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[cheering]
- Did anyone order a beer?

I have the best deck crew.

Willkommen zum Oktoberfest!

Look at the flow!

Lexi was starting
our room earlier.

-She never came back, so...
-Okay.

Like the cleaners and
everything are still in there.

-And there's no towels.
-There isn't?

These guys drinks
are empty.

Can we get some plates?

Oh my God.

Need some help
in the interior?

I got this girl
in quarantine,

We have an extra bed.

I'm willing to give her
a shot for the charter.

I'm adding someone.

She is a deck stew,

but she's coming out
to help interior.

You're not, no.

David goes in
with the boys,

and then Mat and her.

You just have to tell her
we only have a co-ed cabin.

What did he mean he had
no-one to mix him a drink?

This morning.

Actually had to make
my own drink this morning.

To be pinpointed out
that your department is failing,

and it really comes
down to one person.

You've been a stewardess
for how long, so

now that we do
have an extra hand,

-there's no excuse.
-Excuse.

So... I don't want
to have ranks anymore.

Okay.

It's just, to me it seems
more laziness than anything.

Whether it is or not, that's
just how it comes across to me.

You've been a stewardess
for how long?

So, it's just
it's not acceptable.

And like you aren't up
to a second stew standard.

Things need to be
done properly and

now that we do have
an extra hand,

-there's no excuse.
-Excuse.

So... I don't want to
have ranks anymore.

Okay.

Um... and... yeah.

I don't know how
this is going to go down,

but... just do things
properly and

we'll just, you know...

-Girl coming?
-She's here.

-That's it.
-Okay.

-Cool. Thanks, Lex.
-Okay.

I don't know where
I put my coffee.

I think that decision
is really idiotic

to demote or to make
everyone even,

it doesn't make any
sense at all.

That's embarrassing.

Hi! Morning!

-Hi, Delaney.
-David.

-Nice to meet you.
-And you.

Cool, I'm going to
go find captain.

Straight up those stairs
and then on your right.

-Thank you so much.
-No worries.

I graduated Berkeley
in Media Studies

which is part psychology which
I thought was super interesting

because I love learning how to
get people to do what I want.

[chuckles]

The best thing that happened
because of Berkeley

wasn't actually
school related,

but I joined the sailing team
and I had a really good time.

I saw my "r"s as "w"s.

I was pulled out of class
in second grade

because the realized I had
some sort of speech impediment,

and the would pull me into
the hallway and feed me cheerios

and like work on it
and my second-grade mind

was like, ooh,
if I make this worse,

I get more treats
in the hallway.

So I taught myself to have more
of a speech impediment

to be able to skip
class in second grade.

-Hi, good morning.
-Hi!

-Welcome aboard.
-Thanks.

-Nice to meet you.
-Delaney.

So, I know your CV,

but before this, what
boats have you been on?

Anything from 35 feet
to I think the biggest I did

was 62 feet.

And a deck stew?
You did everything?

Because those small boats,
you have to do everything.

Yeah, but I never really
touched the interior because

it was a lower lever of charter
that we wouldn't do

the beds everyday
or anything like that,

but definitely...

I know you're deck, but
we need the support inside.

Are you willing to do that?

Yeah, I'm willing
to help wherever's needed.

You know, consider with
the pandemic going on,

I can only get two
crew in quarantine,

a chef and a deck stew.

I could see why
the staffing agency

chose someone that had
a stronger deck experience,

because you're dealing
with a lot of equipment.

Whereas in interior,
she can learn laundry,

Everything will
be new, but...

Okay...

You know, think on my
feet kind of thing.

Do you have a problem sharing
a cabin with male crew?

No, I'm like all genders.

Girls and guys make
great roommates, so...

-Right, okay.
-Hello!

Hi!

-Katie.
-Delaney.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-Welcome aboard.
-Thank you.

So, I think she was
brought out for deck,

since she has
stew mate on her resume,

-and you needed some help.
-Yeah.

The staffing agency
thought maybe

this could be an opportunity
to help you out.

If she's going to stay,
then this is her role.

It's your decision, okay?

I'm not forcing you to
take on a crew member.

This is completely
up to you.

So I've never been
a stewardess before.

Excited to help.

Everything will be new.

-Um... yeah.
-Yeah.

-Are you sure?
-Yes.

-100%?
-Yes.

I'm happy to do it.

