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[sighs]
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[sirens wailing in distance]
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[sighs]
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Yeah, okay. It's cool.
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Cool?
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This is the most beautiful view
in all of Los Angeles.
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One that only angels
and very persistent pigeons get to see.
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You didn't bring me up here
to show me the view.
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What's up?
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[exhales]
Can't get anything past you, can I?
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[chuckles]
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Once upon a time,
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I made your Aunt Maze mad. [grunts]
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The following morning,
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I awoke to find my bed
crawling with southern widows.
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Not the good kind. The spider kind.
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My whiskey gone, replaced with urine.
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I expected more of my favorite aunt.
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Oh, she also did
something far more heinous.
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She shorted all of my suits. [shudders]
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-That's more like it.
-[groans]
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-So, did you have it coming?
-Well, you tell me.
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I ate the last of her Froot Loops.
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[both laugh]
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All that's to say,
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I can't imagine what she'll do to you
if you miss her wedding.
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Eve told me that you RSVP'd "no,"
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which is a fact she's been wise
to conceal from her future wife.
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Yeah, why would Maze even care?
She doesn't know me yet.
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You haven't given her much
of a chance to get to know you.
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Or anyone else for that matter.
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Now, this wedding's
an opportunity to fix that.
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Yeah?
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-And how would you even introduce me?
-I'll tell people the truth.
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-You can't tell people I've time-traveled.
-Why not?
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I tell them I'm the Devil,
it tends to go over…
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Well, I guess reviews
are mixed at this point.
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But the important people
already know about you.
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It's actually worse with people who know.
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They keep asking me about their fate,
and I can't tell them anything.
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I mean, what if I say something
that messes with the future?
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[sighs]
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And besides, I don't--
I don't have anything to wear, so…
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Oh, well, that is unacceptable.
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My tailor would be personally offended
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if I didn't allow them
to help you out in this time of need.
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They're a total genius.
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Saved me after the short-suiting debacle.
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Here, I'm going tonight
for a fitting. Join me.
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We could coordinate outfits.
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Get matching cummerbunds, perhaps.
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No? Okay.
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We could find something else
that doesn't make you make that face.
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No.
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I just--
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No.
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Right.
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Well, I'll be there,
if you change your mind.
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Not that I expect you usually do,
but a father can dream.
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I was wrong, Amenadiel.
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So wrong. I mean,
I followed my father into this job
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and because I believed in him,
I believed in the system,
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but I never imagined this.
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All complaints against Reiben?
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Not just him.
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Dozens of officers,
hundreds of complaints.
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Yeah, so much for
the "one bad apple" defense, right?
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And the brass signed off
on all of these, and nothing happened.
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I should have believed you.
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I'm just glad
we're on the same page now, Chloe.
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I'm sorry it took so long.
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[inhales] But my father taught me
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that when you see injustice,
you confront it, so I'm going back.
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To the LAPD.
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I wanna help you and Sonya
clean this up from the inside.
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Wow.
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I mean, that's-- that's-- that's great.
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We need all the help that we can get,
but what about Lucifer?
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What about being God's consultant?
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[inhales]
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Uh, the "God" thing is
on hold for right now.
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Lucifer doesn't feel comfortable
going to Heaven
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until he's patched things up with Rory.
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And, you know, I agree.
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He's gonna have to
go up eventually, Chloe.
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How does he feel about you staying?
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[Chloe] Hmm.
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You haven't told him. [chuckles softly]
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Well, I-- He's got
a lot on his plate right now.
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I feel like it can wait.
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Probably till after the wedding.
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I don't wanna add
any drama to Maze's big day.
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Drama? It's Maze and big feelings.
What could possibly go wrong?
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[scoffs]
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[Eve] Thank you.
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Okay, "supervise flowers." Check.
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"Make sure Linda's
all set to officiate." Check.
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"Nix your Black Sabbath
additions from the playlist." Check.
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Yeah, I think you're right. Black Sabbath
is a little too mellow for the wedding.
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[Eve] Mm-hmm.
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Okay, next step is confirming
the number of guests with the caterer.
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You sure you don't want
to invite your siblings?
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Yeah, no. You know, it's supposed to be
"eat, drink and be merry."
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Not "eat, drink and be wary
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that a bunch of soulless, torture-savvy
demons are gonna ruin your wedding."
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[chuckles]
Why do you assume that they would do that?
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Well, you've met them.
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Yes, I have.
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A few of them. They were awesome.
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Mmm. Yeah, in a fight.
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But that's all they're good for.
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How do you know?
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Because that's what they were made for.
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Hmm. [clicks tongue]
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That's also true about you.
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And you, you've evolved.
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Maybe they can too,
if you just gave them a chance.
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We're not really the "happily
ever after type," honey. Trust me.
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They're your family.
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No.
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You're my family.
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The only family I need.
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Okay?
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Which is why I am not going
to let anything or anyone
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ruin our wedding tomorrow.
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[Eve] Adam.
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♪ Look at me now ♪
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♪ Coming in love ♪
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♪ Top of the world ♪
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♪ Not coming down ♪
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♪ Look at me now… ♪
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It's time to come home, babe.
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♪ Cured from my doubts ♪
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♪ Look at me, look at me now ♪
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["I Just Died in Your Arms"
by Cutting Crew playing]
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♪ Oh, I
I just died in your arms tonight ♪
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♪ It must have been something you said ♪
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♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪
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So this is the first man.
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Guess God had to start somewhere.
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Can we talk privately?
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Sure.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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I'm sorry, Eve.
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I know I haven't been giving you
the attention that you deserve.
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And that's over now, babe.
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I mean, gone are the nights
of me ripping whippets,
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staying up listening
to Aerosmith bootlegs.
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I'm yours.
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Did you just notice that I was gone?
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No.
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No. I was giving you space, you know?
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Being the good,
understanding husband that I am.
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I figured you'd have a little fun,
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and maybe pick up
a few tricks for the bedroom,
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bring them home, huh?
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Then I heard about this "wedding."
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I know a cry for help
when I see one, so here I am.
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Rescue party of one. [clicks tongue]
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-So can we go home now?
-Okay, Adam, this is my home now.
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I have my own friends, my own place.
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My own kick-ass job
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where I make my own kick-ass money.
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I'm a black belt now. [chuckles]
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Yeah, that's fun, right?
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Neighborhood martial arts academy.
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Did they give you
all the belts in the rainbow?
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Funny.
