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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,166 [♪♪] 2 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:07,125 [CHEERING] 3 00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:09,625 THEY RAN OUT OF BUFFALO WINGS. 4 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:11,875 I KNOW, IT'S A TRAGEDY. 5 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:13,041 GUESS WE AREN'T THE ONLY ONES 6 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,500 WHO'VE DISCOVERED THE FREE BUFFET HERE. 7 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:15,625 [LAUGHS] 8 00:00:15,709 --> 00:00:16,792 BEING BROKE REALLY MAKES ME FEEL CHEAP. 9 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:19,000 YOU'RE NOT CHEAP, YOU'RE JUST-- 10 00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:20,583 FRUGAL? 11 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:22,834 "CHEAP," "FRUGAL," IT'S ALL THE SAME. 12 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:24,875 BROKE IS BROKE. 13 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:26,542 YOU'RE GOING TO FIND ANOTHER JOB. 14 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:27,834 I DON'T KNOW, 15 00:00:27,917 --> 00:00:29,709 I SHOULD'VE STUDIED BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION 16 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:30,709 OR COMPUTER SCIENCE, 17 00:00:30,792 --> 00:00:32,208 NOT ART AND DESIGN. 18 00:00:32,291 --> 00:00:35,959 DID YOU EVER HEAR BACK FROM THOSE VERA WANG PEOPLE? 19 00:00:36,041 --> 00:00:37,041 SORRY. 20 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:38,041 ANOTHER REJECTION. 21 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,125 SO FAR, I'VE BEEN REJECTED 22 00:00:39,208 --> 00:00:43,166 BY EVERY DESIGN HOUSE I CAN THINK OF. 23 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,917 MAYBE I'M JUST NOT MEANT TO BE A DESIGNER. 24 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,959 SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOWED THEM ALL YOUR SKETCHES? 25 00:00:48,041 --> 00:00:49,500 EVEN THE WEDDING DRESS DESIGN? 26 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,667 THAT'S CRAZY. 27 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,458 ANY DESIGNER WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 28 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:53,709 MAYBE, 29 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,583 BUT, SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE UP NIGHTS 30 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,583 WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME, 31 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:58,792 BUT I AM UP NIGHTS 32 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,417 WORRIED ABOUT HOW I'M GOING TO PAY MY RENT. 33 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,667 MY SIX-MONTH NEST EGG IS ALMOST EMPTY. 34 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:06,959 LOOK, HOW MANY BLENDERS DO SHAWN AND I REALLY NEED? 35 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:07,917 I CAN RETURN SOME OF THE GIFTS 36 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,125 AND HELP YOU OUT. 37 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:10,166 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 38 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,291 I COULD NEVER TAKE WEDDING MONEY. 39 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,166 IT WOULD JUST BE UNTIL YOU GOT YOUR BREAK. 40 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,792 I APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, 41 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:15,959 I REALLY DO, 42 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:17,542 BUT YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT WEDDINGS. 43 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:18,542 THEY'RE SACRED. 44 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:20,250 SO, WHAT'S PLAN B, THEN? 45 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:21,709 ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE HOME? 46 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:24,417 AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY PARENTS, THAT IS NOT AN OPTION. 47 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:25,500 WHEN I LEFT HOME, 48 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:26,458 I VOWED I WOULD NEVER USE THEM 49 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:27,792 AS A SAFETY NET. 50 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:31,166 SO, I AM WORKING ON PLAN C. 51 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:32,208 [CHUCKLES] 52 00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:33,291 WHICH IS...? 53 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:35,333 TAKE THE FIRST JOB I CAN FIND. 54 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:38,166 DON'T LAUGH. I EVEN APPLIED HERE. 55 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,083 [CHUCKLES] BUT YOU HATE SPORTS... 56 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,750 AND YOU HATE JOCKS MORE. 57 00:01:41,834 --> 00:01:44,083 I KNOW, BUT I HATE STARVING MORE. 58 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:46,291 [CROWD SCREAMING] 59 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:47,709 NO! 60 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:50,083 EXCUSE ME, CAN WE GET A TO-GO BOX? 61 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,417 FOR THIS... 62 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,041 THAT WOULD BE GREAT, THANK YOU. 63 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:55,417 IT'S A DISASTER, 64 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,417 A TOTAL DISASTER. 65 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,375 HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 66 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:58,834 IT'S HOLLAND. 67 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:00,750 DID SOMEBODY NUKE HOLLAND? 68 00:02:00,834 --> 00:02:02,291 NO. WHAT? DIDN'T YOU SEE? 69 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:04,250 DANNY HOLLAND? 70 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,083 ONLY THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK IN THE LEAGUE. 71 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:07,542 HE'S DOWN. 72 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:08,917 WHAT'S HE GOT TO BE DEPRESSED ABOUT? 73 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,834 HE'S A FOOTBALL PLAYER. 74 00:02:10,917 --> 00:02:13,792 HE WAS SACKED BY THAT BIG MOOSE, BUDDY JOHNSON. 75 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,166 OH, SO HE WAS FIRED? 76 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:17,625 NO, HE WASN'T FIRED. 77 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:18,709 HE WAS INJURED. 78 00:02:18,792 --> 00:02:20,333 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS? 79 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:25,834 SEVEN YEARS, 3,346 COMPLETED PASSES, 80 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:27,458 243 TOUCHDOWN PASSES, 81 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:29,792 AND ONLY 62 INTERCEPTIONS. 82 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,709 THEN THERE'S LAST YEAR'S MVP! 83 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,500 DID I TELL YOU 84 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:41,834 THAT HE WANTS TO HAVE OUR WEDDING CAKE 85 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,166 IN THE SHAPE OF A FOOTBALL? 86 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,959 AND YOU'RE STILL MARRYING HIM? 87 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,000 [LAUGHS] 88 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:49,291 THAT IS LOVE. 89 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,959 [WINCING] 90 00:03:04,458 --> 00:03:05,458 HAS ANYONE SEEN ELLIOT? 91 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,458 ELLIOT! 92 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:10,417 HE'S RIGHT HERE. 93 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,583 HERE I AM. 94 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,625 I'VE BEEN TWEETING ABOUT YOUR CONDITION. 95 00:03:13,709 --> 00:03:14,917 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 96 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,875 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW MY CONDITION. 97 00:03:16,959 --> 00:03:18,333 WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS... 98 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:19,709 THAT'S ONE BAD-LOOKING ANKLE. 99 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:21,834 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT. 100 00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:22,875 IT'S PROBABLY NOT 101 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:24,000 AS BAD AS IT LOOKS. 102 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:24,959 HONESTLY. 103 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,709 HOW BAD IS IT? 104 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:28,875 WHO ARE YOU? 105 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,583 I'M MR. HOLLAND'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 106 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:31,667 WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS? 107 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:32,709 JUST IGNORE HIM. 108 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:34,083 GOOD NEWS IS, 109 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:35,959 YOU WON'T REQUIRE SURGERY. 110 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:38,333 [SIGHING IN RELIEF] 111 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:39,709 THAT'S GREAT NEWS! 112 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:45,041 WELL, HOW LONG AM I GOING TO BE OUT? 113 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,208 IT'S AN INVERSION SPRAIN, 114 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:48,583 SO PROBABLY SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS. 115 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:49,583 WHAT? SIX-- 116 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:51,625 FOR A SPRAIN? 117 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:54,333 LET'S TAKE IT ONE WEEK AT A TIME. 118 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:57,000 [TYPING RAPIDLY] 119 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:05,375 SO, WHAT TIME DOES THIS ONE GET HERE? 120 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:06,542 ANY MINUTE. 121 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:08,542 I HOPE I LIKE HER. 122 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:10,375 SHE SOUNDED NORMAL ON THE PHONE. 123 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,542 I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S BEEN SO HARD 124 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:12,792 TO FIND A NEW ROOMMATE. 125 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:15,166 MAYBE 'CAUSE I'M SUCH A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW. 126 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,750 [LAUGHING] 127 00:04:16,834 --> 00:04:17,750 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 128 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:18,917 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, 129 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:19,917 I'M SUPER LATE FOR WORK ALREADY. 130 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,083 I'VE GOT TO GO. 131 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,875 BUT... GOOD LUCK. 132 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 HI. 133 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:29,166 HI. 134 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,959 I'M GINA, THE SOON-TO-BE EX-ROOMMATE. 135 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:33,583 OH, YOU MUST BE LAUREL. I'M PATTY. 136 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:34,875 NICE TO MEET YOU. 137 00:04:34,959 --> 00:04:35,875 PLEASE, COME IN. 138 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,291 BYE. 139 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:41,750 UNFORTUNATELY I'VE ONLY GOT 10 MINUTES, 140 00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:43,667 SO I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I JUST CUT TO THE CHASE? 141 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,333 THEN I GUESS YOU WON'T WANT COFFEE. 142 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:52,041 HERE ARE MY TAX RETURNS FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. 143 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,500 I'VE GOT SIX MONTHS WORTH OF BANK STATEMENTS, 144 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:54,750 MY MEDICAL RECORDS, 145 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:56,250 AND SEVERAL REFERENCES FROM FORMER ROOMMATES. 146 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,333 I DON'T SMOKE, DRINK, OR DO DRUGS. 147 00:04:58,417 --> 00:05:00,166 I HAVE NO PETS, NO TEDDY BEAR, 148 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,417 OR OTHER ANNOYING COLLECTIONS, 149 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,792 NO BOYFRIEND, 150 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:04,333 AND PRETTY MUCH NO LIFE BECAUSE I WORK ALL THE TIME, 151 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:06,458 WHICH MEANS I'M THE PERFECT ROOMMATE 152 00:05:06,542 --> 00:05:07,333 AND YOU'LL HARDLY EVER SEE ME. 153 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:09,166 WOW. 154 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,166 WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU DO? 155 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,500 I'M A PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 156 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,709 IT SOUNDS PRETTY DEMANDING. 157 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:15,208 IT CAN BE, 158 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:17,625 BUT IT'S ALSO THE BEST JOB I'VE EVER HAD. 159 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:18,667 THE PAY ISN'T BAD, 160 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:19,875 BUT THE PERKS ARE AMAZING. 161 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:21,417 THE REASON I'M IN SUCH A RUSH RIGHT NOW 162 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,917 IS BECAUSE I'M HEADED TO PARIS WITH MY BOSS IN 30 MINUTES. 163 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,083 30 MINUTES? 164 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:26,291 YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO CHECK-IN ON TIME. 165 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:27,709 IT'S A PRIVATE JET. THERE IS NO CHECK-IN. 166 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:30,625 THIS IS A LETTER FROM THE AGENCY 167 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:33,000 THAT PLACED ME AT MY CURRENT JOB. 168 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,417 UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAN'T CONTACT MY EMPLOYER DIRECTLY 169 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,709 BECAUSE I SIGNED A CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT, 170 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:38,250 SO I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO I WORK FOR, 171 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,125 BUT YOU CAN CALL THE AGENCY 172 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,208 FOR A REFERENCE. 173 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,083 SO...WHAT DO YOU THINK? 174 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:47,583 I THINK I'VE GOT A NEW ROOMMATE. 175 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:48,667 [LAUGHS] 176 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,834 AND I THINK I WANT YOUR LIFE. 177 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,625 IT IS NOT ALWAYS THIS GLAMOROUS, 178 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:55,792 BUT IT DEFINITELY HAS ITS MOMENTS. 179 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,709 BY THE WAY, WHAT DO YOU DO? 180 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:02,542 I'M CURRENTLY BETWEEN JOBS, 181 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:04,667 BUT WILLING TO DO ALMOST ANYTHING. 182 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,875 THEN YOU'D BE PERFECT AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 183 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:09,083 WHY DON'T YOU CALL TRINA 184 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,417 AT THE AMSTERDAM PLACEMENT AGENCY 185 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,333 AND TELL HER I RECOMMENDED YOU. 186 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:14,625 THAT'S SO GENEROUS OF YOU. 187 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:15,792 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU. 188 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,250 WITH THE ATTRITION RATE IN THIS FIELD, 189 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,291 TRINA'S THE ONE WHO WILL BE THANKING ME. 190 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:23,500 [♪♪] 191 00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:29,625 [DANNY'S AGENT]: SO, THE DOC HAS A PHYSICAL THERAPIST 192 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:30,834 ALREADY LINED UP FOR YOU. 193 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:31,917 HE'S GOING TO WORK AROUND YOUR SCHEDULE. 194 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,250 NOW, DON'T FORGET, 195 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:35,542 YOU STILL HAVE PROMOS COMING UP FOR YOUR BOOK, 196 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:38,458 AND THEN THERE'S THE, UH, THE WHEATIES THING. 197 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:40,333 OH, AND OF COURSE THE, UH, PHOTO SHOOT. 198 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:42,125 THAT IS GONNA BE REALLY GOOD FOR YOU. 199 00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:46,166 I'M SURPRISED YOUR INJURY ISN'T SCARING ANYONE OFF. 200 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,083 [TYPING RAPIDLY] 201 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,083 WHY WOULD IT? 202 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,625 I'M STILL DANNY HOLLAND, YEAH? 203 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:54,917 YEAH, AND BELIEVE ME, THEY ARE PAYING FOR THAT. 204 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:55,875 [CHUCKLES KNOWINGLY] 205 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,083 ELLIOT, YOU WANT TO 206 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:02,458 GIVE US A MINUTE? 207 00:07:10,417 --> 00:07:11,917 NICK, HE'S GOT TO GO. 208 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,709 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME. 209 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:15,834 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUT UP WITH HIM FOR THIS LONG. 210 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:17,417 HEY, YOU DON'T, UM, 211 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,875 YOU DON'T THINK 212 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:21,750 THAT THERE'S ANY TRUTH TO WHAT HE'S SAYING, DO YOU? 213 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:23,458 WHAT? NO! 214 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:24,625 OF COURSE NOT! 215 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:26,375 ELLIOT'S AN IDIOT. 216 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:29,917 DANNY, LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO BACK ON YOUR FEET 217 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,750 IN NO TIME, ALL RIGHT? 218 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:33,709 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SIX WEEKS IS NOTHING. 219 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:35,166 IT'S SIX MISSED GAMES. 220 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:37,208 STOP WORRYING AND START ICING. 221 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:45,500 [♪♪] 222 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:48,375 I SEE PATTY RECOMMENDED YOU. 223 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:49,500 UH-HUH. 224 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:50,875 HMM, THAT'S AS GOOD A RECOMMENDATION 225 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:52,458 AS YOU CAN GET IN THIS BUSINESS. 226 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:54,208 SHE'S GOT ONE OF THE BEST REPUTATIONS IN TOWN. 227 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,667 I EVEN HAVE A WAITING LIST 228 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,417 OF CLIENTS THAT WANT TO HIRE HER. 229 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,000 SHE'S GOING TO BE MY NEW ROOMMATE. 230 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:00,333 FABULOUS. 231 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:01,625 SHE CAN TEACH YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW... 232 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:02,709 IF WE HIRE YOU. 233 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,083 SO, YOU GRADUATED 234 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:09,125 FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO SCHOOL OF DESIGN. 235 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,417 HAVE YOU HAD ANY LUCK WITH THAT? 236 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,542 NOT YET, 237 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,125 BUT I AM BEING REALISTIC 238 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:15,667 AND LOOKING FOR A FULL-TIME JOB NOW. 239 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:17,083 HMM. 240 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:17,875 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED OR CHARGED WITH A FELONY, 241 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:18,875 HAVE YOU? 242 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:19,959 NOPE. 243 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,208 ONE LAST QUESTION. 244 00:08:22,291 --> 00:08:25,542 IF TMZ APPROACHED YOU AND OFFERED YOU $50,000 245 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:26,625 FOR A PHOTO OF YOUR EMPLOYER 246 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,041 WITH NO MAKE-UP, 247 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,250 WOULD YOU TAKE IT? 248 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,000 THAT'S NOT ONLY A BREACH OF CONTRACT, 249 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,417 THAT'S A BREACH OF MY MIDWESTERN VALUES. 250 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,625 [CHUCKLES] 251 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:36,500 GREAT ANSWER. 252 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:37,834 SO, YOU HAVE A JOB FOR ME? 253 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:38,959 [SIGHS] 254 00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:40,000 THE ONLY OPENING I HAVE RIGHT NOW 255 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:42,417 IS WITH A VERY TEMPERAMENTAL CHEF, 256 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,000 BUT SHE JUST WENT AFTER HER LAST ASSISTANT 257 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:44,959 WITH A POTATO PEELER, 258 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,583 AND, FRANKLY, 259 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,834 YOU DON'T HAVE THE EXPERIENCE TO HANDLE SOMEONE LIKE HER. 260 00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:51,041 IF YOU DON'T THINK SHE'D COME AFTER ME 261 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:52,125 WITH A MEAT CLEAVER, 262 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,834 I'D TRY IT. 263 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:55,583 I REALLY NEED A JOB. 264 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:59,333 SORRY, BUT I DON'T CARRY THAT MUCH LIABILITY INSURANCE. 