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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,807 Good find. 2 00:01:53,841 --> 00:01:56,600 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with a pen, 3 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:58,572 but, good effort. 4 00:01:59,606 --> 00:02:00,742 You want to trade? 5 00:02:02,212 --> 00:02:04,483 Hey, give me that. 6 00:02:04,516 --> 00:02:05,753 Yeah. 7 00:02:06,921 --> 00:02:08,692 Yeah. 8 00:02:08,725 --> 00:02:10,997 You want to see what I can do with this? 9 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,187 Here you go, buddy. Take it. 10 00:02:23,221 --> 00:02:25,457 Hey, stay close. 11 00:02:47,804 --> 00:02:49,540 Okay. 12 00:02:57,021 --> 00:02:58,891 Shit. 13 00:03:01,798 --> 00:03:03,167 Fuck. 14 00:03:24,576 --> 00:03:26,848 Holy shit. 15 00:03:28,818 --> 00:03:30,889 You okay? 16 00:05:27,422 --> 00:05:30,228 Deep breath. Tighten. Pinch. 17 00:05:30,261 --> 00:05:31,997 Say it. 18 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,002 Deep breath. Tighten. Pinch. 19 00:05:34,036 --> 00:05:36,406 Good. Now I move my right arm as hard as I can 20 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:38,778 toward the opposite shoulder, like this, 21 00:05:38,812 --> 00:05:41,417 and then my arm goes up and over my head. 22 00:05:44,957 --> 00:05:46,694 So it goes up and over my head. 23 00:05:47,495 --> 00:05:49,701 So... 24 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:51,269 Up and over my head. 25 00:05:51,302 --> 00:05:54,042 You're stuck, aren't you? 26 00:05:54,076 --> 00:05:55,778 You know what? Actually... 27 00:05:55,812 --> 00:05:57,983 I haven't worked these straps before. 28 00:05:58,016 --> 00:06:00,288 ‐Your face is really red. ‐Yeah, it's a performance. 29 00:06:00,321 --> 00:06:02,994 Stage craft. You make them believe it's impossible. 30 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:11,911 Yo, back off. He bites. 31 00:06:11,944 --> 00:06:13,314 Shit. 32 00:06:14,783 --> 00:06:16,086 ‐Fuck. ‐Are you okay? 33 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,089 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. It's a... 34 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:22,098 ‐It's a part of it, you know. ‐Yeah. 35 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,769 Yorick, you in there? 36 00:06:23,802 --> 00:06:25,346 ‐Should I get that? ‐No, no, no, no, no. 37 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:26,983 ‐ Just shut the fuck up. ‐ I have Beth's check. 38 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:29,278 I need yours in an hour, or I'm calling your mom. 39 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:33,922 Who was that? 40 00:06:33,956 --> 00:06:35,490 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 41 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,170 Up and over, right? 42 00:06:43,139 --> 00:06:46,213 See? 43 00:06:46,247 --> 00:06:48,819 It's okay. You can clap. He can't hear anymore. 44 00:06:49,853 --> 00:06:51,290 These straps... 45 00:06:51,322 --> 00:06:53,762 My dad says this has to be my last lesson. 46 00:06:53,795 --> 00:06:55,230 Wait. What? Why? 47 00:06:55,264 --> 00:06:57,235 He said we're not getting our money's worth. 48 00:06:57,269 --> 00:06:59,473 I taught you how to get out of NYPD cuffs, dude. 49 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:01,276 He wanted me to learn card tricks. 50 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:03,281 I'll teach you card tricks then. 51 00:07:03,314 --> 00:07:04,994 If you want to be like every other asshole on the planet. 52 00:07:05,017 --> 00:07:07,021 ‐He found a camp. ‐Dude. 53 00:07:07,055 --> 00:07:08,759 I'm going to it this summer. 54 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:10,762 You can go to magic camp? 55 00:07:10,795 --> 00:07:12,197 I'm sorry, man. 56 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,538 My God. Your dad's a dick. 57 00:07:15,572 --> 00:07:18,911 Well, I am sorry, but it's true, okay. You're old enough to... 58 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:23,353 Um... all right, well, 59 00:07:23,387 --> 00:07:26,259 we still got 20 minutes, so... 60 00:07:26,293 --> 00:07:29,165 Your turn. Come on. Let's make it count. 61 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:33,074 You could have been one of the greats, Fred. 62 00:07:33,106 --> 00:07:34,543 Now, we'll never know. 63 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:40,855 Yeah, I just left him. He was with his aide. 64 00:07:40,889 --> 00:07:42,860 Cut the ordinal adverbs. 65 00:07:42,893 --> 00:07:44,863 "Firstly, secondly." 66 00:07:44,896 --> 00:07:46,399 Makes me seem like a schoolteacher. 67 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:47,937 You have the committee at noon. 68 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:49,550 I'll have the briefing books in your office. 69 00:07:49,574 --> 00:07:51,319 "The president was asked about Representative Brown's 70 00:07:51,343 --> 00:07:53,122 "legislative agenda which links Internet hate speech 71 00:07:53,146 --> 00:07:54,459 to a rise in domestic terrorism..." 72 00:07:54,483 --> 00:07:55,853 ‐Let me guess. ‐He's whining 73 00:07:55,886 --> 00:07:57,021 about the First Amendment 74 00:07:57,055 --> 00:07:58,891 ‐and calling for... ‐Unity. Yes. 75 00:07:58,925 --> 00:08:01,230 Let's all join hands with the psychotics of America. 76 00:08:01,262 --> 00:08:02,908 He just doesn't like that it's coming from you. 77 00:08:02,932 --> 00:08:04,369 You want to add a paragraph 78 00:08:04,403 --> 00:08:06,608 to the end of the speech? Hit him where it hurts? 79 00:08:06,641 --> 00:08:08,209 Is there press in the rotunda? 80 00:08:08,244 --> 00:08:10,247 Yeah, Andrew and Nick fishing for comments. 81 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,117 Grab them for me. I'll give them two minutes. 82 00:08:13,855 --> 00:08:15,826 We're about to have a lot of incoming calls. 83 00:08:15,858 --> 00:08:17,461 I'll have the dress 84 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:19,499 for the First Lady's party waiting in your office. 85 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,403 And Yorick's landlord called. 86 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,444 I'm gonna kill him. 87 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:29,052 There's a nail place across the street. Ask for Ashley. 88 00:08:29,086 --> 00:08:31,356 Tell her you work for me. She'll touch those up. 89 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:33,894 That's okay, I'll‐I'll just go after work. I... 90 00:08:33,928 --> 00:08:35,899 Give him hell. 91 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,937 Be back in an hour. 92 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,211 My nails are chipped. I didn't realize she's... 93 00:08:42,245 --> 00:08:44,048 You represent her, 94 00:08:44,081 --> 00:08:46,153 and they've been picking her apart for 20 years. Go. 95 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:55,038 And thank you for having me. 96 00:08:57,643 --> 00:09:01,383 Okay, so, right there on the subway, 97 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:04,456 I whispered in his ear that I'd suck his dick till tomorrow. 98 00:09:04,489 --> 00:09:06,628 He looked at me like I was a serial killer. 99 00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:11,035 When does this get more fun? 100 00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:14,208 Are you fucking serious? 101 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:17,448 I used to have so much fun when I was fucked‐up, 102 00:09:17,481 --> 00:09:19,318 you know, before it got scary. 