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♪
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- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
SETTLE DOWN.
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SETTLE DOWN, KIDDIES.
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THE FUN OF--
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WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR AGAIN,
MADAME SUNBEAM PRESIDENT?
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- DYSLEXIA.
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- RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
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THE FUN OF DYSLEXIA,
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WHICH, JUDGING BY SOME
OF THE SIGNAGEI CAN TELL IT'S.
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I SAID, WHO'S IN THE MOOD
FOR SOME SEXINESS?
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OKAY, LADIES...
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I GIVE YOU JAZZ PRESENTS
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THE 2013 SUNBEAM
SAN DIEGO SABERS
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CHARITY AUCTION MEAT RACK!
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[cheers and applause]
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OH!
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OH, HO-HO!
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WHOO!
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YES! KEEP IT GOING.
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YEAH.
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[no audible dialogue]
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OH!
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OH, GOOD LORD.
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LET THE BIDDING BEGIN, DAMN IT!
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THESE GENTLEMEN WORK OUT
FOR A LIVING,
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SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.
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AM I RIGHT, LARRY?
[chuckling]
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IT'S OKAY.
HE'S A CENTER.
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪
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OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
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THAT'S SOME GRADE "A" BEEF
RIGHT THERE.
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- SO I'VE HEARD THAT BLUE
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HER MAN
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UNTIL HE GOT SNATCHED UP
BY CIARA.
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- WELL, HE'S ABOUT TO GET
DOUBLE SNATCHED UP.
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'CAUSE I'M DEFINITELY BIDDING
ON HIM.
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- WHAT?
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AND YOU THINK KEIRA ISN'T GONNA
PUT A BID UP?
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- PLEASE.
THIS IS A HIGH-STAKES AUCTION.
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YOU KNOW THAT CHILD STAR MONEY
ONLY STRETCHES SO FAR.
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DO YOU REMEMBER CHERIE
FROM PUNKY BREWSTER?
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- WHO?
- EXACTLY.
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- ANGELA.
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YOU DO REALIZE
I HEAR YOU, RIGHT?
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- GIRL!
WE WERE JUST PLAYING.
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I LOVED YOUR SHOW.
WHAT WAS YOUR LINE AGAIN?
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"HOW DARE YOU FORGET
TO INVITE ME?"
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- IT WAS,
"AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"
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- MM, YEAH, THAT WAS IT.
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BLESS YOUR HEART.
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- [laughing]
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- NO, GIRL, I THINK SHE KNEW
WHAT YOUR CATCHPHRASE WAS.
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- PIGS IN A BLANKET?
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OKAY, LOOK, I APPRECIATE
HOOD TREATS AND JESUS
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JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT BROAD,
ALL RIGHT?
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BUT THIS EVENT
IS SUPPOSED TO BE CLASSY.
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- WELL, IF THIS AIN'T
THE GHETTO POT
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CALLING THE GHETTO KETTLE
GHETTO.
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- BABY, THESE PIGS IN A BLANKET
TASTE LIKE JESUS MADE 'EM.
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DID JESUS MAKE THESE?
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- SEE?
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AND IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
MY INVITE
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IN THE CASUAL ENCOUNTER SECTIONS
OF CRAIGSLIST
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GOT THIS PARTY CRACKIN'!
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- WHA--DID SHE SAY CRAIGSLIST?
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- LOOK, BABY.
NOW, LOOK.
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YOU HIRED ME
TO BE SECURITY, OKAY?
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SO AIN'T NOTHING
GONNA GET OUT OF HAND.
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- OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
- HMM?
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- THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER
THAN A BRAVE MAN
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THAT TASTES LIKE PIGS
IN A DAMN BLANKET.
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[both laughing]
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- OKAY, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO--
[cheers and applause]
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ALL RIGHT.
OH, YEAH, GIVE IT UP FOR BLUE.
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YEAH, GIVE IT UP!
