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[hip-hop playing loudly]
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Yo, sweetheart,
what is your name?
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What is your name?!
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[music continues playing loudly]
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What's your name?
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Your name?
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[chuckles]
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[music continues playing loudly]
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[volume decreases,
Derwin laughs]
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You were saying?
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I was saying, what are you
doing for the next 24 hours?
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You tell me.
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Oh.Oh, right here.
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Whoo!
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Damn.
Nice.
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Girl, I been
with you all day. Yeah.
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We went to lunch,
I took you shopping,
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VIP at the club.
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Raq, you got this one.
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Nah, but I got you.
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So, uh, what can
I get you guys?
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What's good?
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[high-pitched whirring]
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Melanie, what
are you doing?
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I'm shredding pictures
of Derwin.
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That is not Derwin.
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This is my brother.
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Yeah, well, too bad, okay?
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He looks like Derwin.
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Derwin came into the diner
tonight... with a girl.
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Do I look like I care?
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It is 3:00 in the morning.
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But you should have seen him
cheesing and grinning
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with his stupid ass.
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And they were
making out.
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[scoffs]
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Right there in public.
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Skanky hoochie ho and
stupid-ass Derwin.
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What rock did he
find her under?
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If you care so much,
why don't you just ask him?
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And look pathetic?
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Now, go get your keys.
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We got to do a drive-by.
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Yeah.
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I knew I should have done
a background check on you.
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Good night.
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Skanky hoochie ho.
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Yo, man, it was so sad.
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Yo, there I am
with my girl, right?
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And Melanie walks up
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with this greasy apron
and these busted-ass shoes
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asking us if we wanted
something to drink.
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And I know she was shook
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'cause she didn't even
tell us the specials.
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Okay, hold up.
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Your girl?
Mm-hmm.
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Okay, let me get
this straight.
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You meet a broad
in traffic,
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rub up against her,
maybe share some eggs,
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and all of a sudden
this chick is your girl?
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Have you not read
the Playa Handbook?
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Where do I pick that up,
Malik, huh-- Amazon.com?
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No, I think you get it
at Unwritten.com, you 'tard.
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What now?
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We're trying to help you
live the life
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of a single
professional athlete.
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Which by your blank stare,
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I can tell you don't fully
realize that you are.
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No, I am living
the life, all right?
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My place is fly,
got a new whip, a new girl.
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Listen, man, all I'm saying
is seeing Melanie last night
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with them gravy stains...
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Okay, forget about her and
her gravy stains, all right?
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That chapter's over.
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We're trying to school
you right now, boy.
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'Cause they obviously
didn't teach you this stuff
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in... Mayberry.
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Look, guys, I understand
what you're trying to say,
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but Raquel...
Oh!
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Ah-ah!
What now?
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Rule number one--
no names, okay?
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And if you've got to
call her something,
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give 'em
nicknames, like
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Hottie, Buckwild,
Delicious,
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Not So Delicious.
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And to avoid the need
for names,
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we have rule number two--
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you never spend more
than four consecutive hours
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with the same chick.
Right.
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Which leads us
to rule number three...
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No sleepovers.
Thank you.
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Hit it and quit it.
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In and out.
Bob and weave.
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Stick and move.
Thank you for the ass, honey.
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Deuces.
Deuces.
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[phone ringing]Hold up.
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Yo, it's Raq...
Ah!
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M-My girl...
Boy!
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All right,
I'll call her Eggs, man.
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I'll call her Eggs.
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What it do, Eggs?
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, Kelly.
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Sweetie, what are
you doing here?
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I'm about to start
my Sunbeam meeting.
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Um, I'm sorry,
Kelly, but look,
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I really need
to talk to you.
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Okay, um, I ran into Derwin
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and he was with this girl.
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Aw...
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Was she pretty?
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No.
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Yes.
[sighs]
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You haven't heard anything
about her, have you?
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No, sorry.
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But, you know, if you
want to hang around,
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maybe you'll hear something
from the Sunbeams.
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Okay, thanks, Kelly.
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Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
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Not out in the open, mm-mm.
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You're a civilian now.
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You got to hide.
