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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,371 --> 00:00:16,125 LOVE IS IN THE AIR 2 00:02:14,131 --> 00:02:19,808 Do you work for Niklas Ravn's band? - No, I'm stealing his amplifier. 3 00:02:19,971 --> 00:02:23,680 What do you think? - I want to give him a CD of my songs. 4 00:02:23,851 --> 00:02:28,641 Can you help me? - Give it to him yourself. 5 00:02:28,811 --> 00:02:34,249 If you help me, I'm sure I can give you a hand with something. 6 00:02:51,211 --> 00:02:54,840 Not on the mouth. I'm a diabetic. 7 00:02:55,011 --> 00:02:57,969 Really? - Come. 8 00:02:59,651 --> 00:03:02,484 Call Niklas. Call him! 9 00:03:08,611 --> 00:03:11,079 Get my insulin. Hurry! 10 00:03:17,091 --> 00:03:20,606 When is your next injection? - In a few hours. 11 00:03:22,571 --> 00:03:27,087 I'll give this back when I've talked to Niklas. Damn, I have to go. 12 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:31,005 Lina! Lina! Don't do this! Lina! 13 00:03:31,171 --> 00:03:33,207 Come back, Lina! 14 00:03:44,811 --> 00:03:48,770 Daniel, you big wimp. This is for you. 15 00:03:56,411 --> 00:03:58,686 Oh, Lina ... 16 00:04:02,891 --> 00:04:04,961 Oh, Lina ... 17 00:04:05,131 --> 00:04:08,123 It's occupied! 18 00:04:15,011 --> 00:04:18,242 Daniel! Open up! 19 00:04:25,211 --> 00:04:29,250 Did you spank the monkey? - No, no... I just had to piss. 20 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:39,802 Light my dick-cigar. 21 00:04:47,051 --> 00:04:49,724 Hi. - What's up, honey? 22 00:04:49,891 --> 00:04:52,451 Hi, sweetie pie. 23 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:22,610 Lina, help me. - Forget it! 24 00:05:23,931 --> 00:05:27,207 Four cheers for the best friend in the whole universe - 25 00:05:27,371 --> 00:05:31,569 the Milky Way and outer space. 26 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:35,963 Today is Therese's birthday hip, hip, hooray! 27 00:05:36,131 --> 00:05:40,921 She is still a virgin hip, hip, hooray! 28 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:44,640 But tonight she'll find a guy with a huge boner 29 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:51,159 Who'll take her virginity hip, hip, hooray! 30 00:05:52,651 --> 00:05:55,927 These are for you, my lovely princess. 31 00:05:57,491 --> 00:06:00,130 They're beautiful. 32 00:06:02,531 --> 00:06:05,409 Thank you. 33 00:06:39,611 --> 00:06:41,567 Here. 34 00:06:41,731 --> 00:06:44,529 No thanks. I've quit. - Why? 35 00:06:46,771 --> 00:06:49,365 Because my mom died last Sunday. - Oh no. 36 00:06:49,531 --> 00:06:52,204 Wasn't she getting chemo? 37 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,646 I'm off. - Already? 38 00:06:59,811 --> 00:07:04,123 I'm going to hear Niklas' band. - Is this going to make you famous? 39 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:08,204 Lina's greatest tits ... I mean hits. - Where the hell did you get that? 40 00:07:08,371 --> 00:07:12,523 Stefan! - Let's hear one of your masterpieces. 41 00:07:39,531 --> 00:07:43,490 Do you think my song stinks too? - No. It'll be a smash hit. 42 00:07:43,651 --> 00:07:47,530 Forget Stefan. He doesn't understand us artists. 43 00:07:49,771 --> 00:07:52,160 You're sweet. 44 00:07:56,171 --> 00:08:00,801 Niklas will be on in a minute. Hurry up! 45 00:08:00,971 --> 00:08:04,759 But you don't like his band. - He might produce my CD. 46 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:09,607 We're meeting after the concert, and I'll make him fall in love with me. 47 00:08:10,811 --> 00:08:14,440 It'll boost my career, if he's my lover. 48 00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:20,046 Don't you think so? 49 00:08:23,931 --> 00:08:28,641 What the hell are you doing? - We're in a hurry, right? 50 00:08:28,811 --> 00:08:32,121 Help! Daniel, you fucking idiot! 51 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:36,045 Help! Daniel! 52 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,600 Stop! 53 00:08:38,771 --> 00:08:41,239 You idiot! 54 00:08:41,411 --> 00:08:43,971 Help! 55 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:46,850 Help! 56 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:12,727 Dance, bitch. - Only gay people dance. 57 00:09:12,891 --> 00:09:17,442 I bet Niklas is a great dancer. - Then why is he sitting down? 58 00:09:17,611 --> 00:09:22,162 Probably because he's shitting himself playing his shitty music! 59 00:09:22,331 --> 00:09:27,485 We're going to have sex tonight. - Don't! He's fucked tons of groupies. 60 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:32,327 He probably has AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis. 61 00:09:32,491 --> 00:09:35,528 And cancer in his dick. 62 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:41,006 Child molester! Asshole drummer! 