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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,817 MADONNA: You know, l think l'm in a state of shock. 2 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:30,029 l know the tour is over, but it's... 3 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:34,366 lt's like last week in Spain l really felt like l would have a nervous breakdown. 4 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,535 l couldn't take the crowds outside, l couldn't do the shows. 5 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,746 lt was too hot. Everything was getting to me. 6 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:41,665 l thought, "Oh, l think l'm getting ready 7 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,209 "for the depression of what l'm gonna feel when the tour's over with," 8 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:48,213 but l really didn't feel emotional last night. 9 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,257 l know everybody else did, and everyone was crying, 10 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,843 but l didn't feel emotional. 11 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,137 lt was like it already ended for me. 12 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:58,515 lt's like when you know someone's dying, 13 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:01,518 you have to make your peace kind of before they die. 14 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:04,688 l've done this with close friends of mine. 15 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:10,694 lt's like l make my peace with it before it happens, so l don't get really hurt. 16 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:14,656 And then when it happens, it's like... 17 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,367 l don't feel anything. 18 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,620 But l know l'm gonna feel something later. 19 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,997 l just don't know when that's gonna be. 20 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,794 l guess it's a protection device. 21 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,090 l hope l'm in a safe place when it happens. 22 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,720 [people shouting] 23 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:44,353 MADONNA: What's wrong with me? l'm freaking out. l have Japanitis. 24 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,772 [laughs] 25 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,398 Let's walk. 26 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:52,277 MADONNA: ♪ We are in love ♪ 27 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,780 ♪ We are in love ♪ 28 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,700 ♪ So, please Papa don't preach-- ♪ 29 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,702 Stop, stop. 30 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,664 - Stop. Stop. - l'm on it! 31 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,208 Keith, you motherfucker! 32 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,545 [feedback] 33 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,797 Hello? 34 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,676 l'm sorry, the level up here is not that loud, 35 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,678 and there's no reason for all this feedback. 36 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,765 lf we can't get it to sound better than this, then l am not doing a show, 37 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,184 so someone who knows about sound better come up here 38 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,353 and explain something to me. 39 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,901 - l'm waiting. - MAN: She's getting pissed. 40 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:37,072 Why can Donna and Niki not hear themselves? 41 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,491 [overlapping chatter] 42 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,785 Where's John Draper? 43 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,289 She sees me, and the smile is gone. 44 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:46,874 Because it's raining, Freddy. 45 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,834 - l know it is. - You think it's funny. 46 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,253 - No, l don't. - [laughter] 47 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,297 l don't think it's funny at all. 48 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,926 Get out. l'm having a business talk. Good-bye. 49 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,387 Ouch! 50 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,514 Who does she think she is, my mama? 51 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,058 Snatchin' on my head like she's in the kitchen. 52 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,435 l only look white. 53 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,312 She sure is. She's really Mabel. 54 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,356 Remember? From What's Happening? That's her. 55 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,775 l was born a poor black child. [laughs] 56 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,986 With no rhythm. 57 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,739 Look at her hair! Motherfuckin' piccaninny-lookin' shit. 58 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:23,827 "No, massa! l don't wanna do no make-up for Madonna, massa." 59 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,205 [laughs] Honey, l got rhythm. 60 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,665 Do it the way it looks smoother. 61 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,126 No, l'm saying, do you like it over your head? 62 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,588 No. The great thing is you're hidden behind me when you pop out. 63 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,257 That's why l asked. Do you want me to do it over your head or not? 64 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,677 l don't think so. 65 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,889 Why don't you go take a poll? Ask everybody-- 66 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,351 - Take a poll? - Yeah. And ram it up your ass. 67 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,686 l'm just kidding. l'm just kidding, Ollie. 68 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,897 No. See, you said it. 69 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:56,276 Every goddamn day, you throw this little fag stuff on me. 70 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,862 - Ollie! - Yeah, put this on tape. 71 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,406 Don't you know what a poll is? 72 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,910 A pole! Where's a pole? That's a pole. 73 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,537 No, a poll is when you go around and you take-- 74 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,331 lt's like--A poll is like-- 75 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,042 - Wait a minute, you said "pole". - You're forgiven, Ollie. 