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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:45,250 No. 2 00:01:12,450 --> 00:01:13,750 Oh, yeah. 3 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:15,550 Much better than mother's old sign. 4 00:01:43,710 --> 00:01:47,810 She caught him in her trap, the son of a bastard. 5 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:50,750 All the son of a bitch could muster in his defense 6 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:53,190 was a lyric from better days past. 7 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,620 As the gun muzzle nestled between his lips, he quivered, 8 00:01:57,620 --> 00:02:02,590 saying, "no one knows what it's like to feel these feelings", 9 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,070 "like I do." 10 00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:10,370 "And I blame..." 11 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:18,840 Oh, come here, I'm gonna tickle you. 12 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,570 - Mommy Wolf! - Am I Mommy Wolf? 13 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,740 And Izzy bear! 14 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:27,980 Hi, my love, how are ya? 15 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,780 You've found a Halloween mask in the middle of May? 16 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:33,890 Not bad, did you go with Mommy? 17 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:35,520 We went shopping all day, didn't we? 18 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,590 Come here, Daddy has to go to work, come here. 19 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:39,320 I need a hug. 20 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:42,660 You're the best hugger in the world, you know that? 21 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,330 Go wash your hands, okay, babe? 22 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:47,330 I love you! 23 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:54,170 Oh. 24 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:56,210 - You're a rock star. - Yeah, I know. 25 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:57,740 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 26 00:03:57,740 --> 00:03:59,140 And uh, you look kinda sexy with that mask. 27 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:00,810 You know what's not sexy? 28 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:03,010 How much my ass hurts from driving around all day 29 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,320 looking for that stupid thing. 30 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,250 I'm tired, I'm behind on a deadline... 31 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:09,290 Hey, you know how important it is for my students to know 32 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:14,060 that I support the ideas 100%, so, you saved my ass, again. 33 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:15,790 I know it won't be the last time. 34 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:18,530 So, did you get your writing done? 35 00:04:18,530 --> 00:04:21,470 Yeah, I think I kinda hit a breakthrough. 36 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,540 I'm not too happy about the ending, though. 37 00:04:24,810 --> 00:04:27,440 Don't all horror stories end the same way? 38 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,010 Kill the monster or the monster kills you? 39 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:34,580 What if you have to live with the monster? 40 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,980 - Oh well, I'll figure it out. - Okay. 41 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:40,920 Bye. 42 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:54,270 My test patient's charade of misconstrued feelings 43 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:56,700 will lead to misguided intentions. 44 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:59,570 Therefore, no matter how she dolls up now, 45 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:02,510 this will manifest one day into her actions. 46 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,910 The makeup she wears is merely a mask 47 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:07,310 covering up scars none of us can see. 48 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:10,550 If we don't begin to pay attention and help those types 49 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:14,150 of people before maniacal thoughts become actions, 50 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,720 you might never know when your worst enemy 51 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,520 could be sitting right next to you. 52 00:05:18,830 --> 00:05:20,060 Thank you. 53 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:27,100 Kinda exhilarating, isn't it? 54 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:30,170 That feeling you get behind the mask. 55 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:33,840 That strange freedom and anonymity, 56 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,710 with the power to do almost anything you want. 57 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:42,680 Very beautiful imagery, Kara. 58 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:43,680 Creative. 59 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,720 My one criticism, if you can even call it that, 60 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,490 is what do we do with the people who love their masks? 61 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:52,820 Those who refuse to take 'em off, ever. 62 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,260 Are they worth the time, money and resources? 63 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:58,000 Okay, but the foundation built on "we, the people" has 64 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,070 been trampled on by the time-money resource... 65 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:02,400 Wah, wah, wah, wah, liberal alert. 66 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,300 Okay, but as a democratic republic, can we let our society 67 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:07,610 to devolve into a self-centered existence? 68 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:09,640 Okay, can we have some poll numbers on that? 69 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,510 You know what, maybe my test patient's some evil genius 70 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:15,880 plotting to kill me and chaos theory wins again, right? 71 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:17,950 Alright, anyways. 72 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:19,550 Inspiring, very creative. 73 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:21,990 But, is it A+ material? 74 00:06:24,090 --> 00:06:24,990 Show me those thumbs. 75 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:27,690 Oh! 76 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:28,930 The tribe has spoken. 77 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,660 Salty or sweet, choose your treat. 78 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:33,160 Mm, my favorite color. 79 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:36,030 Mm, do feel free to use that lab. 80 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,900 Minimum 1,000 words on your most vivid memory 81 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:41,610 of when your maniacal thoughts didn't become conscious 82 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:45,610 actions and what positive effect you believe it had 83 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:47,510 in your young lives. 84 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:50,520 Make good choices this week, my pet brains, okay? 85 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,320 See you soon. 86 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,960 That was great. 87 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,120 So, do you really think I was inspiring? 88 00:06:59,130 --> 00:07:01,490 My neurons are still buzzing. 89 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,800 So, I was thinking about writing a book. 90 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,000 - Oh. - On my test patient. 91 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,400 You know, a story about her fucked up story. 92 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:12,540 Think that'll be something you could help me with? 93 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:14,340 - Yeah, I mean, I... - Perfect. 94 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:15,500 - Well... - When can we start? 95 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,140 I think you should clear it with Dean Winters first. 96 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:21,910 Ew, he's such a creep. 97 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,920 But yes, I totally ran it by Mr. A. 98 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,450 He actually thought it was a great idea and thought 99 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:30,720 - you'd be perfect for it. - Mm-hm. 100 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,890 Why don't we just talk about it next week? 101 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:35,830 Next week? 102 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,800 You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you? 103 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,070 Office hours this weekend, maybe? 104 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:43,340 Uh, no. 105 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,570 Okay, never mind. 106 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:49,840 Listen, I uh, Christine told me she explained to you 107 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,210 the whole nanny situation, I hope she wasn't too... 108 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,810 Firm, but fair. 109 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:55,980 Can you please tell her again how sorry I am? 110 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:57,880 An idiot, I was... Come on, it's okay. 111 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,820 It's water under the bridge. 112 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:01,820 No harm, no foul. 113 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:04,360 No harm, no foul, I like that. 114 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:07,490 That reminds me. 115 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:10,130 Make sure you check your email before you go home tonight. 116 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:14,400 - Have a good weekend. - You, too. 117 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:53,740 All clear from tower three, about to set the last trap. 118 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,240 Rally at my cabin afterwards? 119 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:02,010 Earth to Poppy, do you copy, Poppy? 120 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,520 Oh, I have a nice surprise for you, actually. 121 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,990 Seems like a young man has wandered into the woods alone, 122 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:10,860 and now he's trespassing without prior authorization. 123 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:12,860 Tell him to go away, we're closed. 124 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:16,060 I told him that already, but he said he talked to Burl. 125 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:17,430 What? 126 00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:19,630 Where are you? 127 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:20,700 My god. 128 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,800 Are you okay there, buddy? 129 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,370 I'm okay! 130 00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:29,270 I just, oh, ripped up the ass a little bit, I'm okay. 131 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,280 Okay. 132 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,680 - Hi, how are you? - Hi. 133 00:09:37,850 --> 00:09:39,520 - You're Bishop, P. Bishop. - Yeah, okay. 134 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,690 You've got 15 minutes, and that's it, 135 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:44,420 - because the camp is closed. - No, look. 136 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:48,030 I'm not just wandering around alone out here. 137 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:52,260 I'm actually on my first investigative report. 