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Um, just go busy
yourself in the kitchen.
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Oh, in fact, why don't
you handle my, my oven?
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It's not self-cleaning.
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Hi, Kelly.
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Hey, ladies.
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Oh, my God, Mathis, look at you.
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You're huge.
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Okay, not the thing to say.
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Med School, what the hell
you doing here?
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Shh, shh. Just pretend
I'm not here.
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[whispering]:
Okay, will do.
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Red alert. Red alert.
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We got an intruder in our midst.
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Oh, come on, Tasha.
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Has it really come to this?
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Look, you started this dance
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when you cabbage-patched
your way into Malik's bed.
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So go on, moonwalk yourself
on out of here.
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Go on. Now get.
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[snapping fingers rhythmically]
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Kelly?
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Sorry.
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Kelly.
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Now get.
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Thanks for having my
back, Sergeant at Arms.
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God, these people think
they can just barge in here anytime they want.
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I'm thinking about
getting a gun.
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When you're serious,
I know a guy.
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Excuse me.
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Um, that girl-- the one
you called Med School?
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Why do you call
her Med School?
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Uh, 'cause she's
in med school, Ditzy.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, girl, please, look,
I give everybody nicknames.
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Med School,
Ditzy, Drunky.
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Okay, okay, I get it.
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Bitchy.
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I got your "Bitchy"
in my trunk.
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[sighs]
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Derwin.
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What are you doing here?
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Uh, I live here.
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The question is:
what are you doing here?
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'Cause I vaguely remember
you moving out.
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Yeah, well, um,
I just wanted to, um...
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I forgot my thing.
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Your thing?
Yes, my thing.
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I moved out in such a rush,
I forgot it.
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Okay.
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You're more than welcome
to come in and look for it.
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[scoffs]
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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What happened
to the little black boy?
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Okay, in case
you haven't noticed,
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he's a grown-ass man now,
Melanie.
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No, the photograph
of the little black boy
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I gave you
after you got drafted.
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Oh, yeah.
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My decorator--
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he said it didn't go
with my new drapes.
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And these new joints right here
are Italian.
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What?
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Black and white photography
lends itself
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more to an Art Deco.
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[laughing]
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Wow.
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Nice, mm-hmm.
Okay.
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So now you're that guy?
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Okay, what's that
supposed to mean?
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Well, um, cheesy apartment,
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even cheesier girl.
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Oh.
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Okay, so that's what
this is about, huh, my girl?
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Oh.
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Oh, so she isyour girl?
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What you care about Eggs?
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What?
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Look, the only thing I care
about is my photo, okay, Derwin?
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It was a gift.
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And you got rid of it
so you can make room
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for some stupid butt
picture yourself
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and some gaudy-ass
Italian drapes?
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That picture is not stupid.
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You're stupid.
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No, you are.
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Since when do you
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spend your money
on this kind of crap?
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Since I stopped having
to pay for medical school.
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Ah.
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Turns out I have a lot more
cheddar for cheesing.
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Jealous?
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Jealous?
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Ha!
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I'm ecstatic.
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Looks like I just dodged
a big old cheesy bullet.
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Oh, yeah, "ha" to you.
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Looks like I dodged
a big old slutty bullet,
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Little Miss "I Slept
With Trey Wiggs."
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Oh, okay, so now I'm a slut?
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00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:12,389
Well, you know, I'd rather be
a slut than a... cornball.
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00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,008
You corny mother...
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Oh, whatever, Slutnik!
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Yeah, well, whatever,
Malik wannabe.
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What'd you say?
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00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,671
Oh, Malik's got a Porsche,
so you get a Porsche.
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00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:23,669
So?
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Malik's got a big TV,
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so you got to get a big TV.
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Malik's got a safari look;
you had to go Lion King.
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You ain't nothing but
a poor man's version of Malik.
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No, no, no, wait, wait.
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You're Malik's bitch.
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You know what, Melanie,
get up out of my house!
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Bounce!
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Are you sure you don't want
to check with Malik first?
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Hey, babe.
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Hey.
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[clears throat]
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00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,357
Can I get a little help here?
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00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:06,973
Wait a minute.