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That doesn't mean you know
how to throw a punch. [pops]
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But I get it. Message is received.
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-Come on.
-What message is that exactly?
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Obviously you need a change, okay?
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So, fine. You wanna swing, we'll swing.
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You want a little S&M? I'm down.
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Threesome? I'm up for it.
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So long as I'm outnumbered, okay?
But all you had to do was ask.
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-You didn't have to take it this far.
-Okay.
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What exactly is it you think this is?
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You think this is me
just trying to get your attention?
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Yeah.
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This is not about you, Adam.
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This is about me, and the fact
that I fell in love with someone else.
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You're in love with a demon, Eve?
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[Eve] Mm-hmm.
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Come on. Be serious.
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You don't know her.
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[Adam] I know her kind.
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-I was married to her mother.
-[Eve] Hmm.
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Which, by the way…
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you are a spitting image of Lilith.
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In more ways than one, apparently.
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I bet she uses all the same tricks
her mom used on me, hmm?
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I'm not gonna let you
make that same mistake,
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because I've been there and done that.
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-Literally.
-[chuckles]
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You wish, you first pancake of a human.
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I-- I-- I don't wish.
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'Cause your mom was hotter.
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-Okay.
-Oh, burn.
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You and me, we belong together, babe, huh?
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Husband and wife since the dawn of time.
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We were never husband and wife.
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I was made from you.
I was delivered to you.
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Hey, don't get caught up
in the fine print here.
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It's not a detail, okay?
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I didn't choose you.
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I'm gonna choose Maze.
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Oh.
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♪ You have been warned ♪
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♪ Welcome to my queendom… ♪
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Okay.
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♪ Welcome to my queendom ♪
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♪ Welcome to my queendom ♪
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[fly buzzing]
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Maybe not yet. They might be too hot.
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[Rory chuckles]
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-Mm. Mmm!
-Good?
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This brings me back…
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to the future.
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-You know what I mean.
-Yeah.
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It takes me back too.
I mean, actually back.
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My dad would bring me home
those sandwiches after his shift.
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-[fly buzzes]
-It's a Decker family tradition.
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Hmm? Hmm.
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So, in the future,
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do I bring you home
egg sandwiches after work?
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-What? I'm just curious.
-But you know I can't tell you.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's just that you mentioned
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I had a lot on my plate
when you were growing up.
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And I just wonder… [sighs]
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Was it my job?
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Was it Lucifer? Something else?
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I mean, I'm not asking for specifics.
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Just, um, like, a teeny-tiny hint.
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You know, since I did the teeny-tiny
thing of birthing you.
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Okay, I'll tell you this one thing.
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Okay.
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In the future…
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that guilt trip also never works on me.
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[both laugh]
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Right.
243
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You make choices, Mom.
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If I told you what they are, you wouldn't
really be making them any more.
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-Yeah, you're right. You're right.
-[fly buzzing]
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-When did you become--
-[wings flap]
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[Chloe gasps]
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Sorry.
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The fly was driving me nuts.
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Um, I didn't know
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wings could do that.
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Pretty cool, huh?
253
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,602
[Chloe] Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
254
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,146
Yeah.
255
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,650
So, um, have your wings
always been that way?
256
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,987
-[Rory] Mm-hmm.
-Hmm.
257
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:18,946
[Dan] Wow.
258
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,033
This is weird.
259
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,289
Though I guess of all the people
who could've taken my desk,
260
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,957
I'm pretty happy it's you, pal.
261
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,502
Now you're drinking out of my mug?
262
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:40,050
I guess someone's gotta use it, right?
I mean, what are they gonna do, bury it?
263
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,053
Put its ashes in an urn? [chuckles]
264
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,058
I mean, it does say
"40 Whole Years of Being Dan."
265
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,021
-But I guess you didn't read it.
-Ella, you got a second?
266
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,773
-[Ella] Oh, yeah.
-[Carol] Hi, uh…
267
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,317
-[Dan] Oh, look at that cuteness.
-Quick update.
268
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,152
-You're welcome!
-[Carol] I have my suit now.
269
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,947
So, I am all ready
to be your date for the wedding,
270
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,991
and I am very excited.
271
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,746
And this is where you say,
"I'm so excited too, Carol."
272
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:12,666
-[chuckles] Of course I am excited!
-[Carol] Mm-hmm. Are you sure?
273
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,878
Because every time
we talk about this wedding,
274
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,506
you look like you ate a bad oyster.
275
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,510
Ella, listen. Hey, I get it.
276
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,844
If you're having second thoughts
277
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,846
about even taking me
to this wedding, that's fine.
278
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,848
[exhales] Carol Corbett,
279
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:32,019
I am 100% not having second thoughts
280
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,938
about you being my wedding date.
281
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,606
-Okay?
-Cool.
282
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,964
I hate keeping this from him, Dan.
283
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,217
Holy crap. Can you…
284
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,262
-Can you s--
-[frog croaking]
285
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,013
Right.
286
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,225
Other Dan. [sighs]
287
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,478
Gosh, I just wish
I had someone to talk to.
288
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,438
-I mean, other than a frog.
-[croaks]
289
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,857
Oh, no offense.
290
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,275
Hey.
291
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,153
Ella, you can talk to me.
292
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,780
-What's wrong?
-[sighs]
293
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,699
Carol just wouldn't understand.
294
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:30,452
What? What wouldn't he understand?
Are you not into him anymore?
295
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,788
Is it the loud chewing?
296
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,624
Damn it,
I should have warned you. I knew it.
297
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,085
But they can never find out that I know.
298
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,297
Who's "they"?
299
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,884
Oh, is this family-related?
Is it one of your brothers?
300
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,969
It's just, if they… [sighs]
301
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,222
But how could I even…
302
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,891
I mean…
303
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,351
world-altering!
304
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,229
But then again… [chuckles]
305
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,941
Oh, I just-- I feel so useless.
306
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,359
Tell me about it.
307
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,987
[sighs] Who am I kidding?
308
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,365
Even if you could hear me
and told me what was wrong,
309
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,742
how could I actually help you?
310
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:14,079
I mean, honestly,
Other Dan has a better shot than I do.
311
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,864
It's normal that seeing your ex,
suddenly, after a long period of time
312
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,116
would bring up unwanted feelings.
313
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,159
[Adam] Unwanted?
314
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,287
My feelings are legit, okay?
315
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,790
I gave that woman everything she wanted.
316
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,375
And what did she give me?
317
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,837
A rep as the world's number one cuckold.
