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:29,278
Dropped dead right inthe middle of his show.
794
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,446
Dude's a legend.
795
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,865
What's going onwith those two?
796
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,367
What, you meandull and duller?
797
00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:37,786
Best evidence yetthat there is, indeed, a god.
798
00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,163
Yeah? How's that?
799
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,498
Well, think aboutit.
800
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:43,292
The two most boringpeoplein the entire world...
801
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:46,629
somehow managedto find each otherin a place like this.
802
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:48,422
I mean, what are theodds?
803
00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:51,217
If that's notdivine manipulation, I don't know what is.
804
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:55,721
I don't know, man.Maybe she's just having a toughtime after her dad died.
805
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:58,015
Maybe she just needsa little bit of funin her life.
806
00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:01,227
Forget it, man.She was bornwithoutthe fun gene.
807
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,562
Oh, dude!I just got the best idea.
808
00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:05,773
Let's blow off workand drive toCanada.
809
00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,316
It's only, like,14 hours.
810
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:10,527
I got a better idea.Let's get backto the hardware store.
811
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,615
How is that betterthan Canada?
812
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,747
I got a callfrom headquartersthis morning.
813
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:24,083
Oh, no. Who are theyunloading on us now?
814
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:26,418
Actually, it was about methis time.
815
00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:29,255
They are consideringmefor a job in Dallas.
816
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:32,216
What? Wow!
817
00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,927
Cole, that's amazing.Congratulations.
818
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:37,137
It's not a sure thing yetand I'm sure they havea lot of candidates,
819
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:40,057
but if it does happen,
820
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,559
I want you to thinkabout coming with me.
821
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,398
Wow. Um--
822
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,111
I don't know what to say.
823
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,570
I believein your talent.
824
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:57,700
Sandy, I think you'd be a hugehitin a market like Dallas.
825
00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,244
And, yes,
826
00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:03,122
the fact of the matter isI would like tokeep seeing you.
827
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,001
I'm just asking youto think about it.
828
00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:29,815
Oh! Margaret!I'm so sorry.
829
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,610
-That's okay.-I'm sorry.
830
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,989
Okay. Sorry.
831
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:41,493
Oh, my gosh.I have not been latelike this since college.
832
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:43,662
It's all right.You still got 15 seconds.
833
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:45,456
Get your feetout of my chair!
834
00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:48,959
All right. Now thatthe queen has arrived, let's make some radiohistory.
835
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:52,004
-Live in five.-Oh, I just gottacatch my breath.
836
00:43:52,087 --> 00:43:55,924
And now, your number onetalk radio show,
837
00:43:56,008 --> 00:44:00,846
Dr. Love in the Mornings, with special guest, Pepper Sterling!
838
00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:03,349
What's going on, Idyllwild?Happy holidays.
839
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,309
We'll get to your callsin a few minutes,
840
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:08,854
but firsthere's a little somethingto get you in the mood.
841
00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:11,357
--Wait. Wait, what?
842
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,443
I got a surprise foryouin your office.
843
00:44:14,526 --> 00:44:16,695
Are you crazy?We can't just walk outon a show.
844
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,947
We can for threeminutesand 17 seconds,
845
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,200
which is exactly howlongthe song lasts.
846
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,619
-Come on.-You know we're notgonna make out.
847
00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:26,330
It's not about thatthis time. Follow me.
848
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,011
Go ahead, open it.
849
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,477
So, what do you think?
850
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,189
You filled my officewith packing peanuts.
851
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:55,526
You said you wanted snow.
852
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,277
Well, now you got snow.
853
00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:01,198
Well, I mean, it is actuallykind of amazing.
854
00:45:02,699 --> 00:45:04,326
You're gonna pay forthat.
855
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:05,994
Hey.
856
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,038
-Oh, my God.-Get back here.
857
00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:21,385
No!
858
00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:48,454
Take a good lookat your face.
859
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,963
See?It's just likesnow.
860
00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:00,132
Yeah.
861
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,762
Let's tie it.
862
00:46:09,683 --> 00:46:12,853
Looks good.
863
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,524
-Oh---The show.
864
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,283
Ah!
865
00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:30,996
And we're back.I'm Dr. Sandra Love--
866
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,874
And I'm college dropoutPepper Sterling.
867
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,501
Jonah, who's our firstcaller?
868
00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:39,171
Up first we have "do that againand I'll crush you both."
869
00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:42,090
Go ahead, caller.You're on with Dr. Love.
870
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,550
Oh, my God.
871
00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:47,471
Well--
872
00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,681
Looks likeyou missed apeanut.
873
00:46:49,806 --> 00:46:51,308
You don't mean snow?
874
00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:52,684
Yeah, I meansnow.
875
00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:55,229
I had fun today.
876
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,815
Yeah, yeah.It was a good show.
877
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,862
All right, well, I'm gonna--I'm gonna go.
878
00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:06,114
All right.
879
00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:08,242
If you're notdoing anything--
880
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,286
Other than rearrangingJonah's sock drawer--nada.
881
00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:14,164
Well, my mom and Iwere gonna go pick outour Christmas tree,
882
00:47:14,289 --> 00:47:16,708
if you wanna come along.
883
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:20,212
Who, me? The overpaidCro-Magnon twit?