Like, clearly I said
the wrong thing.

Okay, cool.

-All right, great. Awesome.
-Sweet.

All right, thank you.
I'll show you around.

Make sure you're back
inside the railing

before releasing any
of those clips.

So this is your
cabin in here.

So you'll be sharing with
Mat.

This is the biggest cabin
in here.

Yeah, it's huge.

Oh, Mat, this
is your roomie.

-Hi.
-Hi, I'm Mat.

-This is Delaney.
-Nice to meet you.

-This is Courtney.
-Hi.

-Courtney, nice to meet you.
-This is our little rock star.

Right on, right on.

-This is Lexi.
-Hi!

This is Delaney.

-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

I was very nervous.

Well done, Mzi.

Conquered it.

What size boats
are you used to?

I worked on 36 meter
as the mate.

So this is the biggest.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

And we have a big jacuzzi.

Do you guys have to drain
part of it when you move?

The engineers normally
take care of it.

Okay.

That's just, I'm used
to deck crew.

What am I supposed to do,
drain the hot tub?

Well, you're a stewardess now.

Morning.

So we got our extra crew member.

She's not really interior.

So she's more deck.
She's been running boats.

-She runs charter boats.
-Yeah.

Has she done any stew work?

-No.
-Ever?

Apparently not.

Ah.

Okay.

If she has time and
wants to come outside,

she's more than
welcome to.

All right, cool.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

-Mzi.
-Great.

Delaney.
Delaney.

Chef?

What?

What are you doing for lunch?

I'm going to have everything
deconstructed, kind of,

for these crazies.

Gluten free,
dairy free, keto.

I've seen a lot of
hairy preference sheets,

but you read these and
you're overwhelmed.

Don't eat corn,
gluten-free or high carb.

Eat dairy-free keto.

They've listed enough
sh-- for, like,

a whole month of chartering.

They really ----ed me
on the preference list.

What's her name?

Delaney.

Is there anything
you want to talk about?

Yeah, I'm, just frustrated.

By the whole thing.

[sniffles]

I'm just breaking my
back for no reason.

But you're not, like...

You're a ----ing good stew.

Like, I would be
----ed without you.

Like, I've spoke to Lexi,
I'm like I made the decision

to make everybody equal.

She knows she's
on her last warning.

So if anything happens,
there's no...

There's no room for
any of that.

I could've been given
a sh-- green stew

and I got you, you know?

-Who saw her?
-Have you not seen her?

-We all met her, mate.
-I haven't met her.

Dave...

I think Dave could do
really well

with some new blood on the boat.

Who knows?

I'm sure it begins
with an "A".

Courtney, Courtney,
Courtney, Delaney.

-Delaney?
-Delaney, yeah.

Wow, I was so wrong
on Andrea.

[chuckles]

All right, let's set
at the table.

Set the table? All right.

-Hi. Malia.
-Delaney.

Delaney, nice to meet you.

-Welcome aboard.
-Thank you.

I feel like we've all
been kind of demoted.

But Katie gets to
keep her title,

so if you're making
everyone even,

shouldn't we all
be even?

Lead by example, right?

Eight women, woo.
This is going to be a charter.

Okay, so...

Okay, cool.

To me, if I was Delaney,
I would have come on,

I'd be like, oh, sweet,
this isn't my gig, I'm out.

'Cause it's not your job,
it's two different jobs.

Just because it's on a yacht

does not mean
it's the same job.

With guest clothes,
quick wash cold,

just in case it's
a weird fabric.

And then always hang dry.

Alcohol and cleaning
products over here.

You just obviously wash all
the white towels together.

We just iron them all.

I mean, I do my own laundry
at home,

it's not like
I don't do laundry.

I'm not an idiot,
I'll figure it out.

All crew, all crew,
provisions are here.

Oh, provisions, okay.

I got one more to do,
then I'm going out there.

Holy sh--, that's heavy.

[grunts]

Mat, Mat, I think
I have you cake.

Thank you.

-I'm Delaney, by the way.
-Delaney, I'm Lloyd.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

All crew, all crew,
please get into your whites

and let's meet on the dock
in 30 minutes.

This is a tight fit.

Okay.

Careful going
into your room.

-What?
-Cabin-mate's in.

Maybe don't barge.

Hey.

Curious on which
belt I should use.

No belt. You're wearing
black shoes.

Okay.

Are we ready?
This all women's charter.

