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>> [pounding on door]
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[pounding continues]
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[pounding continues]
>> OFFICER: Police. Open up.
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>> OFFICER: Police. Open up.
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>> What the hell is this?
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>> We picked him up at a protest
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rally for immigration reform.
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>> What?
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>> He was one of the more unruly
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protestors.
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>> BLUE: Unruly?
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>> OFFICER: Yeah.
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>> You know what?
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That's just cold for "stay in
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your place."
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But, hell, no, my voice will be
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heard, San Diego!
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>> Hey!
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>> BLUE: The people's voice will
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be heard, San Diego!
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>> Hey! Hey!
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It's 9:00 p.m.
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Remind your people that I have
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neighbors.
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>> Oh, what are they--90?
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Thank...thank you.
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>> She's 87.
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Goes to bed at like 5:00.
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>> He's all yours,
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Coach--especially since we got
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money on next week's game.
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>> Isn't that illegal?
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>> Not since we brought him here
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instead of the station, right?
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>> [laughing]
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Touché.
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Go, Sabers.
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>> OFFICER: Go, Sabers.
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>> OFFICER: Go, Sabers.
>> [laughing]
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>> [laughing]
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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You were supposed to be here
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hours ago to review the game
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footage.
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You were at some damn protest
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rally?
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>> Yeah.
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>> What? What?
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Staging a walk-out and getting
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suspended by the team, that's
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not enough civil unrest for one
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month?
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>> No, and you know what?
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Ever since I stood up for
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the team, I realized how much
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inequality and hardship there
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is in the world, Jason.
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Yeah, I'm just doin' my part, J.
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>> Oh, my God...
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>> Mm-hm. Get on the bus.
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>> Okay, you know what?
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That's all very idealistic
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and Martin Luther King-y.
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But there's another group that
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needs your help.
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They're called the San Diego
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Sabers, Mahatma!
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All that matters right now
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is you get your head back in
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the game, period.
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the game, period.
No, exclamation point!
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No, exclamation point!
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No, exclamation point!
>> ♪
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>> ♪
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>> ♪
>> [remote tapping rapidly]
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>> [remote tapping rapidly]
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>> [remote tapping rapidly]
[tapping continues]
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[tapping continues]
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[tapping continues]
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[tapping continues]
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[tapping continues]
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[tapping continues]
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>> So, are we gonna watch
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>> So, are we gonna watch
this game footage or what?
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this game footage or what?
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>> No.
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'Cause you're not focused and
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when a football player's not
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focused, anything can happen.
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You can wind up the subject of
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a cartoon strip.
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>> I just know kids hear you
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when you talk to 'em in
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street lingo, so that's all
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I'm tryin' to do.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Don't you roll away from me
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when I'm talkin' to you, man.
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What are you--you're on my foot!
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>> You're blocking me!
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>> [sharp punch]
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>> BLUE: Oh, my God!
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Malik punched a dude in
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a wheelchair?
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Wait, I meant--
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Of course, Malik punched a dude
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in a wheelchair.
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>> Oh, ho, ho, it doesn't stop
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there, my friend.
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>> Boy!
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>> Look out!
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Ah!
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>> Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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>> Hey, no, man, no!
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>> Yo, please do not compare me
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to that dude.
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>> Why?
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'Cause you you two had your
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Jay-Z, Solange, Beyoncé fight
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in the elevator?
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>> [elevator music playing]
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>> [audio static]
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>> Please, don't act like
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the two of you weren't all
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buddy-buddy once upon a time.
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>> Let's go.
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>> ♪ Hear that boy
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♪ Hear that boy
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♪ Hear that...hear that boy
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♪ A hustler
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♪ Hear that boy
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>> Whatever, man, a'right?
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I'm nothin' like him.
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>> Yeah, we know, we know.
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You went to Stanford, you read,
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you don't party.
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You sound like Malik.
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With him, it's not a party.
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It's...it's an experience--
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so theatrical.
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You know what?
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I'd say he's better at throwing
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parties than he is at footballs.
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>> Green light!
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>> ♪ A special girl
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♪ A real good girl
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♪ The biggest thing
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♪ In my itty-bitty world
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>> My time came to bark
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with the big dawgs, baby.
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>> BOTH: [barking]
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>> Don't you...don't you
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fly, boy!
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>> Who you tellin'?
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The Rob is killin' it.
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>> Karma is a fat bitch.
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Am I right, stripper?
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>> Mm-hm.
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>> All right, so that last one
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wasn't a party.