318
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,424
She cheated on me
the second she met somebody new.
319
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,343
But I took her back. Why?
320
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,304
Because we were made for each other.
321
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,765
-Aww, that's sweet.
-She doesn't think so.
322
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,434
So she's marrying somebody else.
323
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,397
-Your ex is engaged?
-Yeah, to a woman, of all things.
324
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,526
I mean, how's that gonna make me look?
Do you think she even considered that?
325
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,902
[inhales]
326
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,614
Well, it sounds like she's moved on.
327
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,741
And maybe you should too.
328
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,953
And know that takes time.
329
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,414
A common rule of thumb suggests a month
330
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,457
for every year you were together.
331
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,126
All right, so…
332
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,796
Carry the one…
333
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,465
[mutters]
334
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,218
How-- how many years is a million months?
335
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,141
Yeah, don't worry about it, okay?
It's too long.
336
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,768
-Eve's getting married tomorrow.
-Wait, Eve?
337
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,063
As in "Eve" Eve?
338
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,025
Your ex is Eve?
339
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,901
-Yeah.
-Do you mean that you're--
340
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,570
Yeah, I'm that Adam.
341
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,821
I'm the guy.
342
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,032
The guy who named
all the animals. No biggie.
343
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:13,991
Yeah, well…
344
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,617
Kind of. You know platypus?
345
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,578
Eh-- Uh, sure.
346
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,164
The second I saw that thing,
I was like, "platypus."
347
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,208
That wasn't even a word.
This is important stuff.
348
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,169
That's why I can't let the wedding happen.
349
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,297
Oh, no, I beg to differ. I'm not just
saying that because I'm their officiant,
350
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,923
which I am, by the way.
351
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,884
-Small world.
-Yeah.
352
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,970
I mean, what are the odds, right?
353
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,305
Right.
354
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,598
[sighs]
355
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,144
Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?
356
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,236
Look, I enjoy breaking into
people's places as much as the next girl,
357
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,906
but I really think
you're overreacting, honey.
358
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,450
[Eve] Look, she is not home.
359
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,369
Her phone is going straight
to voicemail. [clears throat]
360
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,707
She is not replying to any of my texts
about the marriage certificate.
361
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,668
Even the ones I sent
with that adorable Memoji.
362
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,506
I'm telling you, something is wrong.
363
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,382
That Memoji slays!
364
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:17,137
[sighs] Yeah, well, maybe she's
just using the sex toys we gave her
365
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,556
as a thank you
for agreeing to be our officiant.
366
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,975
[chuckles] We gave her a fruit basket.
367
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,393
Exactly.
368
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,480
So why don't we just leave
the marriage certificate on her desk?
369
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,273
And we can come back tomorrow.
370
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,485
Oh, my God, what am I sitting in that--
371
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,028
What is that smell?
372
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,824
[sniffs] Oh!
373
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,702
That is Adam's aftershave.
374
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,746
[huffs] I knew it.
375
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,832
I've been smelling this shit
for centuries.
376
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,333
What? Adam was here?
377
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,418
-Why?
-[laughs] Why?
378
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,256
Because he kidnapped our officiant
to stop the wedding from happening!
379
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,883
-Now come on, he wouldn't go that far.
-Oh, yeah?
380
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,176
Yeah, he would!
381
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,388
He's not used to hearing "no."
Especially from a woman.
382
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,556
Let alone two.
383
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,350
-Oh, my God.
-[exhales]
384
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,395
I can't believe you were married
to that bro-hole for so long.
385
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,523
What do you mean?
It wasn't like I had a lot of options.
386
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,442
We were, like, the only two humans
on Earth for a while.
387
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,155
And then we just got busy
with the kids, you know?
388
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,323
Cain's terrible twos
were nothing to sneeze at.
389
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,243
Yeah, well, his 20,000s
weren't all that hot either.
390
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:27,708
It just took me some time
to see Adam for what he really was.
391
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,128
Then when I did,
392
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:36,550
I left his ass in the dust,
and I found you, right?
393
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,803
-And now he's kidnapped Linda.
-[sighs]
394
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,890
You can't let him get to you.
395
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,185
Hey, all that stuff
he said about Lilith, that's--
396
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,271
[sighs] You're nothing like her.
397
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,524
[huffs] Yeah, not now.
398
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,151
But I will be.
399
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,197
I mean, everyone becomes
their mother eventually, right?
400
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,117
And-- and how would you know, anyway?
You've never met Lilith.
401
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,244
Well, I feel like I did.
402
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,455
He talked about her all the time.
403
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,334
-[Mazikeen] He did?
-Mm-hmm.
404
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,545
"Lilith this, Lilith that."
[imitates monkey]
405
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,048
Hey, babe, babe,
I think I know how we get Linda back.
406
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,468
-But we've gotta find him first.
-Oh, trust me, we will.
407
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,055
Mr. "I Named All the Animals"
is not gonna know what hit him.
408
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,973
Yeah, he's got a cell phone, right?
409
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,186
-So we call my guy, he can triangulate--
-Or straight out of the Maze handbook.
410
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,106
The most efficient bounty hunter
doesn't find her perp.
411
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,776
She makes the perp find her.
412
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,693
That's right.
413
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:41,198
All we have to do is just
bait him with what he most wants.
414
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,117
-Yeah, come on.
-[chuckles]
415
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,456
-Amenadiel, hey.
-Hey!
416
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,542
When you said you were coming back,
I didn't think you meant today.
417
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,503
I'm not here for work.
418
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:59,132
I actually-- I wanted to,
um, ask you something, um…
419
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,551
about-- Oh, step over here.
420
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,390
I wanted to ask you about angels.
421
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,101
Um, their wings, specifically.
422
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,894
What about 'em?
423
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,689
I know how Lucifer's wings change
424
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,941
according to how
he's feeling about himself.
425
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,944
-So is that a thing with all angels?
-Well, it must be.
426
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,446
I mean, there's no reason
to believe that self-actualization
427
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,407
is the case for some but not for all.
428
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:28,370
I actually went through
a little bit of a wing-thing myself, so…
429
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,205
Why do you ask?
430
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:34,876
Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings.
431
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,837
Th-- They're weapons, Amenadiel.
432
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,674
All angel wings can be.
It just depends how they're wielded.
433
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,552
Yeah, but they were metallic, almost,
434
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,763
and each feather was
like its own precision blade.
435
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,348
Wow.
436
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,560
They sound awesome.
