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- WHOO!
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BABY GIRL, THAT WAS JUST
THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF DISGUSTING.
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- A LADY IN THE BOARDROOM,
A FREAK IN THE JACUZZI, RIGHT?
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[giggles]
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- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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- MY FATHER DIDN'T WANT
TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU,
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AND NOW YOU'RE GIVING
HIS DAUGHTER THE BUSINESS.
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AFTER THIS DEREK BLANKS
PHOTO SHOOT THAT WE'RE DOING,
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HE'S GONNA BE WANTING
TO GIVE YOU THE BUSINESS.
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- BABY GIRL, YOUR METAPHOR GAME
IS IN SHAMBLES.
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WHAT THE HELL?
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- SORRY.
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I WANT A BATH.
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- SORRY.
DON'T LOOK. DON'T LOOK. DON'T--
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DON'T LOOK.
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪
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BRANDON JUST RAN IN
AHEAD OF ME, AND--
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- AND BRANDON IS...
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- MY SON.
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- AND BRANDON'S FATHER IS?
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- NOT YOU.
- [exhales]
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THANK YOU, JESUS.
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BRANDON.
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- LOOK, I WOULD NORMALLY
NEVER BRING HIM TO MY JOB.
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I KNOW THAT IT IS
COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL,
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AND I APOLOGIZE.
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- LOOK, I JUST GOT DONE
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TURNING MY BUSINESS PARTNER
INSIDE OUT, OKAY?
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WE HAVE A PRETTY LAX
HR DEPARTMENT HERE
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AT MALIK WRIGHT INC.
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- HIS DAD'S ON HIS WAY.
- HM.
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- I AM SO ANNOYED,
BECAUSE HE PROMISED
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THAT HE WOULD PICK UP BRANDON
AFTER HIS DINNER.
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- OH, Y'ALL STILL TOGETHER?
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- UH, NO.
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NO, NOT FOR A WHILE.
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- GOOD, 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE
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COMING IN BETWEEN
FOLKS' FAMILIES, NOW.
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I WILL, AND I HAVE,
BUT I DON'T LIKE TO.
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- WE WERE
HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS.
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THAT'S IT.
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I GOT PREGNANT,
AND HE GOT A RAP CAREER.
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- MM.
- YOU PROBABLY KNOW HIM.
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FRANKO?
- WHAT?
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- YEAH.
- HA!
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♪ TWO STACKS, ONE SHOT,
TWO GIRL, ONE-- ♪
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- YES, THAT'S HIM.
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- YEAH.
YEAH, I MESS WITH DUDE'S MUSIC.
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- YEAH, WELL, OUTSIDE
OF THE SHARED CUSTODY
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OF BRANDON, I DON'T MESS
WITH FRANKO AT ALL.
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- HM.
- IT'S TOO MUCH DRAMA.
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[door clicks open]
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[door clicks shut]
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UM, BRANDON, DO YOU WANT
TO GO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES?
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YEAH, COME ON.
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- SO...
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- TORI'S KID--
WITH SOME OTHER DUDE.
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- THANK YOU, JESUS.
- THANK YOU, JESUS.
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- [laughs]
- OKAY.
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OKAY, BABY, WE GONNA BE THERE.
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ALL RIGHT, BYE.
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- WHO WAS THAT?
- MALIK.
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HE WANTS US TO BE
IN HIS PHOTO SHOOT.
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- HM.
WHAT PHOTO SHOOT?
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- I TOLD YOU.
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HE'S LAUNCHING
THAT HIGHFALUTIN',
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HOITY-TOITY WATER,
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AND HE WANT ALL HIS FRIENDS
AND FAMILY TO BE IN IT.
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- OH, COOL.
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COUNT ME OUT.
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- WHY?
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FOXY, I ALREADY TOLD HIM
WE WAS GONNA BE THERE
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REPRESENTING AS
THAT FLY-ASS COUPLE WE ARE.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE, "KIMYE."
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WE GONNA BE "RASHA,"
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OR, UH, "TICK."