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I just wanted to point out
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the guy really knows how to...
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["Mafia" voice]
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Entertain a guest, if you know
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what I mean?
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>> All right.
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Well, you know what?
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I'm sorry that I'm not a walking
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stereotype like your third
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string quarterback Malik.
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>> No, you know what?
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You're right. You're right.
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But Malik wasn't always
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a fighter and a partier.
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I mean, he was also
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a sensitive guy.
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>> Unh-unh!
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Girl, I know this is about
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Derwin.
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Forget him, Melanie.
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Think about yourself.
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You're not gonna feel good about
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this in the mornin'.
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>> Don't worry about my
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feelings.
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I'm a grown woman.
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>> Girl, I'm telling you.
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This is goin' down to Chinatown.
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>> JASON: Granted--he did try to
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sleep with her later.
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You're actually...
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you're more like Derwin--minus
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the churchy thing.
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I remember when I was churchy.
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It lasted about a day
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and a half.
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Lord...
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open mine eyes and I shall
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behold wondrous things out
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behold wondrous things out
of thy law.
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of thy law.
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>> [whispering]
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Amen.
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>> Amen.
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>> Amen.
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>> JASON: [laughing]
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Amen to that.
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[laughing]
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Oh...
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what were we talking about?
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Oh, yeah, how you're more like
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Derwin than Malik.
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>> No, look, I don't think I'm
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anything like Derwin Davis,
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either.
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>> Why?
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'Cause he kicked your ass at
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the draft party?
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Obviously, you couldn't hold on
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to your position, my ninja.
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>> [skulls thud]
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>> JASON: No, no, no, no!
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Bad!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Come to think of it,
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for a churchy guy,
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Derwin could really fight.
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>> [punch thuds]
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>> What the...?
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>> [punch thuds]
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>> Oh!
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>> [punch thuds]
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>> Oh, but then again, there
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were times where he really
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didn't know how to fight.
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>> DERWIN: Because I'm fighting
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for love, girl.
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>> Get outta here, Derwin.
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>> Okay, you don't wanna
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talk to me?
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Fine.
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Maybe you'll talk to
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Dr. Grizzly.
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>> I got it.
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I know what you and Derwin
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have in common--cheating.
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You're both cheaters.
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>> What?
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No, I never cheated on Keira.
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>> Oh, that's right.
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You got cheated on.
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>> [clothes ripping]
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>> Oh...
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>> [grunting]
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>> Why wasn't I invited?
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>> Why wasn't I invited?
>> CHARDONNAY: [laughing]
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>> CHARDONNAY: [laughing]
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>> Well, I'ma tell you about
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Derwin anyway because he
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definitely cheated and it's
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pretty damn funny.
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>> Boy, that's so stupid!
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You had me up in her face asking
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her for an autograph--looking
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like a damn fool!
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Yet this whole time, you were
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sleeping with her?
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>> See, Mel, ain't nobody say
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anything about sleeping with
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nobody, baby.
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>> Derwin, you look me in
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the face right now and tell me
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you didn't sleep with her.
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>> No, I wouldn't do that
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to you.
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>> JASON: But, the kid got
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sloppy.
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Got caught with his hand in
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the cookie jar.
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>> Just...just calm down.
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>> Don't tell me to calm down!
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Church boy.
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Ha.
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All that falling in your knees.
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Praying.
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Ha.
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You're a hypocrite!
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>> And then his first girl,
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Melinda, slept with Trey Wiggs.
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>> I was tired of crying.
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>> But to sleep with Trey?
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Sweetie, you could have just
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turned to alcohol.
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>> Mmm.
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Instead of getting drunk on this
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champagne, she decided to get
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drunk on the magic stick!
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[laughing]
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Look at me--I'm funny before
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10:00, okay?
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[laughing]
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Don't give men all your power.
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I did and do you see what
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happened?
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I'm bitter, angry, jaded.
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>> Racist.
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>> All I'm saying is don't
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be like me.
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>> [sobbing]
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I don't wanna be like you.
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>> And then ding-dong got
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some chick pregnant...
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>> Melanie, do not go there.
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>> No, I'm curious to know
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if you guys talked about it.
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>> Would you get rid of
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your baby?
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>> No--because it would be
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yours.
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I don't want you to have
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her baby!
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Then there was a marching band.
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>> One dinner--that's it.
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>> Yeah!
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>> It's no big deal.
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>> To you.
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>> [whistle shrills]
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>> [marching band music]
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>> Yes!
