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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,206 --> 00:00:02,826 OKAY I WOULD LIKE 2 00:00:02,931 --> 00:00:04,001 TO THANK TASHA MACK 3 00:00:04,103 --> 00:00:05,173 FOR LETTING ME HOST 4 00:00:05,275 --> 00:00:06,855 THE SUNBEAM MEETING AT HER PLACE, 5 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:10,275 AS MINE IS CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN A LITTLE BANK SNAFU. 6 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:11,789 - WHAT IS A BANK SNAFU? 7 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:13,656 - GIRL, THAT'S BLACK IN KOREAN FOR "IN FORECLOSURE." 8 00:00:13,758 --> 00:00:14,658 - OOH. 9 00:00:14,758 --> 00:00:17,238 - NOW, THIS MEETING WAS CALLED 10 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:19,314 SO THAT WE COULD WELCOME THE NEW FACES, 11 00:00:19,413 --> 00:00:20,863 OR AS I WOULD LIKE TO CALL THEM, SUN RAYS, 12 00:00:20,965 --> 00:00:22,615 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT QUITE A BEAM YET. 13 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:23,834 UM, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, 14 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:26,241 I WANT ALL MY RAYS TO RAISE THEIR HANDS 15 00:00:26,344 --> 00:00:27,244 SO WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 16 00:00:27,344 --> 00:00:28,454 MM-HMM. - HEY, GIRLS. 17 00:00:28,551 --> 00:00:30,281 - WOULD ANY OF YOU RAYS LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS? 18 00:00:30,379 --> 00:00:32,099 - OOH, I WOULD. 19 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:33,996 WELL, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW, 20 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:36,723 I'M CHARDONNAY, JASON PITTS' WIFE. 21 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:38,477 - WIFE NUMBER TWO. - HUH? 22 00:00:38,586 --> 00:00:40,306 [laughter] 23 00:00:40,413 --> 00:00:42,103 - GOOD O - LAST ONE. 24 00:00:42,206 --> 00:00:43,406 RIGHT. 25 00:00:43,517 --> 00:00:45,617 AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH 26 00:00:45,724 --> 00:00:46,834 ABOUT THE AMAZING WORK 27 00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:48,411 THAT THE SUN BEAMS DO IN THE COMMUNITY, 28 00:00:48,517 --> 00:00:50,517 AND I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO BEING A PART OF IT 29 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,170 AND TAKING THE FIRST STEP. 30 00:00:52,275 --> 00:00:54,275 - OH. WELL, HERE'S STEP ONE: 31 00:00:54,379 --> 00:00:55,619 RED CUP, Y'ALL! 32 00:00:55,724 --> 00:00:57,174 [laughter] 33 00:00:57,275 --> 00:01:01,825 - SINCE I'M NOT REALLY WITH BLUE BUT I AM KIND OF A CELEBRITY, 34 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,791 I'M AFFILIATED WITH A BUNCH OF NONPROFITS 35 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:05,586 THAT I'D BE HAPPY TO HOOK YOU UP WITH. 36 00:01:05,689 --> 00:01:07,309 - OKAY, WELL, WHAT I WANT IS FOR Y'ALL 37 00:01:07,413 --> 00:01:09,213 TO SHUT YOUR BLABBERY ROOKIE MOUTHS 38 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:11,930 SO I CAN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS. 39 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:13,104 [upbeat electronic music] 40 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:16,096 COCKTAIL TIME! 41 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:17,686 WELCOME TO THE SUNBEAMS, Y'ALL! 42 00:01:17,793 --> 00:01:18,663 [cheering] 43 00:01:18,758 --> 00:01:19,718 - WHAT? 44 00:01:19,827 --> 00:01:20,997 - [shrieks] 45 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:24,143 [cheering] 46 00:01:24,241 --> 00:01:27,031 - YOU DID NOT JUST THROW THIS MUSTY-ASS SHIRT ON ME. 47 00:01:27,137 --> 00:01:29,517 PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON. 48 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,480 [aggressive rock music] 49 00:01:34,586 --> 00:01:37,516 ♪ 50 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,410 - ♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME STARING, UNDERSTAND AND LET YOU KNOW ♪ 51 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:44,377 ♪ YOU ALREADY KNOW 52 00:01:44,482 --> 00:01:45,412 ♪ I'M YOUNG, FLY, FLASHY 53 00:01:45,517 --> 00:01:46,827 ♪ YOUNG, FLY, FLASHY ♪ 54 00:01:46,931 --> 00:01:48,241 ♪ YOUNG, FLY, FLASHY 55 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:49,624 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I BE YOUNG 56 00:01:49,724 --> 00:01:50,694 ♪ I'M YOUNG-- [music stops] 57 00:01:50,793 --> 00:01:51,933 - WHAT THE HELL? 58 00:01:52,034 --> 00:01:53,864 - THE HELL IS, I FIND IT HIGHLY DISRESPECTFUL. 59 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:56,335 YOU COMING INTO MY HOME-TEL WITH A BUNCH OF STRIPPERS 60 00:01:56,448 --> 00:01:57,998 WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A "MAY I?" 61 00:01:58,103 --> 00:01:59,383 - I AM THE SUNBEAM PRESIDENT. 62 00:01:59,482 --> 00:02:00,972 I DON'T HAVE TO ASK ANYTHING. 63 00:02:01,068 --> 00:02:02,858 - OH, IN MY HOUSE, YOU DO. 64 00:02:02,965 --> 00:02:05,135 NOW, LOOK, THESE YOUNG GIRLS DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE SUNBEAMS 65 00:02:05,241 --> 00:02:07,031 TO HAVE A BUNCH OF BISEXUAL CROTCHES 66 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:08,477 ALL UP IN THEY FACES. 67 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,686 SO IF YOU'RE HALF NAKED, OILED UP, 68 00:02:09,793 --> 00:02:11,143 AND YOU SMELL LIKE BLOW POP, 69 00:02:11,241 --> 00:02:13,141 YOU GOTS TO GO. 70 00:02:13,241 --> 00:02:14,101 COME ON, NOW. 71 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:15,096 GO ON. 72 00:02:15,206 --> 00:02:16,786 MM-HMM. GET YOUR G.E.D. 73 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:17,756 OOH. 74 00:02:17,862 --> 00:02:18,902 ALL RIGHT. 75 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,030 OKAY, NOW GET BACK TO THIS DAMN MEETING. 76 00:02:21,137 --> 00:02:23,787 AIN'T GOT STRIPPERS IN HERE WITHOUT ASKING. 77 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:25,786 - WELL, I GUESS I CAN TALK ABOUT 78 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:29,206 MY BORING EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS SEASON. 79 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:31,070 WELL, WE REALLY GOT TO STEP UP THE SKYBOX. 80 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:35,002 THAT MEANS NO JERSEYS, NO SWEATS, NO HATS. 81 00:02:35,103 --> 00:02:36,593 all: MM. - THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES. 82 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:39,099 IF YOUR HAIR AIN'T DID, STAY AT THE CRIB. 83 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:40,826 AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU IN A PAIR OF SHOES 84 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:42,481 THAT AIN'T SIX INCHES OFF THE GROUND. 