103 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:23,394 ‐ Who's calling you? ‐ I don't know. 104 00:09:23,427 --> 00:09:25,398 Do you need to get that? 105 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:28,471 Sorry. Go ahead. 106 00:09:28,504 --> 00:09:31,210 ‐ Anyway, I, um... ‐ It's my brother. 107 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,051 I thought about you guys. 108 00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:36,553 You know, I thought about this room. 109 00:09:36,587 --> 00:09:39,125 After I'd stopped thinking about dick. 110 00:09:39,158 --> 00:09:40,461 Dude. 111 00:09:40,495 --> 00:09:42,164 No. I, um... 112 00:09:42,197 --> 00:09:43,711 Sometimes, I‐I still want to feel like... 113 00:09:43,735 --> 00:09:46,273 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 114 00:09:46,306 --> 00:09:48,043 Anything is possible, 115 00:09:48,076 --> 00:09:49,713 ‐ but... ‐ Yeah, what do you want? 116 00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:52,251 ‐ ...I think this is better. ‐ Couldn't it wait? 117 00:09:53,654 --> 00:09:56,058 ‐What is wrong with you? ‐How's this? 118 00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:57,394 Fun? You making friends? 119 00:09:57,428 --> 00:09:59,399 Fucking sucks. 120 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,671 Two more, and I am free. 121 00:10:01,703 --> 00:10:03,975 You should stop smoking. 122 00:10:04,009 --> 00:10:05,645 But why? 123 00:10:05,678 --> 00:10:07,182 I need some money. 124 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:09,186 Get the fuck out of here. 125 00:10:09,219 --> 00:10:11,289 ‐No, it's just‐just... ‐No. Seriously, fuck off. 126 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:13,302 Just, like, a hundred bucks or something. Can you...? 127 00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:15,298 ‐You think I have money? ‐Just need to get 128 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:17,076 some shit for tonight. Can you please let me borrow some cash? 129 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,072 What shit? What's tonight? 130 00:10:19,105 --> 00:10:23,581 Cheese and wine and crackers, like, but nice ones. I'm... 131 00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:26,519 I'm doing it. Tonight. 132 00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:28,524 ‐No. ‐Yeah. 133 00:10:28,557 --> 00:10:30,962 I'm telling you no. 134 00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:33,167 ‐I thought you liked Beth. ‐Well, I love Beth. 135 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,503 ‐Yeah. ‐Beth's great. 136 00:10:34,537 --> 00:10:36,540 Yeah, I know. I bought a ring. 137 00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:38,611 You're broke. You just asked me for money. 138 00:10:38,644 --> 00:10:40,447 No, no, no, Joel found it in Morocco. 139 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,061 It's Bedouin. It's turn of the century... 140 00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:44,456 Joel from the magic shop? 141 00:10:44,489 --> 00:10:46,302 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll show you a picture. 142 00:10:46,326 --> 00:10:47,562 I don't want to see it. 143 00:10:47,596 --> 00:10:49,466 No, no, no, it's cool. It's... Where is it? 144 00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:53,240 Mom and Dad still pay your rent, right? 145 00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:55,678 No. 146 00:10:55,711 --> 00:10:58,183 Yeah, sometimes if I'm, like, low on cash. 147 00:10:58,216 --> 00:11:00,129 You don't know what you want to do with your life. 148 00:11:00,153 --> 00:11:03,027 ‐I'm an escape artist. ‐Jesus, Yorick. 149 00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:07,268 Beth loves you, for some reason, but this ends badly, 150 00:11:07,302 --> 00:11:09,716 ‐ I promise you. ‐ No, no, no, I'm not looking for your blessing. 151 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:13,179 You can't afford cheese, but you want to marry your girlfriend. 152 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,583 Yeah. 153 00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:17,322 You're keeping a monkey prisoner in a studio. 154 00:11:17,355 --> 00:11:18,456 He's a service animal. 155 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:20,394 You need to get your shit together. 156 00:11:20,427 --> 00:11:22,775 Okay, you're gonna talk to me about getting my shit together. 157 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:25,303 ‐ Okay. ‐ Yeah, is that what that meeting is in there? 158 00:11:25,337 --> 00:11:26,774 ‐ Okay! ‐ What, it's, the, 159 00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:28,409 association of responsible adults? 160 00:11:28,443 --> 00:11:29,746 Yup, that's what it is. 161 00:11:29,779 --> 00:11:31,082 Yeah, you got a DUI in Manhattan. 162 00:11:31,115 --> 00:11:32,720 Do you know how hard that is to do? 163 00:11:32,753 --> 00:11:34,523 Actually, you know what, in some ways, 164 00:11:34,557 --> 00:11:37,128 ‐that's an accomplishment, so... ‐All right. Fine. 165 00:11:37,161 --> 00:11:39,131 ‐ ‐Don't listen to me. ‐ Embarrass yourself. 166 00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:40,677 Okay. Yeah, you know what, Beth loves me 167 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,649 and we're happy and it's a functioning relationship. 168 00:11:42,673 --> 00:11:46,346 And maybe if you didn't hate yourself so fucking much... 169 00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:47,481 Whatever. 170 00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:51,790 Hey, yo. 171 00:11:51,823 --> 00:11:52,793 They're not gonna sign your sheet 172 00:11:52,826 --> 00:11:53,595 if you miss the whole meeting, 173 00:11:53,628 --> 00:11:55,063 and I'm not coming to another one 174 00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:56,265 of these things, so... 175 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,836 Hey, Yorick. 176 00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,239 Sup, Sam? 177 00:12:01,778 --> 00:12:03,147 Don't say I didn't warn you. 178 00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:04,349 Thank you. 179 00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:07,623 Sorry. I forgot the... 180 00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:09,759 Okay. 181 00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:23,721 Don't get too attached. 182 00:12:23,754 --> 00:12:26,525 It's a wild animal. 183 00:12:26,561 --> 00:12:28,565 I named him Jerry. 184 00:12:29,634 --> 00:12:31,870 How do you know it's a boy? 185 00:12:31,903 --> 00:12:34,610 Works either way. 186 00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,880 ‐You know, they can give you leprosy. ‐Yeah, well, 187 00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:39,152 can't be any worse than what you're carrying. 188 00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:43,861 No, I can build a trap. We can drive him out somewhere. 189 00:12:43,894 --> 00:12:46,174 It's a fucking armadillo, Jade. It's not an endangered species. 190 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,336 Yeah, but he's Jerry. 191 00:12:52,645 --> 00:12:54,783 ‐You want? ‐Yeah. 192 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,508 ‐Okay, they're pulling up. You almost done? ‐Yeah. 193 00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:09,647 Can you... 194 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:11,551 grab me that battery? 195 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,519 ‐ Which one? ‐ The one right there. 