884
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,881
We need a littlecaveman muscle.
885
00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:25,384
Any opportunity to showoffthese massive guns.
886
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,636
I'm in. Let's dothis.
887
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,388
Go get in the car.
888
00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:37,896
Hey, do me a favorand be nice to my mom. Okay?
889
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:42,818
It's our first Christmaswithout my Dad, so she's a little fragile.
890
00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:47,281
Yeah, she seems realfragile.
891
00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:50,409
-Katherine Love.Call me Kate.-Hi.
892
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:51,702
-Hi.-I'm Pepper.
893
00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:56,915
-You're that radio guy.I like you. You're spunky.-Yeah, that's me.
894
00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:59,835
I hope you don't mindthat I invited himto come cut a tree with us.
895
00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:02,045
Yeah, that's great.We could use the help.
896
00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:04,131
-You got gloves?-No.
897
00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:06,758
Oh, well, you'll need these.
898
00:48:12,764 --> 00:48:15,934
All right. Be careful.
899
00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:18,770
Let's go cut atree.
900
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:25,444
Aren't you guys freezing?
901
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,571
You're not usedto the cold, huh?
902
00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:30,782
Okay, you guys.Let's pick it up.We're losing light.
903
00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:33,201
So, you killfor your own food too?
904
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:34,620
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
905
00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,789
I got a possum in the oven.Hope you're hungry.
906
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:43,086
Hey, guys. That's it.Right there.
907
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:46,673
Oh, that's pretty.That's a good tree.
908
00:48:46,798 --> 00:48:48,300
Do you approve of this one?
909
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:49,968
It's so shiny.
910
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,762
Yeah. I made it.
911
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,472
It's cute.I like it.
912
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:57,184
-It's pretty colorful.-Thank you.
913
00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:01,813
Hmm.So, what do you think,
914
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:04,983
little snowman thingor baby's first Christmas?
915
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,945
I like both.I say put both.
916
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,239
Yeah? All right.You're the one who'sgotta live with it.
917
00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:12,824
-Pepper?-Yeah.
918
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:15,035
Um, where are youspending Christmas?
919
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,705
I hadn't thought about it.I wasn't sure how longI was gonna be here.
920
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:20,999
Well, if you're stillhere,
921
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,210
we'd love to have youspend it with us.
922
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:24,586
Only if you cook upanother possum.
923
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,505
Only if you cook upanother possum.
924
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:28,590
That thing was incredible.
925
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,009
Little secret--It was brisket.
926
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:32,386
Aw, don't tell me that.
927
00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:36,098
Makes me feel more manlyto think I ate a giant rat.
928
00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:39,142
Okay, what happened here?
929
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:43,438
You know, I love thisone.
930
00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:47,109
I made it in secondgrade.It's a reindeer.
931
00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:49,361
Maybe after he got hitby a truck.
932
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:50,654
What?
933
00:49:50,862 --> 00:49:53,615
All right, we're gonnaput this guy back hereso nobody sees him.
934
00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:55,701
No, that is so mean.He goes in thefront.
935
00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:56,952
No, this is for his owngood.
936
00:49:57,536 --> 00:50:00,372
-This way no one willmake fun of him. Okay?-Stop being so controlling.
937
00:50:00,455 --> 00:50:02,374
Oh, you're calling mecontrolling?
938
00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:03,917
-I mean---Wow.
939
00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:07,003
-Yeah, you're a little---Excuse me, guys.I'll be back in a minute.
940
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,175
I'm gonna go and check on her.I'll be right back, okay?
941
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:13,510
Yeah.
942
00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:23,562
Hey.Mom, what's wrong?
943
00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:25,731
Nothing. Really, I'mgood.
944
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:26,898
I'm so sorry.
945
00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:29,943
I never should havebrought him herewithout asking you first.
946
00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:33,488
Are you kidding me?No, I'm glad that youdid.
947
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,074
It's like spendingChristmaswith your dad.
948
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,702
Mom, Pepperis nothing like Dad.
949
00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:40,912
Who are youkidding?
950
00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:44,916
He is exactly like your dad.No wonder you like him so much.
951
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,252
I never said that I likehim.
952
00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:49,755
You didn't have to.
953
00:50:50,672 --> 00:50:53,759
Okay, Mom, look, he's funnyand he's fun to be around,
954
00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:56,094
but... that's it.
955
00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:59,431
He's not substantial.He's not like Dad.
956
00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:03,018
Trust me, it's nothing serious.
957
00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:05,771
You make your dadsound so serious.
958
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,564
Well, what's wrong withthat?
959
00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:10,901
Nothing, as longas you're not boring.
960
00:51:10,942 --> 00:51:13,111
I don't thinkyou remember,
961
00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:15,614
how silly dad usedto be with us,
962
00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:18,867
and how much he couldmake us laugh.
963
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:24,623
You gotta rememberto have fun and letgo.
964
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,625
Now you sound like Pepper.
965
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,252
Then you shouldlisten to him.
966
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:37,928
Okay, you've got a guest, and I know it's time formeto get lost.
967
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:42,057
Mom. I love you.
968
00:51:55,987 --> 00:51:57,197
Sorry.
969
00:51:57,322 --> 00:51:58,448
Did I upset her?