Toes on the line.

Look at our boat.

It's so pretty.

Coming up...

[bleep]

I burned the [bleep]
out of my finger.

Holy sh--.

Look at our boat!

Its so pretty.

[laughing]

-Hello!
-Hi, Sandy.

-Nice to meet you, welcome.
-I'm a hugger.

Oh, you're a hugger?

-What's your name?
-Delaney.

-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.

-Mzi?
-Mzi, yeah.

Niki, nice to meet you.

-Are you the chef?
-I am.

Welcome aboard Lady Michelle,

and our chief stew Katie
can show you around.

And then we're going to
take off to your destination.

We're excited!

Welcome on board.

-Welcome on board. Hot towel?
-Thank you.

Dear God.

So sorry about
my luggage.

I like her style.

If you follow me, we'll do
a little tour of the boat.

So this is obviously
the main deck aft.

Do that first, okay.

This is our sun deck.

We do have a massive jacuzzi
up here.

I mean, we could put
on you so you're fine.

We'll probably need it.

So then we've got the nice
little sunbathey

-loungey area.
-It's so pretty!

Just let your
vagina hang out.

Hello. I hope you're
prepared for some guests.

Oh, I'm so ready.

I'll do family style
lunch at first

because there's so many
different like and dislikes.

Now the pressure's on.

Oh, man.

-All good?
-Good, yes.

Can you flip it
to the back?

Oh, so you don't
even clip it.

David, meet me on
the main deck aft.

On my way.

Oh my God.

I am not currently
in a relationship.

Here goes.

-Can I ask for a drink?
-What would you like?

I like bourbon, tequila,
everything else.

I'll have something
coming up for you.

Okay, I'd love that.

So if you look here, see how
the wind is pushing us here?

Yeah.

And you look at a flag,

so we're going to be
blown to starboard.

Okay, you can start
releasing lines.

So when I do that,
my arms jiggle.

Port, straight back
is on board.

Standing by for the bow.

Port bow line aboard.

10 feet to
starboard dolphin.

Everybody's like, oh...

It's clear to swing
stern to port.

Nicely done.

How about this?

[grunts]

You sir, can go down.

Hey, no worries.

You have enough space?

Oh, I... these cabins are huge!

All right.

Biggest cabin
I've ever been in.

Who wants a twerk session?

Who wants his food?

I want to see that twerk.

Which one do you want
to see twerk?

She's wearing like a
leopard printy thing.

Oh yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah.

The jumpsuit type
thing with the...

large... I was just
flabbergasted.

Yeah, so was I.

Really?

Yeah.

Her personality was
just...

[laughing]

Who did you fancy?

I think the prettiest
one was the lady wearing white.

Primary.

Is that Bailey? Don't know why
I remembered her name.

I don't know why
I remember her name.

Is it Bailey? Yeah.
The one in the white?

Let's prep this
meet, boys.

She's got a really
good Instagram.

[laughing]

This is PTA meeting.

She's gonna...

Oh my God.

Maybe we don't lean all the way
over whilst we're moving.

Um, wait, can you
do this when we stop?

Oh, yeah.

Just in case.
I don't want you to fall.

I asked they said
we could.

Okay. Maybe just not
all the way over.

I mean, I like a good time,

but nobody can die today
from twerking.

As soon as we stop,
you can twerk off the side.

I was just joking.

Ow.

I would like to
have another.

-You want another one?
-Sure.

Hello?

Hi.

It's hectic.

If any point you're
not into this,

I don't know what
you've been told.

Like I had interviewed
as a deck hand

my entire CV is deckhand.

I didn't know there was
any stewardess anything.

I just want you guys
to know--

No, no, I know you're green,
but I also understand

that situation, that's
annoying for you.

I'd be pissed.

Like, this is the situation
that we're in,

and, you know? So...
- Yeah.

If you feel like this is just
not for you, be honest with me.

I will not take it
personally.

I'm super happy to do whatever
the boat needs me to do.

That's just what charter is.

Like, if she is going to try,
then I can try.

Happiness is what
we're about.

Captain Sandy,
standing by for the anchor.

Anchor down.

Holding at a long stay
to nine o'clock.

All right, that's good.

-Well done.
-Thank you.

Getting used to it.

Do you wanna take
a two hour break?

Okay, yeah.

I'm gonna have you
on breakfast again.