63 00:09:41,171 --> 00:09:44,163 Shut the fuck up! 64 00:10:13,011 --> 00:10:15,730 Fucking bastard. 65 00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:22,527 Stay away from Lina! 66 00:10:26,491 --> 00:10:29,403 Dirty old pervert! - You little shit! 67 00:11:04,891 --> 00:11:07,849 No ... stop. 68 00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:14,488 Don't. - Why not? 69 00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:17,882 I just can't. 70 00:11:47,411 --> 00:11:51,199 Hey, Danny boy. I'm making out with a chick. 71 00:11:51,371 --> 00:11:54,886 Is she hot? - Huge tits. She's a model. 72 00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:59,169 Where are you? - In the emergency room. 73 00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:02,767 Niklas Ravn, we want you 74 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,367 Niklas Ravn, you're so fine 75 00:12:06,531 --> 00:12:10,160 Niklas Ravn, you're hot stuff 76 00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:13,607 Niklas Ravn, we can't get enough 77 00:12:14,491 --> 00:12:18,040 Niklas Ravn, don't stop 78 00:12:18,211 --> 00:12:20,600 Niklas Ravn, we want you 79 00:12:33,091 --> 00:12:36,720 Calm down, ladies. It's just me. 80 00:12:36,891 --> 00:12:39,610 Benny with the big ... 81 00:12:39,771 --> 00:12:42,763 When is Niklas coming? - I need my insulin. 82 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:48,403 You'll get it. Where is Niklas? - He's doing interviews. 83 00:12:48,571 --> 00:12:52,769 I'm not going to wait here like some whore. I'm an artist! 84 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:56,401 Shut the fuck up! 85 00:12:56,571 --> 00:13:01,087 Lina, I need my insulin. - And I need a record deal. 86 00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:05,927 Call me when Niklas is ready, and you'll get your damn insulin. 87 00:13:34,091 --> 00:13:37,561 What's up, snotnose? - Fishface! 88 00:13:37,731 --> 00:13:42,202 Did Lina beat you up? - No, I beat up Niklas. 89 00:13:42,371 --> 00:13:46,125 He tried to rape Lina backstage. - You beat up a celebrity? Sweet! 90 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:51,290 Now Lina will give you a blowjob. - No, she thinks I'm stupid. 91 00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:54,648 You're too desperate, that's your problem. 92 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:58,406 I'll show you how to get chicks to chase you. 93 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,961 Do you want it in the ass? - No, get on my back. 94 00:14:02,131 --> 00:14:06,966 You won't get any pussy sitting in that retarded chair. 95 00:14:07,131 --> 00:14:10,726 You have to pick out a chick. That's the secret. 96 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:15,009 Those two over there are pretty, but brain-dead. 97 00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:21,201 The lights are on, but nobody's home. So you know which strategy to use. 98 00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:25,364 Which strategy is that? - Nonchalant charm. 99 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,250 Watch this. 100 00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:33,210 Want to dance, ladies? 101 00:14:50,011 --> 00:14:52,844 Who's the man?! 102 00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:58,844 Hi, it's Lina with the sweet smile. - Aren't you meeting Niklas? 103 00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:02,720 They wouldn't let me in because you're such a dickhead. 104 00:15:02,891 --> 00:15:07,328 His roadie will call me later. You want to get together? 105 00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:18,845 You have one new message. 106 00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:23,323 It's Mom. Why won't you play football anymore? Dad is furious. 107 00:15:25,211 --> 00:15:29,682 Let's get some twin pussy! - No, I have to go talk to my dad. 108 00:15:29,851 --> 00:15:34,129 He's depressed because of my mom. 109 00:15:36,051 --> 00:15:38,167 See you later. 110 00:15:45,131 --> 00:15:49,966 So ... are you coming home with us? - No, I don't fuck twins. 111 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,967 I'm done. 112 00:16:10,051 --> 00:16:13,839 It can be the cover of your CD. - But I look like a porn star! 113 00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:18,562 Are you stupid or what? All good singers have small tits. 114 00:16:18,731 --> 00:16:23,441 But you need big lungs to sing. - Maybe it'll be good for my image. 115 00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:27,889 And guys can jerk off to the cover of your CD. 116 00:16:30,371 --> 00:16:32,839 Brilliant! 117 00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:38,683 Give me your drawing. - Never sing that song for anybody. 