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Keys, keys, keys!
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There they are. Thank you.
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All right, so you'll give them
to me when you're ready.
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Here's a question. Did
I just take a shower?
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What? You were just in there.
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I was... I was fully clothed,
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and then I don't remember,
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and then, fully clothed
with, like, dripping.
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Are you okay?
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I'm just so exhausted.
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I got this bruise on my
thigh. I don't understand.
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Mm-mm. So what you're saying is
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you're not able to go to
disco night at my office.
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Oh, you know what, sweetie?
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Have you not read a
paper in the last 20 years?
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You know, disco is dead.
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That's incorrect. It was
dead. Now it's back.
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It's having a whole retro thing.
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I'm aware of that. I'm saying
the retro thing. Dead already.
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No, it's not. Come on,
come on, dance with me.
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What is that?
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Don't you remember
John Travolta, the movie?
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Come on, you remember
with the... come on!
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I don't know... Dance with me.
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I don't dance. That's
because you don't dance.
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If you dance, then you dance,
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but you don't dance,
so you don't dance.
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Say dance one more
time, we get a free hat.
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That's quite an
arm on that little girl.
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If you'd just dance with me,
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I'd quit hounding you.
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Ow! My lungs hurt. Can that be?
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Hey, there.
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Ho, there. Hi, Nat.
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There he is. Hey there,
Murray Callander, queen of pies.
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Hey they, Murray Lou Retton.
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Sweetie, you find the keys?
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Honey?
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Paul! Paul!
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I'm up! I'm up!
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Oh, my god. Did you just
fall asleep on the floor?
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So, what is that, a bad thing?
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You poor thing.
You're exhausted.
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This is what I'm saying.
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What are you, you caught the
insomnia bug there, Mr. Buchman?
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No. It's the weirdest thing.
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I fall asleep. I'm sleeping,
but then I wake up.
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I'm so tired.
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Huh... You know you
could have, you could have,
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a touch of the Apnea.
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What's that?
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The apnea.
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Sleep apnea?
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Yeah. It's when you stop
breathing in your sleep
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for very short little
periods of time.
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Jeez, it makes for
a very restless night.
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I know this 'cause my
mammy was afflicted.
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Poor thing, she used to wake up
in the wee hours of the morning,
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snorting like a sea lion.
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Really?
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So sorry.
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Ahh! You know
what we did, though?
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We took her to a sleep clinic.
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They had her
spend the night there.
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They ran a battery of tests.
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They fixed her right up.
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You think I got the apnea?
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I'm sure you're fine.
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And if it'll make you feel better,
we'll take you to a sleep clinic.
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Really? Get you all rested up
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and ready for disco night.
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Can't wait.
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Ever see that movie
there, Nat? With the...
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Oh, sure. Yeah.
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Mr. Buchman, you mind if I pick
your brain there for a second?
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Metaphorically speaking,
of course. Sure, go ahead.
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It's about a girl.
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Really?
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Yeah. Why?
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No, I just... no, no,
go ahead, go ahead.
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Go ahead.
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It's somebody that you
know quite well, actually.
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It's someone to whom I've formed
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quite a little attachment.
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Oh, oh, oh, Nat, Nat, all right.
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Let me see if I can explain
this to you gently, but thoroughly.
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Mrs. Buchman and
I are married. Okay?
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Oh, no, no, gee, Mr. Buchman,
no! Come on, please!
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Jeez, I'm talking
about your baby-sitter.
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Oh, Arley?
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Arley, yes, yes. I kinda,
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I just think she's sweeter
than a gooseberry pie.
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Yeah, she's a
gooseberry. She is.
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Thing is, I'm in a state
here, Mr. Buchman.
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I can't stop thinking about her.
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It's affecting my work.
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That's no good.
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Just yesterday, I'm
out walking Murray,
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I accidentally, I left
one of his offerings
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right there in front
of Bagel Nosh.
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Listen, don't blame yourself.
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Listen, even Willie Mays
couldn't catch them all.
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The thing is, Arley,
she's not like the girls
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that I'm used to courting there.
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I see. What type of girls are
you used to courting there, Nat?
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Well, debutantes mostly.
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Debutantes?
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Mostly, yeah.
Debutantes, socialites.
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The dogs I walk, they tend to,
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they tend to travel in some
pretty heady social circles.
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Sure. Probably poopin'
in front of the Ritz.
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The thing is these women,
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they ask me out.
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You know, they take
me places. I'm busy.
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I'm along for the
ride, you know.
