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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:45,791 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:54,416 --> 00:00:57,541 ("Everything" by Becky Hill playing) 3 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,750 ♪ Ha ♪ 4 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:01,708 ♪ You're in a daydream ♪ 5 00:01:01,791 --> 00:01:04,250 ♪ 'Cause you can see me through the crowd ♪ 6 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,875 ♪ You're an amazement ♪ 7 00:01:06,958 --> 00:01:10,000 ♪ You're trying to figure me out ♪ 8 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:12,291 ♪ I don't even notice ♪ 9 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:15,166 ♪ 'Cause I'm lost in my own world ♪ 10 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:17,500 -(alarm clock): ♪ Olé, olé ♪ -♪ So don't worry about me ♪ 11 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:20,500 -♪ Olé, o... ♪ -♪ There's nobody like me ♪ 12 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:22,666 ♪ You see that I-I-I ♪ 13 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:26,458 ♪ A-A-Am no-o cli-i-iché-é-é ♪ 14 00:01:26,541 --> 00:01:29,958 ♪ It-it's mo-o-ore tha-a-an you-ou think ♪ 15 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:32,666 ♪ You can't define me, I'm everything ♪ 16 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:38,041 ♪ Everything... ♪ 17 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:40,791 ♪ Give me the crown 'cause I'm queen and king ♪ 18 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:43,916 ♪ You can't define me, I'm everything ♪ 19 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,958 ♪ Everything... ♪ 20 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:51,666 ♪ Labels and names can never box me in ♪ 21 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,541 ♪ So if you're asking, I'm everything... ♪ 22 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:59,125 -Morning. -Hello, petal. 23 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:02,083 ♪ Making no fuss ♪ 24 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:05,125 ♪ I'm having fun just being me ♪ 25 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,333 -♪ Ain't that enough? ♪ -(thunder rumbling) 26 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:09,958 ♪ What you get is what you see ♪ 27 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:13,000 ♪ I'm one in a million ♪ 28 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:15,708 ♪ So unique amongst the world ♪ 29 00:02:15,791 --> 00:02:17,333 ♪ But we're in this together ♪ 30 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:21,166 -♪ For worse or for better ♪ -(dog barking) 31 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:22,875 ♪ You see that I-I-I ♪ 32 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:26,541 ♪ A-A-Am no-o cli-i-iché-é-é ♪ 33 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:30,416 ♪ It-it's mo-o-ore tha-a-an you-ou think ♪ 34 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,791 ♪ Well, I'm everything ♪ 35 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:38,250 -♪ Everything... ♪ -♪ Oh... ♪ 36 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:41,041 ♪ Give me the crown 'cause I'm queen and king ♪ 37 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:44,000 ♪ You can't define me, I'm everything ♪ 38 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:47,375 -♪ Everything... ♪ -♪ I'm everything... ♪ 39 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:50,166 -(whimpers) -Hi, Mum. 40 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:51,791 Happy birthday, Jamie! 41 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:52,958 -JAMIE: Yeah! -(whoops) 42 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:54,500 JAMIE: See you later. 43 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,791 ♪ You can't define me, I'm everything ♪ 44 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:10,666 ♪ Everything... ♪ 45 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:13,708 ♪ Give me the crown 'cause I'm queen and king ♪ 46 00:03:13,791 --> 00:03:16,958 ♪ You can't define me, I'm everything ♪ 47 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:21,833 ♪ Everything... ♪ 48 00:03:21,916 --> 00:03:24,500 ♪ Labels and names can never box me in ♪ 49 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,708 ♪ So if you're asking, I'm everything ♪ 50 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:29,375 ♪ Oh, I'm making my own way ♪ 51 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:32,208 ♪ All the possibilities ♪ 52 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:35,041 -♪ Today is a new day ♪ -(muttering) 53 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:37,041 ♪ It's not the way it used to be ♪ 54 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:40,375 -Aw. -♪ 'Cause we're taking over ♪ 55 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:43,125 ♪ We got the rainbow at our feet ♪ 56 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:44,583 ♪ 'Cause we're made of stardust ♪ 57 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:46,541 ♪ There's nobody like us ♪ 58 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:48,708 ♪ You can't define me, I'm everything ♪ 59 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:53,666 -♪ Everything... ♪ -♪ I'm everything ♪ 60 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:57,583 ♪ Oh-oh, labels and names can never box me in ♪ 61 00:03:57,666 --> 00:04:00,583 ♪ So if you're asking, I'm everything ♪ 62 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:02,291 HEDGE: Take those off when you go in. 63 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,625 -Those socks are not regulation. -MASOOD: Oh, morning, Jamie. 64 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:06,166 -Happy birthday. -Thanks, Mr. Masood. 65 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,166 Okay, you're welcome. Morning, everyone. 66 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,333 Come on, smile. It's not that bad. Morning. 67 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,958 -(students chattering) -HEDGE: As this is 68 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:14,875 your last ever careers lesson... 69 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:16,916 Year 11! 70 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,666 -Year 11, what did I just say? -BECCA: I don't know, miss. 71 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:22,041 I couldn't hear. It's really noisy in here. 72 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:24,125 Oi, Vicki, we still on for Friday or what? 73 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:25,500 -Becca. -VICKI: I need my brother, though, 74 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:27,750 -or we can't get ciggies. -Vicki! 75 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,333 -You having a party? Can I come? -GIRLS: No. 76 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:30,833 -LEVI: Can I come? Boom! -GIRLS: Yeah. 77 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:33,833 HEDGE: What? Cy, Bex, Becca, Vicki, Levi, 78 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:36,208 -all of you, quiet! -(chatter stops) 79 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:37,958 STUDENTS: Ooh! 80 00:04:38,041 --> 00:04:40,166 -(sighs) -Miss, a-are you stressed? 81 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,750 BEX: What have you got to be stressed about, miss? 82 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,666 Yeah, miss. What have you got to be stressed about? 83 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,583 -Are you getting stressed now? -Is this stressing you now? 84 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:48,125 -Are we stressing you? -Girls, don't push me. 85 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:51,166 I literally know where you live, and I will hunt you down. 86 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,833 -(laughter) -Now, shush. 87 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:55,750 As I was saying, this is your final careers lesson. 88 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:57,375 -(student whoops) -(laughter) 89 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:58,875 Mickey, sit down. 90 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:00,458 Pritti, you've been paying attention. 91 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,583 I want you to explain to the rest of the class 92 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:04,041 what I've been saying. 93 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,166 Miss is saying that you can't all be, like, 94 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,958 pop singers and movie stars 95 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:11,708 and that there's other jobs-- 96 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:13,666 like, just normal stuff and that-- 97 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,083 and they're kind of good, too. 98 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:18,083 HEDGE: So having realistic expectations 99 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,708 about your future career potential 100 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:24,208 is what is gonna help you get a real job. 101 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,041 Right, so... so what do you want to be, Pritti? 102 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,833 A doctor, miss. 103 00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:29,958 -(mocking): "A doctor, miss." -(students murmuring) 104 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:31,416 HEDGE: Settle down. Yes, Bex. 105 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,375 Miss, why does she get to be a doctor 106 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,291 and I have to work in a slaughterhouse? 107 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:37,208 What? 108 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,666 This careers brochure you gave me-- 109 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,625 -"Your Future in Meat." -(laughter) 110 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,750 I couldn't work in a slaughterhouse, miss. 111 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:44,250 I'm a vag-etarian. 112 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,041 -(laughter) -HEDGE: You're a... what? 113 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:49,083 You're a vag-etar... Nice. That's real nice. 114 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:50,125 (laughs) 115 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:51,958 Right, Denzel, Tyson, 116 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,666 what about you? 117 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,750 -BOTH: YouTubers. -Right. 118 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,750 And if that doesn't work out? 119 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,625 -BOTH: Jedis. -(laughter) 120 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:04,458 Right. Okay, does anyone in the entire class 121 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:07,791 have a realistic career plan, apart from Pritti? 122 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:09,250 Anyone. 123 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:10,541 Jamie. 124 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:13,666 -Jamie. -Oh, uh, me? 125 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,833 Sorry, miss. Away with the fairies. 126 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:17,250 -(high-pitched): Ooh! -GIRL: Shut up. 127 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,791 Yeah, yeah, gay kid. Ha-ha. 128 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:22,166 HEDGE: I was saying-- careers, 129 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,916 realism, your future. 130 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,416 Discuss. 131 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:29,208 What job do you want? 132 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:36,416 I don't know, miss. 133 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:40,291 The future's just alive with enticing opportunities. 134 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,666 -(scoffs) -HEDGE: Good. See? 135 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,833 That is a good attitude. 136 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:45,583 It's incredibly vague, but it's good. 137 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,083 I love those shoes. 138 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:48,666 What? 139 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,500 I said nice shoes, miss. 140 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:54,500 Oh. Thank you. They're, um... they're Jimmy Choos. 141 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:57,291 -(students murmur, laugh) -What? Come on. Class. 142 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:02,000 We have the results of your psychometric careers test here. 143 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:06,708 ♪ There's a clock on the wall, and it's moving too slow ♪ 144 00:07:06,791 --> 00:07:10,041 ♪ It's got hours to kill and a lifetime to go ♪ 145 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:15,083 ♪ And I'm holding my breath till I hear the last bell ♪ 146 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:19,833 ♪ Then I'm coming out hard and I'm giving 'em hell ♪ 147 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:21,666 ♪ I'm a superstar, and you don't even know it ♪ 148 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,916 ♪ In a WonderBra, and you don't even know it ♪ 149 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,333 ♪ You're so blah blah, and you don't even know it ♪ 150 00:07:26,416 --> 00:07:28,708 ♪ I'm like, "Au revoir," and you don't even know it ♪ 151 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:30,541 -♪ There's a path I've planned ♪ -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 152 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,666 -♪ To the promised land ♪ -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 153 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,291 -♪ You won't understand ♪ -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 154 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,291 ♪ 'Cause you're my backing band ♪ 155 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:38,291 -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ -♪ And it's the Jamie show ♪ 156 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,208 -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ -♪ 'Cause you're meh, so-so ♪ 157 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,250 -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ -♪ And, uh, sorta slow ♪ 158 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:43,500 ♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 159 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:44,791 ♪ And I'm go, go, go ♪ 160 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:45,875 ♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 161 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:47,416 ♪ I got the dreams ♪ 162 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,666 ♪ I got the style ♪ 163 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,500 ♪ I got the moves to make you smile ♪ 164 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,458 ♪ So kiss my ass goodbye ♪ 165 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:54,833 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be the one ♪ 166 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:57,250 ♪ You're in my lane, you're in my light ♪ 167 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,750 ♪ Get out my way, I'm taking flight ♪ 168 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,000 ♪ And I ain't coming back ♪ 169 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:04,250 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna kiss the sun ♪ 170 00:08:05,666 --> 00:08:09,541 ♪ And if ever you find life is getting you down ♪ 171 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:13,541 ♪ There's a party to start in a new part of town ♪ 172 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:15,375 ♪ Where there's a guest list of one ♪ 173 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:17,750 ♪ And the name's Jamie New ♪ 174 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:21,833 ♪ And if you ask me real nice, I might sign you in, too ♪ 175 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:23,416 ♪ 'Cause, baby, I'm a hit ♪ 176 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,041 ♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 177 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,125 -♪ Legit ♪ -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 178 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,333 -♪ Better give me room ♪ -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 179 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:31,666 -♪ For my va-va-voom ♪ -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 180 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:34,291 -♪ And I'm coming up ♪ -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 181 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:35,916 -♪ In a double-D cup ♪ -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 182 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,875 ♪ 'Cause when a boy's this stacked ♪ 183 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:39,666 -♪ And you don't even know it ♪ -♪ He's the headline act ♪ 184 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,041 ♪ And you don't even know it ♪ 185 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:43,416 ♪ ♪ 186 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,750 (cheering) 187 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,458 CROWD (chanting): Go, Jamie! Go, Jamie! 188 00:08:59,541 --> 00:09:01,750 It's your birthday! It's your birthday! 189 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,500 Go, Jamie! Go, Jamie! 190 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,666 Go, Jamie! Go, Jamie! Go! 191 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,958 ♪ I got the dreams, I got the style ♪ 192 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:10,916 ♪ I got the moves to make you smile ♪ 193 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,541 ♪ So kiss my ass goodbye ♪ 194 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,208 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be the one ♪ 195 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,333 ♪ And when you're old, like 32 ♪ 196 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,750 ♪ You'll all remember Jamie New ♪ 197 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:22,000 ♪ The kid who learned to fly ♪ 198 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:25,041 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna kiss the sun ♪ 199 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:28,000 -♪ Oh, baby, I'm the shit ♪ -♪ We don't even know it ♪ 200 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:30,125 -♪ So admit ♪ -♪ We don't even know it ♪ 201 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,875 -♪ I'm a hit ♪ -♪ She don't even know it ♪ 202 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,958 -♪ Just a bit ♪ -♪ He don't even know it ♪ 203 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,208 -♪ And I'm smoking hot ♪ -♪ We don't even know it ♪ 204 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:38,583 -♪ 'Cause I got the lot ♪ -♪ She don't even know it ♪ 205 00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:41,166 -♪ And yeah, what I got ♪ -♪ She don't even know it ♪ 206 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:42,875 ♪ Yeah, you have not ♪ 207 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,750 ♪ We don't even know it ♪ 208 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,416 -♪ You don't even know it ♪ -♪ We don't even know it ♪ 209 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,291 ♪ You don't even know it ♪ 210 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,458 -♪ She don't even know it ♪ -♪ She don't even know it ♪ 211 00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:52,333 -♪ He don't even know it ♪ -♪ He don't even know it ♪ 212 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:54,208 -♪ We don't even know it ♪ -♪ You don't even know it ♪ 213 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:56,500 -♪ She don't even know it ♪ -♪ You don't even know it ♪ 214 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,583 ♪ We don't even know it ♪ 215 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,083 ♪ And you don't even know it. ♪ 216 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,833 What was that, Jamie? 217 00:10:01,916 --> 00:10:03,541 Uh, nothing, miss. 218 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:04,958 Just daydreaming. 219 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:06,625 DEAN: He's away with them fairies again, miss. 220 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:08,958 Bumming 'em over a toadstool. 221 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,458 HEDGE: Dean. 222 00:10:10,541 --> 00:10:12,583 I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. 223 00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:16,416 So, Jamie, you never answered the question. 224 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,333 What do you want to be, love? 225 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,083 Uh... 226 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:23,750 -a performer. -(Hedge scoffs) 227 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:27,166 For a minute there, I had such high hopes for you. 228 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,708 Well, you can just join the queue 229 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:31,083 with all the movie stars and the footballers 230 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:33,500 and Sheffield's Next Top Model. 231 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:36,708 I keep telling you all over and over, 232 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:38,750 you got to keep it real. 233 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,791 I wish I could tell you that you're all gonna 234 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:44,166 achieve your dreams, but I'd be lying, 235 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,291 and that would be wrong. 236 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,166 That'd be cruel. 237 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,458 -Ta-ra, Gill. -Ta-ra, love. 238 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,458 Hi, Ray. 239 00:10:58,541 --> 00:11:00,208 Oh, hiya. 240 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:01,750 (Margaret sighs) 241 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,375 You were busy today. 242 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,916 Oh, I know. 243 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,125 Them senior citizens are like locusts. 244 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,541 Here. 245 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,083 -The cake for Jamie's party. -Oh. 246 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,916 Balloons are in me new car. 247 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,125 Which one's your new... Oh, yeah, got it. 248 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,166 -Those are nice wheels. -Mm. 249 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,916 I had a fling with Sexy Stan, the secondhand car man. 250 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,250 -(alarm chirps) -Did me a dirty discount. 251 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,000 -(chuckles) -You lucky pup. 252 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,708 It's got heated seats. 253 00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:28,625 They don't work, but it's got 'em. 254 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,708 Hey, Jamie texted Wayne. 255 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,083 Said he's coming. 256 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:36,041 -Oh, Ray, not today. -(sighs) 257 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,000 I said nothing. 258 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:39,708 I love Jamie's dad. 259 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:41,625 Ooh. (grunts) 260 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,250 Careful. 