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[upbeat music]
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- It's official.
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"Pat!" is now the number one
show in daytime.
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And to thank my fans,
you can now Win-A-Chance
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to come see a matinee
of "Chicago" with me, Pat.
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Starring Audrina Patridge
as Mama Morton.
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Enter to win
at ThePatShow.com.
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- Okay. Reset camera.
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- That was great, Mom.
Let's move on to number 12.
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- Do you have a sad, grumpy
friend who needs a pick-me-up?
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Then enter them to win
a shopping spree with me, Pat.
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Sponsored by Mastercard,
but paid for by me personally.
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- Great, number 13.
- Hold for camera reset.
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- Brookie, we're really
scheduling a lot of these.
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But don't forget that I have
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Lisa's son's wedding
in Ohio next month.
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- Keep reading.
- "Do you like weddings?
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"Win-A-Chance to come to
my friend Lisa's son's wedding
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in Ohio next month--
oh, with me, Pat."
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- Okay. Great.
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Thanks, Mom.
That's all of them.
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- Oh, there's actually
one more in the prompter.
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- No, Melanie,
we said we'd lose that one.
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- Oh, but this one's
for the whole family, Brookie.
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That's--that will be
so much fun.
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- Oh, God.
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- Ugh, I am not doing
one of these again.
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- I know.
I tried to get rid of it.
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Slow down, Gail.
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- This is so fun.
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[quirky music]
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- Hi.
- He--hey.
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- I'm so sorry
to keep you waiting.
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Can I get you some water?
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- Oh, I'm okay.
- Okay.
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- Thanks so much
for meeting with me.
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I know it was crazy
to email you
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'cause you represent
so many big people,
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but I--I really need
a new agent.
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And I know I'm good.
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I just haven't really
been given the chance.
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- Well, you certainly come
from a talented family.
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What exactly would you like
to be doing?
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- Acting.
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You know, I wanna
audition for a movie
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or a miniseries or even
one of those Netflix shows
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that just comes and goes
and no one even sees.
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- I think we can
make that happen.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- That would be great
'cause my last agent
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only ever sent me out
for hosting gigs.
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And, you know, I'm not a host,
I'm just an actor.
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- Well, you're not just
an actor though, right?
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- What's this now?
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- Well, it's not enough to be
"just an actor" these days.
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- We here only represent
multi-hyphenates.
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You know,
actors who can also write.
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- Oh, my God.
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- I mean, being just an actor's
sad, but being an actor/writer?
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My absolute God.
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- [whispers]
This is such bullshit.
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Uh, well, luckily,
I do write.
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Yeah, I--
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I actually just finished
a web series.
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I mean, pilot.
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Uh, it's actually
more of a feature.
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- I love features.
Can I read it?
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- [whispers] Shit.
[normally] Yes, yes.
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Yeah, I just--I just need
to polish it up and--
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- Great.
How does Monday sound?
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And then hopefully
we can move forward?
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah. I will send you
a full-length feature film
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in three days
and then I can act.
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- Terrific.
- Makes sense.
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- Great.
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- Ugh.
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- Wow, Brooke,
you look like shit.
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- I'm sick
from working all the time.
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How are you so healthy?
- I'm not.
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I've had pneumonia
for 20 years,
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I just don't make it a thing.
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Okay.
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Wanna talk to you about
pulling Chase from that church.
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Thanks to his little speech
going viral, he's now
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being sued by Pastor Jax Dag,
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Pastor Jax Dag's dad,
and Seinfeld.
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Not sure why he cares.
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- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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I just--I thought it was
the right thing to do.
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- Are you kidding?
It absolutely was.
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You haven't arrived
till you've been sued, Brooke.
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Beyoncé's lawyer
wants to represent Chase.
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We're in the big leagues
now, baby.
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I'll make sure to CC you
on all the lawyer emails.
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- Oh, good.
I've been wanting more emails.
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- You're killin' it, Brooke.
- Yep.
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- That's why I nominated you
for "30 Under 30."
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- What's this now?
- Every year,
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"Variety" does a list of the
Top 10 actors, singers,
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and creative directors
who are 30 and under.