85 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:44,026 AND WHEN IT COMES TO THE EARRINGS, 86 00:02:44,137 --> 00:02:45,717 BIGGER IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER. 87 00:02:45,827 --> 00:02:46,657 [chuckles] 88 00:02:46,758 --> 00:02:47,618 JUST PLAYING. 89 00:02:47,724 --> 00:02:49,864 BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER. 90 00:02:49,965 --> 00:02:53,205 [phone line trilling] 91 00:02:53,310 --> 00:02:55,170 - BABY, I REALLY CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 92 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,855 BLUE IS GETTING HIS BOYS HANDED TO HIM. 93 00:02:57,965 --> 00:02:59,375 - NOW, BABY, THESE HACKS ARE CRAY. 94 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:00,592 - ONE WHISTLE BLOW... 95 00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:02,239 - NOW, I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN BE A FOOTBALL WIFE 96 00:03:02,344 --> 00:03:03,624 WITHOUT BEING A SUNBEAM. 97 00:03:03,724 --> 00:03:06,074 - NO, NO, BABY, I TOLD YOU: YOU GOT TO REPRESENT, OKAY? 98 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:07,102 - [sighs] 99 00:03:07,206 --> 00:03:08,446 - I'M OVER HERE RE-BLAZING TRAILS. 100 00:03:08,551 --> 00:03:10,381 I NEED YOU TO SET FIRE TO THE SUNBEAMS. 101 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,902 KELLY WAS PRESIDENT OF THE SUNBEAMS. 102 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,450 JUST SAYIN'. LOVE YOU. GOT TO GO. BYE. 103 00:03:13,551 --> 00:03:15,661 - YOU'RE SANDBAGGING IT OUT THERE, BLUE. 104 00:03:15,758 --> 00:03:17,618 YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE TERM "SANDBAGGING"? 105 00:03:17,724 --> 00:03:19,484 IT'S NOTHING SEXUAL. 106 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:22,066 IT REFERS TO GUYS WHO ACTUALLY AREN'T GIVING THEIR ALL 107 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:23,722 IN ORDER TO HUSTLE YOU LATER ON DOWN THE ROAD. 108 00:03:23,827 --> 00:03:25,787 - COACH, I'M NOT SANDBAGGING. - OKAY. 109 00:03:25,896 --> 00:03:27,516 SANDBAGGING CAN BE SEXUAL. 110 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,340 [laughter] 111 00:03:29,448 --> 00:03:30,928 BUT RIGHT NOW, 112 00:03:31,034 --> 00:03:33,724 LET'S FIGURE OUT WHY IN THE HELL YOU'RE STINKING UP MY FIELD. 113 00:03:33,827 --> 00:03:35,717 [cheering] 114 00:03:35,827 --> 00:03:37,027 all: OH! 115 00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:38,967 - YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY OPEN A WINDOW. 116 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:41,518 THIS KID REEKS OF UNFULFILLED EXPECTATION. 117 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:44,380 [all laughing] 118 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:46,623 - UH-OH. 119 00:03:46,724 --> 00:03:47,624 - PIED PIPER. 120 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:48,694 - IT'S THE THANKSGIVING TURK. 121 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,213 WHO YOU COMING TO GOBBLE GOBBLE? 122 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,450 - SORRY TO INTERRUPT, COACH. 123 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:52,721 I NEED TO GRAB SAMPSON. 124 00:03:52,827 --> 00:03:54,137 - OOH. 125 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:55,591 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, DOG. 126 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:57,719 MAYBE HE'S JUST COMING TO VALIDATE YOUR PARKING, YOU KNOW. 127 00:03:57,827 --> 00:03:59,167 - UH, GET YOUR PLAYBOOK. 128 00:03:59,275 --> 00:04:00,445 all: OH. 129 00:04:00,551 --> 00:04:02,451 - MAYBE NOT. 130 00:04:02,551 --> 00:04:03,971 - SEE YOU AROUND, MAN. 131 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:04,968 - YOU'RE GOOD. 132 00:04:05,068 --> 00:04:05,928 [phone line trilling] 133 00:04:06,034 --> 00:04:07,524 - HEY, SUGAR BOOGER. 134 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:09,550 UH-HUH. 135 00:04:09,655 --> 00:04:10,825 MM-HMM. 136 00:04:10,931 --> 00:04:12,001 OKAY. 137 00:04:12,103 --> 00:04:13,523 UM... 138 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:14,790 UH, NEW GIRL. 139 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:16,376 YEAH, YOUR LAST NAME IS SAMPSON, RIGHT? 140 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:17,412 - YES. 141 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:18,857 - OH, WELL, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU 142 00:04:18,964 --> 00:04:20,724 THAT YOUR HUSBAND HAS JUST BEEN CUT FROM THE SABERS 143 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,787 AND YOU WILL NOT BECOME A MEMBER OF THE SUNBEAMS. 144 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:23,786 - OOH. 145 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,206 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 146 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:26,310 - I AM NOT. 147 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:27,723 UM, THERE'S THE DOOR. 148 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:28,757 PLEASE LEAVE YOUR RED CUP 149 00:04:28,862 --> 00:04:32,242 AND YOUR COPY OF THE SUNBEAM BYLAWS. 150 00:04:32,344 --> 00:04:33,624 - NOW THAT'S COLD. 151 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:36,004 - THAT'S REAL. - THAT'S COLD. 152 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:37,693 - GIVE ME THAT. 153 00:04:37,793 --> 00:04:39,313 HAVE A NICE LIFE. 154 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,663 [mouthing words] 155 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:41,658 - WOW. 156 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:43,208 YOU KNOW, AS AN ACTRESS, 157 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:45,520 I GO THROUGH THE SAME KIND OF INSTABILITY. 158 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,760 - WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 159 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:49,722 YOUR MAN'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, 160 00:04:49,827 --> 00:04:53,857 NOT WITH ALL OUR TEAM'S RESOURCES IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT. 161 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:55,445 Y MAN. 162 00:04:55,551 --> 00:04:57,341 - SPEAKING OF PEOPLE TAKING UP ALL THE MONEY, 163 00:04:57,448 --> 00:04:59,238 WHAT ABOUT JASON'S ASS? 164 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:00,624 - WHAT ABOUT JASON'S ASS? 165 00:05:00,724 --> 00:05:02,074 - GIRL, WE JUST BANTERING. 166 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:03,592 - DON'T BANTER ABOUT MY-- 167 00:05:03,689 --> 00:05:04,549 - LADIES, LADIES, LADIES. 168 00:05:04,655 --> 00:05:05,515 Y'ALL JUST RELAX. 169 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:06,620 LET IT GO. LET IT GO. 170 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,074 ALL THIS DAMN BICKERING BACK AND FORTH-- 171 00:05:08,172 --> 00:05:09,172 I'M TELLING YOU, 172 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,685 I BLAME THAT ON YOUR LACK OF LEADERSHIP. 