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ENGINE STARTS
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GEAR GRINDS
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WOLF-WHISTLES
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Hi. You from the police?
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Yeah, no. Sort of.
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Mm, your mates left
about two hours ago.
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Oh, yeah, I always come
after them. I've...
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Oh, my God. What?
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Where did you get that T-shirt?
It's so cool.
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I don't know,
I've had it years.
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Mm. I thought it might be
from the vintage place in town.
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It looks proper '80s.
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Probably is proper '80s.
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I probably bought it
in the proper '80s.
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Shut up! You shut up.
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Come on, I'll show you
what happened.
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Hey.
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Your parents have got good taste.
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That's MY car.
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SIGHS
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I know you'll never be mine,
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but no-one could love you
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the way I would've loved you.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, no, I was just, uh...
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No, she's good, mate.
Yeah, good as gold, that is.
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Yep.
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In here.
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GASPS
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CHUCKLES
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Well, you've stolen my childhood.
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Oh, I'm totally obsessed
with '80s stuff,
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literally anything
made in the '80s.
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Have you seen Stranger Things?
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That wasn't made in the '80s.
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But you like '80s, too.
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Yeah, I'm FROM the '80s.
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Amazing.
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Like Back To The Future?
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Yes.
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"Roads? Where we're going,
we don't need roads."
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LAUGHS
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You haven't seen it, have you?
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No. No.
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Mm. I've got to update me socials.
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You're cool to do your thing,
put tape up or whatever.
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Yeah, cool, whatever.
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Vibe. What?
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I don't know.
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It just felt right to say "vibe".
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Why?
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What happened with, uh...?
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Oh, man, this dude came round
to wire in the arcade machine
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and...bam!
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Bam? Bam.
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What's bam? It just went up.
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What's a fuse?
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They stop people going bam.
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Thank God I was out.
Blood, it makes me barf.
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Hmm.
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Poor guy, though, eh?
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Ugh, I know. It was, like, so sad.
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Yeah. I can see you're devastated.
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Hi, guys!
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So, today, I'm going to do
a vintage haul.
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I've been saving up
loads of amazing stuff.
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Some of it's just old,
but this is actual...
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I'm going to get my stuff.
Oh, oh, wait.
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Before you go,
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are you cool if I check
something with you?
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Is that a tray of onions?
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INHALES
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Mm.
EXHALES
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WHIMPERS
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GROANS
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SIGHS
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I'm in shock.
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Something terrible
has happened and...
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..I don't know what to say.
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Sorry, I need a moment.
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I know this is going to worry
a few of you, and...
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..I'm fine.
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Yeah.
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SOBBING
No, I'm not.
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I can't do this now,
but I'll be back in 30 minutes
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to tell you
how my life has changed...
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..forever.
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Well?
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Jesus Christ.
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Did it make you want
to like and subscribe?
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Liken subscribe?
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Like and subscribe.
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I don't know. Please say yeah.
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I can't.
I don't know what it means.
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Well, say you'll like and subscribe.
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I can't say like and subscribe
to something
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that I don't understand.
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I don't know what like
and subscribe is. Just say it!
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One button, that's all it is.
Just say it. Just say it, please.
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Hosea, me, you... But what is it?
..like, subscribe.
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How can I if I don't understand it?
I need you on my side.
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How can I agree to it? I just want
you to like and subscribe!
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One button. One button.
Please like and subscribe.
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Like and subscribe!
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Thanks so much.
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I can't do this now,
but I'll be back in 30 minutes
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to tell you how
my life has changed...
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..forever.
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Did you buy all this stuff, then?
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Oh, most of it got sent to me.
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Can I play with some of it?
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Sure.
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LAUGHS
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I used to be able to do these.
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What do you mean?
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You know, do them, complete them.
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I didn't know you could do them.
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I thought you just switched the
stickers. I can complete them.
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Are you like Professor Brian Cox?
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AS COX: I'm exactly like
Professor Brian Cox.
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RUBIK'S CUBE CLACKS
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Ta-da!
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Fuck off! You fuck off.
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This is going to break
the internet.
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I'll DM it you.
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I think there's probably
already videos
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of people doing
a Rubik's cube online, mate.
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You should upload it.
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I mean, I can't, because
of the big announcement.
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What socials are you on?