So, obviously with last
trip, we know what happened

with breakfast stuff.

Hopefully we'll get it right,

and then Court on
lates again...

Um... yeah.

Okay.

-Yeah?
-Okay.

-All righty.
-Cool.

I think giving me
back-to-back breakfast shifts,

I think that's utter BS.

Oh, I feel sorry for Delaney.
She has no idea.

If you guys wanna start, like,
taking a seat and stuff...

Yeah, I'll load this.

Do you wanna grab
a rail just for here?

Deconstructed BLAT...
bacon, lettuce, avocado, tomato.

These preferences are insane.

Balsamic ranch?

Yep, that's just plain greens,
because some of them like that.

Family-style,
you can deconstruct it,

you can have any combination
you want, tick all the boxes.

Arugula with quinoa.

None of this is
dairy-free, obviously.

Nope.

-And this is gluten-free?
-Yep.

They did not call each other
and think, all right,

what could we all eat together
that we'd all enjoy.

That was not done
before this girls' trip.

This is the weirdest group.

-That is quinoa.
-It's a carb, she can't have it.

So, we have mini
creamy tomato spicy soup.

-The tomato soup is great.
-Mm-hmm.

Local whitefish,
cucumber salsa.

Okay, we have a local
sarkina with a cucumber salsa.

He's making great decisions,

doing family-style,
because y'all are so difficult.

So good.

Will you please tell
the chef the food is great?

-We love it!
-We will.

This, we love.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I wanna get out on the water
while it's, like, sunny.

Delaney, Katie.

Can you meet me in
the bridge deck pant?

but, like, I mean it would
be good to have you up here

a little bit as well, so you're
not just stuck down there.

Lexi will be around,
it'll be more like

helping her with,
like, cleaning pantry.

-Okay.
-All right.

I'll be down there.

-Hey, ladies?
-Hi.

What would you like to do first?

-We want it all.
-You want it all?

-We want... yeah.
-Jet ski.

Yes, it does, actually.

Having attractive women
on board makes

the working situation a
little easier at times.

But these ladies wanna
get involved in everything

and anything that they can,
so I feel like you have to be

a lot more focused when
there's so much going,

just because something
can go wrong so easily.

-Whoa!
-Yeah, it's quite wobbly.

-What!
-Ugh!

You all right, Bailey?

Do you want a drink?
What would you like?

I need a lot of drinks.

Seafood and chicken,
roasted pureed squash.

Ugh, they're all so different.

Oh, my gosh, it's already 4:00?

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Whoa!

Ow [bleep].

Oh!
[groans]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[bleep]

Holy [bleep].

[bleep]

[bleep]

Oh! Ow, ow, ow.

Oh [bleep].

This charter, with all
these women

and all these
different preference lists

would be hard enough
with two hands,

and now I only
have one good one.

Captain, Captain, can
you come to the galley

when you have a chance?

I'm on my way.

-Yeah, of course, of course.
-Yeah, that was great.

Hey.

Burned my finger pretty bad.

You burned yourself?

Holy [bleep].

-Yeah.
-Okay.

I mean, that's pretty bad.

We gotta get that
taken care of.

-Ah!
-Yeah, okay.

Oh, [bleep]. Ugh.

I think he had iodine on it,

but that was just
his burnt skin.

Ugh.

I'm gonna see if I can't get
the doctor to come to the boat.

I know, I know.

-I hurt my knee last night.
-Okay.

I don't feel like
I can do this properly.

It's a pretty bad burn.

I'm concerned
I may lose the chef.

Hi, Dr. Tea, it's Captain Sandy.

Hi, Captain.

My chef just burned
his hand really bad,

and we're hoping that
you could come out to the boat

and take a look at it.

Okay.

-Mathew?
-Yeah.

Doctor's on his way.

Sh--.

That's where I meant to go.

Whoa!

So, Mat's burned
his fingers pretty badly.

Oh, no, is he okay?

The doctor's on their way.

-Are you okay?
-Pretty bad.

-Oh!
-Yeah.

Do you wanna come up and ask
them what they'd like to drink?

-I'm shy.
-They're actually really chill.

I'm used to, like,
boats where, like, the deckhands

do not talk to the guests.

No, you got to
break out of that.

Someone please help us!

-Hey!
-Hey.

Pretty busy.

Hi, ladies.

Can I bring anyone a drink?

Tequila shot?

