All language subtitles for 3x02 Butayiya

I've seen so much blood.

What are you going
to do about it?

I'm gonna kill the General,
and you're gonna help me.

Oh, no.

We don't need you.
We don't want you.

The gods are dead.

Queen Antedia,
you could feed us to your pigs.

Who will give me
three silver pieces?

There'll come a day in the future
when I'll call upon you.

Behold!

From this day forward
you are... Quant.

Excellent.

I've come to make you an offer.
In exchange for what?

The girl.
Lokka is angry.

Where is she?
It takes time.

We don't have time.

Let us feast.

Tell me, child.
Why did you really come here?

Fuck the gods.

Get back!

That...

That...

And...

♪ Well you can bump and grind

♪ It is good for your mind

♪ Well you can twist and shout
let it all hang out

♪ But you won't fool
the children of the revolution

♪ No you won't fool
the children of the revolution

♪ No way!

♪ Wow ♪

Are you ready
to say sorry?

You can't spend all day
down there. You'll perish.

And you'll catch...
everything.

Look, I know he's a bastard.

We all are, but...

Please, just...
just say you're sorry.

Your Majesty.

I was by the chalk place
this morning. Saw something.

What?
Something strange.

How strange?
Very strange.

What was it?

A dragon.
How big?

Don't humour him.
You're being an arse.

What, breathing fire?

All right. Describe
what happened word for word.

50 feet long.

Sage-coloured flanks,
mustardy wings with purple veins,

claws big as icicles.

She turns to me,
opens her scaly maw,

breathes a giant plume
of orange fire,

roughly the size of a medium
to large haystack.

That's not nice.

Something funny?

Oi, you!

What's so funny?
Yes?

What's so funny witch?
Nothing. Nothing, sorry.

Do you want back down
the drop, eh?

Do you want back down the drop?
No, sir.

Tania.
-No, master.
-Louder!

No, Master.
Five silver pieces.

Too much by thrice.
Can't clean, talks back.

Tell her, pitch the roof.
Back to the market...

..buy an hog, feed her to it.

Eat the fucking hog.
Who's in?

I'm in.

I promise Master,
I will never talk back again.

Before I forget...

What's that?
Weasels.

Found a romp of them up river.

You want me to kill 'em?
No.

I want you to teach 'em to sing
and dance in a line.

I'm a weasel. I'm a weasel.
I'm a weasel. I'm a weasel.

Weasels stock gives me wind.
What was that?

Nothing.

You want to watch
yourself there, brother.

You watch yourself.

Yeah, you're right, Mum.
He is a choosy bastard.

You... Witch!

My name is Blaine.
I'm an associate of the General.

Sorry, I don't know
what that means.

My Lady...

The witch.

Oh...

Tell me about the girl.

What the hell.
It is written here.

The name is?
Fuck the Gods.

How is he?

The fever has worsened.

We need to talk.
What about?

Thrilled as I am
by your unexpected arrival

and conscious of the reasons
for your lengthy trip.

Reasons?
There's only one reason I'm here.

I'm general of this legion.

The legion has its own rules,
and crucially, crucially,

it has its own fucking dogs.

So?
So you can't just waltz in here

and eat my right hand man.
Your right hand man

was about to have you murdered.
Yes, I know.

I knew that before he did.
You know, I wasn't born yesterday.

I didn't just crawl out
from under a stone.

I'm Aulus "fucking" Plautius.
Then, where is she?

20 moons,
and not a fucking clue.

That is Aulus Plautius.

An empty suit of armour,
a put on, wash out, no-show.

A vain, preening, disappointing,
flabby, floppy failure.

The girl had a sister, Islene.
She died in the invasion.

The witch says if the sister asked
her to do something, she will do it.

So?

So, we want you to go
and talk to her.

What?

Um, she's dead.

Oh!
Oh, yes. Oh...

One tiny little detail
you left out, darling.

But you visited their dead.
Fucking bigmouthed witch!

She said she took you there.

Didn't feel like
mentioning that? Mm.

What else aren't you telling me?

So what are you gonna do?
Don't you worry about that.

You tell me.
You know I love you, my darling,

but you underestimate me
at your peril.

Come now.