437
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,773
I wonder if Charlie's would be that cool.
I mean, if he gets them.
438
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,943
-It doesn't matter either way, of course.
-Of course.
439
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,364
It's just, being a cop
isn't the safest job, you know?
440
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:09,786
I just-- I wonder if Rory felt
like she needed to protect herself
441
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,581
because I-- I couldn't.
442
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,624
[sighs] Yeah, um…
443
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,294
Listen, um…
444
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,340
if what Sonya went through
is any indication,
445
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,717
then changing the system won't be easy.
446
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,179
We won't just be
fighting criminals out there.
447
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,640
We'll be fighting some
of our co-workers in here.
448
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,688
I mean, it's one thing
to make myself a target, but…
449
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,192
is it fair
to put my daughters through that?
450
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,986
Look, I, uh…
451
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,073
[exhales]
452
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,200
I can't tell you what to do, Chloe.
453
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,454
But I can say that you're lucky
that you have a choice at all.
454
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:57,167
So many people don't have the option
to just walk away from this fight.
455
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,753
You're right.
456
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,548
[sighs] You're right.
457
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,635
If the place that I worked
almost my entire life
458
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,262
is part of the problem,
then the least I can do
459
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,931
is be part of the solution.
460
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,892
Make the world a bit better for my kids.
461
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,895
Rory will have a wonderful childhood.
462
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,357
Because she has a wonderful mother.
463
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,076
[Adam] You know,
I'm glad you came to your senses.
464
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,955
[sighs] A doggy
always comes back to its bone.
465
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,832
So glad you're here.
466
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,460
Huh, 'cause we can be together again?
467
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,839
'Cause you are going
to tell me where Linda is.
468
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,676
[chuckles] Sorry, babe. No can do.
469
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,262
[slurps]
470
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,432
We'll see about that, babe.
471
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,811
What? [exhales]
472
00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,731
Is your little pet demon lying in wait,
ready to take me down?
473
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,525
No.
474
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,862
Just little old me.
475
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,991
[grunting]
476
00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,326
[panting]
477
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,663
And my rainbow-colored belts. [exhales]
478
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,418
[Adam groans]
479
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,463
[Mazikeen cackling]
480
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,760
Adam.
481
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,348
-[Adam] Lilith?
-Hmm. [sighs]
482
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,560
Oh, Adam.
483
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,482
You never forget your first.
484
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,608
Am I right?
485
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,775
You…
486
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,363
aren't Lilith.
487
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,199
[Mazikeen] Oh.
488
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,326
Close enough though.
489
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,205
Her spitting image in more ways than one.
490
00:24:58,955 --> 00:24:59,873
Hmm?
491
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,543
Isn't this what you wanted all along?
492
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:05,837
No.
493
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:08,882
I got rid of Lilith.
494
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:11,468
[chuckles] Oh, you.
495
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,514
We both know how that really went down.
496
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,476
You had Daddy send me away because I…
497
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,604
rejected you.
498
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,691
I couldn't love you the way you loved me.
499
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,068
It's not what I do.
500
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:33,490
So God sent you a consolation prize.
501
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,536
Sweet, pliable Eve.
502
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,998
A plaything for you to have dominion over,
like the animals.
503
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,460
Look at her.
504
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,379
Go on.
505
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,589
Say it.
506
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,676
She could never fill my shoes.
507
00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,638
She's not even a whole person.
508
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,392
-Just a piece of you.
-Okay, that's enough.
509
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,144
What are you doing?
510
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,317
I'm torturing him so we can find Linda.
511
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,153
Yeah, but who are you really
torturing here though? Him or me?
512
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,782
-You're just the button I'm pushing.
-Okay, well, stop pushing.
513
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,368
-Use something else.
-That's not how torture works, Eve.
514
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,996
-Really?
-[Mazikeen] This is what I do.
515
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:21,997
-Who I am.
-[Eve huffs]
516
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,375
You want demons at your wedding?
Well, this is what it looks like.
517
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,128
What? Too much for you?
518
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,548
Oh, right. Well…
519
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,260
Guess that's a good thing
Adam showed up when he did, huh?
520
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,387
Now you've seen the real me.
521
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,682
You can leave my ass in the dust
before it's too late.
522
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,767
Leave your a-- Why would I…
523
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,358
-Adam.
-[Adam] Yes.
524
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,112
How did you find out about the wedding?
525
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:57,616
Uh, I heard it from Saraqael,
526
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,577
who heard it from Gabriel,
527
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,872
who could have heard it from anybody
528
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,167
because it's actually the talk
of the town up in the Silver City.
529
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,629
And as you can imagine,
it's not really doing wonders for my rep,
530
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,381
but that's, you know,
neither here nor there--
531
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,382
Maze.
532
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:15,884
[Mazikeen] What?
533
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,303
How did he find out?
534
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,725
Fine. Yeah, it was me.
535
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,648
I sent the news hoping
your idiot ex would do something about it.
536
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,566
I'm the idiot? Really?
537
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,403
Everyone knows it's "Adam and Eve,"
not "Eve and some rando demon."
538
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,989
Why would you want him to find out?
539
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,408
-[Mazikeen] Because I-- I--
-Because what?
540
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,160
Because I can't be a mother!
541
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,208
That's what this is all about?
542
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:52,545
The fact that I said that
you would be a good mom, once?
543
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:56,341
Once was all it took for me to realize
you have no idea who you're marrying.
544
00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:00,261
I can't be a good mother, Eve.
545
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,057
I'd just end up like her.
546
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:08,186
And what, we couldn't just talk about this
like-- like a normal couple?
547
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,646
I'm not normal!
548
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:10,605
[Eve sighs]
549
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,732
I don't do "talking."
550
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:16,194
-I needed you to see the real me.
-[Eve] What? What is the real you?
551
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,073
What? An evil demon
that just ruins everything,
552
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:22,951
and this will never work out? I can't…
553
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,787
-I can't-- I can't do this anymore.
-You can't do this?
554
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,040
Yeah, I can't be the only one
that believes in you.
555
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,001
I can't be the only one
that believes in us. I, uh--
556
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,338
Of course we don't have to have kids,
557
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,425
but if I'm the only one
who's willing to talk about it and--
558
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:41,428
and change and-- and compromise, then…
559
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,304
[panting]
560
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,265
…then we shouldn't be together.
561
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,602
We definitely
should not be getting married.
562
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,899
Wait!
563
00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,738
[Eve] What?
