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>> LOOK, I'M GONNA GO OVER
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THERE, AND I'M GONNA GET SOME
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MORE SHRIMP.
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I'M GONNA WALK ON BY, AND I'M
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JUST GONNA IGNORE MS. THANG.
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I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME.
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>> UH, YEAH.
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YEAH, OKAY.
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BUT WHAT IF SHE SAYS SOMETHING
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FIRST?
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>> I'M GONNA IGNORE HER.
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AND I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME.
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>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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BUT, LOOK, WHAT IF SHE --
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>> I WOULD IGNORE HER, TEE TEE,
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AND I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME.
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>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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TEAM MACK ALL THE WAY, RIGHT?
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TEAM MACK ALL THE WAY, RIGHT?
LET'S DO THIS.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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>> WHOO-HOO! [ LAUGHS ]
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GREAT GAME, HUH?
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>> WE'RE LOSING.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU ARE SO FUNNY!
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HEY!
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HEY, D.J.!
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>> HI!
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>> HI, JANAY! HI, MARCELLA!
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HEY, HI!
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IT'S ME, MELANIE!
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WHAT, WHAT, DO YOU MISS ME, HUH?
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>> YEAH!
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>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
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I'M COMING, I'M COMING, I'M
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COMING!
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>> HERE SHE COMES!
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>> MWAH!
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>> OH, LIKE MOMMY'S KISSES!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WILL YOU CHANGE HIM?
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>> HE'S SO CUTE!
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>> BYE!
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>> BYE, CUTIE!
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BYE, CUTIE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SO, I WAS THINKING, SINCE, YOU
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KNOW, WE'RE COOL NOW AND ROOTING
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FOR THE SAME TEAM, WE PROBABLY
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SHOULD SIT TOGETHER LIKE ONE
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BIG, HAPPY FAMILY.
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>> "FAMILY" MIGHT BE A STRETCH.
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WE JUST GOT CIVIL.
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IS THIS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
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ANY FRIENDS?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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PLEASE.
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I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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>> WILL YOU SHUT UP?
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THROW MORE.
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>> OH, MS. MACK, I'M NOT DOING
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THAT!
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>> I SAID THROW IT.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> I'M IN BETWEEN FRIENDS RIGHT
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>> I'M IN BETWEEN FRIENDS RIGHT
NOW.
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NOW.
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>> RUN. PASS THE BALL.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ GROANS ]
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>> JANAY, YOUR SEAT IS GETTING
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COLD.
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I'M SURE MARCELLA'S FINE
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CHANGING D.J.'S DIAPER.
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YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THESE BOOTHS
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GET.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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I'M -- I'M JUST WAITING ON A
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FRIEND.
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>> OH, OKAY!
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WELL, I-I'LL WAIT WITH YOU.
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>> OH, WILL YOU?
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>> OH, WILL YOU?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> OH, THERE HE IS.
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>> OH, THERE HE IS.
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>> OH.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR FRIEND WAS A
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GUY.
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>> HEY, BABE.
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>> THIS IS MELANIE.
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MELANIE, THIS IS NOAH.
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>> NOAH?
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OH, MY GOD.
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SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU!
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>> YOU TOO.
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>> ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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WANT ME TO MAKE YOU A PLATE?
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>> NO, I GOT IT, BABE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> UM, HE'S CUTE!
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN
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DATING?
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>> WE'RE NOT TRYING TO PUT
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LABELS ON IT JUST YET, SO --
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>> WELL, I LABEL HIM
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"DELICIOUS."
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OH, I HAVE AN IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU AND MR. DELICIOUS
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COME OVER FOR COCKTAILS AND
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CHATEAUBRIAND TOMORROW NIGHT?
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>> UH --
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>> DID I MENTION I HAVE A NEW
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HERMèS BAG?
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>> I--
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>> AND DID I ALSO MENTION I'M
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NOT GONNA TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER?
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[ SIGHS ]
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THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOAH.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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OOH, WHAT'S 20% OF $155.33?
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>> ABOUT $32.
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>> COOL.
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>> MOM, WHAT YOU DOING?
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I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TIPPING ON TOP
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OF THE TIP.
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LOOK, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE
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"GRATUITY IS INCLUDED."
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>> BOY, THAT IS JUST A GUIDELINE
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FOR POOR, IGNORANT PEOPLE LIKE
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YOURSELF, OKAY?
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TASHA MACK GOT MONEY, AND I WANT
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EVERYBODY UP IN THIS PIECE TO
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KNOW IT, OKAY?