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I don't know, I think
I'm like, spoiled.
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I think I've become
complacent with it.
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It's like I'm a girl
toy, if you will.
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You're a girl toy?
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If you will, yeah, you know, uh,
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the thing with Arley, though is,
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with her, I'd have
to do the asking.
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I'm just... I'm as scared as a
chihuahua on Christmas morning here.
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Point is, I'm scared.
You're scared?
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It's a very frightening thing. I
remember very, very clearly
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asking Judy Findler to the
sixth-grade square dance.
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But you know what?
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You did it anyway.
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Did it anyway. I sucked it up
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and I walked over
to her at lunch, and I,
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and I asked her like a man
and you know what happened?
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She said yes.
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No, she said "no." She scoffed.
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She mocked me. She mocked
me, and she told her friends,
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and her friends mocked me.
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They did a whole skit
about it at talent night.
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It was... well into high school
before people stopped mocking me
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about walking
over to Judy Findler.
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Oy. Yeah.
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So if you don't want
to ask a woman out,
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just don't, because they'll
kill you, these people.
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They're killers. You
just, you know, lay back.
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Let her come to you.
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So you're saying I should stay.
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Just stay. Stay.
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Stay. Stay.
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That's good. Good, Nat.
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Because I'll tell
you, sometimes,
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sometimes doing nothing is
the most anything a man can do.
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You're like a wise old tree.
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I get that a lot.
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Ira, are you coming to bed?
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Just a second, baby.
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First, we are going to do
a little mirror adjustment.
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Figure we'd at least try
something new, you know.
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Take a little peek at ourselves.
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Okay, Barbara, I'm thinking of
a number between 1 and 100.
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Seven.
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That's it!
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Oh!
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Oh, my god!
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What's wrong?
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I look like that?
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It was the most
horrifying thing I ever saw.
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You having sex.
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Yes.
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It was like watching
a sick walrus
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trying to climb over a rock.
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Ira, you're so
far from a walrus.
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I am all flanks and pale skin.
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I'm telling you, I have no ass.
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All right?
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It's like, at some
point my back,
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it just kinda... it becomes
the top of my legs.
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I should never be naked.
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And when I am, I
should lie perfectly still.
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What's the matter with you?
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I think I got the apnea.
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The sleep apnea?
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Yeah, yeah. I go to sleep, I
wake up, I just don't feel like...
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What are you doing,
throwing out books?
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Yeah, dirty books.
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Why?
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I told you I am done with sex
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and everything
having to do with it.
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You're not done with sex.
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Paulie, I am so done
with sex, you have no idea.
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You just started.
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I'm done with it.
You're not done.
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Would you stop
telling me I'm not done!
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Listen, nobody looks
good having sex.
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What, are you crazy? Women,
they look great having sex.
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Okay, but only them.
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I mean... what, you're
throwing out videotapes?
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Yeah, filthy videos.
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I see, because you're
done with sex. That's right.
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Hey, hey, hey, That's
a copy of Buchman.
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Yeah, I know. I taped over it.
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Let me ask you a question. What?
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How much time of your
life do you think you spend
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actually having sex?
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I don't know. Maybe
10% of the time.
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Okay. And what about
thinking about sex?
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Uh, 40%.
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Okay, and then angling for sex?
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Paulie, what are
you saying to me?
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I'm saying without
sex, what are you?
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You're a guy in an
empty apartment.
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What is that?
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3%.
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You can't cut sex
out of your life.
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Without sex, what are you
going to do with your time?
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I don't know. Chess?
Bonsai gardening?
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Bonsai... okay, what
do you do with this?
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What do you think?
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Hey, Arley. Hey, Jamie.
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How's my little girl?
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Very chatty today.
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Hi.
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Jamie, can I ask you a question?
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Sure. It's about Nat.
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Oh, the answer is yes.
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What? He always
wears the jacket.
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No, no, no, that's
not what I meant.
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What I want to say,
how should I put this?
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Do you think Nat
is, um, eccentric?
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What do you mean, eccentric?
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Well, not eccentric like he thinks
he's a carton of orange juice.
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Not that kind of eccentric.
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No, but eccentric like
the guy who does think
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he's a carton of orange juice,
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Nat would buy him lunch.
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He's exactly that
kind of eccentric.
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And that's a good
kind of eccentric.
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Very good. So, I'm not
crazy for liking him, right?
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Do you mean liking
him, liking him? Yeah.
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Oh, my god, no!
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Oh, Nat's the sweetest guy in
the world. This is great news.
