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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:19,417 [water trickling] 2 00:00:28,999 --> 00:00:30,583 Hi, I'm Noah Owens. 3 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:32,999 I'm a personal trainer here at the rec center. 4 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:36,125 I'm also the adult swim instructor. 5 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:38,999 Welcome all of you to my class. 6 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:40,999 [locker opens] 7 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:51,583 I know how hard it was for you all to come here. 8 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:54,250 Everything you're feeling is valid. 9 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:57,625 My job here is to get you comfortable in the water, 10 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,792 but I won't push it. 11 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,083 You have to go at your own pace. 12 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:02,417 So, if you feel like you've had enough, 13 00:01:02,417 --> 00:01:05,083 just come and tell me and we'll stop. 14 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:07,208 [faucet runs] 15 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:09,166 [stops] 16 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:15,375 How I wanna start off, and I want you to be honest... 17 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,208 who here is afraid of the water? 18 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:22,333 Or, who would say that they're anxious being submerged underwater? 19 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,959 OK. 20 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:27,917 We're going to start with the basics today. 21 00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:30,750 We're gonna blow bubbles underwater. 22 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,999 So, for those of you who are comfortable, 23 00:01:32,999 --> 00:01:38,500 let's make our way down to the pool and we'll get in. 24 00:01:59,041 --> 00:02:02,667 I have never wanted anyone to see me in my bathing suit, 25 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:06,000 so I have always avoided swimming situations. 26 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,999 I sort of put off the whole idea of swimming for both of us 27 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:14,000 for quite some time. 28 00:02:23,792 --> 00:02:27,166 I did have a negative experience with water at one time. 29 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:30,959 It was a long time ago, when I was much younger. 30 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:36,834 I am so afraid of the water, I can't even begin to tell you. 31 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:37,458 I am petrified. 32 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,999 Anyway, I just built a big pool and it's time to learn how to swim. 33 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:51,542 My name is Carl Oakley, and, um, I'm a patrolman 34 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:54,999 over at the Old Saybrook Police Department. 35 00:02:54,999 --> 00:02:56,417 I'm sorry. I think I better go, 36 00:02:56,417 --> 00:03:00,750 because there is no way I'm getting in that water. 37 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,709 [blowing bubbles] 38 00:03:13,999 --> 00:03:14,875 [woman] I'm Jordan. 39 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:18,500 I didn't have any negative experiences really. 40 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,500 I just didn't have access to any beaches 41 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:25,917 or pools where I grew up, so here I am. 42 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,999 I fucking hate to swim. 43 00:03:37,999 --> 00:03:38,875 Wow! [chuckles] 44 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:42,458 I'm beginning to see that I'm probably a much better swimmer 45 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:44,709 than most of you, all of you, whatever. 46 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:46,875 That's fine, because I purposely 47 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:51,999 wanted to take a slower class. 48 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:55,583 This is my birthday present. 49 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,999 Hi! My name is Amy Pierson. 50 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,999 And I also don't know how to swim. 51 00:04:10,999 --> 00:04:14,999 Um, when I was six, my cousin Lori drowned 52 00:04:14,999 --> 00:04:18,166 and that was pretty much all it took for me to never-- 53 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:22,041 Um... anyway, lately, I've been thinking, 54 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:24,125 at this point in my life, I would like 55 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:26,999 to conquer something I've always been afraid of. 56 00:04:26,999 --> 00:04:29,875 [Amy] You guys have until the end of the period. 57 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:32,250 When you finish and you hand your tests in to me, 58 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,917 you may sit quietly in your seats or you may leave, 59 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:37,667 which is preferable to me. 60 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,125 Mrs. Pierson? I was wondering 61 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:41,000 if you wanted us to show our work. 62 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,542 Oh, David, that is a great question. 63 00:04:43,542 --> 00:04:46,625 Hunter, could you please read the first line written 64 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:48,458 at the top of your test? 65 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:50,999 "Name: Hunter McCarthy." 66 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,625 [laughter] 67 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,542 Julia. 68 00:04:53,542 --> 00:04:56,999 "Students must show all work." 69 00:04:56,999 --> 00:04:58,999 OK, uh, I hadn't read that yet. 70 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:02,166 You have 45 minutes. Please show all of your work. 71 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:05,999 And remember, you guys, most importantly, have fun. 72 00:05:05,999 --> 00:05:08,834 -[class groans] -Uggh. 73 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,999 I want to go off my meds. 74 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,458 [woman] I don't think it's the worst idea. 75 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:25,999 -So I just go cold turkey? -Mm-hmm. 76 00:05:25,999 --> 00:05:28,083 If you want. 77 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,875 I'm gonna quit my job too, 78 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:35,250 after this next course, six weeks. 79 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:38,750 A lot of big decisions lately. 80 00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:41,834 Damn right. 81 00:05:42,999 --> 00:05:44,959 Damn right. 82 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,999 What do you mean? 83 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:53,834 Leaving your job, going off disability, 84 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:56,125 and last week you were talking about... 85 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:59,999 -[papers rustling] -...getting a new dog. 86 00:06:10,999 --> 00:06:13,875 [knock on door] 87 00:06:19,999 --> 00:06:23,041 Eyes on your own papers, please. 88 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:23,999 Whoop! 89 00:06:23,999 --> 00:06:25,375 That's five points off your test. 90 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:28,999 -Oh, come on-- -You wanna make it ten? 91 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:33,625 During class? 92 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:35,999 They're testing. 93 00:06:35,999 --> 00:06:37,999 What is it? 94 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,583 OK. Um... 95 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:42,999 [Amy] What is it? What is it? 96 00:06:42,999 --> 00:06:45,792 Tom would like to see us both. 97 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:48,500 -Can you do it after eighth? -No, I can't. 98 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,291 Why does he want to see us, Paul? 99 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:53,083 I'm fairly sure that he's going to tell us 100 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,792 that one of us has to leave. 101 00:06:54,792 --> 00:06:56,792 People are starting to get uncomfortable. 102 00:06:56,792 --> 00:07:01,583 OK, then that's you. So you go talk to him. 103 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:04,291 I don't know which one of us should leave. 104 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,999 I don't want to leave, so I think this is something 105 00:07:06,999 --> 00:07:09,834 that you and I need to discuss tonight. 106 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:11,750 You coming home tonight? 107 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:15,999 I will be home after my swim class. 108 00:07:16,999 --> 00:07:20,041 Then I'll tell Tom that we'll have an answer for him 109 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:21,999 in the morning, OK? 110 00:07:21,999 --> 00:07:23,917 That's fine. 111 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,500 [man on TV] And now the jackpot question. 112 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:03,709 Which NFL team has lost the most Super Bowl games? 113 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:05,999 -[buzzer sounds]Walter. -The Buffa-- 114 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:27,041 OK, last week we started with blowing bubbles, which we all survived. 115 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:29,166 This week we're going to incorporate the buddy system, 116 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:33,458 which means you are now responsible for yourself and your buddy. 117 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,625 So let's split off into pairs. 118 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:38,000 Rosy and Efram, you guys look great together. 119 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 You're a pair. 120 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,041 Good, yeah, spread out over here a little bit. Great. 121 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:43,999 Amy and Jordan, you guys want to work together? 122 00:08:43,999 --> 00:08:46,999 Marybeth and Paula, you two are a pair. 123 00:08:46,999 --> 00:08:49,083 Uhhh... Carl? 124 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:51,999 You wanna get in the pool today, buddy? 125 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:52,834 No. Maybe later, man. 126 00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:56,250 -You don't want to get in the shallow end? -No, Noah, maybe later! 127 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,083 [Noah] OK, OK. 128 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:00,208 You don't have to kick hard. 129 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:05,917 Don't worry about making a big splash or moving at the speed of light. 130 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:09,458 We want firm, steady kicks that flow. 131 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:13,166 One, two. One, two. One, two. 132 00:09:14,999 --> 00:09:16,999 That's good, Paula. Good. 133 00:09:16,999 --> 00:09:20,999 OK, everyone. Relax. Take a break. 134 00:09:20,999 --> 00:09:22,834 [Martin] Yeah! 135 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,000 Ow, my arms. 136 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,125 [Noah] Seems like you got it. 137 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:30,208 Yeah, I can kick off a kickboard, I'm amazing. 138 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:32,999 Yeah, well, we gotta go through some basics. 139 00:09:32,999 --> 00:09:35,999 And then what? It will get really, really hard? 140 00:09:35,999 --> 00:09:39,083 God, he is great looking, isn't he? 141 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:42,583 He's fine. 142 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:47,375 -[chuckles] -Eh... 143 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,667 Yeah, fine. 144 00:09:50,709 --> 00:09:53,375 Efram? You all right? 145 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,000 I fucking hate swim! 146 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:02,166 [alarm blaring] 147 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,834 [door bangs] 148 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:06,667 [alarm continues] 149 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,542 [alarm stops] 150 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,333 Good, everyone. 151 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,542 Very good. 152 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:26,999 We are made in such a way that we naturally float. 153 00:10:26,999 --> 00:10:31,750 Now I want you all to take a deep breath and hold it. 154 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,583 Feel the difference? 155 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:37,208 You become more buoyant with air in your lungs. 156 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:41,917 You can control yourself in the water, and that's what we're here to learn. 157 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,625 OK, good class tonight, everybody. 158 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,166 You guys did a great job. 159 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:53,583 -[class cheering] -See you Thursday night. 160 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,999 Bye, Jordan. Bye, Amy. 161 00:10:58,999 --> 00:11:00,583 Bye. 162 00:11:02,999 --> 00:11:04,792 What is her name? 163 00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:06,583 No idea. 164 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,999 -I'll see you next time. -OK, good night. 165 00:11:12,999 --> 00:11:15,999 Umm, this is gonna sound pathetic. 166 00:11:15,999 --> 00:11:16,667 I'm sorry. What? 167 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:20,999 Ahh, I said this is going to sound kind of pathetic. 168 00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:21,999 Umm... 169 00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:22,999 What is? 170 00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:27,500 Well, I just decided that I wanna try 171 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,875 and make some new friends, 172 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,291 and I was wondering if maybe sometime you'd like 173 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:35,999 to go and get a drink or see a movie or something. 174 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,083 Really? 175 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:37,999 Feel free to say no. 176 00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:42,917 I mean, you know, we can just stay buddies, keep it professional. 177 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:46,000 No. Yeah, I'd like that. 178 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,583 Great. OK. 179 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,750 -I'll see you here next week. -OK. 180 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:54,542 Would you, uh, would you like to, um, do something now? 181 00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:57,125 [rock music plays] 182 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:02,208 -[Jordan] That sounds horrible. -[Amy] Doesn't it? 183 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:05,750 And everybody knows. I don't even know how. 184 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:06,333 Thank you. 185 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:10,291 Like they published it in the school newspaper or something. 186 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,458 The students, the teachers, the whole staff. 