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UH, YEAH, I GUESS IT DON'T WORK
FOR EVERYBODY, HUH?
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- [mutters]
- [laughs]
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- YEAH, RIGHT, I CAN SEE IT
RIGHT NOW:
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"MALIK WRIGHT..."
[roars]
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"TWO-TIME CHAMPION/ENTREPRENEUR.
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"TASHA MACK,
MOTHER/SUPERSTAR MANAGER.
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"AND RICK FOX,
FORMER LOS ANGELES LAKER,
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"FORMER AGENT,
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FORMER DANCING WITH THE STAR
CONTESTANT/LOSER."
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- BABY, COME ON, NOW.
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YOU ARE FAR FROM BEING A LOSER.
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- WELL, MAYBE BACK IN THE DAY,
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BUT WHAT HAVE I DONE
FOR ME LATELY?
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- RICK!
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WELL--LOOK,
JUST LAST WEEK,
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YOU WON $5 OFF THAT SCRATCHER.
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YOU REMEMBER?
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- YEAH, I LIED ABOUT THAT.
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- WELL...
[sighs]
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OKAY, LOOK.
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ONCE A LAKER,
YOU ALWAYS A LAKER.
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- YEAH, THAT DOESN'T WORK
ANYMORE.
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OKAY, LOOK...
- [sighs]
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- [groans]
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I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE
AROUND PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.
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- LOOK, DAMN IT,
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I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO DO IT EITHER, OKAY?
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I DON'T EVEN DRINK WATER, OKAY?
- WHAT?
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- BUT I TOLD MALIK THAT WE
WERE GONNA BE THERE, OKAY?
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SO LOOK.
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NO WORDS, NO TITLES,
JUST PICTURES.
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MM-KAY?
WE BE IN AND OUT.
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LOOK. BOOM.
SNAP, SNAP.
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- YEAH, WELL, I AM GOOD
AT PICTURES.
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- OKAY, YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK AT YOU.
OKAY?
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NO
♪
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- [sighs]
- [laughs]
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OH.
OKAY.
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WHAT, YOU'RE MAD AT ME
FOR MESSING THINGS UP
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WITH YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND
THE OTHER NIGHT?
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- WHAT, ARE YOU MAD AT YOURSELF
FOR BEING SO UGLY?
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- OOH, NICE.
SO HE ISYOUR BOYFRIEND?
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- ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
IS THAT WE ARE FINE.
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SO FINE, IN FACT, HE'S COMING
ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM L.A.
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TO SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEKEND
WITH ME.
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- [gasps]
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS
WHO LIKES GETTING BLUE BALLS.
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[snickers]
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- SHUT UP.
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WE'RE GONNA BE IN MALIK'S
PHOTO SHOOT.
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- OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE HE CALLED
AND BEGGED ME TO BE IN?
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TALKIN' 'BOUT HE DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH REALSTARS?
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[scoffs]
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- MAYBE YOU SHOULD BRING SOMEONE
SO YOU'RE NOT THE ODDBALL OUT.
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- MM.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BRING
A PUFFY COAT
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SO YOU'RE NOT COLD IN MY SHADOW.
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OH.
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THAT'S ONE HELL OF A WORKOUT.
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I MEAN, WHAT?
TWO WHOLE MINUTES?
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FEEL THE BURN!
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[laughs]
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- WHAT'S UP
WITH ALL THE WHITE FOLKS?
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- OH, I HIRED THEM TO MAKE
THE SPREAD LOOK MORE DIVERSE.
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- MM-HMM.
- YEAH?
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- GENIUS.
[chuckles]
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I'MA CALL ONE OF 'EM STEVE NASH.
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WE GONNA KILL 'EM TODAY, BABY.
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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- I--BE PROFESSIONAL.
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- I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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- ALL RIGHT?
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- OKAY?
SEE?
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RICK, IT'S ALL GOOD, OKAY?
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LOOK, AIN'T NOBODY ASKING YOU
ABOUT NO LAKERS.
