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This is Free City.
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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear
sunglasses are heroes.
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They have a devil-may-care
attitude and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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See?
That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on
all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair,
cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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Sunday
should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering
of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and
sprayed with high-caliber fire
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from a renegade
gunship stolen by...
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And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole,
wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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You know it. Mmm.
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Mmm!
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making
this with such love.
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You're welcome.
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Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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Hold the fudge.
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You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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Mmm! This is the greatest
cup of coffee of all time.
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I wanna write
a song about it.
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I wanna dance to
that song with my body.
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I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort
zones, they're so damn comfortable.
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Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.
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In Free City,
I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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have a great day.
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Thank you.
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Take care.
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Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy.
You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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- I know the woman I'm looking for.
- Oh, let me guess.
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- A woman with an offbeat sense of humor.
- Sense of humor.
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An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for
beers on the beach after work.
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That makes me
so happy.
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Me too.
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What have you got?
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Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video
or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh,
someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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'Cause maybe we
could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire to
see your mum's basement, thanks.
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Got jokes, huh?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:30?
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No, the 4:00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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- Oh, man.
- Wow.
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Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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Give it to me!
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Looks like rain.
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Has anyone seen my cat?
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You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know."
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I mean, when you put it on there,
you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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That's a new one.
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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She exists.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, man.
She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses
don't talk to people like us.
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- You know that!
- I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about
beers on the beach?
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Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-
over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's
obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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- So then I had my codes...
- Oh...
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I wish we weren't closing so
I could hear more about this.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall
made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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- Please.
- But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try something
different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping
you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream,
two sugars, please.
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I'm joking.
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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Mmm. That's hot.
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It's like Jesus
washed my tongue...
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but right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough."
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Cappuccino.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her
yesterday, it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess with
the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need
your sunglasses.
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Ooh. Ow.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna need your
sunglasses for a sec.
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What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother...
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.
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Stop!
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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I said...
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Guy?
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He's just resting.
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In pieces!
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That man is dead!
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He's so sleepy.
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I'm just gonna
put your gun down...
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right here...
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for when you wake.
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- Okay?
- Guy.
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Guy! Where you goin'?
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Excuse me.
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Do you see this?
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Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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Giddy up!
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I feel brand new.
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Loser.
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What is happening?
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So much money.
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Hey, Mouser,
check this out.
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What's up, Keys?
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What am I looking at?
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Okay, so this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
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and then killed.
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The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
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An NPC? That's impossible.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
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Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
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I tried that, but I...
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I can't trace him.
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Whoever it is,
they're good.
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Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
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I'm pretty good.
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I'll see you on the inside.
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Select your skin.
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Hey, Keys, what skin
are you going with?
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The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
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big guns, bigger mustache.
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Hmm. Little dirt squirrel.
I like it.
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Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
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Uh, full body mustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
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I'm terrified.
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Let's do this.
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Seriously, man.
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I'm just being honest, I think the
bunny suit is just a little much.
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Excuse me?
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Right.
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Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
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Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
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Let's go!
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Uh-huh.
Captain Khakis.
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- Come here. Come on, bud.
- Go, let's go.
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- Closer.
- There he is.
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Blue shirt guy.
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Blue shirt?
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Yes.
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Hello, Officer.
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Rabbit.
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Nice skin.
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Thank you. That's sweet.
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How'd you get it?
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Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
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I have naturally dewy skin.
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Listen up, Neutrogena.
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You know you can't go around looking
like that. The rules are clear.
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And another thing.
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- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- No, sir!
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- It screws up the mission load...
- Screws it up!
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...and it makes
the game look bad.
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- Horrible!
- Yeah.
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I got, like, 5% of that.
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Lose the skin!
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I... Lose?
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How am I supposed to
get rid of my skin?
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Take it off, man.
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Just take it off.
What are you doing?
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- What?
- Seriously.
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- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?
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- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.
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If you don't,
we're gonna kill you.
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- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.
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Still why?
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Until we do
find out who you are...
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and then we're
gonna ban you for life.
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Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
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I just find the order of
those threats very confusing.
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- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up
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No.
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Come on, Blue Shirt.
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Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
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Scared me a little bit.
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We're coming
for you, Blue Shirt!
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Coming to get ya.
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We're coming to get ya.
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Wait! Wait!
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I can explain everything.
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I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
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Things that... Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.
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Except they are there.
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I know that sounds crazy,
but it's true!
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You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
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Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
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We're apex predators.
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All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
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Too high! Too high!
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Oh, you wanna play,
Blue Shirt? Watch this.
17:49.015 --> 17:52.887
I tire of these games, Keys.
It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
17:52.919 --> 17:54.039
Okay, bring it.
17:54.071 --> 17:55.799
Oh, it's brung.
Go, go, go, go, go.
18:10.103 --> 18:12.023
I'm so, so good at this.
18:20.086 --> 18:21.687
Time's up, bank teller!
18:42.711 --> 18:43.799
Nope!
19:07.511 --> 19:08.407
I can't die!
19:08.439 --> 19:10.262
I'm never gonna die!
19:10.295 --> 19:11.447
Whoo!
19:11.479 --> 19:14.423
And that was the heartbreaking
story of Blue Shirt Guy.
19:14.455 --> 19:15.575
The end.
19:15.607 --> 19:17.655
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?
19:17.686 --> 19:19.159
I just checked
the server stats.
19:19.191 --> 19:21.302
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
19:21.335 --> 19:22.359
It's just a glitch, man.
19:22.391 --> 19:23.638
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
19:23.670 --> 19:25.271
It just seems like that's something
new, you know?
19:25.303 --> 19:27.413
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
19:27.446 --> 19:29.143
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
19:29.175 --> 19:30.550
Uh-uh. No.
19:30.583 --> 19:32.759
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
19:32.791 --> 19:35.702
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
19:35.735 --> 19:38.582
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
19:38.615 --> 19:42.935
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT
genius, indie game designer?
19:42.967 --> 19:45.367
What are you doing down here
dealing with complaints?
19:45.399 --> 19:49.398
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
19:49.430 --> 19:51.511
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
19:51.543 --> 19:53.687
You do not wanna
hear about that.
19:53.719 --> 19:54.967
You're absolutely right.
19:54.999 --> 19:58.935
That story sounds horrible and
boring and full of white privilege.
19:58.966 --> 20:00.886
Don't talk to Antwan.
20:05.015 --> 20:07.511
We never dreamt
this would've happened.
20:07.543 --> 20:10.103
I mean, Life Itself,
it's essentially a fishbowl game.
20:10.135 --> 20:13.815
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.
20:13.847 --> 20:15.607
It's a strictly
observational experience
20:15.639 --> 20:19.318
where computer generated
characters interact and evolve.
20:19.351 --> 20:21.015
I thought we'd be
lucky to give it away.
20:21.046 --> 20:25.719
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
20:25.751 --> 20:27.223
Uh, no, Millie
is the genius.
20:27.255 --> 20:30.839
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.
20:30.871 --> 20:32.183
So, to get a little personal,
20:32.215 --> 20:34.295
what's the thing that
gets you up in the morning?
20:34.327 --> 20:36.855
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
20:37.911 --> 20:39.223
What's the other thing?
20:39.255 --> 20:41.559
Oh, yeah. An insatiable
thirst for validation.
20:41.590 --> 20:43.190
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.
20:43.222 --> 20:44.407
How about you?
20:44.439 --> 20:45.943
- Code.
- Code?
20:45.975 --> 20:46.966
- Code.
- Code, yeah.
20:46.997 --> 20:48.503
Here we go.
20:48.535 --> 20:50.359
'Cause it's not just zeros and
ones, it's hidden messages.
20:50.391 --> 20:52.663
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
20:52.695 --> 20:57.111
I just use zeros and ones instead of
words 'cause words will let you down.
20:57.143 --> 21:01.527
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
21:01.559 --> 21:03.286
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.
21:03.317 --> 21:04.823
Now, I've gotta ask.
21:04.855 --> 21:07.031
There is a lot of chemistry
between the two of you.
21:07.063 --> 21:09.847
- Has this evolved into more than...
- No.
21:09.879 --> 21:12.407
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.
21:12.439 --> 21:13.910
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.
21:13.942 --> 21:15.287
And now your game is gonna
be released by Soonami,
21:15.319 --> 21:16.887
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
21:16.919 --> 21:18.807
- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.
21:18.839 --> 21:21.814
It does seem a little bit like
an unlikely pairing, though.
21:21.847 --> 21:23.830
Yeah, I didn't
totally get it either.
21:23.863 --> 21:26.453
But Millie's got a real
instinct for these things...
21:26.487 --> 21:27.863
Antwan is a genius.
21:27.895 --> 21:31.190
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
21:31.222 --> 21:33.367
It's a chance for our work to
be seen by a wider audience.
21:33.399 --> 21:35.383
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.
21:35.415 --> 21:37.335
So we're breaking
and entering now?
21:37.367 --> 21:40.919
How does it feel working for a
galactic black hole of frozen shit?
21:40.951 --> 21:42.934
You have to leave.
I can't talk to you.
21:42.967 --> 21:44.662
Aw, shame will
have that effect.
21:44.694 --> 21:46.199
No, Millie. I mean
I can't talk to you.
21:46.231 --> 21:48.599
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
21:48.631 --> 21:52.246
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA and it could get me fired.
21:52.277 --> 21:54.935
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
21:54.967 --> 21:56.567
No, he bought it and
then he shelved it.
21:56.599 --> 21:59.767
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
21:59.799 --> 22:00.917
How can I move on?
22:00.950 --> 22:02.295
How can you?
22:02.327 --> 22:05.175
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
22:05.207 --> 22:08.727
Did he, Millie?
Because honestly, I'm not so sure.
22:08.759 --> 22:11.191
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting
22:11.222 --> 22:14.583
and Free City, it may be popular,
but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
22:14.614 --> 22:16.503
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
22:16.534 --> 22:19.126
- Millie, I'm...
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
22:19.157 --> 22:20.726
And now he's lying about it
22:20.759 --> 22:22.679
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
22:22.711 --> 22:23.990
Millie...
22:24.023 --> 22:26.134
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
22:26.167 --> 22:29.622
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
22:29.655 --> 22:31.959
Millie, I care about you...
22:36.279 --> 22:37.815
but you need to leave.
22:45.559 --> 22:47.671
Today is gonna
be different, Goldie.
23:46.326 --> 23:47.638
What are we lookin' at?
23:48.182 --> 23:50.295
Who are you?
23:50.327 --> 23:51.926
Okay, okay. Okay.
23:51.959 --> 23:54.423
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
23:54.454 --> 23:55.351
Oh, yeah.
23:55.383 --> 23:58.007
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
23:58.038 --> 24:00.918
I waited outside
by the murder train,
24:00.951 --> 24:02.390
then I followed you.
24:02.423 --> 24:03.383
Shit!
24:18.198 --> 24:19.479
Should I come with you?
24:20.759 --> 24:21.782
Yes.
24:23.094 --> 24:25.303
Holy hell, what just happened?
24:25.334 --> 24:27.958
What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
24:27.991 --> 24:31.127
No, I mean, how did we get
from there to wherever this is?
24:31.159 --> 24:32.662
You mean the portal gun?
24:32.694 --> 24:34.391
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
24:34.422 --> 24:36.534
Wow, you are a
special kind of noob.
24:36.567 --> 24:37.847
Thank you. You too.
24:37.879 --> 24:38.935
Turn around.
24:38.966 --> 24:40.886
Okay.
24:44.023 --> 24:45.174
Oh.
24:49.014 --> 24:50.550
Is this the North Pole?
24:50.582 --> 24:51.958
Listen, dude.
24:51.991 --> 24:53.656
- Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.
24:53.687 --> 24:55.286
Props on the NPC outfit,
24:55.319 --> 24:58.039
but I'm busy trying to figure
out how to steal something.
24:58.070 --> 24:59.894
Maybe I could help you.
24:59.927 --> 25:01.015
I work alone.
25:01.046 --> 25:02.391
You have beautiful grenades.
25:02.422 --> 25:05.271
Besides, if you want to have any
chance of making an impact here,
25:05.302 --> 25:07.287
you need to have
a higher level than that.
25:07.318 --> 25:09.078
- That's tough. No.
- No.
25:09.655 --> 25:10.646
Higher level?
25:10.679 --> 25:11.991
Good Lord, rook.
25:13.559 --> 25:14.582
See?
25:14.615 --> 25:16.502
- Oh.
- That's mine.
25:16.535 --> 25:18.199
And that's yours.
25:18.230 --> 25:22.392
Oh... What,
is one the best or the worst?
25:22.423 --> 25:23.863
There is literally
nothing lower.
25:23.894 --> 25:25.910
Well, how do I get
to a higher level?
25:25.943 --> 25:27.799
- Really?
- Really.
25:28.534 --> 25:31.830
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.
25:31.862 --> 25:33.782
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Okay.
25:33.815 --> 25:34.998
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.
25:35.031 --> 25:36.022
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.
25:36.054 --> 25:38.390
Money. This is Free City.