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Oh. I'm only on Facebook.
I don't use that.
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I keep getting death threats
from this woman.
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You should look her up, actually.
It's funny -
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the Tattooed Milf.
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You should get on Insta and TikTok.
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My niece is always
banging on about that.
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What is TikTok?
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What's TikTok?
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TECHNO POP PLAYS
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That's TikTok.
Well, I do not like it.
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TECHNO POP PLAYS
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I'm not uploading that.
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I don't like any
of this social media stuff.
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Who wants to know
how people are doing?
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Chris Marner's
got an Audi R8 now.
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At school, he got suspended
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for eating the hood
off a girl's coat.
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You wouldn't have to do any of
this police business any more
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if you got enough followers.
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I'm sorry, what is your job?
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I'm Home Alone Hosea!
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Jesus Christ, Grandad.
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Do you own a computer?
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Yeah. My mate Weasel
got it for me, though,
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and the keyboard's confusing.
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Well, look me up sometime. I will.
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Do you know your name
in Chinese symbols?
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Catch you later.
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Loving the sexy police onesie,
by the way.
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MUSIC: Rip It Up by Orange Juice
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♪ When I first saw you,
something stirred within me
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♪ You were standing sultry
in the rain
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♪ If I could've held you,
I would've held you
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♪ Rip it up and start again
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♪ Rip it up and start again
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♪ Rip it up and start again
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♪ I hope to God
you're not as dumb as you make out
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♪ I hope to God
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♪ And I hope to God
I'm not as numb as you make out
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♪ I hope to God
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♪ And when I next saw you,
my heart reached out for you
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♪ My arms stuck like glue
to my sides... ♪
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Oh, my God, what the fuck?!
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Oh, dude, this is bad.
What have you done?
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I'm sorry, I was thirsty.
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You drank that?
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Those cans are 35 years old.
I got them on eBay!
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Never mind that.
You've cleaned up all the blood.
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Yeah, it's my job.
You said you were the police.
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No, YOU said I was the police.
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Well, what are you?
A crime scene cleaner.
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You're a cleaner?! Crime scene.
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He's just a cleaner! Who are you?
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Why didn't you say
you were just some cleaner?
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Cos I'm not. Says he's not.
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Well, he is. I'm not. What?!
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What are you, dude?
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I'm a crime scene cleaner!
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If you clean, you're a cleaner.
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And you've basically ruined
my life! Well done, cleaner.
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SOBS
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Not cool, bro.
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Cool T-shirt, though.
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What did I do wrong?
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You cleaned his content, man.
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What? He needed that content.
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Why do you keep saying content?
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He was going to livestream
about the dead guy.
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Content's money, bro.
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OK, I'm not going to talk
to you any more.
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There's clearly something wrong.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Yo! Stay where you are.
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Yeah, we can't light it.
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Some massive fat dude
cleared it up.
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OK, I'll come there now.
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Fat?
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Yeah, you're, like, really fat.
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Mate?
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Oi, mate!
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Can you come down?
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Are you going to make me
climb up there?
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You think I haven't got
those skills?
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You think I haven't got
tree-climbing skills?
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All right, strap in.
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Yes, please!
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STRAINING
Not a problem.
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There he is.
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GROANS
Up we go.
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Yeah.
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GRUNTS
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All good. All good.
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SIGHS
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Still got it. You never lose it.
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Whoo!
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This used to be like
Disney World for us.
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Cos you were poor? Boo-hoo.
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Look, I don't know
what I've done wrong.
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I was going to do a big stream
about the guy getting fried,
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and now it's like
it never happened.
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People aren't interested in an
electrical accident, are they?
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I would've filmed Fat Baz down
the pub when he blew his thumb off.
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Why?
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Oh, he was trying to hook
a crumpet out of a toaster.
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It was... No!
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Why are you still talking to me?
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I needed that dead guy,
and you've cleaned him up.
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Can't you put it back?
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Put what back?
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The blood.
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Oh, the blood. Yeah, God, of course.
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I've got some buckets in the car.
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We'll go and splash it back on now.
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You're shitting me?
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Yes, I'm shitting you.
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Well, congratulations
for finding my ruined life
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so hilarious, you sad, old fuck.
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Go and mop up somewhere else.
Well...
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I don't even use a mop.
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Your move.
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Look, what's the matter, son?
