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[♪♪]
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[CHEERING]
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THEY RAN OUT OF
BUFFALO WINGS.
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I KNOW,
IT'S A TRAGEDY.
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GUESS WE AREN'T
THE ONLY ONES
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WHO'VE DISCOVERED
THE FREE BUFFET HERE.
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[LAUGHS]
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BEING BROKE REALLY
MAKES ME FEEL CHEAP.
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YOU'RE NOT CHEAP,
YOU'RE JUST--
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FRUGAL?
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"CHEAP," "FRUGAL,"
IT'S ALL THE SAME.
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BROKE IS BROKE.
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YOU'RE GOING TO
FIND ANOTHER JOB.
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I DON'T KNOW,
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I SHOULD'VE STUDIED
BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION
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OR COMPUTER SCIENCE,
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NOT ART AND DESIGN.
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DID YOU EVER HEAR BACK
FROM THOSE VERA WANG PEOPLE?
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SORRY.
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ANOTHER REJECTION.
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SO FAR, I'VE BEEN REJECTED
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BY EVERY DESIGN HOUSE
I CAN THINK OF.
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MAYBE I'M JUST NOT
MEANT TO BE A DESIGNER.
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SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOWED THEM
ALL YOUR SKETCHES?
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EVEN THE WEDDING
DRESS DESIGN?
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THAT'S CRAZY.
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ANY DESIGNER WOULD BE
LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
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MAYBE,
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BUT, SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE UP NIGHTS
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WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME,
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BUT I AM UP NIGHTS
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WORRIED ABOUT HOW
I'M GOING TO PAY MY RENT.
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MY SIX-MONTH NEST EGG
IS ALMOST EMPTY.
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LOOK, HOW MANY BLENDERS
DO SHAWN AND I REALLY NEED?
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I CAN RETURN
SOME OF THE GIFTS
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AND HELP YOU OUT.
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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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I COULD NEVER TAKE
WEDDING MONEY.
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IT WOULD JUST BE
UNTIL YOU GOT YOUR BREAK.
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I APPRECIATE
THE GESTURE,
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I REALLY DO,
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BUT YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT WEDDINGS.
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THEY'RE SACRED.
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SO, WHAT'S PLAN B, THEN?
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ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE HOME?
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AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY PARENTS,
THAT IS NOT AN OPTION.
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WHEN I LEFT HOME,
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I VOWED I WOULD
NEVER USE THEM
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AS A SAFETY NET.
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SO, I AM WORKING ON PLAN C.
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[CHUCKLES]
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WHICH IS...?
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TAKE THE FIRST JOB I CAN FIND.
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DON'T LAUGH.
I EVEN APPLIED HERE.
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[CHUCKLES]
BUT YOU HATE SPORTS...
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AND YOU HATE JOCKS MORE.
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I KNOW,
BUT I HATE STARVING MORE.
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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NO!
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EXCUSE ME, CAN WE GET
A TO-GO BOX?
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FOR THIS...
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THAT WOULD BE GREAT, THANK YOU.
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IT'S A DISASTER,
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A TOTAL DISASTER.
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HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
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IT'S HOLLAND.
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DID SOMEBODY
NUKE HOLLAND?
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NO. WHAT?
DIDN'T YOU SEE?
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DANNY HOLLAND?
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ONLY THE GREATEST
QUARTERBACK IN THE LEAGUE.
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HE'S DOWN.
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WHAT'S HE GOT TO
BE DEPRESSED ABOUT?
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HE'S A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
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HE WAS SACKED BY
THAT BIG MOOSE, BUDDY JOHNSON.
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OH, SO HE WAS FIRED?
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NO, HE WASN'T FIRED.
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HE WAS INJURED.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT THIS MEANS?
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SEVEN YEARS,
3,346 COMPLETED PASSES,
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243 TOUCHDOWN PASSES,
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AND ONLY 62 INTERCEPTIONS.
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THEN THERE'S LAST YEAR'S MVP!
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DID I TELL YOU
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THAT HE WANTS TO HAVE
OUR WEDDING CAKE
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IN THE SHAPE OF A FOOTBALL?
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AND YOU'RE STILL MARRYING HIM?
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[LAUGHS]
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THAT IS LOVE.
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[WINCING]
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HAS ANYONE SEEN ELLIOT?
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ELLIOT!
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HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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HERE I AM.
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I'VE BEEN TWEETING
ABOUT YOUR CONDITION.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
MY CONDITION.
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WELL, I CAN
TELL YOU THIS...
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THAT'S ONE
BAD-LOOKING ANKLE.
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I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT.
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IT'S PROBABLY NOT
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AS BAD AS IT LOOKS.
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HONESTLY.
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HOW BAD IS IT?
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WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M MR. HOLLAND'S
PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
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WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS?
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JUST IGNORE HIM.
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GOOD NEWS IS,
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YOU WON'T REQUIRE SURGERY.
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[SIGHING IN RELIEF]
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THAT'S GREAT NEWS!
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WELL, HOW LONG
AM I GOING TO BE OUT?
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IT'S AN INVERSION
SPRAIN,
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SO PROBABLY
SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS.
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WHAT? SIX--
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FOR A SPRAIN?
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LET'S TAKE IT
ONE WEEK AT A TIME.
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[TYPING RAPIDLY]
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SO, WHAT TIME DOES
THIS ONE GET HERE?
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ANY MINUTE.
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I HOPE I LIKE HER.
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SHE SOUNDED NORMAL
ON THE PHONE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT'S BEEN SO HARD
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TO FIND A NEW ROOMMATE.
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MAYBE 'CAUSE I'M SUCH
A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW.
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[LAUGHING]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
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I'M SUPER LATE
FOR WORK ALREADY.
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I'VE GOT TO GO.
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BUT... GOOD LUCK.
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HI.
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HI.
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I'M GINA,
THE SOON-TO-BE EX-ROOMMATE.
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OH, YOU MUST BE LAUREL.
I'M PATTY.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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PLEASE, COME IN.
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BYE.
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UNFORTUNATELY I'VE ONLY
GOT 10 MINUTES,
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SO I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
IF I JUST CUT TO THE CHASE?
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THEN I GUESS YOU
WON'T WANT COFFEE.
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HERE ARE MY TAX RETURNS
FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS.
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I'VE GOT SIX MONTHS
WORTH OF BANK STATEMENTS,
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MY MEDICAL RECORDS,
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AND SEVERAL REFERENCES
FROM FORMER ROOMMATES.
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I DON'T SMOKE, DRINK,
OR DO DRUGS.
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I HAVE NO PETS, NO TEDDY BEAR,
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OR OTHER ANNOYING
COLLECTIONS,
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NO BOYFRIEND,
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AND PRETTY MUCH NO LIFE
BECAUSE I WORK ALL THE TIME,
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WHICH MEANS
I'M THE PERFECT ROOMMATE
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AND YOU'LL HARDLY
EVER SEE ME.
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WOW.
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WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU DO?
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I'M A PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
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IT SOUNDS PRETTY DEMANDING.
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IT CAN BE,
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BUT IT'S ALSO THE BEST JOB
I'VE EVER HAD.
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THE PAY ISN'T BAD,
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BUT THE PERKS
ARE AMAZING.
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THE REASON I'M IN
SUCH A RUSH RIGHT NOW
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IS BECAUSE I'M HEADED TO PARIS
WITH MY BOSS IN 30 MINUTES.
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30 MINUTES?
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YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT
TO CHECK-IN ON TIME.
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IT'S A PRIVATE JET.
THERE IS NO CHECK-IN.
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THIS IS A LETTER
FROM THE AGENCY
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THAT PLACED ME
AT MY CURRENT JOB.
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UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAN'T
CONTACT MY EMPLOYER DIRECTLY
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BECAUSE I SIGNED
A CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT,
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SO I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHO I WORK FOR,
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BUT YOU CAN
CALL THE AGENCY
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FOR A REFERENCE.
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SO...WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK I'VE GOT
A NEW ROOMMATE.
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[LAUGHS]
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AND I THINK I WANT YOUR LIFE.
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IT IS NOT ALWAYS
THIS GLAMOROUS,
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BUT IT DEFINITELY
HAS ITS MOMENTS.
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BY THE WAY,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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I'M CURRENTLY BETWEEN JOBS,
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BUT WILLING TO DO
ALMOST ANYTHING.
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THEN YOU'D BE PERFECT
AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
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WHY DON'T YOU CALL TRINA
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AT THE AMSTERDAM
PLACEMENT AGENCY
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AND TELL HER I RECOMMENDED YOU.
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THAT'S SO GENEROUS OF YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO THANK YOU.
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WITH THE ATTRITION RATE
IN THIS FIELD,
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TRINA'S THE ONE
WHO WILL BE THANKING ME.
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[♪♪]
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[DANNY'S AGENT]: SO, THE DOC
HAS A PHYSICAL THERAPIST
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ALREADY LINED UP FOR YOU.
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HE'S GOING TO WORK
AROUND YOUR SCHEDULE.
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NOW, DON'T FORGET,
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YOU STILL HAVE PROMOS
COMING UP FOR YOUR BOOK,
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AND THEN THERE'S THE, UH,
THE WHEATIES THING.
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OH, AND OF COURSE
THE, UH, PHOTO SHOOT.
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THAT IS GONNA BE
REALLY GOOD FOR YOU.
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I'M SURPRISED YOUR INJURY
ISN'T SCARING ANYONE OFF.
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[TYPING RAPIDLY]
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WHY WOULD IT?
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I'M STILL DANNY HOLLAND, YEAH?
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YEAH, AND BELIEVE ME,
THEY ARE PAYING FOR THAT.
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[CHUCKLES KNOWINGLY]
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ELLIOT, YOU WANT TO
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GIVE US A MINUTE?
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NICK, HE'S GOT TO GO.
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WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUT UP
WITH HIM FOR THIS LONG.
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HEY, YOU DON'T, UM,
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YOU DON'T THINK
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THAT THERE'S ANY TRUTH
TO WHAT HE'S SAYING, DO YOU?
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WHAT? NO!
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OF COURSE NOT!
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ELLIOT'S AN IDIOT.
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DANNY, LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO
BACK ON YOUR FEET
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IN NO TIME, ALL RIGHT?
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
SIX WEEKS IS NOTHING.
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IT'S SIX MISSED GAMES.
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STOP WORRYING AND START ICING.
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[♪♪]
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I SEE PATTY RECOMMENDED YOU.
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UH-HUH.
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HMM, THAT'S AS GOOD
A RECOMMENDATION
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AS YOU CAN GET IN THIS BUSINESS.
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SHE'S GOT ONE OF
THE BEST REPUTATIONS IN TOWN.
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I EVEN HAVE
A WAITING LIST
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OF CLIENTS THAT WANT
TO HIRE HER.
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SHE'S GOING TO BE
MY NEW ROOMMATE.
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FABULOUS.
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SHE CAN TEACH YOU
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW...
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IF WE HIRE YOU.
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SO, YOU GRADUATED
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FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO
SCHOOL OF DESIGN.
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HAVE YOU HAD ANY LUCK WITH THAT?
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NOT YET,
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BUT I AM BEING REALISTIC
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AND LOOKING FOR
A FULL-TIME JOB NOW.
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HMM.
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YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
OR CHARGED WITH A FELONY,
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HAVE YOU?
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NOPE.
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ONE LAST QUESTION.
244
00:08:22,291 --> 00:08:25,542
IF TMZ APPROACHED YOU
AND OFFERED YOU $50,000
245
00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:26,625
FOR A PHOTO OF YOUR EMPLOYER
246
00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,041
WITH NO MAKE-UP,
247
00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,250
WOULD YOU TAKE IT?
248
00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,000
THAT'S NOT ONLY
A BREACH OF CONTRACT,
249
00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,417
THAT'S A BREACH
OF MY MIDWESTERN VALUES.
250
00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,625
[CHUCKLES]
251
00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:36,500
GREAT ANSWER.
252
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:37,834
SO, YOU HAVE A JOB FOR ME?
253
00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:38,959
[SIGHS]
254
00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:40,000
THE ONLY OPENING
I HAVE RIGHT NOW
255
00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:42,417
IS WITH
A VERY TEMPERAMENTAL CHEF,
256
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,000
BUT SHE JUST WENT AFTER
HER LAST ASSISTANT
257
00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:44,959
WITH A POTATO PEELER,
258
00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,583
AND, FRANKLY,
259
00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,834
YOU DON'T HAVE THE EXPERIENCE
TO HANDLE SOMEONE LIKE HER.
260
00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:51,041
IF YOU DON'T THINK
SHE'D COME AFTER ME
261
00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:52,125
WITH A MEAT CLEAVER,
262
00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,834
I'D TRY IT.
263
00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:55,583
I REALLY NEED A JOB.
264
00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:59,333
SORRY, BUT I DON'T CARRY
THAT MUCH LIABILITY INSURANCE.
265
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,834
THANK YOU.
266
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,125
YEAH, YEAH, JUST, UH,
267
00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:05,834
CALL THE AMSTERDAM
PLACEMENT AGENCY
268
00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,583
AND FIND
ANOTHER ASSISTANT FOR DANNY.
269
00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,834
WHAT HAPPENED
TO ELLIOT?
270
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,250
LET'S JUST SAY
HE WASN'T VERY HELPFUL.
271
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:13,875
OH, AND I NEED
SOMEONE HERE BY TOMORROW.
272
00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:15,208
HE'S GOT A FULL DAY
OF APPEARANCES.
273
00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,166
TOMORROW?
274
00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:20,208
I DON'T THINK I HAVE
ANYONE AVAILABLE THAT QUICKLY.
275
00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:23,959
I KNOW THAT DANNY ALWAYS
USES MALE ASSISTANTS,
276
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:28,000
BUT I DO HAVE SOMEONE AVAILABLE
IF HE DOESN'T OBJECT TO A WOMAN.
277
00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,333
...MAKING SUCH A BIG
DEAL OUT OF THIS?
278
00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:30,458
LET ME FIND OUT.
279
00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:31,667
...IT'S JUST
AN ANKLE INJURY...
280
00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,667
WHAT?
281
00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:33,625
WHAT!
282
00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:34,792
OH!
283
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,125
ABOUT THAT ASSISTANT
POSITION FOR DANNY,
284
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,917
IT'S GOING TO BE
TOUGHER THAN WE THOUGHT.
285
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,792
JUST GET ANYONE, ALL RIGHT?
286
00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:40,792
JUST MAKE SURE
THAT THEY'RE THERE
287
00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:41,834
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.
288
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,542
[♪♪]
289
00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:00,333
WHO ARE YOU?
290
00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:01,750
LAUREL WELK.
291
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,000
I'M YOUR NEW PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
292
00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,166
IT'S REALLY NICE
TO MEET YOU--
293
00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,125
OKAY, YOU CAN'T BE
MY NEW ASSISTANT.
294
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,041
THE AMSTERDAM PLACEMENT
AGENCY SENT ME.
295
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,542
OH.
296
00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:15,834
OKAY, UNLESS THIS IS
A PRACTICAL JOKE...
297
00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,458
OKAY, SOMEONE MESSED UP.
298
00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:21,750
I'M A COLLEGE GRADUATE.
299
00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:22,875
A COLLEGE GRADUATE.
300
00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:23,917
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
IMPRESSED BY THAT?
301
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,792
WITH HONORS.
302
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,750
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU
303
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,166
GETTING THIS?
304
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:31,917
I CAN'T HAVE A FEMALE ASSISTANT.
305
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,333
EVEN THOUGH
THAT'S BLATANTLY CHAUVINISTIC,
306
00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:34,750
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY NOT.
307
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,542
[SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION]
I'M A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
308
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:39,959
I'M USED TO BEING
AROUND A LOT OF GUYS.
309
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:43,500
I MAY WANT TO WALK AROUND
IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I WANTED TO.
310
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,291
I DON'T WANT TO SAY EXCUSE ME
WHEN I BELCH.
311
00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:48,250
AND CAN YOU SPOT ME
150 POUNDS?
312
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,709
I DON'T THINK SO.
313
00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,125
THAT'S YOUR CRITERIA
FOR AN ASSISTANT?
314
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,542
IT'S SOME OF IT, YEAH.
315
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,709
WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED,
316
00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,959
BUT WHY NOT GIVE ME A CHANCE?
317
00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:01,041
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE
ALLOWED IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
318
00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,792
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
NEED SOMEONE IN THERE?
319
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:03,709
I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T
NEED HELP TAKING A SHOWER
320
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,625
OR GETTING DRESSED.
321
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,417
YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED SOMEONE
TO HELP YOU AROUND,
322
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,750
WHAT WITH THE CRUTCHES--
323
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,750
YEAH, AND I WAS EXPECTING
THAT SOMEONE TO BE A GUY.
324
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,834
[CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE]
325
00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:17,333
OKAY, LOOK,
THAT'S MY CAR,
326
00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:19,250
AND I HAVE
A REALLY BUSY DAY, SO...
327
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,250
WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED ME--
328
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,375
I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM,
329
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,959
BUT IT REALLY
IS NOT GOING TO WORK.
330
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:24,792
THE BOTTOM LINE IS
I REALLY NEED THIS JOB--
331
00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:25,917
WHICH MEANS
332
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,667
I WILL PUT MY HEART
AND SOUL INTO IT,
333
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:28,750
AND YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY.
334
00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:31,458
YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE
THAT CRIES EASILY,
335
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:32,625
ARE YOU?