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SO TELL ALL THE AMIGOS
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TASHA MACK IS BALLING!
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>> PLEASE.
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BEFORE MY CURRENT SITUATION,
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THEY CALLED ME "GOAT --
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G-O-A-T -- GREATEST OF ALL
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TIPPERS."
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SHOOT, WAITRESS COMES IN WITH A
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SLIM WAIST AND A FAT ASS, I TIPS
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FOR THE SLIM WAIST, AND I TIPS
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FOR THE FAT ASS.
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IF ANYTHING ELSE WRONG WITH MY
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FOOD, I'M DEDUCTING.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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CANKLES -- GIVE ME THAT BACK.
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BAD GRILLE -- GIVE ME THAT BACK.
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PREGOS -- GIVE ME THAT BACK.
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>> PLEASE.
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>> Y'ALL KNOW WHERE I'M GOING
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WITH THIS.
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>> SEE THERE?
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NEGROES LIKE YOU -- THAT'S THE
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REASON WHY I GOT BLACK GUILT.
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OVERCOMPENSATING FOR IGNORANT
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NEGROES THAT DO EMBARRASSING
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THINGS LIKE UNDER-TIPPING.
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>> YEAH.
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>> AND, MALIK, NOW, I KNOW I
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MADE YOU BE NO IGNORANT NEGRO.
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>> THAT'S THE "N" WORD THRICE IN
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AS MANY SENTENCES.
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>> RIGHT.
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>> YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET SOME.
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>> WATCH YOUR MOUTH AROUND MY
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MAMA!
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>> HEY, WE ALL ADULTS HERE,
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RIGHT?
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I MEAN, WE ALL GOT HAIR ON OUR
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GROINS.
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>> SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
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>> MOM, LORD!
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>> BOY, WILL YOU GROW UP?!
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DAMN!
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OKAY, SEE, THIS IS THE REASON
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WHY I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR NO MAN
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IN MY LIFE.
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HELL, I'M TOO BUSY DEALING WITH
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HIS IGNORANT ASS, TRYING TO GET
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HIS CAREER BACK ON TRACK.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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CALL ME IGNORANT ONE MORE TIME.
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>> IGNORANT, IGNORANT, IGNORANT,
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IGNORANT, IGNORANT!
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HELL!
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OOH, LORD. SEE?
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NOW YOU GOT MY PRESSURE ALL UP.
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DAMN.
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THE LAST THING I NEED ON TOP OF
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THIS IS A RELATIONSHIP.
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>> HOLD ON.
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I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT A
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RELATIONSHIP.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT SEX, EVEN IF
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IT MEANS YOU GOT TO HIRE A
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PROFESSIONAL.
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>> A HOOKER?
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>> YEAH.
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>> BOY, I WILL KILL YOU.
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MY MAMA MIGHT BE A FAILURE WHEN
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IT COMES TO MEN, BUT SHE AIN'T
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DESPERATE.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> PASS THE KETCHUP.
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>> OKAY.
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TASHA MACK DOES NOT PAY FOR SEX,
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NOR DOES SHE HAVE TO.
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>> RIGHT.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I COULD SNATCH UP A MAN ANYTIME
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I FEEL LIKE IT, ALL RIGHT?
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I'M TELLING YOU, ALL THAT HOOKER
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STUFF -- THAT'S SOME WHITE MESS.
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>> NOW, SEE THAT, SEE THAT?
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BLACK WOMEN -- Y'ALL ARE ALWAYS
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LATE TO THE PARTY WHEN IT COMES
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TO SEX.
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I MEAN, YOU WERE LATE TO
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THREESOMES.
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YOU WERE LATE TO ORAL.
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>> MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M ABOUT TO CALL YOUR MAMA AND
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TALK DIRTY TO HER.
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>> OOH, OOH!
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>> HEY, SHIRLEY!
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>> IS THE PRICE STILL THE SAME?
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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>> TEE TEE, THAT IS FUNNY 'CAUSE
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YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
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>> NOW, LOOK, THIS IS THE NUMBER
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TO A VERY DISCREET ESCORT
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SERVICE, OKAY?
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NOW, REMEMBER, A WISE MAN ONCE
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SAID YOU'RE NOT PAYING THEM TO
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STAY.
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YOU'RE PAYING THEM TO LEAVE.
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WINK, WINK.
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>> HERE YOU GO, MAMA.
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>> HERE YOU GO, MAMA.
>> THANK YOU.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> HEY-O!
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>> HEY!
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>> WHAT'S UP, BOO BOO?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> HEY, TODAY -- WHOA!