187 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,166 Do they know he's seeing the other teacher? 188 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:18,750 To be honest, I'm not entirely sure he is. 189 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:22,208 My husband is a very convincing liar. 190 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:28,375 So, Jordan, what is it that you do? 191 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:32,375 You must have a very exciting, young life to brag about. 192 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,041 Hmm, no. 193 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:37,750 Uh, I work at Mohegan Sun, the casino. 194 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:38,542 Oh, uh-huh. 195 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:41,917 Uh, blackjack, roulette, three card poker. 196 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:44,083 See, that sounds like fun. 197 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,083 Yeah, It's OK. 198 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,375 Umm... 199 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,125 I'm also a dancer, 200 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:54,125 at a club called Juicees in Groton. 201 00:12:57,999 --> 00:13:00,000 I mean that I strip. 202 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:04,000 I wasn't lying before. I deal also, but... 203 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,208 Oh, no, no. I understand. 204 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:07,959 Just wanted to get that out there. 205 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:13,834 Wait. I'm sorry. So, do you get naked? 206 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,291 Yeah, I'm a stripper. 207 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:18,709 I strip off the clothes that I'm wearing. 208 00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:20,999 Right, right. 209 00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:23,125 Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you, 210 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,750 but those gentlemen over there 211 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,375 would like to buy you two some drinks. 212 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,000 Oh, please tell them no thank you. 213 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,667 OK. 214 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,959 Did... Did you wanna? 215 00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:39,667 No, no, no. Definitely not. No. 216 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:44,417 It's just, it's been a little while since someone offered. 217 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,083 [Tom] Now, Amy, I think it's only fair that you and I 218 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,125 get a chance to talk privately before we make any decisions, 219 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,999 because Paul and I have already spoken. 220 00:14:16,999 --> 00:14:17,875 I didn't know that. 221 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,834 Yeah, Paul and I briefly discussed the, you know, 222 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:23,959 obvious uncomfortable tension that now exists between the two of you 223 00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:27,333 and by extension, your students and the remainder of the staff. 224 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,375 Well, I understand that, but-- 225 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,999 I've received numerous complaints from parents, 226 00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:32,792 whose children have overheard the two of you arguing. 227 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:37,208 The two of you have started taking personal meetings with one another during classes. 228 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:41,000 I'm sorry, Tom, I have to stop you there. 229 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,999 OK, if you have to. 230 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:47,834 Never, ever have I fought with my husband 231 00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:51,333 in front of another teacher or a student. 232 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,999 And, as for this mysterious staff member 233 00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:56,999 who has come forward expressing their concerns, 234 00:14:56,999 --> 00:15:00,125 -I have a pretty good idea who it is... -Amy, look-- 235 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,458 ...and what her concerns are, 236 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:05,041 and it has absolutely nothing to do with my job 237 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,667 or my performance as a teacher. 238 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:09,999 Look, uh, we could sit here and argue all day, right? 239 00:15:09,999 --> 00:15:14,999 But what we should be doing is looking to forge solutions. 240 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,917 Um, what we have here 241 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,999 is a complicated situation, 242 00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:21,999 and sometimes when students are involved, 243 00:15:21,999 --> 00:15:24,500 you have to take things like fairness 244 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:29,166 and, and, and equal rights and things of that nature 245 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,834 and just throw them out the window and... 246 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:35,709 and replace them with... 247 00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,834 responsibility. 248 00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:45,458 -Dealer has 17. Nice job. -[man] Thank you. 249 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,500 So, where are you from, Princess? 250 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,750 I live in the area. 251 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,583 Your tag says you are from Jordan. 252 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,999 I am from Israel. 253 00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:55,417 So, uh... 254 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:57,583 My name is Jordan. 255 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,999 [man] Oh, I see. 256 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:03,417 Well, can... dealers named Jordan 257 00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:06,999 have drinks with customers like me? 258 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,709 Sadly, no. It's forbidden. 259 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,583 -[man sighs] -It's a bummer. 260 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:22,375 [R&B music playing] 261 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,999 [woman] Hello there. 262 00:16:44,999 --> 00:16:46,834 You look really hot. 263 00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:49,041 Well, my gosh, thank you. 264 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:52,083 -You have time for a dance? -For you, Kenny, 265 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,417 I got all the time in the world. 266 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,999 Give me one second. 267 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:11,625 ♪ I count the cases piled up high ♪ 268 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,917 [woman on TV]I can't believe he did that. 269 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,709 [man]Jerry, flex those thighs. 270 00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:18,917 -[man 1]Live in the studio-- [man 2]In New London-- 271 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:21,333 [woman]I lost so much weight. on the Slimphedra plan. 272 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:27,000 ♪ For platform and for passerby ♪ 273 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:27,999 [turns off TV] 274 00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:30,709 ♪ It's the same routine ♪ 275 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:34,875 ♪ I'm ranting while I'm raving ♪ 276 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:38,208 ♪ There's nothing here worth saving ♪ 277 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,834 ♪ Tell me now what more do you need ♪ 278 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:45,000 ♪ Take me to Walter Reed tonight ♪ 279 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,999 ♪ Baby, I lost the will for fighting ♪ 280 00:17:48,999 --> 00:17:52,959 ♪ Over everything... ♪ 281 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,041 Good, you guys. 282 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,208 -Amy? -Uh-huh? 283 00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,083 -Keep her a little higher? -Oh. 284 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,709 [Amy] I'm sorry. 285 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:04,542 [Noah] No. Let her breathe. 286 00:18:05,999 --> 00:18:09,583 Jordan, keep your hand in more of a tightly-cupped paddle. 287 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:12,999 You don't want too much water slipping through. 288 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:17,583 Good. That's good. Do you feel more resistance? 289 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,291 -Yeah. -Yeah? 290 00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:22,000 Excellent. Here you go. 291 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:29,208 Carl. What's going on, buddy? 292 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,999 [Carl] No, man, I'm done for the night, all right. 293 00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:34,333 My boy's coming to spend the summer with me, man. 294 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,250 He wants to go to one of those water theme parks. 295 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,792 [Noah] If you want to stay in, 296 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,583 we'll work something out. 297 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,542 I've seen worse cases. 298 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:46,291 Well, how did they work out, Noah? 299 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,375 They quit. 300 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,417 -Do you want to quit? -No. 301 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:54,041 Hell, no. No. 302 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,333 I need to learn how to swim, Noah. 303 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:59,999 Well, then we'll work something out. 304 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,625 All right, man. 305 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,625 All right. 306 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,667 What do you do for a living again, 307 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,083 before I forget to ask? 308 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,000 I'm a teacher. 309 00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:50,917 No, you're not. 310 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:53,375 I am. 311 00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:56,375 A teacher. 312 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,542 That's noble. 313 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,999 So, how often do you come here? 314 00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:02,999 Every day. 315 00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:04,999 How do you survive, 316 00:20:04,999 --> 00:20:06,834 financially, I mean? 317 00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,750 [man] I count cards. 318 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,999 -You do not. -I sure do. 319 00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:17,792 You wouldn't say it out loud like that if you did. 320 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,333 I do. 321 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,999 Look, there's, uh, uh, six decks in a shoe. 322 00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:28,959 That's 312 cards, 24 tens, 72 face cards, 24 aces. 323 00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:32,375 So far, this guy right here 324 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:37,625 has dealt 244-245 cards, 325 00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:40,834 which leaves, um... 326 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,834 Sixty-seven. 327 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,500 Wow. 328 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:50,999 Welcome to the game. 329 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:55,208 Well, I know how to subtract. I teach calculus. 330 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,999 Calculus? 331 00:20:56,999 --> 00:21:00,375 Well, that's something I haven't used enough of since high school. 332 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,667 [chuckles] Oh, yeah. 333 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:04,667 And how long ago was that? 334 00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:07,542 Six years ago. 335 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,917 How about you? 336 00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:15,333 So, you know how many aces are left in the shoe? 337 00:21:16,999 --> 00:21:19,999 [TV playing softly] 338 00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:39,999 Get the camera off me, Hunter. 339 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,625 -[Hunter] Good evening, Jordan. -Where is my brother? 340 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:43,999 [Hunter] He's downstairs right now, getting the mic. 341 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:47,999 Let me ask you, though, have you seen any interesting wildlife in your room lately? 342 00:21:47,999 --> 00:21:50,959 I don't want you to buy me things like that, Hunter. 343 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,000 It's really nice of you, but I... 344 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,999 I want you to turn the camera off! 345 00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:57,583 [Hunter] OK. 346 00:21:58,041 --> 00:22:02,000 Don't buy me things. It's a waste of your money. 347 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,999 Oh... I just, I thought you'd like it, so... 348 00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:08,875 Well, I'm not interested in dating anyone right now. 349 00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:09,417 Why not? 350 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,625 And I'm not gonna date my brother's friends, 351 00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:12,999 so you can leave my bathroom. 352 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,999 Why aren't you interested in dating anyone? 353 00:22:15,999 --> 00:22:18,125 Because I like being single. 354 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,667 What about just casually sleeping together? 355 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:23,333 -David! -Are you interested in that? 356 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:23,999 David! 357 00:22:23,999 --> 00:22:26,667 -[Hunter] I'm serious. -Jordan! 358 00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:27,999 [Jordan] David, no. 359 00:22:27,999 --> 00:22:29,333 I said I'm not in the mood right now 360 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:32,999 and your friend has gotten on my last nerve. Turn the camera off, Hunter. 361 00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:35,208 [David] Come on. It'll take five minutes. 362 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,999 Come on. Can we do this really quickly? 363 00:22:36,999 --> 00:22:40,250 -[Jordan] Can we do it tomorrow? -You promised you would do this. 364 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,999 You said... it's for school. 365 00:22:41,999 --> 00:22:43,750 [Jordan] Why can't we do it tomorrow? 366 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,999 Because I have to show it tomorrow. 