All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s04e13 Tipping Point.eng

[theme music playing]

[Dave whistling]

One day,
life's all going fine,

then suddenly
something comes along...

-Whoa!-...to tip you

-in a whole new direction.
-[car horn honks]

It looks up they snipped
the wrong tube

during that vasectomy,
eh, Dave?

[chuckles]

Warney?

Long time no see.

You reckon?
I thought you'd dropped off

-the face of the earth.
-Yeah, sorry about that.

-I've been a bit busy.
-Yeah,

and you weren't driving that

the last time
I saw you either.

[Warney] Ridiculous, isn't it?

Oh, well.

It gets me
from A to B at least.

How goes it?

[Dave] Oh, you know, still,
uh, still plugging away.

-Yeah, tell me about it.
-Sorry.

What? You too?

Yeah, well,
we expanded slightly.

We put on a few more sparkies.

-We?
-Yeah, it's been a decent run.

We just moved into
the old printworks building

-in Blakehurst.
-Oh, that's a good joint.

Yeah, which floor are you on?

Well, the whole building.

-We bought it.
-The whole building?

Yeah. We got a few more
extra staff in the office.

Trust me, the more of them
I've got making me look good,

the more time I can spend
at the beach house.

Oh, well it sounds like
things are

going better than all right.

Do you still play cricket?

Oh, actually I haven't
had much time, you know,

with the little one
and the, the work.

Well, that's a pity, mate.
You played a mean

-off drive back in the day.
-[cell phone chimes]

Ah, time for me to go

and pretend I know
what I'm doing.

-Good to see you.
-Yeah.

You too.

Take care, Dave.

[Dave] Yep, one conversation

and your whole life
starts to overbalance.

Look, I'm not complaining.

He just seemed to have
everything, you know?

A successful business,
beach house, flash car--

Which he just happened to be
driving down our street.

-Yeah.
-I bet it was a rental.

But you should've
seen him, Jules.

Probably on his way
to a long lunch.

Why can't I have a long lunch?

Sometimes I don't
even have lunch.

Oh, darling,
we're not doing too badly

for a little
three man operation

run out of the back shed.

I know. I know.

We've got a happy life.

Great kids.

Matching socks,

and you're your own boss

so surely that must
count for something.

Yes, but I don't seem to have
time for anything else.

You know, what about cricket?
I've let that slide.

Because you take on
jobs on Saturday.

But do I have to
every Saturday?

Surely there's time
for the occasional game?

-How's that?
-[Ruby cooing]

[Dave] You know cricket
is a game of finesse.

It's got delicacy,
it's got skill, it's got--

Shane Warne hanging out
with topless chicks.

[Dave] Oh, yeah,
there's that but, you know,

I'm talking about
the psychology of things.

-[Jake] Oh, give what--
-You know not a bunch

of boofheads
banging into each other.

Oh, now them's
fighting words, Rafter.

Whereas if you're looking
for the gentleman's game--

-Gentlemen and cricket?
-That's like two stoners

fighting over a chip packet.

Look, all right,

I'm going to give
my mate Burke a call

and see if there's any
vacancies on the third eleven

and, uh,
if I can talk him into it,

are you... are you up for
giving it a bit of a crack?

Is no an option?

Not a chance.

[Jake groans]

Thanks for your help, mate.

[door opens]

-Just open it.
-No!

[door closes]

-Thank God.
-What?

She's been refusing to open
that thing until you got home.

-It's from Greece...
-Oh.

...so it's going to be
something special.

-[Carbo] Ooh.
-I guessed a Maserati

but apparently
that's "farfetched".

Ah, Maseratis are Italian.

-Mmm.
-Same diff.

See, it's saying things
like that

which is why
you might not make it

in the car part game.

No, it's from your mom,

so it's going to be
fairly mega.

Mmm.

Well, come on, open it then.

-I'm home now.
-Ooh!

This is better than Christmas.

Wow.

-Ooh.
-Oh.

It's Mom's wedding dress.

-It's--
-Massive.

[laughs]

Apparently cousin Voula's
coming over

-to make alternations.
-Mmm.

Oh, my God.

This is the dress

I'm going to be wearing
at my wedding.

Plus you can use
the leftover material

for the marquee.

[Bree] Are you serious?

I love Manga films.

Ghost in the Shell?

Absolutely.
That movie is incredible.

Have you seen all theWangan Midnight series?

Oh, God don't tell me

you've got him started
on Manga?

Actually, we started
each other.

It's more of a mutual
Manga fan club.

Well, do you reckon
maybe instead

you can start cleaning up
after yourself

seeing as you're going to be
here every night?

Geez, Jake,
do you want to help Coby

get the twist
out of his knickers?

Yeah, you take your turn,

I'll sort this out.

Now who's up for a cold one?

No. I'm going to
call it a night.

I'll see you in the morning.