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00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,411
Wait a minute.
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00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,971
These aren't
grocery bags.
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00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,111
You...!
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00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:21,027
There are clothes in here
with name brands on them.
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They'd better
be irregular.
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Hmm, they're irregular,
all right.
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Irregularly expensive.
250
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Oh, what's wrong?
251
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Afraid it's going to cut
into your steroid budget?
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00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,474
Oh, come on.
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Kel, I'm just saying,
you might want to go
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easy on the spending until
I get my new contract.
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00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,481
Next time just... tell
me before you go crazy.
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00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,962
Oh, like you told me before
you started shooting up?
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00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,703
Would you stop
with that, please?
258
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,144
Uh-oh.
259
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,750
Is this that 'roid rage
I've been hearing about?
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00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,142
Ooh.
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00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,534
Look at that vein just
popping out on your neck.
262
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,968
Ew, is that a pimple?
263
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,024
Damn, these side
effects are a bitch.
264
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,110
I get it.
You're mad at me.
265
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,239
Okay, you got to stop with the
passive-aggressive behavior.
266
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,281
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
267
00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,846
No, I don't.
268
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,853
Okay, well, could
you stop, please?
269
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,975
'Cause it's starting
to hurt my feelings.
270
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,377
All right, fine.
271
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,821
Can you at least help me
carry my bags upstairs?
272
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,641
Seeing that you're all
pumped up on steroids.
273
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:13,818
You know what?
274
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:30,234
It's a beautiful day
at Tavern on the Grease.
275
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,231
I'll be your server.
276
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,012
Ask about our specials.
277
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,056
[chuckling]:
That's funny-- she thinks we'd eat here.
278
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,021
You're Med School,
aren't you?
279
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,801
I'm sorry, do I know you?
280
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,147
No, but, uh,
that's good.
281
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:46,367
That way, we protect
the innocent.
282
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,027
Look, seeing as you're in
medical school and all,
283
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,212
we think that you can
help us with something.
284
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:54,158
Oh, God, you're not in labor,
are you?
285
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,948
I heard a rumor
about a woman who had
286
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,213
a baby by a
basketball player.
287
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:02,126
Can't say who,
but let's just say
288
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:05,442
his name rhymes with
Shabron Aames.
289
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,048
You know how she did it?
290
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,793
Inquiring minds want to know.
291
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,055
With a turkey baster.
292
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,008
What?
293
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,446
A turkey baster.
294
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:20,062
It's not just
for basting turkeys.
295
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:23,153
Well... there goes Thanksgiving.
296
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,543
We're willing to pay you
297
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,417
to help my girl get
pregnant the same way.
298
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,419
I, uh, nabbed my man
the old-fashioned way.
299
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,422
Told him I was
on the pill.
300
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,554
But my friend could
use a little help.
301
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,597
How does $4,000 sound?
302
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:41,172
Look, um, I can't imagine that
that would work.
303
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:44,001
I mean, I guess
you'd have to freeze--
304
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,910
How much?
305
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,605
Oh, she wants
to negotiate.
306
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,924
Derwin Davis
is worth it.
307
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:55,141
Are you sure you're not
talking about someone
308
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,312
who rhymes with Derwin Davis?
309
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,528
No.
310
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:00,875
$4,250.
311
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,147
You in?
312
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,188
Hey, Ma,
313
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:09,016
you like your sauce
mild or spicy?
314
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,935
Do you have to ask?
315
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,770
[knocking at door]
316
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:15,900
I'll get it.
317
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,472
Can you keep
stirring that for me? Sure.
318
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,158
No, no, no, no, no.
319
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,556
I need you to do it sexy.
320
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,211
You've definitely
done this before.
321
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,573
Hey.
Melanie?
322
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,049
Girl, what you doing here?
323
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,999
I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
324
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,086
What, did you forget to leave
this bitch a tip?
325
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,187
You know what?
I need to talk to you.
326
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,581
In private.
327
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,671
Well, there's nothing
you can say to me
328
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,755
that you can't say in
front of... my girl.
329
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,895
Hmm.
330
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,418
I have herpes.
331
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,901
[clears throat]
332
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,685
I'll be right back, Eggs.