970
00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:02,702
No. No, on thecontrary.She--
971
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,788
She adores you.
972
00:52:04,871 --> 00:52:06,832
You made her reallyhappy.
973
00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:10,252
And me too.So, thank you.
974
00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:12,546
Well, I havea confession to make.
975
00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:14,339
Oh, no.What did you donow?
976
00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:16,508
-Steal the family silver?-Worse.
977
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:17,217
What?
978
00:52:17,342 --> 00:52:18,301
So, that tree over there?
979
00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:21,805
That's not the only thing Icut down with a chainsaw today.
980
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:24,558
What is it with menand power tools?
981
00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:27,352
You guys, like, turn into little boys.
982
00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:30,647
Little boys that can't stopthinking about little girls.
983
00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:39,114
Are you mad at mefor cutting this down too?
984
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,829
I guess...only if you waste it.
985
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,234
-Hi.-Hey. Looks like I misseda heck of a party.
986
00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:21,239
-Oh, you have no idea.-The prune pudding wasthe bomb diggity.
987
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,491
I can't even get thattasteout of my mouth.
988
00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:25,994
Pepper, can I have youcome to my office for a second?
989
00:53:26,077 --> 00:53:28,246
Just come on inand close the door.
990
00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:30,415
Ooh.
991
00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:32,042
Yeah, sure.
992
00:53:34,377 --> 00:53:35,629
Just Pepper.
993
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:38,715
-Oh, you didn't wantto see us?-No.
994
00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:40,592
Okay, all right.Good luck, Pepper.
995
00:53:42,677 --> 00:53:44,846
Love you.
996
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,139
So, what's up?
997
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,810
Headquarters called.They want you back on theair.
998
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:56,483
-Since when?-Since their ratings droppedfour percent.
999
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,654
So just like that, I'm out of the penalty box?
1000
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:03,073
Yeah. A dip in ad revenuewill do that.
1001
00:54:04,699 --> 00:54:06,826
They, uh-- They'resendinga plane tomorrow.
1002
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:09,788
They want you backby Christmas Day.
1003
00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:14,626
Christmas Day? No.I-I can't do that to Sandy.
1004
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,712
I'm confused.I thought you couldn'twaitto get out of here.
1005
00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:20,966
Yeah, no. Um--Yeah, it's great.
1006
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:23,551
Look, can you do me a favorand just...
1007
00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,930
not say anythingto Sandy?
1008
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:28,515
I wanna tell her myself.
1009
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:35,647
Pepper, she means a lot to me.
1010
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:39,192
Probably a lot morethan I mean to her.
1011
00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:40,944
Don't hurt her.
1012
00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:57,002
All right. Sandy and Pepperin the Morning's promo, take four.
1013
00:54:57,127 --> 00:55:00,797
This is KZJJ 99.6,
1014
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,550
home of Sandy and Pepperin the Morning.
1015
00:55:06,886 --> 00:55:09,848
-How was that?-Inspired.
1016
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:13,226
Hey. What do you think?
1017
00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:17,522
What happened toDr. Love with special guestPepper Sterling?
1018
00:55:18,189 --> 00:55:20,191
I guess I'm gettingused to sharing.
1019
00:55:20,358 --> 00:55:23,611
We were just playing aroundwith a couple things, seeing how stuff sounds.
1020
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:24,654
We should have Pepperdo one.
1021
00:55:24,779 --> 00:55:25,989
I'll do one in a minute.
1022
00:55:27,032 --> 00:55:29,868
Um, Jonah, can we get asecond?
1023
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:32,329
Yeah.
1024
00:55:36,082 --> 00:55:39,711
Hey.What happened in there?
1025
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:41,713
Nothing. Um, I'm fine.
1026
00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,381
It's just...
1027
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:45,258
I think there's somethingwe need to talk about.
1028
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:48,219
What is it?
1029
00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:52,140
-Um---Pepper, just say it.
1030
00:55:52,223 --> 00:55:53,850
Well--
1031
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,228
Yeah. I just--
1032
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,028
I was wondering if youwanted to go to the
1033
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:07,530
company Christmas party with me?
1034
00:56:09,574 --> 00:56:13,244
I mean, sure, but we don't--
1035
00:56:13,369 --> 00:56:15,622
We don't havea company Christmas party.
1036
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:20,418
I'm talking about the oneon Sunday in California.
1037
00:56:21,419 --> 00:56:24,589
Wait, are you kidding? L.A.?
1038
00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:27,967
-Are you kidding?-No, I mean, I knowit's short notice...
1039
00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:30,929
and you probably havesome, like, trees to chop downor something--
1040
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:34,140
No, shut up.I mean, what about the show?
1041
00:56:34,265 --> 00:56:37,894
Well, we can havea company plane pick usupright after the show,
1042
00:56:37,977 --> 00:56:40,480
and then we'll be backin time the next morning.
1043
00:56:40,605 --> 00:56:43,149
Wait, wait, wait.Are you joking?
1044
00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:45,652
I mean, L.A. and a private plane?
1045
00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:46,778
There's onecatch.
1046
00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:47,904
What?
1047
00:56:48,029 --> 00:56:50,281
You gotta be mydate.
1048
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,952
--Yeah?