138 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:55,030 The blog site Bigfoot Afoots dot com, have you heard of us? 139 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,100 - No. - Well, we've heard of you. 140 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,140 Now, I heard you mention the name Burl, 141 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:04,940 because I believe he's the one that confirmed 142 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,980 the Sirsquatch sight, the Sirsquatch sighting. 143 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:08,180 What? 144 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:10,180 Sirsquatch, he's... 145 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:15,250 Hold onto your nuts, squirrel boy. 146 00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:26,930 Jesus. 147 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:32,400 Does her shirt say Squatch on it? 148 00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:33,770 - Get off. - Okay. 149 00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:34,770 Help. 150 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,670 Oh, boy. 151 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,370 Hi. 152 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:39,970 I heard you wanted to see me after class? 153 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:43,710 - Oh, my god. - What? 154 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:44,710 Hi, babe. 155 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,450 - Okay. - What? 156 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:49,650 - I'm sensitive. - Mm. 157 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,320 You're so sexy. 158 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,850 I'm so pregnant. 159 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:58,960 And I'm bloated and I'm achy, I'm tired and I'm fat. 160 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,990 You are so not fat. 161 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,390 You are glowing. 162 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,170 What's up? 163 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:12,140 Oh, nothing, I'm just, I'm preoccupied. 164 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,140 By? 165 00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:17,840 I should've thrown it away, why didn't I throw it away? 166 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,880 What, the baby? 167 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:22,750 So... 168 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:28,190 Today, um... 169 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,860 You got a letter addressed to you but there was no address, 170 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:33,520 and there was no stamp on it, so I was curious. 171 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:34,830 Okay. 172 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,290 So, I opened it. 173 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:39,330 Sounds serious. 174 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:41,070 "Dear, Mr. Baumgarner." 175 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:44,400 "I must first start by saying I'm your biggest fan." 176 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,000 Oh! 177 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:46,970 Sounds good so far. 178 00:12:46,970 --> 00:12:48,910 "My name is Marilyn Bishop." 179 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:54,080 "You might not recognize me, but my family," 180 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,550 "owner of the Merrymaker camp grounds," 181 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:58,880 "undoubtedly make famous by your book." 182 00:12:58,890 --> 00:12:59,890 Hello? 183 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:05,760 Oh, my god. 184 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,730 "I believe whatever maimed and killed" 185 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:10,030 "those two girls will never return." 186 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:13,260 "I do not know this for certain, but I do not, nor did I" 187 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,870 "raise my children to live in fear of the unknown." 188 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,370 - Mm-hm. - Whoa. 189 00:13:17,370 --> 00:13:20,070 "My two beautiful daughters in the picture," what picture? 190 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:21,270 Oh, yeah. 191 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,440 My god, this is amazing. 192 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:27,380 Huh. 193 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:29,780 Okay. 194 00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:33,420 "They have endured so much over the past 15 years," 195 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:37,590 "they simply deserve only the beauty that Merrymaker holds." 196 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,730 Wow. 197 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:43,090 Why in the world would you throw this away? 198 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,570 I don't know, 'cause it's a mildly obsessed fan letter, 199 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:52,600 in response to a horror book that you wrote seven years ago? 200 00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:54,540 What, hello? 201 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,710 An invitation to the reopening of the camp 202 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,080 that I made famous is not a fan letter. 203 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,850 It's her last dying wish, for crying out loud. 204 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:02,110 Honey. 205 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,780 Well, her last dying wish is in two days. 206 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:08,390 Okay, I can drive, it'll take me 10 hours. 207 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,020 - What? - I zip in, zip out. 208 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,160 Snip the ribbon, I'll be back before you'd even miss me. 209 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,820 - Roland. - We'll go together. 210 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,830 Hey, my juices are already pumping. 211 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,800 Maybe this is a sign. 212 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,170 Come on, the three of us in the middle of nowhere. 213 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:25,100 It'll be great, Izzy, we'll find somebody to watch Izzy. 214 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,370 One of the students... Oh, one of your students? 215 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:29,070 They're gonna grocery shop? 216 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,210 And they're gonna clean the house and they're gonna 217 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:35,150 bathe Izzy and feed her and put her to bed? 218 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,050 No, we tried this once before, remember? 219 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,420 With that student, Kara? 220 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,050 And her intoxicated baby sitting routine. 221 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:45,020 No, we are adults now. 222 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,020 Mm. 223 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,660 - Grownups. - Yes. 224 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,400 Alright, alright, alright. 225 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,670 I'm being ridiculous, I'm sorry. 226 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:56,000 Oh, it's okay. 227 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,770 - I'm gonna clean up. - Okay, babe. 228 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,870 I'll see ya in five! 229 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,910 Never know what might happen in five. 230 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,020 Jesus H, who in the hell is that? 231 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:15,250 - I'm from Bigfoot's Afoots... - Not you. 232 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,990 It's just a lost camper. 233 00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:19,220 I'm taking her into the infirmary, she's a little delirious. 234 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,420 This is her belongings. 235 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,630 - Any sign of, uh... - Nope. 236 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,030 Traps are set, though. 237 00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:26,500 Great job. 238 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,330 Okay, meet me back at my cabin when you're done with her. 239 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,330 Mm-hm. 240 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:34,040 What can I do you for? 241 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,980 Fascinating place you have here. 242 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,480 Are these the sassafras trees? 243 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:44,050 Which cabin y'all got the baby-eatin' inbreed 244 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,180 shackled up in? 245 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,120 - Right this way. - Okay. 246 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:51,860 Maybe next time you'll wear looser pants 247 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,060 when you're thinking about breaking and entering. 248 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,500 So this is where it all happened. 249 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,030 We've repainted and remodeled all 13 cabins. 250 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,970 Now all that's left is to put the bodies in 'em. 251 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,140 Bodies? 252 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,110 Like dead bodies? 253 00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:11,340 Yeah, dead bodies. 254 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,410 Of bloggists first. 255 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:17,310 Mm-hm, touché, touché. 256 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,780 Okay, you fill in the blank. 257 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,090 The first thing that people think of 258 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:24,120 when they say Merrymaker is... 259 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,790 Look, I know. 260 00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,760 The perception of our camp based on that book 261 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,960 is completely moronic and ridiculous. 262 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,700 Entertaining, but fictional. 263 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,570 What happened to those two young girls is a tragedy, 264 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:39,440 and should be viewed and treated as such, in my opinion. 265 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,340 If you believe that, you must also believe that animals 266 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,180 are gonna rise out of the cemetery. 267 00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,750 Do you have a cemetery here? 268 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,950 We have a proud family history here, 269 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:52,180 and I intend to get these grounds up and running 270 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:55,020 just as my mother's mother's mother did long before me. 271 00:16:58,460 --> 00:16:59,620 You seem disappointed. 272 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,900 Well, I was... 273 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,730 I was just hoping that you could confirm 274 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:09,900 the Bigfoot sightings. 275 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,870 The what what whatting? 276 00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:14,870 Sirsquatch. 277 00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:20,340 He was reported .67 miles from here, that's why I'm here. 278 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,750 Are you sure you haven't seen any traces 279 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,820 - or any signs or any... - Of a bigfoot? 