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LOOK AT YOU, LOOKING ALL GOOD AS
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YOU WANT TO LOOK.
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WHY YOU ALL DRESSED UP?
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>> WE'RE HAVING DINNER GUESTS.
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>> WHO?
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>> [ Mumbling ] JANAY AND HER
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MAN.
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>> "JANAY AND HER MAN"? WHAT?
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>> AH! DERWIN, HER FRIEND.
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NOW HURRY UP.
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I LAID OUT YOUR TOM FORD SHIRT
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TO MATCH MY YSL PUMPS.
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I HOPE SHE NOTICES.
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SHE'LL NOTICE.
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>> UH, HOLD ON A SECOND,
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MELANIE.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA INVITE JANAY
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TO THE CRIB WITHOUT TALKING TO
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ME?
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>> WELL, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE
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ANY TIME TO TALK, BETWEEN YOUR
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GAMES AND YOUR PRACTICES AND ME
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NOT WANTING YOU TO SAY NO.
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>> UNH-UNH, UNH-UNH.
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YOU GOT CANCEL IT.
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>> WHAT? NO.
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I ALREADY HAD THE CHEF PREPARE
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DINNER.
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AND -- AND THE MAID -- SHE
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CLEANED THE HOUSE.
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHY ALL THIS TROUBLE FOR JANAY?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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WE HAD A MOMENT IN THE SKYBOX
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YESTERDAY.
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NO, IT WAS EPIC.
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I ASKED HER IF I HAD SPINACH IN
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MY TEETH, AND GUESS WHAT SHE
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SAID.
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>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
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>> YES!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SHE DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT,
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DERWIN.
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SO I WANT TO HELP HER GET HER
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MAN.
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THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO FOR EACH
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OTHER.
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>> WOW.
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THAT MUST HAVE SOME PIECE OF
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SPINACH.
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SHOULD HAVE SAVED IT.
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SHOULD HAVE SAVED IT.
>> WOULD IT BE WEIRD IF I DID?
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>> WOULD IT BE WEIRD IF I DID?
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>> WOULD IT BE WEIRD IF I DID?
>> [ GROANS ]
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>> [ GROANS ]
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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LOOK, LOOK, THAT TRASH DOES NOT
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LEAVE HERE UNTIL I SAY IT DOES,
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ALL RIGHT?
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¿COMPRENDE?
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OH, HERE.
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I BOSS.
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I BOSS.
GO AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
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GO AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
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GO AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
[ DIALING ]
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[ DIALING ]
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>> UH, HELLO?
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YEAH, I-I NEED TO HIRE A HOOKER.
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MY NAME?
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MY NAME?
UH, DR. MELANIE BARNETT DAVIS.
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UH, DR. MELANIE BARNETT DAVIS.
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>> OH, MY GOD, JANAY, YOUR SHOES
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ARE SO CUTE.
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>> THANK YOU.
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PASS ME SOME SOUR CREAM.
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>> NO, THEY'RE REALLY CUTE.
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ARE THEY YSL?
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>> MNH-MNH. NO.
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>> WELL, I JUST THOUGHT BECAUSE
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THEY'RE CUTE, MINE ARE CUTE, AND
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MINE ARE YSL!
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>> OH. THOSE ARE CUTE.
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>> She noticed.
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>> Epic.
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>> SO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOAH
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WRITES AN AMAZING POLITICAL BLOG
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CALLED "HELL NOAH"?
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ISN'T THAT CLEVER?
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I MEAN, HIS NAME IS NOAH, BUT
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HE'S ALL POLITICAL, SO HE'S
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LIKE, "HELL NOAH!"
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> I THINK WE GET IT, MEL.
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>> IT'S, UH -- IT'S A HOBBY.
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MOST OF MY TIME IS SPENT AT
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"THE HUFFINGTON POST."
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>> MM!
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>> HE'S AN EDITOR.
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>> I LOVE "THE HUFFINGTON POST."
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>> I'M MORE OF A TELEVISION NEWS
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GUY MYSELF, BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I
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CHECK YOU OUT NEXT TIME PLAYING
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"WORDS WITH FRIENDS."
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>> NOT REALLY INTO BROADCAST
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NEWS.
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NO, IT'S LIKE RELIGION.
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IT'S BECOMING THE NEW OPIATE OF
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THE MASSES.
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>> HMM.
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SO, UM...
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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...YOU'RE NOT A-A FAN OF
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RELIGION?
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>> NOT ORGANIZED RELIGION.