1049
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,330
I guess that meansyou'll think about it?
1050
00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:13,429
-It's an experience.-
1051
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,854
Thanks.
1052
00:57:28,653 --> 00:57:30,280
-And one point-- Pepper.-
1053
00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:31,614
Can we take a picture?
1054
00:57:31,739 --> 00:57:34,117
Aw, sure, whynot?
1055
00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:38,538
Whoa.
1056
00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:01,561
Yep.
1057
00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:03,855
-Show me.-There's nothingto see.
1058
00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:05,523
It's just a bunchof empty rooms.
1059
00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:09,944
-Jimmy.-Welcome home, Mr. Sterling.
1060
00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,738
Hey. Hey, can you throwthatin the back for us?
1061
00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:13,072
Sure thing.
1062
00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:14,699
-Thanks.-There you go.
1063
00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:15,909
-Hi.-Hi.
1064
00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:18,119
-I'll see youin a little bit.-Okay.
1065
00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:22,081
-Okay, who was that?-Ah, that's Jimmy, my house manager.
1066
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:25,710
Are there any otherpeople in the entourageI need to know about?
1067
00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:27,045
That's it.
1068
00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:30,006
So, are you gonna tell mewhat's in that basket?
1069
00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:33,259
Now, now, have a littlepatience.You'll see.
1070
00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:56,449
-Let's put our stuffright here.-Okay.
1071
00:59:00,453 --> 00:59:03,831
So, do you always haveyour minions pack youa nice little picnic?
1072
00:59:03,915 --> 00:59:06,876
Oh, this isn't a picnic.It's way better thanthat.
1073
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,919
-Oh, yeah?-Yep.
1074
00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:09,629
We're gonnamake a snowman.
1075
00:59:09,754 --> 00:59:10,922
L.A.-style.
1076
00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:12,757
Uh, what are we gonnause for snow?
1077
00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:15,385
We're gonna use sand.
1078
00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:17,804
VoilĂ .
1079
00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:22,267
What else do you have inhere?
1080
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:23,893
Yeah, we gotsome shovels forya.
1081
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:25,728
Yeah, instead ofit melting, uh...
1082
00:59:25,770 --> 00:59:28,314
the high tide justwashes it back outto sea.
1083
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:32,735
-Can I ask you something?-What?
1084
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:34,946
Why on earth wouldsomeoneas incredible as you...
1085
00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:37,073
stick aroundin Idyllwild, Colorado?
1086
00:59:37,198 --> 00:59:40,535
Well, you know, my mom's cookies area big selling point.
1087
00:59:40,618 --> 00:59:42,120
Okay.
1088
00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:46,708
Come on.I'm being serious.
1089
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:48,918
What? I mean, I told you.
1090
00:59:49,002 --> 00:59:51,796
I moved home to be with mymomwhen my dad got sick.
1091
00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:53,590
Nope. I don't buy it.
1092
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,258
Your mom cantake care of herself.
1093
00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:58,052
Who said anythingabouttaking care of her?
1094
00:59:58,136 --> 00:59:59,971
I said, "being with her."
1095
01:00:00,054 --> 01:00:02,682
You know, breathingthe same air as her.
1096
01:00:02,807 --> 01:00:04,726
Sharing the same space.
1097
01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:06,561
It's what you do whenyou love someone else.
1098
01:00:06,644 --> 01:00:09,147
You want to be around themall the time.
1099
01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:15,820
We need to talk aboutthe Christmas party.
1100
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,073
You know, I thinkhe's missing something.
1101
01:00:19,198 --> 01:00:22,035
I'll be right back.Hold on.
1102
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,788
Sandy, what--
1103
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,541
Wait a sec.
1104
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:34,630
Pepper?Pepper.
1105
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:37,842
Man, why didn't you call me?I would've picked you upat the airport, brother.
1106
01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:39,218
Look, we got a lotto talk about.
1107
01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:40,720
Yeah, yeah, I know. Ijust--
1108
01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:43,348
I got a friend in townandI'm just showing heraround.
1109
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,016
It's her firsttime here, so--
1110
01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:46,351
Oh, nice.
1111
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,354
You tell her her tour guideis about to becomethe king of L.A.
1112
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,022
What are you talkingabout?
1113
01:00:51,105 --> 01:00:53,149
Ratings have been so badsince you left...
1114
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:55,693
that they are desperateto get you back on the air, man.
1115
01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:57,111
Look, have you seen these?
1116
01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,071
What?
1117
01:00:58,404 --> 01:01:00,239
They are blanketingthe whole city with those--
1118
01:01:00,365 --> 01:01:03,034
billboards, bus stops, everything.
1119
01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:07,330
Wow, I guess theyreallydid miss me, huh?
1120
01:01:07,413 --> 01:01:09,499
I mean, they never spentthis kind of moneybefore.
1121
01:01:09,582 --> 01:01:12,001
That, my friend, is what I call "leverage,"
1122
01:01:12,126 --> 01:01:14,962
and my two favorite wordsin the whole English language...
1123
01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:17,173
are "re" and "negotiation."
1124
01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:20,134
--Turning lemonsinto lemonade, huh?
1125
01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:21,928
It's what I do, baby.