564
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,659
[Mazikeen] Well, uh,
we still have to find Linda.
565
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,666
I'm sure you'll manage.
566
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,559
Oh, boy. [sighs]
567
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,314
[sighing]
568
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,192
Maze, I got your text.
569
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,778
What's the emergency?
I have a suit that needs fitting.
570
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,279
[shuddering] No, you don't.
571
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,823
I need you to stop me from killing him!
572
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,578
Adam.
573
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:52,791
But I thought you were dead and buried.
574
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,335
Dust you are
and blah, blah, blah. [chuckles]
575
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,463
So what's he doing here?
576
00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,756
And why are you…?
577
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,300
Where's Eve?
578
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,386
Oh, Maze.
579
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,556
When it comes to self-sabotage,
I fear you've outdone me.
580
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,518
Does this mean
my best fiend's wedding is off?
581
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,854
He kidnapped our officiant.
582
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,068
-[Lucifer] Where's Dr. Linda?
-[Mazikeen] He isn't talking.
583
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:21,069
[Lucifer splutters]
584
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,696
The wedding's off.
He got what he wanted, didn't he?
585
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:27,158
-What are you really after?
-What, you think I'm gonna tell you, huh?
586
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:31,079
Make it easy for the Devil,
who stole my wife twice?
587
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,332
Actually, fig leaf,
that's exactly what you're going to do.
588
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:35,834
Tell me,
589
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,546
what is it you truly desire, Adam?
590
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,423
I…
591
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,175
[sighs]
592
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,928
I wanna be a better man.
593
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,222
Oh.
594
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:51,808
[Adam hesitates] No.
595
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,395
At first, I kidnapped the doctor
to sabotage the wedding, yeah.
596
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:59,190
But then she helped me realize
what I really need.
597
00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,569
-To deal with my issues.
-What issues?
598
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,863
Well, when God first made me,
my role was clear.
599
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,532
Name all the animals,
avoid certain fruit and be a man.
600
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,618
That meant, "be strong, show no weakness
and problem-solve through violence."
601
00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,289
But everything has changed since.
602
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,041
Women are no longer
an obedient piece of men.
603
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,668
And dudes…
604
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,379
Dudes can be vulnerable.
605
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,797
Which is…
606
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,091
Which is scary.
607
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,050
[Lucifer] Hmm.
608
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,262
And wolves, they've turned
into, like, 800 kinds of pets.
609
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,764
Some with really dumb names, by the way.
610
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,891
"Poodle"?
611
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,311
I mean, that's why you don't let
amateurs do the jobs of professionals.
612
00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:42,358
Anyway, she said that
my beliefs about what a man should be
613
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,902
are actually hurting me.
614
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,696
Apparently it's called toxic masculinity,
and it's, um…
615
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,616
it's pretty common.
616
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,662
The good news is she can cure me.
617
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,705
She's cool.
618
00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:58,583
So, when I'm done with the treatment,
I'll let her go.
619
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,460
So you're asserting dominance over a woman
620
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,338
in order to learn how
to stop asserting dominance over women?
621
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:06,966
-Dude, you are beyond help.
-Whoa, at least I'm trying.
622
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,176
You call this trying?
623
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,930
If you need therapy, you call the office,
make an appointment and pay in cash.
624
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,015
Or in kind, if she's up for it.
625
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,725
I mean, have some decency, man.
626
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:17,602
Word, man.
627
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,605
[sighs] You're making me realize
I've not been going about this
628
00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,857
in the most ideal way. [chuckles]
629
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,986
Classic Adam. Yeah, wokeness is hard.
630
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,738
I gotta be better at it.
631
00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:29,864
And I will.
632
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,534
I swear I didn't hurt the doctor.
633
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,328
-I can take you to her.
-[Lucifer] Thank you.
634
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,580
See?
635
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:40,708
Even the most primitive
of men can evolve. [grunts]
636
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,921
And even the most badass
of demons can soften.
637
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,547
Hmm.
638
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,549
Scary, but it's true, Maze.
639
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,467
Yeah.
640
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:54,389
Yeah, because I've come such a long way
from wreaking hell, inflicting pain…
641
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,851
[sobs] …and driving everyone away.
642
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,606
All I know is the Mazikeen I used to know
643
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,775
wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy.
644
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,656
[Mazikeen clears throat]
645
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,787
After we find Linda,
I'm gonna need your help with something.
646
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:28,047
["Without You" playing]
647
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:33,594
♪ I can't live ♪
648
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,931
♪ If living is without you ♪
649
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,476
♪ I can't give ♪
650
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,564
♪ I can't give anymore… ♪
651
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,567
[wings flap]
652
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,280
Dearie me!
653
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,575
Did they run out of apples?
654
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,703
If you're here to speak for her, don't.
655
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:01,164
I am not here to speak for her.
656
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,167
Come.
657
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,294
Come on.
658
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,756
[sighs]
659
00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:11,632
[Eve huffs]
660
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,886
What kind of person tries
to wreck their own wedding?
661
00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:18,514
[exhales]
The kind that doesn't feel worthy of love.
662
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,186
I thought you weren't here
to speak for her.
663
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:24,270
I'm really not.
664
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:27,982
But then I realized,
I never gave you your wedding present.
665
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:29,901
Come on.
666
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,989
[gasps] There's no wedding,
but I like presents.
667
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,869
♪ If living is without you ♪
668
00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:43,081
♪ I can't give ♪
669
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:46,751
♪ I can't give anymore… ♪
670
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,504
-Uh, what am I looking at?
-[Lucifer] Demons from Hell.
671
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,298
In freshly dead bodies. [chuckles]
672
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,510
Well, it's both something old
and something new
673
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,179
in something borrowed
with plenty of nasty blue bits.
674
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,556
-So I'd call that a grand slam.
-Wow!
675
00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,601
Thank you?
676
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,062
-Yep.
-Very thoughtful.
677
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,564
[Mazikeen] I asked him to do this!
678
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,735
Whether there's a wedding tomorrow or not,
679
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:18,157
I wanted my family to know
that I'm proud of who I love.
680
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,954
I thought you had thousands of siblings.
681
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,289
I do.
682
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,834
Uh, most of them turned her down.
683
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,795
Fresh batch of white supremacists
to torture or a family wedding.
684
00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,338
-Hmm?
-Uh-huh.
685
00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,717
-Sorry.
-[Mazikeen] Don't be.
686
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,971
I honestly thought I'd be
standing outside your balcony alone.
