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♪♪

Are you from earth?

No, I'm not from earth.

I'm not from earth.

And I'm not from earth.

We're not from earth.

They're not from earth.

That's not from earth.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

Never ever heard of it.

Never ever seen it.

Never ever smelled it.

Never ever been there. Where is...

♪ we're not from earth

uh, we are.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

♪♪

Idiosyncratic induction.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Yawns ]

Hey, mom.

I had a really weird dream last night

that we travelled millions of light years across space

and ended up living on a giant spaceship full of aliens.

- Mom? - Uh-huh.

Me, too. I had the same dream.

Only thing is, I didn't get an ounce of sleep.

Hm?

♪♪

Morning!

Nice pyjamas!

Greetings, earthling! Greetings, earthling!

Yes! We're actually here!

And they really do say, "greetings, earthling!"

Today, I'm gonna go and get mo and explore the whole place

- and we'll meet loads of... - [ knock on door ]

Hmm?

Are you the earthling? Uh, yes?

Time for your exploratory examination.

No!

No, no, no!

Get away from my son!

I'm only joking.

I try that one on all the new arrivals.

You should've seen your faces.

Actually, hang on.

You can have that.

So, you're the ones everyone's talking about?

We are?

Yeah, the anomalies from the other side of the universe.

Nobody knows who you are, where you came from,

or what you look like.

Tell a lie, I know what you look like now.

Here, give us that back.

I can charge my mates 10 credits a look.

Extra if they're got more eyes.

Look, we don't know how or why we got here, either.

Well, that's why I'm here...

To take you to the hive.

Follow me.

Sorry, heavy weekend.

♪♪

What is this place?

The hive is the hub of knowledge

here on the centrium.

Uh, excuse me, do you know where the snorgan archives are?

Sure. They're by the valderian scrolls,

just to the left of the washrooms.

Thanks.

Right, well, the head of the hive

has heard about you and wants to meet you.

Oh, great!

Uh, not him. Just you, please.

Sorry, it gets a bit... Crowded in there.

Oh, no, no, Elliott has to come with me.

It's okay, mom. I'll wait here.

You sure?

Yeah. I'll be fine.

Well, why don't you take a little look around?

- Sure. - Uh, but don't go too far.

[ Chuckles ] I won't.

♪♪

Hmm.

Hey, are you waiting for your parents too?

No.

Fiscal cost reports for the upcoming quarter.

The what?

Cost reports.

Budgets. Spreadsheets.

If I'd known this is how I'd be spending all my time,

I'd never of taken the hive director position.

Hive director?

You're in charge of this place?

But you're younger than me.

Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to correct

your ocular miscalculation.

My what?

I'm not as young as I look.

My species ages in reverse, you see.

Oh, cool.

Wait, how does that work when you're born?

It's complicated.

And it requires years of counseling.

So what brings you here?

I'm just waiting for my mom.

She said I should look around.

Oh, well, would you like me to give you a tour?

Um, yeah.

What exactly is this place?

Here at the hive, you can learn anything you want.

The diverse range of species

means there are plenty of opportunities

to learn things from all over the universe and beyond.

Come, come, follow me.

Are... are we teleporting or...

[ sneezes ]

No, excuse me... That's the downside

of everyone here being from all over the universe.

Breeding ground for germs.

Oh, no offense... You're not a germ, are you?

Nope. Human.

U-man?

- Uh, human. - Whomin?

Human.

Hummin?

Herman?

No, hu... yeah.

Herman. Most interesting.

Now, if you would like to follow me,

we'll commence the tour.

Here at the hive,

there's everything you'd want to learn and more

behind each and every single door.

♪ There's gravitology

♪ starmolology

♪ or some quantum pulsarlatery

♪ or there's levitation

♪ or hesitation

♪ or advanced bizorg anatomy

♪ there's globology

♪ omnotony

♪ or basic eggtoectomies

♪ splatology

♪ vibrology

♪ or learning how to talk to these ♪

♪ there's basic yogging

♪ further frogging

♪ or unclogging for beginners

♪ driggling and draggling and making drogon's dinners ♪

♪ there's pointing at a haunted door ♪

♪ or laying down a lino floor

♪ examining a troggle's paw

♪ or pondering what this thing's for ♪

Hmmm. ♪ Or there's dungun kinetics

♪ byrillian aesthetics

♪ somosian scanning

♪ draconian planning

♪ hehawrial pitching

♪ triforial itching

♪ kremulian flying

♪ mancunian sighing

♪ hydrarian flinging

♪ occasional clinging

♪ primordial rapping

♪ invisible clapping

♪ cannolian trekking

♪ bummolian flecking

♪ casual clumping, vigorous plumping ♪

♪ and bofalating, fladger racing ♪

♪ hibernating, cyber-dating

♪ fligging, flagging, gribbing, grabbing ♪

♪ shogging, rogging, trigging, trogging ♪

♪ and art

oh! I like art.