265 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,834 THANK YOU. 266 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,125 YEAH, YEAH, JUST, UH, 267 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:05,834 CALL THE AMSTERDAM PLACEMENT AGENCY 268 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,583 AND FIND ANOTHER ASSISTANT FOR DANNY. 269 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,834 WHAT HAPPENED TO ELLIOT? 270 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,250 LET'S JUST SAY HE WASN'T VERY HELPFUL. 271 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:13,875 OH, AND I NEED SOMEONE HERE BY TOMORROW. 272 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:15,208 HE'S GOT A FULL DAY OF APPEARANCES. 273 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,166 TOMORROW? 274 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:20,208 I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANYONE AVAILABLE THAT QUICKLY. 275 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:23,959 I KNOW THAT DANNY ALWAYS USES MALE ASSISTANTS, 276 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:28,000 BUT I DO HAVE SOMEONE AVAILABLE IF HE DOESN'T OBJECT TO A WOMAN. 277 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,333 ...MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS? 278 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:30,458 LET ME FIND OUT. 279 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:31,667 ...IT'S JUST AN ANKLE INJURY... 280 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,667 WHAT? 281 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:33,625 WHAT! 282 00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:34,792 OH! 283 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,125 ABOUT THAT ASSISTANT POSITION FOR DANNY, 284 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,917 IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGHER THAN WE THOUGHT. 285 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,792 JUST GET ANYONE, ALL RIGHT? 286 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:40,792 JUST MAKE SURE THAT THEY'RE THERE 287 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:41,834 FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING. 288 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,542 [♪♪] 289 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:00,333 WHO ARE YOU? 290 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:01,750 LAUREL WELK. 291 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,000 I'M YOUR NEW PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 292 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,166 IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU-- 293 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,125 OKAY, YOU CAN'T BE MY NEW ASSISTANT. 294 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,041 THE AMSTERDAM PLACEMENT AGENCY SENT ME. 295 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,542 OH. 296 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:15,834 OKAY, UNLESS THIS IS A PRACTICAL JOKE... 297 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,458 OKAY, SOMEONE MESSED UP. 298 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:21,750 I'M A COLLEGE GRADUATE. 299 00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:22,875 A COLLEGE GRADUATE. 300 00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:23,917 AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED BY THAT? 301 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,792 WITH HONORS. 302 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,750 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU 303 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,166 GETTING THIS? 304 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:31,917 I CAN'T HAVE A FEMALE ASSISTANT. 305 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,333 EVEN THOUGH THAT'S BLATANTLY CHAUVINISTIC, 306 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:34,750 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY NOT. 307 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,542 [SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION] I'M A FOOTBALL PLAYER. 308 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:39,959 I'M USED TO BEING AROUND A LOT OF GUYS. 309 00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:43,500 I MAY WANT TO WALK AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I WANTED TO. 310 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,291 I DON'T WANT TO SAY EXCUSE ME WHEN I BELCH. 311 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:48,250 AND CAN YOU SPOT ME 150 POUNDS? 312 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,709 I DON'T THINK SO. 313 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,125 THAT'S YOUR CRITERIA FOR AN ASSISTANT? 314 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,542 IT'S SOME OF IT, YEAH. 315 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,709 WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED, 316 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,959 BUT WHY NOT GIVE ME A CHANCE? 317 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:01,041 YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 318 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,792 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED SOMEONE IN THERE? 319 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:03,709 I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T NEED HELP TAKING A SHOWER 320 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,625 OR GETTING DRESSED. 321 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,417 YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU AROUND, 322 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,750 WHAT WITH THE CRUTCHES-- 323 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,750 YEAH, AND I WAS EXPECTING THAT SOMEONE TO BE A GUY. 324 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,834 [CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE] 325 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:17,333 OKAY, LOOK, THAT'S MY CAR, 326 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:19,250 AND I HAVE A REALLY BUSY DAY, SO... 327 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,250 WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED ME-- 328 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,375 I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM, 329 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,959 BUT IT REALLY IS NOT GOING TO WORK. 330 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:24,792 THE BOTTOM LINE IS I REALLY NEED THIS JOB-- 331 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:25,917 WHICH MEANS 332 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,667 I WILL PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO IT, 333 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:28,750 AND YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY. 334 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:31,458 YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE THAT CRIES EASILY, 335 00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:32,625 ARE YOU? 336 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:34,166 ONLY WHEN I WATCH THE NOTEBOOK. 337 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,917 [SIGHS] 338 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,458 OKAY, WE'LL GIVE THIS A SHOT, 339 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:44,542 BUT... 340 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,166 JUST WHILE I'M SIDELINED. 341 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,667 SIDELINED? 342 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,667 NOT PLAYING. INJURED. 343 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,583 RIGHT. 344 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,458 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL? 345 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:54,959 LET'S JUST SAY I'M LEARNING. 346 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,417 OKAY. 347 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,333 WELL, THEN LET'S JUST SAY THAT THIS IS ON A TRIAL BASIS, 348 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,917 BUT AS SOON AS I AM CLEARED TO PLAY, 349 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,083 I'M SORRY, 350 00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,250 I'M GOING BACK TO BEING A CHAUVINIST, 351 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,542 AND I'M GOING TO HIRE A GUY. 352 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:05,625 UNDERSTOOD. 353 00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:07,458 AND YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. 354 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,500 I PROMISE. 355 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:09,750 HMM. 356 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,291 [CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE] 357 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,417 LET'S GET YOU TO THE CAR. 358 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,959 [♪♪] 359 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,000 THANKS, PAL. 360 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,875 MR. HOLLAND, I GOT THAT INFORMATION YOU WANTED. 361 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,875 WILLIAMS INDUSTRIES IS SELLING AT 150 A SHARE. 362 00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,000 YEAH, I WASN'T ASKING YOU 363 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,333 ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET. 364 00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,667 WILLIAMS IS A BACKUP RECEIVER, 365 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:44,000 AND, UH, THERE WAS TALK OF A MID-SEASON TRADE. 366 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,458 OH. 367 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,667 WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UM, GO GET ME A BOTTLE OF WATER? 368 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,458 RIGHT AWAY. 369 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,709 HEY, PAL. 370 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,208 [MAN]: SMILE, SMILE. YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF. 371 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,291 YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF. 372 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,458 SOMEONE, GET RID OF THOSE CRUTCHES. 373 00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:06,917 HUNTER, HOLD HIM UP. 374 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,875 [MODEL YELPS] 375 00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:13,000 SOMEBODY, GET A BOARD, A STOOL, ANYTHING. 376 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,625 JUST PROP HIM UP. 377 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,834 HEY, MAN, I'M NOT A PIECE OF MEAT, ALL RIGHT? 378 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,417 MY APOLOGIES. 379 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,583 GOOD. 380 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:22,291 THIS IS JUST TEMPORARY, BY THE WAY. 381 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:24,542 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 382 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,750 WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST KIND OF TOWERING OVER HIM. 383 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,250 I COULD SCRUNCH DOWN. 384 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,041 WELL, THEN WE'D BE LOOKING AT YOUR CHEST, NOT YOUR FACE. 385 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,458 YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S TAKE FIVE MINUTES, 386 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,917 WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. 387 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,834 FIVE MINUTES. 388 00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,625 JUST GOING TO CHANGE SOME LIGHTS HERE. 389 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:40,083 I HAVE YOUR LUNCH FOR YOU. 390 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,917 YEAH, SORRY, ROOKIE, THE CLOCK RAN OUT. 391 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:43,917 I ALREADY ATE. 392 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,959 OKAY, 393 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,417 LET'S TRY SOME WITH THE JERSEY. 394 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,959 UH, YOU! 395 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,083 GO TO THE BACK, 396 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,500 GET DANNY'S JERSEY FROM THE RACK, PLEASE, QUICKLY. 397 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,875 YEAH, THAT'S NOT MINE. 398 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,834 THAT'S MANNING'S. 399 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,125 THIS IS THE ONE YOU WANT. 400 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,291 YEAH. 401 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:28,709 PATTY, 402 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,500 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 403 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:33,500 THAT'S MY BOSS WHO WAS LEANING UP AGAINST YOUR BOSS. 404 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,041 I'D HEARD YOU GOT A JOB, 405 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,333 BUT TRINA DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS WITH DANNY HOLLAND. 406 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,917 YOUR BOSS IS THE MODEL? 407 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,667 I JUST GOT BACK FROM A LONG LUNCH. 408 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,750 SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I EAT IN FRONT OF HER, 409 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:44,834 SO I DUCKED OUT FOR A BURGER. 410 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,792 SHE DOESN'T MIND YOU NOT BEING HERE? 411 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,500 WELL, WE'RE STILL IN THE TRIAL PHASE. 412 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:50,875 WOW. 413 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,500 I'M NOT SURE I'M GOING TO LAST EVEN TWO DAYS. 414 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,208 [HUNTER YELPS] 415 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,166 HEY! I'M CAUGHT. SOMEBODY, HELP! 416 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,417 [FABRIC TEARING] 417 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,917 GUYS, PLEASE, 418 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,709 COULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING, LIKE, RIGHT NOW? COME ON! 419 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:01,709 I THINK THAT I COULD HELP. 420 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:02,792 PLEASE. 421 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:03,792 MAYBE YOU BETTER NOT. 422 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,875 YOU CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER FUMBLE. 423 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,333 NO, I GOT THIS. 424 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,875 [FABRIC TEARING] 425 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,667 [TURNS OFF FAN] 426 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,917 [LAUREL]: I THINK I CAN FIX THIS. 427 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,166 [♪♪] 428 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,458 [PHOTOGRAPHER]: JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. NICE. 429 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,834 [LAUREL]: WILL THIS WORK? 430 00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:27,083 THAT'S REALLY AMAZING. 431 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,208 THANK YOU, MISS... 432 00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,291 IT'S LAUREL. 433 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,166 I'M MR. HOLLAND'S ASSISTANT. 434 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,208 WELL, THANK YOU, LAUREL. 435 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,291 CAN WE START SHOOTING? 436 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,792 YES, WE CAN START SHOOTING. 437 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,500 OKAY... THERE WE GO. 438 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,625 IMPRESSIVE. 439 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,208 YOU ARE GOING TO BE ONE HANDY ROOMMATE 440 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,667 TO HAVE AROUND. 441 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,917 IF WE EVER SEE EACH OTHER. 442 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,458 WITH OUR HOURS, WHO KNOWS? 443 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,750 OH, WE'LL BE SEEING EACH OTHER. 444 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,709 OUR BOSSES ARE AN ITEM. 445 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,291 WHAT A CLICHE. 446 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,875 AN ATHLETE DATING A MODEL. 447 00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:57,917 [LAUGHS] 448 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,875 [PHOTOGRAPHER]: OH, YEAH. 449 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,750 THAT'S IT, YES. 450 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,041 [SHUTTER CLICKING] 451 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,917 [♪♪] 452 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,917 JUST PUT IT RIGHT OVER HERE, GUYS. 453 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,875 THANK YOU. 454 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,625 ALL RIGHT. 455 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,583 THANKS. 456 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:16,792 ALL RIGHT, 457 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,750 YOU'RE ALL SET. 458 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,250 THANKS, DAD. I APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP. 459 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,750 YOU KNOW WHAT, 460 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:22,625 I'M GOING TO GIVE IT A TRY NOW. 461 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:23,792 WHOA. 462 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:24,959 SLOW DOWN, CHAMP. 463 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,291 THE DOCTOR SAID 464 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,166 YOU HAD TO TAKE IT EASY FOR THE FIRST WEEK. 465 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,291 YOU HAVE TO REST IT 466 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,959 AND KEEP ICING IT. 467 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,417 DAD, IF I REST TOO LONG, 468 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,625 I'M LIABLE TO BECOME ANOTHER HAS-BEEN. 469 00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:34,667 WE BOTH KNOW 470 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:35,750 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 471 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,750 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, SON. 472 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:37,583 YOU'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS. 473 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,333 I'M NOT GOOD AT... SITTING AROUND. 474 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,750 I KNOW IT'S HARD, 475 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:44,709 WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, 476 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:45,834 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, 477 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:46,834 THIS IS NOT THE END OF YOUR CAREER. 478 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,542 YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE. 479 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,041 NOW, WHAT DO WE SAY IN THIS FAMILY? 480 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,208 [SIGHS] 481 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:52,375 I KNOW. 482 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,542 "NEVER SETTLE FOR THE SIDELINES." 483 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,250 THAT'S RIGHT. 484 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,709 [DOOR OPENS] 485 00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,125 OH. 486 00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,458 HI. 487 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,125 I'M HERE FOR DANNY. I'M HIS NEW ASSISTANT, LAUREL. 488 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,750 REALLY? 489 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,333 I'M DANNY'S FATHER. 490 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:07,083 NICE TO MEET YOU. 491 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:07,959 THANK YOU. NOW, I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE 492 00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:08,959 HE STAYS OFF THAT FOOT, 493 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,959 AND IT NEEDS TO BE ICED 494 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,875 FOUR MORE TIMES TODAY. GOT IT? 495 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,125 -I'LL MAKE SURE. -OKAY. 496 00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:17,959 GOOD MORNING. 497 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,125 MORNING, ROOKIE. 498 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,583 I DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU AGAIN. 499 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,000 WHY NOT? 500 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,458 WELL, YOU HAD MORE FUMBLES THAN RECEPTIONS YESTERDAY. 501 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:27,750 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT 502 00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,000 THROW IN THE TOWEL. 503 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,709 I'M NO QUITTER. 504 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,250 TODAY'S GOING TO BE BETTER. 505 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,458 YOU'LL SEE. 506 00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,208 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO FOR YOU FIRST? 507 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,834 [♪♪] 508 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:38,834 MY DOG NEEDS WALKING. 509 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:42,500 YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DOGS, DO YOU? 510 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,250 NO, I LOVE THEM. 511 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,625 UM, I'M A GREAT DOG WALKER. 512 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:52,041 WELL, I GOTTA WARN YOU, 513 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:55,000 SHE DOESN'T LIKE MANY PEOPLE. 514 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,000 WHAT'S HER NAME? 515 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,625 KNUTE. 516 00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,417 YOU NAMED YOUR DOG AFTER NEWT GINGRICH? 517 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:05,125 NO, KNUTE ROCKNE. 518 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,375 IS HE SOMEONE FAMOUS? 519 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,208 -HE WAS. HE'S LEGENDARY NOW. -REALLY? 