687
00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,392
Must have been very hard to ask.
688
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,727
Yeah, but…
689
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,606
I realized that I was holding on
to some pretty old ideas
690
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,025
of what I thought
demons were supposed to be.
691
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,946
[chuckles] Turns out some of us
are the "happily ever after" kind.
692
00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,450
I mean, Squee's favorite movie is
Four Weddings and a Funeral.
693
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,036
Mainly for the funeral, but still.
694
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,204
[chuckles]
695
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,378
Well, it-- It's very nice to meet you all.
696
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,297
Uh…
697
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:19,552
How do you say, "I wish it was
under happier circumstances" in Lilim?
698
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,726
[speaks Lilim]
699
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:30,897
Look, Eve, I--
700
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,941
I am so sorry.
701
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,361
I'm just terrified of becoming my mother.
702
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,781
And sometimes it's easier
to act as though I already have,
703
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,867
instead of fighting.
704
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,037
But I've-- I have changed so much,
705
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,955
and I can keep on changing.
706
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,832
Can I ever be normal? Probably not.
707
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,250
But I can be better.
708
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,003
And I promise,
709
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,339
if you give us another shot,
710
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,966
I will never stop trying.
711
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:03,471
Because I do believe in us. [panting]
712
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:13,314
[sighs] You know, when you try,
you're actually not half bad at talking.
713
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,524
And for the record,
714
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,903
I never wanted you to be normal.
715
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,112
You know, I just…
716
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,615
I just want you to be you.
717
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,409
Whatever that is.
718
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,541
I'll call the caterer.
719
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,836
My best fiend's wedding is back on!
720
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,631
[laughing]
721
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:41,342
-[whooping]
-[cheering]
722
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,719
-Ah, well done, you.
-I love you.
723
00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:46,222
[mouths]
724
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,058
[Rory] This is what Lucifer does.
725
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,769
Every damn time.
726
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,897
He might still make it.
727
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,608
No, he won't.
728
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,153
I can't believe I fell for it again.
729
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:20,131
[Ella laughs, chatters]
730
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,592
-Hey.
-Oh! Oh, I'm so-- I'm so sorry.
731
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,262
I'm, uh… I'm saving this one.
732
00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,596
Oh, okay.
733
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,057
Yeah, uh, no-- no problem.
734
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,519
[clears throat]
735
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,354
-[Carol] Hey, how are you?
-Hey.
736
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,442
Whew! Thanks for looking out, man.
737
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,777
So anyway, bill-to-head ratio,
738
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,823
that's the only surefire way
to tell a downy from a hairy woodpecker.
739
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,159
I had no idea you were into birding.
740
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,787
Yeah, I never was, but that's
the only book I could find down there.
741
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,540
There are books in Hell? That's nice.
742
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,499
"Book."
743
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,709
Singular.
744
00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:00,671
-Field Guide to Birds of North America.
-Sounds like an interesting read, though.
745
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,758
[Dan] Yeah, not so much
after the ten-thousandth time.
746
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,803
But, you know, nothing's really
that interesting, not even birding.
747
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,014
We should probably stop talking now.
748
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,100
Yeah, sure.
749
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:16,145
Uh, I'll just stand in the back,
get out of everybody's way.
750
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,149
[Carol sniffs]
751
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,320
You know, it's very pretty here,
but is it just me,
752
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:27,698
or does it smell
like a three-day-old crime scene to you?
753
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,910
Uh, well…
754
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:36,040
[chuckles] Can you believe
they fertilized the plants last night?
755
00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,541
-Last night?
-[Amenadiel chuckles]
756
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,835
-It's terrible timing.
-[chuckling] Yeah, I know.
757
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,670
We-- we actually can believe it,
758
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:46,634
because, you know, that right there is,
by far, the most plausible explanation.
759
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,930
So, thanks, Amenadiel,
for clarifying that. [chuckles]
760
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,350
I mean, what did you think?
761
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,936
What, we were at some,
like, hell monster wedding,
762
00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:59,188
attended by decaying zombies? Ha ha!
763
00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:02,608
[scoffs, laughs]
764
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,151
I'm just gonna keep this one.
765
00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:13,994
So when are you two getting married?
766
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:15,955
[both laugh]
767
00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:18,958
-Trixie, I don't think that…
-Well, we haven't really discussed…
768
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,836
-…not that we wouldn't.
-…tying the knot. [laughs]
769
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:25,214
I-- I'm kidding, guys.
I just wanted to see you squirm.
770
00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:27,174
-Oh! Hmm!
-Oh, very good!
771
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,218
[chuckles] You little devil.
772
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,350
Oh, don't worry, she'll show up.
773
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,352
She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding.
774
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,896
I'm not so sure.
She's got her mom's stubbornness.
775
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,277
-I mean "determination."
-Oh. Hmm.
776
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,739
[Lucifer] Ah. Here she is!
777
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,075
Rory! There's a seat here.
778
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,120
Rory.
779
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,922
-What happened?
-I don't know.
780
00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:10,426
["Here Comes the Bride"
playing on electric guitar]
781
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,947
[laughs] Wow.
782
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,617
Maze, you're getting married.
783
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:39,830
-I never thought we'd get here.
-Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped?
784
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:43,334
Uh… yep.
785
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,629
-That's exactly why.
-[chuckles]
786
00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:18,369
[Adam wolf whistles]
787
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,996
Whoa! [chuckles]
788
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,458
Well, that's quite the upgrade
from the old fig leaves, huh?
789
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,835
Not that I ever had
any complaint about those.
790
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,548
-What are you doing here?
-Linda said I should be supportive.
791
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,133
I want the best for you, Eve.
792
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,845
I really do. You deserve to be happy.
793
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,518
Thanks.
794
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,816
And also, I heard that you didn't have
anyone to walk you down the aisle.
795
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,236
It would be my honor
if I could give you away.
796
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,281
Adam, that is…
797
00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,034
-It's very big of you.
-Thanks.
798
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:03,622
I might as well, right? It's like
I'm giving away a piece of myself.
799
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,959
[laughing]
800
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,836
Yeah.
801
00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,380
[Eve] Yeah.
802
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,051
Uh, I-- I really appreciate that.
803
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,928
I do, but, uh…
804
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,723
I think I'm gonna do this one on my own.
805
00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,017
So, thanks, but…
806
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,312
I got this.
807
00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:29,356
["Worship" by LACES playing]
808
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,608
[clears throat]
809
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,443
Wow.
