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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,490 --> 00:00:05,653 Vips, whose origins are lost in the night of pre-historic time, 2 00:00:05,786 --> 00:00:09,866 have been recognised throughout history as the most powerful of all supermen! 3 00:00:11,249 --> 00:00:12,448 Their noble aim 4 00:00:12,584 --> 00:00:15,668 has always been to protect the weak from the oppressor! 5 00:00:34,439 --> 00:00:37,393 The first Vip who appeared on earth created the tradition 6 00:00:37,693 --> 00:00:41,144 that this breed is heroic, invincible!!! 7 00:00:41,446 --> 00:00:43,984 And marriageable! 8 00:01:50,182 --> 00:01:53,218 And through the ages the tradition has been unbroken 9 00:01:53,352 --> 00:01:56,103 until the time our story begins, 10 00:01:57,064 --> 00:02:01,061 when BaffoVip equivocated the word "Super" 11 00:02:01,276 --> 00:02:03,518 and instead of marrying a superwoman, 12 00:02:03,779 --> 00:02:06,234 married a girl from a supermarket! 13 00:02:07,616 --> 00:02:12,492 This marriage produced contemporary History's first two new supermen!!! 14 00:02:13,997 --> 00:02:15,491 Supervip!!! 15 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,254 And MiniVip! 16 00:02:22,547 --> 00:02:24,789 But due to the mixed genes these two brothers 17 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:27,505 bore only a superficial resemblance to each other!!! 18 00:02:29,388 --> 00:02:30,846 Supervip was handsome!!! 19 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:33,338 Minivip!!! Well!!! 20 00:02:35,227 --> 00:02:37,552 Supervip was invulnerable!!! 21 00:02:38,689 --> 00:02:39,851 Minivip was!!! 22 00:02:41,024 --> 00:02:44,808 Supervip could fly at supersonic speed from one planet to another!!! 23 00:02:45,278 --> 00:02:48,694 Minivip could only manage limited flights a few feet from the ground! 24 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:53,449 Whereas Supervip was the strongest man ever know on earth!!! 25 00:02:54,454 --> 00:02:57,621 Minivip was the weakest superman of all time! 26 00:05:16,847 --> 00:05:22,351 I c-cant d-do anything right!!! But he can do everything - everything! 27 00:05:22,477 --> 00:05:26,309 What's the matter Minivip, you haven't eaten anything or talked to anyone for the last two days? 28 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:28,729 I want to be a superman - like you! 29 00:05:28,859 --> 00:05:31,528 But MiniVee - you are a superman even if you're not like me! 30 00:05:31,903 --> 00:05:34,821 Then why do I have this V, and these wings 31 00:05:34,948 --> 00:05:38,862 everybody expects me to be like you!!! And instead I can't do a super thing, 32 00:05:38,994 --> 00:05:41,319 not a single, solitary super thing! 33 00:05:41,455 --> 00:05:45,832 Come on, Minivip, I know some psychiatrists who might be able to help you! 34 00:05:50,297 --> 00:05:52,373 - When did it start? - What? 35 00:05:52,507 --> 00:05:55,425 - Whatever started. - Tell it in chronological order. 36 00:05:55,552 --> 00:05:56,880 Be as brief as possible, please! 37 00:05:57,137 --> 00:05:59,177 - Well, my name is Minivip!!! - This means nothing! 38 00:05:59,431 --> 00:06:00,973 And I've always envied Supervip. 39 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:04,638 - Does it hurt when I prick? - Ouch! 40 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:07,225 - Would you like to be a superman? - Tell it in chronological order. 41 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:09,847 Yes, I would, but as a matter of fact!!! 42 00:06:10,025 --> 00:06:11,104 Say, ahhh - 43 00:06:11,526 --> 00:06:12,522 Ahhhh!!! 44 00:06:12,736 --> 00:06:16,568 - You're jealous of Supervip, aren't you? - Who is SuperVip, man? 45 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:17,736 My brother. 46 00:06:17,908 --> 00:06:21,410 - Tell us about your Mother. - You hated your Mother, didn't you? 47 00:06:21,411 --> 00:06:23,368 No! I didn't! I loved!!! 48 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:27,281 Tell me, do you ever hear strange noises. 49 00:06:29,002 --> 00:06:31,209 - Does this look to you like a dog or a superman? - A dog! 50 00:06:32,255 --> 00:06:34,165 Then why do you want to be a superman? 51 00:06:34,383 --> 00:06:36,007 I'm not - he's the one who does everything!!! 52 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:39,753 I think your images are confused! 53 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:41,797 Take a deep breath! 54 00:06:48,939 --> 00:06:51,097 - Are you his brother? - Yes. 55 00:06:51,358 --> 00:06:55,605 Alright - you can come in! The patient is exhausted! 56 00:06:55,737 --> 00:07:00,067 He needs a long rest and a complete change! I suggest a cruise! 57 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,280 But it would be best if he covered up and travelled incognito. 58 00:07:04,413 --> 00:07:09,490 You see, we suspect it's the color red that excites him! 59 00:07:12,295 --> 00:07:16,210 Goodbye MiniVee! Try to enjoy yourself and remember: 60 00:07:16,341 --> 00:07:19,627 - Forget to be a Vip! - I'll try, SuperVee - goodbye! 61 00:07:19,761 --> 00:07:25,182 Hurry! The gang-plank is going up! So long, MiniVee! Be careful not to catch cold!!! 62 00:07:25,308 --> 00:07:27,348 !!! And keep the hat and coat on! 63 00:07:37,696 --> 00:07:41,776 You want to see what color my next dress is going to be - see!!! 64 00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:45,983 Oh, lovely!!! !!! A real sick green! 65 00:08:04,306 --> 00:08:07,473 IShoutsl. 66 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:11,803 Oh no! 67 00:08:27,913 --> 00:08:29,372 We've hit a tunnell. 68 00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:35,540 There's one on every cruise! 69 00:08:37,923 --> 00:08:40,877 Well, hell-lo! 70 00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:51,591 (PANTING) Oh boy! 71 00:09:24,886 --> 00:09:28,801 I'm sorry, sir!!! Only passengers in costume!!! At this party! Good evening, Madam 72 00:09:51,204 --> 00:09:52,663 evening Sir! 73 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:30,404 Lady or Miss? A mysterious woman, eh? 74 00:10:52,224 --> 00:10:53,006 A Vip!! 75 00:10:58,271 --> 00:11:02,316 Ladies and gentlemen, attention please, an exciting event! 76 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:06,440 We have among us a genuine Vip, a fascinating fantastic man 77 00:11:06,571 --> 00:11:09,145 who comes, perhaps, from other planets! 78 00:11:09,282 --> 00:11:12,817 A mysterious legendary being who flies in sidereal space, 79 00:11:12,953 --> 00:11:17,081 invincible, invulnerable, he can go through concrete or steel as if they were butter! 80 00:11:17,332 --> 00:11:20,499 Here he is, folk, a big hand for THE VIP! 81 00:11:22,254 --> 00:11:24,923 Those who want his autograph line up on my right! 82 00:11:25,173 --> 00:11:27,213 However, before interviewing the wondrous Vip!!! 83 00:11:28,427 --> 00:11:31,381 - Blood's running to my head!!! - Oh, sorry!!! 84 00:11:32,556 --> 00:11:34,299 We'd like him to give us a small demonstration 85 00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,391 of his renowned invulnerability!!! 