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>> YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, I-I HEAR YOU, NOAH.
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES RELIGION IN
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THE WRONG HANDS CAN BE A
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DANGEROUS THING.
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I'VE SEEN "THE BOOK OF ELI."
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>> YOU WERE THE ONE.
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>> GUILTY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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>> THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
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>> MMM, YUMMY.
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>> WHAT UP?!
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>> IRV! WHAT'S UP, DADDY?
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>> GOT YOUR DEAL MEMO HERE.
384
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I'M SORRY.
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AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING,
386
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HUH?
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A LITTLE GRUBBING AND A FIERCE
388
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GAME OF DOMINOS, PERHAPS?
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>> NO, MAN.
390
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WE'RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE
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DINNER. DID YOU EAT?
392
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>> NO. I CAN EAT, ABSOLUTELY.
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>> UH, NOAH -- NOAH SENEGAL.
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>> IRV -- IRV SMITH.
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>> GOD, I'M SORRY.
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UH, THIS IS NOAH, JANAY'S
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ADORABLE DATE.
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AND, NOAH, THIS IS IRV, DERWIN'S
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OBNOXIOUS MANAGER.
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>> OKAY.
401
00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:09,341
SO YOU'RE MARRIED TO HER, YET
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SHE HAS YOUR BABY, BUT SHE'S
403
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DATING HIM.
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[ Laughing ] I JUST LOVE
405
00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:16,172
STEREOTYPES!
406
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PASS THE WINE.
407
00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:18,995
>> WOULD THAT KEEP YOU QUIET?
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>> OH, COME ON, MEL.
409
00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:24,034
WE ARE ALL FAMILY HERE, EXCEPT
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FOR HIM.
411
00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:27,214
HAVE WE GOOGLED THIS DUDE YET,
412
00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:27,926
HUH?
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00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:28,971
BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME WEIRD
414
00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:30,235
PEOPLE OUT THERE, YES.
415
00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:30,971
OH, TRUST ME.
416
00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:31,995
I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO ONE.
417
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:32,690
[ SNIFFS ]
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STRANGEST THING.
419
00:10:33,896 --> 00:10:35,716
THIS GUY HAS A CAR SEAT, YET NO
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KIDS.
421
00:10:36,551 --> 00:10:38,411
MM-HMM.
422
00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:40,283
[ SLURPING ]
423
00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:41,065
AHH!
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SOUR CREAM ME.
425
00:10:42,103 --> 00:10:43,623
>> HEY, UH, I'M COOL BEING
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GOOGLED.
427
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:45,655
>> I DON'T KNOW.
428
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HAVE WE GOOGLED YOU, IRV?
429
00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:48,281
>> [ Laughing ] OH, NO!
430
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I WOULD NOT DO THAT.
431
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,144
SERIOUSLY.
432
00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:51,277
OKAY, BUT IF YOU DO, IN MY
433
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,335
DEFENSE, THERE'S A SMALL
434
00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:53,554
PAKISTANI IN JERSEY WITH THE
435
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SAME NAME, AND HE IS -- OH, HE
436
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,925
IS KINKY!
437
00:10:56,931 --> 00:10:57,931
YEAH, HE DOES THIS THING WITH
438
00:10:57,931 --> 00:10:58,861
HIS ANKLE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
439
00:10:58,862 --> 00:10:59,832
I'M EATING, I'M EATING.
440
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,097
I'M SORRY. CHIVE ME.
441
00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:02,723
>> SPEAKING OF PAKISTAN, I KNOW
442
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,284
A GREAT LITTLE SPOT DOWNTOWN.
443
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:05,855
THEY HAVE A GOAT TIKKA CHANGE
444
00:11:05,862 --> 00:11:06,522
YOUR LIFE.
445
00:11:06,517 --> 00:11:09,027
>> OH, WORD, LIKE A REAL-LIFE
446
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:09,904
[BLEATS] GOAT?
447
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:10,826
>> [ LAUGHS ]
448
00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:11,687
>> MAN, HEY, WE SHOULD
449
00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:13,829
DEFINITELY GO SOMETIME.
450
00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:14,827
>> MEL, CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE
451
00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:15,657
THE BATHROOM IS AGAIN?
452
00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:16,655
>> OF COURSE.
453
00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,755
>> OF COURSE.
UM, EXCUSE US.
454
00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:21,998
UM, EXCUSE US.
455
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,100
>> GIVE ME A HENNESSY ON THE
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ROCKS.
457
00:11:24,137 --> 00:11:26,137
HOLD THE ROCKS.