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>> Then I believe there was
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a chick named Eggs.
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>> I was sayin'...
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what are you doin' for the next
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24 hours?
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>> You tell me.
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>> And, uh, that was the one
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thing she could never forgive
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and they never spoke again.
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The end.
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I think.
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I don't know.
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I wasn't there for most of it.
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I don't really care.
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Whatever.
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The point is--
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>> I'm nothing like Derwin.
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>> I'm nothing like Derwin.
>> You're nothing like Derwin.
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>> You're nothing like Derwin.
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>> ♪ And dip and dip
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♪ And dip and dip and dip
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♪ And Pitts and Pitts
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♪ And Pitts
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♪ And Pitts and Pitts
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♪ Yes
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♪ And dip and Pitts
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♪ And dip and Pitts and dip
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and then it reverses.
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♪ And Pitts and dip
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♪ Pitts dip Pitts
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So--
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>> What does this have to do
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with anything?
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>> Oh, forgive me for wanting to
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show you the dance craze that
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took the nation by storm.
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[laughing]
367
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>> Look, nothing you're saying
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has anything to do with work
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or is gettin' my head any
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closer to being in the game.
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As a matter of fact, my head is
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further away from the game than
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when I got here.
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>> I swear, there is just no
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getting through to you,
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is there?
377
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[laughing]
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You don't get it.
379
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Okay, this is gonna hurt me more
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than it hurts you.
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>> [phone ringing]
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>> No.
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>> Yep.
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>> No.
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>> We're doin' this.
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>> No, Jason, no.
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Do not call her.
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>> [phone continues ringing]
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>> Come on, man.
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>> My mom prints flyers that
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my friends and I made for
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our lemonade stand.
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Brianna, I just want you to
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know how proud I am of you.
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You have really shown us how
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mature you are.
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There's mom...
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>> [phone vibrating]
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>> Ugh! What?
400
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>> And a good evening to you,
401
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Broom Hilda.
402
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>> TASHA: Oh!
403
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>> I wanted to inform you that
404
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your client, Bryce "Cesar
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Chavez" Westbrook was dropped
406
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off at my house this afternoon
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by two police officers for
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participating in a protest
409
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rally.
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>> TASHA: Oh, hell.
411
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>> Yeah, his head is not
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in the game.
413
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It'd be nice if his manager took
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an interest.
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Maybe, uh, I don't know--found
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him a Sunbeam to keep him
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focused.
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>> No, I don't need no damn
419
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Sunbeam!
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>> TASHA: No, you need to shut
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up, okay?
422
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Everybody needs a Sunbeam
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from time to time.
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>> Welcome, Sabers Sunbeams.
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First order of business--
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Cheers!
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>> SUNBEAMS: Cheers!
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>> Okay, you have flowers and
429
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balloons.
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Callie, you've got over-sized
431
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card duty.
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Tasha, cupcakes.
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>> The hell.
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You're gonna get these mints
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outta my purse 'cause I got
436
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things to do.
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When I first met you, you
438
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didn't have a Sunbeam and
439
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we know how that turned out.
440
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>> Oh, my God!
441
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>> Oh, hey, what the hell?
442
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>> Oh, little boy blue,
443
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come blow your horn!
444
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>> That was not a not havin'
445
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a Sunbeam problem.
446
00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:55,715
That was a not knowin' how to
447
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knock problem.
448
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>> I agree with that.
449
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>> Thank you.
450
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>> TASHA: Yeah, well, whatever
451
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the case, Sunbeam or not,
452
00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,026
okay, everybody needs somebody
453
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:02,934
in they life.
454
00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:04,171
>> I'll be here.
455
00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:06,522
I am not leaving you, Tasha.
456
00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:07,897
You know you mean more to me
457
00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:09,376
that those stupid Sunbeams.
458
00:10:09,379 --> 00:10:10,719
>> For real?
459
00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:11,864
>> Mm-hm, for real.
460
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:12,932
>> BOTH: [sobbing]
461
00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:13,971
>> Now you know you ain't never
462
00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:14,825
made good decisions when it
463
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:16,477
comes to men, especially when
464
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:17,972
it comes to your son.
465
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,335
You know, it's okay to choose
466
00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:20,794
yourself this time, Miss Mack.
467
00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:22,213
>> I came here to warn you,
468
00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:23,236
but you deserve whatever your
469
00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:24,451
girl gives you.
470
00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:25,618
>> Wait a minute.
471
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:26,520
So, what are you saying?
