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OH, THAT CANNOT BE COMFORTABLE.
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- LOOK, IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE
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BETWEEN BEING COMFORTABLE
AND BEING FLY,
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I CHOOSE BEING FLY.
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- [laughs]
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- AND I CHOOSE BEING DRY.
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THIS RAIN IS GONNA
NAP MY HAIR UP.
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- YOUR HAIR OR CHOW MING'S HAIR?
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[laughs]
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- LOOK, STOP MESSING WITH ME.
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YOU KNOW I'M NERVOUS.
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[sighs]
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WELL,
THIS IS MY FIRST MOVIE PREMIERE
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SINCE THE STUCK TOGETHERMOVIE
OF THE WEEK FINALLY INVITED,
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WHICH ONLY AIRED ONCE
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ON PAX
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AT 2:00 A.M.
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GOD.
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- YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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YOU'RE TALENTED,
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ALTHOUGH SUPER CRAZY.
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- [chuckles]
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- BUT THE MOVIE'S
GONNA BE GREAT.
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- AH, WELL,
SPEAKING OF SUPER CRAZY...
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- MM-HMM.
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- UM, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
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REMEMBER THAT LOVE SCENE
THAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT
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BETWEEN ME AND LUKE?
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- UH, NO.
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- REALLY?
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I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE--
- NO.
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- NO?
- MM-MM.
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- [inhales]
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THERE'S A LOVE SCENE.
- YEAH, I GATHERED THAT.
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- UM, AND IT'S--
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IT'S KIND OF GRAPHIC,
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SO I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE UPSET.
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- HMM.
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UH, HOW GRAPHIC?
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LIKE HALLE BERRY BOOMERANG,
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OR HALLE BERRY MONSTER'S BALL?
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- DEFINITELY NOT HALLE BERRY
IN MONSTER'S BALL.
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NOT QUITE BOOMERANG.
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UM, THINK...
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SWORDFISHMEETS LOSING ISAIAH.
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LOOK, I WAS TALKING TO CHERYL,
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AND SHE SAID
THAT SHE GIVES HER MAN, LIKE,
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A HEADS-UP BEFORE
HER LOVE SCENES ARE COMING,
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AND IT'S KIND OF LIKE HIS CUE
TO GO GET POPCORN.
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SO BEFORE MY SCENE WITH LUKE,
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YOU CAN GO GET US SOME POPCORN
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OR MAYBE A SODA.
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- DO I NEED TO STOP
AND GET BUTTER ON MY POPCORN?
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- PROBABLY.
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AND, UM, STOP TO GET SALT.
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- OKAY.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- MWAH.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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COME ON.
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪
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- YEAH, STOCK BOY 3
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IS READY FOR HIS OSCAR.
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- HEY, DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW
YOUR GIRL FOR A MINUTE?
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THEY WANT TO TAKE SOME SHOTS
OF THE CAST.
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- YEAH, MAN.
GO AHEAD.
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- YOU SURE?
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- YEAH.
DO YOUR THING.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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- YEAH, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
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NINA SMITH,
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KEIRA WHITAKER'S
BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
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- ♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER ♪
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♪ WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
AND IT GETS COLD? ♪
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♪ GROWIN' UP IN A HOUSE
WITH NO STOVE ♪
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- OMG,
I HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!
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[camera shutter clicking]
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[indistinct shouting]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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- I SEE YOU, BABY.
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OH, YEAH, YOU LOOKIN' GOOD,
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ALL FOCUSED AND CLEAR
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LIKE A BAGGAGE-FREE
BAG OF MONEY.
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- I LOVE YOU, MAMA,
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BUT YOU DON'T DEFINE ME.
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- THAT'S NEW.
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- HOMEGIRL, IT'S THERAPY.
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DR. DAWSON MADE US FACE
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OUR CODEPENDENCY ISSUES,
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AND, HONEY,
NOW WE THICK AS THIEVES.
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- YES.
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- IN A NON-CODEPENDENT
HEALTHY WAY.
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- OH, ALL RIGHT.