280 00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:30,050 No. 281 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,820 But, but Burl, he... 282 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:33,460 "But Burl?" 283 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,490 I don't know what Burl was thinking, but Burl's way 284 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,100 of thinking is the reason why Burl is no longer here. 285 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,770 Why don't I give you the quick tour on the way out? 286 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,770 Hey, you're safe, okay? 287 00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:50,370 No, no safe here. 288 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,080 Safe. 289 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:03,550 You came a long way from home, huh? 290 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,760 I no want to go. 291 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,030 Though I go. 292 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:12,900 Then... 293 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,800 In the camera, I see it. 294 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,640 Monstro, I record it. 295 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:22,710 I'm gonna get you your camera back, 296 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,610 and you're gonna be okay, just relax, 297 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:26,440 and let me clean you up. 298 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,480 I believe you, okay? 299 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,850 You're safe. 300 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:33,020 I promise, if you weren't safe, 301 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:36,150 I would drive you to the desert tonight myself. 302 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,590 - I would. - You will drive me? 303 00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,490 Come on, let's take one of these. 304 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,090 You'll feel so much better. 305 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,410 Is this off the record? 306 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,410 Sure. 307 00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:05,150 The truth is, when they found those two girls, 308 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:08,250 only my mother and my brother and my step-dad were there. 309 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,720 Oh. 310 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:13,190 Well, can I talk to mom, or brother, or... 311 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:16,390 My brother, Wayne, turned 18 and checked out that summer 312 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,130 after it all went down, haven't heard from him since. 313 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,930 Our real dad left when we were little. 314 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,400 Probably because he couldn't deal with my crazy, 315 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:29,240 overbearing mother and left her alone to run the place. 316 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,680 She met the meat-sack known as Burl and married the oaf. 317 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,820 But when she died last year, 318 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,990 half cancer, half broken heart, 319 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:44,020 Burl was asked to leave. 320 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,520 So, I'm sorry if I don't look like a buck-toothed inbred 321 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,390 who likes to blend babies into smoothies. 322 00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:49,490 Oh, my gosh! 323 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,760 Did they base the Fran character off of you in the book? 324 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:58,170 The innocent daughter turned psychopathic scalping expert? 325 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,310 You'll never know. 326 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:09,050 Okay, but what about the camcorder 327 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:12,050 that was found with the maimed girls on the lake? 328 00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:14,490 I mean, there was no tape in there? 329 00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:16,650 At least, that's what the police report says, but is that 330 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,860 what you say? 331 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,230 Looks like your time is up. 332 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,630 Okay. 333 00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:26,560 Well, just answer one more question. 334 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:30,430 What's the rush? 335 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:35,310 I mean, what's out here that's makin' ya so anxious? 336 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:38,310 You people are what's making me so anxious. 337 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:41,510 I'm sorry that our camp contains no man-eating inbreeds, 338 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:45,020 no Bigfoots, no nothing but real people, 339 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:47,420 just getting ready for a nice grand re-opening. 340 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:52,290 No trespassing means no, even in the middle of nowhere. 341 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,260 Here we go. 342 00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,260 Alright. 343 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:06,970 Godspeed. 344 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:25,260 I would be doing a great disservice to my readers if I 345 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:29,330 didn't at least try to interview the little Mexican girl. 346 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:48,080 Ranger Bishop? 347 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,610 Ranger Bishop? 348 00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:57,620 Careful of your vagina on the way over, buddy. 349 00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:17,670 Bigfoot Afoots investigation blog log. 350 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,850 Time is, uh, I don't know what time it is, 351 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:24,980 but I'm at Merrymaker camp ground and I'm hearing 352 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,420 familiar but unidentifiable sounds, I... 353 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,530 This could be the very moment. 354 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:41,070 Tonight. 355 00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:44,330 That I make bonafide first-contact. 356 00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:48,670 With the primordial Sirsquatch. 357 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:54,480 I'm now going to attempt to climb down over this fence 358 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,710 and investigate further. 359 00:22:56,950 --> 00:22:57,950 Log out. 360 00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:28,350 "I'm your biggest fan." 361 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:41,830 Oh, hi, baby. 362 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,130 Come here. 363 00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:48,900 Did you have a bad dream? 364 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,130 Yeah? 365 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:51,840 Did Mommy get you another teddy bear? 366 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,270 He's cute, what's his name? 367 00:23:54,270 --> 00:23:56,570 Should get you back to bed. 368 00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:45,120 ♪ Ghost on the hills ♪ 369 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:50,190 ♪ Weirdos on the boulevard ♪ 370 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:55,400 ♪ Kissin' goodbye to their vanishing dreams ♪ 371 00:24:55,400 --> 00:25:00,440 ♪ As their life is blowing apart ♪ 372 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:05,440 ♪ Fall out ♪ 373 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:10,510 ♪ In a bar brawl estate ♪ 374 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:16,150 ♪ Fall out ♪ 375 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,290 ♪ In a colorful haze ♪ 376 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,670 Enough with the shaky screen. 377 00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:56,820 Anita, you need to see this. 378 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,360 Copy. 379 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,660 Hey, hon. 380 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:07,230 I, uh, I hope you're enjoying your facial by now. 381 00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:10,100 I know, I know, I'm a stubborn ass, 382 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,940 but uh, this might be good for us. 383 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:13,500 You know how I feel about my fans, 384 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:16,210 and I'll be outta your hair for a couple days, 385 00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:17,740 maybe you'll get some writin' done. 386 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,740 Ah, come on. 387 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,480 Really? 388 00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:34,030 Hm. 389 00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:37,160 Any other traces? 390 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,300 These. 391 00:27:42,430 --> 00:27:44,900 Scat over there next to big freakin' footprints. 392 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,310 It's getting closer. 393 00:27:48,310 --> 00:27:49,610 Lupita told me last night 394 00:27:49,610 --> 00:27:51,580 that guts fell out of a tree onto her head. 395 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:53,810 What, no, that's delirium, hallucinations, 396 00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:55,810 malnutrition, dehydration, sun exposure... 397 00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:58,120 This has gotten so out of control since he left! 398 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,080 We do not need Burl, do you understand me, Poppy? 399 00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:02,320 Well, I called him because we do need him, okay? 400 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,090 I need him to eliminate a problem from my life. 401 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,360 He might just be my ticket out of town. 402 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,800 Well, well. 403 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,400 Miss Tinkerbell. 404 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,270 You look more like a fairytale every time I see you. 405 00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:20,440 How goes it, Muffin? 406 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:23,810 Spinnin' my wheels. 407 00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:28,180 Hey, can I pop one of those squares from you, Daddy-O? 408 00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:31,780 You should never smoke. 409 00:28:33,350 --> 00:28:35,320 Go on. 410 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,390 Hey, you two lung cancer advocates. 411 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320 Ah! 412 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,130 - Well, stick around, soldier. - What'd she tell you? 413 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,400 Clean up, 101. 414 00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:51,600 I brought my own bag of tricks with me. 415 00:28:53,010 --> 00:28:57,640 And your little sister wanted me to bring this in for ya. 416 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,940 Don't worry, I didn't peak. 417 00:29:01,010 --> 00:29:01,910 Miss me? 418 00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:03,410 Like my period. 419 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:05,380 Reporter showed up, said he spoke to you specifically. 420 00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:07,080 How in the hell does that happen? 421 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,520 Change the voicemail code if you don't want me 422 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,720 responding to, uh, guest inquiries. 423 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,390 The poor soul. 424 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,630 Alright, any cockamamie ideas you're brewin' up in that 425 00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:23,270 burnt out head of yours, you dispose of 'em immediately, 426 00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:26,240 and I will consider letting you stay in my camp, you copy? 427 00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:30,510 Oorah. 428 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:32,380 You sizzle just like your momma did. 429 00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:37,710 Any luck with the traps here, Popsicle? 