458
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,377
>> TOUGH DAY?
459
00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:29,859
>> TOUGH DAY?
>> TOUGH LIFE.
460
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,792
>> TOUGH LIFE.
461
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:32,793
MMM.
462
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,863
>> ♪ I'M READY, GIRL
463
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♪ TAKE MY HAND
464
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>> I'LL GET YOUR CHANGE.
465
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,173
>> NO, KEEP IT, JULIE.
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PAY YOUR FRIENDS.
467
00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:40,898
I'M BALLING.
468
00:11:40,896 --> 00:11:42,996
[ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]
469
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,280
OH.
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00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:46,655
>> WOW, YOU JUST GONNA WALK IN
471
00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:47,995
HERE, TAKE MY BREATH AWAY, AND
472
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,690
LEAVE?
473
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:49,999
>> YOU NEED TO BE AT LEAST THIS
474
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000
TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE.
475
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000
>> BUY YOU A DRINK?
476
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,900
>> BUY YOU A DRINK?
>> I'LL TAKE IT.
477
00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:59,716
>> I'LL TAKE IT.
478
00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:01,484
>> REYNALDO.
479
00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:03,002
>> TASHA.
480
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,340
>> SO, WHAT'S A WOMAN AS FINE AS
481
00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,524
YOURSELF DOING A PLACE IN LIKE
482
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,137
THIS BY HERSELF, TASHA?
483
00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:10,137
>> DON'T YOU HAVE ANY ORIGINAL
484
00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:11,787
LINES, REYNALDO?
485
00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:12,623
>> YEAH, BUT I USED THEM ON THE
486
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,930
GIRL IN THE CORNER.
487
00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:15,591
>> [ LAUGHS ]
488
00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:16,756
OH.
489
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,858
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
490
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:19,552
THIS PLACE IS NOTORIOUS FOR
491
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:20,381
THAT.
492
00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:21,899
>> FOR WHAT?
493
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:22,896
>> HMM.
494
00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:24,026
LET'S JUST SAY IF YOU GOT THE
495
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,664
CASH, YOU CAN DEFINITELY SMASH.
496
00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:27,475
IF YOU WANT TO ASK, IT WON'T
497
00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:28,282
PASS.
498
00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,135
IF YOU GOT THE BREAD, THOSE LEGS
499
00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:29,827
WILL --
500
00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:31,967
>> OKAY. SHUT THE HELL UP.
501
00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,095
JUST SHUT THE HELL UP WITH THAT.
502
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:35,383
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD COME UP
503
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,279
IN HERE LOOKING FOR A
504
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:37,615
PROSTITUTE?
505
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:42,170
DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE.
506
00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:43,382
>> YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
507
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,279
>> REALLY?
508
00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:46,025
>> MM-HMM.
509
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:48,284
>> OKAY, WHAT ABOUT HER?
510
00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:50,065
>> OH, DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY.
511
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:51,238
I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. LOOK.
512
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:52,901
SHE'S WEARING A $20,000 TENNIS
513
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:53,966
BRACELET -- A GIFT FROM A
514
00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,825
JOHN -- AND A PAIR OF $20
515
00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:57,517
SHOES -- A GIFT FROM PAYLESS.
516
00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:58,717
>> [ LAUGHS ]
517
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:01,004
OKAY, OKAY. WHAT ABOUT HER?
518
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,860
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU?
519
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:02,932
>> UH, EXCUSE YOU?
520
00:13:02,931 --> 00:13:04,001
>> I'M SAYING YOU'RE DEFINITELY
521
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,520
FINE ENOUGH TO CHARGE FOR.
522
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:06,277
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
523
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:07,585
IF I DID, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE
524
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,446
TO AFFORD TALKING TO ME RIGHT
525
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:09,138
NOW.
526
00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,097
>> AND I DON'T SEE A WEDDING
527
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:10,973
RING, SO NO ONE'S PAYING FOR
528
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:11,825
THAT.
529
00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:12,787
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
530
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,793
'CAUSE I GOT MY OWN MONEY, OKAY?
531
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,173
I CAN BUY AND SELL ANY MAN, ALL
532
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:15,862
RIGHT?
533
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:16,932
A MAN AIN'T NOTHING BUT A
534
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:18,001
HEADACHE TO ME, TAKING MY MIND
535
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,340
OFF MY CASH.
536
00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:20,724
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME STOP.
537
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:21,594
JUST STOP, STOP.
538
00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:22,306
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
539
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,380
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, GO
540
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:24,999
AHEAD.