All right, all right,
turn this off, or what?

Turn that on, fire that one...
ow, ow, ow.

Lexi, I'm good to go, right?

-Yes, just go up.
-Thank you.

All right, ladies,
I've brought the fun.

Thank you.

-Okay.
-This was for you, right?

Yes, of course.

Pop the chicken in the oven.

I got the brown rice in the pan.

-I see the vessel.
-Copy for galley.

Just watch your head,
watch your head.

Where do I get
the fancy gloves from?

Right here, let me show you.

Is this like a
moment of passage, or...

This is the moment.
You are now a stewardess.

Hello, once again.
What happened?

The middle one's the worst.

I grabbed a pan on fire
and put it in the sink,

and put out the flame.

I got dinner in an hour and
a half, so what do you think?

Oof.

I cannot let this end my season.

I've come too far, I need to
----ing talk myself off a ledge.

...so you can put it after
the dinner as well.

Yeah, and then I can
go straight to work.

Okay.

Delaney, Delaney, Katie.

Do you wanna go eat dinner
and get changed?

-Sure.
-Oh, man.

Bye.

Hopefully we won't see you soon.

All right, nice job, guys.

Mat's hand is burnt,

so he's gonna need some
help in the galley.

So, we'll go get changed.

Round up the hos, let's change.

This is what I pulled.
I tried to, like, make it...

-Yeah.
-Pink and white-ish.

Yeah, no, I like it.

Gotta get in the zone, buddy.

This is wonderful.
Thank you.

You're welcome.

-Oh, hey.
-Ooh, look at you.

Yeah.

Where you gonna sit?

Ah! I'm in pain.

-Need some help?
-Yes, please.

Wash those pans.
Thank you, man.

I'm in ----ing pain.

I worked at this restaurant,
and this lady owned it.

One of the new guys had
a pot of fry oil, hot, hot,

and he spun around, and
it poured all over her arm,

and she just ----ing wrapped
it and went back to work.

Oh, my ----ing finger.

If she could do that,
like, I'll be fine.

Ooh.

I like this décor.

It's classy, it's simple,

it's elegant, it's pink,
just like me.

Individually wrap
these little ones?

Yeah, thank you.

Ow, ow, ow.

Cheers.

She said to go ahead and eat.

Or, like, serve, it's fine.

She'll catch up.

Ooh, are those
bacon-wrapped dates?

Yes, bacon-wrapped dates.

-Whew.
-Oh.

Oh, that smells
freaking naughty.

Yeah, that's gnocchi alfredo,
chicken parmesan... whew.

Here you go.
-Thank you.

-Do you want some more ice?
-Yeah.

There's not that much
in there, but...

There's another ice machine.

The dates are fantastic.

So, we have chicken parmesan...

-Ooh!
-Wow!

And gnocchi alfredo.
-Mm!

A little bit of everything.

Holy crap,
I'm gonna marry the chef.

That's delicious.

[bleep], so nice.

-How we going?
-Good.

There's just this.

Cool, do you wanna show
her turn-downs?

-Okay.
-Thank you.

Cool.

----ing finger, dude.

Where would you like these put?

Is there room on
that shelf over there,

on top of that dehydrator?

Yeah, there's space here now.

Make sure you have
a bathmat, two big towels,

two face towels,
one hand cloth.

I did wake up,
and I had no idea where I was.

And then it came to me,
and I'm like,

oh, I'm on a yacht, bitch.

Oh, come on.

Everyone's loving it.

-Really?
-Yeah.

They're not like, what,
did he burn his finger,

and phone it in for dinner?

-What's dessert?
-The cake.

Oh, yeah.

Thank God I have a store-bought,
because I needed a break.

This looks like sh--.

Everyone's coming, we're gonna
sing "Happy Birthday."

I'm not.

You're both coming.

When you give me that look,
I can't say no.

-What are we doing after dinner?
-I'm swimming ashore.

You gonna get your hair wet?

No, I'm gonna put the hair
on top in the bun,

and I'm gonna swim like that,
and just not get my hair wet.

♪ Happy birthday to you

Oh, no!

♪ Happy birthday, dear...

-Oh, it's too windy!
-Woo!

Yeah, we don't need to spit
on it, it's cool.

Are you sure?

Thank you so much.

It's bad luck if you don't
eat your birthday cake.

Ooh!

Katie, Katie, Sandy.
Please come to the bridge.