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AIN'T NOBODY ASKING YOU
ABOUT NO DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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OKAY, IT'S JUST PRETTY PEOPLE
CHEESING FOR THE CAMERA.
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- ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- MM-HMM.
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- JUST GONNA LOOK AT PEOPLE
BEING GOOD-LOOKIN'.
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YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FORT.
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- [laughs]
NO, BABY, YOU MEAN "FORTE."
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FORTE IS FRENCH.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
"PER-Y-ER-RAY-ER-ER."
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- OH.
- [laughs]
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- I-I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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- HERE YOU GO, BABY.
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- CHEESE AND CRACKERS.
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I SPECIFICALLY ASKED
FOR COCKTAIL WEENIES.
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WHERE ARE MY WEENIES?
I SEE NO WEENIES.
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WEENIES!
WHERE ARE YOU, BOYS?
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GO GET ME SOME WEENIES!
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- YOU DIDN'T ASK ME
FOR NO WEENIES, WEENIE.
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YOU ASKED ME FOR CHEE--
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BABY, THAT'S
THAT CONCUSSION TALKING.
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LISTEN, I READ THIS PAMPHLET
THAT YOUR TEAM DOCTOR GAVE ME,
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SO YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION,
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AND ONE OF THE MAIN SIDE EFFECTS
IS MEMORY LOSS.
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BABY, THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN
SO FORGETFUL LATELY.
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JASON!
- HUH?
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NO, YEAH,
I WAS JUST TRYING TO FORGET
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THE LAST TEN SECONDS
OF THIS CONVERSATION.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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CONCUSSION OR NOT,
YOU NOT ABOUT
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TO BE TALKIN' TO ME
IN YOUR KIND OF WAY.
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AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
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NOT ON TODAY,
'CAUSE TODAY IS CHARDONNAY'S
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FIRST CELEBRITY PHOTO SHOOT,
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AND I'M READY
TO GET MY SMIZE ON.
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- [groans]
CONGRATULATIONS, BABY.
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YOU'RE AMERICA'S
NEXT TOP CRAZY PERSON.
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NOW, GO GET ME SOME WEENIES.
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- LUKE, SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY
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HOW EXCITED I AM
TO WORK WITH YOU.
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I LOVE ALL YOUR MOVIES, MAN.
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- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE'RE--WE'RE HAPPY TO BE HERE.
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- YES, WE ARE.
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WE LOVE YOUR WORK.
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I MEAN, HOUSEWIFE NENE,
STRIPPER NENE, GENIUS.
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I WAS THINKING FOR ME,
WE CAN DO SOMETHING
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LIKE "TV STAR KEIRA/
MOVIE STAR KEIRA."
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- A "WHAT IF?" CONCEPT.
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THAT COULD BE, UM, HACKY.
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- WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE COMING.
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- BLUE AND CIARA.
- MM-HMM.
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- I'M EXCITED TO WORK
WITH YOU GUYS.
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I'M THE PHOTOGRAPHER TODAY.
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LET ME KNOW
IF YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING.
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- THANKS, MAN.
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- HI, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE IN TOWN.
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- YEAH.
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I WAS IN NEW YORK, BUT,
YOU KNOW, BLUE FLEW ME OUT.
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- 'SUP, KEIRA, LUKE.
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OOH, NICE BELT.
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HEY, IS THAT HAND-BRAIDED?
- [chuckles]
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YEAH, I GOT THIS IN, UH...
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- [laughs]
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
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YEAH.
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- IS THIS ABOUT THE GIRLY BELT?
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- REALLY?
- REALLY.
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- YOU ARE SO IMMATURE.
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- YEAH.
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR PUFFY COAT?
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I MEAN, YOU MUST
BE FREEZING RIGHT NOW,
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YOU KNOW, ALL THAT SHADE
YOU'RE STANDING IN.
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- ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET'S DO THIS.
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- HERE WE GO!
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- DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT US?
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- US?
[chuckles]
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WHAT US?
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- YOU HAVE A BOOGER
IN YOUR NOSE.
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- NICE TRY.