86 00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:41,812 We're going to ask him to swallow this stick of dynamite and let it explode in his stomach!!! 87 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:49,489 Squeamish ladies or those with weak hearts 88 00:11:49,614 --> 00:11:51,358 are requested to leave the room!!! 89 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,703 All set, Vip? Come on, stupefy us! 90 00:12:35,661 --> 00:12:37,700 You saved my life!!! 91 00:12:37,871 --> 00:12:41,370 How can I thank you!!! 92 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,291 That roar sounded real!!! 93 00:12:45,045 --> 00:12:48,995 A carnivorous lion! Helppppp! 94 00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:51,622 Holy mackerel, 95 00:12:55,597 --> 00:12:57,554 that water's cold! 96 00:13:01,937 --> 00:13:03,894 I wonder!!! If it has teeth!!! 97 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,857 How many teeth do you have? 98 00:13:12,489 --> 00:13:15,656 Ah!!! You should have told me at once, that you were a second hand lion!!! 99 00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:19,402 - What were you doing aboard the ship? - Ghieghen din ghighen din ghieghen din den den!!!! 100 00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:25,120 Oh - you like dancing, eh? I like it myself, you know! 101 00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:29,166 But I haven't found the right girl!!! !!! The one I love, I mean!!! 102 00:13:29,297 --> 00:13:33,129 And maybe I'll never find her! I'm good for nothing! 103 00:13:52,612 --> 00:13:56,396 Here is the latest new!!! A Vip, one of the famed supermen 104 00:13:56,533 --> 00:14:00,661 has disappeared from the ship 'Annabella' while cruising in the Pacific! 105 00:14:01,496 --> 00:14:06,039 The Vip was last seen as he jumped through a port hole and it is now assumed that he fell into the sea! 106 00:14:06,668 --> 00:14:07,783 MiniVee! 107 00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,032 Fish don't bite at this hour! Got it?! 108 00:14:47,876 --> 00:14:51,411 Let's see, now! This is the route, yesterday it should have been here! 109 00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,131 I hope I can get there in time! 110 00:14:58,011 --> 00:14:59,505 A fish? 111 00:15:02,891 --> 00:15:04,350 Leave it, leave it! 112 00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:11,273 Still there? 113 00:15:13,735 --> 00:15:15,395 Maybe it's asleep!!! 114 00:15:22,869 --> 00:15:25,657 It's the first fish that ever smiled at me! 115 00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:29,750 Never mind!!! Well!!! It's means that I'll have to cut your tail!!! 116 00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:35,463 Uaaaa!!! Uaaa!!! Uhhh!!! Uhhhhhhhh uh uh! 117 00:16:01,783 --> 00:16:04,109 Not a sign of a ship!!! 118 00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:07,655 MiniVee! 119 00:16:08,915 --> 00:16:12,664 This must be the spot!!! But there's no trace of him here!!! 120 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,467 Hallucinations are beginning!!! I'd better write a message!!! 121 00:16:30,812 --> 00:16:34,312 "Dear, whoever reads this, we need water 122 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:41,197 and blankets and a motor! Yours truly, MiniVip!!!" 123 00:16:44,618 --> 00:16:46,077 Go and do your duty! 124 00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:57,034 This is the way to start a day! 125 00:17:09,101 --> 00:17:12,351 - Uh!!! Uh!!! Uh!!! Uh!!! - If you're asleep you don't catch fish! 126 00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:26,281 Land - we're saved! 127 00:17:48,432 --> 00:17:50,720 I can touch bottom! Let's get out!!! 128 00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:05,780 Next time it will be your turn!!! To save me! 129 00:18:10,912 --> 00:18:14,198 Well! It seems quite a nice island! 130 00:18:16,418 --> 00:18:18,874 MiniVeeeee!!! 131 00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:28,008 MiniVeeeee!!! 132 00:18:29,514 --> 00:18:32,385 Now let's count - the odd one out, goes to look for food! 133 00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:40,644 One, two, three, four, five, six!!! Sorry, six always loses! 134 00:18:41,735 --> 00:18:45,733 While you're gone, I'll get the fire ready! 135 00:18:46,031 --> 00:18:49,281 How the hell did they get to light the fire with two sticks? 136 00:20:12,075 --> 00:20:14,862 O! K! O! K! It will catch in a minute! 137 00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:16,406 Uh - uh - ahhh! 138 00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:17,529 Suffering Toledo! 139 00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:20,867 Why don't you try to help with the fire instead of making such a racket? 140 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:32,919 Uh - hu - uh!!! 141 00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:42,557 Wh - who - who are you? 142 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:46,639 First commander for spies elimination! Marsc!!! 143 00:20:46,777 --> 00:20:50,359 One two, one two!!! One two, one two!!! 144 00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:53,981 There's something down there!!! 145 00:21:00,624 --> 00:21:03,494 It's from MiniVee - he' s still alive! 146 00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:08,372 One two, one two!!! Stop! Get into the car! 147 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,158 Wake up microbe! 148 00:21:50,382 --> 00:21:52,375 Move you slacker! 149 00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:57,544 Yiiiiii! 150 00:22:00,976 --> 00:22:03,846 Fasten your seat-belts and no smoking! 151 00:22:17,534 --> 00:22:22,410 - Have you got a driver's license? - Shut up - you flying shrimp! 152 00:23:06,249 --> 00:23:07,079 Ha-ha-ha! 153 00:23:18,595 --> 00:23:20,339 Fire, fire, fire! 154 00:23:25,227 --> 00:23:27,599 Ach! It's you! I didn't recognise you! 155 00:23:27,729 --> 00:23:32,890 Shultz, you idiot - for an excuse to fire that gadget you'd shoot your own grandmother! 156 00:23:33,026 --> 00:23:35,233 What has my grandmother got to do with it? 157 00:23:35,362 --> 00:23:38,398 THIS time I'm gonna report you to Happy Betty! 158 00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:41,739 Blast you! Blast you! 159 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:46,538 Bis teine deworchen! Feuer! Feuer! 160 00:23:46,665 --> 00:23:49,868 - Who is Happy Betty? - She's the smartest woman in the world! 161 00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:55,209 She owns the H-B Supermarkets, 15,000 of them, all over the world! 162 00:23:56,174 --> 00:24:01,631 R! Vip! Please, don't leave me!!! Look!!! I'm not a lion! 163 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:10,307 An island! An abandoned dinghy!!! And a trail! He' s there! 164 00:24:12,315 --> 00:24:13,478 Hooray! 165 00:24:19,364 --> 00:24:22,780 It's O! K! MiniVee, I've got you, we can go home now! 166 00:24:22,951 --> 00:24:31,741 No! No! My friend, she isn't a lion she's a girl! She's been kidnapped, I must save her! 167 00:24:41,803 --> 00:24:46,097 Tell me again, Confucious - who am I? 168 00:24:46,224 --> 00:24:49,843 Ichantsl Happy Betty, the super Supermarket Queen 169 00:24:49,978 --> 00:24:54,439 who's super-super. brains are supersuper keen! 170 00:24:55,734 --> 00:24:58,521 Smart boy, Confucius! Have a pep-pill! 171 00:25:00,739 --> 00:25:04,950 Ha! Colonel's coming back! You - down there! 