810
00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:36,113
♪ But I will not take the limits ♪
811
00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:38,949
♪ I could live on the edge ♪
812
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:42,453
♪ The edge with you ♪
813
00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:48,375
♪ And I will drive on the highway ♪
814
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,919
♪ And I will turn off my headlights ♪
815
00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:53,130
♪ I will swallow the moment ♪
816
00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:55,382
♪ And it could just be all right ♪
817
00:43:55,466 --> 00:44:02,431
♪ But where, where
Where would we go? ♪
818
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,019
♪ Maybe in another ♪
819
00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:11,190
♪ Maybe in another life ♪
820
00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:16,278
♪ Maybe in another ♪
821
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:20,908
♪ Maybe in another life ♪
822
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,746
♪ 'Cause heaven won't have me… ♪
823
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,582
-[both sigh]
-♪ Devil won't take me ♪
824
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,919
♪ Nothing feels better than you ♪
825
00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,881
♪ If angels won't save me ♪
826
00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:41,720
♪ Baby, just break me
'Cause nothing feels better than you… ♪
827
00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,059
[Linda] Between Heaven and Hell,
828
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:50,020
there's an imperfect place.
829
00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:54,024
Our place, here on Earth.
830
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,152
That's where these two women met.
831
00:44:57,236 --> 00:45:00,114
One who sees the best in people,
832
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:03,283
and one who can torture
the worst out of them.
833
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,369
[laughing]
834
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,579
[Linda] But these two women,
835
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,748
they understood each other,
836
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,877
and together they made,
in this imperfect place,
837
00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:18,424
something that might actually be perfect.
838
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:22,010
The brides have written
their own vows. Eve.
839
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:23,929
[Eve sighs]
840
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,807
[sighs] Maze…
841
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:32,146
I know that at some point
842
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:38,944
you became convinced
that you were unworthy of love.
843
00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,782
I look forward
to spending the rest of my life
844
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,243
proving you wrong.
845
00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:51,999
If recent events are
any indication… [chuckles]
846
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:57,671
…then I am sure that
there's going to be a lot of bumps
847
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:58,922
along the way.
848
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,677
But as I stand here today…
849
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:09,057
[sobbing] …in front
of our family and our friends,
850
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:14,772
I promise you
that I will never, ever give up on us.
851
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:18,942
-Again.
-[chuckling]
852
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,945
Because you, Mazikeen,
853
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,989
you're my soul mate.
854
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:26,909
[Mazikeen sighs]
855
00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,580
[gasps] Eve…
856
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,582
I, um…
857
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,168
I… [gasps]
858
00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:39,588
[shudders]
I just love you so fucking much.
859
00:46:39,671 --> 00:46:41,590
[laughing]
860
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,926
I love you so fucking much.
861
00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:47,721
-[cheering]
-Yeah!
862
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:51,058
[laughs]
863
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,812
Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife.
864
00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:57,773
[guests shouting]
865
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,233
-We did it.
-We did it!
866
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,193
-[laughing]
-[cheering continues]
867
00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:04,738
[celebratory music playing]
868
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,126
[dance music playing]
869
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,711
♪ You like me, right? ♪
870
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,255
♪ You want me back ♪
871
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:24,383
♪ I understand you
We got that chemistry ♪
872
00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:26,677
♪ I'm everything that you need… ♪
873
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,221
[laughing]
874
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,395
Don't take it personally.
875
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,815
Because Eve was created for you,
876
00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:42,442
it was important for her
to walk down the aisle
877
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,486
as an individual person.
878
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:48,615
Just like it was important to Maze,
who's been alone for so long,
879
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,784
to walk with someone.
880
00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,997
[chuckles] Oh, wow.
881
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,167
-You actually are a smart woman.
-Yeah.
882
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,003
Drop the "actually."
883
00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,090
Yes, ma'am. I mean, "Doctor."
884
00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:09,553
Hey, at least the chair situation
has been alleviated. [chuckles]
885
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,848
-[exhales]
-Look, I know you're having a bad day.
886
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:15,475
But just-- just try
and look at the silver lining.
887
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,644
A bad day? A bad day.
888
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,605
I'm a ghost, Amenadiel.
889
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,275
Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese.
890
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,068
-[Ella] Mm-hmm.
-[Carol] Tastes like cheese.
891
00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:27,821
-Except not at all.
-Mm-hmm.
892
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,907
-[Carol sighs]
-Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm.
893
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:31,783
What's in this?
894
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,620
But at least you're not in Hell, Dan.
895
00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,956
You're here,
watching your good friend get married.
896
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,583
[chattering]
897
00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,338
Well, I will admit,
grousing to you up here
898
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,132
sure beats reading
about grouses down there. [chuckles]
899
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,848
I take it back. This is way too hard.
900
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,975
[Amenadiel]
Not as hard as Hell though, right?
901
00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,853
Being able to see my own daughter
and knowing that she can't see me,
902
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,772
that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel.
903
00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:04,316
Now, why are those
my only choices, anyway?
904
00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,902
I don't even know why
I went to Hell in the first place.
905
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,614
And I honestly can't think of anything
I feel guilty about anymore.
906
00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:13,951
And what's worse? What's worse
is I'm friends with celestial beings
907
00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,370
who are supposed
to understand how all this stuff works,
908
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,746
and not even they can help me.
909
00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:21,083
Dan, I'm sorry. I-- I wish we could,
910
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:23,877
but the only one who can
get you out of this mess is you.
911
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,338
Now you have got to try and figure out
912
00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:30,676
what you're still feeling guilty about
and then face it head on.
913
00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,136
Great. Great.
914
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,640
So basically what you're telling me
is that on top of everything else,
915
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,310
I'm on my own. That's just peachy.
916
00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:51,154
'Fess up, T.
You spiked the punch, didn't you?
917
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,241
-Huh?
-Never mind.
918
00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:59,913
[chuckles] I'm about four years too early.
I'm Rory. Uh, Lucifer and Chloe's friend.
919
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,250
Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend.
920
00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,795
[chuckles]
I thought Lucifer was Maze's best friend.
921
00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:10,173
No way. I love Lucifer, but no way.
922
00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,634
You love him, huh?
923
00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:14,720
Why?
924
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:20,017
'Cause he's funny and weird
and really bad at board games.
925
00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:22,227
Lucifer plays board games?
926
00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,896
At least once a week. On game night.
927
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:29,651
[laughs] You guys have a game night?