336
00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:34,166
ONLY WHEN I WATCH THE NOTEBOOK.
337
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,917
[SIGHS]
338
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,458
OKAY, WE'LL GIVE THIS A SHOT,
339
00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:44,542
BUT...
340
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,166
JUST WHILE
I'M SIDELINED.
341
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,667
SIDELINED?
342
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,667
NOT PLAYING.
INJURED.
343
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,583
RIGHT.
344
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,458
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT FOOTBALL?
345
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:54,959
LET'S JUST SAY I'M LEARNING.
346
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,417
OKAY.
347
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,333
WELL, THEN LET'S JUST SAY
THAT THIS IS ON A TRIAL BASIS,
348
00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,917
BUT AS SOON AS I AM
CLEARED TO PLAY,
349
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,083
I'M SORRY,
350
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,250
I'M GOING BACK
TO BEING A CHAUVINIST,
351
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,542
AND I'M GOING TO HIRE A GUY.
352
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:05,625
UNDERSTOOD.
353
00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:07,458
AND YOU WON'T REGRET THIS.
354
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,500
I PROMISE.
355
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:09,750
HMM.
356
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,291
[CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE]
357
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,417
LET'S GET YOU
TO THE CAR.
358
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,959
[♪♪]
359
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,000
THANKS, PAL.
360
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,875
MR. HOLLAND, I GOT
THAT INFORMATION YOU WANTED.
361
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,875
WILLIAMS INDUSTRIES
IS SELLING AT 150 A SHARE.
362
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,000
YEAH, I WASN'T ASKING YOU
363
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,333
ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET.
364
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,667
WILLIAMS IS A BACKUP RECEIVER,
365
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:44,000
AND, UH, THERE WAS TALK
OF A MID-SEASON TRADE.
366
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,458
OH.
367
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,667
WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UM,
GO GET ME A BOTTLE OF WATER?
368
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,458
RIGHT AWAY.
369
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,709
HEY, PAL.
370
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,208
[MAN]: SMILE, SMILE.
YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF.
371
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,291
YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF.
372
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,458
SOMEONE, GET RID
OF THOSE CRUTCHES.
373
00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:06,917
HUNTER, HOLD HIM UP.
374
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,875
[MODEL YELPS]
375
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:13,000
SOMEBODY, GET A BOARD,
A STOOL, ANYTHING.
376
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,625
JUST PROP HIM UP.
377
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,834
HEY, MAN, I'M NOT
A PIECE OF MEAT, ALL RIGHT?
378
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,417
MY APOLOGIES.
379
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,583
GOOD.
380
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:22,291
THIS IS JUST
TEMPORARY, BY THE WAY.
381
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:24,542
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
382
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,750
WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST
KIND OF TOWERING OVER HIM.
383
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,250
I COULD SCRUNCH DOWN.
384
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,041
WELL, THEN WE'D BE LOOKING
AT YOUR CHEST, NOT YOUR FACE.
385
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,458
YOU KNOW WHAT,
LET'S TAKE FIVE MINUTES,
386
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,917
WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.
387
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,834
FIVE MINUTES.
388
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,625
JUST GOING TO CHANGE
SOME LIGHTS HERE.
389
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:40,083
I HAVE
YOUR LUNCH FOR YOU.
390
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,917
YEAH, SORRY, ROOKIE,
THE CLOCK RAN OUT.
391
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:43,917
I ALREADY ATE.
392
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,959
OKAY,
393
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,417
LET'S TRY SOME
WITH THE JERSEY.
394
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,959
UH, YOU!
395
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,083
GO TO THE BACK,
396
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,500
GET DANNY'S JERSEY
FROM THE RACK, PLEASE, QUICKLY.
397
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,875
YEAH, THAT'S NOT MINE.
398
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,834
THAT'S MANNING'S.
399
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,125
THIS IS
THE ONE YOU WANT.
400
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,291
YEAH.
401
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:28,709
PATTY,
402
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,500
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
403
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:33,500
THAT'S MY BOSS WHO WAS
LEANING UP AGAINST YOUR BOSS.
404
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,041
I'D HEARD YOU GOT A JOB,
405
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,333
BUT TRINA DIDN'T TELL ME
IT WAS WITH DANNY HOLLAND.
406
00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,917
YOUR BOSS IS THE MODEL?
407
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,667
I JUST GOT BACK
FROM A LONG LUNCH.
408
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,750
SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT
WHEN I EAT IN FRONT OF HER,
409
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:44,834
SO I DUCKED OUT FOR A BURGER.
410
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,792
SHE DOESN'T MIND
YOU NOT BEING HERE?
411
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,500
WELL, WE'RE STILL
IN THE TRIAL PHASE.
412
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:50,875
WOW.
413
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,500
I'M NOT SURE I'M GOING TO LAST
EVEN TWO DAYS.
414
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,208
[HUNTER YELPS]
415
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,166
HEY! I'M CAUGHT.
SOMEBODY, HELP!
416
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,417
[FABRIC TEARING]
417
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,917
GUYS, PLEASE,
418
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,709
COULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING,
LIKE, RIGHT NOW? COME ON!
419
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:01,709
I THINK THAT I COULD HELP.
420
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:02,792
PLEASE.
421
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:03,792
MAYBE YOU
BETTER NOT.
422
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,875
YOU CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER FUMBLE.
423
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,333
NO, I GOT THIS.
424
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,875
[FABRIC TEARING]
425
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,667
[TURNS OFF FAN]
426
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,917
[LAUREL]:
I THINK I CAN FIX THIS.
427
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,166
[♪♪]
428
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,458
[PHOTOGRAPHER]:
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. NICE.
429
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,834
[LAUREL]:
WILL THIS WORK?
430
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:27,083
THAT'S REALLY AMAZING.
431
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,208
THANK YOU, MISS...
432
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,291
IT'S LAUREL.
433
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,166
I'M MR. HOLLAND'S ASSISTANT.
434
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,208
WELL, THANK YOU, LAUREL.
435
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,291
CAN WE START
SHOOTING?
436
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,792
YES, WE CAN
START SHOOTING.
437
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,500
OKAY...
THERE WE GO.
438
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,625
IMPRESSIVE.
439
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,208
YOU ARE GOING TO BE
ONE HANDY ROOMMATE
440
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,667
TO HAVE AROUND.
441
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,917
IF WE EVER SEE
EACH OTHER.
442
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,458
WITH OUR HOURS,
WHO KNOWS?
443
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,750
OH, WE'LL BE
SEEING EACH OTHER.
444
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,709
OUR BOSSES ARE AN ITEM.
445
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,291
WHAT A CLICHE.
446
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,875
AN ATHLETE
DATING A MODEL.
447
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:57,917
[LAUGHS]
448
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,875
[PHOTOGRAPHER]:
OH, YEAH.
449
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,750
THAT'S IT, YES.
450
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,041
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
451
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,917
[♪♪]
452
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,917
JUST PUT IT
RIGHT OVER HERE, GUYS.
453
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,875
THANK YOU.
454
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,625
ALL RIGHT.
455
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,583
THANKS.
456
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:16,792
ALL RIGHT,
457
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,750
YOU'RE ALL SET.
458
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,250
THANKS, DAD.
I APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP.
459
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,750
YOU KNOW WHAT,
460
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:22,625
I'M GOING TO GIVE IT
A TRY NOW.
461
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:23,792
WHOA.
462
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:24,959
SLOW DOWN, CHAMP.
463
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,291
THE DOCTOR SAID
464
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,166
YOU HAD TO TAKE IT EASY
FOR THE FIRST WEEK.
465
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,291
YOU HAVE TO REST IT
466
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,959
AND KEEP ICING IT.
467
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,417
DAD, IF I REST TOO LONG,
468
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,625
I'M LIABLE
TO BECOME ANOTHER HAS-BEEN.
469
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:34,667
WE BOTH KNOW
470
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:35,750
THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
471
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,750
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT, SON.
472
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:37,583
YOU'RE GOING TO
GET THROUGH THIS.
473
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,333
I'M NOT GOOD AT...
SITTING AROUND.
474
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,750
I KNOW IT'S HARD,
475
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:44,709
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH,
476
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:45,834
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
477
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:46,834
THIS IS NOT
THE END OF YOUR CAREER.
478
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,542
YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE.
479
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,041
NOW, WHAT DO WE SAY
IN THIS FAMILY?
480
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,208
[SIGHS]
481
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:52,375
I KNOW.
482
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,542
"NEVER SETTLE
FOR THE SIDELINES."
483
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,250
THAT'S RIGHT.
484
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,709
[DOOR OPENS]
485
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,125
OH.
486
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,458
HI.
487
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,125
I'M HERE FOR DANNY.
I'M HIS NEW ASSISTANT, LAUREL.
488
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,750
REALLY?
489
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,333
I'M DANNY'S FATHER.
490
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:07,083
NICE TO MEET YOU.
491
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:07,959
THANK YOU. NOW,
I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE
492
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:08,959
HE STAYS OFF THAT FOOT,
493
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,959
AND IT NEEDS TO BE ICED
494
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,875
FOUR MORE TIMES
TODAY. GOT IT?
495
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,125
-I'LL MAKE SURE.
-OKAY.
496
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:17,959
GOOD MORNING.
497
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,125
MORNING, ROOKIE.
498
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,583
I DIDN'T THINK
I'D SEE YOU AGAIN.
499
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,000
WHY NOT?
500
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,458
WELL, YOU HAD MORE FUMBLES
THAN RECEPTIONS YESTERDAY.
501
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:27,750
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
502
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,000
THROW IN THE TOWEL.
503
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,709
I'M NO QUITTER.
504
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,250
TODAY'S GOING TO
BE BETTER.
505
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,458
YOU'LL SEE.
506
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,208
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO DO FOR YOU FIRST?
507
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,834
[♪♪]
508
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:38,834
MY DOG NEEDS WALKING.
509
00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:42,500
YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH DOGS, DO YOU?
510
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,250
NO, I LOVE THEM.
511
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,625
UM, I'M A GREAT DOG WALKER.
512
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:52,041
WELL, I GOTTA WARN YOU,
513
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:55,000
SHE DOESN'T LIKE MANY PEOPLE.
514
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,000
WHAT'S HER NAME?
515
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,625
KNUTE.
516
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,417
YOU NAMED YOUR DOG
AFTER NEWT GINGRICH?
517
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:05,125
NO, KNUTE ROCKNE.
518
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,375
IS HE SOMEONE FAMOUS?
519
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,208
-HE WAS. HE'S LEGENDARY NOW.
-REALLY?
520
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,709
FOR WHAT?
521
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,125
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
522
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,458
FOR BEING THE GREATEST
FOOTBALL COACH OF ALL TIME.
523
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:17,333
WOW. DID YOU EVER
PLAY FOR HIM?
524
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,959
NOT IN THIS LIFETIME.
525
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,583
KNUTE!
526
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,959
KNUTE!
527
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:24,917
COME HERE, GIRL.
528
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:27,458
[BARKING]
529
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,583
POOPER-SCOOPER'S RIGHT HERE.
530
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,458
A SHOVEL?
531
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:40,709
OH, TRUST ME,
532
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:41,750
YOU'LL NEED IT.
533
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,542
[BARKING]
534
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,917
[♪♪]
535
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,083
SIT.
536
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,166
HUH...
537
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,125
KNUTE DIDN'T GIVE YOU
A HARD TIME?
538
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,125
KNUTE CERTAINLY HAS
A LOT OF ENERGY.
539
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,583
[CLAPPING AND BECKONING]
540
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,583
COME ON!
541
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:17,250
MUST BE THE ANKLE.
542
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,125
IT'S PROBABLY
FREAKING HER OUT.
543
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:22,959
I KNOW IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.
544
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:26,417
WELL, I AM GOING
TO HIT THE SHOWERS.
545
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,125
OH.
546
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,667
THE OFFICE IS IN THERE.
547
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,542
THERE IS A CELLPHONE
548
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,375
ON THE DESK.
549
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,750
THAT'S FOR YOU,
FOR AS LONG YOU KEEP THIS JOB.
550
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,083
THERE'S ALSO
A PILE OF WORK
551
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,333
LEFT BY
YOUR PREDECESSOR,
552
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,333
BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
FOR RIGHT NOW IS,
553
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:42,709
YOU NEED TO ORGANIZE
MY SCHEDULE.
554
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:45,166
I NEED YOU TO CHECK
555
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,208
WITH THE TEAM PUBLICIST,
556
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,625
MY PUBLICIST,
557
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:50,917
MY SPORTS AGENT, MY BOOK AGENT,
558
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,125
AND MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST.
559
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,375
YOU GOT THAT?
560
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,125
OF COURSE.
561
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,625
OF COURSE.
562
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,125
KNUTE...
563
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,291
COME HERE.
564
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,875
[DOORBELL RINGS]
565
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,333
CAN I HELP YOU?
566
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,458
I WANT TO SEE DANNY BOY.
567
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,709
MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME?
568
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:43,583
DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
569
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,667
A WHAT?
570
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,834
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
571
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,583
WHO ARE YOU?
572
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,792
I ASKED YOU FIRST.
573
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,458
I'M ISAIAH HOWARDS.
574
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,750
WHO?
575
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,417
ISAIAH HOWARDS.
BEST TIGHT END IN THE LEAGUE?
576
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,166
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
577
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,333
THEN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS
BEING IN DANNY HOLLAND'S HOUSE.
578
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:00,417
NOW, STEP ASIDE AND LET ME IN.
579
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,792
ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS PUSHY?
580
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:02,917
THAT'S HOW I MAKE A LIVING.
581
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,875
WANNA SEE?
582
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:06,709
HEY, ISAIAH.
583
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:07,750
WHAT'S GOING ON?
584
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,375
SHE BELONG TO YOU?
585
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,834
WELL, THAT'S UP
FOR SOME DEBATE,
586
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,250
BUT YOU CAN PUT HER DOWN NOW.
587
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,542
YOU... KNOW HIM.
588
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:18,000
HE'S MY TEAMMATE.
589
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,792
SHE'S MY NEW ASSISTANT.
590
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,041
AH.
591
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,792
SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHO YOU WERE.
592
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,166
I NEED A NEW PUBLICIST.
593
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,667
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME
594
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,500
MOVE SOME OF
MY STUFF IN EARLY.
595
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,417
THANK GINA.
596
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,834
WHEN IS SHE MOVING OUT?
597
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,834
RIGHT AFTER
THE WEDDING.
598
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,458
HOW'S THE JOB GOING?
599
00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:55,625
NOT GREAT.
600
00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:57,500
ACTUALLY,
601
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:01,250
I STINK AT BEING
A PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
602
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,208
IT'S NOT THE LONG HOURS,
OR THE RUNNING AROUND,
603
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,583
OR EVEN THE STANDING UP
TO A TIGHT END,
604
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,792
BUT HALF THE TIME,
605
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:08,375
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT DANNY'S TALKING ABOUT
606
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:09,792
BECAUSE HE SPEAKS IN FOOTBALL.
607
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,291
I HAVE GOT JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
608
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,959
THIS IS THE PERSONAL
ASSISTANT'S HANDBOOK,
609
00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:25,333
WHICH I HAPPENED
TO HAVE AUTHORED.
610
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:27,500
IT WILL TELL YOU
EVERYTHING YOU NEED
611
00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:28,709
TO MASTER THIS JOB.
612
00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,792
IT WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO
TELL A CAP FROM A LATTE,
613
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,083
A FINE CUBAN CIGAR FROM
A TWO-DOLLAR COSTA RICAN,
614
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,041
AND A PINOT
FROM A MERLOT.
615
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,417
STUDY IT
COVER-TO-COVER.
616
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,917
OH, AND MAKE SURE YOU TAKE
A GOOD LOOK AT PAGE SIX.
617
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,875
IT HAS ALL
THE UNLISTED NUMBERS
618
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,333
FOR THE PRIVATE CLUBS,
RESTAURANTS,
619
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:43,333
AND THE CHIEF OF POLICE.
620
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:47,166
YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE.
621
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,917
THANKS.
622
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,041
I WILL ADD IT TO MY HOMEWORK.
623
00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:52,792
HOMEWORK?
624
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:55,208
I NEED TO LEARN EVERYTHING
I CAN ABOUT FOOTBALL
625
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,583
IF I WANT TO KEEP
THIS JOB,
626
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,458
SO THAT'S
TONIGHT'S READING.
627
00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:00,375
THE JOB WILL
GET EASIER.
628
00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:01,959
I PROMISE.
629
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:04,375
EVEN IF YOUR BOSS
DOESN'T WANT YOU?
630
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,542
YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY
631
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,792
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN
THERE'S A WOMAN?
632
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,709
WELL, THE TRUTH IS,
633
00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:13,959
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON,
THERE IS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
634
00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:16,750
IS THAT IN THE HANDBOOK?
635
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,083
NO.
636
00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,125
BUT I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT.
637
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,333
I THINK I'LL ADD IT
TO THE NEXT EDITION.
638
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,500
GOOD MORNING.
639
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,917
[CLEARS THROAT]
640
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,500
WHAT'S THAT
YOU'RE WEARING?
641
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,834
YOU LIKE IT?
642
00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:36,834
I MADE IT MYSELF.
643
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,166
I NOTICED THE TEAM SHIRTS
ARE SO MASCULINE,
644
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,208
SO I JUST PUT MY OWN SPIN ON IT.