[door opens]

I guess I won't offer
the Fun Police a knock-off.

I thought knock-offs were
meant to be right after work?

I'd call this more
of a pre-bed problem drink.

-Problem?
-Yeah.

Let's see, knock-off beers

are meant to be
at 4:00, right?

And then I bet you and Coby
stopped at the pub

-for a couple more--
-Yeah,

which is secret
men's business.

[Bree] And now you're here

desperate for another.

There's a pattern, Jake.

Yeah, and the pattern
is I like beer.

Hmm, well,
how about a challenge?

One week without booze.

I bet you can't do it.

You bet?

Mmm.

Yes or no?

All right. Piece of cake
and when I win,

you have to cook me dinner.

-Three courses.
-That's never going to happen.

You will buckle like a belt.

Oh, you are so sure
of yourself, aren't you?

-Yeah.
-Who's sure of themselves?

[Bree] I just bet your brother

that he can't lay off
the grog for a week.

Great.

I'm in too.

It's probably time that
you lost that beer gut anyway.

-Oh.
-[Alex giggles]

So, the terrace
is all cleared?

Yes, ma'am.

Glasses and ashtrays.

Quite the little worker bee,
aren't we?

Well, I think my little days
are behind me

but I can muster
a bit of elbow grease.

I can see that.

Right, well I'm off.

If you have
any further questions,

Ben's the man to ask.

-Right boss, no worries.
-Good.

Oi! What are you doing?

Bloody hell. Scare a man
half to death why don't you?

I can't stand to see
good grog wasted.

You know, it's pretty awesome

you're prepared to take on
this sort of work.

Yes, from prison kitchen
to glassy.

Not exactly how I thought
my life would pan out

all those moons ago
but it'll do for the moment.

Thanks for putting in
a good word.

What did you think
you'd be doing at your age?

Oh, I don't know,
the usual dreams, I suppose.

Run my own business
and maybe have a motorboat.

Nothing fancy.
And what about you?

Well, I don't know. I guess

I wouldn't mind having a bar
of my own one day.

There we go.

That's lame.

That bloody well is not.

That's a great dream,
being your own boss,

being in charge.

If you set your mind to it,
it'll happen.

You know, actually, I do
have a little bit of cash,

Mel's life insurance money

but I haven't really thought

about what I want to do
with it yet.

That dream might come true
sooner than you think.

[Dave] Jake, quick hands.

-Oh!
-[Dave] Oh, good stuff

but I reckon we should head
down to the nets this arvo

-for a bit of practice.
-Oh, what for?

Now Burke says we're good
to go for tomorrow morning.

Do you reckon you could scrub
up for some gentleman action?

No, make it sound a bit gayer.

-Do I have to?
-[Dave] Yeah, you're coming

and these are good blokes.
You'll like them.

We can have a few beers,
hang out.

Yeah, well, that's sounding
better and better.

Oh, maybe I'll just
have a pub squash.

It's a long story.

Hey, Dave,
cash job for tomorrow.

Oh, Saturday? Not again.

We've got cricket.

Tell them sorry.

But it's a paying job.

We've got to get
the balance right, Jules,

otherwise
what's this all about?

I might not have
a Mercedes convertible,

but I do have my cricket
in the weekends.

Fine! Pete, sorry,

can't seem to fit you in
tomorrow. Can we negotiate

-for next week?
-Jake, quick hands.

-[groans]
-Oh.

Sorry, mate.
Are you all right?

Relax. You'll love Voula.

[Retta] Are you sure?

She talks a bit
but she's fine.

What do you mean "a bit"?

You said Beaches
was "a bit" sad,

you said Soundwave
might be "a bit" loud,

-so what does that mean?
-It means she won't shut up.

No, it means
she'll be of great help.

Okay? Anything you want
to know about weddings,

ask Voula.
She's been to about 50

and she's been
a bridesmaid 18 time.

I wish you could take
the day off too.

Look don't panic.
Voula is here to help.

She's good at everything.

Whoa. Who is this tosser?

Two visits in two days.

To what do we owe the honor?

Dave, I'm glad
I caught you, mate.

There's a gig in the city

and it's a complete
office rewire

but I think we're going
to have to pass on it

'cause there's too much
on our plate

so I thought of you.

-Really?
-Sounds good.

Uh, Warney, this is Coby,
our apprentice

-and you remember Jake.
-Boys. Are you interested?

Uh, look,
I appreciate the offer

but, uh, we don't
need handouts.

No, it's not charity, Dave.

I mean, if we have to say no,

it's better off
that it goes to a mate

than a big fish.

Not that you're a little fish,

I mean you're
a top operator, mate.

When do we kick off?

This weekend.

Ah, non-starter.

These two have got cricket.

Oh, shame. It's a biggie

and I need someone
I can trust.

Well, I don't suppose it'd
hurt to have a look at it.