196 00:13:13,554 --> 00:13:15,658 Yeah, can you put that... 197 00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,161 in there? 198 00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:30,187 Kaboom! 199 00:13:30,221 --> 00:13:32,325 Okay. 200 00:13:32,357 --> 00:13:33,537 Can you wait in the other room? 201 00:13:33,561 --> 00:13:34,806 They don't want to meet the artiste? 202 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,509 I don't think these guys want a Black chick 203 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,871 building their explosive device. 204 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:41,677 Maybe... 205 00:13:41,711 --> 00:13:43,624 you shouldn't have told them you could make something 206 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,585 you can't make. 207 00:13:47,187 --> 00:13:48,892 Okay, but... I owe you. 208 00:13:48,924 --> 00:13:50,761 You're my sensei. 209 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,765 But you just have to fuck off into the other room. 210 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,469 ‐Okay. Okay. ‐These guys are serious. 211 00:13:57,442 --> 00:13:58,912 Now. 212 00:15:46,894 --> 00:15:48,730 Good work. 213 00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:51,436 I thought I had more time. 214 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,840 Suitcase is on your coffee table. 215 00:15:52,873 --> 00:15:54,710 Flight's at midnight. 216 00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:58,884 Maybe someplace with hills? 217 00:16:00,488 --> 00:16:02,325 Oklahoma's pretty depressing. 218 00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:04,673 We need someone embedded with POTUS. 219 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,664 There's a credible threat. 220 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,035 Consider it a... promotion 221 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:10,374 for a job well done. 222 00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:15,528 No, I don't want Paw Patrol. 223 00:16:15,552 --> 00:16:17,990 It's a Ninja Turtles party. 224 00:16:18,023 --> 00:16:19,927 Well, you should've called me last week. 225 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,533 ‐ The party's on Saturday. ‐ I can't ju... 226 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:26,072 Hold on a second. Sorry. I‐I‐I'll have to call you back. 227 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,577 What's up? 228 00:16:30,849 --> 00:16:32,653 Send me the link. I'll call you back. 229 00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:42,806 Look at that. Four in a row. 230 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,640 You got that, right? 231 00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:45,879 James, can I talk to you for a second? 232 00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:47,783 Hey, Nora, 233 00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:49,753 you ever shoot a handgun? 234 00:16:49,787 --> 00:16:51,591 Sorry, Mr. President. 235 00:16:51,624 --> 00:16:52,592 No, I haven't. 236 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,797 But you are a gun owner, right? 237 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,734 Don't make me look bad in front of the press. 238 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,470 Two Remington 870s 239 00:16:58,503 --> 00:17:00,642 in a gun safe in my garage! 240 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,778 Shot our own turkey for Thanksgiving last year. 241 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:05,852 You, 242 00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:08,056 ‐shot a turkey? ‐Absolutely not. 243 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,935 So you just pulled "Remington 870" out of your ass? 244 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,797 I'm good at my job. 245 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,800 Jennifer Brown called POTUS a misogynist. 246 00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,872 On CNN. 247 00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:18,410 ‐ When? ‐ Just now. She'll ask him. 248 00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:19,813 He doesn't like to be blindsided. 249 00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:22,885 All right, folks! We need to get the president back. 250 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,558 ‐ Mr. President, one more question. ‐ We'll catch you next time. 251 00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:27,538 First Lady will kill me if he's late for her party. 252 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,666 Thank you, Shonda. It's a pleasure, 253 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,001 ‐as always. ‐Indeed, sir. 254 00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:33,073 Do I want to know? 255 00:17:33,105 --> 00:17:35,009 We'll brief you in the car. 256 00:17:35,044 --> 00:17:37,515 Take a shot first. 257 00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:39,384 Come on. Humor me. 258 00:17:39,419 --> 00:17:41,056 I bet you've never even held a gun. 259 00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,059 Once. 260 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,664 In college. A boyfriend took me to a range. 261 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:48,002 You'll like it. 262 00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:49,807 Don't I need to sign the waiver? 263 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:50,808 Nora. 264 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,546 Take the damn shot. 265 00:17:58,522 --> 00:18:00,628 Just... Safety first. 266 00:18:05,771 --> 00:18:07,675 Just don't point it at me, 267 00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,880 or Jordan'll turn you into Swiss cheese. 268 00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:15,925 Keep your eyes open. 269 00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:17,796 For the love of God. 270 00:18:30,888 --> 00:18:33,661 And Peter, my wild man, 271 00:18:33,694 --> 00:18:37,201 he starts complaining about having stomachaches. 272 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:40,775 And then, one night, he comes crawling into my bed, 273 00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:42,645 and it all comes out. 274 00:18:42,679 --> 00:18:45,585 Mrs. Andrews saw him pull a girl's hair, 275 00:18:45,618 --> 00:18:48,056 and she shamed him publicly 276 00:18:48,089 --> 00:18:49,893 in front of the whole class. 277 00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:51,896 And I am livid when I talk to her. Livid. 278 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,102 You know... mama bear. 279 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,773 "We're teaching the children about bodily autonomy," 280 00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:57,776 she tells me. 281 00:18:57,808 --> 00:18:59,112 Of course, it doesn't matter 282 00:18:59,144 --> 00:19:02,853 that the girl pushed him first. 283 00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:03,988 Or that he's a child. 284 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:06,727 We are raising our boys 285 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,063 to fight their instincts, 286 00:19:08,096 --> 00:19:10,602 to be ashamed of them. 287 00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:14,777 We're teaching our boys to be afraid to become men, 288 00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:18,115 to be a‐afraid to‐to touch a woman. 289 00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,855 To kiss a woman. 