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MUSIC: Fabulous by Freestylers
and Scarlett Quinn
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Everybody knows
I think she's fabulous.
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So...
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What have you got to say
for yourself?
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IN EXAGGERATED SCOTTISH ACCENT:
I've already said
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I did not commit the murder.
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GROANING God...
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For God's sake, Brian,
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just take Scottish off your CV.
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Tit.
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Right, moving on.
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Now, have you seen this?
Big news.
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"A Theatre Company is looking
for dynamic talent..."
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That's you lot, yeah?
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"..to join their production
for a national tour
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"for six months." Ooh!
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"Particular focus will be
on BAME..."
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Your time has finally come, Brian.
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Just don't do Scottish.
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"..and working class."
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All o' yer.
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Especially you, Tina. You what?!
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Oh, come on, Tina, love,
who are you kidding?
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You're rough as a dog's bollock.
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For whatever reason - who knows? -
working-class people
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are in fashion now.
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We're like an exotic fruit.
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So, juice that motherfucker, kids.
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Juice it.
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RELAXING MUSIC
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Do you know what?
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I'm going to call this Siobhan.
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Do it, babe. Yeah, I will.
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RINGING TONE
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Golden Rose Theatre Company?
Hello, Siobhan!
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Or...or do people call you, Shiv?
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Anyway.
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I'm just calling about your audition
for the touring theatre company.
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It...it says that you're
looking for working-class actors.
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Sorry, love, all the working class
slots 'ave gone.
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Have you got 'owt else, love?
What do you mean?
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Disability?
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Well, I don't process dairy well,
if that counts?
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No, love. Are you
black, Asian, minority ethnic?
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Could I be black?
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No, babe. OK.
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I'm not black, but I am ginger.
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No, love.
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Well, according to Ancestry.com,
you can actually trace
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our family tree all the way back
to the foothills of Nicaragua so...
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Are you LGBQT?
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Well, what is sexuality, Shiv?
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I mean, that's up for grabs,
in't it, really?
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Not on this form, it's not.
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Are you care experienced?
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Been through the care system?
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Yeah... Yeah, I am.
I've got that one.
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Yes. I have actually been in and out
the care system since day dot, Shiv.
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For someone who's never gone
past the M62,
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I'm very well travelled.
I've stayed in a lot of places,
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and not all of
them would get a glowing review
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on TripAdvisor,
I can tell you that much.
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Garstang Estate.
Felt more like a holiday camp.
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All the kids ran riot.
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We didn't have to go to school,
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and thought the local drug dealer
was our uncle.
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Uncle Tony! Uncle Tony!
All right, cockers!
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Then I took a short stay on a farm,
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where I became the sole carer
of a one-legged chicken named Klaus.
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I was given strict instructions
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to feed him when he was hungry,
talk to him when he was lonely,
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and prop him up when he fell over.
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It was a political awakening for me,
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fighting for the rights
of a disabled chicken.
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Then Grandma's house.
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Not the warmest of welcomes
from the host.
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I don't want her here.
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You're forcing her on me,
and it's not fair.
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But the decor was intriguing,
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and the breakfast
authentically northern.
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She's going to be just like her
mother, I can tell by the ears.
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Jan's house.
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No concept of personal boundaries.
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Would happily chat to me
about her difficult divorce
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when I was clearly busy.
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Maud's house.
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Certainly a pet-friendly
environment.
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SLURPING
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Perhaps TOO friendly.
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OK. Well, you'll need a letter of
support from social services,
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and then we can secure you
an audition.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
Thank you very much.
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Fabulous. LINE CUTS OFF
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I think I've got an audition.
Well done, babe.
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Do you know what?
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I knew having a fucked-up childhood
would pay off eventually.
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To your fucked-up childhood. Whoo!
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Ticket number 22 to desk 6,
please.
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Poor fuckers, social workers.
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They deal with loads
of harrowing stuff,
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take shit off everyone
and never get a lunch break.
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I had loads growing up.
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They always look knackered,
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love a bloody cardigan
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and look like they drink
too much red wine mid-week.
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My first social worker was called
Beakface. She used to take me
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on these dinner dates to the chippy
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then write up a report about it
afterwards.
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Like some sort of shit TripAdvisor
for troubled kids.
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Alma was in a difficult mood.
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She would only refer to me
as Beakface and threw chips at me
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throughout the meal.
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She told me she didn't like me,
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she didn't like her foster parents
and she wanted to live on her own.