173 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:12,313 YES. OKAY? 174 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,143 WHEN KELLY WAS HERE, WASN'T NONE OF THIS GOING ON. 175 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:15,901 HELL, WE'D BE DRINKING OUR PINOT GRIGIO, 176 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,280 SINGING KUMBAYA. 177 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:18,379 OKAY? 178 00:05:18,482 --> 00:05:19,762 OR AT LEAST HEY, SOUL SISTER. 179 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,282 SEE, KELLY PITTS, THAT GIRL LOVED HER SOME DAMN TRAIN. 180 00:05:22,379 --> 00:05:24,479 - OKAY. LADIES, LOOK. 181 00:05:24,586 --> 00:05:25,546 AND I'M NO KELLY PITTS, 182 00:05:25,655 --> 00:05:26,825 'CAUSE, SEE, I PREFER CHRIS BREEZY. 183 00:05:26,931 --> 00:05:28,551 YOU FEEL ME? I KNOW YOU DO. 184 00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:30,025 - YES. 185 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:32,207 - BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY IS JUST ON EDGE. 186 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,860 NOW, I KNOW THIS IS A STRESSFUL TIME-- 187 00:05:33,965 --> 00:05:36,065 YOU KNOW, FINDING OUT WHO'S GONNA MAKE THE TEAM, 188 00:05:36,172 --> 00:05:37,032 WHO'S NOT, 189 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,787 SO I JUST WANT TO DO MY PART 190 00:05:38,896 --> 00:05:40,686 IN STRENGTHENING THIS ORGANIZATION 191 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:44,173 BY OFFERING UP A GIRL'S NIGHT AT MY HOUSE. 192 00:05:44,275 --> 00:05:46,205 IT'S JUST A COZY LITTLE SPOT ON THE BEACH. 193 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:49,340 WE CAN ALL RELAX AND DE-STRESS AND BOND. 194 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:52,208 OOH, AND I'LL HAVE MY AMAZING AESTHETICIANS FROM SPADONNAY. 195 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,280 THAT'S MY BUSINESS. 196 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:54,859 - NO. HELL, NO. 197 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:56,235 - NO, I DON'T DO SLUMBER PARTIES. 198 00:05:56,344 --> 00:05:57,344 I DON'T DO SLEEPOVERS. 199 00:05:57,448 --> 00:05:58,998 - THERE WILL BE WINE. 200 00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:01,793 [all talking at once] 201 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:03,516 - I'M IN THERE TRYING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, 202 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:04,720 AND EVERYBODY IS LAUGHING AT ME. 203 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:06,167 THIS IS MY CAREER, MAN. 204 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:07,755 I DON'T NEED THIS FROM A BUNCH OF LOSERS. 205 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:10,522 - UM, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT A LOSER IS. 206 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,930 THESE GUYS JUST WON A CHAMPIONSHIP. 207 00:06:12,034 --> 00:06:13,664 THAT KIND OF MAKES THEM THE OPPOSITE OF LOSERS. 208 00:06:13,758 --> 00:06:14,688 IT'S GONNA GET BETTER, MAN. 209 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:17,283 COME ON. 210 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:18,239 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 211 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,214 - [laughs] 212 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:22,340 - OH, THAT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE YOUR NAME IS BLUE, 213 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:23,788 AND THEN WE'RE, LIKE, SABER BLUE. 214 00:06:23,896 --> 00:06:25,336 IT JUST WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS. 215 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:26,968 all chanting: BLUE! BLUE! BLUE! 216 00:06:27,068 --> 00:06:28,618 - YO, WHAT? 217 00:06:28,724 --> 00:06:30,484 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 218 00:06:30,586 --> 00:06:31,966 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 219 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:33,688 YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT THE WHOLE TEAM OVER A PRANK? 220 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:34,763 - YES! - NO, NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 221 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,212 YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T. 222 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:38,140 ONE, YOU'RE A LITTLE LIGHT IN THE ASS, 223 00:06:38,241 --> 00:06:40,661 TWO, THIS IS WHAT GOES ON AT TRAINING CAMP. 224 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:41,618 - CHILDISH-ASS PRANKS? 225 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:42,834 - YES, PRANKS, 226 00:06:42,931 --> 00:06:44,521 STUPID TALENT SHOWS, MOVIE NIGHTS. 227 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,790 ANYTHING TO BREAK UP THE CRAZINESS 228 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:46,896 OF WHAT GOES ON OUT ON THE FIELD. 229 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:47,900 IT'S CAMP LIFE, MAN. 230 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,210 YOU GOT TO JUST GO WITH IT. 231 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:50,790 - THEY EVEN PAINTED OVER CATCHER IN THE RYE. 232 00:06:50,896 --> 00:06:52,136 - KINDLE IT. - IT'S A FIRST EDITION! 233 00:06:52,241 --> 00:06:53,621 - "IT'S A FIRST EDITION." 234 00:06:53,724 --> 00:06:54,664 LISTEN TO YOURSELF, YOU NERD. 235 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:55,618 SIT DOWN, MAN. 236 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:57,144 SIT DOWN. 237 00:06:57,241 --> 00:06:59,141 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE VETS DID TO ME WHEN I WAS A ROOKIE? 238 00:06:59,241 --> 00:07:00,521 HMM? 239 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,310 THEY HAD A CHOO-CHOO WITH MY COLLEGE SWEETHEART, STACY, 240 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:04,383 TOOK PICTURES, 241 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:09,102 MADE A COLLAGE. 242 00:07:09,206 --> 00:07:11,136 YOU DON'T GET MAD. YOU GET EVEN. 243 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:12,721 OKAY? 244 00:07:12,827 --> 00:07:14,447 HUH? 245 00:07:16,655 --> 00:07:17,545 OH! 246 00:07:17,655 --> 00:07:18,545 [laughter] 247 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,025 COME ON. I'M NOT A ROOKIE. 248 00:07:20,137 --> 00:07:21,827 YOU STUPID IDIOTS. 249 00:07:21,931 --> 00:07:24,521 MY NAME'S NOT YELLOW. 250 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,660 OH, OH, OH, LIKE HOT YELLOW. 251 00:07:26,758 --> 00:07:27,788 - TOUCHDOWN! 252 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,516 - OKAY. YEAH, I GET IT. 253 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:30,970 I GET IT. IT'S LIKE A HATE CRIME. 254 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:31,968 OKAY. 255 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:33,338 GOOD ATTEMPT. 256 00:07:33,448 --> 00:07:34,338 IT'S NO STACY, THOUGH. 