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♪ ♪
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I can't wait for
Heritage Night tomorrow.
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Every cultural club
getting together
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to celebrate
the beauty of diversity?
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What could be better than that?
I'll tell you what's better.
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All those sweet, sweet, sweet
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free samples.
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I believe you mean
carefully crafted exhibits
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of traditional cultural cuisine.
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(laughs) Call it what you want.
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I'm lining my backpack
with plastic
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and filling it
with free food.
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(harp playing)
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What's that sick heavenly music?
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(hallway chatter)
(music continues)
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(laughs)
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Whoa...
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(scattered cheering)
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(applause, cheering)
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Students of
Havensburg Junior High,
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I, Santi Garcia,
president of the Latino Club,
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invite you all to come
check out our room
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tomorrow during Heritage Night.
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There'll be empanadas,
papelón con limón, and salsa.
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And, no, I'm not talking
about the dipping kind.
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(laughter)
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(applause, cheering)
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♪ ♪
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Who are they?
They're the Latino club.
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I thought clubs
weren't your thing That's not a club, Wes.
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That's la cultura.
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My cultura.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skateoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mmhmm, I do my thing ♪
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♪ ♪
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So, you're doing
the Latino Club?
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Those are my people, Wes!
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
I love Havensburg,
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but it doesn't exactly have the
Latino population Miami does.
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Plus, I told my mom I'd get
more into my family's culture,
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so this is perfect.
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♪ ♪
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What's that awful smell?
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That's the smell of six months
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of commitment in candle form.
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(gags)
It's me and Sky's anniversary today.
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She's always wanted to
visit New York City,
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so I put the whole city
inside the candle for her.
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You can smell everything,
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from subway rats
to the pizza rats!
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♪ ♪
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(gags)
She's gonna love it. You know,
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they say the nose is
the heart of the face.
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Well, it's definitely a gift.
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I just hope she
doesn't feel too bad
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when her gift isn't
nearly this cool.
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(approaching chatter)
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(Spanish music playing)
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(inaudible)
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Gotta go. Good luck
with your stink candle!
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It's a love candle!
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Que tal?
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I saw y'all earlier,
and wow.
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I immediately was like,
where can a girl sign up?
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(scoffs)
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You think just
'cause you're Latina,
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it means you can
join the Latino Club?
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Of course it does!
(laughter)
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Allies welcome, too.
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LOL, you got me.
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Santi:
Just meet us at the Spanish classroom, room 107,
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after school.
Okay? See you there. Bye.
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(contented sigh)
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Ugh! How am I still
smelling that candle?
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♪ ♪
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Wesley:
She transported us allthe way to the Red Planet
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for a Martian sunset.
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For years, man hasdreamed about seeing
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a sunset from space.
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(both laugh)
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It was unlike anythingI had ever seen.
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(giggling)
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(record scratch)
Jeremy: Hold up, hold up.
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She got you a Martian sunset,
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and you got her a chunky
heap of fart wax?
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You beefed it, bro!
I know I beefed it!
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(sighs) It was so lame
compared to her gift.
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So, I bought myself some time
and told Sky "her real gift"
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would be delivered to her house
by the stroke of midnight.
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Ooh, midnight!
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I know! It sounds cool, right?
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Oh...
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(dramatic sting)
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(scream)
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I hear you're having...
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♪ ♪
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(light panting)
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Love issues.
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Well, fret no longer.
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You came to the right guy Ah!
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Oh. Ever get scared
of your own thumbs?
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Anyways, what were
we talking about?
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You think you
can help me find
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the perfect gift
for my girlfriend?
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(giggles) I know so!
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Go ahead. Flip through.
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♪ ♪
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Wesley:
Alien flowers?!
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That's the one.
The Solis Petalis. Great choice,
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but I just sold the last one.
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Oh. Uh...
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What about this one?
Order's backed up.
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This one?
Extinct.
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Here. (clears throat)
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No... No... No...
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Ahha!
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This one is the one you want!
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Your girl will love it
or your money back, notsoguaranteed.
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♪ ♪
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I'll take it! (laughs)
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(school chatter)
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Mi gente, meet Gabby Duran.
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All:
Hola, Gabby.
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Every one of our members
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has gone through
"The Seat of 1,000 Questions."