290 00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:23,694 To be afraid to talk to a woman. 291 00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:26,634 Because we now live in a world 292 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,103 where one misunderstanding, 293 00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:30,074 just one, 294 00:19:30,106 --> 00:19:32,077 can unravel a whole life. 295 00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:39,258 Did you hear what she called him? 296 00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,961 She called him a misogynist. 297 00:19:40,994 --> 00:19:42,298 Who cares? 298 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,035 He's not a misogynist. 299 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:47,307 He's a champion for women's rights and... 300 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:48,242 Boys, please don't throw any of that. 301 00:19:48,276 --> 00:19:50,582 What are you doing? Where's your jacket? 302 00:19:50,615 --> 00:19:51,893 Why is your‐‐ What's going on with your tie? 303 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,119 Babe. 304 00:19:53,153 --> 00:19:54,856 What‐What's going on? 305 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,067 I thought they were supposed to be ready. 306 00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:57,060 We're ready. 307 00:19:57,094 --> 00:19:58,897 Nobody has their shoes on, look. 308 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,166 Boys, 309 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,104 ‐ shoes. ‐ I don't want to wear shoes. 310 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,240 Can you...? 311 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,946 She's scared of any primary challengers, 312 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,617 and she should be. 313 00:20:08,651 --> 00:20:10,631 Either way, she's gonna lose the next election cycle. 314 00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:13,093 Okay! Mommy's little monsters, 315 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,565 let's all get our shoes on. Let's get ready. 316 00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:16,876 Let's get jackets. Let's not be late 317 00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:18,805 for Nana's party, okay? 318 00:20:18,837 --> 00:20:20,339 ‐ Hi, my little baby. ‐ Is it dead? 319 00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:21,943 Okay! 320 00:20:21,977 --> 00:20:23,346 Okay, boys! Come on. 321 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,782 Don't touch that. 322 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,557 Let's put our shoes on? Let's get ready to go. 323 00:21:00,287 --> 00:21:02,692 You look beautiful. 324 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,336 You made it. 325 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,844 You know how much I love glad‐handing. 326 00:21:11,876 --> 00:21:13,881 Well, this isn't glad‐handing. 327 00:21:13,914 --> 00:21:15,684 This is ass‐kissing. 328 00:21:15,718 --> 00:21:18,098 Well, at least you called him an asshole on national television. 329 00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:20,294 That's sure to spice up the evening. 330 00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:22,096 Congresswoman. 331 00:21:22,131 --> 00:21:23,232 He'd like to see you. 332 00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:28,076 I'll get you a drink. 333 00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:29,645 Thank you. 334 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,636 Piano player's a nice touch. 335 00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,306 I'm sure Marla's over the moon. 336 00:21:43,339 --> 00:21:45,210 Nora saw you on TV. 337 00:21:45,243 --> 00:21:46,412 It's pretty harsh words 338 00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:48,215 for someone who came to your wedding. 339 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,954 ‐What was the exact quote, Nora? ‐"It's no surprise 340 00:21:50,989 --> 00:21:53,026 "that President Campbell wouldn't heed my call 341 00:21:53,058 --> 00:21:55,197 "to take Internet hate speech seriously. 342 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,767 "That would require alienating 343 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,837 "some of his most vocal supporters. 344 00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:00,140 Like the KKK." 345 00:22:00,173 --> 00:22:02,377 The KKK, Jennifer. Really? 346 00:22:02,411 --> 00:22:04,281 Go on. 347 00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:07,188 ‐I was there. I know what I said. ‐"He's an old‐school politician 348 00:22:07,221 --> 00:22:09,057 ‐from a bygone era." ‐Really, Jen? 349 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:10,828 You've been in Congress for two decades... 350 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,207 "Who expects me to shut up and listen. 351 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,367 "I think I'll listen to the experts. 352 00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:17,942 The president has never been a woman on the Internet." 353 00:22:17,976 --> 00:22:21,683 ‐You called me sexist. ‐I was asked. I answered. 354 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,286 You're off the clock. 355 00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:25,022 James still wants to talk about Oklahoma. 356 00:22:26,058 --> 00:22:28,262 What's going on in Oklahoma? 357 00:22:28,296 --> 00:22:30,099 A bomb went off. 358 00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:31,278 Domestic terrorists with ties 359 00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:32,873 to the American Freedom Coalition. 360 00:22:32,905 --> 00:22:34,710 Casualties? 361 00:22:34,742 --> 00:22:37,181 Miraculously just the assholes involved. 362 00:22:37,213 --> 00:22:39,117 Blew themselves up by accident. 363 00:22:40,954 --> 00:22:44,930 Well, want to place any bets as to their Internet activity? 364 00:22:47,736 --> 00:22:49,080 Tell him I'll call him from the car 365 00:22:49,105 --> 00:22:50,875 on the way back to the Residence. 366 00:22:50,909 --> 00:22:52,913 And, um... 367 00:22:52,945 --> 00:22:55,250 stall for me with Marla for a minute, would you? 368 00:22:55,284 --> 00:22:57,288 Yes, Mr. President. 369 00:23:03,098 --> 00:23:05,304 But you never used to wave the lady card. 370 00:23:05,336 --> 00:23:07,473 We all respected the hell out of you for that.‐... 371 00:23:07,508 --> 00:23:09,111 "The lady card." 372 00:23:09,144 --> 00:23:12,250 I don't want to fight in the press. 373 00:23:14,055 --> 00:23:17,094 You think you're the only one who doesn't like Nazis? 374 00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:18,763 We can work together on this. 375 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,743 You had the opportunity to work with me, you passed. 376 00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:23,272 Come on, you would've hated that job.? 377 00:23:23,306 --> 00:23:26,112 ‐Tell me more. ‐I wanted you for it, you know that. 378 00:23:26,144 --> 00:23:27,949 There were a lot of voices in the room. 379 00:23:27,982 --> 00:23:29,786 Don't bullshit me, Ted. 380 00:23:29,819 --> 00:23:30,931 You floated that idea to the press 381 00:23:30,954 --> 00:23:32,258 so you could get a cookie 382 00:23:32,290 --> 00:23:33,530 for being such a moderate hero. 383 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,163 You got all the political points 384 00:23:35,197 --> 00:23:37,134 without having to actually do anything. 