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GIVEDIES.
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I GIVE YOU THE SABERS
NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK,
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BRYCE "THE BLUEPRINT" WESTBROOK!
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[cheers and applause]
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OKAY.
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- HEY, UH, I'LL TAKE
THIS ONE, JASON.
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LET'S OPEN UP THE BIDDING
AT $10,000.
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- $10,000.
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- GIMME!
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OKAY, WE GOT $10,000
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FROM THE DESPERATE, DESPERATE,
DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE.
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- $15,000.
- $15,000 FROM ASHLEY.
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ASHLEY FROM THE FRONT OFFICE.
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ASHLEY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MARRIED.
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- UH, NOT IF I WIN THIS AUCTION.
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- OKAY!
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$15,000 FROM ASHLEY
IN THE FRONT OFFICE.
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- $20,000.
- 20--
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- WHOA, WHOA.
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HEY, HEY, LET ME GET WITH YOU
ON THIS ONE, JASON.
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- WOW.
- YEAH.
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[whispering]
LET'S JUST STOP THE BIDDING.
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- $20,000
FROM THE BEAUTIFUL LADY
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SITTING NEXT TO MY WIFE.
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HI, WIFE.
- $35,000.
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- $35,000
FROM LUTHER VANDROSS, JR.,
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
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- OH, COME ON, Y'ALL.
THIS IS FOR DYSLEXIA.
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- WHOA, $40,000
FROM ANGELA SIMMONS.
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THAT'S THAT
TOUGHER THAN LEATHER MONEY.
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WHOO, THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.
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- $45,000.
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- UH-OH.
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- $50,000.
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- UH-OH.
$50,000.
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- $75,000.
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- WHOA!
- [mouths word]
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- "WHY WASN'T I INVITED,"
MY ASS.
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KEIRA, YOU ARE DEFINITELY
ON THE GUEST LIST.
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75 Gs.
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75 Gs GOING ONCE.
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GOING TWICE.
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LUTHER?
NO?
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SOLD TO KEIRA MICHELLE WHITAKER!
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[cheers and applause]
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- GOOD JOB.
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- BABY BLUE!
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- SO, UH, ANGELA, I GUESS
SOME PEOPLE'S MONEY
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IS A LITTLE LONGER
THAN OTHERS, HUH?
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- HMM.
- TOO BAD.
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- OH!
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WHO THE HELL GRILLS
CHICKEN FINGERS?
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- GIRL, YOUR MAN JUST
PUT SOMEBODY IN THE HOSPITAL
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WITH HIS CELL PHONE.
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HE DON'T SEEM LIKE A MAN
YOU NEED TO BE CROSSING.
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- MEANS YOU NEED
TO THINK TWICE
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ABOUT YOUR LITTLE LOVE TRIANGLE
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP
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ON THE OTHER END
OF POOKIE'S PHONE.
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- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU NEED TO THINK TWICE
BEFORE YOU HOLLER AT ME
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ABOUT MY ONE-TIME DALLIANCE
WITH FOXY.
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ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S OVER.
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OKAY?
I'M WITH POOKIE.
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- OKAY, I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU ENDED THINGS WITH RICK.
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- WELL, IT'S A LOT
YOU DON'T KNOW, OKAY,
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LIKE HOW TO ACCESSORIZE
PROPERLY.
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ALL RIGHT?
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NOW, GET THE HELL OUT
OF MY FACE, OKAY?
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BEFORE I SEND YOU TO
THE HOSPITAL WITH MY CELL PHONE.
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- T?
- WHAT?
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- YOU AND POOKIE
BELONG TOGETHER.
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- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE DO.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, GET ON
'FORE YOU GET SPIT ON!
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OOH, YEAH, OKAY?
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- COLD-BLOODED!
- POOKIE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME.
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HE THE ONLIEST ONE.
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OH, FOXY!
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YOU THE ONLY MAN FOR ME.