On my way.

-I'm sleepy tonight.
-You guys wanna go inside?

-It's been a long day.
-Yeah, we can sit inside.

-It really has.
-Let's go.

I'm so full.
That was so good.

So good.

How many meetings have
we had up here now?

We've had a lot.
It's our meeting spot.

Management just called.

We cannot allow cabin-sharing
between a male and a female.

The liabilities are too high,
and the risk is too much.

Okay.

This vessel has
a management company.

You always have to weigh in
what the management thinks.

I tried to get flag
state to endorse it,

they just got back to me.

It was a time zone difference.

They won't.
It absolutely can't happen.

They cannot share a cabin
unless they're in a couple.

It's very defined.
So, Katie has to deal with this.

That means you have
to move everybody.

She cannot sleep
in his cabin tonight.

Management just called.

We cannot allow cabin-sharing
between a male and a female.

She cannot sleep
in his cabin tonight.

My idea is that the chef
share a cabin with Marten.

Okay.

Since Marten's
the chief officer,

I'm not gonna force him
to share a cabin.

Yeah.

So, we've got a
solution for now.

Then in the morning
we can figure out the rest.

-Okay?
-Yeah.

All right, cool.
Thank you.

Okay, thank you.

I gotta let Marten know
he's gonna have a roommate.

Every single crewmember is
gonna have to shuffle cabins

to make this work.

-Yo.
-What's happening?

You guys can't legally
share a cabin.

What the [bleep]?

We're on charter.

Like, there's not time
for sh-- like that.

I feel like it is
starting to be

more of a hassle than
it is benefit us.

So, this charter
she's in her cabin,

F.

Is it worth switching
six people?

Having David move into
the boys' cabin

and having Delaney come
into Mathew's cabin

was sort of clear,
simple as that.

But now the three girls
are gonna have to go

into the three-bedroom cabin,

I'll move in with Malia,

David would go back
into Mat's cabin,

and then Lloyd and Mzi
move into my cabin.

That's hectic.

The solution is
you're gonna sleep

in Marten's cabin
for the charter.

-Share with Marten.
-Yeah.

-They can't share a cabin.
-At all?

No.

So either three girls
go in there...

-Three girls are gonna be...
-Or she leaves.

Oh, wow.

This is vodka and Sprite.

-Ooh, thank you.
-Oh!

How much pain,
on a scale of one to 10?

Eleven.

Owie.

We've got three trips left.

We can easily do it
with the three of us.

Yeah, the cabin sitch
isn't the most vibey.

-I know, so now I feel bad.
-Yeah.

So, this whole cabin
arrangement can't happen.

This charter, Mat's
gonna share a cabin

with Marten, the chief officer.

Okay.

But then we're gonna have
to come up with a solution.

That's a bummer, though.

That's... obviously
didn't wanna cause more work

than was need be.

I don't know what to do.

[bleep] me.

Cabin sitch... not ideal.

-What?
-The love potion.

My plan to progress
with Courtney

is legitimately
the love potion...

absolute panty-dropper.

Stop it!

-I gotta get my...
-Cow slippers?

Yeah, my little slippers on.

-I know.
-Yeah.

Sorry to invade
your personal space.

No, all good, man.

How's your first day going?

Not what I expected it would be,

but we're making
the best of it.

Yeah, I saw your
resume said mate/stew.

Once for, like, an 80-foot boat,
and it was a day charter.

So you literally
put out Costco platters

and then handed sodas to people.
Like, it was not...

-Ah.
-This at all.

Yeah.

If you don't understand
the stew side of deck/stew,

then I wouldn't really
put it on my resume.

-Yeah.
-It's not a superyacht at all.

Yeah.

There she is!

Hi!

She comes out of the room.

Put it on, put it on!

Babe, I would love
to give Dave a lap dance!

Come on!

Come on, Dave, come
and take a seat.

Come on, Dave.

You know you like it.

Yeah.

Why don't we close you up there?

Was I afraid of Danielle?

Oh my God.

Yes, I think
any sane person

should be a little
scared of Danielle.

[slowed-down voice]
Oh, yeah!

She just looks like
this weird armadillo,

like, giving this,
like, lap dance.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Thank you, everyone
that participated.

How you feeling?

I'm all right.

Is it painful now?

Yeah, the middle one's bad.

Ugh, burns suck, dude.