Well, I'll go to the underworld
and I'll speak to the sister.

But if we are going
to work together,

there has to be
some ground rules.

Well, come on.
One...

You don't eat anyone
without my say-so.

-Agreed.
-Two... If we're gonna work
together, no secrets.

I'll tell you what I know,
you do the same.

Agreed.
Three...

This cock. Get rid.

Want to be able to speak
to my wife alone.

Blaine is my close advisor.

He's a ponce.
He's beloved of Lokka.

He is a cunt.

Blaine, darling...
High priestess...

Fuck off for a bit.

High priestess...

You weren't so fussy last night.

Where was I?

Four.
Four...

The Celtic Queen.
-Your whore.
-Asset.

Bet she's got a guilty one.

Amena is valuable to me
and I want to keep it that way.

Can I fuck her?
She's fun.

Well, let's put a pin in that
for now.

But just leave her alone.
And you don't speak to her,

you don't let jolly boy
speak to her, you understand?

I don't remember you being
this tense in Rome.

Just relax.

I'm only here for one reason.

I won't be wasting my time
on local colour.

Twopenny scrubbers
don't know the shit they're in.

Besides...

Lokka's thirst
for the sacrament of flesh...

has been well sated.

For now.

She's on to you.

What did you say?
Come on,

you're sharper than that.

But not that sharp, eh?

What are you insinuating?

Oh, "insinuating."
Oh, that's a big word.

I'm in-si-nu-ating

that, whatever your plan is,

tethered up that sleeve,
it needs work.

Seriously...

You need to use the whole brain.

What of that cunny cunt
cunning in there?

Dream up something...
a smidge smarter,

teeny bit more brilliant.

But do it fast,
because he may buy more of this.

But she doesn't.

Nice bum.

That bum.

Yummy bum.

Thirsty?

You wasn't really a queen,
was you?

You mean, did I have...

treasures? A throne?

Loyal subjects...
once upon a time?

Um, I don't believe you.
So...

These days,
I hardly believe it myself.

Was you, was you married?

Mm.
What happened to him?

He died...

in battle.

If you married again,

that man, would he be king?

He would indeed.

Would he have his own horse?

He'd have a hundred horses...

ships...

gold...

and he wouldn't eat weasel stew.

He'd eat swan.

Swan?
With all the trimmings.

It would be best
if you get some sleep, yeah.

Good night, Brooke.
Good night, then.

Good night, Mum.

Behold!

So, what do you think?
Is he gonna make it?

I'm just saying.
It's a pretty deep wound.

Listen, Quant,
we have a prophecy.

And if you knew the first thing
about the prophecy,

You'd know
the Veran doesn't die

The Veran lives for another...

What the fuck...

Forget it. Forget it.
I'm not even going to.

Does the prophecy say
the chosen one pitches up

and cuts the Veran's throat...

and then does one...

to who knows where.

♪ ("CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME"
PLAYING) ♪

♪ Come down off your throne

♪ And leave your body alone

♪ Somebody must change

♪ You are the reason
I've been waiting so long

♪ Somebody holds the key

♪ Well, I'm near the end

♪ And I just ain't got the time

♪ And I'm wasted

♪ And I can't find
My way home... ♪

What are you doing?

♪ Come down on your own
And leave your body alone

♪ Somebody must change... ♪

Where do you think the egg is?
# You are the reason

♪ I've been waiting
All these years

♪ Somebody holds the key

♪ But I'm near the end

♪ And I just ain't got the time

♪ Lord, and I'm wasted

♪ And I can't find my way home ♪

Swap you this brooch
for the shoes.

I want coins.
I don't have any coins.

Well, get out, then.
Go on, get out, you little...

OK, now guess which cup
is the egg under?

Are you sure.

OK, I'm sorry, Sir.

You've lost again.
Anyone else like a go?

Let's make some money.

Dip, dip, blue ship,
who is it?

Is it you?

Dip, dip, sky blue,
who is it? Not you.

Dip, dip, sky blue,
who is it?

Centurion Viticus!

Hey, hey!

Attention!

General. Since we arrived here,
you've shown great courage,

guile, grit, guts!

So, congratulations.
You're my new Praefectus.