541
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,660
>> SEE? THERE YOU GO.
542
00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:27,715
WHAT, YOU TRYING TO BUY ME
543
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,384
DRINKS AGAIN?
544
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:29,069
>> MM-HMM.
545
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:29,828
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
546
00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:30,997
I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T NEED NO
547
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:31,970
MAN TO BUY ME DRINKS.
548
00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:32,785
I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO BUY ME
549
00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:33,623
DINNER.
550
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:34,410
I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO SATISFY
551
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:35,173
ME.
552
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:36,862
OH, SATISFY ME!
553
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:38,592
OH, SATISFY ME!
SATISFY ME!
554
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:41,476
SATISFY ME!
555
00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:43,342
>> I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
556
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,414
NOAH AND I HAVE BEEN SEEING EACH
557
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:45,413
OTHER FOR A WHILE NOW.
558
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:46,213
>> [ GASPS ]
559
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:47,406
I KNEW IT!
560
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:48,313
>> WELL, WE WERE TRYING TO KEEP
561
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,690
IT QUIET, YOU KNOW?
562
00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:50,999
DIDN'T WANT TO FREAK DERWIN OUT.
563
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,900
>> WELL, WHY WOULD DERWIN FREAK
564
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:52,586
OUT?
565
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:54,166
THIS IS, LIKE, GREAT NEWS.
566
00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:56,242
THIS IS, LIKE, GREAT NEWS.
>> WELL, BECAUSE...
567
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:59,001
>> WELL, BECAUSE...
568
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,100
>> [ GASPS ]
569
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:01,243
>> ...WE'RE ENGAGED.
570
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,521
>> OH, MY GOD.
571
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:03,167
>> YEAH.
572
00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:03,932
>> YES!
573
00:14:03,931 --> 00:14:06,171
[ LAUGHS ] YES!
574
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,382
A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
575
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,209
OH, GOD!
576
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,406
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY PARENTS.
577
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,173
>> UH, NOAH AND I ARE ENGAGED,
578
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:11,972
NOT YOU AND ME.
579
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:13,135
>> WHAT?! I-I-- GOD!
580
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:14,137
I'M JUST -- I...
581
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:15,027
[ SIGHS ]
582
00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:17,384
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
583
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:18,209
>> THANK YOU.
584
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:19,236
YOU KIND OF, YOU KNOW, PUSHED
585
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,241
THINGS FORWARD A LITTLE BIT WITH
586
00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:21,171
THIS DINNER PARTY.
587
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,342
I MEAN, I AM DOWN THERE FEELING
588
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:23,904
AWKWARD, SWEATING.
589
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:24,996
NOAH'S NOT SAYING TOO MUCH,
590
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID HE'LL SAY
591
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,100
TOO MUCH.
592
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,693
HE'S REALLY A GOOD GUY, THOUGH.
593
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:29,929
DERWIN SHOULD LIKE HIM.
594
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:31,141
>> WELL, I THINK THEY'RE HITTING
595
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,137
IT OFF NICELY!
596
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:32,857
>> YEAH?
597
00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:33,522
>> YEAH!
598
00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:34,997
>> WELL, IF HE'S ON THE FENCE
599
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,170
AND YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT
600
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:37,342
US AFTER WE LEAVE, WOULD YOU
601
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,594
MIND PUSHING HIM TO MY SIDE?
602
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,166
>> CONSIDER IT DONE.
603
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:41,862
>> THANK YOU.
604
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:42,552
>> MM-HMM.
605
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:43,281
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
606
00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:43,965
YOU.
607
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,095
OKAY, BUT DON'T MENTION THE
608
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:46,103
RING, OKAY, BECAUSE I WANT TO
609
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:47,033
TELL HIM MYSELF WHEN THE TIME IS
610
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,004
RIGHT.
611
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,900
>> OKAY. YEAH, NO, OF COURSE.
612
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:49,786
IT'S JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS.
613
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:50,623
ALTHOUGH I'M SURE DERWIN -- HE
614
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:51,660
WILL BE SO HAPPY.
615
00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:52,685
>> DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.
616
00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:54,759
>> NO! OH, I WOULD NEVER.
617
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:55,998
YOU KNOW, CHICKENS BEFORE
618
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,070
DICKENS.
619
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,278
>> I'M SORRY?
620
00:14:58,275 --> 00:14:59,615
>> PUMPS BEFORE CHUMPS.
621
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,380
>> WHAT?
622
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:01,969
>> SISTERS BEFORE MISTERS.
