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Captain's log, stardate 58105.1.
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The Pakleds continue
their unprovoked attacks
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on Federation trade routes.
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Seeking a cease-fire,
theCerritos
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is on a diplomatic mission
to the Pakled homeworld,
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which they call Pakled Planet.
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Starfleet Command entrusted me
with this mission
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because of our experience
with the Pakleds last year.
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Negotiating a cease-fire
would be a huge achievement.
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If you keep doing Picard-level
peace-brokering like this,
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they might give you
an Enterprise.
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:
Well, I don't know about that.
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Remember, it's just the Pakleds.
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This shouldn't be
too complicated.
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Ambassador Grubdin.
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Welcome, Captain Janeway.
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Pakled Planet is big and strong.
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Right. Well, I'm actually
Captain Freeman of the Cerritos.
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I'm here to discuss
a cease-fire.
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Oh, I was misinformed.
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I do not have
a big enough helmet
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to make cease-fires.
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Okay. Well, then I need to talk
to someone with a bigger helmet.
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-Stay back.
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Guys, the prisoner Rumdar.
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He ran away from Pakled Planet
to her ship.
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You! Why did you steal Rumdar?
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I can assure you,
we did no such thing.
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Ransom,
is there a Pakled on my ship?
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-That's an affirmative, Captain.
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This ship is strong.
I can live here now.
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-We think
he's requesting asylum.
No!
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Until she gives Rumdar back,
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Janeway stays here!
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Guys, it's pretty cool
that the captain
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-gets to negotiate peace, right?
-Uh, yeah.
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-I'm sure she's thinking
the same thing.
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Nothing ruins breakfast
like a work assignment.
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Oh, no,
anomaly consolidation duty.
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-Oh, yes!
Ugh.
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-I got it, too.
-So did I.
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-What's anomaly consolidation?
-You get to go around the ship
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and collect the bridge crew's
research materials
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-from their missions.
-It's trash day.
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It's our bosses, who have
accumulated all sorts of stuff,
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saying, "Hey, peons,
come pick up our trash."
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Dangerous science trash
that can't just get recycled
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in a matter recombinator.
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We have to pack it up
and send it to a facility.
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Could be a nice break
from our usual duties.
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Maybe it'll be fun.
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Oh, sweet, sweet Tendi, no.
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ACD is the most degrading day
of the year.
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Don't listen to her.
This is gonna be great.
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Sorry.
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I-It's just the face
that you made.
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I couldn't help it.
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Okay, all right.
We're all having so much fun.
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-At my expense.
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Hey. Boimler, right?
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Heard a lot of buzz
about your time on the Titan.
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:
Oh, uh, Ensign Casey. Hi.
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-You guys heard about that?
-You're a legend. Listen,
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we've got this little club where
we help each other rank up,
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and right now
we're down a member.
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P'jok got promoted
to the Ventura.
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-What? No way.
-That's what the Redshirts do.
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We help each other
land promotions.
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One day we'll all be captains.
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You call yourselves Redshirts?
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Cool name, right?
Makes us sound invincible.
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But why would you want me
to be one? I mean, I got
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the red shirt, but is there,
like, a form I need to fill out?
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You served with Riker.
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That kind of experience
is super valuable.
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Listen, there's gonna be
an acting captain's duty
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up for grabs later today.
Only us Redshirts know about it.
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Acting captain?
Like, l-like on the bridge?
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You tell us Riker stuff today,
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I'll get you in the running
for the big chair.
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But...
I have ACD.
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:
Anomaly duty? No sweat.
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-We'll pull some strings,
get you out of it.
-Uh...
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-I don't know.
It's awesome
that you served
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on the Titan,
but there has to be a reason
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you're back on the Cerritos.
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You don't carry yourself
like a leader.
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We could help you with that.
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-But if you're not interested...
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Uh... wait.
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-I'm in. Let's do this.
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Excelsior.
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Unbelievable.
Boimler's cozying up
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with those brownnosers
to get out of trash day?
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-Such a great call.
-More trash for the rest of us.
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-I smell adventure.
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So, what has you seeking asylum?
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Religious persecution?