385 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,471 ‐That's how you see me. ‐You're a politician. 386 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,209 And what are you? 387 00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:42,510 Believe it or not, 388 00:23:42,545 --> 00:23:44,347 considering a spot in your administration 389 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:46,854 didn't play as well for me as it did for you. 390 00:23:48,355 --> 00:23:49,893 I like you, Jennifer. 391 00:23:49,926 --> 00:23:51,797 I want us to be friends again. 392 00:23:51,829 --> 00:23:53,333 We will be. 393 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,771 In about two and a half years. 394 00:24:01,249 --> 00:24:02,786 I'm gonna need you to work on Saturday. 395 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:04,855 Joey's got his daughter's first communion. 396 00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:06,993 I can't. Sorry. 397 00:24:07,027 --> 00:24:10,232 ‐Why not? ‐I don't want to. 398 00:24:16,045 --> 00:24:17,882 I told her about us. 399 00:24:19,853 --> 00:24:22,357 Shut up. You did not. 400 00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,512 What did she say? 401 00:24:44,434 --> 00:24:46,204 Entitled little shits. 402 00:24:46,239 --> 00:24:48,143 Ryan‐‐ the kid I was telling you about‐‐ 403 00:24:48,175 --> 00:24:49,613 I gave Ryan a "C" on his term paper, 404 00:24:49,645 --> 00:24:51,983 because it was objectively terrible. 405 00:24:52,017 --> 00:24:54,521 I mean, he uses semicolons all the time. 406 00:24:54,556 --> 00:24:57,394 Literally no discernible reason to use a semicolon. 407 00:24:57,427 --> 00:24:59,131 It's like he's decorating the page. 408 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,500 Thanks. 409 00:25:00,535 --> 00:25:03,405 And this motherfucker asks to talk to me after class. 410 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,410 Well, semicolons are tricky. 411 00:25:05,443 --> 00:25:07,949 Whoa. What is this? 412 00:25:07,981 --> 00:25:10,519 ‐Grilled cheese. ‐I can see that. 413 00:25:10,555 --> 00:25:13,560 Three different cheeses‐‐ cheddar, jack, and goat‐‐ 414 00:25:13,594 --> 00:25:15,530 and there's, tomato in there, too. 415 00:25:18,636 --> 00:25:21,476 Um, so, Ryan... 416 00:25:23,078 --> 00:25:24,659 Ryan tells me he's gonna get the professor involved, 417 00:25:24,682 --> 00:25:27,453 because he claims that I'm biased against him. 418 00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,394 Holy shit. This is amazing. 419 00:25:30,426 --> 00:25:32,498 Yeah, you are biased. You told me you hate his face. 420 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,402 Yeah, well, he told the professor 421 00:25:34,434 --> 00:25:36,874 that he thinks I'm "out to get him" 422 00:25:36,906 --> 00:25:38,911 because I, apparently, 423 00:25:38,943 --> 00:25:41,583 used the phrase "white privilege" the other week, 424 00:25:41,616 --> 00:25:43,529 and he claims that I was looking right at him when I said it. 425 00:25:43,554 --> 00:25:45,156 Man, what a dick. 426 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:47,361 What about you? How was Freddy? 427 00:25:47,394 --> 00:25:49,330 ‐ You get him in the jacket? ‐ Yeah. 428 00:25:49,365 --> 00:25:50,500 Sort of. 429 00:25:52,538 --> 00:25:54,542 Whoa. 430 00:25:54,576 --> 00:25:56,320 Ten‐year‐olds shouldn't be claustrophobic, right? 431 00:25:56,345 --> 00:25:57,949 Like, what happened to you, Freddy? 432 00:26:00,954 --> 00:26:04,228 I think I should come with you to Australia. 433 00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:05,664 I think I should come. 434 00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,568 What? What about your show? 435 00:26:07,602 --> 00:26:09,337 ‐I thought Joel said yes. ‐Yeah, I know. 436 00:26:09,371 --> 00:26:11,174 Only if I can get it down to 45 minutes. 437 00:26:11,209 --> 00:26:12,545 So get it down to 45 minutes. 438 00:26:12,578 --> 00:26:14,080 No, there's no way. That's like... 439 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:16,085 That's like "burning chair," "straitjacket tank," 440 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:17,998 ‐and, like, one other thing and that's it. ‐So cut "straitjacket tank." 441 00:26:18,021 --> 00:26:19,960 I'm not‐‐ What? 442 00:26:19,992 --> 00:26:21,461 Hey, that's the whole thing. 443 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,031 That's‐that's the history of magic. 444 00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:25,170 It's the point of the‐‐ I'm not gonna... 445 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:30,046 Look, I can work on this from anywhere. 446 00:26:33,185 --> 00:26:35,222 Sorry, you don't want me to come? 447 00:26:35,257 --> 00:26:37,193 Babe, of course I want you to come. 448 00:26:37,227 --> 00:26:38,530 Yeah, visit, but... 449 00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:39,965 Yeah, but an hour on a shitty stage 450 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,968 in the back of a magic shop... 451 00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:43,641 This is the biggest opportunity you've had. 452 00:26:58,502 --> 00:27:00,575 Open it. 453 00:27:05,651 --> 00:27:08,155 It's, um, it's bedouin. 454 00:27:08,189 --> 00:27:09,458 It's turn of the century. 455 00:27:09,491 --> 00:27:11,496 What are you... 456 00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:13,968 Yeah. This makes sense. 457 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,436 ‐Us. You and me. ‐Yorick. 458 00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:17,273 Look, I know, I know I'm a bit of a mess. 459 00:27:17,307 --> 00:27:19,121 ‐Babe... ‐And I know you think I don't know what I want, 460 00:27:19,144 --> 00:27:20,313 but I do. 461 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,385 I want you. 462 00:27:23,419 --> 00:27:25,490 It's all I've ever wanted. 463 00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:29,397 We can go to the courthouse, 464 00:27:29,431 --> 00:27:31,501 or we can have 600 people at the MoMA. 465 00:27:31,537 --> 00:27:33,472 I'll friggin' do it tonight. I don't... 466 00:27:33,506 --> 00:27:35,577 Whatever you want, okay? But, just, Beth, 467 00:27:35,611 --> 00:27:39,018 let's be us forever, okay? 468 00:27:40,287 --> 00:27:42,558 Fucking marry me. 469 00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:49,104 I can't just ask you to drop your life and move to Australia. 470 00:27:49,137 --> 00:27:51,142 Yes, you can. Please ask me. 471 00:27:51,174 --> 00:27:53,346 You can't just give me a ring and... 472 00:27:53,378 --> 00:27:56,152 ‐Yeah, it's not just a ring. ‐No, it's bedouin. 473 00:27:56,184 --> 00:27:57,565 Yeah, you said you didn't want a diamond. 474 00:27:57,588 --> 00:28:00,426 ‐You said diamonds are... ‐You can't come to Australia 475 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:03,432 and be, what, my professional fiancé? 476 00:28:03,465 --> 00:28:05,738 We are 27. 477 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:07,684 Come on. My parents were young when they got married. 478 00:28:07,709 --> 00:28:09,320 So, what, are you gonna just sit in the apartment 479 00:28:09,345 --> 00:28:10,748 while I go to school? 480 00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:12,416 And stall for another year on your show? 481 00:28:12,451 --> 00:28:14,689 No, I'll help you. And, yeah, I'll work on my show. 482 00:28:14,722 --> 00:28:16,459 I'm pretty sure Australians like magic. 483 00:28:16,491 --> 00:28:18,328 ‐You'll be bored, and you'll blame me. ‐Bored? 