257 00:07:38,068 --> 00:07:39,138 BY, GIVE ME THE RED,OKAY? 258 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:40,931 MY MAN LOVE HIM SOME RED. 259 00:07:41,034 --> 00:07:42,664 - OOH, NOW, WHICH MAN ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 260 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:43,688 RICK OR POOKIE? 261 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:45,863 - WHOA, WHOA. - OH. 262 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:46,785 - GIRL, OUT IN THESE STREETS. 263 00:07:46,896 --> 00:07:47,756 I SHOULD KILL YOU. 264 00:07:47,862 --> 00:07:49,142 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 265 00:07:49,241 --> 00:07:51,031 I SHOULD KILL YOU AND RICK FOR MESSING UP MY GOOD SHEETS 266 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,167 THE LAST TIME Y'ALL WAS HERE. 267 00:07:52,275 --> 00:07:54,275 - OH, BABY, IF THEM WAS YOUR GOOD SHEETS, 268 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:55,409 YOU WELCOME. 269 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,307 - UH, HUSH. 270 00:07:56,413 --> 00:08:00,213 - [laughs] 271 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,930 HOW YOU AND YOUR NAKED PRINCE OH, SO LIDOING? 272 00:08:02,034 --> 00:08:05,104 - HE IS NOT MY MAN. 273 00:08:05,206 --> 00:08:06,406 - OOH, ALL RIGHT, LGIRL, HE'S HANDSOME, 274 00:08:06,517 --> 00:08:08,657 HE THE NUMBER-ONE DRAFT PICK, AND HE'S PAID. 275 00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:09,618 HA! 276 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:10,834 I'M TELLING YOU, GIRL, 277 00:08:10,931 --> 00:08:12,341 THAT MAN AIN'T GONNA BE ON THE MARKET LONG. 278 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:13,998 - LOOK, I'M SURE WOMEN ARE LINED UP AROUND THE CORNER 279 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:15,413 TO GET WITH HIM, 280 00:08:15,517 --> 00:08:18,827 BUT WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, AND I'M DOING MY FRIEND A FAVOR. 281 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,521 - "JUST FRIENDS"? - YES. 282 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:22,030 - "JUST FRIENDS. JUST FRIENDS." 283 00:08:22,137 --> 00:08:24,447 YOU REMIND ME OF MELANIE, GIRL. 284 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:25,831 "I'M A DOCTOR. I'M A DOCTOR." 285 00:08:25,931 --> 00:08:27,101 YOU KNOW WHAT? 286 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:30,476 JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY IT, THAT DON'T MAKE IT SO. 287 00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:33,896 - HEY, YOU, LITTLE MISS STUCK TOGETHER. 288 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,310 YOU WERE NOT INVITED TO GET YOUR TOES DONE YET. 289 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:38,313 - COME AGAIN? 290 00:08:38,413 --> 00:08:39,763 - DON'T GET FRESH. 291 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,341 LAST TIME I CHECKED, THERE WAS A HIERARCHY, 292 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:42,378 AND ROOKIES WENT LAST, 293 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:43,832 SO IF THERE'S ANY POLISH LEFT OVER, 294 00:08:43,931 --> 00:08:45,721 THEN YOU CAN GET YOUR NAILS DONE. 295 00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:47,757 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SNOOKI. 296 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:50,142 - LADIES, LADIES, LADIES, CHILL. 297 00:08:50,241 --> 00:08:53,001 NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF KELLY PITTS WOULD'VE DONE THIS, 298 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:54,553 BUT, UH, I MADE SURE 299 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:56,335 THERE WERE ENOUGH AESTHETICIANS TO GO AROUND 300 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:59,138 SO ALL THE SUNBEAMS COULD BE SERVICED AT THE SAME TIME. 301 00:08:59,241 --> 00:09:00,931 - OH, WE GOT A MATH WHIZ, DO WE? 302 00:09:01,034 --> 00:09:02,174 WELL, HERE'S A PROBLEM FOR YOU. 303 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,445 WHAT DOES ONE EMPTY CHAMPAGNE GLASS 304 00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:05,481 PLUS ONE EMPTY CHEESE PLATE EQUAL? 305 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,546 A WHOLE BUNCH OF IRRITATED VETERAN SUNBEAMS. 306 00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:10,895 - YES, WITH THIS JANKY-ASS PARTY 307 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,100 WITH THESE JANKY-ASS MANICURES. 308 00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:16,096 I CAME HERE EXPECTING SOME MINX DRAGON TALONS, 309 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,756 AND I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE IN SOME VIRGIN-PINK NAILS. 310 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,722 IS THERE ANYTHING VIRGIN ABOUT ME? 311 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,547 - NO. - THANK YOU. 312 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:26,617 I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED, MAN. 313 00:09:26,724 --> 00:09:28,104 - FOR REAL, MAN. 314 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:30,236 - YEAH, AND I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING GOOD WIFE. 315 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:31,554 WHAT? 316 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,715 I SMASHED A COUPLE CHICKS IN THE CAST, DOG. 317 00:09:33,827 --> 00:09:36,827 JUST A LITTLE TV ASS. 318 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,281 - HEY, GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN... 319 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:39,589 AND JUVON. 320 00:09:39,689 --> 00:09:42,169 FIRST OFF, I INVITED YOU HERE, NOT COACH SPARKS. 321 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:44,475 YO, I BELIEVE YOU GUYS GOT TOGETHER YESTERDAY 322 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:45,616 TO PLAY A PRANK ON ME. 323 00:09:45,724 --> 00:09:46,594 [chuckles] 324 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,209 YOU PAINTED MY ROOM BLUE. 325 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:50,000 MY NAME IS BLUE. 326 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,343 IT WAS VERY CLEVER. 327 00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:53,898 I'M SURPRISED I DIDN'T RUN INTO SOME OF YOU 328 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,380 IN THE HALLS OF STANFORD. 329 00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:58,622 NOW, AFTER SPEAKING TO MY WISE OLD MENTOR, 330 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,864 IT WAS SUGGESTED THAT I DON'T GET MAD; 331 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,095 I GET EVEN. 332 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,206 SO WHILE YOU WERE OUT AT BREAKFAST 333 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:06,450 OR REHEARSING FOR YOUR LITTLE TALENT SHOW, 334 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:12,171 I WAS DOING CHARITY WORK. 335 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:13,515 MATHEY'RE DOWNTRODDEN. 