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SIGHS
It's over.
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I know that, really.
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Home Alone Hosea is just
another Tom from MySpace
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or the guy that sang
Chocolate Rain.
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Or that monkey
that banged that frog.
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So you've heard of the monkey
that banged a frog?
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The monkey's a legend, mate.
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That's me now.
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The monkey that banged a frog.
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A joke.
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Blackberry jam.
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What?
265
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,760
You can make blood
with blackberry jam.
266
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,360
Come on.
267
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,840
Let's get it done.
268
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,120
MUSIC: That's the Way (I Like It)
by Dead or Alive
269
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:56,800
♪ Keep that, keep that body strong
270
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,040
♪ That's the way
Uh-huh, uh-huh
271
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,280
♪ I like it
Uh-huh, uh-huh
272
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,400
♪ That's the way
Uh-huh, uh-huh
273
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,640
♪ I like it
Uh-huh, uh-huh
274
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,840
♪ That's the way
Uh-huh, uh-huh
275
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,160
♪ I like it
Uh-huh, uh-huh
276
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,200
♪ That's the way
Uh-huh, uh-huh
277
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,520
♪ I like it
Uh-huh, uh-huh
278
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,520
♪ When you take me
279
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,560
♪ By the hand
280
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,240
♪ And tell me I'm
281
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,720
♪ Your loving man... ♪
282
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,720
FIZZING
Ah!
283
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,360
Did you have one in the '80s?
284
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,240
A soda thingy? No.
285
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,760
Mum said they were
a waste of money.
286
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,320
I'd just been to the shops for her
287
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,920
to buy 40 fags
and a bottle of Cinzano.
288
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,280
The irony wasn't wasted.
289
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,480
Honey.
290
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,440
So, how do you know how to use it?
291
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,240
They're not that complicated.
292
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,200
Hey, when we were kids,
if we wanted free stuff,
293
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,320
we had to go down the rec
and do a dance for Dirty Bertie.
294
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,840
I can't believe people
send it you for nothing.
295
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,000
I can't believe
you don't know who I am.
296
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,600
Well, tell me what happened.
297
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,840
SIGHING: When I was 16,
my parents moved to Italy.
298
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,560
I told them I didn't want to go and
they said, "Fine, that's up to you.
299
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,160
"You're old enough to make your own
mind up," and left me in the house.
300
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,080
My Insta went mental.
Loads of jealous little kids
301
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,840
imagining the perfect life
with no rules.
302
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,520
Now I'm rich. The end.
303
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,000
They left you on your own?
304
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,880
I wanted to stay.
Yeah, kids want to eat ice cream
305
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,320
that's been dropped in shit -
they shouldn't be allowed.
306
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,720
You got kids? No.
307
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,280
Then what do you know about it?
I used to be one.
308
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,520
Oh, yeah. In the '80s, where your
parents smoked fags around you
309
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,040
and got drunk on Cinzino.
310
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,600
Cinzano. Whatever.
311
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,960
Yeah. They didn't leave us
behind, though.
312
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,080
I don't need them.
313
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,520
I'm my own parents.
314
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,160
Hmm. All right.
315
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,640
Shall we?
316
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,080
Well, splurge it down.
317
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,760
Splurge it down? No?
318
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,000
Do you know much
about blood spatter?
319
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,760
About as much
as you know about Instagram.
320
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,200
Then listen carefully.
321
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,960
From the scene,
I can tell you straight away
322
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,640
it wasn't the shock
that killed him.
323
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,960
It wasn't? No.
324
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,280
It caused him to spasm, sure,
325
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,440
which meant that
he thrashed around here,
326
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,840
eventually hitting his head
on this cabinet.
327
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,520
Ew. The blood on that wall
was from the head injury -
328
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,160
violent involuntary convulsions
from the shock.
329
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,840
Resulting in light to moderate
blood spatter,
330
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,120
simple enough to remove
from non-porous surfaces.
331
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,800
You'd be amazed how much blood
comes from a head injury.
332
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,520
So, that was what killed him?
333
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,280
A third-degree abrasion?
334
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,960
CHUCKLES
Oh, my sweet child,
335
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,560
I very much doubt it.
336
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,080
No, he's not done yet.