You won't regret it.

What's the address?

-So it's this whole area here.
-Uh, yep.

And this area
through here as well.

[cell phone ringing]

Excuse me.
I need to take this.

Mate.

There's no way.

There's no way
we can manage this.

Don't write it off just yet.

Well, not just the two of us

when Coby's still on basics.

Hey, who are you
calling basic?

-I'm getting the hang.
-It depends how much time

he's going to give us.
Let's just let's hear him out.

Well, you know, anything less
than a fortnight's a no-go,

-even if we work weekends.
-Oh, weekends.

Look if we can get this
one in the bag,

we're going to be busy
for a long time yet.

Short term pain
for long term gain.

What about cricket?

Since when have you been
interested in cricket?

I don't want to play.
I want you to play

so I don't have to work.

Cricket can wait.

Sorry about that. Where was I?

Oh, yeah,
we were just wondering

what sort of time frame
you were looking at?

A week? One week?

Are you insane?
Why did you say yes?

Don't freak out
for no good reason.

Oh, you just committed us
to a job

that we can't do
in a timeframe

that's completely impossible.

I reckon that's a good reason
to freak out.

Yeah, I've got
another reason... Sleep.

Do we get any?

With the money
they're paying us,

they can ask us for
any timeframe they want.

Yeah, but balance.
What happened to balance?

[Jake] Yeah ask, yes,
but we didn't have to agree.

Short term pain
for long term gain.

[Jake] Oh,
you're repeating yourself.

Look, it's beside the point.

Boys, boys,

we cannot rewire this place
in one week.

Just give me some time
to think about it.

Oh, Dave just...

Oh.

[Dave] Oh, I know it was stupid
to say yes.

I know that we can't do it,

but just for a moment,

it was nice to be
amongst it, you know?

Playing with the big shots.

I get it.

Yeah, it felt... It felt real.

Doable.

But it's not, darling.

Yeah, 10 hour days,

a couple of extra pairs
of hands.

Dave.

Yeah, all right.
Yep, you're right, I know.

I will call Warney

and tell him
that we can't do it.

There'll be other jobs, darling.

Yeah.

[Dave] But I wanted that one.

And now the idea
was in my head,

it wasn't going away.

[Voula] Of course when my
sister Georgina got married,

it was so beautiful.

You would've loved it.

She had 13 bridesmaids.
Thirteen!

And, she set them up in order
of height which was lucky

because this one friend
of ours, Thea,

well, she's not technically
a dwarf

but she had this thyroid
problem when she was young

so she ended up really tiny,

which worked well
for the overall look,

even though
we had to match her

with one of the pageboys.

So...

how many are you having?

Or are you going
to have smaller?

Six or seven or, or bigger?

Oh, I haven't really
thought about it.

Seriously? You better start.

Let's make a list.
Who do you want?

Um, well,
I suppose there's Tina,

who works with me
at the paint shop.

I could ask her.

And?

And...

I'm not sure who else.

You're only
having one bridesmaid?

Well, like I said, I haven't
really thought about it.

But what about
your sisters and cousins?

Won't they be furious?

Um, the... I really...

There's not really anybody

close, family-wise.

Wow.

I guess you could always use

someone from our family,
you know.

Someone with experience.

Anyway, um,
who's on the guest list?

Oh, we're just, um--

Have you got
a seating plan yet?

We need to workshop.

We need to workshop.

Need a hand there, mate?

No, I'm right.

Oh, though, Ben,

you know what you were
talking about the other night

about your dream
of running your own joint?

-Yeah.
-Well, this old mate of mine,

Jim, his name is,
I've known him for years,

I caught up with him
a few weeks ago

and he was telling me
about his son

who's doing real well
in the nightclub game.

-Oh, okay.
-Yeah, yeah.

Him and his partner have
got two real money spenders

and they need backing
for a third.

Right.

And you just remembered
all of this?

Well, it was three weeks ago

and I was seven
or eight schooners in.

Still, it's pretty interesting,
don't you reckon?

Yeah. You really want me
to live the dream?

Well, in truth, uh,
I am in it for myself as well.

I've got a little stash
and I want to kick that in.

I don't know.
Nightclubs might be

-a bit too full on for me.
-Oh, okay.

Not that I don't
appreciate the suggestion.

No, no, mate I get you,
I get you.

I'll keep my ear to the ground

and see whether I can find
something safer.

And this is essential
family business

that you have to know
if the day

is going to go smoothly.
Honestly,

Carbo should've talked you
through this.

Now, here is the bridal table.

I'll leave the number
of bridesmaids seats

blank for now.

So you at least know
about the bad luck

in the Georgious
family, right?

No.

Never invite one of them
to a wedding

if you want
the marriage to last.

It's like...

-It's like a thing.
-[door opens]

And be sure not
to let Uncle Spiro

drink any black coffee.