Leading a rebellion?
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Some sort of sex stuff?
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I want to see
how the shields work.
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You want to see our
top secret defensive schematics?
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Yeah, and your crimson
force field, too.
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Uh, I will see
if it's operational.
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You getting "Bazminti when
he pulled back the veil" vibes
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-from this guy?
-Oh, yeah. Captain Freeman?
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Our Pakled refugee appears
to be more of a Pakled spy.
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What?! He hasn't gotten
anything, has he?
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-No, I think we'll be okay.
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He just took a photo
of his own foot.
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-Hmm, this could work
to our advantage.
-Oh. Ah!
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Maybe he'll reveal something
about the attacks.
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Keep him talking.
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-On it.
Oh!
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Ransom's always going
on fun away missions.
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You just know he'll have crazy
anomalies we can check out.
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Oh, great.
A pile of unlabeled crystals.
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You're supposed to keep
stuff like this in a lab.
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Ignoring protocol.
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Yeah, one of the perks
of being a commander.
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Oh, man!
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Ooh, this is neat.
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You can tell
from the occipital bone
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that this was one big froggy.
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Tendi, whoa, easy.
I think that's from the planet
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where everything evolved
all weird.
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Uh...
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Oh!
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-Aah!
Whoa!
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Whoa, Rutherford,
you're blowing up.
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-It's altering his biomatrix!
-: Whoa, whoa!
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-I got a big ole body.
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-Stop moving around.
-Oh!
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-I can't stop.
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I'm big beyond belief. Oh, no!
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Tendi, grab the red vial.
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Got it.
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Smear that crap on his nose.
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-: Ugh.
-You just experienced
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-full molecular engorgement
in a matter of seconds!
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Did it feel amazing?
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Hey, Boimler, how often
did Riker clean his trombone?
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-Oh!
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Oh, constantly.
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It was actually
kind of disruptive.
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I need to learn
to blow something brass.
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Okay.
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So, that was our
top secret Starfleet gift shop.
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Next, how about we show you the,
uh, high-security juice bar?
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No!
Now I want to see the warp core.
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Sure, sure.
We'll get you there, big guy.
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We're not exactly dealing
with the Tal Shiar here.
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Let's see if we can get him
to tell us about their systems.
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Wait.
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Where'd he go?
Computer, locate Pakled refugee.
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No Pakled detected.
-What?
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Did he leave the ship?
Did he somehow cloak himself?
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-Unknown.
-Zinda, his eyes red.
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I'll check engineering.
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Okay, let's see what
the next awesome anomalies are.
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Um...
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Oh.
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You want a rotten mushfroot?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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I just want to talk cease-fire
with whomever's in charge.
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Oh!
Janeway turned down mushfroot.
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Her Mushesty the queen!
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Ah, Your Highness,
allow me to...
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You can't kill Rumdar.
Rumdar is our prisoner.
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We will kill Rumdar.
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I can assure you,
Rumdar's in good hands.
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Nobody is killing Rumdar.
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Prove it.
I want to talk to Rumdar.
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Ransom, put the Pakled refugee
on the line.
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Uh, actually, we've
temporarily lost track of him.
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What?!
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Rumdar is, uh,
in the bathroom.
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But he said that you
should negotiate a cease-fire.
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Oh, I don't have
a big enough helmet to do that.
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Are you me?
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Boimler,
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you need to look like a leader
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if you want people
to treat you like one.
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First,
you've got to fix this posture.
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You're like this
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when you need to be like this.
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- Oh, wow.
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I didn't realize
my spine went that far.
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-That's new.
-Now, this outfit? Oof.
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This is not a good look.
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We all wear this.
It's a uniform.
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-The captain literally wears
the same thing, and she's...
-Right now
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this uniform is wearing you.
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Easy to fix
with a few modifications.
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-Ooh, did Riker
modify his uniform?
-What? No.
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I mean, I guess they had to put
a lot of extra room
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in his pants.
For his legs, I mean.
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'Cause he's tall.
You know what they say:
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-tall guy, big legs.
-Oh, my God, your hair.
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Wow, I didn't even take in
the hair.
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I like my hair.