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It's just a quick way
for us to get to know you. Sounds good.
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Hi, everyone.
I'm Gabby Duran,
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uh, second generation
Venezuelan,
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born in Miami, Florida.
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Venezuela! What part
is your family from?
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♪ ♪
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Uh, the part with the...
the trees and the rivers?
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II think it starts with a C...
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There's a bunch that
start with a C.
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Cabimas, Caracas,
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Carupano.
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Beautiful rivers and trees?
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Oh, you must mean Canaima!
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Yep! Ththat sounds
about right. (laughs)
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I love your style.
Your whole fit
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is giving me Rabid Rabbit vibes.
You listen to him, right?
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Rabid... Rabbit!
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Yes...
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Gotta love him.
What's your favorite song?
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Well, you know...
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Thethe one with
the very fast beat
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where they're, like,
really rabid.
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Oh, I don't think
I know that one.
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He's more known for his
catchy steadybeats.
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Oh, you must mean
the funky carioca one
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where he collabs
with Rato Louco.
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A Brazilian artist from my
family's hometown in Sao Paulo.
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Come to think of it,
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they're just a pair of
rodents with anger issues.
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(laughter)
(nervous laugh)
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(speaking Portuguese)
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Have you watched
"Desobedientes"?
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Do you follow
Atlético Nacional?
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Hablas español en casa?
Fernando: What do you like more,
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chicharones
or papitas de limon?
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Is chancla a trigger
word for you?
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Have you seen Rosie Risas's
latest sketch?
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Do you have any experience
as a harp caddy?
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Uh, no?
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Ah, que bom.
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And... boom!
(typing, beep)
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You are in our group chat.
Mi gente,
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let's give Gabby
a big round of applause.
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(applause, cheering)
(sighs)
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Oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I almost forgot.
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She still hasn't answered
the most important question.
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Gaby Duran,
what's your favorite food?
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That's easy.
I love to make arepas.
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Oh yeah? What kind?
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I don't mean to brag,
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but peanut butter
and jelly arepas
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are kind of a Gabby D specialty.
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(condescending laughter)
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What's so funny?
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Arepas ... with
peanut butter and jelly?
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(laughter)
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You are such a gringa.
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(echoing):
Gringa, gringa, gringa...
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♪ ♪
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(cafe chatter)
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They called me a gringa.
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Can you believe that?
That basically means
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they don't think I'm Latina
enough to be there.
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Cool, cool. So,
are you gonna order or...
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Oh, I'm gonna order, alright.
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I'm gonna order up
a whole heap of change.
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I can't have the only
other Latino kids in school
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thinking I'm a gringa.
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What does that say about me?
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I don't know. That maybe
you should order something?
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No.
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There's only one
thing left to do.
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I'm gonna do a deep dive
on all those kids
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and make their interests
my interests.
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Then, I'm gonna march
back into that club
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and show them I'm the most
authentic Latina
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they've ever met
in their lives.
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Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
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Maybe just a drink?
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You're killing me here.
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♪ ♪
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Dumb yoyo.
Get back up here right now
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or else I'm feeding
you to the Orb.
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(sighs) Do you think
she got the package?
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You don't think Blurt
ripped me off, do you?
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Hey, you put some
respect on his name.
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That man's a saint.
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But honestly, yeah, probably.
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Ripping people off
is sort of his thing.
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Like this busted $12,000 yoyo!
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Forget it.
(Jeremy screams, smashes window)
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Just gonna call her and ask.
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(ringing, beep)
Hi, Wes!
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Did you get the package
I sent you?
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I did.
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And I need to break upwith you. 'Kay, bye!
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(beeping)
(gasps)
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I'm sorry about the plant!
Blurt said you'd love it...
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Wes, meet my new boyfriend,
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Planty.
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♪ ♪
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You're dating my gift?
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Wha...
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♪ ♪
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Mauricio, Alexander,
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Sady, and Valentina.
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Yep, that's everyone.
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(cracking)
(sighs)
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Now, let's do some research.
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(typing)
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(beep)
Rabid Rabbit.
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Reggaeton artists
from Puerto Rico.
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00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,658
Let's see what all
the hype's about. (beep)
260
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,870
(Latin dance music playing)
261
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,873
(singing in Spanish)
262
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:12,380
Gloria likes chips,
the spicy and tangy kind.