118 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:42,924 It's the best thing I ever wrote. - But then it's not mine. 119 00:17:43,091 --> 00:17:48,768 That's exactly why girls don't like you. You think too much! 120 00:17:54,331 --> 00:17:59,451 I do not! Sometimes I'm brain-dead. I beat up Niklas. 121 00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:03,763 No, you cried like a girl. - Fuck you! 122 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:08,004 I can jerk off here if you want. - That's disgusting! 123 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:13,245 Then tell me what to do. - Steal that car. Go on! 124 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:22,170 Damn Swedish car. - The Beetle has thinner windows. 125 00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:31,282 Piece of Nazi crap. - Move. I'll do it. There! 126 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:36,364 Are you sure you're up for this? - Are you scared? 127 00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:39,841 No, but you seem to be. - Shut up! 128 00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:45,608 I'm more of a man than Niklas. Are you coming? 129 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:58,040 Look. I'm a star, motherfucker! 130 00:19:58,211 --> 00:20:02,568 It's a dick sausage. - The same size as mine. 131 00:20:02,731 --> 00:20:08,601 In your dreams. This is more like it. - That's when it's hard. 132 00:20:11,691 --> 00:20:14,888 Say hi to my banana dick. 133 00:20:22,811 --> 00:20:26,963 Come close to me 134 00:20:27,131 --> 00:20:31,841 Look me in the eyes 135 00:20:32,011 --> 00:20:36,448 Smile at me 136 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:40,570 Feel me near 137 00:20:41,811 --> 00:20:45,167 Hold me 138 00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:50,050 Before the night is over. 139 00:20:51,171 --> 00:20:55,847 Touch me 140 00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:59,765 Before morning comes. 141 00:21:00,811 --> 00:21:04,884 Kiss me. 142 00:21:05,051 --> 00:21:09,249 For ever and ever. 143 00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:14,405 You and I 144 00:21:14,571 --> 00:21:18,450 Belong together. 145 00:21:20,051 --> 00:21:23,521 Kiss me. Please kiss me. 146 00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:26,125 What the hell are you doing? 147 00:21:28,331 --> 00:21:32,688 I'm not in love with you, and I never will be! 148 00:21:32,851 --> 00:21:36,048 Niklas is the only one I want. 149 00:21:42,491 --> 00:21:45,881 Damn, it stinks in here. - It's because you're full of shit. 150 00:21:46,051 --> 00:21:48,360 You farted! 151 00:21:48,531 --> 00:21:54,128 Did you fart in the car with her? - I'm such an idiot! 152 00:21:56,491 --> 00:21:59,369 Now Lina hates me even more. 153 00:21:59,531 --> 00:22:03,729 You know how to tell if your girlfriend really loves you? 154 00:22:05,131 --> 00:22:10,967 If you fart in her face, and she still wants to be with you - 155 00:22:11,131 --> 00:22:15,409 then it's true love. And if she farts in your face - 156 00:22:15,571 --> 00:22:20,201 and you still love her, then you know she's the one. 157 00:22:21,451 --> 00:22:24,523 I'll never find a girl like that. 158 00:22:27,211 --> 00:22:31,250 He gets a giant hard-on whenever he sees a girl 159 00:22:31,411 --> 00:22:34,687 He uses every pick-up line to get her on cloud nine 160 00:22:34,851 --> 00:22:38,924 But every line that he picks is just a voice from his dick 161 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:43,004 "Blow my mind tonight, baby" won't score any lady 162 00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:48,165 'Go away' says the girl of his dreams 163 00:22:48,331 --> 00:22:52,688 'You're disgusting' 164 00:22:52,851 --> 00:22:56,730 'and you turn me off' 165 00:22:56,891 --> 00:23:01,521 So he has to spank his monkey 'cos he can't get any pussy! 166 00:23:01,691 --> 00:23:03,647 No, he can't get any pussy! 167 00:23:11,611 --> 00:23:16,366 Could you get Benny for me? - He left. I don't know where. 168 00:23:52,091 --> 00:23:55,800 Can I go to the after-party with you? - Some other time. 169 00:23:55,971 --> 00:24:00,169 I'm Niklas' cousin. Niklas, come here! 170 00:26:02,411 --> 00:26:04,606 Damn, she's easy. 171 00:26:05,971 --> 00:26:10,328 Niklas? Please let me in. 172 00:26:10,491 --> 00:26:16,327 Let me in! That girl you're kissing has syphilis, gonorrhea and AIDS. 173 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:20,245 Don't do it! Please, Niklas! Niklas! 174 00:26:33,451 --> 00:26:38,764 I've figured out a way to give myself a blowjob. It's a penis extension. 