367 00:22:45,999 --> 00:22:48,041 I have to show part of it, the beginning. 368 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:50,750 All right, question number one. Are you ready? 369 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,999 -Yes, I'm ready. -Is the...? 370 00:22:52,999 --> 00:22:54,542 Yes, he's ready! 371 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:56,125 Question number one. 372 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,250 "What does he/she do for a living?" 373 00:23:08,959 --> 00:23:10,375 Wow. 374 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:14,083 Come on, they really give you this room for nothing? 375 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:14,834 Yep. 376 00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:17,583 Well, if you include all the money I lose, no. 377 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:21,417 But I don't pay rent, if that's what you mean. 378 00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:22,999 Right. 379 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:29,625 But, you know, I got my utilities 380 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,999 and that stuff adds up. 381 00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:36,999 You know, I think you're being purposely mysterious 382 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,583 about your source of wealth. 383 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,000 Really? 384 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,166 I don't mean to be. 385 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:47,542 I just don't see what's so exciting about being an astronaut. 386 00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:53,250 But, you know, everyone always wants to know what it's like. 387 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:53,999 Right. 388 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:56,834 You're probably a dot-commer or something, 389 00:23:56,834 --> 00:24:00,999 some kind of glorified computer guy. 390 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:17,458 You know, you seem... kinda, I don't know, nervous. 391 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:18,999 Do I? 392 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,542 Thank you. 393 00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,083 Oh. 394 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:27,458 [awkward chuckle] 395 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:29,709 How romantic. 396 00:24:39,999 --> 00:24:41,834 Oh, yeah. 397 00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:47,583 Oh, it's in the shoulders, 398 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,999 I think. 399 00:24:48,999 --> 00:24:50,999 It's very tense. 400 00:24:50,999 --> 00:24:52,583 Oh yeah? 401 00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:01,291 What are you looking at down there? 402 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:05,375 Umm... the view, 403 00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:07,041 I guess. 404 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,000 It's pretty. 405 00:25:11,999 --> 00:25:14,834 It's a parking lot. 406 00:25:14,834 --> 00:25:17,999 Well, yeah, but... 407 00:25:17,999 --> 00:25:21,709 you've got a river and... 408 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:25,041 some trees. 409 00:25:26,999 --> 00:25:28,999 Really? 410 00:25:28,999 --> 00:25:30,083 That's boring. 411 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:33,166 See this thing that's over here behind me? 412 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,999 It's really cool. 413 00:25:46,999 --> 00:25:50,250 Oh no, wait, don't, don't do that. 414 00:25:51,999 --> 00:25:53,792 Do what? 415 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:58,458 You came here to get fucked tonight, didn't you? 416 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:04,458 Didn't you come here to get fucked tonight? 417 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:06,500 [panting] 418 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,999 Yes. 419 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,625 [phone ringing] 420 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,999 [Paul]Hi, you've reached Paul and Amy. 421 00:26:34,999 --> 00:26:37,083 We're either not here or we're screening your call, 422 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:40,917 -so leave a message and we'll call you back.[beep] 423 00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:42,834 Paul? 424 00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:44,291 Are you there? 425 00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,834 Where are you? 426 00:26:50,999 --> 00:26:53,417 It's three in the morning. 427 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:55,583 Where are you? 428 00:26:57,834 --> 00:26:59,999 [sobbing] 429 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,999 -[footsteps on gravel] -[dog barks] 430 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:16,458 Hey. Hey there. How you doing? 431 00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:20,166 Come here. Hi. Hi there. 432 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:25,999 Hello? 433 00:27:25,999 --> 00:27:26,959 -Yes? -Hi. 434 00:27:26,959 --> 00:27:30,500 I was wondering if I could take a look at that shepherd out front. 435 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,625 -How old is he? -He's spoken for. 436 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,709 Would you like to come inside? We have more inside. 437 00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:39,999 The Keeshond and the Bassett are spoken for and so is the Golden. 438 00:27:39,999 --> 00:27:42,999 Down here we have a Yorkie-Shih Tzu mix 439 00:27:42,999 --> 00:27:44,999 that's been with us over a month. 440 00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:48,333 Um, no one's claimed him yet. Would you like to look at him? 441 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,999 -[Noah] Is he full grown? -[woman] Yes, he is. 442 00:27:50,999 --> 00:27:53,999 -[dog whimpers] -[Noah] How often do you clean these cages? 443 00:27:53,999 --> 00:27:55,875 [woman] I clean them about twice a day. 444 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,999 -[whimpering continues] -[Noah] No one wants this one? 445 00:27:58,999 --> 00:28:00,583 [woman] No one yet. 446 00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:03,500 Um, we also have cats. 447 00:28:04,999 --> 00:28:07,667 [DJ]Playing all the hits, all the time! 448 00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:12,041 -KCD 107.7, who is this? -Hi, this is Jennifer. 449 00:28:12,041 --> 00:28:14,166 [door creaks open] 450 00:28:20,041 --> 00:28:21,999 Here you go. 451 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:33,959 [beep] You have no messages. 452 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,250 [Paul] So, what's the problem? 453 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:12,500 We were wondering if we could maybe change the assignment just a little bit? 454 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:18,834 We wanted to do a documentary on the entire swim class... 455 00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:22,125 Oh, that your wife is enrolled in, even. 456 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,542 So... 457 00:29:25,999 --> 00:29:30,709 OK, so... so instead of writing a biography, 458 00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:32,083 which was the original assignment, 459 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:34,417 you guys want to do a documentary? 460 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:37,542 Although not about a family member, 461 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:44,458 now about a group of strangers learning to swim. 462 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:46,041 Right. 463 00:29:46,041 --> 00:29:46,999 Because it will be funny. 464 00:29:46,999 --> 00:29:51,917 And, you know, my sister's all about it. She's all about it. 465 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:54,375 I'm already allowing you to submit a video 466 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:55,917 for your family biography assignment. 467 00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:59,625 But, but it'll be a biography in so many ways. 468 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,333 OK, uh, the answer is no. 469 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:07,750 The assignment is a family biography. 470 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:13,709 It has to be a biography about your sister. 471 00:30:13,709 --> 00:30:14,875 Due in two weeks. 472 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:17,625 On my desk. Or you both fail. 473 00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:20,291 OK, perfect, yeah. 474 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:23,999 Hunter, what is your relationship to this person? 475 00:30:23,999 --> 00:30:26,000 Remind me again why you're working on this. 476 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,709 Because I'm in love with her. 477 00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:29,875 -[blows whistle] -OK, let's go. 478 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:33,750 Everyone out of the pool. Michael, let's go. 479 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:49,458 [Noah] So, it doesn't seem like Efram's coming back. 480 00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:54,000 And Norah. Jamie, where's your mom? 481 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,291 She decided she'd rather quit the class, Noah, 482 00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:59,999 but I'd like to stay on if that's all right with you. 483 00:30:59,999 --> 00:31:02,834 No, no, that's great, Jamie. I'm glad to hear it. 484 00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:05,375 Oh, who doesn't have a buddy? Rose? 485 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,875 You want to buddy up with Jamie? 486 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:08,792 [Rosy] OK. 487 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:11,875 So, I'm gonna teach you some new strokes tonight. 488 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,917 They're all pretty easy. 489 00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:14,750 We're gonna continue with the buddy assist method, 490 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,999 before you're ready to free-swim on your own. 491 00:31:16,999 --> 00:31:18,834 Is that your dog? 492 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:21,417 [Noah] Yeah. 493 00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:25,166 All right, so I want to start with something that's-- 494 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:25,999 What's its name? 495 00:31:25,999 --> 00:31:29,875 I don't have a name. But I'm open to ideas. 496 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:32,458 How about Biscuit? Our dog's name is Biscuit. 497 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,999 Well, that doesn't sound very original, but... 498 00:31:35,999 --> 00:31:37,458 I'll give it some thought, OK? 499 00:31:37,458 --> 00:31:39,625 How about Buddy? Like the buddy system? 500 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:42,250 -Yeah. I guess that's OK. -[Carl] Hell no. 501 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:44,125 That's a shitty name for that dog, Noah. 502 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:46,999 -I like it. -What's wrong with Biscuit? 503 00:31:46,999 --> 00:31:49,250 Your dog's name is Biscuit. 504 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,291 [Jamie] I know. 505 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,250 That's where I got the idea. 506 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:54,999 Call him Bobby, call him Butt Nose. Who gives a crap? 507 00:31:55,917 --> 00:31:57,333 Thank you, Martin. 508 00:31:57,333 --> 00:32:00,166 I can't have a cute little doggy like you 509 00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:02,625 because my husband's allergic. 510 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:03,250 Mwah! 511 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:05,417 Imagine if you was allergic to dogs. 512 00:32:05,417 --> 00:32:09,208 Why, you would just be sneezing all the livelong day. 513 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:12,959 Yes, you would, little one. Mwah! 514 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:15,500 Oh, such a good girl. 515 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,999 You want to go swimming, little one? 516 00:32:17,999 --> 00:32:19,999 You want to go in that pool? 517 00:32:19,999 --> 00:32:21,792 Yeah, you're a good doggy. 518 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:25,250 [Amy] Three, four, five, six, 519 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:28,999 seven, eight, nine, ten, 520 00:32:28,999 --> 00:32:33,250 11, 12, 13, 14... 521 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:35,583 15, 16... 522 00:32:35,583 --> 00:32:37,333 [Amy] Twenty-seven years. 523 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:39,834 That's a long time. 524 00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:42,041 Yeah, you're telling me. 525 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,166 That pot smells good. 526 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,917 It gives me sea legs. 527 00:32:48,917 --> 00:32:50,458 You want a hit? 528 00:32:50,999 --> 00:32:53,083 -No, I better not. -You sure? 529 00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,999 -Yeah. -OK. 530 00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:59,125 Do you like being married? 531 00:32:59,125 --> 00:32:59,999 [sighs] 532 00:32:59,999 --> 00:33:03,208 You want the truth or you want some bullshit? 533 00:33:04,999 --> 00:33:05,999 Truth. 534 00:33:05,999 --> 00:33:07,917 [Joanna] The truth, huh? 535 00:33:08,999 --> 00:33:12,625 Well, all things considered... 536 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:16,083 love, sex... 537 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:17,500 security, 538 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:22,166 insecurities, and a lot of compromising... 539 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:22,999 Yeah. 540 00:33:22,999 --> 00:33:27,500 I guess it beats being alone by about... 541 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,583 oh... 542 00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:30,458 that much. 543 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:40,291 OK, pay attention, everybody. Go on. 544 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:41,208 Holy cow! 545 00:33:41,208 --> 00:33:44,125 From the Noah school of foot modeling. 546 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:45,999 Let's hear it... Yee-ha! 547 00:33:45,999 --> 00:33:48,999 ...for the amazing Jamie! 548 00:33:48,999 --> 00:33:51,750 [applause] 549 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:54,583 Yay! Outstanding, outstanding. 550 00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:58,000 Congratulations! Now you lift me. 551 00:34:01,417 --> 00:34:03,959 Come on. 552 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:05,999 Hey, Jordan. 553 00:34:05,999 --> 00:34:08,834 -Hey. -You got a ride? 554 00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:11,166 [Jordan] Yeah, I got my car. 555 00:34:11,999 --> 00:34:14,999 Did you have an OK time in class? 556 00:34:14,999 --> 00:34:18,333 Yeah, I'm learning... slowly. 557 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:22,166 Great. Well, you're doing a really good job. 558 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,500 OK. Good night. 559 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:27,834 I like your dog. 560 00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:31,542 Yeah? 561 00:34:32,999 --> 00:34:36,667 "Buddy." What do you think? 562 00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:38,000 Ehh... 563 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,625 I don't know. 564 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,875 You got one? 565 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,959 It's also stupid. 