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- DEREK, SOMETHING'S MISSING.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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- YEAH.
- HEY, RICK.
233
00:08:31,482 --> 00:08:35,662
CAN YOU STILL SPIN A BASKETBALL
WITH ONE FINGER?
234
00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:37,615
- YO, I'M NOT
A GLOBETROTTER, CURLY.
235
00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,830
- WHAT THE--MOM?
236
00:08:38,827 --> 00:08:40,587
- HE PROBABLY JUST GOING
TO THE BATHROOM, BABY.
237
00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,516
- MAMA, THAT'S NOT A "I'M GOING
TO THE BATHROOM" WALK.
238
00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:43,827
THAT'S A
"I AIN'T COMING BACK" WALK.
239
00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:44,927
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
240
00:08:44,931 --> 00:08:47,141
AND I'D BE A TOTAL JACKASS
IF I STAYED.
241
00:08:47,137 --> 00:08:48,547
[sighs]
242
00:08:48,551 --> 00:08:50,171
- FINE.
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
243
00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:51,622
THIS IS WHY I ORDERED
EXTRA WHITE PEOPLE.
244
00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:54,590
- [sighs]
WHATEVER.
245
00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:57,166
HEY, JASON, CAN YOU TAKE
YOUR SUNGLASSES OFF, PLEASE?
246
00:08:57,172 --> 00:08:58,242
- OKAY.
247
00:08:58,241 --> 00:08:59,171
- REALLY, JASON?
248
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,722
- OKAY.
249
00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:03,624
- CAN YOU JUST OPEN YOUR EYES?
- OH, WE'RE DOING THAT?
250
00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,100
WE'RE DOING--
WE'RE DOING THE EYES OPEN?
251
00:09:05,103 --> 00:09:06,723
YOU CAN'T, LIKE,
PHOTOSHOP SOME EYES ON ME?
252
00:09:06,724 --> 00:09:08,074
- REALLY?
- HONEY.
253
00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:09,968
- NO, I'M HEARING ALL
THIS GREAT STUFF ABOUT THE GUY.
254
00:09:09,965 --> 00:09:12,275
I'M JUST SAYIN'.
HE SEEMS A BIT AMATEURISH.
255
00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:13,585
- [scoffs]
256
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,096
- FIRE AWAY, MAN.
MY EYES ARE OPEN. LET'S GO.
257
00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:17,283
OH MY...
258
00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:18,585
EXCUSE ME.
- YOU OKAY?
259
00:09:18,586 --> 00:09:21,166
- YEAH, I'M...
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
260
00:09:21,172 --> 00:09:22,172
- VERY BRIGHT FLASH.
261
00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:30,899
- I WOULD BE A TOTAL JACKASS
IF I STAYED, RIGHT?
262
00:09:32,758 --> 00:09:33,998
- YOU KNOW WHAT, DEREK?
263
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,280
FORGET THESE DUMMIES.
264
00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:42,173
- [gasps]
BABY.
265
00:09:42,172 --> 00:09:44,032
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
266
00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:45,244
- [sighs]
NO, I'M FINE. I'M GOOD.
267
00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:46,481
I'M FINE.
268
00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:48,312
I NEED TO JUST SIT HERE FOR
LIKE, FIVE MORE MINUTES.
269
00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:50,690
I'M GOOD.
270
00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,305
YEAH, I'M--I'M BEGINNING
TO THINK THIS CONCUSSION'S
271
00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:59,240
A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS
THAN I THOUGHT.
272
00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:02,901
[exhales]
- JASON.
273
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,656
I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU HANG UP THE CLEATS.
274
00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:05,825
- IT'S NOT AN OPTION.
275
00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,067
- WHY?
- 'CAUSE IT'S NOT.
276
00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:09,028
IT'S JUST NOT.
277
00:10:09,034 --> 00:10:10,484
- BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
RICH ENOUGH?
278
00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:12,552
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
PROVEN YOURSELF AS THIS
279
00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:15,101
ALL-STAR-BROUGHT-THE-CITY-
A-CHAMPIONSHIP GUY?
