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"Below Deck Med"...

My knee is so ----ed.

Our chef injured himself.

We are leaving him at the dock.

-There will be no chef?
-No chef?

We're ----ed.

It sucks.

Two mimosas,
a shot of Café Patron.

-I want a shot as well.
-Two Café Patron.

I'm, like, a pretty
laid-back Kiwi,

but sometimes I turn into
a stressed-out bitch.

So, you know, whatever,
I'm not perfect.

Really?

I accidentally set
a dessert spoon.

-In future, we'll relay.
-Okay.

I just don't like it,
because they always use it

for something else.

I have a love-hate relationship
with chief stewardess.

Is that jet ski
tied onto something?

I don't think it is.

Ugh!

Ah, *bleep*.

I'd love to come back
and start fresh.

When someone comes to me
with an injury,

I cannot determine whether
they're injured or not.

I have to follow protocol.

-Hey!
-Introduce our chef.

I am so sorry for
the start of this trip.

-It's freezing.
-Ah!

Woo!

Crème brûlée!

Chill the *bleep* out.

You are drunk as sh--,
look at you.

Good, I don't wanna marry you.

I'm going to tell
them right now.

[sobbing]

Good, I don't wanna marry you.

I'm done, I'm not
marrying you.

I'm going to tell them
right now.

Lexi, Lexi, are you
in the main salon?

Yes, I'm in the main salon.

Are there guests
down there?

They're in the master.
I don't know what's going on.

I don't know, I don't know!

They're, like, running up
and down, in between cabins.

Are they having,
like, group sex?

Like, that's what
I think that is.

That's my kinda party.

[sobbing]

Hopefully, tomorrow goes well.

Yeah, that's gonna be
a sh---show.

-Good night, lady.
-Good night.

All crew, that is
Malia down for the night.

Sweet dreams, thank you
for everything.

My pleasure.

Have the best night ever.

I'm gonna go down so I can
get up early.

Yeah, yeah.

[alarm vibrates]

Do you know what
the game plan is today?

Not entirely.

-Morning.
-Morning!

Nice job in laundry, by the way.

-It's looking good.
-Thanks!

On the last boat, I didn't
really do much guest time

because it was, like,
I was quite new on that anyway,

so it was more housekeeping.

But I wanna be in service,

because that is definitely not
a social job down there.

They went in their cabins,
they were fighting,

the couple that's
gonna get married today,

so, see if their
plans are still on.

But that's when the
fighting's supposed to start.

Very optimistic approach.

Yeah, sorry, I'm not the
biggest fan of relationships.

Do I need to change that?

Oh.

Stunning.

Courtney's stunning, yeah.

Yeah.

How are you?

[snoring]

-What's up?
-What's up?

What's up?

Another day in paradise.

-The big day!
-That's right, the day.

That was an interesting night.

[laughing]

*bleep*

Oh.

[thunder]

What's the vibe?

It's kind of awkward
when you go out there.

But we can start
going with stuff.

Okay.

I remember my--

We've got crepes with
nectarine and cream.

What's happening out there,
you've been doing vibe checks?

Vibe check!

Eggs Benedict with ham.

Pretty excited about this.

Holy Chihuahua.

Clint, what should we do today?

You guys should, like,
get married today.

Before the...

There she is.

Hey, bud.

Yes, babe, that will
give you life.

Ready for today?

-Yeah.
-Well...

This is a pretty awkward moment.

Obviously, I'm aware they had
an argument the night before

and they're meant
to get married today.

So, I need to cut the bullsh--

and figure out
am I planning a wedding or not.

You guys wanna go over
the plan for today?

As long as
these two tie the knot,

everything else
will be good.

Well, we'll... we'll try,
like, a sunset ceremony?

-Perfect.
-Okay.

It's gonna be a great day.

I was kinda hoping
I wouldn't have to do it,

but love conquers all, right?

Right?

We have a delivery arriving.

Ooh, where is it?

Sh--.
Is that a cake?

-Got it.
-Oh, my God.

-Okay, you have it?
-Yeah.

-Or you want me to take it?
-I've got it.

-Okay.
-Whoa!

Z...

Honestly...

Okay, here.

This is the wedding cake.

I've got a wedding cake.

All right, can someone bring
it down to the walk-in, please?

On my first full day waking up
with guests on the boat,

it's an intense amount
of work I have.

At least I get
to order the cake,

but it makes
me feel very anxious.

Ah!

So, yeah, ceremony bit;

also, canapés maybe
around 5:00-ish,

and then I'm guessing dinner
around 8:00, 9:00, okay?