172 00:25:05,911 --> 00:25:08,199 Look out, here comes Colonel. 173 00:25:10,248 --> 00:25:13,000 You'd think by now he'd know how to use those brakes!!! 174 00:25:19,508 --> 00:25:21,465 Stupid fool! 175 00:25:21,593 --> 00:25:24,464 It will be dark in a few minutes, then we'll have a look around for Miss Lion! 176 00:25:24,596 --> 00:25:28,641 No! You cover me, while I look! After all, she's my friend! 177 00:25:30,352 --> 00:25:34,184 Let's not start that again, MiniVee you know!!! You're not cut out for rough stuff! 178 00:25:34,314 --> 00:25:36,686 When it's a matter of power let me handle it! 179 00:25:40,779 --> 00:25:45,655 He was there, right behind me in the car, with the lion!!! Then poof! 180 00:25:45,784 --> 00:25:46,982 He disappears! 181 00:25:47,244 --> 00:25:51,573 If that description is right he can't be anything but a Vip! 182 00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:56,992 Hmmmm! I don't like it! I don't like it at all! 183 00:25:57,504 --> 00:26:01,205 The shareholders committee are due tonight and!!! I don't want any slip-ups! 184 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:04,376 Tell Schultz to increase security! 185 00:26:04,594 --> 00:26:05,875 What about this lion? 186 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:09,962 "Lock him in the tower; he might be useful for an experiment later!" 187 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,508 Are you afraid of that little Vip? 188 00:26:12,644 --> 00:26:18,932 Afraid? I'm not afraid of anybody! Now get going! And don't forget who I am! 189 00:26:23,488 --> 00:26:26,193 - Super brains!!! - Shut up! 190 00:26:37,002 --> 00:26:42,589 Up there, go on, move! One two, one two!!! 191 00:26:45,302 --> 00:26:49,346 One two, one two!!! One two, one two!!! 192 00:26:49,431 --> 00:26:53,049 And if you try any funny stuff, you'll end up bald-headed! 193 00:27:00,108 --> 00:27:05,648 Come on, boys! I promised my wife I'd get home early! 194 00:27:48,865 --> 00:27:52,199 Don't fly, MiniVee, they might see your infraglow! 195 00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:04,163 Midnight! And we wish you happy dreams in your Happy Betty pyjamas! 196 00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:10,261 If that's the man who was taking you to Happy- Betty, he should be wearing the H-B badge! 197 00:28:11,179 --> 00:28:14,299 It's him! He's the one! The one who drove the car! 198 00:28:14,474 --> 00:28:17,048 Then the girl is sure to be somewhere near! 199 00:28:17,227 --> 00:28:19,765 Look out, SuperVee, a helicopter! 200 00:28:26,486 --> 00:28:31,943 At last, it's the shareholders' committee! Quick, go and meet them! 201 00:28:46,673 --> 00:28:50,042 Happy Betty extends you all a cordial welcome! 202 00:28:50,177 --> 00:28:57,307 - Bon-jour-Good evening - Salve. - Buenas dias - Chee-hi. 203 00:29:03,899 --> 00:29:06,853 I better hurry! Wait here, MiniVee!!! 204 00:29:06,985 --> 00:29:09,523 I'll go in trough the window, get the girl and come back! 205 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,739 I want to come, too! 206 00:29:11,907 --> 00:29:14,528 Please, MiniVee, let's not start that again! 207 00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:47,064 Feuer! Feuer! Feuer! Feuer! 208 00:29:48,944 --> 00:29:52,988 Feuer! Zuborneit! Verboten! Fahreneit! 209 00:30:01,998 --> 00:30:03,790 What in tarnation is going on? 210 00:30:03,917 --> 00:30:07,582 I have heard a zibilant noise like the hizzing of a snake 211 00:30:07,713 --> 00:30:09,835 and I have pulverized and disintegrated it! 212 00:30:10,298 --> 00:30:13,169 It was a very small man like an inzect, 213 00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:15,460 and with two red eyes which zent out flames! 214 00:30:16,430 --> 00:30:17,628 You stupid! 215 00:30:27,774 --> 00:30:29,566 Miss Lion!!!! 216 00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:35,986 Miss Lion!!!! 217 00:31:04,728 --> 00:31:08,311 Incredible! Everything is going according to plan! 218 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,524 Only a matter of hours now to demonstrate the experiment! 219 00:31:11,651 --> 00:31:14,569 But that Vip business makes me nervous! 220 00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:21,777 Get the projection ready and tell the Committee!!! 221 00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:24,443 That Happy Betty will join them shortly! 222 00:31:36,218 --> 00:31:38,009 I wonder where is she!!! 223 00:31:41,932 --> 00:31:43,426 Maybe upstairs!!! 224 00:32:03,412 --> 00:32:05,618 Mother! There's a Vip out here! 225 00:32:05,789 --> 00:32:09,039 Well, well, what an interesting visitor! 226 00:32:09,501 --> 00:32:10,960 Can I get you something? 227 00:32:11,128 --> 00:32:13,666 I'm looking for a lion!!! 228 00:32:14,047 --> 00:32:15,245 Hmmm, lions!!! Lions!!! 229 00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:17,416 George, have you seen any lions around? 230 00:32:17,592 --> 00:32:20,130 - Not recently! - Sorry! 231 00:32:20,262 --> 00:32:23,962 - Thanks anyway! Goodnight! - Goodnight! 232 00:32:24,349 --> 00:32:27,635 Did you see him, George? A Vip! I must tell Mrs! Martin right away!!! 233 00:32:28,103 --> 00:32:29,930 Mrs! Martinnnnnnnnnn! 234 00:32:30,188 --> 00:32:32,264 Ssssshhh! 235 00:32:52,711 --> 00:32:53,909 Aaaahh!! 236 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:07,266 I heard once more the zibilant noise!!! 237 00:33:10,270 --> 00:33:12,559 Something fishy going on up there! 238 00:33:15,817 --> 00:33:18,937 - Oh! You are a girl!!! - You scared me! 239 00:33:19,071 --> 00:33:23,863 - Sorry-I guess I should've knocked? - Another Vip? Who are you? 240 00:33:23,992 --> 00:33:26,697 I'm Supervip - Minivip's brother!!! 241 00:33:27,287 --> 00:33:33,954 Uh-huh! There's a definite family resemblance!!! But what a difference in physique! 242 00:33:34,378 --> 00:33:37,165 That will make an interesting point for my thesis! - Thesis? 243 00:33:37,464 --> 00:33:42,624 Uh-huh! I'm an anthropology major and I'm doing my thesis on Vips! 244 00:33:42,761 --> 00:33:45,596 That' s why I followed your brother when he jumped off the ship!!! 245 00:33:45,722 --> 00:33:47,798 I wanted first-hand information!!! 246 00:33:47,933 --> 00:33:53,140 Then I got into this crazy situation!!! By the way, where is your brother? 247 00:33:53,313 --> 00:33:56,599 Minivip? Oh, he's waiting outside in a safe place! 248 00:33:59,569 --> 00:34:02,654 Ztrange!!! Very ztrange!!! 249 00:34:05,492 --> 00:34:10,368 An overturned tree! Thig iz very Zuzpicouz!!! 250 00:34:10,497 --> 00:34:13,368 Goodnight! 251 00:34:26,304 --> 00:34:31,299 Gentlemen, we are all aware that the most important factors of modern times!!! 252 00:34:31,435 --> 00:34:33,095 Are advertising and publicity! 253 00:34:33,228 --> 00:34:36,727 Now I have found a way of harnessing them!!! 254 00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:41,269 By an ingenious method which will give me single-handed power over international markets! 