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THE ONLY ONE!
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OH!
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THE--
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- OH, MY GOD.
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KEIRA!
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HI!
- HI!
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- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN AGES.
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- OH, I KNOW.
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I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
FOR TONIGHT.
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- DON'T LOOK ANY FURTHER.
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I HAVE THE PERFECT DRESS
FOR YOU.
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IT'S THE NEW
HALSTON RUNWAY COLLECTION.
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- OH, MY GOODNESS.
- WE GOT AN EARLY PREVIEW.
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AND NOBODY ELSE HAS THIS.
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- $4,500?
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UM, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR A GIFT
FOR A FRIEND OF MINE.
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SO I'M PROBABLY TRYING
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NOT TO SPEND, LIKE, THIS MUCH,
YOU KNOW?
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- WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
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WHAT'S SHE LIKE,
WHAT'S HER SIZE,
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AND WHAT'S HER STYLE?
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- UH, SHE'S ABOUT MY HEIGHT,
UH, MY BUILD, MY SIZE.
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WE HAVE VERY SIMILAR STYLES.
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JUST PICTURE ME WITH LESS MONEY.
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[both laugh]
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- UM, OKAY, GIVE ME ONE SECOND.
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OKAY.
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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- NOW, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR...
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FOR MY FRIEND.
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UH, YEAH.
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I'M GONNA GO IN THERE
AND TRY IT ON FOR HER,
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YOU KNOW, LIKE...
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MAKE SURE IT'S CUTE, RIGHT?
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- RIGHT.
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- TASH, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU
GETTING ME OUT OF THAT HOUSE.
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JASON IS OUT OF TOWN DOING
SOME GOLF TOURNAMENT.
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I JUST REALLY NEEDED
THIS GIRLS' DAY.
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- OKAY, LOOK.
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THIS AIN'T EVEN ABOUT
NO DAMN GIRLS' DAY, ALL RIGHT?
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I NEED TO TALK.
I'M A TRASH BOX, ALL RIGHT?
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I'M STILL DOING IT WITH RICK,
AND IT'S DIRTIER THAN EVER.
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- [gasps]
- BIBLICAL DIRTY.
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- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- MM-HMM.
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- JUST YESTERDAY, YOU WAS HUGGED
ALL UP WITH POOKIE
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LIKE Y'ALL WAS ALL IN LOVE!
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- WELL, I WAS IN LOVE!
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I-I MEAN, I AM IN LOVE.
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GIRL, WHEN POOKIE PUTS
HIS ARMS AROUND ME,
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I JUST FEEL SO SAFE AND SECURE.
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AND I LOVE THAT!
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BUT THEN WHEN I SEE RICK, GIRL,
AND THEM BIG, BROWN, SEXY EYES
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AND I JUST--
OOH, I JUST WANT TO MELT, GIRL.
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HE JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
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I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN THE WORLD.
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I'M A TRASH BOX.
I AM.
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I'M A DIRTY, DIRTY TRASH BOX.
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- YOU ARE NOT A TRASH BOX.
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FROM THE SOUND OF IT,
IT JUST SEEMS
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LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH THE BOTH OF 'EM.
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- THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, OKAY?
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I'M A TRASH BOX.
- MM-MM.
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- A TRASH BOX IS
AS A TRASH BOX DOES.
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ALL RIGHT?
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NOW, I'M OWNING
MY TRASH BOXINESS.
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- I JUST DON'T GET WHY YOU SO--
- OH!
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HEY, GIRL!
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WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
AND WHAT YOU HEAR ME SAY?
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- [gasps]
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- HUH?
- WHAT?
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OH, UH...
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I'M SORRY,
THIS IS JASON PITTS'--
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- HI!
- OH, MY GOD!
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KEIRA WHITAKER, GIRL!
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I AM SUCH A BIG FAN
OF STUCK TOGETHER.
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- THANKS.
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- "AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"
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GIVE IT TO ME!