645
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:42,625
IT'S CALLED A JERSEY,
NOT A SHIRT,
646
00:23:42,709 --> 00:23:45,417
AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T
GO OUT AND MAKE ONE FOR ME.
647
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,500
NO, I MADE YOU THESE.
648
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,041
CRANBERRY
WALNUT MUFFINS.
649
00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:52,250
YOUR FAVORITE, RIGHT?
650
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,291
WHAT, NOTHING FOR THE DOG?
651
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,709
SHE ALREADY LIKES ME.
652
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,041
I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM.
653
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,291
I WON A BLUE RIBBON FOR THOSE
AT THE STATE FAIR.
654
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,000
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
BE SUCH A GIRL?
655
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,875
NOBODY'S EVER COMPLAINED
ABOUT THAT BEFORE,
656
00:24:02,959 --> 00:24:04,542
BUT DO YOU HAVE
TO BE SUCH A JOCK?
657
00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,959
NO ONE'S EVER COMPLAINED
ABOUT THAT EITHER.
658
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,875
AND THAT'S WHAT'S
PAYING YOUR SALARY.
659
00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:10,750
[CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE]
660
00:24:12,959 --> 00:24:14,333
THAT'S MY RIDE.
661
00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:16,375
LUCAS IS PICKING ME UP
FOR PRACTICE.
662
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,625
BUT YOU'RE IN A BOOT
AND HAVE CRUTCHES.
663
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,583
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO REMIND ME.
664
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,750
I MAY NOT BE PLAYING,
665
00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,125
BUT I STILL
SHOW UP FOR PRACTICE.
666
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,333
COME GET ME AT 4:00,
667
00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:30,500
AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON TIME.
668
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,500
I THOUGHT YOU HAD
A LIMO AND A DRIVER?
669
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:35,417
NO, THE PUBLISHER
ARRANGED THAT.
670
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,667
I NORMALLY DRIVE MYSELF,
671
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,125
BUT, OBVIOUSLY,
RIGHT NOW I CAN'T.
672
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,375
HEY. OH.
673
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,917
LUCAS, COME ON,
LET'S GET GOING.
674
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,083
EXCUSE US, MISS,
FOR RUSHING OUT ON YOU.
675
00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,792
NO, NO, THAT'S...
THAT'S JUST LAUREL.
676
00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:50,333
THAT'S MY NEW
ASSISTANT.
677
00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:52,375
THIS IS RON LUCAS.
678
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,625
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
679
00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,375
NICE TO MEET YOU.
680
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:57,333
AND QUITE THE SURPRISE,
I MIGHT ADD.
681
00:24:57,417 --> 00:25:00,041
YEAH IT WAS
FOR ME, TOO.
682
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,208
YEAH.
683
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,625
COME ON, LUCAS,
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
684
00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:05,000
SEE YOU.
685
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:13,875
SHE'S CUTE.
686
00:25:13,959 --> 00:25:15,333
WHO?
687
00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:16,458
LAUREL.
688
00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:18,166
COME ON, LUCAS,
SHE'S MY ASSISTANT.
689
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,083
DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.
690
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,250
OH, COME ON,
691
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,458
YOU KNOW HOW BAD
I WANT TO MEET SOMEONE.
692
00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:22,542
IS SHE SINGLE?
693
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,166
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
694
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,583
DON'T YOU TALK TO HER?
695
00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:27,583
NOT ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT.
696
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:29,083
HEY, ROMEO,
697
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,917
KEEP YOUR MIND
FOCUSED ON THE GAME, OKAY?
698
00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:38,667
SHAWN, CALL ME BACK
AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
699
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,333
I NEED HELP WITH DANNY'S
FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE,
700
00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:42,375
WHATEVER THAT IS.
701
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,667
SO, PLEASE, THE MINUTE
YOU GET THIS, CALL ME.
702
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,583
OH, AND MAKE SURE TO CALL
MY PERSONAL PHONE
703
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:47,500
AND NOT MY WORK PHONE.
704
00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:52,500
OKAY...
705
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:54,375
[DOORBELL RINGS]
706
00:25:55,834 --> 00:25:57,000
STAY. STAY.
707
00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,458
[DOG WHINING]
708
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:05,500
HI.
709
00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:07,458
IS DANNY HOME?
710
00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:09,250
NO, AND I'M SO SORRY,
711
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,208
BUT WE DON'T ACCEPT GIFTS
FROM FANS.
712
00:26:12,291 --> 00:26:13,500
OH, WE'RE NOT JUST ANY FANS.
713
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,625
I'M DANNY'S MOTHER,
AND THIS IS HIS SISTER.
714
00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:17,500
CAN I SEE SOME PROOF?
715
00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:19,750
YOU MUST BE LAUREL.
716
00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:21,125
YOU MET MY HUSBAND
YESTERDAY?
717
00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:22,875
WILL THAT GET US IN?
718
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,542
I'M SO SORRY, MRS. HOLLAND.
719
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,625
PLEASE, COME IN.
720
00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:28,458
THANK YOU.
721
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:38,333
DANNY TOLD ME NOT
TO LET ANYONE IN.
722
00:26:38,417 --> 00:26:39,625
WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE
HE DIDN'T MEAN US.
723
00:26:39,709 --> 00:26:41,208
I'M JULIE, BY THE WAY,
AND THIS IS AVA.
724
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:43,542
-HI.
-HI.
725
00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:44,834
I MADE DANNY
A POT OF HIS FAVORITE CHILI.
726
00:26:44,917 --> 00:26:46,041
THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU.
727
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,125
HE'S LUCKY TO HAVE
SUCH A CARING FAMILY.
728
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,166
OH, WE'RE LUCKY, TOO.
729
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,333
WELL, BESIDES
CHECKING UP ON DANNY,
730
00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:53,333
WE WANTED TO DROP OFF
THE LIST FOR THE PARTY.
731
00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:56,125
IS THIS SOMETHING
I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
732
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,750
OH, DANNY'S
733
00:26:57,834 --> 00:27:00,375
GIVING HIS FATHER AND ME
AN ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
734
00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:02,917
WHICH MEANS YOU'LL PROBABLY
BE DOING ALL THE WORK.
735
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,625
[CHUCKLING]
736
00:27:04,709 --> 00:27:06,250
WELL, AT LEAST
PLANNING A PARTY
737
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,709
IS SOMETHING I'M GOOD AT.
738
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,917
WELL, THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS
739
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,834
HAVE BEEN PARTICULARLY
HARD ON HIM,
740
00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:13,083
SO I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TAKING
ANYTHING TOO PERSONALLY.
741
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,000
NOPE.
742
00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,709
PERSONAL ASSISTANT
RULE NUMBER 8 SAYS
743
00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:17,709
THAT YOU HAVE TO
DEVELOP A THICK SKIN,
744
00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:18,625
SO I'M WORKING ON IT.
745
00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:21,792
IS IT A SPECIAL
ANNIVERSARY?
746
00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,750
YEAH, IT'S OUR 35th.
747
00:27:23,834 --> 00:27:27,083
WOW! 35 YEARS?
748
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,166
THAT'S... EPIC.
749
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,750
MY PARENTS ONLY
LASTED SIX YEARS.
750
00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,542
OH, I HOPE THAT DIDN'T
DISCOURAGE YOU.
751
00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,625
NO, JUST THE OPPOSITE.
752
00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:37,208
IT TURNED ME INTO
A HOPELESS ROMANTIC.
753
00:27:37,291 --> 00:27:39,875
I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN,
754
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:43,083
ONLY I NEVER END UP
WITH THE RIGHT GUY.
755
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:44,625
OH, IT JUST HASN'T
HAPPENED YET, SWEETIE,
756
00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:45,834
THAT'S ALL.
757
00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:47,250
AS LONG AS
YOU DON'T GIVE UP.
758
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,500
I MEAN, THERE'S PROBABLY
SOME GUY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW
759
00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,792
THINKING THE VERY SAME THING.
760
00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,333
YEAH.
761
00:27:53,417 --> 00:27:54,291
WE'LL LET OURSELVES OUT.
762
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,333
OKAY, THANKS.
763
00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:56,250
-BYE.
-BYE.
764
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,208
BLACK 72! BLACK 72!
765
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:14,834
RED 27! HUT!
766
00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:16,709
LET'S GO!
767
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:20,834
GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB.
768
00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:22,667
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
769
00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:28,667
HEY...
770
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,750
YOU LOOKED GOOD
OUT THERE TODAY.
771
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,083
FEELIN' GOOD.
772
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,792
TOO GOOD.
773
00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,000
I'M STARTING TO WORRY.
774
00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:34,959
NO, YOU AREN'T.
775
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:37,166
NEED A RIDE?
776
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,375
YEAH, I MIGHT.
777
00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:39,333
LAUREL WAS SUPPOSED
TO PICK ME UP, BUT...
778
00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:40,667
I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENED TO HER.
779
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,208
HAPPENED TO WHO?
780
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,959
DANNY'S GOT
A NEW ASSISTANT.
781
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:45,500
ANOTHER ONE.
782
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:46,875
ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING ABOUT
ASKING HER OUT.
783
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:49,000
IT'S A HER?
784
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,000
AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU
TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
785
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,500
IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE
IF YOU DATED HER,
786
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,041
BUT I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG
WITH ME ASKING HER OUT.
787
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,500
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
788
00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:00,208
LAUREL, WHERE ARE YOU?
789
00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:01,291
YOU'RE HERE?
790
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,792
NO... I COULDN'T FIND YOU.
791
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,208
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE LOST?
792
00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,083
YOU GUYS
DON'T HAVE TO WAIT.
793
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,166
OH, WE DON'T MIND.
794
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,125
WANT TO MEET
YOUR NEW ASSISTANT.
795
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:15,291
THERE'S NOTHING
TO MEET, DURBIN.
796
00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:16,875
SHE'S JUST A GIRL.
797
00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:18,500
OH, I SEE HIM.
798
00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:20,417
THANKS. THANKS SO MUCH.
799
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,709
SORRY.
800
00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:25,041
THEY SHOULD REALLY HAND OUT
MAPS FOR THIS PLACE.
801
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,542
THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.
802
00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:27,667
NICE JERSEY.
803
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:28,583
BUT WHERE CAN I GET ONE
FOR MY WIFE?
804
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,125
OH, THANKS.
805
00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,417
I MADE IT.
806
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,667
LATER, GUYS.
I GOTTA GET GOING.
807
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,667
BYE.
808
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,417
BYE.
809
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:38,125
THIS PLACE IS
REALLY CONFUSING.
810
00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:41,917
WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
811
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
OH, IT'S, UM,
RIGHT OVER THERE.
812
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,250
THE... THE RED ONE?
813
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:49,542
[CHUCKLES]
THAT'S YOUR CAR?
814
00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:50,583
I KNOW IT'S OLD,
815
00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:52,333
AND IT DRIVES
KIND OF LOUD,
816
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,875
BUT IT'S SORT OF A CLASSIC,
AND I LOVE IT.
817
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,750
IS IT A 1964 OR '65?
818
00:29:57,834 --> 00:29:59,417
'65.
819
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:00,834
'65...
820
00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:02,250
I HAD AN '65 IN HIGH SCHOOL.
821
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,375
IT WAS A HAND-ME-DOWN
FROM MY GRANDDAD.
822
00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:10,083
IT WAS A GREAT CAR.
823
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:15,250
[ENGINE STARTER WHINING]
824
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,417
IT RUNS, REALLY.
825
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,041
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
826
00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:21,917
IT'S KIND OF
AN UNUSUAL CAR
827
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,166
FOR A GIRL TO BE DRIVING.
828
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,041
AND I CAN DRIVE IT
JUST AS WELL AS ANY GUY.
829
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,917
HEY, GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
830
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,750
COACH WANTS TO SEE YOU
FOR A SECOND.
831
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,166
-THANKS.
-YEAH.
832
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,208
-HEY.
-HEY.
833
00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:38,667
JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW,
834
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:39,625
WHAT YOU DID
WITH THE TEAM JERSEYS WAS GREAT.
835
00:30:39,709 --> 00:30:40,625
YOU'RE REALLY CREATIVE.
836
00:30:40,709 --> 00:30:42,834
I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
837
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,333
I REALLY MEAN IT.
838
00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:45,959
I'M NOT THE TYPE OF GUY
WHO DOESN'T MEAN WHAT HE SAYS.
839
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:47,750
GOOD TO KNOW.
840
00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:49,625
SO, FEEL FREE TO TELL ME
IF YOU SEE ME MESSING UP.
841
00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:50,750
[LAUGHS]
842
00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,250
WELL, I WILL BE SEEING
A LOT OF YOU,
843
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,000
WITH DANNY, I MEAN,
844
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,667
SO I WILL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.
845
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:56,625
THANKS.
846
00:30:56,709 --> 00:30:57,750
YOU'RE WELCOME.
847
00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:59,625
I NEVER KNEW FOOTBALL PLAYERS
848
00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:01,041
WERE SO NICE.
849
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,542
WELL, WE'RE NOT ALL BAD BOYS.
850
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,291
HEY, LUCAS, DON'T YOU
GOT SOMEPLACE TO BE?
851
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:06,417
NO.
852
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,333
YEAH, WELL, I DO, SO...
853
00:31:08,417 --> 00:31:09,291
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
854
00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:11,458
-BYE.
-BYE.
855
00:31:12,792 --> 00:31:13,667
CASANOVA...
856
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:15,333
[CHUCKLES]
857
00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:19,166
ARE WE HEADING
FOR HOME?
858
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,750
NO.
859
00:31:22,834 --> 00:31:24,000
[GROANING]
860
00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,291
YOU'RE TAKING ME TO
THE BAY AREA BOY'S CENTER.
861
00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,208
I'M WORKING WITH
SOME OF THE KIDS THERE,
862
00:31:29,291 --> 00:31:30,709
AND THEN I HAVE
A DATE WITH HUNTER,
863
00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:32,375
SO, UM...
864
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,750
YOU CAN TAKE
THE NIGHT OFF.
865
00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:36,041
IF YOU'RE ENTERTAINING,
866
00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:37,875
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
FIX UP THE HOUSE A BIT?
867
00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:40,125
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
I HAVE A HOUSEKEEPER.
868
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:41,583
I JUST MEAN
869
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,166
I COULD TRY AND MAKE IT
A LITTLE MORE ROMANTIC.
870
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,583
TRY AND HIDE THE FACT
871
00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:47,917
THAT YOU HAVE A GYM
IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.
872
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,291
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
SOME CANDLES,
873
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,875
FLOWERS, SOFT MUSIC...
874
00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:52,208
[CHUCKLES]
875
00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:54,375
NO MICHAEL BUBLE.
876
00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:55,750
GOT IT.
877
00:31:55,834 --> 00:31:58,083
OH, AND I NEED YOU
TO PICK UP
878
00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,500
A BAG OF FOOD FOR KNUTE.
879
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,709
WE USE THE 30-POUND SIZE,
880
00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:02,834
BUT DON'T WORRY,
881
00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:04,291
THEY'LL CARRY IT
TO THE CAR FOR YOU.
882
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:07,792
I SUPPOSE I'LL BE THE ONE
CARRYING IT INTO THE HOUSE?
883
00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:11,542
WELL, I CAN'T EXACTLY
IN MY CONDITION.
884
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:14,166
IF YOU WERE A GUY,
IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
885
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,417
DON'T WORRY.
886
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,542
I'M STRONGER THAN I LOOK.
887
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,041
HMM.
888
00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:23,250
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
GET THE 50-POUND BAG.
889
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,500
IT'S MORE ECONOMICAL.
890
00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:27,750
[♪♪]
891
00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:10,458
[♪♪]
892
00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:27,542
[CHATTING PLEASANTLY]
893
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:28,875
THAT WAS FUN.
894
00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:32,000
HEY, KNUTE.
895
00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:33,041
I DIDN'T THINK THAT
896
00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:34,333
WHEN YOU SAID
WE WERE GOING TO A CLUB,
897
00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:35,917
YOU MEANT--
[YELPS]
898
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,959
--YOU MEANT THE BOY'S CLUB
WITH LITTLE BOYS.
899
00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:38,917
WELL, YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO COME
900
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:39,959
TO ONE OF MY BOOK EVENTS.
901
00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,166
YEAH, FOR ADULTS,
NOT CHILDREN.
902
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,875
WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE,
903
00:33:43,959 --> 00:33:45,750
THAT IS WHO
I WROTE THE BOOK FOR.
904
00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:48,458
-WHAT?
-GET AWAY...
905
00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:50,583
SHE'S JUST TRYING
TO BE FRIENDLY.
906
00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:53,542
CAN'T YOU PUT HER
OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING?
907
00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:56,792
UH... YEAH,
SURE, YEAH.
908
00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:58,500
COME ON, KNUTE,
LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
909
00:33:58,583 --> 00:33:59,750
COME ON.
910
00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:02,625
LET'S GO. YEAH.
911
00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,125
COME ON.
912
00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,834
DID YOU DO ALL OF THIS FOR ME?
913
00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:13,667
AND YOU EVEN REMEMBERED
YELLOW ROSES ARE MY FAVORITE.
914
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,041
THEY ARE?
915
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:17,458
OH, YEAH, UH, RIGHT. YEAH.
916
00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:24,583
[PATS CUSHION]
917
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,375
[GIGGLES]
918
00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:28,542
[SIGHING]
919
00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:29,917
THANK YOU.