255 00:34:41,403 --> 00:34:46,195 Gentlemen, you are about to witness the birth of the brain-missiles! 256 00:34:46,908 --> 00:34:49,234 Colonel, get the Professor! 257 00:34:57,836 --> 00:34:59,247 I am hungry!!! 258 00:34:59,421 --> 00:35:00,584 You'll eat later! 259 00:35:00,714 --> 00:35:04,759 Right now, show these gentlemen the results of your research on man! 260 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,213 Start the film! 261 00:35:09,765 --> 00:35:12,053 This is man! 262 00:35:12,184 --> 00:35:15,802 Trough a slow but inexorable process 263 00:35:15,979 --> 00:35:18,850 he has been "absorbed" by civilisation 264 00:35:18,982 --> 00:35:22,066 which has transformed him into a different being! 265 00:35:22,194 --> 00:35:24,815 Here is man as he is now, who because of the progress 266 00:35:25,113 --> 00:35:29,574 of our mechanised civilisation, has become almost completely automated! 267 00:35:32,204 --> 00:35:35,039 He crosses the road to the signal of the traffic lights!!! 268 00:35:35,290 --> 00:35:37,496 He gets up to the alarm of the clock. 269 00:35:38,251 --> 00:35:40,921 When raising his glass he says 'cheers' 270 00:35:41,088 --> 00:35:45,132 And when insulted his reaction is always 'who do you think you are'! 271 00:35:49,012 --> 00:35:51,420 The physical structure of human body, both internal and external! 272 00:35:54,851 --> 00:35:58,018 The substantive difference between the two consist in this: 273 00:35:58,188 --> 00:36:03,099 If, when viewed sideways, one of the two ossesses curves, that one is the female! 274 00:36:04,069 --> 00:36:08,280 The main parts of the human body showing residual activity are four: 275 00:36:08,532 --> 00:36:11,698 The right hand, the right foot, the eyes and the mouth! 276 00:36:12,411 --> 00:36:14,866 The right hand is to signal, to pull levers to sign checks, 277 00:36:14,996 --> 00:36:18,247 and push buttons and to carry out actions of public utility! 278 00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:22,837 The right foot is to exercise pressure on the accelerator of a car! 279 00:36:23,714 --> 00:36:27,498 The ideal man of the future will be born with two right legs! 280 00:36:27,634 --> 00:36:31,632 Eyes are for looking at television, movies and highways! 281 00:36:31,805 --> 00:36:35,256 Intellectuals also use them to read book covers! 282 00:36:35,392 --> 00:36:38,891 The mouth is used mainly for smiling and smoking! 283 00:36:39,271 --> 00:36:42,391 Those who use it for speaking become politicians! 284 00:36:42,524 --> 00:36:45,975 Those who don't use it at all become subtle humorists! 285 00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:49,774 Internally man is very simple! 286 00:36:49,906 --> 00:36:55,363 He has a few organs, all numbered, whose job it is to become diseased! 287 00:36:55,454 --> 00:36:57,660 The most important organ is the heart 288 00:36:57,789 --> 00:37:02,747 because without it, it would be impossible to tell whether a man is dead or alive! 289 00:37:03,295 --> 00:37:07,127 However, the most important result of my research 290 00:37:07,257 --> 00:37:12,002 is that this automated life has caused a partial atrophy of the brain! 291 00:37:12,304 --> 00:37:15,839 This organ that yesterday was considered the most important of the human body 292 00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:20,227 has now almost totally disappeared leaving a considerable empty space in the skull! 293 00:37:20,353 --> 00:37:23,224 But I had a different concept! 294 00:37:23,357 --> 00:37:26,523 A small missile, with an electronic remote control receiver, 295 00:37:26,693 --> 00:37:30,643 operating on one single wave length controlled by one person only, 296 00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:35,739 can be launched into men's heads! 297 00:37:35,869 --> 00:37:39,036 The impact is so sharp as to be painless! 298 00:37:39,247 --> 00:37:43,197 Its immediate effect is to wash what's left of the brain 299 00:37:43,335 --> 00:37:46,502 and eliminate any residue of hostile or wicked thoughts! 300 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:49,882 After that, it enters an active phase 301 00:37:50,008 --> 00:37:53,591 in which orders sent out on the same wave-length will encourage man to harbour 302 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:58,347 only feelings of fraternity for all living things, whether human or animal, 303 00:37:58,475 --> 00:38:02,389 - thus giving man a new possibility for!!! - That's enough! Colonel, take him away! 304 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:04,723 I am very hungry! 305 00:38:08,318 --> 00:38:10,940 With a little!!! Encouragement, 306 00:38:11,196 --> 00:38:15,739 I 'persuaded' the Professor to make some slight modifications in the missiles 307 00:38:15,951 --> 00:38:19,783 using the local island inhabitants for our initial experiments!!! 308 00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:24,494 My next test was a sample launching on the people of South Coniferus 309 00:38:24,710 --> 00:38:26,998 where I have two markets!!! 310 00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:30,330 The impact of the missiles was timed exactly to the release 311 00:38:30,507 --> 00:38:33,259 of the supersonic notes of the activating theme song 312 00:38:33,427 --> 00:38:36,000 containing the control message! 313 00:38:41,601 --> 00:38:44,472 The control message, gentlemen, which I and I alone can send is!!! 314 00:38:44,730 --> 00:38:48,644 BUY FROM HAPPY BETTY! 315 00:38:48,942 --> 00:38:52,643 Let me tell you, gentlemen, in under two hours those people 316 00:38:52,779 --> 00:38:56,729 bought both of my super supermarkets completely empty-for cash! 317 00:38:57,492 --> 00:38:59,568 Now I have a new rocket ready for my first major launching 318 00:38:59,703 --> 00:39:03,238 of thousands of brain-missiles to the Continent, and after that, others, 319 00:39:03,498 --> 00:39:07,448 larger and still more powerful, will follow, 320 00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:12,164 until saturation point has been reached and I control the buying power of the entire world! 321 00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:16,801 But to complete this colossal operation will be costly, 322 00:39:16,928 --> 00:39:20,878 and that is why you are here, for the present I need financial support! 323 00:39:21,349 --> 00:39:23,176 Well, gentlemen, what do you say!!! 324 00:39:23,310 --> 00:39:26,595 All this is very interesting, Madame, 325 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:29,482 but how can we be certain that the missile will, in fact, 326 00:39:29,566 --> 00:39:32,187 be effective on every individual? 327 00:39:32,569 --> 00:39:35,238 Before we invest in this project we must be sure that the brain-missile 328 00:39:35,364 --> 00:39:39,824 can work effectively on superior individuals, 329 00:39:39,951 --> 00:39:42,027 not only on mediocre ones! 330 00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:45,033 After all, for the average individual, 331 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:47,323 television, radio, and movies works well enough! 332 00:39:47,459 --> 00:39:49,582 That's correct! He's right!! 