261 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,583 (balloons squeaking) 262 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,083 (straining) 263 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,708 -(balloon pops) -(gasps) 264 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,375 (kids chattering playfully) 265 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:53,291 PRITTI: I hope it goes well tonight. 266 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,541 How do you mean? 267 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,250 Oh, with your dad coming round. 268 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:58,041 When was the last time you saw him? 269 00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,875 Oh, not that long ago. 270 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,583 Uh, you can come, too, if you want. 271 00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:03,083 There's cake. 272 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,916 The icing's pink, so it's probably halal. 273 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,916 -I've got to babysit, or I would. -(knocking on window) 274 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,875 -Anyways... -Hiya. 275 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,250 (chuckles) Good luck. 276 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,916 He's me dad. We have met before. 277 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,750 I know. Shut up. 278 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,458 Happy birthday. Hey, 16-- you're getting old. 279 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:18,500 -What's that? -You're getting old! 280 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,250 -(laughs) -PRITTI: Hey, Dad. 281 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,458 Hey, Pritti. Have a good day at school? 282 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,458 (conversation continues indistinctly) 283 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:26,541 ♪ ♪ 284 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,625 RAY: So... 285 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:35,625 how was your singles night? 286 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,625 Oh, that. 287 00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,125 Couldn't make it. 288 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,958 Oh, Margaret. 289 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,375 Get yourself out there. 290 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,458 You don't know what you're missing. 291 00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:47,416 Trust me, I do. 292 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,041 Besides, it's been double shifts all week 293 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:50,625 paying for his birthday. 294 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,166 Plus that prom coming up. 295 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,416 He'll need a tux, and knowing our Jamie, 296 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,458 it won't just be any tux. 297 00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:58,500 (cell phone ringing) 298 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,291 (sighs) 299 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,250 Who's that? 300 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,375 "Can't make it. Sorry." 301 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,916 Is that it? 302 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,250 Chuffing useless father. 303 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,625 Oh, Mags, where you going? 304 00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:19,625 ♪ ♪ 305 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:34,291 Ray! 306 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,875 Action stations! 307 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,375 (noisemakers blaring) 308 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,250 BOTH: Surprise! 309 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,083 OMG. Is this all for me? 310 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,458 -(pops) -Oh! (chuckles) 311 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,791 -(chuckling): Oh, look at it. -Yeah. 312 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,916 It's all glittery plastic. Oh, my God, I love it. 313 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,833 Happy birthday, love. 314 00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,291 Thanks, Mum. 315 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,708 Hiya, Ray. 316 00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:03,291 And another kiss from me, petal. Mwah. 317 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,916 So, how was school? 318 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,333 Mortifying. 319 00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:08,625 -I'm gonna be a shelf stacker. -Oh. 320 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:10,916 Where's Dad? 321 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,541 Didn't you get his text? 322 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,333 He had to go out of town. Work emergency. 323 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,041 Oh. Well, never mind. 324 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,041 He's not forgotten you. 325 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,125 He popped into work, left you this. 326 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,041 Oh, ace. Thanks. 327 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,750 "Have a full-throttle birthday. 328 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,000 Love, Dad." 329 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,000 Oh, and a picture of a racing car. 330 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,541 He knows me so well. 331 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:33,708 50 quid, though. Thanks, Dad. You're a star. 332 00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:35,083 (chuckles): Oh. Anyway... 333 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,791 It must run in the family. 334 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,750 'Cause you'll be my star wearing these. 335 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:42,833 ♪ ♪ 336 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,083 Happy birthday, love. 337 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,000 You didn't. 338 00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:54,083 Oh, you didn't. 339 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,000 You did. 340 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,416 -These are the ones. -MARGARET: I know. 341 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,083 -The ones I've been saving up for. -I know. 342 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,333 They're 120 quid-- 120. Where'd you get money like that? 343 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:05,916 I got it. Don't you worry. 344 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,166 Let's just say she went without. 345 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,708 JAMIE: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 346 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,833 Oh, me first ever heels. 347 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,291 Oh, they're amazing. 348 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:13,916 MARGARET: Woman in the shop said to me, 349 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,958 "Ooh, your daughter's got big feet." 350 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,541 I said, "They're not for me daughter. 351 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,166 -They're for me son." -(Jamie chuckles) 352 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,000 Should've seen the look on her face. 353 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,666 (all chuckling) 354 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,708 -(all exclaim, gasp) -It's all right. 355 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,125 -She's down, but she's not out. -(Margaret chuckles) 356 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,166 Mm... ay, Chihuahua. 357 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,250 ♪ ♪ 358 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,250 MARGARET: Do you remember the first time 359 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,250 you tried my shoes on, Jamie? 360 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,791 He fell downstairs in them, nearly broke his nose. 361 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,875 I told his dad he got hit in the face with a rugby ball. 362 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,250 He was so proud. 363 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,250 (sighs) 364 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,291 Jamie? 365 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,333 It's just... 366 00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:57,791 Well, it's a shame Dad ain't here. 367 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,375 Well, why don't you have a little walk in 'em? 368 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:02,750 Take 'em for a spin. 369 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,291 Yeah, you do that while we light cake. 370 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,791 Shit. Bollocks. You didn't hear me say that. 371 00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:11,791 ♪ ♪ 372 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:24,166 ♪ It was something he said ♪ 373 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,875 ♪ Something he said ♪ 374 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:27,875 ♪ His words built a wall ♪ 375 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,000 ♪ A wall inside my head ♪ 376 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,916 ♪ Just one little thing ♪ 377 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,583 ♪ Didn't mean that much to him ♪ 378 00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:35,791 ♪ But it keeps building and building ♪ 379 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,583 ♪ And building this wall in my head ♪ 380 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:44,125 ♪ This wall in my head ♪ 381 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,083 (kids shouting playfully) 382 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,041 ♪ Just one tiny thought, it started out so small ♪ 383 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,541 ♪ The thought made a brick ♪ 384 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,708 -♪ The bricks made a wall ♪ -(cheering) 385 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:55,833 ♪ And the wall keeps me down ♪ 386 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,500 ♪ And the wall trips me up ♪ 387 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,750 ♪ And it keeps building and building and building ♪ 388 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,583 ♪ This wall in my head ♪ 389 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,375 ♪ This wall in my head ♪ 390 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,583 (jovial chatter) 391 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:13,208 ♪ And here I stand ♪ 392 00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:17,625 ♪ With my feet stuck to the floor ♪ 393 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,125 ♪ As I shout ♪ 394 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,958 ♪ Down the street screaming for more ♪ 395 00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:28,583 ♪ Over the wall, over the wall ♪ 396 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:32,375 ♪ I see my future standing tall ♪ 397 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:36,666 ♪ Over the wall, over the wall ♪ 398 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:40,458 ♪ I can believe I'd have it all ♪ 399 00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:44,333 ♪ So I keep climbing and climbing and climbing ♪ 400 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:48,125 ♪ This wall in my head, head, head ♪ 401 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:51,458 ♪ This wall in my head ♪ 402 00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:55,875 ♪ This wall in my head ♪ 403 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,875 ♪ It was something he said, just one little thing ♪ 404 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,041 ♪ The thought left a scar ♪ 405 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,500 ♪ The words left a sting ♪ 406 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,583 ♪ Those words are the walls that still hold me in ♪ 407 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:11,041 ♪ And they keep building and building ♪ 408 00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,375 ♪ And building and building and ♪ 409 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,958 ♪ Don't fall ♪ 410 00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,125 ♪ I'm finding my feet ♪ 411 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:21,291 ♪ There's shoes to be filled ♪ 412 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,833 ♪ But this wall ♪ 413 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:25,833 ♪ It's harder to beat ♪ 414 00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:30,458 ♪ When it's one you helped build ♪ 415 00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:33,791 ♪ Over the wall, over the wall ♪ 416 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:37,750 ♪ I see my future standing tall ♪ 417 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:41,625 ♪ Over the wall, over the wall ♪ 418 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:45,916 ♪ I can believe I'd have it all ♪ 419 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,791 ♪ So I keep climbing and climbing and climbing ♪ 420 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:53,791 ♪ This wall in my head, head, head ♪ 421 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:57,708 ♪ I'll keep on climbing and climbing and climbing ♪ 422 00:18:57,791 --> 00:19:01,750 ♪ This wall in my head, head, head ♪ 423 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:05,750 ♪ Oh, I'll keep climbing and climbing and climbing ♪ 424 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,708 ♪ And climbing and climbing and climbing ♪ 425 00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:11,375 ♪ And climbing and climbing ♪ 426 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:15,291 ♪ And hand over hand over hand over brick over hand ♪ 427 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:19,833 ♪ Over brick over hand over brick over ♪ 428 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:23,500 ♪ Climbing, climbing ♪ 429 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:29,333 ♪ Climbing and climbing this wall in my head ♪ 430 00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:33,916 ♪ This wall in my head ♪ 431 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:40,958 ♪ This wall in my head. ♪ 432 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,583 Here. Blow 'em out quick. 433 00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,708 Wax is burning me thumbs to buggery. 434 00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,416 Make a wish, son. 435 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,750 -Laters. -GIRLS: Bye. 436 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,833 (students laughing) 437 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,166 (excited overlapping chatter) 438 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,166 (overlapping chatter continues in distance) 439 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,000 Come in quick and shut the door. 440 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,250 I've got summat to show you. 441 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,250 Show me what? 442 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,375 Shut the door. 443 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,500 But what if other people want to revise? 444 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,375 No, good point. 445 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,458 Okay, first of all 446 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,916 you've got to swear not to tell anyone. 447 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,708 -Tell anyone what? -Swear first, 448 00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:37,833 then I'll tell you. 449 00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:39,208 All right, I swear. 450 00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:40,958 I'm gonna need more than that. 451 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,708 I swear on maths. 452 00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:45,833 Right. 453 00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:48,375 Done, sit down. 454 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,375 (quietly): Okay, okay, okay. 455 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,583 Close your eyes. 456 00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:53,875 Is it gross? 457 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,833 I don't want to see it if it's got willies. 458 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,291 And... 459 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,125 open them. 460 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,833 Oh, my days. 461 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:09,833 Oh, they're so glamorous. 462 00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,458 Who are they for? 463 00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:12,791 Me. 464 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:14,833 You? 465 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,208 Do you mean to wear? 466 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,458 Yeah. 467 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,541 On your feet? 468 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,083 Uh, no, Pritti, I'm gonna pierce me nipples 469 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,083 and swing 'em round me tits. 470 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,916 Yeah, on me feet. 471 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,500 Jamie, are you saying, you... 472 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,333 All right, what are you saying? 473 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,291 You remember, right, when we were little, 474 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:37,541 and we used to play dress-up 475 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:40,375 and I'd always be pre-breakdown Britney? 476 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,750 Well... 477 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,875 for me... 478 00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:47,041 that's a game I don't want to stop playing. 479 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,083 Dressing up as a woman? 480 00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:51,583 Yeah. 481 00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:53,375 Do you want to be a woman? 482 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,208 Uh, no. I want to be a boy. 483 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:58,000 Who sometimes wants to be a girl. 484 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:00,666 Is it... sexual? 485 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,541 No. It's fun. 486 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,291 It's wonderful. 487 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,208 I want to be a drag queen. 488 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:09,750 You can do that, you know. 489 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:12,083 Get instafamous, make some money. 490 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,083 Just not on Parsons Cross. 491 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,625 Why can't you do it on Parsons Cross? 492 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,916 Oh, 'cause this is Sheffield, not San Francisco. 493 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,125 I'm Jamie New not Bianca Del Rio. 494 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,500 So... 495 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,000 What do you think? 496 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,166 I think... 497 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,208 You think I'm a freak. 498 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:36,541 No, it's not... 499 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:38,541 Not a freak. I just... 500 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,166 I do think it's weird. Yeah. 501 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,375 -Chips with that? -Uh, no, thanks. 502 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:43,916 I'm watching me waist. 503 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,875 But I guess that's the point, in't it? 504 00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,791 Everyone thinks I'm weird, too. 505 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,166 I'm a Muslim girl with a Hindu first name. 506 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,000 I mean, thanks, Mum. 507 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,125 The looks they used to gimme at mosque. 508 00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,875 Yeah, Pritti. Me, being a drag queen, 509 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,708 in Sheffield, is exactly like that. 510 00:22:56,791 --> 00:22:58,666 I'm just saying, that's us, in't it, 511 00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,000 weirdos together? 512 00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:02,041 I don't fit in 'cause I want to be a doctor. 513 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:04,125 You don't fit in 'cause you want to dress up. 514 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,375 High achiever. 515 00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:06,625 High heels. 516 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,875 -(laughs softly) -So we're still friends, yeah? 517 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,291 Bezzy friends, #4eva. 518 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:12,625 Oh, thank God. 519 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,333 I mean, Allah, or whatever. 520 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,041 Well, well, well. 521 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:18,250 If it isn't Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Bummer. 522 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,875 -I got a joke for you, Jamie. -(sighs) 523 00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,791 -What's gay and says ow? -I don't know. 524 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,500 Ow! Get lost, Dean. 525 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,833 I've got better things to do. 526 00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,750 Oh. And what about you? 527 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,416 You got better things to do, 528 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:32,500 you fat sweaty, swotty, spotty, speccy, piggy virgin? 529 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:33,791 Don't you dare call her that. 530 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,000 Why? It's what she is. 531 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,083 Just like you're a gay, gay, gay, gay, 532 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,125 gay, gay, gay, gay... 533 00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,625 ...gay boy. 534 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,708 Yeah, Dean, I'm gay. 535 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:48,000 I am gay. 536 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,500 So if I call me gay, 537 00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:53,666 then being called gay in't an insult, is it? 538 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:55,958 'Cause I am bent, 539 00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:57,625 and I am queer, 540 00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,250 and I am a faggot batty bum boy, 541 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,250 you tragic meathead, micro-dick scrounger, 542 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:03,375 povvo, waste of space 543 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:05,583 wanker. 544 00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:07,416 -I ain't got a small dick. -(boys laughing) 545 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,083 That's not what Becca says. 546 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:14,833 Stuff you, Jamie New. 547 00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:17,958 Oh, my days, look at you. 548 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,125 -(sighs) -You're amazing. 