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- BABY, MAMA LOVES YOU
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BUT WITH BOUNDARIES.
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- [laughs]
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WELL, GREAT, OKAY.
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OH, HOLD UP.
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- COME ON, DIANA FLOSS.
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[laughter]
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- HEY, KEIRA, CONGRATULATIONS.
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- THANK YOU.
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[sighs]
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OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY, BABE.
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I WAS ABOUT TO COME SIT DOWN,
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BUT THEN I GOT STOPPED
BY THAT BLACK GUY
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WHO PLAYS A BLACK GANGSTER
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IN EVERY MOVIE WHERE
A BLACK GANGSTER IS NEEDED.
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- AH, YEAH. I LOVE HIM.
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- HMM.
- HEY, COME HERE.
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AND YOU DO NOT
HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
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TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT.
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SOAK IT UP.
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- OKAY.
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- OOH.
- [sighs]
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GET MY SHIRT.
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CHARDONNAY,
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING REALLY
IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.
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- [sighs]
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GIRL,
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT,
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'CAUSE SEE,
I'VE KNOWN FOR MONTHS.
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I MEAN, YOUR ANGER ISSUES,
YOUR PROBLEM WITH MEN,
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YOUR BULGING BICEPS...
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IT'S COOL, THOUGH,
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU
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A REAL CUTE GIRLFRIEND.
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- [gasps]
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- HUH? HUH?
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- YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOUR ASS WISHES.
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'KAY?
I'M NOT GAY.
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- OH.
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- NOW, LISTEN.
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I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
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FOR GETTING YOU TRAPPED
INTO MY WEB OF DECEIT
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AND FOR COMING IN BETWEEN YOU
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AND THAT YELLOW-BELLIED HUSBAND
OF YOURS.
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- OH, THANK YOU, TASHA.
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- MM-HMM.
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SEE THIS, GIRL?
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TASHA'S ON AN APOLOGY TOUR.
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I CALL IT "THE TASHA MACK
SUMMER SORRY JAM."
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- OOH, GIRL.
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WELL,
WITH ALL THE SORRIES YOU OWE,
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THAT SUMMER JAM
IS GONNA BE SOLD OUT.
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[laughs]
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- MM-KAY, SEE, NOW, NORMALLY,
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IF YOU WERE TO TAKE
A SHOT LIKE THAT AT ME
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WHEN I WAS TRYING
TO EXPRESS MYSELF,
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I WOULD'VE SLAPPED YOU ACROSS
THE FACE WITH THIS CHAIR HANDLE.
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- OH.
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- BUT I'M NOT THAT PERSON
ANYMORE.
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- UGH.
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- OOH. WAIT.
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SPEAKING OF WANTING
TO SLAP SOMEBODY,
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IF YOU IT WASN'T
FOR HIS LEMON-HEADED ASS,
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I'D BE DOWN TO THE LAST DAMN
PERSON ON MY APOLOGY LIST.
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- [scoffs]
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WHY IS HE EVEN ON YOUR LIST?
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- GIRL,
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IT WASN'T MY IDEA.
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LOOK, DR. DAWSON,
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HE MADE ME WRITE OUT A LIST
OF EVERYBODY I GOT BEEF WITH,
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AND ME AND JASON,
WE DON'T JUST HAVE BEEF.
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WE GOT BISONS AND CHICKENS
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AND HORSES AND PIGS
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AND E-I-E-I-O.
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BUT DR. DAWSON SAYS
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THAT WITH ALL OF THE ISSUES
THAT I HAVE FROM MY PAST,
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IT'S GONNA HELP ME
INFORM MY FUTURE.
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SO I'VE BEEN TRYING.
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BUT, GIRL, THIS WON'T WORK.
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- LATASHA, LOOK.
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AS MAD AS I AM AT JASON,
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IF APOLOGIZING TO HIM
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IS GONNA HELP YOU
GET RID OF YOUR BAGGAGE
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AND MOVE ON,
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THEN, GIRL,
YOU NEED TO BADGE UP.
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- UH...
- AND DO IT.