472
00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:27,787
She has herpes?
473
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,343
>> No, Jethro.
474
00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:31,384
She's trying to trap you
475
00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:32,759
with a turkey baster.
476
00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:33,618
>> [gunshot fires]
477
00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,590
>> BOTH: [laughing]
478
00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:37,306
>> Shot in the ass.
479
00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:39,210
>> Oh, never use the doggy door.
480
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,166
>> [laughing]
481
00:10:41,172 --> 00:10:43,312
I like you.
482
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,340
Even Malik had that one
483
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,594
relationship.
484
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:46,756
>> ♪ I'ma rock your body
485
00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:48,478
♪ Turn around
486
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:52,002
[unintelligible lyrics]
487
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,550
♪ I'll put you to bed
488
00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:55,451
♪ Bed bed bed
489
00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:57,338
♪ So I'll put you to bed
490
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>> I'm gonna put you to
491
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bed, Malik.
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>> JASON: [laughing]
493
00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,663
Oh, Clay was gay.
494
00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:04,515
I wonder whatever happened
495
00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:05,717
to that guy?
496
00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:08,724
I wonder if he's still gay?
497
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:09,904
>> Whatever.
498
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:10,926
There was never a time when
499
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:11,931
having Keira in your corner
500
00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:12,861
wasn't helpful.
501
00:11:12,862 --> 00:11:13,862
>> No.
502
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:14,862
>> TASHA: You're lying.
503
00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:15,862
>> BLUE: What?
504
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:16,862
>> I have your pillow.
505
00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:18,172
>> Edgar? I mean...
506
00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,552
You brought my pillow.
507
00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:20,621
>> JASON: Oh, yeah, yeah.
508
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,830
That was during training camp--
509
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:22,897
around the time we hazed you for
510
00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:24,586
being a rookie.
511
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:27,406
>> ♪ My name is Blue
512
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:28,973
♪ Balls I keep a-droppin'
513
00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:30,475
♪ I don't know what to do
514
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,622
♪ Balls they keep a-floppin'
515
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,280
♪ Up and down the field
516
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:35,235
>> That's not far off from what
517
00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:36,031
we did to my other favorite
518
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:37,004
rookie.
519
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,860
[laughing]
520
00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:39,762
>> Okay, you know what?
521
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:40,968
Two things.
522
00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:41,925
One, I'm good with all
523
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:42,661
the Derwin stories.
524
00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:43,785
And, two, I'm glad to hear
525
00:11:43,793 --> 00:11:45,003
that all the relationships you
526
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,210
guys keep tellin' me about
527
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,716
ended so well, 'cause you're not
528
00:11:47,724 --> 00:11:48,934
still sucking on Rick Fox's
529
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,141
toes, are you?
530
00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:51,067
Or was that what you were doing
531
00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:52,408
when we called, maybe, huh, huh?
532
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:54,213
>> Boy, who and what I suck
533
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,096
ain't none of your damn
534
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:56,383
business, okay?
535
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:57,789
Hell, ain't nobody sayin'
536
00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:59,863
we wrote the book on love.
537
00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:00,862
Everybody know every
538
00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:03,482
relationship is not perfect.
539
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,282
It ain't, is it, baby?
540
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,925
>> My husband is bored with me
541
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,101
and my stripper pole is starting
542
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,863
to rust.
543
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,002
Do you know how painful it
544
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,030
is to slide down a rusty
545
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:13,284
stripper pole?
546
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,715
>> I love you.
547
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,104
>> [spits]
548
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,623
>> You're married to her, yet
549
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,760
she has your baby, but she's
550
00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:22,138
dating him.
551
00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:23,617
[laughing]
552
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:26,100
I just love stereotypes.
553
00:12:26,103 --> 00:12:27,483
>> I'm still in love with Kelly.
554
00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,862
>> GUESTS: [gasping]
555
00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:31,552
>> [sharp smack]
556
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,861
>> Hey, don't give me that look.
557
00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:33,792
I just couldn't get enough
558
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,173
of that Kelly.
559
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,212
[laughing]
560
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:36,996
>> [fake French accent]
561
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000
Oh, Skippy?
562
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,480
Hold on, monsieur.
563
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:40,902
I did not realize that you
564
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:42,446
were still in here.
565
00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,308
>> [fake British accent]
566
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:44,140
Oh, it's okay, darling.
567
00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:45,447
Come on in.
568
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:51,098
[muffled speech]
569
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,243
>> [frustrated groan]
570
00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:53,281
>> TASHA: I don't know what them
571
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two see in your yellow ass.