336 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,480 YOU KNOW WHAT? 337 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:15,686 PLEASE, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, 338 00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:17,283 GO AND ENJOY SOME OF THE CREATURE COMFORTS 339 00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,619 THAT THESE MULTIMILLIONAIRES TAKE FOR GRANTED. 340 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,104 YOU READY, CAMERA GUY? 341 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,026 GOOD. 342 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:23,827 ENJOY THE SHOW, SABERS. 343 00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:25,031 GO ON. 344 00:10:25,137 --> 00:10:28,097 GET OUT OF HERE. 345 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:29,026 - I GOT A BAD FEEL - YO, THOSE MY SLIPPERS? 346 00:10:29,137 --> 00:10:29,997 - WHAT'S UP? 347 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:31,903 - NO, NO, NOT MY SLIPPERS. 348 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,860 - OH! OH. 349 00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:34,895 - IS THAT MY ROOM? 350 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:35,860 - DUDE, HE'S IN YOUR ROOM. 351 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,785 - YO, I THINK THAT'S MY ROOM. 352 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:38,896 - AH, MAN. 353 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,480 YO, I JUST BOUGHT THAT MOUTHPIECE, MAN. 354 00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:45,716 THIS IS SO DISRESPECTFUL. 355 00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:47,027 - YO, THAT'S WRONG, MAN. 356 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:48,407 THAT'S MY MOUTH-- 357 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:51,237 all: OHH! 358 00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:53,074 - WHAT? 359 00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:54,932 HE'S A BULLY, MAN. 360 00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,484 - NO, NO! 361 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:58,616 - HEY, YO, THAT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH. 362 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,034 - IS THAT YOUR BED? 363 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,897 - THOSE ARE MY WIFE'S PANTIES. 364 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,070 - WHAT? 365 00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:04,452 - NO, I DON'T WEAR 'EM. 366 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:05,521 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 367 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,690 SHE LEFT ME. IT'S ALL I GOT LEFT. 368 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,453 - FOR REAL? - HE'S A DEAD MAN. 369 00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:10,831 - SO IS HIS MENTOR, MAN. 370 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:11,931 - OH, OH, YEAH. 371 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:13,314 I THINK HIS MENTOR IS JERRY RICE. 372 00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:14,623 THAT BASTARD. 373 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,688 [pounding on door] 374 00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:17,863 - OPEN UP. - HEY, OPEN THIS DOOR! 375 00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:18,855 - GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! 376 00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,755 - COME ON, YOU DIRTY BASTARD. 377 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:21,792 - WE'RE ALLCOME BACK LA. 378 00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:23,896 I'M FEELING A LITTLE BLUE TONIGHT. 379 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,310 - OH, WORD? 380 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:27,343 [wood cracks] 381 00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:28,378 - HEY! 382 00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:29,382 [crashing] 383 00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:33,897 - HEY. - HEY. 384 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,620 - SO HOW'D YOU GET INTO SPORTS MANAGEMENT? 385 00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,414 - UNPROTECTED SEX. - OH. 386 00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:39,717 - OKAY, GIRL, DON'T COME OVER HERE, 387 00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:41,237 TRYING TO SMALL TALK ME, TOOTY, ALL RIGHT? 388 00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:42,664 I KNOW YOU JUST TRYING TO AVOID DRAMA... 389 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:45,758 - YO, KEIRA TACO BELL. 390 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:47,312 - AND THAT DRAMA'S RELENTLESS. 391 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,343 - YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A STUCK TOGETHERMARATHON ON 392 00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:50,308 THE OTHER NIGHT. 393 00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:52,863 I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT. 394 00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:55,405 USED TO BE MY FAVORITE SHOW BACK IN THE DAY. 395 00:11:55,517 --> 00:11:58,587 YOU WERE SO CUTE THEN. - THANK YOU. 396 00:11:58,689 --> 00:11:59,519 - WHAT HAPPENED? 397 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,100 - EXCUSE ME? 398 00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:02,476 - YOU KNOW, ALL THOSE CHILD STARS 399 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:03,446 START OUT ADORABLE... 400 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:04,761 - MM. 401 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:08,452 - AND THEN END UP WITH A BRICK TO THEIR FACE. 402 00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:09,481 [laughter] 403 00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:10,656 - REALLY? BRICK TO THE FACE? 404 00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:12,338 I'MA SHOW YOU BRICK TO THE FACE, YOU LITTLE-- 405 00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:13,828 - NO WAY. 406 00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:15,971 - SHE KNOW I'M THE PRESIDENT, RIGHT? 407 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,718 - LADIES, WE'RE GONNA NEED THE PATIO, PLEASE. 408 00:12:17,827 --> 00:12:20,517 THANK YOU. 409 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,790 GIRL, YOU ALMOST WENT HAM IN THERE. 410 00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:24,096 - HELL, YES. 411 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,616 DON'T LET THE CUTE FACE FOOL YOU FOR ONE SECOND. 412 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:29,344 AIN'T NO CRAZY LIKE CHILD STAR CRAZY, TRUST ME. 413 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,658 ASK THE OLSEN TWINS. 