549 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,333 You're fearless. 550 00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:22,083 You're Emmeline Pankhurst. 551 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,791 Who's she? 552 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:25,833 Oh, she were like Beyoncé back in't day. 553 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,166 -Shut up. -(bell rings) 554 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,291 Oh, double maths. 555 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,541 -Kill me now. -Jamie, wait a minute. 556 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:34,166 -Why? -Just wait. 557 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:42,041 Wear these to prom. 558 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,250 What? 559 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,750 If you want to be a drag queen, 560 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,500 be a drag queen. 561 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:50,625 Why not come out as a drag queen at prom? 562 00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:52,208 -I can't. -Jamie, 563 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:56,875 stop waiting for permission to be you. 564 00:24:56,958 --> 00:25:01,208 ♪ 'Cause the party's just starting ♪ 565 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,875 ♪ And you don't want to miss it ♪ 566 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:09,000 ♪ The party's just starting ♪ 567 00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:12,833 ♪ Almost so close you can kiss it ♪ 568 00:25:13,916 --> 00:25:17,125 ♪ Don't wait for tomorrow ♪ 569 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:20,291 ♪ Be happy today ♪ 570 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:26,416 ♪ And all of those stupid people ♪ 571 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,500 ♪ Who cares what they say? ♪ 572 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:32,750 ♪ I know it's not easy ♪ 573 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:36,333 ♪ But I know you're strong ♪ 574 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:40,916 ♪ And I know that somewhere ♪ 575 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,416 ♪ They're playing your song ♪ 576 00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:48,958 ♪ Out of the darkness ♪ 577 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:52,583 ♪ Into the spotlight ♪ 578 00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:55,416 ♪ Everyone's waiting ♪ 579 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,458 ♪ Jamie ♪ 580 00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:59,916 ♪ In a place where you belong ♪ 581 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,791 ♪ 'Cause somewhere's a party ♪ 582 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:07,458 ♪ That can't start without you ♪ 583 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,333 ♪ Somewhere the DJ ♪ 584 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,750 -♪ Is playing your song ♪ -♪ When the curtain's going up ♪ 585 00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:18,958 ♪ All eyes on you ♪ 586 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:20,708 ♪ When the lights are going down ♪ 587 00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:22,541 ♪ All eyes on you ♪ 588 00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:24,541 ♪ When the crowds are showing up ♪ 589 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,416 ♪ All eyes on you ♪ 590 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,250 ♪ 'Cause tonight's a-going down ♪ 591 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,791 ♪ All eyes on you ♪ 592 00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:32,875 ♪ Hey, can you hear them? ♪ 593 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:36,583 ♪ That's your audience waiting ♪ 594 00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:39,875 ♪ There'll be queues round the theatre ♪ 595 00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:41,791 -♪ All eyes on you ♪ -♪ For all the shows ♪ 596 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:43,875 -♪ You're creating ♪ -♪ 'Cause tonight's a-going down ♪ 597 00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:45,750 -♪ All eyes on you ♪ -♪ And maybe there'll be ♪ 598 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:47,583 ♪ Curtains ♪ 599 00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:51,416 -♪ All eyes on you ♪ -♪ Hung in velvet maroon? ♪ 600 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,875 -♪ All eyes on you ♪ -♪ And maybe there'll be ice cream ♪ 601 00:26:54,958 --> 00:27:00,041 ♪ In a tiny tub, with a built-in spoon ♪ 602 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:03,791 ♪ Out of the darkness ♪ 603 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:07,041 ♪ Into the spotlight ♪ 604 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,458 ♪ All eyes on you ♪ 605 00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:12,291 ♪ Everyone's waiting, Jamie ♪ 606 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:15,125 ♪ 'Cause that's where you belong ♪ 607 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:19,750 ♪ And somewhere's a party ♪ 608 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:22,250 ♪ That can't start without you ♪ 609 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,250 ♪ All eyes on you ♪ 610 00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:27,166 ♪ Somewhere the DJ ♪ 611 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:32,416 ♪ Is playing your song ♪ 612 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,625 ♪ When the curtain's going up ♪ 613 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,833 ♪ When the lights are going down ♪ 614 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:40,250 ♪ Playing your song ♪ 615 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,125 ♪ When the crowds are showing up ♪ 616 00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:48,041 ♪ 'Cause the party's just starting. ♪ 617 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:51,250 -(music fades) -Jamie, you're unstoppable. 618 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,916 I am. 619 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,250 And I'm coming out as a drag queen at prom. 620 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:57,333 -♪ ♪ -'Cause sometimes, Pritti Pasha, 621 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:59,250 you've gotta grab life by the balls. 622 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,541 You take those balls, 623 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:01,916 you tuck 'em between your legs 624 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,041 and you put your best chuffing frock on. 625 00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:08,375 ♪ Out of the darkness ♪ 626 00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:12,458 ♪ Into the spotlight ♪ 627 00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:15,500 ♪ A teenage sensation ♪ 628 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:17,250 ♪ Is coming ♪ 629 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:20,458 ♪ The new star of the show ♪ 630 00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:24,125 ♪ Give me the encore ♪ 631 00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:30,083 ♪ The standing ovation ♪ 632 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,875 ♪ Then watch me ♪ 633 00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:36,291 ♪ Go... ♪ 634 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:37,291 (music stops) 635 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:38,666 Jamie New: 636 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,875 The boy so nice, he came out twice. 637 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,791 -(laughs) -(song ends) 638 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:53,208 (engine stops) 639 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,291 WOMAN: What is she doing here? 640 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,458 I need a word. 641 00:28:58,541 --> 00:28:59,958 (man sighs) 642 00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,958 I'll be inside. 643 00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:19,250 You know, sometimes... 644 00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:23,833 ...I think I might just be the stupidest woman alive. 645 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:25,750 You see... 646 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:28,666 I allow meself to believe these ridiculous things, 647 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:31,791 like that maybe, 648 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:33,666 this time, 649 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:36,958 on his 16th birthday, 650 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:39,791 you might actually show up. 651 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:44,416 And not even a text to him to say you're sorry. 652 00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:47,375 I'm sick of covering for you. 653 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:48,708 So don't do it. 654 00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:50,041 What, and tell him the truth, 655 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,458 that his own dad doesn't want to see him? 656 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:54,500 Happy birthday, Jamie. Surprise. 657 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,583 It's not as if we've got anything in common. 658 00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:58,000 He's... 659 00:29:58,083 --> 00:29:59,666 He's... (sighs) 660 00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:01,125 Well, you know what he's like. 661 00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:02,416 I do. 662 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,625 And I love him for it. 663 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:07,458 Oh, don't you just. 664 00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:09,541 It was always the two of you, wasn't it? 665 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,750 Your little jokes, your little club. 666 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:15,791 And me as shit daddy on the sidelines. 667 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:17,041 Yeah, well, you are a shit dad. 668 00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:20,083 That's 'cause that's the part you gave me. 669 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,125 Oh. 670 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:28,916 He don't wanna do any of the things I wanna do. 671 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,875 What is so wrong with a boy wanting to do boy's things, eh? 672 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,250 (sighs) 673 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:39,083 It's not fair. 674 00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:43,541 We tried and tried for that baby for so long... 675 00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:46,458 and you were the only one who got the kid you wanted. 676 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,333 WOMAN: Are you coming in or what? 677 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:50,958 He'll not be a minute, Cheryl. 678 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,375 We're just reminiscing about our love life. 679 00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:58,708 What'd you have to say that for? 680 00:31:00,916 --> 00:31:03,333 I'll not hear the last of it now. 681 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:05,000 Well, I've gotta hand it to her. 682 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:08,458 I could never whip you into shape like that. 683 00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:11,416 She's even driving you around in your brand-new car. 684 00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:15,083 You're literally in the passenger seat. 685 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:20,000 You think you know it all, don't you? 686 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,958 Well, I'll tell you something you don't know: 687 00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:27,291 Cheryl's pregnant. 688 00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,833 We're having a boy. 689 00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:31,291 Jamie's 16. 690 00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:32,708 I've done my duty. 691 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,541 He don't need me anymore. 692 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:38,208 Tell him the truth 693 00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:41,458 and then, for Christ's sake, move on. 694 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:44,250 (scoffs) 695 00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:47,125 ♪ ♪ 696 00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:53,708 ♪ ♪ 697 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,541 Here. 698 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:09,083 It's a different brand of tea. 699 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:12,500 Tell me if it tastes funny only it were 20p off. 700 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,125 (slurps) 701 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:16,041 No, it-it's lovely. 702 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:18,000 Are you revising? 703 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:20,291 Sort of. 704 00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:21,666 I'm trying to find a dress 705 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,625 -to go with me shoes. -Oh, ey? Let me see. 706 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:26,000 No. I haven't found the right one yet. 707 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:28,833 Oh, all right, then, I'll leave you in peace. 708 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,750 -M-Mum? -Mm-hmm? 709 00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:35,041 I've not heard from Dad since he missed me birthday. 710 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:37,166 ♪ ♪ 711 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,833 Oh, don't blame him, love. 712 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:40,833 It's that Cheryl. 713 00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:43,500 She runs him ragged. 714 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,583 (laughs softly) 715 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:52,750 ♪ ♪ 716 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:02,583 Ta-da. 717 00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,833 Wow. 718 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,875 This is it. Good luck, Jamie. 719 00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:09,125 You're not coming in with me? 720 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:11,083 Some doors, Jamie, 721 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:13,125 you have to walk through on your own. 722 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,541 (door chime playing) 723 00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:30,083 (mouths) 724 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:33,875 Come in if you're coming in. 725 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:38,000 Don't just linger like an old nun's fart. 726 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:43,375 Welcome to my world of wonder, 727 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:46,166 drag couturier to the stars. 728 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,750 Is this the Hose of Loco? 729 00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,125 House of Loco. 730 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:50,708 House. 731 00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:52,291 Oh, don't tell me. 732 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,666 That ruddy "U" has dropped off again. 733 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,166 I'll have a rummage in my cupboard, 734 00:33:56,250 --> 00:34:00,166 and see if I can rustle up an upside down "N." 735 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:04,000 Originally I was going to call it "The Tuck Shop." 736 00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:07,333 Think about it. 737 00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:09,791 And what's your name? 738 00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:11,791 Jamie. 739 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,625 Can I try one of these on? 740 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,041 Knock tha' self out, lad. 741 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,875 Tha tears it, tha wears it. 742 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,291 So, what's it for? 743 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:19,708 Fancy dress party? 744 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,375 Let me guess-- Rocky Horror? 745 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:22,708 No. 746 00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:24,333 It's for me to wear. 747 00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:26,250 It's not a costume. 748 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:32,708 I want to be a drag queen. 749 00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:34,000 Hmm? 750 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:36,208 How old are you, Jamie? 751 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:37,583 16. Just. 752 00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:39,625 Sixteen? 753 00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:43,416 Oh, they're getting younger and younger. 754 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,750 Whilst I just curl up here in an ossifying ball 755 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:48,916 growing ever more fabulous. 756 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,625 So, does she have a name? 757 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,583 Does who have a name? 758 00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:57,083 Does your drag queen have a name? 759 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,583 Well, I've thought, a bit, you know, 760 00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,333 -brainstormed and that, but... -Out with it. 761 00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:01,833 Come on. 762 00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:03,625 You'll never know if you don't say. 763 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,416 What is it? 764 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,000 Sandra Banana. 765 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:08,791 -(weakly): "Sandra Banana." -Oh, I know. 766 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,916 -Sandra Banana? -I know. 767 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,750 You'll have to do better than Sandra Banana. 768 00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:13,750 Your name's your brand. 769 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,458 Take it seriously. 770 00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:19,541 I mean, who's ever heard of Archibald Leach? 771 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,416 Who's Archibald Leach? 772 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,083 That's only Cary Grant's real name. 773 00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:25,291 (chuckles) 774 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,541 Who's Cary Grant? 775 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,333 Oh, bloody hell. 776 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:29,958 Come here, come here, come here. 777 00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:31,708 Now listen, listen. 778 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:34,916 You need to create a persona. 779 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,500 Look at her. 780 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:38,666 Look at everything she is. 781 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:41,208 A goddess made flesh. 782 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:45,000 "The Warrior Queen in the Blood Red Dress. 783 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:47,458 Miss Loco Chanelle." 784 00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:49,958 Warrior? 785 00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:51,875 You can't just be a boy in a dress, Jamie. 786 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:53,708 A boy in a dress is something to be laughed at. 787 00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:57,000 A drag queen is something to be feared. 788 00:35:57,083 --> 00:35:59,375 Oh, you won't believe the power it gives you, 789 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,958 putting on that wig, 790 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,625 slipping on them heels. 791 00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:06,333 You'll hold the audience in the palm of your hand. 792 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:09,333 Folks love a drag queen, but folks are terrified of 'em. 793 00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:11,791 But I don't want to make people scared of me. 794 00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:14,166 Shoot first, or they'll shoot you down. First rule of drag. 795 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:18,041 So why... 796 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:20,125 why do you want to be a drag queen? 797 00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:22,291 I dunno, I just do. 798 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,583 You just do. 799 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:25,625 Oh, that's some inspiring stuff there. 800 00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:27,250 Put that on a fridge magnet, why don't you? 801 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,375 Bloody hell. 802 00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:33,125 Because I can't really ever imagine doing anything else. 803 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:36,416 Because it's all I dream of. 804 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:39,166 It's all I live for 805 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,583 and when I close me eyes, it's all I can see. 806 00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:45,166 I don't want to be a drag queen. 807 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:48,166 I have to be one. 808 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,250 Bingo, poppet! 809 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:55,333 Which is why 810 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:57,291 I'm going to me school prom in drag. 811 00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:59,500 Chuffing hellfire. 812 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:04,125 You don't ask much of yourself, do you, kiddo? 813 00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:05,541 What if the other lads turn on you? 814 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,583 -Have you thought of that? -So... 815 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:09,958 ...you don't think I should go? 816 00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:11,333 Oh, no, you have to go, 817 00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:13,375 in honor of all your fallen comrades 818 00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:14,708 what have come before you. 819 00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:16,583 How far away's your prom? 820 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:19,333 -Six weeks. -Six weeks? 821 00:37:19,416 --> 00:37:22,208 All right, well, that's tough 822 00:37:22,291 --> 00:37:25,083 but not impossible. 823 00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:28,125 Oh, kids today. 824 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:29,583 Well, luckily, Jamie, 825 00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:33,458 you just found yourself a mentor. 826 00:37:33,541 --> 00:37:35,541 Wait. 827 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,458 Are you a drag queen? 828 00:37:39,541 --> 00:37:43,458 I was, once, Miss Loco Chanelle. 