920
00:34:33,792 --> 00:34:35,750
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING
921
00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:38,125
SINCE YOU'RE INJURED
AND NOT PLAYING ANYWAY,
922
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,542
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME
TO ROME?
923
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:42,041
I'LL BE ON A PHOTO SHOOT
FOR A WEEK,
924
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,166
AND WE COULD TAKE ANOTHER WEEK
AND GO TO VENICE.
925
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,166
VENICE...
926
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,500
MM-HMM.
927
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:50,083
UM, AS TEMPTING
AS THAT SOUNDS,
928
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:51,458
I CAN'T.
929
00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:53,125
AND WHY NOT?
930
00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:55,291
WELL, BEING OUT
WITH AN INJURY
931
00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,083
ISN'T LIKE BEING
ON VACATION.
932
00:34:57,166 --> 00:35:00,417
BESIDES ALL THE REHAB,
I'M STILL PART OF A TEAM.
933
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,750
I HAVE TO
SHOW UP EVERY DAY.
934
00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:03,875
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
935
00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:06,125
ITALY WOULD'VE BEEN FUN.
936
00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:09,375
[KNUTE BARKING
AND WHINING OUTSIDE]
937
00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:10,500
KNUTE!
938
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,291
QUIET, GIRL!
939
00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,500
WELL, WE COULD DO
SOMETHING FUN
940
00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,959
ONCE YOU'RE
BACK IN TOWN.
941
00:35:18,041 --> 00:35:19,834
I WILL HOLD YOU TO IT.
942
00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:20,834
[KNUTE GROANING OUTSIDE]
943
00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:21,834
KNUTE, KNOCK IT OFF!
944
00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:23,417
[GRUMBLING AND GROANING]
945
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,750
I'M SORRY.
946
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,041
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HER TONIGHT.
947
00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,417
MAYBE SHE'S JEALOUS.
948
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:31,458
I DON'T KNOW,
949
00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:32,959
SHE'S NEVER ACTED
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
950
00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,083
MAYBE IT'S ME.
951
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,417
I MEAN, I LIKE DOGS--
952
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,458
MOST OF THE TIME.
953
00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:40,291
WELL, HOW
DO YOU, UH, FEEL
954
00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:42,417
ABOUT THEIR OWNERS?
955
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,750
WELL, THERE IS ONE
956
00:35:44,834 --> 00:35:46,583
THAT I AM
VERY FOND OF.
957
00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:48,959
[SCRATCHING AND BARKING]
958
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:51,834
OH, MY GOSH, THAT DOG
IS RUINING OUR EVENING.
959
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,834
I MEAN, MAYBE
IF I BROUGHT HER INSIDE,
960
00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:54,959
SHE'D CALM DOWN.
961
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:58,250
UH, SHE MIGHT, BUT I WON'T.
962
00:35:58,333 --> 00:35:59,875
DANNY, I JUST,
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS TONIGHT.
963
00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:02,125
I'VE GOT A REALLY
EARLY CALL IN THE MORNING,
964
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:03,250
SO I'M JUST GOING TO GO.
965
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:06,417
WELL, I-I'M SORRY
SHE'S BEHAVING THIS WAY.
966
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,375
YEAH, SO AM I.
967
00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:09,792
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HER TONIGHT.
968
00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:11,834
[KNUTE BARKING OUTSIDE]
969
00:36:11,917 --> 00:36:13,041
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO
970
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,917
GETTING HER
A REALLY GOOD PET THERAPIST.
971
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,667
[SIGHING]
972
00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,583
[SNIFFING AND WHINING]
973
00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:37,166
MAYBE YOU DO NEED A THERAPIST.
974
00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:41,375
OKAY.
975
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:50,834
[CLEARS THROAT]
976
00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:57,333
I WAS ON MY WAY OUT
WHEN YOU GUYS CAME IN,
977
00:36:57,417 --> 00:37:00,417
AND I WAS GONNA SLIP AWAY
978
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:01,375
WHEN YOU WENT INTO
THE OTHER ROOM,
979
00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:02,333
BUT THEN YOU DIDN'T, SO...
980
00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:05,458
HERE I AM.
981
00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:06,458
HMM.
982
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,625
DID YOU, UH,
DID YOU HEAR EVERYTHING?
983
00:37:09,709 --> 00:37:11,417
IT WAS A LITTLE MUFFLED,
984
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:14,417
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M THE ONE
THAT RUINED YOUR EVENING,
985
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,750
AND NOT KNUTE.
986
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:19,083
WELL...
987
00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:21,500
AT LEAST WE KNOW
SHE'S NOT CRAZY.
988
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:22,959
AM I FIRED?
989
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:23,917
WHAT? NO.
990
00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:27,041
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
WE CAME HOME EARLY.
991
00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,500
YOU DID A NICE JOB, THOUGH,
992
00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:32,333
FIXING UP THE PLACE.
993
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,834
AND THE ROSES,
THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH.
994
00:37:35,917 --> 00:37:38,375
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
THEY WERE HER FAVORITE?
995
00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:39,333
TRADE SECRET.
996
00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:43,166
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
OFF YOUR FEET?
997
00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:45,792
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
PROBABLY.
998
00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:48,041
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
999
00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:49,458
YOUR MOM'S CHILI
IS IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
1000
00:37:49,542 --> 00:37:52,500
NO. I'M GOOD.
1001
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,500
BESIDES THE CHILI,
1002
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:58,500
SHE ALSO DROPPED OFF
AN INVITATION LIST.
1003
00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:00,375
OH... YEAH.
1004
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,875
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PARTY.
1005
00:38:02,959 --> 00:38:04,333
OH, NO BIG DEAL.
1006
00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,542
YOUR MOM AND AVA
FILLED ME IN.
1007
00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,333
OH.
1008
00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:10,083
IT'S REALLY NICE
YOU'RE DOING THIS.
1009
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:13,417
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
35 YEARS IS A BIG DEAL.
1010
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,917
[CHUCKLES]
1011
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,291
THEY'RE STILL
CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER.
1012
00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:20,166
LOVE STORIES LIKE THAT
ARE WHAT PEOPLE DREAM ABOUT.
1013
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,417
YEAH, I SUPPOSE SO.
1014
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:25,250
IF THERE EVER WERE ROLE MODELS,
THEY'RE IT.
1015
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,250
BUT NOT EVERYBODY'S LUCKY ENOUGH
TO FIND WHAT THEY HAVE.
1016
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,625
I CAN TELL YOU
1017
00:38:28,709 --> 00:38:30,709
MY PARENTS ARE ROLE MODELS
OF WHAT NOT TO DO.
1018
00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:32,750
THAT BAD?
1019
00:38:32,834 --> 00:38:34,291
LET'S JUST SAY
1020
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:36,625
MOST OF MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
ARE OF MY PARENTS ARGUING.
1021
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:38,750
FORTUNATELY,
1022
00:38:38,834 --> 00:38:39,917
THEY FIGURED IT OUT
EARLY ENOUGH
1023
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,542
AND GOT A DIVORCE.
1024
00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,041
THEY'RE BOTH GREAT,
1025
00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:45,458
AND I REALLY LOVE
BEING WITH THEM,
1026
00:38:45,542 --> 00:38:48,125
BUT I REALLY MISSED
HAVING A FAMILY
1027
00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,500
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP.
1028
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,166
YEAH, I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT THAT MUST'VE BEEN LIKE.
1029
00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:54,250
WE HAVE A GREAT FAMILY,
1030
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:57,667
BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY HELP
ME OR AVA
1031
00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:58,834
IN THE ROMANCE DEPARTMENT.
1032
00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:00,250
[CHUCKLES]
1033
00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:01,625
I'VE HAD A LOT OF
FAILED RELATIONSHIPS,
1034
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:05,166
AND I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S NOT...
1035
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:08,667
IT'S NOT FUN SEEING IT
PLASTERED ALL OVER CYBER SPACE
1036
00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:10,125
FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.
1037
00:39:10,208 --> 00:39:12,333
BUT YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP.
1038
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:13,875
[CHUCKLES]
1039
00:39:13,959 --> 00:39:15,667
I JUST DON'T GET
TOO SERIOUS ANYMORE.
1040
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:19,083
BUT HOW CAN YOU FALL IN LOVE
IF YOU DON'T GET SERIOUS?
1041
00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:20,834
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE?
1042
00:39:25,542 --> 00:39:27,917
I BETTER FINISH CLEANING UP
BEFORE I LEAVE.
1043
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,625
HE SOUNDS LIKE A JERK.
1044
00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:42,875
YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM.
1045
00:39:42,959 --> 00:39:44,000
LISTEN,
1046
00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:45,041
I'VE GOTTA GET GOING,
1047
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,166
BUT DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN.
1048
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,125
THERE ARE STILL
SOME NICE GUYS OUT THERE.
1049
00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:49,458
OKAY, BYE.
1050
00:39:49,542 --> 00:39:52,834
DID I MENTION
NO PERSONAL CALLS?
1051
00:39:52,917 --> 00:39:54,375
SORRY.
1052
00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,291
AVA SAYS HELLO.
1053
00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,792
YOU WERE TALKING
TO MY SISTER?
1054
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,458
SHE SAID SHE TRIED
CALLING YOU,
1055
00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:01,750
BUT IT WENT TO VOICEMAIL.
1056
00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:02,959
SHE WANTED TO SEE
HOW YOU WERE DOING.
1057
00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:05,375
WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
1058
00:40:05,458 --> 00:40:06,291
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?
1059
00:40:07,834 --> 00:40:09,083
SHE'S YOUR FAMILY.
1060
00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,750
SHE'S CONCERNED.
1061
00:40:10,834 --> 00:40:12,500
SO AM I, AND THEM ASKING ME
HOW I AM ALL THE TIME
1062
00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:13,625
ISN'T HELPING.
1063
00:40:13,709 --> 00:40:17,333
NEITHER IS AVOIDING
THEIR CALLS.
1064
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:19,250
PUSHING PEOPLE AWAY
ISN'T ALWAYS THE ANSWER.
1065
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,208
OH, HEY, I AM NOT
DOING THAT, OKAY?
1066
00:40:20,291 --> 00:40:21,709
I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY.
1067
00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:22,875
MORE BUSY THAN
USUAL ACTUALLY,
1068
00:40:22,959 --> 00:40:25,083
WITH THE BOOK
1069
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,583
AND, YOU KNOW,
ALL THE REHAB
1070
00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:27,917
AND EVERYTHING.
1071
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
ISN'T THAT JUST AN EXCUSE?
1072
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:32,709
I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED
ON THAT BEFORE.
1073
00:40:35,417 --> 00:40:37,041
THERE IS MY PLAYBOOK.
1074
00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,750
I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT.
[CHUCKLES]
1075
00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,417
WAIT. THIS--
1076
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,667
THIS IS NOT MY PLAYBOOK.
1077
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,125
OH, NO, SORRY.
1078
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:49,166
THAT'S MY NOTEBOOK.
1079
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,208
IT'S JUST SOME SKETCHES
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.
1080
00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:55,250
BUT ONLY DURING MY LUNCH BREAK.
1081
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:56,333
HONEST.
1082
00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:58,375
THESE LOOK PROFESSIONAL.
1083
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,542
IS THIS ANOTHER
HIDDEN TALENT OF YOURS?
1084
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:02,834
[SIGHS]
1085
00:41:02,917 --> 00:41:05,250
THE JURY'S
STILL OUT ON THAT.
1086
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:07,250
I GOT MY DEGREE
IN FASHION DESIGN,
1087
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,917
BUT I HAVEN'T EXACTLY
TURNED IT INTO A CAREER YET.
1088
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,792
AH, OF COURSE,
THE JERSEY YOU MADE.
1089
00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:15,250
NOW I... SEE THE CONNECTION.
1090
00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:18,250
YOUR PLAYBOOK
IS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
1091
00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:19,750
I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE EARLIER
AND THOUGHT IT WAS MINE.
1092
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:24,875
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1093
00:41:24,959 --> 00:41:25,875
OH.
1094
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,250
DANNY HOLLAND'S OFFICE.
1095
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,792
OH, HEY, DREW.
1096
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,291
HOLD ON, LET ME ASK.
1097
00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:33,917
HEY, NED WANTS TO KNOW
1098
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,458
IF YOU CAN GO TO DINNER
SOME TIME NEXT WEEK
1099
00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:36,667
WITH SOMEONE NAMED MARINO?
1100
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:38,542
DAN MARINO!
1101
00:41:38,625 --> 00:41:39,792
[LAUGHS]
1102
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:43,625
THE ONLY NIGHT
THAT YOU HAVE FREE IS TUESDAY.
1103
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,458
ABSOLUTELY.
1104
00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:46,625
HE'S ALSO SOMEONE
I SHOULD KNOW, ISN'T HE?
1105
00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:47,625
YEAH.
1106
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:54,417
IT'S TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ANY BROTHERS.
1107
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:55,542
IT PROBABLY WOULD'VE
MADE THIS JOB
1108
00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:57,583
A LOT EASIER FOR YOU.
1109
00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,125
HEY, IT SOUNDS LIKE
TUESDAY NIGHT WILL WORK.
1110
00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:05,709
COME ON, MINERS!
1111
00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:08,000
SO, WHEN IS
PATTY ACTUALLY MOVING IN?
1112
00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:10,583
SHE HAS A HALF DAY OFF
IN THE NEXT THREE WEEKS,
1113
00:42:10,667 --> 00:42:12,917
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
SHE'S LEAVING A FEW BOXES.
1114
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,291
SHE'S IN ROME WITH HUNTER.
1115
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,500
ROME?
1116
00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,959
LET'S GO, BOYS,
DON'T GET LAZY!
1117
00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:19,709
TOO BAD YOU GOT STUCK WORKING
FOR A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
1118
00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:21,625
DON'T LET SHAWN
HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
1119
00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:22,792
OH, BEFORE I FORGET--
1120
00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:23,959
GO DEEP,
GO DEEP...
1121
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,208
--RON LUCAS CALLED YOU EARLIER.
1122
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,417
RON LUCAS CALLED HERE?
1123
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,667
SHAWN, DON'T YOU DARE
LOOK IN HERE!
1124
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:30,583
THAT'S BAD LUCK!
1125
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,250
SORRY.
1126
00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:38,000
YOU KNOW
WHO RON LUCAS IS?
1127
00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,417
OF COURSE I KNOW
WHO RON LUCAS IS.
1128
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,834
I'D BETTER,
IF I'M MARRYING SHAWN.
1129
00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:43,333
I THINK HE WANTS TO ASK ME OUT.
1130
00:42:44,834 --> 00:42:46,166
AND IS THAT A GOOD THING?
1131
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:48,375
UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES,
IT WOULD BE,
1132
00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:49,834
BUT SINCE HE'S
MY BOSS' BEST FRIEND,
1133
00:42:49,917 --> 00:42:52,250
IT'S KIND OF AWKWARD.
1134
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:54,125
THIS JOB'S
REALLY CHANGING YOU.
1135
00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:56,000
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN
CONSIDERED
1136
00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:57,208
DATING AN ATHLETE BEFORE.
1137
00:42:57,291 --> 00:43:00,041
ATHLETES DON'T ALWAYS
FIT THE STEREOTYPE.
1138
00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:01,500
I'M EVEN BEGINNING TO THINK
1139
00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:02,834
THAT THERE'S
ANOTHER SIDE TO DANNY.
1140
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:04,166
OH, REALLY?
1141
00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:05,500
I'M JUST SAYING
1142
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,959
THAT PEOPLE AREN'T ALWAYS
WHO YOU THINK THEY ARE.
1143
00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,333
MM-HMM...
1144
00:43:08,417 --> 00:43:10,208
LAUREL! FOURTH QUARTER'S
ALMOST OVER.
1145
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:11,250
IF YOU WANT ME
TO TEACH YOU ABOUT FOOTBALL,
1146
00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:12,125
YOU'D BETTER GET OUT HERE.
1147
00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:13,291
IT'S FINE.
1148
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:14,917
OKAY, UM, JUST GIVE ME
A FEW MINUTES.
1149
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,041
BE CAREFUL ABOUT THE PINS.
1150
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:18,041
I WON'T MOVE.
1151
00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:19,542
OKAY.
1152
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:22,166
OKAY.
1153
00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:23,875
-OKAY, HAVE A SEAT.
-OKAY.
1154
00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:26,083
I WAS TRYING
TO EXPLAIN TO YOU
1155
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:27,250
ABOUT THE FIRST
DOWN MARKER?
1156
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,125
SEE THAT YELLOW LINE
1157
00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:30,041
THAT GOES
ALL THE WAY DOWN THE SCREEN--
1158
00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:31,041
[SHOUTING]
AH! FACEMASK!
1159
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:33,375
AH, FACEMASK!
1160
00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:34,458
WELL--
1161
00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:35,542
WHY IS IT MOVING?
1162
00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:38,917
BECAUSE THEY'RE
GAINING YARDAGE.
1163
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
AND IT'S TEN YARDS
TO A FIRST DOWN, RIGHT?
1164
00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,208
YEAH.
1165
00:43:42,291 --> 00:43:43,625
YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY STARTING
TO PICK THIS UP.
1166
00:43:43,709 --> 00:43:44,917
HI.
1167
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,291
LAUREL, I NEED HELP.
I'M STUCK.
1168
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,083
OKAY, HOLD ON.
DON'T MOVE.
1169
00:43:50,166 --> 00:43:51,083
YUP...
1170
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,667
THANK YOU.
