All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s02e02 Dodging the Issue.eng

[upbeat music playing]

[Dave] There's an unwritten
primal law for blokes.

If something's niggling
at you, ignore it.

Don't go to the doctor,

don't sob
about your feelings.

Leave it alone
and it'll go away.

Rafter and Warne...

Dad are you making Warney
a partner?

Why not?
He's a good worker.

[Rachel] Yeah for the whole
five minutes

he's been working for you.

Oh, a bit
of positive motivation

and he's done right by me,
I'll do right by him.

Make a commitment
for the future.

Oh, dad,
I think you're having

your first man crush.

Look it's just a thought,
nothing decided.

Aren't you supposed
to be at work?

-Ooh...
-Run along.

Men don't face anything
until we have to.

Women, unfortunately,
aren't wired that way.

Yeah, it doesn't add up.

Maybe there's a mistake.

What are you two plotting?

We've been going
through the invoices, Dave

and Warney
is ripping you off.

Jules, don't start this again.

-There is a discrepancy, dad.
-Nathan--

[Nathan] No last month
he claimed more hours

than he worked.
That job at Kogarah,

that should've taken
two hours.

-He claimed fifteen.
-So it was a mistake.

[Julie] A mistake?

But that's two days' work,
Dave.

Look he's slack
with his job sheets

most of the time,
doesn't turn them

-in half the time.
-That's true.

-I do have to chase him up.
-You overpaid him

hundreds of dollars
and he didn't say anything.

Were there any other mistakes?

That was the only one
we found.

So far but this is just
the start.

Yeah the start
of a bloody witch hunt.

-Oh.
-I'm just going to--

Dave, I am trying to look out
for you here, okay?

No, no you're looking out
for Chrissy and I get that.

But Warney's not responsible
for her getting the sack.

-[Nathan] Warney! Hey!
-[Warney] Chief!

-How are you going mate?
-[Nathan] Good.

-[Warney] Right good.
-I'm just--

-Dave, how are you mate?
-Hey mate.

Jules.

Looking good.
I'll tell you what,

any time you get sick
of this bloke,

you give me a call all right?

Excuse me.

[Dave] We'll get these
cables unloaded.

Can you check the joiner
finished the utility panels?

[Nathan] Yep.

Hey, you remember
that little Kogarah job

we did a couple of weeks back?

Kogarah, yeah.
What about it?

Well you claimed
for fifteen hours.

What?
Fifteen hours?

That job would've taken
one and a half hours max.

Yeah, I'm not accusing you,
I just, uh--

Yeah, I know
what you're saying.

Decimal point.

I forgot to put
the decimal point.

One point five hours.

-Sorry mate.
-Oh. No worries.

-Should've crossed checked.
-Yeah, no look,

I'll go to the ATM now.
How much do I owe you?

Oh, we'll sort it out
later on.

-[Warney] You sure?
-Yeah.

[Warney] Yeah,
okay sorry mate.

Dill.

[Nathan] Hey, dad the panel's
looking good

and Warne, Warney, can you
take that around the side?

No worries, Chief.

I, uh, asked him
about the invoice.

Honest mistake.

-He'll pay us back.
-[Nathan] Good.

But you can tell mom.

-All right?
-Yeah, yeah.

Nathan Rafter?

Tim.

Tim, how are you?

You're the last person
I expected

to see around here.

What, you're not in the
real estate game anymore?

-Not so much, no.
-Right.

Didn't know you were a sparky
like your old man.

Yeah, no
but I am actually more

into the management side
of things.

-I do--
-Oh, right.

--bookings and schedules
and I organize materials.

And digs the occasional ditch.

-G'day Tim. How are you?
-[Tim] Dave.

Righto well look, um,
I'm in and out all day.

Give us a yell
if you need anything.

No worries.

Friend of yours?

Not really.

[dramatic music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

-Ooh.
-Ooh, good one.

Big storm's on the way.

[Ted] Do you want a cup
of tea?

[Marjorie]
That'd be great, thanks.

[Ted] Who wants a cuppa?

[Dave]
Actually I might hit the hay.

-[Julie] Mm.
-[Rachel] Yeah.

It's only nine o'clock.

Ah, you know what?
I might turn in as well.

I've been feeling a bit
queasy all day so...

I've actually got
a presentation

for work tomorrow.

I've got to check over
my notes

but it was nice
to see you again.

[Sammy] Um, maybe we can
watch TV in our room?

We don't have a TV...
Oh, the new TV.

Let's watch the new one.

-[Sammy] Goodnight.
-Goodnight.

-Goodnight.
-[Ted] Bye.

Night.

Well.

Whoa!

Oh I love storms, don't you?

Well if I'm inside.

It's nights like this
I miss Richard.

We used to curl up
and listen to the rain.

For a while
there were no problems.

I better get going
before this sets in.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Why don't you stay here?

You sure?

What about the others?

Well they're grown-ups.

They'll cope.

[thunder rumbling]

[rain pattering]

[dramatic music playing]

Oh. Sorry.