520 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,709 FOR WHAT? 521 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,125 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 522 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,458 FOR BEING THE GREATEST FOOTBALL COACH OF ALL TIME. 523 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:17,333 WOW. DID YOU EVER PLAY FOR HIM? 524 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,959 NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. 525 00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,583 KNUTE! 526 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,959 KNUTE! 527 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:24,917 COME HERE, GIRL. 528 00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:27,458 [BARKING] 529 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,583 POOPER-SCOOPER'S RIGHT HERE. 530 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,458 A SHOVEL? 531 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:40,709 OH, TRUST ME, 532 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:41,750 YOU'LL NEED IT. 533 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,542 [BARKING] 534 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,917 [♪♪] 535 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,083 SIT. 536 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,166 HUH... 537 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,125 KNUTE DIDN'T GIVE YOU A HARD TIME? 538 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,125 KNUTE CERTAINLY HAS A LOT OF ENERGY. 539 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,583 [CLAPPING AND BECKONING] 540 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,583 COME ON! 541 00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:17,250 MUST BE THE ANKLE. 542 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,125 IT'S PROBABLY FREAKING HER OUT. 543 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:22,959 I KNOW IT'S FREAKING ME OUT. 544 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:26,417 WELL, I AM GOING TO HIT THE SHOWERS. 545 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,125 OH. 546 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,667 THE OFFICE IS IN THERE. 547 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,542 THERE IS A CELLPHONE 548 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,375 ON THE DESK. 549 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,750 THAT'S FOR YOU, FOR AS LONG YOU KEEP THIS JOB. 550 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,083 THERE'S ALSO A PILE OF WORK 551 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,333 LEFT BY YOUR PREDECESSOR, 552 00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,333 BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR RIGHT NOW IS, 553 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:42,709 YOU NEED TO ORGANIZE MY SCHEDULE. 554 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:45,166 I NEED YOU TO CHECK 555 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,208 WITH THE TEAM PUBLICIST, 556 00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,625 MY PUBLICIST, 557 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:50,917 MY SPORTS AGENT, MY BOOK AGENT, 558 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,125 AND MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST. 559 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,375 YOU GOT THAT? 560 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,125 OF COURSE. 561 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,625 OF COURSE. 562 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,125 KNUTE... 563 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,291 COME HERE. 564 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,875 [DOORBELL RINGS] 565 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,333 CAN I HELP YOU? 566 00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,458 I WANT TO SEE DANNY BOY. 567 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,709 MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME? 568 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:43,583 DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 569 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,667 A WHAT? 570 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,834 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 571 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,583 WHO ARE YOU? 572 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,792 I ASKED YOU FIRST. 573 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,458 I'M ISAIAH HOWARDS. 574 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,750 WHO? 575 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,417 ISAIAH HOWARDS. BEST TIGHT END IN THE LEAGUE? 576 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,166 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 577 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,333 THEN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING IN DANNY HOLLAND'S HOUSE. 578 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:00,417 NOW, STEP ASIDE AND LET ME IN. 579 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,792 ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS PUSHY? 580 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:02,917 THAT'S HOW I MAKE A LIVING. 581 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,875 WANNA SEE? 582 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:06,709 HEY, ISAIAH. 583 00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:07,750 WHAT'S GOING ON? 584 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,375 SHE BELONG TO YOU? 585 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,834 WELL, THAT'S UP FOR SOME DEBATE, 586 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,250 BUT YOU CAN PUT HER DOWN NOW. 587 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,542 YOU... KNOW HIM. 588 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:18,000 HE'S MY TEAMMATE. 589 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,792 SHE'S MY NEW ASSISTANT. 590 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,041 AH. 591 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,792 SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE. 592 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,166 I NEED A NEW PUBLICIST. 593 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,667 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME 594 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,500 MOVE SOME OF MY STUFF IN EARLY. 595 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,417 THANK GINA. 596 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,834 WHEN IS SHE MOVING OUT? 597 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,834 RIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING. 598 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,458 HOW'S THE JOB GOING? 599 00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:55,625 NOT GREAT. 600 00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:57,500 ACTUALLY, 601 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:01,250 I STINK AT BEING A PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 602 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,208 IT'S NOT THE LONG HOURS, OR THE RUNNING AROUND, 603 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,583 OR EVEN THE STANDING UP TO A TIGHT END, 604 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,792 BUT HALF THE TIME, 605 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:08,375 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DANNY'S TALKING ABOUT 606 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:09,792 BECAUSE HE SPEAKS IN FOOTBALL. 607 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,291 I HAVE GOT JUST WHAT YOU NEED. 608 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,959 THIS IS THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT'S HANDBOOK, 609 00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:25,333 WHICH I HAPPENED TO HAVE AUTHORED. 610 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:27,500 IT WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED 611 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:28,709 TO MASTER THIS JOB. 612 00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,792 IT WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO TELL A CAP FROM A LATTE, 613 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,083 A FINE CUBAN CIGAR FROM A TWO-DOLLAR COSTA RICAN, 614 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,041 AND A PINOT FROM A MERLOT. 615 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,417 STUDY IT COVER-TO-COVER. 616 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,917 OH, AND MAKE SURE YOU TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT PAGE SIX. 617 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,875 IT HAS ALL THE UNLISTED NUMBERS 618 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,333 FOR THE PRIVATE CLUBS, RESTAURANTS, 619 00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:43,333 AND THE CHIEF OF POLICE. 620 00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:47,166 YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE. 621 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,917 THANKS. 622 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,041 I WILL ADD IT TO MY HOMEWORK. 623 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:52,792 HOMEWORK? 624 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:55,208 I NEED TO LEARN EVERYTHING I CAN ABOUT FOOTBALL 625 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,583 IF I WANT TO KEEP THIS JOB, 626 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,458 SO THAT'S TONIGHT'S READING. 627 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:00,375 THE JOB WILL GET EASIER. 628 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:01,959 I PROMISE. 629 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:04,375 EVEN IF YOUR BOSS DOESN'T WANT YOU? 630 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,542 YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY 631 00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,792 BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN THERE'S A WOMAN? 632 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,709 WELL, THE TRUTH IS, 633 00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:13,959 BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON, THERE IS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 634 00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:16,750 IS THAT IN THE HANDBOOK? 635 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,083 NO. 636 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,125 BUT I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT. 637 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,333 I THINK I'LL ADD IT TO THE NEXT EDITION. 638 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,500 GOOD MORNING. 639 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,917 [CLEARS THROAT] 640 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,500 WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING? 641 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,834 YOU LIKE IT? 642 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:36,834 I MADE IT MYSELF. 643 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,166 I NOTICED THE TEAM SHIRTS ARE SO MASCULINE, 644 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,208 SO I JUST PUT MY OWN SPIN ON IT. 645 00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:42,625 IT'S CALLED A JERSEY, NOT A SHIRT, 646 00:23:42,709 --> 00:23:45,417 AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GO OUT AND MAKE ONE FOR ME. 647 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,500 NO, I MADE YOU THESE. 648 00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,041 CRANBERRY WALNUT MUFFINS. 649 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:52,250 YOUR FAVORITE, RIGHT? 650 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,291 WHAT, NOTHING FOR THE DOG? 651 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,709 SHE ALREADY LIKES ME. 652 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,041 I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. 653 00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,291 I WON A BLUE RIBBON FOR THOSE AT THE STATE FAIR. 654 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,000 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A GIRL? 655 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,875 NOBODY'S EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT THAT BEFORE, 656 00:24:02,959 --> 00:24:04,542 BUT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A JOCK? 657 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,959 NO ONE'S EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT THAT EITHER. 658 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,875 AND THAT'S WHAT'S PAYING YOUR SALARY. 659 00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:10,750 [CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE] 660 00:24:12,959 --> 00:24:14,333 THAT'S MY RIDE. 661 00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:16,375 LUCAS IS PICKING ME UP FOR PRACTICE. 662 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,625 BUT YOU'RE IN A BOOT AND HAVE CRUTCHES. 663 00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,583 YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME. 664 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,750 I MAY NOT BE PLAYING, 665 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,125 BUT I STILL SHOW UP FOR PRACTICE. 666 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,333 COME GET ME AT 4:00, 667 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:30,500 AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON TIME. 668 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,500 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LIMO AND A DRIVER? 669 00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:35,417 NO, THE PUBLISHER ARRANGED THAT. 670 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,667 I NORMALLY DRIVE MYSELF, 671 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,125 BUT, OBVIOUSLY, RIGHT NOW I CAN'T. 672 00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,375 HEY. OH. 673 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,917 LUCAS, COME ON, LET'S GET GOING. 674 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,083 EXCUSE US, MISS, FOR RUSHING OUT ON YOU. 675 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,792 NO, NO, THAT'S... THAT'S JUST LAUREL. 676 00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:50,333 THAT'S MY NEW ASSISTANT. 677 00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:52,375 THIS IS RON LUCAS. 678 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,625 PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 679 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,375 NICE TO MEET YOU. 680 00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:57,333 AND QUITE THE SURPRISE, I MIGHT ADD. 681 00:24:57,417 --> 00:25:00,041 YEAH IT WAS FOR ME, TOO. 682 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,208 YEAH. 683 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,625 COME ON, LUCAS, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 684 00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:05,000 SEE YOU. 685 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:13,875 SHE'S CUTE. 686 00:25:13,959 --> 00:25:15,333 WHO? 687 00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:16,458 LAUREL. 688 00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:18,166 COME ON, LUCAS, SHE'S MY ASSISTANT. 689 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,083 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 690 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,250 OH, COME ON, 691 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,458 YOU KNOW HOW BAD I WANT TO MEET SOMEONE. 692 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:22,542 IS SHE SINGLE? 693 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,166 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 694 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,583 DON'T YOU TALK TO HER? 695 00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:27,583 NOT ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT. 696 00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:29,083 HEY, ROMEO, 697 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,917 KEEP YOUR MIND FOCUSED ON THE GAME, OKAY? 698 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:38,667 SHAWN, CALL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU CAN. 699 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,333 I NEED HELP WITH DANNY'S FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE, 700 00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:42,375 WHATEVER THAT IS. 701 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,667 SO, PLEASE, THE MINUTE YOU GET THIS, CALL ME. 702 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,583 OH, AND MAKE SURE TO CALL MY PERSONAL PHONE 703 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:47,500 AND NOT MY WORK PHONE. 704 00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:52,500 OKAY... 705 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:54,375 [DOORBELL RINGS] 706 00:25:55,834 --> 00:25:57,000 STAY. STAY. 707 00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,458 [DOG WHINING] 708 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:05,500 HI. 709 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:07,458 IS DANNY HOME? 710 00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:09,250 NO, AND I'M SO SORRY, 711 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,208 BUT WE DON'T ACCEPT GIFTS FROM FANS. 712 00:26:12,291 --> 00:26:13,500 OH, WE'RE NOT JUST ANY FANS. 713 00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,625 I'M DANNY'S MOTHER, AND THIS IS HIS SISTER. 714 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:17,500 CAN I SEE SOME PROOF? 715 00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:19,750 YOU MUST BE LAUREL. 716 00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:21,125 YOU MET MY HUSBAND YESTERDAY? 717 00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:22,875 WILL THAT GET US IN? 718 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,542 I'M SO SORRY, MRS. HOLLAND. 719 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,625 PLEASE, COME IN. 720 00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:28,458 THANK YOU. 721 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:38,333 DANNY TOLD ME NOT TO LET ANYONE IN. 722 00:26:38,417 --> 00:26:39,625 WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN US. 723 00:26:39,709 --> 00:26:41,208 I'M JULIE, BY THE WAY, AND THIS IS AVA. 724 00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:43,542 -HI. -HI. 725 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:44,834 I MADE DANNY A POT OF HIS FAVORITE CHILI. 726 00:26:44,917 --> 00:26:46,041 THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU. 727 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,125 HE'S LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A CARING FAMILY. 728 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,166 OH, WE'RE LUCKY, TOO. 729 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,333 WELL, BESIDES CHECKING UP ON DANNY, 730 00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:53,333 WE WANTED TO DROP OFF THE LIST FOR THE PARTY. 731 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:56,125 IS THIS SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 732 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,750 OH, DANNY'S 733 00:26:57,834 --> 00:27:00,375 GIVING HIS FATHER AND ME AN ANNIVERSARY PARTY. 734 00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:02,917 WHICH MEANS YOU'LL PROBABLY BE DOING ALL THE WORK. 735 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,625 [CHUCKLING] 736 00:27:04,709 --> 00:27:06,250 WELL, AT LEAST PLANNING A PARTY 737 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,709 IS SOMETHING I'M GOOD AT. 738 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,917 WELL, THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS 739 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,834 HAVE BEEN PARTICULARLY HARD ON HIM, 740 00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:13,083 SO I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TAKING ANYTHING TOO PERSONALLY. 741 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,000 NOPE. 742 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,709 PERSONAL ASSISTANT RULE NUMBER 8 SAYS 743 00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:17,709 THAT YOU HAVE TO DEVELOP A THICK SKIN, 744 00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:18,625 SO I'M WORKING ON IT. 745 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:21,792 IS IT A SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY? 746 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,750 YEAH, IT'S OUR 35th. 747 00:27:23,834 --> 00:27:27,083 WOW! 35 YEARS? 748 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,166 THAT'S... EPIC. 749 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,750 MY PARENTS ONLY LASTED SIX YEARS. 750 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,542 OH, I HOPE THAT DIDN'T DISCOURAGE YOU. 751 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,625 NO, JUST THE OPPOSITE. 752 00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:37,208 IT TURNED ME INTO A HOPELESS ROMANTIC. 753 00:27:37,291 --> 00:27:39,875 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, 754 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:43,083 ONLY I NEVER END UP WITH THE RIGHT GUY. 755 00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:44,625 OH, IT JUST HASN'T HAPPENED YET, SWEETIE, 756 00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:45,834 THAT'S ALL. 757 00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:47,250 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GIVE UP. 758 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,500 I MEAN, THERE'S PROBABLY SOME GUY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW 759 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,792 THINKING THE VERY SAME THING. 760 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,333 YEAH. 761 00:27:53,417 --> 00:27:54,291 WE'LL LET OURSELVES OUT. 762 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,333 OKAY, THANKS. 763 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:56,250 -BYE. -BYE. 764 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,208 BLACK 72! BLACK 72! 765 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:14,834 RED 27! HUT! 766 00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:16,709 LET'S GO! 767 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:20,834 GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB. 768 00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:22,667 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 769 00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:28,667 HEY... 770 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,750 YOU LOOKED GOOD OUT THERE TODAY. 771 00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,083 FEELIN' GOOD. 772 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,792 TOO GOOD. 773 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,000 I'M STARTING TO WORRY. 774 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:34,959 NO, YOU AREN'T. 775 00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:37,166 NEED A RIDE? 776 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,375 YEAH, I MIGHT. 777 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:39,333 LAUREL WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP, BUT... 778 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:40,667 I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENED TO HER. 779 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,208 HAPPENED TO WHO? 780 00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,959 DANNY'S GOT A NEW ASSISTANT. 