1126
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:23,679
I'll call you tomorrow.All right?
1127
01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:30,561
Hey. Who was that?
1128
01:01:30,686 --> 01:01:33,439
Oh, that's mybuddy, Morris.
1129
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:38,236
All right. There.
1130
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,114
Perfect.
1131
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:43,741
Yeah, I guess itis, isn't it?
1132
01:01:48,579 --> 01:01:53,042
It's sort of sad that thisis all gonna be washed awayby tomorrow, isn't it?
1133
01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:58,464
Are you okay?
1134
01:02:13,646 --> 01:02:16,065
This is her, right?
1135
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,317
Your girlfriend?
1136
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,820
-Your make-out buddy?-Okay, it's notlike that.
1137
01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:23,364
I promise, it's not like that.
1138
01:02:23,489 --> 01:02:25,783
Why did you evenbring me here?
1139
01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:27,452
I think you shouldlet me explain.
1140
01:02:27,618 --> 01:02:33,166
There's no need to.That-- That says it all.
1141
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:35,251
-Congratulations.You're back.-Sandy--
1142
01:02:35,334 --> 01:02:37,628
No, now you get togo back to real life.
1143
01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:40,465
When were you gonna tell meabout this?
1144
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:43,301
At the party, or--
1145
01:02:44,802 --> 01:02:46,137
Wait...
1146
01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:49,223
There--There is a party, right?
1147
01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:50,683
No.
1148
01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:57,857
I feel so stupid.
1149
01:02:57,982 --> 01:02:59,942
I was gonna tellyou.In fact, I tried--
1150
01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:02,487
Has anything thatyou've said been true?
1151
01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:05,615
You know what?It doesn't even matternow.
1152
01:03:05,698 --> 01:03:07,992
Because, you know, I'm notone of your callers, right?
1153
01:03:08,075 --> 01:03:10,495
Like, you know you can'tjustuse me for entertainment
1154
01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:12,663
and then disconnect from mewhenever you're done.
1155
01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:14,832
You knew thiswas gonna happen. Comeon.
1156
01:03:14,957 --> 01:03:18,211
I mean, now-- a month from now--at some point, they were gonnabring me back here.
1157
01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:20,713
So then why do all thiswith me?
1158
01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:22,340
What do you want meto say?
1159
01:03:22,423 --> 01:03:24,383
I have a deal with these people.
1160
01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:26,219
Okay?I made acommitment.
1161
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,970
You may have a dealwith these people,
1162
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:30,681
but you know nothingabout commitment.
1163
01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:35,811
Sandy.
1164
01:03:35,895 --> 01:03:38,356
Sandy, I'm sorry.
1165
01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:40,399
Where are you even gonnago?
1166
01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:11,806
Welcome back to Pepperand Spice in the Morning.
1167
01:04:11,889 --> 01:04:14,725
We would like to thankour special guest Rat Mutants...
1168
01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:16,477
for stopping byon Christmas Day.
1169
01:04:16,602 --> 01:04:20,231
The final show of RatMutants'Merry Metal ChristmasTour...
1170
01:04:20,314 --> 01:04:23,943
is tonight, and I'm toldyou guys have got somesurprises up your sleeve.
1171
01:04:24,068 --> 01:04:27,405
Yeah, I'm performinga special mash-up...
1172
01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:30,241
of "Jingle Bells"and "Putrefied Maggots."
1173
01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:33,202
Can't get moreChristmassythan that, right?
1174
01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:37,123
So, um, I've got to tellyou--
1175
01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:39,584
When Pepper and Iwere in college,
1176
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:42,545
we absolutely lovedyour first album.
1177
01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:45,423
Especially the thirdtrack.I, uh, I can't rememberthe name of it,
1178
01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,592
but I do know that wemade out to it...
1179
01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:50,094
for 12 minutesand 11 seconds.
1180
01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:51,345
I get that a lot.
1181
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:53,889
Well, I bet you Pepperremembers the name of the track.
1182
01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:02,106
-Pepper?-Just a collegething, sweetie.
1183
01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,608
Long time ago.
1184
01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:06,944
Talk to me, Morris.What's going on here?
1185
01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:08,613
Uh, he's just a littleout of sync.
1186
01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:10,323
-He'll get it back.-Yeah, well, he better.
1187
01:05:10,448 --> 01:05:12,283
You know, we didn'tdouble his salary forthis.
1188
01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:14,160
And that's going to wrapthings up for today.
1189
01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:15,202
I'm Carrie.
1190
01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:17,330
And I'm outtahere.
1191
01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:19,957
And we'll be backtomorrow...
1192
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:22,293
with more Pepperand Spice in the Morning.
1193
01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:24,128
And we're out.
1194
01:05:24,211 --> 01:05:26,464
Will somebody please tellmewhat's going on?
1195
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:29,216
Okay, you tell himthat I want to see himin my office, now.
1196
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,010
No worries.I'll talk to him.
1197
01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:35,056
Pepper!
1198
01:05:36,432 --> 01:05:38,142
What are you tryingto do, man. Huh?
1199
01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:39,810
Get yourself kicked offthe air again?
1200
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:40,978
Back off.
1201
01:05:41,062 --> 01:05:42,605
I just-- I can'tthinkstraight right now.