It's okay.

Good morning, Rachel.

Good morning.

[Ted] And goodbye.

What's going on?

Hi.

Well it got very late,
it stormed,

so Marjorie stayed over.

Of course she did.

So, uh, what...
what do you...

-do you have to go?
-[Marjorie] Oh, afraid so.

I... I'll have you
and Dave over soon.

[Julie] Oh great.
Look forward to it.

[Marjorie] Bye, Julie.

[Ted] I'm sorry about that.

So, Marjorie had to stay over
because it stormed?

Mm...

Oh that...

They could've
just been talking.

Yeah.

-Ew!
-Ew! Okay. Okay.

I think that I speak
for the majority

when I say that when people
reach a certain age

that sex [clears throat]
should become illegal.

Mmm-hmm.
And what age would that be?

Old.

How old?

Old, old.

-Forty.
-Oh. News flash.

I'm pregnant, which means
your father and I--

-No!
-Oh, no, no! Nope, nope.

I also think it should be
illegal for parents

to talk about sex at any age.

Oh, you know I'm extremely
disappointed in you lot.

Ew!

He's my dad, Dave,

and the thought of him
doing that--

Jules, you little hypocrite.

[Julie] Yeah all right
it grossed me out too.

-But in Ben's room?
-What difference does it make

whether it's in Ben's room
or at Marjorie's?

Well it's--

[Ted] For God's sake
nothing happened.

The woman just needed
a bit of comfort,

that's all.

Oh sorry dad it's I-I-I--

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ew!
He calls it "comfort"!

-Guess who?
-Lara Bingle?

[Melissa] Close enough.

What are you doing here?
You sweet on me?

No, uh, actually one
of the doctors

has just finished
his residency

and we're giving him
a send-off.

Oh, come on
I'll introduce you.

Ah, no no no my boss is in.

I've got to look like
I'm working.

[Melissa] Oh sure.

So I take it
that's the guest of honor?

Oh no that's the new guy,
Luke Hanson.

What did you say?

Luke Hanson?

-What did you think I said?
-Nothing.

Tell me.

I thought you said
"cute and handsome".

Right.

-[Luke] Melissa.
-[Melissa] Oh, hi Luke.

I thought you said
you couldn't make it.

[Luke] Yeah I had to set
a new land speed record

for catheter insertions.

[whispers] I just hope they're
in the right patients.

G'day Luke.
I'm Ben.

Hey, uh, you work
at the hospital?

No Ben works here.

Oh.
Great.

Yeah, I like it.

The hours suit me.

Gives me freedom to do stuff.

Lots of stuff.

Heaps of stuff.

Ben really can't stay.
He's got to--

Right, well in that case
it was nice--

No no no, hey Mel,
it's all good.

I can stay and chat.

Ah, so what were you...

what were you about to say,
mate?

I was just going to order
a rum and coke.

Actually make that two.

Thanks Ben.

[Derek]
The lovely Melissa.

-Are you two back together?
-Getting there.

-There you go.
-[Derek] Cheers.

Listen, pop this up
behind the bar somewhere,

will you?

Interested?

Me?
Manager?

Well you don't want to be
a barman all your life,

do you, Ben?

[Dave] Maybe Ben's not
hardwired like other blokes.

Where primal man might
simply ignore a threat,

he faced it head on.

[Luke] There's a club
there called Olympia.

Yeah, yep.
Managed to learn some Greek

while I was over there
as well.

It's amazing
how fast you pick it up.

-It comes in handy.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, uh, my best mate
is Greek.

So if you ever need someone
to speak Greek to,

I'm sure he'd, you know...

Right, great.

-Where's he from?
-Lesbos.

And, uh, I've already done
all the jokes so trust me.

Yeah, Carbo's a great guy.

He and Ben are housemates.

Mel was our housemate too.

-Still is practically.
-[Melissa] Uh, not quite.

Um, but I do spend
a bit of time over there.

Yeah, well that's what you do
when you're dating.

So, uh, when did you go
to Greece?

Oh it was a few
years ago now.

I went over to watch
the Olympics.

Really?
What sports do you like?

Rowing mainly.

Rowing?

Luke came second
in the national title.

Second?

That's not bad.

I have to go to the loo.
Excuse me.

So, uh, how did you manage
to fit in rowing

with all the, uh, medical?

Well I can't really,

that's why
I've given up competition.

Yeah.

Been there.
I had to give up running.

Marathons.

Tell you what,
managing this place is,

-is full on.
-Is that why you're leaving?

What?

Excuse me.

[upbeat music playing]

[singer] ♪ I woke up bright
And early this morning ♪

♪ My little girl
Was not inside ♪

♪ I've been
Looking everywhere ♪

♪ Morning, noon
And daylight ♪

♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ Oh, she's so fine,
You know... ♪

Hey. What is wrong with you?

What do you mean?

Well you've been
staring at us all afternoon.

-It's embarrassing.
-No.

The way you've been throwing
yourself at him,

-that's embarrassing.
-What?