I was gonna do, like,
a course-out dinner

with, like, a scallop course,
a lamb...

Oh, that's perfect, because
it's, like, a wedding, you know?

-All right, yeah.
-Okay.

Thank you.

Woo-hoo!

Whoa!

-Beautiful.
-Five minutes till anchor's up.

-Yeah, that's it.
-Closing up the platform.

Okay, you can haul the anchor.

Anchor is off the bottom,
approaching the waterline.

-Anchor's home.
-Thank you.

So, this is 25 knots of wind.

I don't like it.

Hey!

Yo, the vibers!

-How's it going?
-The ultimate cuzzies.

Morning, morning, morning.

* Said there's too many men,
too many, many men, *

* too many men, too many men *

[laughing]

Ooh, choppy.

Lieutenant Dan, yeah!

You ain't got no legs!

Interior, chef department,
we're gonna feel it.

Ooh, yeah, baby.

Copy.

My cake!
*bleep*

Oh, God.

Yeah, I'm not bringing
you ----ing drinks

while it's like this.

Ooh, look at that.

They're rolling, there's some
----ing waves right here.

That is rolling.

Are you ready for
this wedding day?

Oh, my God, as ready as you
can be to do a wedding alone.

When you think "wedding,"

you think, like,
elaborate, and...

it's a lot of pressure
when you're responsible

for everything
all on your own.

On a yacht, people have
high expectations,

and this is my redemption meal.

I picked the wrong day
to come back.

Malia, Katie, if you're free,
can you just pop in the bridge?

-Copy.
-Copy.

Right, I have news.

Unfortunately for us,
the weather has ended

our shore experience,
and the fireworks.

That totally sucks for us
and the client,

but we have to do it
on the boat.

Main deck is, like,
the most protected.

-Yeah, we'll get the archway...
-Yeah.

And then just make
it really pretty.

-Take us two hours to set up.
-Yeah.

Gives me time to practice.

I just read it over,
it's pretty good.

Oh!

I am so nervous that I have
to officiate this wedding.

I've never done it before.

I do a lot of public speaking,
but this is, like...

like, honestly,
my palms are sweating.

We'll do a light setup,

but we'll mostly be
hands-on for you guys.

Yeah, please.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

Thanks.

All right,
let's do this, guys, woo!

First wedding.

Yeah.

I know, I have some
towels for you.

-Ah!
-Oh my God.

-Malia, drop the anchor.
-Copy, dropping anchor.

Can someone stand up...
stand by?

Yeah.

-Someone stand by to watch.
-Yeah.

I actually like having
someone that's green,

because you get
to help teach them,

and that can be fun,
when you have the time.

Just walk it out, yeah?
A little more.

So, you're watching
which direction it's facing.

Long stay, 11:00.

I've just spoken to
Captain Sandy, and it's...

It's gonna have to be down here.

I'm meant to always
say "yes" at my job,

but this time,
I have to say no.

Well, then we're just
gonna take deep breaths,

and that'll be cool.

Let's bash this out.

I mean, this also looks
horrible.

I know.

I think you're just
looking at it wrong.

How long have
you guys been single?

A year and a half.

Basically my whole life.

I tried the relationship
on a boat,

and that was
a ----ing nightmare.

Why didn't you guys like it?

She dumped me mid-season.

With someone else on the boat?

While you were
on the same boat?

-Yeah.
-Oh, my God.

So I did, like,
two, three months on board

with him and her.

So, I think probably what is
a long-running issue

is that nice guys
finish last thing,

with my work life, with personal
life, with all this sh--.

My girlfriend said that
I was "too nice,"

and she felt like she could do
anything and get away with it,

so she cheated on
me and was, like,

"But you still wanna
be with me, right?"

And I was like,
"Obviously ----ing not."

-That's rude.
-Damn.

Yeah.
I thought I had it bad.

Ah, so gorgeous!

Interior, interior,
we're handing up an arch,

will you...
one of you run up.

Okay.

And two of us will
hand it back up.

Oh, yeah, look at us go.

Holy sh--, it's almost 3:00.

*bleep*

-Appreciate you, man.
-Appreciate you, too.

When I was at university,

I really wanted to be
a wedding planner.

-Really?
-I studied event management,

and I always thought about
going into weddings,

which is weird, because I don't
really wanna get married myself.

But with Jack,
we were so in love,

like, you know, I really
thought I'd met my soulmate.