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- OKAY, YOU THINK
IT'S THAT EASY?
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THEN YOU WALK
YOUR ASS DOWN THERE
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AND APOLOGIZE TO HIM
FOR LEAVING HIM.
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- OH, HELL NAH.
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'CAUSE, SEE, CHARDONNAY
IS NOT ON AN APOLOGY TOUR.
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HONEY, I'M ON A
"KISS MY ASS" TOUR,
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AND JASON PITTS
IS THE HEADLINER, OKAY?
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YES.
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[laughs]
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- [sighs]
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THERE YOU GO.
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- AH, FOR ME?
- YEP.
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- HEY, MAN, YOU SPIT IN THIS?
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- WHAT? NO.
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FOOL, YOU MY FRIEND.
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[chuckles]
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BESIDES,
IT'S ABOUT TIME I START
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SHOWING YOU
A LITTLE MORE RESPECT
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AND ACTING LIKE IT.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DON'T CARE.
I'M STILL GONNA EAT IT.
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- NO, I'M SERIOUS, TEE TEE,
OKAY?
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AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN
THROUGH WITH REECE AND TORI
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AND NOT TO MENTION
HER BABY DADDY,
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PUNK-ASS FRANKO,
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AND THEN GOING TO THIS
THERAPY SESSION WITH MY MOM,
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TEE TEE, MAN, IT'S ALL JUST--
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IT'S JUST GOT ME THINKING, BRO.
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- UH-OH.
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- NO. LISTEN. HEAR ME OUT.
HEAR ME OUT, OKAY?
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I SHOULD'VE FOLLOWED YOUR LEAD
IN THE FIRST PLACE AND STUFF
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WITH OUR BURGER BUSINESS IDEA,
DOG.
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PHATTY'S--IT WAS GENIUS.
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IF YOU GIVE ME
A SECOND CHANCE, BRO.
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I WANT TO MOVE FORWARD
WITH THE IDEA.
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- [sighs]
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ALL RIGHT.
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I MEAN, I KNOW I SHOULD BE
PLAYING HARD TO GET,
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BUT, HEY, I'M IN.
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- [laughs]
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MY MAN, 100 GRAND.
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- LET ME GET INTO THIS HOT DOG.
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- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HERE.
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I--I DID DROP IT
ON THE WAY INTO THE THEATER.
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YEAH, SEE?
TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF.
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[laughs]
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- BUT, MAN,
THAT ONE GOT RELISH ON IT.
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- YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE
I WAS TRYING TO HIDE THE DIRT.
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[chuckles]
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- NOW I'M UNLOADING TRUCKS?
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I'M A CASHIER.
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- I KNOW.
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- UM, BABE, MY STOMACH'S
STARTING TO GROWL.
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- [whispering] I KNOW.
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I CAN HEAR IT. SHH.
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- CAN YOU GO GET ME
SOME POPCORN?
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- DO YOU REALLY NEED IT?
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IT'S FULL OF SATURATED FAT.
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- I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU
OR YOUR FAMILY'S MONEY.
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- I KNOW, SHELLEY.
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I'M INTERESTED IN YOU.
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- [gasps]
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I'D REALLY LIKE
SOME POPCORN AND A SODA,
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LIKE, NOW.
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- SHELLEY, THE MOMENT YOU FILLED
OUT THAT APPLICATION, I KNEW--
245
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- OH--OH, OH, OH, RIGHT NOW.
246
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NOW.
- YES.
247
00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:29,312
- OKAY. OKAY, YEAH, COOL.
248
00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:30,340
OKAY.
249
00:07:30,344 --> 00:07:31,594
- UM--OH, AND, UM,
250
00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:33,476
REMEMBER, EXTRA BUTTER
251
00:07:33,482 --> 00:07:35,522
AND EXTRA SALT.
252
00:07:35,517 --> 00:07:37,757
OKAY.
- GOT IT.
253
00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:41,448
[smooth R&B music]
254
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- OH!
255
00:07:42,413 --> 00:07:43,693
- [snoring]
256
00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:46,309
- SHELLEY...
