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Wow. There's a lot
going on in here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Welcome to Malik's
magic room, baby.
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Can I pull the rabbit
out of your hat?
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Ooh!
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(laughing)
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Come here, girl.
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(both laughing)
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(grunts and groans)
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(shrieking)
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Baby, baby.
It's just girl Melanie.
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Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
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I'm sorry. I-I thought
this was my room.
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Uh... I'll just
pick up these nuts.
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(groans)
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All right,
who wants some?!
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RENEE:
Oh, my God.
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Who wants some?!
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All y'all get out of here.
Please. Damn!
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Ooh. Oh, I'm sorry,
baby. Wait.
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Who you got up under
there with you? What? Come on.
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Hey, Renee.
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Hi, Tasha.
Okay. Come on, y'all, get out of here
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and give Malik
some privacy.
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And I know you ain't
got no food upstairs.
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Uh-huh. I see you done got
my macadamia nuts.
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Now, where were we?
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No, Malik.
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I can't do this.
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What's the problem, baby?
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The problem is I almost had sex
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in the center
of a three-ring circus.
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I didn't know you lived
with an entourage.
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Baby. Tee Tee is
just crashing here,
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and Melanie, that
is my mama's entourage.
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Malik, I don't
get this.
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Get what, baby?
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I overlooked the pimp cups.
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But you have a motorcycle
in your room.
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Where you going?
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Here.
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Your TVs.
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(dogs barking)
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The dogs you never walk.
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Baby, they walk themselves
back and forth
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in their cage all day--
they're fine.
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The six rows of 40-karat chains
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you wear with every outfit.
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Okay, this is 50 karats.
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Learn your jewelry,
girl, please.
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Learn your jewelry.
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Okay, well...
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explain why you live
with your mama.
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First of all,
my mama lives with me.
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And, second, why you
sweating me all of a sudden?
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You know this
is how I live, baby.
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No, I didn't know,
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because you always had me
hiding out in hotels.
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Come on, girl.
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You can't call that hiding.
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Not the way you be screaming.
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I'm being serious, Malik.
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The Malik I got to know
in hotels was genuine,
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sweet and funny,
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but I can't see all that here,
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because I'm blinded
by the bling.
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I'm sorry.
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I guess I didn't know
you were such a cliché.
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Ooh.
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Baby, come on,
now. Look, girl.
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Have some more
champagne. Let's...
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No, I don't want any
more champagne, Malik.
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All right, well, fine. We'll go
back to messing in hotels.
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No, I'm not going back
to having sex in hotels,
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and I'm not having sex
under the same roof as your mom.
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Baby, you worried about my mom?
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My mom don't care
if we have sex up here.
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For real. Look.
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Mama!
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TASHA:
What?
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Tell Renee it's okay
for us to have sex up here!
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TASHA:
It's cool!
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See?
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Uh-uh.
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(dogs barking)
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What you doing out here
feeding my babies?
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That's Tee Tee's job.
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Nope. I got half of it.
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I'm in charge of prep.
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Oh, so now you
a doggie sous-chef?
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Well, your mom has a saying,
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"If I go to work,
everybody goes to work, okay?"
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Hey, uh, Malik,
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I am so sorry
about last night.
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Oh, it's all good.
No, no. No, no, no.
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I just... I wanted
to make sure I apologized.
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Yeah, yeah, it's
cool, it's cool.
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Let me ask
you a question. Yeah.
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'Cause I know
you're one of them
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real classy chicks who be liking
education and stuff, right?
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You think I'm a cliché?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you ask
the Woof-Tang Clan here.
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God, Girl, come on,
now, you got jokes.
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I'm serious.
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Renee called me
a cliché last night,
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and she didn't mean it
in a good way.
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Look, some women, you know,
especially ones like Renee,
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they don't care about the bling
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or the cars
or all that... What?!
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My honeys love
rolling in my Ferrari.
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The Lambo...
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The Phantom.
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The Nissan Maxima?
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That's for my Asian honeys.
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They like the way
I make the ass drift.
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What I think Renee is
saying is she doesn't.
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You know? She wants
something more.
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She want a jet?
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No. God, see, there you
go again with the toys.
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A real man doesn't need
things to define himself.
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You know?
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He defines himself.
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Well, I got to go.
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I got to see some guy named
Pu-ah about some macadamia nuts.