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I nominated you.
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If you get it, there's
a photoshoot and a gala.
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- So this would--this would be
something for me?
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Like, lil' Brookie
gets a thing?
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- I almost didn't nominate you
because I thought you were 40.
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But then I checked
your Wikipedia,
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and it said you were 19,
so I asked Chase,
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and he said you're still 30
for a couple weeks.
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- Oh, my God.
Thank you, Shuli.
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You have no idea
how much this means to me.
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- You're not on it yet.
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It's still up to this woman
Dina who runs "Variety."
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She picks the final 30.
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It's just whatever names
she's been hearing the most.
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So obviously Chase
is a shoo-in.
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Anyway, the list
comes out on Monday.
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- Okay, so Dina just needs
to hear my name
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as many times as possible
before Monday?
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- Brooke, don't do it.
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- Shuli,
I am absolutely doing it.
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- Have a great day.
Thank you so much.
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- Thank you.
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- Hi, I'd like to buy
this Moleskine
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because I'm a writer now,
as you can tell from my gloves.
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- Cool.
You know, I'm a writer, too.
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There's--there's actually
this little theater
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in the back of the store
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and I'm workshopping
my one-man show later today
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if you would like to come?
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- Oh, thanks, but I--I can't.
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I'm starting a screenplay.
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Yeah, I'm more
in the feature space.
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Yeah, I've never really
written before,
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but as they say,
write what you know.
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So I'm gonna tell "The Cary
Dubek Story" like only I can.
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- Well, good luck.
- Thanks. Thank you.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, do you know where I could
also buy a thin little scarf?
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[melancholic music]
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♪ ♪
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[music stops]
- Seems like enough for now.
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And you know, to create art,
you--you first need to see art.
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- Hey, Brooke, Dubek.
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Just calling to see
where you are.
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Oh, no.
You can't come shopping anymore
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because you're too busy
with your clients,
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ChaseDreams and Pat Dubek?
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No, do not apologize.
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You are as kind as you are
a creative director.
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Hi, can I help you
find anything?
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I'm the manager of this store,
and I'm 40.
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Unlike Brooke Dubek,
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who's the manager of two
huge superstars and is only 30.
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[Australian accent] Oh, crikey.
This suit's a beaut.
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I feel like a regular
Brooke Dubek.
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- I'm taking a break
from writing a feature.
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I actually--I just
finished the outline.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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- What's it about?
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- The year, 2004.
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The setting, Ohio.
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And me?
Gay.
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And not only was I gay,
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but I had a dad who was
not like the other dads.
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I had a dad who was mean.
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And that was hard for me.
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- [Australian accent]And I mean,
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even our kangaroos
know the name Brooke Dubek.
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- Wait. Brookie?
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Hi, honey.
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- What?
No, I'm not Brooke.
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[normally, softly]
Mom, what are you doing here?
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- Oh, I'm here with Carla,
the grumpy lady
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who won a chance to go
on a shopping spree with me.
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Which reminds me,
how long is a "spree?"
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- Pat,
do you like this cardigan?
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- I love it, Carla.
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- Hon, do you like these jeans?
- What about this scarf, Pat?
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- Hold on a second, Carla.
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I still haven't gotten
my answer about the jeans,
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and Saturdays are usually
our shopping day.
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- I won this.
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- Brookie, would you maybe
wanna come pitch in on Carla?
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She and Streeter
aren't really getting along.
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- I'd love to, but again...
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[Australian accent]
I'm not Brooke Dubek,
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so toodle-oo.
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- Okay, honey.
Bye.
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- But I sure would give
every boomerang I own
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to be Brooke Dubek.
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She really does put--
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- Look, I know what you're
doing, and it's pointless.
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I finalized the list
last night.
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- [normally]
Oh.
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Okay, well, then I guess--fuck.
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- No.
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Not fuck.
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- [squeals]
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- Can you imagine writing that
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and thinking that's enough
for a story?
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- Yeah, I'm gay?
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My dad was mean?
Then what?
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Like, I kept waiting for him
to get gay-bashed or something.