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- OH, UM,
"AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"
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[all laughing]
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00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,974
- THAT WAS ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
237
00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:37,685
NOW, KEIRA,
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
238
00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:40,658
SINCE YOU'RE AN ACTRESS,
YOU OFTEN HAVE TO PUT YOURSELF
239
00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:42,785
IN A HEADSPACE OF PEOPLE
THAT ARE CONFRONTED
240
00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:44,313
WITH TUMULTUOUS LIFE DECISIONS,
CORRECT?
241
00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:45,480
- YEAH.
242
00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:47,242
- OKAY, 'CAUSE TASHA HERE
HAS A FRIEND...
243
00:08:47,241 --> 00:08:48,381
- UH-HUH.
244
00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:50,589
- THAT'S IN LOVE WITH TWO MEN.
- OOH.
245
00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:52,206
WELL, DO THEY KNOW ABOUT
EACH OTHER?
246
00:08:52,206 --> 00:08:54,096
BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T,
SHE'S A TOTAL TRASH BOX.
247
00:08:54,103 --> 00:08:55,663
- OH, LORD.
- [sighs]
248
00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:57,025
- THERE IT IS.
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
249
00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:58,174
WAIT, WAIT.
- WHAT?
250
00:08:58,172 --> 00:08:59,412
- HOLD ON, NOW.
HOLD ON.
251
00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,213
'CAUSE I DON'T NECESSARILY
AGREE WITH THAT.
252
00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:02,826
'CAUSE BACK IN THE DAY
IN COLLEGE,
253
00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:04,757
CHARDONNAY WAS IN LOVE
WITH TWO MEN.
254
00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:05,758
- [laughing]
255
00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:06,928
- ONE WAS A FASHION MAJOR,
256
00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:08,481
AND THE OTHER ONE
WAS A BUSINESS MAJOR.
257
00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,312
NOW, SEE THE BUSINESS GUY
WAS ALWAYS TALKING
258
00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:12,970
ABOUT HOW RICH AND SUCCESSFUL
WE WERE GONNA BE.
259
00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:15,445
AND THEN THE FASHION GUY
TAUGHT ME HOW TO SHOP
260
00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:16,758
AND DO MY MAKEUP AND HAIR, SEE?
261
00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:18,308
- OKAY, SO YOU ENDED IT
262
00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:19,930
WHEN FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY,
RIGHT?
263
00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:21,661
- NO, I ENDED IT
AFTER HE TAUGHT ME
264
00:09:21,655 --> 00:09:23,165
HOW TO DO FISHTAIL CORNROWS.
265
00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:24,792
MM-HMM.
- OH.
266
00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:28,663
- POINT IS IS THAT DOUBLE LOVE
IS NOT ALWAYS BAD.
267
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:32,205
- MM, WELL, SEE, I'M ALL ABOUT
TRANSPARENCY IN RELATIONSHIPS.
268
00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:34,276
- MM-HMM.
- TRANSPARENCY!
269
00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:36,205
GIRL, TRANSPARENCY MY ASS!
270
00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:40,656
DOES CIARA KNOW YOU PAID $75,000
FOR A DATE WITH BLUE?
271
00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:42,065
- THIS IS FOR CHARITY.
272
00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:43,278
[all laughing]
273
00:09:43,275 --> 00:09:44,275
- MM-HMM.
274
00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:45,715
OKAY, CHARITY?
I BET.
275
00:09:45,724 --> 00:09:48,004
YOU KNOW WHAT?
GIRL, THIS DRESS IS CHARITY!
276
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,100
WHAT YOU DOING
IN THIS HOT-ASS MESS?
277
00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,143
- [scoffs]
278
00:09:51,137 --> 00:09:52,757
THE SALES LADY MADE ME
TRY IT ON.
279
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,548
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
280
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,901
AHA!
SEE?
281
00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,656
THIS RIGHT HERE,
THIS IS YOU, GIRL.