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Do you want a drink to go with them
or anything?
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I always saw myself in a fully
furnished Manhattan apartment.
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Never really understood what
I was doing in Bolton
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with all these twatty bastards.
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Good butty?
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Sorry.
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Hello. Didn't know you were there.
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How can I help?
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So, er, Debbie, I'm auditioning
for a theatre company,
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and I've got to prove
that I'm care experienced.
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So, I just need a letter
from you guys, to say, "Yeah,
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"she was with us, her life were a
bit shit, let her in your company."
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That sort of thing.
Great, yeah.
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Good for you, love.
Have you got your form?
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Yeah. Here you go.
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I want to be a famous actress,
Debbie.
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Do you know, loads of people like me
are actors?
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Kathy Burke was in care.
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Marilyn Monroe was an orphan.
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God, I could be Bolton's
very own Marilyn.
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Pierce Brosnan - he was actually
fostered by his grandparents.
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I could be the next James Bond!
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We have a lot of information
about you here.
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Yeah? We could put in a request to
get your records posted to you,
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if you like?
I mean, yeah, go on.
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I mean, anything about me
is always interesting.
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I'm my favourite subject, Debbie!
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Right.
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How do you hold yours, Julie?
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Thank you, everybody here.
I'm overwhelmed.
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I can't believe it, erm,
three nominations in one night
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and a standing ovation.
I mean, it's a lot, isn't it?
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But, erm, yeah, deserved.
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Erm, and, yeah, I'm very grateful.
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I-I'd also to thank
my ex-boyfriend, actually,
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because he cheated on me
with essentially a foetus,
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cos if it wasn't for him providing
that kind of "fuck you" feeling, um,
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I wouldn't be at the stratosphere
that you see me at today.
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KNOCK AT DOOR Oh.
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My records are here.
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Oh.
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WOMAN: I arrived at the flat
at 10:40am,
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to see Alma looking through
the letterbox.
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Mum's sick.
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No visitors today, Beakface.
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She told me she was thirsty
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and started trying to drink from an
empty bottle of cider on the floor.
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It was noted that there was no food
in the house for her breakfast.
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I posted a carton of milk
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and a packet of peanuts
through the letterbox.
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Ta, Beakface.
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Alma shouted at the dog for
defecating in the living room.
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Fuck's sake, Benjamin. DOG BARKS
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MAN: On the 21st of October,
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Alma was finally removed
from her grandmother's care.
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Get 'er bloody well out of 'ere,
and don't come back.
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I'm divorcing you!
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Oh, piss off, you old crow.
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Alma was added to the child
protection register under
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the category "gravely at risk".
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Alma's behaviour was difficult
when meeting her mother.
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Alma is not making progress
academically.
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Several teachers have refused
to teach Alma.
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Alma, 16, is living independently
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and struggling to manage her
finances.
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Alma is an overactive,
oversensitive,
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emotionally distressed child.
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Fucking hell.
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But you're OK?
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I mean, yeah.
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It's pretty weird having your whole
life handed to you in a box, Leanne.
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But I'm fine.
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I feel weirdly zen
about the whole thing, actually.
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Ooh, I love THAT.
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What the hell is this?
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A spatula. Yeah.
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It's £1.29.
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Er, yeah.
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It's a 99p shop
and this spatula's £1.29.
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Do you see where I'm going here?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
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Not everything's actually 99p.
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Well, then, why the FUCK
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is it called The 99p Shop, Carl?
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It's just a kind of round about
figure...
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No, it's not "a round about figure",
it's a lie.
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Because you're selling an idea
that doesn't really exist.
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You think, "Oh, I can get
everything I need for 99p."
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You feel joy and hope,
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and then you realise.
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"Aha! This spatula is £1.29!
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"I CAN'T get everything I need
for the price I've been promised,
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"and I'm being fucked, AGAIN."
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Er, sorry?
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Well, sometimes sorry's
not good enough, Carl.
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I'm actually just
on work experience.
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How convenient.
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All right, babe, let's take this,
er, spatula and pop it down here
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and we'll go this way, OK?
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Come on.
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MOUTHS
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Maybe you should chat
to your family about these records?
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Leanne, I'm fine.
I don't think you're fine, babe.
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I'm completely fine.
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THAT was an injustice, Leanne,
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and I can't stand by
and watch injustice happen.
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Maybe Leanne's right -
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perhaps my family CAN bring some
solace at this difficult time.