It's his heart.

Hey, Voula!
Long time no see.

[Voula] I'm mad at you, Carbo.

Why have you not
told this poor girl

important Karandonis
business? Huh?

You realize she was going to
have Uncle Stavros

and Aunty Agape
on the same table?

[Carbo] No way,
what Uncle Stavros

and Aunty Agape
aren't talking again?

I thought
they sorted that out?

[Voula] They did.
He gave her a goat.

[Carbo] Well,
what's the problem?

-[Voula] She asked for a coat.
-[Carbo] Ugh!

Oh, my God.

It's the toxic avenger.

You say I'm bad.

How much aftershave
have you got?

-[Alex laughs]
-Do you buy them in bulk now?

-No.
-It's a hot date, is it?

Maybe he plans
to suffocate her first

-and then go from there.
-No, I like to smell fresh.

What fresh as in
a group of old dudes

sitting on the bus?
That kind of fresh?

Or fresh
as Nan's undies drawer?

Yeah, ha-ha. Hilarious.

-Really.
-[laughs]

It smells like the DJs
fragrance department in here.

-[Jake] Oh!
-Hey, I'm just going to go

and take a quick shower,
all right?

I'll just be a few minutes.

I swear.
Thanks for waiting.

[door opens]

[door closes]

Oh.

I'm trying to get changed,
you pervert!

What do you think
you're doing?

I'm showering
and no you can't watch.

I mean with Alex.

Don't start.

You really can't
help yourself, can you?

What?

You just have to
stuff things up.

-Stuff what things?
-This thing.

Here. This place.

-My life.
-Get over yourself, Coby.

How would I stuff it up?

By messing with Alex's head

and leading him on.

'Cause that's what
I'm here to do, right?

Flirt with your flatmates
and stuff things up for you?

You really are just like Mom.

What's that supposed to mean?

Take a guess.

Oh, I'm a slut?
Is that it?

You said it.

I'm going to the movies
with Alex, as a friend.

-Give me a break.
-No, I won't

because that's what we are.

Me and Alex, friends.

I'd spell it out for you
but you can't read.

-Can you quit that?
-What?

You've been tapping
on that can for half an hour.

[sighs] Isn't it weird?

What are you supposed to do
on a Friday night

if you're not drinking beer?

Oh, you could try knitting.

Right.

Well, I might, uh, get a beer.

-Interested?
-[Jake sighs]

-Rack off!
-[Coby] Oh,

I can taste it, Jakey.
I'm getting excited.

Look at that.

Frost on, oh, I can taste it.

Can you taste it?

Listen to that sweet...

[beer hisses]

...fizz.

Oh, geez
you're all heart, mate.

Ah.

Maybe we should've gone
to the movie too.

What with two nerdy mates
jazzed about Astro Boy?

I'll pass.

Hey, Alex knows that, right?

Just mates.

He's not assuming anything?

No, no, no, no.

Alex has got his head on.

It'll be fine.

Really? Oh,
Rachel, congratulations!

That sounds amazing.

Look at you two.

The height of luxury.

You reckon?

Oh, with Ruby tucked up
in bed, a glass of wine,

a bit of telly.

It doesn't get much better
than this, mate.

Yeah, I suppose.
Catch you later.

-Yeah, have a good night.
-[Julie] Yeah, I know.

I know. Well, it's just...

It's just that money's
a bit tight at the moment,

that's all.

Yeah, I'll talk to your dad.

I know, I know.

I love you too.

All right honey. Stay safe.

Bye.

-[phone beeps]
-All good?

-Yeah, she's doing so well.
-Mmm.

So, how was Warney
when you rang?

I'll call him in the morning.

I think it's a bit late now.

What was the
"money's a bit tight" thing?

Oh, well no she's got
this big campaign launch

and she wants me
to fly over for it.

Well, it'd be lovely
but it's impossible.

Why is it impossible?

Well, I mean there's money
in the bank

but if by flight to New York
you mean road trip to Grafton

then, yes, that's possible.

Wow, living the dream, eh?

Well, we could really
push the boat out

and order takeaway,
with fish cakes.

[giggles]

I had a really
great night tonight.

So did I. Thank you
for finding out it was on.

And all without booze.

-Who would've thought?
-I know.

Chalk one up
for the Fun Police.

Ah. [laughs]

So what now?

A cup of tea?

I've got a couple of DVDs.

I've got Mask of Light
on my laptop.

[laughs]
You really are a buff.

No, I'm going to go to bed.

I think my dreams
are going to be

warped enough as it is.

All right.

-Goodnight. Goodnight.
-Ooh.

Oh, we need hugging lessons.

Oh, goodnight, Alex.

Sweet dreams.

[Julie] Dave,
what are you doing?

Come to bed.

Is this all we have to show
for our hard work?

A few thousand bucks
in the bank?