566 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:48,917 Well, this isn't the smartest dog. 567 00:34:48,917 --> 00:34:53,999 I don't know. He looks pretty smart to me. 568 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:58,834 I was thinking that "Danger" might be a cute name. 569 00:34:58,834 --> 00:35:01,125 Danger! 570 00:35:01,999 --> 00:35:04,125 [Jordan laughs] 571 00:35:05,999 --> 00:35:07,625 Danger. 572 00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:12,250 All right. To hell with "Buddy." 573 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:15,834 Have a good night. 574 00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:17,834 -OK. Yeah, you too. -I'll see you Tuesday. 575 00:35:17,834 --> 00:35:19,542 You don't have to take that name. 576 00:35:19,542 --> 00:35:21,999 [Noah] I'll see you Tuesday. 577 00:35:21,999 --> 00:35:25,875 [woman on TV]Because women don't want to be degraded. They want respect. 578 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:28,999 -[man]I took her to dinner. -[woman]You took her to Sizzle. 579 00:35:28,999 --> 00:35:31,959 [man] How is that degrading? I paid. I even ordered for her. 580 00:35:31,959 --> 00:35:34,834 -[doorbell on TV] -[woman]I wonder who that could be. 581 00:35:34,834 --> 00:35:35,583 [man] I'll get it. 582 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,999 [woman]Trust me, Cody, you are never seeing that girl again. 583 00:35:37,999 --> 00:35:40,417 -[man] No, trust me. -[woman]Hello! 584 00:35:40,417 --> 00:35:44,291 [therapist] You look tired. Everything OK? 585 00:35:45,417 --> 00:35:47,999 Lately I've been sleeping in. 586 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:55,083 And if I didn't have to work or take that dog for walks, 587 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:57,250 I, uhh... 588 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,999 [scoffs] 589 00:35:58,999 --> 00:36:00,999 I don't even know if I'd get out of bed. 590 00:36:00,999 --> 00:36:05,917 I'll be outside with this dog, 15, 20 minutes at a time. 591 00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:07,792 Nothing, won't go. 592 00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:09,291 Then, as soon as we go back inside, 593 00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:12,999 he squats somewhere and he shits and pisses on my floor. 594 00:36:12,999 --> 00:36:14,999 Yesterday, oh my God, 595 00:36:14,999 --> 00:36:18,625 yesterday he sees a deer in the woods behind my house 596 00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:19,999 and takes off deep into the woods. 597 00:36:19,999 --> 00:36:22,750 And five minutes pass. Ten minutes pass. 598 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:26,250 Half-hour goes by. I can't see the dog. 599 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:29,625 Screaming his name over and over. 600 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:32,375 I thought that was it, I'd lost the dog forever, 601 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:37,750 that it was just lost in the woods and was going to starve to death. 602 00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:43,917 Then, eventually, for whatever reason, he just came back to me. 603 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:50,750 But... I just keep thinking, 604 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,999 how can this be me on my own? 605 00:36:53,999 --> 00:36:55,000 I'm not like this. 606 00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:00,625 I swear I was never like this before. 607 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,375 OK, everybody. Looking good. 608 00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:06,667 It's in two motions. It's feet then arms. 609 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:09,208 Feet then arms. Two separate motions, OK? 610 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:11,083 Noah, would you tell her she's doing it wrong? 611 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:14,166 -She won't use her breasts. -[Joanna] Oh, really mature. 612 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,041 You're doing very good. 613 00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:16,709 -[Joanna] Well, thank you, Noah. -You're welcome. 614 00:37:16,709 --> 00:37:20,583 All right, everyone, take a break. Relax. 615 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,041 [Joanna] Hey, are you all right? 616 00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,999 -I'm fine. -[Martin] No, he's not. 617 00:37:23,999 --> 00:37:26,208 He's gassed and it's not even break. 618 00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:27,375 I'm in better shape than this kid. 619 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:30,999 Tell the truth: who would you like to see naked every night, me or him? 620 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:34,000 [Joanna] Well, give me a minute to think about that. 621 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,208 [Martin] Hey! 622 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:38,999 I don't know if I'm ready to move on and swim alone. 623 00:37:38,999 --> 00:37:40,083 I just need more time. 624 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,375 Yeah, no, no, uh... I think you're right. 625 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:44,125 We'll talk about it more after the break. 626 00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:46,333 I'm gonna make a quick phone call. 627 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,083 No big deal. 628 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:49,458 It's just that I really think I need more time. 629 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,291 No, no, I think you're right. Absolutely. OK? 630 00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:54,250 I'm gonna get myself something to drink. 631 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:56,999 -Can I get you something? -No, no, I'm fine. 632 00:37:56,999 --> 00:37:58,834 Thank you, though. 633 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:04,959 [Jordan] It's combining it, 'cause... 634 00:38:04,959 --> 00:38:10,667 I can kick and I can do the scissor kick 635 00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:11,917 and I can do the reach and pull. 636 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:15,125 But when I put them all together without you supporting me, I... 637 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:19,000 Wait. You had the breaststroke down. 638 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,208 Well, that's easy, you got that too. 639 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:23,417 -[Paula] Hey, guys. -[both] Hey, Paula. 640 00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:28,959 You know, you guys are like the cool kids in the class. 641 00:38:29,999 --> 00:38:31,417 I think we are. 642 00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:32,999 How's Marybeth? 643 00:38:32,999 --> 00:38:33,625 Oh, God! 644 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,750 She's so totally fucking boring. 645 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,834 Because she's at this point in her life 646 00:38:37,834 --> 00:38:42,999 where all she can do is like yap about her kid like all day. 647 00:38:42,999 --> 00:38:43,750 [purse zips] 648 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:46,166 Don't say anything, but this just happened 649 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:46,999 and it's totally cool. 650 00:38:46,999 --> 00:38:53,583 I just asked Noah for his number and he gave it to me. 651 00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:54,208 [Amy] Great. 652 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:56,792 I was hoping there would be some single guys in the class, 653 00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:59,999 but, no, apparently I'm supposed to be dating the teacher. 654 00:38:59,999 --> 00:39:02,917 [chuckles] The fucking hot teacher. 655 00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:03,750 I mean, right? 656 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:07,583 You just asked for his number and he gave it to you? 657 00:39:07,583 --> 00:39:08,458 [Paula] Yeah. 658 00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:13,999 Oh, if he has a hesitation dating one of his students, 659 00:39:13,999 --> 00:39:15,417 I'll play Lolita. 660 00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:16,625 [chuckles] 661 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:20,542 Well, let us know how that works out for you. 662 00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:21,999 I will. 663 00:39:21,999 --> 00:39:24,333 I'll see you later, guys. 664 00:39:30,999 --> 00:39:32,834 Wow. 665 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,999 This is my time, too. 666 00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:41,709 If you're not ready, that's fine, but tonight... 667 00:39:41,709 --> 00:39:45,041 Maybe we can just go over the basics tonight? 668 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:47,875 That's not your problem. 669 00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:50,208 You've watched me go over the basics with the entire class. 670 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:55,750 You're my teacher, man, and I'm telling you the basics is what I need tonight! 671 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:58,999 Keep stalling if you want. Keep giving me excuses. 672 00:39:58,999 --> 00:40:00,834 It's gonna go down one way or another. 673 00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:03,458 You're either gonna get in this water and face your fear 674 00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:08,291 or you're going to walk out the door like Norah and Efram. 675 00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:16,875 -[bell rings] -Guys, you're gonna do chapter 18, 676 00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:20,125 questions 1 through 9, and chapter 19, 1 through 11. 677 00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:23,709 A bonus question at the end of chapter 18, 678 00:40:23,709 --> 00:40:25,709 if anybody wants to... 679 00:40:25,709 --> 00:40:27,625 You better do it. 680 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,792 [boy] See you tomorrow. 681 00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:33,999 [sighs] Seniors. What are you gonna do? 682 00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:37,041 Yeah. So, how long is this going to take? 683 00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:40,875 Uh... Well, it's fifth period now, 684 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,667 so maybe like an hour. 685 00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:45,875 -Hour and a half. -You can have ten minutes. 686 00:40:46,999 --> 00:40:48,999 Ten minutes, OK. 687 00:40:48,999 --> 00:40:50,667 -Yeah. -Perfect. 688 00:40:54,999 --> 00:40:57,583 [Hunter] Don't wanna hit you. 689 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,999 [boys murmuring] 690 00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:08,291 You gotta kinda make it so it goes above her head, 691 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,250 like that. 692 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,500 [Hunter] Right there. 693 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,041 I don't think that's right. 694 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:14,999 [Hunter] Now, I'm curious. 695 00:41:14,999 --> 00:41:17,333 Was it humiliating for you to admit 696 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:21,667 that you didn't know how to swim at such an old age? 697 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,709 -Turn the camera off. -[David] Why? 698 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,500 OK. 699 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,417 [David] I get one question? 700 00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:34,542 Uh-huh. I would make it a really good one. 701 00:41:34,542 --> 00:41:36,000 [David] OK. 702 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,834 Um... 703 00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:43,667 What is your... 704 00:41:44,792 --> 00:41:50,333 What is your impression of my sister Jordan? 705 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:52,834 Umm, well, uh... 706 00:41:52,834 --> 00:41:55,333 Jordan, Jordan, to me, 707 00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:58,000 is... and honestly I don't know her very well... 708 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,999 but, umm... 709 00:42:00,999 --> 00:42:02,625 OK, let me just say this. 710 00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:06,667 If I were ever abandoned on a deserted island, 711 00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:09,166 I would want to bring Jordan with me. 712 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:13,417 Because I would probably spend half the day 713 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:16,208 trying to crack open a coconut or something 714 00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:21,250 and meanwhile Jordan would have built an entire bamboo hut 715 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:23,458 complete with running water. 716 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,999 Umm, what I mean is... 717 00:42:25,999 --> 00:42:29,999 I think that Jordan is an extremely strong 718 00:42:29,999 --> 00:42:32,083 and independent woman, 719 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:36,375 and I hope that we will remain friends. 720 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:38,041 [Elyse] So, this guy... 721 00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:40,792 -Yeah? -...came in two nights ago, 722 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,083 bought like three dances from me. 723 00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:45,999 Not too gross. Not too touchy. I made a lot off him. 724 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:46,999 That's cool. 725 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,500 Anyway, he calls Allen yesterday, 726 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,125 said he wants me and another girl for a bachelor party 727 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:53,083 he's putting together for some killer guy. 728 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,166 I'm not into going off-site. 729 00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:57,083 I'm not gonna beg, because every girl in here 730 00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:59,083 would jump at the opportunity. 731 00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:04,500 The girls that work here, in my opinion, are skanks, 732 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,999 and I think you're cool. 733 00:43:05,999 --> 00:43:06,875 That's awesome. 734 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:08,750 I'm gonna make six months' rent in one night 735 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:11,542 and I'm not talking about doing anything but dancing. 736 00:43:11,542 --> 00:43:12,999 I wouldn't ask you to do that. 737 00:43:12,999 --> 00:43:17,999 Unless you're doing that, which is your business. 738 00:43:17,999 --> 00:43:21,667 I'm coming to you because if I'm going to go for it 739 00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:24,125 and "lez out" in front of a bunch of suits, 740 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,333 then it should be with you. 741 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:27,709 -Elyse, I'm not into-- -All I'm saying is 742 00:43:27,709 --> 00:43:31,250 this place is full of loose skanks and you're cool. 743 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:35,000 If you don't need the money, well then, come on, 744 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,750 why are you working here, right? 745 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,458 Yeah. 746 00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:43,667 Let me know soon. 747 00:43:43,667 --> 00:43:45,542 OK. 748 00:43:45,542 --> 00:43:47,083 Later. 749 00:44:02,667 --> 00:44:06,667 [woman] Hi, my name is Desiree. 750 00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:10,000 Mmm, I know I'm hot, but wait till you see me... 751 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,333 -[Noah] Good girl. -...with my three friends. 752 00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:13,792 Get out of here, Danger. 