333 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,876 He's here, Happy Betty! It's him! The Vip! 334 00:39:57,677 --> 00:39:58,757 Catch him! 335 00:40:15,445 --> 00:40:18,197 The Vip is my answer to your query! 336 00:40:18,323 --> 00:40:22,617 I have him here for a final experiment, to satisfy your doubts!!! 337 00:40:22,744 --> 00:40:25,745 Colonel! Get Schultz and find the Vip! 338 00:40:25,872 --> 00:40:28,031 I want him alive and I want him quick! 339 00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:30,867 Get me out of here! 340 00:40:31,002 --> 00:40:36,377 Come out of there, you stoop, and help me find the Vip! 341 00:40:39,136 --> 00:40:41,508 Put on your pants, stupid and go search the tower 342 00:40:41,930 --> 00:40:43,970 while I look in the underground passages! 343 00:41:20,135 --> 00:41:22,507 Listen, Miss Lion, would you like me to take you out? 344 00:41:22,637 --> 00:41:26,718 What a question at a time like this! Of course, I would!!!! 345 00:41:26,850 --> 00:41:28,973 I mean if I were someone else, would you go with him? 346 00:41:29,102 --> 00:41:33,100 Come on, Supervip, let's go!!! Don't be childish!!! 347 00:41:34,983 --> 00:41:36,228 He's not here!!! 348 00:41:40,489 --> 00:41:43,324 Yah, up here is everything normal!!! 349 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:50,200 Halt! Feuer! Feuer! Feuer! Feuer! 350 00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:54,334 Verdampte Vip try to hide, he? 351 00:41:55,462 --> 00:41:58,913 Dressed as a mouse, eh?!!! 352 00:42:01,343 --> 00:42:03,549 Very clever, Vip, Yah!!!! 353 00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:06,379 I'll be ready in a minute, SuperVip! 354 00:42:06,515 --> 00:42:12,719 Achtung! Vass ist das? I hear voices!!! Ya, ya, Ich feuer nachforsehen! 355 00:42:14,106 --> 00:42:16,679 Ach! Stop, stop, stop! 356 00:42:22,906 --> 00:42:24,863 Gee, Miss Lion, I bet you're 357 00:42:24,991 --> 00:42:27,613 the most beautiful anthropology major in the world!!! 358 00:42:27,744 --> 00:42:31,493 My name is Lisa!!! !!! And my hair must be a mess! 359 00:42:31,623 --> 00:42:34,328 Lisa, your eyes are like sparkling Jewels!!! 360 00:42:41,550 --> 00:42:45,084 Supervip!!! Listen! I hear something!!! 361 00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:47,343 Ich du fortasse kleine Vip! 362 00:42:51,685 --> 00:42:54,390 Let's go out on the terrace and look at the stars!!! 363 00:42:54,521 --> 00:42:58,685 Don't be silly! There's no terrace on this horrible cell!!! 364 00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:01,652 There isn't, well, I can fix that!!! 365 00:43:06,033 --> 00:43:08,239 There you are!!! Wonderful, isn't it? 366 00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:11,488 - What? - The peace and quiet! 367 00:43:59,586 --> 00:44:07,131 We are those who represent progress. 368 00:44:12,307 --> 00:44:19,520 We don't mind being fools nonetheless! 369 00:44:24,945 --> 00:44:32,110 Hurrah! Hurrah for the advertising atmosphere!!! 370 00:44:35,247 --> 00:44:42,543 We, with a missile stuck in our head. 371 00:45:11,032 --> 00:45:19,372 Nothing but Carousels we watch like mad. 372 00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:30,041 We put tiger in double soup!! Two blue drops into off-white! 373 00:45:30,177 --> 00:45:36,678 Great cook in your engine, durum wheat!!! Wash the dirt into bright! 374 00:45:49,654 --> 00:45:53,154 I've been waiting such a long time for you!!! 375 00:45:54,368 --> 00:45:56,859 I knew you'd come for me!!! 376 00:45:57,412 --> 00:46:02,039 But I never thought you'd be so handsome!!! 377 00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:06,045 - What's your name? - M-m-Minivip, what's yours? 378 00:46:06,046 --> 00:46:08,798 - Nervustrata!!! - Nervustrata? 379 00:46:08,965 --> 00:46:10,294 Don't you like it? 380 00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:15,343 Oh yes, yes I do, it's a lovely name! But why are you kept in there? 381 00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:17,595 See this thing in my head? 382 00:46:17,724 --> 00:46:22,101 I've been used by these awful people as a Guinea pig for their experiment!!! 383 00:46:22,229 --> 00:46:25,016 And it hasn't worked very well on me!!! 384 00:46:25,690 --> 00:46:28,063 But it doesn't look bad on me, does it? 385 00:46:28,193 --> 00:46:30,565 - You're beautiful! - I am? 386 00:46:31,947 --> 00:46:34,652 Then you will get me out of here, won't you? 387 00:46:34,783 --> 00:46:38,994 Hmm!!! Well, certainly!!! At once!!! 388 00:46:39,579 --> 00:46:42,070 It may take some time!!! Though, 389 00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:46,240 but don't you worry Nervustrata!!! I'll get you out of there, that's for sure! 390 00:46:49,881 --> 00:46:54,128 Oh! But Minivip, you don't have to cut the bars! 391 00:46:54,344 --> 00:46:57,298 I can get through them, see!!! 392 00:46:58,390 --> 00:47:03,135 - But!!! But!!! Then why? - It's the jump that frightens me! It's dangerous!!! 393 00:47:03,311 --> 00:47:06,431 But if you could catch me!!!? 394 00:47:09,234 --> 00:47:13,362 Whooops! What huge muscles you have, Minivip! 395 00:47:13,488 --> 00:47:17,153 I'm so weak, Minivip, I need protection!!! 396 00:47:17,284 --> 00:47:22,989 And you're so strong and virile! Don't you think we make a good couple? 397 00:47:23,123 --> 00:47:24,451 Marvellous! 398 00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:28,450 - So you're the strongest man in the world, eh? - We-ell!!! 399 00:47:28,587 --> 00:47:31,623 I knew it! I was sure it would be you! 400 00:47:31,798 --> 00:47:37,041 O! K! Let's see who's the strongest!!! Come on, step forward!!! 401 00:47:37,179 --> 00:47:41,805 Don't hit him too hard, Minivip, he's got a long way to fall!!! 402 00:47:53,945 --> 00:47:56,021 Come on MiniVip! 403 00:49:03,265 --> 00:49:09,054 - Oooohh!!! You're super Minivip! - No! Super's my brother, come on!!! 404 00:49:33,295 --> 00:49:34,837 Let's go! 405 00:49:47,350 --> 00:49:50,933 Supervip! Help!!! 406 00:49:51,104 --> 00:49:54,354 That sounded like my brother's voice!!! Wait here a minute!!! 407 00:49:55,192 --> 00:49:57,517 Who's there? What do you want? 408 00:49:57,819 --> 00:50:01,022 You!!! I mean the little you!!! 409 00:50:01,364 --> 00:50:05,528 Vip!!! The big one!!! In the cellar big one!!! Small one!!! 410 00:50:05,660 --> 00:50:09,658 Anyone!!! Vip doesn't matter!!! I'll kill any size! 411 00:50:46,827 --> 00:50:48,784 Sorry, I thought it was my brother! 412 00:51:00,549 --> 00:51:03,633 Hah! You little squirt! I've got you! 413 00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:06,216 Na-aang! 414 00:51:06,346 --> 00:51:13,227 - Let him alone! You big bully!!! - Now it sounds like a woman's voice? 415 00:51:13,395 --> 00:51:17,808 Ha! You wriggling super-worm I'll squash you for good! 416 00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:21,694 Do you mind letting go of my brother! 417 00:51:30,912 --> 00:51:35,870 Minivip! You were wonderful!!! Wasn't he, sir? 418 00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:38,492 He certainly was but he shouldn't have come in here!!! 419 00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:41,298 And the next thing to do is to get you out as fast as we can!!! 420 00:51:42,049 --> 00:51:45,464 I'll take the girls to a safe place and then come back for you! 421 00:51:45,594 --> 00:51:47,586 Safe place? Where? 