430 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,250 No, he's too smart for the traps. 431 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,350 He did take that blouse, though, 432 00:29:41,350 --> 00:29:43,020 but he left the traps untouched. 433 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,090 Sounds like he's playing with ya. 434 00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:51,560 Sounds like you two need a big bad wolf after all, don't it? 435 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,800 Should be a pot of boiling water 436 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,360 waiting for you in the mess hall. 437 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,200 Welcome to the house made of brick. 438 00:29:59,770 --> 00:30:01,240 Easy there, little piggy. 439 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:03,870 You may just not make it out alive. 440 00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:14,890 I just threw up a little bit. 441 00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:19,920 Hey, uh, can you help me out with some directions, please? 442 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:22,590 I guess my GPS must be a generic piece of shit. 443 00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:25,430 Sorry, did you say somethin'? 444 00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:26,500 Uh, no. 445 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,930 Hey, what are the chances? 446 00:30:28,930 --> 00:30:31,540 That's actually where I'm headed, Merrymaker camp ground. 447 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:32,970 Do you know if it's close to here? 448 00:30:32,970 --> 00:30:34,470 Why? 449 00:30:34,470 --> 00:30:36,910 Are you one of those freaks into havin' sex at murder sites? 450 00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:38,810 'Cause that's freaky, out of bounds. 451 00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:43,250 You don't look like a freak. 452 00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:45,480 You must be deeply in touch with your freakiness, huh? 453 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,920 I wrote the book. 454 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,420 Oh, never mind. 455 00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:50,450 - How much is this? - 4.72. 456 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:51,460 Here we go. 457 00:30:52,590 --> 00:30:53,860 Keep the change. 458 00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:56,760 Anything I could help you with today? 459 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,190 If I keep goin' down the street, 460 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,230 am I gonna hit the camp ground, yes or no? 461 00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:08,000 Either way, I'd watch my back. 462 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,440 I read the Merrymaker book. 463 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,310 It ain't far from the truth. 464 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:34,460 We're leaving. 465 00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:36,500 Why does your sister fight? 466 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,470 She likes to hide monstros? 467 00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:40,270 No, she's just a fighter. 468 00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:42,640 She's a monstro. 469 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,840 No, she's just a product of her environment. 470 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:48,810 What? 471 00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:50,210 Why'd you no run away? 472 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:55,550 Because, I made a promise that I didn't wanna make 473 00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:56,690 a long time ago. 474 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,120 Come on. 475 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:24,780 Who is that? 476 00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:26,260 I have no idea, just get outta here. 477 00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:54,740 Whoa, whoa whoa whoa! 478 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,750 I surrender! 479 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,220 I'm unarmed! 480 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,650 Roland Baumgarner! 481 00:33:01,490 --> 00:33:03,050 I'm on the good team! 482 00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:06,260 Poppy, change of plans, get to the mess hall. 483 00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:07,720 But I thought you said take her? 484 00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:09,890 Just get to the mess hall, I'll meet you there. 485 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:11,700 Wow. 486 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:15,300 Mr. Baumgarner! 487 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,040 You know, I heard you guys have a camp to reopen, 488 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,570 and could use a famous face. 489 00:33:20,570 --> 00:33:22,070 You're here. 490 00:33:22,070 --> 00:33:23,170 You actually came. 491 00:33:24,310 --> 00:33:26,810 Yeah, well, I was in the neighborhood, 492 00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:30,210 and figured I'd swing by, if you have room for one more. 493 00:33:31,450 --> 00:33:32,620 Mom's letter worked? 494 00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:36,350 I always say you are nothing without your fans. 495 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,020 I just mailed it a few days ago and I thought, 496 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:39,760 there's no way... 497 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,260 But it's actually happening. 498 00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:46,330 Oh, my god, it's unbelievable. 499 00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:48,130 This, this is great. 500 00:33:49,170 --> 00:33:51,200 The Merrymaker camp ground. 501 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,640 Hoo! 502 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,940 Any ax-murderers to report? 503 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:58,680 - Not recently. - Sorry to hear that. 504 00:33:59,810 --> 00:34:02,010 Maybe we'll have some baby stew later, then? 505 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,150 Should I just follow you in? 506 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:12,160 Welcome to Merrymaker camp, Mr. Baumgarner. 507 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,220 Alright! 508 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,520 Ah! 509 00:34:42,390 --> 00:34:43,650 Hey, hello. 510 00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:44,920 - Penelope Bishop. - Oh, Roland Baumgarner. 511 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,720 - Pleasure's mine. - Roland Baumgarner? 512 00:34:46,730 --> 00:34:47,790 Yes, that's me. 513 00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:49,930 The famous author, here? 514 00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:51,060 The one and only, I think, yeah. 515 00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:53,730 - Here, in the flesh. - Wow. 516 00:34:53,730 --> 00:34:55,830 This is quite a reception, thank you. 517 00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:57,070 Thank you, well... 518 00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:58,970 What did I say about smoking? 519 00:34:58,970 --> 00:35:00,370 All you need. 520 00:35:00,370 --> 00:35:01,600 You'll respect our rules, 521 00:35:01,610 --> 00:35:03,290 and not subject young and impressionable... 522 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,080 What fence did you sneak over in? 523 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:15,350 Is there mucho more of you comin' for dinner? 524 00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:16,590 Alright, excuse Burl. 525 00:35:16,590 --> 00:35:18,490 He left his manners on the cutting floor. 526 00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:22,030 Old habits die hard. 527 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,560 I hope you like your Bambi dead. 528 00:35:27,830 --> 00:35:29,400 Sloppy does. 529 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,670 Inside, campers. 530 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:34,710 He's funny. 531 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,140 God, I can't believe you're here. 532 00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:42,310 Wow, well, hello. 533 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:48,080 Best aperitif in 1,000 miles. 534 00:35:48,090 --> 00:35:51,420 Not only illegal, but known to numb the brain. 535 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,820 Yeah, well, then fill me up. 536 00:35:53,830 --> 00:35:56,230 Bingo. 537 00:35:59,530 --> 00:36:01,360 It's not quite as, uh, 538 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:04,330 creepy out here as I thought it would be. 539 00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:06,940 It's dark, quiet and it's kinda nice. 540 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,240 I don't think I'd be survivin' out here, though, 541 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,370 you know, so exposed. 542 00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:14,240 At home, I'm roughin' it if I don't shower twice a day. 543 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,250 No showers, no food. 544 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:22,420 Survivin' fine, and I ain't roughin' it, come on. 545 00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:24,290 I like roughin' it a little bit. 546 00:36:24,290 --> 00:36:26,890 Bingo. 547 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,660 Who is miss, uh, keep to yourself 548 00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:34,230 and say not a word over there? 549 00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:37,430 She doesn't speak good English. 550 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,640 Yeah, and unfortunately, 551 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,770 Lucinda won't be with us much longer. 552 00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:44,970 Lu-Pi-Ta. 553 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:46,580 And you lie. 554 00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:49,950 I want to leave now, away from the monstro. 555 00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:51,610 The monstro? 556 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,050 What did she... I don't understand. 557 00:36:53,050 --> 00:36:54,650 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my god! 558 00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:56,490 - Help me! - What the? 559 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:57,490 What the? 560 00:36:58,220 --> 00:36:59,760 God. 561 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,490 Are you okay? 562 00:37:01,490 --> 00:37:02,490 Oh, my god. 563 00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:09,100 What the fucking fuck? 564 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,970 - You fuck-face liar! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 565 00:37:10,970 --> 00:37:12,800 - You're okay. - I, do I look okay? 566 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,800 - What happened? - What happened? 567 00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:19,780 I, a very large beast-like thing, 568 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:22,150 dragged through the god damn forest, 569 00:37:22,150 --> 00:37:25,320 and under to its underground lair! 570 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,780 Whoa. 571 00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:29,890 Call the police! 572 00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:33,820 Because Sirsquatch, he is out there and he is pissed off! 573 00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:35,560 - Sirsquatch? - No, don't worry about it. 574 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,660 - Yeah. - I know this guy. 575 00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:39,730 Yeah, yeah. 576 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:42,600 - I gave you back your camera. - With no recordings. 577 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,900 - Where the recordings go? - Oh, okay, okay, wait, wait. 578 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:46,900 Everybody just take a deep breath, okay? 579 00:37:46,910 --> 00:37:48,840 I mean, you must admit that somethin' got to this kid, 580 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,310 so what's goin' on? 581 00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:53,980 Our friends here are both fascinated by a supposed. 582 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,980 Bigfoot. 583 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:57,480 "Supposed?" 