484 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,709 ‐What are you talking about? ‐You think you won't, but you will, 485 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,402 ‐and you'll hold me back. ‐Hold you ba... 486 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,707 Hold you back from what? 487 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:26,278 From meeting people, from diving in. 488 00:28:28,817 --> 00:28:31,521 Sorry, from meeting‐meeting people? 489 00:28:32,558 --> 00:28:34,193 Yorick. 490 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:38,570 My God. Yeah. 491 00:28:39,838 --> 00:28:43,512 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go. 492 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,419 ‐ Meet people. Fucking Hemsworths and shit. ‐You're being an asshole. 493 00:28:46,451 --> 00:28:48,489 I'm‐I'm being an asshole? 494 00:28:50,093 --> 00:28:51,362 You're an asshole! 495 00:28:51,394 --> 00:28:54,335 My God. You're giving me shit about my show? 496 00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:55,336 I didn't have time to work today 497 00:28:55,369 --> 00:28:57,273 because you want to know what I was doing, Beth? 498 00:28:57,307 --> 00:29:00,413 I was packing your shit, and then, yeah, 499 00:29:00,446 --> 00:29:02,451 I was getting your dry cleaning. 500 00:29:02,483 --> 00:29:04,396 And then I was getting cheese to make your dinner. 501 00:29:04,421 --> 00:29:06,525 And then I just fucking proposed to you, 502 00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:09,163 and you tell me you want to go to Australia to meet people! 503 00:29:09,198 --> 00:29:11,368 What are you doing? 504 00:29:11,402 --> 00:29:12,446 ‐ What are you... ‐ Where are you going? 505 00:29:12,471 --> 00:29:13,641 Could you just shut up?! 506 00:29:13,673 --> 00:29:15,509 I didn't ask you to get my dry cleaning, 507 00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:18,316 ‐and I didn't ask you to pack for me. ‐I know. I know, I know. 508 00:29:18,348 --> 00:29:19,662 I did it 'cause I'm a nice guy and I love you, 509 00:29:19,685 --> 00:29:21,665 even though you make me very fucking angry. Can we‐‐ no, 510 00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:23,201 can you please just‐‐ can we talk about this? 511 00:29:23,226 --> 00:29:24,327 I love you. 512 00:29:24,361 --> 00:29:26,132 I love you. 513 00:29:26,164 --> 00:29:27,267 I have papers to grade. 514 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,737 Can we j‐‐ No. What am I... 515 00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:30,517 What am I supposed to do here, Beth? I can't... 516 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:31,786 Am I supposed to chase after you? 517 00:29:31,809 --> 00:29:33,413 I'll be back in a few hours. 518 00:29:33,445 --> 00:29:34,782 No, can you just... 519 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,484 Goddamn it! 520 00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:38,288 I swear to... 521 00:29:47,273 --> 00:29:49,111 Shit. 522 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,516 What's the threat? 523 00:30:10,654 --> 00:30:12,724 This one's a marathon. 524 00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:15,363 I'll brief you in a couple weeks. 525 00:31:02,257 --> 00:31:04,193 Who am I? 526 00:31:04,228 --> 00:31:06,231 Agent Sarah Burgin. 527 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:08,435 Secret Service. 528 00:31:10,339 --> 00:31:11,843 Armed wallpaper? 529 00:31:11,876 --> 00:31:13,378 She's a patriot. 530 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:14,715 Like you. 531 00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:16,484 Sarah. 532 00:31:16,519 --> 00:31:18,423 It's a good name for wallpaper. 533 00:31:54,528 --> 00:31:56,833 What are you doing? 534 00:31:56,866 --> 00:31:59,605 I don't know, I thought I heard... 535 00:31:59,638 --> 00:32:01,843 I got it. Thank you. 536 00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:04,047 I am so sorry this turned into me doing errands. 537 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,750 It's cool. 538 00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:06,853 It's a big flex. 539 00:32:07,888 --> 00:32:10,594 This is not a flex, okay? 540 00:32:10,627 --> 00:32:12,463 My boss needs this for work tomorrow. 541 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,468 Listen, I'm honored. I've never picked up 542 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,404 a congresswoman's dry cleaning on a date before. 543 00:32:18,075 --> 00:32:19,711 I'm sorry. 544 00:32:19,746 --> 00:32:21,982 I'm kidding. 545 00:32:23,019 --> 00:32:24,721 That dress is very, 546 00:32:24,756 --> 00:32:25,990 blue. 547 00:32:26,025 --> 00:32:27,662 It's her power color. 548 00:32:27,694 --> 00:32:29,665 I need to get one of those. 549 00:32:29,699 --> 00:32:31,501 Yeah, you sure do. 550 00:32:32,503 --> 00:32:34,017 I think it's a little late to catch that movie. 551 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,911 God. I'm sorry. 552 00:32:35,944 --> 00:32:38,549 Let's get some food. What are you in the mood for? 553 00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:39,853 Maybe Italian? 554 00:32:39,885 --> 00:32:41,020 I know a place near... 555 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,482 Holy shit! 556 00:32:57,788 --> 00:33:00,393 What the fuck? 557 00:33:00,425 --> 00:33:01,896 Are you okay? 558 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:03,967 Yeah. Yeah. Are you? 559 00:33:05,971 --> 00:33:07,708 Was that a police horse? 560 00:33:07,741 --> 00:33:09,645 Where's the cop? 561 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:17,862 Come on. Come on. 562 00:33:33,693 --> 00:33:36,065 Let's get the fuck out of here. 563 00:33:41,977 --> 00:33:43,479 We're thinking of built‐ins 564 00:33:43,511 --> 00:33:45,817 for the den. Laurie knows a guy on the Cape 565 00:33:45,851 --> 00:33:48,055 that makes them out of old World War II vessels. 566 00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:51,529 Well, the house is beautiful, Ken. 567 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:54,101 Would you excuse me for just a moment? 568 00:33:55,871 --> 00:33:58,409 ‐ Hey, wait, wait. ‐ No running, please. Sorry. 569 00:33:58,442 --> 00:34:00,113 Only kids at the party. 570 00:34:00,145 --> 00:34:01,883 Kim. Nice to see you. 571 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,720 ‐ Where's your mom? ‐ She's hiding. 572 00:34:03,753 --> 00:34:06,090 Dad wanted to put a tent in the Rose Garden 573 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:08,496 ‐ and a 20‐piece orchestra. She's... 574 00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:10,432 She's more understated. 575 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,706 ‐Well, I'm very glad to be here. ‐Are you? 576 00:34:13,739 --> 00:34:15,577 I thought you would have wanted to avoid 577 00:34:15,610 --> 00:34:17,981 associating with women haters. 578 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,751 ‐I... ‐I'm kidding. 579 00:34:22,592 --> 00:34:25,563 ‐How's Hero? ‐Fine. Good. 580 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,768 An EMT in New York. 581 00:34:27,802 --> 00:34:30,773 The last time I saw her was at the inauguration. 582 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:33,713 That was a fun night. Memorable. 583 00:34:33,746 --> 00:34:35,717 She certainly enjoyed herself. 584 00:34:35,751 --> 00:34:38,590 Excuse me. Nicholas is double‐fisting desserts. 585 00:34:38,623 --> 00:34:39,623 It's good to see you. 586 00:34:42,797 --> 00:34:44,601 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 587 00:34:44,635 --> 00:34:46,806 No‐‐ okay, let's just do a few, okay? 588 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,643 Can you pick one? Okay, that's not one. 589 00:34:48,677 --> 00:34:50,648 So sorry to interrupt, 590 00:34:50,681 --> 00:34:53,719 but I need to borrow my husband. 