829 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:46,500 -No way. No. -Oh, yes, yes, yes. 830 00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:48,083 In daylight hours, 831 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,875 I was the ever so humble Hugo Battersby, 832 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,250 but at night... 833 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,791 and at the right price... 834 00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,458 Look at you. 835 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:04,041 Look at how you move. 836 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:08,000 It must've been amazing. 837 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:11,833 ♪ Let me tell you how it used to go ♪ 838 00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:15,500 ♪ Freddie playing on the radio ♪ 839 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:18,291 ♪ The Iron Lady couldn't stop the show ♪ 840 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:23,125 ♪ We felt like we could fly ♪ 841 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:27,541 ♪ Poison patter and a barbed remark ♪ 842 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:31,166 ♪ Bette Davis doing Joan of Arc ♪ (kisses) 843 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:34,041 ♪ Dirty glamour dancing in the dark ♪ 844 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:37,916 ♪ On days that wouldn't die ♪ 845 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,875 ♪ When we felt like we could fly ♪ 846 00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:43,625 Don't be like that. I love you... 847 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:47,041 HUGO: ♪ It was real love ♪ 848 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:50,833 ♪ Look around and feel love ♪ 849 00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:52,500 ♪ Tearing up the floor ♪ 850 00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:54,583 ♪ Something we loved more ♪ 851 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,458 ♪ More than life ♪ 852 00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:00,958 ♪ This was me ♪ 853 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:04,500 ♪ We were children in the night ♪ 854 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:08,291 ♪ Every star burned twice as bright ♪ 855 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:12,083 ♪ We were tough and we could fight ♪ 856 00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:14,125 ♪ We held the line ♪ 857 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:16,208 ♪ This was me ♪ 858 00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:20,125 ♪ Every sorrow had a song ♪ 859 00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:23,875 ♪ Every lost boy could belong ♪ 860 00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:27,125 ♪ We were young and never wrong ♪ 861 00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:29,458 ♪ And I was divine ♪ 862 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,625 ♪ This was me ♪ 863 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:32,916 ♪ ♪ 864 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,583 ♪ This was me ♪ 865 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:41,833 ♪ Every Friday we'd emerge reborn ♪ 866 00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:46,083 ♪ Keep on dancing till we saw the dawn ♪ 867 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,958 ♪ Making history and breaking laws ♪ 868 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:52,375 ♪ Oh, God, how good that feels ♪ 869 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:58,041 ♪ We were heroes in our heels ♪ 870 00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:00,583 -(cheering) -♪ This was me ♪ 871 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:04,000 ♪ We were children in the night ♪ 872 00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:08,041 ♪ Every star burned twice as bright ♪ 873 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:11,500 ♪ We were tough and we could fight ♪ 874 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,958 ♪ We held the line ♪ 875 00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:15,708 ♪ This was me ♪ 876 00:40:15,791 --> 00:40:19,416 ♪ So adored and born again ♪ 877 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:23,250 ♪ She's a smoking ten for ten ♪ 878 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:27,000 ♪ I was beautiful back then ♪ 879 00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,416 ♪ I was divine ♪ 880 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,458 ♪ Let me take you round the bars I knew ♪ 881 00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:35,375 ♪ The stars I knew ♪ 882 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:37,833 ♪ The battle scars I knew ♪ 883 00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:40,666 ♪ The cobbled alleyways, the ways I knew ♪ 884 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:42,500 ♪ The maze I knew ♪ 885 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:45,500 ♪ The waifs and strays I knew ♪ 886 00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:48,541 ♪ The siren singing to the way back when ♪ 887 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:53,166 ♪ And wishing I could live it all again ♪ 888 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:56,583 ♪ But now I pass it on to you ♪ 889 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:02,666 ♪ We were dreamers, only just begun ♪ 890 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:06,750 ♪ We were sinners playing in the sun ♪ 891 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:09,541 ♪ Kept on partying till '91 ♪ 892 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:14,125 ♪ Until that fateful day ♪ 893 00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:17,833 We were peacocks in exotic herds 894 00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:21,875 Wouldn't listen to the warning words 895 00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:25,000 That's the problem with such pretty birds 896 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:29,000 They always fly away 897 00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:33,541 ♪ Even Freddie couldn't stay... ♪ 898 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:36,708 The rock star, Freddie Mercury, died last night, 899 00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:38,500 the day after he announced that he had AIDS. 900 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,375 HUGO: ♪ This was me ♪ 901 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:43,958 ♪ Were we foolish to believe ♪ 902 00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:47,666 ♪ That a painted face can't grieve? ♪ 903 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:51,625 ♪ We were hopelessly naive ♪ 904 00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:53,666 ♪ Just out of time ♪ 905 00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:55,333 ♪ This was me ♪ 906 00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:59,416 ♪ Every heart is made to break ♪ 907 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:02,958 ♪ Sometimes love's a big mistake ♪ 908 00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:06,208 ♪ Every weekend was a wake ♪ 909 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,333 ♪ But weren't we divine? ♪ 910 00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:09,583 Someone help. 911 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,875 Ta-da! 912 00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:15,458 Bitch is back and she's brought some flowers. 913 00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:17,541 ♪ ♪ 914 00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:24,166 Hello, beautiful. 915 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,875 ♪ ♪ 916 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,291 Just come here. 917 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:39,000 Come here, babe. 918 00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:44,083 ♪ This was me ♪ 919 00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:46,666 I love you. 920 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:48,958 (laughs softly) 921 00:42:49,041 --> 00:42:52,625 ♪ This was me ♪ 922 00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:56,916 (music ends) 923 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,708 ♪ This was me. ♪ 924 00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:13,833 Me friend, she's... 925 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,375 I'm sorry. 926 00:43:20,791 --> 00:43:23,250 -(door opens) -(door chime playing) 927 00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:25,583 (door closes) 928 00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:28,000 The drag queens in the olden days, 929 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,541 they weren't just queens. 930 00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,833 They were warrior queens. 931 00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:33,916 I thought I'd got it hard. 932 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,541 They had the whole world against them, 933 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:36,958 and they still never backed down, 934 00:43:37,041 --> 00:43:39,708 and me... (scoffs) 935 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:43,583 I just wanna dance round and show off and be a bit famous. 936 00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:49,041 Drag, it's not just a TV show, Pritti. 937 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:50,958 It's a revolution. 938 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:54,583 So go... join the revolution. 939 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:57,375 I'm not even halfway brave enough for that. 940 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,791 You know, some of them died. 941 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:03,458 Like literally, they died. 942 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,625 And the rest of 'em still kept on fighting. 943 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:08,708 ♪ ♪ 944 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:13,625 PRITTI: And what do you think they were fighting for, Jamie? 945 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,375 For the future. 946 00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:18,208 And that's you. 947 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:21,166 This is how you honor them. 948 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:24,500 By picking up their torch, and passing it on. 949 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,666 -(door chime playing) -Hugo? 950 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,166 (calling): Hugo! 951 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,875 All right. 952 00:44:35,958 --> 00:44:37,500 Let's do it. 953 00:44:38,541 --> 00:44:40,375 Yes! 954 00:44:40,458 --> 00:44:42,916 I mean, I'll try and squeeze you into 955 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,708 my oh-so-busy schedule. 956 00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:45,958 Oh, hello, love. 957 00:44:46,041 --> 00:44:48,208 Hiya. I'm Pritti. 958 00:44:48,291 --> 00:44:49,541 Yes, you are. 959 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:53,375 This is Loco Chanelle's bloodred dress. 960 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,666 It don't fit me anymore, but it'd fit you. 961 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:57,000 And, uh, it's for sale. 962 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:59,500 And for only 250. 963 00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:01,625 -Pounds? -I've only got 80. 964 00:45:01,708 --> 00:45:05,416 Well, kiddo, nobody said being a goddess was gonna be easy. 965 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,125 Have you heard of Legs Eleven? 966 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:09,875 The drag night at Social Club? Course. 967 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,833 Drag exists on a stage. 968 00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,875 If you want to take it out into the real world, 969 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:16,541 you've got to carry that stage with you. 970 00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,125 That prom is a show. 971 00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:19,541 -(snaps fingers) -Your show. 972 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:21,291 The Jamie Show. 973 00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:23,333 So you'd better be show ready. 974 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:27,250 Now, I taught them girls everything they know. 975 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:29,333 If I ask, they'll put you on 976 00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:31,500 -as opening act. -(snaps fingers) 977 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,083 Yeah. Yeah, yes, please. 978 00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:35,125 Oh, my days. I mean, wow. 979 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:36,541 So, go and create her. 980 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:39,250 Remember, practice, practice, practice, 981 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:43,083 until your act, your dress and your face are flawless. 982 00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:44,666 -(laughs) -Oh, and don't forget, 983 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,166 you need a name. 984 00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:49,416 And, uh, take my advice. 985 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:52,541 Keep this show under wraps. 986 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,625 Only tell your nearest and dearest. 987 00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:57,083 JAMIE: I promise, Hugo. 988 00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,958 I will not let you down. 989 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,875 (dog barking in distance) 990 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:05,416 MARGARET: So, why is your car in for repairs? 991 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,708 RAY: The suspension went at the car wash. 992 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,625 How did your suspension go in the car wash? 993 00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:15,166 No, not in the car wash. 994 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,791 At the car wash. 995 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:20,250 -I met a new man. -Oh. 996 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:23,083 -Ray! -(chuckling) 997 00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:26,083 You're a terror. (gasps) 998 00:46:26,166 --> 00:46:29,625 Soapy Dan, the car wash man. 999 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:35,333 He was ever so attentive to my bodywork. 1000 00:46:35,416 --> 00:46:37,250 MARGARET: Hmm. 1001 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,708 Hello, old friend. 1002 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,333 Hey. 1003 00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:46,541 What's he done this time? 1004 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,291 Cheryl's pregnant. 1005 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,166 A boy. 1006 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:54,250 Where does that leave Jamie? 1007 00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,875 He wants nothing more to do with him. 1008 00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:01,250 He means it this time. 1009 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,583 Well, what the hell do I do? 1010 00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:07,916 There's only one thing for it. 1011 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,916 Time to tell Jamie the truth. 1012 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,583 Oh, I know, I know, but, um... 1013 00:47:12,666 --> 00:47:15,625 (cell phone ringing) 1014 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:17,958 (sighs) Speak of the devil. 1015 00:47:18,041 --> 00:47:20,125 -JAMIE: Mum! Mum! -Hello, love. 1016 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:21,625 Get home now, quick! 1017 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,541 -Don't talk. Just run. -(Ray chuckles) 1018 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:24,916 Jamie? 1019 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,958 -JAMIE: Mom! Ray! -(running footsteps) 1020 00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:30,000 Guess what, guess what, guess what! 1021 00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:31,916 You've done your hair different? 1022 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,500 Ha-ha. No. 1023 00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:34,708 I've got news. 1024 00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:36,625 By the way, what do you think? 1025 00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:38,333 Very nice. 1026 00:47:38,416 --> 00:47:40,666 Brings out your... eyes. 1027 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:43,291 -What's your news? -Mum, Ray... 1028 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:46,500 I've booked me first drag show. 1029 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:48,541 -Bloody hell, how'd you do that? -Eh? 1030 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:51,291 Well, I googled this drag shop for me prom dress. 1031 00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:54,083 -Your prom dress? -Me prom dress, yeah. 1032 00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:55,291 'Cause the drag show, well, it's gonna 1033 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:56,625 be like a warmup for the prom. 1034 00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:58,916 -For the prom? -The prom. 1035 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,625 Yeah, Mum. Keep up. 1036 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:03,500 It's all about making her her, building her, 1037 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:06,125 road-testing her for the prom itself. 1038 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:11,666 Well, say something. 1039 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:14,166 (chuckles) I don't know what to say. 1040 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:15,625 Oh, tell me I'm stupid. 1041 00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:17,250 Tell me not to bother. 1042 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:23,458 No, I'm not gonna say that. 1043 00:48:23,541 --> 00:48:25,750 I'm gonna say do it. 1044 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:29,750 Just do it, just go for it, and just ruddy do it. 1045 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,750 I've never been prouder of you, Jamie. I mean it. 1046 00:48:31,833 --> 00:48:33,333 -Never. -Oh, I'm doing it. 1047 00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:34,583 I'm really doing it. 1048 00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:36,291 Oh, I just need to buy this epic dress. 1049 00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:38,041 You asking for a handout? 1050 00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:39,875 Of course not. 1051 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,458 I'm gonna earn it. 1052 00:48:41,541 --> 00:48:43,291 -Mum. -Hmm? 1053 00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:45,750 Do you think you could get us some shifts at the shop? 1054 00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:47,791 RAY: You can come and work for me as well. 1055 00:48:47,875 --> 00:48:49,708 Butter me bread cakes. 1056 00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:55,958 What would you say if I invited Dad to me show? 1057 00:48:58,458 --> 00:49:00,208 I'll ask him. 1058 00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:01,708 Can't hurt, can it? 1059 00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:04,875 JAMIE: Could you imagine if he were there... 1060 00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:06,833 seeing me? 1061 00:49:06,916 --> 00:49:09,416 He might actually be proud. 1062 00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:12,875 ♪ ♪ 1063 00:49:14,458 --> 00:49:16,333 Right, uh, I'm gonna call Pritti. 1064 00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:17,833 Laters. 1065 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,250 Laters. 1066 00:49:22,666 --> 00:49:24,500 Margaret. 1067 00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:29,958 I'm sorry, Ray. 1068 00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:33,291 I just couldn't break his heart. 1069 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:36,375 Not today. 1070 00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:40,083 ♪ ♪ 1071 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,250 ♪ I'm a diva in training ♪ 1072 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:51,083 ♪ But I'm doing my thing ♪ 1073 00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:53,208 ♪ When these hips start swinging ♪ 1074 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:55,250 ♪ They know I'm about to slay ♪ 1075 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:58,083 ♪ I think my haters must love me ♪ 1076 00:49:58,166 --> 00:50:00,250 ♪ 'Cause I'm always on their mind ♪ 1077 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:03,583 ♪ And if you don't see me shining, then, girl ♪ 1078 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,208 -♪ You must be blind ♪ -♪ Work, girl ♪ 1079 00:50:05,291 --> 00:50:06,291 -♪ Honey ♪ -♪ Honey ♪ 1080 00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:08,375 ♪ So whip your weave, baby boy ♪ 1081 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,208 ♪ Just believe, it's time to grab your pumps... ♪ 1082 00:50:10,291 --> 00:50:11,916 JAMIE: Hiya! 1083 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,750 (sighs heavily) 1084 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,541 ♪ Work, girl... ♪ 1085 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:17,000 Kay Cera. 1086 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:19,708 Kay Ce-what? Too confusing. 1087 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,541 What about Lady Upsydaisy? 1088 00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:23,208 (scoffs) Too random. 1089 00:50:23,291 --> 00:50:25,208 Beverly... Hills. 1090 00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:26,958 Too geographical. 1091 00:50:27,041 --> 00:50:29,416 ♪ Girl, get your moola, get your coins and pounds and things ♪ 1092 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,916 ♪ Pull up like booyah with your wigs and gowns and rings ♪ 1093 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,041 ♪ Pay me, do my thing, then I'm clocking out ♪ 1094 00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:35,625 -Thank you! -♪ Jamie, that's who ♪ 1095 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:36,916 ♪ Everybody talking 'bout ♪ 1096 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,625 ♪ Money don't grow on trees ♪ 1097 00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:40,458 -(squeals) -♪ You better roll up your sleeves ♪ 1098 00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:42,791 ♪ It's time to grab your pumps and work for the money ♪ 1099 00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:44,500 -♪ Whoo ♪ -♪ Pump-pumps ♪ 1100 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,166 -♪ And work for the money ♪ -♪ Work, girl ♪ 1101 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,458 ♪ Work, girl, work, girl, work, girl ♪ 1102 00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:50,416 ♪ Pumps and work for the money... ♪ 1103 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:51,916 Sashay away. 1104 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,916 ♪ Work, girl, work, girl ♪ 1105 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,208 ♪ Pumps and work for the money. ♪ 1106 00:50:58,541 --> 00:51:00,541 (indistinct chatter) 1107 00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:06,125 "Promfabulous." 1108 00:51:06,208 --> 00:51:07,958 Like that's even a word. 1109 00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:09,916 HEDGE: Bex, Becca, eye shadow. 1110 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,416 BECCA: But, miss... 1111 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,833 -Dean. -Bloody hell. 1112 00:51:12,916 --> 00:51:14,458 -What have I done now? -You've done nothing. 1113 00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:16,708 I just wanted to say good luck with your maths exam. 1114 00:51:16,791 --> 00:51:18,791 -Well, I'm not doing it. -Dean. 1115 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:21,625 Ugh. Look, I know exams are a massive pain in the arse, 1116 00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:23,666 but imagine how much harder your life is gonna be 1117 00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:25,666 if you don't pass maths. 