584 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,050 - Bigfoot. - "Supposed?" 585 00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:00,720 "Supposed," my ass! 586 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,720 - Look at my ass! - Whoa! 587 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,990 Why isn't somebody calling the cops? 588 00:38:04,990 --> 00:38:07,120 Because it's 85 miles to the nearest station. 589 00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:09,290 We have full legal jurisdiction here. 590 00:38:09,290 --> 00:38:10,660 Burl, if you please? 591 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:12,160 Like, it's out of your jurisdiction, I'd say. 592 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,400 Oh no, please, Burl could drive them both into town. 593 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,370 There's a clinic and a bus stop about 25 miles away. 594 00:38:16,370 --> 00:38:18,700 You are hysterical, my friend. 595 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,240 You could have a closed head wound, 596 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,140 subarachnoid hemorrhaging, a concussion, maybe you... 597 00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:25,580 I'm hysterical, because of you! 598 00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:26,940 Kiddies, kiddies. 599 00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:29,980 Cool it off, settle down. 600 00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:34,820 The land plays tricks on you way out here. 601 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:38,620 Bears look like beasts, wolf calling something. 602 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:41,360 - There's no sacrifices. - Who are you? 603 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,930 He's the reason why you're here. 604 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:43,930 You're Burl? 605 00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:46,400 In the flesh, darlin'. 606 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,270 You're a wreck. 607 00:38:52,270 --> 00:38:53,670 We'll make you beautiful. 608 00:38:53,670 --> 00:38:55,000 Smoke and a pancake, boy. 609 00:38:55,010 --> 00:38:57,270 Watch it, oh, my god. 610 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,440 I bet that hurts. 611 00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:02,010 Well, I'm sorry about that. 612 00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:05,280 We do get our fair share of trespassers out here. 613 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,650 Just trying to do our best amongst the freaks. 614 00:39:09,650 --> 00:39:11,690 Take it from people who have lived here their whole lives. 615 00:39:11,690 --> 00:39:13,190 There's nothing out there. 616 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:15,930 There is something in the woods, but you know this. 617 00:39:15,930 --> 00:39:18,960 Okay, okay, so where is her camera that she claims 618 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,430 holds possible proof of the Merrymaker murderer? 619 00:39:21,430 --> 00:39:22,670 No one said that. 620 00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:24,270 Well, we should look at it. 621 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,940 Mm-hm? 622 00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:28,500 Oh, sure, yeah, we'll have a movie night, it'll be great. 623 00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:32,180 Just one second, excuse me, um, Penelope, just a moment. 624 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:34,410 This is, this is... 625 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:39,120 I must admit, though, my curiosity is beyond beat. 626 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,780 We agreed to this a long time ago, Penelope. 627 00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:42,550 - You promised me. - No we did not agree to this. 628 00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:44,620 In circumstances that include a maimed reporter, 629 00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:47,160 and a delirious Mexican girl, things have changed. 630 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,130 What's changed, except that we're all-systems-go? 631 00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:51,530 Something is killing people, Anita. 632 00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:54,660 And you can say that... Fine, fine, fine. 633 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:55,830 You can run away if you need to. 634 00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:58,000 It won't change anything except everything. 635 00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:01,570 Just remember what happens at the end of your plan. 636 00:40:01,570 --> 00:40:04,170 Maybe something will gut me and hang up by a tree, 637 00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:05,740 dance on my bones. 638 00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:07,840 For your sake, I hope that makes it easier for you 639 00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:09,080 to abandon your legacy. 640 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,790 Okay, campers, we have a game plan. 641 00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:18,290 You, uh, señorita, are gonna come with me. 642 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:20,520 And Mr. Baumgarner, we set you up in cabin six, 643 00:40:20,530 --> 00:40:22,990 which is between mine and Anita's cabins. 644 00:40:22,990 --> 00:40:25,700 Alright, but shouldn't we be watching her tape first? 645 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,800 Oh, you're more than welcome to look at it if you want, 646 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,530 but her tape's completely blank. 647 00:40:34,010 --> 00:40:35,740 Okay. 648 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,830 Well are you gonna sit there or are you gonna come inside? 649 00:41:02,830 --> 00:41:05,400 You captured nothing, comprendo? 650 00:41:06,770 --> 00:41:07,770 Nada. 651 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:11,770 You stay here, Poppy will be back to get you. 652 00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:14,240 Goodbye, Snoopita. 653 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,360 - There you go. - Well! 654 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,760 What've we got here? 655 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,560 That's, uh, quite a few beds. 656 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,000 I would shower tonight, if I were you. 657 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,570 Unless you're scared of walking in the woods by yourself. 658 00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:39,970 Oh. 659 00:41:39,970 --> 00:41:42,070 Is that you offering me protection? 660 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:48,980 What do you guys do around here for fun, post meridiem? 661 00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:51,310 Oh, Anita reads. 662 00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:54,520 Burl listens to the radio. 663 00:41:55,650 --> 00:41:58,220 I just sit and wait for the anti meridiem. 664 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,920 I don't sleep much. 665 00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:02,530 Ironic. 666 00:42:02,530 --> 00:42:05,060 With a name like Poppy, I thought you'd fall right to sleep. 667 00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:07,030 Not even opiates will help you here. 668 00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,770 Anita's cabin's next-door, if you need anything else. 669 00:42:12,770 --> 00:42:14,070 Um, how are the showers? 670 00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:15,970 Are they like... They're community. 671 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:18,740 Everything's community here, it's kinda like prison, 672 00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:20,480 except without the bars. 673 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,250 It sounds like you're pumped to be opening back up. 674 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,880 Oh, I just work here. 675 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,620 I'm sure you do more than that. 676 00:42:28,050 --> 00:42:29,620 Enjoy the rest of your evening. 677 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,760 I'm sure I will! 678 00:42:41,370 --> 00:42:42,370 Okay. 679 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:48,270 Vaminos. 680 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,980 What happened to your co-pilot? 681 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:28,980 Damn shame. 682 00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:33,080 Guess he didn't have anything to report. 683 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,450 Took off faster than diarrhea on a baby's butt. 684 00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:41,160 I don't think you'll ever see his face round here again. 685 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,690 I'm not as confident as you are. 686 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:44,700 You should be. 687 00:43:46,430 --> 00:43:49,770 I made him an offer he couldn't refuse. 688 00:43:51,570 --> 00:43:54,970 Good thing you brought me in, you need me. 689 00:43:58,610 --> 00:44:00,080 I have a proposal for you. 690 00:44:01,950 --> 00:44:03,110 I'm all ears. 691 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,910 Those are my terms. 692 00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:38,150 After I pull my end of the deal, 693 00:44:38,150 --> 00:44:39,550 you grant me a full pardon. 694 00:44:40,550 --> 00:44:43,990 All past indiscretions you forget. 695 00:44:43,990 --> 00:44:45,420 In this life or the past. 696 00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:51,490 If you deliver. 697 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:55,660 Whoa, oh, I'm sorry. 698 00:44:55,670 --> 00:44:57,870 I thought you hadn't come home by now. 699 00:44:57,870 --> 00:45:00,170 No, I haven't done either. 700 00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:03,840 Oh, well, I'll be outta here in a second. 701 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,540 Why can't you look me in the eye 702 00:45:07,550 --> 00:45:08,910 when you say that? 703 00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:11,880 Um, because I'm not used to such overt, 704 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,950 look, you could be my student. 705 00:45:14,950 --> 00:45:16,190 But I'm not. 706 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,380 Stop, wait, wait. 707 00:46:21,390 --> 00:46:24,320 What are you hiding down there? 708 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,590 Please stop, I think we have to stop, I'm married. 709 00:46:28,590 --> 00:46:31,160 Not in this version. 710 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,260 Mommy! 711 00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,530 Yeah, honey! 712 00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:05,460 Give me one second, I'll be right there! 713 00:47:06,630 --> 00:47:10,530 Seems like there's. 714 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,240 Mom! 715 00:47:16,010 --> 00:47:17,240 You're what? 716 00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:45,190 Is Lupita in here with you? 717 00:48:47,470 --> 00:48:49,230 Hey, what... 718 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,600 Copy. 719 00:48:53,670 --> 00:48:55,470 What's happening? 720 00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:56,470 What's going on? 721 00:48:57,510 --> 00:48:59,610 I'm responsible for you, so get on. 722 00:49:02,050 --> 00:49:03,050 Whoa. 723 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,420 I'm sorry about what happened last night. 724 00:49:16,390 --> 00:49:21,360 What happens here stays here. 725 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,180 Is that what I think it is? 726 00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:34,580 This is nothing. 727 00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:36,080 Just a little hiccup. 728 00:49:37,180 --> 00:49:38,950 We get our fair share of skinny-dippers, too. 729 00:49:38,950 --> 00:49:40,720 Who the fuck would skinny-dip out here? 730 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,180 Her shorts are shredded, Anita. 731 00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:43,650 Listen. 732 00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:44,320 Your re-opening probably needs to be canceled. 733 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,250 Don't you agree? 734 00:49:45,260 --> 00:49:46,190 Absolutely not. 735 00:49:46,190 --> 00:49:47,460 This could've been me, Anita. 736 00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,890 Yeah, she's right. 