280
00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:19,313
- BABY, THAT CHAMPIONSHIP
DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING.
281
00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:22,480
- THAT'S ALL YOU TALK ABOUT
IS, "I WANT A CHAMPIONSHIP,
282
00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:23,412
I WANT A CHAMPION--"
283
00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:26,313
- I CHEATED.
284
00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:30,550
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
285
00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,761
- THE SEASON
THAT WE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
286
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,788
I WAS ON STEROIDS.
287
00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:38,903
THERE, I SAID IT.
I'M--I'M A PHONY.
288
00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,278
- [exhales]
289
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,585
- BROUGHT THIS CITY
A CHAMPIONSHIP
290
00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:48,096
ON MY DOPED-UP BACK.
291
00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:50,103
- WOW.
- YEAH, "WOW."
292
00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:53,763
SO...
293
00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:55,338
THAT'S WHY I GOT SOMETHING
TO PROVE.
294
00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:57,144
- TO THE FANS.
- NO, TO MYSELF.
295
00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:58,717
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
296
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:01,244
- WHAT ABOUT ME, JASON?
297
00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:05,621
I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO SIT BY
AND WATCH YOU KILL YOURSELF?
298
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,310
- HEY, YOU CAN SIT.
YOU CAN STAND.
299
00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:10,340
I'M PLAYING BALL.
300
00:11:10,344 --> 00:11:13,414
I'M PLAYING BALL.
301
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:19,030
- [exhales]
302
00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:23,484
- WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH Y'ALL TWO?
303
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,522
- THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
304
00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,927
I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE
THEY USED TO BANG, BUT--
305
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,551
- THAT WAS JUST SOME TABLOID BS.
306
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,521
- TOLD ME THEY DATED,
SO I ASSUMED.
307
00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:33,377
- WHAT DOES HE MEAN,
"Y'ALL DATED?"
308
00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:35,099
- CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PLEASE?
309
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,313
I'M TRYING TO CREATE ART HERE.
310
00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,030
THANK YOU.
311
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:44,314
- DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT
SMASH MY GIRL?
312
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:45,720
WELL?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
313
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:47,664
I KNOW LIKE HELL
Y'ALL AIN'T TRYING
314
00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:48,715
TO RUIN MY DAMN PICTURE.
315
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,174
- SORRY.
316
00:11:50,172 --> 00:11:51,932
LOOK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
SOMEPLACE ELSE?
317
00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:53,901
- KEIRA, WE COULD'VE TALKED
ABOUT THIS ON THE PHONE
318
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,966
LIKE WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING
EVERY WEEK
319
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,615
INSTEAD OF WHICH BASKETBALL WIFE
THREW A DRINK
320
00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,070
IN THE OTHER ONE'S FACE.
321
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,168
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY GIRL.
322
00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:01,412
- I AM YOUR GIRL.
323
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:02,833
- YOU DON'T SLEEP
WITH YOUR GIRL'S MAN.
324
00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,587
- YOUR MAN?
I MEAN, COME ON, C.
325
00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:05,686
YOU TWO HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
326
00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:06,689
AND, IN ALL FAIRNESS,
327
00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:08,239
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
SEEN DUDE SINCE.
328
00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,551
- IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MANY NIGHTS IT WAS.
329
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:12,551
I DISCOVERED THAT ASS.
330
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:13,831
I CHRISTOPHER-COLUMBUSED IT.
331
00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:14,997
THEN I NEIL-ARMSTRONGED IT
332
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,550
AND PLANTED MY FLAG ON IT
IN THE NAME OF CIARA
333
00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:19,281
JUST IN CASE I WANTED
TO CIRCLE BACK.
334
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,205
- LADIES.
335
00:12:21,206 --> 00:12:22,206
- YOU?
336
00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:24,236
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
A VIRGIN.
337
00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:26,691
- YOU HAPPY NOW?
338
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,829
- IT'S NOT
WHAT I HAD IN MIND, BUT...