I'm in so much pain right now,

and I'm just upset
about my bunk situation,

and I'm just trying to finish
my days and go to bed.

Thank you for all
your help today.

Yeah, of course.

Hopefully you get some
sleep with that.

Yeah, thanks.

Delaney.

-Hi!
-How you going?

Good.

-All right, bedtime.
-Good night.

You can wrap up, hey?

And then just
come back for 7:30.

Okay.

Lexi will be up,
but just come straight to laund,

turn if there's anything.

Yeah.

-Okay, night.
-Good night.

Morning, sunshine.

-How are you?
-So good.

Are we moving cabins tomorrow?

Did you have a chat
with her tonight?

Yeah, she's cool.
Nice person.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Yeah.

Bye.

Are you good?

Yeah.

Oh, this is some nasty weather.

-Ooh.
-Excuse me.

-Ooh, hey, good morning.
-Good morning.

-Hey.
-Hey.

How are you?

Can you teach me how
to fold guest towels?

-No idea.
-Not these two.

-Not these two, but these ones.
-Oh!

Sorry...
these ones, you did correct.

I personally don't have an
issue with changing cabins.

I'll room with her any day.

Like, I don't wanna room with my
chief stew, I'd room with her.

Where do these end up living?

They live in the bridge pantry.

As soon as you
walk up the stairs,

the first cabinet on the left.

-Thank you.
-Yeah, no prob.

-Hey.
-Hi.

-How's this morning going?
-Good.

Are any guests up?

I do not believe so yet.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

-Sweet.
-Okay.

You think you're gonna sustain?

We'll get there.

Wanna meet in the bridge?

Let's meet in the bridge
for the one millionth time.

My concern is
I don't think she is happy.

I just know if I was her,
like,

she'd just been dealt
a sh-- hand, basically.

Well, here's my feeling.
You wanted someone.

-Mm-hmm.
-Correct?

Yeah.
Like, she's been great.

-It's nothing on her.
-Right.

Like, it's...
my concern is...

Yeah, we have to move
six people.

Yeah.

People aren't happy about it,

people are really
voicing that to me.

You just have to have
a conversation with her

if she wants to stay or go.

And if she wants to stay,

then you have to make
the cabin arrangement movement.

We only have
three charters left...

-Well, two, after this.
-Yeah.

So, the really decision
is up to you and her.

-Cool.

-All right.
-Thank you.

Thank you, Captain Sandy.

Coming up...

Haul the anchor
when you're ready.

Look what's coming right at me.

This is gonna pass,
I promise.

Holy sh--. Ah!

Ow!

Niki?

Who is it?

Hey, sexy mamas.

Oh, yeah.

Your brioche French toast?

Man, it is gnarly.

-Hello?
-Is Lexi there?

Yes, she is.

Hey, you guys, do you wanna
jump into the double cabin?

It's free.

-Sure.
-Thank you.

I smell bacon.

Put the corners in, zip,
and then you shake till...

-Okay.
-You're tired of shaking.

And shake it out.

And then spray the hell out
of it to get the lines out?

Yeah!

Oh, Maureen, you poor thing.

She got shanked.

Yeah, don't know
if we can save her.

Mm.

We might have to get a new one.

-What should we name her?
-Maureen.

-Maureen the Magical Unicorn.
-Yeah!

Maureen's struggling.

She's had a rough go.

I'm gonna try
to patch her really quick.

Poor Maureen.

I think it's time
to say goodbye.

She's done well, though,
considering most inflatables...

Yeah, last, like, one charter.

I feel it's come
to a natural end.

[babble]s]

She's had a good season.

She also has another
little hole up here.

Like, she's been
through so much.

Every minute that passes now
is just painful.

I will genuinely miss her.

Ugh...

Ooh, it's cold.

Straighten the chair.

Okay.

-You all right, mate?
-Yeah, good, how are you?

Yeah, good.

I think the anchor's holding.

All right, thank you, darling.

No worries.

I feel way better
about my decisions.

French toast.

-Ooh, yum.
-Gluten-free.

Do you wanna help me?

I mean, I can certainly try.

Do you know how
to work that thing?

Absolutely not.

...the new situation.

-No?
-No.

Yeah, no, you proper
got stung.

-You wanna be roomies?
-We're gonna be roomies.

About what's happening?

Yeah.

It's just this is too much.

I'm just ----ing
over thinking about this.