337
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,840
So he's thrashing around
at the end of a live wire,
338
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,080
receiving electrical burns
at the point of contact,
339
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,560
leading to a bit more
of the old...
340
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,000
Light to moderate blood spatter.
341
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,240
Very good. Yes.
342
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,920
Now, eventually,
he's thrown this way,
343
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,040
where he lands here,
344
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,720
on your glass coffee table.
345
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,320
So, it wasn't the arcade machine
that killed him?
346
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,280
Glass severs arteries.
347
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,320
What does glass do?
348
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,680
Severs arteries.
349
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,320
And arteries are connected to...
350
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,560
The heart. Nature's pump.
351
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,600
Pump Up The Jam.
352
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,080
It's a song.
353
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,960
It doesn't matter.
354
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,600
Can I do it?
355
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,720
I don't know.
356
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,560
Can you?
357
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,640
I was just saying you can have a go.
You should have a go at it.
358
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,680
Ah.
359
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,520
LAUGHS
360
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,920
What was that?
361
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,040
No good?
362
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,760
Have you any idea how much blood
the heart pumps around the body?
363
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,200
Put some welly into it!
364
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,040
CLEARS THROAT
365
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,680
Now we're talking.
366
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,440
DEEP VOICE: I think you're ready...
367
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,400
NORMAL VOICE: Sorry.
I think you're ready.
368
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,800
Enough? Is this what it looked like?
369
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,120
Yeah, it's pretty good.
370
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,320
We just missed one bit.
371
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,600
GASPS
372
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,000
What the fuck?!
373
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,480
Oh. Sorry, I was just...
374
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,040
What the actual fuck?!
375
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,480
I thought I'd lost you.
376
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,960
Blimey.
377
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,520
Is that a Home Alone Hosea look?
378
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,640
One of them.
379
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,560
I had to change, because somebody
380
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,600
squirted jam in my face.
381
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,200
Yeah, sorry about that.
382
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,480
Got a bit carried away.
383
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,560
Why would you do that?
384
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,680
For fun? Oh, yeah,
385
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,320
cos squirting jam
all over someone is so fun.
386
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,040
You want to have a laugh
more often, you do, mate.
387
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,120
Bet you've never been in there
either, have you?
388
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,240
What?
389
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,760
Four or five cans, couple of
tequilas, I'd be straight in there.
390
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,160
It's for fish.
391
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,160
You and your mates
have never jumped in there
392
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,360
when you're pissed? I don't drink.
393
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,880
What?!
394
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,400
Why?!
395
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,760
I guess cos I'm not
a total loser, that's why.
396
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,720
You've got some space hoppers
back there.
397
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,840
I bet you've never even been on
your space hoppers, have you?
398
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,160
I've got what?
399
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,600
MUSIC: 99 Luftballons by Nena
400
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,120
How many followers have you got?
401
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,240
Was five mil,
402
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,280
but this dead guy stream should
get the followers back up.
403
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,640
Five million?
404
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,520
I find it hard enough
to manage five mates.
405
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,840
I only like four of them.
406
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,240
Weasel's on a final warning.
407
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,400
You've got a friend called Weasel?
408
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,000
Yeah. We keep trying
to get rid of him,
409
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,720
but he pulls us back in.
410
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,480
Maybe my life's not so bad.
411
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,800
♪ Neunundneunzig Luftballons
412
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,320
♪ Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
413
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,800
♪ Hielt man fur Ufos aus dem All
414
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,200
♪ Darum schickte ein... ♪
415
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,520
I just think there has to be
some times in your life
416
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,560
where no-one
can get in touch with you.
417
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,360
When you're not online at all.
418
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,520
Do you know what I mean?
419
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,720
Over.
420
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,360
STATIC
421
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,520
It's not working!
422
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,400
The problem is, a 23-year-old
living in a house
423
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,280
isn't very Home Alone.
424
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,200
People have stopped finding it cute.
425
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,960
Yeah, I get it.
426
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,800
Classic Michael Jackson syndrome.
427
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,760
I am not like Michael Jackson!
428
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,920
Whoa!
429
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,480
I don't mean full-blown
weird Michael Jackson.
430
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,640
I mean, you know, when people
first started going,
431
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,720
"Oh. His best friend's a monkey,
is it?
432
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,120
"A monkey?"
433
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,080
People are saying I'm weird.
Like Tom Cruise.