Um, what happened to Vitus?

Um, yes. Well, he was
summoned back to Rome.

Short notice.

-I'm Praefectus?
-Well, you see,
you put the hours in, pays off.

I will die for
the glory of the knight.

Well, I don't doubt it.

So keep an eye on which cup
the egg is under.

Which one is it?
I'm done with you.

Come on, lads.

I've got one more trick for you,
ladies and gentlemen.

I'm going to need a volunteer.

Come on. You look like
you like a bit of fun.

Who's feeling adventurous?
Up you go.

Nobody? Oh, hello.

Big round
of applause for my friend.

Have I got a surprise for you.

-Have you met my friend?
-What?
I'd like you to look

very, very closely.

That's it.
Look very closely.

That's it. Is she the fairest
maiden your eyes have ever seen?

Yes, she is.

You're in luck.

For she seeks a husband
this very night.

Are you an honourable
suitor, sir?

Oh, I am.

Now, do you take this chicken

to be your wife?

I do.

That's enough.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you very much.
Excellent. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you so much.
Cheers.

Here.

I'm not hungry.

You blame yourself?

No, I don't.

Everybody else does.
So I don't have to.

They've got it covered.

What they forget is

while they're all hiding
and wringing their hands,

and dancing, and fucking about,

I was out there
working my balls off.

I took a tiny, foolish,
speck of a girl,

and I make her into a...

It's true.

Nobody spent that time with her.

They can say and think
what they want.

Only you truly know her.

And her heart.

So tell me, has she deserted us?

Do we need a new sign?

Where's you going?
Badgering.

Get us a stoat.
Get your own.

Majesty.

Stay there.

Hello, missy.

The money from your little show.

It's mine.
I don't think so.

Give me the money.
It's hers.

She earned it.
Fuck off.

That's it. Now turn around
and walk away with both balls.

Seems I'm surplus to requirements.
Hmm, seems so.

Well, goodbye.

You hungry?
Not particularly.

Come on. I've had a good day.
I've had a shit day.

Is that wine?
It's also shit.

Swap you a leg for some shit wine,
but you have to pluck the rest.

So...

you do need my help.

Don't push it.

It's a moon tree.
Moon what?

Moon tree.
They come out at night

and only appear
after one moon in 12.

Put it in weasel stew.

It will make it taste
like the finest swan.

Fit for a king.

You'll find them in the forest.
I need two dozen.

No, I can't.

Rork likes his weasel stew
done in a certain way.

The way that mum does it.
Trust me. He'll love it.

Mum, too.

A king?

With a hundred horses.

Where are you from?
Me? All over.

Doing what?
You name it.

Musician, carpenter, soldier,
beggar, salt farmer, fireman,

goatherd...
Wait, you were a salt farmer?

Many, many moons ago.

And I can tell you,
that is a shit job.

My dad was a salt farmer.
Was he?

Well, he must be
a better man than me.

Or a total fool.

I couldn't hack it.

Hard, hard ground.

He still at it?

I don't know.

My name is Lucius.

Cait.

And then my mother died,

and we moved west
to live with my uncle.

He's a bit like you,
been everywhere, done everything.

Legion?
Hmm. Exactly. Decrepit.

And he knew of its conjuring.

And he showed me
great stuff and...

Amazing stuff.

And then the invasion happened.

And I've been escaping
ever since.

Then you came along
and interrupted it all.

The end.

You know, when you go
around the world

and see as much as I have,
you learn a lot.

And one of the things you learn...
is to spot a lie.

And I can tell you, that I think
every word you've just told me,

with the exception
of the bit about

growing up on a salt farm
and your name,

is 100% copper-bottomed,

ocean-going bullshit.

Listen, you don't have to tell me
if you don't want to.

Most of people's lives
are just stories anyway.

Well, I guess I'll have
-to work on it.
-Well, you have time.

You haven't.
Fuck off.

Anyway, I don't mind.
I like a good yarn.

Here's a good game.

I'll tell you a story.

And you have to tell me
if it's true

or bullshit. Agreed?

Agreed.

If I told you,
among all the jobs I've done,

that one was a soldier.

Well, I was a soldier.