1171
00:44:18,834 --> 00:44:20,667
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1172
00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:21,709
I'M TRYING TO GET MY PHONE.
1173
00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,208
IT JUST FELL UNDER THE COUCH.
1174
00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:24,500
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
1175
00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:30,834
I'M GUESSING
THIS ISN'T YOURS.
1176
00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:32,500
WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK
1177
00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:34,834
FOOTBALL PLAYERS
CAN READ LITERATURE?
1178
00:44:34,917 --> 00:44:36,917
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON
WHO WENT TO COLLEGE, YOU KNOW.
1179
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,792
IT'S JUST,
IT'S RIGHT UNDER HERE.
1180
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:38,834
DO YOU SEE IT?
1181
00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:40,458
RIGHT HERE.
1182
00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:44,959
[♪♪]
1183
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:55,041
THANK YOU.
1184
00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,834
YUP.
1185
00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:01,250
OW!
1186
00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,917
[GROANS]
1187
00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,917
YOU'VE BEEN VOTED
SEXIEST MAN IN SPORTS
1188
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,083
TWO YEARS IN A ROW.
1189
00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,041
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
1190
00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:13,375
IT'S VERY NICE,
1191
00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:15,458
BUT IT'S NOT WHAT
MY BOOK IS ABOUT.
1192
00:45:15,542 --> 00:45:17,792
YOU'RE DATING HUNTER ST. JAMES.
1193
00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,875
DOES THAT MEAN
YOU'RE OFF THE MARKET?
1194
00:45:19,959 --> 00:45:23,625
I'D PREFER NOT TO TALK
ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIFE.
1195
00:45:23,709 --> 00:45:26,083
THEN YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT?
1196
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:28,542
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT
EITHER WAY.
1197
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:30,917
OKAY, COME ON,
BUT YOUR FANS WANT TO KNOW.
1198
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,250
[SIGHS]
1199
00:45:33,917 --> 00:45:35,208
JUST...
1200
00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:36,542
LET ME
JUST SAY THAT...
1201
00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:37,542
THAT...
1202
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,917
MY AREA OF EXPERTISE
IS PLAYING ON THE FIELD,
1203
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,458
NOT PLAYING THE FIELD.
1204
00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,125
SURE.
1205
00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:50,542
NOW, HOW ABOUT WE GET BACK
TO DISCUSSING MY BOOK,
1206
00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:53,291
WHICH, AS YOU KNOW,
I WROTE FOR KIDS,
1207
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:56,250
AND ALL THE PROCEEDS GO TO
INNER-CITY YOUTH PROGRAMS...
1208
00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:57,667
OKAY...
1209
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:05,750
-YOU STILL THERE?
-OH, YEAH.
1210
00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:19,792
HERE, LET ME.
1211
00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:22,208
I CAN GET OUT OF
THE CAR MYSELF.
1212
00:46:22,291 --> 00:46:23,208
RIGHT.
1213
00:46:23,291 --> 00:46:24,291
SORRY.
1214
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,875
[ENGINE STARTER
WHINING AND CLUNKING]
1215
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:39,625
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
1216
00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,959
[STARTER WHINING]
1217
00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:46,041
[STARTER CHUGGING
AND STRUGGLING]
1218
00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,041
PROBLEM?
1219
00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:55,333
NO, IT'S FINE.
1220
00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:56,709
I'LL JUST CALL THE AUTO CLUB.
1221
00:46:58,166 --> 00:46:59,458
WHY DON'T I TAKE A LOOK?
1222
00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:00,875
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
1223
00:47:00,959 --> 00:47:03,041
I'M NOT GOING TO
RUIN YOUR CAR
1224
00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:04,125
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF.
1225
00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:05,166
I USED TO WORK ON MINE
ALL THE TIME.
1226
00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:09,500
FINE, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.
1227
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:22,083
I THINK I SEE
THE PROBLEM.
1228
00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:29,208
THAT'S AMAZING.
1229
00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,333
[SIGHS]
1230
00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,542
OH, YOU'VE GOT
SOME GREASE...
1231
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:34,834
HOLD ON.
1232
00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:36,667
I HAVE... YEAH.
1233
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:42,375
DID I...
DID I GET IT?
1234
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,500
NO. [CHUCKLES]
1235
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:47,750
NOW IT'S ON YOUR NOSE.
1236
00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:49,875
[CHUCKLING]
1237
00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,750
HEY...
1238
00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:06,041
I EVEN READ IT.
1239
00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:07,792
WHAT'D YOU THINK?
1240
00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:12,542
I THOUGHT IT WAS HONEST
AND INSPIRING.
1241
00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:14,166
I ESPECIALLY
LIKED THE PART
1242
00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:16,000
WHERE YOU TALKED ABOUT
KIDS OVERCOMING THEIR FEARS.
1243
00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:19,250
THAT'S 'CAUSE I LIVED IT.
1244
00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:21,709
THERE ARE A LOT OF KIDS
1245
00:48:21,792 --> 00:48:25,917
WITH WORSE ODDS THAN I EVER HAD.
1246
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,417
THAT'S WHY I WROTE THE BOOK.
1247
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:30,166
WELL, IF THE FOOTBALL THING
DOESN'T WORK OUT,
1248
00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:31,875
I GUESS YOU'VE GOT
A FUTURE AS A WRITER.
1249
00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:36,709
I'M SERIOUS.
1250
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,125
THANK YOU.
1251
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:44,458
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1252
00:48:44,542 --> 00:48:45,875
OKAY.
1253
00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:54,250
OH, AND DANNY WANTS TO KNOW
1254
00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,458
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT TO INVITE
A FEW OF HIS TEAMMATES.
1255
00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:57,792
OH, OF COURSE.
1256
00:48:59,041 --> 00:48:59,959
HOW IS DANNY?
1257
00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:01,959
HE'S DOING WELL.
1258
00:49:02,041 --> 00:49:04,333
BUSIER THAN USUAL,
I GUESS.
1259
00:49:04,417 --> 00:49:06,625
THEN YOU MUST BE
BUSIER THAN USUAL, TOO,
1260
00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:08,667
SO WHY DON'T I
HELP OUT A BIT?
1261
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:10,250
I'LL CALL THE PLAYERS
AND INVITE THEM,
1262
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,583
SINCE I KNOW
MOST OF THEM.
1263
00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,166
THAT WOULD BE GREAT,
THANK YOU.
1264
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,375
ERIC DURBIN,
ISAIAH HOWARDS,
1265
00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,417
RON LUCAS...
1266
00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:22,250
I HAVEN'T SEEN RON IN A WHILE.
1267
00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:24,166
GLAD HE'S ON THE LIST.
1268
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,083
IS DANNY BRINGING A DATE?
1269
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,667
I ASSUME HUNTER.
1270
00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:30,208
SHE'S THE MODEL?
1271
00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:31,500
NATURALLY.
1272
00:49:31,583 --> 00:49:33,250
HAVEN'T YOU MET HER?
1273
00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:36,000
OH, DANNY DOESN'T INTRODUCE US
UNLESS IT'S SERIOUS.
1274
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:39,875
WHICH MEANS WE HAVEN'T MET
MANY OF DANNY'S GIRLFRIENDS.
1275
00:49:39,959 --> 00:49:41,458
OH, I REALLY LIKE THIS.
1276
00:49:41,542 --> 00:49:42,709
ISN'T THAT SWEET?
1277
00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:44,625
OH, YEAH,
THAT'S REALLY PRETTY.
1278
00:49:44,709 --> 00:49:47,208
I WISH DANNY WOULD FIND
SOMEONE TO GET SERIOUS WITH.
1279
00:49:47,291 --> 00:49:49,208
DESPITE APPEARANCES,
1280
00:49:49,291 --> 00:49:50,792
HE'S REALLY NOT
ONE OF THOSE PLAYER TYPES.
1281
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,917
JUST SEEMS LIKE
1282
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,709
HE'S DATING
THE WRONG TYPE OF WOMEN.
1283
00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,917
I'M PRETTY SURE HE KNOWS THAT.
1284
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,458
TEN MORE SECONDS, COME ON.
1285
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,917
ANKLE FEELS GOOD.
I'M GOING TO KEEP GOING.
1286
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,542
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
STICK TO THE REGIMEN,
1287
00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:08,792
NOT MAKE UP YOUR OWN.
1288
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,166
THANKS FOR
HELPING ME OUT TODAY.
1289
00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:11,834
SURE.
1290
00:50:11,917 --> 00:50:12,709
I'M SORRY
I MISSED LAUREL.
1291
00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:17,041
I'LL BE SURE
TO TELL HER.
1292
00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:19,709
NO, YOU WON'T.
1293
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,166
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1294
00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,583
SEE YOU.
1295
00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:56,083
[BREATHING HARD]
1296
00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:58,500
[GROANING IN PAIN]
1297
00:50:58,583 --> 00:51:00,041
I THINK THIS ONE--
1298
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,166
[CELL PHONE RINGS IN ALARM]
1299
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,125
WHAT IS THAT?
1300
00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,458
SORRY, IT'S MY PHONE.
1301
00:51:03,542 --> 00:51:05,375
UM, IT'S THE EMERGENCY LINE.
1302
00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:06,333
IT ISN'T DANNY,
IS IT?
1303
00:51:06,417 --> 00:51:08,083
NO, NO, IT'S UM,
1304
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,542
AN EMERGENCY WITH
MY ROOMMATE'S WEDDING.
1305
00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:12,333
[CHUCKLES] OH.
1306
00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,375
DANNY?
1307
00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:18,792
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
1308
00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:21,083
SORRY, EXCUSE ME!
1309
00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:22,250
I HAVE TO GO.
1310
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:24,083
-OKAY, BYE, SWEETIE!
-BYE!
1311
00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:26,291
[♪♪]
1312
00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:37,125
HOW BAD IS IT?
1313
00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:38,875
ACTUALLY, IT'S GOOD NEWS.
1314
00:51:38,959 --> 00:51:40,375
I DIDN'T DO ANY DAMAGE.
1315
00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:41,875
WHAT A RELIEF!
1316
00:51:41,959 --> 00:51:44,583
I MEAN...
YOU MUST BE SO RELIEVED.
1317
00:51:44,667 --> 00:51:46,000
AND A LOT
MORE COMFORTABLE.
1318
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,375
DOC SAID I DON'T HAVE TO
WEAR THE WALKING BOOT ANYMORE,
1319
00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:48,375
JUST AN AIRCAST.
1320
00:51:48,458 --> 00:51:49,959
THAT'S GREAT.
1321
00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:52,625
HEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
1322
00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:55,500
CAN WE TELL NO ONE WHAT I DID?
1323
00:51:56,792 --> 00:51:58,000
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
1324
00:51:58,083 --> 00:51:59,583
DISCRETION IS RULE NUMBER TWO
1325
00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:00,875
IN THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT'S
HANDBOOK.
1326
00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:04,166
WHAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE?
1327
00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,959
NEVER GET TOO PERSONAL.
1328
00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:11,500
[♪♪]
1329
00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:13,083
♪ I'M ONLY HUMAN
1330
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,875
♪ I NEED A GOD
1331
00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:16,917
♪ TO SHOW ME WHAT WE WANT...
1332
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
HEY, KNUTE...
1333
00:52:19,083 --> 00:52:20,417
HEY, GIRL.
1334
00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:23,458
YOU WAITING FOR US?
1335
00:52:23,542 --> 00:52:24,625
YEAH...
1336
00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:28,500
[♪♪]
1337
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:31,458
I'LL GET YOU
AN ICE PACK.
1338
00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:33,792
UH, COULD YOU BRING IT
OUT TO THE PATIO?
1339
00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:35,542
I THINK I MIGHT
SIT OUT THERE FOR A WHILE.
1340
00:52:35,625 --> 00:52:37,458
WANT TO GO TO THE PATIO?
1341
00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:39,583
YEAH? GO OUTSIDE?
1342
00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:42,166
COME ON.
1343
00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:43,542
HEY, YOU WANT
SOME WINE?
1344
00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:45,208
[♪♪]
1345
00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:46,834
THANK YOU.
1346
00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:49,041
♪ ...BUILD A HOUSE,
MAKE A LIFE ♪
1347
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:52,250
♪ WE LIE IN BED
AND LET THE RECORD PLAY ♪
1348
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:56,875
♪ ALL THAT HE AND I
WILL ALWAYS BE... ♪
1349
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:10,041
HEY, THANKS, UM...
1350
00:53:10,125 --> 00:53:12,000
FOR NOT JUDGING ME TODAY.
1351
00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:14,458
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
1352
00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:18,208
WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING IT TO YOU
FOR THE LAST FOUR WEEKS.
1353
00:53:18,291 --> 00:53:20,208
AND WHAT'S THE VERDICT?
1354
00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:21,333
[CHUCKLES]
1355
00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:23,250
WELL, THE VERDICT IS
1356
00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:27,709
THAT YOU ARE BETTER
THAN ELLIOT EVER WAS.
1357
00:53:27,792 --> 00:53:29,542
I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING.
1358
00:53:29,625 --> 00:53:32,166
OH, YOU'D PREFER
A LETTER GRADE?
1359
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,250
ONLY IF IT'S ABOVE A C.
1360
00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:35,333
I WAS GOING TO SAY B MINUS.
1361
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:36,959
I'LL TAKE IT.
1362
00:53:37,041 --> 00:53:38,417
HMM.
1363
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,083
BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
AN A STUDENT,
1364
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:41,709
AND I WILL GET THERE.
1365
00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:42,709
YOU'LL SEE.
1366
00:53:42,792 --> 00:53:44,208
GOOD.
1367
00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:49,500
♪ ...WE LIE IN BED
AND LET THE RECORD PLAY ♪
1368
00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:53,458
♪ ALL THAT HE AND I
WILL ALWAYS BE... ♪
1369
00:53:53,542 --> 00:53:54,750
UM...
1370
00:53:55,917 --> 00:53:57,709
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
1371
00:53:57,792 --> 00:53:59,458
THAT YOU NEED ME TO DO
TODAY, OR...?
1372
00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:01,750
NO.
1373
00:54:01,834 --> 00:54:03,792
YOU COULD PROBABLY TAKE OFF,
1374
00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:06,000
IF YOU WANT.
1375
00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,792
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1376
00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:09,083
THANKS FOR THE WINE.
1377
00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:11,792
♪ ...I FOUND A NEW MAN
1378
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,417
♪ WITH A HEART
HE WANTS TO SHARE ♪
1379
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,792
♪ IT JUST GOES TO SHOW...
1380
00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,125
[CHATTING SOFTLY,
TISSUE PAPER CRINKLING]
1381
00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,458
THAT'S SO SWEET...
1382
00:54:24,542 --> 00:54:27,625
OKAY, LADIES,
I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST.
1383
00:54:27,709 --> 00:54:28,583
THERE WE GO.
1384
00:54:28,667 --> 00:54:29,709
[LAUGHS]
1385
00:54:29,792 --> 00:54:31,291
TO GINA AND SHAWN.
1386
00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:32,792
I MAY BE LOSING A ROOMMATE,
1387
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,000
BUT I AM GAINING
FREE DENTAL CARE.
1388
00:54:35,083 --> 00:54:36,542
[LAUGHTER]
1389
00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:37,583
AW...
1390
00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:38,875
CHEERS.
1391
00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:40,083
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
1392
00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:46,083
[HUM OF CONVERSATION
AND LAUGHTER]
1393
00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:47,917
HEY, LOOK,
1394
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,875
LAUREL'S HERE.
1395
00:54:49,959 --> 00:54:51,041
DANNY'S ASSISTANT?
1396
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,834
-YEAH.
-WHERE?
1397
00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:53,834
LOOKS LIKE
A GIRLS' NIGHT.
1398
00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:54,792
LET'S NOT SPOIL IT.
1399
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,250
OH, NO. MY BOSS
JUST WALKED IN.
1400
00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:03,000
WHICH ONE IS HE?
1401
00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:05,000
HE'S THE REALLY
GOOD-LOOKING ONE
1402
00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:06,041
WITH THE LEATHER JACKET.
1403
00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,041
ISN'T HE ON THE WHEATIES BOX?
1404
00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,083
YES.
1405
00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,125
HI, LAUREL.
1406
00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:10,792
THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE.
1407
00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:11,875
HEY, RON.
1408
00:55:11,959 --> 00:55:13,333
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
1409
00:55:13,417 --> 00:55:15,083
UH, LATE PRACTICE.
1410
00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:16,125
SOME OF THE GUYS
WANTED TO GRAB A DRINK.
1411
00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:17,083
DANNY'S OVER THERE, TOO.
1412
00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:18,917
NICE.
1413
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,125
WE'RE HAVING
A BRIDAL SHOWER, ACTUALLY.
1414
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,458
EVERYONE,
THIS IS RON LUCAS.
1415
00:55:23,542 --> 00:55:25,125
-HI.
-HI.
1416
00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:27,083
WHY DON'T YOU INVITE
YOUR FRIENDS TO COME OVER?
1417
00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:28,875
-YEAH!
-SURE.
1418
00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:29,834
YEAH, I'LL GO GRAB 'EM.
1419
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:31,750
HE'S ADORABLE.
1420
00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:33,583
THEY DON'T WANT TO
COME OVER HERE.
1421
00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:34,667
THEY'RE FOOTBALL PLAYERS.
1422
00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:36,625
WE WON'T HOLD IT
AGAINST THEM.