1202
01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:43,606
Oh, clearly.
1203
01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:45,942
Look, I'll get ittogether.I promise.
1204
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:51,656
Okay.
1205
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,532
Come on, Sandy.Answer.
1206
01:05:56,827 --> 01:05:59,872
Hi, you've reached Sandy'scell phone. Leave a message.
1207
01:06:06,253 --> 01:06:11,175
Okay, this is a specialonefor you.
1208
01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:14,011
-Mom!-But it-- Oh, turn itlike that.
1209
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:15,638
It's no big deal.You'll see.
1210
01:06:15,763 --> 01:06:17,181
What did youget me?
1211
01:06:17,264 --> 01:06:18,849
Hmm.
1212
01:06:21,852 --> 01:06:25,731
Oh--It's my little reindeer.
1213
01:06:27,608 --> 01:06:30,027
Pepper was right.Poor thing was falling apart...
1214
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:33,406
and there's no wayI could ever get rid ofthat.
1215
01:06:34,615 --> 01:06:36,242
Thank you.
1216
01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:40,329
Look, I know you'regoing through so muchright now,
1217
01:06:40,413 --> 01:06:44,375
and I'm so sorry.
1218
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,544
Oh, Mom.
1219
01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:48,421
Oh.
1220
01:06:50,214 --> 01:06:52,842
I'm gonna go make usa pot of coffee, and we're gonna talk.
1221
01:06:52,925 --> 01:06:55,428
-Okay?-Okay.
1222
01:07:13,195 --> 01:07:15,281
Merry Christmas.
1223
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,409
Cole. Hi.
1224
01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:19,827
Merry Christmas.
1225
01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:22,913
Yeah, something tellsmeI'm not who you werehoping for.
1226
01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:27,084
No, no.It's nothing like that.
1227
01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:28,544
Come in.
1228
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,797
I just dropped byto bring you this.
1229
01:07:31,922 --> 01:07:34,759
You didn't haveto get me a gift.
1230
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,136
Well, just open it.
1231
01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:40,598
Okay.
1232
01:07:46,270 --> 01:07:48,105
-Cowboy boots.-
1233
01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:49,690
Wow.
1234
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:52,109
You know, I think this might bethe first time...
1235
01:07:52,276 --> 01:07:54,153
anyone's every given mea pair of these.
1236
01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:56,197
Okay, but they'resort of symbolic.
1237
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,282
I got a callfrom the network lastnight,
1238
01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:00,242
and they want me inDallastomorrow night.
1239
01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:05,164
You got the job. That's--That's fantastic.
1240
01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:07,833
And I still, uh, mean what I said.
1241
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,418
I hope you come withme.
1242
01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:13,422
Cole, h-how can you meanthat?
1243
01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,300
After what happened.
1244
01:08:16,383 --> 01:08:19,136
Look, whateverhappenedbetween you andPepper,
1245
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:22,181
it doesn't change the fact thatyou're great at what you do.
1246
01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:26,769
And, uh, the truthis--
1247
01:08:28,145 --> 01:08:30,773
I still want a chanceto make us work.
1248
01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:38,531
I'm gonna leaveafter the showtomorrow.
1249
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:41,867
And I really hopeyou'rein the car with me.
1250
01:08:49,333 --> 01:08:53,420
No, you don't get your wifesexy lingerie for Christmas.
1251
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:56,048
Why not? It's kind ofa his-and-hers gift.
1252
01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:59,218
Please, I like my p.j.'s flanneland preferably with feet.
1253
01:08:59,343 --> 01:09:02,012
Which explains whyyou're still single.
1254
01:09:02,137 --> 01:09:04,640
See? It's funny, right?
1255
01:09:04,723 --> 01:09:06,976
Yeah, it is.
1256
01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:09,728
But it's about as softas a bag of marshmallows.
1257
01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:14,191
You're wrong.You're wrong, man.
1258
01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:15,693
People love thisstuff.
1259
01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:18,696
Yeah, maybe back inWeedpatchor wherever you were.
1260
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:21,323
But this is L.A.Nobody's gonna wantto hear that, man,
1261
01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,908
especially notcoming out of you.
1262
01:09:23,033 --> 01:09:25,703
How do you know?Man, come on.Give me an hour.
1263
01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,705
Middle of the night, I don't care.
1264
01:09:27,788 --> 01:09:28,706
I'll do it for free.
1265
01:09:29,039 --> 01:09:31,625
And if it flops, I'll let it go.I promise.
1266
01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:34,253
Pepper, it's not you.Huh?
1267
01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:36,714
You're all about edge.Getting crazy.
1268
01:09:36,797 --> 01:09:38,382
Being unpredictable.That's your brand.
1269
01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:40,634
What if I wanta different brand.
1270
01:09:43,721 --> 01:09:47,224
Then you will be walkingawayfrom a ton of money...
1271
01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,643
and a very successfulcareer.
1272
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,357
Look, my advice to you...
1273
01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:58,485
is to just let her go, man.
1274
01:10:22,426 --> 01:10:24,762
-Hey.-Hi.
1275
01:10:26,096 --> 01:10:28,641
You going somewhere?
1276
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:30,309
I haven't decided yet.