591 00:34:53,753 --> 00:34:55,724 Nice talking to you. 592 00:34:55,757 --> 00:34:59,130 A solid 15 minutes on oil futures. 593 00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:00,733 I can't do it, Jen. 594 00:35:00,768 --> 00:35:02,704 I don't know how you can. 595 00:35:03,773 --> 00:35:06,210 Yorick's landlord called this morning. 596 00:35:06,244 --> 00:35:08,215 He didn't pay the rent. 597 00:35:08,248 --> 00:35:10,788 I wired him some money. 598 00:35:11,789 --> 00:35:13,960 We got to stop bailing him out. 599 00:35:13,994 --> 00:35:15,496 What, you want him living with you? 600 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,668 Doing magic in the basement? 601 00:35:17,702 --> 00:35:20,740 ‐ No. ‐ No? 602 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:26,050 I set up the guest bedroom. 603 00:35:26,085 --> 00:35:27,655 I have a room at the Jefferson. 604 00:35:27,688 --> 00:35:29,199 ‐Well, you didn't have to. ‐I wasn't sure. 605 00:35:29,224 --> 00:35:31,929 ‐I have to leave early anyway. ‐Okay, okay. 606 00:35:39,277 --> 00:35:41,248 I miss you. 607 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,085 But I'm an asshole. 608 00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:46,793 You are, but... 609 00:35:46,826 --> 00:35:49,798 This is stupid. This isn't us. 610 00:35:52,137 --> 00:35:55,577 I forgive you. Or I can. 611 00:35:55,610 --> 00:35:57,079 I was working all the time. 612 00:35:57,112 --> 00:35:59,985 ‐None of this is your fault. ‐Well, 613 00:36:00,018 --> 00:36:02,190 I'm not saying that. I‐I... 614 00:36:02,222 --> 00:36:04,695 It's just maybe... 615 00:36:04,728 --> 00:36:07,000 you've punished yourself enough? 616 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:11,041 Maybe I've punished you enough. 617 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,686 This time apart... 618 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,054 Jen. 619 00:36:34,286 --> 00:36:36,291 We can keep it as quiet as you want. 620 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:39,699 Wait till after the midterms. 621 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,568 But I spoke to Martin. 622 00:36:41,603 --> 00:36:43,572 They're starting the toasts. 623 00:36:43,606 --> 00:36:45,610 We'll be right in. 624 00:36:49,952 --> 00:36:51,956 You talked to a lawyer. 625 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,903 Ask me for a divorce. 626 00:36:58,936 --> 00:37:00,606 I'd like to hear you say it. 627 00:37:00,641 --> 00:37:03,579 There's a good way to do this. 628 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,987 I love you. I always will. 629 00:37:08,021 --> 00:37:10,760 But it is time. 630 00:37:14,936 --> 00:37:17,273 When the kids were little, Marla used to write 631 00:37:17,306 --> 00:37:19,311 these little notes, and she put them 632 00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:21,280 in their shoes. 633 00:37:21,315 --> 00:37:24,153 Sometimes there was glitter involved, right? 634 00:37:24,186 --> 00:37:26,960 The whole house was glitter back then. 635 00:37:26,992 --> 00:37:29,063 I think just about every dress Kimber wore 636 00:37:29,097 --> 00:37:31,168 until she was 15 was covered in it. 637 00:37:31,201 --> 00:37:33,806 15? Try 25. 638 00:37:35,844 --> 00:37:38,916 Marla, you made our children's lives magical. 639 00:37:38,949 --> 00:37:41,320 Always. And it's been a great pleasure 640 00:37:41,355 --> 00:37:43,025 to watch you these past few years 641 00:37:43,057 --> 00:37:45,295 as you've become a mother to this country. 642 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:48,034 America's lucky to have you. 643 00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:50,673 I'm lucky to have you. 644 00:37:50,706 --> 00:37:52,644 Happy birthday, darling. 645 00:38:34,862 --> 00:38:36,833 You're still working. 646 00:38:38,202 --> 00:38:40,373 The party place rented our bounce house 647 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:41,909 to some other family. 648 00:38:41,943 --> 00:38:44,849 They're offering me Paw Patrol. 649 00:38:44,882 --> 00:38:46,952 Conner's gonna freak. 650 00:38:46,985 --> 00:38:48,364 I'll have Maggie call in the morning. 651 00:38:48,389 --> 00:38:50,358 Don't make your assistant call. 652 00:38:50,393 --> 00:38:51,996 What else she gonna do? 653 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,967 If Maggie tweets that she spent the day 654 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,737 ‐calling party suppliers... ‐I'll do it. 655 00:38:55,771 --> 00:38:58,130 ‐Come here. Come here, come here, come here, come here. ‐I... 656 00:39:00,012 --> 00:39:01,715 Long day? 657 00:39:01,748 --> 00:39:03,719 The longest. 658 00:39:03,753 --> 00:39:05,121 Tomorrow will be longer. 659 00:39:16,846 --> 00:39:18,916 Daddy! 660 00:39:18,949 --> 00:39:20,853 You want to take this one? 661 00:39:20,887 --> 00:39:23,760 She wants you. 662 00:39:29,204 --> 00:39:30,438 Daddy! 663 00:39:30,472 --> 00:39:32,175 You're okay, sweetie. 664 00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:33,177 I'm coming. 665 00:39:33,211 --> 00:39:34,882 I‐I had a bad dream, I... 666 00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:36,753 Put your blanket back, come on. 667 00:39:36,786 --> 00:39:37,755 You're okay, it's just a dream. 668 00:39:37,788 --> 00:39:38,923 No, it‐it was real. 669 00:39:38,956 --> 00:39:40,893 Shh... come on. 670 00:39:45,938 --> 00:39:48,041 How did she take it? 671 00:39:50,278 --> 00:39:53,184 She was upset. 672 00:39:53,219 --> 00:39:55,389 Hurt. 673 00:39:58,128 --> 00:40:00,766 But she gets it, I think. Or she will. 674 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,940 It hasn't been working for a while. 675 00:40:06,945 --> 00:40:08,414 When'd you do it? 676 00:40:09,483 --> 00:40:12,190 Before work. 677 00:40:12,222 --> 00:40:14,193 How? 678 00:40:14,226 --> 00:40:16,965 I don't want to talk about her, okay? 679 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,074 I mean, can't we be happy for a solid minute? 680 00:40:21,108 --> 00:40:23,445 I did the thing. 681 00:40:27,085 --> 00:40:29,056 Hey. 682 00:40:29,090 --> 00:40:32,063 I did the thing. 683 00:40:43,987 --> 00:40:46,960 I will be back in a second. 684 00:41:19,925 --> 00:41:22,262 Hey, buddy. 685 00:41:22,295 --> 00:41:24,601 What you doing out here? 686 00:41:28,509 --> 00:41:30,847 You got a person? 687 00:41:32,182 --> 00:41:34,454 Hey. 688 00:41:42,469 --> 00:41:44,909 Okay. 689 00:41:44,942 --> 00:41:48,282 You... stay. 690 00:41:58,202 --> 00:42:01,041 There's a dog out here. 691 00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:05,449 Your wife is texting you. She, 692 00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:07,487 wants to know when you're gonna be home. 693 00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:09,592 And can you please get diapers on the way? 694 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:12,396 Fairway's open 24 hours. 695 00:42:14,934 --> 00:42:16,905 I am gonna tell her. 696 00:42:16,938 --> 00:42:19,309 ‐I don't give a shit what you do. ‐Don't say that. 697 00:42:19,344 --> 00:42:21,447 Don't. It's not that simple. We have a kid. 698 00:42:21,481 --> 00:42:23,518 I want to tell her. 699 00:42:23,552 --> 00:42:26,224 ‐You know, I'm not trying to hurt you. ‐Well, you can't hurt me. 700 00:42:26,257 --> 00:42:28,929 You're a 40‐year‐old paramedic 701 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,534 with a wife who doesn't want to fuck him 702 00:42:30,567 --> 00:42:32,938 and a baby that you never wanted in the first place. 