But I'm kinda glad
we didn't get married,

because as much as I love Jack,
he can be a ----ing nightmare.

He just got my face on his arm,

so it's the same thing,
pretty much.

It's a bigger commitment.

Who knew you would be a
wedding coordinator/bartender?

Stewardess.

What's happening?

Am I doing hors
d'oeuvres ashore, or on board?

What made you think
they were going ashore?

That was the original plan.

You're preparing food on board.

-You hear me?
-No.

Should I put stones?

Sprinkling it from about here
to take away from the thinness.

Look at you, little stewardess!

Oh, my God, I love them!

Yeah, that looks
way better, hey?

-Yeah.
-So, that's ready.

We'll just do champagne
glasses for after.

The plan is we're gonna
bring her out first.

She wants to actually
walk up to him.

Deck crew, let's get
changed into our blacks.

Beautiful!

Oh *bleep* this.

Karry and Clint,
you've expressed

love to one another
through the commitment

and promise you have just made.

Do you have a couple
more bobby pins?

-I do.
-And we can do that, so...

-Yes, yes, yes.
-[sighs]

Oh, this is beautiful.

Life, life!

It's just life.

Look at this rainbow!

Thank you, Lord!

Woo!

Clint, you may kiss your bride.

Everybody get into place,
it's time.

Walk up from down there.

Do you wanna just
stay down there with her,

and I'll radio you
when to send her up?

-Yep.
-All right, boys.

-This is the last shot.
-Time to blast off!

Yeah.
Then from right here.

Here's to Mr. and Mrs. Yoder.

-For real, yeah, mister Yoder.
-Thank you, buddy, thank you.

-Guys.
-Yes?

Showtime, baby.

-All right, let's do it!
-Let's do it!

Follow me.

I've never sweated
so much in my life.

I like to woo them with my
goofiness, but that takes weeks.

Months.

Sometimes years.

A 29-year-old guy,
great with kids, love dogs,

just looking for someone who's
not gonna be a major hassle.

I don't wanna get
married anywhere.

-The girls are already standing.
-All right.

I honestly don't know
how we have made this happen.

Like, the bride and groom
are arguing,

it's ----ing sh--ty weather.

I mean, legend for pulling
it off, but gobsmacked.

-Ah!
-Oh, no!

Oh, are you okay, Katie?

*bleep* hold that, hold, hold.

Coming up...

Can you please not
step in that?

I just swept.

Focus on putting
the lamb on the plate.

Thank you.

You can't talk to me
like you're the boss.

Never again.
Never again.

This is it,
we're about to blast off.

-Ah!
-Oh, no!

-You okay, sweetie?
-You okay, Katie?

-Are you okay, Katie?
-Are you okay?

I'm fine, I'm fine, yeah.

-Okay.
-What was that?

Just breaking myself.

So embarrassing.

Anyway, let's get married.

So, then we'll have you...

Goddamn!

-Ooh!
-And you look amazing.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, send her up.

[music playing]

Woo!

Oh, my goodness!

Thank you.

So, I have to confess...

this is my first time
I've ever done this.

And the cool thing,

it's the first time you've
ever done this, right?

That's right.

So, we're all in the same boat.

-Love it.
-Yeah.

We're all here today
in the beautiful country

of Croatia to celebrate
the relationship

of Karry and Clint.

Clint, will you take Karry

to be your lawfully
wedded wife?

I will.

Karry, will you take Clint to
be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Karry and Clint, I pronounce
you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Woo!

Mr. and Mrs. Clint
and Karry Yoder.

Oh, yes!

Ah.

-Yay!
-Woo!

Okay, start pulling.

We're supposed to be
running canapés.

Oh, okay.

That's vegan
blue cheese pinwheels

with honey and Thai basil.

Awesome.

Sesame tuna, wasabi mayo.

Anyone hungry?

This is the best day ever.

Artichoke hearts, and a
big congratulations to you.

-Aw!
-Thank you, man, thank you.

Congratulations.

Yeah.

Wow, look at this rainbow!

I know!

Let's do flowers in the middle.

Okay, do you wanna focus on deco

and I just put
all the glassware down?

Sure.

See you on the flipside.

Follow the crowd.

Your first wedding.

Maybe you'll do mine someday.

You're getting married?

Only if I find
two girls somewhere.

I wanna truple.

That's funny.

I mean, to me,
non-monogamy's normal.

I'm a sharebear.

Everyone has their goals.

Yeah!

Woo!

Did you all see the rainbow?

-Yes, yes!
-Oh, my gosh!