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I hope it works out for you.
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Hold on.
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Hey! Coach Ross.
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Pitts.
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So, yeah, I just finished
throwing up two and a quarter.
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Yep, so many reps, I lost count
of the sets, though, you know?
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Right.
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So we, uh... lifting the
12 ounces tonight or what?
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I don't drink.
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Right, me, neither.
Empty calories.
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We could hit
the coffee house.
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Do some java chugging, throw
back a couple lattes...
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Take it easy on the
tin there, Ding Dong.
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They're feeling more like
feathers today, coach.
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Must have been that psalm
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you ended Bible study with
last week working its magic.
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You know, "The Lord says he
is my strength and my shield."
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BOTH:
"My heart confided in him, and I was helped."
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir. All right.
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Whoo.
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So, you really were listening
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with your eyes closed.
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Oh, I'm feeling
the spirit, Coach.
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Feeling the spirit.
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Yeah, dude,
Jesus is the bomb.
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Last time I checked, he
was my Lord and Savior.
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That, too. That, too.
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Hey, since when were you
into the Word, J?
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Since forever.
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Just because I don't flaunt
my religion with prayers and...
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Bibles and stuff, doesn't mean
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me and the, uh,
Bearded One aren't tight.
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Yeah, right on, man.
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Actually, I was wondering
if you and Coach Ross
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want to have the next
Bible study at my house.
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I'm all for that.
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Saves me a trip to
Costco on the weekend.
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Now, that's
hell on earth.
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(players laughing)
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Thanks, Pitts.
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Hey, what the hell?
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When we're praying
anyway, right,
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might as well have
some company.
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Amen.
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Hey, praise be.
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Yes, yes. May the Force
be with you.
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Oh, Lordy.
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Ahh...
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Notice anything?
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Malik, baby,
where are your dogs?
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I gave them away to help
players with disabilities.
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See, I got what you
were saying, baby.
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And...
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I melted down my pimp
cup and made a necklace.
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For you, baby.
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Merry Christmas.
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(loud smooch)
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Wow, Malik.
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I know, right?
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I'm doing it.
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No, baby.
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"Wow" as in,
"Wow, you don't get it."
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I appreciate the gesture,
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but of everything
you could change,
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wasn't the obvious choice
to get your own place?
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Baby, I thought the obvious
choice was the pimp cup.
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Malik, we're both
on the road a lot.
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Wouldn't it be nice
when we do get together
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to have a separate place,
with a little privacy,
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away from your mother?
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What? Move out on my ma?
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Mm-mm. No.
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I tried that once,
didn't work. No.
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Mom's got my back.
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She keep everything around
this crib in check.
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No, mm-mm, me and
Moms are good.
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What else you got?
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Apparently, I got
a mama's boy for a boyfriend.
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When did you get a memo
that I was your boyfriend?
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Look, whatever
it is we're doing,
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a grown man living with his
mama is a problem for me.
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I think it makes you
look weak.
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And whatever we're doing,
I want to do that with a man.
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Oh! So I ain't a man now?
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That's cool.
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You're entitled to your
own opinion, Renee.
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You know what else?
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You just cost yourself
a pimp cup necklace.
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I'm out.
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Girl Melanie.
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We need to regroup,
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'cause I shed some of my clichés
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and Renee is still
giving me guff.
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Now she's saying I shouldn't be
living with my ma.
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That's stupid, huh?
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Well...
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"Well..." what?
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Listen, Malik, you're what now?
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Twenty-five?
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You make $40 million.
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You can afford
to live on your own.
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How you know how much I make?
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It's on your license plate.
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Oh.
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And don't you think
it's a little weird
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that you're still living
with your mother?
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Girl, I keep telling y'all,
Moms lives with me.
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I'm gonna get another car
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so I can put that
on my license plate.
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Okay, I think it's sweet,
the way you take care of her,
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but living with her?
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Come on, Malik, that's something
most guys grow out of.
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Like when?
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About the time you had
your first threesome.
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Mm-mm, I don't know.
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14 seems too young.
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Why do you keep coming to me
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if you don't want
to hear what I have to say?
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No, I keep coming to you
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because Renee got me
discombobulated.
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How do I know she ain't trying
to move my ma out
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so she can be living it up
in my hot tub,
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sucking down my Sunny D?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here
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and say she
can get her own juice.