25:38.423 --> 25:40.439
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
25:40.470 --> 25:42.742
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
25:42.774 --> 25:45.206
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
25:47.447 --> 25:51.287
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
25:51.318 --> 25:55.318
Sometimes I forget not everyone you
meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
25:56.438 --> 25:57.463
Thank you.
25:57.494 --> 26:00.054
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad though, is it?
26:00.087 --> 26:03.223
Oh! It's pretty bleak.
26:03.254 --> 26:05.847
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
26:05.878 --> 26:09.558
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
26:10.360 --> 26:11.671
And he's a dick?
26:11.703 --> 26:14.422
His name's Antwan, and yes,
he's an absolute troll.
26:14.870 --> 26:16.087
Trolls exist?
26:17.143 --> 26:19.543
Look, I don't know
if anybody does it,
26:19.574 --> 26:22.423
but you could rack experience
points up by being a good guy.
26:22.454 --> 26:24.407
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.
26:24.439 --> 26:26.615
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
26:26.647 --> 26:28.183
All that shit makes
your level go up.
26:28.214 --> 26:29.560
Go be the good guy.
26:29.592 --> 26:30.807
Okay. No, I'm gonna
be the great guy.
26:30.838 --> 26:32.087
Ooh! Ooh.
26:32.119 --> 26:34.360
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
26:34.392 --> 26:35.638
Off you go.
26:35.671 --> 26:37.591
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've leveled up enough?
26:37.623 --> 26:40.342
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.
26:40.374 --> 26:42.294
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.
26:42.327 --> 26:43.607
- It's like 99 more...
- Bye now.
26:43.639 --> 26:44.599
Okay.
27:20.918 --> 27:21.943
Hi.
27:48.887 --> 27:49.910
Thanks, Guy.
28:09.336 --> 28:10.486
Good morning, Goldie.
28:11.191 --> 28:12.758
Good morning, Goldie.
28:12.790 --> 28:14.551
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
28:14.582 --> 28:18.071
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
28:18.103 --> 28:22.743
BSG is leveling up and at a
record pace by playing the hero.
28:22.776 --> 28:26.294
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"
28:26.327 --> 28:29.911
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
28:29.942 --> 28:31.606
And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
28:31.638 --> 28:33.558
a level 102 from
Clan Ragnarok.
28:33.591 --> 28:35.511
This is bullshit.
Who is this guy?
28:35.542 --> 28:36.662
I don't know, but he's good.
28:36.694 --> 28:38.870
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
28:38.903 --> 28:41.334
but he's running around,
leveling up crazy fast
28:41.366 --> 28:42.935
by being the
freaking good guy.
28:42.967 --> 28:45.558
"This colorful
character in the video game Free City
28:45.590 --> 28:48.631
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."
28:48.663 --> 28:50.294
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
28:50.327 --> 28:51.640
You're
absolutely right.
28:51.671 --> 28:56.503
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
29:09.430 --> 29:12.054
Whoo-hoo!
30:12.631 --> 30:16.055
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?
30:16.087 --> 30:18.550
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you...
30:19.542 --> 30:20.630
What is this shirt?
30:20.664 --> 30:22.102
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
30:22.936 --> 30:24.504
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
30:24.535 --> 30:27.254
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
30:27.287 --> 30:28.696
Or is somebody outside
pumping you up?
30:28.726 --> 30:31.606
I'm sorry that I haven't
been around, Bud.
30:31.638 --> 30:33.014
I've been figuring
some stuff out.
30:33.047 --> 30:36.055
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
30:36.087 --> 30:37.847
Okay? You go to bed,
you wake up,
30:37.878 --> 30:39.574
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
30:39.607 --> 30:41.238
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
30:41.270 --> 30:43.063
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.
30:43.096 --> 30:44.311
I talked to her.
I talked to her.
30:44.342 --> 30:46.903
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!
30:46.936 --> 30:48.567
I talked to one of
the sunglass people
30:48.599 --> 30:51.351
and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
30:51.384 --> 30:52.790
Me.
30:52.822 --> 30:54.455
Everybody
down on the ground!
30:54.487 --> 30:55.862
You're so hot.
30:55.894 --> 30:58.711
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
30:58.742 --> 31:00.119
Your life could be fuller.
31:00.151 --> 31:02.263
That you're free to make your
own decisions. Your own choices.
31:02.296 --> 31:03.286
Yo, dumbass.
31:03.318 --> 31:04.759
We are in the middle
of something.
31:05.302 --> 31:06.487
Uh...
31:06.518 --> 31:09.015
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.
31:09.046 --> 31:12.310
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
31:12.342 --> 31:14.198
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
31:16.022 --> 31:17.878
We do now.
31:19.383 --> 31:20.407
Mine now.
31:20.440 --> 31:21.910
Are you kidding me?
31:24.119 --> 31:25.782
- Put 'em on.
- No.
31:25.814 --> 31:27.864
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
31:27.895 --> 31:30.839
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
31:30.871 --> 31:32.470
You're gonna see.
31:35.575 --> 31:36.599
Come on.
31:37.591 --> 31:38.998
I can't, okay?
31:40.790 --> 31:42.006
I'm sorry.
31:48.470 --> 31:50.295
I'm keeping these,
asshole mouth.
31:50.326 --> 31:52.728
Now get out of here.
Go be nicer.
31:52.759 --> 31:54.711
Beat it. Go, go, go.
31:54.743 --> 31:56.278
Don't walk, run.
31:56.823 --> 31:58.551
And you...
31:58.583 --> 31:59.639
Ugh.
31:59.671 --> 32:01.302
Sorry.
32:01.334 --> 32:04.503
Um, you could do so much
better than that guy.
32:04.535 --> 32:07.670
You could be with,
like, a good guy.
32:08.566 --> 32:10.774
Or maybe I don't have
to be with any guy.
32:10.806 --> 32:13.303
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
32:13.335 --> 32:15.063
- They really are.
- Terrible.
32:15.095 --> 32:16.406
Yeah, do whatever
you wanna do.
32:23.350 --> 32:24.918
You're my best friend, Buddy.
32:24.950 --> 32:27.158
And you don't
have to be scared.
32:27.190 --> 32:30.006
If you change your mind,
I'll be around.
32:35.766 --> 32:38.103
Yo, Keys, our
Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
32:39.031 --> 32:40.087
I know.
32:40.119 --> 32:41.526
Who is this guy?
33:09.398 --> 33:10.903
I'm here.
33:10.935 --> 33:12.599
I really appreciate
this, Keys.
33:12.631 --> 33:14.423
Okay. Just to be clear,
33:14.455 --> 33:17.303
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
33:17.335 --> 33:20.566
If this clip really does prove that
Antwan reused our code illegally,
33:20.598 --> 33:21.750
go find it and get out.
33:22.903 --> 33:27.031
Player's doing the jewelry
store mission in midtown.
33:27.063 --> 33:28.566
That gives you 5 minutes.
33:30.903 --> 33:32.150
And go.
33:40.758 --> 33:43.191
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
33:43.223 --> 33:44.407
Really?
33:44.439 --> 33:45.750
I'm sitting on the toilet right
now, stealing user codes,
33:45.782 --> 33:47.542
so I don't exactly
feel like one.
33:47.574 --> 33:48.951
Oh, you never have.
33:48.983 --> 33:51.031
Good thing I know better.
33:51.063 --> 33:54.294
All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
33:54.326 --> 33:56.150
- Thanks for the assist.
- You got it.
33:56.182 --> 33:57.655
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
34:21.719 --> 34:23.319
Keys! I need your help!
34:23.351 --> 34:25.078
He's got that place
booby-trapped with spawn points.
34:25.110 --> 34:26.327
Millie, I can't help you.
34:46.966 --> 34:48.118
Blue Shirt Guy?
34:48.150 --> 34:51.862
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
34:51.893 --> 34:55.190
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
35:02.390 --> 35:03.799
What are you doing here?
35:03.831 --> 35:06.422
I was trying to steal a video
clip, now we're trying not to die.
35:07.350 --> 35:08.503
Who are you talking to?
35:10.166 --> 35:13.495
You know, that player
in the NPC skin.
35:13.527 --> 35:15.798
Millie, there are no other
players in that house.
35:16.918 --> 35:19.159
That actually hurt my hand.
35:19.191 --> 35:20.215
Get down!
36:06.903 --> 36:09.847
I'm sorry!
Oh, God!
36:14.071 --> 36:15.413
We're doing great.
36:26.582 --> 36:27.639
Wow!
36:29.750 --> 36:31.191
We should definitely go!
36:32.598 --> 36:33.815
Oh, shit!
36:40.630 --> 36:42.839
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.
36:42.871 --> 36:44.726
- What?
- It's two Glocks.
36:45.782 --> 36:46.997
Oh!
37:17.911 --> 37:19.927
I don't suppose
this thing can fly.
37:19.959 --> 37:21.143
No.
37:21.175 --> 37:22.199
Jump.
37:22.903 --> 37:23.991
Wow!
37:25.046 --> 37:27.703
Whoa!
37:35.479 --> 37:36.917
Oh, shit.
37:51.062 --> 37:52.759
Good morning, sheeple!
37:52.791 --> 37:54.327
Oh, you are fired.
37:54.359 --> 37:56.663
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies, retailers won't carry the game.
37:56.695 --> 37:58.359
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
37:58.390 --> 37:59.511
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition...
37:59.543 --> 38:02.199
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
38:02.230 --> 38:04.823
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
38:04.854 --> 38:06.391
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom...
38:06.422 --> 38:09.462
because she's got no proof and
her ex-partner works for me.
38:09.495 --> 38:10.486
We're golden.
38:10.517 --> 38:11.959
Antwan, hey. You look great.
38:11.990 --> 38:13.494
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
38:13.527 --> 38:15.926
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?
38:15.959 --> 38:16.982
You, you, you...
38:17.015 --> 38:19.031
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
38:19.062 --> 38:21.719
You heard about the asshole running
around in the game who looks like an NPC?
38:21.751 --> 38:24.407
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
38:24.439 --> 38:27.735
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
38:27.766 --> 38:30.743
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
38:30.774 --> 38:34.135
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
38:34.166 --> 38:36.119
'Roid him out. Make him
a hitman or something.
38:36.151 --> 38:39.159
Antwan, we're already way behind
porting over the skins from Free City 1.
38:39.191 --> 38:40.630
Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
38:40.663 --> 38:42.391
They won't be usable
in Free City 2.
38:42.423 --> 38:44.086
Antwan,
you told the fans...
38:44.117 --> 38:45.847
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
38:45.879 --> 38:48.118
You said there'd be the same
characters in the sequel.
38:48.151 --> 38:51.383
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
38:51.415 --> 38:53.783
Listen, Antwan, the game
is already buggier than ever.
38:53.814 --> 38:55.319
I got a stack of user
complaints, like a mile high.
38:55.351 --> 38:56.887
Look, I know it sucks.
38:56.919 --> 39:01.046
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
39:01.079 --> 39:04.215
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
39:04.246 --> 39:05.687
What?
39:05.719 --> 39:07.862
Make an original? Why would I do
that when I could make a sequel?
39:07.895 --> 39:08.887
A sequel.
39:08.919 --> 39:10.231
So we can make it better?
39:10.263 --> 39:13.014
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
39:13.047 --> 39:14.230
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.
39:14.263 --> 39:15.735
You love Kentucky
Fried Chicken, right?
39:15.766 --> 39:17.270
- Mmm-hmm.
- No.
39:17.303 --> 39:19.703
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
39:19.734 --> 39:21.654
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
39:21.687 --> 39:23.126
why would I make
another restaurant called,
39:23.159 --> 39:25.463
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
39:25.494 --> 39:27.286
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- Mmm-hmm. No sense.
39:27.318 --> 39:31.383
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
39:31.414 --> 39:33.719
Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
39:33.751 --> 39:35.927
Come on. Come here. Come here.
39:35.958 --> 39:37.335
I don't want you to stress
39:37.367 --> 39:39.319
that glorious shampoo commercial
head of yours about it.
39:39.350 --> 39:42.647
Free City 2 is gonna
be jumunjious.
39:42.678 --> 39:44.598
That's not a word.
39:45.943 --> 39:47.894
You sure you don't wanna
bump up to programming?
39:47.927 --> 39:50.647
I know you got
the brains for it.
39:50.679 --> 39:52.982
No thanks. I'm good
right where I am.
39:54.743 --> 39:59.158
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
39:59.191 --> 40:01.559
But all good with me if I
don't have to pay you more.
40:01.591 --> 40:03.159
Antwan out.
40:13.336 --> 40:14.839
Who is this guy?
40:22.711 --> 40:23.766
Wow!
40:23.799 --> 40:25.367
I took your advice.
40:27.223 --> 40:28.343
I leveled up.
40:29.239 --> 40:30.647
Impressive.
40:32.023 --> 40:34.039
Why are you
doing all of this?
40:34.070 --> 40:38.039
You know, I guess
I felt... trapped.
40:39.062 --> 40:40.694
You know, in my life.
40:40.727 --> 40:42.679
I just felt so...
40:43.031 --> 40:44.439
Stuck.
40:45.782 --> 40:49.014
Yeah. And then I saw you.