I'm a cutie. This is good hair.
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But would you follow it
into battle?
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Maybe just a trim?
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Introducing the new and improved
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Bradward Boimler.
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Oh, I feel amazing.
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Oh, look at these shoulders!
Damn.
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Starfleet royalty.
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-Oh! Aw.
-Aah!
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Boimler?
You look amazing.
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: Thank you. The
Redshirts gave me a makeover.
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I-I might have a shot
at acting captain.
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Whoa,
is that a Retroovian flask?
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Uh, you know it.
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Careful. Those can release
a gelatinous spray
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-that traps you in this...
Yeah.
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-We know.
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Oh, uh, got to go.
But I want to hear
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everything later.
Watch out for that spray.
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-It'll mess you up.
-Damn it, the Nanobots.
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Billups can calculate
warp variance,
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but he can't remember to tighten
the lid on a jar.
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Aw, but come on. How often
do we get to be face-to-face
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with these tiny terrors?
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Bright side: they're not
full-sized robots, right? Right?
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Tendi, this stuff
is eating my fingerprints.
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There's no bright side!
Stop trying to make this fun.
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-But...
-What is your deal, okay?
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Every day isn't gonna be some
pristine, exploratory adventure.
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Sometimes it's work,
and it sucks.
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Get used to it!
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Okay. Sorry.
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Where could he be?
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He's giant and brown.
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Being captain
is the role of a lifetime.
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Leader. Fighter.
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Lover.
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The captain needs
to always be prepared
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to give a rousing speech,
so go ahead.
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:
Rouse them.
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Uh, what am I
supposed to speech about?
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Ooh! A temporal rift.
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Oh, oh! With a plasma grid.
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And the replicators are broken.
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Sounds like a crew
that could use some inspiration.
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Right now?
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Okay. Uh...
247
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Um, attention, crew. Um,
248
00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:19,208
I'm your captain.
I'm Captain Boimler.
249
00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:22,037
Uh, we've got a plasma grid
and a temporal rift.
250
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,692
Sorry,
you said "temporal rift," right?
251
00:11:24,735 --> 00:11:26,432
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
252
00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:29,871
And, uh, lots of danger.
But as sure as, uh,
253
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:33,178
this is my captain's chair, um,
254
00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:34,876
you can count on me
255
00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,529
'cause I'm your captain.
256
00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,270
Yes, sirree.
257
00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:40,751
We should mutiny.
258
00:11:40,795 --> 00:11:42,579
Sorry, sorry, no, no, no.
I know that wasn't good.
259
00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:45,756
It's just this isn't the same
as actually being on the bridge.
260
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,280
The bridge is wherever you are.
261
00:11:48,324 --> 00:11:50,195
Close your eyes,
think about Riker,
262
00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:53,024
and say what he would say.
From the heart.
263
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:55,157
-Hisheart.
264
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,899
Look, I may not know
exactly what we're up against,
265
00:11:57,942 --> 00:12:00,815
but I do know that in this,
our darkest hour,
266
00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,338
I'm grateful.
267
00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:06,211
Grateful to have a ship
and a crew I trust with my life.
268
00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:08,039
Now, I'll be honest.
There's no guarantee
269
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,346
we're gonna get out of this.
But if we do, it'll be
270
00:12:10,389 --> 00:12:13,218
because of your combined talent
and dedication.
271
00:12:13,262 --> 00:12:15,873
It's been the honor of my life
to serve as your captain.
272
00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:17,527
But we're not dead yet,
273
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,182
so how about we go in
and kick some ass.
274
00:12:20,225 --> 00:12:22,445
Red alert! Take us in.
275
00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:25,274
Now,
276
00:12:25,317 --> 00:12:26,884
thatsounds like a captain.
277
00:12:29,844 --> 00:12:32,585
Wow, even Dr. Migleemo
has stuff?
278
00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:33,804
I didn't know
he even went on missions.
279
00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:35,240
That's a pile of random junk.
280
00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:36,981
-Come on.
Even you have to admit that.
-No.
281
00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:39,375
And honestly, I'm getting tired
of you guys whining all day.