252
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But the point is, living with
your "mommy" is not natural.
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Oh, it's not?
No!
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Well.
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I was watching
TV the other day
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and Prince Charles
was on there.
257
00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:16,015
He got lots of cars, dogs,
jewelry and lives with who?
258
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,756
His mommy.
259
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:18,961
Nobody trips.
260
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,162
But when a black man does it,
the rules change, Melanie.
261
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,295
All of a sudden, we're clichés.
262
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,130
Mama's boys and whatnot.
263
00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,165
Wow, Malik.
264
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,340
That's a good point.
265
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,298
But I bet you
266
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:34,267
Queen Elizabeth never sat around
greasing Prince Charles's scalp.
267
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,177
You don't know that.
268
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,851
How many testaments
are there?
269
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,850
Pass.
270
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,222
What's the longest
chapter in the Bible?
271
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,950
Next question.
272
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,086
Who built the ark?
273
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,190
What ark?
274
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,222
Damn it, Jason!
275
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,517
You need to get this.
276
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,828
All right, hitting me with the
flash cards, not helping. Okay?
277
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,062
Not very Christian-y.
278
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,296
Like you'd know.
279
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,201
Now, concentrate.
280
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,803
All right, all
right, all right.
281
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,295
What were the names
of Abraham's sons?
282
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,240
Eye.
283
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,336
Isaac!
284
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,107
Isaac and... Ishmael.
285
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,105
(squeals)
286
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,876
That's my baby!
287
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,175
Okay. Next.
288
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,746
Who were Jesus' parents?
289
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,285
Mary and Joe...
trick question.
290
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,350
Mary and God.
291
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,218
Oh, yes!
292
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,256
God, I love you.
Mmm...
293
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,892
All right, don't distract
me, don't distract me.
294
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,327
And don't take the
Lord's name in vain.
295
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,161
Oh, and that right
there is a commandment.
296
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,257
What!? I'm on fire.
Oh!
297
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,228
I'm on fire
298
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,226
just like that burning bush.
299
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,797
Oh, I'm unstoppable!
300
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,068
Hey, baby.
301
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,178
What's wrong, Malik?
302
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,850
Somebody call you
Cuba Gooding Jr. again?
303
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,786
Malik, what is it?
304
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,889
Baby?
305
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,250
You choking?
306
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,387
Can you breathe, honey?
307
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,292
What's wrong?
308
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,394
Ma, I got bad news.
309
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,996
What? Talk to me.
310
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,770
You ready?
311
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,368
Yeah.
312
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,870
I'm a cliché.
313
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,373
What?
314
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,844
I'm a grown man
who lives with his mom.
315
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:14,884
It ain't right anymore.
316
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,038
Where is this coming
from, Malik?
317
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,947
Well, I was talking
to Girl Melanie and she...
318
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,249
Girl Melanie?
319
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,380
Please.
320
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,354
Now, was she dispensing advice
before she laid her head
321
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,054
on our pillows or was it after
she ate up all our food?
322
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,987
Now, come on, Malik.
323
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,922
You and I,
we are a team.
324
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,988
Okay?
325
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,325
We've been through this before.
326
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,430
Now, folk might not
understand us, but we work.
327
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,302
Now, I'm the one that makes sure
you get to practice on time.
328
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,801
I'll get an alarm clock.
329
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,133
What about the hangers-on?
330
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,438
I keep them hanging off.
331
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,939
I'll get a bodyguard.
332
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,771
Well, is that bodyguard
going to make you
333
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,436
your mac and cheese
with wagon wheel pasta
334
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,114
so your tummy's
nice and full?
335
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,383
I don't know, Ma.
336
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,354
It might be time
for me to go.
337
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,294
It might be that time.
338
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:07,364
Malik, did you not hear
me say wagon wheel pasta?
339
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,164
Because I can switch
it to bow tie.
340
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,105
TASHA:
Melanie!
341
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,868
Who the hell do
you think you are
342
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,907
getting Malik all
thinking for himself?
343
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,412
He's not ready to do that
until I tell him he is.
344
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,284
Well, when would that be?
345
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,453
When he's 60?
346
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,920
Who, what, when, where and
why Malik does what he does
347
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,251
and lives where he lives
348
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,045
is none of your damn
business, it's mine.