282
00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:00,825
YOU CAN ROCK THIS, OKAY?
283
00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:02,517
I'LL BET YOU
THIS AIN'T EVEN OUT YET.
284
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,517
- IT'S NOT.
285
00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:05,587
- YEAH, BUT I'M SURE
286
00:10:05,586 --> 00:10:07,476
THEY PROBABLY DON'T HAVE
MY SIZE.
287
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,692
- OH, YES, WE DO.
[laughs]
288
00:10:09,689 --> 00:10:12,519
- SWEET.
- OF COURSE YOU DO.
289
00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:13,897
- YES.
290
00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:17,236
- ALL RIGHT.
291
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,481
- YOU NEED TO TRY THAT ON.
292
00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:34,376
IF THAT'S THE STORY
YOU'RE GOING WITH,
293
00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:35,309
I'LL LET IT RIDE.
294
00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,790
- I'M NOT GOING WITH ANYTHING.
295
00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,243
MY FAMILY IS RIDDLED
WITH DYSLEXICS.
296
00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:40,341
- OH.
297
00:10:40,344 --> 00:10:41,524
- WHY DO YOU THINK
IT'S TAKING ME
298
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,407
SO LONG TO READ THIS MENU?
299
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:46,453
- [laughing]
300
00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:49,208
- OH, NO.
THAT, YOU GIVE AWAY FOR FREE.
301
00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:50,926
- OOH!
OUCH.
302
00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:51,931
OUCH.
OKAY.
303
00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:53,721
- YOU'RE NASTY.
- HEY, GUYS.
304
00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:54,834
SO HAVE YOU DECIDED YET?
305
00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:57,447
- WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST
BETWEEN THE, UM--
306
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,928
- [mouthing words]
307
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,794
- YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA HAVE
THE RIB EYE
308
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,663
WITH THE SHRIMP ON THE SIDE,
ASPARAGUS,
309
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:08,335
AND A BAKED POTATO
WITH EVERYTHING.
310
00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:09,904
- GREAT CHOICE.
311
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:11,476
AND FOR YOU, SIR?
312
00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:15,032
- UM, IF THERE'S ANY FOOD LEFT,
I'LL HAVE THE SALMON GRILLED,
313
00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:16,624
OILLESS,
AND STEAMED SPINACH.
314
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:17,620
AGAIN, NO OIL.
315
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,140
- NOT A PROBLEM.
- THANKS.
316
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,757
- I'LL GET THAT RIGHT OUT
FOR YOU GUYS, OKAY?
317
00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:21,788
- I'LL TAKE HIS OIL, THOUGH.
318
00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:22,793
- [laughing]
ALL RIGHT.
319
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:24,283
- [laughing]
REALLY?
320
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:25,545
WITH A STEAK?
321
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:27,031
AND A LOADED POTATO BOMB.
322
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,594
I THOUGHT ACTRESSES WATCH
WHAT THEY EAT.
323
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:29,896
- I-I'M SORRY.
324
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,546
I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH PLAYING.
325
00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:34,661
YOU WERE ORDERING AS A LADY,
AND I WAS ORDERING AS A MAN.
326
00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,235
- OKAY, LOOK.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
327
00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:37,551
IF YOU KEEP ORDERING LIKE THAT,
328
00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,521
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HIT THE GYM
IN OUR CONDO TOGETHER.
329
00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:41,097
- DON'T HIDE TRYING TO ASK ME
ON A SECOND DATE
330
00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:42,553
UNDER SOME WORKOUT BS.
331
00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:43,831
- NO!
NO.
332
00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,407
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT,
333
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,243
LIKE WHEN I TELL YOU
THAT PRICE TAG
334
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:48,831
KEEPS POPPING OUT OF YOUR DRESS.
335
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:49,787
- NO!
336
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,283
OH!
337
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,685
UGH!
338
00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:54,899
- UH...
