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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Mr. President,
it's the king of England.
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King of England:
[british accent] hello?
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King, how the heck are you?
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It's been weeks,
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and you still
have not returned my pen.
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Oh, right.
I'll get it to you soon.
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When is soon? Soon!
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When will that be? I got to go.
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Wait. No, my pen!
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Every day, it's the same old
gimme, gimme, gimme.
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The king wants his pen back.
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The president of china
wants his socks back.
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The prime minister of canada
wants his grandma back.
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It's cold in here, eh?
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Why do they keep leaving things
in my office?
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Well, just destroy them. What?
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We have all these
top-secret weapons,
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like the cats on the moon.
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For the last time,
vice president, no.
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War is not what I need
right now.
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What I need is an escape
to somewhere simple
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where I'm not constantly
being pestered.
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But those cats are just sitting
up there ready to attack!
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Enough! [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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Get me my pal sheriff.
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I'm going to old town.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS] [SINGSONG
VOICE] Where's my pen?
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? Run around town
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? stealin' and killin'
is how I get down ?
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? What
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? well, you better be aware
of somethin' ?
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? 'Cause momma
named me sheriff ?
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? Yeah, momma
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? momma
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? and don't forget it
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? oh, no, I better go
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? m-o-m-m-a
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? momma named me sheriff
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? momma named me sheriff
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So wait, whe president is coming
to have a sleepover with you?
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Yeah, is that so hard
to believe?
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I'm a pretty cool dude,
you know?
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No, momma, I didn't want
pigs in a blanket.
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I wanted cows on a pillow.
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Sheriff, calm down now, boy.
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Everything has got to be perfect
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so I can make best friends
with the president.
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If you like him so much,
why don't you marry him?
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Momma, Candy made a bad face.
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No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, you did.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Sheriff.
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What?! Whoo-hoo.
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It's the president
in the hizz-ouse!
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So good to see you. Come
here, you little goofball.
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At ease, jenson.
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Deputy. Hi.
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If there's anything you need
during your stay
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in old town, I'm here to help.
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Ah, we won't need
any help, Goodman.
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We're good, man. Yeah, deputy.
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Why don't you take jenson
and go show him around town?
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Oh, well, I... I, uh... okay.
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Welcome back to old town,
your presidency.
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You remember my daughter, Candy.
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Hi.
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Candy, yes,
a sweet treat indeed.
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[LAUGHS] Oh.
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Come on, prez dawg,
sleepover time!
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All right.
All right. [CHUCKLES]
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And this one goes,
"way-ah, way-ah."
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Yeah. This is great.
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I'm having a really good time,
Sheriff.
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Me too, man.
And it gets so much better.
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Tomorrow, I'm taking you
to the fair!
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They got a bucktoothed shark
this year.
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Hey, look at me.
I'm a bucktoothed shark.
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[LAUGHS] Whoa.
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Don't bite me,
you hillbilly shark.
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[BOTH LAUGH] You're the best, buddy.
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Oh. I'm the best buddy.
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Cool.
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Hey, you want to see
something else cool?
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I stole my sister's
secret diary,
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a lot of stuff in here
about her being a stripper.
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Candy is so weird.
You got to check this out, man.
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"They surround me, hungry
eyes and hands." [LAUGHS]
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"'Gimme, gimme, gimme, '
they say."
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Wow.
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"Life is an absurd dance,
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a ceaseless spin around a pole
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that never moves,
no starting, no stopping."
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Candy: Don't stop.
Oh, brush burn.
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Oh, right there.
More teeth, yes.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, Mr. President. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, no.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Morning, Sheriff.
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What's so funny?
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Sheriff, look who's fresh
from a weekly washing.
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See? I told you we had a doll.
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[BOTH LAUGH] uh, where's dog?
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Can we go to the fair now?
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Oh, I was thinking I might
take Candy instead.
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[LAUGHS] what?
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The president was supposed
to be my friend!
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I hate you, Candy.
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You're just a stripper
stripping me of friendship.
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[CRYING] I forgot Abigail.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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- You, step right up.
- BOTH: Oh!
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Guess the weight of
the fattest deer in old town.
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Oh, I know. It's 951 pounds.
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Ow! Not you, stupid,
the president.
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[LAUGHS] Huh?
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It's so good to hang out
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with my best friend
who's not the president!
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- Thanks for inviting me, Sheriff!
- Quiet, Carl.
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I'm trying to make
the president jealous.
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Oh. Mmm, mmm.
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Sheriff, I need
to ask you something.
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Yeah, well, I'm kind of busy
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hanging out
with my best friend, Carl.
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Spit it out. Ew, oh.
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What? Not you, Carl.
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Oh. Geeze, man.
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Would you, Sheriff,
give me your blessing
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to be Candy's sweetheart?
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Why?
She's just a weird stripper.
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Hey, your sister is
a fascinating woman.
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Oh, that's it.
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Nobody calls my sister
fascinating but me!
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[GRUNTS] there it is.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Help! Aah!
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Uh-oh.
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Mr. Vice president, there was
an incident in old town.
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All jenson found was this.
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The president is dead,
mr. President.
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Yes! [LAUGHS]
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"Are you the president?"
yes, I am!
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[LAUGHS]
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Wow.
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[HUMMING]
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Whoo! [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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What happened?
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Carl tripped the president
into the shark tank.
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- Get it off of me!
- Mr. President, you're alive!
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He's bleeding out!
Here, let me help!
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He doesn't need your help,
Goodman.
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He just needs some kisses
from Abigail
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to make it all better.