1277
01:10:30,434 --> 01:10:34,104
You know, Cole wants meto go with him to Dallas.
1278
01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:35,648
Wow.
1279
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,692
What do you want to do?
1280
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:42,821
I wantwhat I can't have.
1281
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,865
Honey.
1282
01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:48,452
I don't know.Part of me thinksI should just go.
1283
01:10:48,619 --> 01:10:51,497
You know, give myselfa chance to startover.
1284
01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:56,543
And Cole? Is he someonethat you want to be with?
1285
01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:59,505
I don't know. I--Maybe someday.
1286
01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:02,633
Well, then maybe somedayyou should go to Dallas.
1287
01:11:02,716 --> 01:11:06,178
-But not now.-I can't stay here.
1288
01:11:06,303 --> 01:11:09,181
Every time I lookat that empty microphone,
1289
01:11:09,306 --> 01:11:11,183
I think about Pepper.
1290
01:11:11,308 --> 01:11:15,521
I don't think I couldget through a showwithoutcompletely falling apart.
1291
01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:21,151
Yes, you can.
1292
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:23,237
It gets better.
1293
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:27,408
I can't tell you how muchI used to feel that same way...
1294
01:11:27,491 --> 01:11:30,828
every time I'd be in bed...
1295
01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:34,164
and I'd lookat Dad's empty pillow.
1296
01:11:34,289 --> 01:11:35,749
Mom.
1297
01:11:37,292 --> 01:11:39,586
But it does get better.
1298
01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:44,675
You do what you need to do.
1299
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,428
I love you.
1300
01:11:48,762 --> 01:11:50,097
I love you too.
1301
01:12:55,412 --> 01:12:57,748
Hey, Mr. Sterling.
1302
01:12:57,915 --> 01:12:59,833
Nice day, huh?
1303
01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:02,753
What's nice about it?
1304
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:06,632
Well, my friends back eastare bragging about the snowthey got for the holidays.
1305
01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:10,636
I just think it's greatto be in Californiaat Christmas.
1306
01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:12,846
Depends on who you'rewith, I guess.
1307
01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:17,267
Yeah. I, uh--I know what you mean.
1308
01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:20,145
You know, my grandparentsfelt the same way.
1309
01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:24,608
They were, uh, married for 43 years.
1310
01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:27,903
God bless 'em.
1311
01:13:27,986 --> 01:13:31,824
Didn't matter where theywere, as long as they weretogether.
1312
01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:33,826
You know?That was the, uh--
1313
01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:37,371
That was the greatest placeon earth.
1314
01:13:39,289 --> 01:13:41,875
Thanks, Jimmy.I needed that.
1315
01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,628
Sure thing, sir.
1316
01:13:46,213 --> 01:13:47,422
Hey, Jimmy.
1317
01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:49,049
Something wrong, sir?
1318
01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:51,426
No.
1319
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:53,887
Something's right.
1320
01:13:54,012 --> 01:13:56,348
Something's very right.You know what?
1321
01:13:56,473 --> 01:13:58,725
I'm gonna need to getthose keys from you.
1322
01:14:04,773 --> 01:14:06,442
I'll see you.
1323
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,318
Drive safe.
1324
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:38,056
Here. Keep the change.
1325
01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:51,778
Hey, Kate. Is Sandyaround?
1326
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:53,030
Pepper, what are youdoing here?
1327
01:14:53,113 --> 01:14:54,990
I came to tell herwhat an idiot I am.
1328
01:14:55,073 --> 01:14:56,700
Couldn't you have done thaton the phone?
1329
01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:58,744
No, I've realized itand I need to showher.
1330
01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:01,455
-Is she upstairs?-No, she's at work.
1331
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:03,207
But her show isin the morning.
1332
01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:05,042
No, it'sa special broadcast today.
1333
01:15:05,125 --> 01:15:06,752
She's saying good-bye.
1334
01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:08,587
Good-bye?What are you talkingabout?
1335
01:15:08,712 --> 01:15:10,964
To her listeners.Didn't she call you?
1336
01:15:11,089 --> 01:15:12,549
No.
1337
01:15:12,674 --> 01:15:16,470
She's going to Dallas with Cole.
1338
01:15:19,473 --> 01:15:22,518
No.No, she can't do that.
1339
01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:24,186
I gotta go.I gotta go.
1340
01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:27,147
Thank you, Kate.Thank you.
1341
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:33,737
Hey, come back! Wait!
1342
01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:44,039
I'm gonna need to borrowthat car of yours.
1343
01:15:44,164 --> 01:15:46,750
Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
1344
01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:48,418
Hey, do you knowhow to drive astick?
1345
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:49,753
Of course.
1346
01:15:49,878 --> 01:15:53,632
-Come on. Stupid truck.
1347
01:15:53,757 --> 01:15:57,636
Come on, let's go.
1348
01:15:57,761 --> 01:15:59,513
Come on!
1349
01:16:01,431 --> 01:16:03,100
He's obsessed with sports.
1350
01:16:03,183 --> 01:16:05,602
He says he'll do betterright after bowl season,
1351
01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:07,271
or the NFL play-offs.
1352
01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:10,399
For surebefore spring training.