414 00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:32,028 THEY TRIED TO STEP TO ME ONE GOOD TIME, 415 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,617 AND I BEAT BOTH OF THEIR ASSES. 416 00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:34,864 I'M BANNED FROM THE WARNER BROS LOT 417 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:35,785 TILL THIS DAY, 418 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:37,026 ME, KENAN, AND KEL. 419 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:38,167 WE USED TO TERRORIZE THAT PLACE. 420 00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:39,235 WE SET FIRES. 421 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:42,004 - GIRL, YOU GOT TO BREATHE. 422 00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:43,343 T THESE WOMENDISTRACT YOU 423 00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:45,478 FROM WHY YOU REALLY HERE, GIRL. 424 00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:47,586 THEY JUST A BUNCH OF MEAN, NASTY, 425 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:49,099 HAGGARD-ASS FOOTBALL WIVES 426 00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:51,026 THAT THINK JUST BECAUSE THEY GOT A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY, 427 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,377 THEY CAN BULLY PEOPLE. 428 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:53,762 BUT NO, NO. 429 00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:55,142 THESE CHICKS AIN'T GONNA SCARE ME, 430 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,661 BECAUSE IF THAT LITTLE CHEERLEADER 431 00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:58,378 KELLY PITTS CAN RUN THESE WOMEN, 432 00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:00,242 CHARDONNAY CAN RUN WITH THESE WOMEN. 433 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,764 YOU FEEL ME? 434 00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,072 BUT, SEE, THE KEY IS 435 00:13:03,172 --> 00:13:05,692 TO DO IT WITH COMPOSURE AND DIGNITY. 436 00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,903 DON'T LET THESE WOMEN DRAG YOU TO UGLINESS, OKAY? 437 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:11,447 - YES. I'M GONNA SHAMPOO. 438 00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,454 - AND DIGNITY. - AND DIGNITY. 439 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:16,101 - ALL RIGHT, NOW, LET'S GO ON BACK IN. 440 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:18,166 COMPOSURE, DIGNITY. 441 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,335 LET'S GO. 442 00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:21,758 - Y'ALL KNOW I WAS SEXTING JASON FIRST. 443 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:24,172 [laughing] I COULD'VE HAD ALL THIS. 444 00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,445 BUT MY DECOR WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN BETTER. 445 00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:28,721 FOR ONE, I DEFINITELY WOULD'VE PUT A BLACK CERAMIC PANTHER 446 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,687 IN THAT CORNER, OKAY? 447 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,833 - I'M SORRY, JAZZ, 448 00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:35,071 BUT, UM, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY JASON? 449 00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:37,692 - YEAH. WE DID HAVE A BRIEF STINT BETWEEN THE SHEETS. 450 00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:39,003 KNOWING HIS CHEAP-ASS, 451 00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:41,693 HE PROBABLY STILL GOT THE SAME ONES ON HIS BED. 452 00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:43,623 - NO, HE DON'T. 453 00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:44,904 - I KNOW YOU AIN'T COMING UP HERE, 454 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,280 TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND. 455 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,589 [women yelling] 456 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,099 - COMPOSURE AND DIGNITY, CHARDONNAY. 457 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:51,856 COMPOSURE AND DIGNITY! - SAY SOMETHING ELSE! 458 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,104 URE AND DIGNITY,CHARDONNAY! 459 00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:59,136 SOMEBODY HELP! 460 00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:00,101 - TASHA, GET ON! 461 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,656 - OH, HELL, THAT'S ME. 462 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,688 LOOK, NOW, CUT IT OUT. 463 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:04,033 STOP. THAT'S ENOUGH. 464 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:04,997 STOP IT. 465 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:06,003 CUT IT OUT! 466 00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:07,073 STOP. 467 00:14:07,172 --> 00:14:08,282 ENOUGH! 468 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:09,719 - HELL, NO. THIS HEIFER'S OUT OF LINE. 469 00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:10,997 - THAT'S PRESIDENT HEIFER TO YOU! 470 00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:12,383 - HEY, HOLD UP! ENOUGH, Y'ALL! 471 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:13,592 YOU KNOW WHAT? 472 00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:14,899 ALL OF Y'ALL ARE JUST MAD AND SCARED 473 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,140 ABOUT YOUR MAN GETTING CUT, 474 00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:17,791 AND YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME. 475 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:19,616 AND, JAZZ, WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR SILLY ASS UP 476 00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:20,974 AND APOLOGIZE TO CHARDONNAY? 477 00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:26,593 - CHARDONNAY, I'M SORRY I SMASHED YOUR HUSBAND. 478 00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:28,519 - MM. 479 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,450 AND I'M SORRY YOU'RE SUCH A SKANK. 480 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,551 - APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 481 00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:34,996 - ALL RIGHT, VICKY, 482 00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:37,693 DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO KEIRA? 483 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,243 - NO, BUT I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO MY HUSBAND 484 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,484 ABOUT YOU CRAZY TRICKS. 485 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:41,786 - THE HELL YOU DO. 486 00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:44,826 INFORMATION ABOUT THIS NIGHT DOES NOT BLOW THAT WAY. 487 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,481 HEARING ABOUT SOME DAMN CATFIGHT... 