737 00:49:48,890 --> 00:49:51,390 Something strange is goin' on out here. 738 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,960 What is the real story with that reporter kid? 739 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,630 Who did that to him, what did that to him? 740 00:49:55,630 --> 00:49:58,700 Everybody calm down, okay? 741 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,440 Mr. Baumgarner, I will make you deal. 742 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,110 We won't reopen until we find out exactly what is out there. 743 00:50:04,110 --> 00:50:05,270 So, you're confirming something is out there. 744 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,210 You've obviously nothing to be afraid of. 745 00:50:07,210 --> 00:50:08,440 I can confirm that. 746 00:50:08,450 --> 00:50:09,240 You don't even know what we're tracking. 747 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,710 Or what's tracking us. 748 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,980 I will under no circumstances confirm 749 00:50:12,980 --> 00:50:14,380 that this is a Bigfoot. 750 00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:17,620 That is pure mythos and plain stupidity. 751 00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:20,960 Well, whatever it is, it's big. 752 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,260 Let's take a moment, devise a search plan, copy? 753 00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:24,930 Uh, not copy? 754 00:50:24,930 --> 00:50:27,400 I'm a writer, not the Grizzly Man. 755 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,660 I'm not going tromping through 756 00:50:28,670 --> 00:50:30,330 the middle of the woods alone. 757 00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:31,670 You won't be alone. 758 00:50:31,670 --> 00:50:33,170 Roland, you come with me to the gun barn. 759 00:50:33,170 --> 00:50:35,840 Poppy, go get Burl, we'll rendezvous at the mess hall. 760 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,240 - And do what? - 15 minutes. 761 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:38,240 Copy, 15. 762 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,940 - Be careful. - Copy, careful. 763 00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:57,560 I bring this life, 764 00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,360 given from God above. 765 00:51:01,570 --> 00:51:05,070 Offer it to protect the ones I love. 766 00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:11,610 If it's needed to take this away from me, 767 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,610 dear lord, 768 00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:20,520 use the most with courage, 769 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,250 and victory. 770 00:51:33,130 --> 00:51:34,560 I thought you said there was 771 00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:35,860 nothing to be afraid of? 772 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,670 With a collection like this, there isn't. 773 00:51:39,670 --> 00:51:41,970 Burl left some beauties behind! 774 00:51:41,970 --> 00:51:44,010 Listen, I could pretend that I'm half 775 00:51:44,010 --> 00:51:46,240 as tough as you ladies, I'm really not. 776 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,240 You know, I think it might be best if I just head out, 777 00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:50,750 maybe come back when you have this all worked out? 778 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:52,920 Oh, Ro, the party's just getting started. 779 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,320 Come on. 780 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,290 Hunt with me, Roland. 781 00:51:56,290 --> 00:51:58,650 Get your primal juices flowing. 782 00:51:58,660 --> 00:52:01,460 Make you feel like a real man, I promise. 783 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:05,030 Well, my courage, uh, 784 00:52:05,030 --> 00:52:07,560 at this point, is pretty low. 785 00:52:07,570 --> 00:52:10,330 Well, courage is not the absence of fear, my friend. 786 00:52:10,330 --> 00:52:12,800 It's the action taken in the face of it. 787 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,570 You know, I could've been like you. 788 00:52:14,570 --> 00:52:16,100 Yeah, really? 789 00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:18,110 I wanted to be a doctor, once upon a time. 790 00:52:18,110 --> 00:52:19,110 What happened? 791 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,740 Two teenage girls got murdered on my family's camp ground. 792 00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:25,650 Buried us in debt, lawsuits and lies. 793 00:52:25,650 --> 00:52:27,950 Your little book didn't help much. 794 00:52:27,950 --> 00:52:30,450 After my mom got sick, I inherited all the people comin' 795 00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:33,460 up here lookin' for the Merrymaker Murderer, breakin' in, 796 00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:37,590 vandalizing property, I've found more used condoms than... 797 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,060 Your mom, she wrote like she was such a fan. 798 00:52:41,170 --> 00:52:44,230 Oh, she would kill to be here right now. 799 00:52:51,810 --> 00:52:53,740 I've never really shot a gun before, so... 800 00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:54,940 You'll figure it out. 801 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,520 Burl! 802 00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:10,130 Burl, where are you? 803 00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:12,460 Burl. 804 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:14,900 Burl! 805 00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:21,300 Burl, come in, we need you. 806 00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:37,390 Poppy, come in, please. 807 00:53:48,430 --> 00:53:49,380 Poppy! 808 00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:50,820 What, they've disappeared now, too? 809 00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:55,440 You think maybe they're already out lookin' for Lupita? 810 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,640 Yeah. 811 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,810 Yeah, yeah, that's probably where they are. 812 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,680 Okay, I have an idea. 813 00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:54,300 What do we have here? 814 00:55:01,270 --> 00:55:03,340 You little pervert, you. 815 00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:08,340 Ah-roo! 816 00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:26,500 You think she's up there? 817 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:28,130 Why would she go up there? 818 00:55:29,230 --> 00:55:30,530 It's up there. 819 00:55:32,140 --> 00:55:34,300 Why don't we wait for "it" to come down? 820 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,670 Yeah! 821 00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:37,940 Why don't you wait here? 822 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,490 Did you hear that? 823 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,390 Yeah. 824 00:57:32,390 --> 00:57:33,690 Was that your sister? 825 00:57:34,890 --> 00:57:35,890 I think so. 826 00:57:38,060 --> 00:57:40,130 I don't think just storming up there and ringing 827 00:57:40,130 --> 00:57:43,060 - the doorbell is a good idea. - We have guns, it doesn't. 828 00:57:49,610 --> 00:57:50,870 Oh, my god. 829 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,740 Holy shit. 830 00:57:53,740 --> 00:57:55,410 Holy shit! 831 00:57:55,410 --> 00:57:56,650 What the fuck? 832 00:57:59,050 --> 00:58:00,980 - Roland, hey, listen to me! - What? 833 00:58:01,950 --> 00:58:03,220 You're okay, you're okay. 834 00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:05,050 There's nothing you can do for her now. 835 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,860 No, wait, I'm not going any damn further. 836 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:10,130 You don't have a choice, this is it, okay? 837 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,500 You got this, you got this. 838 00:58:15,170 --> 00:58:16,170 Okay. 839 00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:31,910 One. 840 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,920 Two. 841 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,320 Help, run, run! 842 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,160 Run! 843 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,160 It's here! 844 00:58:50,530 --> 00:58:51,900 What the fuck was that? 845 00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:53,130 What the fuck? 846 00:58:57,310 --> 00:58:59,510 You're okay, we're okay! 847 00:58:59,510 --> 00:59:03,040 - No, I'm not okay. - Hey, everybody is okay. 848 00:59:03,050 --> 00:59:04,480 Stop saying that! 849 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:05,480 Nothing is okay. 850 00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:07,880 Okay? 851 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,220 Your camp is harboring a wild beast, Bigfoot thing, 852 00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:11,390 that's mauling people and needs to be killed. 853 00:59:11,390 --> 00:59:13,860 You can't have people staying here. 854 00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:15,290 You're lucky I'm not threatening to sue your ass! 855 00:59:15,290 --> 00:59:16,830 Sue us for what? 856 00:59:16,830 --> 00:59:19,030 What can you take from us that you haven't already? 857 00:59:19,030 --> 00:59:20,530 You just take me back to my car, 858 00:59:20,530 --> 00:59:22,160 so I can get the hell outta here, okay? 859 00:59:22,170 --> 00:59:24,800 I have a wife and a child, and another child, 860 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,640 in the real world to get back to! 861 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,600 Copy that. 862 00:59:37,810 --> 00:59:38,810 Shit. 863 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,450 No fucking way. 864 00:59:45,660 --> 00:59:47,990 I'm trapped in my own god damn book. 865 00:59:48,830 --> 00:59:50,490 Do we have insurance in here? 866 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,000 Fuck you and your Smokey the Bear Insurance. 867 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,330 You have a serious fuckin' problem 868 00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:58,330 is what you have, Ranger Bishop. 869 00:59:59,970 --> 01:00:02,540 Now, this is a crime scene, a murder scene, 870 01:00:02,540 --> 01:00:04,870 and you're accessories to murder. 871 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,380 I know you say you're the law out here, but I think 872 01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:10,210 this has gone to levels beyond your fuckin' jurisdiction! 873 01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:18,550 Do you realize a Saab is a vintage classic? 874 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,860 Do you know how much depreciation value this just cost me? 875 01:00:21,860 --> 01:00:25,090 Mr. Baumgarner, you like secrets, right? 876 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:26,660 Yeah, why? 877 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:29,100 We've been keeping a little secret from you. 878 01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:32,070 The secret is out, I need god damn medical attention! 879 01:00:32,070 --> 01:00:34,370 You deserve to know the truth. 880 01:00:35,310 --> 01:00:36,740 The truth, what truth? 881 01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:40,010 Nice drivin', city boy. 882 01:00:43,650 --> 01:00:45,880 Is that Burl wearin' my mask? 883 01:00:54,190 --> 01:00:57,490 The truth is, we're smarter than you. 884 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,410 Poppy, listen to me. 885 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,410 No matter what happens next, 886 01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:22,180 there is nothing that we can't get through together. 887 01:01:24,490 --> 01:01:25,550 We're blood. 888 01:01:35,470 --> 01:01:37,330 Oh, Mr. Baumgarner! 889 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,400 Hi! 890 01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:48,910 Welcome to the Merrymaker camp ground official reopening. 891 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,710 Boy, I do apologize that things haven't gone 892 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,880 a little bit more smoothly. 893 01:01:54,890 --> 01:01:57,450 We have been dealing with a little bit of an issue, 894 01:01:57,450 --> 01:02:00,960 these last few months, and my, oh my, you just 895 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:04,430 would've thought that all hell had broken loose, but uh, 896 01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:07,630 luckily, crisis averted. 897 01:02:08,970 --> 01:02:13,500 So, I had Penelope get together a little something for you. 898 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,600 A little visual aid, so Penelope, if you please. 899 01:02:28,590 --> 01:02:30,620 Since you got all the credit for writing down our story, 900 01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:32,790 I thought that you should at least see the truth. 901 01:02:37,490 --> 01:02:39,090 You know how to raise this thing, right? 