-Oh, darling--
-No, you have to take risks

to make changes.

This job of Warney's
could be the start

of something big
for all of us.

You are going to ring him
and tell him it can't be done,

-aren't you?
-Yes.

-No. No, I don't know.
-Oh.

-No, it'd be tight--
-Dave.

But it could be
the turnaround.

You know
it would give us options.

You could go to
New York, you could...

You could buy some shoes...
Anything.

-I don't need shoes!
-All right.

Well, that's not the point
but, you know,

we need to empire build
while we still can.

Oh right,
so now we're an empire?

We could be,
if we start thinking like one.

Darling, this job sounds huge.

You've only got a week.

You need twice as
many sparkies.

-It's illogical.
-Why let logic

stand in the way?

And with that,

the tipping point
was reached.

We were taking that job

and to hell
with the consequences.

Look, I know it's early
and it's the weekend

but I wouldn't you
if it wasn't important.

No, no, no, I understand that.

This could lead
to big things all around.

No, no, just get back to me
whenever it suits.

Thanks for your time, mate.

Another no?

He's thinking about it

which is not technically a no.

Darling, you can't expect
people to jump at the chance

to work on a promise,
especially at the weekend.

You make your own luck, Jules.
I mean how often

does this sort of opportunity
come along?

-You know, you're amazing.
-[phone ringing]

One minute you're turning
down jobs

and the next you're taking on
huge ones.

-I can't keep up.
-Dave Rafter.

Sparrow, you got my message?

Sparrow Fisher you are a man
among men, fantastic!

I knew I could count on you.

Thanks, mate.

One down.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Wow, I didn't pick you
for an exercise freak.

A jog.

-This early?
-I'm just up early.

Oh, really? Nothing to do
with all the extra energy

you've got now
you've given up the drink?

Actually I do feel
a bit better.

See? I told you.

All right. Easy tiger, easy.

Sorry. I'm just
enjoying being right.

Well, you're pretty wrong

standing in the way
of that juice.

What? This juice?

-Yeah, that juice.
-[squealing]

-Oh!
-All right.

So how was last night?

It was good.
Thank you for asking.

Are you checking up on me?

What are you doing? Jakey,

didn't you get
the call from Dave?

Well, I didn't take
my phone with me. Why?

-He's taken the job.
-You're kidding me.

Yeah. Is he mental or what?

Like he's losing it.

Well, when does he
want us there?

Ten minutes ago!

-Go, go, go, go, go, go.
-[sighs]

Come on guys,
let's get moving!

Every second counts.

Oh. I don't know what
to say here.

What's the, uh,
the electrical version

of good luck?
Blow a fuse?

Lay a cable?
[laughs] Oh.

Look, I know
you have your doubts

about this, but back me up.

I can do this.

Okay. If you say so.

-Are you saying that I can't?
-No, of course not.

All right,
well give me a kiss.

No seriously,
you'll be great.

Of course I will.

All right mates?

-[Coby] Yeah.
-[Jake] Yeah.

-[giggles]
-How can we lose?

Oh.

[Dave] All right.
I've organized three blokes

to help us out
and get us over the line.

It's going to be tight.

If we pull this off,
we'll to be running

with the big boys.

You should move into
motivational speaking, really.

And where are these
three blokes?

-They'll be here.
-Oh, they'd want

-to get a wriggle on.
-I said they'll be here.

Where's your faith?
Now come on! Time is money!

How many coffees
has he had?

So we've got
the dress covered,

rings you've purchased.

Now we just need
floral arrangements,

cake and speeches.

Oh, I love speeches.

Do you want to go novelty
or straight?

Breakfast,
so we don't waste time.

Novelty?

Yeah, like a song
or a play or whatever.

Susan Georgiou
got her bridesmaids

to do "Lady Marmalade".

It was great. Ha!

-What?
-The speeches!

-I'm not sure.
-And plates.

-Plates?
-Yeah, for the pastries.

-Oh.
-Hey, Voula.

[Voula] Ben.

Hi, Nathan.

Hey, Retta, another thing.

Hey have you seen
my runners?

Uh, yeah.
Dining table and coffee table.

Ah, you're good.

Just imagine what
you could achieve

if you put your mind
to good instead of evil.

Oh, well there's
more money in evil.

Are you going for a run then?

Yeah, I'm due
for a walk with Tom.

Check it out,
Grumpy Old Men.

Out on their morning amble.

-So?
-No, it's no big deal.

I think it's nice
you're making friends

your own age to play with.

-Get lost.
-Yeah.

[Voula] If you want photos,
I can email them.

Oh, and by the way,
FYI, Helena's put on

a bit of weight in
the last couple of months

but there are heaps of Carbo's
cousins who'd kill

to be your bridesmaids.

Oh, it's all good.
I've arranged my own.

-Bridesmaids?
-Yeah.