572
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>> JASON: Beep!
573
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>> Hello? Hello?
574
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>> I don't even know why
575
00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:00,995
I called her.
576
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,900
>> Damn, you just hung up
577
00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:02,786
on Miss Mack?
578
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:03,833
>> Oh!
579
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:04,587
What, am I supposed to be
580
00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:05,406
scared of her?
581
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,243
>> I--
582
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:07,591
>> I'm not. Melinda wasn't.
583
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,066
>> 'Cause you are a bully.
584
00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:10,308
Bitch!
585
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,100
>> [sharp smack]
586
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>> MEL: [gasps]
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>> [sharp smack]
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>> TASHA: [gasps]
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>> JASON: [laughs]
590
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Kelly's not.
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00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:16,169
>> [heavy punch]
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>> TASHA: [groans]
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>> KELLY: Oh, my God!
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Ta-da, bitch!
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>> BLUE: Oh!
596
00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:21,756
>> What I'm trying to say
597
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is this...
598
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:26,622
is this...
I'm hungry. Let's eat.
599
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,550
I'm hungry. Let's eat.
600
00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:29,591
Come on, I'll make ya
601
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a sandwich.
602
00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:31,857
>> Cool.
603
00:13:31,862 --> 00:13:33,622
>> Cool.
[sighing]
604
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:39,620
[sighing]
605
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,930
>> Five, six, seven, eight!
606
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:44,141
♪ Humidity's risin'
607
00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:47,547
♪ Barometer's gettin' low
608
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♪ According to our sources
609
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♪ The street's the place to go
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♪ 'Cause tonight
611
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♪ For the first time
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♪ Just about half past ten
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♪ For the first time
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♪ In history
615
00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:08,311
♪ It's gonna start raining men
616
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:09,550
>> The old Melanie wouldn't
617
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,341
dance to emphasize her point.
618
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:12,694
Now look at me.
619
00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:14,859
I'm dancin' and emphasizin'
620
00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:17,102
and dancin' and emphasizin'.
621
00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:19,383
>> ♪ Your haircut is boring
622
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♪ Your haircut is boring
623
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:22,549
>> ♪ There's a lotta crooks
624
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,341
♪ Try to steal your heart
625
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,594
♪ They never had luck
626
00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:27,096
♪ Could never figure out
627
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:29,833
♪ How to love
628
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,717
>> Oh!
629
00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:37,104
[unintelligible]
630
00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:39,243
>> Better than Rick and Pookie?
631
00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:40,831
>> Oh, ten times better.
632
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,967
Ten times better.
633
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,025
Ten times better.
Powder! Oh!
634
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:47,214
Powder! Oh!
635
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:48,026
>> I hate you.
636
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:48,794
>> Oh, I hate more.
637
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:49,593
>> I hate you more.
638
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,066
>> I hate you, Powder!
639
00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:53,588
Oh, I hate you, Powder!
640
00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:54,786
[screaming]
641
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:55,903
>> Blue: Oh, stop!
642
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:56,786
What the hell?
643
00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:57,903
You slept with Miss Mack?
644
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:58,996
>> Hell, no.
645
00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,830
Seein' if you were still payin'
646
00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:00,757
attention.
647
00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:01,788
>> To what?
648
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:02,933
A buncha random-ass thoughts?
649
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:04,341
>> Oh, forgive me for gettin'
650
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,344
lost goin' down memory lane
651
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:07,344
and for havin' the voice of
652
00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:08,694
an angel.
653
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,409
>> Well, I think I'm going to,
654
00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:11,663
uh, head out--considering
655
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:12,995
tonight has been a total waste
656
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,970
of time.
657
00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:14,925
>> I swear, I don't know what
658
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,101
the hell I'm gonna do with you.
659
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:17,483
Have you considered therapy?
660
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:18,762
Seriously.
661
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:19,898
I can give you a great referral.
662
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,136
>> Why do you think she has such
663
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,237
a hard time with relationships?
664
00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:24,241
>> I don't know, dawg.
665
00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:25,661
>> Malik, answer the question.
666
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:26,715
>> Do you want the truth?
667
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:27,794
>> Yeah, boy.
668
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,003
Would you stop playin'.
669
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,380
>> She's mean.
670
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,719
She belittles the men in her
671
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:32,864
life, puts their heart in
672
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:33,722
a vice.
673
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,624
>> You know, I'ma kill you!
674
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:35,520
>> You see?