263
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,091
(singing continues)
Mm!
264
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,552
Seems like my kind of gal.
265
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:21,055
Alright. Fernando likes
the TV show "Desobedientes."
266
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,267
Benny likes to bust down
dancing bachata.
267
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,020
(Latin music continues)
268
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,526
And Valentina likes
Peruvianborn comedian
269
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,028
Rosie Risas.
270
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,988
Alright, Rosie Risas,
what you got?
271
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,240
(laughter)
Rosie (on computer): And I said,
272
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,993
"sorry. Mami said no!"
(laughing)
273
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,038
It's funny 'cause it's true.
274
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,041
(Latin music continues)
275
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,296
No, I'll tell her!
276
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:56,466
Hey, Abuela, before you go,
I have a quick question.
277
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,009
Where's our family
from in Venezuela?
278
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,845
(sighs) Caracas!
279
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,389
I knew it started with a C!
280
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,767
What was it like?
Do you miss it?
281
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,770
(music continues)
282
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:09,771
(laughter)
283
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,941
I mean, even though
his name is Rabid Rabbit,
284
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,901
he's such a kindhearted soul.
285
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,819
"Saludos a tu Abuela,"
286
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,530
really shows us
he's a vulnerable king.
287
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,992
Wow, Gabby, you're like
a Rabid Rabbit expert.
288
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,037
No, I'm just a very dedicated,
289
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,664
longtime fan.
290
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,249
Anyway, I was thinking
of going to the concert,
291
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,709
but I don't think
I'm gonna go anymore.
292
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,169
What?
Why not?
293
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,506
Because Mami said no!
294
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,507
(laughter)
295
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,883
That is so accurate!
296
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,803
♪ ♪
297
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,430
(laughter)
298
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,431
(contended sigh)
299
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,894
You appear to be dealing with
the Lovazalia Principica,
300
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,354
also known as the Love Plant.
301
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,191
Anyone who smells its
pheromones falls madly,
302
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,318
and obsessively,
in love with it.
303
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,363
(sighs) I knew Sky would
never dump me for a plant.
304
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,658
No matter how cool it
looks in a black hat
305
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,743
and leaf piercings.
306
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,203
Sky's Dad:
But not to worry, young Wes.
307
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,247
I will fix this
308
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,916
because your relationship
with my daughter
309
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,751
means everything to me.
310
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:17,088
Totally. Yeah...
311
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,842
Itit's best you stay behind.
312
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,844
Things can get ugly
when you try to pry
313
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,721
one of these plant's
victims away from it.
314
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,349
Luckily, I am a levelfive
touch telepath.
315
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,727
My mind is
an impenetrable fortress.
316
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,270
♪ ♪
317
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,069
♪ ♪
318
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,950
♪ ♪
319
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,830
I smelled it,
I'm in love with it,
320
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,957
and I regret nothing!
321
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,333
(dejected sigh)
322
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,047
(school chatter)
(harp playing)
323
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:03,468
(sizzling)
324
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,262
Step right up and get these
arepas while they're hot.
325
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,723
It's my Abuelita's famous
Reina Pepiada recipe.
326
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,641
Totally authentic.
327
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,310
These are incredible!
328
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,395
(sizzling)
Gabby: Take two, take three,
329
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,898
take 'em all!
(harp continues)
330
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,067
Never stop, Santi. Pluck on!
331
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,612
(indistinct chatter)
332
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,239
Here you go, and there's
more where that came from.
333
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,451
Hey, Gabby, can I get
the recipe for these?
334
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,329
Me, too.
Gabby: How about I send it to everybody?
335
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,165
No hands, no problem.
336
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,085
Hola, phone!
Phone: Hola.
337
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,505
Envía las notas de la recetaal chat del Club Latino.
338
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,883
Phone:
Listo, enviando todas sus notasal chat del Club Latino...
339
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,885
(phones beeping)
340
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,182
(beeping continues)
341
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,146
(phones beeping)
342
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,149
(silence)
343
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,486
What? Y'all don't like cilantro?
344
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,572
"Valentina likes
Peruvian standup comedian Rosie Risas..."
345
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,409
"Gloria plays travel soccer"?