753 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:17,959 We're looking to party, but we need one more. 754 00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:19,625 Think you can handle it? 755 00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:22,999 -Go on, get out of here. -Then come on and call me. 756 00:44:22,999 --> 00:44:24,834 Get out of here. 757 00:44:24,834 --> 00:44:26,542 It feels so good. 758 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,834 [coins drop] 759 00:44:39,834 --> 00:44:42,999 [synthesizer plays fanfare] 760 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,959 [coins drop] 761 00:44:45,959 --> 00:44:49,083 [fanfare plays] 762 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:51,999 [coins drop] 763 00:44:51,999 --> 00:44:54,458 [fanfare plays] 764 00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:56,999 [coins drop] 765 00:44:56,999 --> 00:45:00,208 [fanfare plays] 766 00:45:01,667 --> 00:45:02,875 [coins drop] 767 00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:05,999 [fanfare plays] 768 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:09,208 -[coins drop] -Hi. 769 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:13,959 [Amy] You know, you were a little... perverted. 770 00:45:13,959 --> 00:45:14,792 Perverted? 771 00:45:14,792 --> 00:45:17,250 OK, first of all, I don't think anybody 772 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:20,041 should be held responsible for anything that they say 773 00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:21,750 before or during sex. 774 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:25,291 Second, I asked you if you came to get laid, 775 00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,166 and you said yes. 776 00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:28,999 Oh, now suddenly it's all coming back to me. 777 00:45:28,999 --> 00:45:31,458 Uh, oh, next time, less dirty talk. 778 00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:33,999 -Oh, next time? -Yeah. 779 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:35,250 [Diane] Amy? 780 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:35,999 Diane! 781 00:45:35,999 --> 00:45:38,458 How are you? Where have you been? 782 00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:41,166 I've been calling incessantly. 783 00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:42,999 I know. I'm sorry. 784 00:45:42,999 --> 00:45:46,583 I just haven't been returning any of my messages lately. 785 00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:50,999 I really don't have any good excuse at the moment. 786 00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:54,000 Uh, where's Paul? 787 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,208 Paul is in L.A. 788 00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,125 [Scott] Really? 789 00:45:58,125 --> 00:45:59,083 Why? 790 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:00,999 He went out there about a month ago. 791 00:46:00,999 --> 00:46:03,917 I haven't really talked to him since he left. 792 00:46:03,917 --> 00:46:09,500 Um, from what I understand, he met someone over the Internet 793 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,458 who lives over there in California. 794 00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:15,375 He's an actor or an artist, apparently, 795 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,125 I don't remember which. 796 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:17,999 Um... 797 00:46:17,999 --> 00:46:23,083 So, yeah, I don't really know what to think. 798 00:46:26,959 --> 00:46:30,750 God! I can't believe I haven't called you back. 799 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:31,959 That's so rude of me. 800 00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:35,625 No, God, no. Please forget it. 801 00:46:35,625 --> 00:46:37,250 [chuckles] 802 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,999 You know, um... 803 00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:42,750 if we don't go now, now, right now, 804 00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,999 we're going to miss the... 805 00:46:44,999 --> 00:46:45,999 The buffet. 806 00:46:45,999 --> 00:46:47,875 -She's right. -Sorry. 807 00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:51,834 OK, well, call me at least, Amy, OK? 808 00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:54,375 God, this is so crazy. 809 00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:55,999 I'm so sorry. 810 00:46:55,999 --> 00:46:58,208 Oh, hey, don't be. Love fades. 811 00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:01,291 And you two look like a beautiful couple. 812 00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:03,375 It's a pleasure to meet you both. 813 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,999 You have a good night, OK. 814 00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:22,291 -Hey. -Hi. 815 00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:23,750 What can I get you? 816 00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:26,999 May I have a gin and tonic, please? 817 00:47:26,999 --> 00:47:29,542 And I'm going to need some singles. 818 00:47:31,375 --> 00:47:32,999 Mm-hmm. 819 00:47:35,999 --> 00:47:37,999 [woman scoops ice] 820 00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:17,542 [woman] Hi there. 821 00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:18,417 [Noah sighs] 822 00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:20,583 I... I'm really sorry. 823 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:23,417 -I didn't know you worked here. -It's OK. 824 00:48:23,417 --> 00:48:25,792 You come in here often? 825 00:48:25,792 --> 00:48:26,750 No. 826 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:30,792 I mean, but I... I drive by it a lot. 827 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,999 So, uh, you got time for a dance, 828 00:48:33,999 --> 00:48:35,999 or are you busy with this guy now? 829 00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:40,291 I'll be with you in just a few, OK? 830 00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:42,583 Bye, sweetie. 831 00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:49,041 So I hear there's a little love blossoming in our swim class. 832 00:48:49,041 --> 00:48:49,999 Love? 833 00:48:49,999 --> 00:48:53,625 Yeah, Paula and Noah sittin' in a tree, 834 00:48:53,625 --> 00:48:55,542 -K-I-S-- -Hmm. 835 00:48:55,542 --> 00:48:56,709 [Noah] Hmm. 836 00:48:56,709 --> 00:48:58,792 I mean that's what they're saying. 837 00:48:58,792 --> 00:49:00,999 That's not very professional of you. 838 00:49:00,999 --> 00:49:02,417 Oh, yeah, OK, no. 839 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:05,375 She asked me for a private swim lesson. 840 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:07,999 [snickers] 841 00:49:07,999 --> 00:49:10,999 [Jordan] I'm just fucking around with you. 842 00:49:13,709 --> 00:49:16,792 You look really great tonight, Noah. 843 00:49:17,999 --> 00:49:21,333 That's a cool shirt. 844 00:49:22,959 --> 00:49:23,959 Thank you. 845 00:49:23,959 --> 00:49:26,875 Would you like a private dance? 846 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,917 Are you acting right now? 847 00:49:34,709 --> 00:49:36,999 Do you want to dance with me? 848 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:45,125 [slow dance music pounding] 849 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:13,999 ♪ You can fly ♪ 850 00:50:13,999 --> 00:50:17,999 ♪ For the eagle's land ♪ 851 00:50:17,999 --> 00:50:20,041 ♪ Half an hour ♪ 852 00:50:20,041 --> 00:50:25,875 ♪ Before the dawning of the sun ♪ 853 00:50:27,917 --> 00:50:30,709 ♪ If and only ♪ 854 00:50:30,709 --> 00:50:34,875 ♪ You come back for me ♪ 855 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,500 [Noah] I think, uh, Jordan, in particular, 856 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:53,458 had the added benefit of not exactly being afraid 857 00:50:53,458 --> 00:50:55,999 of the water originally. 858 00:50:55,999 --> 00:50:57,000 Umm... 859 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:04,999 And actually she's very eager to get in and learn. 860 00:51:05,834 --> 00:51:08,917 She's a quick learner, too. 861 00:51:08,917 --> 00:51:10,250 She, uh... 862 00:51:11,291 --> 00:51:12,834 She easily breaks bad habits 863 00:51:12,834 --> 00:51:15,750 and I think she could've been a really great swimmer if... 864 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:21,333 I mean, I think she could still be a great swimmer. 865 00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:24,917 She could be a great swimmer... swimmer still. 866 00:51:24,917 --> 00:51:28,375 [David] Yeah. Good. Good. 867 00:51:30,999 --> 00:51:31,583 I'm sorry. 868 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,875 I don't know what I'm supposed to be saying right now. 869 00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:37,375 -It's the camera and... -[David] No, it's good stuff. 870 00:51:37,375 --> 00:51:38,458 [David] Great, really. 871 00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:42,999 [Hunter] You have a dynamic screen presence. 872 00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:50,999 So, so, Noah, umm... 873 00:51:52,999 --> 00:51:54,709 How old are you? 874 00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,999 I'm 29... years old. 875 00:51:57,999 --> 00:52:00,583 -[David] Wow. -Wow. 876 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:09,041 I don't know if this would interest you guys, but the rec center's 877 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:12,709 spending some money to shoot a commercial here for local TV. 878 00:52:12,709 --> 00:52:13,625 Go on. 879 00:52:13,625 --> 00:52:15,750 Well, if you have some film, 880 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,041 something that I could show my boss. 881 00:52:18,041 --> 00:52:20,208 Are you... are you serious? 882 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,375 Yeah. I can't promise anything. 883 00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,667 Well, wow, we have some films, yes. 884 00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:26,792 Well, for how much? How much would you pay? 885 00:52:26,792 --> 00:52:29,999 Some of the films are in the early post-production phase, 886 00:52:29,999 --> 00:52:31,125 but if you give us some time-- 887 00:52:31,125 --> 00:52:33,999 Yeah, I mean obviously, for our expenses, cameras and lights 888 00:52:33,999 --> 00:52:38,333 and sound and labor, obviously, we'd have to get paid for that. 889 00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:38,999 By you. 890 00:52:38,999 --> 00:52:41,999 There are some sound and some technical issues 891 00:52:41,999 --> 00:52:43,083 with a few of the films. 892 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:45,125 I hope you don't mind. We can fix it. 893 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:48,083 Yeah, look, I think we can get something to you 894 00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:51,999 for let's say about $4,000. 895 00:52:52,542 --> 00:52:55,041 I think I can... we can show you some stuff. 896 00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:57,375 -It's not just, you know-- -Look-- 897 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,999 It sounds good, it sounds good. 898 00:53:53,999 --> 00:53:55,583 Walk to me. 899 00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:57,999 Let go of the side and walk to me. 900 00:53:57,999 --> 00:53:59,834 I can't. I can't, Noah. 901 00:53:59,834 --> 00:54:02,625 My legs are shaking. I'm gonna fall in, man. 902 00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:05,208 [Noah] You will not fall in. 903 00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:10,083 Good. 904 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,333 Good. 905 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:17,709 It's real good. 906 00:54:17,709 --> 00:54:18,375 OK? 907 00:54:18,375 --> 00:54:23,041 Now you've seen this before. We're going to blow bubbles. 908 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:32,291 -Nice and slow. -[coughs] 909 00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:35,583 Breathe in through your nose, blow out through your mouth. 910 00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:38,291 Let's try it again. 911 00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:02,999 Would you put this on 32 and 36, please? 912 00:55:02,999 --> 00:55:04,583 Uh-huh. 913 00:55:13,625 --> 00:55:15,750 No more bets. 914 00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:18,999 -[ball rattles] -[players groan] 915 00:55:18,999 --> 00:55:21,542 Nineteen. Red and odd. 916 00:55:26,834 --> 00:55:28,709 [Amy] Don't be so surprised. 917 00:55:28,709 --> 00:55:30,875 [Jordan] It's depressing though, isn''t it? 918 00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,875 Been together for 27 years she said 919 00:55:32,875 --> 00:55:35,417 and they seem happy, right? 920 00:55:35,417 --> 00:55:40,999 I'm sorry, this is so not what you want to hear right now, is it? 921 00:55:40,999 --> 00:55:42,959 I met a guy. 922 00:55:42,959 --> 00:55:44,166 Sort of. 923 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,917 Who? 924 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,999 This guy, the other night at the casino. 925 00:55:48,999 --> 00:55:51,999 I didn't know you went there. Why didn't you come see me? 926 00:55:51,999 --> 00:55:54,375 I'm always afraid that you're gonna see me with this young guy 927 00:55:54,375 --> 00:56:00,458 and think I'm some divorcing middle-aged, ugh, I don't know. 928 00:56:00,999 --> 00:56:03,458 Anyway. He's nice. 929 00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:04,999 The guy. 930 00:56:04,999 --> 00:56:05,792 I mean, he's... 931 00:56:05,792 --> 00:56:11,750 Well, I don't know if "nice" is the right word, 'cause... he is kind of an asshole. 932 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:14,625 But he's interesting. 933 00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:19,667 Well, I think that''s really great. 934 00:56:27,375 --> 00:56:30,375 Umm, the other night at my club, 935 00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:32,709 I gave... 936 00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:36,208 you know, Noah... a lap dance. 937 00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:37,917 Teacher Noah?! 938 00:56:37,917 --> 00:56:39,625 Yeah. 939 00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:42,208 I... 940 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,999 Well... 941 00:56:43,999 --> 00:56:45,667 Did he like it? 942 00:56:45,667 --> 00:56:46,458 I think so. 943 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:49,999 No. I mean, yeah, of course, he liked it. 944 00:56:49,999 --> 00:56:51,999 Wow. 945 00:56:53,417 --> 00:56:54,709 Wow. 946 00:56:54,709 --> 00:56:57,792 Well... jeez. 947 00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:08,000 [Hunter] Why are we here so early? 948 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,792 [David] We have to make an introduction... 949 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,166 Huh? 950 00:57:13,166 --> 00:57:16,291 I'd just like to know who put that on the wall. 951 00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:18,999 OK. Here's what we're going to do today. 952 00:57:18,999 --> 00:57:23,125 I want you to grab your buddy and start at this end of the wall. 953 00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:25,999 Two, four, six. Paula, where's Marybeth at? 954 00:57:25,999 --> 00:57:27,542 She didn't show. 955 00:57:27,542 --> 00:57:29,667 [Noah] OK. I, uh... 956 00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:31,999 I guess I'll partner up with you. 957 00:57:31,999 --> 00:57:32,999 -OK. -Unless... 958 00:57:32,999 --> 00:57:35,917 Carl, you want to give this a shot? 959 00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:43,834 No, man. I'm fine. I'm just gonna watch for a little bit, OK? 960 00:57:44,999 --> 00:57:46,625 [Noah] OK. 961 00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:49,291 OK, let's go, everybody. 962 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:52,667 You didn't call me back, buddy. 963 00:57:53,999 --> 00:57:59,041 [Noah] I'm sorry, I, uh... I've just been really busy. 964 00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:02,083 Let's talk about this after class. OK? 965 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,542 Now, um, let me see your breaststroke. 