40:50.327 --> 40:52.087
Then I saw you.
40:52.822 --> 40:54.070
Who are you?
40:54.647 --> 40:55.831
I'm Guy.
40:55.863 --> 40:58.039
No, who are you really?
40:58.070 --> 40:58.870
Still Guy.
40:58.903 --> 41:03.511
All of this,
leveling up so fast.
41:03.543 --> 41:06.006
Giving this whole
world the finger.
41:06.039 --> 41:07.287
How are you pulling this off?
41:07.318 --> 41:10.198
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
41:10.231 --> 41:11.991
You work at Soonami, don't you?
41:12.022 --> 41:13.752
- No.
- You've got an inside track.
41:13.783 --> 41:15.415
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.
41:15.446 --> 41:19.607
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
41:19.638 --> 41:21.143
Yes, I work at the bank.
41:21.175 --> 41:23.222
Where did you get that skin?
41:24.343 --> 41:26.006
It's always
sort of been there.
41:26.039 --> 41:28.342
Why do people keep
asking me that question?
41:28.374 --> 41:30.294
I don't know, why do they?
41:33.207 --> 41:36.214
No, no.
Not doing that. I...
41:37.078 --> 41:38.582
What's happening right now?
41:38.615 --> 41:40.470
I don't know,
but I don't buy it.
41:40.502 --> 41:41.782
No.
41:41.814 --> 41:43.671
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.
41:43.702 --> 41:45.079
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.
41:45.496 --> 41:46.678
Great.
41:46.711 --> 41:48.215
We all have
our secrets, I guess.
41:48.246 --> 41:49.847
Yes, we do.
41:52.471 --> 41:53.431
Hey.
41:54.839 --> 41:56.695
Do you like ice cream?
41:56.726 --> 41:59.832
I can't believe
I've never been here.
41:59.863 --> 42:01.686
Well, it's sort of a secret.
42:01.720 --> 42:05.335
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
42:05.366 --> 42:06.998
Yeah, it makes sense.
42:08.119 --> 42:10.614
No missions here.
42:10.647 --> 42:13.814
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
42:13.847 --> 42:15.382
This is my favorite flavor
in the whole world.
42:15.414 --> 42:16.503
We'll take two
of the usual, please.
42:16.534 --> 42:17.783
You got it, Guy.
42:17.815 --> 42:19.799
It's bubble gum flavor.
42:19.830 --> 42:21.559
You think I'm
crazy, don't you?
42:21.590 --> 42:22.615
Guy...
42:22.646 --> 42:25.655
Get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
42:25.687 --> 42:27.575
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
42:27.607 --> 42:29.974
No! Nobody likes
bubble gum ice cream.
42:30.007 --> 42:31.030
No, I do.
42:31.063 --> 42:32.407
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
42:32.440 --> 42:33.622
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.
42:33.654 --> 42:35.222
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
42:35.255 --> 42:36.471
Mmm.
42:36.502 --> 42:37.814
How good is that?
42:37.847 --> 42:38.934
You can taste it?
42:38.966 --> 42:42.487
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
42:42.518 --> 42:43.766
- Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.
42:45.016 --> 42:46.776
Coffee used to be
my favorite food,
42:46.807 --> 42:49.270
but compared to this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
42:49.303 --> 42:51.287
What?
42:53.911 --> 42:56.694
Nothing. You're funny.
42:57.878 --> 42:59.256
- I am?
- Yeah.
42:59.287 --> 43:01.622
Weird funny.
43:01.654 --> 43:04.151
But that's kind of my speed.
43:04.183 --> 43:06.231
Weird funny, that's
totally my speed, too.
43:06.262 --> 43:08.182
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.
43:08.214 --> 43:09.750
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
43:09.782 --> 43:11.447
- Please.
- Okay.
43:11.479 --> 43:15.991
A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair
are trying to murder a very small child...
43:16.022 --> 43:18.456
- The cripple says to the homosexual...
- Whoa. Stop, stop.
43:18.487 --> 43:20.566
Stop! Where did you hear that?
43:20.598 --> 43:22.999
A robbery. The gunman
told it to the driver
43:23.030 --> 43:26.231
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorized it and told everyone.
43:26.263 --> 43:27.959
Word of advice?
43:27.990 --> 43:31.126
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
43:31.158 --> 43:32.214
Trolls?
43:32.247 --> 43:33.654
Is that a swing set?
43:57.880 --> 43:59.222
Holy...
44:06.807 --> 44:09.047
Okay,
this is too weird.
44:09.078 --> 44:12.023
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice
cream, and now swings?
44:12.054 --> 44:14.391
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
44:14.422 --> 44:15.767
I thought the same thing.
44:15.798 --> 44:18.806
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
44:20.151 --> 44:22.071
Growing up in
my family, it was...
44:22.102 --> 44:24.727
You don't
wanna hear this. No.
44:24.760 --> 44:26.806
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
44:26.838 --> 44:28.406
Oh.
44:28.440 --> 44:31.638
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
44:31.671 --> 44:35.351
You had to win,
and that pressure, you know,
44:35.383 --> 44:37.783
it was just constant.
44:37.814 --> 44:41.206
But when I was in the backyard
on that little swing...
44:41.238 --> 44:42.422
You know that moment,
44:42.454 --> 44:46.231
that split second between
rising and falling,
44:46.262 --> 44:48.374
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
44:48.407 --> 44:49.398
In love.
44:49.430 --> 44:51.511
Free. What you said. Yeah.
44:54.167 --> 44:56.280
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
44:57.496 --> 44:58.870
You want to kiss me?
45:00.311 --> 45:02.422
I wanna kiss you so badly.
45:02.454 --> 45:03.863
You want to kiss me badly?
45:03.894 --> 45:05.238
- No!
- No?
45:05.271 --> 45:07.096
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
45:07.126 --> 45:08.598
I mean, I'm an idiot,
45:08.630 --> 45:10.231
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
45:10.262 --> 45:11.735
No, you're not. You're not.
45:11.767 --> 45:13.142
I mean, um,
45:14.006 --> 45:16.471
uh, if you know
how to, go for it.
45:16.503 --> 45:17.782
I know how.
45:18.934 --> 45:19.894
Okay.
45:21.943 --> 45:23.478
Here it goes.
45:44.566 --> 45:48.887
That was so much
better than ice cream.
45:48.918 --> 45:50.200
Whoa!
45:50.231 --> 45:51.798
I think someone's
at the door.
45:51.830 --> 45:52.887
I'll say.
45:52.920 --> 45:54.582
Well, this was great.
45:54.614 --> 45:57.720
- Yeah, it was.
- Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
45:57.751 --> 45:59.607
Yes. Definitely.
45:59.639 --> 46:01.174
Maybe in the real world.
46:01.207 --> 46:02.551
What?
46:02.583 --> 46:03.926
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:03.958 --> 46:05.399
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
46:06.646 --> 46:08.503
Bye, Molotov.
46:08.536 --> 46:12.438
Hey... my real name is Millie.
46:13.398 --> 46:17.238
My real name
continues to be Guy.
46:23.671 --> 46:26.424
Millie, open up! Millie, it's
me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
46:26.455 --> 46:29.399
Millie! It's me, open up!
46:29.431 --> 46:31.702
- What?
- You were right.
46:31.734 --> 46:33.654
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.
46:33.686 --> 46:36.215
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
46:36.247 --> 46:38.807
and, Millie, it works.
46:38.838 --> 46:40.471
Yeah, I know.
But we don't have proof.
46:40.502 --> 46:42.454
Just forget about
that for one second.
46:42.487 --> 46:44.631
I'm saying that
our game, Life Itself,
46:44.664 --> 46:47.671
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
46:47.703 --> 46:48.823
- Yeah?
- ...worked.
46:48.856 --> 46:50.519
- Keys.
- The AI worked.
46:50.551 --> 46:53.846
It's the reason why Free City is so
realistic and people love it so much.
46:53.878 --> 46:55.798
And of course it doesn't
look the same.
46:55.831 --> 46:58.646
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
46:58.678 --> 47:01.303
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
47:01.336 --> 47:05.975
But the underlying code in the
game is the same. Our code.
47:06.007 --> 47:07.574
And Guy, I mean,
he has evolved way further
47:07.607 --> 47:08.951
than we thought
was even possible.
47:08.983 --> 47:11.158
Wait, are you talking about
the hacker in the NPC skin?
47:11.191 --> 47:14.680
Millie, I'm talking about the
fact that Blue Shirt Guy...
47:14.711 --> 47:15.766
Yeah?
47:15.798 --> 47:17.560
...is not a player.
47:17.591 --> 47:20.440
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
47:20.471 --> 47:22.582
I mean, hell,
technically, he is alive.
47:22.614 --> 47:26.710
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
47:28.023 --> 47:29.847
- No! No.
- I know.
47:29.879 --> 47:31.222
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
47:31.254 --> 47:32.791
- Guy? My Guy?
- Guy.
47:32.823 --> 47:34.006
- One who has been...
- Your Guy?
47:34.038 --> 47:35.382
- Holy...
- This is a good thing.
47:35.414 --> 47:36.727
No, it's really bad.
47:36.760 --> 47:40.182
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
47:40.214 --> 47:42.263
We did it, Mills.
47:42.295 --> 47:46.167
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
47:46.199 --> 47:49.879
Okay? Did you know that the
NPCs have private lives?
47:49.911 --> 47:52.023
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
47:52.055 --> 47:54.294
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
47:54.326 --> 47:56.470
I can't even froth my own
oat milk in the morning.
47:56.502 --> 47:58.903
And the Bombshell
character in the game
47:58.935 --> 48:01.687
wrote a memoir that's
a searing indictment
48:01.720 --> 48:03.319
of gender roles,
the patriarchy...
48:03.351 --> 48:05.399
It's a little preachy in parts,
but overall, it's pretty good.
48:05.431 --> 48:06.710
Millie, we have
to celebrate!
48:06.742 --> 48:08.151
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?
48:08.183 --> 48:10.870
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!
48:12.215 --> 48:13.718
So, yeah.
48:16.728 --> 48:18.550
I'm sorry, wait,
you let who kiss you?
48:18.582 --> 48:19.575
Guy.
48:20.631 --> 48:21.783
Guy?
48:21.815 --> 48:26.134
The first time I kiss a
non-toxic guy in like forever
48:26.166 --> 48:28.854
and of course
he's not even real!
48:28.886 --> 48:30.295
Uh, there's not
a button for that.
48:31.159 --> 48:32.566
Oh, he found the button.
48:32.598 --> 48:33.942
- Okay.
- Yeah.
48:33.975 --> 48:36.406
- I am... I'm so confused.
- Why is it so hot?
48:36.438 --> 48:38.200
And surprisingly
curious.
48:38.231 --> 48:41.688
You let
an artificially intelligent
48:41.719 --> 48:43.286
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,
48:43.318 --> 48:44.311
can you just stop
saying it like that?
48:44.342 --> 48:45.366
And then you
thought that would be...
48:45.398 --> 48:47.094
Because you have
got to meet him, Keys.
48:47.126 --> 48:50.070
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
48:50.102 --> 48:52.311
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
48:52.343 --> 48:56.311
Also, Millie, food for
thought, he's like four.
48:57.431 --> 48:58.999
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.
48:59.031 --> 49:00.855
Wow, you just made
that really creepy.
49:02.295 --> 49:04.310
Millie, put all that aside. Weird or
not, when people find out about this,
49:04.342 --> 49:06.999
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
49:07.031 --> 49:08.023
What?
49:08.055 --> 49:09.879
Oh, my God,
if they see this...
49:09.911 --> 49:11.094
- What? What is it?
- Oh!
49:11.126 --> 49:13.014
Antwan. What else?
49:13.046 --> 49:15.383
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
49:15.415 --> 49:17.686
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
49:17.718 --> 49:19.159
I think he's lying
about Free City 1.
49:19.191 --> 49:20.407
What are you talking about?
49:20.439 --> 49:23.863
Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
49:23.895 --> 49:26.199
I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
49:26.231 --> 49:27.606
Free City 2
is not an update...
49:27.638 --> 49:29.111
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.
49:29.143 --> 49:30.711
So when Free City 2
launches on Monday...
49:30.743 --> 49:34.102
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our
code, everything will be deleted.
49:34.134 --> 49:35.767
He can't do that.
49:35.799 --> 49:38.806
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
49:42.167 --> 49:43.255
We're screwed.
49:43.991 --> 49:45.718
Maybe not.
49:45.750 --> 49:47.895
If we can find our
original build in the game,
49:47.927 --> 49:50.646
it'll prove that Antwan used our
code without properly licensing it.
49:50.679 --> 49:53.015
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
49:53.047 --> 49:54.294
We have 48 hours.
49:54.326 --> 49:55.895
I've looked, Keys.
You know I have.
49:55.927 --> 49:57.110
I know you have.
49:57.142 --> 49:59.607
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
49:59.639 --> 50:01.078
maybe he can help?
50:01.110 --> 50:03.351
That would mean
I'd have to tell him.
50:03.383 --> 50:06.327
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
50:07.575 --> 50:09.463
His whole world's
about to end.