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[SMOOCHING]
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It'll be okay, baby.
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Huh?
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You read my diary?
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I just wanted to know
more about you! [GROANS]
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Yep, couldn't get enough
of your weird stripper stories.
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[CHUCKLES]
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How could you? [CRYING]
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No!
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Ah, finally now we can hang.
What?
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It's like I don't know
who's clingier,
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her or the shark, right?
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Ah, you're the worst, buddy.
What?
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And the worst brother. [SIGHS]
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You need to go make things right
with Candy.
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Now get out of my kitchen.
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Momma has got a shark to whack.
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Whoa!
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And in here is where we store
our climate weapon...
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The knife cloud.
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Whoa. Uh, what are these?
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- Robopants.
- What do they do?
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They kick ass. Ah.
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Also, they turn people
into honey mustard.
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Ah!
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And over here, we have
some giant mosquitoes.
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Oh, the cats on the moon!
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Mr. President, please.
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Those cats
are too unpredictable.
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You just never know when
or where they'll show up.
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[CELLPHONE RINGS]
Hold on. Got it.
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The president is still alive.
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No, no, no, no!
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Okay. Who else knows about this?
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You, myself, Jenson,
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and some of
the residents of old town?
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Hmm, I can work with that.
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[GUNSHOT]
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[ALARM BLARING]
Meow. Meow. Meow.
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[LAUGHS] Whoa.
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Oh! Hey, you.
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Go away, Sheriff.
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You want to dance, Carl?
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Sure, I'll take a lapper.
[CHUCKLES]
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- Sheriff: Oh, Carl.
- Oh, hey, Sheriff.
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Look, Candy, I'm the one
who stole your diary
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and had the president
read it, okay?
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I'm really sorry, Candy Cane.
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Aww, you haven't called me that
in years,
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but it don't matter.
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He thinks I'm just a weird
stripper now, like you said.
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What? No, he wants to
be your sweetheart.
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He told me so.
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Really? Really.
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Now, let's go get your president
of the united states back.
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Not until the end of this song.
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Mm-hmm.
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Just another
couple minutes here.
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? Standing all around ?
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Mm.
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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What the hell is going on?
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The vice president, he's trying
to kill the president
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and wipe out anybody
who might know he's alive.
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What? We got to stop him.
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Aah! Aah!
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Somebody help! Anybody!
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Huh? Goodman?
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[GUN COCKS]
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Bloodthirsty bastards
are everywhere.
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[GRUNTS]
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Ow, ooh, ow! Help!
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These pants trying to turn me
into honey mustard!
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Hey, pants! Shake a leg.
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[GRUNTS, LAUGHS]
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Yeah!
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Huh? Uh-oh.
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Aah!
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Mmm, tangy.
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This way. Come on!
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Climate change is real!
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Run!
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Die, you knife cloud.
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Hey! Oop, I'm out.
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Me, too. Ah!
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Aww.
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Hey, that was me.
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Hold it. We've got company.
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Momma and the president
could be in trouble.
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You guys check it out.
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I'll handle the little guy.
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Hey, mosquito!
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Why don't you suck on these?
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[GRUNTS]
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Come on!
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Ah, the president!
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That's me!
Well, as long as the president
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and anybody who
knows about him is dead.
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Oh, no.
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But before I kill him
and then you,
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there's just one thing
I want to know, Sheriff.
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Is it true that you have a doll?
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Momma! Abigail!
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[LAUGHS]
his doll's name is Abigail.
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Ooh.
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00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:05,273
I see why you came to this town.
It's great.
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Hey! BOTH: Huh?
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Sheriff might be weird,
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but he's still my brother.
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Aww, that's the sweetest thing
you've ever...
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[SCREAMING]
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Mosquito, finish them all!
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Carl, honey-mustardize it.
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00:09:23,961 --> 00:09:25,327
I'm all jammed up. Here.
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Let me try. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
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I swear this has never happened
before.
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Ah, we're doomed!
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No, we're not. BOTH: Huh?
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Hey, skeeter, nice pole.
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Mind if I take it for a spin?
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Whoa!
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? Baby, spin me all around ?
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Hey!
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Yeah! Candy! Get it, girl.
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[GRUNTING]
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? Spin me all around ?
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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? You won't let me down ?
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Yeah, Candy!
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Baby, you're okay.
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Oh, that was amazing.
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I... Hmm.
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Should really take this.
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It's my wife.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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What?! You're married?!
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How are you, sweetheart?
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- [CRYING] Aww,
- Candy, don't worry.
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You deserve someone better
than the president anyway.
293
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King of England: Hello! Huh?
294
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I heard the president was here.
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I'm looking for my pen.
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Oh, and who might you be?
[GROWLS]
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[LAUGHS] Oh.
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Thanks for asking me
to be your best man, Candy.
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Thanks for being my best friend.
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[CHUCKLES] Oh.
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Man, I can't believe
302
00:10:34,831 --> 00:10:37,198
Candy is going to be
the queen of England!
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Shh.
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00:10:38,335 --> 00:10:41,736
And do you, Candy,
take the king as your...
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Get on with it!
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00:10:43,774 --> 00:10:48,910
And do you, the king,
take Candy as your wife?
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I do.
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Say, are those cats?
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[GUNFIRE, CATS MEOWING]
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[SCREAMING]
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? M-o-m-m-a
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? momma named me Sheriff ?
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? Momma named me Sheriff
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? momma named me Sheriff ?
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? Momma, momma, momma, momma
named me Sheriff ?
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She named me Sheriff.
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