A psychic told my mother

that my grandfather would show
up at the wedding as a rainbow.

Stop, that makes
me wanna cry, oh!

When my grandfather passed away,

there was this moth
that was in the room

that I'd always stay in when
I slept at their house.

Ever since,
if I'm going through, like,

a difficult time
or my anxiety's really bad,

a moth will always,
like, fly past me.

And I don't know,
it's just, like, a weird...

I'm, like, believe in
stuff like that.

The most prominent rainbow
I've ever seen in my life.

-We had your grandfather.
-As a rainbow.

Hello?

It's definitely weird
to talk to him, you know?

It's very raw at this point.

Hi, you!

Like, I wanna still talk to
him like I normally do,

but I'm, like, God,
I ----ing hate you.

There's plenty of fish
in the sea...

ones that don't sleep
with other fishies.

I can't talk.

Bye.

Very nice.

Feeling getting your
feet under you, aren't you?

-Yeah.
-I can tell.

-Um...
-What?

Water glass always
goes on top of main knife,

and then you do a triangle.
That's just the...

It's so weird,
because each chief stew

always says something different.

-Really?
-Yes.

It's supposed to be water
on the side at an angle,

and then white wine
is angled by the water,

and the red wine is...

Water glass should always be
on top of the main.

Okay.

I totally get
where Lexi's coming from.

Right now, there's just
so much going on,

I just don't want
sh-- from anyone.

Like, who, like,
enjoys conflict?

I ----ing hate it.
But, oh, whatever.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Hey, man.

Ah, yeah.

Hey, Lexi, you wanna
go eat something

and sit down for,
like, 10 minutes?

Can you take Corona
and an espresso coffee shot,

and then I'll go eat.

The espresso is for the bride;
Corona is husband.

No, you two just go.

Oh, yeah.

I don't even think
Katie's sat down once.

It's hard
to step away as a leader.

You know, I want the girls
to have more rest.

My knee are burning.

Like, I'm happy to
sacrifice... breaks.

I don't wanna hear about it!

Ooh *bleep*! No!

----ing stupid ----ing idiot.

I dropped the wedding cake.
*bleep* my life.

That is a ----ing disaster.

It's not that bad.
This should be the front facing,

and then we can cover all this.

-Somebody call the bride?
-Yeah!

The first course is a scallop,

so I wanna make
sure they're seated and,

like, so I don't overcook it.

The scallop... let me...
let me--

Yeah, so just tell her
when she's, like,

for sure they're,
like, three minutes away,

I'll fire the scallops.

-Okay, awesome.
-Thanks.

[hiccups]

Whenever you guys are
seated, like, we can go.

-Start serving?
-Okay, cool.

-Yeah.
-Sweet, let's sit down, yeah.

Five minutes, or...

[belches]

Excuse me!

Interior, interior, galley.

Whoa, easy, tiger,
not everyone's at the table.

Sorry?

Whenever y'all are ready,
we're gonna eat some dinner.

Interior, interior, galley.

Whoa, easy, tiger,
not everyone's at the table.

Sorry?

Whenever y'all are ready,
we're gonna eat some dinner.

Baby, I'll be there
in five seconds.

----ing kidding me.

Now I'm a ----ing...

We have a really small weather
window to get into the dock,

and then because
it's really windy,

we'll get all lines secured

and then we'll worry about
ground lines, cool?

Copy.

Always do comms with me.

-I know.
-Because I know.

I'll...

Well, she said you guys were
doing water, wine, fire.

Ooh!

Yep.

Hey, don't tell the galley
that he's ready,

because he was only
one minute to plate.

I literally told him
I'm gonna do waters and wine.

I just said in future,
we'll just always go through me.

Yeah.

Courtney, Courtney, Katie.

Do you wanna come and be
on standby to drop some plates?

Sure, yeah.

One more guest we're waiting on.

-You can't tell me to fire...
-Did you know...

I know, but did you not hear
me when I said I was...

had to pour waters and wines?

Yeah, but you said
you were good to fire.

It's no big deal,
but next time...

Okay. Okay.
All righty.

-Fire means fire.
-It's my... my problem.

Yeah.

I kinda find it difficult
when, like...

That's not gonna fly with me.

All right, Mat,
how about those appetizers?

I'm not gonna cook any
first course

until everyone's sitting
from now on, all right?

----ing kidding me.

That's beautiful.

-Looks good in here.
-Yeah.

-All right, Malia.
-Are you going down?

I'm gonna try.

Okay, copy.

-Okay, good night.
-Good night.