339
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:57,406
I GOT IT.
340
00:11:57,413 --> 00:12:00,343
[ominous music on TV]
341
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:07,524
♪
342
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:11,757
[girl screaming on TV]
343
00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:14,828
[knocking on door]
344
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,927
- [grumbles]
345
00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,171
[knocking]
346
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,242
I'M COMING!
347
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,857
[knocking]
348
00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:26,592
ALL RIGHT.
349
00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:28,516
- HEY!
- HEY, GIRL, WHAT YOU DOING?
350
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:29,897
YOU HERE TO TURN
MY JASON-FREE NIGHT
351
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,206
INTO SOME GIRLS' NIGHT?
352
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:33,236
- WELL, IS, UH, BRITTANY STILL
WITH HER GRANDPARENTS?
353
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:35,481
- OH, YEAH,
I'M FLYING SOLO TONIGHT.
354
00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:36,522
- OKAY.
355
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,337
- SO YOU COMING IN OR WHAT?
356
00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:39,594
- YOU KNOW, I THOU--
357
00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,376
I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT IT BEING OKAY
358
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:42,759
FOR ME TO BE IN LOVE
WITH TWO MEN.
359
00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:44,548
- MM.
- I THINK YOU WERE RIGHT.
360
00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:46,521
- SEE, I KNEW YOU WOULD, GIRL,
'CAUSE LOVE IS LOVE.
361
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,447
YOU GOT TO WORK IT OUT.
362
00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:49,168
- HA!
363
00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:50,172
- BUT COME ON IN, SERIOUSLY.
364
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:51,452
THIS IS GETTING
A LITTLE STRANGE.
365
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:52,828
- I AM.
I AM.
366
00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:54,827
YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU
367
00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:55,787
HAVING MY BACK ON THIS.
368
00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,073
- OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
WE GIRLS!
369
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,928
- I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
[laughing]
370
00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:01,411
SHE SAID IT'S COOL!
371
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,483
- HUH?
HUH!
372
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,312
- YEAH.
- [gasps]
373
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:05,520
- HA HA!
374
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:07,477
SO WHICH ROOM CAN WE DO IT IN?
375
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:11,615
[thunder claps]
376
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,027
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT HERE?
377
00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:35,104
- 'CAUSE I CAN'T KEEP GOING BACK
TO HIS HOTEL.
378
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:36,523
HE USED TO BE A LAKER, OKAY?
379
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:38,237
NOW, HE HIGH-PROFILE.
380
00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:40,001
PEOPLE GONNA START
FIGURING IT OUT.
381
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,070
NOW, IF I CAN'T USE YOUR ROOM,
LET ME USE BRITTANY'S.
382
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:44,338
SHOOT, I BEEN DYING
TO TEACH THAT HEIFER A LESSON.
383
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:45,524
- TASHA, LOOK.
384
00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:47,897
MY HOUSE AIN'T NO
SLEAZY-ASS HOTEL, OKAY?
385
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,826
AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
I DON'T WANT
386
00:13:49,827 --> 00:13:51,897
TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS.
387
00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:56,411
- YOU IN THIS.
388
00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,663
YOU HLOVE MESS, OKAY?
389
00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:00,585
SO WE IN THIS TOGETHER.
390
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,376
NOT THE SEX PART,
'CAUSE I AIN'T INTO THREE-WAYS,
391
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:03,829
AND I SEE THE WAY YOU BE LOOKING
AT MY ASS.
392
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:06,237
AH, YES!
393
00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:07,551
- [clears throat]
394
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:10,281
- EVERYTHING ELSE,
WE PARTNERS ON.
395
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,235
GOT IT?
396
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,280
THERE IT IS--
397
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:31,095
PROOF RICK FOX WAS IN
YOUR LIVING ROOM, PRE-SEX.
398
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,523
HA!
399
00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:35,717
YOU OFFICIALLY AN ACCESSORY
TO THE MURDER OF MY VAJAYJAY.