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I don't know
whether to kill myself or get drunk.
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Maybe not.
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She's been painting in rehab,
now she thinks she's Van Gogh.
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Look at my living room.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't know
what you're moaning about.
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The place needed brightening up.
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SMASH!
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Oh, for God's sake, Jim.
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J...
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That's the third thing he's broken.
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Look at my porcelain dog.
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Decapitated.
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Sorry. It's like an art gallery
for the paranoid in here.
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How can I possibly flourish as an
artist in this toxic environment?
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You're not an artist.
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You're a drug addict.
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See? This is how you've always been,
you've never supported me.
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How dare you?!
I've always supported my children.
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Mummy,
I need an Easter bonnet for school.
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Oh, love.
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You haven't got the ears for a hat.
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Have you seen the centrepiece
your mother kindly made for me?
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What is that?
My childhood memoirs.
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You see how she uses her painting
as a weapon?
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Not everything is about YOU, Mother.
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Right, everybody, just calm down.
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The social worker's coming round
any minute to assess us,
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and we've got to prove that
we're a normal, loving family.
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How long for?
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00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,320
Ow!
253
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,360
Oh! Oh, for...
254
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,360
He's scared of blood.
255
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,920
Oh...Jim!
256
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,200
KNOCK AT DOOR Oh, shit, she's here.
257
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,600
Me penis!
258
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,560
I-I'm really sorry, Grandma,
259
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,120
but we don't have time
to mourn your penis right now.
260
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,440
Put it away.
261
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,120
My God...
262
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,920
Just in the lounge.
263
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,000
Few teething problems but, er...
264
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,200
gen...generally good.
265
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,600
I think.
266
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,520
So, how's it going, Lin?
267
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,440
Shite.
268
00:13:56,280 --> 00:14:02,200
These arms of mine
were made for holding you...
269
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,000
What's wrong?
270
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,200
You're just sort of breathing on me.
271
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,640
Oh.
272
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,960
It's quite intense,
hot air in my face.
273
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,640
Sort of loud and smelly.
274
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,680
Right, er...
275
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:18,680
Maybe try breathing less
or more to the side.
276
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,920
OK.
277
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,560
Ugh! I can't breathe.
278
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,120
I didn't mean hold your breath.
279
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,720
I've lost it now.
280
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,120
He's gone.
281
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,560
Have you thought about going
to the doctor's?
282
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,400
You might have a sinus obstruction.
283
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,040
Could be affecting your sleep?
284
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,640
Oh, God...
Just had Ray Ray on the phone.
285
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,080
She's pissed.
286
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,160
That guy just left a terrible review
on the site.
287
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,240
Clients get to write reviews?
288
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,680
For fuck's sake.
289
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,600
It was just like having sex
with my wife - awful.
290
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,320
Is there anybody who doesn't get to
write down what they think of me?
291
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,280
You can't treat clients like that.
292
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,320
It's rude. His breath was rude.
293
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,360
It was like having sex with a pug
that'd been on a long walk.
294
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,560
ENGINE STARTS
295
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,120
Hi! Hello.
Do you fancy popping to the pub?
296
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,560
I'd love to,
297
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,280
but I'm with Chris tonight,
298
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,120
and we're a bit tied up,
aren't we, love?
299
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,600
No worries.
300
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,800
Bye.
301
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,520
Could you pull in just here?
302
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,120
What is it, love?
303
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,040
Nothing.
304
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,280
Keep going.
305
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,800
VOICES OVERLAP AND ECHO: Alma is not
making progress academically.
306
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,680
Alma reminds me of her mother.
Very vindictive.
307
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,040
Alma has a frantic quality
about her play.
308
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,320
Alma will struggle.
309
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,200
Alma is defiant.
310
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,240
Fuck this.
311
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,240
Fuck this.
312
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,640
MUSIC: Bingo Bango
by Basement Jaxx
313
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,160
THEY CHANT
314
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,480
CHEERING
315
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,400
You should've opened your gullet,
Steve!
316
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,800
Shots on me!
317
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,480
Girl power!
318
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,120
Girl power!
319
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,000
CHATTER STOPS ABRUPTLY
Whoo! Come on!
320
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:20,080
All I'm saying...is
I don't have any money right now,
321
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,800
cos I've actually been very
charitable myself this evening,
322
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,040
but I will have money in the future.