-Galley, we can go on food.
-Copy.

-Local seared scallop...
-Yeah

-On a celeriac puree?
-And...

-Ooh, poppy!
-Truffle poppy!

Yeah!

For your first course tonight,

we have a local seared
scallop on a celeriac puree,

topped with truffle popcorn.

Truffle popcorn?

-What?
-That sounds delicious.

Wow, that's the best...

that's one of the best things
I've had this whole time.

All right, so Captain Sandy's
down, so you're in charge.

Yeah.

It's all you.

I think everything in general
just makes me

a bit nervous at the moment.

Do you want a photo in here?

Yeah.

Come on, then.

Captain Z!

And of course
I have my brothers,

who are also in yachting,
just on standby.

Just watch me, follow me,
we'll go down in the same line.

Clean your pallet,
it's time to go to work.

Malia, can you help us
take out...

-Wait, wait, wait...
-I just need to put the lamb on.

-Yeah, just need it.
-ASAP, as soon as...

-Because they get up like kids.
-Yep...

Yeah, I'm gonna pop it in.

Lexi's bossing me around.
Like, who is this girl?

I'm cooking a
----ing wedding meal.

It's my redemption meal.
I will not be rushed.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[shouting]

They probably won't know
the difference

between a lamb and
a cow right now.

Oh, here it is!

-Yes!
-Fresh out.

Okay, for your main
course tonight,

we have a rack of New Zealand
lamb on a ratatouille,

a soft-cooked polenta
with parmesan,

and a chocolate
and red wine sauce.

-Thank you.
-Yum!

Get this outta my face.

-Like a non-lamb...
-Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want the ratatouille?

-Perfect.
-I can get him to replate that.

If you do have
extra lamb, I'll...

Yeah, cool, I'll go grab it.

Terez...

on her preference sheet,

it didn't state that she
didn't eat any kind of pet.

Tereza doesn't want lamb.

Is there any extra,
like, ratatouille, or...

Yeah.

Just a really
thrown-together thing.

No worries, she's just wasted.

Lexi, can you call the galley

and tell him to plate
some extra lamb?

Yeah.

There you go.

You tell Mat that
the lamb was awesome.

-Hey, just...
-Do you guys--

I want a couple more lamb pops.

Yeah.

What?

Plate some extra lamb, please.

You mind grabbing me a platter?

And watch that pile
I got there.

Boom... you... you're stepping
right in my piles.

Don't worry about
the ----ing dirt.

Right now is not the time.

Excuse me.

Mm!

I'm gonna ----ing snap.

This is so barbaric.

Can you please not step in that?
I just swept it there.

It's literally too dirt...
don't worry about it.

-But... but, like...
-I will sweep it up.

Just focus on putting
the lamb on the plate.

Thank you.

You can't talk to me
like you're the boss.

I'm in charge of the galley,
all right?

-Never again.
-I know, but I'm saying...

Never again.
Get out.

Don't worry about
the ----ing dirt.

Right now is not the time.

Just go tell Mat
I want more lamb pops.

Yeah, he's plating
some more lamb now.

Nice.

Just focus on putting
the lamb on the plate.

No offense.
Thank you.

You can't talk to me
like you're the boss.

I'm in charge of the galley,
all right?

-Never again.
-I know, but I'm saying...

Never again.
Get out.

Don't worry.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Yes, absolutely.

Would you like another
piece of lamb?

Yeah, dude, I need more lamb.

Are you finished?

Would you like another
piece of lamb?

I want a couple more of that.

Don't worry, we'll have
some more for you.

Yeah, just a couple more,
yeah, please.

Chef, chef, we need
more lamb chops, please.

I'm all out.

Are you ----ing kidding me?
She just ate everything.

You don't touch anything until
you're sure the guests are done.

Such a ----ing idiot.

That's cool.

That's the best meat
I've ever had.

I don't eat pets.

Let's do rose petals
on the bed.

-Okay.
-Is this VIP cabin?

Yeah.

Yeah.

My back.

I always do my knot first.

Yeah.

You have to be
really confident.

I'd rather you knock someone out
than not make it to the dock.

Z is so nervous for
his first docking,

and I'm hoping
I can work with Z,

knowing where he's coming from,

because I remember
my first docking.

Malia's helping me on this side.

Uh, probably here, yeah...
or yeah, forward.

It's nerve-wracking.

Don't overthink it.

Yeah.

And I just wanna say,
like,

how just thankful
and grateful I am.

Oh!

Come on, up we go.

-Hey!
-Oh, my goodness!