1423
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,333
AND IF ANY OF YOU
1424
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:39,834
EVER TELL SHAWN ABOUT THIS,
1425
00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:42,166
I'M NOT GOING TO
TALK TO YOU AGAIN.
1426
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:45,250
NO WAY!
1427
00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:48,375
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
1428
00:55:48,458 --> 00:55:50,583
HE WAS THE ONE
THAT CAME ON STRONG.
1429
00:55:50,667 --> 00:55:52,709
HE PURSUED ME,
AND THEN NOTHING.
1430
00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:54,417
DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD CALL HIM?
1431
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,291
YEAH, TOTALLY.
1432
00:55:56,375 --> 00:55:57,625
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1433
00:55:57,709 --> 00:55:58,709
I MEAN, IT'S BEEN
OVER A WEEK.
1434
00:55:58,792 --> 00:56:00,458
IT'S TIME.
1435
00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:01,834
WHAT DO YOU...
1436
00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:03,583
AS A GUY,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1437
00:56:03,667 --> 00:56:07,083
LOOK, BY NOT
CALLING THIS JERK,
1438
00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:09,041
HE'S GOING TO WONDER
WHAT HAPPENED.
1439
00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:11,166
"DID SHE MEET
SOMEONE ELSE?"
1440
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,500
"WAS SHE JUST
NOT THAT INTO ME?"
1441
00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:15,208
HE'S GONNA NOT KNOW,
1442
00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,834
AND IT'S GOING TO
DRIVE HIM CRAZY,
1443
00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:18,583
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE
THAT HE'LL ALWAYS THINK ABOUT.
1444
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:20,250
WOW.
1445
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:21,667
[CHUCKLING IN WONDER]
1446
00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:23,291
THAT'S MY OPINION.
1447
00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:25,417
I'M GOING TO GO
CHECK UP.
1448
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,583
YEAH, SURE.
1449
00:56:27,834 --> 00:56:28,792
-NO, THAT'S GOOD.
-THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
1450
00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:32,375
DANNY, CAN I HELP YOU
WITH ANYTHING?
1451
00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,750
UH, NO, THANKS.
1452
00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:35,041
YOU DO KNOW
YOU'RE OFF THE CLOCK,
1453
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,000
DON'T YOU?
1454
00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:37,000
RIGHT.
1455
00:56:38,709 --> 00:56:39,875
SO, WHEN'S THE WEDDING?
1456
00:56:39,959 --> 00:56:41,417
IT'S SUNDAY,
1457
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:42,959
SO I WON'T
BE AVAILABLE,
1458
00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:44,875
BUT THAT IS THE ONLY NIGHT
THAT I REALLY NEED OFF--
1459
00:56:44,959 --> 00:56:46,041
I THINK I CAN MANAGE.
1460
00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:56,583
THAT WAS REALLY NICE
1461
00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,792
WHAT YOU SAID TO HER
JUST NOW.
1462
00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:00,667
AH, WELL, I CALL 'EM
LIKE I SEE 'EM.
1463
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,417
SHE REALLY NEEDED TO HEAR IT,
1464
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,959
ESPECIALLY FROM A GUY.
1465
00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:08,917
EVEN IF I AM A...
A JOCK?
1466
00:57:10,834 --> 00:57:11,959
I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU THAT.
1467
00:57:14,041 --> 00:57:15,041
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
AGAINST US, ANYWAY?
1468
00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,291
I DON'T KNOW.
1469
00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:18,750
I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM...
1470
00:57:18,834 --> 00:57:20,166
MOST OF THE TIME.
1471
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,709
NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY
ABOUT BRUSSELS SPROUTS
1472
00:57:22,792 --> 00:57:23,875
OR A ROOT CANAL.
1473
00:57:23,959 --> 00:57:26,250
THERE HAS TO BE A REASON.
1474
00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:32,083
IN HIGH SCHOOL,
THEY MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE.
1475
00:57:33,834 --> 00:57:36,291
I WAS A LITTLE
ON THE NERDY SIDE.
1476
00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:40,166
YOU KNOW,
BRACES AND GLASSES.
1477
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,583
THE FOOTBALL TEAM
LOVED TO PICK ON ME.
1478
00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:50,166
YOU KNOW, THEY ONLY DID THAT
1479
00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:52,458
BECAUSE OF
THEIR OWN INSECURITIES.
1480
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,500
SOME GUYS DO
GROW OUT OF IT, YOU KNOW.
1481
00:57:59,041 --> 00:57:59,917
REALLY?
1482
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,709
YEAH.
1483
00:58:07,834 --> 00:58:09,583
DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME?
1484
00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:10,750
NO.
1485
00:58:10,834 --> 00:58:12,917
I'M WITH LUCAS.
1486
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,959
LET'S GO ROMEO.
1487
00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:16,125
GOOD NIGHT.
1488
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:17,166
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1489
00:58:17,250 --> 00:58:18,166
NICE TO MEET
YOU, TOO.
1490
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,208
NICE TO
MEET YOU.
1491
00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:20,583
-CONGRATULATIONS.
-THANK YOU.
1492
00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:29,375
SO, ARE YOU BRINGING HUNTER
TO MOM AND DAD'S PARTY?
1493
00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:32,500
UH, PROBABLY, UH...
1494
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:33,667
[CHUCKLES]
1495
00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:35,041
...BUT I'M NOT SURE.
1496
00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:37,959
YOU GOING TO BRING SOMEONE?
1497
00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:40,625
MAYBE.
1498
00:58:41,709 --> 00:58:42,792
WHO'S THE GUY?
1499
00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:46,166
SOMEONE I THOUGHT
WAS JUST A FRIEND,
1500
00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:48,709
AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE
TURNING INTO SOMETHING MORE.
1501
00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:52,333
BUT I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT
BY TALKING ABOUT IT.
1502
00:58:52,417 --> 00:58:55,500
YEAH, UNDERSTOOD.
1503
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:56,917
BUT I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT
1504
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,041
WHICH ONE OF US
WILL MAKE A SPEECH.
1505
00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,750
I'VE BEEN THINKING
I'D LIKE TO DO IT.
1506
00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:02,333
BUT I USUALLY
MAKE THE SPEECHES.
1507
00:59:03,542 --> 00:59:05,291
THAT'S MY POINT.
1508
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,709
HOW ABOUT LETTING ME DO IT
FOR A CHANGE?
1509
00:59:06,792 --> 00:59:09,000
YEAH, WELL THEN,
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
1510
00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:11,875
I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE JUST ENJOY THE PARTY,
1511
00:59:11,959 --> 00:59:13,959
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1512
00:59:14,041 --> 00:59:17,333
YEAH, BUT EVERYONE'S GOING TO
EXPECT ME TO GIVE A SPEECH.
1513
00:59:17,417 --> 00:59:19,458
I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO BEING
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION,
1514
00:59:19,542 --> 00:59:20,750
BUT MAYBE
YOU COULD GIVE IT UP
1515
00:59:20,834 --> 00:59:22,417
JUST FOR ONE NIGHT?
1516
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:25,792
OKAY, HEY, THAT IS NOT FAIR.
1517
00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:26,834
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION--
1518
00:59:26,917 --> 00:59:30,291
CAN I BOTHER YOU
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH?
1519
00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:33,917
HE'S ALL YOURS.
1520
00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:37,458
AVA...
1521
00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:42,834
[SIGHING]
1522
00:59:48,875 --> 00:59:50,500
THERE YOU GO, BUD.
1523
00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:51,917
THANK YOU.
1524
00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,917
[♪♪]
1525
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,667
[CHATTING HAPPILY]
1526
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:05,625
I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE.
I'LL...
1527
01:00:05,709 --> 01:00:08,083
[CELL PHONE RINGS IN ALARM]
1528
01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:09,834
WHAT WAS THAT?
1529
01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:10,959
IT'S DANNY.
1530
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,250
HE'S USING
THE EMERGENCY CODE.
1531
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:14,125
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
1532
01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:15,208
WELL, CHECK
TO SEE WHAT HE WANTS.
1533
01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:16,875
BUT IT'S THE MIDDLE
OF YOUR WEDDING!
1534
01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:17,959
WELL, ACTUALLY,
1535
01:00:18,041 --> 01:00:19,000
TECHNICALLY
WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED,
1536
01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,250
SO...
1537
01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:22,834
GO, CHECK.
1538
01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:25,709
WHAT DOES HE WANT?
1539
01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:26,792
HE DIDN'T SAY,
1540
01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:28,125
HE JUST SAID
THAT HE NEEDS TO SEE ME.
1541
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,625
THEN YOU SHOULD GO.
1542
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,458
BUT I CAN'T RUN OUT
DURING YOUR WEDDING--
1543
01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:33,500
I'M THE BRIDE,
AND THAT I SAY YOU CAN.
1544
01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:36,083
OKAY, I'LL BE BACK
AS SOON AS I CAN.
1545
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,083
PERFECT.
1546
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,333
OKAY.
1547
01:00:41,917 --> 01:00:44,333
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
1548
01:00:44,417 --> 01:00:45,709
I JUST GAVE
MY BEST FRIEND
1549
01:00:45,792 --> 01:00:47,542
A CHANCE AT HAVING
WHAT WE HAVE.
1550
01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:51,875
[GIGGLING]
1551
01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:00,834
WHAT IS IT?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1552
01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:01,792
I GOT HERE
AS FAST AS I COULD.
1553
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:03,083
AM I THE SORT OF GUY
1554
01:01:03,166 --> 01:01:05,166
WHO ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION?
1555
01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:08,250
WHAT?
1556
01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:09,625
MY SISTER MORE OR LESS
ACCUSED ME OF THAT,
1557
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,417
AND THEN SHE WALKED OUT ON ME.
1558
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,375
THAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
1559
01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:15,458
I THOUGHT SOMETHING
HAPPENED TO YOU.
1560
01:01:15,542 --> 01:01:16,625
I NEEDED TO TELL SOMEONE.
1561
01:01:16,709 --> 01:01:17,917
YOU WERE THE PERSON
THAT I THOUGHT OF.
1562
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,917
IN THE MIDDLE OF
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING?
1563
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,667
OH, THAT WAS
TONIGHT, WASN'T IT?
1564
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:24,709
YOU LOOK GREAT.
1565
01:01:24,792 --> 01:01:26,750
I TOLD YOU I HAD THIS WEDDING,
1566
01:01:26,834 --> 01:01:28,417
BUT,OBVIOUSLY,
YOU WEREN'T LISTENING.
1567
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:29,542
NO, NO, I WAS LISTENING.
I FORGOT--
1568
01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:30,667
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
WEDDINGS ARE SACRED?
1569
01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:32,125
RUSHING HERE
1570
01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:34,208
TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE ABOUT
SOMETHING YOUR SISTER SAID
1571
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:36,291
IS NOT WHAT I WOULD CALL
AN EMERGENCY!
1572
01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:37,625
I WOULDN'T EXACTLY SAY
I WAS WHINING--
1573
01:01:37,709 --> 01:01:38,917
I'VE BEEN
AT YOUR BECK AND CALL
1574
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:39,875
FOR THE LAST FIVE WEEKS.
1575
01:01:39,959 --> 01:01:41,583
THE LEAST THAT YOU COULD DO
1576
01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:44,375
IS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
FOR ONE LOUSY NIGHT.
1577
01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:45,583
IT'S PATHETIC!
1578
01:01:45,667 --> 01:01:47,333
YOU CAN BARELY KNOW
HOW TO PROGRAM YOUR DVR
1579
01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,333
FOR YOUR OWN STUPID
FOOTBALL GAMES,
1580
01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:50,542
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO DAY-TO-DAY
1581
01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:52,375
WITHOUT SOMEBODY TELLING YOU,
1582
01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:53,625
AND I'LL BET
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
1583
01:01:53,709 --> 01:01:55,959
WHAT THE INSIDE OF
A GROCERY STORE LOOKS LIKE.
1584
01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:58,458
IS THERE ANYTHING
THAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOURSELF?
1585
01:01:58,542 --> 01:01:59,709
THIS.
1586
01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:04,083
[♪♪]
1587
01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:20,000
MORNING.
1588
01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:21,834
GOOD MORNING.
1589
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,834
-DID YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?
-WANT ME TO MAKE COFFEE?
1590
01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:27,208
YEAH.
1591
01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:28,291
COFFEE.
1592
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:29,792
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
YEAH.
1593
01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,792
I-I THINK WE SHOULD...
1594
01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:37,125
TALK ABOUT
THAT KISS LAST NIGHT.
1595
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:38,500
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE SHOULD.
1596
01:02:40,834 --> 01:02:43,625
I KNOW THAT WAS REALLY
UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME.
1597
01:02:43,709 --> 01:02:46,000
UM, BUT, UH...
1598
01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,333
GOD, UH...
1599
01:02:49,792 --> 01:02:51,333
IT PROBABLY BROKE
EVERY RULE IN YOUR HANDBOOK.
1600
01:02:51,417 --> 01:02:53,083
I DID KISS YOU BACK.
1601
01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,875
[CHUCKLING]
1602
01:02:54,959 --> 01:02:56,667
YEAH.
1603
01:02:58,583 --> 01:03:00,125
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT...
1604
01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:02,083
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1605
01:03:02,166 --> 01:03:03,333
[KNUTE BARKING]
1606
01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:04,375
I... I WANTED TO SAY...
1607
01:03:04,458 --> 01:03:05,291
[DOORBELL RINGING,
DOG BARKING]
1608
01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,375
SHOULD I GET THAT?
1609
01:03:06,458 --> 01:03:08,750
GET KNUTE.
I'LL GET THE DOOR.
1610
01:03:08,834 --> 01:03:10,500
[BARKING]
1611
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:16,834
STAY, STAY!
1612
01:03:16,917 --> 01:03:18,375
BUONGIORNO!
1613
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,083
WHOA!
1614
01:03:22,834 --> 01:03:23,875
[WINCING] OW...
1615
01:03:25,792 --> 01:03:27,583
DID YOU
MISS ME, SWEETIE?
1616
01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:28,667
HOW'S YOUR KNEE?
1617
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:29,709
YOU MEAN MY ANKLE?
1618
01:03:29,792 --> 01:03:31,083
[LAUGHS]
1619
01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,333
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
1620
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:35,834
HONEY, CAN YOU PUT THE DOG
IN THE OTHER ROOM?
1621
01:03:35,917 --> 01:03:38,709
DANNY AND I HAVE
A LOT TO CATCH UP ON.
1622
01:03:38,792 --> 01:03:40,542
I'LL TAKE HER OUT FOR A WALK.
1623
01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,250
HONEY...
1624
01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:44,750
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY,
1625
01:03:44,834 --> 01:03:45,917
FOR THE WAY I BEHAVED
1626
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,208
THAT LAST NIGHT
WE WERE TOGETHER.
1627
01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:48,583
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
MAD AT ME.
1628
01:03:48,667 --> 01:03:49,625
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT,
1629
01:03:49,709 --> 01:03:50,875
IT REALLY WASN'T A BIG DEAL.
1630
01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,125
I'M SO GLAD.
1631
01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:54,250
WHO AM I KIDDING?
1632
01:03:54,333 --> 01:03:55,834
I CAN'T COMPETE WITH HER.
1633
01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:59,166
HMM, OKAY,
CAN WE DO THIS LATER?
1634
01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:01,083
BECAUSE I, UM--
YEAH--
1635
01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:03,208
UM, I HAVE TO
GET TO PRACTICE,
1636
01:04:03,291 --> 01:04:05,041
AND IT'S A REALLY
BUSY DAY, SO...
1637
01:04:05,125 --> 01:04:06,709
CAN WE, UM...
1638
01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:07,709
OKAY, SURE.
1639
01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:08,709
YEAH, OKAY.
1640
01:04:14,166 --> 01:04:15,333
[♪♪]
1641
01:04:17,417 --> 01:04:18,834
OH... HEY,
LET ME HELP YOU.
1642
01:04:18,917 --> 01:04:20,458
THANKS.
1643
01:04:20,542 --> 01:04:21,542
BY THE WAY,
1644
01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:22,417
CONGRATULATIONS
ON THE GAME.
1645
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,667
THANK YOU.
1646
01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:25,500
IT WAS EXCITING TO SEE YOU
MAKE THAT LAST PASS.
1647
01:04:25,583 --> 01:04:26,792
I'M GLAD YOU WERE WATCHING.
1648
01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:28,542
I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT.
1649
01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:30,083
YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE
HOLDING UP THIS GAME, THOUGH,
1650
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,792
SO IF YOU DON'T MIND...
1651
01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:35,458
DO YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING
ELSE BEFORE I LEAVE?
1652
01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,000
UH, YEAH, I COULD
USE ANOTHER BEER.
1653
01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:37,959
SHE'S NOT
YOUR SERVANT.
1654
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,291
YOU'VE GOT LEGS.
1655
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:40,500
YOU CAN GO
GET IT YOURSELF, MAN.
1656
01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:42,417
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1657
01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:45,500
I GUESS
WE'RE TAKING A BREAK?
1658
01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:46,542
ALL RIGHT, THEN,
1659
01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:48,458
I'LL JUST SAY GOOD NIGHT.
1660
01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:49,542
BYE.
1661
01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:50,834
OH, BY THE WAY...
1662
01:04:52,542 --> 01:04:54,458
MY WIFE LOVED THE JERSEY.
1663
01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:55,875
COULD YOU MAKE ONE
FOR MY DAUGHTER?