323
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:32,920
So I just need you to temporarily,
temporarily, Youseff,
324
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,240
lend me a kebab, huh?
325
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,840
And then I'll pay it back,
with interest.
326
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,080
No.
327
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,600
Oi!
328
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,480
Put it back!
329
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,920
Put the kebab back!
330
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,440
Oi!
331
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,360
Bring that kebab back!
332
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,160
Bring that kebab back!
333
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,360
Roger that, over.
334
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,400
HORN BEEPS
335
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,720
Now, don't you start.
336
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,280
Thanks for picking me up.
337
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,480
You bloody nutter.
338
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,360
Well, it takes one to know one.
339
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,040
No, look, I'm-I'm glad you called.
340
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,520
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
341
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,960
Just, you know, nicked a kebab,
chased by the police down the road.
342
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,040
Spent the night in a cell.
343
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,640
I couldn't get hold of Leanne,
that's why I called you.
344
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,640
Well, I'm always here for you,
you know.
345
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,360
Thanks.
346
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,720
What are you doing?
347
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,400
Well, I just thought, like,
you know?
348
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,080
Well, you thought wrong.
349
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,120
Just take me home. All right.
350
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,960
Cool your jets. Jesus.
351
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,680
VOICES ECHO: Alma is rude,
disruptive and verbally abusive
352
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,160
in class.
Alma is an overactive child.
353
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,920
Alma's life to date leaves
very little hope for her future.
354
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:58,280
I never knew how long
355
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,480
I could hold my breath
356
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:10,960
Of my leather dress
my hunger
357
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:16,160
Great wall of thunder
358
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:20,760
Why don't you love her?
359
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:27,000
Lovers don't reappear
360
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,480
In my mirror
361
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:36,400
I think I'll wear my new dress
362
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,720
They want dress for success...
363
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,440
Hello? Alma?
364
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,000
You left the door on the latch.
365
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,960
Oh.
366
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,760
Fucking hell, Alma,
what happened here?
367
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,400
Just a bit of feng shui. Right.
368
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,480
And arrested? Over kebab meat?
369
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,880
What the fuck, Alma?
370
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,640
Nothing gets past you, does it?
371
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:16,000
Bill's sister's cousin's mate's
shagging her best mate's boyfriend,
372
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,480
who knew the bobby who arrested you,
who apparently actually
373
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,120
recognised you from Lesley's
baby's christening two years ago.
374
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,360
Right.
375
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,320
These your records, then?
376
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,720
Yeah. Well, maybe
we can have a look at them together?
377
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,320
Why?
378
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,840
Well, I'd like to actually know
what led to you becoming a felon.
379
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,320
I just really wanted a kebab.
380
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,320
Do you know what's mad about these?
381
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,160
Right,
they write some proper dark stuff,
382
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,040
and then they just follow it up,
with, like, a dead obvious aside.
383
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,520
Like this one. Listen.
384
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,240
"Mental-health social worker..."
I think that says "Colin",
385
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,040
it's redacted.
386
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,760
"..arrived at Miss Nuthall's
387
00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,600
"and was confronted by a bearded man
waving a hammer."
388
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,960
I mean, poor fucking Colin,
to be fair.
389
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,000
He defo got the shit stick
at work that day.
390
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,560
"Colin found Lin in a corner
of a room, distressed, screaming
391
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,240
"and talking to people who were
not present in the room."
392
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,560
Then, it says,
393
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,840
"She was also drunk."
394
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,680
By the time you're sort of grappling
with the devil and screaming
395
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,800
at the walls, whether you're pissed
or not is surely irrelevant.
396
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,880
Alma... I know.
397
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,240
Look at this here, psychology
assessment, right?
398
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,720
I mean,
399
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,040
"The level of neglect Alma has
suffered is already presenting
400
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,960
"itself in Alma's chaotic attachment
style and low self-esteem.
401
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,320
"This could cause more problems
for Alma later in life."
402
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,160
That's like some sort of shit
Mystic Meg, isn't it?
403
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,720
LEANNE SIGHS
404
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,040
Do you know, I've always thought,
if I can't be normal,
405
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,840
then I'll at least be fabulous.
You know, I'll become a star, or,
406
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,160
you know, I'll do something
to make it all worthwhile?
407
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,840
I'll recycle it all.
408
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:58,640
But then you read these and you just
feel completely hopeless
409
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,240
and fucked.
410
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,880
They're bullshit, Alma.