257
00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:48,340
- [grunts]
258
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[laughter]
259
00:07:51,689 --> 00:07:53,829
all: OH!
260
00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,692
- [laughs]
261
00:07:58,689 --> 00:08:00,279
[fabric ripping]
262
00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,715
all: WHOA!
263
00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:06,622
- HOW LONG WAS SHE
A DAMN VIRGIN?
264
00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,100
SHE LYING.
265
00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:16,242
[glass shattering]
266
00:08:16,241 --> 00:08:18,141
- YOU DON'T DO TRICKS LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S ACTING.
267
00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:23,004
- WHY WASN'T I INVITED?
268
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,860
[laughter]
269
00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,242
- OOH.
270
00:08:50,206 --> 00:08:52,206
- I SEE YOU, GIRL.
271
00:08:52,206 --> 00:08:53,236
I SEE YOU.
272
00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,411
[laughter]
273
00:08:54,413 --> 00:08:55,593
- GOOD JOB, GIRL.
274
00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:56,656
- THANK YOU.
275
00:08:56,655 --> 00:08:58,825
- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THAT
ON DVD.
276
00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:03,313
[camera shutters clicking]
277
00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:10,206
- OH, THAT PERFORMANCE, I--
278
00:09:10,206 --> 00:09:12,236
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW MUCH I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW.
279
00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:13,141
- AH, OKAY.
280
00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,277
[laughter]
281
00:09:14,275 --> 00:09:15,545
I'MA CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER,
OKAY?
282
00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:17,001
- HI.
- HI.
283
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:17,970
UGH.
284
00:09:17,965 --> 00:09:19,965
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
285
00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:21,025
- I DON'T KNOW.
286
00:09:21,034 --> 00:09:22,284
I GUESS I GOT LOST SOMEWHERE
287
00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:23,895
BETWEEN THE BUTTERY POPCORN
288
00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,516
AND LUKE LICKING YOUR ASS.
289
00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:27,137
- BLUE, I TOLD YOU
NOT EVEN TO WATCH--
290
00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:28,337
- HEY, SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
291
00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:29,904
KEIRA, CAN I GET
JUST A FEW MINUTES WITH YOU?
292
00:09:29,896 --> 00:09:31,166
I'VE GOT THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER.
293
00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:33,032
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
294
00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:33,974
- I'LL BE JUST A SEC--
295
00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:35,585
[sighs]
296
00:09:35,586 --> 00:09:36,616
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
297
00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,690
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
298
00:09:38,689 --> 00:09:40,719
MY MAN.
WHAT'S UP, BLUEPRINT?
299
00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:42,864
BIG NIGHT FOR YOUR GIRL, HUH?
300
00:09:42,862 --> 00:09:44,032
- YEAH, I GUESS.
301
00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:45,244
- [mocking]
YEAH, I GUESS, HUH?
302
00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:46,761
WHAT'S UP, MAN? WHAT?
YOU ENJOY THE MOVIE?
303
00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:48,308
WHAT'D YOU THINK, DOG?
304
00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,660
- I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
305
00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:50,585
- YEAH, I FEEL YOU.
306
00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:51,896
IT WASN'T PRETTY, MAN.
307
00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,826
I MEAN, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
308
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:54,757
- HEY, BUT ON THE UPSIDE,
309
00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:55,828
I DID GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
310
00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:56,857
THEY SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME
311
00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:57,932
FROM BAGGERSTO TRANQUILIZER.
312
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,381
[laughs]
313
00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:01,759
DOG, 'CAUSE YOU COULD SELL
THAT CRAP ON THE STREETS.
314
00:10:01,758 --> 00:10:03,788
ANYBODY WANT SOME OF THAT
BAGGERS,HUH?
315
00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:05,523
HEY, BUT I AIN'T MAD
AT THAT SEX SCENE, THOUGH.
316
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,617
WHOO!
- NO, NO.
317
00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,760
CAN'T BE MAD AT THAT.