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- Yeah,
definitely wasn't enough.
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But maybe if one
of his parents died--
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- Ugh, so overdone.
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- I can't with
dead parents anymore.
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- Yeah...
[sighs]
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Hey, Mackenzie,
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could I get a little bit longer
with my script?
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Just wanna make sure
it's super polished.
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- Sure.How about Friday?
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- Yeah.
Great. Great.
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Excited to send you
a fully original,
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never-been-done-before movie
in less than a week.
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- Great.
- Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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- [squeals]
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Hi, Brooke Dubek,
"30 Under 30."
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Brooke Dubek,
soon to be seen in "Variety."
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I just want you to know
that I appreciate you.
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I'm usually
behind the camera too,
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but today I'm in front of it.
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- What's this for again?
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- Mm-kay, very funny.
Ha-ha.
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It's for "Variety."
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It's one of the largest
trade publications.
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[phone buzzes]
Oh, sorry, I have a call.
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Hey.
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- I did it.
I wrote a screenplay.
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- Cary. I knew you could.
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- Yeah, it actually flowed
outta me pretty easy.
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It's about this old man
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who comes out of the closet
after his wife dies.
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But it's also about his son,
sort of a Ewan McGregor-type
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who meets this French woman
at a Halloween party and--
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- Cary, that's the movie
"Beginners."
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- What?
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- Yeah, and Ewan McGregoris in it.
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You were obsessed with it,remember?
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You made Lance and I watch it
while you sat facing us.
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- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
How did I do this?
245
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,491
- Hey, Chase. Are you excited
for our photoshoots?
246
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:26,993
- Yeah. I'm--
- Just a reminder that today
247
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,828
I'm not your manager,
I'm your peer.
248
00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,998
- How did I not realize I was
writing the movie "Beginners"?
249
00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:36,202
And my script is only 59 pages.
What did I leave out?
250
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,970
- I'm guessing a lot
of the nuance?
251
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,305
- Fuck!
252
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,641
I said I was gonna send her
something today.
253
00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,943
Why do I even have to do this?
This is such bullshit.
254
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:46,145
- Why don't you just go
and have a new life experience
255
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,680
and then write about that?
256
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,882
- What's an experience
I can have in one day?
257
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,485
- I don't know, but I gotta go
'cause I'm about to get in hair
258
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:56,322
and makeup, and girl,
you know that takes forever.
259
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:01,293
- Okay, actor, singer,
or creative director?
260
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,063
- Creative director.
261
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,165
- Okay, all set.
262
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,969
- This is the Metro North.Next stop, 15 minutes.
263
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,837
15 minutes, next stop.
264
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:22,515
- Hey, this is crazy,
but what if we just
265
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:23,916
got off this train
right here,
266
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,485
and just spent the day
together?
267
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:29,689
See where it takes us?
268
00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,557
- Are you trying to
"Before Sunrise" me?
269
00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:35,227
- No, that's already a movie,
so I can't do that.
270
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:38,898
Our day would take
very original twists and turns.
271
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,667
- What twists and turns?
- I don't know.
272
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,369
That's what you're supposed
to help with.
273
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,238
So what do you say
we just figure it out together?
274
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,007
- No.
- Ugh.
275
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,577
Hey, this is crazy, but--
276
00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:52,912
- No.
- God.
277
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,247
Is no one on this train a film?
278
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,217
- Great, Chase.
You're hot. You're a king.
279
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,086
- God, this looks so cool.
280
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,754
- What's this for?
281
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:05,257
- What do you mean?
It's "Variety's 30 Under 30."
282
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,792
It's a big deal.
283
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,228
You're one of the top 10
singers in the world.
284
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,696
- Does that mean
I can sing again soon?
285
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,198
- Remember that
we're peers today
286
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,033
and that's really more
of a manager question.
287
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,736
- Okay, that's a wrap on Chase.
Moving on to Brooke Dubek.
288
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,304
- Ooh, Chase,
do you wanna watch me?
289
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,772
- Yeah.
I'm just gonna grab a water.
290
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,774
- Okay.
I cannot wait to see my setup.
291
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,943
What's the theme?