703 00:42:32,971 --> 00:42:36,210 Well, if I'm such a piece of shit, why are you so angry? 704 00:42:40,219 --> 00:42:42,523 You know what? Get out. 705 00:42:42,557 --> 00:42:45,362 ‐What? Okay, stop. ‐Get out. Walk home, okay? 706 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,132 Get out. Get‐get out. 707 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,204 ‐Are you serious? ‐Yes. Get out! 708 00:42:49,237 --> 00:42:51,074 Stop! 709 00:42:51,108 --> 00:42:52,342 Get out. 710 00:42:52,376 --> 00:42:53,679 ‐Jesus Christ! ‐Get out! 711 00:42:53,713 --> 00:42:56,150 I'm sorry I'm not rushing to blow up a marriage 712 00:42:56,184 --> 00:42:57,954 ‐to run off with some traumatized... ‐Get out! 713 00:43:00,326 --> 00:43:02,362 ‐Fuck! ‐Get out. 714 00:43:02,396 --> 00:43:04,568 ‐Do not! ‐Get out! 715 00:43:04,601 --> 00:43:07,239 There you are, you fucking coward. 716 00:43:07,273 --> 00:43:09,545 Coward? Coward? 717 00:43:09,577 --> 00:43:11,681 ‐Coward? ‐Get off me! Get out! Get out! 718 00:43:13,418 --> 00:43:15,422 Get... out! 719 00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:19,097 No. 720 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:21,101 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 721 00:43:21,134 --> 00:43:22,503 No, no, no, no. 722 00:43:22,538 --> 00:43:23,505 No, no, no, no, no, no. 723 00:43:23,539 --> 00:43:26,010 My God. 724 00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:29,250 Hey, you're okay. You're okay. 725 00:43:29,284 --> 00:43:31,121 You're okay. You're okay. 726 00:43:31,153 --> 00:43:33,592 It's okay. You're okay. You're okay. 727 00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:35,295 Stay with me. Hey, stay with me. 728 00:43:35,329 --> 00:43:38,068 Stay with me. Stay with me. 729 00:43:38,101 --> 00:43:40,172 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 730 00:43:40,206 --> 00:43:42,710 My God. 731 00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:28,702 They're gonna try to strong‐arm you. 732 00:44:28,735 --> 00:44:30,306 A billion dollars for satellites 733 00:44:30,338 --> 00:44:31,684 and establishing supremacy in space. 734 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:33,177 Ronald Reagan Star Wars bullshit. 735 00:44:33,211 --> 00:44:35,416 It's absurd, and you should fight them. 736 00:44:37,385 --> 00:44:39,356 Can someone grab me a cup of coffee? 737 00:44:39,389 --> 00:44:41,293 ‐ Yes, ma'am. ‐ Thank you. 738 00:44:41,327 --> 00:44:42,597 Of course. 739 00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:44,467 Not on the floor, please. 740 00:45:05,342 --> 00:45:07,512 Yeah. 741 00:45:07,547 --> 00:45:09,516 I'll have a draft on your desk by 9:00. 742 00:45:09,552 --> 00:45:11,731 He'll want to make his changes, but I think we're almost there. 743 00:45:11,755 --> 00:45:15,128 Mackenzie! Conner! Let's go! You're late! 744 00:45:15,161 --> 00:45:18,501 Sorry. My son crawled in bed with us at 4:00 in the morning. 745 00:45:18,536 --> 00:45:20,338 Nobody slept very well. 746 00:45:34,534 --> 00:45:37,773 I'll see you at the office. 747 00:45:37,807 --> 00:45:39,744 Fuck! 748 00:45:42,684 --> 00:45:45,088 We're late for school! 749 00:45:52,704 --> 00:45:54,675 There's a dead dog out here. 750 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,679 When was the vehicle reported missing? 751 00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:01,253 Roger that. 752 00:46:01,288 --> 00:46:03,190 Moving in. 753 00:46:10,706 --> 00:46:12,677 Is anybody in there? 754 00:46:30,478 --> 00:46:31,815 Hello? 755 00:46:46,210 --> 00:46:47,681 Hey, can you get your brother? 756 00:46:47,713 --> 00:46:49,182 He's in my room with Daddy. 757 00:46:49,217 --> 00:46:50,586 They're still asleep. 758 00:46:52,456 --> 00:46:54,427 Israeli jet fighters... 759 00:47:44,393 --> 00:47:45,797 Sir? 760 00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:47,800 There's been a mass casualty event in Israel. 761 00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:50,204 ‐We need to move you right away. ‐Are we in any danger? 762 00:47:57,987 --> 00:47:59,523 What's going on? 763 00:47:59,557 --> 00:48:00,835 They want to move us into the Sit Room. 764 00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:02,271 There's a distress call out of Israel. 765 00:48:02,295 --> 00:48:04,835 Distress call? About what? 766 00:48:04,867 --> 00:48:07,306 We can't get 'em back on the line. No one's picking up. 767 00:48:07,338 --> 00:48:08,675 No one's answering in Israel? 768 00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:11,414 Mr. President, your nose. 769 00:48:12,449 --> 00:48:14,420 I have a tissue. 770 00:48:14,454 --> 00:48:15,789 Shit. 771 00:48:15,824 --> 00:48:17,860 No, I'm‐I'm fine. 772 00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:21,668 My God. Help! 773 00:48:21,702 --> 00:48:23,840 ‐We need help over here! ‐Mr. President?! 774 00:48:23,873 --> 00:48:24,942 Help! We need help here! 775 00:48:31,755 --> 00:48:33,525 Listen, can you hear me? 776 00:48:40,438 --> 00:48:42,275 Come on, guys. 777 00:48:42,309 --> 00:48:44,413 It's time. 778 00:48:53,766 --> 00:48:55,402 Can you hear me? Mr. President? 779 00:48:55,436 --> 00:48:57,574 I need a defib! 780 00:49:00,445 --> 00:49:02,983 Where's the fucking defib?! 781 00:49:23,925 --> 00:49:25,429 Help me! 782 00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:29,003 Please! 783 00:49:29,036 --> 00:49:30,706 My boy. 784 00:49:31,742 --> 00:49:33,646 Mom? 785 00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,014 Get out! 786 00:49:38,889 --> 00:49:40,994 My boy! 787 00:49:54,519 --> 00:49:56,958 Help me! 788 00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:01,367 No! 789 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,505 My boy! 790 00:50:05,543 --> 00:50:07,581 My boy! 791 00:50:09,416 --> 00:50:11,588 My boy. 792 00:50:13,123 --> 00:50:16,632 Please don't take my boy! 793 00:50:16,664 --> 00:50:19,036 Help me! 794 00:50:21,474 --> 00:50:23,510 My God. 795 00:50:24,981 --> 00:50:26,751 No! 796 00:51:09,570 --> 00:51:10,715 ‐You think it's a weapon? ‐I don't know. 797 00:51:10,739 --> 00:51:12,476 Where's the vice president? 798 00:51:12,509 --> 00:51:13,588 Flight to London. We'll get him on the ground. 799 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:15,583 Is this everyone? Where's Emily? 800 00:51:15,617 --> 00:51:17,887 Lisa. Lisa, come on. 801 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,760 Air Force Two just fell out of the sky, crashed 802 00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,628 into the Atlantic Ocean. 803 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:24,099 ‐When? ‐Three minutes ago. 804 00:51:24,132 --> 00:51:26,605 It's everywhere. 805 00:51:26,639 --> 00:51:28,608 Underground. Now. Come on. 806 00:51:28,643 --> 00:51:30,612 No. 807 00:51:30,646 --> 00:51:32,650 ‐No. No. ‐Look at me. 808 00:51:32,684 --> 00:51:34,954 Look at me. Breathe. 809 00:51:34,987 --> 00:51:36,724 Thank you. 810 00:51:36,759 --> 00:51:38,128 Put it away. Put it away. 811 00:51:38,161 --> 00:51:39,998 Let's go. 812 00:51:40,032 --> 00:51:41,143 Put this on. Put this on your face. 813 00:51:41,166 --> 00:51:43,572 Stay with me. Focus. 814 00:51:43,606 --> 00:51:45,710 You're gonna be okay. Let's go. 815 00:52:11,059 --> 00:52:12,597 Fuck. 816 00:52:15,936 --> 00:52:17,505 Dude. 817 00:52:22,983 --> 00:52:24,755 Beth? 818 00:52:28,094 --> 00:52:30,132 Babe? 819 00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:45,762 What the fuck? 820 00:54:12,335 --> 00:54:14,273 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 57237

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