He's a new work colleague.
It's called being friendly.

Yeah, really friendly.

Well, at least I didn't
tell him I was managing

-the hospital.
-Don't change the subject.

No. That is the subject.
You're jealous

and there's no reason for it.

Luke's just a really nice guy.

Oh, so you are interested
in him.

Stop behaving like a child.

You're the one
behaving like a kid, Mel.

Attracted to some guy
just because he can

pull oars quickly.
And he only came second!

-What?
-He's a loser, Mel.

He didn't make it
to the Olympics, did he?

He just had to sit at home

and watch it like
the rest of us.

This is the most
stupid conversation

I have ever had.

Yeah, I've had worse!

If Shane Warne had have
played Zimbabwe and Bangladesh

as often as Murali,

he would've had
a thousand wickets.

A thousand?
No way.

Of course he'd have
a thousand.

Way mate, way.
Jules.

-Take a seat. Have a beer.
-Ah, no thanks.

Um, just so you know,
we'll be eating soon.

-I just ordered some Thai.
-Oh Thai.

Hmm.
Would you like to join us?

Ah, no it's already
been ordered.

-Sammy's just gone to get it.
-No, it's all right.

We can call the restaurant,
order some more.

-What would you like?
-Oh, Pad Thai?

But go easy
on the chili 'cause...

Okay, mate.

Then you ring Sammy
and order it.

Give me a sec.

-That was rude, Jules.
-Yeah. All right.

I'm sorry. I'm just not
in the mood to entertain.

Entertain? I'm not asking you
to cook a ten course meal

for the guy.

Look, I asked him
about the invoice,

it was a mistake.
He's going to pay me back.

Oh, oh, well, that's a...
that's a great way

to run a business.
He gives back what he's stole

-and everything's fine.
-He didn't steal anything.

He just forgot
a decimal point.

Oh, you're not serious.

You just don't believe him
because you've got an agenda.

Then, you don't believe it
because all of a sudden

he's become your best mate.

You're wrong about him,
Jules.

I am not wrong!

I don't like him,
I don't trust him,

I don't like him
knowing our business

and I don't want him
in our house!

I just, ah, just wanted
to make sure

I paid for the meal.

They were out of spring rolls

so I hope curry puffs
are okay.

Sorry. I didn't get
your order in, mate.

No, no, no. It's all right.
The doctor said

I should ease up
on the chili anyway.

I'll see you tomorrow, Dave.
See you, guys.

-[Dave] Yeah, mate.
-See you.

What the hell is wrong
with you?

Bonnie warned me about him.

Please not Bonnie again.

She said that there was
a snake in the grass.

It was someone that we know
and I know she meant him.

All right. Let me...
Let me get this straight.

You were rude to him
because some loon

at your work
reads your palm?

She's not a loon!
And, and everything

that she said
is falling into place.

[Dave]Confrontation with your wife?

Take the primal man's path.

Head out until
she cools down.

Dave?
What's going on?

Don't tell your GP.

Come in.

[laughs]

Come into the men's room.
Eh?

Give you a look around.

Get a load of the goods, mate.

The king of spin.
Fifteen years' worth.

-Right here.
-You sure you've got enough?

Yeah, pff. Look at this.
Shane Warne, 1993,

Cricketer of the Year,

authenticity
certificate attached,

still in its plastic.

But you gotta check this out.
This just arrived yesterday.

Come and have a look at this.

[Dave] The Gatting Ball.

The Gatting Ball.

His first ever ball
in an Ashes series.

From a short run up,
they reckoned he turned

the ball 80 degrees,
80 degrees.

-Ball of the century.
-Ball of the century.

Ha! Got the certificate
right there.

Right. As long as you know
what you're doing.

Hey, hey, hey. There's,
ah, there's no need to worry

about it, mate.
I've been trading online

for years.
I know what I'm doing.

You, ah, you don't want
to buy a Playstation, do you?

[laughs] Just joking, mate.
Don't worry about it.

Come on,
let's finish this food

before it gets too cold.

♪ And I know what it's like ♪

♪ To be rejected
Every night ♪

♪ And I'm sure
It must be easier ♪

♪ For boys from the city ♪

♪ Da, da, da
Da da da ♪

♪ Na na na na na na ♪

Pow!

Mate!

Woo! Mate, I can't believe
you wrote that song.

No. I just co-wrote it.
Steve wrote the chords

and the da da da da da
da da da boom bit.

Yeah, but... Yeah but
it's the lyrics, mate.

-The lyrics make the song.
-Yeah.

You know,
it sums up my whole teens.

I mean, you must've gone
through something

like that as well.
Well, did you?

You know, get rejected?

Oh, come on, mate.
You must've gone through

-something like that.
-[Dave] Well, well--

You can't write
a song like that--

Maybe not in my teens
but maybe my childhood was...

Your childhood?
Why? What happened?

You know, sort of a bit
of foster care.

Foster care?

What happened to your parents?

Don't know.

You're adopted?

Yep.

Mate, I don't believe it.

What?

I'm adopted too.