318
00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:09,098
HEY, ESPECIALLY FOR A VIRGIN.
319
00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:10,793
YO, YOU TAUGHT HER WELL.
320
00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:11,723
- FOR THE NEXT MAN.
321
00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:12,724
[laughs]
322
00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:13,694
- YO, COME ON, MAN.
TOO SOON.
323
00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:14,829
IT'S TOO SOON.
324
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:15,787
THAT'S MESSED UP, MAN.
325
00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:16,793
- COME ON, MAN, SMILE.
326
00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:17,793
- IT WAS FUNNY, THOUGH.
327
00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:18,793
- YOU BETTER GET IT.
328
00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:20,143
- COME ON, JUST YOUR--
- COME ON.
329
00:10:20,137 --> 00:10:21,717
- NO, I TOLD YOU--
- THIS IS YOUR--CHANCE.
330
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,004
- I TOLD YOU I WILL DO IT
WHEN I--
331
00:10:29,724 --> 00:10:32,034
- [clears throat]
332
00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:33,414
CHARDONNAY.
333
00:10:33,413 --> 00:10:34,453
JASON.
334
00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:35,338
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
335
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,764
- EXCUSE ME?
336
00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:37,788
- OH--
337
00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,243
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY
THANK YOU.
338
00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:40,281
- FOR WHAT?
339
00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:41,655
- APPARENTLY I BOUGHT YOU
A NEW DRESS,
340
00:10:41,655 --> 00:10:42,855
NEW SHOES, NEW PURSE,
341
00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:44,722
AND NEW OTHER PEOPLE'S HAIR.
342
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,384
- [laughing] OOH.
343
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,379
YOU KNOW WHAT, TASHA?
344
00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:48,309
YOU'RE RIGHT.
345
00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,830
HE DOESN'T DESERVE AN APOLOGY.
346
00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,657
GO AHEAD, GIRL.
KEEP YOUR BAGGAGE.
347
00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:53,405
'CAUSE I'M DEFINITELY GONNA KEEP
MY NEW BAGGAGE.
348
00:10:53,413 --> 00:10:54,523
- THERE IT IS.
YOU SEE?
349
00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:55,717
THERE IT IS.
350
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,344
YOU WANT ALL THE PERKS
OF BEING A FOOTBALL WIFE
351
00:10:57,344 --> 00:10:58,554
AND NONE OF THE PENANCE.
352
00:10:58,551 --> 00:11:00,591
YOU WANT THE FANCY CLOTHES
OR THE DESIGNER BAG,
353
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:01,686
THE HOLLYWOOD PARTY...
354
00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:03,829
- NO.
KEIRA INVITED ME HERE, OKAY?
355
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:04,897
NOT YOU.
356
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:07,236
- KEIRA, WHOM YOU KNOW
BECAUSE OF WHO?
357
00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:08,171
[whispers] BECAUSE OF ME.
358
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:09,722
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
359
00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:12,454
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR STUPID
HOLLYWOOD-ASS PARTY, OKAY?
360
00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:13,278
'CAUSE I'M OUT.
361
00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:17,549
I'M KEEPIN' MY DAMN BAG.
362
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,691
- [clears throat]
363
00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:24,899
AREN'T YOU GONNA GO AFTER
YOUR LITTLE MINION? HMM?
364
00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:26,856
FEED HER MORE OF YOUR DEEP-FRIED
BARBECUED POPPYCOCK
365
00:11:26,862 --> 00:11:28,002
ABOUT WHAT A BAD GUY I AM?
366
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,790
- YEAH, HOLD ON, HEADLY.
367
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:30,723
OKAY?
368
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:31,794
I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR EX-WIVES,
369
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,903
AND YOU DON'T INTIMIDATE ME.
370
00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:35,896
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM
371
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,786
FOR THE WAY THAT I'VE
TREATED YOU ALL THESE YEARS,
372
00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,343
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, JASON?
373
00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:40,594
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT A DAMN BULLY.
374
00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:41,686
- UGH.