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So good. So, I'm just
going to seduce him.
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Whoa, what?
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Well, I mean not just
yet. I mean eventually.
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I'll ask him out to dinner.
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No, no, Arley, Arley,
Nat's shy. Very shy.
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No, no, Arley,
don't ask. Don't ask.
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So, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, well, I'll be gentle.
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I'm sure you would, but, Arley,
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think of Nat, sort
of like a stray dog.
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Okay.
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If you rush him, he'll run away.
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I see.
252
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But if you stand at a
safe, comfortable distance,
253
00:09:32,128 --> 00:09:34,645
maybe with your hand
extended just a little bit,
254
00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:37,679
offering your face
for him to smell.
255
00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,540
He'll come running right at you.
256
00:09:40,678 --> 00:09:42,299
This is a metaphor, right?
257
00:09:42,437 --> 00:09:43,884
Well... No. Yeah, yeah.
258
00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,399
All right, Mr. Buchman,
259
00:09:55,537 --> 00:09:59,502
now, I'll be watching and
recording you on that video camera,
260
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,053
so why don't you just lie
back and get some sleep?
261
00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,638
Okay, I will try.
262
00:10:05,776 --> 00:10:07,407
I gotta say, I've never
had this much space.
263
00:10:07,431 --> 00:10:08,638
I usually have a wife.
264
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:09,982
Well,
265
00:10:11,326 --> 00:10:13,430
we have something for you.
266
00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:20,600
Meet Betsy.
267
00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:21,944
What do you mean Betsy?
268
00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:24,117
Or Bob.
269
00:10:25,978 --> 00:10:28,667
Depending on
your... orientation.
270
00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:39,148
Let's say Betsy.
271
00:10:39,286 --> 00:10:41,251
You know, I know
it's not very scientific,
272
00:10:41,389 --> 00:10:43,871
but, um, we find
it does the trick.
273
00:10:44,008 --> 00:10:45,008
I bet it does.
274
00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:47,112
Yes, she's helped me
275
00:10:47,249 --> 00:10:49,525
through some pretty tough times.
276
00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,490
I recall a drizzly Halloween
night just a few months...
277
00:10:53,628 --> 00:10:54,628
You know what, doc,
278
00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:57,799
I don't need all the details.
279
00:10:57,936 --> 00:10:59,316
Oh, all righty.
280
00:10:59,453 --> 00:11:02,281
Well, you should get some sleep.
281
00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:03,832
Yes.
282
00:11:06,072 --> 00:11:07,280
Good night, Mr. Buchman.
283
00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:09,142
Good night to you, doctor.
284
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,141
Good night, Betsy.
285
00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:19,862
Betsy, Betsy says goodnight.
286
00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:30,206
Don't take this
personally, Betsy, but,
287
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,928
he's a big nut job,
your little doctor friend.
288
00:11:34,239 --> 00:11:35,594
I'd like to know what
kind of medical school
289
00:11:35,618 --> 00:11:37,169
waved him on through.
290
00:11:54,992 --> 00:11:56,200
You know what? Come here, you.
291
00:12:10,748 --> 00:12:13,850
You see, I'm
sleeping like a baby.
292
00:12:13,988 --> 00:12:15,334
You both look very peaceful.
293
00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:17,987
Right. Which is why
the doctor suspects
294
00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:20,263
that you may be the
one with the apnea.
295
00:12:20,401 --> 00:12:22,159
Sleep apnea, not "the" apnea.
296
00:12:22,297 --> 00:12:25,227
All right, whatever. My, not
sleeping may well be because of you.
297
00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:27,203
The plague. The black
death. I understand. Okay.
298
00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:29,100
All right, it's apnea. You
don't say "the" apnea.
299
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,399
So it's apnea, but
your restless sleep
300
00:12:31,537 --> 00:12:32,984
may be giving me restless sleep,
301
00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:34,408
which is why I think we
should really check it out.
302
00:12:34,432 --> 00:12:35,914
I'm fine.
303
00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:37,431
Why don't we let
the doctor decide?
304
00:12:37,569 --> 00:12:39,982
Same doctors who put you
in bed with a wooden doll?
305
00:12:40,121 --> 00:12:43,120
Foam. Foam. All right?
Betsy is made of foam.
306
00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:45,120
Who?
307
00:12:45,258 --> 00:12:46,740
Be... doesn't matter, but...
308
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,480
Just, I think you should go.
309
00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:51,463
Fine. I will go to the clinic.
310
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:53,187
Thank you.