[dramatic music playing]

-Problem?
-Yes.

I made a complete dick
of myself

in front of the bloke
that was chatting up Melissa.

-Did you belt him?
-No.

Oh, good.
Who is he?

He's a doctor.

Oh, a doctor to a nurse
is like honey to a bee.

What does he look like?

He's okay-looking,
I guess.

Well, what's 'okay looking?
Eh? Johnny Depp?

Brad Pitt?

Halfway in between.

-Is he built?
-He's a rower.

Ah, so, he's good-looking,
aerobically fit,

strong as an ox
and his body.

Look, you're not helping,
mate.

I am. As the old kung fu
saying goes,

"Know your enemy,
know yourself,

and you will not fear
in battle."

Mate, I'm not going
into battle with Luke.

Of course, not.
He's not your enemy.

It's Melissa.

-Mel?
-Yes.

She's the one
you're trying to conquer.

You need to know her up here.

Look, think about it.
Her ex was a soccer player.

This guy's a rower.
So, she likes them sporty.

This guy's also a doctor,
so she likes them smart.

Look, the second half
of the equation is,

"Know yourself."
What are your weaknesses?

For starters,
you're immature.

That's what Mel says.

Well then,
you have to mature up, mate.

Show her
that you have ambition,

that you're serious
about life.

Yeah. Hey, you know,
there's a manager's job

-going at the Boat Club.
-That's it!

-Go for it!
-Yeah.

But concentrate
on your fitness too.

Mel wants a complete package.

[Dave] While Ben broke
all the rules

by deciding to face
the problem straight up,

Warney's stories
and the odd stubby

were bringing up stuff
I'd successfully

-ignored for years.
-And then, eventually

the agency, they um,
they tracked down my real dad.

And?

Oh, he didn't want
a bar of me.

-Oh, sorry about that.
-No, it's all right.

Ancient history.

But the one thing I did
find out was my real name.

The one I was born with.
Stewart Warne.

Best news I ever got.

Here's to you, brother.

So, what about you?

Did you try to track down
your real folks?

No, I didn't want to.

Eh, mate, good on you.

They weren't there
when you needed them.

-Stuff them.
-Yeah.

And stuff yours too.

Hey, you know what I said
before about Jules,

um, it's not just
the pregnancy.

The reason
she doesn't trust you

is she thinks it's your fault
that Chrissy got the sack.

What?
Oh, mate, you know, I...

Look, I feel bad
about what happened

but that had nothing
to do with me.

Yeah. Look, I know. That's
what I keep telling her.

Ah, it's okay.
Really. It's fine.

You know, she's just
sticking up for her mate.

And you've got to admire that.

Mmm-hmm.

-To Jules.
-To Jules.

You know what else
I admire, mate?

-You.
-Oh, come off it.

-No, no, no. Come on.
-Come off it.

Come on. Come on.
No. Serious. Hear me out.

You came through all
that crap.

You got a beautiful wife.

Beautiful house.

Beautiful kids.

I'd kill to be you, mate.

-Hi.
-Jules, come here.

-Oh, no. I've just been sick.
-I don't...

I don't care.
You're still beautiful.

-Oh, you've got beer breath.
-No. Look,

I know you're cranky
that I went to Warney's--

No. No. Alcohol just
makes me feel sick. Okay?

Yeah. Well,
are you still mad at me?

No, I'm not. I'm just...

Actually, I behaved
really badly before,

and I'm sorry.

And it looked like
I fixed everything

-with Warney.
-What?

-I mentioned your concerns.
-Oh, you told him?

No. Look, I just... I just
wanted to clear the air.

Look, there is no way
this guy's ripping us off

and if he ripped off
Barrett's,

he's got nothing
to show for it.

You know what? I really don't
want to fight about this.

Look, I'm not fighting.
I'm just saying that

he's a good bloke who thinks
I'm the luckiest guy

in the world.
And he's right.

I've got everything
he's ever wanted.

-I'm going to throw up.
-Oh. Jules. Jules.

Oh, I can smell it
in your skin.

[Dave] First night
in our whole marriage

that I'd had to sleep
on the couch.

But Jules was sick.

Nothing to get
worked up about.

This is where primal man
kicks in.

Whatever's bugging you,
ignore it,

and you're out like a light.

But why couldn't I sleep?

[singer]♪ And all I would have been ♪

♪ Was lost in time ♪

♪ And all I could
Have been... ♪

Is that Ben?

It can't be.
That dude's exercising.

Ben. Ben. Hey.

Who's chasing you?

I'm just getting fit,
that's all.

From now on, I'm going to be
doing five ks every morning.

Yeah. I give you
until the end of the week.

Come on, Sam.
I'll race you home.

Um, no.
We... We'll catch up.

-With him?
-Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, right.

So, what brought all this on?

I'm just gonna lift my game,
that's all.

Be fitter, more ambitious,
seize the day,

all that.

Melissa's got this ex-champion

"I'm so hot"
rower chasing her.

-Ouch.
-And he's a doctor.