175 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:44,210 It makes your dick 10 cm longer. I just need another 5 cm to do it. 176 00:26:44,371 --> 00:26:47,727 Then I can suck my own dick. 177 00:26:52,931 --> 00:26:55,604 I'm ready. 178 00:27:16,331 --> 00:27:19,607 I get half a centimeter closer every month. 179 00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:25,846 If I keep this up, I can suck my dick next September. 180 00:27:26,011 --> 00:27:29,640 Then I won't need girls anymore! 181 00:27:46,611 --> 00:27:52,129 Let's go. I'll teach you how to dance. Come on. You want to. 182 00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:54,851 Otherwise Lina will never fuck you. 183 00:27:55,011 --> 00:27:57,445 Really? 184 00:29:04,131 --> 00:29:06,770 Faggots! - Cocksuckers! 185 00:29:06,931 --> 00:29:10,401 Fairies! - Fucking bimbos. 186 00:29:16,771 --> 00:29:21,561 Come on. Bitches don't decide when real men can dance. 187 00:29:23,331 --> 00:29:28,849 Won't Lina have sex with you? - No. And I don't care. 188 00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:33,289 I can only get a hard-on when I'm alone. 189 00:29:33,451 --> 00:29:37,888 Take a pill. You'll have a hard-on for five hours. 190 00:29:44,211 --> 00:29:47,169 Look, a naked woman! 191 00:29:47,331 --> 00:29:51,290 Spit it out! They cost a fortune! 192 00:29:51,451 --> 00:29:53,806 Spit it out, dickhead! 193 00:30:00,691 --> 00:30:05,685 Stop. Look at those boots. - I hate high heels. 194 00:30:05,851 --> 00:30:10,242 Stefan would love them. - Really? 195 00:30:10,411 --> 00:30:13,767 He'd screw your socks off if you wore them. 196 00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:23,805 Stefan! 197 00:30:31,891 --> 00:30:35,247 Here! Run! 198 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:42,720 Damn, you're hot, hot, hot damn, you're hot 199 00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:46,964 Damn, you're hot, hot, hot damn, you're hot 200 00:30:47,131 --> 00:30:50,089 Will Stefan have sex with me now? - Sure! 201 00:30:50,251 --> 00:30:55,484 He'll get a hard-on the size of the Eiffel Tower. Need a condom? 202 00:30:57,251 --> 00:31:00,288 This is so embarrassing. Lina will never screw me now. 203 00:31:00,451 --> 00:31:06,606 Imagine this is a Harley. Repeat to yourself: I'm a pussy magnet. 204 00:31:11,451 --> 00:31:17,048 It's a Harley for the handicapped. - You look like retards too. 205 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:20,647 H-h-hi. My name is D-d-d-aniel. 206 00:31:20,811 --> 00:31:25,521 I've never k-k-kissed a g-g-girl. 207 00:31:25,691 --> 00:31:30,082 What are we doing? - Emptying my dad's safe. 208 00:31:30,251 --> 00:31:36,565 So we can get some more nose candy. Damn, you look fine in those heels! 209 00:31:36,731 --> 00:31:40,167 You think so? - I'm getting a hard-on the size of ... 210 00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:45,883 The Eiffel Tower. We know. - Shut up. 211 00:32:12,371 --> 00:32:15,647 I'm a pussy magnet I'm a pussy ... 212 00:32:31,051 --> 00:32:34,441 I'm a pussy magnet I'm a pussy magnet 213 00:32:40,411 --> 00:32:45,724 Fuck! I bet he put it in the bank. - Maybe he hid it in a binder. 214 00:32:57,531 --> 00:33:01,206 Hello, hello. This is your captain speaking. 215 00:33:04,771 --> 00:33:08,047 How about a song? 216 00:35:49,571 --> 00:35:51,368 Lina! 217 00:36:01,691 --> 00:36:06,082 What was that? - The night watchman. Hurry. 218 00:36:13,411 --> 00:36:16,369 No, I know what it is. Come on. 219 00:36:20,371 --> 00:36:24,046 I think I'll write a protest song about the meat industry. 220 00:36:24,211 --> 00:36:29,080 You're a genius. - Yes. "Animals are People too." 221 00:36:37,731 --> 00:36:40,370 High five! Alright. 222 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,443 You know why I can't play football anymore? 223 00:36:43,611 --> 00:36:47,126 Because I'm ewes-less. 224 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:50,363 That was a good one. - It was baa-d. 225 00:36:50,531 --> 00:36:54,126 Diss, diss, diss. Why are you taking them off? 226 00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:58,000 They're too big. - Let me try them on. 227 00:37:08,611 --> 00:37:12,843 Sexy motherfucker! - I'm the hottest bitch in town, baby. 228 00:37:13,011 --> 00:37:17,766 You were born to be a woman. - Or you've worn your mom's shoes. 229 00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:22,049 Shut up. I'm not a cocksucker. 230 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:29,330 Stefan doesn't suck cock! Stefan doesn't suck cock! 231 00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:39,569 Heroin is asinine but cocaine is mighty fine! 232 00:37:39,731 --> 00:37:42,291 LSD makes me laugh! 