50:09.495 --> 50:11.702
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
50:13.654 --> 50:15.831
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
50:15.863 --> 50:17.879
- You got it.
- Guy?
50:17.911 --> 50:19.158
Hey! Hi!
50:19.190 --> 50:20.663
Guy, we need to talk.
50:20.695 --> 50:23.351
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
50:23.383 --> 50:24.375
British.
50:24.407 --> 50:26.870
I think I know an Australian
accent when I see one.
50:26.902 --> 50:28.407
I turned off
the accent filter.
50:29.718 --> 50:30.934
This is me.
50:31.287 --> 50:32.311
Good.
50:32.343 --> 50:34.423
Look, I have to tell you
something really important.
50:34.455 --> 50:35.702
Are you married?
50:35.734 --> 50:36.534
No.
50:36.566 --> 50:39.767
Oh, God.
50:39.799 --> 50:41.783
That would have been like
the worst thing ever.
50:41.815 --> 50:43.639
Maybe not the worst thing.
50:43.959 --> 50:45.078
Huh.
50:45.110 --> 50:46.743
I have to show you something.
50:47.863 --> 50:49.014
Okay.
50:54.135 --> 50:54.999
Wow!
50:55.031 --> 50:57.015
I always wondered
what was in here.
50:57.047 --> 50:59.351
Tune in to the Kill Cam
50:59.383 --> 51:00.791
for more of today's highlights
51:00.823 --> 51:04.823
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
51:04.855 --> 51:06.390
Has anyone
seen my cat?
51:06.422 --> 51:10.966
Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
51:10.998 --> 51:14.615
And there's Joe! He's
my friend, I know that guy.
51:14.647 --> 51:16.567
I don't get it.
What is this place?
51:16.599 --> 51:21.015
There is no easy way to say
this, but this city is a game.
51:21.047 --> 51:23.446
There's no easy way to say
this, I know it's a game.
51:23.478 --> 51:25.303
You taught me how to play it.
Boop-boop.
51:25.335 --> 51:26.679
Yes,
you're right, I did.
51:26.711 --> 51:30.390
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
51:30.423 --> 51:33.719
It's a video game.
And that's all it is.
51:33.751 --> 51:36.599
So the entire world is a game?
51:36.631 --> 51:37.687
Yes.
51:37.719 --> 51:39.607
And we're all just
players in the game?
51:39.639 --> 51:41.813
Not exactly.
51:42.710 --> 51:44.151
I'm a player.
51:44.183 --> 51:47.670
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
51:47.703 --> 51:49.366
But you only exist here.
51:49.398 --> 51:52.055
It's why you can
never leave Free City.
51:52.087 --> 51:53.911
You're what we call an NPC.
51:53.942 --> 51:55.126
NPC.
51:55.158 --> 51:58.070
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
51:58.102 --> 51:59.319
they called me that.
What is an NPC?
51:59.350 --> 52:00.727
- Let's take...
- Just watch.
52:00.759 --> 52:02.167
...another look
at that leaderboard.
52:02.199 --> 52:03.415
Everybody
get down on the ground!
52:03.447 --> 52:04.853
Nobody try to be a hero.
52:04.886 --> 52:06.327
This will all be over soon.
52:06.359 --> 52:07.543
I don't understand.
52:07.575 --> 52:09.847
You're a
non-player character.
52:09.879 --> 52:12.182
- Non...
- A background person.
52:12.215 --> 52:15.511
Someone designed to make the
game more fun for real people.
52:15.543 --> 52:17.655
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
52:17.687 --> 52:18.967
I wanna make sure
I'm getting this straight.
52:18.999 --> 52:21.046
I just wanna fully
understand here.
52:21.078 --> 52:23.511
So, I'm fake?
52:23.543 --> 52:26.838
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
52:26.870 --> 52:30.871
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
52:30.903 --> 52:34.135
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
52:34.166 --> 52:37.366
You only think that because
it's in your programming.
52:43.319 --> 52:45.335
Guy, I need
you to listen to me.
52:45.367 --> 52:48.086
In two days,
the game is gonna shut down. For good.
52:48.119 --> 52:50.711
When this sequel launches,
this whole city,
52:50.743 --> 52:53.015
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
52:53.047 --> 52:54.455
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
52:54.487 --> 52:57.431
My whole life, I felt like
there had to be something more.
52:57.463 --> 52:59.573
And then I saw you.
52:59.607 --> 53:02.615
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
53:03.511 --> 53:05.911
And for a second,
I felt amazing.
53:05.942 --> 53:07.766
- I know.
- Except you don't know.
53:07.799 --> 53:10.583
Because we're not the same.
53:10.615 --> 53:12.119
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
53:12.151 --> 53:14.327
We're not the same.
53:14.359 --> 53:15.830
You're real.
53:16.535 --> 53:18.167
And I'm what? I'm what?
53:21.910 --> 53:22.999
You're not.
53:26.102 --> 53:27.926
You're not.
53:27.959 --> 53:31.543
Well, I may not be real,
but for a second there...
53:31.575 --> 53:33.367
I felt pretty alive.
54:32.631 --> 54:35.734
It's all a lie!
54:40.790 --> 54:42.775
Have the quarterly
reports on my desk by Friday.
54:42.806 --> 54:45.334
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
54:45.367 --> 54:47.383
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
54:47.415 --> 54:48.566
Until it crushes your soul.
54:48.599 --> 54:51.958
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
54:51.991 --> 54:53.911
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
54:53.943 --> 54:57.814
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
54:57.847 --> 55:00.086
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
55:00.119 --> 55:03.383
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
55:03.414 --> 55:05.623
They don't have
thumbs, Phyllis.
55:06.135 --> 55:07.670
No thumbs!
55:07.703 --> 55:11.254
Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?
55:11.287 --> 55:15.639
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
55:15.671 --> 55:18.455
That building, that's fake!
This street...
55:18.486 --> 55:19.959
It's fake!
55:19.990 --> 55:21.047
That car...
55:27.159 --> 55:28.343
Officer Johnny!
55:28.374 --> 55:30.166
Have a good one, Guy.
55:37.686 --> 55:39.190
Oh, hey, uh...
55:40.599 --> 55:41.814
Come in.
55:51.318 --> 55:52.759
Here you go.
55:52.790 --> 55:53.750
Thank you.
55:54.806 --> 55:55.926
Buddy,
55:55.959 --> 56:01.174
what would you do if you found
out that you weren't real?
56:02.486 --> 56:03.542
What do you mean?
56:04.214 --> 56:05.270
Pretend with me.
56:05.303 --> 56:06.807
Okay, so...
56:06.838 --> 56:08.694
Can I pretend
I'm a ghost?
56:10.039 --> 56:11.126
Sure.
56:11.159 --> 56:14.327
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?
56:14.358 --> 56:15.478
Like, do I have
a funeral outfit on?
56:15.511 --> 56:17.142
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.
56:17.176 --> 56:18.487
...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
56:18.519 --> 56:20.439
Let's move on
from the concept, okay?
56:20.951 --> 56:22.871
Got it.
56:22.902 --> 56:25.878
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
56:25.911 --> 56:27.479
- but I get it.
- Yeah.
56:27.511 --> 56:31.894
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
56:32.791 --> 56:36.376
I say, okay, so
what if I'm not real?
56:36.407 --> 56:38.327
I'm sorry. "So what?"
56:38.358 --> 56:39.351
Yeah. So what?
56:39.382 --> 56:41.238
But if
you're not real,
56:41.271 --> 56:43.735
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
56:43.766 --> 56:46.646
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
56:46.679 --> 56:50.423
with my best friend, trying to
help him get through a tough time.
56:50.455 --> 56:54.999
Right? And even if I'm not
real, this moment is.
56:56.087 --> 57:01.046
Right here, right now.
This moment is real.
57:01.079 --> 57:04.855
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
57:04.886 --> 57:09.655
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
57:12.151 --> 57:14.582
Do you know the
other security guards?
57:14.615 --> 57:16.087
I know 'em all. Why?
57:16.727 --> 57:18.390
Hey, Buddy...
57:18.422 --> 57:20.342
let's not have
a good day...
57:21.496 --> 57:22.967
let's have a great day.
57:24.312 --> 57:25.591
Guy, what are
we doin' here?
57:25.623 --> 57:28.183
We're here to get a video
clip for my friend Millie.
57:28.216 --> 57:29.846
Does this look intimidating?
57:29.879 --> 57:32.182
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
57:39.542 --> 57:41.656
You have
something I want.
57:41.687 --> 57:43.415
And you're gonna hand it over.
57:45.527 --> 57:46.870
How'd you get in here?
57:46.903 --> 57:49.015
Easy. I know
your security guard.
57:49.687 --> 57:50.743
Jimmy?
57:50.774 --> 57:51.767
His name is Luigi.
57:51.799 --> 57:53.494
So if you took some time
to learn his name...
57:53.527 --> 57:55.254
maybe he wouldn't
turn on you so quick.
57:55.287 --> 57:58.936
I need a video clip, and
you're gonna give it to me.
57:58.966 --> 58:00.662
Wait a minute, are you...
58:01.590 --> 58:02.743
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
58:02.776 --> 58:04.214
Yeah, maybe.
58:04.247 --> 58:06.807
Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
58:06.838 --> 58:07.927
- Yeah.
- I love you.
58:07.958 --> 58:09.432
- You do?
- I mean...
58:09.463 --> 58:10.774
I'm like a fan.
You're awesome.
58:10.807 --> 58:12.086
You can have
anything you want.
58:12.119 --> 58:13.079
Wait, hold on one second.
58:13.110 --> 58:15.160
Gamers, listen up, this is
Revenjamin Buttons here.
58:15.192 --> 58:16.471
I'm here with Guy.
58:16.503 --> 58:18.870
The Guy, he's in my stash
house, and he's here to rob me.
58:18.902 --> 58:19.960
Can I get a little...
58:19.992 --> 58:23.062
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?
58:23.094 --> 58:24.727
Perfect. All right,
so what's happening is...
58:24.760 --> 58:26.263
Guy's looking for a clip...
58:26.294 --> 58:29.014
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
58:30.678 --> 58:32.214
Who are you talking to?
58:33.526 --> 58:34.870
I'm sorry.
58:34.903 --> 58:38.070
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
58:38.102 --> 58:39.095
Right?
58:39.127 --> 58:41.527
You're good.
Oh, anyway...
58:41.558 --> 58:44.920
And you, you tried to steal it
from me with that Molotov chick.
58:44.952 --> 58:46.038
Her name's Millie.
58:46.071 --> 58:48.183
- Yeah. Wait, who?
- Millie.
58:48.214 --> 58:49.846
I think
it's going really well.
58:49.878 --> 58:52.822
I know. This is literally the first
time I took my gun out the holster.
58:52.854 --> 58:54.359
Totally. Right?
58:54.390 --> 58:57.431
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
58:57.463 --> 58:58.934
And I never found it again.
58:58.967 --> 59:00.567
So I'm the only one that ever
saw what was on the other side.
59:00.598 --> 59:02.039
But it's all here,
check it out.
59:02.070 --> 59:04.663
It's pretty cool actually.
It's like a whole other world.
59:04.694 --> 59:06.870
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.
59:06.902 --> 59:10.231
Can you do one,
single, just one solid for me?
59:10.262 --> 59:11.670
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.
59:11.702 --> 59:13.334
Just say my catchphrase.
59:13.367 --> 59:14.967
My viewers will just banana cream sandwich
all over themselves if you say it.
59:14.998 --> 59:16.726
I love banana
cream sandwiches.
59:16.758 --> 59:17.782
Maybe not this
banana cream sandwich.
59:17.814 --> 59:19.254
Yeah, this one.
59:19.286 --> 59:20.983
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just
say, "You know what time it is?"
59:21.014 --> 59:23.320
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
59:23.351 --> 59:24.406
You know what time it is?
59:24.438 --> 59:25.494
You know what time it is?
59:25.527 --> 59:26.678
You know
what time it is?
59:26.710 --> 59:28.120
You know
what time it is?
59:28.151 --> 59:29.623
You know
what time it is?
59:29.654 --> 59:31.830
It's crime o'clock,
baby. Yeah.
59:31.863 --> 59:32.920
It's crime o'cl...
59:32.951 --> 59:34.198
But, no, I can't
say that. That's...
59:34.231 --> 59:36.214
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
59:36.247 --> 59:38.134
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.
59:38.167 --> 59:40.087
It's crime o'cl...
Mom!
59:40.118 --> 59:41.591
Mom! Are you
serious with the...
59:41.623 --> 59:42.871
vacuum right now?
59:42.902 --> 59:44.983
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my...
59:45.014 --> 59:46.486
catchphrase!
Everybody's watching!
59:46.518 --> 59:47.671
- God!
- You're 22,
59:47.702 --> 59:49.336
living in my house,
there is no God!
59:49.366 --> 59:50.422
Sorry, Guy.
59:50.454 --> 59:53.462
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
59:53.494 --> 59:55.191
No, no, no! No,
you gotta kill me.
59:55.222 --> 59:57.016
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
59:57.046 --> 59:59.287
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!