311
00:12:53,325 --> 00:12:54,876
Why would you say
she looks wooden?
312
00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:14,147
Man, I wish I was having sex.
313
00:13:20,077 --> 00:13:21,801
What do you bring
to a sleep clinic?
314
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,041
Just the bags under your eyes.
315
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,524
I don't have bags under my eyes.
316
00:13:26,662 --> 00:13:27,938
Then you can pack light.
317
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,420
Okay if I get a dove bar?
318
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,678
Sure. Please, help yourself.
319
00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,079
Our dove bars
are your dove bars.
320
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,660
I got it. Ow, now I
think I hurt my coccyx.
321
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,142
Oh-oh. Hey, Nat.
322
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,659
Hey, there. Ho, there.
323
00:13:39,797 --> 00:13:41,831
Hi, Nat. Could you just
excuse me one second?
324
00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,176
Sure.
325
00:13:43,314 --> 00:13:44,520
Nat's here!
326
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,864
Listen, just remember,
327
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,588
be loose, be cool, be Nat.
328
00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:53,690
Roger and Wilko.
329
00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:57,000
Just remember, deep inside,
every woman is a debutante.
330
00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:59,724
You know, sit down.
Let her come to you.
331
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:02,137
Absolutely, and ya betcha.
332
00:14:03,516 --> 00:14:05,309
Just remember, stay.
333
00:14:05,447 --> 00:14:07,102
Stay. Stay.
334
00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:09,273
Remember, let him
come to you. Got it.
335
00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:44,059
Well. Okay.
336
00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:45,162
Tick-tock. We should go.
337
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,580
Sleepy sleepy.
Have fun, you two.
338
00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:48,161
Have fun. No
pressure, but have fun.
339
00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:04,743
This may sound strange,
but you look good.
340
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:09,018
I would so much
rather be at disco night.
341
00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:10,466
It'll be all right.
342
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,637
What, are you
kidding me? I'm sorry.
343
00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:20,754
I thought it would
help you get to sleep.
344
00:15:20,808 --> 00:15:22,188
I don't need help
getting to sleep,
345
00:15:22,325 --> 00:15:23,774
which is why I don't
need to be here.
346
00:15:23,912 --> 00:15:26,072
All right, come on, it's
just for one night, all right?
347
00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:27,187
Can I have the dummy?
348
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,323
What do you need her for?
349
00:15:32,289 --> 00:15:33,736
'Cause I want it.
350
00:15:37,184 --> 00:15:38,464
First of all, her name is Betsy.
351
00:15:40,184 --> 00:15:41,704
Is there something
you want to tell me?
352
00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:43,045
Just... here.
353
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:13,694
Well, gesundheit and
god bless you there.
354
00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:16,658
If I may.
355
00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:17,968
Thank you.
356
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,001
Well, I guess I'm
about done here.
357
00:16:27,242 --> 00:16:29,966
I'm, uh... I'm gonna get going.
358
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:31,345
Okay.
359
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:33,999
Just, uh, gonna head
on back to my place
360
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:38,550
and, uh, I'm gonna,
I'm just gonna lay low.
361
00:16:40,412 --> 00:16:43,514
And I'll just be here letting
things happen when they happen.
362
00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:44,927
If they should happen.
363
00:16:47,651 --> 00:16:48,995
Okay, then, well, um,
364
00:16:49,892 --> 00:16:50,932
well, I'll see you around.
365
00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,030
Bye, Nat.
366
00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:54,202
Bye-bye.
367
00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:04,429
You know what I think, Arley?
368
00:17:04,475 --> 00:17:06,175
I think you're sweeter
than a gooseberry pie.
369
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,347
And I know I'm not
supposed to say that,
370
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:08,853
but I feel it's my
duty to say that,
371
00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:10,863
'cause if I should die tomorrow,
I think you should know
372
00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:13,060
that I think you're sweeter
than a gooseberry pie.
373
00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,128
That's so sweet.
374
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:20,058
It's very sweet, but I think
that you're sweeter, even.
375
00:17:20,196 --> 00:17:22,402
No, I meant what you said.
376
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,333
Well, I meant what I said.
377
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,711
No, I know. I... thank you.
378
00:17:27,849 --> 00:17:30,263
Well, you know, you deserve it.
379
00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:33,641
Okay. Well, I'm free to die now.
380
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:37,606
Well, I'll see you around.
381
00:17:37,744 --> 00:17:38,744
Nat, wait!
382
00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:39,846
Coming back.
383
00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:43,949
Maybe you could
stay a little longer
384
00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:46,362
and we could go out for a
little dinner or something.