A Roman soldier.

I joined the Legion as a boy
and I went all over.

This one time, we were guarding
some temple. Jerusalem.

We'd rounded up a bunch
of troublemakers.

They called themselves messiahs.

They grow them down there
like corn.

Anyway, the rule
was we'd crucify them

for a couple of days,
to show they were nothing special.

This one...

he'd been up there all day,
sun frying his brain.

My officer suggested
I finish him off.

Do him a favour.

So I did.

I took his spear

and I pushed it
through his heart.

Only...

it felt like I was
the one being stabbed.

And I stood holding the spear.

And for a few seconds...

my heart choked
on its own blood.

So I look up...

and he's glowing.

All I see is light.

I laughed it off.

I got pissed for three days.

And then I'm walking through
some market and...

I see the man I killed.

And he looked at me.

And he knew who I was.

I know who you are, too.

It was you.

You did it.
Cait, listen to me.

I went to your home,
I met your father.

No. No.
He told me all about you.

Your sister's name was Islene.
No. I'm a fucking idiot.

Idiot.

I know who you are and I need
you to listen very carefully.

I have something for you.
Something very, very important.

Away from me!
Cait!

You can't escape this.
None of us can!

Cait!

Cait!

Fuck.

Oh, good evening,
Your Majesty.

Good evening.

I'm Viticus, the new Praefectus.

And?
I'm replacing Vitus.

He had to go back to Rome
on short notice.

I heard.

The General has asked
to see you in his quarters.

Sorry.

I'll leave you to your asset.

Good evening, Your Majesty.

Good evening.

There you are.

Drink?

I thought we should have
a little chat.

About the other night.
You don't have to say anything.

What?
I loved it.

What?

Every minute.

-Really?
-I want
to know all about your master.

I want to know everything.

Mmm.

Was coming back from market.
Saw something strange.

What?

Roman.

Well...
It weren't a Roman.

It was.
It wasn't a Roman, it was a tree?

It had a sword and a shield.

And leaves and branches.
No Romans up here.

There is now.
Is it nice?

I saw it with my own eyes.

And six mugs of cider.
Look. Romans...

Hey, we're talking.
Shut the fuck up.

-Sorry, Brother.
-Yeah.
How about...

What's this?
Those are moon trees.

What?
Moon tree.

They make weasel stew
taste like swan.

What the fuck
are you talking about?

It's fit for a king
with a hundred horses.

Where did you find them?
The forest.

We do weasel stew mum's way.
Always the same.

So why have you...

What's happening?
Look.

I can't feel my feet.

Got mice in me skin.

I'm pissing my drawers.

What have you done?

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time,
there was a little princess

who had an old uncle
she simply couldn't stand.

So she ran away to the forest,

where she met a witch.

And she told the witch
the story of the evil uncle

and what he'd done to her.

And the witch said,
"I know a way

"you can send your uncle
to the darkest part of hell."

And the old witch
went to her shelf

and she fetched down a jar.

"Oh, what are those?"
Asked the princess.

"These", replied the witch,
"are moon trees."

Good citizens
of this benighted vale,

I am Antedia,
Queen of the Regni.

What's happening?
I was born sweet and cheerful,

but then the gods,
in all their wisdom,

robbed me of my only son.

And I changed.

I became a vengeful, cunning,

merciless,
black-hearted bitch.

But fear not,
you people will only feel

the faintest flicker
of my wrath.

Because I'm saving it up.

Because in these isles,
there lives another

upon whom I seek true vengeance.

And so, it only remains for me
to say to you

meat-headed, diabolic,
inbred cunts...

..brace yourselves.

Can you hear me, Aulus Plautius?

I'm coming for you.

Hundred horses.

His wound is not healing.

What if he dies?

Does not pay to think that way.

Quane...
The prophecy says-

There's nothing in the prophecy
about me killing the first man.

Nothing about this.
What's happening, Quane?

If the prophecy...

You have learnt much.

And I say I cannot fool you.

My boy, we have entered
a new age,

an age so dark the words of
the prophets can no longer be seen.

Whatever is happening.

Whatever is unfolding,
it is not yet written.

She won't desert us.

How can you be sure?
Because I know her.

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