59:59.318 --> 01:00:01.463
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
01:00:01.494 --> 01:00:03.703
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
01:00:03.736 --> 01:00:05.174
What? What'd you say?
01:00:07.702 --> 01:00:08.887
That's deep.
01:00:08.918 --> 01:00:09.847
No, it's not.
01:00:09.878 --> 01:00:11.094
That's like I can
taste you, deep.
01:00:11.126 --> 01:00:14.870
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
01:00:14.903 --> 01:00:15.926
I know what you want.
01:00:15.959 --> 01:00:17.016
I don't want that.
01:00:17.047 --> 01:00:18.071
Yeah, you do.
01:00:18.103 --> 01:00:19.254
That's touching.
01:00:19.287 --> 01:00:20.534
- They're touching.
- Yeah.
01:00:21.016 --> 01:00:22.262
I know what you want.
01:00:22.294 --> 01:00:23.574
Yes, I do.
01:00:23.606 --> 01:00:26.134
You want a little bit
of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
01:00:26.167 --> 01:00:27.894
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
01:00:27.927 --> 01:00:29.782
The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
01:00:29.814 --> 01:00:31.063
What about a little
Thanos Glove...
01:00:31.094 --> 01:00:34.711
into a little bit
of Thanos Snap?
01:00:34.742 --> 01:00:36.566
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.
01:00:36.598 --> 01:00:37.783
A little Sunday Drive.
01:00:37.814 --> 01:00:39.478
You have
a beautiful home.
01:00:39.511 --> 01:00:42.743
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- Bye, Mr. Buttons.
01:00:42.774 --> 01:00:45.271
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
01:00:45.302 --> 01:00:47.287
Mom!
Do not touch that sock!
01:00:47.318 --> 01:00:49.046
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock...
01:00:49.078 --> 01:00:51.094
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
01:00:51.127 --> 01:00:54.360
No! That's my special sock!
Put it down!
01:00:59.191 --> 01:01:00.887
Millie, please.
01:01:00.918 --> 01:01:03.256
Please wake up from
your standing coma.
01:01:03.286 --> 01:01:05.590
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
01:01:05.623 --> 01:01:07.638
and you can come
and go, but to me...
01:01:07.670 --> 01:01:10.166
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
01:01:10.198 --> 01:01:12.247
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that...
01:01:12.278 --> 01:01:14.776
but you gotta wake up, please.
01:01:14.838 --> 01:01:16.535
Millie, I'm sorry
for running away.
01:01:16.567 --> 01:01:18.230
Guy?
01:01:19.190 --> 01:01:21.303
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
01:01:21.335 --> 01:01:22.486
I know, I know.
01:01:22.518 --> 01:01:24.120
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:01:24.151 --> 01:01:26.518
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
01:01:26.551 --> 01:01:28.471
We're done with that.
01:01:30.040 --> 01:01:31.191
I got you a present.
01:01:32.214 --> 01:01:33.527
I didn't have time to wrap it.
01:01:34.583 --> 01:01:35.607
What?
01:01:43.576 --> 01:01:46.551
They say over a
billion NPCs are killed every year.
01:01:46.582 --> 01:01:51.000
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
01:01:51.031 --> 01:01:54.391
I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
01:01:54.422 --> 01:01:56.056
when I was bored, you know?
01:01:56.086 --> 01:01:59.318
And then, I'd
teabag 'em a little bit.
01:01:59.350 --> 01:02:02.102
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
01:02:02.134 --> 01:02:04.054
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
01:02:04.087 --> 01:02:05.718
about NPCs and
how I play the game.
01:02:05.751 --> 01:02:09.847
The game wasn't even made for someone
like this, for a player to be a good guy.
01:02:09.878 --> 01:02:11.927
He's also a really cute guy.
01:02:11.958 --> 01:02:13.878
And not just the face, you know,
like the whole thing.
01:02:13.910 --> 01:02:15.830
And, honestly,
it's got me realizing...
01:02:15.864 --> 01:02:18.454
maybe we've been thinking about
NPCs wrong this whole time.
01:02:18.487 --> 01:02:20.407
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
01:02:20.438 --> 01:02:22.231
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
01:02:22.262 --> 01:02:24.567
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:26.711
Like, he reminds us
of what's possible.
01:02:26.743 --> 01:02:28.054
Also, he's like crazy hot.
01:02:28.087 --> 01:02:31.062
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
01:02:31.094 --> 01:02:32.536
We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
01:02:32.566 --> 01:02:33.814
Maybe we just
stop the killing.
01:02:33.847 --> 01:02:36.280
He's dead! You hear me?
01:02:36.311 --> 01:02:37.814
The guy, put him up here.
01:02:37.847 --> 01:02:40.246
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
01:02:40.278 --> 01:02:43.863
Make me see him. There he is.
01:02:43.895 --> 01:02:46.327
Yes. There he is,
the little do-gooder.
01:02:46.358 --> 01:02:47.800
I thought
you liked Blue Shirt.
01:02:47.831 --> 01:02:49.495
Don't say words to me!
01:02:49.527 --> 01:02:52.631
People are so busy watching this
loser on Twitch and YouTube.
01:02:52.663 --> 01:02:53.718
You know what
they're not doing, guys?
01:02:53.750 --> 01:02:55.030
Buying Free City 2.
01:02:55.062 --> 01:02:57.175
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
01:02:57.207 --> 01:02:58.870
60. That's bad.
01:02:58.902 --> 01:03:01.494
Oh, we are 48 hours
from launch.
01:03:02.167 --> 01:03:03.734
Yeah, he's gone viral.
01:03:03.767 --> 01:03:06.839
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
01:03:07.639 --> 01:03:10.038
Inoperable!
01:03:10.070 --> 01:03:11.350
You know,
this whole good guy routine...
01:03:11.382 --> 01:03:14.198
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
01:03:14.230 --> 01:03:16.695
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
01:03:16.726 --> 01:03:17.878
You can't.
01:03:18.487 --> 01:03:19.543
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
01:03:19.575 --> 01:03:20.886
You can't.
01:03:20.918 --> 01:03:21.942
Why not?
01:03:21.974 --> 01:03:24.566
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
01:03:24.598 --> 01:03:26.358
You're tryin' to tell me
that all this shit
01:03:26.390 --> 01:03:28.438
about a self-aware
NPC is real?
01:03:28.471 --> 01:03:31.607
Yeah. I don't know how or
why, but he's real.
01:03:32.502 --> 01:03:34.551
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
01:03:36.918 --> 01:03:38.902
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:03:38.934 --> 01:03:41.142
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
01:03:42.678 --> 01:03:44.088
And kip-up!
01:03:47.478 --> 01:03:48.854
So we can't kick him
out of the game.
01:03:48.888 --> 01:03:51.895
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.
01:03:51.927 --> 01:03:53.494
Hit me. Ideas.
01:03:53.526 --> 01:03:55.095
You could
just reboot the server.
01:03:55.158 --> 01:03:56.118
Keep talking.
01:03:56.150 --> 01:03:57.591
If we reboot the server...
01:03:57.623 --> 01:04:00.727
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
01:04:00.760 --> 01:04:02.806
- Solution.
- Antwan.
01:04:02.838 --> 01:04:04.214
Antwan, you're talking
about terminating...
01:04:04.248 --> 01:04:05.942
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
01:04:05.974 --> 01:04:07.062
life-form right now, okay?
01:04:07.095 --> 01:04:08.791
Honey, honey.
Shush.
01:04:09.526 --> 01:04:10.902
He's losing me money.
01:04:10.935 --> 01:04:14.263
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.
01:04:14.295 --> 01:04:15.735
Terminate him. Reboot.
01:04:15.768 --> 01:04:17.655
- On it.
- You can't do that.
01:04:17.688 --> 01:04:18.648
Reboot!
01:04:27.830 --> 01:04:30.838
Order
up and drown your bloodlust...
01:04:30.871 --> 01:04:33.431
with a tall glass
of murder juice.
01:04:33.463 --> 01:04:35.446
Here's this week's highlights.
01:04:35.478 --> 01:04:37.654
He's very expressive
with his body.
01:04:37.686 --> 01:04:38.582
Clearly.
01:04:38.614 --> 01:04:39.768
What is that?
01:04:39.799 --> 01:04:41.238
It's a whole new
world over there.
01:04:41.270 --> 01:04:42.775
Some kinda paradise and shit.
01:04:42.807 --> 01:04:44.150
Oh, my God, that's it.
01:04:44.182 --> 01:04:48.439
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
01:04:48.471 --> 01:04:50.679
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
01:04:50.711 --> 01:04:52.215
I've seen this place.
01:04:52.248 --> 01:04:53.495
What?
01:04:58.968 --> 01:05:00.215
Yeah.
01:05:00.247 --> 01:05:02.039
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?
01:05:06.198 --> 01:05:08.214
Millie? Millie?
01:05:51.350 --> 01:05:53.526
We're dark.
Free City is offline.
01:06:00.791 --> 01:06:02.775
What is happening?
01:06:07.415 --> 01:06:08.886
Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
01:06:09.303 --> 01:06:11.159
No, no, no.
01:06:29.014 --> 01:06:30.359
It's okay. Come on.
01:06:35.863 --> 01:06:37.590
Come on.
01:06:37.622 --> 01:06:40.023
Come on, come on, come on.
01:06:45.206 --> 01:06:46.743
Good morning, Goldie.
01:06:51.030 --> 01:06:53.623
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
01:06:53.655 --> 01:06:55.479
mixed with late
afternoon stabbings...
01:06:55.511 --> 01:06:57.271
could leave you in the streets
wet with the blood of innocents...
01:06:57.302 --> 01:06:59.095
by early Tuesday night.
01:06:59.127 --> 01:07:01.975
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
01:07:02.007 --> 01:07:03.478
Nobody knows.
01:07:03.510 --> 01:07:05.206
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
01:07:05.238 --> 01:07:06.390
Guy, can we talk?
01:07:06.422 --> 01:07:07.671
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
01:07:07.703 --> 01:07:08.503
I don't know. Keep walking.
01:07:08.535 --> 01:07:10.038
Come on, Guy!
You know me.
01:07:10.070 --> 01:07:11.990
You know this.
01:07:12.022 --> 01:07:13.815
You said this clip showed
a place you'd seen before.
01:07:13.846 --> 01:07:15.479
I need to know where.
01:07:15.511 --> 01:07:17.271
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
01:07:17.303 --> 01:07:20.758
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
01:07:20.790 --> 01:07:24.119
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
01:07:24.151 --> 01:07:25.558
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
01:07:25.590 --> 01:07:27.478
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
01:07:27.510 --> 01:07:28.759
- Have you been?
- Yes.
01:07:28.791 --> 01:07:30.103
We had bubble gum ice cream.
01:07:30.135 --> 01:07:32.887
OMG, I love
bubble gum ice cream!
01:07:32.919 --> 01:07:34.295
He loves the
bubble gum ice cream.
01:07:34.327 --> 01:07:36.407
Yes, I know. We had it
together, remember?
01:07:37.559 --> 01:07:39.926
Please, Guy,
you're all I've got.
01:07:43.733 --> 01:07:47.319
I'm sorry, lady. I think
you have the wrong guy.
01:07:47.351 --> 01:07:49.847
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
01:08:03.255 --> 01:08:04.247
Hello?
01:08:04.279 --> 01:08:05.911
I might've found something.
01:08:05.943 --> 01:08:08.566
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there...
01:08:08.598 --> 01:08:10.582
even now, after the wipe.
01:08:10.613 --> 01:08:12.182
What's the point?
01:08:12.215 --> 01:08:14.390
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle.
We can't replicate that.
01:08:14.422 --> 01:08:15.991
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
01:08:16.022 --> 01:08:18.679
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
01:08:18.711 --> 01:08:21.591
A reboot, it doesn't
erase his AI coding...
01:08:21.622 --> 01:08:23.767
you literally would have to
destroy the servers to do that.
01:08:23.799 --> 01:08:26.295
His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
01:08:26.327 --> 01:08:28.535
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
01:08:28.567 --> 01:08:30.710
Just look at the
trace log I sent you.
01:08:30.742 --> 01:08:32.341
It'll explain everything.
01:08:45.430 --> 01:08:47.029
Now, from the beginning...
01:08:47.062 --> 01:08:49.751
Guy's behavior is much more
complex than it should be,
01:08:49.783 --> 01:08:51.671
thanks to our code.
01:08:51.703 --> 01:08:55.158
But he's still stuck in Free City.
He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
01:08:55.191 --> 01:08:59.095
And then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
01:08:59.126 --> 01:09:01.303
And then I remembered.
01:09:01.335 --> 01:09:04.470
One of the characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
01:09:04.502 --> 01:09:08.439
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
01:09:08.470 --> 01:09:10.679
It was essentially the building
blocks of the character.
01:09:10.711 --> 01:09:14.837
But he never stopped hoping that he
would meet "the girl of his dreams."
01:09:14.870 --> 01:09:16.756
So I had to base this girl
off of someone...
01:09:16.790 --> 01:09:20.215
and who better than the person that
I was sitting next to every day?
01:09:20.246 --> 01:09:21.301
You.