375
00:11:41,689 --> 00:11:43,099
- MY DAD USED TO BULLY
ME AND MY MAMA
376
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,763
THE SAME DAMN WAY,
377
00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:46,378
JUST LIKE YOU BULLIED KELLY.
378
00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:48,209
AND YOU RAN HER AWAY.
379
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,516
ONLY DAMN WHITE WOMAN
I EVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT--
380
00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:52,657
HER AND HILLARY,
381
00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,135
AND I LOVE ME SOME HILLARY.
382
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,520
- WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
383
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,277
YOU'RE HAVING A HOT FLASH.
384
00:12:00,275 --> 00:12:01,235
YOU NEED A DOCTOR?
385
00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,281
I THINK MY DENTIST IS HERE.
386
00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:03,925
THEY'RE DOCTORS, RIGHT?
387
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,591
- YOU AND YOUR BULLYING
388
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,546
AND YOUR BELITTLING
389
00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:09,481
RAN AWAY MY BEST FRIEND,
390
00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:10,902
AND AS SOON AS I FIND SOMEBODY
391
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,686
THAT I CAN HALF-ASS TOLERATE,
392
00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:15,239
BOY, YOU'RE ABOUT
TO RUN HER AWAY TOO.
393
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:17,171
BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
394
00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:19,002
IT'S ABOUT ME.
395
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,620
IT'S ABOUT ME,
396
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,240
AND MY THERAPIST SAYS
THAT I NEED TO RELEASE
397
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,031
ALL THIS NEGATIVE ENERGY
BETWEEN US,
398
00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:28,004
AND I NEED TO FORGIVE YOU.
399
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,340
SO, JASON...
400
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:31,314
- WHOA.
401
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,450
- [sobs]
402
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,448
- OKAY.
403
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,478
I FORGIVE YOU.
404
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:35,932
- YEAH, QUIT HUGGING ME.
405
00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:37,721
- I FORGIVE YOU, JASON.
406
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,174
- AND I JUST HOPE
THAT YOU CAN FORGIVE ME
407
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,212
BECAUSE I'M READY
TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE.
408
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:43,856
- YEP.
409
00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:44,832
- [sighs]
410
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,927
- OKAY.
411
00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:50,141
- IN THE SPIRIT OF FORGIVING
AND MOVING ON,
412
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,447
I THINK YOU NEED
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
413
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,548
ON YOUR END
414
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:55,071
WITH CHARDONNAY.
415
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:57,068
- [sighs]
416
00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:00,968
- DON'T YOU MISS KELLY?
417
00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:03,515
YOU DON'T WANT THE SAME THING
TO HAPPEN WITH CHARDONNAY.
418
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,965
- [sighs]
419
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:48,452
- NOW, THAT RIGHT THERE
IS A DRESS, HONEY.
420
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:49,718
- THANK YOU.
421
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:50,664
- WHAT IS THAT,
422
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,585
LIKE, TAFFETA, CHIFFON--
423
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:52,586
- HOW DARE YOU?
424
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:53,756
OKAY, IT'S SILK CHARMEUSE,
425
00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:55,338
AND IT'S A JUMPER.
426
00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:56,664
NOW, LISTEN.
427
00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:58,685
I'LL HAVE A GRILLED CHEESE
SANDWICH ON WHEAT
428
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,139
WITH SWISS AND AMERICAN.
429
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:02,237
I WANT THE BREAD DOUBLE GRILLED,
THE TOMATO TRIPLE GRILLED.
430
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,521
I WANT THE EDGES CUT OFF,
431
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,447
AND I WANT THE SANDWICH
CUT IN HALF IN A TRIANGULAR WAY.
432
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:06,828
I NEED A SIDE OF TOMATO SOUP
433
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:09,377
AND FIVE TEASPOONS
OF RED ROOSTER FOR THE DIPPING,
434
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:11,099
AND A GLASS OF PINOT GRIGIO.
435
00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:14,073
- UH, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU
THERE, FANCY-PANTS--
436
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:16,408
CORRECTION--FANCY JUMPER.
437
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:17,383
BUT NO CAN DO.