434
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,080
So what does it matter
what a load of strangers think?
435
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,840
Turn your computer off -
job done.
436
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,920
What am I going to do?
437
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,320
Become a cleaner?
438
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,120
I'm a crime scene cleaner.
439
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,840
Ah!
440
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,000
♪ Neunundneunzig Kriegsminister
441
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,560
♪ Streichholz und Benzinkanister
442
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,000
♪ Hielten sich fur schlaue Leute
443
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,280
♪ Witterten schon fette Beute
444
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,920
♪ Riefen "Krieg!" Und wollten Macht
445
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,320
♪ Mann, wer hatte das gedacht
446
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,680
♪ Dass es einmal so weit kommt
447
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,320
♪ Wegen neunundneunzig... #
Whoa!
448
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,960
Have you seen? Looks good, right?
449
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,080
Yeah, bro, sweet.
450
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,240
We've got the livestream
ready to go. Come on.
451
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,920
Who IS that?
452
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:05,960
My manager.
453
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,240
Oh, he's your manager?
454
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,880
Right. I just thought
he was the village idiot.
455
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,920
He manages all the big influencers.
456
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,000
Come on.
457
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,240
What? What do you mean?
458
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,520
Well, you've got to be in it.
459
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,120
What? Why?
Well, to make it look proper.
460
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,680
You can clean up in the background.
461
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,320
Clean up the mess
we've just made? Get lost.
462
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,040
Please.
463
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,680
This is a big deal for me.
464
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,040
Yeah, great. So this is Baxter.
465
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,600
He's our senior consultant
demographer,
466
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,320
so he'll be across, like,
live traffic analysis,
467
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,720
updating user profiles
468
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,880
and multi-platform brand reach...
469
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,920
..and that.
470
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,120
GRUNTS
471
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,880
Fuck me, there's two of him.
472
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,120
Dude, can you start...thingy?
473
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,240
Cleaning? Is that the word
you're struggling for?
474
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,120
We are going live any second,
broski.
475
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:03,120
Well, I mean,
I could rub it with this,
476
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,360
but I'll tell you now, without
the correct chemical formula,
477
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,840
it's just a man moving jam
around a floor.
478
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,520
Please, I'm trying to get
into the right headspace.
479
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,920
I've got standards.
480
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,040
I don't want other crime scene
cleaners seeing this.
481
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,920
Two out of the three of them
are real gossips.
482
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,160
I don't want them chatting shit
about me on the WhatsApp group.
483
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,640
You know what that's like. Please!
484
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,920
Hey, guys and girls
and my nonbinary friends.
485
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,640
So, yesterday,
something mad happened.
486
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,600
Y'all know how much I love the '80s,
487
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,080
so I figured what's more '80s
than an original '80s cabinet?
488
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,480
Bummer alert!
489
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,080
It wasn't wired properly, like,
a fuse had gone or something.
490
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,120
This is when things get freaky.
491
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,040
So this guy came round to fix it
492
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,800
and was, like, super sweet,
493
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,840
but there was, like,
494
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,240
a massive problem with the machine
and it's, like, totally killed him.
495
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,360
SNIFFLES
496
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,960
So the police sent some
clean-up guy to, like,
497
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,120
clean up and that,
498
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,280
but I just wanted my Hoseas to know
what's been going on with me.
499
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,680
Oh, my God,
look at what is going on.
500
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,040
My poor little cleaner guy.
Isn't he cute?
501
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,320
So, apparently, it wasn't
the shock that killed him.
502
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,760
That's why there was so much blood.
503
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,320
That's what you were saying, right?
504
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,760
Uh... Yes?
505
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,200
Well, tell... Tell the guys
506
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,760
what you were saying about,
you know,
507
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,480
the coffee table and something about
the artery.
508
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,600
Oh.
509
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,640
Oh.
510
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,560
You can see from the blood
on the wall
511
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,880
that this was actually
the first injury.
512
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,760
The victim would have fallen
and hit his head here,
513
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,360
against this cabinet,
514
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,800
causing this blood spatter pattern.
515
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,040
But it wasn't the head injury
that killed him, was it?
516
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,360
That's what you were telling me.
Oh, no, no.
517
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,440
This is actually nowhere near
as bad as it looks.
518
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,880
You can see that from...