349
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,957
And until I feel Malik
is ready to deal,
350
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,259
it ain't none
of his, either.
351
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,390
Tasha, would you
listen to yourself?
352
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,156
You're being ridiculous.
353
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,464
You keep smothering
Malik the way you do,
354
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,326
and he'll never grow up.
355
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,404
This is his life.
356
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,402
Girl, his life
is my life,
357
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,435
so now you're
messing with me.
358
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,340
What, you think you're the
first person to judge me?
359
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,283
Oh, what? "She's
a teenage mother."
360
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,508
"She's a single mother."
361
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,443
"She's an overprotective
mother."
362
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,407
I've heard it all
and I ignored it all.
363
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,277
But when that judgment
starts coming
364
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,815
from my baby's own mouth,
it cuts, Melanie.
365
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,592
Tasha, he's not...
(sputtering)
366
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,459
We've heard enough
from you today.
367
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,889
And you know, when
your little ass
368
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,485
had no place else to live,
I was the one fool enough
369
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,597
to take you in because I
thought you were my friend.
370
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,469
I am your friend, Tasha.
371
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,568
Your friend, okay?
Mm-hmm.
372
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,500
Not your entourage or your
lackey or your employee.
373
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,167
Oh, okay, you want
to go there with it?
374
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,836
You want to go
there, Med School? No, look, Tasha...
375
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,075
I just want to be
honest with you, okay?
376
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,010
And the truth is,
I don't think that...
377
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,445
No, you don't think.
378
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,181
Seems you never do unless
it has to do with you.
379
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,332
Well, Pitts, since you
graciously invited us
380
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,160
into your home, why
don't you lead off
381
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,996
tonight's
opening prayer.
382
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,201
Right, let's go.
383
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,403
Wait for me.
384
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,044
I love Jesus, too.
385
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,369
(clearing throat)
386
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,537
(sighs)
387
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,976
Lord...
388
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,483
open mine eyes
389
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:12,545
and I shall behold wondrous
things out of thy law.
390
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,088
Amen.
391
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,894
ALL:
Amen.
392
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,586
A little
Psalm 119.
393
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,497
Longest chapter
in the Bible.
394
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,459
In case you were wondering.
395
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,967
Well done.
396
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,099
A psalm always starts
things off right.
397
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,535
So what passage
are we pondering tonight?
398
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,070
I thought we'd talk a little bit
about Jesus walking on water.
399
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,936
That cool?
400
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,535
Cool in the back?
All right.
401
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:42,047
If you'd all be so kind as to
open your books and your hearts
402
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,222
to Matthew 14:26.
403
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,622
It's halfway down on the left
if you're reading from a Gideon.
404
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,124
Or just below the two camels
405
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,586
if you're reading
from a picture Bible.
406
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,372
"When the disciples saw him
walking on the sea,
407
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,598
"they were troubled, saying,
'It is a spirit,'
408
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,173
"and they cried out for fear.
409
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:06,942
"But straightaway Jesus spake
unto them saying,
410
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,584
(deep voice):
"'Be of good cheer.
411
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:13,008
"'It is I, be not afraid.'
412
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,706
"And Peter, answering him said,
413
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,547
(high-pitched voice):
"'Lord, if it be thou...'"
414
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,521
See how he makes Peter sound
different from Jesus?
415
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,523
JASON:
That's nice, right?
416
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,585
"'Lord, if it be thou,
417
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,134
"be it me come un...
unto thee on the water.'
418
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,601
"And he said,
419
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,599
(deep voice):
"'Come.'
420
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,000
"And when Peter was come down
out of the ship,
421
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:38,644
he walked on the water
to go to Jesus."
422
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,341
Walking on water.
423
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:45,154
That is craziness.
424
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,248
Right?
425
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,581
I mean, that's... that's...
that's good stuff.
426
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,656
It's actually
a nice choice, J.
427
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,331
I mean, I don't know
about y'all,
428
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,030
but it really speaks to me.
429
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,526
You know, it's taken
a lot of courage
430
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,725
to get through
this thing with Melanie,
431
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:12,367
and my fear is that she's
never coming back.
432
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,605
And the... the truth is...
433
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,182
she just may not.
434
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,381
And that...
435
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,383
that thought just consumes me.
436
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,116
It scares me.
437
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,093
All right.
But-but-but... but you know what?