282
00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,551
If you're so over
anomaly collection,
283
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,074
then I'll just do it myself.
284
00:12:43,118 --> 00:12:44,510
-Okay. Works for me.
-Oh, great idea.
285
00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:49,820
Okay, let's see. There's
this dusty goggles thing.
286
00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:52,083
Ooh, half of some sort of sword.
287
00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:54,477
-You guys
are really missing out!
Mm-hmm.
288
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,392
Look, he's throwing out
289
00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:58,437
a perfectly good storybook.
290
00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:06,141
Oh, it's one
of those energy field books
291
00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:07,229
that makes stories come to life.
292
00:13:07,272 --> 00:13:08,578
Come here!
293
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,233
Get back in this book!
294
00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:13,235
-Oh!
295
00:13:13,278 --> 00:13:15,324
Huh?
296
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,805
-Oh, no.
297
00:13:17,848 --> 00:13:19,241
-Uh...
-Crap, crap, crap!
-Slug!
298
00:13:19,284 --> 00:13:21,765
-No!
299
00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:24,594
-Tendi!
-Ugh! Okay, we just got to find
the right hypospray.
300
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,900
-Uh, hang tight, Tendi!
301
00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:27,902
Don't get digested!
302
00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:30,948
-Uh, uh... Ha!
303
00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:39,130
-Ugh.
304
00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:43,961
-Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?
-D'Vana?
305
00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:47,269
You were right.
306
00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:50,750
Anomaly consolidation day
isthe worst.
307
00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:52,796
Hey, we've all...
I mean, who among us
308
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,972
hasn't been pooped out
by an alien creature?
309
00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:56,844
-It is not a...
-Don't touch me!
310
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:01,326
Captain, this is going sideways.
311
00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:03,241
I recommend we beam out now.
312
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:04,808
No. We have to make this work,
313
00:14:04,852 --> 00:14:07,463
or it'll turn into a big, brown,
Pakled smear on my record.
314
00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,902
I am King Pakled.
315
00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:14,992
-Finally. It is an honor
to meet you, sir.
316
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,605
I am emperor of the Pakleds.
317
00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:23,087
-Okay. Well, then,
it's an honor to m...
318
00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,439
Rebelution!
319
00:14:31,835 --> 00:14:35,665
- Die!
320
00:14:37,493 --> 00:14:39,538
The big-helmeted Pakleds
321
00:14:39,582 --> 00:14:41,976
will no longer control us!
322
00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:43,542
Ooh.
323
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:47,155
I am now Pakled leader.
324
00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:49,940
Behold my giant helmet!
325
00:14:49,984 --> 00:14:51,768
-He is strong.
326
00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:01,125
You know, I was
a little skeptical at first,
327
00:15:01,169 --> 00:15:03,475
but I really am feeling
way more captainy than usual.
328
00:15:03,519 --> 00:15:05,956
-Now you have to start
living like one, too.
-Oh, you mean,
329
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,697
like sitting in a centered chair
all day or...?
330
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,178
Nothing tells you about
a captain more than the officers
331
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,744
they've chosen to have
at their side.
332
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,224
That's true in your social life
333
00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:15,226
-as much as it is on the bridge.
-Oh.
334
00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:17,402
I've got that covered.
My friends are awesome.
335
00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:18,795
Look, that's them right there.
336
00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:22,930
They've been
consolidating anomalies all day.
337
00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:25,671
-It's pretty cool, right?
-No, not cool.
338
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:27,282
Those three
are always elbow-deep
339
00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:28,936
in some kind of slime.
340
00:15:28,979 --> 00:15:30,981
Yeah, we work in Starfleet.
I mean, slime's a given.
341
00:15:31,025 --> 00:15:33,636
No, wework in Starfleet.
342
00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:35,290
-They work forStarfleet.
343
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,032
Okay, hold on. They're
the same rank as you or me.
344
00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,772
And while we've been
"playing captain" all day,
345
00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:41,644
they've been doing real work
to help the ship.
346
00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:44,038
This isn't a friendship.
It's a starship.
347
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,126
Are you a star
348
00:15:45,169 --> 00:15:47,128
-or not?
-What?