422 00:51:47,721 --> 00:51:50,426 To the beach! No-one will look for them there! 423 00:51:52,726 --> 00:51:56,309 - The beach, huh! - Come on, Lisa!!! All set girls!!!? We're off! 424 00:52:01,359 --> 00:52:03,897 This time I'll get him! 425 00:52:10,786 --> 00:52:16,705 - There, girls! Safe! - Oh, take a look at the sea! Beautiful, isn't it? 426 00:52:16,917 --> 00:52:24,378 So many wonderful birds!!! Look!!! A butterfly!! What beautiful colours! 427 00:52:27,177 --> 00:52:29,633 Stay close, young lady!!! You'd better be careful!!! 428 00:52:29,763 --> 00:52:36,264 Never mind, sir!!! I'll stay nearby! Such a cute butterfly you are!! 429 00:52:39,064 --> 00:52:43,726 Hmm, yes, that should be a safe place!!! 430 00:52:47,656 --> 00:52:48,854 Whooops! 431 00:52:54,121 --> 00:52:55,531 What's going on up there? 432 00:53:05,340 --> 00:53:08,424 - Help! - Yes, help!! 433 00:53:13,598 --> 00:53:19,269 IchantslHappy Betty, the super Supermarket Queen! 434 00:53:21,106 --> 00:53:29,114 Hey! Look who's here! Colonel! Schultz! Somebody, hurry! I caught him! 435 00:53:31,408 --> 00:53:33,365 So hot, isn't it? 436 00:53:33,493 --> 00:53:36,067 No wonder! With that costume you have on! 437 00:53:36,455 --> 00:53:40,784 You know what I'm gonna do? While waiting here for you, I take it off and go for a nice swim! 438 00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:43,742 Do you mind, SuperVip? 439 00:53:46,173 --> 00:53:49,209 Not at all, just be careful not to swim too far out. 440 00:53:49,342 --> 00:53:54,467 Don't be silly! I swim like a fish!!! Especially without such a costume on! 441 00:53:55,223 --> 00:53:58,557 SuperVip, what's going on? Are you all right? 442 00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:01,639 Lisa! Lisa! I love you! 443 00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:09,936 So? 444 00:54:15,535 --> 00:54:16,615 Well? 445 00:54:17,954 --> 00:54:19,330 Lisa? Lisa? 446 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,031 Lisa? Lisa? 447 00:54:24,503 --> 00:54:25,665 So? 448 00:54:30,759 --> 00:54:34,377 Oh, SuperVip, I love you too! 449 00:54:39,518 --> 00:54:43,646 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 450 00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:48,733 Ha ha! That must be him! 451 00:54:48,985 --> 00:54:52,651 As promised, gentlemen, I have captured a Vip, 452 00:54:52,781 --> 00:54:57,775 the Superman of Supermen! Schultz! Show the gentlemen! 453 00:55:00,205 --> 00:55:05,875 - Incredibile! - Wonderful! - C'est vraiment lui! - Diablo! - Non I'avrei mai creduto! - Mein Got! 454 00:55:07,838 --> 00:55:12,546 - You have forgotten who I am! - Happy Betty the Super!!! 455 00:55:13,635 --> 00:55:19,471 However, before carrying out the experiment on him which will prove to you 456 00:55:19,641 --> 00:55:22,595 that my invention works perfectly even on super-brains, 457 00:55:22,728 --> 00:55:25,397 I would like to show you something unique! 458 00:55:25,564 --> 00:55:32,860 Gentlemen! You are about to see missile base 'Happy Betty' 459 00:55:46,918 --> 00:55:49,291 Ready?! 460 00:56:15,822 --> 00:56:19,156 Come on! Pull! 461 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:28,704 And this, gentlemen, is only the outside! 462 00:56:28,835 --> 00:56:32,500 In a moment we'll have a brief tour of the works! 463 00:56:32,631 --> 00:56:36,878 Schultz! Take Vip to the experiment room! 464 00:56:37,177 --> 00:56:39,300 Alright, gentlemen, let's go! 465 00:56:44,393 --> 00:56:47,643 Yaaaaooohhhh!!! 466 00:57:05,539 --> 00:57:11,791 Hello, my name is Nervustrata! Don't be afraid!!! I won't hurt you!!! 467 00:57:12,087 --> 00:57:17,959 What a lot of lovely flowers there are!!! I wish I could pick them all! 468 00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:33,565 Here it is, the marvellous small steel city 469 00:57:33,692 --> 00:57:37,476 where the consumer destinies of future human generations are forged! 470 00:57:37,863 --> 00:57:41,113 Its working population is one hundred thousand strong! 471 00:57:41,241 --> 00:57:47,825 A Million six hundred thousand fingers working incessantly at our great project! 472 00:57:47,914 --> 00:57:51,829 Excuse me, you mean: ONE million Fingers! 473 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:57,465 I mean what I said! Our bio-electronic laboratory has been able to create 474 00:57:57,591 --> 00:58:01,838 - collaborators with an eight-fingers hand! - Marvellous! 475 00:58:01,970 --> 00:58:05,386 And how do you manage to discipline such an enormous work-force? 476 00:58:05,515 --> 00:58:08,433 By taking advantage of the most modern methods of industrialization, 477 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,854 and safeguarding each individual's personality! For example, 478 00:58:12,981 --> 00:58:16,730 after deducting part of their wages, we provide meals for our collaborators! 479 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:20,644 Not the usual fixed menu, but a free choice! 480 00:58:21,281 --> 00:58:22,656 Butter! 481 00:58:23,075 --> 00:58:28,365 Each guest can have his grain of rice with either butter, ketchup or onion sauce! 482 00:58:29,581 --> 00:58:30,779 Ketchup! 483 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:36,419 Furthermore, we see to it that our collaborators get a good relaxing rest! 484 00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:38,669 After deducting part of their wages, 485 00:58:38,799 --> 00:58:42,333 we allow them to use an apparatus which gives immediate, 486 00:58:42,469 --> 00:58:44,508 deep and healthy sleep! 487 00:58:51,686 --> 00:58:56,479 When, after a few minute of such special rest, our collaborators wake up, 488 00:58:56,608 --> 00:58:59,644 ready to go back to their work, they are conveyed by mechanical means 489 00:58:59,778 --> 00:59:03,989 to avoid loss of energy! 490 00:59:04,116 --> 00:59:07,152 The collaborators have some way of entertaining themselves? 491 00:59:07,285 --> 00:59:10,322 Why yes! After deducting a small sum from their wages, 492 00:59:10,455 --> 00:59:12,911 we offer them the use of a Park specially created for them 493 00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:15,870 with a particularly gay atmosphere!!! 494 00:59:16,002 --> 00:59:20,830 Where the collaborators can instantly satisfy their various and varied 495 00:59:21,425 --> 00:59:26,300 er!!! Venal appetites! 496 00:59:36,231 --> 00:59:40,727 - What about vacations? - Short, intensive, exciting, healthy! 497 00:59:41,194 --> 00:59:45,572 Our collaborators are given the opportunity to see the most beautiful sights in the world! 498 00:59:45,699 --> 00:59:50,942 While international artists sing and dance to their local music!!! 499 00:59:51,705 --> 00:59:55,453 There is also special apparatus to provide sun-bathing!!! 500 00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:58,201 And for local 'souvenirs'! 501 00:59:59,588 --> 01:00:02,672 - Do you provide medical attention? - Of course! 502 01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:05,753 No bureaucratic delay or lack of interest here, 503 01:00:05,886 --> 01:00:08,555 attention is immediate and categorical! 