400
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,314
OH!
AND I'M TRIPPING.
401
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,970
WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?
FOXY, THIS IS CHARDONNAY.
402
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,515
CHARDONNAY, THIS IS FOXY.
403
00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:45,447
- HI.
RICK FOX.
404
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:46,658
- [laughing]
405
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,025
- THIS IS A REALLY NICE PLACE
YOU GOT HERE.
406
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,834
- YEAH.
407
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:53,167
- YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
SOME CONDOMS, WOULD YOU?
408
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:54,972
- [gasps]
MY BABY.
409
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:55,995
HE'S ALWAYS INTO SAFE SEX.
410
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,170
- OH, DO THAT AGAIN.
411
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,102
- OOH, AND GET THE RIBBED ONES.
THEY THE BOMB.
412
00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:00,553
- RIGHT?
- OKAY.
413
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,211
[both laughing]
414
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,686
[elevator bell dings]
415
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,240
- HOO!
416
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:11,551
[laughing]
417
00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:13,761
IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU GOT YOUR FOOD TO GO NOW.
418
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,338
I DO NOT HAVE TO WORK OUT
TOMORROW.
419
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:16,344
- THAT'S FUNNY.
420
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:17,724
ALMOST AS FUNNY
AS YOU SPILLING WINE
421
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:18,904
ALL OVER MY DRESS.
422
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,616
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HEY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
423
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,930
LOOK, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?
424
00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:23,971
I'M JUST TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP.
425
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,965
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD PAY
FOR YOUR DRY CLEANING.
426
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:27,235
AND IF THE STAIN
DOESN'T COME OUT,
427
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:28,861
I'LL PAY FOR THE DRESS.
428
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,342
- $75,000.
429
00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:32,074
- FOR THAT?
430
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:33,408
- [scoffs]
431
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:35,103
YOU KNOW WHAT?
432
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,449
HERE.
433
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:40,098
GIVE THIS STUPID LITTLE CHECK
TO JAZZ.
434
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,003
JUST PLEASE DON'T GIVE IT TO HER
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
435
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,280
- UH, WHY NOT?
436
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,965
- BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO LIQUIDATE
A FEW THINGS
437
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:47,305
AND CASH OUT SOME CDs
TO MAKE THE CHECK GOOD.
438
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,720
- [laughing]
439
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,244
YOU'RE CRAZY.
COULD YOU IMAGINE?
440
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,451
WHAT IF YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT?
441
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:55,098
BID ON ME
AND THEN NOT HAD THE MONEY.
442
00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:58,483
"GIRL, I'MA BID ON HIM
AND NOT HAVE THE MONEY."
443
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:01,382
YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE
A REAL-LIFE CRAZY PERSON.
444
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:05,135
ARE YOU BROKE?
OH--
445
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,377
IS THAT WHY YOU SO ASHY?
YOU CAN'T AFFORD REAL LOTION?
446
00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:09,169
- FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT ASHY.
447
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:11,662
I HAVE ECZEMA, OKAY?
448
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:13,925
SECOND OF ALL,
I'M NOT BROKE EITHER.
449
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,171
I JUST KNOW
THAT I HAVE TO BE READY
450
00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,592
TO LIVE OFF THE MONEY
I MADE AS A CHILD
451
00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:17,896
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
452
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:19,926
- OKAY, WELL, THEN WHY WOULD YOU
DO SOMETHING SO STUPID
453
00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:21,551
LIKE SPENDING ALL THAT MONEY
TO BID ON ME?
454
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:24,211
UH, ARE YOU LOVING ME THAT HARD?
455
00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:25,376
- NO!
456
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,279
ANGELA SIMMONS
AND HER LITTLE FRIEND
457
00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:28,825
WERE SAYING
THAT I COULDN'T AFFORD IT, SO--
458
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,167
- YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT.