333
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:07,781
Bitch.
334
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,921
Herpes, Melanie?
335
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,348
Really?
336
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,314
You really need to stop
this silliness and move on.
337
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,223
'Cause it's obvious that I have.
338
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,658
You know what?
Forget it.
339
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:25,014
I came here to warn you,
340
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,714
but you deserve whatever
"your girl" gives you.
341
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,232
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
342
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,316
So what you saying--
shehas herpes?
343
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,196
No, Jethro.
344
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,408
She's trying to trap you
with a turkey baster.
345
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,678
A tu... a-a turkey baster?
346
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:41,902
Yeah.
347
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,031
It ain't just
for basting turkeys.
348
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,863
All right, Melanie, now you're
just making stuff up.
349
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,862
Why the hell would
I start lying to you now?
350
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,165
'Cause you want me back.
351
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,479
Please, negro.
352
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,001
Are you serious?
353
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,565
I don't want
your cheating ass.
354
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,701
You know what?
355
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,703
Go back in there
with your turkey baster.
356
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,005
I hope she takes you
for everything you're worth.
357
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,877
Which ain't much.
358
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,226
And you know, whatever
you're doing with your chest--
359
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,316
very gay.
360
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:25,326
[sultry R & B playing]
361
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,732
Damn.
362
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,901
Yo, you killing me, Eggs.
363
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,947
Don't die on me now, baby.
364
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,783
Hold up, hold up.
365
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,345
Bathroom break.
366
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,679
Yeah, I just flushed it.
367
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,463
What are you talking about?
368
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,067
Oh, baby, come on, Eggs.
369
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:14,077
Don't try and play stupid.
370
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,299
Derwin, I was just...Shh.
371
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,949
Don't say anything.
372
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:23,093
'Cause I want to remember you
just as you were...
373
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,128
sunny-side up.
374
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,964
[music continues in background]
375
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,007
What, you're not going
to let me get dressed?
376
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,271
Girl, you can do
whatever you want.
377
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,973
You just can't do it here.
378
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,848
So, what, that's it?
379
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,798
Uh... yeah.
380
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,627
Oh, thanks
for the ass.
381
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,156
Deuces.
382
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:06,132
$38 for a whole
week's worth?
383
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,002
How do you live
on this?
384
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,833
You got two
choices, honey.
385
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,611
Steal food or
sleep with Jorge.
386
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,656
Between you and
me, Jorge's safer.
387
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,143
Oh, and push the pie.
388
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:21,234
It's starting
to mold.
389
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,155
You know, if you're going
to take up a seat,
390
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,556
you're going to have
to order something.
391
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,818
Okay...
392
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,251
What's good?
393
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,168
The pie.
394
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,613
How about a big, fat slice?
395
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,700
[chuckles]
396
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,130
You know what, Mel?
397
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,786
Just, uh... I'll just
take some coffee.
398
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,091
Okay.
399
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,887
What's this?
400
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,504
It's a peace offering.
401
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,195
Your little black boy.
402
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,553
I found it in storage.
403
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:22,342
So I was right
about your girl?
404
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,118
Look, Mel, I never said she
was my girl... Yes, you did.
405
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,434
You said that she...
Mel...
406
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,600
Melanie, listen.
407
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,646
I don't want to fight
with you anymore.
408
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,432
Okay?
409
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,826
I came down here
to say thank you
410
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,660
for having my back.
411
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,919
Appreciate that.
412
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,092
I don't have change
for a hundred.
413
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,878
It's a tip.
414
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,803
You know, Derwin,
I can take care of myself.
415
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:48,968
I know.
416
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,103
I can.
417
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,535
I heard you.
418
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,581
Good.Good.
419
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,147
I'm not taking this.
420
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,804
Well, I'm not taking it back.
421
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,277
Well, fine.
422
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,287
Fine.
423
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,938
Good.Good.
424
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:08,248
Take it easy, Mel.
425
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,261
Back off, Eunice.
426
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,483
I guess I'm gonna have me
a hot date with Jorge, huh?
427
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:25,139
Yeah, well, at least
you got one.
428
00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:29,739
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