504 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:14,185 Each illness is tackled decisively and rapidly carried to its solution!!! 505 01:00:32,496 --> 01:00:34,535 Supervip, now let's see if you can swim! 506 01:01:27,592 --> 01:01:30,759 SuperViiiippp!! Heeelllppp!!!!! 507 01:01:47,028 --> 01:01:49,484 OH! SuperVip! 508 01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:52,780 You're wonderful! You saved my life! 509 01:01:59,332 --> 01:02:02,203 This time you're not getting away! 510 01:02:06,882 --> 01:02:09,207 SuperVip! Watch out! 511 01:02:12,220 --> 01:02:15,340 Come on, good looking, I'll let you in too! 512 01:02:16,016 --> 01:02:19,052 And then this handsome man named Minivip. 513 01:02:19,186 --> 01:02:22,436 Came along and rescued me from prison! 514 01:02:29,988 --> 01:02:33,357 Boy, you gotta hand it to Happy Betty! 515 01:02:34,534 --> 01:02:37,903 If you please, Miss, step right in!!! 516 01:02:38,038 --> 01:02:41,454 And now for some maximum security measures!!! Phew! That's that! 517 01:03:02,229 --> 01:03:05,313 Now we'll proceed to the production area! 518 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:10,517 The supporting part of the missile is plunged into a fusion at 1,400�! 519 01:03:10,946 --> 01:03:15,608 When the arm of the special expert in charge falls off, 520 01:03:15,742 --> 01:03:19,870 we know that the temperature of the metal bath is correct! 521 01:03:19,996 --> 01:03:24,623 In another department the missile undergoes a test for heat resistance! 522 01:03:24,918 --> 01:03:31,122 The technician after swallowing a mixture of gasses proceeds to the rigorous test! 523 01:03:31,258 --> 01:03:34,259 Unfortunately, we lose one match at each test! 524 01:03:34,386 --> 01:03:40,222 This custom of bowing causes a loss of approximately 15 percent in productivity!!! 525 01:03:43,937 --> 01:03:47,982 On the other hand, the problem of going to the wash-room has been brilliantly solved! 526 01:03:48,108 --> 01:03:53,233 As you know, gentlemen, this arbitrary and uncontrollable break in the work pattern 527 01:03:53,363 --> 01:03:56,483 is of capital importance in a large plant, 528 01:03:56,616 --> 01:04:01,574 and our research department has solved it by strategic placement 529 01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:05,916 of a running generator, which stops from time to time 530 01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:09,793 giving out charges of 60,000 volts! 531 01:04:13,091 --> 01:04:16,092 This inspires our collaborators not to waste time 532 01:04:16,219 --> 01:04:21,012 and prevents them from lingering longer than necessary! 533 01:04:21,141 --> 01:04:25,352 Wunderbar! If we had had something of the kind at the time, 534 01:04:25,479 --> 01:04:27,518 perhaps we wouldn't have lost the war! 535 01:04:37,449 --> 01:04:39,406 Phew! That's that! 536 01:04:40,327 --> 01:04:43,411 To return to the actual making of the missile! 537 01:04:43,538 --> 01:04:45,864 At this point, the electronic brain, 538 01:04:45,999 --> 01:04:48,573 produced in cans by a secret process, 539 01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:51,082 is grafted on the missile-head!!! 540 01:04:51,213 --> 01:04:54,664 And the whole thing is thoroughly sterilised! 541 01:04:54,841 --> 01:04:58,709 After which it is ready to be fitted into its final shell! 542 01:04:58,845 --> 01:05:02,546 The brain-missile are then taken to the great rocket 543 01:05:02,682 --> 01:05:07,179 which can house up to 15,000 and which is ready on the launching pad! 544 01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:12,099 When the rocket takes off, goes up !!! The small missiles detach them 545 01:05:12,234 --> 01:05:15,650 and by means of the electronic eye are directed automatically 546 01:05:15,779 --> 01:05:18,484 towards the people on all continents! 547 01:05:18,573 --> 01:05:23,734 This rocket cannot be picked up by radar, because it is motor-less! 548 01:05:23,870 --> 01:05:29,873 Ninety specialised collaborators, who pedal with all their might, 549 01:05:30,001 --> 01:05:33,584 activate a propeller which projects the rocket into space! 550 01:05:33,797 --> 01:05:38,126 The first rocket in history to work without a carburant! 551 01:06:02,367 --> 01:06:06,495 And now, gentlemen, let's go back to our friend, the Vip 552 01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:12,116 and to his new gold-plated brain! 553 01:06:16,047 --> 01:06:17,957 Look at it carefully Vip! 554 01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:25,967 See, we had your name engraved on it! 555 01:06:42,324 --> 01:06:43,783 Get ready, Vip! 556 01:06:45,952 --> 01:06:48,241 One two, one two!!! 557 01:06:55,587 --> 01:06:59,715 I caught the Vip O! K! I've got him locked in the safe! 558 01:07:00,634 --> 01:07:05,628 - See! - Be quiet, you idiot! I captured the Vip, not you! 559 01:07:05,972 --> 01:07:11,643 Heellpp! Stop him, don't let him get away! 560 01:07:11,770 --> 01:07:16,348 Catch him - quick - quuickk! 561 01:08:44,529 --> 01:08:49,156 - Gosh, it's dark! Where am I? - Ohh! At last! 562 01:08:50,243 --> 01:08:55,320 - I see a lot of little hearts!!! - Supervip! Get us out of here! 563 01:08:55,457 --> 01:08:57,331 We are locked inside a safe! 564 01:08:57,793 --> 01:09:02,953 Inside a safe? Where? Why? How did we get in here? 565 01:09:05,092 --> 01:09:09,469 Listen to me Vip! This is Happy Betty speaking!!! 566 01:09:09,596 --> 01:09:15,432 Running or hiding won't help you!!! The missile will reach you wherever you are!!! 567 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:20,518 For the simple reason that you are the only one on the Island without special protective cover! 568 01:09:20,774 --> 01:09:23,561 All the others are safe!!! Inside our base!!! 569 01:09:24,653 --> 01:09:29,362 In a few seconds the missile will be firmly planted in your super square head!!! 570 01:09:29,491 --> 01:09:33,987 And you'll come meekly back here asking me for instructions - ha! 571 01:09:34,413 --> 01:09:35,693 Got it? 572 01:09:42,379 --> 01:09:44,418 See you soon Vip! 573 01:10:30,594 --> 01:10:34,757 O! K! Girls, don't worry, I'll get you out! 574 01:10:40,854 --> 01:10:41,767 That's it! 575 01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:46,357 Man, what a kiss! What a kiss! 576 01:11:08,298 --> 01:11:12,925 Wow, my head! I see hearts whirling around!!! 577 01:11:13,386 --> 01:11:18,095 Mmmhh! What a kiss, boy! Oh boy! 578 01:11:18,225 --> 01:11:21,475 Oh, oh! Next time I better send it to you by telegram! 579 01:11:21,645 --> 01:11:23,970 Oh good, here's my suit!!! And my belt! 580 01:11:24,397 --> 01:11:28,181 It was Minivip who saved us all from those terrible men!!! 581 01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:31,105 It was, wasn't it Miss Lisa? 582 01:11:31,238 --> 01:11:33,693 - Minivip! Were is he? - Minivippp! 583 01:11:52,592 --> 01:11:55,380 If I were you!!! I wouldn't worry too much!!! 584 01:11:55,554 --> 01:11:59,765 Up to now, he seems to be doing fine!!! All by his mini-self! 585 01:12:00,058 --> 01:12:05,301 Hmm, you might be right!!! Maybe I've underrated him! But then again, maybe I haven't! 586 01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:07,265 I'd better reconnoitre and make sure! 587 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:10,108 Minivippp! 