902 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,030 Dude, don't worry about it. 903 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,500 Just film it. 904 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,100 Apparently there's this camp counselor who eats 905 01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:50,370 babies or something who lives in that cabin. 906 01:02:50,370 --> 01:02:52,510 I've been double dog dared and bet five dollars 907 01:02:52,510 --> 01:02:56,010 that I won't go inside of it, alone, for 10 minutes. 908 01:02:56,010 --> 01:02:57,550 Alone? 909 01:02:57,550 --> 01:02:58,780 That's two dollars a minute, that's a pretty good deal. 910 01:02:58,780 --> 01:03:00,010 If I gave you $20, 911 01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:01,450 you still wouldn't go in it, you baby. 912 01:03:01,450 --> 01:03:04,890 - I told you, my number's 100. - Fine, then stay here. 913 01:03:04,890 --> 01:03:06,550 No, Caitie, come on. 914 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,920 Caitie, it was funny before, but not anymore. 915 01:03:08,930 --> 01:03:10,530 Caitie. 916 01:03:10,530 --> 01:03:12,090 I thought you weren't scared of anything? 917 01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:14,060 - You won't do it. - Oh, yeah? 918 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Watch me. 919 01:03:22,610 --> 01:03:24,370 - Holy crap! - God, what was it, take this! 920 01:03:24,370 --> 01:03:28,410 I don't know, there's something in there! 921 01:03:28,410 --> 01:03:29,910 - Violet, come on. - Hello? 922 01:03:29,910 --> 01:03:32,850 No, Violet, come on, please, let's just go. 923 01:03:32,850 --> 01:03:33,850 No. 924 01:03:36,950 --> 01:03:40,990 Violet, Violet! 925 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:49,330 And, the rest, they say, is history. 926 01:03:51,170 --> 01:03:52,170 Thank you, Poppy. 927 01:03:55,940 --> 01:04:00,140 Boy, I did not think that a fan letter would get you here. 928 01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:05,110 But when you showed up, come hell or high water, 929 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,220 I just knew that our ship had come in. 930 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,190 So, tell me, Mr. B. 931 01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:18,290 How much are the lives of that cutie-pie wife, 932 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:21,740 and little bun in the oven of yours worth to ya, hm? 933 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:26,170 What about your little girl? 934 01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:32,340 Isabella? 935 01:04:32,340 --> 01:04:34,060 Something really scary and bad can happen... 936 01:04:36,610 --> 01:04:39,280 Get back! 937 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,650 Go on, bear, go on, bear. 938 01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:42,850 What is he doing? 939 01:04:42,850 --> 01:04:44,950 You can't fucking bring that thing in here. 940 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,850 You can't bring that thing in here! 941 01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:50,220 Signed, sealed and delivered. 942 01:04:50,230 --> 01:04:51,290 As promised. 943 01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:55,860 Get behind me, Poppy. 944 01:04:55,870 --> 01:04:57,300 That is not a Bigfoot. 945 01:04:59,070 --> 01:05:01,200 - It's your brother. - What? 946 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,670 You heard him, your brother, not a Bigfoot. 947 01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:07,640 That's, that's Wayne? 948 01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:10,510 That's our Wayne? 949 01:05:10,510 --> 01:05:11,880 But Mom said that he... 950 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,020 Mom lied to ya, sweet pea. 951 01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:15,580 Your mom had a lot of secrets. 952 01:05:41,650 --> 01:05:43,440 What's momma to do? 953 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,550 Not clip the wings of her baby bird. 954 01:05:50,290 --> 01:05:51,650 Cradle you. 955 01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:54,420 And coddle you in my arms forever. 956 01:05:56,330 --> 01:05:57,690 No! 957 01:05:57,690 --> 01:06:02,200 Our divine mother gives us obstacles, 958 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,270 and those obstacles provide us with the nutrients 959 01:06:05,270 --> 01:06:09,000 of opportunity for the growth of our species. 960 01:06:09,010 --> 01:06:11,710 You are my challenge! 961 01:06:12,810 --> 01:06:15,780 You are the fruit of a mother's labor! 962 01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:19,410 Left out to spoil in the sun! 963 01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:22,780 You will rise out of the ashes, 964 01:06:22,790 --> 01:06:26,990 and your scars will be proof that you cannot be taken down 965 01:06:26,990 --> 01:06:31,060 by mere mortal men! 966 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,240 What in God's name? 967 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,970 Their parents are already searching for them. 968 01:06:46,980 --> 01:06:49,410 We don't have much time, I need you, baby. 969 01:06:51,110 --> 01:06:53,310 If I'm to keep this place going, I need you. 970 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,450 I need you to be strong for me. 971 01:06:55,450 --> 01:06:59,550 This'll just be our secret, okay? 972 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,560 Okay? 973 01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:10,470 Now, I need you, I need you to get that bear 974 01:07:10,470 --> 01:07:12,200 that you shot that's still in the walk-in. 975 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,840 I need you to bring me his paw. 976 01:07:16,210 --> 01:07:17,240 You got to be quick. 977 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:05,990 Wayne? 978 01:08:05,990 --> 01:08:06,820 Wayne. 979 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:08,090 Wayne, it's me. 980 01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:09,320 It's Pop tart. 981 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,630 Calm down, calm down. 982 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:21,600 You're okay, you're okay. 983 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,240 Time to take the armor off. 984 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,710 You and me both, okay, bear? 985 01:08:26,710 --> 01:08:29,180 Can you be brave for me, bear? 986 01:08:33,550 --> 01:08:35,550 It's okay, bear. 987 01:08:35,550 --> 01:08:36,550 It's okay. 988 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:39,720 Oh, baby. 989 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:41,560 Oh, baby. 990 01:08:42,830 --> 01:08:45,890 This off now, let you see what the 991 01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:47,800 real world looks like. 992 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,010 You killed those two girls, Wayne? 993 01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:02,480 Wayne. 994 01:09:03,580 --> 01:09:05,710 And that camper girl? 995 01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:08,320 Those are innocent people, Wayne. 996 01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:09,280 Who's innocent? 997 01:09:09,290 --> 01:09:11,090 The boy's handicapped! 998 01:09:11,090 --> 01:09:12,790 He's not a boy, he's a grown ass man, 999 01:09:12,790 --> 01:09:14,290 and if you ask me, you're just as much to blame as he is, 1000 01:09:14,290 --> 01:09:15,920 so I would shut it, if I were you! 1001 01:09:15,930 --> 01:09:18,460 He's never hurt you, has he? 1002 01:09:18,460 --> 01:09:19,460 Let him be. 1003 01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:22,030 You wanna wipe the slate clean? 1004 01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,030 Yeah. 1005 01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:25,870 He can't be here anymore. 1006 01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:27,500 Either you do it, or I will. 1007 01:09:29,110 --> 01:09:30,370 You got your orders. 1008 01:09:31,980 --> 01:09:35,210 He is what will always be great about humanity. 1009 01:09:37,850 --> 01:09:40,380 No matter how deep the shit gets... 1010 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,050 His spirit is undying. 1011 01:09:50,590 --> 01:09:52,030 God damn national monument. 1012 01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:56,300 Come here, bear. 1013 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:04,570 I swore to your momma I'd protect ya until your last breath. 1014 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:10,010 I can't let 'em take you away in chains, boy. 1015 01:10:47,550 --> 01:10:50,150 Y'all ain't even my fucking kids. 1016 01:10:55,090 --> 01:10:56,790 Jesus fuck, Annie! 1017 01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:01,930 Burl and I had unfinished business I just finished. 1018 01:11:01,930 --> 01:11:03,760 I am done with this fucking shit! 1019 01:11:03,770 --> 01:11:06,000 I am done with your fucking schemes! 1020 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,340 I'm out, okay? 1021 01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:10,400 Just try and hold it together, Penelope! 1022 01:11:10,410 --> 01:11:11,410 Okay? 1023 01:11:13,210 --> 01:11:14,510 We're almost done here. 1024 01:11:15,850 --> 01:11:18,850 Now, kindly remove the gag from Mr. Baumgarner, 1025 01:11:18,850 --> 01:11:21,480 and we can get down to business, do you understand? 1026 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,100 You crazy bitches. 1027 01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,000 I've always wanted to ask you something, Mr. Baumgarner. 1028 01:11:42,010 --> 01:11:43,010 Face to face. 1029 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:45,770 You never camped here. 1030 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,710 You don't know us. 1031 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,180 So, our family, our story, our history, 1032 01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:54,880 was that just about money to you? 1033 01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:58,250 What's wrong with money? 1034 01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:01,720 Nothing's wrong with money, we love money. 1035 01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,820 This little adventure that we are currently engaged in 1036 01:12:03,830 --> 01:12:06,060 is entrepreneurial in nature. 1037 01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:07,660 I bet this was so cute. 1038 01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:13,350 Oh, yeah, babe. 1039 01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:15,110 You have no idea how deep inside of you I am. 1040 01:12:16,170 --> 01:12:18,810 Every man has to answer for his sins, Roland. 1041 01:12:19,810 --> 01:12:20,880 Fuck, just as Burl. 1042 01:12:22,410 --> 01:12:25,350 What about Burl? 1043 01:12:25,350 --> 01:12:27,010 Pictures and the laptop, please. 1044 01:12:30,890 --> 01:12:32,120 Oh, thank you. 1045 01:12:33,220 --> 01:12:35,020 I realize there needs to be incentives 1046 01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:36,920 for both parties for a deal. 1047 01:12:38,290 --> 01:12:41,460 Yeah, us backward folk, we got lots of cousins, 1048 01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:42,730 like cousin Kara? 1049 01:12:46,140 --> 01:12:48,000 She thinks you're gross, by the way. 1050 01:12:54,110 --> 01:12:55,940 So, what do you say, Roland? 1051 01:12:55,950 --> 01:12:59,680 Shall we commence with the first official business 1052 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,120 transaction for the newly reopened Merrymaker camp ground? 1053 01:13:04,190 --> 01:13:05,990 - Transaction? - Mm-hm! 1054 01:13:05,990 --> 01:13:10,060 6523343013, know that number? 1055 01:13:10,060 --> 01:13:12,590 Yeah, that one just happens to be my fave. 1056 01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:15,230 I'm gonna need the password, hon. 1057 01:13:16,330 --> 01:13:18,800 The password is blow me, bitch. 1058 01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:23,500 I need that money to get out of here, 1059 01:13:23,510 --> 01:13:25,510 so you're gonna fucking cooperate. 1060 01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:27,980 Or we can do this the I'm your biggest fan misery way. 1061 01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:30,510 It's totally up to you, but I really don't wanna have to 1062 01:13:30,510 --> 01:13:33,110 go after the wife and the kids and the white picket fence. 1063 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,280 I'm fuckin' tired, Ro. 1064 01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:42,360 Double one, three, oh. 1065 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,390 Isabella. 1066 01:13:47,530 --> 01:13:49,460 What is this? 1067 01:13:49,470 --> 01:13:50,470 What is it? 1068 01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:56,800 There's got to be another account or something, right? 