Oh, well, if you want

a running partner,
I'll train with you.

But the whole
medical degree thing,

you'll have to sort out
on your own.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Okay. You're on.

Cool. Well let's catch up
to Nathan.

Oh, no, no, no.
That, that's plenty for me.

-Thanks.
-You're not hungry?

-Mmm-hmm. She's on a diet.
-No. I'm not on a diet,

Nathan.
Diets are self-destructive.

I'm just cutting back a bit,
that's all.

Weird thing
about metabolism.

We come from the same stock,
but no matter how much I eat,

I never put on weight.
Funny, isn't it?

-[Jules laughs]
-[Nathan laughs]

Yeah, it's hilarious.
Giggle. Chuckle.

Guffaw.

-[Sammy] Hi.
-[Dave] Oh, my.

You look like
death warmed up.

I'm just getting fit.

It's a new regime.

-Oh.
-Oh, we'll give it a week.

No, it's great.
He's changing his life.

-In what way?
-In every way.

A head transplant
would be a good start.

Like, he's applying
for the new manager's job

-at work.
-Oh, that is great, darling.

Mmm-hmm.
Show me your job description.

I'll help you
with your application.

Job description?
I know what the job is.

You just tell everyone else
what to do.

Hmm, I think it'll be
a little bit more

to it than that.
Um, have you got

-any bookkeeping experience?
-Nah.

Have you ever dealt
with traders before?

Not directly, no.

Do you know what kind
of pay roll system they use?

I do not.

Do you know
what a spreadsheet is?

Oh, Nathan stop picking
on him.

Of course, he knows
what a spreadsheet is,

don't you?

Oh. Um, Warney, those...

smoke alarms
are battery operated.

Full points, mate.
Sharp eyes.

Yeah. I thought Tim
wanted them all wired-in?

Yeah. But he keeps changing
his mind, mate. You know?

He wants the el cheapo
ones now.

I'll tell you, guys like that,
always cutting corners.

Come on, chop chop.
Back to work.

Hey, Nathan.
How's it going?

-Still on schedule?
-Yeah, absolutely.

-No worries.
-Good. Good.

Hey, um, I was talking
to Mick Dent

last night
from Hampton Lewis.

Your name came up.

-Right?
-Yeah.

They said you were
a smart operator,

showed a lot of promise.

That's very nice of Mick.

So, ah why'd you leave?

I got sacked.

I, um I got caught
in a compromising position

with my wife.

Right.

What?
In the office?

No, in a vendor's house.

Yeah, yeah. I think
that's what Mick said.

Look, to tell you the truth,
there wouldn't be one agent

in the business who hasn't
tried that one.

And you were just unlucky.

Yeah. Well, it was
still my mistake

and, ah, on the scale
of stupid ideas, it was...

-it was up there.
-Still.

Shame to give away
a whole career

just because of one mistake.

Look, ah, if you ever wanna
get back into real estate,

give me a call.

G'day Dave.

What was that about?

Um, I think that he just
offered me a job.

-What?
-Yeah, yeah.

Well, I'm not gonna
take it obviously.

I've got a job.
I've got a great job.

[Dave] I should've been
over the moon for Nathan,

but that nagging feeling
was back.

Why did the thought of him
leaving make me feel like

I've been kicked
in the guts?

[Carbo] Push it.
Come on, come on.

I've got it,
yeah, good, good.

Ah!

Oh, that hurt.

Good, good.
Man, you're doing it right.

You know, you've got
to feel the burn.

It feels like someone's
squeezing my chest

from the inside.

And my heart's going
like the clappers.

-It means you're unfit.
-Yeah, but feel it.

[Carbo] You just need
to work harder, that's all.

Hey, Mel.

Hey, Mel,
how are you doing?

We need to talk.

Yep. Hand.

-Hey?
-Hand, mate.

Sorry.

Melissa, you were right.

I was being immature
and rude.

Yeah, you told him
you ran marathons.

And competitive.

But I apologize
to both of you.

Okay, um, I was expecting
more of a fight.

No.

I was in the wrong.

But I'm going to change.

I want you to be proud of me.

I'm even going for a new job.

-[phone ringing]
-Oh, sorry.

Oh, it's work.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Yeah, sure, what time?

Okay. No...

What?

Seriously?

No, I didn't see it,
but you did not

hear that from me.

Okay.

Okay.
Okay, bye.

So, ah, tell me
about this new job.

Sure. Sure.

So, ah, who was that?

Ah, "cute and handsome",
I think you called him.

Luke?

I thought you said
it was work.

Yeah, I work with Luke,
remember?

Yeah,
but it didn't sound like

you were discussing work.

[Melissa] Well, we were.

Yeah, but you laughed.

He made a joke
about another doctor.

Bickie?

So, ah, what was the joke?

You don't know the doctor.

It wouldn't be funny.

So, ah, why are you
going to meet him later?

He doesn't know many people,

so a group of us
are going out for dinner.

Do you have a problem
with that?

No, no.

[Melissa] Good.

So where are you going?