966 00:58:05,542 --> 00:58:07,083 -Right here? -Yeah. 967 00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:11,000 You know, you can see anything you want. 968 00:58:15,999 --> 00:58:16,875 That's great. 969 00:58:16,875 --> 00:58:20,417 Don't give up. Come on. Do it all the way back. 970 00:58:20,417 --> 00:58:23,542 [Martin] I keep getting water up my nose. 971 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:26,542 -[Noah] What are you doing? -[Hunter] What? 972 00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:32,208 Stop. For today, please. 973 00:58:34,999 --> 00:58:37,000 Hey, Jordan? 974 00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:43,000 Ah, I hope it's all right with... 975 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:44,999 me inviting your brother to class. 976 00:58:44,999 --> 00:58:47,375 The rec center was thinking about spending some money 977 00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:51,000 -on advertising so-- -Yeah, it's fine. 978 00:59:06,999 --> 00:59:09,041 [locker shuts] 979 00:59:10,999 --> 00:59:12,959 Hello? 980 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:17,208 Is anyone in here? 981 00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,291 [Noah] Hey. 982 00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:35,458 Ow! Ow! Ow! 983 00:59:35,458 --> 00:59:38,917 [Jordan] Oh, God, no! Oh, no, I'm sorry! 984 00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:41,583 [Noah] What the fuck?! Oww! 985 00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:44,500 -I am so sorry, Noah. -[Noah] It's OK. 986 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:45,834 [Jordan] Can you see anything? 987 00:59:45,834 --> 00:59:49,083 [Noah] It really burns without the towel on, so I don't know. 988 00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,625 -[Jordan] Is your knee bleeding? -Probably. 989 00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:52,917 -Oh, man. -Yep. 990 00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:54,250 Yeah, my knee's bleeding. 991 00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:56,291 That's your bad knee too, isn't it? 992 00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:58,999 We should put some ice on that. 993 01:00:08,999 --> 01:00:11,875 Do you have any painkillers? 994 01:00:13,999 --> 01:00:14,375 No. 995 01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:17,375 I think I have some of my mom's Xanax. 996 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:18,625 That can't hurt. 997 01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:23,999 [Noah] Yeah, OK. You don't have to stay. 998 01:00:23,999 --> 01:00:26,917 [Jordan] No. I feel too guilty. 999 01:00:26,917 --> 01:00:30,125 I'm taking care of you. [sighs] 1000 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:31,667 What did you want anyway? 1001 01:00:31,667 --> 01:00:35,083 Sneaking up on me in the parking lot. 1002 01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:36,917 [Noah] Nothing. 1003 01:00:36,917 --> 01:00:38,792 Oh. Nothing. 1004 01:00:38,792 --> 01:00:39,917 To apologize. 1005 01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:43,083 For coming into your club. 1006 01:01:01,542 --> 01:01:06,999 So, what happened to your knee? Originally? 1007 01:01:06,999 --> 01:01:09,250 I was doing this... 1008 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:15,500 cocky little jog that I did. 1009 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:23,999 My mind was on people watching me and... 1010 01:01:23,999 --> 01:01:25,166 the next dive. 1011 01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:30,458 I didn't see this little kid laying on the side of the pool 1012 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:31,542 and I tripped over him. 1013 01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:34,999 I fractured my skull and detached my kneecap. 1014 01:01:34,999 --> 01:01:39,041 Did you like lose a scholarship or something? 1015 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:42,583 No. No. I was out of college already. 1016 01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:46,583 And you were still diving? 1017 01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:51,999 I was training for the Olympics. 1018 01:02:03,999 --> 01:02:05,999 So... 1019 01:02:05,999 --> 01:02:06,999 You don't know 1020 01:02:06,999 --> 01:02:11,709 if you would have made it into the Olympics or not? 1021 01:02:11,709 --> 01:02:13,709 That must be unbearable. 1022 01:02:13,709 --> 01:02:14,458 [Noah] No. 1023 01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:19,959 It's unbearable knowing I would have made it for sure. 1024 01:02:28,834 --> 01:02:31,875 [door opens] 1025 01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,999 Good morning. 1026 01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:40,291 Good morning. 1027 01:02:40,291 --> 01:02:42,458 How are your eyes? 1028 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:44,041 I can see. 1029 01:02:44,041 --> 01:02:45,667 Good. 1030 01:02:46,667 --> 01:02:49,041 Uh, I slept on your couch. 1031 01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:54,625 -Sorry, I just passed out. -You could have slept in here. 1032 01:02:57,041 --> 01:03:00,917 Can you walk my dog? I hate to ask, but I... 1033 01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:08,083 Yeah. Um, do you wanna come with me? 1034 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:30,875 ♪ Baby, don't look that way ♪ 1035 01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:34,250 ♪ I'm goin' to go but then I'm comin' to stay ♪ 1036 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:36,458 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1037 01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:38,792 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1038 01:03:38,792 --> 01:03:41,083 ♪ I never know what to say... ♪ 1039 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:41,999 [woman] Whooo! 1040 01:03:41,999 --> 01:03:46,999 [Jordan] Let's go back! Wanna go back! 1041 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:52,625 Factoring X squared minus X over X squared minus one. 1042 01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:54,917 On top, we want to factor out... 1043 01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:56,709 [moaning] 1044 01:03:56,709 --> 01:03:58,875 ♪ Gotta get the word out on the street ♪ 1045 01:03:58,875 --> 01:04:01,166 ♪ Better not lose your sleep ♪ 1046 01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:03,583 ♪ Every little bit it goes along ♪ 1047 01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:06,083 ♪ Well, yeah, yeah-eah ♪ 1048 01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:08,417 ♪ Yeah-eah, yeah ♪ 1049 01:04:08,417 --> 01:04:10,417 ♪ Tomorrow's another day ♪ 1050 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:15,041 ♪ When the sun comes up it'll all be OK, yeah ♪ 1051 01:04:15,041 --> 01:04:17,375 ♪ Yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah ♪ 1052 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:18,875 ♪ I always know when I'm right ♪ 1053 01:04:18,875 --> 01:04:21,959 ♪ There's the feeling in my stomach and my hands get sweaty ♪ 1054 01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:23,999 ♪ Tonight's the night for me to strike ♪ 1055 01:04:23,999 --> 01:04:27,417 ♪ I'd love to take a holiday but, baby, don't you know ♪ 1056 01:04:27,417 --> 01:04:28,917 ♪ I got work to do ♪ 1057 01:04:28,917 --> 01:04:30,500 ♪ Work to do, work to do ♪ 1058 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:34,959 ♪ Work to do work to do, work to do ♪ 1059 01:04:34,959 --> 01:04:36,999 ♪ Work to do and work to do ♪ 1060 01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:40,667 ♪ Work to do work to do, work to do ♪ 1061 01:04:40,667 --> 01:04:42,999 ♪ Work to do, yeah work to do ♪ 1062 01:04:42,999 --> 01:04:48,037 ♪ Work to do, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah ♪ 1063 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:56,750 Whooo! 1064 01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:59,625 -[Noah] We'll go when you're ready. -[Carl] I'm not ready. 1065 01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:01,208 -[Carl] I'm not ready. -[Noah] OK. 1066 01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:05,291 [Noah] Now lean your head back, just like on a pillow. 1067 01:05:05,291 --> 01:05:07,125 Good. 1068 01:05:07,999 --> 01:05:08,999 Your head is above the water 1069 01:05:08,999 --> 01:05:11,709 so you can breathe through your nose or mouth. 1070 01:05:11,709 --> 01:05:13,999 Breathe. Good. 1071 01:05:13,999 --> 01:05:14,917 Right. 1072 01:05:14,917 --> 01:05:16,917 -Feel the water beneath you? -Uh-huh. 1073 01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:19,083 You feel it gliding across your back? 1074 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,333 -Yeah. -Your neck? 1075 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,999 -Uh-huh. -Your feet? 1076 01:05:21,999 --> 01:05:23,625 -Uh-huh. -It feels nice. 1077 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:25,250 Uh-huh. It does. 1078 01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:28,041 Ninety-seven percent of people naturally float. 1079 01:05:28,041 --> 01:05:32,625 The other 3% just have to learn to make their bodies more buoyant. 1080 01:05:32,625 --> 01:05:33,375 Right. 1081 01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:36,000 Now I want you to take a deep breath. 1082 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,667 Why? Don't let me go, Noah. 1083 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:41,291 -Noah, please don''t let me go. -I got you, Carl. 1084 01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:45,834 Take a deep breath and hold it. OK? 1085 01:05:45,834 --> 01:05:48,083 OK. OK. 1086 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:51,999 Good. Close your eyes. 1087 01:05:54,625 --> 01:05:55,417 That's real good. 1088 01:05:55,417 --> 01:05:56,834 ♪ Never ask my reasons why ♪ 1089 01:05:56,834 --> 01:05:59,999 ♪ I'm doin' what I do no matter what I try ♪ 1090 01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:02,083 ♪ It keeps my mind occupied ♪ 1091 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,667 ♪ The city is alive the city is alive ♪ 1092 01:06:04,667 --> 01:06:08,083 ♪ I got work to do work to do, work to do ♪ 1093 01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:13,999 ♪ Work to do work to do, work to do... ♪ 1094 01:06:13,999 --> 01:06:15,375 [Paul] Amy. 1095 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,125 Uh... 1096 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:23,250 Donna, could you excuse us for a couple minutes, please? 1097 01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:25,999 Paul, do you want me to leave? 1098 01:06:27,999 --> 01:06:30,458 Please. Yeah. Thanks. 1099 01:06:30,458 --> 01:06:33,500 -Then okey-dokey. -OK. 1100 01:06:37,999 --> 01:06:42,999 Are you sleeping with somebody in your swimming class? 1101 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:43,834 No! 1102 01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:47,083 Ugh. Not that it's any of your business. 1103 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,583 But you know what, since you asked, 1104 01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:52,999 taking that class is one of the best things I've ever done for myself. 1105 01:06:52,999 --> 01:06:55,792 Oh... Good. 1106 01:06:56,917 --> 01:07:01,999 Look, do I have a chance of keeping my job here? 1107 01:07:01,999 --> 01:07:04,834 Because I would really like to. 1108 01:07:04,834 --> 01:07:08,417 [Paul] I've actually given a lot of thought 1109 01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:12,625 to leaving my position here, and my life here, for you. 1110 01:07:12,625 --> 01:07:14,959 And I have come to this conclusion. 1111 01:07:14,959 --> 01:07:20,291 I have been here a lot longer than you have. 1112 01:07:20,291 --> 01:07:22,000 I have been here almost 15 years. 1113 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,583 You've been here three. 1114 01:07:23,583 --> 01:07:28,375 And I'm sorry, I... I just won't do it. 1115 01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,709 OK. 1116 01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:39,000 Did you tell Scott and Diane Bergman 1117 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,375 that I was sleeping with somebody? 1118 01:07:41,375 --> 01:07:44,999 A man in California? 1119 01:07:53,667 --> 01:07:55,041 Here you go. 1120 01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:56,709 Where you been? 1121 01:07:56,709 --> 01:08:01,750 Uh, at home, sleeping mostly. 1122 01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:03,500 Good for you, man. 1123 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:05,041 Yeah. 1124 01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:21,041 Have a good one. 1125 01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:38,208 I am going to resign right after graduation. 1126 01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,333 Thank you, Amy. 1127 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:42,667 I think you've made the right decision. 1128 01:08:42,667 --> 01:08:44,999 In fact, I've already spoken to the superintendent about you 1129 01:08:44,999 --> 01:08:47,625 and as soon as a position becomes available at another school, 1130 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:51,709 you'll be first in line with my highest recommendation. 1131 01:08:51,709 --> 01:08:53,166 OK. 1132 01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:54,999 You know, I, uh... 1133 01:08:54,999 --> 01:08:57,083 I think you're a class act, Amy. 1134 01:08:57,083 --> 01:09:01,709 I just want you to know that I'm, I'm very impressed. 1135 01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,667 Well, that means the world to me. 1136 01:09:03,667 --> 01:09:06,083 What I'm trying to say is, if you ever feel the need 1137 01:09:06,083 --> 01:09:09,959 to talk with somebody, I'd like to think that we're friends. 1138 01:09:09,959 --> 01:09:12,999 Yeah. We're great friends, Tom. 1139 01:09:12,999 --> 01:09:16,709 I couldn't have done any of this without you. 1140 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:20,959 In fact, uh... 1141 01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:26,375 I've been divorced a few times myself, and, um... 1142 01:09:26,375 --> 01:09:29,000 I, um, have to go. 1143 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,999 -Oh. -I have a lunch date. 1144 01:09:31,999 --> 01:09:33,583 [Tom] Right. 1145 01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:36,999 So that means you're seeing other people? 1146 01:09:37,834 --> 01:09:42,125 Well, you have my email, so just keep in touch, right? Great. 1147 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:43,999 [horn honks] 1148 01:09:43,999 --> 01:09:46,917 -Who was that? -Ah, I don't know. 1149 01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:50,291 You just wave around here. That's what you do. 1150 01:09:50,291 --> 01:09:51,834 -Oh. -Oh! I'm sorry. 1151 01:09:51,834 --> 01:09:53,000 I got to stop. 1152 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,542 -Oh, that's OK. -I'm out of shape. 1153 01:09:55,542 --> 01:09:57,000 You all right? 1154 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,999 Ohh! Yeah. 1155 01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:03,041 You remember my sister I was telling you about? 1156 01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:06,999 The one with diabetes? She's going to open her own restaurant. 1157 01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:08,000 Yeah. Sure. 1158 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,583 Well, they're opening soon 1159 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:12,667 and they don't have a, um, you know... 1160 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:14,333 Name for the restaurant? 1161 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,999 No. A hostess. 1162 01:10:16,999 --> 01:10:18,959 -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 1163 01:10:18,959 --> 01:10:20,083 And I told her about you. 1164 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:24,333 You know, that we're friends and that you look the part 1165 01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:25,999 and you're a reliable person. 1166 01:10:25,999 --> 01:10:28,834 It's going to be a pretty fancy place. 