339
00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:33,097
- I'M GOOD WITH BOTH OF Y'ALL.
340
00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:34,903
- YOU'RE A PIECE OF WORK.
THANKS.
341
00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:41,858
- MM-HMM.
342
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,552
- IF I STAY, I'D BE
A TOTAL JACKASS, RIGHT?
343
00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:49,591
- IF YOU STAY,
YOU GONNA GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED.
344
00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:50,686
THANK YOU.
345
00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:52,139
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, COME ON, WHITE FOLKS.
346
00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,757
- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S JUST TAKE YOUR PLACES.
347
00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:55,898
- Y'ALL FILL IN THE GAPS.
- I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE.
348
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:57,066
- ALL RIGHT.
349
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:08,788
- YEAH, I KNOW.
350
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,973
- UM, TRY...
351
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,825
- I'M SORRY.
UM...
352
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:18,277
I'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY.
353
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,855
- DEREK, APOLOGIZING.
354
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,412
SAY SORRY.
355
00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:22,973
- LISTEN, I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
356
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:24,405
LISTEN, LISTEN.
357
00:13:24,413 --> 00:13:25,593
- YEAH, I'M LOOKING FOR THE MAN
358
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:27,716
THAT'S BEEN SEXTING
MY BABY MAMA.
359
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,144
- OF COURSE YOU ARE.
360
00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:30,757
- PLEASE, FRANKO.
NOT HERE, OKAY?
361
00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:32,448
- LOOK, BABY, I JUST WANT
TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS.
362
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,068
- TORI, DO SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR BOY, OKAY?
363
00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,408
IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL.
364
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:37,073
- AND NEITHER IS YOUR JUNK
IN MY GIRL'S PHONE.
365
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,518
- WHAT?
366
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,717
- I WAS GOING THROUGH HER EMAIL,
WHICH I DO FROM TIME TO TIME,
367
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,934
AND I COME ACROSS THIS FLICK
368
00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:45,691
RIGHT NEXT TO PICTURES
OF MY SON.
369
00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:48,169
DISNEYLAND, SEAWORLD,
370
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:52,242
PENIS, PENIS, PENIS,
371
00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:55,031
CHURCH, PENIS.
372
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,764
- DOG, HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT'S EVEN ME, MAN?
373
00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,028
[chuckles]
374
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,904
OH, I FORGOT--FORGOT
TO CROP MY HEAD OUT OF THAT ONE.
375
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:02,996
YOU KNOW, I WAS ON THE TOILET,
AND I FORGOT.
376
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
IT WAS CRAZY.
- OH, YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?
377
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,100
- DOG.
378
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:06,663
- IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
THIS IS, HOMEBOY?
379
00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,825
- FRANKO! COME ON!
- HUH? MESSIN' WITH MY GIRL?
380
00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:10,587
- MAN, YOUR NAME
IS FRANCIS, DOG.
381
00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:12,236
YOU HAD ONE HIT IN THE '70s.
382
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,831
- ALL RIGHT, HE'S GONE.
383
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,927
[door clicks open]
384
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:19,451
- HEY.
385
00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:20,688
YOU FEELING BETTER?
386
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,239
- AH, NOT REALLY.
387
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:23,381
I JOGGED THE ONE ROUTE
388
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:26,069
THAT PASSES ALL THE DONUT SHOPS
IN THE CITY.
389
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:27,588
- OH.
390
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:29,276
WOULD SOME SWEATY SEX HELP?
391
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:30,895
- EH.
COULDN'T HURT.
392
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:31,926
- [giggles]
393
00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:33,381
- BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE BETTER?
394
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:34,379
- WHAT?
395
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:35,549
- MORE DONUTS?
396
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,901
- OH, FOXY.
- MM.
397
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,066
- I HATE SEEING YOU LIKE THIS,
398
00:14:39,068 --> 00:14:41,658
ALL STRUNG OUT
ON DONUTS AND DEPRESSION.