The Little Sahara
on Church Street.

We're meeting around 7:00.

I'll probably start with
the, ah, smoked eggplant,

maybe get some garlic bread.
Tomato salad.

The marinated veal
will be my main.

I'll have some
baklava for dessert

and, ah, if that
all goes well,

we'll probably go to a hotel

and bonk each other stupid.

Which hotel?

Mel.
Mel, I was, I was kidding.

No, you weren't kidding.
You're as possessive

and as juvenile as ever.

Just grow up.

Ooh!

[Dave] All right, boys,
let's clean it all up.

Warney, could you help me
give this place a once over?

Well, you want me to hold
your hand, mate?

Yeah, I don't trust myself.

Lost my favorite crimper
last week.

Oh, no, the Cabac?

-[Dave] Yep.
-That's going to hurt.

-They cost.
-[Dave] Yeah, too right.

Ouch.

-Hey, Nathan?
-Yeah?

What's going on
with these smoke alarms?

-They're not what I ordered.
-They're not?

No, well you're charging me
for hardwired smoke alarms

and there's battery operated
all through the place.

Right, oh, Tim.
I'm, I'm so sorry.

Warney...

um, there must've been
a miscommunication.

Mate, it's not just dodgy,
it's illegal.

All new places have to have
hardwired smoke alarms.

You should know that.

You're right, I should've.
Um, okay,

well, we will
come back tomorrow

and we'll install
the right ones.

-Good.
-And I'll redo the invoice,

make sure you'll get them
at cost.

Okay, thanks.
I appreciate that.

Hey, um, look, I was serious
about that job offer.

I just had a junior agent

-quit on me.
-Mmm-hmm.

And, ah, need someone
immediately.

Right, okay, well,

yeah, I'll, I'll definitely
think about it.

-Righto.
-Mmm-hmm.

-Don't take too long.
-Okay.

Warney. What kind of crap
are you trying to pull?

-What are you talking about?
-Well, you, you installed

the wrong alarms
and we've overcharged him.

Oh, yeah, but he kept changing
his mind all the time.

Probably got
our wires crossed.

You get it?
Mate, don't worry about it.

We'll swap them over first
thing tomorrow morning, okay?

Don't worry about it.

Hey, Dave,
you're lucky you had me.

You left this on top
of the fuse box.

[Dave] Must be getting old.
Thanks, mate.

[Warney] Yeah you got into it
the other night.

You should've heard him.
Hey? All over the place.

Getting that twinkle
in his eye again.

Hey? Get onto
that song mate.

Tell you,
you'll make millions.

-See you, boys.
-What's the matter with you?

You haven't said boo
since we knocked off.

Mum was right.

What are you talking about?

Warney.

He charged for hardwired
smoke alarms,

but he gave them
battery ones.

Look, just hang on a minute,
Nathan. Come on.

He is a liability.

Okay?
He is a liability.

We can't trust him.
You have to get rid of him.

So you're saying
he deliberately installed

-the wrong alarms?
-Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Have a look.

Dad, he came this close
to blowing your reputation

and any trust
that Tim has in me.

Tim brought up
the job again.

And he really wants me
to do it.

And Dad, it's flattering.

I thought you didn't want
to work for Tim.

Well, I don't know.

I'm not going to make
a decision

before I talk to you.

[Dave] Blokes don't face
problems until they have to.

And I was going to have to.

Dave, mate.

Come in.
Just in time.

Look, I know about
the smoke alarms.

Uh, yeah, well,
I, I explained to Nathan.

Well, good, now you can
explain it to me.

Yeah, sure come in.

Oh, mate, look, it was just
an honest mistake.

I thought he meant
battery operated.

-All of them?
-Yeah.

You know that's against
the code

and you were going to charge
him for the good ones.

Yeah but, you know,
what I'm like.

I'm hopeless with invoices.
Okay.

All right, okay,
I screwed up, sorry.

It won't happen again.
I swear.

I know.

It won't.

Oh, come on, Dave.
Give me a break.

It's not like
you're paying for it.

-Tim's footing the bill.
-What?

Mate, blokes like that,

they've got more money
than sense.

So it's all right
to rip them off?

No, no, no, I'm not
saying that. It's just...

No, look, look I can't
believe I'm hearing this.

Dave, no, come on, Dave,

Dave, come on,
Dave, come on, hey.

Mate, we're adopted.
You understand.

-This is my crimper.
-Yeah, Dave,

I got it out of the van.
I was going to put it

-back in the toolbox.
-No, no, no, look,

you were going to sell it
to pay for all this crap.

-I was not.
-What else have you got here

-that's stolen?
-[Warney] Mate...

Is this, ah,
is this Barrett's?

Or is this mine?
Hey?

-[Dave] Jules?
-Yep.

-You okay?
-Oh, no, I feel awful.

Sorry I'll, look, I'll,
I'll talk to you later.

No, no, hey, hey,
are you okay?

I had to sack Warney.

You were right.
He's been ripping us off.

-Oh.
-I feel like such an idiot.