781 00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:45,500 ANOTHER ONE. 782 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:46,875 ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING ABOUT ASKING HER OUT. 783 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:49,000 IT'S A HER? 784 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,000 AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO FORGET ABOUT IT. 785 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,500 IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE IF YOU DATED HER, 786 00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,041 BUT I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME ASKING HER OUT. 787 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,500 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 788 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:00,208 LAUREL, WHERE ARE YOU? 789 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:01,291 YOU'RE HERE? 790 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,792 NO... I COULDN'T FIND YOU. 791 00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,208 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE LOST? 792 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,083 YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. 793 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,166 OH, WE DON'T MIND. 794 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,125 WANT TO MEET YOUR NEW ASSISTANT. 795 00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:15,291 THERE'S NOTHING TO MEET, DURBIN. 796 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:16,875 SHE'S JUST A GIRL. 797 00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:18,500 OH, I SEE HIM. 798 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:20,417 THANKS. THANKS SO MUCH. 799 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,709 SORRY. 800 00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:25,041 THEY SHOULD REALLY HAND OUT MAPS FOR THIS PLACE. 801 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,542 THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. 802 00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:27,667 NICE JERSEY. 803 00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:28,583 BUT WHERE CAN I GET ONE FOR MY WIFE? 804 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,125 OH, THANKS. 805 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,417 I MADE IT. 806 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,667 LATER, GUYS. I GOTTA GET GOING. 807 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,667 BYE. 808 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,417 BYE. 809 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:38,125 THIS PLACE IS REALLY CONFUSING. 810 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:41,917 WHERE'S YOUR CAR? 811 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 OH, IT'S, UM, RIGHT OVER THERE. 812 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,250 THE... THE RED ONE? 813 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:49,542 [CHUCKLES] THAT'S YOUR CAR? 814 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:50,583 I KNOW IT'S OLD, 815 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:52,333 AND IT DRIVES KIND OF LOUD, 816 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,875 BUT IT'S SORT OF A CLASSIC, AND I LOVE IT. 817 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,750 IS IT A 1964 OR '65? 818 00:29:57,834 --> 00:29:59,417 '65. 819 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:00,834 '65... 820 00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:02,250 I HAD AN '65 IN HIGH SCHOOL. 821 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,375 IT WAS A HAND-ME-DOWN FROM MY GRANDDAD. 822 00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:10,083 IT WAS A GREAT CAR. 823 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:15,250 [ENGINE STARTER WHINING] 824 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,417 IT RUNS, REALLY. 825 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,041 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 826 00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:21,917 IT'S KIND OF AN UNUSUAL CAR 827 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,166 FOR A GIRL TO BE DRIVING. 828 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,041 AND I CAN DRIVE IT JUST AS WELL AS ANY GUY. 829 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,917 HEY, GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 830 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,750 COACH WANTS TO SEE YOU FOR A SECOND. 831 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,166 -THANKS. -YEAH. 832 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,208 -HEY. -HEY. 833 00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:38,667 JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, 834 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:39,625 WHAT YOU DID WITH THE TEAM JERSEYS WAS GREAT. 835 00:30:39,709 --> 00:30:40,625 YOU'RE REALLY CREATIVE. 836 00:30:40,709 --> 00:30:42,834 I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 837 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,333 I REALLY MEAN IT. 838 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:45,959 I'M NOT THE TYPE OF GUY WHO DOESN'T MEAN WHAT HE SAYS. 839 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:47,750 GOOD TO KNOW. 840 00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:49,625 SO, FEEL FREE TO TELL ME IF YOU SEE ME MESSING UP. 841 00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:50,750 [LAUGHS] 842 00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,250 WELL, I WILL BE SEEING A LOT OF YOU, 843 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,000 WITH DANNY, I MEAN, 844 00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,667 SO I WILL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 845 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:56,625 THANKS. 846 00:30:56,709 --> 00:30:57,750 YOU'RE WELCOME. 847 00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:59,625 I NEVER KNEW FOOTBALL PLAYERS 848 00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:01,041 WERE SO NICE. 849 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,542 WELL, WE'RE NOT ALL BAD BOYS. 850 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,291 HEY, LUCAS, DON'T YOU GOT SOMEPLACE TO BE? 851 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:06,417 NO. 852 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,333 YEAH, WELL, I DO, SO... 853 00:31:08,417 --> 00:31:09,291 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 854 00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:11,458 -BYE. -BYE. 855 00:31:12,792 --> 00:31:13,667 CASANOVA... 856 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:15,333 [CHUCKLES] 857 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:19,166 ARE WE HEADING FOR HOME? 858 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,750 NO. 859 00:31:22,834 --> 00:31:24,000 [GROANING] 860 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,291 YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE BAY AREA BOY'S CENTER. 861 00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,208 I'M WORKING WITH SOME OF THE KIDS THERE, 862 00:31:29,291 --> 00:31:30,709 AND THEN I HAVE A DATE WITH HUNTER, 863 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:32,375 SO, UM... 864 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,750 YOU CAN TAKE THE NIGHT OFF. 865 00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:36,041 IF YOU'RE ENTERTAINING, 866 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:37,875 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME FIX UP THE HOUSE A BIT? 867 00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:40,125 WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? I HAVE A HOUSEKEEPER. 868 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:41,583 I JUST MEAN 869 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,166 I COULD TRY AND MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE ROMANTIC. 870 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,583 TRY AND HIDE THE FACT 871 00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:47,917 THAT YOU HAVE A GYM IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. 872 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,291 YOU KNOW, MAYBE SOME CANDLES, 873 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,875 FLOWERS, SOFT MUSIC... 874 00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:52,208 [CHUCKLES] 875 00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:54,375 NO MICHAEL BUBLE. 876 00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:55,750 GOT IT. 877 00:31:55,834 --> 00:31:58,083 OH, AND I NEED YOU TO PICK UP 878 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,500 A BAG OF FOOD FOR KNUTE. 879 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,709 WE USE THE 30-POUND SIZE, 880 00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:02,834 BUT DON'T WORRY, 881 00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:04,291 THEY'LL CARRY IT TO THE CAR FOR YOU. 882 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:07,792 I SUPPOSE I'LL BE THE ONE CARRYING IT INTO THE HOUSE? 883 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:11,542 WELL, I CAN'T EXACTLY IN MY CONDITION. 884 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:14,166 IF YOU WERE A GUY, IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. 885 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,417 DON'T WORRY. 886 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,542 I'M STRONGER THAN I LOOK. 887 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,041 HMM. 888 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:23,250 WELL, IN THAT CASE, GET THE 50-POUND BAG. 889 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,500 IT'S MORE ECONOMICAL. 890 00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:27,750 [♪♪] 891 00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:10,458 [♪♪] 892 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:27,542 [CHATTING PLEASANTLY] 893 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:28,875 THAT WAS FUN. 894 00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:32,000 HEY, KNUTE. 895 00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:33,041 I DIDN'T THINK THAT 896 00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:34,333 WHEN YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO A CLUB, 897 00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:35,917 YOU MEANT-- [YELPS] 898 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,959 --YOU MEANT THE BOY'S CLUB WITH LITTLE BOYS. 899 00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:38,917 WELL, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO COME 900 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:39,959 TO ONE OF MY BOOK EVENTS. 901 00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,166 YEAH, FOR ADULTS, NOT CHILDREN. 902 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,875 WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, 903 00:33:43,959 --> 00:33:45,750 THAT IS WHO I WROTE THE BOOK FOR. 904 00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:48,458 -WHAT? -GET AWAY... 905 00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:50,583 SHE'S JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY. 906 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:53,542 CAN'T YOU PUT HER OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING? 907 00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:56,792 UH... YEAH, SURE, YEAH. 908 00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:58,500 COME ON, KNUTE, LET'S GO OUTSIDE. 909 00:33:58,583 --> 00:33:59,750 COME ON. 910 00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:02,625 LET'S GO. YEAH. 911 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,125 COME ON. 912 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,834 DID YOU DO ALL OF THIS FOR ME? 913 00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:13,667 AND YOU EVEN REMEMBERED YELLOW ROSES ARE MY FAVORITE. 914 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,041 THEY ARE? 915 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:17,458 OH, YEAH, UH, RIGHT. YEAH. 916 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:24,583 [PATS CUSHION] 917 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,375 [GIGGLES] 918 00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:28,542 [SIGHING] 919 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:29,917 THANK YOU. 920 00:34:33,792 --> 00:34:35,750 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING 921 00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:38,125 SINCE YOU'RE INJURED AND NOT PLAYING ANYWAY, 922 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,542 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME TO ROME? 923 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:42,041 I'LL BE ON A PHOTO SHOOT FOR A WEEK, 924 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,166 AND WE COULD TAKE ANOTHER WEEK AND GO TO VENICE. 925 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,166 VENICE... 926 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,500 MM-HMM. 927 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:50,083 UM, AS TEMPTING AS THAT SOUNDS, 928 00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:51,458 I CAN'T. 929 00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:53,125 AND WHY NOT? 930 00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:55,291 WELL, BEING OUT WITH AN INJURY 931 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,083 ISN'T LIKE BEING ON VACATION. 932 00:34:57,166 --> 00:35:00,417 BESIDES ALL THE REHAB, I'M STILL PART OF A TEAM. 933 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,750 I HAVE TO SHOW UP EVERY DAY. 934 00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:03,875 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 935 00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:06,125 ITALY WOULD'VE BEEN FUN. 936 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:09,375 [KNUTE BARKING AND WHINING OUTSIDE] 937 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:10,500 KNUTE! 938 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,291 QUIET, GIRL! 939 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,500 WELL, WE COULD DO SOMETHING FUN 940 00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,959 ONCE YOU'RE BACK IN TOWN. 941 00:35:18,041 --> 00:35:19,834 I WILL HOLD YOU TO IT. 942 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:20,834 [KNUTE GROANING OUTSIDE] 943 00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:21,834 KNUTE, KNOCK IT OFF! 944 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:23,417 [GRUMBLING AND GROANING] 945 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,750 I'M SORRY. 946 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,041 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HER TONIGHT. 947 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,417 MAYBE SHE'S JEALOUS. 948 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:31,458 I DON'T KNOW, 949 00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:32,959 SHE'S NEVER ACTED LIKE THAT BEFORE. 950 00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,083 MAYBE IT'S ME. 951 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,417 I MEAN, I LIKE DOGS-- 952 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,458 MOST OF THE TIME. 953 00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:40,291 WELL, HOW DO YOU, UH, FEEL 954 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:42,417 ABOUT THEIR OWNERS? 955 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,750 WELL, THERE IS ONE 956 00:35:44,834 --> 00:35:46,583 THAT I AM VERY FOND OF. 957 00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:48,959 [SCRATCHING AND BARKING] 958 00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:51,834 OH, MY GOSH, THAT DOG IS RUINING OUR EVENING. 959 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,834 I MEAN, MAYBE IF I BROUGHT HER INSIDE, 960 00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:54,959 SHE'D CALM DOWN. 961 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:58,250 UH, SHE MIGHT, BUT I WON'T. 962 00:35:58,333 --> 00:35:59,875 DANNY, I JUST, I CAN'T HANDLE THIS TONIGHT. 963 00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:02,125 I'VE GOT A REALLY EARLY CALL IN THE MORNING, 964 00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:03,250 SO I'M JUST GOING TO GO. 965 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:06,417 WELL, I-I'M SORRY SHE'S BEHAVING THIS WAY. 966 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,375 YEAH, SO AM I. 967 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:09,792 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HER TONIGHT. 968 00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:11,834 [KNUTE BARKING OUTSIDE] 969 00:36:11,917 --> 00:36:13,041 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO 970 00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,917 GETTING HER A REALLY GOOD PET THERAPIST. 971 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,667 [SIGHING] 972 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,583 [SNIFFING AND WHINING] 973 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:37,166 MAYBE YOU DO NEED A THERAPIST. 974 00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:41,375 OKAY. 975 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:50,834 [CLEARS THROAT] 976 00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:57,333 I WAS ON MY WAY OUT WHEN YOU GUYS CAME IN, 977 00:36:57,417 --> 00:37:00,417 AND I WAS GONNA SLIP AWAY 978 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:01,375 WHEN YOU WENT INTO THE OTHER ROOM, 979 00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:02,333 BUT THEN YOU DIDN'T, SO... 980 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:05,458 HERE I AM. 981 00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:06,458 HMM. 982 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,625 DID YOU, UH, DID YOU HEAR EVERYTHING? 983 00:37:09,709 --> 00:37:11,417 IT WAS A LITTLE MUFFLED, 984 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:14,417 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M THE ONE THAT RUINED YOUR EVENING, 985 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,750 AND NOT KNUTE. 986 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:19,083 WELL... 987 00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:21,500 AT LEAST WE KNOW SHE'S NOT CRAZY. 988 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:22,959 AM I FIRED? 989 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:23,917 WHAT? NO. 990 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:27,041 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT WE CAME HOME EARLY. 991 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,500 YOU DID A NICE JOB, THOUGH, 992 00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:32,333 FIXING UP THE PLACE. 993 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,834 AND THE ROSES, THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH. 994 00:37:35,917 --> 00:37:38,375 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY WERE HER FAVORITE? 995 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:39,333 TRADE SECRET. 996 00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:43,166 SHOULDN'T YOU BE OFF YOUR FEET? 997 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:45,792 [SIGHS HEAVILY] PROBABLY. 998 00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:48,041 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 999 00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:49,458 YOUR MOM'S CHILI IS IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 1000 00:37:49,542 --> 00:37:52,500 NO. I'M GOOD. 1001 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,500 BESIDES THE CHILI, 1002 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:58,500 SHE ALSO DROPPED OFF AN INVITATION LIST. 1003 00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:00,375 OH... YEAH. 1004 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,875 I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PARTY. 1005 00:38:02,959 --> 00:38:04,333 OH, NO BIG DEAL. 1006 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,542 YOUR MOM AND AVA FILLED ME IN. 1007 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,333 OH. 1008 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:10,083 IT'S REALLY NICE YOU'RE DOING THIS. 1009 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:13,417 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, 35 YEARS IS A BIG DEAL. 1010 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,917 [CHUCKLES] 1011 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,291 THEY'RE STILL CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER. 1012 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:20,166 LOVE STORIES LIKE THAT ARE WHAT PEOPLE DREAM ABOUT. 1013 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,417 YEAH, I SUPPOSE SO. 1014 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:25,250 IF THERE EVER WERE ROLE MODELS, THEY'RE IT. 1015 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,250 BUT NOT EVERYBODY'S LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND WHAT THEY HAVE. 1016 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,625 I CAN TELL YOU 1017 00:38:28,709 --> 00:38:30,709 MY PARENTS ARE ROLE MODELS OF WHAT NOT TO DO. 1018 00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:32,750 THAT BAD? 1019 00:38:32,834 --> 00:38:34,291 LET'S JUST SAY 1020 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:36,625 MOST OF MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES ARE OF MY PARENTS ARGUING. 1021 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:38,750 FORTUNATELY, 1022 00:38:38,834 --> 00:38:39,917 THEY FIGURED IT OUT EARLY ENOUGH 1023 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,542 AND GOT A DIVORCE. 1024 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,041 THEY'RE BOTH GREAT, 1025 00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:45,458 AND I REALLY LOVE BEING WITH THEM, 1026 00:38:45,542 --> 00:38:48,125 BUT I REALLY MISSED HAVING A FAMILY 1027 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,500 WHEN I WAS GROWING UP. 1028 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,166 YEAH, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT THAT MUST'VE BEEN LIKE. 1029 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:54,250 WE HAVE A GREAT FAMILY, 1030 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:57,667 BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY HELP ME OR AVA 1031 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:58,834 IN THE ROMANCE DEPARTMENT. 1032 00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:00,250 [CHUCKLES] 1033 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:01,625 I'VE HAD A LOT OF FAILED RELATIONSHIPS, 1034 00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:05,166 AND I DON'T KNOW, IT'S NOT... 1035 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:08,667 IT'S NOT FUN SEEING IT PLASTERED ALL OVER CYBER SPACE 1036 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:10,125 FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE. 1037 00:39:10,208 --> 00:39:12,333 BUT YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP. 1038 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:13,875 [CHUCKLES] 1039 00:39:13,959 --> 00:39:15,667 I JUST DON'T GET TOO SERIOUS ANYMORE. 1040 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:19,083 BUT HOW CAN YOU FALL IN LOVE IF YOU DON'T GET SERIOUS? 1041 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:20,834 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE? 1042 00:39:25,542 --> 00:39:27,917 I BETTER FINISH CLEANING UP BEFORE I LEAVE. 1043 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,625 HE SOUNDS LIKE A JERK. 1044 00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:42,875 YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM. 1045 00:39:42,959 --> 00:39:44,000 LISTEN, 1046 00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:45,041 I'VE GOTTA GET GOING, 1047 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,166 BUT DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN. 1048 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,125 THERE ARE STILL SOME NICE GUYS OUT THERE. 