488 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,476 LOOK, THOSE MEN ARE OUT THERE IN TRAINING CAMP RIGHT NOW 489 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,896 FIGHTING FOR YOUR LITTLE CUSHY-ASS LIVES. 490 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,830 YOU KNOW WHAT? 491 00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,001 I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING 492 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,453 ABOUT WHAT I'VE BEEN SEEING HERE LATELY, 493 00:14:54,551 --> 00:14:55,691 BUT I'M SORRY. 494 00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,173 THE WHEELS HAVE FALLEN OFF OF THE SUNBEAM BUS, 495 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,615 AND SOMETHING GOT TO CHANGE. 496 00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:02,074 NOW, FOR ONE, ALL Y'ALL NEW-SCHOOL SUNBEAMS, 497 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:04,142 YOU NEED TO START ACTING LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL. 498 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,001 SEE, BACK IN THE DAY, WE WASN'T CARRYING OURSELVES 499 00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:09,243 LIKE THEM DAMN CRAZIES YOU SEE ON LOVE & HIP-HOP. 500 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,724 NO, WE CONDUCTED OURSELVES AS UPSTANDING WOMEN 501 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,717 WHO WERE LOOKED UP TO IN THE COMMUNITY. 502 00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:14,827 SO WHERE Y'ALL AT? 503 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,241 HUH? 504 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,484 'CAUSE I GOT APB OUT ON HORNY, SUBSERVIENT BLONDES 505 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:20,476 AND SACRIFICING, BOURGIE-ASS MED SCHOOL STUDENTS 506 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,656 WHO UNDERSTAND THE GAME. 507 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:24,998 AND WHITE WINE. 508 00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:27,973 DAMN IT, I MISS ME SOME KELLY AND MELANIE. 509 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:29,968 - WOW. 510 00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:32,098 - SO HERE'S TO ME... 511 00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:34,586 THE LAST WOMAN STANDING. 512 00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:35,659 MM! 513 00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:36,968 OH, HELL. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 514 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:38,478 AND THE NEW SUNBEAM PRESIDENT. 515 00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:39,516 ANY OBJECTIONS? 516 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:42,210 DAMN WELL BETTER NOT BE. 517 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,690 THIS MEETING'S ADJOURNED. 518 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,658 - DUDE, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, MAN? 519 00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:50,588 BUMS? 520 00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:52,239 - [muffled speech] 521 00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:54,214 - BUMS? - [muffled speech] 522 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:56,310 - WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. YOU GOT BUM GERMS IN YOUR MOUTH. 523 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,343 - [muffled speech] 524 00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:59,208 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 525 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,310 OKAY. 526 00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:02,103 LOOK, IT'S LIKE A SMURF HAD A NOSEBLEED. 527 00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:04,096 - [muffled forced laugh] 528 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,856 - OH, MY GOD. 529 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,785 AGH! 530 00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:07,996 - UNTIE ME, JASON. 531 00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,863 - OH, WHY? WHY? SO YOU CAN GO GET THOSE GUYS? 532 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:11,095 - HELL YEAH! - SO HOW'S THAT GO? 533 00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,716 WHAT, THEY GET YOU, YOU GET THEM, THEY GET YOU? 534 00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:13,927 AND IT JUST GOES ON AND ON, 535 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:15,384 AND NONE OF IT'S HELPING YOU PLAY BETTER. 536 00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:16,452 - MAN, THIS ISN'T ABOUT MY PLAY. 537 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:17,901 THIS IS ABOUT A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CLOWNS 538 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 TRYING TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER BY MESSING WITH A ROOKIE. 539 00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:21,313 - STOP MOVING AROUND. IT'S WAFTING. 540 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,833 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'LL HOLD UP IN COURT, 541 00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:23,761 BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS: 542 00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:24,932 IF YOU WERE PLAYING WELL, 543 00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,244 YOU'D BE BUDDY-BUDDY WITH EVERYBODY IN HERE. 544 00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:27,524 YOU'D BE LAUGHING, HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. 545 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,790 both: OH, AH! 546 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,786 - HEY, I'LL KILL YOU FOOLS! WATCH IT! 547 00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:31,896 I GOT BOTH OF YOU. 548 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,930 - WE GOT HIM GOOD. LOOK AT HIM SQUIRMING. 549 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,384 AH. 550 00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,032 NOW, YOU SEE, THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY THIS GAME. 551 00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:39,067 CHAD AND ANDY MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH, 552 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,032 BUT THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THAT, 'CAUSE I'M A TEAM PLAYER. 553 00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:42,477 LOOK AT YOU. 554 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,656 YOU WEREN'T EVEN WEARING ANY OF THE STUFF THEY PAINTED BLUE. 555 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:45,968 YOU THINK I LIKE WALKING AROUND HERE 556 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,618 LOOKING LIKE BIG BIRD IN PEE YELLOW? 