349
00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:48,825
The bridge crew
brought in this crap,
350
00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,914
theyshould clean it up.
I'm not their mom.
351
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,177
Uh, I don't know.
It's not that bad.
352
00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:55,745
It was the worst!
I hate this stupid ship.
353
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,226
Whoa, slow to impulse:
you love the Cerritos.
354
00:15:58,269 --> 00:16:00,010
Ugh,
I must have sounded so stupid.
355
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,751
I thought
we were gonna have so much fun
356
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,057
picking up the trash.
357
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,494
Ha!
I even volunteered us for it.
358
00:16:05,537 --> 00:16:07,365
-Wait, you did?
-Why?
359
00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:09,411
You guys were always sad that
we don't go on cool missions.
360
00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:10,934
:
So Ensign Genius over here
361
00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:11,979
figured it would be fun
362
00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,502
to get closer to the action.
363
00:16:13,545 --> 00:16:15,286
But you guys were right.
It sucked!
364
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,896
And being lower decks sucks!
365
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,029
I wish I was still on Orion!
366
00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:20,552
Uh, Tendi,
that cube's kind of...
367
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:22,728
Today has been
totally degrading!
368
00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:24,948
Uh, maybe-maybe put down
the cube before you...
369
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,869
-We got a scorpion here!
370
00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:34,305
What was that cube?
371
00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:35,698
There has to be a way
to reverse it.
372
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,353
I'm getting tired of you guys
373
00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:40,746
whining all day!
374
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:55,848
Is that Tendi?
375
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,199
We got to do something.
376
00:16:58,242 --> 00:17:00,592
You're right.
The crew depends on us.
377
00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:04,379
The Starfleet manual
defines "danger" as "a force
378
00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:07,121
-which causes
or tends to cause harm."
-It is in times of doubt...
379
00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:09,210
-A ship that encounters
no rough wind
380
00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:11,168
is a ship
that's never sailed at all.
381
00:17:11,212 --> 00:17:12,952
Are any of you
actually gonna do something?
382
00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,129
We're doing it.
We're inspiring the crew.
383
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,131
We arethe crew!
384
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:19,394
Tendi,
385
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:21,222
I know you're in there.
You're gonna be okay.
386
00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:25,574
What happened?
387
00:17:25,617 --> 00:17:27,054
Did she touch a mysterious orb?
388
00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:28,446
What? No. It was a cube.
389
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,057
Oh! Uh, I bet it was
an Ataxian mood shifter.
390
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,319
I've got this.
391
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,408
Computer, big bowl of beans,
392
00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:34,931
hot.
393
00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:39,196
Hey, Tendi. Whoa! I sure hope
394
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,590
I don't spill these beans
on my...
395
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,679
Aah! Aah, God.
396
00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:47,335
Computer,
birthday cake, lit candles,
397
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:48,988
various temperatures.
398
00:17:49,032 --> 00:17:50,903
Wow.
399
00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:53,123
It sure is hard
carrying this birthday cake
400
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,734
with all this bean slime
on my...
401
00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:58,259
-What the hell is he doing?
402
00:17:58,302 --> 00:17:59,477
-Shut up. Look.
403
00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:01,131
Oh, no, and now the candles
404
00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:03,264
have lit my uniform on fire.
What a predicament.
405
00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:08,095
- It's working.
406
00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:09,748
Her emotional armor
is weakening.
407
00:18:13,143 --> 00:18:14,927
Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp,
408
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,451
soda, corn, steak,
chicken nugget,
409
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:17,843
crispy lemon rock candy,
410
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,845
chili, gravy,
chocolate sundae! Hot!
411
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:29,551
That was such a waste
of reassembled proteins.
412
00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:31,422
It really was.
413
00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:33,685
- You okay?
-Yeah.
414
00:18:33,729 --> 00:18:35,165
Geez,
I was really out of control.
415
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:36,645
Thanks for saving me.
416
00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:39,735
Oh, of course.
That's what we do.
417
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:48,091
Oh, no. How long were we out?
418
00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:49,527
Rumdar could be anywhere.
419
00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,399
We never should have
underestimated him.