1049 00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:49,458 OKAY, BYE. 1050 00:39:49,542 --> 00:39:52,834 DID I MENTION NO PERSONAL CALLS? 1051 00:39:52,917 --> 00:39:54,375 SORRY. 1052 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,291 AVA SAYS HELLO. 1053 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,792 YOU WERE TALKING TO MY SISTER? 1054 00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,458 SHE SAID SHE TRIED CALLING YOU, 1055 00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:01,750 BUT IT WENT TO VOICEMAIL. 1056 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:02,959 SHE WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING. 1057 00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:05,375 WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER 1058 00:40:05,458 --> 00:40:06,291 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE? 1059 00:40:07,834 --> 00:40:09,083 SHE'S YOUR FAMILY. 1060 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,750 SHE'S CONCERNED. 1061 00:40:10,834 --> 00:40:12,500 SO AM I, AND THEM ASKING ME HOW I AM ALL THE TIME 1062 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:13,625 ISN'T HELPING. 1063 00:40:13,709 --> 00:40:17,333 NEITHER IS AVOIDING THEIR CALLS. 1064 00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:19,250 PUSHING PEOPLE AWAY ISN'T ALWAYS THE ANSWER. 1065 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,208 OH, HEY, I AM NOT DOING THAT, OKAY? 1066 00:40:20,291 --> 00:40:21,709 I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY. 1067 00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:22,875 MORE BUSY THAN USUAL ACTUALLY, 1068 00:40:22,959 --> 00:40:25,083 WITH THE BOOK 1069 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,583 AND, YOU KNOW, ALL THE REHAB 1070 00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:27,917 AND EVERYTHING. 1071 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 ISN'T THAT JUST AN EXCUSE? 1072 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:32,709 I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED ON THAT BEFORE. 1073 00:40:35,417 --> 00:40:37,041 THERE IS MY PLAYBOOK. 1074 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,750 I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT. [CHUCKLES] 1075 00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,417 WAIT. THIS-- 1076 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,667 THIS IS NOT MY PLAYBOOK. 1077 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,125 OH, NO, SORRY. 1078 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:49,166 THAT'S MY NOTEBOOK. 1079 00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,208 IT'S JUST SOME SKETCHES I'VE BEEN WORKING ON. 1080 00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:55,250 BUT ONLY DURING MY LUNCH BREAK. 1081 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:56,333 HONEST. 1082 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:58,375 THESE LOOK PROFESSIONAL. 1083 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,542 IS THIS ANOTHER HIDDEN TALENT OF YOURS? 1084 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:02,834 [SIGHS] 1085 00:41:02,917 --> 00:41:05,250 THE JURY'S STILL OUT ON THAT. 1086 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:07,250 I GOT MY DEGREE IN FASHION DESIGN, 1087 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,917 BUT I HAVEN'T EXACTLY TURNED IT INTO A CAREER YET. 1088 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,792 AH, OF COURSE, THE JERSEY YOU MADE. 1089 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:15,250 NOW I... SEE THE CONNECTION. 1090 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:18,250 YOUR PLAYBOOK IS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. 1091 00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:19,750 I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE EARLIER AND THOUGHT IT WAS MINE. 1092 00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:24,875 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1093 00:41:24,959 --> 00:41:25,875 OH. 1094 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,250 DANNY HOLLAND'S OFFICE. 1095 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,792 OH, HEY, DREW. 1096 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,291 HOLD ON, LET ME ASK. 1097 00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:33,917 HEY, NED WANTS TO KNOW 1098 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,458 IF YOU CAN GO TO DINNER SOME TIME NEXT WEEK 1099 00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:36,667 WITH SOMEONE NAMED MARINO? 1100 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:38,542 DAN MARINO! 1101 00:41:38,625 --> 00:41:39,792 [LAUGHS] 1102 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:43,625 THE ONLY NIGHT THAT YOU HAVE FREE IS TUESDAY. 1103 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,458 ABSOLUTELY. 1104 00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:46,625 HE'S ALSO SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW, ISN'T HE? 1105 00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:47,625 YEAH. 1106 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:54,417 IT'S TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY BROTHERS. 1107 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:55,542 IT PROBABLY WOULD'VE MADE THIS JOB 1108 00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:57,583 A LOT EASIER FOR YOU. 1109 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,125 HEY, IT SOUNDS LIKE TUESDAY NIGHT WILL WORK. 1110 00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:05,709 COME ON, MINERS! 1111 00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:08,000 SO, WHEN IS PATTY ACTUALLY MOVING IN? 1112 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:10,583 SHE HAS A HALF DAY OFF IN THE NEXT THREE WEEKS, 1113 00:42:10,667 --> 00:42:12,917 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, SHE'S LEAVING A FEW BOXES. 1114 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,291 SHE'S IN ROME WITH HUNTER. 1115 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,500 ROME? 1116 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,959 LET'S GO, BOYS, DON'T GET LAZY! 1117 00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:19,709 TOO BAD YOU GOT STUCK WORKING FOR A FOOTBALL PLAYER. 1118 00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:21,625 DON'T LET SHAWN HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 1119 00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:22,792 OH, BEFORE I FORGET-- 1120 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:23,959 GO DEEP, GO DEEP... 1121 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,208 --RON LUCAS CALLED YOU EARLIER. 1122 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,417 RON LUCAS CALLED HERE? 1123 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,667 SHAWN, DON'T YOU DARE LOOK IN HERE! 1124 00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:30,583 THAT'S BAD LUCK! 1125 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,250 SORRY. 1126 00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:38,000 YOU KNOW WHO RON LUCAS IS? 1127 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,417 OF COURSE I KNOW WHO RON LUCAS IS. 1128 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,834 I'D BETTER, IF I'M MARRYING SHAWN. 1129 00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:43,333 I THINK HE WANTS TO ASK ME OUT. 1130 00:42:44,834 --> 00:42:46,166 AND IS THAT A GOOD THING? 1131 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:48,375 UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, IT WOULD BE, 1132 00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:49,834 BUT SINCE HE'S MY BOSS' BEST FRIEND, 1133 00:42:49,917 --> 00:42:52,250 IT'S KIND OF AWKWARD. 1134 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:54,125 THIS JOB'S REALLY CHANGING YOU. 1135 00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:56,000 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN CONSIDERED 1136 00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:57,208 DATING AN ATHLETE BEFORE. 1137 00:42:57,291 --> 00:43:00,041 ATHLETES DON'T ALWAYS FIT THE STEREOTYPE. 1138 00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:01,500 I'M EVEN BEGINNING TO THINK 1139 00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:02,834 THAT THERE'S ANOTHER SIDE TO DANNY. 1140 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:04,166 OH, REALLY? 1141 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:05,500 I'M JUST SAYING 1142 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,959 THAT PEOPLE AREN'T ALWAYS WHO YOU THINK THEY ARE. 1143 00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,333 MM-HMM... 1144 00:43:08,417 --> 00:43:10,208 LAUREL! FOURTH QUARTER'S ALMOST OVER. 1145 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:11,250 IF YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU ABOUT FOOTBALL, 1146 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:12,125 YOU'D BETTER GET OUT HERE. 1147 00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:13,291 IT'S FINE. 1148 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:14,917 OKAY, UM, JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES. 1149 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,041 BE CAREFUL ABOUT THE PINS. 1150 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:18,041 I WON'T MOVE. 1151 00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:19,542 OKAY. 1152 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:22,166 OKAY. 1153 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:23,875 -OKAY, HAVE A SEAT. -OKAY. 1154 00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:26,083 I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU 1155 00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:27,250 ABOUT THE FIRST DOWN MARKER? 1156 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,125 SEE THAT YELLOW LINE 1157 00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:30,041 THAT GOES ALL THE WAY DOWN THE SCREEN-- 1158 00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:31,041 [SHOUTING] AH! FACEMASK! 1159 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:33,375 AH, FACEMASK! 1160 00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:34,458 WELL-- 1161 00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:35,542 WHY IS IT MOVING? 1162 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:38,917 BECAUSE THEY'RE GAINING YARDAGE. 1163 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000 AND IT'S TEN YARDS TO A FIRST DOWN, RIGHT? 1164 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,208 YEAH. 1165 00:43:42,291 --> 00:43:43,625 YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO PICK THIS UP. 1166 00:43:43,709 --> 00:43:44,917 HI. 1167 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,291 LAUREL, I NEED HELP. I'M STUCK. 1168 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,083 OKAY, HOLD ON. DON'T MOVE. 1169 00:43:50,166 --> 00:43:51,083 YUP... 1170 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,667 THANK YOU. 1171 00:44:18,834 --> 00:44:20,667 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1172 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:21,709 I'M TRYING TO GET MY PHONE. 1173 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,208 IT JUST FELL UNDER THE COUCH. 1174 00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:24,500 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. 1175 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:30,834 I'M GUESSING THIS ISN'T YOURS. 1176 00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:32,500 WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK 1177 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:34,834 FOOTBALL PLAYERS CAN READ LITERATURE? 1178 00:44:34,917 --> 00:44:36,917 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO WENT TO COLLEGE, YOU KNOW. 1179 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,792 IT'S JUST, IT'S RIGHT UNDER HERE. 1180 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:38,834 DO YOU SEE IT? 1181 00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:40,458 RIGHT HERE. 1182 00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:44,959 [♪♪] 1183 00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:55,041 THANK YOU. 1184 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,834 YUP. 1185 00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:01,250 OW! 1186 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,917 [GROANS] 1187 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,917 YOU'VE BEEN VOTED SEXIEST MAN IN SPORTS 1188 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,083 TWO YEARS IN A ROW. 1189 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,041 HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 1190 00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:13,375 IT'S VERY NICE, 1191 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:15,458 BUT IT'S NOT WHAT MY BOOK IS ABOUT. 1192 00:45:15,542 --> 00:45:17,792 YOU'RE DATING HUNTER ST. JAMES. 1193 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,875 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE OFF THE MARKET? 1194 00:45:19,959 --> 00:45:23,625 I'D PREFER NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIFE. 1195 00:45:23,709 --> 00:45:26,083 THEN YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT? 1196 00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:28,542 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT EITHER WAY. 1197 00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:30,917 OKAY, COME ON, BUT YOUR FANS WANT TO KNOW. 1198 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,250 [SIGHS] 1199 00:45:33,917 --> 00:45:35,208 JUST... 1200 00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:36,542 LET ME JUST SAY THAT... 1201 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:37,542 THAT... 1202 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,917 MY AREA OF EXPERTISE IS PLAYING ON THE FIELD, 1203 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,458 NOT PLAYING THE FIELD. 1204 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,125 SURE. 1205 00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:50,542 NOW, HOW ABOUT WE GET BACK TO DISCUSSING MY BOOK, 1206 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:53,291 WHICH, AS YOU KNOW, I WROTE FOR KIDS, 1207 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:56,250 AND ALL THE PROCEEDS GO TO INNER-CITY YOUTH PROGRAMS... 1208 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:57,667 OKAY... 1209 00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:05,750 -YOU STILL THERE? -OH, YEAH. 1210 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:19,792 HERE, LET ME. 1211 00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:22,208 I CAN GET OUT OF THE CAR MYSELF. 1212 00:46:22,291 --> 00:46:23,208 RIGHT. 1213 00:46:23,291 --> 00:46:24,291 SORRY. 1214 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,875 [ENGINE STARTER WHINING AND CLUNKING] 1215 00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:39,625 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1216 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,959 [STARTER WHINING] 1217 00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:46,041 [STARTER CHUGGING AND STRUGGLING] 1218 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,041 PROBLEM? 1219 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:55,333 NO, IT'S FINE. 1220 00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:56,709 I'LL JUST CALL THE AUTO CLUB. 1221 00:46:58,166 --> 00:46:59,458 WHY DON'T I TAKE A LOOK? 1222 00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:00,875 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 1223 00:47:00,959 --> 00:47:03,041 I'M NOT GOING TO RUIN YOUR CAR 1224 00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:04,125 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF. 1225 00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:05,166 I USED TO WORK ON MINE ALL THE TIME. 1226 00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:09,500 FINE, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO. 1227 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:22,083 I THINK I SEE THE PROBLEM. 1228 00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:29,208 THAT'S AMAZING. 1229 00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,333 [SIGHS] 1230 00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,542 OH, YOU'VE GOT SOME GREASE... 1231 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:34,834 HOLD ON. 1232 00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:36,667 I HAVE... YEAH. 1233 00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:42,375 DID I... DID I GET IT? 1234 00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,500 NO. [CHUCKLES] 1235 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:47,750 NOW IT'S ON YOUR NOSE. 1236 00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:49,875 [CHUCKLING] 1237 00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,750 HEY... 1238 00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:06,041 I EVEN READ IT. 1239 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:07,792 WHAT'D YOU THINK? 1240 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:12,542 I THOUGHT IT WAS HONEST AND INSPIRING. 1241 00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:14,166 I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE PART 1242 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:16,000 WHERE YOU TALKED ABOUT KIDS OVERCOMING THEIR FEARS. 1243 00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:19,250 THAT'S 'CAUSE I LIVED IT. 1244 00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:21,709 THERE ARE A LOT OF KIDS 1245 00:48:21,792 --> 00:48:25,917 WITH WORSE ODDS THAN I EVER HAD. 1246 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,417 THAT'S WHY I WROTE THE BOOK. 1247 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:30,166 WELL, IF THE FOOTBALL THING DOESN'T WORK OUT, 1248 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:31,875 I GUESS YOU'VE GOT A FUTURE AS A WRITER. 1249 00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:36,709 I'M SERIOUS. 1250 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,125 THANK YOU. 1251 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:44,458 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1252 00:48:44,542 --> 00:48:45,875 OKAY. 1253 00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:54,250 OH, AND DANNY WANTS TO KNOW 1254 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,458 IF IT'S ALL RIGHT TO INVITE A FEW OF HIS TEAMMATES. 1255 00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:57,792 OH, OF COURSE. 1256 00:48:59,041 --> 00:48:59,959 HOW IS DANNY? 1257 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:01,959 HE'S DOING WELL. 1258 00:49:02,041 --> 00:49:04,333 BUSIER THAN USUAL, I GUESS. 1259 00:49:04,417 --> 00:49:06,625 THEN YOU MUST BE BUSIER THAN USUAL, TOO, 1260 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:08,667 SO WHY DON'T I HELP OUT A BIT? 1261 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:10,250 I'LL CALL THE PLAYERS AND INVITE THEM, 1262 00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,583 SINCE I KNOW MOST OF THEM. 1263 00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,166 THAT WOULD BE GREAT, THANK YOU. 1264 00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,375 ERIC DURBIN, ISAIAH HOWARDS, 1265 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,417 RON LUCAS... 1266 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:22,250 I HAVEN'T SEEN RON IN A WHILE. 1267 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:24,166 GLAD HE'S ON THE LIST. 1268 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,083 IS DANNY BRINGING A DATE? 1269 00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,667 I ASSUME HUNTER. 1270 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:30,208 SHE'S THE MODEL? 1271 00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:31,500 NATURALLY. 1272 00:49:31,583 --> 00:49:33,250 HAVEN'T YOU MET HER? 1273 00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:36,000 OH, DANNY DOESN'T INTRODUCE US UNLESS IT'S SERIOUS. 1274 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:39,875 WHICH MEANS WE HAVEN'T MET MANY OF DANNY'S GIRLFRIENDS. 1275 00:49:39,959 --> 00:49:41,458 OH, I REALLY LIKE THIS. 1276 00:49:41,542 --> 00:49:42,709 ISN'T THAT SWEET? 1277 00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:44,625 OH, YEAH, THAT'S REALLY PRETTY. 1278 00:49:44,709 --> 00:49:47,208 I WISH DANNY WOULD FIND SOMEONE TO GET SERIOUS WITH. 1279 00:49:47,291 --> 00:49:49,208 DESPITE APPEARANCES, 1280 00:49:49,291 --> 00:49:50,792 HE'S REALLY NOT ONE OF THOSE PLAYER TYPES. 1281 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,917 JUST SEEMS LIKE 1282 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,709 HE'S DATING THE WRONG TYPE OF WOMEN. 1283 00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,917 I'M PRETTY SURE HE KNOWS THAT. 1284 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,458 TEN MORE SECONDS, COME ON. 1285 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,917 ANKLE FEELS GOOD. I'M GOING TO KEEP GOING. 1286 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,542 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK TO THE REGIMEN, 1287 00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:08,792 NOT MAKE UP YOUR OWN. 1288 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,166 THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT TODAY. 1289 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:11,834 SURE. 1290 00:50:11,917 --> 00:50:12,709 I'M SORRY I MISSED LAUREL. 1291 00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:17,041 I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HER. 1292 00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:19,709 NO, YOU WON'T. 1293 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,166 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1294 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,583 SEE YOU. 1295 00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:56,083 [BREATHING HARD] 1296 00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:58,500 [GROANING IN PAIN] 1297 00:50:58,583 --> 00:51:00,041 I THINK THIS ONE-- 1298 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,166 [CELL PHONE RINGS IN ALARM] 1299 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,125 WHAT IS THAT? 1300 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,458 SORRY, IT'S MY PHONE. 1301 00:51:03,542 --> 00:51:05,375 UM, IT'S THE EMERGENCY LINE. 1302 00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:06,333 IT ISN'T DANNY, IS IT? 1303 00:51:06,417 --> 00:51:08,083 NO, NO, IT'S UM, 1304 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,542 AN EMERGENCY WITH MY ROOMMATE'S WEDDING. 1305 00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:12,333 [CHUCKLES] OH. 1306 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,375 DANNY? 1307 00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:18,792 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1308 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:21,083 SORRY, EXCUSE ME! 1309 00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:22,250 I HAVE TO GO. 1310 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:24,083 -OKAY, BYE, SWEETIE! -BYE! 1311 00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:26,291 [♪♪] 1312 00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:37,125 HOW BAD IS IT? 1313 00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:38,875 ACTUALLY, IT'S GOOD NEWS. 1314 00:51:38,959 --> 00:51:40,375 I DIDN'T DO ANY DAMAGE. 1315 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:41,875 WHAT A RELIEF! 1316 00:51:41,959 --> 00:51:44,583 I MEAN... YOU MUST BE SO RELIEVED. 1317 00:51:44,667 --> 00:51:46,000 AND A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE. 1318 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,375 DOC SAID I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR THE WALKING BOOT ANYMORE, 1319 00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:48,375 JUST AN AIRCAST. 