346
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,247
"Fernando likes the TV
show 'Desobedientes.'"
347
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,457
"Jace is nothing
but a harp caddy"?
348
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,501
Gabby, how could you?
349
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,836
I'm a harp handler.
350
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,171
"Maria Sofia has
a second middle name.
351
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,633
Eduardo took a trip to
Panama last spring break"?
352
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,343
Okay, that's enough.
(nervous laugh)
353
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,428
"Mami said no,"
am I right?
354
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,097
Santi:
"Sady's mom is from Honduras,
355
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,015
and Benny likes
to dance bachata" ?
356
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,600
Gabby, what is all this?
357
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,769
I was just doing research.
358
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,188
My phone must've sent
my notes by mistake.
359
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,399
Maybe stop reading that.
360
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,442
It kinda seems like
you're stalking all of us.
361
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,485
Just stop!
362
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,779
♪ ♪
363
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,448
(sizzling)
Santi: Ah, my beautiful harpplaying hands!
364
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,701
His beautiful
harpplaying hands! (whimpers)
365
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,120
♪ ♪
366
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,750
Anyone want more arepas?
(nervous laugh)
367
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,169
Grill's still hot.
368
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,380
(grunt)
369
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,759
♪ ♪
370
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,137
Swiss cheese,
schnitzels, and samosas?
371
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,847
I love Heritage Night.
372
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,474
I'm headed back for thirds.
Wanna tag along?
373
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,060
I'm okay. Thanks.
374
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,770
Your loss. More for Howard.
375
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,398
(sighs)
Gabby!
376
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,526
Sorry I'm late, mija.
Alright,
377
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,403
let's go to the Latino room.
I can't wait to meet
378
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,323
your friends.
Mom, I kinda just wanna go home.
379
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,617
What? Why?
380
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,202
(sighs) Long story.
381
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,037
Let's just say a lot
of bad stuff happened
382
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,581
because I'm not Latina enough
for the Latino Club.
383
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,375
Ay, mi vida.
384
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,085
I know that feeling
all too well.
385
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,795
♪ ♪
386
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,256
Growing up in Miami,
my parents wanted me
387
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,883
to assimilate to
the American culture,
388
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,134
so we only spoke
English at home.
389
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,179
But then, a group of
kids in the neighborhood
390
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,348
started saying
I wasn't a "real Latina"
391
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,432
because I didn't speak Spanish.
392
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,143
So, I went out of my way
393
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,188
to prove them wrong by learning
the language. And guess what?
394
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:03,814
They stopped bothering you?
395
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,608
Nope.
396
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,276
Then they started
saying I was a gringa
397
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,486
because of my green eyes.
398
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,655
The point is
399
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,114
you can't let other people
400
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,116
dictate your identity.
401
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,576
You are Latina.
402
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,411
You love to dance salsa,
403
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,913
and you love to cook
just like Abuela.
404
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,708
Yeah, arepas with
peanut butter and jelly.
405
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,502
Dina:
So, you make arepas with peanut butter and jelly.
406
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,962
Who cares?
407
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,631
There's no one way to be Latinx,
408
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,258
or to be anything.
409
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,510
There's just you being you.
410
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,971
And what you are is Venezuelan
411
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,182
and American and totally unique.
412
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,061
(quiet laugh)
Thanks, Mom.
413
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,146
No problem.
414
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,524
Now, how about you
get back in there?
415
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,071
♪ ♪
416
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,324
This is ridiculous!
417
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,493
Can't you see this is
just a floral ruse?
418
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,870
Jealousy is not a good
color on you, Wesley.
419
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,164
But, you know what is? Blue.
420
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,916
You should wear it more!
421
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,001
Thank you?
422
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,795
My masterpiece
is complete.
423
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,423
Mine, too.
424
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,387
Planty's gonna love mine more
because it loves me more.
425
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,098
Negatory, dude!
Loves me more!
426
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,017
Okay, enough is enough!
427
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,146
♪ ♪
428
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,398
Time for Plan Tackle.
429
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,191
(yelling)
430
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,028
(slow motion yelling)
431
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,618
(grunting, straining)
432
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,787
(struggling)
433
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,206
Although forced we
were to tie you up,
434
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,167
it would have been rude for us
435
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,835
to not have you stay over
for dinner.