76 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,878 Everything you don't know, l forgive you for. 77 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,839 Now, let Mama get her make-up done. 78 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:25,722 MADONNA: Oh, God. l love having children to watch over. 79 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:28,725 You're not filming me getting an adjustment. 80 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,436 l won't be able to relax. l'm serious. 81 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,356 - lt's important. - Alek, no. No way. 82 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,443 - We talked about this in L.A. - About me getting an adjustment? 83 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,362 Uh-huh. 84 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:43,448 - Just tune it out. - l'm just gonna-- 85 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,118 Julie, shut up. Don't tell me to tune it out. 86 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:51,123 Now take a deep breath. Drop this shoulder. 87 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,709 [thunder] 88 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,752 [indistinct chatter] 89 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,506 MADONNA: lt's cold like a New York winter day. 90 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:03,260 lt's snowing weather, that's what it's like. 91 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,636 All of you, put black tights on. 92 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:08,765 Just put the Vogue costume on, put your jacket on, 93 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,643 and that's your costume for the night, okay? 94 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:15,772 This is so wild. l'm panicking right now. 95 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,441 Belgium stress. 96 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:21,153 Five minutes, everybody. Showtime. 97 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,780 [cheering] 98 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:26,825 Genki desuka, Tokyo. 99 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:30,203 l don't know about you, but l'm freezin' my ass off. 100 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:33,332 But we're gonna try to do a show for you anyway. 101 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,709 lt goes something like this. 102 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,755 ♪ Don't go for second best... ♪ 103 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:42,883 For some strange reason, l failed to realize 104 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,969 that the first leg of the tour was during the rainy season in Japan, 105 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:49,097 so for three straight weeks, we performed the show in a blizzard. 106 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:52,601 But the dancers are so excited to be performing for an audience, 107 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,604 the world could've been blowing up and they wouldn't have cared. 108 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,857 l, on the other hand, was not in the mood for "Eskimos on lce", 109 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,110 and l think the only thing that kept me from slashing my wrists 110 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,196 was the thought of coming back to America 111 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,448 and doing the show the way it was meant to be. 112 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,584 [music begins, crowd cheers] 113 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:47,656 ♪ Dance and sing, get up and do your thing ♪ 114 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:55,622 All right, America! 115 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,085 Do you believe in love? 116 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,045 'Cause l got something to say about it, 117 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,131 and it goes something like this. 118 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:07,634 ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪ 119 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,137 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 120 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:12,222 ♪ You know, you know, you've got to ♪ 121 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,851 ♪ Make him express how he feels ♪ 122 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:19,604 ♪ And maybe then you'll know your love is real ♪ 123 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:36,872 ♪ You don't need diamond rings or 18-karat gold ♪ 124 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:39,875 ♪ Fancy cars that go very fast ♪ 125 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:44,504 ♪ You know, they never last, no, no ♪ 126 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:48,175 ♪ What you need is a big strong hand ♪ 127 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:53,013 ♪ To lift you to your higher ground ♪ 128 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,516 ♪ Make you feel like a queen on a throne ♪ 129 00:07:56,684 --> 00:08:00,729 ♪ Make him love you till you can't come down ♪ 130 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,358 ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪ 131 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,652 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 132 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,488 ♪ You know, you know, you've got to ♪ 133 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:13,283 ♪ Make him express how he feels ♪ 134 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:17,871 ♪ And maybe then you'll know your love is real ♪ 135 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,916 ♪ Long-stem roses are the way to your heart ♪ 136 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:26,129 ♪ But he needs to start with your head ♪ 137 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:29,841 ♪ Satin sheets are very romantic ♪ 138 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:33,553 ♪ What happens when you're not in bed? ♪ 139 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,224 ♪ You deserve the best in life ♪ 140 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:41,770 ♪ So if the time isn't right, then move on ♪ 141 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,482 ♪ Second best is never enough ♪ 142 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:49,361 ♪ You'd do much better, baby, on your own ♪ 143 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,741 ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪ 144 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,910 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 145 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,912 ♪ You know, you know, you've got to ♪ 146 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,040 ♪ Make him express how he feels ♪ 147 