233 00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:46,246 And pot and speed are what we need! 234 00:37:46,411 --> 00:37:50,290 Show Lina the straw you got at the bar. 235 00:38:02,171 --> 00:38:05,004 Let me try it. 236 00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:19,241 May I have this dance? - Yes. 237 00:39:17,771 --> 00:39:22,686 Is that a gun in my pocket? Or am I just happy to see you? 238 00:39:24,611 --> 00:39:28,684 Maybe you want to shoot my gun? - Maybe I do, baby. 239 00:39:28,851 --> 00:39:32,685 Then come home with me. - Okay, darling. 240 00:39:38,891 --> 00:39:43,521 Hi, Benny. Where are you? - At the hotel. 241 00:39:43,691 --> 00:39:47,650 Is Niklas there? Okay, I'm on my way. 242 00:40:01,931 --> 00:40:07,210 Walkin' with my chick gives me such a kick 243 00:40:07,371 --> 00:40:10,204 So please, Therese take away your hand 244 00:40:10,371 --> 00:40:13,681 I wanna see your pretty face, don't you understand? 245 00:40:13,851 --> 00:40:16,490 This way. 246 00:40:23,691 --> 00:40:26,728 Now you can look. 247 00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:29,485 Ta-da! 248 00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:35,406 Come. 249 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:48,360 You must. Come on now. 250 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:05,202 Here. 251 00:41:05,371 --> 00:41:09,922 It's the World Cup final. Denmark vs. Brazil. The score is 0-0. 252 00:41:10,091 --> 00:41:14,084 Stefan Larsen is brought in. He has the ball. 253 00:41:14,251 --> 00:41:18,403 He shoots! Goal! 254 00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:49,970 Why is your dad so mad at you? Why does he care if you play football? 255 00:41:52,931 --> 00:41:56,287 Do you want to hear a secret? 256 00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:02,488 There's nothing wrong with my knee. 257 00:42:02,651 --> 00:42:06,803 If my dad knew the real reason why I won't play, he'd kill me. 258 00:42:06,971 --> 00:42:10,600 Why don't you play football anymore? 259 00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:36,207 Look, Stefan's got a boner. Nasty faggot. 260 00:42:36,371 --> 00:42:40,125 Faggot! Faggot! Faggot! 261 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:43,010 Faggot! Faggot! 262 00:42:46,771 --> 00:42:49,729 Are you gay? 263 00:42:52,011 --> 00:42:55,686 You aren't, are you? 264 00:42:55,851 --> 00:42:59,241 What if I were? 265 00:43:00,651 --> 00:43:03,609 You're not. 266 00:43:08,491 --> 00:43:11,324 No way. - Way. 267 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:16,879 You must take my virginity tonight. - I can't. 268 00:43:24,891 --> 00:43:27,451 You have to. 269 00:43:34,451 --> 00:43:37,284 You have to! 270 00:43:53,491 --> 00:43:56,688 You're my best friend. 271 00:44:00,011 --> 00:44:07,565 For a brief moment 272 00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:16,121 I was allowed to hope 273 00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:25,479 For the things that might happen 274 00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:34,450 Before the night is over 275 00:44:35,731 --> 00:44:42,887 For a brief moment 276 00:44:45,811 --> 00:44:51,761 We were allowed to hope 277 00:44:53,651 --> 00:45:02,161 For the things that might happen 278 00:45:03,691 --> 00:45:10,210 Before life is over 279 00:45:32,971 --> 00:45:37,169 Excuse me. This is Lina. - Hi. 280 00:45:37,331 --> 00:45:41,244 I recorded some demos. - Cool. 281 00:45:41,411 --> 00:45:45,370 I want you to produce my CD. - I'll listen to it later. 282 00:45:45,531 --> 00:45:51,401 Or we could go to your room now ... - And listen to it in stereo! Sit down. 283 00:45:56,131 --> 00:46:00,283 Do you want a drink? - Please. 284 00:46:07,531 --> 00:46:11,444 Here. - Thank you. 285 00:46:13,891 --> 00:46:17,247 Aren't you having one? - No, I have a stomach ache. 286 00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:22,041 I'll take care of you. I'm experienced in that area. 287 00:46:22,211 --> 00:46:25,999 Why did you come to me? - You're a great producer. 288 00:46:26,171 --> 00:46:30,483 Your sound is perfect for my songs. 289 00:46:30,651 --> 00:46:33,563 You're sweet. Thanks. 290 00:46:33,731 --> 00:46:36,564 That makes me so happy. 291 00:46:42,171 --> 00:46:46,528 Christ, it's that psycho. He's looking at you. 292 00:46:46,691 --> 00:46:51,207 No, I don't hang out with losers. - I want to talk to him. 293 00:46:54,251 --> 00:46:58,767 Didn't you attack me? - Eh ... Maybe. 294 00:47:01,131 --> 00:47:05,090 Thanks! It's the wildest thing that's happened to me in ten years. 295 00:47:05,251 --> 00:47:08,561 This guy is the coolest dude I've ever met. 296 00:47:08,731 --> 00:47:12,167 Luna, come here. - My name is Lina! 297 00:47:12,331 --> 00:47:15,403 I hate you! - So what if he finds me interesting? 