1069 01:13:56,810 --> 01:13:58,740 Is this where you need to put the minimum balance, or... 1070 01:13:58,740 --> 01:14:00,670 I thought you said that this was hundreds of thousands 1071 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,480 - of dollars? - Just shut up, Penelope. 1072 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,510 You wrote a best-seller, 10 million copies sold. 1073 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:07,180 Where's the money, Roland? 1074 01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:09,680 Who do you think I am? 1075 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:12,150 Steven fucking King? 1076 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,760 I've written one book. 1077 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,690 From which the distribution takes a cut, agent fees, 1078 01:14:17,690 --> 01:14:20,930 manager fees, fucking attorney fees, all plus tax! 1079 01:14:20,930 --> 01:14:22,460 Oh, my god, this is pathetic. 1080 01:14:22,470 --> 01:14:25,470 No, what's pathetic is that my wife makes the real money. 1081 01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:29,900 - If it wasn't for her... - Wait! 1082 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,370 He fucking writes a new book. 1083 01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:34,710 What? 1084 01:14:34,710 --> 01:14:35,640 We just gave him the perfect story. 1085 01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:36,980 He survived a Bigfoot attack! 1086 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:42,550 You do need a hit, Roland, be good for your ego. 1087 01:14:43,950 --> 01:14:47,450 And apparently the Bigfoot is very popular right now. 1088 01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:50,090 Yeah, he writes a Bigfoot book, 1089 01:14:50,090 --> 01:14:53,260 he gets to live, and the checks start coming in, 1090 01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:55,530 like from donors or something, 1091 01:14:55,530 --> 01:14:57,730 and we never have to fucking see him again. 1092 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:02,200 Oh, Poppy. 1093 01:15:02,210 --> 01:15:04,770 This is turning out so much better than I planned. 1094 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,910 Okay! 1095 01:15:06,910 --> 01:15:09,340 With a down payment today, of course. 1096 01:15:09,350 --> 01:15:11,610 So, uh, Mr. Baumgarner. 1097 01:15:11,610 --> 01:15:14,450 I would like to be the first to thank you for your generous, 1098 01:15:14,450 --> 01:15:17,520 albeit paltry 18,000 dollar donation to the Merrymaker 1099 01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:21,060 camp grounds memorial and conservation fund. 1100 01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:23,520 So, about how long, just ballpark, do you think 1101 01:15:23,530 --> 01:15:25,960 it's gonna take to whip out a first draft of this new book? 1102 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,600 Just shoot me. 1103 01:15:38,210 --> 01:15:39,210 Ah. 1104 01:15:40,610 --> 01:15:45,680 That would be what's referred to as a bad business decision. 1105 01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:50,920 Do we have a deal or what? 1106 01:15:51,990 --> 01:15:53,090 Do I have a choice? 1107 01:15:53,090 --> 01:15:54,090 No. 1108 01:15:57,090 --> 01:15:59,730 Three months, no more than 300 pages. 1109 01:16:01,900 --> 01:16:03,960 I could live with that. 1110 01:16:03,970 --> 01:16:05,730 And you're gonna live with that. 1111 01:16:07,770 --> 01:16:10,270 Okay, that is a deal. 1112 01:16:10,270 --> 01:16:11,540 Deal. 1113 01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:12,870 What do you say we untie the man? 1114 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,880 Alright. 1115 01:16:24,220 --> 01:16:27,590 Take it easy gettin' up out of the chair there, Ro-Ro. 1116 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,890 Probably smart a bit. 1117 01:16:32,060 --> 01:16:33,430 Oh, fuck. 1118 01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:41,340 Come on, bud, you're not a hero. 1119 01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:42,770 Just shut up, okay? 1120 01:16:42,770 --> 01:16:45,010 Or I will blow your fucking tits off, 1121 01:16:45,010 --> 01:16:47,780 and burn this shit heap to the ground, so help me god. 1122 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,380 That's a tranq gun, you doof. 1123 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:55,050 Is that right, Pops? 1124 01:16:58,950 --> 01:17:00,290 Ah, you stay right there. 1125 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:05,030 Now, give me the keys of your fucking truck. 1126 01:17:05,030 --> 01:17:06,360 Okay? 1127 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,160 Roland, you got nothing. 1128 01:17:09,530 --> 01:17:11,450 I would not be so quick to rush home to the wife, 1129 01:17:13,970 --> 01:17:15,370 if I were you. 1130 01:17:15,370 --> 01:17:16,850 If I were you, I'd go fuck yourself. 1131 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,610 And by the way, no deal. 1132 01:17:20,610 --> 01:17:22,710 No fucking Bigfoot deal. 1133 01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:25,150 Bigfoot is so played out. 1134 01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:29,520 I really don't think that you are considering 1135 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,790 the ripples that these actions will take. 1136 01:17:31,790 --> 01:17:35,090 Oh, I have thought about the ripples. 1137 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:44,730 I'm gonna kill you, but before I kill you, 1138 01:17:44,730 --> 01:17:47,070 I'm gonna answer your fucking question. 1139 01:17:48,340 --> 01:17:50,600 You wanna know why I chose this place? 1140 01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:57,410 It's because people in the real world 1141 01:17:57,410 --> 01:17:59,850 don't give a fuck what happens out here. 1142 01:18:01,150 --> 01:18:04,490 That's why it's called the middle of fuckin' nowhere, okay? 1143 01:18:04,490 --> 01:18:08,590 Whatever you say, doesn't fucking mean shit in my world. 1144 01:18:08,590 --> 01:18:10,420 So, yeah, the answer is yes. 1145 01:18:10,430 --> 01:18:13,690 You and your fucked up camp and your fucked up family 1146 01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:16,100 paid for my dream house, now give me the fucking keys, 1147 01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:18,570 so I can get the fuck home, okay? 1148 01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:22,640 The fucking keys, now. 1149 01:18:24,610 --> 01:18:25,770 That's right. 1150 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:37,420 Oh, shit. 1151 01:18:42,290 --> 01:18:44,530 You stay right there. 1152 01:21:21,050 --> 01:21:22,020 Oh, my god. 1153 01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:24,020 Oh, my god! 1154 01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:26,190 No, shh, baby. 1155 01:21:26,190 --> 01:21:27,520 Oh! 1156 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,360 What happened to you? 1157 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:31,630 Who did this to you? 1158 01:21:31,630 --> 01:21:32,630 Shh, shh. 1159 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,230 Baby, what happened? 1160 01:21:34,230 --> 01:21:35,760 Tell me. 1161 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:38,670 Roland. 1162 01:21:38,670 --> 01:21:40,170 Look at me, baby, what happened, what happened? 1163 01:21:40,170 --> 01:21:41,230 Who did this to you? 1164 01:21:42,140 --> 01:21:44,170 Ro, who did this to you? 1165 01:21:44,170 --> 01:21:45,670 I was attacked. 1166 01:21:46,740 --> 01:21:48,310 By who? 1167 01:21:48,310 --> 01:21:49,840 Roland? 1168 01:21:49,850 --> 01:21:51,110 Who did this to you? 1169 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:56,680 Who? 1170 01:21:57,690 --> 01:21:58,690 Bigfoot. 1171 01:22:03,890 --> 01:22:07,390 Honey, look at me, look at me. 1172 01:22:30,090 --> 01:22:32,320 - Kara. - Oh, hi, Christine. 1173 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,960 Um, is Roland around? 1174 01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:36,520 No, he's not home right now. 1175 01:22:37,390 --> 01:22:40,090 Okay, um, is he okay? 1176 01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:41,630 I heard he was attacked or... 1177 01:22:41,630 --> 01:22:44,030 He's doing much better now, thank you. 1178 01:22:44,030 --> 01:22:45,900 But he resigned from the university. 1179 01:22:46,870 --> 01:22:48,040 Are you guys moving? 1180 01:22:49,770 --> 01:22:51,770 That's exciting, where to? 1181 01:22:51,770 --> 01:22:53,640 Is there something I can help you with, Kara? 1182 01:22:56,150 --> 01:22:57,660 Yeah, sorry. 1183 01:22:57,660 --> 01:22:59,180 Yeah, I was cleaning my apartment, and found this. 1184 01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:01,210 I figured you should probably want it back. 1185 01:23:01,220 --> 01:23:02,920 - Mystery solved, thank you. - Yeah. 1186 01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:06,390 Well, you know, whatever happens, I hope at least inspires, 1187 01:23:06,390 --> 01:23:09,020 you know, some good writing, he's a good teacher. 1188 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:11,760 Well, I'll let him know you stopped by. 1189 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,290 Yeah, I mean, 1190 01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:15,830 he always told me to take my work really seriously, so... 1191 01:23:17,230 --> 01:23:20,100 I thought all work and no play makes Ro-Ro a dull boy? 1192 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,260 I'm sorry, did I startle you? 1193 01:23:50,770 --> 01:23:52,700 What, what's this? 1194 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,600 - It's the missing key. - I know, where'd you find it? 1195 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:01,070 Kara had it. 1196 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,380 Oh. 1197 01:24:02,380 --> 01:24:04,280 I didn't know you gave her one. 1198 01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:06,310 I didn't. 1199 01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:10,580 When did she come by, when'd you see her? 1200 01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:16,220 So, um, Penguin called. 1201 01:24:16,230 --> 01:24:18,960 And, uh, offered me an assistant editor position, 1202 01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:21,130 and I've agreed to take it. 1203 01:24:21,130 --> 01:24:25,230 Contingent that they publish my first attempt at a novel. 1204 01:24:25,230 --> 01:24:26,670 That's what this is. 1205 01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:29,300 Oh my, honey, that's amazing. 1206 01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:31,710 Why didn't you tell me before? 1207 01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:37,080 'Cause I just recently figured out how to end it. 1208 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,450 You know all horror stories end the same way. 1209 01:24:39,450 --> 01:24:41,750 You got to kill the monster, right? 1210 01:24:43,350 --> 01:24:45,890 This is huge, I can't wait to read it. 1211 01:24:45,890 --> 01:24:47,120 It's gonna be your first big hit. 1212 01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,220 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 1213 01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:53,830 I know I keep saying it, but, 1214 01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:58,530 maybe this whole thing was really a blessing in disguise. 1215 01:24:59,570 --> 01:25:01,200 No pain, no gain, right? 1216 01:25:02,940 --> 01:25:04,670 If you believe that kind of thing. 1217 01:25:06,410 --> 01:25:09,280 What'd you find to write about that was so horrifying? 1218 01:25:14,020 --> 01:25:16,750 All kinds of things I wish I didn't know about you. 1219 01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:49,320 Oh, no. 1220 01:26:51,180 --> 01:26:55,050 ♪ Ghosts on the hills ♪ 1221 01:26:55,050 --> 01:27:00,090 ♪ Weirdos on the boulevard ♪ 1222 01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:05,360 ♪ Kissin' goodbye to their vanishing dreams ♪ 1223 01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:10,430 ♪ As their life is blowing apart ♪ 1224 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:15,470 ♪ Fall out ♪ 1225 01:27:15,470 --> 01:27:20,540 ♪ In a bar brawl estate ♪ 1226 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:26,180 ♪ Fall out ♪ 1227 01:27:26,180 --> 01:27:29,320 ♪ In a colorful haze ♪ 1228 01:27:46,370 --> 01:27:49,500 ♪ For every shadow ♪ 1229 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:53,070 ♪ There's a different ♪ 1230 01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:57,010 ♪ A different story ♪ 1231 01:27:57,010 --> 01:28:00,110 ♪ For every shadow ♪ 1232 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:03,820 ♪ There's a different ♪ 1233 01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:06,890 ♪ A different story ♪ 1234 01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:33,780 ♪ A million dollars ♪ 1235 01:28:33,780 --> 01:28:38,220 ♪ Actors on the screen ♪ 1236 01:28:38,220 --> 01:28:43,820 ♪ You would give your life for a place in their sheets ♪ 1237 01:28:43,830 --> 01:28:48,430 ♪ But you'll never cure your fears ♪ 88560