It's just causing too much
drama, and it's just all...

-Yeah.
-Not worth it.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

-This is so yummy.
-I know.

-It's delicious.
-I killed it.

I'm just gonna try
and do my best job.

Yeah.

Can you look after
the charter guests?

Okay.

This French toast is amazing.

It's real good.

[retches]

Holy sh--.

[toilet flushes]

When I get really stressed,
my body feels things so heavily

that it makes me really,
really sick to my gut

that, like, I vomit.

[bleep], I just wanna be
done with this situation.

It's not worth it.

Oh my God.

[bleep], we're not doing it.

Hey.

Do you wanna come up to the
bridge for a second with me?

Sure.

-Okay.
-All right.

-Bye, forever.
-Bye, forever.

I'm, like, very hungover.

Oh!

-Can I see?
-Yeah.

Ooh, yeah.
That needs to be popped.

When you're done with breakfast.

Um, you have been great
since you've been here.

The thing is, like, I was
under the impression

you were a deck stew.

You said on your
CV you've been a stew,

and you haven't
really, you know?

Like, I'm not, like, having
a go at you about that.

It's just, like, people
can say things,

and it's like for me,
do I take that risk

if I know you're not doing
what you actually wanna do.

And, like, now with all these,
like, you know, rules

and, like, regulations,
and it's just for me,

it seems like it's causing
more problems than it's worth.

And I do mean that, like,
as you as a person.

It's just, like,
we cause all this commotion,

we move six people around,

and, like, all this stuff
that's been settled.

And, like, and then,
you know, if you...

Well, I think that's
slightly unfair, to...

This whole situation is unfair.

...assume how I would act
in the future based on

I've only acted and
done my job great so far.

I think that it might be
fairer to give me a chance,

given I've been doing
a really good job so far.

I was under the impression
you were a deck stew.

You said on your CV
you've been a stew,

and it's just for me,
it seems like it's causing

more problems
than it's worth.

Well, I think that's
slightly unfair,

based on I've only acted
and done my job great so far.

You've been great.

I've made the laundry
my little kingdom.

Like, you guys all got to
take a break the other day.

Like, there was
enough getting done that,

like, there was a benefit to me
being here, because everyone...

-Yeah.
-Like, stuff was getting done.

I think that it might be fairer
to give me more of a chance,

given I've been doing
a really good job so far.

Like, but see, now it's just
gonna be, like, awkward, or...

I mean, I know that,
but, like, I'm here with

a positive attitude
and a hard work.

My biggest thing is
trying to understand how

did I not meet
your expectations.

I remember at high school,
if I got a unsatisfactory grade

on something, I would
go to the teacher

and I would convince them to
change my grade after all.

I just don't know why,
like, as a chief stew,

if a stewardess or [bleep]
a bunny came on board,

if they were helpful
and they made issues

that you had before better...

Look, you can stay till
the end of the charter,

and we'll talk then.

Okay, sure.

-Okay?
-Yeah.

Yeah, I think it
would be quite fair

to have a discussion
at the end of the trip.

Cool.

Should I go continue
doing laundry?

You can take two hours.

-Okay.
-Cool, thank you.

Thank you.

She's right, she did try.

It wasn't like she wasn't
trying or anything like that.

It was just causing
me more stress.

But now we just have
to see where we're at

at the end of the charter.

The situation's so ----ed.

Man, it is gnarly.

I think it's literally supposed
to be like this all day.

[bleep]

Morning.

I mean...

[bleep].

I'm gonna go bed for a little?

I'm gonna take this and go
lay down for, like, an hour.

We are dragging.

-You want us to do that?
-Yeah.

Okay, good.

That looks nasty over there.

Yeah, that's coming
straight for us.

Lloyd, Lloyd, Lexi.

[bleep]

Haul the anchor
when you're ready.

-Ready?
-Yeah, all set.

The minute you see
the anchor is the minute

we're gonna let it go again.

Deck crew, deck crew, Lexi.

Getting a little nervous.

Oh, my God, that's ----ing
crazy-looking out there.

Oh, look at these waves.

I'm scared, I want out
of this place.

Woo-hoo!

Lloyd, Lloyd, Lexi.

Lexi, we are anchoring.

Come on.

Look what's coming right at me.

Holy sh--!

Holy F!

Holy sh--!

Ah!

Red on deck, red on deck!

This is gonna pass, I promise.