-Wow!
-Yeah, sorry, perfect.

I didn't wanna be part
of the cake service,

so I was dreading them asking
me and having to be, like,

"No, I bought this."

Even though that's fine.

Like, I just did a ----ing
multi-course dinner.

Like, whatever, I bought a cake.

Mat, you are amazing.

-If you wanna knock off...
-Yeah, that's cool.

Was starting at 6:00 good
for you this morning?

Yeah.

Let's cut it all
the way down, ready?

-Just shove that in there!
-No, no, no...

Yeah!

Yeah!

Woo!

There you go.

Ooh!

Oh, my God.

Hey, it's all sprayable.

How is shoving a cake
in someone's face romantic?

I'd be so pissed,

especially if it
was my wedding day

and my makeup was looking bomb.

I would be, like,
what the *bleep*.

Why?

Babe?

It's all sprayable.

Hey, I had...

I had just swept in there...
into there...

I...
Like, listen, listen.

It's not that big of a deal,
but like,

I try to be nice all the time,

so if I ask you not to
step in a pile I just swept,

there's no argument.

I don't care.

Listen...
There's...

There's no argument.

I get that you don't want
anyone in your dirt.

I understand that.

But don't tell me to
get out of somewhere,

because I never tell you
to get out of our area.

I won't say,
"Get out of the pantry."

Listen, Lexi why was it an issue
not to stand

in the pile that
I had just swept?

I don't know, I'm tired.

-Got it.
-So, I offered to clean it up.

So, the little dirt is,
like, not a big deal.

Okay, neat freak, I get it.

I still can't believe he's,
like, still upset over dirt.

All right, babe, thank you.

-I'm going to bed.
-Going to bed?

Caribbean queen.

Have a good night's sleep.

Oh, my gosh, cute.

Sweet dreams.

[farts]

Ugh, Dave-O!

*bleep*
That one wrecked.

It's like eggs and sh--
mixed together!

[snoring]

Bridge, bridge, we are headed
forward to the chain.

Copy.

Eleven o'clock, she'll stay.
Eleven o'clock, she'll stay.

Thank you.

Anchor in the pocket.

Nice work, thank you.

Nicely done!

What up, G?

Yeah, what up, G-money?

These, technically,

are your straight-backs,
and then these for your springs.

This one will go directly aft.

First time docking,
super nerve-wracking.

Like, just thinking about it,

like, I don't know
what to expect, really,

because I actually
don't know what to do.

And then we're gonna
get that second one on,

and it'll go this way,
but shorter.

-Hi.
-Oh, how are ya?

Good...

Wait for a cup of tea later?

What's that?

Oh, yeah, I would love
a cheeky little Earl Grey.

With Katie, I'm just hoping the
British accent wins her over.

Oh!

All right, I'll see you
in a bit.

Cheerio!

Now the fun begins...

Start getting fenders
ready, please.

Could you just walk me
through putting the fenders on?

Good morning!

We got 15 minutes
till we're in, so...

Okay.

You wanna get ready
on the bow?

Malia, Lloyd,
ready to go on the bow.

-Under...
-Yeah.

-Over...
-Over...

-And back through.
-Fenders over, please.

Hey, Malia, let me
know on the starboard...

when I pass that dock,
I can back in.

Copy, your port quarter
to the dock.

Going into my first docking with
a new crew, I'm not worried.

I have confidence in Malia.

Fenders over, let's go!

And yeah, the wind's
a little challenging,

but this is a great test.

Just pop it through there.

You've got two dolphins
directly astern, 30 feet.

Where I see the guy
in the tender,

is that the dolphin
I'm going for?

Yes, but we have one directly
astern, also about 25 feet.

Captain Sandy not being able
to see the dolphin

is a little worrisome, because

they are giant concrete blocks.

So obviously,
you don't wanna hit one.

I can't see the dolphin
on my port side.

Coming there, yeah.

Bump ahead, 12 feet closing,
dolphin astern.

Wind's really blowing.
You have to go.

Eight feet and closing.

*bleep*.
I can't see it.

Watch it on the stern on
this dolphin, please.

Hold this position nicely,
if we can just come back.

I can't see the dolphin
on my port side.

Port dolphin three feet.

Chrissakes.

This position looks great
if we can just walk back.

Look how close it is.

Fenders.

Easier said than done.

Beautiful, okay.

Fifteen feet stern and closing.

Sending heaving lines.

There we go!

Let's get our other
lines across, please.

Taking up tension off
our port straight back.