399
00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:44,475
- OH, YOU'D BE DEPRESSED TOO
IF YOU JUST WALKED AROUND LIFE
400
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,932
AIMLESSLY WITH NO DIRECTION,
401
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:48,311
BUMPIN' YOUR HEAD ON DOORWAYS
402
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:50,410
AND ALL YOUR BEST YEARS
BEHIND YOU.
403
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,623
- RICK, THAT IS NOT TRUE.
404
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,310
OKAY, YOU GOT PLENTY GOOD YEARS
AHEAD OF YOU.
405
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,380
YOU JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT
406
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:57,589
WHAT THE HELL
YOU WANT TO DO WITH THEM.
407
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:58,856
OKAY, NOW COME ON, BABY, LOOK.
408
00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:00,662
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING
THAT YOU LIKE TO DO
409
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:03,655
OTHER THAN JUST BASKETBALL
OR SPORTS MANAGEMENT
410
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,585
OR DANCING WITH STARS.
411
00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:07,716
- WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE THING
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO
412
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:08,764
WHEN I WAS A KID...
413
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:09,788
- UH-HUH.
414
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,033
- BEFORE I GOT DRAFTED
INTO THE NBA.
415
00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:13,104
KIND OF LOST SIGHT OF IT.
416
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,483
- WHAT?
417
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,792
- NAH, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LAUGH.
- NO! I'M NOT!
418
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,523
RICK, COME ON, TELL ME!
I GOT YOU.
419
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,237
- REALLY?
- YES.
420
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:22,661
BONNIE AND CLYDE.
RIDE OR DIE.
421
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,685
COME ON, IT'S ABOUT
THAT COMMITTED LIFE.
422
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:25,999
EFORE I GOTINTO BASKETBALL...
423
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,240
- MM-HMM.
424
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:30,451
- I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
A STAND-UP COMEDIAN.
425
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:32,408
- [scoffs]
COME ON, RICK. STOP PLAYING.
426
00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:34,343
BE FOR REAL.
427
00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:35,934
OH.
428
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:38,311
OH, OKAY, YOU'RE SERIOUS.
429
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,930
- YEAH.
- OKAY.
430
00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,721
- I USED TO PRACTICE
IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR,
431
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:42,664
MY ROUTINE, FOR HOURS.
432
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:43,855
LOOK.
433
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,522
I USED TO DO THIS THING
WHERE I KIND OF, LIKE,
434
00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:46,967
TALK ABOUT MY LIFE.
435
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,445
LIKE--LIKE, FUNNY ANECDOTES.
436
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,588
LIKE--LIKE A BLACK SEINFELD.
437
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,406
- OH, OKAY, OKAY.
OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY.
438
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,143
- RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
- OKAY.
439
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:58,452
- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE,
DRIVING A BENTLEY...
440
00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:01,238
- UH-HUH.
- AND YOU'RE LIKE, "BENTLEY.
441
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:03,931
THAT'S A FUNNY NAME FOR A CAR.
442
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,001
WHY DON'T THEY JUST
CALL IT 'ALFRED?'"
443
00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:10,716
YOU GET IT?
444
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,244
- OH!
- [laughs]
445
00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:15,861
- HA!
I GOT IT. ALFRED.
446
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:18,102
OKAY, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
447
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,693
OKAY, WAIT, THE JOKE
WAS WAY UP HERE,
448
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:20,929
AND YOU KNOW, I'M WAY DOWN HERE.
449
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,861
YOU KNOW, I'M CLIMBING UP THERE
TO GET IT.
450
00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:24,242
- SO YOU THINK--
YOU THINK I CAN DO IT?
451
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:25,901
- BABY, COME ON NOW--WHAT?
452
00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:27,306
I THINK YOU JUST DID IT.
453
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:28,620
- WHAT?
- YEAH!
454
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,450
[both laugh]
455
00:16:34,275 --> 00:16:35,475
- MM-MM.
456
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,282
- GOD, WE SHOULD'VE JUST
GONE WITH YOU ALL ALONG.
457
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:39,065
- ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL, RIGHT?
458
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:41,168
- NO, WE BARELY PULLED OFF
THIS PHOTO SHOOT
459
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,662
BY THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH.