Underwater, '20s?
292
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,578
- Uh, it's just this.
293
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:30,616
- Okay, minimalist.
Cool.
294
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,384
I just need to know
what wardrobe to hop into?
295
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,120
I brought two suitcases
filled with options,
296
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,423
and there is an UberXL
idling out front with more.
297
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,892
- All right, that's a wrap
on Brooke Dubek.
298
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,128
- Brooke, you're gonna kill it.
299
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,096
- You missed it.
- Next up is Tavi Gevinson.
300
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,098
Let's break out
the wind machine.
301
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,335
- Now approachingPreston Station.
302
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,636
- Excuse me, sir.
303
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,238
You look like
you've lived a full life.
304
00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:55,141
Mind if I adapt it
into a major motion picture?
305
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,509
- Hi, ma'am,
what's your life story,
306
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,910
and can I tell it through film?
307
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,445
- Hey, I have a story
308
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,980
and no one's ever
been brave enough to tell it.
309
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,648
- I will. I'll be brave.
- Okay.
310
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:07,820
Did you know over 100,000
dead people vote every year?
311
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,990
- God damn it.
- Wait. Cary?
312
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,692
Hi, honey.
- Mom, what are you doing here?
313
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,194
- I'm on a Win-A-Chance.
314
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,630
Phyllis and I are going
apple picking upstate.
315
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:21,000
- Traditionally a couple's
activity, but three is fun too.
316
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,936
- Would you wanna come
and maybe pitch in on Phyllis?
317
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,304
She's a very unique woman.
318
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,839
- I--I can't.
I have to go figure out
319
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:29,542
a whole stupid screenplay
to write from scratch.
320
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,677
- Oh, I didn't know
you were writing. Since when?
321
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:35,781
- Also, none of those
dead voters are white?
322
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,016
Put that in your script.
323
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,484
- I'm not writing that, bitch.
324
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,786
- Yeah, bitch!
- [sighs]
325
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,355
- Okay, well, call and let me
know how it goes, Cary.
326
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:45,558
- I will.
- And say hi to Jess.
327
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,362
- Great, Tavi.
Yes.
328
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,998
You're a businesswoman.
You're making calls.
329
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,700
- Can I please just take a few
in this setup?
330
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,402
I am a literal businesswoman.
331
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,037
Look, what she's doing
up there right now?
332
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,471
That's my whole day.
333
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:02,041
- What's this for again?
"Elle"? "Vogue"?
334
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,243
- Oh, even better, girl.
It's actually for "Variety's"
335
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,878
"30 Under 30."
You're on for acting,
336
00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,047
and I'm on for
creative directing.
337
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,682
- Cute.
- Okay, bitch.
338
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:11,550
- All right,
that's a wrap for the day.
339
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,885
- Are you sure you can't--
340
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,653
okay, well,
before everyone leaves,
341
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,823
to thank you all for your
hard work, I got a taco truck.
342
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,425
It's not here
for another two hours
343
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,561
'cause I thought my photo was
gonna take longer, but--
344
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,163
Tavi, tacos?
345
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,832
Okay, I'll see you
at the party, girl.
346
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,236
- Okay. You can do this.
347
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,737
You told her
you'd send her something,
348
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,772
so just write something.
349
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,407
You already have the title,
350
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:39,745
so just scroll down
and write any first line.
351
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:42,248
[sighs]
352
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,583
[tapping]
353
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,219
[fingers crack]
354
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,520
[tapping]
355
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:49,588
[fingers cracking]
356
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:50,756
[tap]
357
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,263
Oh, I'll start
with a flashback.
358
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,233
But to what?
And from where?
359
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,802
[urinating]
360
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,974
Okay so, it's a guy and a girl.
361
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,210
Wait, fuck, how do girls talk?
362
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,311
Okay.
363
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,547
[panting]
Huh?
364
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,885
[static]
Okay.
365
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,255
[phone dings]
366
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,224
Fuck.
367
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,592
Hey, Mackenzie.
368
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,927
- Hey, Cary.How's the script coming?
369
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,095
- Good.
It's very good, actually.