1118 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,500 Miss, you're wasting your time. I'm thick. 1119 00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:28,750 (scoffs) 1120 00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:30,166 Okay. 1121 00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:33,333 -What's that for? -Shake on it. 1122 00:51:33,416 --> 00:51:36,125 I think, if you try, you can pass maths, so... 1123 00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:38,083 so go on. 1124 00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:40,458 Just try. 1125 00:51:41,791 --> 00:51:43,416 All right, I'll try and pass maths. 1126 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,583 Good. 1127 00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,666 I believe in you. 1128 00:51:52,583 --> 00:51:54,708 Pritti. Pritti! 1129 00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:55,875 Jamie? 1130 00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:57,500 In here, quick. 1131 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,416 -Jamie, what are you doing? -Look. 1132 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,458 Just look at me eyebrows. 1133 00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:06,666 It's like me forehead's been raped by epileptic caterpillars. 1134 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:09,166 Did you do that yourself? 1135 00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:11,958 No, Pritti, I'm the victim of a drive-by clowning. 1136 00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:13,958 Yes, of course I did it meself! 1137 00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:15,750 -Jamie, I've got... -The show's tonight. 1138 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:17,208 Help me, please. 1139 00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,875 Jamie, I've got me maths exam tomorrow. 1140 00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:20,458 Pritti, me eyebrows. 1141 00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:22,583 Jamie, I've got to pass me maths exam 1142 00:52:22,666 --> 00:52:25,875 so I can go to Cambridge so I can become a doctor. 1143 00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:28,958 Yeah, but this is important. 1144 00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:30,500 (Jamie sighs) 1145 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:32,583 (school bell ringing) 1146 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,791 Pritti, please. 1147 00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:37,833 (sighs) Give it here. 1148 00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:39,958 Look at me. 1149 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,625 -What's going on in there? -JAMIE: It's Miss Hedge. 1150 00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:44,250 She can't see me like this. 1151 00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:45,458 Hide me! 1152 00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:46,875 -There isn't anywhere. -Find somewhere! 1153 00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,500 What am I supposed to do, flush you? 1154 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:49,791 -I'm coming in. -JAMIE: The window. 1155 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,416 -Give me a leggie. -(key turning) 1156 00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,666 Who does that backside belong to? 1157 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:57,666 JAMIE: Me, miss. 1158 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,458 HEDGE (sighs): Jamie New. 1159 00:52:59,541 --> 00:53:01,458 Surprise, surprise. 1160 00:53:01,541 --> 00:53:04,666 Pritti Pasha, I'm disappointed in you, 1161 00:53:04,750 --> 00:53:06,916 getting caught up in... 1162 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,541 What is it you're doing in here? 1163 00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:10,541 -JAMIE: Parkour, miss. -HEDGE: What? 1164 00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:12,541 JAMIE: Free running. It went wrong. 1165 00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:14,166 Just get down. 1166 00:53:17,666 --> 00:53:19,083 Turn around, Jamie. 1167 00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:20,875 No, you're all right, miss. 1168 00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:23,583 Turn around and face me now! 1169 00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,666 It's for my art exam, miss. 1170 00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:32,625 I'm exploring gender identity. 1171 00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:35,750 I wanted to use a face as a canvas to make a statement. 1172 00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:38,750 And why aren't you doing this in the art department? 1173 00:53:39,791 --> 00:53:41,375 Jamie's shy. 1174 00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,291 -Oh, I am. -Mm-hmm. 1175 00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:45,708 Jamie, if you want to throw your future away, then... 1176 00:53:45,791 --> 00:53:47,208 (sighs) 1177 00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:48,791 But I'm not letting you distract her. 1178 00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:50,375 -Get back to your revision. -Okay. 1179 00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:52,416 -You know, she actually has a shot. She's got a... -(scoffs) 1180 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,750 Uh, I'm sorry, have you got something to say? 1181 00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:56,541 Yeah. 1182 00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:58,458 At least I've got a future. 1183 00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:02,916 ♪ ♪ 1184 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,916 Art exam. (sighs) 1185 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,125 Right, well, I think you should go to the art department 1186 00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:12,583 and finish your piece off. 1187 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:13,791 I'll just wash my face off, then. 1188 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:14,958 What are you talking about, Jamie? 1189 00:54:15,041 --> 00:54:17,083 You're Pritti's work of art. 1190 00:54:17,166 --> 00:54:19,333 You can't wash a work of art down the drain, Jamie. 1191 00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:20,958 That would be an act of vandalism. 1192 00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:22,875 Go as you are. 1193 00:54:27,083 --> 00:54:29,083 ♪ ♪ 1194 00:54:32,791 --> 00:54:34,625 Please, miss. 1195 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:36,208 Don't. 1196 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,125 But the corridor is your catwalk, Jamie. 1197 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:42,166 Your public awaits. 1198 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:46,458 ♪ You belong in the spotlight ♪ 1199 00:54:46,541 --> 00:54:50,041 ♪ On the wall of the Tate ♪ 1200 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:54,041 ♪ In a ten-megawatt light ♪ 1201 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:57,708 ♪ 'Cause your brushwork's so great ♪ 1202 00:54:57,791 --> 00:55:01,791 ♪ You're the next phase in feminine ♪ 1203 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:05,666 ♪ You're a Lichtenstein dot ♪ 1204 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:09,375 ♪ You're a bed with Tracey Emin in ♪ 1205 00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:12,833 ♪ You're Grayson Perry's next pot ♪ 1206 00:55:12,916 --> 00:55:14,416 ♪ Work of art, work of art ♪ 1207 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:16,000 ♪ You're a perfect work of art ♪ 1208 00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:18,208 ♪ Like Picasso, so kick-ass, oh ♪ 1209 00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:19,833 ♪ I just don't know where to start ♪ 1210 00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:21,375 ♪ Work of art ♪ 1211 00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:23,750 ♪ ♪ 1212 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:25,791 ♪ Work of art ♪ 1213 00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:30,791 ♪ You're Yoko Ono on vinyl ♪ 1214 00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,750 ♪ Oh, you just raised the bar ♪ 1215 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,958 ♪ You're a canvas that's blank ♪ 1216 00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:36,708 ♪ Watch your value increase ♪ 1217 00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:38,583 ♪ You're a Duchamp urinal ♪ 1218 00:55:38,666 --> 00:55:40,250 ♪ See how precious you are ♪ 1219 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:43,125 ♪ You're half a dead cow in a tank ♪ 1220 00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:48,250 ♪ Work of art ♪ 1221 00:55:51,375 --> 00:55:53,833 HEDGE: Miss Haylock, I hope you don't mind me leaving 1222 00:55:53,916 --> 00:55:56,708 this work of art in your capable hands. 1223 00:55:57,958 --> 00:56:00,000 (laughter) 1224 00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:01,708 What is that? 1225 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,625 GIRL: How embarrassing. 1226 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:05,583 -(scoffs) -DEAN: What's next, Jamie? 1227 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:08,250 You gonna turn up in a dress? 1228 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,166 Miss Haylock. 1229 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,500 Everyone's a work of art, Jamie New, 1230 00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:16,958 but you are a masterpiece. 1231 00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:19,041 ("masterpiece" echoing) 1232 00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:22,375 A boy in a dress, hmm. 1233 00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:24,000 Something to be laughed at, yeah? 1234 00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,000 Well, come along to my show tonight 1235 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,583 at Legs Eleven, and you'll see-- 1236 00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:30,291 a drag queen is something to be feared. 1237 00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:32,958 -And I am a drag queen. -("masterpiece" echoing) 1238 00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:36,625 ♪ Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are, oh ♪ 1239 00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:38,583 ♪ You're the biz, you're the biz, you're the biz, yeah ♪ 1240 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:40,916 ♪ Superstar, superstar, superstar, oh ♪ 1241 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,416 ♪ You're the shiz, you're the shiz, the shiz, yeah ♪ 1242 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,291 ♪ You're so neat, you're so neat, you're so neat, yo ♪ 1243 00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:46,166 ♪ Off the chart, off the chart, the chart, yeah ♪ 1244 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:48,166 ♪ Super sweet, super sweet, super sweet, oh ♪ 1245 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:50,083 ♪ Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah ♪ 1246 00:56:50,166 --> 00:56:53,416 ♪ Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah ♪ 1247 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,958 ♪ Work of art, work of art ♪ 1248 00:56:55,041 --> 00:56:56,833 ♪ Yes, I am a work of art ♪ 1249 00:56:56,916 --> 00:56:59,250 ♪ You won't shame me, you should frame me ♪ 1250 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,041 ♪ I'm a Jamie work of art ♪ 1251 00:57:01,125 --> 00:57:03,041 ♪ Work of art, work of art ♪ 1252 00:57:03,125 --> 00:57:04,958 ♪ Gonna blow your world apart ♪ 1253 00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,833 ♪ I'm offending, I'm a trending ♪ 1254 00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:08,750 ♪ Gender-bending, gender-blending ♪ 1255 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:11,958 ♪ Gender-pending, gender-ending and transcending ♪ 1256 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,958 ♪ Work of art. ♪ 1257 00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:20,083 (birds chirping) 1258 00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:25,416 JAMIE: Please, Pritti. 1259 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:26,916 I need you. 1260 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,416 PRITTI (over phone): I'm sorry. 1261 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:29,750 I've asked. I've begged. 1262 00:57:29,833 --> 00:57:30,916 But he says no. 1263 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,416 You're a distraction from me revision, 1264 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,041 and I've got to stay in me room. 1265 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:35,291 So climb out the window. 1266 00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:36,666 Yeah, I think that's 1267 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,416 the kind of distraction he's talking about. 1268 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,416 I've got to go. Good luck. 1269 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,041 Oh, my God, it's Dean Paxton. 1270 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,291 Shit. 1271 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,708 All right, freak show. 1272 00:57:45,791 --> 00:57:47,708 What did you say? 1273 00:57:47,791 --> 00:57:50,583 I said you are a freak. 1274 00:57:50,666 --> 00:57:52,375 No, I'm not. 1275 00:57:52,458 --> 00:57:55,541 You put on a dress and a wig and makeup. 1276 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:58,166 You look like a freak. 1277 00:57:58,250 --> 00:58:01,166 Like a dirty, ugly freak. 1278 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,250 So, uh... 1279 00:58:03,333 --> 00:58:05,083 break a leg. 1280 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:07,916 Ta-ra. 1281 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,708 (laughter) 1282 00:58:12,666 --> 00:58:14,458 TRAY SOPHISTICAY: And how's the talentless one today? 1283 00:58:14,541 --> 00:58:16,250 SON OF A TUTU: Talentless? Talentless? 1284 00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:18,041 They call me the Great Wall of China 1285 00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:20,583 because my talent goes on and on. 1286 00:58:20,666 --> 00:58:22,250 They call you the Great Wall of China 1287 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:23,833 'cause they can see you from space. 1288 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,333 -(gasps) -(light laughter) 1289 00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:28,041 Oh, Harry H. Christ on a biscuit, 1290 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:29,958 I'm so out of shape. 1291 00:58:30,041 --> 00:58:32,041 No, darling, never. 1292 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,708 Round is a shape. 1293 00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:35,208 -Assholes. -(gasps) 1294 00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:37,166 Shape, shape, shapes. 1295 00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,166 Uh-oh. 1296 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:44,416 And where in the name of Cher do you think you're going? 1297 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:45,791 Hugo? 1298 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,333 Who the bloody hell's Hugo? 1299 00:58:47,416 --> 00:58:49,750 I'm Loco Chanelle. 1300 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:51,166 Now, get in here! 1301 00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,083 Now! 1302 00:58:55,791 --> 00:58:56,916 (sighs) 1303 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,916 LOCO CHANELLE: Good evening, goddesses. 1304 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,791 -Oh! -Oh, there she is. 1305 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:03,291 May I present... 1306 00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:07,166 ...to you the future. 1307 00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:09,000 The futura. 1308 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:10,916 This is... 1309 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000 What's your drag name? 1310 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:17,166 I still don't have one. 1311 00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:20,375 Hey, please, can I have a word in private, Hugo? 1312 00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:23,291 Don't mind us. We're not listening. 1313 00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:25,458 I screwed it. 1314 00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:27,500 I swear I meant to keep the show a secret, 1315 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:31,375 but I blurted it out, and now they're all here from school. 1316 00:59:31,458 --> 00:59:33,625 Dean Paxton with a bunch of his mates. 1317 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:35,416 I can't go on. 1318 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,708 A drag queen doesn't know the meaning of the word "can't." 1319 00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:39,916 Just ask my seven ex-husbands. 1320 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,458 No, I'm stupid. I'm wasting your time. 1321 00:59:41,541 --> 00:59:43,375 I've got no name. 1322 00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:45,708 I've got no tits, and I've got no eyebrows. 1323 00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:47,791 For God sakes, I'll do your eyebrows, 1324 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,541 I'll make you look beautiful, 1325 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:51,583 and you can borrow some tits from the tit box. 1326 00:59:51,666 --> 00:59:52,833 You're not listening to me. 1327 00:59:52,916 --> 00:59:54,500 It's Dean Paxton. 1328 00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:55,916 I can't go on. 1329 00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:59,166 Girls, a moment, please. 1330 00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:01,166 Oh, pretty please. 1331 01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:02,791 One, two, three four, get to walking. 1332 01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:04,625 Trot on. 1333 01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:08,166 (gasps) 1334 01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:11,166 I don't give a pixie's shit about Dean Paxton. 1335 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,166 Tonight's your night. 1336 01:00:13,250 --> 01:00:15,166 ♪ ♪ 1337 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:18,500 ♪ When the dogs of war are dancing ♪ 1338 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:21,541 ♪ And the arrows hit their mark ♪ 1339 01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:25,250 ♪ When your days are getting darker ♪ 1340 01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:29,083 ♪ And there's daggers in the dark ♪ 1341 01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:32,583 ♪ You will always find your spotlight ♪ 1342 01:00:32,666 --> 01:00:34,791 ♪ You will always find your feet ♪ 1343 01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:38,083 ♪ Scream until your lungs expire ♪ 1344 01:00:38,166 --> 01:00:41,833 ♪ Ready, steady, aim and fire ♪ 1345 01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:45,166 Can you give these to Jamie New? 1346 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,583 Who's Jamie New? 1347 01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:48,583 He's skinny, blond. 1348 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,208 It's his first show. 1349 01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:52,291 Leave them there, love. 1350 01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:57,166 (laughs) 1351 01:00:57,250 --> 01:01:00,500 ♪ Did you think it would be easy? ♪ 1352 01:01:00,583 --> 01:01:03,166 ♪ You're one footstep from defeat ♪ 1353 01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:07,375 ♪ But a soldier shan't surrender ♪ 1354 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,666 ♪ And a hero can't retreat ♪ 1355 01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:14,333 ♪ Though your enemies surround you ♪ 1356 01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:16,000 ♪ And they've got you in their sights ♪ 1357 01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:17,500 ♪ Sound the bugles ♪ 1358 01:01:17,583 --> 01:01:19,958 ♪ All set, Sarge ♪ 1359 01:01:20,041 --> 01:01:23,875 ♪ Ready, steady, aim and charge ♪ 1360 01:01:25,958 --> 01:01:28,375 ♪ Over the top ♪ 1361 01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:33,041 ♪ My friend ♪ 1362 01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:35,416 ♪ Unto the breach ♪ 1363 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:39,416 ♪ My friend ♪ 1364 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:45,750 ♪ Rend the unending night ♪ 1365 01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:49,583 ♪ Let's get your armor on ♪ 1366 01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:52,708 ♪ Let's get your war paint done ♪ 1367 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:55,333 ♪ Now it's time to fight ♪ 1368 01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:56,958 (quiet chatter, laughter) 1369 01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:59,333 Crikey, Ray. 1370 01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:01,625 They're going to eat him alive. 1371 01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:03,541 He's his mother's son. 1372 01:02:03,625 --> 01:02:05,541 Have a bit of faith. 1373 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:07,583 Look, his friends are here to support him. 1374 01:02:07,666 --> 01:02:08,583 -Hi. -Hi. 1375 01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:09,708 Hi. 1376 01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:14,666 -(gasps) -(others murmuring) 1377 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,375 Jamie? Jamie New? 1378 01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:21,083 Flowers. 1379 01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:23,541 No way. That's mental. 1380 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,416 It's from me dad. 1381 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:32,375 "Sorry I can't be there, 1382 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,750 but I know you'll do me proud." 1383 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,125 This is for you, Dad. 1384 01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,750 ♪ When your sisters are behind you ♪ 1385 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,583 ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ 1386 01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:45,791 ♪ They're your brothers marching, too ♪ 1387 01:02:45,875 --> 01:02:47,833 ♪ Left turn ♪ 1388 01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:49,458 ♪ And the warrior inside you ♪ 1389 01:02:49,541 --> 01:02:51,208 ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ 1390 01:02:51,291 --> 01:02:52,416 ♪ Comes to run the dragon through ♪ 1391 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:54,083 ♪ Right turn ♪ 1392 01:02:54,166 --> 01:02:57,125 ♪ Though your darkest demon comes the day that you doubt ♪ 1393 01:02:57,208 --> 01:03:00,541 ♪ You'll become a he-man every demon you rout ♪ 1394 01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:03,583 -♪ Time to face your fear ♪ -♪ Your fear ♪ 1395 01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:07,708 ♪ Ready, steady, aim and cheer. ♪ 1396 01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:13,208 This is it, Jamie. Name her now. 1397 01:03:13,291 --> 01:03:14,958 Who is she? Who is she? 1398 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,916 -I don't know. -You have to know. 1399 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,458 -I don't know! -Come on. 1400 01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:20,166 -What's all this been about? -I don't... 1401 01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,250 -You do. -I can't. 1402 01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:24,375 Say it. Say it. 1403 01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:30,791 It's about me. 1404 01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:33,833 That's it, kiddo! 