Port bow line is
under tension now.

Copy... Captain Sandy,
that is all lines across.

We have control,
you're happy to shut down.

Thank you.

What, what!

-Hey, nice work.
-Thanks.

You did great.

That was, like, a lot of wind.

Yeah.

That was not easy.

-Good job, guys.
-Thank you.

Yeah, they're all doing
really good.

-You did great, though.
-Thank you.

Good morning!

-We ----ing made it.
-We ----ing made it.

The knee problem's gone,
the attitude's there.

I'm so happy!

The guests are happy.

I am not gonna jinx this.

Hope I can do it six more times.

Morning! I can't believe
we're docked.

All crew, all crew,
please get into your whites.

Show me the money,
show me the money.

Oh, we're gonna
go start packing.

Courtney, come pack for us!

Are you impressed yet, Malia?

I am impressed.

You pushed through an injury,

whether it be a psychological
injury or a physical one.

I think it was a combinash.

Hey, hey...

Fresh.

A compliment?

Yeah, all right.

Deck crew, we have
some luggage

in the primary cabin
that is ready.

We need to grab some luggage.

Yeah, these two.

You get a workout
in with that one.

All crew, all crew, queue up
on the dock in your whites.

Watch your step, babe.

Oh, thank you guys!

Enjoy the rest of the stay.

Thank you, you're amazing.

Enjoy the rest of Croatia!

I just wanted to let
you guys know

that we're in the
hospitality business.

The food is
one of the things

that we were looking forward
to the most.

Ugh, here we go.

And I know Mat, you did a
great job making that happen.

Thank you so much.

Katie, you had your
girls on point.

Oh, thank you, yes!

Amazing.

So, this is for you all.

You worked your
asses off for it.

Thank you so much.

-Bye, guys.
-Bye!

-Thank you.
-Love y'all.

Get in our reds,
and we'll meet in the main salon

for our tip meeting.

Oh, God, I don't know
what just happened.

-I mean...
-Oh, money.

Ooh!

Dude, what a
great first charter!

*bleep* yeah.

Oh!

All crew, all crew,

meet me in the main salon
for our tip meeting.

Copy, on my way.

-Z...
-Z, catch me!

We pulled off the impossible.

Thank you for not giving up.

We were killer.

I think you all
deserve a portion

of my tip for the weight
you pulled.

Aw, that's really kind.
We're not gonna do that.

You could buy us a shot, though.

-Yes!
-Oh, all the drinks.

There you go!

First round's on you.

You were incredible.

I love that the client
acknowledged that.

Deck, we didn't hit anything,
so we're good.

So, it's $25,800.

Per person, 1,718
in dollars... well done.

-So, cheers, everybody.
-Yeah, thank you.

Cheers, you guys.

Oh, dear,
I don't want it to break.

Let's turn this boat.

Do you want to start
stripping this bed?

Are you sensible with your tip
money, in terms of saving?

-Yes.
-Yeah?

The money from this, though,
I'm paying my parents back.

What did you borrow for?

Do my yacht master
and change my career.

Oh, nice.

Do I want the tips?
Yeah.

Do I owe my parents
lots of money? Yes.

Z, how old are you?

I'm 26 tomorrow.

What, it's your
birthday tomorrow?

-Yeah.
-*bleep* yeah!

-Oh, my God!
-Hey

-What?
-Deck crew's gonna be hungover.

No, I'm just kidding.

First night out.

We do have someone's
birthday to celebrate.

-Woo-woo!
-Yeah!

Lexi, are you excited?

Finally, a glass
of wine for ourselves.

It's our first crew night out.

Like, it's been
the charter from hell.

But we survived
and want a drink.

You got it!

Chef is definitely buying us our
first ----ing round.

-Oh, yes, yes.
-He's buying us a round.

Thank you.

Thank you, babes, such a gent.

I feel like we're at
speed-dating.

Yeah.

Can we have two espresso
martinis, please?

A shot of tequila, chilled.

What's everyone's Tinder bio?

I don't think this side
of the table needs Tinder.

Oh!

Yes!

-You're all straight, yeah?
-Yeah.

Me and, like, two
other guys

did contemporary dance
when I was at school.

So it's just, like,
leaping and, like.

We used to get called gay
for doing it,

and then when they found out
that we'd spend our weekends

with, like, 30 girls,

we were like,
jokes on you, bruv.

She's like, "I'm just
calculating here."

Ooh!

I love this lady.

I just ----ing love tequila.

It's the only upper
alcohol you can drink.

Like, it's just good vibes, man.