370
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,830
Just polishing it.
- Great.
371
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,133
- I was wondering can I get
just like a little more time?
372
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,269
- I'm sure whatever you haveis fine, just send it.
373
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,971
Seriously.Send it now.
374
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,306
- You know what?
375
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,408
What the hell.
I'll send it.
376
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:46,111
And you can just see.
You can finally see.
377
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:47,246
- Great.
378
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,588
- Oh, my God, "30 Under 30."
379
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:57,990
This is so cool.
380
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:01,460
I mean, the photoshoot
sucked ass but who cares?
381
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,162
This is the main event.
382
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,030
- Well, I'm glad you're killing
it 'cause I haven't heard
383
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,033
from Mackenzie since I sent her
that title page a week ago.
384
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,002
- Oh, my God.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
385
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,771
You wrote "Beginners."
That's a great movie.
386
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,673
I wonder who's gonna be seated
at our table.
387
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,609
Maybe Dua Lipa?
Or Alessia Cara.
388
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,479
Oh, my God, remember when
I DMed her, like, 1,000 times?
389
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,214
That was so lame.
390
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,350
But tonight, we're going
to actually meet
391
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,885
as, like,
peers in the industry.
392
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,287
- Oh, my God, Brooke.
- What?
393
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,155
That's not me
calling us that now.
394
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,391
It's "Variety."
395
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,726
- Oh, cool.
396
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,195
- I should probably
try and find Chase.
397
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,496
[line ringing]
398
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,331
- Hello.
- Hey, buddy, where are you?
399
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,066
- Hi, Brooke.I'm with Beyoncé.
400
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,369
- Oh, my God. She's only 30?
That's insane.
401
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,904
- Yeah, we have the samelawyer now, so she invited me.
402
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,072
- Invited you where?
403
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,874
- To the Nets game.
404
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,577
- What? Why aren't you
at "30 Under 30?"
405
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,812
It's the industry's
biggest night.
406
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,515
- Shuli says I'm not supposed
to go to things like that.
407
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,051
- Oh, shit.
Mackenzie's here?
408
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,487
Oh, God. I cannot talk to her,
it'll be so bad.
409
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,223
- Chase, "30 Under 30"
is a huge deal.
410
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,724
You could have met
Alessia Cara.
411
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,226
- Oh, I just did.
She's here too.
412
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,595
- What?
But she's supposed to be here.
413
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,196
- No, Shuli said
actors and singers don't go.
414
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,531
Just people like you.
415
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:13,899
- Okay.
That doesn't make any sense.
416
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,434
Chase, give the phone
to Alessia.
417
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,869
- Sorry, Brooke, I gotta go.
418
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,837
We're about to be
on the Jumbotron.
419
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,242
- Well, if none of the real
people are going to be here,
420
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,743
then what loser no-name
421
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:28,547
am I gonna be seated next to
all night?
422
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,749
Oh, my God.
423
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:33,452
- Sup, B.
- What are you doing here?
424
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,288
- I'm on "30 Under 30."
425
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,790
- How?
- I tried to tell you that
426
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,091
last time I saw you.
427
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,692
Nike licensed
my dry erase shoe.
428
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,261
You know Nike, right?
429
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,029
And I took that money
and I started my own label.
430
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,764
And now I'm in talks
with Shawn Mendes.
431
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,433
You know Shawn Mendes, right?
432
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,701
And we're talking about
doing our own line together.
433
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:53,739
So yeah, I'm kind of
a celeb streetwear designer.
434
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,307
- This is a nightmare.
435
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,376
- You know, I think I am gonna
go talk to Mackenzie.
436
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,044
- What?
You said it would be so bad.
437
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:02,281
- Not as bad as this.
- [sighs]
438
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,949
- That sounds great.
I'll see you Friday.
439
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,085
Okay. Thanks.
440
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,253
[softly]
Oh, sweet Jesus.
441
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,089
[normally]
Cary, oh, my gosh, hi.
442
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,291
- Hey, Mackenzie,
good to see you.
443
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,928
I'm guessing
you read my script.
444
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,230
- You can do this.
445
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,598
You told him
to send you something.