438
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:33,031
I always know-- the Lord's going
to see me through, okay?
439
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,560
And, J, you may not
realize it, man,
440
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,165
but he led you to those words
to help me out.
441
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,428
Thank you.
442
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,296
Really?
443
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,174
Really?
444
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,043
Really.
445
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,572
MAN:
Yeah, J, this...
446
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:50,576
this verse was a huge blessing
last season.
447
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,110
My wife's miscarriage
and my injury,
448
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,606
it really just showed me
who Jesus is,
449
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,117
and that I can trust him.
450
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,379
ALL:
Amen.
451
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,387
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
452
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,388
I think the most
important part
453
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,120
of that passage
comes after that,
454
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,715
when Peter asks Jesus
to save him
455
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,087
and the Lord reached out
his hand and said,
456
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,397
"You of little faith,
why did you doubt?"
457
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,759
That says to me
I can falter,
458
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,328
as I've done
in the past,
459
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,566
when I was afraid
I couldn't be a good father,
460
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,703
but my faith in the Lord
gave me the strength
461
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,138
to believe
that I could do better.
462
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,514
Yes.
463
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,652
I faltered this past...
464
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,318
I'm sorry, dude. Do you
mind if I go next?
465
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,418
Jason.
466
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,549
JASON:
No, look, this, uh...
467
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,793
this-this isn't right.
468
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,660
I, um...
469
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:39,288
I owe everybody
an apology.
470
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,626
I've never read the...
the Good Book in my life.
471
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,332
I...
472
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,634
I feel like I made a
mockery of your faith,
473
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,136
and I... just seeing how much
this means to all of you,
474
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,539
I just can't
do it anymore.
475
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,570
And I'm sorry.
476
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,174
The truth is, I did this
to bond with the coach.
477
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,677
I mean, it's no secret
you and I don't get along.
478
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,749
But I realize now that, uh...
479
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,509
if I'm having difficulties
with you,
480
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:05,248
I should be like Peter and...
and reach out my hand.
481
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,520
You know, Pitts,
you disgust me.
482
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,658
I knew you were a fake
from the day I met you.
483
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,593
Your fake sincerity,
484
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:18,597
your fake weight lifting
and your fake tan.
485
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,901
Coach, I'm black.
486
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,842
All these lies.
487
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,769
When is it going to stop?
488
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,635
And from the captain
of our team.
489
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,484
If it were up to me,
490
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,709
you wouldn't be allowed
in the stadium.
491
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,784
Hold on, Coach Almighty!
492
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,845
Where's your compassion
and forgiveness?
493
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,924
Baby, don't...
No!
494
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,722
My husband bared
his soul to you
495
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,755
and you turned the wrong
cheeks to him.
496
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,161
Look, Coach, I know what
I did isn't right, okay?
497
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,334
I know that.
498
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,731
But isn't there
something about, uh...
499
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,802
he who is without
sin be the, uh...
500
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,201
the first one to throw the
rocks or something like that?
501
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,765
Jason wanted to make
a connection with you.
502
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,874
And, yes, he went about
it the wrong way.
503
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,677
But he actually got something
out of this Bible study.
504
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,410
You're just too busy
judging him to see that.
505
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,876
Baby, you don't have
to defend me, okay?
506
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,784
If you want to judge me, you
can judge me on the field.
507
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,747
You disgust me there, too.
508
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,445
(sighs)
509
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,787
At least I'm consistent.
510
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,604
Come on, Malik!
511
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,570
How many times do
I have to ask you
512
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,598
not to just step out
of your damn clothes
513
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,744
and just leave them laying
all around like this?
514
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,339
Malik! I mean, come
on, would it kill you
515
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,641
to pick one thing up?
516
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,882
Hell, you got dirty socks
and musty drawers...
517
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,809
Damn it, Malik!
518
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,345
I'm not playing with you.
519
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,820
I'm tired of cleaning
up after your ass.
520
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,979
It's time you did
something for yourself.
521
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,317
It's time you just cleaned
up your own mess.
522
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,455
It's time for you
to move out, Malik.
523
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,894
Baby, you hear
what I said?
524
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,596
You were right.
525
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,229
It's time for you to move out.
526
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:03,296
Get your own place
and live like a man should...
527
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,766
on his own.
528
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,775
I know, Ma.
529
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,950
I know.
530
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,550
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