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:06,086 ♪ And maybe then you'll know your love is real ♪ 148 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,629 ♪ Express yourself ♪ 149 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,756 ♪ You've got to make him ♪ 150 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,508 ♪ Express himself ♪ 151 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,386 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 152 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:19,307 ♪ So, if you want it right now, make him show you how ♪ 153 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:23,728 ♪ Express what he's got, oh, baby, ready or not ♪ 154 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,695 [grunts] 155 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:43,707 ♪ What you need is a big strong hand ♪ 156 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:48,003 ♪ To lift you to your higher ground ♪ 157 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,506 ♪ Make you feel like a queen on a throne ♪ 158 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:56,011 ♪ Make him love you till you can't come down ♪ 159 00:09:57,054 --> 00:10:01,766 ♪ And when you're gone, he might regret it ♪ 160 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,644 ♪ Think about the love he once had ♪ 161 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:10,066 ♪ You've got to carry on, but he just won't get it ♪ 162 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:13,069 ♪ He'll be back on his knees, so, please ♪ 163 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:16,823 ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪ 164 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,242 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 165 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,202 ♪ You know, you know, you've got to ♪ 166 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,706 ♪ Make him express how he feels ♪ 167 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,751 ♪ And maybe then you'll know your love is real ♪ 168 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,377 ♪ Express yourself ♪ 169 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,880 ♪ You've got to make him ♪ 170 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,673 ♪ Express himself ♪ 171 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,509 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 172 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:40,889 ♪ So, if you want it right now, make him show you how ♪ 173 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:45,185 ♪ Express what he's got, baby, ready or not ♪ 174 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,313 ♪ Express yourself ♪ 175 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,149 ♪ So you can respect yourself ♪ 176 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,984 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 177 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:57,656 ♪ So, if you want it right now, make him show you how ♪ 178 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:01,576 ♪ Express what he's got, oh, baby, ready or not ♪ 179 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,287 ♪ Express yourself ♪ 180 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,124 MADONNA: By the time we left Japan, 181 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,710 l found myself growing really attached to the dancers, 182 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:15,882 and l started feeling like a mother to them. 183 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,718 Gabriel, since you never give me any attitude, 184 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,845 you get the oldest and most valuable one. 185 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,138 Thank you. 186 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,766 When we finally got to America, l got the chance to meet 187 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:28,478 the mothers of the all children that l had temporarily claimed as my own. 188 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:32,065 And the parents were usually as colorful as their kids. 189 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,526 This is Mama Mama-Make-up. 190 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,903 lsn't she cute? Don't we look alike? 191 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,822 [laughs] 192 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:41,074 This is Mothers' Day. Happy Mama's Day. 193 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,702 ♪ Don't make me over ♪ 194 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:47,455 Carlton's mom's in the hallway. Check it out, l just heard her. 195 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:51,459 [singing indistinctly] 196 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,129 There she is. 197 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:58,299 - Hi. - l want one with her, please. l must. 198 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:01,636 She is so tiny and cute. 199 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,471 - Go. - ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 200 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,890 ♪ Do you know what that's worth? ♪ 201 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,894 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪ 202 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,855 ♪ Ooh, baby... ♪ 203 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,023 Do l have to listen to this? 204 00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:17,485 See, that's why l want my radio on. Those girls annoy me. 205 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,448 lt's Donna imitating Belinda Carlisle. 206 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,242 Niki's mommy is singing. 207 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,995 - ♪ Some-- ♪ - l know, l know. 208 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,998 ♪ Someday he'll come along ♪ 209 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,458 That's the one. 210 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:35,128 ♪ The man l love ♪ 211 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:40,967 You know it's a bad sign when they want you to go on half an hour early. 212 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,094 Everything's fine. We've got 3/4 of an hour. 213 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,473 No, but, you know, we're in a conservative town. 214 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,977 And that is another reason to not want to live in Chicago. 215 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,730 Aside from the fact that Oprah Winfrey lives here. 216 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,982 MAN: Oh, T-shirt! 217 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,861 - l want this one. - Slam, do you want a T-shirt? 218 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:04,407 MADONNA: l think l've unconsciously chosen people 219 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,535 that are emotionally crippled in some way... 220 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,622 or who need mothering in some way, 221 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:15,502 because l think it comes very natural to me. 222 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:19,339 lt fulfills, l think, a need in me to be mothered. 