446
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,633
So read it.
Just fucking read it.
447
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,168
You've already got it open
to the title page,
448
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,403
just scroll down and read it.
449
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,904
Oh, God.
Just fucking read it.
450
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:29,741
Read it. Read it.
Just scroll down and read it.
451
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,145
- Yes.
452
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:36,915
I did read it.
And I loved it.
453
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:41,086
I love the beginning, I love
the middle, I love the end.
454
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,857
- Really?
- Yes.
455
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:49,628
- Well, good, 'cause I wrote--
I wrote the whole script.
456
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,096
I'm a great writer
and I wrote it.
457
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,332
- And I'm a great agent
and I read it.
458
00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,304
- Ugh.
459
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:03,475
So I guess
it's just you and me.
460
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,680
How have you been?
- Good.
461
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,050
I can leave if you want.
- No.
462
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,553
No, it's fine.
463
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:19,858
- Hey, congrats on getting
"30 Under 30."
464
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,027
And right under the wire,
since your birthday's tomorrow.
465
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,495
- Oh, is that what
all of this is for?
466
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,030
Yeah, I didn't even know.
467
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:29,568
This was not really
a big deal to me at all, so...
468
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,539
- Hey, Mom.
Just calling to update you.
469
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,841
I got some exciting news--
- Hey, Car, it's Streeter.
470
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,710
I got your mom's phone.
We're at Lisa's son's wedding.
471
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,546
- Oh, right. How is it?
472
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:43,815
- I don't know. I'm outside.
473
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:46,318
Your mom had to take
Helen Biesel from Iowa
474
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,553
as her plus one.
475
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,388
- Oh, weird.
Well, I'm gonna go.
476
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,157
- No, no, no. You can tell me
the exciting news, you know.
477
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,494
I'm sort of a parental person
in your--hello?
478
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:58,096
[dance music playingover speakers]
479
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,265
- I'm dancing with Pat!
480
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,102
- [clears throat]
481
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,905
- You know, this may not be
a big deal to you,
482
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,107
but it is a huge deal to me.
483
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,876
I've been working
my ass off lately,
484
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,579
and I really wanted this.
485
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,915
- That's sad for you.
486
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,584
- This is embarrassing,
but I even brought
487
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:23,255
two suitcases full of options
to the photoshoot.
488
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,123
- You did?
- Yeah.
489
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,960
And I had Uber
out front with more.
490
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,596
[laughs]
491
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,030
- I had an UberXL.
492
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,702
- Hell yeah, you did, girl.
493
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:40,372
- I just feel so stupid because
nobody else is here but--
494
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,607
- But it's a big deal to you?
495
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,775
- Yes.
This is a big deal to me.
496
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:47,446
- And you really wanted this?
- I did. I really wanted this.
497
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,248
- And you got it.
- Yes.
498
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,149
Yes, I fucking got it.
499
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,484
- That's cool.
That's cool.
500
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,152
Just because
this ain't cool enough
501
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,787
for Alessia or Dua,
502
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:58,657
doesn't mean that it can't be
cool enough for you-a.
503
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,259
- [laughs]
504
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,461
- I'm serious, B.
Out of the whole world,
505
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,997
there's only 30 people
allowed to be on this list,
506
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,164
and we're two of them.
507
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,635
That is dope as hell.
508
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,403
And you know what else is dope?
509
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,738
There's a red carpet over there
510
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,806
which means that
Getty Images is here.
511
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,576
- Of the Watermark Images?
- Guess what?
512
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,811
I got that agent.
- Oh, my God, Cary.
513
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,314
Congrats.
- Permission to pound?
514
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,983
- Permission granted.
Wait, how did this happen?
515
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,518
What about the script
you didn't write?
516
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,987
- She didn't read it.
She just pretended to.
517
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:30,522
Remember when I said
it was bullshit?
518
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,923
I needed to write just to act?
519
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,026
Well, it was.
It was literal bullshit,
520
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,261
which is actually
kind of liberating.
521
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:37,996
Like, that was all fake.
522
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,965
- Yeah, Car,
this whole industry is fake.