411
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,960
They don't take into account
any of your actual personality.
412
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,960
They don't mention how fun you are.
413
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,480
You're the only person in the world
I like to get rat arsed with.
414
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,440
Yeah. Fuck these fucking records.
415
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,200
Where you off?
416
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,160
Oh! Fuck 'em.
417
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,240
Hey... Woo, yeah, fuck 'em,
actually! Yeah, fuck 'em!
418
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,520
Fuck 'em! Woo!
419
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,680
Woo! Oh, no shit. No, Edna.
420
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,400
She'll have coronary
if she reads those. Quick.
421
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,600
Now, I know you've got
your auditions tomorrow,
422
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,320
so for today, class, were goin'
for t'look at this book
423
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,680
in your lap. It's by a bloke from
Russia who came up wi' summat big
424
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,040
for actors back in t'day.
425
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,640
It's called Effective Memory -
426
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,160
Emotional Recall.
427
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:04,040
Now, what that is, is an actor,
using their own life and emotional
428
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:09,440
memories to activate the emotions
of their fictional character.
429
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,000
So, for example...
430
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,880
I might be playing a scene
where I'm a widower.
431
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,560
Now, I've never had a wife,
432
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,600
but I once lost a dog.
433
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,840
I don't mean on t'park, I mean...
434
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,120
VOICE BREAKS: ..lost the dog. Dead.
435
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,800
So what I have to do,
when I'm in that scene,
436
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:39,000
is try and remember how that felt
when Ralp... Sorry.
437
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,720
See, it's working.
438
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,960
.. when Ralph...when Ralph died.
439
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,960
And then those memories,
those emotions
440
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,520
will help me play
the grieving husband.
441
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,880
Do you get me?
442
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,520
Now, Lesley, you've talked
at great length
443
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,840
about your pelvic floor dysfunction.
444
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,880
Use that discomfort,
445
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,480
use that shame.
446
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,040
Glen, let's be honest,
447
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,320
you've pickled that fatty liver
of yours with booze
448
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,160
ever since your wife left ya.
Use that despair.
449
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,200
Mephistopheles said
he would not fight the battle.
450
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,840
And so I will.
451
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,640
Thank you.
452
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,000
That was fantastic.
A really smashing performance, Alma.
453
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Thank you. So, it says
in your application
454
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,920
that you're a care leaver.
455
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,400
Er, yeah. I just got my records back
recently, actually.
456
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,680
Really? And how was that for you?
457
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,680
Not great, er, one social worker
described me as overactive,
458
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,280
oversensitive and emotionally
distressed, so not fab,
459
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,840
to be honest. But, do you know,
I've decided that just means
460
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,320
that I've got a lot of energy,
empathy and emotional range.
461
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:04,640
I've...I've certainly got a lot
of effective memory to draw from.
462
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,960
I'd agree with that. As it happens,
463
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,800
I'm a care leaver too,
464
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,040
and, you know, I've always felt
465
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,280
us care experienced folk
have got something special.
466
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:20,040
We've navigated extreme
circumstances with complex traumas,
467
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,720
and gained skills
and wisdom beyond our years.
468
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:32,480
We have a huge capacity to love,
and, er, to heal and, um, empathise.
469
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,880
And I see that in you, Alma.
470
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,600
Thank you. Do you know,
I see it in myself.
471
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,960
I'm very wise.
472
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,880
You know in...in a normal way,
not showing-off way.
473
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,800
WHISPERING
474
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:58,160
Look, we don't normally do this, but
your audition was truly brilliant,
475
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,560
and we'd like to offer you a place.
476
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,920
Oh, my God!
477
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,320
Oh, my God, really?
478
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,760
Oh, my fucking God.
479
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,600
Oh, fuck you -
I mean, thank you.
480
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,880
Fucking hell, yes! Woo!
481
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,880
I sit here by myself
And you know I love it...
482
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,880
And I'll just...I'll see you.
483
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,720
I don't know when, but, whoo!
484
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,600
If I could tell that little girl
in my records anything,
485
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,200
I'd tell her you're gonna be fine,
you're gonna be more than fine.
486
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,440
You're gonna be fucking fabulous,
love.
487
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,440
I wanna be a big shot
488
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,360
And have 90 cars
489
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:49,360
I wanna have a boyfriend
490
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:52,800
And a girl for laughs
491
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,120
But only on Saturdays...
492
00:27:57,170 --> 00:28:01,720
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