588 01:12:17,409 --> 01:12:19,033 Let him alone!!! 589 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,828 Well, you atomated banana, are you through? 590 01:12:32,674 --> 01:12:35,675 - How was it? - A little too bony, but not bad! 591 01:12:35,844 --> 01:12:38,335 There you are, gentelmen! Success! 592 01:12:38,513 --> 01:12:42,807 This signal indicates that the missile has hit the target 593 01:12:42,934 --> 01:12:49,055 and now even the invincible Vip has become one of our "devoted clients"! 594 01:12:49,149 --> 01:12:55,152 Hmm, yes, very good, but I think rather it should be under our direct control? 595 01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:59,278 Intolerable insolence! You seem to have forgetten who I am? 596 01:12:59,409 --> 01:13:02,992 Happy Betty, the super!!! 597 01:13:04,039 --> 01:13:08,202 The supreme rocket will be launched in a matter of minutes! 598 01:13:08,335 --> 01:13:12,463 There is no time left to discuss stupid and useless controls! 599 01:13:12,923 --> 01:13:16,374 You'll have to make up your minds right now!!! 600 01:13:18,637 --> 01:13:20,131 Well? 601 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:26,764 O! K! We agree! 602 01:13:26,937 --> 01:13:31,978 Congratulations, you made the right decision! 603 01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:38,816 Colleagues, slaves, worms! His is Happy Betty speaking to you 604 01:13:38,949 --> 01:13:43,990 to announce that the count-down will start in a few minutes! 605 01:13:44,371 --> 01:13:47,538 When our creation starts lifting itself into the sky 606 01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:50,583 advertising will become a PURE science! 607 01:13:50,794 --> 01:13:55,705 Posters, film and radio commercials will be useless 608 01:13:55,924 --> 01:13:59,293 because there will be no more doubts on the part of the consumer 609 01:13:59,428 --> 01:14:05,430 as to what to choose they will forever buy only Happy Betty products! 610 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:10,309 After this rocket, others, increasingly powerful, will follow, 611 01:14:10,522 --> 01:14:15,599 because a cartel of international shareholders has now decided 612 01:14:15,735 --> 01:14:19,235 to finance my colossal project! 613 01:14:19,906 --> 01:14:24,236 - Long Live Betty!!! Long live!!! - Clear the launching pad! 614 01:14:24,411 --> 01:14:26,902 The count-down will start at once! 615 01:14:30,917 --> 01:14:35,211 Hurry, Minivip!!! Hurry! Do you remember which was it was? 616 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:41,840 That way, no, that way no wait, maybe!!! 617 01:14:42,387 --> 01:14:45,673 Ten!!! Nine!!! 618 01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:47,012 Eight. 619 01:14:48,018 --> 01:14:50,010 - Seven!!! - I must find it! 620 01:14:50,145 --> 01:14:58,105 Six Five Four Three. 621 01:14:58,278 --> 01:15:02,323 - Good! Here it is! - Two!!! One!!! 622 01:15:03,325 --> 01:15:04,949 Zero! 623 01:16:11,643 --> 01:16:16,768 There you are, this way it won't bother you any more! 624 01:16:26,992 --> 01:16:29,031 Buy from Happy Betty, you must spend-spend-spend. 625 01:16:29,286 --> 01:16:31,741 Buy from Happy Betty, it's the trend-trend-trend. 626 01:16:32,414 --> 01:16:34,703 When you're out of money, you must bend-bend-bend. 627 01:16:35,125 --> 01:16:37,580 Every effort into making more to spend! 628 01:16:38,503 --> 01:16:40,710 Buy from Happy Betty, always shop-shop-shop. 629 01:16:41,381 --> 01:16:43,623 For soup or salt or syrup by the drop-drop-drop. 630 01:16:44,509 --> 01:16:46,549 Happy Betty's merchandise is top-top-top. 631 01:16:47,012 --> 01:16:49,051 So keep on buying, you must never stop! 632 01:16:50,432 --> 01:16:52,555 Happy Betty's best for anything you want to eat. 633 01:16:52,851 --> 01:16:55,722 Happy Betty's best for shoes to wear upon your feet. 634 01:16:55,979 --> 01:16:58,435 Happy Betty's far the best by any test for all the rest of. 635 01:16:58,690 --> 01:16:59,271 Sales clinching, 636 01:16:59,524 --> 01:17:00,105 penny-pinching, 637 01:17:00,358 --> 01:17:00,939 labor saving, 638 01:17:01,193 --> 01:17:01,773 patio paving, 639 01:17:02,027 --> 01:17:02,477 Incoming, 640 01:17:02,736 --> 01:17:03,233 outgoing, 641 01:17:03,487 --> 01:17:04,067 budget wrecking, 642 01:17:04,321 --> 01:17:04,902 back breaking, 643 01:17:05,071 --> 01:17:06,898 cooking, Sweeping, cleaning, sleeping articles 644 01:17:07,157 --> 01:17:09,909 you buy from Happy Betty! 645 01:17:11,787 --> 01:17:16,579 Keep singing the Buy-Buy, keep singing the Buy-Buy. 646 01:17:17,584 --> 01:17:19,493 You've got to swing the Buy-Buy. 647 01:17:20,378 --> 01:17:22,418 And lay your money on the line! 648 01:17:22,881 --> 01:17:25,337 Buy from Happy Betty, you must fly-fly-fly. 649 01:17:26,009 --> 01:17:28,465 To buy from Happy Betty till you're dry-dry-dry. 650 01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:31,171 The last thing you must do before you die-die-die. 651 01:17:31,515 --> 01:17:33,673 Is to struggle out and make a final buy! 652 01:17:35,185 --> 01:17:37,427 Happy Betty's is the store where you get more things you use for. 653 01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:39,312 "Mixing, fixing; steaming, gleaming;" 654 01:17:39,564 --> 01:17:40,596 "winding, grinding; hide behinding." 655 01:17:40,816 --> 01:17:41,930 "Looping, grouping; standing, stooping;" 656 01:17:42,359 --> 01:17:43,023 indoor, outdoor, 657 01:17:43,318 --> 01:17:43,685 ous-ge-pooping. 658 01:17:44,152 --> 01:17:44,733 "Washing, squashing;" 659 01:17:44,986 --> 01:17:45,603 milking bilking, 660 01:17:45,821 --> 01:17:50,364 everything you'll find from Happy Betty! 661 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:58,578 That was great, marvellous Spectacular!!! 662 01:18:22,107 --> 01:18:27,148 Wonderful, fantastic, delightful!!! How nice! 663 01:18:30,449 --> 01:18:33,699 Well, that's it! The show's over! Let's go! 664 01:18:33,827 --> 01:18:37,112 You go ahead, Supervip, we'll follow in the helicopter! 665 01:18:51,052 --> 01:18:58,550 This is a lovely ride, SuperVee!!! Can I pay my fare in super-kisses? 666 01:18:58,685 --> 01:19:01,686 Take it easy, Lisa Things melt up here!!! 667 01:19:02,147 --> 01:19:04,389 Be caref... - LISA!! 668 01:19:04,733 --> 01:19:09,027 Oh! How awful! Look, Minivip! 669 01:19:09,154 --> 01:19:11,360 Could it be one of Happy Betty's Missiles! 670 01:19:11,490 --> 01:19:15,274 No, it's something even more powerful !!! It's love!! 671 01:19:20,415 --> 01:19:23,202 Are you really a superman? 672 01:19:23,335 --> 01:19:27,083 You know, Minivip, you're wonderful! Without your help that fellow!!! 673 01:19:27,214 --> 01:19:29,669 Would have been killed at least twenty times! 674 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:34,508 Hmmm, you must try to remember, Nervustrata, he's my brother!!! 675 01:19:34,638 --> 01:19:37,473 Oh?? Yes, of course! 676 01:19:38,433 --> 01:19:43,676 Well, I hope he realizes how lucky he is to have a superbrother like you! 57349

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