420
00:18:51,442 --> 00:18:53,270
Shaka?
421
00:18:55,707 --> 00:18:58,232
Maybe we didn't
underestimate him.
422
00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:02,018
Holy .
423
00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:04,847
I don't know how he was able to
survive in the vacuum of space,
424
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:08,459
-but he's totally fine.
-Uh, Pakleds are strong.
425
00:19:08,503 --> 00:19:10,940
How did you get outside
in the first place?
426
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,161
I went to the bathroom.
When I pressed the flush button,
427
00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:16,728
I got shot
out of a little hatch.
428
00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:18,382
Are you sure
you weren't in an air lock?
429
00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:21,559
Can I have all your codes now?
430
00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:24,736
Get him out of here.
431
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,217
:
Janeway, die! Janeway, die!
432
00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:29,654
Janeway, die! Janeway, die!
433
00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:32,788
Ah, Rumdar returns.
434
00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,443
Hi, everybody.
435
00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:36,879
We tricked you, Janeway.
436
00:19:36,922 --> 00:19:38,402
We never wanted peace.
437
00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:41,318
Rumdar was a spy.
438
00:19:41,362 --> 00:19:43,102
What did you learn, spy?
439
00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:45,931
The Enterprisehas
the biggest bathrooms ever,
440
00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:48,369
and she is not Captain Janeway.
441
00:19:48,412 --> 00:19:50,153
-She is Captain Freeman!
442
00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:52,590
-That's what
I've been telling you.
443
00:19:52,634 --> 00:19:54,636
I tricked you.
444
00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:57,639
And I didn't give up
any information, either.
445
00:19:57,682 --> 00:19:59,293
I'm a good spy.
446
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:02,687
Well, yes, you are amazing.
447
00:20:02,731 --> 00:20:05,647
I just wish I knew
what information you kept secret
448
00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:08,258
so I could know
how amazing you are.
449
00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:11,087
I didn't tell you anything
about our big plan
450
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,829
to smuggle a Varuvian bomb
onto Earth.
451
00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:15,613
-Is that right?
452
00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:20,227
: Oh, Rumdar,
you truly are a master spy.
453
00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:22,272
Two to beam up.
454
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,841
Wait a minute.
455
00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:28,757
You just beat Captain Janeway!
456
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,454
-: Rumdar! Rumdar!
457
00:20:30,498 --> 00:20:32,326
Rumdar! Rumdar!
458
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,549
Sorry I requested
anomaly consolidation duty
459
00:20:38,593 --> 00:20:40,943
-and, you know,
went all scorpion.
-Don't apologize.
460
00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:42,814
The truth is,
collecting weird space crap
461
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,512
ispart of the fun
of Starfleet.
462
00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:46,427
Ah, we were kind of being punks
all day.
463
00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:48,080
We should have fed off
your enthusiasm,
464
00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,908
not tried to tamp it down.
465
00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:51,736
Yeah, you know what?
The best anomaly today
466
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,303
was all your silver linings.
467
00:20:53,347 --> 00:20:56,045
-And that skull thing.
-Aw, thanks, guys.
468
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,829
Oh, I still smell
469
00:20:57,873 --> 00:20:59,831
like slug-digested scorpion,
don't I?
470
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,051
Yeah. The smell of adventure.
471
00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:07,012
Whoever Ransom picks,
remember to keep your cool.
472
00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:08,536
I don't want
anyone freaking out.
473
00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:11,321
Sorry, you can't come with us.
474
00:21:11,365 --> 00:21:12,931
That move you pulled
in the mess hall
475
00:21:12,975 --> 00:21:15,020
-proves you don't belong
in the Redshirts.
-Hey.
476
00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:17,414
-My friend was in trouble.
-You made a fool of yourself
477
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,764
to make a bug laugh.
It was shameful.
478
00:21:19,808 --> 00:21:21,200
All right,
you know what's shameful?
479
00:21:21,244 --> 00:21:23,333
Trying to build a persona
by copying other captains.
480
00:21:23,377 --> 00:21:25,335
You think Riker did that?
481
00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:27,772
You guys are wasting your time
on this Redshirt stuff.