1664
01:04:55,959 --> 01:04:58,375
ABSOLUTELY.
1665
01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,250
PERFECT.
THANK YOU.
1666
01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:01,875
HEY, I WONDER
IF YOU COULD MAKE ME
1667
01:05:01,959 --> 01:05:03,542
ONE OF THOSE JERSEYS, TOO?
1668
01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:04,834
UH, NOT FOR ME, FOR A FRIEND.
1669
01:05:04,917 --> 01:05:06,250
UH...
1670
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:08,083
A FEMALE FRIEND.
1671
01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,041
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
1672
01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:11,333
PERFECT.
1673
01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:12,333
SEE YOU.
1674
01:05:12,417 --> 01:05:14,375
BYE.
1675
01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:21,917
TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
1676
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,166
YEAH, SURE.
1677
01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:25,041
IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL
THAT I'M SEEING
1678
01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,542
AND... I'M PRETTY
CRAZY ABOUT HER.
1679
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:28,709
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
1680
01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:30,333
I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T
GIVE ME THE DETAILS.
1681
01:05:30,417 --> 01:05:31,709
I DON'T NEED
TO HEAR THEM.
1682
01:05:31,792 --> 01:05:32,875
JUST TRYING TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
1683
01:05:32,959 --> 01:05:34,041
YOU ARE,
1684
01:05:34,125 --> 01:05:36,125
AND, UM...
YOU'RE ADULTS,
1685
01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:37,709
YOU'RE FREE TO DATE
WHOEVER YOU WANT.
1686
01:05:37,792 --> 01:05:39,542
SO, YOU ALREADY KNOW?
1687
01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:40,709
SHE TOLD YOU?
1688
01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:42,667
NO, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME.
1689
01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:44,709
I KIND OF FIGURED IT OUT.
1690
01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:46,792
AND...
1691
01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:47,709
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT?
1692
01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:52,208
I SHOULDN'T HAVE OBJECTED
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1693
01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:53,709
YOU'VE GOT THE BALL,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL RUN WITH IT.
1694
01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:55,709
THAT'S A GOOD METAPHOR.
1695
01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:58,125
COME ON, LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS.
1696
01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:05,500
WELL, HELLO, PRINCESS.
1697
01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:07,041
LET'S GO MEET DADDY.
1698
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:08,458
DADDY?
1699
01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:14,917
NOW, THIS IS
WHAT YOU CALL A DOG.
1700
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,417
ISN'T SHE A CUTIE?
1701
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,000
I BOUGHT HER YESTERDAY.
1702
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:21,875
I THOUGHT SHE WOULD MAKE
A GREAT COMPANION FOR KNUTE.
1703
01:06:21,959 --> 01:06:24,166
SERIOUSLY?
1704
01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:26,834
GUYS, CAN WE
LOSE THE DOG, PLEASE?
1705
01:06:26,917 --> 01:06:28,083
PATTY, DEAR!
1706
01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:36,834
WOULD YOU MIND?
1707
01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:37,792
THANK YOU.
1708
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,875
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
1709
01:06:42,959 --> 01:06:45,291
OKAY, GUYS,
READY TO DO THIS?
1710
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,875
SO...
1711
01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:51,709
I'M THINKING
NEXT TUESDAY AT 4:00
1712
01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:53,583
TO ACTUALLY MOVE IN.
1713
01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:55,291
HUNTER'S GOT
A BOTOX APPOINTMENT,
1714
01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:57,166
SO THAT SHOULD GIVE ME
A COUPLE OF HOURS.
1715
01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:59,959
SO DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU?
1716
01:07:01,875 --> 01:07:03,166
YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?
1717
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,166
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
1718
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,542
PRETEND, PRETEND...
1719
01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:10,583
LAUREL, DOES NEXT
TUESDAY WORK FOR YOU?
1720
01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:13,709
SORRY.
1721
01:07:13,792 --> 01:07:15,083
YEAH. THAT'S FINE.
1722
01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,125
[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]
1723
01:07:20,208 --> 01:07:21,291
YEAH, THERE YOU GO, NICE.
1724
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,792
EXPRESS YOURSELF, DANNY.
1725
01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:24,500
NICE. VERY NICE.
1726
01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:32,667
[DANNY YELPING IN DELIGHT]
1727
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,667
THANKS, DOC.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1728
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,625
WHOO!
1729
01:07:36,917 --> 01:07:37,959
DOC CLEARED ME TO PLAY!
1730
01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:46,333
UM... I GOTTA CALL COACH.
1731
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,458
HEY, UH, YOU NEED SOMEONE
1732
01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:56,041
TO WIN YOU THE GAME
NEXT WEEK?
1733
01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:58,083
YEAH, 100% CLEARED...
1734
01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,291
YEAH.
1735
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:03,166
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW AT PRACTICE.
1736
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,375
WHOO!
1737
01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:05,709
THAT'S GREAT NEWS, DANNY.
1738
01:08:05,792 --> 01:08:07,625
YEAH.
1739
01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:09,417
YEAH, IT'S THE BEST.
1740
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:10,417
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1741
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,709
HEY, NED.
1742
01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,083
YEAH.
1743
01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:22,291
GUESS WHO'S CLEARED TO PLAY.
1744
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:23,458
[CHEERING IN EXCITEMENT]
1745
01:08:23,542 --> 01:08:25,417
YES! WHOO!
1746
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:27,166
-WHAT?
-DANNY--HE'S BACK!
1747
01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:28,834
I NEED YOU TO GET
A PRESS RELEASE READY.
1748
01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:30,625
CALL "THE CHRONICLE,"
CALL THE NETWORKS,
1749
01:08:30,709 --> 01:08:32,500
AND EVERYBODY AT NIKE!
1750
01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:33,500
MWAH!
1751
01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:34,917
OOH, YEAH.
1752
01:08:38,166 --> 01:08:42,250
[♪♪]
1753
01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:43,750
BLACK 19!
1754
01:08:43,834 --> 01:08:46,208
BLACK 19!
SAID HUT, HUT!
1755
01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:47,166
[ALL SHOUTING]
1756
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,750
[♪♪]
1757
01:08:56,750 --> 01:08:58,375
[CLAPPING,
WHISTLE BLOWING]
1758
01:09:00,625 --> 01:09:02,583
[LAUGHING]
1759
01:09:07,750 --> 01:09:08,625
OKAY, I'M ALL SET.
1760
01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,625
CONGRATULATIONS
AGAIN, SON.
1761
01:09:12,709 --> 01:09:13,667
THANKS, DAD,
BUT REMEMBER,
1762
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,583
WE'RE JUST CELEBRATING
MY RECOVERY.
1763
01:09:15,667 --> 01:09:17,583
IT'S NOT LIKE I WON
THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
1764
01:09:17,667 --> 01:09:19,417
LET'S CALL IT
A CELEBRATION
1765
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,667
FOR THE GAME YOU'RE GOING
TO WIN THIS SUNDAY.
1766
01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:22,959
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?
1767
01:09:23,041 --> 01:09:24,458
NO, WHERE WOULD
YOU LIKE TO GO?
1768
01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:25,417
IT'S ON ME.
1769
01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,500
I SORT OF OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
1770
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:29,709
FOR WHAT?
1771
01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:33,333
I'VE BEEN A BIT OF A JERK
FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS,
1772
01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:35,041
AND I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN
VERY RESPONSIVE.
1773
01:09:35,125 --> 01:09:37,625
YOU KNOW WHAT,
NO APOLOGIES NEEDED.
1774
01:09:37,709 --> 01:09:39,542
UM, WHERE'S AVA?
1775
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,166
SHE'S NOT COMING?
1776
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,625
OH, NO, NO,
SHE'S GOT A DATE TONIGHT.
1777
01:09:43,709 --> 01:09:44,750
OH, LAUREL,
1778
01:09:44,834 --> 01:09:46,500
YOU'RE GOING TO
JOIN US, AREN'T YOU?
1779
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:49,125
THANKS, BUT
I'D BETTER NOT.
1780
01:09:49,208 --> 01:09:52,000
I'M SURE DANNY WILL GIVE YOU
THE NIGHT OFF, WON'T HE?
1781
01:09:53,417 --> 01:09:55,375
IT'S FINE WITH ME.
1782
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,458
I'VE GOT SO MUCH WORK TO DO.
1783
01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:00,750
BUT HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
1784
01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:01,959
OKAY.
1785
01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,583
-BYE, SWEETIE.
-BYE.
1786
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,083
[CALL RINGING]
1787
01:10:13,166 --> 01:10:14,417
HELLO!
1788
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:16,458
HEY, NED, UM, LOOK,
1789
01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,291
I NEED YOU TO LINE ME UP
A NEW ASSISTANT,
1790
01:10:18,375 --> 01:10:19,583
AND THIS TIME,
MAKE SURE IT'S A GUY.
1791
01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:20,750
WHAT?
1792
01:10:20,834 --> 01:10:22,542
UM, I'M SORRY,
I DON'T GET IT.
1793
01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:23,709
WHAT HAPPENED TO LAUREL?
1794
01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:24,834
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HER.
1795
01:10:24,917 --> 01:10:27,542
I DO LIKE HER.
1796
01:10:27,625 --> 01:10:29,583
I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE HER
IN A NON-PROFESSIONAL WAY,
1797
01:10:29,667 --> 01:10:31,834
BUT I'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE
HAVING A GUY AROUND.
1798
01:10:31,917 --> 01:10:32,959
[SCOFFS]
1799
01:10:33,041 --> 01:10:33,917
OKAY.
1800
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,041
WHATEVER.
1801
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:36,667
I'LL CALL THE AGENCY.
AGAIN.
1802
01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:38,291
THANKS.
1803
01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:45,000
YEAH, SORRY, PAL.
1804
01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:46,375
I KNOW YOU'LL MISS HER,
1805
01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:49,333
BUT IT'S JUST TOO HARD
SEEING HER EVERY DAY,
1806
01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:51,500
KNOWING SHE'S WITH
MY BEST FRIEND.
1807
01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,792
GOOD MORNING.
1808
01:10:58,083 --> 01:11:00,959
UM... THAT'S FOR YOU,
ON THE TABLE.
1809
01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:07,875
WHAT'S THIS FOR?
1810
01:11:09,417 --> 01:11:11,417
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
IT'S SEVERANCE PAY.
1811
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:14,583
I HOPE IT'S ENOUGH.
1812
01:11:14,667 --> 01:11:15,625
I DON'T GET IT.
1813
01:11:15,709 --> 01:11:16,834
AM I FIRED?
1814
01:11:18,417 --> 01:11:19,500
NOT FIRED,
1815
01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,166
BUT I AM GOING TO
HAVE TO LET YOU GO.
1816
01:11:23,375 --> 01:11:24,709
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
1817
01:11:24,792 --> 01:11:26,417
NO...
1818
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:28,959
BUT IF YOU REMEMBER
OUR AGREEMENT, UM,
1819
01:11:29,041 --> 01:11:31,959
I SAID THAT YOU COULD STAY
UNTIL I WAS CLEARED TO PLAY.
1820
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,166
OH, RIGHT.
1821
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,417
I DID AGREE TO THAT, DIDN'T I?
1822
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,333
AND NOW THAT I'M PLAYING,
1823
01:11:38,417 --> 01:11:40,125
I'D JUST RATHER
HAVE A GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM
1824
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:42,667
AND EVERYTHING.
1825
01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:45,792
I UNDERSTAND.
1826
01:11:47,208 --> 01:11:48,542
I'M REALLY SORRY.
1827
01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:49,750
IT'S OKAY.
1828
01:11:49,834 --> 01:11:51,250
AND YOU REALLY DID
GIVE ME A CHANCE
1829
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,250
WHEN I NEEDED IT.
1830
01:11:53,959 --> 01:11:55,291
I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND.
1831
01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:57,667
IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE
TO TAKE CARE OF KNUTE,
1832
01:11:57,750 --> 01:11:58,625
LET ME KNOW.
1833
01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:00,667
RIGHT.
1834
01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:15,625
[CHUCKLES]
1835
01:12:15,709 --> 01:12:17,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?
1836
01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:20,500
I GOT FIRED.
1837
01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:24,583
I MEAN, LET GO.
1838
01:12:24,667 --> 01:12:25,709
WHAT?
1839
01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:27,542
IT CAME AS A SURPRISE
TO ME, TOO.
1840
01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:31,166
OKAY, WHAT HAPPENED?
1841
01:12:32,417 --> 01:12:34,083
NOTHING.
1842
01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:36,417
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT I'M A GIRL.
1843
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:39,917
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
HE LIKED ABOUT YOU.
1844
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,583
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1845
01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:43,875
OH, UH...
1846
01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:46,208
MAYBE I WAS WRONG, UM,
1847
01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:49,250
BUT I THOUGHT YOU AND DANNY
BROKE RULE NUMBER ONE.
1848
01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:54,709
WE ALMOST DID,
BUT THEN WE DIDN'T.
1849
01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:57,375
THEN WHY DID HE
BREAK UP WITH HUNTER?
1850
01:12:57,458 --> 01:12:58,500
HE DID?
1851
01:12:58,583 --> 01:12:59,667
WHEN?
1852
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:00,917
UH, A FEW DAYS AGO.
1853
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,875
SHE'S ALREADY MOVED ON
TO SOME SOCCER PLAYER.
1854
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:08,291
THEN THAT JUST PROVES
THAT HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN ME.
1855
01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:10,166
NOW THAT HE'S FREE,
HE COULD HAVE ASKED ME OUT.
1856
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:12,709
SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
1857
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:15,792
NO, IT'S MY FAULT.
1858
01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:17,291
I WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK
1859
01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:18,500
THAT THERE COULD ACTUALLY
BE SOMETHING
1860
01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:19,875
BETWEEN ME AND DANNY.
1861
01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,250
[CROWD CHEERING]
1862
01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:29,917
YOU SURE IT ISN'T
TOO PAINFUL BEING HERE?
1863
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,959
IT'S FINE.
1864
01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:31,917
I NEEDED TO GET OUT.
1865
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:36,417
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN
WATCHING THE GAME, THOUGH.
1866
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,792
HOW ABOUT SOME BUFFALO WINGS?
1867
01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:41,291
THANKS, BUT I'M NOT
VERY HUNGRY.
1868
01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:42,959
TELL ME MORE
ABOUT YOUR HONEYMOON.
1869
01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:47,500
WELL, WE WENT TO
ONE FOOTBALL GAME
1870
01:13:47,583 --> 01:13:49,000
AND THEN WE WATCHED
A COUPLE ON TV.
1871
01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:50,500
DID YOU TAKE A CARRIAGE RIDE
THROUGH THE PARK
1872
01:13:50,583 --> 01:13:51,500
LIKE WE ALWAYS SAID WE WOULD?
1873
01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:53,250
SECOND NIGHT THERE.
1874
01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:55,250
THAT MUST'VE BEEN SO ROMANTIC.
1875
01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:56,542
IT WAS.
1876
01:13:58,125 --> 01:13:59,166
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1877
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,959
AT LEAST YOU HAVE
THAT SEVERANCE CHECK
1878
01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:01,917
TO TIDE YOU OVER FOR A WHILE.
1879
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,834
I SENT IT BACK.
1880
01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:05,375
WHY?
1881
01:14:06,917 --> 01:14:08,125
IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT
KEEPING IT.
1882
01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:09,875
I DECIDED TO FOCUS
1883
01:14:09,959 --> 01:14:12,333
ON THE ONE THING THAT
I'M TRULY PASSIONATE ABOUT.
1884
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,959
AND NO MORE SETTLING
FOR THE SIDELINES.
1885
01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:17,166
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1886
01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:19,375
NOTHING.
1887
01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:21,959
[EVERYONE SCREAMING
AND CHEERING]
1888
01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:24,417
I'M GOING TO GET
ANOTHER DRINK.
1889
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,125
DO YOU WANT ONE?
1890
01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:27,250
NO, I'M FINE.
THANKS.
1891
01:14:28,959 --> 01:14:30,583
HEY, LAUREL,
DID YOU SEE THAT?
1892
01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:32,959
DANNY JUST THREW
THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN.
1893
01:14:33,041 --> 01:14:34,083
SHAWN...
1894
01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:36,750
OH, I'M SORRY,
1895
01:14:36,834 --> 01:14:38,750
I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW
SALT ON THE WOUND.
1896
01:14:38,834 --> 01:14:41,417
THAT'S OKAY.
1897
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,625
LOOK, AS MUCH AS I LOVE
DANNY HOLLAND,
1898
01:14:43,709 --> 01:14:44,917
I'LL ALWAYS BE ON YOUR SIDE.
1899
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,291
THANKS.
1900
01:14:50,166 --> 01:14:52,542
WILL YOU TELL GINA
I WILL CALL HER TOMORROW?
1901
01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,500
SURE THING.
1902
01:14:57,250 --> 01:14:58,917
YES, DANNY!
1903
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,667
THANKS FOR MEETING ME.
1904
01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:02,166
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU
THE FINAL GUEST LIST
1905
01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:03,166
BEFORE THE PARTY.
1906
01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:04,125
OH, THANK YOU.
1907
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:07,041
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
1908
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:09,250
WHY YOU'RE NOT WORKING
FOR DANNY ANYMORE.
1909
01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,917
I'D... RATHER NOT
DISCUSS IT.
1910
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,166
OKAY.
1911
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:14,375
THEN I WON'T PRY.
1912
01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:16,959
I ADMIRE
YOUR PROFESSIONALISM.