1405 01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:35,416 Yes! 1406 01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:37,541 ♪ ♪ 1407 01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:39,541 Ladies and gentlemen, 1408 01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:42,291 would you give a warm Legs Eleven welcome 1409 01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:45,291 for her premiere appearance, 1410 01:03:45,375 --> 01:03:47,875 her virgin unveiling, 1411 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:50,750 her maiden voyage, 1412 01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:54,041 the soon to be legendary... 1413 01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:58,041 Miss Mimi Me! 1414 01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:03,000 (gasps) 1415 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,375 (applause) 1416 01:04:08,625 --> 01:04:10,625 (audience murmuring) 1417 01:04:10,708 --> 01:04:12,125 Oh, my God. 1418 01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:27,458 ("Kiss the Sun" by Beverley Knight playing) 1419 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:33,708 -♪ I got the dreams ♪ -(lip-synching) 1420 01:04:33,791 --> 01:04:37,875 ♪ I got the style ♪ 1421 01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:41,000 ♪ I got the moves ♪ 1422 01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:45,666 ♪ To make you smile ♪ 1423 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:48,333 ♪ And I am gonna ♪ 1424 01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:53,208 ♪ Yes, I'm gonna be ♪ 1425 01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:57,458 ♪ The... ♪ 1426 01:04:57,541 --> 01:04:59,541 -DEAN: Freak show! -♪ One ♪ 1427 01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:00,875 -Freak! Freak show! -(mock retching) 1428 01:05:00,958 --> 01:05:02,500 -MAN: Oh, shut up. -MAN 2: Hey. 1429 01:05:02,583 --> 01:05:05,000 DEAN: Freak! 1430 01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:07,500 -♪ You're in my lane ♪ -♪ You ♪ 1431 01:05:07,583 --> 01:05:08,958 -♪ You're in my light ♪ -♪ You're in my ♪ 1432 01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:10,791 -♪ Get out my way ♪ -♪ Out my way ♪ 1433 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,250 -♪ I'm taking flight ♪ -♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1434 01:05:12,333 --> 01:05:13,833 -♪ Yes I'm gonna ♪ -♪ I'm gonna ♪ 1435 01:05:13,916 --> 01:05:15,375 ♪ I'm gonna be the one ♪ 1436 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:16,958 -♪ Gonna be, yeah ♪ -♪ Yes, I'm gonna ♪ 1437 01:05:17,041 --> 01:05:19,208 -♪ Gonna ♪ -♪ I'm gonna kiss the sun ♪ 1438 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:21,625 -♪ Yes, I'm gonna ♪ -DEAN: Freak! 1439 01:05:21,708 --> 01:05:23,166 ♪ Gonna be the one ♪ 1440 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:24,416 ♪ Yes, I'm gonna ♪ 1441 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,125 ♪ Gonna kiss the sun ♪ 1442 01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:28,000 ♪ Yeah, I'm gonna ♪ 1443 01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:29,666 ♪ Gonna be the one ♪ 1444 01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:31,375 ♪ Yes, I'm gonna ♪ 1445 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:33,208 ♪ Gonna, gonna, gonna... ♪ 1446 01:05:33,291 --> 01:05:37,541 ♪ Over the top, my friend ♪ 1447 01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:40,250 ♪ Quick step, forward march, left turn, right turn ♪ 1448 01:05:40,333 --> 01:05:44,083 ♪ Unto the breach, my friend ♪ 1449 01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:47,083 ♪ Clean shoes, fresh starch, old dog, new look ♪ 1450 01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,541 (cheering) 1451 01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:50,958 ♪ Rend the unending night ♪ 1452 01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:54,041 ♪ We shall fight them on the beaches ♪ 1453 01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:59,041 ♪ You've got your armor on ♪ 1454 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:06,000 ♪ You've had your war paint done ♪ 1455 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:11,041 ♪ Now you're a man, my son ♪ 1456 01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:12,625 (cheering) 1457 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,708 -All right, Jamie! -MARGARET: I love you, Jamie! 1458 01:06:14,791 --> 01:06:18,541 ♪ So get out there and fight. ♪ 1459 01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:21,166 That's how a legend is born. 1460 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,083 Mwah! Mwah! 1461 01:06:25,166 --> 01:06:27,166 (giggling) 1462 01:06:28,208 --> 01:06:29,291 Yes! 1463 01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:34,666 (over alarm clock): ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪ 1464 01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:38,250 ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé... ♪ 1465 01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:40,333 ♪ ♪ 1466 01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:45,041 ♪ You should've seen it, you should've been there ♪ 1467 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,833 ♪ You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in there ♪ 1468 01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:50,208 -♪ The men were women ♪ -♪ The girls were fellas ♪ 1469 01:06:50,291 --> 01:06:52,416 ♪ He did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas ♪ 1470 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:54,000 -♪ Pass it on ♪ -♪ There was a lady ♪ 1471 01:06:54,083 --> 01:06:55,875 ♪ She had a sister ♪ 1472 01:06:55,958 --> 01:06:58,583 ♪ But it was kinda weird the way the lady kissed her ♪ 1473 01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:00,958 ♪ There was a woman whose name was Norman ♪ 1474 01:07:01,041 --> 01:07:02,541 ♪ And the frilly knickers ♪ 1475 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:04,375 -♪ That was just the doorman ♪ -♪ Pass it on ♪ 1476 01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:06,375 ♪ There was a doorman whose name was Norman ♪ 1477 01:07:06,458 --> 01:07:08,041 ♪ And then the doorman kissed his sister ♪ 1478 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,666 ♪ She's a Mormon ♪ 1479 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:11,666 ♪ I heard there's dungeons inside the cellars ♪ 1480 01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:15,166 ♪ Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas ♪ 1481 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,791 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 1482 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:20,708 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie ♪ 1483 01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:23,625 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress ♪ 1484 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,833 ♪ Who was born to impress ♪ 1485 01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:28,500 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore ♪ 1486 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:31,208 ♪ Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more ♪ 1487 01:07:31,291 --> 01:07:33,750 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig ♪ 1488 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:36,333 ♪ 'Cause he's gonna be big ♪ 1489 01:07:36,416 --> 01:07:39,958 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-a-a-amie ♪ 1490 01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:44,375 (indistinct chatter) 1491 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:47,291 -♪ And there was music ♪ -♪ And there was dancing ♪ 1492 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,083 ♪ And all the drag queens have to lip-synch ♪ 1493 01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:51,250 -♪ 'Cause they can't sing ♪ -♪ Pass it on ♪ 1494 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:53,958 -♪ And there was smoking ♪ -♪ And there was boozing ♪ 1495 01:07:54,041 --> 01:07:55,500 ♪ And there were boys that looked like girls ♪ 1496 01:07:55,583 --> 01:07:57,833 -♪ Which was confusing ♪ -♪ Pass it on ♪ 1497 01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:00,458 ♪ So what's a lip-synch? Is that like kissing? ♪ 1498 01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:03,000 ♪ Yeah, he kissed a girl whose girlie parts were missing ♪ 1499 01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:06,583 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 1500 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:09,333 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie ♪ 1501 01:08:09,416 --> 01:08:11,916 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage ♪ 1502 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,708 ♪ Who broke out of his cage ♪ 1503 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:19,041 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-a-amie ♪ 1504 01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:21,041 (excited chatter) 1505 01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:24,833 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 1506 01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:26,375 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 1507 01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:28,125 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie... ♪ 1508 01:08:28,208 --> 01:08:30,083 Jamie? 1509 01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:32,208 What are you doing? 1510 01:08:32,291 --> 01:08:33,916 Jamie! 1511 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,291 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 1512 01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:39,000 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 1513 01:08:39,083 --> 01:08:41,708 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress ♪ 1514 01:08:41,791 --> 01:08:44,458 ♪ Who was born to express ♪ 1515 01:08:44,541 --> 01:08:47,291 ♪ Everybody's talking, and we're talking about ♪ 1516 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,875 ♪ The eyes and the thighs and the p-p-p-pout ♪ 1517 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:52,916 ♪ Everybody's talking, and there ain't no doubt ♪ 1518 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,041 ♪ Who we're dying to see ♪ 1519 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:58,041 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a... ♪ 1520 01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:00,000 -♪ Ja-a-a... Ja-a-a... ♪ -♪ Ja-amie! ♪ 1521 01:09:01,125 --> 01:09:02,916 Right. Settle down, Year 11. 1522 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,458 I want to run through the last few exams with you. 1523 01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:07,791 Hiya. Is everybody talking about me? 1524 01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:09,708 (students gasping, chuckling) 1525 01:09:09,791 --> 01:09:11,291 Well, I'm sorry I'm late, miss. 1526 01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:12,875 Must have overslept. 1527 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:14,208 Late night. 1528 01:09:14,291 --> 01:09:15,791 No, I'm sorry, Jamie. 1529 01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,250 I'm sorry you suddenly feel the need 1530 01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:18,833 to be the center of attention. 1531 01:09:18,916 --> 01:09:21,500 I don't know what you're talking about, miss. 1532 01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:25,125 (students laughing, murmuring) 1533 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:26,666 Miss. 1534 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:28,458 You know that makeup like that is completely 1535 01:09:28,541 --> 01:09:30,166 against school uniform rules. 1536 01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:32,458 JAMIE: The school uniform rules for the girls, miss, yeah, 1537 01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:36,666 but if you check the code for the boys-- and I did-- 1538 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,666 it don't say nothing about makeup at all. 1539 01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:40,458 Hiya, Dean. 1540 01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:42,458 Having a nice day so far? 1541 01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:43,875 Jamie, what are you doing? 1542 01:09:43,958 --> 01:09:45,083 Who's Jamie? 1543 01:09:45,166 --> 01:09:46,458 I'm Mimi Me. 1544 01:09:46,541 --> 01:09:47,875 HEDGE: Take them off. 1545 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,125 No. 1546 01:09:49,208 --> 01:09:50,583 (students murmuring) 1547 01:09:50,666 --> 01:09:52,625 What did you just say to me? 1548 01:09:52,708 --> 01:09:55,000 I said, "No." 1549 01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:56,916 I won't take them off. 1550 01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,000 Can I remind you that I am a teacher at this school? 1551 01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:01,875 You don't need to remind me that, miss. 1552 01:10:01,958 --> 01:10:04,541 I just get a whiff of desperation, and then, oh, 1553 01:10:04,625 --> 01:10:07,250 -look, there you are. -(students laughing, murmuring) 1554 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,875 You're in real trouble now. Out! 1555 01:10:10,958 --> 01:10:14,166 (students laughing, chattering) 1556 01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:18,333 Sit down and stay there. 1557 01:10:19,958 --> 01:10:22,208 (sighs) 1558 01:10:25,875 --> 01:10:27,500 Hiya, gorgeous. 1559 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,583 Freak show. 1560 01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:35,000 Freak show, freak show, freak show. 1561 01:10:36,541 --> 01:10:38,625 Like that word will ever bring me down. 1562 01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:43,250 'Cause I'm fabulous, Dean. 1563 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:45,333 And you might be fit, 1564 01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:48,375 and you might be handsome, 1565 01:10:48,458 --> 01:10:50,958 but you're so ugly. 1566 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,958 I'll see you at prom, Dean. 1567 01:10:56,041 --> 01:10:57,791 I'm picking out a dress just for you. 1568 01:10:57,875 --> 01:10:59,875 (grunting) 1569 01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:01,250 HEDGE: Break it up! 1570 01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:03,458 Break... break it up! 1571 01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:05,333 -Stop it! That's it! -The pair of you! 1572 01:11:05,416 --> 01:11:07,000 Get him away from me. 1573 01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:08,916 -Where are you going? -Home. 1574 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,416 You've got your exam, Dean. 1575 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,083 Screw my exams, screw you, 1576 01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,750 and screw that disgusting thing there. 1577 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:15,250 'Cause if you're going in a dress, 1578 01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:18,416 you won't find me nowhere near that stupid prom. 1579 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:21,208 -(sighs) -What's got into you, Jamie? 1580 01:11:21,291 --> 01:11:23,541 Eh? You know you can't behave like that. 1581 01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:26,500 A drag queen don't know the meaning of the word "can't." 1582 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,916 Just ask me seven ex-husbands. 1583 01:11:29,916 --> 01:11:32,208 You, take those off. 1584 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,958 (door closes) 1585 01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:41,416 MASOOD: Jamie's behavior has been 1586 01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:44,625 utterly unacceptable, Mrs. New. 1587 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,958 And I don't use such strong words lightly. 1588 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,000 It's just a bit of makeup. 1589 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:51,166 Oh, Ray, please. 1590 01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:54,500 I work shifts. I didn't see him leave like that, but... 1591 01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,416 it's hardly the end of the world. 1592 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,458 Well, it's the end of prom for Dean Paxton. 1593 01:11:58,541 --> 01:12:00,458 MARGARET: Who's Dean Paxton? 1594 01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:02,166 Dean from the drag club, eh? 1595 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:04,041 The boy who had 'em all jeering. 1596 01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,958 -Oh. -He's a knob head. 1597 01:12:06,041 --> 01:12:07,750 Well, that's not very helpful language. 1598 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:09,541 Well, he is. 1599 01:12:09,625 --> 01:12:13,125 Uh, I-I'd like to downplay this dialogue and say to Jamie, 1600 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:17,541 I want to encourage you to uncover your individual, yeah? 1601 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:21,541 I want you to interface with the true you. 1602 01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:27,250 But is it right you want to go to prom in a dress? 1603 01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:29,333 (whispers): Go on. 1604 01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:32,208 Yeah. 1605 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:33,458 RAY: Is that a problem? 1606 01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:38,166 No, no, 'cause in this school, 1607 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:41,416 we are, you know, promoters 1608 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:43,750 of, um, freedom of expression, and, uh... 1609 01:12:43,833 --> 01:12:46,416 Yeah, I think what Mr. Masood is trying to say 1610 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,416 is that there is a fine line 1611 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:51,166 between individuality and disruption, 1612 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:54,375 and that you need to think about how your actions 1613 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:56,083 are going to affect other people. 1614 01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:58,166 Because not everyone is as lucky as you, Jamie. 1615 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,416 For some of these kids, prom is... 1616 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,916 I mean, it's their last chance to have one amazing night, 1617 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000 and I'm not gonna let you take that from them. 1618 01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:08,458 How is Jamie taking anything away from anyone? 1619 01:13:08,541 --> 01:13:10,541 Because some of the kids have said they're not gonna 1620 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,166 go to prom if Jamie wears a dress. 1621 01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:14,333 She means Dean Paxton. 1622 01:13:14,416 --> 01:13:15,875 You heard what he called me. 1623 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:18,375 What? What? 1624 01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:21,625 What did Dean Paxton call him? 1625 01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:24,333 Well, I don't want to repeat the word. 1626 01:13:24,416 --> 01:13:26,250 MARGARET: Well, I do. I want to hear. 1627 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:29,208 I want to know what my son's being called at school. 1628 01:13:30,791 --> 01:13:32,708 He called him disgusting. 1629 01:13:32,791 --> 01:13:34,291 And-and we will deal with that. 1630 01:13:34,375 --> 01:13:36,916 But, Jamie, this is gonna keep happening. 1631 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,916 Mimi Me is not a student at this school. 1632 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,750 Jamie New is. 1633 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:44,375 And if Jamie wants to come to prom, he comes as Jamie. 1634 01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:46,625 In a tie and-and a shirt and trousers, 1635 01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:48,041 like all the other boys. 1636 01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:51,000 I'm sorry, but your behavior today-- that's... 1637 01:13:51,083 --> 01:13:53,333 that's just the way it has to be. 1638 01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:56,666 We've heard enough. 1639 01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:58,083 -(door opens) -Jamie! 1640 01:13:58,166 --> 01:13:59,958 -(sighs) -JAMIE: Disgusting. 1641 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:02,000 How could he call Mimi Me disgusting? 1642 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,291 You know, Mimi is gorgeous, and glamorous. 1643 01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:06,250 Look at Miss Hedge in her knockoff Jimmy Choos. 1644 01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:07,791 -You know she's just jealous. -Jamie. 1645 01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,000 Calm down. 1646 01:14:09,083 --> 01:14:10,250 Me mum and dad'll hear you. 1647 01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:12,375 I'm not supposed to have boys in me room. 1648 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:13,791 Oh, I'm sorry, please hold me back 1649 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,291 whilst I try not to ravish you. 1650 01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:16,916 Jamie. House rules. 1651 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,250 Come on. 1652 01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:19,500 (sighs heavily) 1653 01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,583 Your room's so tidy. 1654 01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:28,875 I don't know how you do it. 1655 01:14:28,958 --> 01:14:32,000 I don't have as many dresses as you do. 1656 01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:36,666 I like your lamp. 1657 01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:38,916 Thanks. 1658 01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:43,875 Jamie, do you think... 1659 01:14:43,958 --> 01:14:46,250 Miss Hedge maybe has a point? 1660 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:49,458 If Mimi goes to prom, it'll only be about her. 1661 01:14:49,541 --> 01:14:51,791 Everyone else'll be overshadowed. 1662 01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:53,416 No, everyone loves Mimi. 1663 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:56,500 They love her on a stage... 1664 01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:58,708 but in real life... 1665 01:14:58,791 --> 01:15:02,208 she can say things that upset people. 1666 01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:06,583 Why does Mimi have to be part of the equation? 1667 01:15:06,666 --> 01:15:08,333 I'm gonna be a doctor, 1668 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,250 but it doesn't mean I have to go everywhere 1669 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:12,041 swinging my stethoscope. 1670 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:14,500 'Cause without Mimi, I'm... 1671 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,833 I'm just ugly. 1672 01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:25,125 Jamie... 1673 01:15:25,208 --> 01:15:27,375 you are stunning. 1674 01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:33,458 You know there's a name like Jamie in Arabic. 1675 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:36,291 Jamil. 1676 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:39,500 So if you were, like, Pakistani or Middle Eastern 1677 01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:41,125 or whatever, 1678 01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:43,750 we'd call you Jamil New. 1679 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:46,250 And do you know what Jamil means? 1680 01:15:47,291 --> 01:15:50,583 It means "beautiful." 