1320 00:51:48,458 --> 00:51:49,959 THAT'S GREAT. 1321 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:52,625 HEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 1322 00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:55,500 CAN WE TELL NO ONE WHAT I DID? 1323 00:51:56,792 --> 00:51:58,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 1324 00:51:58,083 --> 00:51:59,583 DISCRETION IS RULE NUMBER TWO 1325 00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:00,875 IN THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT'S HANDBOOK. 1326 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:04,166 WHAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE? 1327 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,959 NEVER GET TOO PERSONAL. 1328 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:11,500 [♪♪] 1329 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:13,083 ♪ I'M ONLY HUMAN 1330 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,875 ♪ I NEED A GOD 1331 00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:16,917 ♪ TO SHOW ME WHAT WE WANT... 1332 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 HEY, KNUTE... 1333 00:52:19,083 --> 00:52:20,417 HEY, GIRL. 1334 00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:23,458 YOU WAITING FOR US? 1335 00:52:23,542 --> 00:52:24,625 YEAH... 1336 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:28,500 [♪♪] 1337 00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:31,458 I'LL GET YOU AN ICE PACK. 1338 00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:33,792 UH, COULD YOU BRING IT OUT TO THE PATIO? 1339 00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:35,542 I THINK I MIGHT SIT OUT THERE FOR A WHILE. 1340 00:52:35,625 --> 00:52:37,458 WANT TO GO TO THE PATIO? 1341 00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:39,583 YEAH? GO OUTSIDE? 1342 00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:42,166 COME ON. 1343 00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:43,542 HEY, YOU WANT SOME WINE? 1344 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:45,208 [♪♪] 1345 00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:46,834 THANK YOU. 1346 00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:49,041 ♪ ...BUILD A HOUSE, MAKE A LIFE ♪ 1347 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:52,250 ♪ WE LIE IN BED AND LET THE RECORD PLAY ♪ 1348 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:56,875 ♪ ALL THAT HE AND I WILL ALWAYS BE... ♪ 1349 00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:10,041 HEY, THANKS, UM... 1350 00:53:10,125 --> 00:53:12,000 FOR NOT JUDGING ME TODAY. 1351 00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:14,458 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 1352 00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:18,208 WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING IT TO YOU FOR THE LAST FOUR WEEKS. 1353 00:53:18,291 --> 00:53:20,208 AND WHAT'S THE VERDICT? 1354 00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:21,333 [CHUCKLES] 1355 00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:23,250 WELL, THE VERDICT IS 1356 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:27,709 THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN ELLIOT EVER WAS. 1357 00:53:27,792 --> 00:53:29,542 I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING. 1358 00:53:29,625 --> 00:53:32,166 OH, YOU'D PREFER A LETTER GRADE? 1359 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,250 ONLY IF IT'S ABOVE A C. 1360 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:35,333 I WAS GOING TO SAY B MINUS. 1361 00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:36,959 I'LL TAKE IT. 1362 00:53:37,041 --> 00:53:38,417 HMM. 1363 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,083 BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN A STUDENT, 1364 00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:41,709 AND I WILL GET THERE. 1365 00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:42,709 YOU'LL SEE. 1366 00:53:42,792 --> 00:53:44,208 GOOD. 1367 00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:49,500 ♪ ...WE LIE IN BED AND LET THE RECORD PLAY ♪ 1368 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:53,458 ♪ ALL THAT HE AND I WILL ALWAYS BE... ♪ 1369 00:53:53,542 --> 00:53:54,750 UM... 1370 00:53:55,917 --> 00:53:57,709 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE 1371 00:53:57,792 --> 00:53:59,458 THAT YOU NEED ME TO DO TODAY, OR...? 1372 00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:01,750 NO. 1373 00:54:01,834 --> 00:54:03,792 YOU COULD PROBABLY TAKE OFF, 1374 00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:06,000 IF YOU WANT. 1375 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,792 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1376 00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:09,083 THANKS FOR THE WINE. 1377 00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:11,792 ♪ ...I FOUND A NEW MAN 1378 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,417 ♪ WITH A HEART HE WANTS TO SHARE ♪ 1379 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,792 ♪ IT JUST GOES TO SHOW... 1380 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,125 [CHATTING SOFTLY, TISSUE PAPER CRINKLING] 1381 00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,458 THAT'S SO SWEET... 1382 00:54:24,542 --> 00:54:27,625 OKAY, LADIES, I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST. 1383 00:54:27,709 --> 00:54:28,583 THERE WE GO. 1384 00:54:28,667 --> 00:54:29,709 [LAUGHS] 1385 00:54:29,792 --> 00:54:31,291 TO GINA AND SHAWN. 1386 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:32,792 I MAY BE LOSING A ROOMMATE, 1387 00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,000 BUT I AM GAINING FREE DENTAL CARE. 1388 00:54:35,083 --> 00:54:36,542 [LAUGHTER] 1389 00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:37,583 AW... 1390 00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:38,875 CHEERS. 1391 00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:40,083 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 1392 00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:46,083 [HUM OF CONVERSATION AND LAUGHTER] 1393 00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:47,917 HEY, LOOK, 1394 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,875 LAUREL'S HERE. 1395 00:54:49,959 --> 00:54:51,041 DANNY'S ASSISTANT? 1396 00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,834 -YEAH. -WHERE? 1397 00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:53,834 LOOKS LIKE A GIRLS' NIGHT. 1398 00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:54,792 LET'S NOT SPOIL IT. 1399 00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,250 OH, NO. MY BOSS JUST WALKED IN. 1400 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:03,000 WHICH ONE IS HE? 1401 00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:05,000 HE'S THE REALLY GOOD-LOOKING ONE 1402 00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:06,041 WITH THE LEATHER JACKET. 1403 00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,041 ISN'T HE ON THE WHEATIES BOX? 1404 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,083 YES. 1405 00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,125 HI, LAUREL. 1406 00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:10,792 THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE. 1407 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:11,875 HEY, RON. 1408 00:55:11,959 --> 00:55:13,333 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 1409 00:55:13,417 --> 00:55:15,083 UH, LATE PRACTICE. 1410 00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:16,125 SOME OF THE GUYS WANTED TO GRAB A DRINK. 1411 00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:17,083 DANNY'S OVER THERE, TOO. 1412 00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:18,917 NICE. 1413 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,125 WE'RE HAVING A BRIDAL SHOWER, ACTUALLY. 1414 00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,458 EVERYONE, THIS IS RON LUCAS. 1415 00:55:23,542 --> 00:55:25,125 -HI. -HI. 1416 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:27,083 WHY DON'T YOU INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO COME OVER? 1417 00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:28,875 -YEAH! -SURE. 1418 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:29,834 YEAH, I'LL GO GRAB 'EM. 1419 00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:31,750 HE'S ADORABLE. 1420 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:33,583 THEY DON'T WANT TO COME OVER HERE. 1421 00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:34,667 THEY'RE FOOTBALL PLAYERS. 1422 00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:36,625 WE WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST THEM. 1423 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,333 AND IF ANY OF YOU 1424 00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:39,834 EVER TELL SHAWN ABOUT THIS, 1425 00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:42,166 I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN. 1426 00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:45,250 NO WAY! 1427 00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:48,375 I JUST DON'T GET IT. 1428 00:55:48,458 --> 00:55:50,583 HE WAS THE ONE THAT CAME ON STRONG. 1429 00:55:50,667 --> 00:55:52,709 HE PURSUED ME, AND THEN NOTHING. 1430 00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:54,417 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CALL HIM? 1431 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,291 YEAH, TOTALLY. 1432 00:55:56,375 --> 00:55:57,625 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1433 00:55:57,709 --> 00:55:58,709 I MEAN, IT'S BEEN OVER A WEEK. 1434 00:55:58,792 --> 00:56:00,458 IT'S TIME. 1435 00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:01,834 WHAT DO YOU... 1436 00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:03,583 AS A GUY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1437 00:56:03,667 --> 00:56:07,083 LOOK, BY NOT CALLING THIS JERK, 1438 00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:09,041 HE'S GOING TO WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. 1439 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:11,166 "DID SHE MEET SOMEONE ELSE?" 1440 00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,500 "WAS SHE JUST NOT THAT INTO ME?" 1441 00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:15,208 HE'S GONNA NOT KNOW, 1442 00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,834 AND IT'S GOING TO DRIVE HIM CRAZY, 1443 00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:18,583 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT HE'LL ALWAYS THINK ABOUT. 1444 00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:20,250 WOW. 1445 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:21,667 [CHUCKLING IN WONDER] 1446 00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:23,291 THAT'S MY OPINION. 1447 00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:25,417 I'M GOING TO GO CHECK UP. 1448 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,583 YEAH, SURE. 1449 00:56:27,834 --> 00:56:28,792 -NO, THAT'S GOOD. -THAT'S REALLY GOOD. 1450 00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:32,375 DANNY, CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING? 1451 00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,750 UH, NO, THANKS. 1452 00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:35,041 YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE OFF THE CLOCK, 1453 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,000 DON'T YOU? 1454 00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:37,000 RIGHT. 1455 00:56:38,709 --> 00:56:39,875 SO, WHEN'S THE WEDDING? 1456 00:56:39,959 --> 00:56:41,417 IT'S SUNDAY, 1457 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:42,959 SO I WON'T BE AVAILABLE, 1458 00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:44,875 BUT THAT IS THE ONLY NIGHT THAT I REALLY NEED OFF-- 1459 00:56:44,959 --> 00:56:46,041 I THINK I CAN MANAGE. 1460 00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:56,583 THAT WAS REALLY NICE 1461 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,792 WHAT YOU SAID TO HER JUST NOW. 1462 00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:00,667 AH, WELL, I CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE 'EM. 1463 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,417 SHE REALLY NEEDED TO HEAR IT, 1464 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,959 ESPECIALLY FROM A GUY. 1465 00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:08,917 EVEN IF I AM A... A JOCK? 1466 00:57:10,834 --> 00:57:11,959 I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU THAT. 1467 00:57:14,041 --> 00:57:15,041 WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST US, ANYWAY? 1468 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,291 I DON'T KNOW. 1469 00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:18,750 I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM... 1470 00:57:18,834 --> 00:57:20,166 MOST OF THE TIME. 1471 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,709 NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT BRUSSELS SPROUTS 1472 00:57:22,792 --> 00:57:23,875 OR A ROOT CANAL. 1473 00:57:23,959 --> 00:57:26,250 THERE HAS TO BE A REASON. 1474 00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:32,083 IN HIGH SCHOOL, THEY MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE. 1475 00:57:33,834 --> 00:57:36,291 I WAS A LITTLE ON THE NERDY SIDE. 1476 00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:40,166 YOU KNOW, BRACES AND GLASSES. 1477 00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,583 THE FOOTBALL TEAM LOVED TO PICK ON ME. 1478 00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:50,166 YOU KNOW, THEY ONLY DID THAT 1479 00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:52,458 BECAUSE OF THEIR OWN INSECURITIES. 1480 00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,500 SOME GUYS DO GROW OUT OF IT, YOU KNOW. 1481 00:57:59,041 --> 00:57:59,917 REALLY? 1482 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,709 YEAH. 1483 00:58:07,834 --> 00:58:09,583 DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME? 1484 00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:10,750 NO. 1485 00:58:10,834 --> 00:58:12,917 I'M WITH LUCAS. 1486 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,959 LET'S GO ROMEO. 1487 00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:16,125 GOOD NIGHT. 1488 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:17,166 NICE TO MEET YOU. 1489 00:58:17,250 --> 00:58:18,166 NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 1490 00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,208 NICE TO MEET YOU. 1491 00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:20,583 -CONGRATULATIONS. -THANK YOU. 1492 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:29,375 SO, ARE YOU BRINGING HUNTER TO MOM AND DAD'S PARTY? 1493 00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:32,500 UH, PROBABLY, UH... 1494 00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:33,667 [CHUCKLES] 1495 00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:35,041 ...BUT I'M NOT SURE. 1496 00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:37,959 YOU GOING TO BRING SOMEONE? 1497 00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:40,625 MAYBE. 1498 00:58:41,709 --> 00:58:42,792 WHO'S THE GUY? 1499 00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:46,166 SOMEONE I THOUGHT WAS JUST A FRIEND, 1500 00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:48,709 AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE TURNING INTO SOMETHING MORE. 1501 00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:52,333 BUT I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT BY TALKING ABOUT IT. 1502 00:58:52,417 --> 00:58:55,500 YEAH, UNDERSTOOD. 1503 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:56,917 BUT I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT 1504 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,041 WHICH ONE OF US WILL MAKE A SPEECH. 1505 00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,750 I'VE BEEN THINKING I'D LIKE TO DO IT. 1506 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:02,333 BUT I USUALLY MAKE THE SPEECHES. 1507 00:59:03,542 --> 00:59:05,291 THAT'S MY POINT. 1508 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,709 HOW ABOUT LETTING ME DO IT FOR A CHANGE? 1509 00:59:06,792 --> 00:59:09,000 YEAH, WELL THEN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 1510 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:11,875 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE JUST ENJOY THE PARTY, 1511 00:59:11,959 --> 00:59:13,959 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1512 00:59:14,041 --> 00:59:17,333 YEAH, BUT EVERYONE'S GOING TO EXPECT ME TO GIVE A SPEECH. 1513 00:59:17,417 --> 00:59:19,458 I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, 1514 00:59:19,542 --> 00:59:20,750 BUT MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE IT UP 1515 00:59:20,834 --> 00:59:22,417 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT? 1516 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:25,792 OKAY, HEY, THAT IS NOT FAIR. 1517 00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:26,834 I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION-- 1518 00:59:26,917 --> 00:59:30,291 CAN I BOTHER YOU FOR AN AUTOGRAPH? 1519 00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:33,917 HE'S ALL YOURS. 1520 00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:37,458 AVA... 1521 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:42,834 [SIGHING] 1522 00:59:48,875 --> 00:59:50,500 THERE YOU GO, BUD. 1523 00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:51,917 THANK YOU. 1524 00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,917 [♪♪] 1525 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,667 [CHATTING HAPPILY] 1526 01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:05,625 I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE. I'LL... 1527 01:00:05,709 --> 01:00:08,083 [CELL PHONE RINGS IN ALARM] 1528 01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:09,834 WHAT WAS THAT? 1529 01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:10,959 IT'S DANNY. 1530 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,250 HE'S USING THE EMERGENCY CODE. 1531 01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:14,125 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 1532 01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:15,208 WELL, CHECK TO SEE WHAT HE WANTS. 1533 01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:16,875 BUT IT'S THE MIDDLE OF YOUR WEDDING! 1534 01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:17,959 WELL, ACTUALLY, 1535 01:00:18,041 --> 01:00:19,000 TECHNICALLY WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED, 1536 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,250 SO... 1537 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:22,834 GO, CHECK. 1538 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:25,709 WHAT DOES HE WANT? 1539 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:26,792 HE DIDN'T SAY, 1540 01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:28,125 HE JUST SAID THAT HE NEEDS TO SEE ME. 1541 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,625 THEN YOU SHOULD GO. 1542 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,458 BUT I CAN'T RUN OUT DURING YOUR WEDDING-- 1543 01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:33,500 I'M THE BRIDE, AND THAT I SAY YOU CAN. 1544 01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:36,083 OKAY, I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN. 1545 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,083 PERFECT. 1546 01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,333 OKAY. 1547 01:00:41,917 --> 01:00:44,333 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 1548 01:00:44,417 --> 01:00:45,709 I JUST GAVE MY BEST FRIEND 1549 01:00:45,792 --> 01:00:47,542 A CHANCE AT HAVING WHAT WE HAVE. 1550 01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:51,875 [GIGGLING] 1551 01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:00,834 WHAT IS IT? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1552 01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:01,792 I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD. 1553 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:03,083 AM I THE SORT OF GUY 1554 01:01:03,166 --> 01:01:05,166 WHO ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION? 1555 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:08,250 WHAT? 1556 01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:09,625 MY SISTER MORE OR LESS ACCUSED ME OF THAT, 1557 01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,417 AND THEN SHE WALKED OUT ON ME. 1558 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,375 THAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 1559 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:15,458 I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU. 1560 01:01:15,542 --> 01:01:16,625 I NEEDED TO TELL SOMEONE. 1561 01:01:16,709 --> 01:01:17,917 YOU WERE THE PERSON THAT I THOUGHT OF. 1562 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,917 IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING? 1563 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,667 OH, THAT WAS TONIGHT, WASN'T IT? 1564 01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:24,709 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1565 01:01:24,792 --> 01:01:26,750 I TOLD YOU I HAD THIS WEDDING, 1566 01:01:26,834 --> 01:01:28,417 BUT,OBVIOUSLY, YOU WEREN'T LISTENING. 1567 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:29,542 NO, NO, I WAS LISTENING. I FORGOT-- 1568 01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:30,667 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WEDDINGS ARE SACRED? 1569 01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:32,125 RUSHING HERE 1570 01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:34,208 TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE ABOUT SOMETHING YOUR SISTER SAID 1571 01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:36,291 IS NOT WHAT I WOULD CALL AN EMERGENCY! 1572 01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:37,625 I WOULDN'T EXACTLY SAY I WAS WHINING-- 1573 01:01:37,709 --> 01:01:38,917 I'VE BEEN AT YOUR BECK AND CALL 1574 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:39,875 FOR THE LAST FIVE WEEKS. 1575 01:01:39,959 --> 01:01:41,583 THE LEAST THAT YOU COULD DO 1576 01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:44,375 IS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FOR ONE LOUSY NIGHT. 1577 01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:45,583 IT'S PATHETIC! 1578 01:01:45,667 --> 01:01:47,333 YOU CAN BARELY KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM YOUR DVR 1579 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,333 FOR YOUR OWN STUPID FOOTBALL GAMES, 1580 01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:50,542 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO DAY-TO-DAY 1581 01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:52,375 WITHOUT SOMEBODY TELLING YOU, 1582 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:53,625 AND I'LL BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 1583 01:01:53,709 --> 01:01:55,959 WHAT THE INSIDE OF A GROCERY STORE LOOKS LIKE. 1584 01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:58,458 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOURSELF? 1585 01:01:58,542 --> 01:01:59,709 THIS. 1586 01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:04,083 [♪♪] 1587 01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:20,000 MORNING. 1588 01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:21,834 GOOD MORNING. 1589 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,834 -DID YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? -WANT ME TO MAKE COFFEE? 1590 01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:27,208 YEAH. 1591 01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:28,291 COFFEE. 