438
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:19,209
HANK'S HAS A STRICT POLICY.
439
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,066
NO SPECIAL ORDERS,
NO SUBSTITUTIONS, NO GUNS,
440
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:23,858
NO GANG PARAPHERNALIA,
NO ANIMALS,
441
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:26,032
NO ANIMALS WEARING
GANG PARAPHERNALIA,
442
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,764
NO PHONES, NO BARE FEET,
443
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:28,788
AND NO HATS
444
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,313
EXCEPT FOR YARMULKES.
445
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:32,450
HANK'S HAS A VERY LARGE
JUDAIC CUSTOMER BASE.
446
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:33,378
- MM.
447
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:34,449
OKAY.
448
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,408
LISTEN UP, ALICE.
449
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:36,833
COME HERE.
450
00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:39,207
I'VE HAD A VERY LONG NIGHT,
OKAY?
451
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,406
AND I COULD GIVE A GOOD DOG DAMN
452
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,723
ABOUT WHAT YOUR POLICY IS, OKAY?
453
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:44,214
BUT THIS RIGHT HERE,
454
00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:47,066
THIS IS ENOUGH MONEY TO MAKE YOU
MOVE YOUR LITTLE TRAILER HOME
455
00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:49,138
TO GREENER PASTURES.
456
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,787
DON'T YOU WANT TO ROLL?
457
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,033
- [whispers]
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
458
00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:54,864
- THANK YOU.
459
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:01,484
- PSST.
460
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:04,522
PHONES OFF, MONEYBAGS.
461
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:05,517
- OFF.
462
00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:10,341
[sighs]
463
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:19,338
- YOU FORGOT TO ORDER
YOUR RADISH ON THE SIDE.
464
00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:27,099
- HELLO, DADDY.
465
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,619
- HEY, JASON, WHAT YOU WRITING?
466
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,790
- A LETTER.
467
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:33,933
- ON A NAPKIN?
468
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:35,101
KIND OF LOW-RENT, ISN'T IT?
469
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,833
- WHAT ARE YOU WRITING
ON A NAPKIN, FROG MAN?
470
00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,717
- 'KAY, FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S CHICKEN MAN, ALL RIGHT?
471
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:42,414
OR MR. CLUCKY LONG TIME,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
472
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,383
AND I'M DRAWING UP
A PARTNERSHIP CONTRACT BETWEEN--
473
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:45,339
- THAT WAS RHETORICAL,
CHICKEN HEAD.
474
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,524
I DON'T CARE.
475
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,897
- AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN'T KEEP A WIFE.
476
00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,376
[clears throat]
RIGHT.
477
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:51,279
OKAY, LOOK, SO THIS IS
A PRETTY STANDARD CONTRACT.
478
00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,785
FIRST,
WE SPLIT EVERYTHING 50/50.
479
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,693
SECOND, I GET THE TITLE "CEO,"
480
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,619
AND THIRD, YOU STOP REFERRING
TO MY MOM AS CRACKIE.
481
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,660
- HMM. OKAY.
482
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:01,855
I'LL GIVE YOU 30%,
483
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:03,382
YOU GET THE TITLE "C.F.O.,"
484
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,689
AND I'LL ONLY
CALL YOUR MAMA CRACKIE
485
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,899
ON HER BIRTHDAY.
486
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:09,026
- OKAY. FINE. DEAL.
487
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,034
- HA.
488
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,214
- NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
489
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:14,516
I THINK I SEE THE NEXT
MRS. CLUCKY LONG TIME.
490
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,277
- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
491
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,617
- [sighs]
492
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,620
OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA BE
CHASING YOU AROUND ALL NIGHT.
493
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,790
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA FEEL BAD
ABOUT THAT LOVE SCENE.
494
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,903
- YEAH, YOU DIDN'T WANT ME
TO SEE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR.
495
00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:31,896
- WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU--
496
00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,996
- HEY, KEIRA,
TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER.
497
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,720
SHE A BIG FAN.
- OKAY.