675
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,277
>> Tasha and Malik went to
676
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,095
therapy?
677
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,003
>> BOTH: It didn't take.
678
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,720
[laughing]
679
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:41,594
>> Hey, that was cute.
680
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,926
Listen, I've seen a lot of great
681
00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:45,101
ones come and go.
682
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:46,173
You have what it takes to be
683
00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:47,142
better than all of them--
684
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:48,997
except me.
685
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,410
No one will ever be better
686
00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:51,523
than me.
687
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,377
I brought the city
688
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:53,279
a championship.
689
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:54,235
I'm a nine-time all-star future
690
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:55,241
Hall-of-Famer who brought
691
00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:56,481
the city a championship.
692
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:57,862
I'm Jason Pitts, future
693
00:15:57,862 --> 00:15:58,902
Hall-of-Famer, brought the city
694
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,066
a championship.
695
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:01,208
>> "Former football player
696
00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:02,166
"who brought the city
697
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:03,412
a championship."
698
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:04,793
>> JASON: One thing we do know
699
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:05,763
for certain is that I brought
700
00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:06,618
the city a championship.
701
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,590
Boom!
702
00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:08,996
I just...
703
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,240
I don't want you to lose focus,
704
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:11,971
wash out, and miss everything
705
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,585
this life has to offer.
706
00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:16,926
>> ♪ I can beat the night
707
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:20,861
♪ I'm not afraid of thunder
708
00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:24,172
♪ I am full of light
709
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:28,142
♪ I am full of wonder
710
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,997
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
711
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,760
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
712
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,828
♪ I keep falling under
713
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,547
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
714
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:40,481
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
715
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:44,482
♪ I am full of wonder
716
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:47,972
♪ Though our feet might ache
717
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,405
♪ The world's
718
00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:52,033
♪ Upon our shoulders
719
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:55,744
♪ No way we gon' break
720
00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:59,761
♪ 'Cause we are full of wonder
721
00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:01,998
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
722
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,880
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
723
00:17:03,879 --> 00:17:07,479
♪ We keep falling under
724
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,662
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
725
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,475
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
726
00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:15,072
♪ We are full of wonder
727
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,998
♪ This life is contagious
728
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,660
♪ Go, go tell your neighbors
729
00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:19,855
♪ Just reach out
730
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,862
♪ Pass it on
731
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,072
♪ Ooh yeah yeah
732
00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:24,548
♪ Life is contagious
733
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,340
♪ Go, go tell your neighbors
734
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:27,594
♪ Just reach out
735
00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:29,476
♪ Pass it on
736
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,972
♪ Yeah yeah
737
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,855
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
738
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,622
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
739
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,930
♪ We keep falling under
740
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,311
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
741
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,340
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
742
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:45,974
♪ We are full of wonder
743
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,755
♪ When everything feels wrong
744
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:50,998
♪ And darkness
745
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,830
♪ Falls upon ya
746
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:57,477
♪ This song is for you
747
00:17:57,482 --> 00:18:01,552
♪ And you are full of wonder
748
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:02,971
>> It's all about being a team!
749
00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:04,585
Now gimme some love!
750
00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:07,166
>> ALL: [cheering]
751
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:10,552
>> Oh...
752
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:11,861
>> A'right, I get it.
753
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:14,692
A'right, I do.
754
00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:16,479
Thanks, man.
755
00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:18,792
You know, uh, no matter what
756
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,383
the issues I've had since I've
757
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:21,969
been here, there's no place
758
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:25,685
I'd rather be.
759
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,899
Let's watch some game film.
760
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:29,856
>> Mmmm...nah.
761
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:31,832
I'm kinda tired.
762
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:34,447
Yeah, a little sleepy.
763
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,068
I'm gonna hit the hay.
764
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,448
You get these dishes.
765
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,308
>> No.
766
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,210
>> Thanks, buddy.
767
00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:40,306
>> What...?
768
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,450
J...? J...J...
769
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:43,658
>> ♪ Every Sunday
770
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,785
♪ Hit the field
771
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:49,243
♪ Run run run
772
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:50,931
♪ It's touchdown time
773
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:54,071
♪ You know the feel
774
00:18:54,068 --> 00:19:00,718
♪ Fun fun...
775
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,144
♪ Fun
776
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:07,307
[imitates trumpet]
777
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,930
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
778
00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:11,381
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Bruuuum!
779
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:16,759
Bruuuum!
780
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:32,208
Bruuuum!
>> ♪
781
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:36,808
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