1592 01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:29,792 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] YEAH. 1593 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,792 I-I THINK WE SHOULD... 1594 01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:37,125 TALK ABOUT THAT KISS LAST NIGHT. 1595 01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:38,500 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE SHOULD. 1596 01:02:40,834 --> 01:02:43,625 I KNOW THAT WAS REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME. 1597 01:02:43,709 --> 01:02:46,000 UM, BUT, UH... 1598 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,333 GOD, UH... 1599 01:02:49,792 --> 01:02:51,333 IT PROBABLY BROKE EVERY RULE IN YOUR HANDBOOK. 1600 01:02:51,417 --> 01:02:53,083 I DID KISS YOU BACK. 1601 01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,875 [CHUCKLING] 1602 01:02:54,959 --> 01:02:56,667 YEAH. 1603 01:02:58,583 --> 01:03:00,125 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT... 1604 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:02,083 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1605 01:03:02,166 --> 01:03:03,333 [KNUTE BARKING] 1606 01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:04,375 I... I WANTED TO SAY... 1607 01:03:04,458 --> 01:03:05,291 [DOORBELL RINGING, DOG BARKING] 1608 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,375 SHOULD I GET THAT? 1609 01:03:06,458 --> 01:03:08,750 GET KNUTE. I'LL GET THE DOOR. 1610 01:03:08,834 --> 01:03:10,500 [BARKING] 1611 01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:16,834 STAY, STAY! 1612 01:03:16,917 --> 01:03:18,375 BUONGIORNO! 1613 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,083 WHOA! 1614 01:03:22,834 --> 01:03:23,875 [WINCING] OW... 1615 01:03:25,792 --> 01:03:27,583 DID YOU MISS ME, SWEETIE? 1616 01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:28,667 HOW'S YOUR KNEE? 1617 01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:29,709 YOU MEAN MY ANKLE? 1618 01:03:29,792 --> 01:03:31,083 [LAUGHS] 1619 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,333 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT. 1620 01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:35,834 HONEY, CAN YOU PUT THE DOG IN THE OTHER ROOM? 1621 01:03:35,917 --> 01:03:38,709 DANNY AND I HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP ON. 1622 01:03:38,792 --> 01:03:40,542 I'LL TAKE HER OUT FOR A WALK. 1623 01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,250 HONEY... 1624 01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:44,750 I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, 1625 01:03:44,834 --> 01:03:45,917 FOR THE WAY I BEHAVED 1626 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,208 THAT LAST NIGHT WE WERE TOGETHER. 1627 01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:48,583 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME. 1628 01:03:48,667 --> 01:03:49,625 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, 1629 01:03:49,709 --> 01:03:50,875 IT REALLY WASN'T A BIG DEAL. 1630 01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,125 I'M SO GLAD. 1631 01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:54,250 WHO AM I KIDDING? 1632 01:03:54,333 --> 01:03:55,834 I CAN'T COMPETE WITH HER. 1633 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:59,166 HMM, OKAY, CAN WE DO THIS LATER? 1634 01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:01,083 BECAUSE I, UM-- YEAH-- 1635 01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:03,208 UM, I HAVE TO GET TO PRACTICE, 1636 01:04:03,291 --> 01:04:05,041 AND IT'S A REALLY BUSY DAY, SO... 1637 01:04:05,125 --> 01:04:06,709 CAN WE, UM... 1638 01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:07,709 OKAY, SURE. 1639 01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:08,709 YEAH, OKAY. 1640 01:04:14,166 --> 01:04:15,333 [♪♪] 1641 01:04:17,417 --> 01:04:18,834 OH... HEY, LET ME HELP YOU. 1642 01:04:18,917 --> 01:04:20,458 THANKS. 1643 01:04:20,542 --> 01:04:21,542 BY THE WAY, 1644 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:22,417 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE GAME. 1645 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,667 THANK YOU. 1646 01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:25,500 IT WAS EXCITING TO SEE YOU MAKE THAT LAST PASS. 1647 01:04:25,583 --> 01:04:26,792 I'M GLAD YOU WERE WATCHING. 1648 01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:28,542 I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT. 1649 01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:30,083 YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE HOLDING UP THIS GAME, THOUGH, 1650 01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,792 SO IF YOU DON'T MIND... 1651 01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:35,458 DO YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING ELSE BEFORE I LEAVE? 1652 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,000 UH, YEAH, I COULD USE ANOTHER BEER. 1653 01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:37,959 SHE'S NOT YOUR SERVANT. 1654 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,291 YOU'VE GOT LEGS. 1655 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:40,500 YOU CAN GO GET IT YOURSELF, MAN. 1656 01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:42,417 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1657 01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:45,500 I GUESS WE'RE TAKING A BREAK? 1658 01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:46,542 ALL RIGHT, THEN, 1659 01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:48,458 I'LL JUST SAY GOOD NIGHT. 1660 01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:49,542 BYE. 1661 01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:50,834 OH, BY THE WAY... 1662 01:04:52,542 --> 01:04:54,458 MY WIFE LOVED THE JERSEY. 1663 01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:55,875 COULD YOU MAKE ONE FOR MY DAUGHTER? 1664 01:04:55,959 --> 01:04:58,375 ABSOLUTELY. 1665 01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,250 PERFECT. THANK YOU. 1666 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:01,875 HEY, I WONDER IF YOU COULD MAKE ME 1667 01:05:01,959 --> 01:05:03,542 ONE OF THOSE JERSEYS, TOO? 1668 01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:04,834 UH, NOT FOR ME, FOR A FRIEND. 1669 01:05:04,917 --> 01:05:06,250 UH... 1670 01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:08,083 A FEMALE FRIEND. 1671 01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,041 I'D BE HAPPY TO. 1672 01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:11,333 PERFECT. 1673 01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:12,333 SEE YOU. 1674 01:05:12,417 --> 01:05:14,375 BYE. 1675 01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:21,917 TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 1676 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,166 YEAH, SURE. 1677 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:25,041 IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL THAT I'M SEEING 1678 01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,542 AND... I'M PRETTY CRAZY ABOUT HER. 1679 01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:28,709 YEAH, YOU KNOW, 1680 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:30,333 I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME THE DETAILS. 1681 01:05:30,417 --> 01:05:31,709 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THEM. 1682 01:05:31,792 --> 01:05:32,875 JUST TRYING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1683 01:05:32,959 --> 01:05:34,041 YOU ARE, 1684 01:05:34,125 --> 01:05:36,125 AND, UM... YOU'RE ADULTS, 1685 01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:37,709 YOU'RE FREE TO DATE WHOEVER YOU WANT. 1686 01:05:37,792 --> 01:05:39,542 SO, YOU ALREADY KNOW? 1687 01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:40,709 SHE TOLD YOU? 1688 01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:42,667 NO, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME. 1689 01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:44,709 I KIND OF FIGURED IT OUT. 1690 01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:46,792 AND... 1691 01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:47,709 YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 1692 01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:52,208 I SHOULDN'T HAVE OBJECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1693 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:53,709 YOU'VE GOT THE BALL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL RUN WITH IT. 1694 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:55,709 THAT'S A GOOD METAPHOR. 1695 01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:58,125 COME ON, LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS. 1696 01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:05,500 WELL, HELLO, PRINCESS. 1697 01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:07,041 LET'S GO MEET DADDY. 1698 01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:08,458 DADDY? 1699 01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:14,917 NOW, THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A DOG. 1700 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,417 ISN'T SHE A CUTIE? 1701 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,000 I BOUGHT HER YESTERDAY. 1702 01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:21,875 I THOUGHT SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT COMPANION FOR KNUTE. 1703 01:06:21,959 --> 01:06:24,166 SERIOUSLY? 1704 01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:26,834 GUYS, CAN WE LOSE THE DOG, PLEASE? 1705 01:06:26,917 --> 01:06:28,083 PATTY, DEAR! 1706 01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:36,834 WOULD YOU MIND? 1707 01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:37,792 THANK YOU. 1708 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,875 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 1709 01:06:42,959 --> 01:06:45,291 OKAY, GUYS, READY TO DO THIS? 1710 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,875 SO... 1711 01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:51,709 I'M THINKING NEXT TUESDAY AT 4:00 1712 01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:53,583 TO ACTUALLY MOVE IN. 1713 01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:55,291 HUNTER'S GOT A BOTOX APPOINTMENT, 1714 01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:57,166 SO THAT SHOULD GIVE ME A COUPLE OF HOURS. 1715 01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:59,959 SO DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU? 1716 01:07:01,875 --> 01:07:03,166 YOU LOVE EACH OTHER? 1717 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,166 [SHUTTER CLICKING] 1718 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,542 PRETEND, PRETEND... 1719 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:10,583 LAUREL, DOES NEXT TUESDAY WORK FOR YOU? 1720 01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:13,709 SORRY. 1721 01:07:13,792 --> 01:07:15,083 YEAH. THAT'S FINE. 1722 01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,125 [CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY] 1723 01:07:20,208 --> 01:07:21,291 YEAH, THERE YOU GO, NICE. 1724 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,792 EXPRESS YOURSELF, DANNY. 1725 01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:24,500 NICE. VERY NICE. 1726 01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:32,667 [DANNY YELPING IN DELIGHT] 1727 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,667 THANKS, DOC. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1728 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,625 WHOO! 1729 01:07:36,917 --> 01:07:37,959 DOC CLEARED ME TO PLAY! 1730 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:46,333 UM... I GOTTA CALL COACH. 1731 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,458 HEY, UH, YOU NEED SOMEONE 1732 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:56,041 TO WIN YOU THE GAME NEXT WEEK? 1733 01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:58,083 YEAH, 100% CLEARED... 1734 01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,291 YEAH. 1735 01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:03,166 YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT PRACTICE. 1736 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,375 WHOO! 1737 01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:05,709 THAT'S GREAT NEWS, DANNY. 1738 01:08:05,792 --> 01:08:07,625 YEAH. 1739 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:09,417 YEAH, IT'S THE BEST. 1740 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:10,417 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1741 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,709 HEY, NED. 1742 01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,083 YEAH. 1743 01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:22,291 GUESS WHO'S CLEARED TO PLAY. 1744 01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:23,458 [CHEERING IN EXCITEMENT] 1745 01:08:23,542 --> 01:08:25,417 YES! WHOO! 1746 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:27,166 -WHAT? -DANNY--HE'S BACK! 1747 01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:28,834 I NEED YOU TO GET A PRESS RELEASE READY. 1748 01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:30,625 CALL "THE CHRONICLE," CALL THE NETWORKS, 1749 01:08:30,709 --> 01:08:32,500 AND EVERYBODY AT NIKE! 1750 01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:33,500 MWAH! 1751 01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:34,917 OOH, YEAH. 1752 01:08:38,166 --> 01:08:42,250 [♪♪] 1753 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:43,750 BLACK 19! 1754 01:08:43,834 --> 01:08:46,208 BLACK 19! SAID HUT, HUT! 1755 01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:47,166 [ALL SHOUTING] 1756 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,750 [♪♪] 1757 01:08:56,750 --> 01:08:58,375 [CLAPPING, WHISTLE BLOWING] 1758 01:09:00,625 --> 01:09:02,583 [LAUGHING] 1759 01:09:07,750 --> 01:09:08,625 OKAY, I'M ALL SET. 1760 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,625 CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN, SON. 1761 01:09:12,709 --> 01:09:13,667 THANKS, DAD, BUT REMEMBER, 1762 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,583 WE'RE JUST CELEBRATING MY RECOVERY. 1763 01:09:15,667 --> 01:09:17,583 IT'S NOT LIKE I WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 1764 01:09:17,667 --> 01:09:19,417 LET'S CALL IT A CELEBRATION 1765 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,667 FOR THE GAME YOU'RE GOING TO WIN THIS SUNDAY. 1766 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:22,959 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO? 1767 01:09:23,041 --> 01:09:24,458 NO, WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO? 1768 01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:25,417 IT'S ON ME. 1769 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,500 I SORT OF OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 1770 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:29,709 FOR WHAT? 1771 01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:33,333 I'VE BEEN A BIT OF A JERK FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS, 1772 01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:35,041 AND I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY RESPONSIVE. 1773 01:09:35,125 --> 01:09:37,625 YOU KNOW WHAT, NO APOLOGIES NEEDED. 1774 01:09:37,709 --> 01:09:39,542 UM, WHERE'S AVA? 1775 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,166 SHE'S NOT COMING? 1776 01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,625 OH, NO, NO, SHE'S GOT A DATE TONIGHT. 1777 01:09:43,709 --> 01:09:44,750 OH, LAUREL, 1778 01:09:44,834 --> 01:09:46,500 YOU'RE GOING TO JOIN US, AREN'T YOU? 1779 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:49,125 THANKS, BUT I'D BETTER NOT. 1780 01:09:49,208 --> 01:09:52,000 I'M SURE DANNY WILL GIVE YOU THE NIGHT OFF, WON'T HE? 1781 01:09:53,417 --> 01:09:55,375 IT'S FINE WITH ME. 1782 01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,458 I'VE GOT SO MUCH WORK TO DO. 1783 01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:00,750 BUT HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. 1784 01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:01,959 OKAY. 1785 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,583 -BYE, SWEETIE. -BYE. 1786 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,083 [CALL RINGING] 1787 01:10:13,166 --> 01:10:14,417 HELLO! 1788 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:16,458 HEY, NED, UM, LOOK, 1789 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,291 I NEED YOU TO LINE ME UP A NEW ASSISTANT, 1790 01:10:18,375 --> 01:10:19,583 AND THIS TIME, MAKE SURE IT'S A GUY. 1791 01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:20,750 WHAT? 1792 01:10:20,834 --> 01:10:22,542 UM, I'M SORRY, I DON'T GET IT. 1793 01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:23,709 WHAT HAPPENED TO LAUREL? 1794 01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:24,834 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HER. 1795 01:10:24,917 --> 01:10:27,542 I DO LIKE HER. 1796 01:10:27,625 --> 01:10:29,583 I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE HER IN A NON-PROFESSIONAL WAY, 1797 01:10:29,667 --> 01:10:31,834 BUT I'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE HAVING A GUY AROUND. 1798 01:10:31,917 --> 01:10:32,959 [SCOFFS] 1799 01:10:33,041 --> 01:10:33,917 OKAY. 1800 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,041 WHATEVER. 1801 01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:36,667 I'LL CALL THE AGENCY. AGAIN. 1802 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:38,291 THANKS. 1803 01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:45,000 YEAH, SORRY, PAL. 1804 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:46,375 I KNOW YOU'LL MISS HER, 1805 01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:49,333 BUT IT'S JUST TOO HARD SEEING HER EVERY DAY, 1806 01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:51,500 KNOWING SHE'S WITH MY BEST FRIEND. 1807 01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,792 GOOD MORNING. 1808 01:10:58,083 --> 01:11:00,959 UM... THAT'S FOR YOU, ON THE TABLE. 1809 01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:07,875 WHAT'S THIS FOR? 1810 01:11:09,417 --> 01:11:11,417 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT'S SEVERANCE PAY. 1811 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:14,583 I HOPE IT'S ENOUGH. 1812 01:11:14,667 --> 01:11:15,625 I DON'T GET IT. 1813 01:11:15,709 --> 01:11:16,834 AM I FIRED? 1814 01:11:18,417 --> 01:11:19,500 NOT FIRED, 1815 01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,166 BUT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO. 1816 01:11:23,375 --> 01:11:24,709 DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 1817 01:11:24,792 --> 01:11:26,417 NO... 1818 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:28,959 BUT IF YOU REMEMBER OUR AGREEMENT, UM, 1819 01:11:29,041 --> 01:11:31,959 I SAID THAT YOU COULD STAY UNTIL I WAS CLEARED TO PLAY. 1820 01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,166 OH, RIGHT. 1821 01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,417 I DID AGREE TO THAT, DIDN'T I? 1822 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,333 AND NOW THAT I'M PLAYING, 1823 01:11:38,417 --> 01:11:40,125 I'D JUST RATHER HAVE A GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM 1824 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:42,667 AND EVERYTHING. 1825 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:45,792 I UNDERSTAND. 1826 01:11:47,208 --> 01:11:48,542 I'M REALLY SORRY. 1827 01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:49,750 IT'S OKAY. 1828 01:11:49,834 --> 01:11:51,250 AND YOU REALLY DID GIVE ME A CHANCE 1829 01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,250 WHEN I NEEDED IT. 1830 01:11:53,959 --> 01:11:55,291 I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND. 1831 01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:57,667 IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF KNUTE, 1832 01:11:57,750 --> 01:11:58,625 LET ME KNOW. 1833 01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:00,667 RIGHT. 1834 01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:15,625 [CHUCKLES] 1835 01:12:15,709 --> 01:12:17,333 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY? 1836 01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:20,500 I GOT FIRED. 1837 01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:24,583 I MEAN, LET GO. 1838 01:12:24,667 --> 01:12:25,709 WHAT? 1839 01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:27,542 IT CAME AS A SURPRISE TO ME, TOO. 1840 01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:31,166 OKAY, WHAT HAPPENED? 1841 01:12:32,417 --> 01:12:34,083 NOTHING. 1842 01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:36,417 IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I'M A GIRL. 1843 01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:39,917 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HE LIKED ABOUT YOU. 1844 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,583 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1845 01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:43,875 OH, UH... 1846 01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:46,208 MAYBE I WAS WRONG, UM, 1847 01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:49,250 BUT I THOUGHT YOU AND DANNY BROKE RULE NUMBER ONE. 1848 01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:54,709 WE ALMOST DID, BUT THEN WE DIDN'T. 1849 01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:57,375 THEN WHY DID HE BREAK UP WITH HUNTER? 1850 01:12:57,458 --> 01:12:58,500 HE DID? 1851 01:12:58,583 --> 01:12:59,667 WHEN? 1852 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:00,917 UH, A FEW DAYS AGO. 1853 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,875 SHE'S ALREADY MOVED ON TO SOME SOCCER PLAYER. 1854 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:08,291 THEN THAT JUST PROVES THAT HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN ME. 1855 01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:10,166 NOW THAT HE'S FREE, HE COULD HAVE ASKED ME OUT. 1856 01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:12,709 SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 1857 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:15,792 NO, IT'S MY FAULT. 1858 01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:17,291 I WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK 1859 01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:18,500 THAT THERE COULD ACTUALLY BE SOMETHING 1860 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:19,875 BETWEEN ME AND DANNY. 1861 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,250 [CROWD CHEERING] 1862 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:29,917 YOU SURE IT ISN'T TOO PAINFUL BEING HERE? 1863 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,959 IT'S FINE. 1864 01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:31,917 I NEEDED TO GET OUT. 1865 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:36,417 I HAVE NO INTEREST IN WATCHING THE GAME, THOUGH. 1866 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,792 HOW ABOUT SOME BUFFALO WINGS? 1867 01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:41,291 THANKS, BUT I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY. 1868 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:42,959 TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR HONEYMOON. 1869 01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:47,500 WELL, WE WENT TO ONE FOOTBALL GAME 1870 01:13:47,583 --> 01:13:49,000 AND THEN WE WATCHED A COUPLE ON TV. 1871 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:50,500 DID YOU TAKE A CARRIAGE RIDE THROUGH THE PARK 1872 01:13:50,583 --> 01:13:51,500 LIKE WE ALWAYS SAID WE WOULD? 1873 01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:53,250 SECOND NIGHT THERE. 