1167 01:10:28,834 --> 01:10:30,125 With, you know... 1168 01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,083 -Food? -Right. 1169 01:10:31,083 --> 01:10:33,875 Well, anyway, I don''t know if you're interested, 1170 01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:37,667 but the job pays terrifically. 1171 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,959 What? 1172 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:43,667 Nothing. 1173 01:10:43,667 --> 01:10:46,542 I said something wrong. 1174 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:48,999 Yeah. 1175 01:10:48,999 --> 01:10:52,166 What, now you have a problem with what I do? 1176 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,959 It... Look. It just came out wrong. 1177 01:10:55,959 --> 01:10:57,250 No. You don''t even have a job. 1178 01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:59,999 You be a goddamn hostess, or don't you need the money? 1179 01:10:59,999 --> 01:11:02,166 OK, wait. Let's just take a moment and calm down. 1180 01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:06,709 I'm not one of your students. Why don't you show me respect? 1181 01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:15,125 OK, I'm sorry I said anything. 1182 01:11:17,999 --> 01:11:20,166 I'm gonna go. 1183 01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:26,999 ♪ Settle down and let's begin ♪ 1184 01:11:26,999 --> 01:11:29,583 ♪ Every good time's got to end ♪ 1185 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:34,208 ♪ I think it's time for you to know ♪ 1186 01:11:35,999 --> 01:11:39,125 ♪ And all the people you call friends ♪ 1187 01:11:39,125 --> 01:11:42,250 ♪ Do nothing more than just pretend ♪ 1188 01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:43,625 ♪ To shake your hand... ♪ 1189 01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:47,208 [man] We can't get to the phone. Leave a message. 1190 01:11:47,208 --> 01:11:50,000 ♪ Just look around ♪ 1191 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,999 ♪ And use your eyes ♪ 1192 01:11:52,999 --> 01:11:55,041 ♪ And every story's ♪ 1193 01:11:55,041 --> 01:11:56,291 ♪ Nothin' more ♪ 1194 01:11:56,291 --> 01:11:59,458 ♪ A cheap disguise ♪ 1195 01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:02,667 ♪ Don't act surprised ♪ 1196 01:12:02,667 --> 01:12:04,792 ♪ 'Cause all along ♪ 1197 01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:08,999 ♪ It's been this strange ♪ 1198 01:12:09,999 --> 01:12:12,999 ♪ Loosen up and take control ♪ 1199 01:12:12,999 --> 01:12:15,834 ♪ Tonight's the battle for your soul ♪ 1200 01:12:15,834 --> 01:12:20,333 ♪ So choose your side to stay on top ♪ 1201 01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:25,750 ♪ The choice is easy once you see ♪ 1202 01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:27,999 ♪ Everybody disagrees... ♪ 1203 01:12:27,999 --> 01:12:30,999 No, Jordan, she's OK, you know. She shows up on time. 1204 01:12:30,999 --> 01:12:35,834 She does the job and doesn't show up drunk and she stays in shape. 1205 01:12:35,834 --> 01:12:37,208 You know-- 1206 01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:38,458 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 1207 01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:40,625 Jordan your sister? OK. 1208 01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:42,500 [tapping keys] 1209 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:43,750 The best kind of dancer, though. 1210 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,834 See, I believe your sister Jordan has this. 1211 01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:49,999 You check your life at that door and pick it back up again on the way out. 1212 01:12:49,999 --> 01:12:55,125 But that time you're in here, one way or another, you are not who you are, 1213 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:57,583 but who they want you to be. 1214 01:13:00,959 --> 01:13:04,999 [Elyse] I was just kidding about the turning tricks shit. 1215 01:13:04,999 --> 01:13:06,667 I'm not doing that. 1216 01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:09,709 I know. 1217 01:13:09,709 --> 01:13:11,999 Everything else OK? 1218 01:13:11,999 --> 01:13:13,125 I'm cool. 1219 01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:15,917 Because I need you bringing the energy. 1220 01:13:15,917 --> 01:13:16,999 You look awesome. 1221 01:13:16,999 --> 01:13:19,999 I'm fine. Don't worry about me. 1222 01:13:19,999 --> 01:13:21,083 You look great. 1223 01:13:21,083 --> 01:13:22,999 Yeah. I know. 1224 01:13:22,999 --> 01:13:24,333 What are you doing later? 1225 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,792 I was gonna fuck my boyfriend Jarred. 1226 01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:28,917 You know, him? Comes in the club a lot. Real tall, kind of skinny. 1227 01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:33,625 His brother deals x and coke, and he always has something. 1228 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,709 I was going to take a hit now actually. 1229 01:13:36,709 --> 01:13:37,834 You want some? 1230 01:13:37,834 --> 01:13:40,375 -[sighs] -[pills rattle] 1231 01:13:44,834 --> 01:13:46,999 Let's do this. 1232 01:13:47,999 --> 01:13:54,250 ♪ Somebody turn the key ♪ 1233 01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:57,834 ♪ We've got ourselves in a hole ♪ 1234 01:13:57,834 --> 01:13:58,999 ♪ We're sinkin' so low ♪ 1235 01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:01,999 ♪ 'Cause, baby it's a darker shade ♪ 1236 01:14:01,999 --> 01:14:05,375 ♪ A darker shade of love ♪ 1237 01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:06,375 ♪ Lettin' it go ♪ 1238 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:10,333 ♪ 'Cause, baby, sometimes you've got to know ♪ 1239 01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:12,542 ♪ You're not in control ♪ 1240 01:14:12,542 --> 01:14:13,959 ♪ You're sinkin' so low ♪ 1241 01:14:13,959 --> 01:14:16,959 ♪ 'Cause, baby it's a darker shade ♪ 1242 01:14:16,959 --> 01:14:19,999 ♪ A darker shade of love... ♪ 1243 01:14:19,999 --> 01:14:23,417 [telephone ringing] 1244 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:29,625 ♪ Love, of love ♪ 1245 01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:32,875 ♪ Of love ♪ 1246 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:34,959 ♪ Love ♪ 1247 01:14:34,959 --> 01:14:38,792 ♪ Lah-da lovenlah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah lo... ♪ 1248 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:41,999 ♪ Lah-da Love ♪ 1249 01:14:47,999 --> 01:14:50,166 It's raining. Can I come in? 1250 01:14:50,166 --> 01:14:52,917 OK. I'm warning you, I'm drunk. 1251 01:14:52,917 --> 01:14:56,667 Well, I'm pretty high, so we're gonna be fine. 1252 01:15:00,166 --> 01:15:02,125 What are you drinking? 1253 01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:03,667 [Noah] Vodka. 1254 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:06,750 I'll take some of that. 1255 01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:09,583 Are you all right? 1256 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,333 Where's your dog? 1257 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:13,999 I locked him upstairs. 1258 01:15:13,999 --> 01:15:15,500 Well, I wanna play with him. 1259 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,999 Well, I want you to leave him alone. 1260 01:15:17,999 --> 01:15:19,792 What's the matter with you? 1261 01:15:19,792 --> 01:15:22,125 Nothing, I told you I'm drunk. 1262 01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:25,500 You look, I don't know, down. 1263 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:26,834 I'm always down. 1264 01:15:26,834 --> 01:15:30,709 Really? How many guys spanked your ass tonight? 1265 01:15:30,709 --> 01:15:31,583 Apparently not enough. 1266 01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:32,999 'Cause I'm still in a pretty shitty mood. 1267 01:15:32,999 --> 01:15:37,083 Fuck you and everybody else that's in a bad mood all the time. 1268 01:15:37,083 --> 01:15:38,291 Where is your dog? 1269 01:15:38,291 --> 01:15:40,999 That dog is staying upstairs tonight. 1270 01:15:40,999 --> 01:15:43,083 Leave him alone. 1271 01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:45,166 Do you have a phone? 1272 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:45,999 What? 1273 01:15:45,999 --> 01:15:48,667 Do you have a telephone? I'd like to call my mom. 1274 01:15:48,667 --> 01:15:51,291 Tell her I'm staying out tonight, so she doesn't worry. 1275 01:15:51,291 --> 01:15:55,000 'Cause she worries all the time. About nothing. [chuckles] 1276 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,125 She's nuts. 1277 01:15:57,125 --> 01:15:57,959 No. 1278 01:15:57,959 --> 01:16:00,000 You don''t have a phone? 1279 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,999 It's broken. 1280 01:16:01,999 --> 01:16:04,999 OK. Do you have a cell phone? 1281 01:16:05,999 --> 01:16:06,999 [Noah] I'll get it. 1282 01:16:06,999 --> 01:16:09,875 Don't you want to fuck me or something? 1283 01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:12,000 Is that what you want? 1284 01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:15,208 No. 1285 01:16:15,208 --> 01:16:17,999 But you don't even make a pass at me. 1286 01:16:17,999 --> 01:16:19,458 'Cause I don't want a girlfriend. 1287 01:16:19,458 --> 01:16:22,208 -I don't want a boyfriend! -Why not? 1288 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:26,083 'Cause... they aren't even nice! 1289 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:04,291 [dog whimpers] 1290 01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:05,041 Any questions for me? 1291 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:08,750 This is the last time you're gonna see me before the final. 1292 01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:10,500 Julia? 1293 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:12,250 [Julia] What time is the final? 1294 01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:13,208 Friday at 1:00. 1295 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,250 -[static over loudspeaker] -[Tom] Ahem! 1296 01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:17,999 Ah, look out. Big news. 1297 01:17:17,999 --> 01:17:19,999 [Tom] Uh... No, this is... 1298 01:17:19,999 --> 01:17:23,083 Oh, well, announcement coming at end of next period. 1299 01:17:23,083 --> 01:17:25,166 -Thank you. -[bell rings] 1300 01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:28,333 [sighs] OK. 1301 01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:31,999 Goodbye. 1302 01:17:31,999 --> 01:17:34,083 Good luck. 1303 01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:37,875 Hey, email me if you have any questions. 1304 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:50,667 Who are you? 1305 01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:51,333 Substitute. 1306 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,999 Ah, way to do something with your life. 1307 01:17:53,999 --> 01:17:55,750 Tell me about it. 1308 01:17:57,542 --> 01:17:58,166 Hi. 1309 01:17:58,166 --> 01:17:59,999 [Shawn chuckles nervously] 1310 01:17:59,999 --> 01:18:01,625 Um... 1311 01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:03,792 Thank you. 1312 01:18:03,792 --> 01:18:06,041 That's very sweet. Um... 1313 01:18:06,041 --> 01:18:09,999 I'm sorry I haven't been returning any of your calls lately. 1314 01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:15,083 What happened to, uh, blackboards? 1315 01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:17,583 Ah, we don't use them anymore. 1316 01:18:17,583 --> 01:18:19,583 It's all dry erase now. 1317 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,999 Wacky. 1318 01:18:20,999 --> 01:18:23,291 So, listen, um... 1319 01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:25,959 [Shawn laughs nervously] 1320 01:18:25,959 --> 01:18:28,000 It's weird that I came here. 1321 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:32,917 No, no. It's not that, it's, uh... 1322 01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:35,500 It's that... 1323 01:18:36,417 --> 01:18:40,999 This is just all a little weird for me right now. 1324 01:18:41,792 --> 01:18:45,375 Well, this, um, makes it easier 1325 01:18:45,375 --> 01:18:52,083 because I was actually coming here to tell you... 1326 01:18:52,083 --> 01:18:55,999 it's all over, you know, between us. 1327 01:18:56,959 --> 01:18:58,999 With the flowers. 1328 01:18:58,999 --> 01:19:00,625 [Shawn] Well... 1329 01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:03,834 To ease your pain. 1330 01:19:07,792 --> 01:19:09,083 Well... 1331 01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:11,875 Thanks anyway. 1332 01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:17,500 Is it 'cause I came here? 1333 01:19:18,959 --> 01:19:20,792 No. Um... 1334 01:19:20,792 --> 01:19:23,959 I... I want... 1335 01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:25,750 to be alone right now. 1336 01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:28,542 I think it's a really important step. 1337 01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:32,291 I agree. 1338 01:19:32,999 --> 01:19:33,917 [sighs] And like I said, 1339 01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:40,999 You know, I hope the flowers help you in this time of, um... 1340 01:19:40,999 --> 01:19:42,750 transition. 1341 01:19:44,458 --> 01:19:46,375 [sighs] 1342 01:19:47,999 --> 01:19:51,500 I didn't come here to break up with you. 1343 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,125 That was a lie. 1344 01:19:53,125 --> 01:19:54,083 [Amy] OK. 1345 01:19:54,083 --> 01:19:55,999 [Shawn] OK. 1346 01:19:59,583 --> 01:20:01,999 And I'm not an astronaut. 1347 01:20:01,999 --> 01:20:03,959 [Amy chuckles] 1348 01:20:25,999 --> 01:20:27,208 Hi. 1349 01:20:27,208 --> 01:20:29,375 Hi. 1350 01:20:29,375 --> 01:20:31,000 OK. 1351 01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:37,458 I'm sorry. I'm sorry... I was a jerk. 1352 01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:38,999 No, no. 1353 01:20:38,999 --> 01:20:40,125 I'm sorry. 1354 01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:43,375 I... Good intentions or not, that was, 1355 01:20:43,375 --> 01:20:47,834 yeah, that was me being judgmental. 1356 01:20:47,834 --> 01:20:49,166 OK. 1357 01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:51,917 Cool. 1358 01:20:53,834 --> 01:20:55,041 So are we OK? 1359 01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:56,999 [sighs] 1360 01:20:58,291 --> 01:21:00,834 I feel better. 1361 01:21:00,834 --> 01:21:01,750 Time, everybody. 1362 01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:03,792 Since this is our last swim class, 1363 01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:05,625 I want to invite everybody-- 1364 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:06,125 Excuse me? 1365 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:08,999 I'm sorry. My lovely wife and I want to take this opportunity-- 1366 01:21:08,999 --> 01:21:11,041 -Your who? Your wife? -Joanna. 1367 01:21:11,041 --> 01:21:12,375 She's trying to get me involved. 1368 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:14,583 Joanna wants to invite you people to come 1369 01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:16,500 to our first big bad summer pool party. 1370 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,333 -That's right. -This Thursday at our place. 1371 01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:20,917 We got a new pool; that's why we're taking the class. 1372 01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:24,999 Anyway, we want you all to come, and it's been a real pleasure 1373 01:21:24,999 --> 01:21:26,999 taking the class with all of you. 1374 01:21:26,999 --> 01:21:29,083 Well, with some of you. 1375 01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:31,208 [laughter] 1376 01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:33,999 [Noah] Um... 1377 01:21:35,583 --> 01:21:36,667 Like Martin said, 1378 01:21:36,667 --> 01:21:39,625 it's been an absolute pleasure for me as well. 1379 01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:41,583 You guys are my last class here 1380 01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:44,542 and it's been my honor to teach you all. 1381 01:21:44,542 --> 01:21:45,999 [class sighs] 1382 01:21:45,999 --> 01:21:46,875 Aww! 1383 01:21:46,875 --> 01:21:49,999 Umm... And since this is your last class as well, 1384 01:21:49,999 --> 01:21:52,542 is there anything else you want to learn? 