298 00:47:15,571 --> 00:47:19,246 I was going to seduce him. - You act like a whore too. 299 00:47:19,411 --> 00:47:22,801 All I have is my pussy and my music. - But you're not like that. 300 00:47:22,971 --> 00:47:25,804 Wake up! 301 00:47:27,211 --> 00:47:31,841 I've used sex to get what I want since I was 13. 302 00:47:32,011 --> 00:47:35,287 I've screwed 53 guys. 303 00:47:35,451 --> 00:47:40,047 And I've screwed 153 girls, homos and transvestites. 304 00:47:40,211 --> 00:47:45,968 You think I'm lying? Allan, Christian, David, Erik, Frank! 305 00:47:55,851 --> 00:47:59,048 Wait, Daniel. Daniel! 306 00:48:34,651 --> 00:48:38,803 Don't walk away when I'm talking about my lovers. 307 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:43,609 Got that? - I'm sorry. 308 00:48:46,971 --> 00:48:49,724 You're the one that I want. 309 00:48:53,251 --> 00:48:56,243 You're sweet. 310 00:48:56,411 --> 00:49:00,245 Maybe you'll be my lover someday. 311 00:49:00,411 --> 00:49:03,721 Do you think so? 312 00:49:39,571 --> 00:49:45,203 I'm cold. - Let's go to my place and get warm. 313 00:49:45,371 --> 00:49:49,569 If you know what I mean... 314 00:51:04,251 --> 00:51:08,847 Your mom was beautiful. - Yes. Very. 315 00:51:09,011 --> 00:51:14,039 When's the funeral? - Tomorrow. But I'm not going. 316 00:51:14,211 --> 00:51:18,090 Why not? - I want to punish my dad. 317 00:51:19,891 --> 00:51:23,167 He was really mean to Mom. 318 00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:26,846 He never visited her in the hospital. 319 00:51:28,811 --> 00:51:31,848 In the end, she just gave up. 320 00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:40,691 Come here. 321 00:51:51,451 --> 00:51:55,490 Are you looking for something? Are you? 322 00:51:55,651 --> 00:51:58,324 Not anymore. 323 00:52:05,611 --> 00:52:08,683 Daniel, what are you doing? 324 00:52:11,691 --> 00:52:14,569 What the hell are you doing? 325 00:52:19,131 --> 00:52:25,240 Lina, my dick is about to explode. - Stop it. 326 00:52:25,411 --> 00:52:27,971 Otherwise I'll leave. 327 00:52:28,131 --> 00:52:31,043 Jerk. 328 00:52:36,331 --> 00:52:39,050 I'm sorry. 329 00:53:11,691 --> 00:53:16,526 You look at me and my heart is in flames 330 00:53:19,611 --> 00:53:24,639 I've never met anyone as beautiful as you 331 00:53:27,731 --> 00:53:32,725 You're everything I've dreamed of 332 00:53:35,531 --> 00:53:40,730 The look in your eyes 333 00:53:43,411 --> 00:53:48,121 lights up my desire 334 00:53:51,371 --> 00:53:56,491 You and I could easily get burnt 335 00:53:59,251 --> 00:54:04,689 My heart is in flames 336 00:54:07,491 --> 00:54:12,326 But don't put out the fire. 337 00:54:15,491 --> 00:54:19,769 My head is spinning when you look at me 338 00:54:23,291 --> 00:54:29,366 I'm falling head over heels in love with you 339 00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:36,448 You're so beautiful, you're the one I want 340 00:54:38,851 --> 00:54:44,084 The look in your eyes is hotter than any sun 341 00:55:07,691 --> 00:55:11,081 Why is it so hot? What the hell is it? 342 00:55:11,251 --> 00:55:14,766 What? - My back is on fire. 343 00:55:16,211 --> 00:55:21,285 I mean it! What's going on? You have a huge boner. 344 00:55:22,331 --> 00:55:24,799 Your dick burned me. 345 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:31,403 Down, boy! You should screw her, not burn her. 346 00:55:31,571 --> 00:55:35,530 Who are you talking to? - The hose. 347 00:55:35,691 --> 00:55:38,603 What hose? - The water hose. 348 00:55:38,771 --> 00:55:41,490 It's exploding. 349 00:55:50,691 --> 00:55:53,569 What are you doing? - Leaving. 350 00:55:53,731 --> 00:55:57,041 But we're going to have sex. - In your dreams. 351 00:55:57,211 --> 00:56:00,408 You can't leave now. It's the middle of the night. 352 00:56:00,571 --> 00:56:03,165 You'll get raped. 353 00:56:04,531 --> 00:56:09,161 You might as well let me screw you. - Stop begging! 354 00:56:09,331 --> 00:56:11,799 Lina, I'll die if you leave. 355 00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:15,088 Stay! 356 00:56:15,251 --> 00:56:18,084 Die, Niklas, die! 357 00:56:24,651 --> 00:56:29,202 What's up, snotnose? - Fishface. Find a girl for me. 358 00:56:29,371 --> 00:56:33,444 The pill stops working in an hour. My dick is hard as a rock. 359 00:56:33,611 --> 00:56:36,603 Try Therese. She's desperate. 360 00:57:02,771 --> 00:57:07,686 Hotel Vista. - Room 509. A water pipe broke. 361 00:57:07,851 --> 00:57:10,604 Please hurry. 362 00:57:51,691 --> 00:57:54,649 Hi. - Who are you? 363 00:57:54,811 --> 00:57:58,167 I want to talk to Niklas. I gave him my CD. 364 00:57:58,331 --> 00:58:01,403 Did you listen to this girl's CD? - No. 365 00:58:01,571 --> 00:58:07,203 Come in. Honestly, he'll probably never listen to it. 366 00:58:07,371 --> 00:58:10,681 He's the world's laziest bastard! 367 00:58:10,851 --> 00:58:15,163 Sing a song. He can't escape. - Camilla, for Christ's sake. 368 00:58:15,331 --> 00:58:19,643 Tell her to leave. My stomach really hurts. 