Like, who doesn't
love a good vibe?

-Z, happy birthday!
-Yay!

Happy birthday, Mzi!

It's like a replacement
boyfriend.

No, they piss me off,
tequila's better.

Mm!

And it's nice to see
her kind of letting loose.

But it's definitely
a new dynamic,

being attracted
to someone who's my boss.

That whole round was on me,
thank you guys.

Guys, he just bought
this round for us!

-Aw!
-Thank you!

Thanks, Mat.

Okay, seven more to go.

[laughing]

So, remember that day when
we didn't get a break?

Yeah.

Him and Alex are
gonna be drinking all night.

Do you guys need a cart behind
the bar, or the chair?

I get it, but I can't
change what happened.

And I feel bad, obviously.

Wait, Mat, so this covers
the cheese plate.

Yeah.

Thank you, guys.

Guys, he just bought
this round for us!

-Aw!
-Thank you!

-Thanks, Mat.
-Okay, seven more to go.

Just kidding.

Fish option for me.

May I have the
vegetarian, please? Thank you.

For the lady?

-Can I have the fish, please.
-Fish option.

Yes.

She's ordering for me as well.

Daddy will take the fish.

Just like a joke, you know?

Daddy loves it, though.

[chatters] Yeah.
I'll be back in a moment.

Mm.

He looks fine.

You've got a good
personality like that,

so I could not care, yeah.

Yeah, I'd *bleep* anything.

Oh, my God.

So...

Are the girls allowed
to look, guys?

I had a circle-jerk
with me and two girls.

They're very nice guys.

I find the girls attractive.

The guys, looks-wise...

They're nice.

How about Mathew?

No, *bleep* no.

He's like my creepy uncle.

Mat does give me
creepy uncle vibes.

But, like, you know, creepy
uncle can give you... eh.

-Yah!
-Yah!

-Thank you so much.
-Tuna with balsamic.

-Appreciate it.
-Thank you.

Bon appétit.

Okay, Z,
happy birthday, Daddy...

-You're 27 now.
-I'm 27!

-Aw!
-No, we--

Aw!

-Oh!
-Yeah.

Happy birthday, Daddy!

What do I wanna be...

I actually do enjoy getting
called "daddy," but...

It's the best, it's the best!

Courtney called me daddy...
whatever makes you happy.

Daddy.

Mzi is a daddy!

I definitely have
a crush on Courtney.

I want that as my alarm...
daddy, daddy.

I wanna wake up to
that every morning.

"Daddy, it's time to wake up,
get yourself a coffee."

It, like, changes my whole day

when the person I'm starting
my day with is positive.

Yeah, because if you get me
I'd be, like *bleep* off.

And I'd be like, "You can say
*bleep* off in the soup pantry,

but not in the galley."

He was mad at me.

He was, like, "I'm the boss
of this galley, get out."

Are we really gonna discuss...
she...

I swept a pile of dirt
and she stood in it,

and I asked her to move and she
wouldn't move, and I was upset.

Okay, so he swept...

he swept a pile of dirt
that I wasn't aware of.

-Okay, so I ran out...
-But then I told you...

Shh!

I'm like, "Plate the
----ing lamb chops."

Like, "That's all I want
you to do right now."

I'm not disrespectful

unless someone's
being disrespectful to me.

We're living and working
with people

who we wouldn't even speak
to in normal circumstances.

You wouldn't speak to me
in normal circumstance?

You wouldn't speak to me.

-That's not true!
-Bullsh--.

Let's not talk about it.

Next, on "Below Deck
Mediterranean."

-Happy birthday, Daddy!

Yeah!

Daddy!

Woo-woo!

What? No!
We kissed last night!

Are you in love now, Z?

Oh!

Roy Orbison Jr.

and his wife, Asa,
are repeat charter guests.

Go ahead, Roy-Roy!

-Hi!
-Oh!

I thought there's a family,
they're not big drinkers.

Happy times!

When was the last time you
were tickled by a grown man?

Boy, was I wrong.

Go to bed, now.

I'm going in the water.

Can you bring that downstairs?

Well, you need to be outside so
you can tell us where things go.

Yo, stop it.

I'm the boss of the way
food gets put away.

That's what I'm telling you!

Oh, you're so argumentative
about nothing.

She's going out of her way
to try to be bossy,

and I do not like that.

Of, like, human names on there?

-Yes.
-Oh!

It kinda makes me wanna
sleep with one eye open.

Like, the *bleep*?

Oh sh--!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!*bleep*