1385 01:21:52,542 --> 01:21:55,417 I have some crappy prizes. 1386 01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:57,041 Some gift certificates from the gym. 1387 01:21:57,041 --> 01:22:00,625 We could... we could run relay races. 1388 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,291 We wanna see you dive. 1389 01:22:02,291 --> 01:22:04,125 Yeah. 1390 01:22:04,125 --> 01:22:04,959 Dive. 1391 01:22:04,959 --> 01:22:07,208 -[woman] Dive. -[Martin] Dive, dive. 1392 01:22:07,208 --> 01:22:08,917 [Martin] Come on. 1393 01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:33,500 This is gonna hurt. 1394 01:22:55,125 --> 01:22:57,166 [Martin] Do it again. 1395 01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,709 [woman] Yeah! Do it again! 1396 01:22:59,709 --> 01:23:02,375 [class applauding] 1397 01:23:02,375 --> 01:23:05,125 [horn honks] 1398 01:23:05,125 --> 01:23:07,125 [honks] 1399 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:17,291 [Amy] You know, it took them a month 1400 01:23:17,291 --> 01:23:18,750 before they even put those posters up. 1401 01:23:18,750 --> 01:23:21,999 Are you sure these people are gonna be better pet owners than you? 1402 01:23:21,999 --> 01:23:25,125 I agree. Screw them. Let's just go to the pool party. 1403 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:27,750 Guys, the dog belongs to a kid. 1404 01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,917 Oh... Oh, no. 1405 01:23:29,917 --> 01:23:31,875 Noah, I'm sorry. 1406 01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:34,166 Bye, Danger. 1407 01:23:40,834 --> 01:23:42,709 [Hunter smooches] 1408 01:23:42,709 --> 01:23:44,667 [Douglass] Noah. 1409 01:23:44,667 --> 01:23:46,291 Stinky. 1410 01:23:46,291 --> 01:23:47,458 [Noah] Mr. Douglass. 1411 01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:49,625 [Douglass] You want a drink? 1412 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:50,999 Sure. 1413 01:23:50,999 --> 01:23:52,999 You want a beer? 1414 01:23:52,999 --> 01:23:53,625 Uh, yeah. 1415 01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:55,999 I'll have whatever you're having. 1416 01:23:56,625 --> 01:23:59,959 -There you go. -Thank you. 1417 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,667 [dog barks] 1418 01:24:04,667 --> 01:24:08,417 You, uhh, got a new dog. 1419 01:24:08,417 --> 01:24:09,250 [Douglass] Not my idea. 1420 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:13,333 I was glad when the first fucking dog was gone. 1421 01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:17,583 Jason, my son, he really wanted to put those signs up. 1422 01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,083 I said, "Look at it this way. 1423 01:24:19,083 --> 01:24:20,792 If the dog was happy here with you, 1424 01:24:20,792 --> 01:24:22,959 it wouldn't have run off in the first place." 1425 01:24:22,959 --> 01:24:25,792 -[dog barks] -Quiet, Peanut! 1426 01:24:26,834 --> 01:24:30,959 But he's a kid, you know, pretty fond of animals. 1427 01:24:30,959 --> 01:24:32,750 So, my wife... 1428 01:24:32,750 --> 01:24:36,166 well, my ex-wife now, convinced me to buy a new dog. 1429 01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:41,834 And that was the last we heard of Stinky around here. 1430 01:24:41,834 --> 01:24:43,333 Pffft! 1431 01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:44,999 [smooches] 1432 01:24:44,999 --> 01:24:46,917 [lips pop] 1433 01:24:46,917 --> 01:24:48,875 [smooches] 1434 01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:50,166 [pop] 1435 01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:54,999 So, was that guy at school the other day your son, Mrs. Pierson? 1436 01:24:54,999 --> 01:24:56,583 You know what, Hunter? 1437 01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:58,959 I'm not a teacher anymore, so screw you. 1438 01:24:58,959 --> 01:25:03,999 Well, I'm not a student anymore, Amy, so why don't you go-- 1439 01:25:03,999 --> 01:25:06,500 [all] Hey! 1440 01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:11,250 Jason must have been happy to hear about Stinky. 1441 01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:14,917 I haven't told him yet about you and your call. 1442 01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:17,000 You haven't? 1443 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:20,999 Noah, I'm a writer. I am home all the time. 1444 01:25:20,999 --> 01:25:24,542 So, it's pretty much my responsibility to take care 1445 01:25:24,542 --> 01:25:25,709 of this fucking dog. 1446 01:25:25,709 --> 01:25:28,999 And I don't want another dog. 1447 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:30,542 OK? 1448 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:31,417 [Noah] Really? 1449 01:25:31,417 --> 01:25:33,500 So, I was hoping, if you wouldn't mind 1450 01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:35,792 holding onto that little shit for us. 1451 01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:38,500 Maybe bring him around sometime? 1452 01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:42,875 No, I wouldn't mind. 1453 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:44,999 Not at all. 1454 01:25:47,709 --> 01:25:49,999 -[Amy] Hey, what happened? -I don't know. 1455 01:25:49,999 --> 01:25:52,709 -Do you get to keep him? -Yes. 1456 01:25:52,709 --> 01:25:56,000 [Jordan] Awesome! Danger! 1457 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,291 [Jordan and Amy laugh] 1458 01:25:58,291 --> 01:26:03,166 -[Joanna] Honey, they brought something. -[Martin] Get me a beer. 1459 01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:06,250 Whoa! [chuckles] 1460 01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:09,208 Maestro, good to see you. Welcome. 1461 01:26:09,208 --> 01:26:11,333 Hey, welcome to my dirty little secret. 1462 01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:13,458 Officer, keep this guy off my coconuts. 1463 01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:14,625 I got him. 1464 01:26:14,625 --> 01:26:15,250 Hi there. 1465 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:17,625 -Hey, how are you? -How old are you? 1466 01:26:17,625 --> 01:26:20,792 Me? Yeah, I'm, uh... 20... 24. 1467 01:26:20,792 --> 01:26:21,999 Uh-huh. And you are? 1468 01:26:21,999 --> 01:26:24,625 -I'm 31 years old. -Thirty-one years old. 1469 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:26,750 -Every year after that... -Yeah. 1470 01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:29,208 -We can win any time. -Yeah, I love this. 1471 01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:30,041 The curse is broken. 1472 01:26:30,041 --> 01:26:31,291 Eighty-six consecutive losing years 1473 01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:33,667 and they got a curse, instead of they suck. 1474 01:26:33,667 --> 01:26:35,250 -Thank you. -[Martin] Thank you. 1475 01:26:35,250 --> 01:26:37,166 -Jordan's your sister? -Excuse me? 1476 01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:42,083 Isn't Jordan your sister, and you're making that documentary about her? 1477 01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:43,709 Yeah, yeah. Exactly. 1478 01:26:43,709 --> 01:26:46,375 That's really cool. 1479 01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:48,291 Jordan's really tall. 1480 01:26:48,291 --> 01:26:49,417 Yep. You coming? 1481 01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:51,625 Uh, go ahead, I'll catch you up. 1482 01:26:51,625 --> 01:26:52,999 All right. Yeah. 1483 01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:57,291 Uh, yeah, yeah, she's, uh... she's pretty tall. 1484 01:26:57,291 --> 01:26:59,834 Oh, please. Fucking, please. 1485 01:26:59,834 --> 01:27:00,834 All right. Um... 1486 01:27:00,834 --> 01:27:04,375 Really, I don't know where it stands right now. 1487 01:27:04,375 --> 01:27:07,041 Jordan, you're healthy, you're smart, 1488 01:27:07,041 --> 01:27:08,709 and look at you, you're a knockout. 1489 01:27:08,709 --> 01:27:11,999 Unfortunately, um, I am currently unemployed. 1490 01:27:11,999 --> 01:27:14,291 Me, too. You are gonna love it. 1491 01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:14,999 [laughter] 1492 01:27:14,999 --> 01:27:17,291 Hey, this is my kid. Can you say hello? 1493 01:27:17,291 --> 01:27:19,583 [Noah] Hi. Hey, I'm Noah. 1494 01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:21,709 I'm Martin. This is my house. 1495 01:27:21,709 --> 01:27:22,750 Don't wreck it. 1496 01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:24,125 So, I heard you're gonna go swimming. 1497 01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:27,959 -Dad, can we go swimming? -In a few minutes, OK, buddy? 1498 01:27:27,959 --> 01:27:29,208 It's this really good documentary. 1499 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:31,999 It's about this guy named Robert Crumb. 1500 01:27:31,999 --> 01:27:32,875 He's an artist and... 1501 01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:35,999 I just saw it for the first time the other day. 1502 01:27:35,999 --> 01:27:36,583 That's... 1503 01:27:36,583 --> 01:27:39,041 That's just so weird that you would recommend that. 1504 01:27:39,041 --> 01:27:41,834 I'm sorry, how old are you? 1505 01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:10,500 Hey. 1506 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,417 Hey. 1507 01:28:14,458 --> 01:28:16,500 Noah. Noah! 1508 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,959 Noah, you better watch this, baby. 1509 01:28:18,959 --> 01:28:20,917 -[Noah] I'm watching. -[Joanna] Catch it. 1510 01:28:20,917 --> 01:28:24,750 -This is for you, for teaching me how to swim, buddy. -[Hunter] Yeah! 1511 01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:28,625 But most of all, guys, listen, most of all this is for my son. 1512 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:29,917 -[Martin] Hey! -All right! 1513 01:28:29,917 --> 01:28:33,375 This is for my son. This is for you, buddy. 1514 01:28:34,583 --> 01:28:35,999 Ten-point-0, right here. 1515 01:28:35,999 --> 01:28:37,083 [Martin] Go, buddy. 1516 01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:43,999 -Come on guys, let me hear it. -[cheering] 1517 01:28:45,834 --> 01:28:46,375 [Noah] Yeah! 1518 01:28:46,375 --> 01:28:48,417 -[applause] -[Hunter] He actually did it! 1519 01:28:48,417 --> 01:28:51,083 [Martin] That's really good, pal. 1520 01:29:00,041 --> 01:29:03,792 Oh, my God, Karen? You look great! 1521 01:29:03,792 --> 01:29:06,999 Thanks. Jennifer, how's it going? 1522 01:29:06,999 --> 01:29:09,125 You lost so much of that weight. 1523 01:29:09,125 --> 01:29:16,375 Yes. I started working out here at the New London Rec Center. 1524 01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:18,709 Hi. I'm Noah Owens. 1525 01:29:18,709 --> 01:29:22,999 Are you tired of just sitting at home, watching bad TV? 1526 01:29:22,999 --> 01:29:26,750 How about an exciting game of basketball? 1527 01:29:30,999 --> 01:29:34,375 Or a challenging game of squash? 1528 01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:38,208 [Hunter] Or, take a relaxing dip in our indoor pool 1529 01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:40,667 and meet some interesting people. 1530 01:29:40,667 --> 01:29:42,999 [women laugh] 1531 01:29:42,999 --> 01:29:47,125 It doesn't matter if you're young and energetic... 1532 01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:48,375 or old. 1533 01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:53,250 Together, we can win the war on obesity. 1534 01:29:53,250 --> 01:29:54,000 [boom!] 1535 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:57,041 So come down and see... 1536 01:29:59,041 --> 01:30:02,583 [all] The N-L-R-C! 1537 01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:23,999 ♪ Hey ♪ 1538 01:30:29,792 --> 01:30:30,917 ♪ Yeah-eah ♪ 1539 01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:32,875 ♪ I can't sleep I can't sleep ♪ 1540 01:30:32,875 --> 01:30:35,999 ♪ I can't keep my hand from reaching out ♪ 1541 01:30:35,999 --> 01:30:38,458 ♪ Coppin' a feel ♪ 1542 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,834 ♪ I'm not a creep I'm not a creep ♪ 1543 01:30:42,834 --> 01:30:45,333 ♪ I'm just a guy can't sleep with a girl ♪ 1544 01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:48,375 ♪ Come on, get real ♪ 1545 01:30:49,792 --> 01:30:52,375 ♪ The dreamers come and the dreamers go ♪ 1546 01:30:52,375 --> 01:30:54,709 ♪ But dreamers always live alone ♪ 1547 01:30:54,709 --> 01:30:57,125 ♪ Keep to themselves keep things in hand ♪ 1548 01:30:57,125 --> 01:30:59,583 ♪ There comes a time when they're in demand ♪ 1549 01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:02,375 ♪ In what I do there is no ground ♪ 1550 01:31:02,375 --> 01:31:04,625 ♪ In outer space there is no sound ♪ 1551 01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:09,125 ♪ In outer space there is no... sound ♪ 1552 01:31:13,542 --> 01:31:15,875 ♪ I can't think I can't think ♪ 1553 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:21,709 ♪ I can't do very much but tell you how I feel ♪ 1554 01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:23,583 ♪ This is how I feel ♪ 1555 01:31:23,583 --> 01:31:25,750 ♪ I feel right I feel wrong ♪ 1556 01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:28,000 ♪ I feel strange when I'm singing a song ♪ 1557 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:31,625 ♪ About keeping it... real ♪ 1558 01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:32,417 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1559 01:31:32,417 --> 01:31:34,999 ♪ If you don't believe in broken hearts ♪ 1560 01:31:34,999 --> 01:31:37,458 ♪ I think it's time for you to start ♪ 1561 01:31:37,458 --> 01:31:39,959 ♪ In tragic states I'll rule the land ♪ 1562 01:31:39,959 --> 01:31:42,583 ♪ When they comes to diss ya baby, I'm your man ♪ 1563 01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:45,083 ♪ In what I do there is no ground ♪ 1564 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:47,834 ♪ In outer space there is no sound ♪ 1565 01:31:47,834 --> 01:31:50,959 ♪ In outer space there is no... ♪ 1566 01:31:51,959 --> 01:31:54,999 ♪ Follow me if you don't believe in love ♪ 1567 01:31:54,999 --> 01:31:56,999 ♪ Believe in something else ♪ 1568 01:31:56,999 --> 01:31:58,999 ♪ Follow me if you can't conceive ♪ 1569 01:31:58,999 --> 01:32:01,917 ♪ Of heartbreak ’n really troublin' ya, yeah-eah ♪ 1570 01:32:01,917 --> 01:32:04,417 ♪ Then have fun, still dance ♪ 1571 01:32:04,417 --> 01:32:05,999 ♪ Think of things you can understand ♪ 1572 01:32:05,999 --> 01:32:10,917 ♪ But don't think about love gotta help it if you can ♪ 1573 01:32:10,917 --> 01:32:12,709 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1574 01:32:12,709 --> 01:32:13,999 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1575 01:32:13,999 --> 01:32:16,083 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1576 01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:19,166 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1577 01:32:19,166 --> 01:32:21,166 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1578 01:32:21,166 --> 01:32:23,999 ♪ I'm all alone I'm all alone ♪ 1579 01:32:23,999 --> 01:32:25,875 ♪ Even when I'm by myself ♪ 1580 01:32:25,875 --> 01:32:29,083 ♪ I'm still alone ♪ 1581 01:32:29,083 --> 01:32:30,834 ♪ I'm so alone ♪ 1582 01:32:30,834 --> 01:32:32,999 ♪ I wanna roam I wanna roam ♪ 1583 01:32:32,999 --> 01:32:35,709 ♪ I wanna quit this one-trick pony ♪ 1584 01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:39,000 ♪ Get it out on my own ♪ 1585 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,000 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1586 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,250 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1587 01:32:41,250 --> 01:32:42,250 ♪ Through foggy glass ♪ 1588 01:32:42,250 --> 01:32:44,999 ♪ Can't see ahead can't see the past ♪ 1589 01:32:44,999 --> 01:32:47,333 ♪ Intend to live my life for ghosts ♪ 1590 01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:49,999 ♪ Live among the ones I loved the most ♪ 1591 01:32:49,999 --> 01:32:52,542 ♪ In what I do there is no ground ♪ 1592 01:32:52,542 --> 01:32:54,917 ♪ In outer space there is no sound ♪ 1593 01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:59,999 ♪ In outer space there is no... sound ♪ 1594 01:32:59,999 --> 01:33:04,667 ♪ In outer space there is no sound ♪ 1595 01:33:04,667 --> 01:33:11,125 ♪ In outer space there is no sound ♪ 107658

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