The blood pattern
519
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,400
is actually quite localised
from the abrasion.
520
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,720
Ooh.
521
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,560
What is this?
522
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,440
Mm. Sticky!
LAUGHS
523
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,920
Ooh, now, that is interesting.
524
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,360
That's actually
the victim's wedding ring.
525
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,400
You see, during electrocution,
526
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,120
even the small muscles
in the hand,
527
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,080
they would tighten,
causing it to fall off.
528
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,800
It's intriguing what you find out
about victims in this job.
529
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,480
From that,
we know he was married.
530
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,120
From a picture I found
in his wallet earlier,
531
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,800
I can tell you
he had three small children.
532
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,000
Shut up!
This is not about the dead guy!
533
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,520
Not cool, bro!
534
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,600
OK, the stuff about the kids
was too much.
535
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,040
Let's go again!
536
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,040
Please! You're cancelled.
You're cancelled. You're done.
537
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,080
Me? You are cancelled.
538
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,920
We'll rebrand. We can't rebrand.
539
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,160
New vibes, new things.
You can't uncancel a cancel.
540
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,240
I'm done. This is done. You're done.
541
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,240
You're cancelled. And we're done.
542
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,160
And I'm out. OK?
HOSEA SOBS
543
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,920
I'm out.
544
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,480
I bought you a cola-flavoured soda.
545
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,560
They're not allowed to call it Coke
for legal reasons.
546
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,200
And because it tastes like piss.
547
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,000
SIGHS
548
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,560
They'll forget.
549
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,440
They'll never forget.
550
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,760
It's there forever.
551
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,320
Where? In the cloud.
552
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,160
Is it?
553
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,160
You been sending dick pics, Grandad?
No.
554
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,640
Wish I was born in the '80s.
555
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,040
Yeah, it was good.
556
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,320
No internet.
557
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,080
No phones.
558
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,360
Endless summers.
Yeah, all right, I get it.
559
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,480
The Exxon Valdez oil spill.
560
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,680
The Challenger disaster.
561
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,120
Chernobyl.
562
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,920
What? Yeah.
563
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,720
The '80s are just like now -
564
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,080
really great and really shitty.
565
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,760
Don't believe the hype.
566
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,200
Ugh. Jam everywhere.
567
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,520
Yeah. Funny, innit?
568
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,520
In many ways, it's harder
to get out than blood.
569
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,480
I'm like Lady Macbeth.
570
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,520
Out, damned jam?
571
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,720
You've not seen it, have you?
572
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,960
No. No.
573
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,280
Course you haven't.
574
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,640
I'll show you a good way
to get jam out.
575
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,960
You're not going to... I am.
576
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,760
But you haven't even got jam
on you. No.
577
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,880
I've got no jam on me.
578
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,320
I'm going to jump in the pond
just for the sake of it.
579
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,560
Oi.
580
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,200
Put your phone away.
581
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,640
Just do a thing.
582
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,400
Fuck it!
583
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,560
Oh, God, it's freezing!
584
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,560
That is actually awful.
585
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,840
What's that smell?
586
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,040
That's fish shit.
587
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,640
QUACKING
And duck shit.
588
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,960
Ugh! We should've
just jumped in the hot tub.
589
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,600
In the what?
590
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,640
Yeah.
591
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,280
Yeah, you're right, this is better.
592
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,560
Mm. We're like
the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
593
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,320
I know! Right?
594
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,080
You've not seen it, have you?
595
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,320
No.
596
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,000
LAUGHS
So, what happened next,
597
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,960
after you jumped in a pond
in the '80s?
598
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,000
Oh, my mum'd bollock us
for getting wet
599
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,760
and then feed us watery minced beef.
600
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,600
My life's not so bad, is it?
601
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,600
No!
602
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,800
But maybe leave Hosea at home
for a bit.
603
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,600
Go and see some
real-world stuff, eh?
604
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,320
What is your real name?
605
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,640
Bernard.
606
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,840
Yeah, stick with Hosea.
607
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,000
CHUCKLES
608
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,560
Bernard.
609
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,400
You do know Home Alone
was filmed in the '90s, right?
610
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,440
It's not '80s.
611
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,680
It's been pointed out to me.
612
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,960
Ah.
613
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,840
Now the '90s...
614
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,080
..they were amazing.
615
00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:32,680
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