460
00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:45,275
I MEAN, REALLY, MALIK,
THE PEOPLE
461
00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:47,785
YOU ARE HANGING AROUND
ARE BRINGING YOU DOWN.
462
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,283
I WOULD HATE TO SEE THEM
JEOPARDIZE "MALIK 2.0."
463
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,235
- OKAY, WELL, WHO ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT SPECIFICALLY?
464
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:54,071
BECAUSE TEE TEE IS STILL PISSED
THAT HE WAS BANNED
465
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:55,208
FROM THE DAMN SHOOT.
466
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,476
- WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
YOU CAN'T FIRE YOUR MOM.
467
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,283
CAN YOU?
- [scoffs]
468
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:03,925
- OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE THAT
WOULD MAKE YOU A MONSTER.
469
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:07,521
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T, RIGHT?
470
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:08,517
YOU KNOW WHAT?
471
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,827
FORGET ABOUT FIRING YOUR MOM
FOR NOW.
472
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:14,547
ALL I'M SAYING IS,
TO BE THE BEST,
473
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:18,070
YOU HAVE TO BE AROUND THE BEST.
474
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:20,688
- HM.
475
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:23,519
TORI!
476
00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:26,957
- DID YOU NEED SOMETHING, MALIK?
477
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,524
- LOOK, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
478
00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:31,517
AT HOME, BABY GIRL,
AND I FEEL FOR YOU.
479
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,757
BUT THIS JUST AIN'T WORKING OUT
FOR MALIK 2.0.
480
00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:36,998
- LOOK, I AM SORRY ABOUT FRANKO,
BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU
481
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,450
THAT THAT
WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
482
00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,858
- I KNOW, 'CAUSE TODAY'S
YOUR LAST DAY.
483
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:45,926
- YOU'RE FIRING ME?
484
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,481
- YOU'LL RECEIVE
A FULL SEVERANCE PACKAGE
485
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:51,552
WHICH INCLUDES TWO WEEKS' PAY,
SOME HELP WITH C.O.B.R.A.,
486
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:54,071
AND I'LL ARRANGE FOR A CAR
TO PICK YOU UP DOWNSTAIRS.
487
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,338
THERE'LL BE A CHLOE GIFT BAG
ON THE SEAT.
488
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:57,904
- ALONG WITH A SEXUAL
NON-DISCLOSURE FORM
489
00:17:57,896 --> 00:17:58,926
FOR ME TO SIGN?
490
00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:00,971
YEAH, I KNOW THE DRILL.
491
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:01,995
- [scoffs]
492
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,826
FYI, WE SLEPT TOGETHER.
493
00:18:05,827 --> 00:18:09,337
- I GATHERED THAT
WHEN I SAW THE NAKED PICTURE.
494
00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:10,974
- [exhales]
495
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:11,925
- JUST GO THE NEXT ONE.
496
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,141
[lightning crashes]
497
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:18,237
- ♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR A FIGHT ♪
498
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:22,101
♪ ALL THE TROUBLE
THAT I KNOW ♪
499
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:26,523
♪ TRYING TO LOSE
THE WORLD INSIDE ♪
500
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:31,547
♪ BUT IT'S GOT NO PLACE TO GO
501
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:34,661
♪ OH, I'M ARMED AND DANGEROUS
502
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,995
♪ AT THE WHIM OF MY COMMAND
503
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,070
[phone rings]
504
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:41,588
- HEY, IT'S YOUR GIRL C.
505
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,476
LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.
506
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:47,482
[beep]
507
00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:50,342
- [exhales]
508
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:54,244
[cries]
509
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,241
- HEY, COME HERE.
510
00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:59,721
- [sobbing]
511
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,284
- ♪ THE RIOT'S GONE
512
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:04,135
♪ THE RIOT'S GONE AWAY
513
00:19:04,137 --> 00:19:07,137
[slow rock music]
514
00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:17,447
♪
515
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:21,448
[aggressiv♪ o
516
00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:26,048
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