459
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,482
- THEY DON'T KNOW THAT.
460
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,072
[scoffs]
461
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:36,658
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
462
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,545
HAVING STRANGERS JUDGING YOU
AND LAUGHING AT YOU,
463
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:39,761
SAYING THAT YOU'RE WASHED UP.
464
00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:40,858
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
465
00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:43,242
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE
WHAT THEY SAY, HUH?
466
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:48,071
- BECAUSE MAYBE A PIECE OF ME
IS AFRAID THAT IT'S TRUE.
467
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:50,308
I DON'T KNOW,
AND MAYBE IN SOME STUPID WAY,
468
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,210
ME TRYING TO KEEP UP
MY APPEARANCE
469
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,716
IS TO PROVE THEM WRONG
470
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:58,074
AND TO PROVE TO MYSELF
THAT I'M STILL RELEVANT.
471
00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,338
- YO, YO, YO, YO.
472
00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,414
COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE.
COME HERE. COME HERE.
473
00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:02,413
- [sighs]
WHAT?
474
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:04,863
[touching piano music]
475
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:08,142
- LOOK, UM...
476
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,687
YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS,
BUT I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
477
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:11,789
NO, HEY.
478
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:15,832
I WAS A NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK.
479
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,927
MY PICTURE WAS ON THE COVER
OF EVERY SPORTS MAGAZINE
480
00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:20,831
WITH A QUESTION MARK ON MY FACE.
481
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,517
"WHAT'S BLUE GONNA DO?
482
00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:23,687
IS BLUE THE FUTURE OF FOOTBALL?
483
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:27,999
CAN HE LIVE UP TO THE HYPE?"
484
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,660
THAT'S A LOT.
485
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:36,205
- WELL, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT?
486
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,686
- I DON'T KNOW YET.
487
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,589
I JUST GOT HERE.
488
00:17:40,586 --> 00:17:42,546
MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT.
489
00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:43,901
AND MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU OUT.
490
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,026
- [laughs]
491
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,480
- WHY DON'T...
492
00:17:50,482 --> 00:17:52,972
YOU LET ME COVER
THE 75 THOU FOR YOU?
493
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:56,785
IT'S CHARITY,
AND I CAN WRITE IT OFF.
494
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,793
- THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
495
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:02,283
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I GOT YOU.
496
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,895
- REALLY?
497
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:06,096
- YEAH.
498
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:08,553
- I GUESS IT IS
A TAX WRITE-OFF FOR YOU.
499
00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:12,211
♪
500
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:13,856
OKAY.
501
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,382
BUT IT'S A LOAN.
502
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:16,859
THE NEXT BIG MOVIE ROLE I GET
503
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,342
OR THE NEXT TIME I DO
A STUCK TOGETHERREUNION,
504
00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:20,554
I'M PAYING YOU BACK.
505
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:23,381
- ALL RIGHT.
THAT WORKS FOR ME.
506
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:25,899
- OKAY.
507
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:26,926
MM, THANKS.
508
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,901
[laughs]
509
00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:31,516
♪
510
00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:33,237
- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
511
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:34,241
- THANK YOU.
512
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,451
- ♪ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
513
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,448
♪ TOUCHED SO GENTLY
514
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:40,378
♪ YOU HAD TO CRY
515
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,519
♪
516
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:44,447
♪ HAVE YOU EVER INVITED
517
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:46,588
♪ A STRANGER TO COME INSIDE
518
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,616
- UM...
519
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:49,760
BLUE.
520
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:56,378
I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA EAT
ALL OF THIS FOOD BY MYSELF.
521
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,899
ARE YOU ALLOWED A OIL CHEAT DAY?
522
00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:02,826
- [laughs]
523
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,617
I CAN HAVE THE ASPARAGUS.
524
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,900
- [laughs]
525
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:10,206
- ♪ HAVE YOU EVER FELT
THIS WAY? ♪
526
00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:14,806
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