You… never told me that.
928
00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:31,987
What do you mean?
929
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,448
I just met you.
930
00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:35,991
Why does it…?
931
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,868
Who are you again?
932
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:42,873
I'm nobody.
933
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,587
Hey! All right, so the babysitter's
gonna take Trixie home.
934
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:51,590
-You wanna hit the dance floor?
-I thought you'd never ask.
935
00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,967
Oh, and by the way, we need to talk.
936
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,136
Four most terrifying words
in the English language.
937
00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:59,389
No, it's nothing bad.
We just need to figure something out.
938
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,725
But now… Right now, we dance.
939
00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:03,810
[dance music playing]
940
00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,901
-Hey, uh, I'll be right back.
-Mm-hmm.
941
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:16,823
You're not leaving right now, are you?
Maze is only on her third tequila… bottle.
942
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,993
That's what you have to say to me?
943
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,204
I waited. You never showed up.
944
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,498
Waited? Where? Showed up for what?
945
00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,629
Oh, you went to the tailor. [laughs]
946
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,257
Oh! You went to the tailor.
947
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,178
[chuckles] Ah, Rory, I'm so sorry.
Maze needed my help.
948
00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:41,431
And you went running,
like you always do for everyone else.
949
00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:43,183
There's always gonna be someone
950
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,310
or something you choose
over me, isn't there?
951
00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,646
In my defense,
you did say you weren't going.
952
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,940
What? And you said you'd be there!
953
00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:53,568
-I can't believe I let myself think that--
-[Chloe] Rory. Rory.
954
00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:57,072
-This is not the time or place right now.
-[sighs] Agreed.
955
00:51:57,155 --> 00:52:00,117
Sure. Why don't we talk
about it over game night?
956
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,577
Oh, wait, that's something
you only do with Trixie,
957
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,121
who's not even his real daughter!
958
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,832
-I don't believe this.
-Rory. You guys come over here.
959
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,876
[Lucifer] Game night happened twice.
960
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,044
[dance music playing]
961
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:15,048
♪ If you feel like playing… ♪
962
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,934
[music distorts]
963
00:52:30,605 --> 00:52:32,190
[laughing]
964
00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,194
-[Carol] Ella.
-[shouts]
965
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:38,947
Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm so…
966
00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,324
-It's okay. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey.
-I-- [sighs]
967
00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,951
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
968
00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:46,037
-No, totes. Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.
-It's okay.
969
00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:48,999
-Hey, hey, I'm gonna go clean this up.
-Oh, my gosh.
970
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,083
Are you sure you're okay?
971
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,461
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, so sorry.
-All right. I'll be right back!
972
00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:54,379
[gasps]
973
00:52:55,797 --> 00:52:58,884
-I don't even like Monopoly anyway.
-Oh, please. Rory, I know you're upset.
974
00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:01,469
But I'm sure your father has
a perfectly reasonable explanation.
975
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,762
I do, thank you.
976
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,432
Maze was about to kill the first man,
977
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,601
whom she used to scare
the first woman away,
978
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,270
so I had to go and nab
some bride-soothing demons,
979
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,314
aka, half the guest list.
980
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,900
Maybe not perfectly normal, but…
981
00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:17,235
But you're always gonna
find a reason to defend him.
982
00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:19,863
Why, Mom? He doesn't deserve it.
983
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,866
You wanted a glimpse
into your future? How's this?
984
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:27,078
That something big I was going through
when I accidentally time-jumped…
985
00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:29,372
it was you dying.
986
00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:33,919
In the future I come from,
you're on your deathbed,
987
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,754
and he's not there.
988
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,006
I die in 20 years?
989
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,635
Wh-- No. Mom, I'm older than I look.
990
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,929
Half angel and all that,
but that's not the point.
991
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,389
The point is he's not there.
992
00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,393
Even for something that important,
he's never there.
993
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,855
-That can't-- [sighs]
-[electronic feedback whining]
994
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,816
[Ella] Wait, give me the microphone.
995
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,569
-Cut the music! Cut the music!
-[music stops]
996
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:02,113
-Hold on, I have something to say.
-[Rory sighs]
997
00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:07,202
No, I am not okay!
998
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:10,705
I have been trying
to keep it together for Maze and Eve,
999
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,457
but I can't take it anymore!
1000
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:17,295
I have to say something
because I know the truth.
1001
00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:22,008
I know that Lucifer is the actual Devil!
1002
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:25,637
Not, like, the most Method actor ever.
1003
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:30,225
And Amenadiel is an angel.
1004
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,769
Which makes Charlie half angel.
1005
00:54:32,852 --> 00:54:36,189
[speaks Spanish]
1006
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,109
Oh, Maze!
1007
00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:40,902
Maze is a demon!
1008
00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,446
And Eve is…
1009
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,156
well, Eve.
1010
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:49,911
Whoa! I kissed the first woman. [chuckles]
1011
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,125
Oh, oh, oh! And-- and--
and apparently, zombies are real.
1012
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,210
Well, technically they're not zombies,
Miss Lopez.
1013
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,045
-Not now, Lucifer.
-They're demons.
1014
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,507
Ella, I understand
how hard this is to process.
1015
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,259
No, but this is it.
1016
00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:07,846
This isn't hard to process at all.
1017
00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:12,475
I believe in all this stuff already.
1018
00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:16,646
[sobbing] But what I can't believe
1019
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,900
is that you all kept it from me.
1020
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,779
It just absolutely breaks my heart
1021
00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,033
that you think so very little of me.
1022
00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,952
And I get it. I get it.
1023
00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:34,164
I get it. I get it.
I'm just regular old Ella.
1024
00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:38,001
I mean, how much help can I be
in stopping the end of the world?
1025
00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:41,004
-Still, you guys could have at least--
-Whoa. Back up.
1026
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,298
What do you mean the end of the world?
1027
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:46,009
I thought you told me
that was all inside your head.
1028
00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,177
Yeah, I lied.
1029
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:50,555
Because I figured you were
just trying to throw me off the scent.
1030
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,768
Uh, brother.
1031
00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:02,984
Wait, are you guys telling me
that you don't know the world is ending?
1032
00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:06,696
[Mazikeen sighs]
1033
00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:11,117
[Ella] Uh-oh.
1034
00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,787
That can't be good.
1035
00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,709
Whew! Ha ha! Crisis averted, babe. See?
1036
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,796
Got all cleaned up before it set. So…
1037
00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:27,675
What did I miss?
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