-Well, you're not.
-I'll apologize to Chrissy.

I'll call Barrett
in the morning

and see if he'll give her
job back.

I can't believe
Bonnie the bagel lady

-was on the money.
-Ah,

so you do think there's
something in it then?

No.

But, ah, next time
you see her,

ask about next week's
lotto numbers.

You're not ready
for the mirror yet, mate.

It'll drive you nuts.
You won't see

any difference
for a couple of weeks.

Yeah. Mel might not be
in the picture

-in a couple of weeks.
-Look,

why is it always
the blokes who have to change

and never the women?

It's all right
for them to say,

"You need to drink less,
you need to be more romantic."

But say to them,
"You need a boob job,"

and they hit the roof.

Yeah, but Mel's got
great boobs.

Yes, she does.
I'm just using that

as an example
to make the point.

Mel, as great as she is,
she's not perfect.

I like Mel the way she is,

but all the stuff she said
about me,

well, that's, that's true.

Look, it sounds to me

you've got a little
self-esteem problem.

That's bull.

[Dave] Ben shouldn't have
ignored the warning signs.

His body was telling him
something.

Ah!

[singer] ♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ So fine ♪

Ready to go?

Ah, actually,
I'm not feeling too...

Oh come on.
It's only day two.

Besides what would
Nathan say?

-Okay, let's go.
-[singer] ♪ She's so fine ♪

-♪ She's so fine ♪
-[Sammy] Come on.

Sprint for the next hundred.

Come on!

[singer] ♪ Yeah
She's so fine ♪

♪ You know I wish
She was mine ♪

♪ And that's all ♪

Sammy, wait.

Aah!

Just...

-[phone ringing]
-[Melissa] Yep.

Oh!

-Problem?
-Ah, no, it can wait.

Melissa!

It's Ben. Call me.

I'm really sick.

Come on, slacker.

-Ben, are you all right?
-No, I'm not!

[Luke] So to put it simply,

your heart was beating
so fast

that it couldn't pump
enough blood to your brain

and that's why you fainted.

Was it just because
of the exercise?

That triggered it
but the condition

was probably
already there.

-Usually in these...
-Ben?

-What happened?
-[Ben] I'm okay.

I just, I fainted.

Well, well why didn't
someone call us sooner?

I wanted to but he, he...

[Ben] Well I didn't
want to worry you

in case it was nothing.

Look, if it was just about
being unfit,

Nathan would've had
a field day

but luckily
I've got something.

-What've you got?
-[Luke] He has an arrhythmia,

which is an abnormal
heartbeat.

A heart problem?

It's too soon
to say exactly.

We'll need to monitor him
for a bit longer

and we'll see
how that goes.

Also I'd like to get
a complete family history.

-Why?
-Well, it might be genetic.

So, so all the kids
could have it?

[Luke] We won't know anything
until we've had

the whole family tested
but, I mean, look,

Ben should be fine.
He's recovered quickly

and that's usually
a good sign.

See?
I'm okay.

You should've called
hours ago.

Oh.
I called Mel.

Is he gonna be
all right to go home?

Let's discuss that after
we've run a few more tests.

Ben, have you got
any questions?

Yeah.

Did you know
that I called you?

-[phone ringing]
-Um, I have to go.

Excuse me.

[Dave] Well, I guess
sometimes women

do avoid
the hard questions.

So have you got everything?

I think so.
What about that stuff

-we have to read?
-[Dave] Yeah, got it.

Sorry. Emergency.
They needed me out there.

Course they did.

We've got to go now anyway.

Ah, well, we'll, we'll just,
um, wait outside.

Ben, I'm sorry.
You've got

every right
to be angry with me.

I felt like I was having
a heart attack.

I thought I might die

and the first person I called

was the girl that I love
and what did you do?

You, you passed me off
to the message bank.

I know.
I, I'm sorry.

I can make it up to you.
I just...

What do you want me to do?

You know,
that's the first time

you've ever asked me that.

What do you mean?

Asking what you can do
for me.

It's, it's always been
the other way around.

You set the rules

and I'm the one
who's had to prove myself.

I've never asked you
to prove yourself, Mel.

Ben, it's...

I'd do anything for you.

And I mean anything
but I don't...

I don't think you'd do
the same for me.

[Dave] Blokes only
tackle problems

when the answer is clear.

And one answer was suddenly
staring me in the face.

Hey.
I just saw Ben.

I can't believe it.
Is he going to be okay?

Yeah, yeah,
I think so but, ah,

-we all need to be tested.
-What've we got?

Probably nothing but you
should probably read this.

Dad, what's this?

Oh, you know, the business
has been going well.

A lot of that's
because of you.

We make a good team.

Who would've thought?

I'd be very proud if you came
onboard as a partner.

Dad...

[Dave] But I think you should
take up Tim's job offer.

I can't.
Not now that Warney's gone.

I can't leave you in the lurch
and there'll be other jobs.

Nathan, you're a good bloke
but don't be a git.

I mean, I always said that
this job was a stop-gap

until you found something
back in real estate.