01:09:21.335 --> 01:09:22.839
But then, one day...
01:09:22.870 --> 01:09:25.366
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you...
01:09:25.397 --> 01:09:26.774
he can never be the same.
01:09:26.807 --> 01:09:30.550
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive...
01:09:30.582 --> 01:09:33.367
until eventually, he is alive.
01:09:34.551 --> 01:09:36.470
You changed him, Millie.
01:09:36.502 --> 01:09:40.854
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
01:09:40.886 --> 01:09:43.158
You brought him
to life, Millie.
01:09:44.215 --> 01:09:46.071
You brought him to life.
01:09:46.103 --> 01:09:48.502
And he was alive because
he met the one person...
01:09:50.167 --> 01:09:51.479
Don't have a good day...
01:09:52.277 --> 01:09:53.622
have a great day.
01:09:53.654 --> 01:09:55.031
Thank you.
01:09:55.062 --> 01:09:56.503
Take care.
01:09:56.535 --> 01:09:58.102
Everybody down on the ground!
01:09:58.134 --> 01:10:00.566
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
01:10:00.599 --> 01:10:01.622
Okay.
01:10:01.655 --> 01:10:03.223
Everybody
except you.
01:10:06.582 --> 01:10:08.311
Door, door, door. I got it.
01:10:08.342 --> 01:10:09.590
Please,
I have a goldfish.
01:10:09.623 --> 01:10:10.903
Look, I don't have long.
01:10:10.935 --> 01:10:12.919
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
01:10:12.950 --> 01:10:14.743
Badges? Is that like a
Girl Scout thing? What is that?
01:10:14.775 --> 01:10:15.926
There is something
inside you, Guy.
01:10:15.959 --> 01:10:17.237
What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
01:10:17.270 --> 01:10:18.679
They stuck you
in that bank and...
01:10:18.710 --> 01:10:19.799
- expected you to just follow the rules...
- I love the bank.
01:10:19.831 --> 01:10:20.919
...and do the same
thing every day.
01:10:20.951 --> 01:10:21.942
You are so much
more than that.
01:10:21.975 --> 01:10:23.030
I don't wanna be
more than that.
01:10:23.063 --> 01:10:24.631
No, and I need you
to remember it.
01:10:24.662 --> 01:10:26.806
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
01:10:26.837 --> 01:10:28.054
Put these on.
01:10:28.087 --> 01:10:29.335
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
01:10:29.366 --> 01:10:31.637
True. The choice is totally yours.
01:10:31.671 --> 01:10:33.399
Okay. Okay. Fine.
01:10:37.975 --> 01:10:39.830
What is that?
01:10:39.863 --> 01:10:41.783
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
01:10:41.815 --> 01:10:42.647
Listen carefully.
01:10:42.679 --> 01:10:45.463
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
01:10:45.495 --> 01:10:47.862
it's all gonna
disappear for good.
01:10:47.895 --> 01:10:49.303
Can you please
just let me go?
01:10:49.335 --> 01:10:50.903
I mean, I haven't really
even seen your face.
01:10:50.934 --> 01:10:52.183
I mean, I've seen
the general area,
01:10:52.215 --> 01:10:53.878
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
01:10:53.911 --> 01:10:55.382
Not really good
with words in general.
01:10:56.439 --> 01:10:58.007
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!
01:11:34.487 --> 01:11:35.543
I remember.
01:11:36.566 --> 01:11:38.455
Welcome back.
01:11:38.486 --> 01:11:41.335
No. I remember everything.
01:11:42.199 --> 01:11:43.734
Come with me.
01:11:43.767 --> 01:11:46.870
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
01:11:50.039 --> 01:11:51.670
Do you see that?
01:11:51.703 --> 01:11:53.207
Right there.
01:11:53.687 --> 01:11:55.158
Oh, my God.
01:11:56.311 --> 01:11:57.782
Oh, my God!
01:11:57.815 --> 01:12:01.303
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
01:12:01.334 --> 01:12:04.375
but he forgot to scrub
the reflections.
01:12:04.406 --> 01:12:07.127
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
01:12:07.159 --> 01:12:08.919
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
01:12:08.950 --> 01:12:11.894
You can't go past
the water line. I tried.
01:12:11.927 --> 01:12:13.847
We need help.
01:12:13.879 --> 01:12:15.863
Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
01:12:15.895 --> 01:12:18.102
in the one place no one
can even get to.
01:12:18.136 --> 01:12:19.383
I can't even believe
01:12:19.414 --> 01:12:20.182
he's smart enough
to be this diabolical.
01:12:20.214 --> 01:12:21.655
Keys, I need you to focus.
01:12:21.686 --> 01:12:25.207
Okay. So, the reflection shows the
build past the southern horizon.
01:12:25.239 --> 01:12:27.319
But the game physics won't
allow you past the beach.
01:12:27.350 --> 01:12:29.943
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
01:12:29.974 --> 01:12:31.286
We're gonna
need a bridge.
01:12:31.319 --> 01:12:33.399
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
01:12:33.431 --> 01:12:34.743
And, Millie?
01:12:35.126 --> 01:12:36.376
Be careful.
01:12:36.407 --> 01:12:38.166
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
01:12:38.199 --> 01:12:41.015
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
01:12:41.046 --> 01:12:42.519
You're right.
01:12:42.550 --> 01:12:45.303
Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see...
01:12:45.334 --> 01:12:46.806
well, I have an idea.
01:12:46.839 --> 01:12:48.566
What if he has
nothing to throw?
01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:52.983
Everyone! Gather around!
01:12:54.422 --> 01:12:55.894
Thank you for coming.
01:12:56.536 --> 01:12:57.943
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
01:12:57.974 --> 01:12:59.511
Hi, Guy.
01:13:00.023 --> 01:13:01.623
Hi.
01:13:01.654 --> 01:13:04.534
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
01:13:05.238 --> 01:13:06.679
Really hard to understand.
01:13:08.311 --> 01:13:11.479
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
01:13:12.662 --> 01:13:14.423
Aren't you sick
of being shot at?
01:13:14.455 --> 01:13:15.446
Enough.
01:13:15.479 --> 01:13:16.951
- Taken hostage?
- No more.
01:13:16.983 --> 01:13:18.263
- Run over?
- We done with that.
01:13:18.295 --> 01:13:20.567
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
01:13:20.598 --> 01:13:22.135
We are tired of being stabbed!
01:13:22.166 --> 01:13:23.352
- Buddy!
- Sorry.
01:13:23.383 --> 01:13:24.950
What are you
trying to say, Guy?
01:13:24.983 --> 01:13:28.086
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
01:13:28.119 --> 01:13:29.207
Things can be different.
01:13:29.238 --> 01:13:30.423
Different how?
01:13:30.454 --> 01:13:34.007
- For starters, you can put your arms down.
- Yeah.
01:13:35.606 --> 01:13:38.327
There you go. You got it. Yeah.
01:13:38.359 --> 01:13:39.831
Keep pushing. There you go.
01:13:39.862 --> 01:13:40.854
Breathe through it.
There you go.
01:13:40.887 --> 01:13:41.943
Do it. Do it. Do it.
01:13:41.974 --> 01:13:43.512
No, not gonna happen.
Nope.
01:13:43.543 --> 01:13:44.823
That feels unnatural.
01:13:44.854 --> 01:13:47.030
I mean, what about when
someone runs in with a gun?
01:13:47.063 --> 01:13:49.336
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
01:13:49.367 --> 01:13:54.040
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
01:13:54.072 --> 01:13:55.478
- What?
- What?
01:13:55.510 --> 01:13:56.886
There's always
a guy with a gun.
01:13:56.920 --> 01:13:58.710
So many guys with guns.
01:13:58.742 --> 01:14:02.198
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
01:14:03.446 --> 01:14:05.047
What if we can change it?
01:14:05.078 --> 01:14:10.070
Millie! How many times a day are
the banks robbed in your world?
01:14:10.103 --> 01:14:11.255
Hardly ever, Guy.
01:14:11.286 --> 01:14:13.366
What about corpses, Millie?
01:14:13.398 --> 01:14:14.454
- What?
- You see a lot of those?
01:14:14.487 --> 01:14:15.990
How many an hour?
01:14:16.022 --> 01:14:17.398
None per hour, Guy.
01:14:17.431 --> 01:14:19.191
What about gun violence?
01:14:19.222 --> 01:14:20.822
See a lot of gun violence
in your world?
01:14:20.855 --> 01:14:24.247
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
It's a massive problem.
01:14:25.911 --> 01:14:26.967
I didn't see that coming.
01:14:26.998 --> 01:14:29.239
It's true. It really sucks.
01:14:29.270 --> 01:14:33.654
The point is, we don't have to
be spectators to our own lives.
01:14:34.360 --> 01:14:36.086
We can be whatever we want.
01:14:36.119 --> 01:14:37.783
We can't all be you, Guy.
01:14:37.814 --> 01:14:38.966
That's not true.
01:14:40.216 --> 01:14:43.414
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
01:14:43.447 --> 01:14:44.630
What?
01:14:44.663 --> 01:14:47.223
It's inside of each and
every one of you. You're growing.
01:14:47.254 --> 01:14:50.519
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
01:14:50.550 --> 01:14:51.542
A cappuccino.
01:14:51.576 --> 01:14:53.334
A goddamn difference
in the world.
01:14:53.366 --> 01:14:54.551
Much, much better.
01:14:54.583 --> 01:14:55.606
And a green tea boba.
01:14:55.638 --> 01:14:57.336
- Holy shit!
- That's right!
01:14:57.367 --> 01:14:58.742
You go, girl.
01:14:58.774 --> 01:14:59.894
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
01:14:59.927 --> 01:15:01.654
If I could just make it out
past that water...
01:15:01.687 --> 01:15:03.703
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
01:15:03.734 --> 01:15:05.750
Where we get to decide
who we wanna be.
01:15:05.783 --> 01:15:08.247
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
01:15:08.278 --> 01:15:10.071
We have to fight together.
01:15:10.102 --> 01:15:12.118
Yeah!
01:15:12.151 --> 01:15:14.582
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
01:15:14.616 --> 01:15:16.214
But that shit ends today.
01:15:16.247 --> 01:15:17.591
Yeah!
01:15:17.623 --> 01:15:19.350
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
01:15:19.383 --> 01:15:20.376
But I love it!
01:15:21.943 --> 01:15:23.190
I love it!
01:15:24.280 --> 01:15:25.398
I love it!
01:15:25.431 --> 01:15:27.127
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
01:15:27.160 --> 01:15:30.166
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
01:15:36.054 --> 01:15:37.783
Everybody get
down on the ground!
01:15:42.616 --> 01:15:43.798
Hello?
01:15:45.206 --> 01:15:47.063
Where the hell is everybody?
01:15:47.894 --> 01:15:49.398
Hello?
01:15:59.318 --> 01:16:01.334
Where are all the NPCs?
01:16:09.431 --> 01:16:12.343
Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
01:16:12.376 --> 01:16:14.454
I've never seen
anything like this.
01:16:14.487 --> 01:16:17.814
Up until recently, I don't even know if
I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
01:16:17.846 --> 01:16:20.791
And I don't know if this is
just some whack Reddit theory...
01:16:20.823 --> 01:16:24.663
but some people are saying that
Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
01:16:24.695 --> 01:16:27.446
- That he's actual AI.
- AI?
01:16:27.480 --> 01:16:30.806
Actual AI. You know, alive.
01:16:30.838 --> 01:16:33.047
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
01:16:33.078 --> 01:16:35.958
Antwan, if you're watching
this, please fix the game.
01:16:35.990 --> 01:16:38.422
- And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
- Oh, my God. My God!
01:16:38.454 --> 01:16:39.863
Antwan,
you should see this.
01:16:41.880 --> 01:16:45.174
And you, you tried to steal
it from me with that Molotov chick.
01:16:45.206 --> 01:16:46.390
- Her name's Millie.
- Who?
01:16:46.423 --> 01:16:47.350
Millie.
01:16:47.383 --> 01:16:50.327
Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
01:16:50.358 --> 01:16:52.982
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
01:16:53.014 --> 01:16:54.678
That's it. Come on, quicker.
01:16:54.711 --> 01:16:56.280
Yes, there he is.
01:16:56.311 --> 01:16:59.863
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
01:17:00.502 --> 01:17:03.191
AKA Millie Rusk.
01:17:03.223 --> 01:17:04.854
Millie Rusk? Isn't that
Keys' old partner?
01:17:04.887 --> 01:17:06.040
Yeah.
01:17:06.071 --> 01:17:08.086
Also the one who's trying to hit
me with this bogus lawsuit...
01:17:08.118 --> 01:17:10.550
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
01:17:10.583 --> 01:17:11.926
Boot Molotovgirl now.
01:17:11.958 --> 01:17:15.991
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I
can, but her account's spoofed.
01:17:16.022 --> 01:17:17.238
This woman is exceptional.
01:17:17.270 --> 01:17:18.646
Then kill her in the game.
01:17:18.678 --> 01:17:21.240
"What?" Yes,
I said that. Kill her.