1913
01:15:18,291 --> 01:15:19,792
I SURE AM GOING TO MISS YOU.
1914
01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:21,709
AND I'LL MISS ALL OF YOU.
1915
01:15:21,792 --> 01:15:22,959
[CHUCKLING FONDLY]
1916
01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:26,834
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO DO NEXT?
1917
01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:28,792
WELL...
1918
01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:31,667
I HAVE THIS CRAZY IDEA,
BUT IT'S PROBABLY TOO AMBITIOUS.
1919
01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:33,000
[LAUGHS]
1920
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:34,166
HOW DO YOU KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY?
1921
01:15:35,834 --> 01:15:38,000
YOU KNOW THOSE JERSEYS I MADE
FOR SOME OF THE PLAYERS' WIVES?
1922
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,083
MM-HMM.
1923
01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:40,083
EVERYONE SAYS I SHOULD TRY
1924
01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:41,834
AND DO SOMETHING
WITH THEM,
1925
01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:43,500
BUT I'D HAVE TO GET
THE LICENSING RIGHTS,
1926
01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:45,125
WHICH I'M SURE
I COULD NEVER AFFORD.
1927
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:47,500
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S CRAZY AT ALL.
1928
01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,667
I THINK YOU SHOULD
FOLLOW YOUR PASSION.
1929
01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:50,709
DANNY DID THAT,
1930
01:15:50,792 --> 01:15:53,000
AND HE NEVER, EVER GAVE UP,
1931
01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:53,959
NO MATTER WHAT.
1932
01:15:57,667 --> 01:15:59,750
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE
OF THAT GUACAMOLE?
1933
01:15:59,834 --> 01:16:01,792
THAT WAS GOOD STUFF.
1934
01:16:01,875 --> 01:16:03,000
LAUREL MADE THAT
HERSELF,
1935
01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:05,625
SO, NO, WE DON'T HAVE
ANY OF THAT TONIGHT.
1936
01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:07,667
AND, UM, DID SHE LEAVE
1937
01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:09,000
ANY OF THOSE
COOKIES SHE MADE?
1938
01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:10,959
NO.
1939
01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:13,041
IT SURE WAS NICE
HAVING LAUREL AROUND.
1940
01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:16,291
YEAH, WELL, SHE'S NOT HERE,
AND SHE'S NOT COMING BACK,
1941
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:18,834
SO CAN WE JUST
FOCUS ON THE GAME?
1942
01:16:18,917 --> 01:16:20,083
SO, LUCAS...
1943
01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,208
WORD HAS IT
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
1944
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:24,583
OH, YEAH?
WHO IS SHE?
1945
01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:26,458
GUYS, ARE YOU GOSSIPS
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
1946
01:16:26,542 --> 01:16:29,750
WE'RE CURIOUS,
THAT'S ALL.
1947
01:16:29,834 --> 01:16:31,000
IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
IT, THAT'S HIS BUSINESS.
1948
01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:35,458
SHE MUST BE
PRETTY SPECIAL.
1949
01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:37,417
YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.
1950
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:38,709
COME ON, GUYS,
1951
01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:40,125
DO YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT GIRLS,
1952
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:42,959
OR DO YOU WANT TO
PLAY SOME CARDS?
1953
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,875
LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS.
1954
01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:55,750
[DANNY]:
THANKS FOR COMING TONIGHT.
1955
01:16:55,834 --> 01:16:57,458
MY MOM AND DAD WERE...
1956
01:16:58,750 --> 01:17:00,667
OKAY, I WILL.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1957
01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:05,667
HI, GUYS.
THANKS FOR COMING.
1958
01:17:07,542 --> 01:17:08,834
YOU'RE A SHARP-DRESSED
MAN, DANNY.
1959
01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:10,291
YOU LOOK REALLY NICE.
1960
01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:11,375
YOU TOO, YOU TOO.
1961
01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:12,834
YOU DRESS YOURSELF?
I LIKE THIS.
1962
01:17:15,458 --> 01:17:16,667
HI. WOULD YOU EXCUSE US?
1963
01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,750
I HAVEN'T DANCED WITH
MY BROTHER ALL EVENING.
1964
01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:27,375
WOW, THAT IS A DRESS.
1965
01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:28,917
[CHUCKLING]
1966
01:17:31,542 --> 01:17:34,417
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
1967
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,834
SORRY FOR THE THINGS I SAID
WHILE WE HAD DINNER.
1968
01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:39,333
I WAS OUT OF LINE.
1969
01:17:39,417 --> 01:17:41,834
NO, YOU WEREN'T.
1970
01:17:41,917 --> 01:17:46,208
I KNOW THERE ARE TIMES
I CAN BE PRETTY SELF-ABSORBED.
1971
01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,625
AND I KNOW IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY
BEING MY SISTER.
1972
01:17:48,709 --> 01:17:51,709
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE
ANYONE ELSE'S.
1973
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,250
WHEN I SEE
MOM AND DAD LIKE THAT,
1974
01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,417
I THINK THAT'S WHAT
LOVE SHOULD BE.
1975
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:04,667
NOT EVERYONE
CAN BE THAT LUCKY.
1976
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:07,667
I'VE BEEN
THINKING, AND...
1977
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:10,500
I WANT YOU TO MAKE
THE SPEECH TONIGHT.
1978
01:18:10,583 --> 01:18:14,291
EVEN THOUGH I ACCUSED YOU
OF STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT.
1979
01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:15,875
THE TRUTH IS,
1980
01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,083
YOU'RE BETTER
AT MAKING SPEECHES.
1981
01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:20,959
LOOK, I...
I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING DOWN.
1982
01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,542
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1983
01:18:22,625 --> 01:18:25,000
JUST...
1984
01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:26,041
SAY HOW YOU FEEL.
1985
01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:31,750
HEY, SORRY I'M LATE,
BUT MAY I CUT IN?
1986
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,208
UM, SURE.
1987
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,667
WOW.
1988
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:38,709
HI.
1989
01:18:38,792 --> 01:18:39,750
HOW LUCKY AM I?
1990
01:18:40,959 --> 01:18:43,166
YOU LOOK HANDSOME.
1991
01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:44,709
I FEEL LIKE JAMES BOND.
1992
01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:46,333
[GIGGLING]
1993
01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:55,709
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING!
1994
01:18:55,792 --> 01:18:57,208
WHAT ABOUT LAUREL?
1995
01:18:57,291 --> 01:18:59,000
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1996
01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:00,166
YEAH. DANNY,
1997
01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:01,917
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
A LITTLE STRANGE LATELY.
1998
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,834
AREN'T YOU
SEEING LAUREL?
1999
01:19:04,917 --> 01:19:07,500
WHAT? NO. NO.
2000
01:19:07,583 --> 01:19:09,917
NO, I...
I'VE BEEN SEEING AVA.
2001
01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:12,250
I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TELL YOU THAT
2002
01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:13,375
FOR A FEW WEEKS,
2003
01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:15,458
BUT YOU SAID YOU ALREADY KNEW.
2004
01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:23,166
[CHIME SOUNDING]
2005
01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:24,959
THAT'S THE CUE FOR THE SPEECH.
2006
01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,291
[SIGHING] YEAH.
2007
01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:35,625
GOOD LUCK UP THERE.
2008
01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:39,250
THANK YOU ALL
2009
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:42,625
FOR SHARING
THIS WONDERFUL EVENING WITH US.
2010
01:19:42,709 --> 01:19:44,125
MY BIG BROTHER, DANNY,
2011
01:19:44,208 --> 01:19:45,125
WOULD LIKE TO SAY
A FEW WORDS.
2012
01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,709
[APPLAUSE]
2013
01:20:00,041 --> 01:20:02,000
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
THAT I'M THE SORT OF GUY
2014
01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:05,083
WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT FOOTBALL,
2015
01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:07,208
WHICH IS ONLY PARTIALLY TRUE...
2016
01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:08,917
[LAUGHTER]
2017
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,542
...BECAUSE TONIGHT
ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT
2018
01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:16,834
IS HOW LUCKY I AM
TO HAVE SUCH AMAZING PARENTS.
2019
01:20:16,917 --> 01:20:22,083
THESE TWO HAVE GIVEN ME AND AVA
2020
01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:26,750
ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT
2021
01:20:26,834 --> 01:20:29,959
THAT ANY TWO KIDS
COULD EVER WANT,
2022
01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:32,250
AND THEY STILL HAD ENOUGH
LEFT OVER FOR EACH OTHER.
2023
01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:36,250
THEY INSPIRED US
2024
01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:39,834
TO WANT THE SAME
TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP
2025
01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:41,792
THAT THEY'VE SHARED FOR...
2026
01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:44,709
FOR 35 YEARS.
2027
01:20:44,792 --> 01:20:46,166
ONE BUILT ON RESPECT,
2028
01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:48,542
AND UNDERSTANDING,
2029
01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:51,000
AND PASSION.
2030
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,750
BUT SUPPOSEDLY,
IT WASN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY.
2031
01:20:54,834 --> 01:20:56,333
I DON'T KNOW
IF MANY OF YOU KNOW,
2032
01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:59,083
BUT WHEN THEY FIRST MET,
THEY COULDN'T STAND EACH OTHER.
2033
01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:00,083
[LAUGHTER]
2034
01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:01,417
IT'S TRUE.
2035
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:02,500
BUT DAD TOLD ME THAT
2036
01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:03,750
THAT WAS JUST
A DEFENSE ON HIS PART,
2037
01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:06,041
BECAUSE...
2038
01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:09,625
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL GIRL HE'D EVER SEEN.
2039
01:21:09,709 --> 01:21:10,875
SHE STILL IS.
2040
01:21:10,959 --> 01:21:12,542
[CHUCKLING]
2041
01:21:12,625 --> 01:21:16,959
I GUESS
IT ONLY GOES TO SHOW HOW...
2042
01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:19,709
HOW WRONG WE CAN BE
ABOUT SOMEONE
2043
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:21,166
THE FIRST TIME WE MEET THEM.
2044
01:21:23,417 --> 01:21:25,000
AND, LUCKILY,
2045
01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:27,792
DAD WASN'T DUMB ENOUGH
TO LET HER GET AWAY.
2046
01:21:35,417 --> 01:21:36,375
TO MOM AND DAD...
2047
01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,250
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
2048
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:45,250
[CLINKING GLASSES]
CHEERS.
2049
01:21:46,417 --> 01:21:47,417
CHEERS.
2050
01:21:51,792 --> 01:21:52,750
OH...
2051
01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:54,583
I LOVE YOU.
2052
01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:55,834
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
2053
01:21:56,959 --> 01:21:58,375
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, DANNY.
2054
01:21:58,458 --> 01:22:00,417
YEAH, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF IT.
2055
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,959
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES,
2056
01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:04,166
THE RIGHT PERSON
IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU,
2057
01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,333
AND YOU JUST DON'T NOTICE.
2058
01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:09,500
IS THIS YOUR SUBTLE WAY
OF TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
2059
01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:10,917
[CHUCKLES]
2060
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,625
WELL, IT'S TRUE
2061
01:22:12,709 --> 01:22:13,875
THAT YOUR DAD AND I
2062
01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:16,041
DIDN'T REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER
AT THE BEGINNING,
2063
01:22:16,125 --> 01:22:18,417
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE
THE DISADVANTAGE
2064
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,500
OF HAVING TO WORK FOR HIM.
2065
01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:23,083
YEAH, MOM I DON'T THINK
IT MUCH MATTERS.
2066
01:22:23,166 --> 01:22:24,500
SHE PROBABLY HATES ME.
2067
01:22:24,583 --> 01:22:25,875
OH, I WOULD BE
WILLING TO BET
2068
01:22:25,959 --> 01:22:27,083
THAT SHE DOESN'T.
2069
01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:28,417
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
STAND AROUND
2070
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,542
ON THE SIDELINES...
2071
01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,000
THANKS.
2072
01:22:39,417 --> 01:22:40,458
YOU DON'T MIND
IF I BAIL, DO YOU?
2073
01:22:40,542 --> 01:22:41,709
NO.
2074
01:22:41,792 --> 01:22:44,041
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
2075
01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:45,750
I'M GOING
TO RECOVER A FUMBLE...
2076
01:22:45,834 --> 01:22:47,750
AND GO FOR A TOUCHDOWN.
2077
01:22:47,834 --> 01:22:49,208
THAT'S MY BOY.
2078
01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:51,000
[CHUCKLING IN DELIGHT]
2079
01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:56,458
THIS ROUND IS ON ME.
2080
01:22:58,083 --> 01:22:59,291
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
2081
01:23:00,417 --> 01:23:01,667
THANKS.
2082
01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:03,458
WHY AREN'T YOU MORE EXCITED?
2083
01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:05,917
I AM.
2084
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,458
I THINK IT JUST HASN'T
SUNK IN YET.
2085
01:23:07,542 --> 01:23:08,917
OH, YEAH, OKAY.
2086
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,250
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
2087
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:11,542
[LAUGHS]
2088
01:23:11,625 --> 01:23:13,333
YOU JUST BOOKED
AN AMAZING MERCHANDISING DEAL
2089
01:23:13,417 --> 01:23:15,458
WITH A MAJOR LEAGUE
FOOTBALL TEAM.
2090
01:23:15,542 --> 01:23:17,250
I'D BE DANCING ON THE TABLES.
2091
01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:20,291
COUPLE MORE GLASSES OF WINE,
AND I WILL.
2092
01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,458
ALL RIGHT.
2093
01:23:21,542 --> 01:23:23,750
[PUPPY WHINING]
2094
01:23:23,834 --> 01:23:25,166
IS THAT...?
2095
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,041
UH-HUH.
2096
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:29,333
I LIBERATED BOTH
OF US FROM HUNTER.
2097
01:23:29,417 --> 01:23:31,125
I DECIDED I DIDN'T
LIKE THE JOB AFTER ALL.
2098
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,000
BESIDES, SHE IS NOT
WHAT YOU WOULD CALL
2099
01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:35,125
A RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER.
2100
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:37,709
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND HAVING
AN ADDITIONAL ROOMMATE.
2101
01:23:37,792 --> 01:23:41,250
NO. I MISS HAVING A DOG AROUND.
2102
01:23:44,917 --> 01:23:46,625
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
HELLO?
2103
01:23:46,709 --> 01:23:48,959
GINA, THIS IS, UH,
THIS IS DANNY HOLLAND.
2104
01:23:50,208 --> 01:23:52,250
OKAY, I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
2105
01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:53,333
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
2106
01:23:53,417 --> 01:23:54,917
I HAVE TO FIND LAUREL.
2107
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,959
I-I NEED TO TELL HER
SOMETHING IN PERSON,
2108
01:23:57,041 --> 01:23:58,458
NOT ON THE PHONE.
2109
01:23:58,542 --> 01:23:59,500
DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?
2110
01:24:00,917 --> 01:24:02,583
I DO, BUT WHY
SHOULD I TELL YOU?
2111
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,875
BECAUSE I NEED TO TELL HER
THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.
2112
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,542
OKAY, WELL,
2113
01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:14,500
HERE'S THE DEAL.
2114
01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:16,625
I WANT SEASON TICKETS,
2115
01:24:16,709 --> 01:24:18,458
YOU'LL WATCH SPORTS CENTER
WITH MY HUSBAND ONCE A MONTH,
2116
01:24:18,542 --> 01:24:19,792
YOU WILL BE HIS FIRST PATIENT
2117
01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:21,709
WHEN HE OPENS
HIS DENTAL PRACTICE,
2118
01:24:21,792 --> 01:24:22,959
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
2119
01:24:23,041 --> 01:24:25,000
YOU WILL NEVER TELL HIM
ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION.
2120
01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,375
DEAL.
2121
01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:28,125
YEAH, I'M GOOD.
2122
01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,333
YOU SHOULD BE.
2123
01:24:29,417 --> 01:24:31,500
[CHUCKLING
AND CHATTING QUIETLY]
2124
01:24:31,583 --> 01:24:32,583
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
VERY STRANGE
2125
01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:34,041
SINCE I GOT BACK
TO THIS BAR.
2126
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,250
IT'S DANNY HOLLAND.
2127
01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:01,875
I LEFT MY PARENTS'
PARTY TONIGHT
2128
01:25:01,959 --> 01:25:02,875
BECAUSE OF YOU.
2129
01:25:04,542 --> 01:25:07,250
IT WAS A GREAT PARTY,
BY THE WAY.
2130
01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:09,750
EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T THERE.
2131
01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:14,208
I KNOW THINGS GOT ALL...
2132
01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,333
COMPLICATED,
2133
01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:19,125
AND, UM...
2134
01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:20,709
I PUSHED YOU AWAY.
2135
01:25:22,709 --> 01:25:24,125
BUT THE TRUTH IS...
2136
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,417
I AM CRAZY IN LOVE WITH YOU.
2137
01:25:28,959 --> 01:25:31,875
IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL
A HAIL MARY?
2138
01:25:31,959 --> 01:25:35,709
HEY, YOU DO KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT FOOTBALL.
2139
01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:37,792
NOT REALLY.
2140
01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:39,333
JUST ONE FOOTBALL PLAYER.
2141
01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,625
AND I'M CRAZY IN LOVE WITH HIM.
2142
01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:47,917
[♪♪]
2143
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,583
TOUCHDOWN!
2144
01:25:49,667 --> 01:25:51,500
[CROWD CHEERING]
2145
01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:05,792
[♪♪]
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