1681 01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:52,666 ♪ ♪ 1682 01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:58,666 ♪ It means something that's only yours to give ♪ 1683 01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:05,375 ♪ It means choosing the way you want to live ♪ 1684 01:16:05,458 --> 01:16:08,666 ♪ It means wonderful ♪ 1685 01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:11,000 ♪ And it means powerful ♪ 1686 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:14,583 ♪ And it means true ♪ 1687 01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:22,208 ♪ It means something as perfect as it's pure ♪ 1688 01:16:22,291 --> 01:16:27,875 ♪ It means waiting until you know you're sure ♪ 1689 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:30,333 ♪ It means beautiful ♪ 1690 01:16:30,416 --> 01:16:33,666 ♪ And it's beautiful ♪ 1691 01:16:33,750 --> 01:16:36,583 ♪ Like you ♪ 1692 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:41,541 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1693 01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:45,000 ♪ Beautiful... ♪ 1694 01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:49,625 ♪ A little bit of glitter in the gray ♪ 1695 01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:52,375 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1696 01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:55,375 ♪ Beautiful... ♪ 1697 01:16:55,458 --> 01:17:01,083 ♪ Is something precious you don't simply give away ♪ 1698 01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:04,958 ♪ It means something that's always yours to keep ♪ 1699 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:12,041 ♪ It's the face you don't take off to go to sleep ♪ 1700 01:17:12,125 --> 01:17:14,500 ♪ It means simple ♪ 1701 01:17:14,583 --> 01:17:17,083 ♪ And it means magical ♪ 1702 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:20,833 ♪ Like a kiss ♪ 1703 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:28,750 ♪ It's a path that you choose to walk upon ♪ 1704 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:33,708 ♪ Not some fleeting thing you find one day is gone ♪ 1705 01:17:33,791 --> 01:17:36,750 ♪ It means innocence ♪ 1706 01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:39,833 ♪ And it means confidence ♪ 1707 01:17:39,916 --> 01:17:42,708 ♪ Like this ♪ 1708 01:17:44,625 --> 01:17:47,708 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1709 01:17:47,791 --> 01:17:50,583 ♪ Beautiful... ♪ 1710 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:51,875 What are you doing? 1711 01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:53,791 ♪ A little bit of glitter ♪ 1712 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,958 -♪ In the gray ♪ -Take it off. 1713 01:17:56,041 --> 01:17:58,958 -♪ Beautiful ♪ -This is... 1714 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,500 -♪ Beautiful... ♪ -disgusting. 1715 01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:06,083 ♪ Is something precious you don't rush to give away ♪ 1716 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:11,833 ♪ Beautiful. ♪ 1717 01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:14,250 (song ends) 1718 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:22,083 Jamie. 1719 01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:24,791 Talk to me. 1720 01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:38,250 Me dad... 1721 01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:45,083 ...he caught me once, dressing up. 1722 01:18:45,166 --> 01:18:47,166 The look on his face, 1723 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:49,666 and what he said, 1724 01:18:49,750 --> 01:18:53,416 has made me feel ugly my entire life. 1725 01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:59,875 People can change. 1726 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,375 I mean, he sent you flowers for your show. 1727 01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:04,375 But he's not replying to me texts. 1728 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:06,166 Well, you know, in the olden days, 1729 01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:08,750 people used to go and actually talk to each other. 1730 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:10,916 I can't go round. 1731 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:14,416 I'm scared. 1732 01:19:18,916 --> 01:19:21,541 You were scared to walk into that drag shop, 1733 01:19:21,625 --> 01:19:25,500 you were scared to step onto that stage. 1734 01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:27,750 What would have happened if you'd turned back then? 1735 01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:31,208 Everything you've achieved these past few weeks, Jamie, 1736 01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:33,875 has brought you here. 1737 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:36,875 You can't let being scared stop you now. 1738 01:19:40,333 --> 01:19:42,333 ♪ ♪ 1739 01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:52,375 If I don't say it enough, 1740 01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:55,375 you're the best friend a boy who sometimes wants to be a girl 1741 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:57,083 could ever wish for. 1742 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,291 -(door opens) -See ya. 1743 01:20:06,375 --> 01:20:07,625 Bye. 1744 01:20:09,708 --> 01:20:11,625 (door closes) 1745 01:20:11,708 --> 01:20:13,541 ♪ It's a secret ♪ 1746 01:20:13,625 --> 01:20:17,583 ♪ You never get to tell ♪ 1747 01:20:17,666 --> 01:20:20,458 ♪ Something shy and special ♪ 1748 01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:24,208 ♪ Stuck inside its shell ♪ 1749 01:20:24,291 --> 01:20:27,250 ♪ It means brilliant ♪ 1750 01:20:27,333 --> 01:20:30,541 ♪ And resilient ♪ 1751 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:34,291 ♪ But not free ♪ 1752 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:39,041 ♪ Beautiful. ♪ 1753 01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:40,625 Hiya, Dad. 1754 01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:42,125 Jamie. 1755 01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:43,625 I can't stop, I'm off to the match. 1756 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,833 Yeah, this'll just take a minute. 1757 01:20:47,416 --> 01:20:50,458 I wanted to thank you for the flowers. 1758 01:20:51,875 --> 01:20:53,250 What flowers? 1759 01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:55,916 A-At me show. 1760 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,500 What show? 1761 01:20:57,583 --> 01:20:59,375 Me drag show at Social Club. 1762 01:20:59,458 --> 01:21:00,958 You sent me flowers to say... 1763 01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:02,958 What, you got on a stage at Social? 1764 01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:04,875 -You sent me flowers. -I sent you now't. 1765 01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:06,166 Why would I? 1766 01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:09,083 -Mum said she told you. -Yeah, well, she didn't. 1767 01:21:09,166 --> 01:21:12,500 I suppose she didn't tell you what I told her, neither? 1768 01:21:15,666 --> 01:21:17,583 I'm done with this. All of it. 1769 01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:18,833 I'm done with you. 1770 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:19,958 No, you don't mean that. 1771 01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:22,541 I wanted a son so badly. 1772 01:21:25,541 --> 01:21:27,833 And I got you. 1773 01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:29,916 ♪ ♪ 1774 01:21:30,875 --> 01:21:33,375 (engine starting) 1775 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:35,416 (car driving away) 1776 01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:43,541 ♪ ♪ 1777 01:21:50,125 --> 01:21:52,125 ♪ ♪ 1778 01:21:56,750 --> 01:21:58,541 Who sent me the flowers, Mum? 1779 01:22:01,791 --> 01:22:03,583 What else was from you? 1780 01:22:03,666 --> 01:22:06,125 The birthday card? 1781 01:22:06,208 --> 01:22:07,750 The 50 quid? 1782 01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:11,500 (quietly): How could you? 1783 01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:15,791 I just wanted you to be happy. 1784 01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:17,041 So you lied. 1785 01:22:18,083 --> 01:22:19,583 -No, don't. Don't. -No, I don't want it anymore. 1786 01:22:19,666 --> 01:22:20,750 -I-I said... -No, no, Jamie. No! 1787 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:23,000 -get off! -(material ripping) 1788 01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:27,833 (Jamie scoffs) 1789 01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:30,041 You ruin everything. 1790 01:22:30,125 --> 01:22:32,791 Stop living your life through me. 1791 01:22:32,875 --> 01:22:35,458 Just 'cause you've never been anyone. 1792 01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:43,708 (door opens) 1793 01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:45,875 (door slams shut) 1794 01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:49,958 ♪ ♪ 1795 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:04,625 ♪ The cold empty mornings ♪ 1796 01:23:05,666 --> 01:23:10,375 ♪ The coffee cup warnings ♪ 1797 01:23:11,625 --> 01:23:14,125 ♪ Remembering the spark ♪ 1798 01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:16,958 ♪ That lived in a love ♪ 1799 01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:20,708 ♪ That died in the dark ♪ 1800 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:27,500 ♪ But life keeps you guessing ♪ 1801 01:23:28,833 --> 01:23:32,708 ♪ Along came a blessing ♪ 1802 01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:37,208 ♪ My world was awake ♪ 1803 01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:40,000 ♪ My precious surprise ♪ 1804 01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:43,791 ♪ My perfect mistake ♪ 1805 01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:46,750 ♪ And maybe ♪ 1806 01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:52,333 ♪ He'll break my heart ♪ 1807 01:23:52,416 --> 01:23:57,500 ♪ 'Cause he'll take my heart ♪ 1808 01:23:57,583 --> 01:24:00,666 ♪ When he goes ♪ 1809 01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:06,625 ♪ I'm dreading the day when he just walks away ♪ 1810 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:10,000 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1811 01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:12,666 ♪ He drives me insane ♪ 1812 01:24:12,750 --> 01:24:15,666 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1813 01:24:15,750 --> 01:24:18,333 ♪ My pleasure, my pain ♪ 1814 01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:20,166 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1815 01:24:20,250 --> 01:24:24,041 ♪ Believe me, he don't make it easy ♪ 1816 01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:28,750 ♪ He'll own me until he's outgrown me ♪ 1817 01:24:28,833 --> 01:24:32,500 ♪ But still he's my boy ♪ 1818 01:24:34,875 --> 01:24:41,416 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1819 01:24:43,708 --> 01:24:47,458 ♪ From the moment I saw him ♪ 1820 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:53,250 ♪ No man came before him ♪ 1821 01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:58,291 ♪ He taught me to fight ♪ 1822 01:24:58,375 --> 01:25:00,541 ♪ To knock back the black ♪ 1823 01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:04,833 ♪ To let in the light ♪ 1824 01:25:04,916 --> 01:25:07,708 ♪ And maybe ♪ 1825 01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:12,458 ♪ He'll break my heart ♪ 1826 01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:18,083 ♪ 'Cause he'll take my heart ♪ 1827 01:25:18,166 --> 01:25:21,166 ♪ When he goes ♪ 1828 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:24,000 ♪ It's cruel that he can ♪ 1829 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:26,500 ♪ But that's just like a man ♪ 1830 01:25:26,583 --> 01:25:29,958 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1831 01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:32,333 ♪ My blessing, my curse ♪ 1832 01:25:32,416 --> 01:25:35,125 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1833 01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:37,916 ♪ For better, for worse ♪ 1834 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,083 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1835 01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:44,291 ♪ Believe me, he don't make it easy ♪ 1836 01:25:44,375 --> 01:25:48,500 ♪ He needs me, fulfills me, then bleeds me ♪ 1837 01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:52,583 ♪ But still he's my boy ♪ 1838 01:25:54,541 --> 01:26:00,916 ♪ He's my boy... ♪ 1839 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:05,708 ♪ And don't tell me I'm fooling myself ♪ 1840 01:26:05,791 --> 01:26:09,083 ♪ Falling again ♪ 1841 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,833 ♪ 'Cause I know the pattern ♪ 1842 01:26:14,916 --> 01:26:20,500 ♪ I know the price, and I know the men ♪ 1843 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:26,666 ♪ And I know the bright lights ♪ 1844 01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:31,291 ♪ Are going to tempt him to stray ♪ 1845 01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:37,916 ♪ But I'd trade my tomorrows ♪ 1846 01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:42,583 ♪ To have him today ♪ 1847 01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:46,666 ♪ Today... ♪ 1848 01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:48,583 ♪ Today, he's my ♪ 1849 01:26:48,666 --> 01:26:51,291 ♪ He's my, he's my ♪ 1850 01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:55,708 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1851 01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:57,291 ♪ And boys always grow ♪ 1852 01:26:57,375 --> 01:27:00,916 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1853 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,583 ♪ And boys always go ♪ 1854 01:27:02,666 --> 01:27:05,458 ♪ He's my boy ♪ 1855 01:27:05,541 --> 01:27:09,875 ♪ He's blinded and so bloody-minded ♪ 1856 01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:11,958 ♪ He's clueless and clever ♪ 1857 01:27:12,041 --> 01:27:14,666 ♪ Confusing but ever ♪ 1858 01:27:14,750 --> 01:27:20,375 ♪ My boy... ♪ 1859 01:27:22,833 --> 01:27:25,000 (sighs) 1860 01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:26,708 Dad. 1861 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:31,375 Dad. 1862 01:27:31,458 --> 01:27:34,208 ♪ He's my voice ♪ 1863 01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:36,416 ♪ He's my chance ♪ 1864 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:39,291 ♪ He's my smile ♪ 1865 01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:41,208 ♪ He's my day ♪ 1866 01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:43,958 ♪ He's my life ♪ 1867 01:27:44,041 --> 01:27:46,875 ♪ He's my pain ♪ 1868 01:27:46,958 --> 01:27:51,708 ♪ He's my joy ♪ 1869 01:27:55,708 --> 01:28:00,875 ♪ He is my baby ♪ 1870 01:28:02,333 --> 01:28:10,375 ♪ He's my man ♪ 1871 01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:19,875 ♪ He's my boy. ♪ 1872 01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:26,791 -(pounding on door) -We're closed! 1873 01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:28,625 (pounding continues) 1874 01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:31,250 I said we're closed! 1875 01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:32,541 (pounding) 1876 01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:34,708 We're chuffing well still closed. 1877 01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:36,791 -(hinges creaking) -(door chime playing) 1878 01:28:38,125 --> 01:28:41,166 Oh, Jamie. 1879 01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:43,041 I'll be honest with you, flower. 1880 01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:44,875 It's not your best look. 1881 01:28:46,208 --> 01:28:49,208 -(water running, stops) -HUGO: You must have known, 1882 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:51,625 turning up dressed like that, to the match, 1883 01:28:51,708 --> 01:28:53,166 what would happen. 1884 01:28:54,375 --> 01:28:57,125 So... why'd you do it? 1885 01:28:57,208 --> 01:28:58,625 'Cause I deserved it. 1886 01:28:58,708 --> 01:28:59,625 Oh. 1887 01:28:59,708 --> 01:29:01,916 My life's a mess, Hugo. 1888 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,541 I'm nobody. 1889 01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:07,125 I'm nothing. 1890 01:29:07,208 --> 01:29:09,958 I'm disgusting and vile and nothing. 1891 01:29:10,041 --> 01:29:11,333 Jamie, 1892 01:29:11,416 --> 01:29:13,833 never say such terrible things. 1893 01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:15,083 Do you hear me? 1894 01:29:15,166 --> 01:29:16,708 Well, that's what he thinks. 1895 01:29:16,791 --> 01:29:18,166 Who? 1896 01:29:19,125 --> 01:29:20,375 Me dad. 1897 01:29:20,458 --> 01:29:22,166 Oh, don't listen to him. 1898 01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:26,458 He's a silly, ignorant man, that's all. 1899 01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:28,541 And he has no power over you now. 1900 01:29:28,625 --> 01:29:29,875 No. 1901 01:29:30,916 --> 01:29:32,916 When I'm Mimi, 1902 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,458 I can do anything. 1903 01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:38,000 But Jamie... 1904 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:39,291 he's pathetic. 1905 01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:43,250 Jamie, you put grown men to shame, 1906 01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:45,333 do you know that? 1907 01:29:45,416 --> 01:29:49,083 I look at you, and this world, and how you live in it, 1908 01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:51,958 and how everything's changing so fast, 1909 01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:54,333 and I think... 1910 01:29:54,416 --> 01:29:57,166 what do I know anymore? 1911 01:29:57,250 --> 01:29:58,958 (scoffs) 1912 01:29:59,041 --> 01:30:03,041 I'm so bloody old and out-of-date, 1913 01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:06,208 and you, you're just... 1914 01:30:06,291 --> 01:30:07,833 new. 1915 01:30:07,916 --> 01:30:10,250 I don't know what that means. 1916 01:30:12,291 --> 01:30:13,625 I don't know who I am. 1917 01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:15,625 You're 16, of course you don't. 1918 01:30:15,708 --> 01:30:18,041 You're still cooking. 1919 01:30:19,708 --> 01:30:23,583 Jamie, the final rule of drag 1920 01:30:23,666 --> 01:30:26,125 is that there's no such thing as rules. 1921 01:30:26,208 --> 01:30:28,041 Do what you need to do. 1922 01:30:28,125 --> 01:30:30,416 Be who you need to be. 1923 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:33,125 Because if anyone can do it... 1924 01:30:33,208 --> 01:30:34,625 it's you. 1925 01:30:34,708 --> 01:30:37,250 You. 1926 01:30:38,916 --> 01:30:40,500 Eh. 1927 01:30:41,541 --> 01:30:43,833 You. 1928 01:30:46,916 --> 01:30:48,666 Now. 1929 01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:50,416 Drink it up. 1930 01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:53,083 Come on. 1931 01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:57,583 ♪ ♪ 1932 01:31:03,916 --> 01:31:05,708 (sets keys on table) 1933 01:31:25,041 --> 01:31:27,500 I'm sorry, Mum. 1934 01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:30,458 I'm all right. 1935 01:31:30,541 --> 01:31:32,750 It's just a stupid thing I did. 1936 01:31:33,791 --> 01:31:35,791 I won't be doing again. 1937 01:31:37,958 --> 01:31:40,333 Sit down. 1938 01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:50,458 I'm sorry I lied. 1939 01:31:51,833 --> 01:31:54,416 Why did you do it? 1940 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,500 I didn't think it through, did I? 1941 01:32:18,583 --> 01:32:19,916 (inhales sharply) 1942 01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:25,041 -Sorry. -It's all right. 1943 01:32:25,125 --> 01:32:27,583 I deserve it. 1944 01:32:28,750 --> 01:32:32,291 No, Jamie. 1945 01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:34,958 You don't deserve any of this. 1946 01:32:36,208 --> 01:32:38,791 Your dad... 1947 01:32:39,833 --> 01:32:42,833 Oh, what was I thinking loving a man like that, eh? 1948 01:32:42,916 --> 01:32:45,125 (Jamie laughs softly) 1949 01:32:45,208 --> 01:32:48,083 Who needs a dad anyway? 1950 01:32:48,166 --> 01:32:49,916 We got Ray. 1951 01:32:51,541 --> 01:32:53,750 She's twice the man he'll ever be. 1952 01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:55,875 And with bigger balls. 1953 01:32:58,250 --> 01:33:00,250 Mum. 1954 01:33:02,125 --> 01:33:04,791 Do you ever wish I were just normal? 1955 01:33:04,875 --> 01:33:07,125 No. 1956 01:33:07,208 --> 01:33:09,708 Never. 1957 01:33:09,791 --> 01:33:12,625 And what's normal anyway? This is normal for you. 1958 01:33:12,708 --> 01:33:16,333 Oh, well, if I were normal, I could go to prom. 1959 01:33:16,416 --> 01:33:18,000 If I was normal, Dad would've stayed. 1960 01:33:19,041 --> 01:33:22,416 Your dad's an idiot. 1961 01:33:22,500 --> 01:33:24,416 You've done nothing wrong, Jamie. 1962 01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:27,000 You never did. 1963 01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:29,583 But I am sorry. 1964 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,666 I'm sorry for him, 1965 01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:34,708 because he's missing out on so much. 1966 01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:37,791 I mean, look at you, eh. 1967 01:33:38,833 --> 01:33:40,958 And you can still go to the prom, if you want. 1968 01:33:41,041 --> 01:33:43,416 I don't care if you go in trousers or a dress, 1969 01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:46,000 or wearing nothing at all, as long as you go as you. 1970 01:33:46,083 --> 01:33:49,083 Because whatever you do, 1971 01:33:49,166 --> 01:33:53,166 you are always beautiful. 1972 01:33:55,416 --> 01:33:58,666 ♪ Beauty is the face I see ♪ 1973 01:33:58,750 --> 01:34:01,833 ♪ Smiling right in front of me ♪ 1974 01:34:01,916 --> 01:34:06,833 ♪ I've been so dumb ♪ 1975 01:34:06,916 --> 01:34:11,541 ♪ 'Cause you are beautiful, my mum ♪ 1976 01:34:15,875 --> 01:34:18,750 ♪ Me birthday shoes were meant to roam ♪ 1977 01:34:18,833 --> 01:34:22,541 ♪ But beauty's in the coming home ♪ 1978 01:34:22,625 --> 01:34:26,458 ♪ And feeling free ♪ 1979 01:34:26,541 --> 01:34:31,750 ♪ You are more beautiful than me ♪ 1980 01:34:36,416 --> 01:34:40,500 ♪ And I have seen a light that's shining bright ♪ 1981 01:34:40,583 --> 01:34:44,583 ♪ And it's been brighter than I knew ♪ 1982 01:34:44,666 --> 01:34:47,666 ♪ And it's a light that passed me by ♪ 1983 01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:53,916 ♪ But it shines right from you, my mum ♪ 1984 01:34:54,000 --> 01:35:00,041 ♪ I'm sorry for the stupid things I've done ♪ 1985 01:35:00,125 --> 01:35:06,583 ♪ I'm sorry for the stranger I've become ♪ 1986 01:35:06,666 --> 01:35:12,833 ♪ And I'd be nothing if you'd not been there ♪ 1987 01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:17,708 ♪ To care ♪ 1988 01:35:17,791 --> 01:35:21,541 -♪ And now ♪ -♪ I'd give my life to see you ♪ 1989 01:35:21,625 --> 01:35:24,750 -♪ I'll get out there and show the world ♪ -♪ Smile ♪ 1990 01:35:24,833 --> 01:35:28,541 -♪ And how ♪ -♪ I thought I'd lost you ♪ 1991 01:35:28,625 --> 01:35:31,166 -♪ For a while ♪ -♪ 'Cause you and me aren't easy ♪ 1992 01:35:31,250 --> 01:35:35,458 ♪ To destroy ♪ 1993 01:35:35,541 --> 01:35:40,875 ♪ And I will always be your biggest fan ♪ 1994 01:35:42,041 --> 01:35:44,666 ♪ My man ♪ 1995 01:35:49,708 --> 01:35:55,125 ♪ Your boy. ♪ 1996 01:35:57,125 --> 01:35:59,458 Give us a love. 1997 01:36:05,125 --> 01:36:07,250 (song ends) 1998 01:36:17,625 --> 01:36:19,875 ♪ Are you ready to go? ♪ 1999 01:36:19,958 --> 01:36:22,208 ♪ Don't miss this party ♪ 2000 01:36:22,291 --> 01:36:24,208 ♪ Got to let your light glow ♪ 2001 01:36:24,291 --> 01:36:26,208 ♪ While you're still young ♪ 2002 01:36:26,291 --> 01:36:29,250 ♪ While you're still young ♪ 2003 01:36:30,541 --> 01:36:34,166 ♪ While you're still young... ♪ 2004 01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:35,416 BOTH: It's prom night tonight. 2005 01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:36,666 We'll see you there. 2006 01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:38,541 Aw, twinnies, so cute. 2007 01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:41,000 Oh, my God, that shade looks so lush on you. 2008 01:36:41,083 --> 01:36:44,041 Well, I was gonna wear blue but You're Gorgeous says "no." 2009 01:36:44,125 --> 01:36:45,375 (laughs) 2010 01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:46,791 Looks good. 2011 01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:50,041 Don't judge. 2012 01:36:50,125 --> 01:36:51,791 It's just one night. 2013 01:36:51,875 --> 01:36:54,291 ♪ The whole world dance ♪ 2014 01:36:54,375 --> 01:36:58,208 ♪ Don't waste a moment more ♪ 2015 01:36:58,291 --> 01:37:02,208 ♪ Time to take the floor ♪ 2016 01:37:02,291 --> 01:37:06,166 ♪ Show what you feel inside ♪ 2017 01:37:06,250 --> 01:37:10,833 ♪ And you're gonna find your tribe ♪ 2018 01:37:10,916 --> 01:37:13,416 ♪ Are you ready to go? ♪ 2019 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:15,333 ♪ Don't miss this party ♪ 2020 01:37:15,416 --> 01:37:17,500 ♪ Are you ready to go? ♪ 2021 01:37:17,583 --> 01:37:19,458 ♪ Tonight is yours ♪ 2022 01:37:19,541 --> 01:37:21,458 ♪ Better put on a show ♪ 2023 01:37:21,541 --> 01:37:23,666 ♪ The music's starting ♪ 2024 01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:25,625 ♪ Got to let your light glow ♪ 2025 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:26,833 ♪ While you're still young... ♪ 2026 01:37:26,916 --> 01:37:28,041 BECCA and BEX: This is epic. 2027 01:37:28,125 --> 01:37:30,333 -Evening. -What is she wearing? 