369 00:58:19,811 --> 00:58:23,884 Open up, so you can hear her. Some people write their own songs. 370 00:58:24,051 --> 00:58:28,283 But I'm sick! - But not too sick to listen. 371 00:58:31,851 --> 00:58:34,649 Hi. - Hello. 372 00:59:06,571 --> 00:59:10,325 Get her out of here! I hate her crappy music. 373 00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:25,048 What are you doing? Stop it! No! No! 374 00:59:25,211 --> 00:59:27,281 Lina, don't do it! 375 01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:21,847 May I have this dance? - Si, señor. 376 01:00:36,851 --> 01:00:39,365 Are you still a virgin? 377 01:00:39,531 --> 01:00:41,726 Yes. 378 01:00:43,211 --> 01:00:46,647 So am I. - Are you really? 379 01:00:47,851 --> 01:00:50,843 Yes, Lina won't have sex with me. 380 01:00:53,851 --> 01:00:56,843 Stefan won't have sex with me either. 381 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:02,359 It sucks. - Yes, it does. 382 01:01:04,651 --> 01:01:09,805 I meant being a virgin. - Yes, that's what I meant too. 383 01:01:34,171 --> 01:01:37,322 Do you want to go home with me? 384 01:01:37,491 --> 01:01:40,130 Yes. 385 01:01:41,851 --> 01:01:46,208 But I don't have handcuffs. And you're not getting anal sex. 386 01:01:46,371 --> 01:01:50,523 Anal sex? I'm not gay. 387 01:01:50,691 --> 01:01:54,161 I only watch porn with women in it. 388 01:01:55,691 --> 01:01:58,159 Prove it. 389 01:02:42,731 --> 01:02:45,882 Everything falls silent Suddenly I'm all alone 390 01:02:46,051 --> 01:02:50,727 I'm lost in the darkness 391 01:02:50,891 --> 01:02:56,090 My heart is broken into pieces 392 01:02:59,051 --> 01:03:02,930 Can't we start over? 393 01:03:03,091 --> 01:03:07,607 Can't our dreams come true? 394 01:03:07,771 --> 01:03:11,605 We had so many good times 395 01:03:11,771 --> 01:03:16,049 But now they're just memories 396 01:03:19,251 --> 01:03:22,721 Goodbye 397 01:03:22,891 --> 01:03:25,451 I'll never see you again 398 01:03:25,611 --> 01:03:28,079 Never see you again 399 01:03:28,251 --> 01:03:30,890 I'll never ever see you again 400 01:03:31,051 --> 01:03:34,043 Goodbye 401 01:04:01,731 --> 01:04:06,805 Two hearts are on fire 402 01:04:08,051 --> 01:04:14,001 A boy and a girl are burning with desire 403 01:04:14,171 --> 01:04:20,246 He asks for her hand 404 01:04:21,331 --> 01:04:26,485 She says no But it's easy to see 405 01:04:26,651 --> 01:04:30,280 These two hearts are on fire 406 01:04:32,651 --> 01:04:36,007 They have fun dancing all night long 407 01:04:38,771 --> 01:04:42,889 Then they stop something special is happening 408 01:04:44,691 --> 01:04:48,366 They look at each other and they feel it too 409 01:04:51,451 --> 01:04:56,764 Their young hearts are exploding with desire 410 01:05:51,011 --> 01:05:54,481 Ready for liftoff? 411 01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:58,803 On one condition. - What's that? 412 01:06:00,771 --> 01:06:06,129 Go to your mother's funeral. - Not if my dad's there. 413 01:06:10,571 --> 01:06:15,281 What was her favorite color? - Yellow. 414 01:06:18,131 --> 01:06:21,885 Wear yellow for the funeral. 415 01:06:22,051 --> 01:06:26,522 Then your dad will know you're only there for your mother's sake. 416 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:35,484 Do you promise? 417 01:06:35,651 --> 01:06:39,769 Otherwise I won't have sex with you. 418 01:06:39,931 --> 01:06:42,889 Okay. 419 01:06:43,051 --> 01:06:46,327 Okay. I promise. 420 01:06:58,091 --> 01:07:02,369 Now I'm ready for liftoff. Where are we going? 421 01:07:03,411 --> 01:07:06,209 To paradise. 422 01:07:09,051 --> 01:07:12,600 You'll feel a little sting. - Okay. 423 01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:21,284 Does it hurt? - No, it's great! 424 01:07:30,251 --> 01:07:34,767 Your dick is small. - No, it isn't. 425 01:07:34,931 --> 01:07:37,843 It's just your hole that's too big! 426 01:07:52,451 --> 01:07:55,602 Wow. That was amazing. 427 01:07:57,371 --> 01:08:01,808 Yes. Unbelievable. 428 01:08:01,971 --> 01:08:08,126 I hope you didn't mind ... - No, it was fine. 429 01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:12,603 Vaginal farts are perfectly normal. 430 01:08:12,771 --> 01:08:16,286 They're not real farts. They hardly smell. 431 01:08:16,451 --> 01:08:19,841 You don't think so? 432 01:08:22,931 --> 01:08:25,570 I have to go to the bathroom. 433 01:08:31,611 --> 01:08:35,570 Daniel, you big wimp. This is for you. 434 01:08:56,731 --> 01:09:01,930 How about some champagne? We're not virgins anymore. 435 01:09:02,091 --> 01:09:06,687 Yeah ... Great idea. 436 01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:10,924 Baby, let me pop it for you let me pop it for you! 437 01:09:11,091 --> 01:09:14,720 Boing, boing, so fantastic I can hardly take it! 438 01:09:40,371 --> 01:09:43,283 Earth to earth. 