385
00:17:48,879 --> 00:17:50,096
I can maybe... I
can maybe, I could.
386
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,292
I can maybe... I can
maybe... maybe I could.
387
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,395
I can stay.
388
00:18:00,807 --> 00:18:01,979
So, how'd it go?
389
00:18:02,118 --> 00:18:03,772
Just perfectly fine.
390
00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:08,702
Help me! All right, all right.
391
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,666
Ow! I could have done that.
392
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,355
Oh, I'm sorry.
393
00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:18,941
Well...
394
00:18:19,079 --> 00:18:22,182
I think we found the source of
your sleeping trouble, Mr. Buchman.
395
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,388
Is it the apnea?
Tell me the truth.
396
00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:26,043
No, not quite.
397
00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:27,526
See? Told you so.
398
00:18:27,663 --> 00:18:29,904
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you, nuts?
399
00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:32,421
I'm sorry.
400
00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:35,558
Mrs. Buchman.
401
00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:38,799
If you'll watch the tape.
402
00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:41,660
I think you'll understand.
403
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,866
Now, this is about
2:00 in the morning
404
00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:47,624
when you're deep into REM sleep.
405
00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:49,141
Seems normal.
406
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:51,589
Uh-huh, but watch
what happens next.
407
00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:52,727
A little rustling.
408
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,313
Everybody rustles sometimes.
409
00:18:54,451 --> 00:18:58,139
Notice as her sleep
becomes a bit more agitated.
410
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,965
Oh my god! Mental agitation!
411
00:19:02,104 --> 00:19:03,138
What am I doing?
412
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:06,310
Oh! What is that?
413
00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:07,517
Kidney punch.
414
00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:13,929
Look at this. Why
would you do that?
415
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,515
I don't remember.
416
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,180
What's the matter with you?
417
00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:22,478
Open hand to the head.
418
00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:30,718
And, the cranial love tap.
419
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,786
Now, needless to say,
420
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,958
we believe, we've found your
husband's sleeping problem.
421
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:38,544
Is that what's happening to me?
422
00:19:38,681 --> 00:19:41,716
Well, you've taken
something of a pounding. Yes.
423
00:19:41,854 --> 00:19:43,071
I'm sorry. I can't accept this.
424
00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:44,302
This is an aberration.
425
00:19:44,439 --> 00:19:46,025
I would never do
anything to hurt Paul.
426
00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:51,058
Mr. Buchman, have you had any
unexplained bruises or body aches recently?
427
00:19:52,403 --> 00:19:53,403
Yes!
428
00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:55,575
I think this explains why.
429
00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:59,263
Why? Why would you do...
why? Why would she do that?
430
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:02,538
You can't be saying that I
would do the same thing to Paul
431
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:03,849
that I did to that dummy.
432
00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:04,986
Betsy. Betsy!
433
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,124
Her name is Betsy.
434
00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:08,330
My god! For god's sake.
435
00:20:39,461 --> 00:20:41,358
Oh, you want to dance.
436
00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:43,460
All right, you want to dance?
437
00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:45,529
All right, all
right, let's dance.
438
00:20:55,561 --> 00:20:56,768
Well, that's enough.
439
00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:09,179
Yeah, doc, so the
reason I'm here is because
440
00:21:09,316 --> 00:21:11,558
I just... I have not been
sleeping well lately.
441
00:21:11,695 --> 00:21:14,075
In fact, I think I
have the apnea.
442
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,728
It's called sleep apnea.
443
00:21:17,866 --> 00:21:19,176
Yeah, right, whatever.
444
00:21:19,314 --> 00:21:20,452
Where's the doll?
445
00:21:27,623 --> 00:21:29,485
Well, it's, uh, here.
446
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:32,829
Thank you. Here we go.
447
00:21:32,966 --> 00:21:34,173
Yeah. Her name is...
448
00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:35,621
Betsy, Betsy, I know.
449
00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:38,345
Now remember, we'll be...
450
00:21:38,483 --> 00:21:39,523
Taping me with the camera.
451
00:21:39,585 --> 00:21:41,344
Can I get a copy of that?
452
00:21:43,722 --> 00:21:44,757
Yes.
453
00:21:45,481 --> 00:21:46,790
Thank you.
454
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,480
Well... good night.
455
00:21:51,618 --> 00:21:52,858
Good night, doc.
456
00:21:55,306 --> 00:21:56,548
Toodle-doo.
457
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,408
Heard a lot about you, Betsy.
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