623
00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:03,025
GUYS SUCK.
624
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:03,724
>> OKAY.
625
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:04,794
THAT ONE I GET.
626
00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:05,453
>> YEAH.
627
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,278
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
628
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:10,925
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> OOH, YES, YES!
629
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:14,381
>> OOH, YES, YES!
630
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:15,379
>> THANK YOU, GUYS, FOR
631
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:16,519
EVERYTHING.
632
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:17,517
>> OH, MY PLEASURE.
633
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,517
>> HEY, NOAH, MY MAN, IT WAS A
634
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,167
PLEASURE.
635
00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:19,902
>> PLEASURE'S MINE.
636
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:20,616
>> OH, COOL.
637
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,690
MAKE SURE YOU HUG MY SON FOR ME.
638
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:22,379
>> I ALWAYS DO.
639
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,029
>> ALL RIGHT.
640
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,214
>> SEE YOU GUYS.
641
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:24,896
>> THANKS.
642
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:25,656
>> BYE-BYE.
643
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:26,655
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
644
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:27,305
>> BYE.
645
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,590
>> BYE.
646
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,586
>> AH, WHAT AN AMAZING NIGHT.
647
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,066
AND NOAH -- WHAT A SWEETHEART.
648
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:33,658
>> OH, GREAT GUY. LOVE HIM.
649
00:15:33,655 --> 00:15:34,515
>> [ SLAMS FIST ]
650
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,587
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
651
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,586
THAT GUY'S A JACKASS.
652
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:37,756
>> COMPLETE AND UTTER DOUCHE
653
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:38,968
BAG.
654
00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:41,135
>> TEE TEE, GUESS WHERE I AM.
655
00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:41,857
NO!
656
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,762
BOY, WHY WOULD I BE CALLING YOU
657
00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:45,278
FROM THE MOVIE THEATER?
658
00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,275
NO. LOOK HERE.
659
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:48,235
I JUST HAD SEX.
660
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:50,451
OH, YEAH, WITH A MAN.
661
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:51,138
YEAH.
662
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:52,377
LOOK, I'M CALLING TO PROVE MY
663
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:53,209
POINT.
664
00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:53,996
I AIN'T GOT TO PAY FOR MINE,
665
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,210
'CAUSE I GETS MINE.
666
00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:56,856
WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
667
00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:59,212
WELL, HE TALL.
668
00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,406
HE GOT GOOD HAIR.
669
00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:01,343
OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
670
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,454
THINK RICK FOX, BUT BETTER.
671
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:03,138
MM-HMM.
672
00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:04,307
AND HE GOT A-A VOICE LIKE
673
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:07,000
JAMES INGRAM, STRONG AND RASPY.
674
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,070
>> HEY, TASHA GIRL, WHERE YOU
675
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:08,758
AT?!
676
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,758
AT?!
>> OH, I GOT TO GO.
677
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:15,028
>> OH, I GOT TO GO.
678
00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:17,414
YEAH?
679
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:18,723
I KNOW YOU AIN'T IN NO HURRY,
680
00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:19,864
ARE YOU?
681
00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:21,172
>> NO. I JUST FIGURED I'D GO
682
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:22,482
AHEAD AND GET OUT YOUR WAY.
683
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,722
SO, YOU WANT TO SQUARE UP?
684
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,284
>> OOH, LOOK AT YOU BEING ALL
685
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,165
>> OOH, LOOK AT YOU BEING ALL
FRISKY, LITTLE MAN.
686
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:30,622
FRISKY, LITTLE MAN.
687
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:31,620
>> YOU TRYING TO GO ANOTHER
688
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:32,310
ROUND?
689
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,000
>> YOU AIN'T?
690
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
>> ALL RIGHT. COOL.
691
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,280
I SHOULD WARN YOU, THOUGH.
692
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:35,965
>> WHAT?
693
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:36,965
>> IT'S GONNA COST YOU.
694
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:37,685
>> ALL RIGHT.
695
00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:39,239
WELL, YOU KNOW I CAN HANDLE IT.
696
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:41,591
HELL, I WAS ON TOUR ONCE, SO
697
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:42,276
BRING IT.
698
00:16:42,275 --> 00:16:43,205
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
699
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:44,966
>> NOW, NORMALLY I'D CHARGE $500
700
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:48,235
AN HOUR FOR SEX, BUT FOR YOU...
701
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,311
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE
702
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,100
EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.
703
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:51,663
>> WHAT THE HELL?! YO A HO?!