557 00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,074 YOU KNOW, I THINK ONE OF THOSE DUDES-- 558 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,382 I THINK ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY PEED ON THIS. 559 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:51,622 - NO, THAT'S THE HOBO CLOTHES. 560 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,004 - THAT'S A GOOD-- THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE. 561 00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:54,103 THE POINT IS THIS: 562 00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:55,476 AS A TEAM PLAYER, I'M WEARING IT, 563 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:56,786 AND I'M WEARING IT WITH PRIDE. 564 00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,306 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M NOT A TEAM PLAYER, JASON. 565 00:16:58,413 --> 00:16:59,723 I'M A LEADER. 566 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,827 I WAS A LEADER IN POP WARNER, I WAS A LEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL, 567 00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:02,861 AND I WAS A LEADER IN COLLEGE. 568 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,475 - HOMEY, THIS IS THE PROS. 569 00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:06,786 EVERYONE HERE IS A LEADER. 570 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:09,956 WE WERE ALL NUMBER ONE IN POP WARNER, 571 00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,478 IN HIGH SCHOOL, IN COLLEGE. 572 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,996 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT JU-- - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JUVON. 573 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:16,003 LOOK, YOU COME IN HERE WITH THIS ATTITUDE 574 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,553 LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. 575 00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:18,995 YOU START ISOLATING YOURSELF, 576 00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:20,763 YOU CAN KISS YOUR CHANCES OF SUCCESS GOOD-BYE. 577 00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:23,552 YOU NEED THOSE GUYS TO SURVIVE. 578 00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:25,025 NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO, 579 00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:27,617 BUT YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BECOME A PART OF THIS TEAM 580 00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:29,593 BEFORE YOU ARE NOT A PART OF THIS TEAM. 581 00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,169 YOU FEEL ME? 582 00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,065 I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT MANY SKID MARKS 583 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,662 ON ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR. 584 00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:37,588 [cheering and hip-hop music] 585 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:43,029 ♪ 586 00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:44,447 [cheers and applause] 587 00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:45,621 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 588 00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:47,214 GREAT JOB, ROOKIES! 589 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,210 IS THAT IT? SHOW'S OVER? 590 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,930 - YEAH, I THINK SO. - ALL RIGHT. 591 00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:52,004 WELL, THEN, I WANT Y'ALL TO WRAP THIS UP PROPERLY, 592 00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:54,283 LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR HANGING UP UNDER YOUR SKIRTS. 593 00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:55,449 LET'S GO. 594 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,931 - AND THAT CONCLUDES 595 00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:03,934 THE ROOKIE TALENT SHOW FOR THE SAN DIEGO SABERS! 596 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:06,624 [cheers and applause] 597 00:18:07,827 --> 00:18:09,307 - HOLD UP. YO! YO! 598 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:10,413 HOLD UP. HOLD UP. 599 00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:11,927 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LATE ENTRY, BOYS. 600 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:14,074 LATE ENTRY. 601 00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:15,662 - WHAT'S GOING ON? TURN OFF THE LIGHTS... 602 00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:18,788 - ♪ MY NAME IS BLUE 603 00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:22,236 ♪ BALLS I KEEP A-DROPPIN', I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ 604 00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:25,834 ♪ BALLS, THEY KEEP A-FLOPPIN' UP AND DOWN THE FIELD ♪ 605 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,621 ♪ EVERYONE IS TIRED 606 00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:28,864 ♪ OUR COACH IS SCREAMING 607 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:31,275 ♪ "BLUE, YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED" ♪ 608 00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:34,969 ♪ I MIGHT HAVE TO FALL BACK ON MY STANFORD EDUCATION ♪ 609 00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:39,028 ♪ I HOPE IT HELPS ME FIND A POTENT VACCINATION ♪ 610 00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:40,027 ♪ FOR THIS RASH 611 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,307 ♪ I THINK IT'S A-SPREADING 612 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,343 ♪ DOWN MY ASS 613 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:46,138 ♪ I LEARNED MY LESSON 614 00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:47,661 ♪ PLEASE 615 00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:49,278 - YEAH! 616 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,099 [applause] 617 00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,206 - BLUE! 618 00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:55,970 BLUE! 619 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,408 - [laughs] 620 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,377 SEE, THAT KID'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MAN. 621 00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:02,692 I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL HIS MENTOR IS, THOUGH. 622 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:06,143 THAT GUY'S A BASTARD. 623 00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:07,451 MIGHT BE T.O. 624 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:12,051 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42933

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