482
00:21:27,816 --> 00:21:30,209
-Be your own captains.
483
00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:32,211
Cute speech.
I'm sure it'll play great
484
00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:35,476
on the lower decks.
Come on, guys.
485
00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:38,479
-Guys?
-I, um, I think I'm gonna
486
00:21:38,522 --> 00:21:41,525
take a break from the Redshirts,
focus on my duties.
487
00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:42,700
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
488
00:21:42,744 --> 00:21:44,572
Fine. I'll try to remember you
489
00:21:44,615 --> 00:21:46,661
when I'm boldly going
and you're not.
490
00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:49,664
Sir, I'd like to nominate myself
for the acting captain position.
491
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:50,926
-Huh?
-I'm the best candidate
492
00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:52,710
to lead the Cerritosto victory.
493
00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:54,495
Oh. I don't care. Sure.
494
00:21:54,538 --> 00:21:56,235
Oh, my God, really? Sir,
495
00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:58,673
thank you.
Sir, I won't let you down.
496
00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:01,023
Quick thinking
in the mess today, Mr. Boimler.
497
00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:02,503
You showed some real leadership.
498
00:22:02,546 --> 00:22:04,200
Thank you, sir.
499
00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:07,464
Hey, do you want to catch
a Winger Bingston show sometime?
500
00:22:07,508 --> 00:22:09,292
Now, that guy
can deliver a speech.
501
00:22:09,336 --> 00:22:10,511
You ever see his one-man show
502
00:22:10,554 --> 00:22:11,773
where he played
all of Jupiter's moons?
503
00:22:11,816 --> 00:22:14,515
Just got off the comms
with Starfleet.
504
00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:16,125
Sounds like we did a great job.
505
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,171
-I think that deserves a drink.
-Count me in.
506
00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:22,261
-Acting Captain,
you have the conn.
507
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,360
New shift on deck.
Get out of my chair!
508
00:22:33,403 --> 00:22:35,536
Aah! Thank you.
This-this was a great honor.
509
00:22:35,579 --> 00:22:37,712
Go clean up Air Lock 17.
510
00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:40,367
Pakled did something unspeakable
in there.
511
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:41,846
Yes, sir.
512
00:22:44,545 --> 00:22:46,024
Ooh! And then
513
00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:47,896
he deflated back
into regular-sized Rutherford.
514
00:22:47,939 --> 00:22:50,855
Big-body Rutherford?
Aw, I missed all the good stuff.
515
00:22:50,899 --> 00:22:52,248
Not allthe good stuff.
516
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,989
Snagged this baby
from Shaxs's pile.
517
00:22:54,032 --> 00:22:56,774
Oh, no way. This is
a submanifold casting stone.
518
00:22:56,818 --> 00:22:58,776
-A what?
-We can use it
519
00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:00,125
to broadcast our voices
to other planets.
520
00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:01,605
-What's that good for?
521
00:23:01,649 --> 00:23:02,780
Yeah, like,
what are we gonna do?
522
00:23:02,824 --> 00:23:04,826
Prank call Armus?
523
00:23:08,307 --> 00:23:12,311
I wish I had someone to torture.
524
00:23:12,355 --> 00:23:14,401
Hey, Armus!
Shut up, shut up.
525
00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:17,099
You, uh,
you look like a big bag of crap.
526
00:23:17,142 --> 00:23:18,927
Who said that? Show yourself.
527
00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:21,930
I am Armus. This is my domain.
528
00:23:21,973 --> 00:23:23,845
Yeah, we already know
you're Armus, dummy.
529
00:23:23,888 --> 00:23:25,020
Come and find us.
530
00:23:25,063 --> 00:23:26,587
We're touching your stuff.
531
00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:27,849
What stuff? Stop that!
532
00:23:27,892 --> 00:23:30,155
When I find you,
I'm gonna kill you
533
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:31,896
with a flake of my power!
534
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:34,899
I am a skin of evil.
535
00:23:34,943 --> 00:23:36,292
More like
a puddle of .
536
00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:38,555
Damn you!
537
00:24:40,182 --> 00:24:40,617
Chirp.
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