01:17:21.271 --> 01:17:24.887
Throw everything at them,
all right? Five badges, G.
01:17:24.918 --> 01:17:26.486
Yeah, just one problem.
01:17:26.518 --> 01:17:27.960
We don't have anything.
01:17:27.991 --> 01:17:29.111
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
01:17:29.143 --> 01:17:30.583
We don't have any defenses.
01:17:30.614 --> 01:17:34.038
We don't have police,
military, no nothing.
01:17:34.071 --> 01:17:35.735
It's what I've been
trying to tell you.
01:17:35.767 --> 01:17:39.318
It's like every
NPC went on strike.
01:17:40.791 --> 01:17:43.190
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
01:17:43.223 --> 01:17:44.662
matcha latte with cinnamon!
01:17:44.694 --> 01:17:46.135
- That's me.
- Hey.
01:17:46.167 --> 01:17:47.542
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
01:17:47.574 --> 01:17:48.598
Cheers.
01:17:51.223 --> 01:17:52.887
Go get 'em, Guy!
01:17:54.391 --> 01:17:56.567
It's like a digital walkout.
01:17:56.951 --> 01:17:58.584
No, it's not.
01:17:58.615 --> 01:18:00.567
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
01:18:00.599 --> 01:18:02.838
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
01:18:02.871 --> 01:18:04.822
Turn off respawn,
kill them dead, now.
01:18:04.854 --> 01:18:07.319
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
01:18:07.351 --> 01:18:08.726
They'll freak out.
01:18:10.646 --> 01:18:12.918
I don't care.
01:18:12.950 --> 01:18:17.334
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
01:18:17.366 --> 01:18:18.422
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
01:18:18.454 --> 01:18:19.542
'cause you think
we're friends now...
01:18:19.574 --> 01:18:21.046
and we're in some sort
of gang together?
01:18:21.078 --> 01:18:23.030
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
01:18:23.062 --> 01:18:24.054
Cool, we're a team.
01:18:24.086 --> 01:18:25.078
We should come up
01:18:25.111 --> 01:18:26.230
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.
01:18:26.262 --> 01:18:27.926
- On three. One, two, three...
- One, two, three...
01:18:27.958 --> 01:18:29.974
Get back to work!
01:18:30.551 --> 01:18:31.990
Someone find me Keys!
01:18:36.215 --> 01:18:38.935
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
01:18:43.382 --> 01:18:45.591
Okay, that's not good.
01:18:46.936 --> 01:18:48.791
He knows where we're going.
01:18:54.295 --> 01:18:56.471
All right, I got him.
I got him. Don't worry.
01:18:56.503 --> 01:18:58.263
Want some four wheels
to the face?
01:18:58.295 --> 01:18:59.767
Take that. Boom!
01:19:02.839 --> 01:19:05.590
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
01:19:07.031 --> 01:19:08.182
Whoa!
01:19:15.798 --> 01:19:17.399
Here we go.
Y'all watching this?
01:19:17.431 --> 01:19:18.646
I'm about to end this fool.
01:19:20.694 --> 01:19:22.967
Come on, come on, come on.
01:19:22.999 --> 01:19:25.015
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
01:19:35.671 --> 01:19:39.703
God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?
01:19:39.735 --> 01:19:43.543
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
01:19:47.928 --> 01:19:48.888
Come on!
01:19:52.823 --> 01:19:53.879
Go, go, go!
01:20:08.854 --> 01:20:10.999
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
01:20:11.031 --> 01:20:12.280
Oh, sounds like you've
done everything possible.
01:20:12.311 --> 01:20:13.366
Time to give up?
You wanna give up?
01:20:13.398 --> 01:20:14.326
No, I'm sensing you
want me to keep looking.
01:20:14.358 --> 01:20:15.542
- Go.
- I'll be back.
01:20:15.574 --> 01:20:18.454
I have no idea where
these fools are running to.
01:20:18.486 --> 01:20:21.911
I do. Southern shore.
Hitman's Beach.
01:20:21.943 --> 01:20:24.214
Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
01:20:24.246 --> 01:20:26.998
Game physics won't even let
you get past the shoreline.
01:20:28.535 --> 01:20:30.646
Unless there is
something out there.
01:20:31.638 --> 01:20:33.526
Antwan, is there
something there?
01:20:34.678 --> 01:20:36.822
Screw it. Art nerds.
01:20:36.855 --> 01:20:38.135
Time for Dude.
01:20:38.167 --> 01:20:39.255
We're still working on him.
01:20:39.286 --> 01:20:41.590
I worked on him myself.
He's perfect.
01:20:41.623 --> 01:20:43.608
Drop in Dude now.
01:20:43.639 --> 01:20:45.334
Just do it. He's got,
like, half a brain...
01:20:45.366 --> 01:20:48.599
he's barely written,
but sure, start the upload.
01:20:55.830 --> 01:20:56.950
What are we
supposed to do now?
01:20:56.983 --> 01:21:00.055
Now Keys
finds us a bridge.
01:21:00.087 --> 01:21:03.031
Come to collect those
knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
01:21:04.663 --> 01:21:06.454
You've been helping Millie
Rusk this whole time.
01:21:06.486 --> 01:21:07.991
She's looking for your build.
01:21:08.023 --> 01:21:09.719
What build, Antwan?
01:21:09.751 --> 01:21:11.415
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
01:21:11.447 --> 01:21:12.759
And if you didn't
use our code...
01:21:12.791 --> 01:21:15.926
then how can our original
build be in the game, right?
01:21:15.958 --> 01:21:17.974
Or am I missing something?
01:21:19.606 --> 01:21:20.758
Leave us.
01:21:23.895 --> 01:21:27.414
Okay, Keys,
let's have a real talk.
01:21:27.446 --> 01:21:30.230
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
01:21:30.262 --> 01:21:31.639
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
01:21:31.671 --> 01:21:32.791
Yeah, I do know.
01:21:32.823 --> 01:21:35.543
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
01:21:35.575 --> 01:21:39.223
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
01:21:39.255 --> 01:21:41.782
What matters more
than numbers? Money?
01:21:41.814 --> 01:21:44.535
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
01:21:44.566 --> 01:21:46.071
Nothing matters
more than numbers!
01:21:46.103 --> 01:21:47.446
You should be thanking me!
01:21:47.478 --> 01:21:48.694
I should be thanking you?
01:21:48.726 --> 01:21:50.775
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
01:21:50.807 --> 01:21:52.855
You chose your side,
little Padawan.
01:21:52.887 --> 01:21:56.599
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
01:21:56.631 --> 01:21:57.591
You get me, bro?
01:21:58.423 --> 01:22:01.623
Yeah, I get you...
bro.
01:22:01.655 --> 01:22:04.086
Which leads me to this.
01:22:18.679 --> 01:22:19.831
Thanks, Keys.
01:22:24.182 --> 01:22:26.263
What the hell was that?
01:22:26.295 --> 01:22:28.886
Hey, Antwan,
things are getting hectic.
01:22:31.798 --> 01:22:34.550
Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
01:22:34.582 --> 01:22:36.694
You're obviously fired,
you know that.
01:22:36.727 --> 01:22:39.831
And you, what is she still
doing in the game, man?
01:22:39.863 --> 01:22:40.727
Boot everyone.
01:22:40.759 --> 01:22:43.031
Hold up. You want me
to boot all the players?
01:22:43.063 --> 01:22:44.887
Boot them out
of the game, now!
01:22:44.919 --> 01:22:46.583
Cancel every player account!
01:22:46.615 --> 01:22:48.215
And where the hell is Dude?
01:22:48.247 --> 01:22:51.095
Security! Kick this punk out.
01:22:56.598 --> 01:22:57.654
Guy!
01:22:57.686 --> 01:22:59.478
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.
01:22:59.510 --> 01:23:00.887
What's happening?
01:23:00.919 --> 01:23:01.815
It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.
01:23:01.847 --> 01:23:02.839
You gotta keep going.
01:23:02.871 --> 01:23:05.270
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
01:23:05.302 --> 01:23:06.871
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
01:23:06.902 --> 01:23:09.078
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
01:23:09.110 --> 01:23:11.479
You do that, Antwan is done.
01:23:11.511 --> 01:23:12.471
I'll make it.
01:23:16.343 --> 01:23:17.367
I'll make it.
01:23:18.455 --> 01:23:19.606
What the hell?
01:23:21.175 --> 01:23:22.710
What's going on?
01:24:00.535 --> 01:24:04.790
All right, let's all remember this
moment, before we were fired.
01:24:05.399 --> 01:24:06.519
Oh!
01:24:06.551 --> 01:24:07.895
Wow.
01:24:12.759 --> 01:24:13.879
Catchphrase.
01:24:13.911 --> 01:24:15.478
Catchphrase?
01:24:15.511 --> 01:24:16.982
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
01:24:17.015 --> 01:24:20.663
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
01:24:24.662 --> 01:24:25.973
Whoa.
01:24:26.966 --> 01:24:30.007
Get up, Guy. Get up.
01:24:42.007 --> 01:24:43.799
Oh, no, no, no.
01:24:47.926 --> 01:24:51.063
Guy, I came to save you.
01:24:52.886 --> 01:24:55.159
- Who is this?
- I don't know.
01:24:55.191 --> 01:24:56.311
He's glorious.
01:24:57.847 --> 01:24:59.287
I mean, he's just like you...
01:24:59.319 --> 01:25:00.790
but way better.
01:25:02.357 --> 01:25:04.567
Way, way better.
01:25:04.599 --> 01:25:06.391
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.
01:25:06.423 --> 01:25:07.735
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
01:25:07.766 --> 01:25:09.173
What do you mean you don't
think I should touch him?
01:25:09.207 --> 01:25:10.711
You don't mind this, do you?
01:25:10.742 --> 01:25:12.599
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
01:25:16.150 --> 01:25:18.487
Yeah, I think he's
gonna... hit you.
01:25:18.519 --> 01:25:19.543
He punches so hard.
01:25:19.575 --> 01:25:20.630
But yet his hands are so soft.
01:25:20.662 --> 01:25:22.007
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.
01:25:22.039 --> 01:25:24.182
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
01:25:24.215 --> 01:25:25.783
Whee!
01:25:25.815 --> 01:25:27.127
Ha-ha!
01:25:30.071 --> 01:25:31.351
Oh...
01:25:34.742 --> 01:25:37.014
No, no, no! No!
01:25:37.047 --> 01:25:39.766
Get up, Guy, get up!
01:25:40.406 --> 01:25:41.717
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
01:25:41.750 --> 01:25:42.903
I don't know
what that means.
01:25:45.399 --> 01:25:46.903
Come on, man. Get up!
01:25:46.935 --> 01:25:47.895
Get up.
01:25:48.951 --> 01:25:51.607
There are three things
I love in life.
01:25:51.639 --> 01:25:56.214
Kickin' ass, TBD,
third thing here.
01:26:00.054 --> 01:26:02.134
Oof! Oh, shit!
01:26:03.766 --> 01:26:05.366
Activate death blow.
01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:06.359
Bye, Guy.
01:26:10.807 --> 01:26:12.823
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
01:26:14.870 --> 01:26:15.670
Get up!
01:26:15.703 --> 01:26:18.359
Mom, he's coming in
with a death blow!
01:26:21.143 --> 01:26:22.263
Get up, Guy.
01:26:28.054 --> 01:26:29.079
Oh.
01:26:30.999 --> 01:26:32.759
What the shit?
01:26:39.895 --> 01:26:41.237
That was dope.
01:26:56.631 --> 01:26:58.262
- Hold on. Is that...
- That's a...
01:26:58.295 --> 01:27:01.366
Yes! That's a
lightsaber, Dude.
01:27:01.397 --> 01:27:02.870
Mm-hmm.
01:27:07.351 --> 01:27:09.399
- Is that a lightsaber?
- It is.
01:27:43.831 --> 01:27:44.791
Oh!
01:27:50.935 --> 01:27:51.991
Guy!
01:27:53.815 --> 01:27:55.254
Yes!
01:27:55.287 --> 01:27:57.975
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
01:28:17.846 --> 01:28:18.806
There you go.
01:28:19.510 --> 01:28:21.494
Do you see them
all now? Yeah?
01:28:21.527 --> 01:28:22.806
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?
01:28:22.839 --> 01:28:25.591
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
01:28:26.871 --> 01:28:28.535
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
01:28:28.566 --> 01:28:30.551
Just lots of little snacks.
01:28:33.718 --> 01:28:37.271
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
01:28:37.302 --> 01:28:39.031
Run free, better me.
01:28:40.216 --> 01:28:41.590
Let's go.
01:28:41.623 --> 01:28:43.031
Where are we going?
01:28:43.063 --> 01:28:44.983
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
01:28:45.016 --> 01:28:46.679
You wanna finish
this out with me?
01:28:46.710 --> 01:28:49.783
Look, I don't even know what's going
on, but hell yes, I'm with you.
01:28:49.816 --> 01:28:51.479
Ha-ha!
01:28:51.510 --> 01:28:53.207
Let's go!
01:29:17.270 --> 01:29:18.519
Antwan, come on, man.
01:29:18.552 --> 01:29:20.918
What are we doing here?