2028 01:37:31,916 --> 01:37:34,250 BOTH: Hiya, Vicki. We love what you're wearing. 2029 01:37:34,333 --> 01:37:36,041 Looking fine, ladies. 2030 01:37:36,125 --> 01:37:37,666 Boys in suits. 2031 01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:38,666 Check them. 2032 01:37:38,750 --> 01:37:39,916 Think they're all James Bond. 2033 01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:41,958 License To Drill, innit, 2034 01:37:42,041 --> 01:37:44,875 'cause I'm gonna drill me some sweet, sweet... 2035 01:37:44,958 --> 01:37:47,083 -BOTH: Shut up, Levi. -(laughter) 2036 01:37:47,166 --> 01:37:48,625 BOTH: Chuffing hell. 2037 01:37:48,708 --> 01:37:50,583 -Pritti, you're wearing makeup. -Yeah? 2038 01:37:50,666 --> 01:37:52,875 -Looks lush on you. -Thanks. 2039 01:37:52,958 --> 01:37:54,708 DEAN: Oh, my God. 2040 01:37:54,791 --> 01:37:56,416 Look at the makeup on it. 2041 01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:58,541 I thought there were only one drag queen in this school. 2042 01:37:58,625 --> 01:37:59,875 -What, is it contagious? -Dean, 2043 01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:01,291 why do you have to be such a wanker? 2044 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,500 Why does she have to be such a waccy, spaccy virgin? 2045 01:38:03,583 --> 01:38:04,750 -Dean. -It's all right. 2046 01:38:04,833 --> 01:38:05,875 It doesn't matter. 2047 01:38:05,958 --> 01:38:08,125 What did it say? 2048 01:38:08,208 --> 01:38:09,916 I said... 2049 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,208 it doesn't matter. 2050 01:38:13,125 --> 01:38:14,916 And that's the truth, Dean. 2051 01:38:15,958 --> 01:38:18,750 What you say, what you think, 2052 01:38:18,833 --> 01:38:20,750 what you do... 2053 01:38:20,833 --> 01:38:22,708 it doesn't matter anymore. 2054 01:38:22,791 --> 01:38:25,000 No, I am not a "spac," 2055 01:38:25,083 --> 01:38:27,166 as you so ignorantly call it. 2056 01:38:27,250 --> 01:38:31,000 What I am is clever. 2057 01:38:31,083 --> 01:38:33,875 But if you want to turn that into an insult, then fine. 2058 01:38:33,958 --> 01:38:35,541 Knock yourself out. 2059 01:38:35,625 --> 01:38:38,791 Because tomorrow, we're done. 2060 01:38:38,875 --> 01:38:42,291 Exams over, school finished. 2061 01:38:42,375 --> 01:38:46,166 And I start getting on with the rest of my life. 2062 01:38:47,208 --> 01:38:48,750 But you... 2063 01:38:48,833 --> 01:38:51,000 tomorrow... 2064 01:38:51,083 --> 01:38:52,333 you're nothing. 2065 01:38:52,416 --> 01:38:56,250 -(shocked laughter) -This school is your world. 2066 01:38:56,333 --> 01:38:58,083 No more big fish, 2067 01:38:58,166 --> 01:38:59,875 no more small pond. 2068 01:38:59,958 --> 01:39:02,333 You've got... 2069 01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:04,000 five hours left 2070 01:39:04,083 --> 01:39:06,416 of being someone that anybody cares about, 2071 01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:08,125 and that's it. 2072 01:39:08,208 --> 01:39:10,541 So call me spaccy, if it makes you happy, 2073 01:39:10,625 --> 01:39:12,833 but enjoy it while you can, 2074 01:39:12,916 --> 01:39:15,416 because your time's almost up. 2075 01:39:16,916 --> 01:39:20,500 And, yeah, I am a virgin, 2076 01:39:20,583 --> 01:39:23,208 and I'm proud of that, too. 2077 01:39:23,291 --> 01:39:24,875 Whoa, man, she totally nailed you. 2078 01:39:24,958 --> 01:39:27,541 (laughter) 2079 01:39:27,625 --> 01:39:30,083 Yeah, well, you haven't got a date for prom. 2080 01:39:31,125 --> 01:39:33,125 What are you talking about? 2081 01:39:33,208 --> 01:39:35,083 I'm here with him. 2082 01:39:35,166 --> 01:39:37,125 (students gasping, murmuring) 2083 01:39:49,625 --> 01:39:52,291 Jamie, you look amazing. 2084 01:39:52,375 --> 01:39:54,291 He looks so good. 2085 01:39:54,375 --> 01:39:56,375 (excited chattering) 2086 01:39:57,375 --> 01:39:59,083 (laughs softly) 2087 01:39:59,166 --> 01:40:02,041 BOTH: Jamie, you're iconic. 2088 01:40:02,125 --> 01:40:04,375 Oh, my God, if I didn't know, I totally would. 2089 01:40:04,458 --> 01:40:06,458 -You made it. -Course I did. 2090 01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:09,208 -You look beautiful. -Thanks. 2091 01:40:09,291 --> 01:40:10,375 So do you. 2092 01:40:10,458 --> 01:40:11,708 You're enormous. 2093 01:40:11,791 --> 01:40:13,708 HEDGE: Jamie. 2094 01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:17,416 I thought I told you you weren't welcome dressed like that. 2095 01:40:17,500 --> 01:40:19,250 Uh, you told me not to come as Mimi Me, miss. 2096 01:40:19,333 --> 01:40:20,791 And I haven't. 2097 01:40:20,875 --> 01:40:23,000 This is just Jamie, in a dress. 2098 01:40:23,083 --> 01:40:25,666 No, this is just Jamie hijacking an event 2099 01:40:25,750 --> 01:40:27,291 that's meant for everyone. 2100 01:40:27,375 --> 01:40:28,500 I meant what I said: 2101 01:40:28,583 --> 01:40:30,250 Tonight is for all the students. 2102 01:40:30,333 --> 01:40:31,875 I'm not going to have you ruin it for them. 2103 01:40:31,958 --> 01:40:33,208 But he's not ruining it. 2104 01:40:33,291 --> 01:40:35,125 He's making it a night to remember. 2105 01:40:35,208 --> 01:40:37,208 -(students murmuring) -No. 2106 01:40:37,291 --> 01:40:39,250 No, I've made my decision. 2107 01:40:40,458 --> 01:40:42,583 All right, miss. 2108 01:40:42,666 --> 01:40:44,416 (sighs) 2109 01:40:47,375 --> 01:40:50,416 I love me dress, 2110 01:40:50,500 --> 01:40:52,333 and me shoes. 2111 01:40:52,416 --> 01:40:55,333 I've got everything I wanted, so... 2112 01:40:55,416 --> 01:40:57,250 I'm just gonna go home now. 2113 01:40:58,750 --> 01:41:00,708 (quietly): Laters, Pritti. (kisses) 2114 01:41:00,791 --> 01:41:02,291 (students murmuring) 2115 01:41:02,375 --> 01:41:04,541 Are you fucking kidding me?! 2116 01:41:04,625 --> 01:41:06,333 (shocked gasps) 2117 01:41:06,416 --> 01:41:08,416 After all this? 2118 01:41:08,500 --> 01:41:09,791 Pritti, you dropped the f-bomb. 2119 01:41:09,875 --> 01:41:11,166 (laughter) 2120 01:41:11,250 --> 01:41:13,333 She won't let Jamie in 'cause he's wearing a dress. 2121 01:41:13,416 --> 01:41:15,875 No, because rules are rules 2122 01:41:15,958 --> 01:41:17,083 for a reason. 2123 01:41:17,166 --> 01:41:18,125 There is a dress code. 2124 01:41:18,208 --> 01:41:20,541 Dress code says "Promfabulous." 2125 01:41:20,625 --> 01:41:22,625 Promfabulous. 2126 01:41:22,708 --> 01:41:24,791 STEF: I mean, miss, what's the problem? 2127 01:41:24,875 --> 01:41:26,458 I tweeted his picture and got 12 likes. 2128 01:41:26,541 --> 01:41:28,166 That's more than me gecko. 2129 01:41:28,250 --> 01:41:29,375 (laughter) 2130 01:41:29,458 --> 01:41:31,333 Let Jamie in, miss. 2131 01:41:31,416 --> 01:41:32,833 Please. 2132 01:41:39,208 --> 01:41:41,000 (chuckles) 2133 01:41:43,041 --> 01:41:47,250 Ladies and gentlemen, the doors to prom hall are open. 2134 01:41:47,333 --> 01:41:48,875 -Everybody, in. -BEX: No. 2135 01:41:48,958 --> 01:41:50,333 Not without Jamie. 2136 01:41:50,416 --> 01:41:53,125 He don't go in, we don't go in. 2137 01:41:56,250 --> 01:41:58,625 -I said, everybody, in. -PRITTI: No. 2138 01:41:58,708 --> 01:42:00,750 Everybody, out. 2139 01:42:01,750 --> 01:42:03,000 (chanting): Jamie. 2140 01:42:03,083 --> 01:42:05,000 STUDENTS (chanting): Jamie. Jamie. 2141 01:42:05,083 --> 01:42:07,500 (faster): Jamie. Jamie. Jamie. 2142 01:42:07,583 --> 01:42:09,083 -Oh, you be quiet. -Jamie! Jamie! Jamie! 2143 01:42:09,166 --> 01:42:10,875 -(chanting continues) -Stop. Stop! Stop! 2144 01:42:10,958 --> 01:42:13,291 -Stop! Stop! Stop! -(chanting stops) 2145 01:42:13,375 --> 01:42:14,583 -Honestly, you're all mad. -(students chuckle) 2146 01:42:14,666 --> 01:42:16,333 And I can't tell you what this means to me, 2147 01:42:16,416 --> 01:42:20,000 but this is your special night, not mine. 2148 01:42:20,083 --> 01:42:22,083 ♪ ♪ 2149 01:42:25,041 --> 01:42:27,750 You told me to come as the real me, miss, 2150 01:42:27,833 --> 01:42:29,750 and I have. 2151 01:42:31,333 --> 01:42:34,416 Prom-- it's a fairy tale. 2152 01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:38,416 But this-- 2153 01:42:38,500 --> 01:42:42,250 me like this-- is real. 2154 01:42:45,291 --> 01:42:46,708 (sighs) 2155 01:42:50,250 --> 01:42:52,083 -(students murmur) -Jamie. 2156 01:43:03,750 --> 01:43:05,208 Just go in. 2157 01:43:05,291 --> 01:43:07,750 -Yes! -Yes! -(students exclaiming) 2158 01:43:07,833 --> 01:43:10,583 (students whooping, chattering excitedly) 2159 01:43:10,666 --> 01:43:12,666 ♪ ♪ 2160 01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:15,541 Nice shoes, miss. 2161 01:43:17,375 --> 01:43:19,375 Nice shoes, Jamie. 2162 01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:24,833 Get you, leading the revolution. 2163 01:43:24,916 --> 01:43:26,000 (chuckles): I know. 2164 01:43:26,083 --> 01:43:27,125 You're rubbing off. 2165 01:43:27,208 --> 01:43:28,541 You're like a superhero. 2166 01:43:28,625 --> 01:43:29,708 I'm not a superhero. 2167 01:43:29,791 --> 01:43:31,416 -I'm just a boy in a dress. -(chuckles) 2168 01:43:31,500 --> 01:43:33,750 You will dance with me, won't ya? 2169 01:43:33,833 --> 01:43:37,791 Pritti, you and me-- we'll be dancing forever. 2170 01:43:37,875 --> 01:43:39,916 (chuckles softly) 2171 01:43:41,500 --> 01:43:43,333 -See you inside. -Okay. 2172 01:43:50,833 --> 01:43:53,666 You're not coming in, then? 2173 01:43:53,750 --> 01:43:55,583 Sod off. 2174 01:44:01,541 --> 01:44:03,541 So now you know what it's like. 2175 01:44:04,750 --> 01:44:07,125 -Being the odd one out. -Screw you, Jamie New. 2176 01:44:07,208 --> 01:44:09,291 Oh, come on, Dean. 2177 01:44:09,375 --> 01:44:11,000 I mean it. 2178 01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:14,333 We're never gonna see each other again, not after tonight, 2179 01:44:14,416 --> 01:44:17,791 so just... come in and have a dance. 2180 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:21,958 Why not do one nice thing before it's all over? 2181 01:44:22,041 --> 01:44:23,833 -She's right, isn't she? -Who? 2182 01:44:23,916 --> 01:44:26,458 Your little mate in there. 2183 01:44:26,541 --> 01:44:28,541 Big fish, small pond-- you think that's all I am? 2184 01:44:28,625 --> 01:44:29,958 Oh, it doesn't matter what I think. 2185 01:44:30,041 --> 01:44:31,666 Yes, it does. 2186 01:44:32,666 --> 01:44:34,041 'Cause, Sod's Law, Jamie New, 2187 01:44:34,125 --> 01:44:36,125 we are gonna see each other again. 2188 01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:40,083 And I'll be doing some shit job, if I'm lucky, 2189 01:44:40,166 --> 01:44:42,125 and you'll walk right past me; you won't even recognize me. 2190 01:44:42,208 --> 01:44:45,208 How could I not recognize you? You're Dean Paxton. 2191 01:44:46,333 --> 01:44:47,750 Come on. 2192 01:44:49,041 --> 01:44:51,916 I'll even let you have a dance with me. 2193 01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:53,750 Turns out I'm pretty popular at the minute. 2194 01:44:53,833 --> 01:44:55,625 Might help with your street cred. 2195 01:44:55,708 --> 01:44:57,625 ♪ ♪ 2196 01:44:57,708 --> 01:45:00,041 Go on, be a man. 2197 01:45:00,125 --> 01:45:01,291 Take my hand. 2198 01:45:01,375 --> 01:45:03,583 -I'm not gay. -That's all right. 2199 01:45:03,666 --> 01:45:06,291 I'm not really a girl either. Nobody's perfect. 2200 01:45:09,416 --> 01:45:12,416 So, Dean Paxton, 2201 01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:14,291 how about it? 2202 01:45:14,375 --> 01:45:17,166 One last dance. 2203 01:45:17,250 --> 01:45:19,166 For old times' sake. 2204 01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:21,250 ♪ ♪ 2205 01:45:26,333 --> 01:45:29,166 No, Dean, I'll lead. 2206 01:45:29,250 --> 01:45:32,250 ("Out of the Darkness (A Place Where We Belong)" playing) 2207 01:45:46,041 --> 01:45:47,708 I'm sorry for being a dick. 2208 01:45:47,791 --> 01:45:49,916 ♪ Well, you've come pretty far ♪ 2209 01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:51,875 ♪ But you know where you are... ♪ 2210 01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:53,625 It's all right. 2211 01:45:53,708 --> 01:45:55,250 You're only a little one. 2212 01:45:56,791 --> 01:45:58,333 ♪ And the friends that you choose ♪ 2213 01:45:58,416 --> 01:46:00,000 ♪ Wanna walk in your shoes ♪ 2214 01:46:00,083 --> 01:46:02,833 ♪ You're home ♪ 2215 01:46:02,916 --> 01:46:05,208 (phone dings) 2216 01:46:05,291 --> 01:46:08,333 ♪ Any day you feel your skies falling ♪ 2217 01:46:08,416 --> 01:46:09,666 (sighs) 2218 01:46:09,750 --> 01:46:13,250 ♪ Look above, see a bright silver lining ♪ 2219 01:46:13,333 --> 01:46:15,708 ♪ Listen up, there's a new freedom calling ♪ 2220 01:46:15,791 --> 01:46:18,041 (both screaming excitedly) 2221 01:46:18,125 --> 01:46:20,916 ♪ Calling you to a place where you're shining ♪ 2222 01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:22,291 (sighs) 2223 01:46:22,375 --> 01:46:26,541 ♪ Out of the darkness, into the spotlight ♪ 2224 01:46:26,625 --> 01:46:29,708 ♪ There is a new star shining so bright ♪ 2225 01:46:29,791 --> 01:46:34,000 ♪ Out of the darkness, into the spotlight ♪ 2226 01:46:34,083 --> 01:46:36,333 ♪ There is a new star ♪ 2227 01:46:36,416 --> 01:46:38,583 -(students cheering) -♪ Shining so bright ♪ 2228 01:46:38,666 --> 01:46:42,708 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2229 01:46:42,791 --> 01:46:47,458 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2230 01:46:47,541 --> 01:46:49,250 ♪ So get up when you're down ♪ 2231 01:46:49,333 --> 01:46:52,750 ♪ 'Cause this homecoming crown has come home ♪ 2232 01:46:55,166 --> 01:46:59,541 ♪ I was lost, I was found, took the long way around ♪ 2233 01:46:59,625 --> 01:47:03,333 ♪ But I'm home ♪ 2234 01:47:05,208 --> 01:47:07,541 ♪ You and me got a song that we're singing ♪ 2235 01:47:09,291 --> 01:47:11,916 ♪ You and me got a drum that we're drumming ♪ 2236 01:47:13,125 --> 01:47:15,875 ♪ Listen up to the changes we're ringing ♪ 2237 01:47:17,458 --> 01:47:21,041 ♪ Nothing's going to stop us from coming ♪ 2238 01:47:21,125 --> 01:47:22,333 ♪ Out of the darkness ♪ 2239 01:47:22,416 --> 01:47:23,333 ♪ Woo-hoo ♪ 2240 01:47:23,416 --> 01:47:24,458 ♪ Into the spotlight ♪ 2241 01:47:24,541 --> 01:47:25,458 ♪ Woo-hoo ♪ 2242 01:47:25,541 --> 01:47:26,458 ♪ There is a new star ♪ 2243 01:47:26,541 --> 01:47:27,458 ♪ Woo-hoo ♪ 2244 01:47:27,541 --> 01:47:28,916 ♪ Shining so bright ♪ 2245 01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:31,291 -♪ Woo-hoo ♪ -♪ Every day's a chance ♪ 2246 01:47:31,375 --> 01:47:33,541 ♪ Every day's a choice ♪ 2247 01:47:33,625 --> 01:47:37,125 ♪ Even losers sometimes end up winning ♪ 2248 01:47:37,208 --> 01:47:39,625 ♪ So go and find your dance ♪ 2249 01:47:39,708 --> 01:47:42,500 ♪ Go and find your voice ♪ 2250 01:47:42,583 --> 01:47:47,166 ♪ 'Cause the party's only just beginning ♪ 2251 01:47:49,083 --> 01:47:53,000 ♪ There's a place where we belong ♪ 2252 01:47:53,083 --> 01:47:57,041 ♪ There's a place where we belong ♪ 2253 01:47:57,125 --> 01:47:58,875 ♪ And you'll hear us ♪ 2254 01:47:58,958 --> 01:48:01,500 -♪ Sing our song ♪ -(cheering and applause) 2255 01:48:01,583 --> 01:48:06,375 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2256 01:48:06,458 --> 01:48:08,000 ♪ Out of the darkness ♪ 2257 01:48:08,083 --> 01:48:09,750 ♪ Into the spotlight ♪ 2258 01:48:09,833 --> 01:48:11,875 ♪ There is a new star ♪ 2259 01:48:11,958 --> 01:48:13,791 ♪ Shining so bright ♪ 2260 01:48:13,875 --> 01:48:16,125 ♪ Out of the darkness ♪ 2261 01:48:16,208 --> 01:48:18,500 ♪ Into the spotlight ♪ 2262 01:48:18,583 --> 01:48:20,208 ♪ Find your freedom ♪ 2263 01:48:20,291 --> 01:48:22,375 ♪ It's gonna be all right ♪ 2264 01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:43,791 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2265 01:48:43,875 --> 01:48:47,708 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2266 01:48:47,791 --> 01:48:50,041 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2267 01:48:50,125 --> 01:48:52,500 (chuckling): Oh. Thank you. 2268 01:48:52,583 --> 01:48:56,875 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2269 01:48:56,958 --> 01:49:00,500 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2270 01:49:00,583 --> 01:49:04,666 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2271 01:49:04,750 --> 01:49:09,375 ♪ In this place where we belong ♪ 2272 01:49:09,458 --> 01:49:14,500 (fading): ♪ In this place where we belong... ♪ 2273 01:49:14,583 --> 01:49:16,458 MARGARET: Jamie? 2274 01:49:18,250 --> 01:49:19,875 Jamie? 2275 01:49:21,125 --> 01:49:22,291 Jamie! 2276 01:49:22,375 --> 01:49:23,916 JAMIE: I know! I'm coming! 2277 01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:26,625 You've got to put it out before the lorry comes! 2278 01:49:26,708 --> 01:49:28,250 I know! I'm doing it! 2279 01:49:28,333 --> 01:49:30,583 -Well, shake a leg. -I am. 2280 01:49:30,666 --> 01:49:33,083 ♪ ♪ 2281 01:49:33,166 --> 01:49:35,166 I'm shaking it for all of us. 2282 01:49:48,916 --> 01:49:50,541 ♪ In this place ♪ 2283 01:49:50,625 --> 01:49:57,750 ♪ Where we belong. ♪ 2284 01:50:08,875 --> 01:50:11,875 ("When the Time Comes" by Chaka Khan playing) 2285 01:50:17,916 --> 01:50:19,958 ♪ I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2286 01:50:20,041 --> 01:50:21,416 ♪ I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2287 01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:22,583 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2288 01:50:22,666 --> 01:50:24,625 ♪ My opportunity to shine comes ♪ 2289 01:50:24,708 --> 01:50:27,291 ♪ I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2290 01:50:27,375 --> 01:50:29,875 ♪ Look at me, I'm back again ♪ 2291 01:50:31,208 --> 01:50:36,166 ♪ Feeling the joy that a new day can bring ♪ 2292 01:50:36,250 --> 01:50:40,291 ♪ There's new music, there's new sounds ♪ 2293 01:50:40,375 --> 01:50:44,666 ♪ All the excitement got me spinning round ♪ 2294 01:50:44,750 --> 01:50:46,958 ♪ So I'm gonna seize the, seize the day ♪ 2295 01:50:47,041 --> 01:50:49,250 ♪ I ain't gonna let it get away ♪ 2296 01:50:49,333 --> 01:50:51,333 -♪ I ain't gonna let it pass me by ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪ 2297 01:50:51,416 --> 01:50:52,916 ♪ I got the wings to fly ♪ 2298 01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:54,083 ♪ And I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2299 01:50:54,166 --> 01:50:56,291 ♪ I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2300 01:50:56,375 --> 01:50:58,000 ♪ I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2301 01:50:58,083 --> 01:51:00,625 -♪ I'm ready ♪ -♪ My opportunity to shine comes ♪ 2302 01:51:00,708 --> 01:51:02,916 -♪ Ready ♪ -♪ I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2303 01:51:03,000 --> 01:51:05,250 ♪ We're on the edge of opportunity ♪ 2304 01:51:05,333 --> 01:51:07,583 ♪ And we're gonna blaze a trail for the world to see ♪ 2305 01:51:07,666 --> 01:51:09,625 -♪ So when the time comes ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2306 01:51:09,708 --> 01:51:11,541 ♪ The time comes, the time comes ♪ 2307 01:51:11,625 --> 01:51:13,708 ♪ I'm ready ♪ 2308 01:51:13,791 --> 01:51:16,041 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2309 01:51:16,125 --> 01:51:18,000 ♪ I'm ready ♪ 2310 01:51:18,083 --> 01:51:20,041 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2311 01:51:20,125 --> 01:51:22,500 MARGARET CAMPBELL: He's me boy, and I love him. 2312 01:51:22,583 --> 01:51:24,708 ♪ And when the time comes for love ♪ 2313 01:51:24,791 --> 01:51:27,000 ♪ And the time comes for hope ♪ 2314 01:51:27,083 --> 01:51:29,208 ♪ When the time comes for friends ♪ 2315 01:51:29,291 --> 01:51:31,500 ♪ And the ones who helped me cope ♪ 2316 01:51:31,583 --> 01:51:33,958 ♪ When the time comes for them ♪ 2317 01:51:34,041 --> 01:51:36,041 ♪ Lifting me up ♪ 2318 01:51:36,125 --> 01:51:38,250 ♪ Time comes for joy ♪ 2319 01:51:38,333 --> 01:51:43,125 ♪ And the family I love, yeah ♪ 2320 01:51:44,291 --> 01:51:48,291 ♪ Ready when the time comes, ready when the time comes ♪ 2321 01:51:48,375 --> 01:51:50,791 ♪ My opportunity to shine comes ♪ 2322 01:51:50,875 --> 01:51:53,000 ♪ Ready when the time comes, I'm ready ♪ 2323 01:51:53,083 --> 01:51:55,000 ♪ We're on the edge of opportunity ♪ 2324 01:51:55,083 --> 01:51:57,416 ♪ And we're gonna blaze a trail for the world to see ♪ 2325 01:51:57,500 --> 01:51:59,625 -♪ So when the time comes ♪ -♪ I'm ready ♪ 2326 01:51:59,708 --> 01:52:02,166 -♪ The time comes, time comes ♪ -♪ I'm ready ♪ 2327 01:52:02,250 --> 01:52:04,208 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ When the time comes ♪ 2328 01:52:04,291 --> 01:52:06,125 ♪ I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2329 01:52:06,208 --> 01:52:08,625 -♪ I'm ready ♪ -♪ My opportunity to shine comes ♪ 2330 01:52:08,708 --> 01:52:10,541 -♪ I'm ready ♪ -♪ I'm ready when the time comes ♪ 2331 01:52:10,625 --> 01:52:13,208 -(vocalizing) -♪ We're on the edge of possibility ♪ 2332 01:52:13,291 --> 01:52:15,375 ♪ And we're gonna blaze a trail for the world to see ♪ 2333 01:52:15,458 --> 01:52:17,500 -♪ I'm ready ♪ -♪ So when the time comes ♪ 2334 01:52:17,583 --> 01:52:20,000 -♪ The time comes, the time comes ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 2335 01:52:20,083 --> 01:52:24,500 ♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪ 2336 01:52:24,583 --> 01:52:26,750 ♪ I'm ready ♪ 2337 01:52:26,833 --> 01:52:31,000 ♪ I'm ready, yeah, yeah. ♪ 2338 01:52:31,083 --> 01:52:32,708 (song ends) 2339 01:52:34,208 --> 01:52:37,208 ("Everybody's Talking About Jamie" by The Feeling playing) 2340 01:52:44,625 --> 01:52:47,125 ♪ You should've seen it, you should've been there ♪ 2341 01:52:47,208 --> 01:52:49,875 ♪ You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in there ♪ 2342 01:52:49,958 --> 01:52:52,708 ♪ The men were women, the girls were fellas ♪ 2343 01:52:52,791 --> 01:52:54,791 ♪ They did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas ♪ 2344 01:52:54,875 --> 01:52:56,541 -♪ Pass it on ♪ -♪ There was a lady ♪ 2345 01:52:56,625 --> 01:52:58,291 ♪ She had a sister ♪ 2346 01:52:58,375 --> 01:53:00,833 ♪ But it was kinda weird that way the lady kissed her ♪ 2347 01:53:00,916 --> 01:53:03,333 ♪ There was a woman whose name is Norman ♪ 2348 01:53:03,416 --> 01:53:05,666 ♪ And the frilly knickers, that was just the doorman ♪ 2349 01:53:05,750 --> 01:53:07,375 -♪ Pass it on ♪ -♪ There was a doorman ♪ 2350 01:53:07,458 --> 01:53:08,750 ♪ Whose name was Norman ♪ 2351 01:53:08,833 --> 01:53:10,166 ♪ And then the doorman kissed his sister ♪ 2352 01:53:10,250 --> 01:53:11,625 ♪ She's a Mormon ♪ 2353 01:53:11,708 --> 01:53:14,166 ♪ I heard there's dungeons inside the cellars ♪ 2354 01:53:14,250 --> 01:53:17,250 ♪ Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas ♪ 2355 01:53:17,333 --> 01:53:20,041 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 2356 01:53:20,125 --> 01:53:22,791 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie ♪ 2357 01:53:22,875 --> 01:53:25,291 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress ♪ 2358 01:53:25,375 --> 01:53:28,041 ♪ Who was born to impress ♪ 2359 01:53:28,125 --> 01:53:30,708 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore ♪ 2360 01:53:30,791 --> 01:53:33,375 ♪ Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more ♪ 2361 01:53:33,458 --> 01:53:36,000 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig ♪ 2362 01:53:36,083 --> 01:53:38,791 ♪ 'Cause he's gonna be big ♪ 2363 01:53:38,875 --> 01:53:42,291 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-amie ♪ 2364 01:53:51,958 --> 01:53:55,000 ♪ He had one go-go boy, five go-go boys ♪ 2365 01:53:55,083 --> 01:53:57,333 ♪ Ten go-go boys in kilts ♪ 2366 01:53:57,416 --> 01:54:00,250 ♪ He had one dancing girl, five dancing girls ♪ 2367 01:54:00,333 --> 01:54:02,708 ♪ Ten dancing girls on stilts ♪ 2368 01:54:02,791 --> 01:54:05,791 ♪ He had one backing singer, five backing singers ♪ 2369 01:54:05,875 --> 01:54:08,083 ♪ Ten backing singers plus choir ♪ 2370 01:54:08,166 --> 01:54:11,208 ♪ He did one somersault, five somersaults ♪ 2371 01:54:11,291 --> 01:54:13,791 ♪ Ten somersaults on fire ♪ 2372 01:54:13,875 --> 01:54:16,500 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 2373 01:54:16,583 --> 01:54:19,208 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 2374 01:54:19,291 --> 01:54:21,708 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 2375 01:54:21,791 --> 01:54:24,375 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 2376 01:54:24,458 --> 01:54:27,250 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie ♪ 2377 01:54:27,333 --> 01:54:29,916 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie ♪ 2378 01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:32,500 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress ♪ 2379 01:54:32,583 --> 01:54:35,250 ♪ Who was born to express ♪ 2380 01:54:35,333 --> 01:54:37,916 ♪ Everybody's talking and we're talking about ♪ 2381 01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:40,625 ♪ The eyes and the thighs and the p-p-p-pout ♪ 2382 01:54:40,708 --> 01:54:43,291 ♪ Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt ♪ 2383 01:54:43,375 --> 01:54:46,041 ♪ Who we're dying to see ♪ 2384 01:54:46,125 --> 01:54:50,916 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-a-a-a-a-amie. ♪ 2385 01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:53,000 (song ends) 159636