1874 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:55,250 THAT MUST'VE BEEN SO ROMANTIC. 1875 01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:56,542 IT WAS. 1876 01:13:58,125 --> 01:13:59,166 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1877 01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,959 AT LEAST YOU HAVE THAT SEVERANCE CHECK 1878 01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:01,917 TO TIDE YOU OVER FOR A WHILE. 1879 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,834 I SENT IT BACK. 1880 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:05,375 WHY? 1881 01:14:06,917 --> 01:14:08,125 IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT KEEPING IT. 1882 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:09,875 I DECIDED TO FOCUS 1883 01:14:09,959 --> 01:14:12,333 ON THE ONE THING THAT I'M TRULY PASSIONATE ABOUT. 1884 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,959 AND NO MORE SETTLING FOR THE SIDELINES. 1885 01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:17,166 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1886 01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:19,375 NOTHING. 1887 01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:21,959 [EVERYONE SCREAMING AND CHEERING] 1888 01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:24,417 I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER DRINK. 1889 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,125 DO YOU WANT ONE? 1890 01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:27,250 NO, I'M FINE. THANKS. 1891 01:14:28,959 --> 01:14:30,583 HEY, LAUREL, DID YOU SEE THAT? 1892 01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:32,959 DANNY JUST THREW THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN. 1893 01:14:33,041 --> 01:14:34,083 SHAWN... 1894 01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:36,750 OH, I'M SORRY, 1895 01:14:36,834 --> 01:14:38,750 I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW SALT ON THE WOUND. 1896 01:14:38,834 --> 01:14:41,417 THAT'S OKAY. 1897 01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,625 LOOK, AS MUCH AS I LOVE DANNY HOLLAND, 1898 01:14:43,709 --> 01:14:44,917 I'LL ALWAYS BE ON YOUR SIDE. 1899 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,291 THANKS. 1900 01:14:50,166 --> 01:14:52,542 WILL YOU TELL GINA I WILL CALL HER TOMORROW? 1901 01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,500 SURE THING. 1902 01:14:57,250 --> 01:14:58,917 YES, DANNY! 1903 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,667 THANKS FOR MEETING ME. 1904 01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:02,166 I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE FINAL GUEST LIST 1905 01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:03,166 BEFORE THE PARTY. 1906 01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:04,125 OH, THANK YOU. 1907 01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:07,041 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 1908 01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:09,250 WHY YOU'RE NOT WORKING FOR DANNY ANYMORE. 1909 01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,917 I'D... RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT. 1910 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,166 OKAY. 1911 01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:14,375 THEN I WON'T PRY. 1912 01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:16,959 I ADMIRE YOUR PROFESSIONALISM. 1913 01:15:18,291 --> 01:15:19,792 I SURE AM GOING TO MISS YOU. 1914 01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:21,709 AND I'LL MISS ALL OF YOU. 1915 01:15:21,792 --> 01:15:22,959 [CHUCKLING FONDLY] 1916 01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:26,834 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO NEXT? 1917 01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:28,792 WELL... 1918 01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:31,667 I HAVE THIS CRAZY IDEA, BUT IT'S PROBABLY TOO AMBITIOUS. 1919 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:33,000 [LAUGHS] 1920 01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:34,166 HOW DO YOU KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY? 1921 01:15:35,834 --> 01:15:38,000 YOU KNOW THOSE JERSEYS I MADE FOR SOME OF THE PLAYERS' WIVES? 1922 01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,083 MM-HMM. 1923 01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:40,083 EVERYONE SAYS I SHOULD TRY 1924 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:41,834 AND DO SOMETHING WITH THEM, 1925 01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:43,500 BUT I'D HAVE TO GET THE LICENSING RIGHTS, 1926 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:45,125 WHICH I'M SURE I COULD NEVER AFFORD. 1927 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:47,500 I DON'T THINK THAT'S CRAZY AT ALL. 1928 01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,667 I THINK YOU SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR PASSION. 1929 01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:50,709 DANNY DID THAT, 1930 01:15:50,792 --> 01:15:53,000 AND HE NEVER, EVER GAVE UP, 1931 01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:53,959 NO MATTER WHAT. 1932 01:15:57,667 --> 01:15:59,750 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THAT GUACAMOLE? 1933 01:15:59,834 --> 01:16:01,792 THAT WAS GOOD STUFF. 1934 01:16:01,875 --> 01:16:03,000 LAUREL MADE THAT HERSELF, 1935 01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:05,625 SO, NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT TONIGHT. 1936 01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:07,667 AND, UM, DID SHE LEAVE 1937 01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:09,000 ANY OF THOSE COOKIES SHE MADE? 1938 01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:10,959 NO. 1939 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:13,041 IT SURE WAS NICE HAVING LAUREL AROUND. 1940 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:16,291 YEAH, WELL, SHE'S NOT HERE, AND SHE'S NOT COMING BACK, 1941 01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:18,834 SO CAN WE JUST FOCUS ON THE GAME? 1942 01:16:18,917 --> 01:16:20,083 SO, LUCAS... 1943 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,208 WORD HAS IT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 1944 01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:24,583 OH, YEAH? WHO IS SHE? 1945 01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:26,458 GUYS, ARE YOU GOSSIPS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 1946 01:16:26,542 --> 01:16:29,750 WE'RE CURIOUS, THAT'S ALL. 1947 01:16:29,834 --> 01:16:31,000 IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, THAT'S HIS BUSINESS. 1948 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:35,458 SHE MUST BE PRETTY SPECIAL. 1949 01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:37,417 YEAH, SHE'S GREAT. 1950 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:38,709 COME ON, GUYS, 1951 01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:40,125 DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS, 1952 01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:42,959 OR DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME CARDS? 1953 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,875 LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS. 1954 01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:55,750 [DANNY]: THANKS FOR COMING TONIGHT. 1955 01:16:55,834 --> 01:16:57,458 MY MOM AND DAD WERE... 1956 01:16:58,750 --> 01:17:00,667 OKAY, I WILL. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1957 01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:05,667 HI, GUYS. THANKS FOR COMING. 1958 01:17:07,542 --> 01:17:08,834 YOU'RE A SHARP-DRESSED MAN, DANNY. 1959 01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:10,291 YOU LOOK REALLY NICE. 1960 01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:11,375 YOU TOO, YOU TOO. 1961 01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:12,834 YOU DRESS YOURSELF? I LIKE THIS. 1962 01:17:15,458 --> 01:17:16,667 HI. WOULD YOU EXCUSE US? 1963 01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,750 I HAVEN'T DANCED WITH MY BROTHER ALL EVENING. 1964 01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:27,375 WOW, THAT IS A DRESS. 1965 01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:28,917 [CHUCKLING] 1966 01:17:31,542 --> 01:17:34,417 I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 1967 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,834 SORRY FOR THE THINGS I SAID WHILE WE HAD DINNER. 1968 01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:39,333 I WAS OUT OF LINE. 1969 01:17:39,417 --> 01:17:41,834 NO, YOU WEREN'T. 1970 01:17:41,917 --> 01:17:46,208 I KNOW THERE ARE TIMES I CAN BE PRETTY SELF-ABSORBED. 1971 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,625 AND I KNOW IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY BEING MY SISTER. 1972 01:17:48,709 --> 01:17:51,709 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ANYONE ELSE'S. 1973 01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,250 WHEN I SEE MOM AND DAD LIKE THAT, 1974 01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,417 I THINK THAT'S WHAT LOVE SHOULD BE. 1975 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:04,667 NOT EVERYONE CAN BE THAT LUCKY. 1976 01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:07,667 I'VE BEEN THINKING, AND... 1977 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:10,500 I WANT YOU TO MAKE THE SPEECH TONIGHT. 1978 01:18:10,583 --> 01:18:14,291 EVEN THOUGH I ACCUSED YOU OF STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT. 1979 01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:15,875 THE TRUTH IS, 1980 01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,083 YOU'RE BETTER AT MAKING SPEECHES. 1981 01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:20,959 LOOK, I... I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING DOWN. 1982 01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,542 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1983 01:18:22,625 --> 01:18:25,000 JUST... 1984 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:26,041 SAY HOW YOU FEEL. 1985 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:31,750 HEY, SORRY I'M LATE, BUT MAY I CUT IN? 1986 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,208 UM, SURE. 1987 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,667 WOW. 1988 01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:38,709 HI. 1989 01:18:38,792 --> 01:18:39,750 HOW LUCKY AM I? 1990 01:18:40,959 --> 01:18:43,166 YOU LOOK HANDSOME. 1991 01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:44,709 I FEEL LIKE JAMES BOND. 1992 01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:46,333 [GIGGLING] 1993 01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:55,709 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! 1994 01:18:55,792 --> 01:18:57,208 WHAT ABOUT LAUREL? 1995 01:18:57,291 --> 01:18:59,000 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1996 01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:00,166 YEAH. DANNY, 1997 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:01,917 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING A LITTLE STRANGE LATELY. 1998 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,834 AREN'T YOU SEEING LAUREL? 1999 01:19:04,917 --> 01:19:07,500 WHAT? NO. NO. 2000 01:19:07,583 --> 01:19:09,917 NO, I... I'VE BEEN SEEING AVA. 2001 01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:12,250 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT 2002 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:13,375 FOR A FEW WEEKS, 2003 01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:15,458 BUT YOU SAID YOU ALREADY KNEW. 2004 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:23,166 [CHIME SOUNDING] 2005 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:24,959 THAT'S THE CUE FOR THE SPEECH. 2006 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,291 [SIGHING] YEAH. 2007 01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:35,625 GOOD LUCK UP THERE. 2008 01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:39,250 THANK YOU ALL 2009 01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:42,625 FOR SHARING THIS WONDERFUL EVENING WITH US. 2010 01:19:42,709 --> 01:19:44,125 MY BIG BROTHER, DANNY, 2011 01:19:44,208 --> 01:19:45,125 WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 2012 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,709 [APPLAUSE] 2013 01:20:00,041 --> 01:20:02,000 A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M THE SORT OF GUY 2014 01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:05,083 WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT FOOTBALL, 2015 01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:07,208 WHICH IS ONLY PARTIALLY TRUE... 2016 01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:08,917 [LAUGHTER] 2017 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,542 ...BECAUSE TONIGHT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT 2018 01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:16,834 IS HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE SUCH AMAZING PARENTS. 2019 01:20:16,917 --> 01:20:22,083 THESE TWO HAVE GIVEN ME AND AVA 2020 01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:26,750 ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT 2021 01:20:26,834 --> 01:20:29,959 THAT ANY TWO KIDS COULD EVER WANT, 2022 01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:32,250 AND THEY STILL HAD ENOUGH LEFT OVER FOR EACH OTHER. 2023 01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:36,250 THEY INSPIRED US 2024 01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:39,834 TO WANT THE SAME TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP 2025 01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:41,792 THAT THEY'VE SHARED FOR... 2026 01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:44,709 FOR 35 YEARS. 2027 01:20:44,792 --> 01:20:46,166 ONE BUILT ON RESPECT, 2028 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:48,542 AND UNDERSTANDING, 2029 01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:51,000 AND PASSION. 2030 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,750 BUT SUPPOSEDLY, IT WASN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY. 2031 01:20:54,834 --> 01:20:56,333 I DON'T KNOW IF MANY OF YOU KNOW, 2032 01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:59,083 BUT WHEN THEY FIRST MET, THEY COULDN'T STAND EACH OTHER. 2033 01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:00,083 [LAUGHTER] 2034 01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:01,417 IT'S TRUE. 2035 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:02,500 BUT DAD TOLD ME THAT 2036 01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:03,750 THAT WAS JUST A DEFENSE ON HIS PART, 2037 01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:06,041 BECAUSE... 2038 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:09,625 HE THOUGHT SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL HE'D EVER SEEN. 2039 01:21:09,709 --> 01:21:10,875 SHE STILL IS. 2040 01:21:10,959 --> 01:21:12,542 [CHUCKLING] 2041 01:21:12,625 --> 01:21:16,959 I GUESS IT ONLY GOES TO SHOW HOW... 2042 01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:19,709 HOW WRONG WE CAN BE ABOUT SOMEONE 2043 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:21,166 THE FIRST TIME WE MEET THEM. 2044 01:21:23,417 --> 01:21:25,000 AND, LUCKILY, 2045 01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:27,792 DAD WASN'T DUMB ENOUGH TO LET HER GET AWAY. 2046 01:21:35,417 --> 01:21:36,375 TO MOM AND DAD... 2047 01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,250 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 2048 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:45,250 [CLINKING GLASSES] CHEERS. 2049 01:21:46,417 --> 01:21:47,417 CHEERS. 2050 01:21:51,792 --> 01:21:52,750 OH... 2051 01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:54,583 I LOVE YOU. 2052 01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:55,834 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 2053 01:21:56,959 --> 01:21:58,375 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, DANNY. 2054 01:21:58,458 --> 01:22:00,417 YEAH, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF IT. 2055 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,959 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, 2056 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:04,166 THE RIGHT PERSON IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, 2057 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,333 AND YOU JUST DON'T NOTICE. 2058 01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:09,500 IS THIS YOUR SUBTLE WAY OF TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING? 2059 01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:10,917 [CHUCKLES] 2060 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,625 WELL, IT'S TRUE 2061 01:22:12,709 --> 01:22:13,875 THAT YOUR DAD AND I 2062 01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:16,041 DIDN'T REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER AT THE BEGINNING, 2063 01:22:16,125 --> 01:22:18,417 BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE DISADVANTAGE 2064 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,500 OF HAVING TO WORK FOR HIM. 2065 01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:23,083 YEAH, MOM I DON'T THINK IT MUCH MATTERS. 2066 01:22:23,166 --> 01:22:24,500 SHE PROBABLY HATES ME. 2067 01:22:24,583 --> 01:22:25,875 OH, I WOULD BE WILLING TO BET 2068 01:22:25,959 --> 01:22:27,083 THAT SHE DOESN'T. 2069 01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:28,417 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STAND AROUND 2070 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,542 ON THE SIDELINES... 2071 01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,000 THANKS. 2072 01:22:39,417 --> 01:22:40,458 YOU DON'T MIND IF I BAIL, DO YOU? 2073 01:22:40,542 --> 01:22:41,709 NO. 2074 01:22:41,792 --> 01:22:44,041 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 2075 01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:45,750 I'M GOING TO RECOVER A FUMBLE... 2076 01:22:45,834 --> 01:22:47,750 AND GO FOR A TOUCHDOWN. 2077 01:22:47,834 --> 01:22:49,208 THAT'S MY BOY. 2078 01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:51,000 [CHUCKLING IN DELIGHT] 2079 01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:56,458 THIS ROUND IS ON ME. 2080 01:22:58,083 --> 01:22:59,291 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! 2081 01:23:00,417 --> 01:23:01,667 THANKS. 2082 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:03,458 WHY AREN'T YOU MORE EXCITED? 2083 01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:05,917 I AM. 2084 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,458 I THINK IT JUST HASN'T SUNK IN YET. 2085 01:23:07,542 --> 01:23:08,917 OH, YEAH, OKAY. 2086 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,250 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 2087 01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:11,542 [LAUGHS] 2088 01:23:11,625 --> 01:23:13,333 YOU JUST BOOKED AN AMAZING MERCHANDISING DEAL 2089 01:23:13,417 --> 01:23:15,458 WITH A MAJOR LEAGUE FOOTBALL TEAM. 2090 01:23:15,542 --> 01:23:17,250 I'D BE DANCING ON THE TABLES. 2091 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:20,291 COUPLE MORE GLASSES OF WINE, AND I WILL. 2092 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,458 ALL RIGHT. 2093 01:23:21,542 --> 01:23:23,750 [PUPPY WHINING] 2094 01:23:23,834 --> 01:23:25,166 IS THAT...? 2095 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,041 UH-HUH. 2096 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:29,333 I LIBERATED BOTH OF US FROM HUNTER. 2097 01:23:29,417 --> 01:23:31,125 I DECIDED I DIDN'T LIKE THE JOB AFTER ALL. 2098 01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,000 BESIDES, SHE IS NOT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL 2099 01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:35,125 A RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER. 2100 01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:37,709 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND HAVING AN ADDITIONAL ROOMMATE. 2101 01:23:37,792 --> 01:23:41,250 NO. I MISS HAVING A DOG AROUND. 2102 01:23:44,917 --> 01:23:46,625 [CELL PHONE RINGS] HELLO? 2103 01:23:46,709 --> 01:23:48,959 GINA, THIS IS, UH, THIS IS DANNY HOLLAND. 2104 01:23:50,208 --> 01:23:52,250 OKAY, I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 2105 01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:53,333 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 2106 01:23:53,417 --> 01:23:54,917 I HAVE TO FIND LAUREL. 2107 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,959 I-I NEED TO TELL HER SOMETHING IN PERSON, 2108 01:23:57,041 --> 01:23:58,458 NOT ON THE PHONE. 2109 01:23:58,542 --> 01:23:59,500 DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS? 2110 01:24:00,917 --> 01:24:02,583 I DO, BUT WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU? 2111 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,875 BECAUSE I NEED TO TELL HER THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. 2112 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,542 OKAY, WELL, 2113 01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:14,500 HERE'S THE DEAL. 2114 01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:16,625 I WANT SEASON TICKETS, 2115 01:24:16,709 --> 01:24:18,458 YOU'LL WATCH SPORTS CENTER WITH MY HUSBAND ONCE A MONTH, 2116 01:24:18,542 --> 01:24:19,792 YOU WILL BE HIS FIRST PATIENT 2117 01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:21,709 WHEN HE OPENS HIS DENTAL PRACTICE, 2118 01:24:21,792 --> 01:24:22,959 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 2119 01:24:23,041 --> 01:24:25,000 YOU WILL NEVER TELL HIM ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION. 2120 01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,375 DEAL. 2121 01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:28,125 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 2122 01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,333 YOU SHOULD BE. 2123 01:24:29,417 --> 01:24:31,500 [CHUCKLING AND CHATTING QUIETLY] 2124 01:24:31,583 --> 01:24:32,583 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING VERY STRANGE 2125 01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:34,041 SINCE I GOT BACK TO THIS BAR. 2126 01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,250 IT'S DANNY HOLLAND. 2127 01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:01,875 I LEFT MY PARENTS' PARTY TONIGHT 2128 01:25:01,959 --> 01:25:02,875 BECAUSE OF YOU. 2129 01:25:04,542 --> 01:25:07,250 IT WAS A GREAT PARTY, BY THE WAY. 2130 01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:09,750 EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T THERE. 2131 01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:14,208 I KNOW THINGS GOT ALL... 2132 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,333 COMPLICATED, 2133 01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:19,125 AND, UM... 2134 01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:20,709 I PUSHED YOU AWAY. 2135 01:25:22,709 --> 01:25:24,125 BUT THE TRUTH IS... 2136 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,417 I AM CRAZY IN LOVE WITH YOU. 2137 01:25:28,959 --> 01:25:31,875 IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A HAIL MARY? 2138 01:25:31,959 --> 01:25:35,709 HEY, YOU DO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT FOOTBALL. 2139 01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:37,792 NOT REALLY. 2140 01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:39,333 JUST ONE FOOTBALL PLAYER. 2141 01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,625 AND I'M CRAZY IN LOVE WITH HIM. 2142 01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:47,917 [♪♪] 2143 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,583 TOUCHDOWN! 2144 01:25:49,667 --> 01:25:51,500 [CROWD CHEERING] 2145 01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:05,792 [♪♪] 132981

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