436
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,837
(struggling, panting)
437
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,089
And just bad form
in front of Planty.
438
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,216
Sky:
Totally.
439
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,927
Planty's a lover, not a fighter.
440
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,804
(sighs, struggles)
441
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,515
♪ ♪
442
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,725
Wait.
443
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,145
Planty wants to
tell us something!
444
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,938
Wha...
445
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,067
(beeping)
446
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,903
Great news.
447
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,906
Planty has invited you to
join the love triangle.
448
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,034
Technically, if I joined,
it would become a love square,
449
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,911
and... (scoffs)
450
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,829
that just doesn't
sound very enticing.
451
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,874
This is the honor
of your life!
452
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,877
I will kill you if Planty
likes you more than me.
453
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:30,920
(gasps)
454
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,257
♪ ♪
455
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,928
Smell the love, Wesley.
(panting)
456
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,100
(panting) Wait!
457
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,145
(panting) We should make
this moment special.
458
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:54,026
It's not every day a boy joins
his first plant... love... cult.
459
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,073
We should set the mood
by lighting a candle.
460
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,991
Look! There's one
right over there!
461
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,665
This heinous party
crasher is correct.
462
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,874
(gasps)
463
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,459
A mood must be set!
464
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:14,046
Great idea, Wes. I knew
you would come around.
465
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,298
We're gonna have such
a happy love dictatorship
466
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,425
under Planty's rule!
467
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,051
(sighs, panting)
468
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,052
(click)
469
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,013
(candle hissing)
470
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,477
(coughing)
471
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,064
(both coughing)
472
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,027
What's going on?
473
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,656
Wes?
(sighs)
474
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,783
Why are you
all tied up?
475
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,537
Thank you,
chunky heap of fart wax.
476
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,664
(sighs)
477
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,293
First of all, I want
to apologize to Santi
478
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,588
for burning his beautiful
harpplaying hands.
479
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,840
You're just lucky
they're still beautiful.
480
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,720
Also, sorry for pretending
to be something I'm not.
481
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,014
I just felt insecure
because you all seemed
482
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,891
so much more in touch
with your culture than me.
483
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,059
But, the truth is
484
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,437
there's no right way
to embrace your culture.
485
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,148
I can put a Gabby
remix on a classic
486
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,776
with my PB&J arepas,
and Santi
487
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,862
can play beautiful joropo
on a South American harp.
488
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,030
That doesn't make either of us
489
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,114
any more or less
Latino than the other.
490
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,700
We all get to do
this our own way.
491
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,077
And honestly,
492
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,788
creeping on you guys
put me in touch
493
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,123
with a lot of stuff
I really did enjoy.
494
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,876
So, if you're cool with it,
495
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,504
I'd love to still be
a member of the club.
496
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:37,213
♪ ♪
497
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,009
Of course.
498
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,178
On one condition.
499
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,932
♪ ♪
500
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,683
You make us some of
those PB&J arepas?
501
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,686
(laughter, chatter)
502
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:02,029
(sighs) I'm sorry for giving
you such an insane gift.
503
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,865
It's just after that
awesome Martian sunset,
504
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,909
the candle I got you just...
505
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,953
it felt so
dumb and lame.
506
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,331
Wes, I love the candle
you got me.
507
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,250
I mean, you could smell
everything from the subway rats
508
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,251
to the pizza rats!
509
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,378
That's what I said! (laughs)
510
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,090
I know how much thought
you put into that candle,
511
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,092
and that means the world to me.
512
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,719
(kiss)
513
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,555
(both laugh)
514
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,392
Well, I should probably
get rid of the plant. (laughs)
515
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,646
It said yes!
516
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:38,691
♪ ♪
517
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,193
(sighing)
518
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,738
Wesley:
Next time on "Gabby Duranand the Unsittables"...
519
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,490
I got a boyfriend!
520
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,700
(laughing)
Gabby: Something'sup with this guy.
521
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,287
Okay, Doug, what are you hiding?
522
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,038
Hey!
523
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,540
(both scream)
524
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,668
♪ ♪
525
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,715
That's... a whole lotta Doug.
526
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,260
♪ ♪
527
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,037
Man:
Gorgeous.
528
00:23:33,087 --> 00:23:37,637
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