704
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:52,615
>> I PREFER THE TERM SEX
705
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,720
THERAPIST, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
706
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:54,834
I'LL BE GOING TO JAIL FOR HO.
707
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:55,617
>> WHAT THE HELL?!
708
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,930
YOU TRYING TO CHARGE ME FOR SEX?
709
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:57,721
YOU KNOW WHAT?!
710
00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:58,864
I OUGHT TO CHOP YOU UP INTO
711
00:16:58,862 --> 00:16:59,972
PIECES AND FLUSH YOU DOWN THE
712
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:00,995
TOILET LIKE THE LITTLE TURD YOU
713
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,690
ARE!
714
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:02,969
>> LATASHA, STOP IT. COME ON
715
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:03,655
>> NO, YOU STOP IT!
716
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,305
>> YOU STOP IT.
717
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,000
>> YOU STOP IT!
718
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,830
LATASHA, COME ON. YOU KNEW.
719
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:06,717
>> I DID NOT KNOW THAT!
720
00:17:06,723 --> 00:17:07,523
HELL, YOU STUCK TO ME LIKE YOU
721
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:08,237
WAS A REAL MAN!
722
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,551
>> TASHA, I AM A REAL MAN -- A
723
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,380
REAL EXPENSIVE MAN.
724
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,338
SO FOR SIX HOURS, I MADE ABOUT
725
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,344
$3,000.
726
00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:15,724
>> NEGRO, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING
727
00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:16,763
ME.
728
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:17,718
>> TASHA, PLEASE. COME ON.
729
00:17:17,723 --> 00:17:18,723
NOW, LOOK, WE HAD AN AMAZING
730
00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:19,413
TIME LAST NIGHT.
731
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,103
I AIN'T GONNA STOP.
732
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:21,003
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY.
733
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,790
>> NO, I AIN'T GOT TO DO
734
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:22,482
NOTHING, OKAY?!
735
00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:23,452
SO WHAT IF I DON'T PAY?
736
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:24,378
THEN WHAT?
737
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:25,378
>> I'M GONNA MAKE A PHONE CALL.
738
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,208
THEN YOU'RE GONNA END UP CHOPPED
739
00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:27,205
UP IN LITTLE PIECES AND FLUSHED
740
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:28,405
DOWN THE TOILET.
741
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,593
>> I AIN'T GOT NO CASH.
742
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:32,716
>> THAT'S OKAY.
743
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:36,794
I TAKE ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS.
744
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:39,003
SIX HOURS.
745
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,830
AND, UM, I GOT TO CHARGE YOU FOR
746
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,307
THE DRINKS I BOUGHT YOU EARLIER.
747
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,970
I DON'T NEED TIP ON THE TIP,
748
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:47,755
SO...
749
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:49,138
>> [ SIGHS ]
750
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,307
>> [ SIGHS ]
HOLD IT STILL!
751
00:17:50,310 --> 00:18:02,760
HOLD IT STILL!
752
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,828
HOLD IT STILL!
>> [ SIGHS ]
753
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:07,097
>> [ SIGHS ]
754
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:08,483
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> WHAT?
755
00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:10,662
>> WHAT?
756
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:11,925
>> DERWIN, CAN WE HAVE A TRUTH
757
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:13,761
MOMENT?
758
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:14,858
>> [ SCOFFS ]
759
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,282
A...
760
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:17,545
YOU WANT TO HAVE A TRUTH MOMENT
761
00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:18,241
NOW?
762
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,761
>> WE AGREED NEVER TO GO TO BED
763
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,278
HOLDING ON TO OUR TRUTHS, AND I
764
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:22,995
NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
765
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,450
>> TRUTH ABOUT WHAT?
766
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:28,968
>> DO YOU REALLY HATE NOAH, OR
767
00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:30,095
DO YOU JUST HATE THE IDEA OF
768
00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:31,313
JANAY BEING WITH SOMEONE OTHER
769
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,660
THAN YOU?
770
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:33,685
>> A-A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?
771
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:34,379
NO, MELANIE.
772
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,789
I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS WITH YOU.
773
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,073
I MEAN, IT'S 12:00, FOR CHRIST
774
00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:37,898
SAKES!
775
00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:39,996
GO TO BED!
776
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,210
"TRUTH MOMENT."
777
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:43,376
KIDDING?
778
00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:44,829
>> WELL, MY TRUTH IS JANAY AND
779
00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:47,167
NOAH ARE GETTING MARRIED.
780
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,282
NOAH ARE GETTING MARRIED.
GOOD NIGHT.
781
00:18:48,332 --> 00:18:52,882
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