523
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,300
- What?
Lance?
524
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,768
- No, I mean,
not all of it is fake.
525
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,503
This is real.
526
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,172
- Yeah, no, the awards stuff
is real, of course.
527
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,807
- Okay, cool.
528
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:51,176
Well, I'm gonna
do the red carpet.
529
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,978
Cary, do you wanna
come with me?
530
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,680
- No, that's okay.
It's your night.
531
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,181
- Okay.
532
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,520
- Car, what else is different
about you? You been fucking?
533
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,221
- [laughs]
534
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,991
I--I have been fucking.
Yeah.
535
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,793
And this is insane to tell you,
536
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:12,230
but I recently found out that
my dick is bigger than yours?
537
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,533
- Hell yeah, Car.
538
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,501
I always knew you were packing.
539
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:17,903
[phone chimes]
540
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,872
- Oh, my God, wait.
541
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:23,809
Mackenzie's, like, already
forwarding me auditions.
542
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:27,145
This is so stupid.
You know what?
543
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:28,714
I think I am gonna
do the red carpet.
544
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,383
- Yeah, boy. Get up there
with that big ol' dick.
545
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:32,851
- [laughs]
546
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,586
- Can I get one more here?
[indistinct chatter]
547
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,888
- Brooke Dubek, "30 Under 30."
548
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:40,559
- Cary Dubek, actor/writer.
549
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,730
- Yo, B.
Midnight. Let's go.
550
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:49,234
♪ Happy birthday to you,
ya, ya, ya ♪
551
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:53,572
all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- ♪ Ya, ya ♪
552
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:56,341
[beatboxing]
all: ♪ Happy birthday ♪
553
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,744
♪ Dear Brooke ♪
554
00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,547
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
555
00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:03,582
- Ooh!
556
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,717
[cheers and applause]
557
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,587
- Thank you.
- So how old are you?
558
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:09,788
- 31.
559
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:10,922
- I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.
560
00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:12,090
- What?
561
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,094
- Mmm.
562
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,963
- God, these nachos
are so good.
563
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,698
- I know, right?
564
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:22,067
This is actually a perfect
start to my birthday.
565
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,369
Just sitting on the ground,
566
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:27,472
eating shitty food
in a shitty, little apartment.
567
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:30,375
- Brooke, this is my apartment.
- Oh, sorry.
568
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:33,378
It's gorgeous, Cary.
- Mm-hmm.
569
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,115
- And hey, thanks for being
570
00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:38,917
such a good friend in there
tonight.
571
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,953
- You got it, homie.
Anytime.
572
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,425
- Also, you're not doing
a clothing line
573
00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,393
with Shawn Mendes anymore.
574
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,329
You're doing one with Chase.
575
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,899
- Okay. Hell yeah.
Fuck Shawn Mendes.
576
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:56,134
- Oh, God. Would I?
- I know, right?
577
00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,570
He's, like, small and big.
578
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,338
- [laughs]
579
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,809
- Hey, listen.
I don't wanna ruin this,
580
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,478
but I feel like
I should tell you.
581
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,747
I'm seeing someone.
582
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,349
It's new,
but she's sorta my girlfriend.
583
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,752
Is that okay to say?
584
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,656
- I don't know. It depends.
585
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,658
Is she skinnier than me?
586
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,426
- I shouldn't have.
- [laughs]
587
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,695
No, it's cool.
I'm happy for you.
588
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:24,996
- Thank you.
589
00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:27,866
- Whoa, I really am.
590
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,134
That's great.
591
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,002
- Okay, hopefully
these are something.
592
00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:33,171
I cleaned out my fridge
while I was writing.
593
00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:35,941
- Aw, thanks, Cary.
- Hey, happy 31, B.
594
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:37,542
- Thanks.
- Cheers.
595
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,377
- So wait, Lance,
what are you working on now?
596
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,048
- Okay, so it's a hoodie,
but the hood is so big
597
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,684
that it doubles
as a sleeping bag.
598
00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:48,520
- So do you, like,
crawl into it?
599
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,956
- If you need to.
[laughter]
600
00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:55,556
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