498
00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:39,758
[camera shutter clicks]
499
00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:40,928
- THANKS.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
500
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:42,521
- SEE? I TOLD YOU.
WE GO WAY BACK.
501
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:43,857
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
502
00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:45,932
- WHAT I SAW IN THAT THEATER
WAS MORE THAN JUST ACTING.
503
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,141
YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD.
504
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,067
- THANKS.
505
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:49,308
- YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU,
ALL RIGHT?
506
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:52,100
I KNOW YOUR LOOKS, YOUR MOVES,
YOUR SOUNDS.
507
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,723
WHAT I SAW IN THERE
WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
508
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:54,834
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
509
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,407
- YOU GOT WITH DUDE.
510
00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:58,343
- COME ON, BLUE, NOT HERE.
511
00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,594
- HEY, DON'T--DON'T LIE TO--
- HEY, KEIRA.
512
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,546
TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER.
SHE'S A BIG FAN.
513
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:05,281
LAST ONE WAS A VEGAN.
514
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,275
- [sighs]
515
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,165
DON'T LEAVE.
516
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:10,142
[camera shutter clicks]
517
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:11,377
- COOL.
THANK YOU.
518
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,378
YEAH, SEE, I SELL CHICKENS.
519
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:13,658
I CAN'T MESS WITH NO VEGANS.
520
00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:15,235
- LOOK, KEIRA,
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES.
521
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,341
DID YOU SLEEP WITH LUKE?
522
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:18,214
YES OR NO?
523
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,524
- [sighs]
524
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:27,864
- I KNEW IT.
525
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:30,722
SO WHEN YOU WERE TELLING ME
TO LEAVE DURING THE SEX SCENE,
526
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:31,864
YOU WEREN'T LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
527
00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,242
YOU WERE LOOKING OUT
FOR YOURSELF.
528
00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:34,901
- NO. LOOK--
529
00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:37,476
- HEY, CAN I BORROW HER AGAIN
REAL QUICK?
530
00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:40,692
- [laughs]
531
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:42,619
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
532
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,592
- [sighs]
533
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:50,516
- LUKE.
- KEIRA. KEIRA.
534
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:51,967
CAN I GET A SHOT?
535
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,165
THAT'S GREAT.
536
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,522
- AH, TEE TEE, TOMORROW,
537
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:58,377
A BRIGHT FUTURE'S ON THE HORIZON
FOR THE TWO OF US, BABY,
538
00:17:58,379 --> 00:17:59,619
A PARTNERSHIP
539
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,790
THAT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY STAND
THE TEST OF TIME.
540
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,173
- FOR ETERNITY.
- EVERLASTING.
541
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:07,236
- STARTING TO FEEL
A LITTLE GAY, HUH?
542
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:08,211
- YEAH, EXTREMELY.
543
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:09,406
- [clears throat]
544
00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:11,033
SO YOU KNOW WHAT?
HOW 'BOUT THIS, DOG?
545
00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:13,314
TOMORROW, WE'RE GONNA KICK THE
BUSINESS WORLD'S ASS, BROTHER.
546
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,930
- HELL, YEAH.
MUCH MORE HETERO.
547
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:16,591
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAN,
MY CAR IS THIS WAY, TEE.
548
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:17,716
- OH, WHAT?
NO DRIVER?
549
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:18,834
NO BODYGUARD?
550
00:18:18,827 --> 00:18:20,207
SOMEBODY GETTING SERIOUS, HUH?
551
00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:21,096
- COME ON, MAN.
I TOLD YOU.
552
00:18:21,103 --> 00:18:22,523
IT'S MALIK 2.0, DOG.
553
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,897
YOU KNOW WHAT?
BUMP THAT.
554
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,206
IT'S MALIK 2.5.
555
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:26,616
0.5.
I LIKE THAT.
556
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,620
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, MAN.
557
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,790
- DEUCES.
558
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,970
[car alarm chirps]
559
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,335
- YO, 40 MILLION.
560
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,074
- IT'S 80 MIL, DOG.
561
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,615
[heartbeat echoing]
562
00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:50,215
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