Give Tim a call and tell him
you can start tomorrow.

Are you sure?

I'll manage.

-Thank you.
-Okay.

Well, that was
the Nathan issue settled.

But there it was again.

That nagging feeling.

Too hard to ignore.

Have you forgotten
how it works?

Hmm?
Hmm, no.

-I was thinking about Bonnie.
-Mmm-hmm.

No, no, hear me out.

She predicted heartache.

She must've meant Ben.

-Jules...
-Well, no, come on.

She was right about Chrissy.
And Warney.

It only happened
after the event.

And if Bonnie
had said nothing,

Chrissy would still
have lost her job,

I would still
have fired Warney

and Ben would still
have ended up

in hospital.

She can't help us
plan our lives.

We just have to deal

with things
as they come along.

How dare you dazzle me
with logic.

Let's just hope this next one
doesn't have a dodgy ticker.

Hmm?

Well, in the words
of a very wise man,

we can only deal with things
as they come along.

Must be from my side
of the family.

Oh, hey, mum, died of
a heart attack, remember?

Yeah, but we'll never know
for sure, will we?

Well, we could
find out for sure.

Track down your parents.

Oh, come on,
what's the harm in trying?

No, I don't want
to see them, Jules.

They gave up on me
just like everyone else.

Excuse me?
Who's everyone else?

I've been here for 26 years.

[Dave] I mean everyone,
like, you know,

Warney betrays me,
Nathan quits on me,

Ben nearly dies on me...

Well, Ben, couldn't help it,

Nathan didn't quit on you

and Warney's a...

Warney.

It's not a reflection on you.

Come on, look, what, what,
what's the harm in trying?

No.
I just hope they're dead.

Dave.

All right,
well, maybe not dead

but in a rest home,
eating bad food.

There's no excuses
for what they did.

No, maybe not.

But you're hurting
and they're the cause

and, and when I'm hurting,
I, I want to fix it.

Don't dazzle me with logic.

[knocks on door]

What were you looking at?

-Nothing.
-Admit it.

You were looking at porn.

Very funny.

This is for you.

[Rachel]
Well, that is tragic,

but it's going on my wall.

So is yours.
Thanks for the nice surprise.

Just a shame I can't use it.

I know.

You're okay about everything
with Nathan, right?

[Warney] Dave.

Want me to get
the shotgun?

No, it's all right.
I'll see you inside.

Yeah.

-What do you want?
-No I, I've come to apologize.

-No, just forget it.
-[Warney] Just hear me out.

Please, just hear me out,
okay?

I want to make it
up to you, okay?

It's the Gatting Ball.

Okay, now, you know,
what this means.

It comes with
the certificate.

-It's, it's the real deal.
-Look I don't want that.

Dave, this way
we can be square.

We'll never be square.

-Mate...
-[Dave] Don't, mate.

Chrissy lost her job,
I defended you,

I trusted you, and you
stabbed me in the back.

-End of story.
-I'm sorry. I've never been

very good with this kind
of stuff 'cause it's always

just been me looking out
for myself

because no one else
ever would, okay?

Even when I was
a little kid.

Don't keep blaming
everyone else.

Dave I, I know.
I'm, I'm sorry, mate,

but look please,
please take this.

I want to make it up to you.
Please tell me

-what I've got to do.
-Nothing.

You've done enough.

[singer]♪ We touch the sky ♪

♪ We hold our hearts ♪

♪ The kiss of death ♪

-♪ We keep our wits ♪
-Porridge?

-Seriously?
-What?

Are we living in
an Irish bog suddenly?

-[Julie] No.
-Oh, Ben's the one

with the wonky heart.
I don't see why

-we all have to suffer.
-Ah, we can revisit

the situation after
we've all had our tests.

And until then,

it's a bacon and egg
free zone.

Ah, I just remembered
I promised I'd have breakfast

-with Carbo.
-Sit down.

-Mum...
-This is your breakfast.

If you ate this every day,
you'd live longer.

If I ate this every day,
I wouldn't want to.

[Sammy] Morning.

No.

-What's this?
-Porridge.

As in Goldilocks
and the Three Bears, porridge?

Oh, what? You've never
had porridge?

Oh it's too hot.

-Oh, mine's too cold.
-Mine just sucks.

-Oh, ha-ha.
-[Dave whistling]

-Why are you so happy?
-He hasn't had his breakfast.

Well, I think I might've
found someone

to replace Nathan.

Oh, that was quick.

Well, who's the new guy?

Oh, that's great.

Oh, why didn't I
think of that?

That's a great idea.

[Dave] The unwritten law
of blokehood

only helps for a while.

Eventually you have
to man up,

face the problem
you don't have

the answers for.

[indistinct chatter]

[Dave] Now I knew

what that nagging
feeling was,

what was missing.

Time to face the past.

Find the answers.

Blokes,

our own worst enemy.

[singer]♪ And all I could have been ♪

♪ And all I would have been ♪

♪ Was lost in time ♪

[mellow music playing]

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