But I thought you didn't--

Oh, I realized
that there's this whole load

of cousins from down the coast
that I completely forgot about

and my friends from gym
would be so mad

if I didn't ask them.

Oh, great!
What are their names?

Molly and...

-Polly.
-Perfect.

Give me their numbers
and I'll get measurements

and stuff.

Oh, no it's fine.
I'll sort it out.

Maybe I should get
their measurements too?

-Nathan!
-What?

Stop cheapening
the wedding.

I'm not cheapening.

This is the biggest day
of this girl's life.

It's got to be perfect
and we are going to make sure

it is, FYI.

[giggles] Eee!

Okay team, we're going well.

Jake, when you get
the new circuit breakers in

and the supply cables attached,

could you make
a wiring plan for the roof grid?

-Righto.
-And Coby,

don't forget to chase
those data cables

so that we can terminate them.

All right? I reckon
we are doing good time.

Yeah, good, but look

I don't mean to be
pushy just...

The backup.

It's a Saturday.
They're doing us a favor.

They'll get here
when they get here.

-Don't worry about it.
-[phone ringing]

We are going great, guns.

Damo. Where are you at?

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay,
okay then. Well...

No, no.
No, I understand.

Yeah, yeah.
It's all right.

We'll chat soon.

Okay, mate.

-Everything all right?
-Damo can't make it.

We're never going
to make this

with just the three of us.

Hey, what's
with the attitude, mate?

You've got to try
and stay positive.

One man down, two on the way.

We will make it.
Trust me!

Hello. What is this?

The seating chart,
color coded.

Your family is aqua,

that's why it looks like

we're having the wedding
at sea.

And what are these
gold stars?

My bridesmaids.

You're having one
two three,

you're having
seven bridesmaids?

Yeah. Why not?

-Who are they?
-People. Friends.

Oh, but you said
you wanted to keep it low key.

Well, no one else seems
to one to keep it low key

now do they?

So I'll have
seven bridesmaids.

It doesn't
matter who they are.

I'm sure we can bribe
some nice homeless women

to just come off the street
and pretend they like me

and FYI, if we want them
in height order,

one of them is going
to have to be a midget!

All right?

[machine whirring]

[Julie] Okay.

I've got ham and cheese,
chicken and lettuce,

tuna and salad, no egg salad.

I thought we should ought to
learn a lesson from last time.

That was not my fault.

-[Jake laughs]
-Thanks, love. That's great.

Is the support team
in the loo?

Yeah, we had a few setbacks.

-Oh?
-Yeah, a no show.

Oh.

It's really not
that big a deal.

Another no show?

Oh, Marty's a busy man.

We can't expect him
to drop everything.

Oh.

Hey, hey, I saw that.
That was a doubting look.

Remember what I said
about doubting looks?

They're bad for morale.

Hey, give them a break.

Here's trouble.

Hey, Sparrow.

Don't worry, mate,
I'm not going to dock you

for your late arrival.

You, uh,

might want to chuck
some overalls on

if you don't want to get
your fancy dacks dirty.

Uh, Dave, this isn't easy
but I've been steamrolled

by the missus.

It's her sister's birthday
and she wants us

all to go to yum cha.

All right.
So you won't be joining us?

Yeah. I said I'd help you out.

I'm letting you down,
I know it.

Uh, I feel terrible about it.

I'll make it up to you,
I promise.

No, it's all right.
Whatever suits.

Can you fit us in, fine.
You know whatever suits.

Oh. You're a champ, Dave.

Thanks for understanding.
Chookas.

No worries.

-Dave, I'm sure--
-Never say never, Jules.

There's plenty more sparkies
on the list.

We're going to nail this.

[sobbing]

[door opens]

-Hey.
-Hey.

Hey, hey.
What's all this?

No, it's nothing.

It doesn't look
like nothing.

It's just so overwhelming.

I mean, all the people
coming and...

Well, look if you think
we invited too many guests,

we can uninvite.

No, we can't.

It's just so out of control
and I mean

I've even started inventing
friends just so I don't look

like a loser who
only has one bridesmaid.

What's wrong
with having one bridesmaid?

Hey, I'm only having
one best man.

-But Voula said--
-Who cares what Voula said?

Look you don't need
to start making up

imaginary bridesmaids
to make her happy.

That's not it. It's...

How's it going to look
on the day

when your side of the church
is full,

and mine is empty?

I'll have nobody.
[cries]

Hey. Honey, come here.

Is that really
bothering you?

Look, some of my family
can sit on your side.

My family are your family now.

Our wedding seems to be
about everyone else but us.

Seating arrangements
and family feuds

and eight
bagillion bridesmaids.

What happened to plain
old Carbo and Retta?

When did everything
get so complicated?

Are you serious?

Look, it doesn't have
to be all week,

just a day or two.
We need extra hands.