439 01:09:43,451 --> 01:09:46,682 Ashes to ashes. 440 01:09:46,851 --> 01:09:50,366 Dust to dust. 441 01:10:28,451 --> 01:10:32,364 Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. 442 01:10:32,531 --> 01:10:37,082 For thine is the kingdom, and the power and the glory forever and ever. 443 01:10:37,251 --> 01:10:39,924 Amen. 444 01:10:54,691 --> 01:10:56,363 Dad? 445 01:11:23,691 --> 01:11:26,330 What's up, Stefan? 446 01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:30,279 There's something I want to tell you. 447 01:11:31,891 --> 01:11:35,566 Okay, but hurry up. I have to go to work. 448 01:11:35,731 --> 01:11:39,485 The thing is ... 449 01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:44,570 I'm a homosexual. 450 01:11:47,371 --> 01:11:49,885 I'm a fag. 451 01:11:50,051 --> 01:11:53,566 I mean I'm gay. Gay. 452 01:12:00,971 --> 01:12:05,647 I always have been. - But you bring girls home constantly. 453 01:12:05,811 --> 01:12:10,885 I can only have sex with them if I take a pill. That's why I gave up football. 454 01:12:11,051 --> 01:12:14,521 I got an erection in the showers. 455 01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:20,288 Have you had a man's penis in your mouth? 456 01:12:20,451 --> 01:12:24,683 Not yet, but it's all I dream about. 457 01:12:26,691 --> 01:12:32,561 I'm in love with Michael Laudrup. I think about him when I masturbate. 458 01:12:32,731 --> 01:12:38,806 That's sick. And Michael Laudrup of all people! 459 01:12:38,971 --> 01:12:45,160 Easy now. It's okay to be a bit gay. - I'm not 'a bit gay'. 460 01:12:45,331 --> 01:12:50,166 I'm 100% homo. - You're not gay. You're my son! 461 01:12:50,331 --> 01:12:54,119 It's a phase that boys go through. 462 01:12:54,291 --> 01:13:00,526 When I was a teenager, I thought a man's penis was more arousing ... 463 01:13:00,691 --> 01:13:03,888 Stop! I don't want to hear about it. 464 01:13:11,011 --> 01:13:14,128 Can't we help your mother out a little? 465 01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:17,966 Let's say your bisexual. 466 01:13:18,131 --> 01:13:21,840 Dad, I'm gay. And that's that. 467 01:13:22,771 --> 01:13:25,444 Come here. 468 01:13:26,931 --> 01:13:29,889 I'm proud of you, son. 469 01:13:30,051 --> 01:13:36,445 It takes balls to admit that you're a faggot. You're a real man. 470 01:13:36,611 --> 01:13:40,126 Thanks, Dad. - You're welcome. 471 01:14:32,771 --> 01:14:36,400 Hi. - What are you doing here? 472 01:14:38,171 --> 01:14:41,561 I was waiting for you to come home. 473 01:14:42,651 --> 01:14:45,290 Why? 474 01:14:47,251 --> 01:14:51,005 Do you know what I've realized? 475 01:14:53,091 --> 01:14:55,810 That I'm in love with you. 476 01:15:08,691 --> 01:15:12,081 I'm sorry I've been such an idiot. 477 01:15:19,811 --> 01:15:22,609 Really? 478 01:15:34,131 --> 01:15:36,520 You are 479 01:15:37,931 --> 01:15:41,970 The man of my dreams 480 01:15:42,131 --> 01:15:46,761 You are 481 01:15:53,851 --> 01:15:57,400 the best thing I've ever seen 482 01:15:57,571 --> 01:16:01,644 You are 483 01:16:01,811 --> 01:16:06,487 the one that makes my life worth living 484 01:16:12,891 --> 01:16:16,167 My heart is all yours now 485 01:16:18,531 --> 01:16:21,204 Please take care of it 486 01:16:21,371 --> 01:16:25,683 'Cause I'm defenseless 487 01:16:26,811 --> 01:16:29,848 This is what love is like 488 01:16:30,011 --> 01:16:33,924 My heart is all yours now 489 01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:38,569 Please take good care of it 490 01:16:38,731 --> 01:16:45,364 'Cause I'm defenseless 491 01:17:06,291 --> 01:17:10,728 What are you doing? - Testing your love. 492 01:17:34,651 --> 01:17:38,041 Are you still in love with me? 493 01:17:40,131 --> 01:17:45,251 Yes. Even more than ever. 494 01:18:00,731 --> 01:18:03,882 Are you still in love with me? 495 01:18:27,851 --> 01:18:30,285 Yes! 496 01:18:35,331 --> 01:18:38,050 You're the one 497 01:18:38,211 --> 01:18:41,521 Who brought me to my knees 498 01:18:41,691 --> 01:18:44,159 You're the one 499 01:18:44,331 --> 01:18:47,960 Who finally made me see 500 01:18:49,091 --> 01:18:55,246 What a miracle you are 501 01:18:55,411 --> 01:18:58,608 You're the one who makes me happy 502 01:19:00,811 --> 01:19:05,805 Love is in the air 503 01:19:07,731 --> 01:19:10,848 You drive me crazy 504 01:19:14,051 --> 01:19:17,487 Can't you see? 505 01:19:20,771 --> 01:19:23,888 You mean so much to me 506 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:30,680 Love is in the air 507 01:19:33,931 --> 01:19:37,321 Be mine 508 01:19:40,531 --> 01:19:44,649 Hold me tight 509 01:19:47,211 --> 01:19:50,521 Until the end of time 510 01:19:54,251 --> 01:20:01,168 Love is in the air 511 01:23:29,491 --> 01:23:32,324 Subtitles: Dansk Video Tekst 39314

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