01:29:21.814 --> 01:29:23.447
Where are the servers
to Free City 1?
01:29:23.478 --> 01:29:26.487
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
01:29:26.518 --> 01:29:30.072
If they get past that horizon to the
build, I lose everything!
01:29:30.103 --> 01:29:31.447
Wait, so you did
steal their code.
01:29:31.478 --> 01:29:33.912
Welcome to
the conversation, genius.
01:29:33.943 --> 01:29:35.543
Now, where are
those servers?
01:29:35.575 --> 01:29:37.047
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
01:29:37.078 --> 01:29:38.455
All these? This one?
Right, this one?
01:29:38.486 --> 01:29:39.798
Yeah. How did you...
01:29:45.943 --> 01:29:46.903
Run.
01:29:51.543 --> 01:29:52.503
Antwan!
01:30:02.390 --> 01:30:03.383
Stop!
01:30:06.263 --> 01:30:07.512
Officer Johnny!
01:30:07.543 --> 01:30:08.887
- Come on!
- Come on!
01:30:11.830 --> 01:30:14.391
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
01:30:14.422 --> 01:30:15.447
I'm not gonna tell you.
01:30:15.478 --> 01:30:16.503
You're just
gonna destroy it.
01:30:16.534 --> 01:30:17.975
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
01:30:18.007 --> 01:30:21.174
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
01:30:21.207 --> 01:30:22.840
You didn't do shit.
01:30:22.872 --> 01:30:25.878
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
01:30:26.263 --> 01:30:27.287
Security!
01:30:27.319 --> 01:30:30.616
Please escort this former
employee off the premises.
01:30:30.646 --> 01:30:32.598
He can call you
by your real name.
01:30:51.223 --> 01:30:52.758
Guy!
01:30:52.791 --> 01:30:54.616
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!
01:30:54.646 --> 01:30:56.536
Go without me!
01:30:56.566 --> 01:30:58.711
I've been scared
my whole damn life.
01:31:00.150 --> 01:31:02.006
But I'm not scared anymore.
01:31:05.047 --> 01:31:06.327
I'm sorry.
01:31:06.902 --> 01:31:08.247
I'm not.
01:31:10.871 --> 01:31:12.918
It's been the
best day of my life.
01:31:13.526 --> 01:31:15.287
You get to that build.
01:31:16.600 --> 01:31:18.103
You show 'em we matter.
01:31:23.574 --> 01:31:28.087
That security guard right
there was a goddamn hero.
01:33:03.991 --> 01:33:06.903
You did it!
01:33:14.838 --> 01:33:16.535
Yes! Yes!
01:33:16.567 --> 01:33:18.934
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
01:33:20.311 --> 01:33:21.814
Antwan, stop!
01:33:22.456 --> 01:33:23.798
It's over.
01:33:25.910 --> 01:33:27.446
He made it.
01:33:27.478 --> 01:33:31.286
Got your game's original build
out there for everyone to see.
01:33:31.318 --> 01:33:33.111
Probably win
your lawsuit, huh?
01:33:33.655 --> 01:33:34.711
Looks likely.
01:33:34.743 --> 01:33:36.151
Cool.
01:33:36.182 --> 01:33:39.894
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
01:33:39.926 --> 01:33:42.551
Right here, I got
everything you care about.
01:33:42.583 --> 01:33:46.614
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends...
01:33:46.646 --> 01:33:48.983
including your
digital boyfriend.
01:33:49.814 --> 01:33:51.670
Last server.
01:33:51.702 --> 01:33:56.759
Look, I just want the world that
I built and the people in it.
01:33:56.791 --> 01:33:58.358
What's in it for Antwan?
01:33:58.390 --> 01:33:59.544
Everything else.
01:33:59.575 --> 01:34:01.302
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
01:34:01.334 --> 01:34:03.671
You have the rights to our
code, keep all the profits...
01:34:03.703 --> 01:34:05.718
just give me
what's left of Free City.
01:34:05.750 --> 01:34:07.670
Let me build my
own world from there.
01:34:07.702 --> 01:34:11.383
What about Free City 2?Free City 3?
01:34:11.416 --> 01:34:12.854
And all pursuant spin-offs?
01:34:12.887 --> 01:34:15.830
All yours.
Just put down the axe.
01:34:15.864 --> 01:34:18.391
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
01:34:18.422 --> 01:34:20.759
in the history of
dumb deals, right?
01:34:20.791 --> 01:34:23.094
I mean, you're talking about
giving up millions of dollars.
01:34:23.126 --> 01:34:25.111
Why would anyone do that?
01:34:25.142 --> 01:34:27.415
'Cause Keys and I
made something great.
01:34:29.367 --> 01:34:32.343
And I don't need money or
fame to prove that to myself.
01:34:32.375 --> 01:34:35.191
I'm done playing
your game, Antwan.
01:34:37.336 --> 01:34:39.542
It's time I played mine.
01:34:40.630 --> 01:34:41.815
Deal?
01:34:50.487 --> 01:34:52.696
Popping today
and not in a good way.
01:34:52.758 --> 01:34:55.127
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip...
01:34:55.158 --> 01:34:59.383
with numerous reports of bugs in
the code and lagging online play.
01:34:59.416 --> 01:35:01.654
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
01:35:01.687 --> 01:35:03.031
finds himself
in the crosshairs.
01:35:03.063 --> 01:35:04.374
Crosshairs.
01:35:04.406 --> 01:35:06.135
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
01:35:06.166 --> 01:35:07.510
We're too busy to gloat.
01:35:07.542 --> 01:35:09.334
I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
01:35:09.366 --> 01:35:11.191
Speaking of busy,
we just doubled
01:35:11.222 --> 01:35:13.367
the amount of unique
visitors we can handle.
01:35:13.399 --> 01:35:14.262
It's amazing.
01:35:14.294 --> 01:35:15.894
Who'd have thought
that so many people...
01:35:15.926 --> 01:35:18.838
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
01:35:19.287 --> 01:35:20.343
Hmm...
01:35:21.175 --> 01:35:22.199
Oh, yeah, we did.
01:35:22.231 --> 01:35:23.927
Yeah.
01:35:24.919 --> 01:35:27.734
You know,
you're pretty cute when you brag.
01:35:27.767 --> 01:35:28.791
Antwan out!
01:35:28.824 --> 01:35:30.486
Meanwhile,the game Free Life
01:35:30.518 --> 01:35:32.887
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
01:35:32.920 --> 01:35:36.182
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game...
01:35:36.214 --> 01:35:39.319
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy...
01:35:39.351 --> 01:35:42.487
and is now no longer in the
background, a digital friend.
01:35:42.520 --> 01:35:43.670
Uh, hey, Mills...
01:35:45.751 --> 01:35:48.087
Do you wanna come
grab a coffee with me?
01:35:48.119 --> 01:35:50.518
Actually, I'm gonna jump
back into the game.
01:35:52.120 --> 01:35:54.391
- Oh.
- Coffee?
01:35:54.422 --> 01:35:56.759
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
01:35:56.791 --> 01:35:58.294
I'll just, uh, grab you one.
01:35:58.775 --> 01:35:59.831
Oh, Keys, uh...
01:35:59.863 --> 01:36:01.495
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
01:36:01.527 --> 01:36:02.519
Yeah.
01:36:12.311 --> 01:36:14.614
Hi, Randy. Milton.
01:36:16.919 --> 01:36:18.582
Hmm.
01:36:18.615 --> 01:36:20.214
I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
01:36:21.462 --> 01:36:23.831
Yeah, life has
been pretty crazy lately.
01:36:23.863 --> 01:36:25.046
You should see it in here.
01:36:25.078 --> 01:36:27.351
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
01:36:27.383 --> 01:36:29.078
Wow.
01:36:31.383 --> 01:36:32.343
Hey, guys.
01:36:41.975 --> 01:36:43.863
Look, Guy...
01:36:43.895 --> 01:36:46.134
Wow, this is harder
than I thought.
01:36:46.711 --> 01:36:48.375
Then let me do it for you.
01:36:49.174 --> 01:36:50.551
Guy...
01:36:53.110 --> 01:36:56.311
you are dreamy.
01:36:57.782 --> 01:37:02.167
Your taste in blue shirts and
five-octave musical superstars...
01:37:02.199 --> 01:37:06.294
it's deeply, deeply
attractive to me.
01:37:06.326 --> 01:37:08.759
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
01:37:08.791 --> 01:37:13.910
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
01:37:18.263 --> 01:37:20.726
See? Was that so hard?
01:37:21.558 --> 01:37:23.542
So, what are you gonna do?
01:37:24.311 --> 01:37:26.903
Anything I want.
Thanks to you.
01:37:28.151 --> 01:37:29.815
I'm not stuck
in a loop anymore.
01:37:29.847 --> 01:37:31.382
Neither are you.
01:37:33.591 --> 01:37:36.150
I love you, Millie.
01:37:36.182 --> 01:37:39.479
Maybe that is my programming
talking, but guess what?
01:37:40.726 --> 01:37:42.999
Someone wrote that program.
01:37:44.886 --> 01:37:47.031
I'm just a love letter to you.
01:37:47.831 --> 01:37:50.454
Somewhere out there
is the author.
01:38:07.447 --> 01:38:11.191
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
01:38:11.223 --> 01:38:13.398
And he was alive because
he met the one person
01:38:13.430 --> 01:38:15.095
he'd been waiting for
his whole life.
01:38:15.127 --> 01:38:18.358
And I had to make it
realistic, so...
01:38:19.318 --> 01:38:21.302
I based it off of...
01:38:22.871 --> 01:38:24.022
you.
01:38:25.878 --> 01:38:27.926
The woman of his dreams...
01:38:30.455 --> 01:38:32.087
she was the same as mine.
01:38:32.119 --> 01:38:35.510
So she liked bubble gum
ice cream and swing sets...
01:38:35.542 --> 01:38:39.350
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit...
01:38:39.382 --> 01:38:42.679
of always humming this
classic Mariah Carey track.
01:38:42.711 --> 01:38:46.006
Like, all the time,
she would... repeat.
01:38:48.886 --> 01:38:50.038
Finally!
01:38:56.407 --> 01:38:57.558
Keys!
01:39:05.206 --> 01:39:06.871
What are you...
01:39:46.135 --> 01:39:47.927
You okay, little guy Guy?
01:39:47.959 --> 01:39:49.623
You seem adjective.
01:39:49.655 --> 01:39:52.342
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
01:39:52.373 --> 01:39:54.135
Thank you. That was nice.
01:39:54.166 --> 01:39:57.591
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
01:39:58.935 --> 01:40:00.791
I just miss my best friend.
01:40:02.103 --> 01:40:05.079
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
01:40:05.110 --> 01:40:08.503
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
01:40:08.535 --> 01:40:10.071
I can bench press
a sentence.
01:40:10.103 --> 01:40:13.623
Yeah, that's totally
not the same thing at all.
01:40:13.655 --> 01:40:15.831
Harder laughter!
01:40:16.567 --> 01:40:17.559
Oh...
01:40:17.590 --> 01:40:18.679
Guy?
01:40:21.142 --> 01:40:23.030
- Buddy!
- No!
01:40:23.062 --> 01:40:24.247
Oh, my God! Guy!
01:40:24.279 --> 01:40:25.783
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
01:40:25.815 --> 01:40:27.095
You didn't!
01:40:27.127 --> 01:40:29.047
One minute, I'm running on
a crazy bridge to nowhere...
01:40:29.079 --> 01:40:31.286
thinkin' my sweet
mundane life is over.
01:40:31.319 --> 01:40:33.975
The next minute, I'm like
in some type of flyin'...
01:40:34.007 --> 01:40:36.023
and some like fairy dust,
pixie dust...
01:40:36.055 --> 01:40:39.991
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
01:40:40.022 --> 01:40:42.487
Man, I love it here.
01:40:42.519 --> 01:40:44.951
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
01:40:44.983 --> 01:40:46.295
Now, it might sound weird...
01:40:46.327 --> 01:40:49.591
I took a piggyback ride on a
half-dude and a half-horse...
01:40:49.622 --> 01:40:51.830
whatever a centaur
is, I did it.
01:40:51.862 --> 01:40:53.335
I rode a dude, too!
01:40:53.366 --> 01:40:54.583
Friendly gesture!
01:40:54.615 --> 01:40:56.215
So friendly!
01:40:56.246 --> 01:40:57.590
Come on, bring it in!
01:40:57.622 --> 01:40:58.903
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!
01:40:58.935 --> 01:41:00.311
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!
01:41:00.343 --> 01:41:01.527
- You come here!
- I'm coming to you!
01:41:01.559 --> 01:41:03.223
I'm reeling you in.
I'm reeling you in.
01:41:06.230 --> 01:41:07.831
Buddy, I missed you!
01:41:07.862 --> 01:41:09.782
Hey, so where's the bank?
01:41:11.127 --> 01:41:12.566
There is no bank.
01:41:12.599 --> 01:41:14.007
So what do we do?
01:41:14.039 --> 01:41:16.183
Whatever we want.
01:41:24.567 --> 01:41:26.487
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Guy.
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