What about all
of your sparkie mates?

-They're busy.
-All of them?

Look, look can you do it
or not?

Look, I know it's a Sunday
but I'd really appreciate it.

I'm not sure
if you remember, Dad,

but I have my own business.

This is not
about business, mate.

This is about family.
Your family.

And securing their future.

And that takes precedence
in my book.

So, what do you say?

"Securing the family's future."

What about my future?

I'm going to need
back surgery after this.

Don't keep on about it.

I heard you
the first hundred times.

Okay, guys, how's it going?

Jake? Jake, talk to me.

Well, what do you want,
the truth or a lie?

Well, whichever one's going
to make me feel better.

Well, we're doing great
and we're probably going

to get this job finished
on time.

Was that the truth
or a lie?

Dave, we've hardly
made a dent.

Yeah, but
with the extra work--

Yeah, even with Ben
and Nathan,

we'll be cutting it fine,
and when I say

-cutting it fine--
-[Dave] Yeah, yeah

you're lying to me, again.

I have to let this go,
don't I?

It's up to you, boss.

[Warney] Boys.

[Dave] Warney. I didn't mean
for you to come down here.

Yeah. I got
your message, Dave.

Disappointing news.

What's the GO.?

Oh. I just bit off
more than I could chew.

[sighs]

Well, I guess I could always
palm it off to another mob.

Well, I already have but,
you know,

I really wanted to give you
a shot.

Yeah, I appreciate it.

But you know push
came to shove.

Well, you put
the other guys behind

the eight ball, they're down
a whole weekend--

Yeah, I know, I know.
I'm, I'm sorry.

[mobile phone dings]

Oh, geez.

One of my sparkies
has got his birthday today

and the strippers arrived.

I better get back to it.

Sure. Don't work too hard, eh?

I never do, Dave.
See you around.

Sorry it didn't work out.

[car horn honks]

-Hey.
-Hey.

I know
what you're thinking.

I'm not saying anything.

-I thought I could do it.
-I know.

I'm not an idiot, Jules.

I know the difference between
optimism and blind stupidity.

I just didn't want
to drag those guys

into an impossible situation.

Oh, darling.

They would've followed you
without question, you know.

I know.

And that's what
makes it worse.

Or better.
I don't know.

Hmm.

You've been great
through all this.

Oh. That's my job.

Foot off the table, darling.

-Hey.
-Hey. Big day?

Well, that's
one word for it.

Is that--

-What?
-It is!

-What?
-Beer breath.

I know it when I smell it.
You are busted.

Oh. Shoot me.
Today sucked.

And what's wrong
with lemonade?

No? Or a ginger beer.

That always picks me up
when I'm beat.

Ooh. Captain Excitement, eh?

Oh. You lost the bet.
What a quitter.

All right.
I... All right, you win.

Yeah, I do.

And don't think
I'm not going to make

the most out of it.

What, so what do I owe you?

Like, slave for a day?

Do they still have
those laws about slaves

-working naked?
-[laughs]

You know,
I think you're getting

your regular slaves mixed up
with your sex slaves.

Oh, well I'm king.

So, you know,
I make my own rules.

Take your pants off.

What? Oi, oi, oi.

What are you doing?

I'm just getting started.

Where's Coby?
Didn't he come home with you?

No. He's hanging out
with Nathan.

Where's Alex?

He reckons he's staying
at McPhee's tonight.

So, it looks like
it's just you and me.

Slave.

Oh.

[singer] ♪ While you
Were sleeping ♪

♪ She took stills of
Your feet next to a throw ♪

♪ Right next to a box
Of pills she gave you ♪

♪ She said "Wake up, baby
I'm missing you like crazy ♪

♪ I wanna put the panties
On you gave me" ♪

♪ Went to the bathroom saw
The stills ♪

♪ On a peg next to a sink ♪

♪ Grab a tissue grab a drink ♪

♪ Let's get it started ♪

♪ Let's get it started ♪

♪ Let's get it started ♪

There you are!

Now, I think
I've worked it out.

If Despina sits at table four,
she still won't be

able to see Uncle Pappas,

which means
that Aunty Xena will still

be able to sit near
the band for her hearing aid.

I love you, you know that?

Just trying
to think positive.

Now which cousin
was the diabetic

with the speech impediment?

Stand up.

-What?
-Come on.

-You're coming with me.
-Where?

Would you just do it.
We're going somewhere.

Where are we...
Where are we going?

[Carbo] No more questions.

Carbo, I'm serious.

Tell me what's going on
or I'll...

Oh, my God.

I told you we weren't
going to Ikea.

Carbo, we can't do this.

-Why not?
-Well because, uh...

This is what you
want, right?

Well, yeah.

Well what
about everybody else?

What about Voula and Jimmy
and Despina and Susan Georgiou

and Uncle Stavros
and Aunty Agape--

Ah! Everybody else
can go jump.