1353
01:16:10,482 --> 01:16:12,943
-What do you think?Should I believe him?-
1354
01:16:13,026 --> 01:16:17,114
Unfortunately it soundslikeyou're in a relationshipwith someone...
1355
01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:20,284
who doesn't wantthe same things as you.
1356
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:23,328
So, you have a choice tomake.
1357
01:16:23,453 --> 01:16:27,040
You either spendthe rest of your lifewishing it weredifferent,
1358
01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:30,210
or... you move on.
1359
01:16:30,335 --> 01:16:33,171
Um, let's take our final break.
1360
01:16:33,297 --> 01:16:37,175
You're listening to a specialfarewell broadcast of Dr. Love.
1361
01:17:05,495 --> 01:17:06,747
Aww, man.
1362
01:17:08,373 --> 01:17:10,917
Move! Come on!
1363
01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:13,545
-Watch where you're going!-All right, already!
1364
01:17:13,670 --> 01:17:16,089
-Go!-Kill yourself!
1365
01:17:22,929 --> 01:17:24,973
-You got it?-Yeah.
1366
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:37,361
Okay.
1367
01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:40,739
-One more.-Yeah.
1368
01:17:59,257 --> 01:18:00,592
Pepper?
1369
01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:05,097
Pepper!
1370
01:18:07,682 --> 01:18:11,812
Oh. Oh, man.Oh, I am so gladto have you back.
1371
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:13,438
It's like a morgue inthere.
1372
01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:15,899
I'm starting to playfuneralmusic between the breaks.
1373
01:18:15,982 --> 01:18:19,111
Yeah, well, let it go.I'm not coming back.
1374
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,405
Well--
1375
01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:23,281
What do you meanyou're not comingback?
1376
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,659
You belong here, man.Come on.
1377
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:28,328
Now get down out of thatthingand do something totallyepic.
1378
01:18:28,453 --> 01:18:32,040
Give it up, Jonah.Okay?
1379
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:33,625
Go find another hero.
1380
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:38,255
I don't even give aboutthe radio show anymore, man.
1381
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,465
I'm not what you think I am.
1382
01:18:41,508 --> 01:18:43,969
I'm just another guy.
1383
01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:50,350
Who said anythingabout the radio show?
1384
01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:53,520
I'm talking aboutSandy.
1385
01:18:53,603 --> 01:18:55,397
She loves you, dude.
1386
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:59,151
I mean, even a nimrodlike me can see that.
1387
01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:04,781
You know what? Maybe, uh--Maybe you're right.
1388
01:19:04,906 --> 01:19:07,951
Maybe you'rejust another guy.
1389
01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:10,162
And she deserves a lotbetter than that.
1390
01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:33,727
Okay. That'll wrap things upfor me today.
1391
01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:36,271
On a personal note, I--
1392
01:19:36,354 --> 01:19:39,774
I just want to tell you allhow special you've made me feel.
1393
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:43,570
And how grateful I am thatyou've let me into yourlives.
1394
01:19:43,653 --> 01:19:48,325
So... from the bottomof my heart, thank you.
1395
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:04,341
Dr. Love. Uh, you are callernumber too late.
1396
01:20:04,508 --> 01:20:07,844
She just hung up onher last victim. So--
1397
01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:11,598
-This is Dr. Sandra Loveand you've been listeningto---Uh, hold the phone, Doc.
1398
01:20:11,681 --> 01:20:14,142
What?
1399
01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:17,187
Uh, it looks like we havejust one more caller...
1400
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:20,148
who could really usea little help.
1401
01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:30,617
Uh, okay.So, um, yeah.
1402
01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:33,119
I guess we have timefor one more quick call.
1403
01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:35,539
Who am I speakingwith?
1404
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:41,378
An overpaid, rock-headed, Cro-Magnon twit...
1405
01:20:41,503 --> 01:20:45,257
who'd rather die than letthe love of his life slip away.
1406
01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:48,051
He finally understandswhat's missing in his life.
1407
01:20:48,134 --> 01:20:51,763
And even though it mayseemlike he has it all,
1408
01:20:55,058 --> 01:20:57,936
he realizes that he's gotnothing without her.
1409
01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:06,236
Uh, I-I can definitelyhear...
1410
01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:08,863
the regret in your voice,
1411
01:21:08,947 --> 01:21:13,868
but I think you mighthavewaited too long.
1412
01:21:17,747 --> 01:21:19,916
Not if she gives meanother chance.
1413
01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:26,089
I just don't knowif that's possible.
1414
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:29,759
-Good-bye, caller.-Wait. Can I just sayone more thing?
1415
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:34,264
What else is there tosay?
1416
01:21:36,766 --> 01:21:38,602
I don't think I can expressitover the phone.
1417
01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:41,605
Maybe you should comeoutsideand see for yourself.
1418
01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:45,066
You're here?
1419
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,781
This is crazy.I can't just walk outon my listeners likethat.
1420
01:21:51,865 --> 01:21:54,159
I don't think you haveto worry about that.
1421
01:21:54,284 --> 01:21:56,494
'Cause they're all out herewith me.
1422
01:22:18,516 --> 01:22:20,644
All right, this is it.
1423
01:22:21,895 --> 01:22:23,355
Now.
1424
01:23:23,289 --> 01:23:28,002
-Look, it's snowing.-Oh.
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