Oh, sorry, we can't offer art at the moment.

The entire faculty

shifted to a parallel dimension last week.

You know what art students are like.

So... Any of that interest you?

You're more than welcome to join.

Um... I don't know.

I can go from the top again if you want.

♪ There's gravitolo...

No, no, no, no. I mean, do I have to?

No, all education in the centrium is voluntary.

But you're more welcome

to meet some of the other students here.

Uh, sure.

I'm know they'll all be very excited to meet you.

Okay, settle down, everybody.

I'd like you all to meet Elliott.

He's a Herman.

♪♪

- Hm? - Ah, great!

I'm not the only invisible kid.

He's gone.

Oh, no, I am.

♪♪

[ Mo groaning ]

Huh? Mo?

What are you doing?

Catching these twinkles on my tongue.

Oh, no, no, no, don't... don't put those in your mouth.

I meant what are you doing here?

Oh, I followed you here.

How come?

So we could hang out again.

What is this place?

It's a bit like a school.

Cool! What's a school?

Oh, it's a place you go when you're growing up

to learn stuff and meet other kids.

Oh, can I come with you?

Yeah, I don't know if it's for me.

Why?

Well, back on earth,

I never seemed to be able to fit in anywhere.

♪♪

Me and my mom moved around so much,

I was kinda always the stranger in town.

♪♪

Every place we went, it was always the same.

♪♪

It's just difficult fitting in

when you're the only one from somewhere else.

Well, you're not the only one this time.

Huh?

You got me.

[ Sneezes ]

Did you eat one of those twinkles while I was talking?

Maybe.

Wow.

They're all really cool aliens.

Exactly. And I'm not.

I'm never gonna fit in.

Don't be silly.

Of course you'll fit in.

That door's massive!

Besides, to them, I guess you're a cool alien, too.

Come on, let's say hi.

Whoaaa! No! [ Stammering ]

[ Indistinct conversation ]

[ Conversation stops ]

Hello. I'm mo.

And this is...

What's going on?

Why are they just staring?

I told you this was gonna happen.

I don't like it.

I've never felt this way before.

I wanna go.

No, w-wait.

Th-this is mo, and I'm Elliott.

We're from earth.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

Together: Hi, Elliott! Hi, mo!

- I've really been looking forward to... - [ Chatter ]

Good to have you guys here.

Hi, I'm nara.

Hi, I'm mo. I used to live in...

In the biosphere, yeah, I know.

But how? Hm, you'll find out.

So, you're both from the same planet, huh?

That's right, earth,

where humans and dinosaurs live side by side,

although dinosaurs are really charge.

Oh, um, no, mo... hey, there!

Uh... That's bill.

He's not very bright.

- What? - Yeah...

You can only see him when the lights are turned out.

Hey, there! My name's bill.

Everybody calls me invisibill.

Don't know why. Can't see it myself.

Anyway, nice to meet you. Put it there.

Uh, little higher.

Oh, sorry.

Hey, you guys can come sit next to me.

There's a spare seat.

Or there was.

Wow, you can do that just by touching it?

Yeah. I would shake hands, but...

I'm also a germophobe. Hope you don't mind.

Both: And we're from system zero, planet x.

I'm vax.

And I'm vox.

Oh, sisters?

No, we're not related.

So, are you joining our class?

Yeah, it would be great to have you.

Yeah!

Uh...

Yeah. I think we might.

So, who teaches you?

♪♪

[ Screams ]

[ All gasp ] See you later.

♪♪

[ Deep voice ] Who... Are... You?

Uh... I'm Elliott.

And I'm mo! We're new here.

Since when?

Since... now?

♪♪

[ Normal voice ] Oh, typical.

I'm always the last to know.

I mean, what's so difficult about leaving a note

in my pigeonhole saying,

"lord kallous, you've got

two new arrivals starting Thursday."

Um, we're sorry.

No, no, it's not your fault.

[ Sighs ] It's too much middle management.

I wouldn't have tolerated this back on my home world.

I'd have incinerated anyone with the slightest hint

of shoddy communication skills!

Director: Uh, Mr. K.

It's lord kallous the merciless.

If you say so.

I see you've met Elliott.

Oh! And he's brought a friend!

Yes, well, it would've been helpful to know about it.

Have you given them the welcome?

- Yes. - Boy: No, he hasn't.

Who said that? I'll deal with you later.

Well, you have to do the welcome.

[ Sighs ] Must I?

Yes.

Um... Hold this for me, will you?

♪ Welcome to the hive

♪ it's where you're going to thrive ♪

♪ if you knuckle down and strive ♪

♪ we're sure you will arrive

♪ where you would most like to be in life ♪

[ Sighs ] It doesn't even rhyme at the end.

[ Chuckles ] Best first day so far.

[ Chuckles, sneezes ]

No! No, no, no, no!

♪♪

[ Sighs ] Just take a seat.

If you can still find one.

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