Our wedding's about us.

The two of us.

Oh. And the...
And the paperwork?

-Is this even legal?
-All sorted, remember?

I'm not...
I'm not dressed for it.

Hey, you look beautiful.

-Really?
-Really.

I don't know
what else to say.

Then, let's get married.

Our witness
should be here soon.

It was all very last minute.

I called my brother.
He was in the area.

Ah. He had to come straight
from a kids party.

[giggles]

Thanks for coming, Mike.

[laughs]

Cheers, mate.

Do you Nikolas Dimitri
Zenobio Karandonis

take Loretta Nicole Schembri

to be your lawfully
wedded wife?

I do.

Do you Loretta Nicole Schembri

take Nikolas Dimitri Zenobio

Karandonis to be your lawfully
wedded husband?

You're supposed
to say something now.

-Oh. What?
-I do?

Oh. I do.

Will you love, respect
and honor her

throughout your years together?

-I will.
-Me too.

And now the rings.

You even brought the rings?

Oh, are these our vows?

May this ring be blessed
so he who gives it

and she who wears it.

With this ring, I thee wed.

Wear it as a symbol
of our love and commitment.

With this ring,
I thee wed.

Wear it as a symbol
of our love and commitment.

It is with much pleasure
that I pronounce you

husband and wife.

Congratulations.

Oh! Yes!

Whoo-hoo!

Where have you two been?

Oh, we had, um,
a little thing.

[Retta laughs]
It's no big deal.

Just a thing.

And then we went
and had some champagne.

Champagne. Champagne.
But no big deal.

No big deal.

Are you both high
or something?

[Nathan] You know,
that is putting me off

ever being
in a relationship again.

[door closes]

So I know
it's a bummer Dad having

to bail on that job but you've
got to hand it to him,

-he's got drive.
-Yeah, over-drive you mean.

[Ben] Yeah, and so what?
It's impressive.

That's what it takes
if you run a business,

drive and commitment.

You're really serious
about this business idea,

aren't you?

Yeah. Well, maybe Tom's right,

why wait around?

Hey? What's Tom got to do
with you starting a business?

I'm not starting one,
investing in one.

Nothing definite though.
We're just talking.

It's good to have an ear
to the ground, you know?

Yeah!

You're not regretting it,
are you?

What?

Giving up the job.

I really had
no other choice.

Yeah. Well, you faced
that choice, you tackled it.

I'm proud of you.

We still have them, Jules.

Options.

I'm not giving up.

I'm just going to take
a little bit longer

to get there.

Well, if that's what
you really want,

then next time
you'll be ready.

Mmm.

There is one thing
I can do in the meantime now.

What's that?

I can start practicing
my googly.

Googly?
Is that what we're calling it?

[both laugh]

Yeah, well.
Come on then.

If it works for you.

[Julie laughs]

[Dave] Okay,
so I'd reached too high

and almost come a cropper.

It was time to restore
a bit of balance,

pull back from the edge,
and review the situation.

[singer] ♪ It's been
A long time ♪

♪ That I had to say ♪

♪ When I wake up in the
Morning all I do is pray ♪

♪ For some guidance
And protection ♪

♪ On the streets today ♪

♪ And an answer to the
Questions I ask every day ♪

♪ So tell me why do the birds
That used to fly

♪ Tell me why
Do they come to die here? ♪

♪ And all the kids
That used to run here ♪

♪ Tell me why do they load
Their guns here? ♪

[all cheering]

Good on you, Dad!

Whoo-hoo!

[Nathan] Good one, Dad!

How are you going,
Granddad?

Oh, I can't complain.

You?

Yeah, good. Yeah.

Is something
on your mind, boy?

Mmm.

Ben said something
about you helping him out

with some investment.

I gave him the name of a friend
who could help him out.

What friend?

You wouldn't know him.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I know
what your friends are like.

Meaning?

Ben's a good guy.

And you think
I don't know that?

And he deserves a break.

And that's exactly
what I'm trying to give him.

End of story.

[Nathan] Bowled him! [laughs]

[Julie] Ooh, bad luck.
Oh, that leaves Jakey!

Come on, Jakey!

Go Jake! Yeah!

Come on, Jake!

Go, Jakey!

Looking good.

Oh, mate,
had you told me

these outfits were so snazzy.

All right,
let's talk tactics.

Oh, look.

I reckon hitting it out
of the park might be

a good start.

You just get your bat
on the thing first.

Well, how hard can that be?

I mean, look at this guy.

It looks like he's had
one too many pies pre-game.

[chuckles]

Dismiss a fat bowler
at your own peril, Jakey boy.

You can have
that one for free.

Good luck.
Good luck.

I might not have
the world, yet,

but I'll settle
for a decent game of cricket.

Come on, Jakey!

[laughs]

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