223 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,299 Okay, wait a second, you guys. 224 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,553 Does Jose love me more than l love him? lt's not possible. 225 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,639 - Yes. - No! 226 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:32,393 You know what it is to come after rehearsal to our hotel room? 227 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,604 And guess what this child pumps. 228 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,649 [indistinct chatter] 229 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,109 Get up off the floor. 230 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,614 Don't ever leave me! [laughs] 231 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:48,701 Their innocence-- the innocence of the dancers moves me. 232 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,329 They're not jaded in the least. They haven't been anywhere. 233 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,749 This was the opportunity of their lives. 234 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,128 And l know that they've suffered a great deal in their lives, 235 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:03,091 whether with their families, or just being poor, or whatever. 236 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,803 And l wanted to give them the thrill of their lives. 237 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,888 l wanted to impress them, l wanted to love them. 238 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:11,224 [music stops] Coitus interrupted. 239 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,853 Yes, hi, l'd like to leave a message. Someone is coming. 240 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:18,439 My father is coming from New Orleans or whatever, 241 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:21,526 and he's gonna be here in 20 minutes. 242 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,153 So, when he comes, could you please let him-- 243 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,281 because, you know, l haven't seen him in five years. 244 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,992 This is not important to you, but l don't care. 245 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:33,955 Let him park in the front, please, 'cause l don't want no valet parking. 246 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,915 Just let him park. l just want him to come straight up 247 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,458 'cause l haven't seen him in a long time. 248 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,636 Now that l think about it, l don't even want to meet him. 249 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,138 [laughs] 250 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,056 l'm just joking. 251 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,646 l'm looking for a black Cherokee Jeep. 252 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,943 ♪ Come on, Vogue ♪ 253 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,530 Wait, hold up. There's a Jeep leaving. 254 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,990 That's great. 255 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,284 [laughs] 256 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,328 Bye, Daddy. 257 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,041 [telephone rings] 258 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,626 Okay. 259 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,254 Hello? Yeah? 260 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,256 Okay. Thank you. 261 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,133 He's on his way up. 262 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,093 [knock at door] 263 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,348 Oh, my God. 264 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,228 - Hey! - How you doing? 265 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,731 When l saw him, l was kind of disappointed 266 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,109 because we didn't look alike. We didn't look alike any more. 267 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,737 When l saw him, l'm, like, "This is my brother Lance." 268 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,531 - So, when is your birthday? - You know mine. 269 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,575 Oh, you acted just like Lance. 270 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,578 My God, Daddy, if you saw Lance, you would trip. 271 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,497 Lance acts just like you. 272 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:01,292 - Really? - He acts just like you. This is a trip. 273 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,711 l'm disappointed. You can't meet Madonna now. 274 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:06,172 Ollie? 275 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,424 Are you okay? 276 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,718 What's wrong, baby? 277 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,762 Oliver, wait a minute, how was your dad? 278 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,764 Oh, my God. l'm serious. l'm in pain. 279 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,432 l really believe you, but l want you to tell me. 280 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,518 Okay, l know what you're saying. 281 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,354 Ollie? 282 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,440 - Ollie, please tell me. - What? How was it? 283 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,860 - Yeah. - lt was--He-- 284 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,904 - Were you nervous? - Oh, no. 285 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,448 - ls he gonna come to the show? - Yeah, he's coming to the show. 286 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,575 Will you bring him backstage afterwards? l'm not leaving. 287 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,577 - After the what? After the concert? - The show. 288 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,329 Bring him back to my room? 289 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:42,083 Now, the reason why l haven't seen him in five years 290 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,002 and haven't talked to him that much 291 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,171 is because he told me, "Oliver, you're not gonna make it. 292 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,798 "l wish you'd stop dancing." 293 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,343 When he got to Houston, we had a little talk about this, 294 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,053 and then he asked me to forgive him, 295 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:57,765 which l never heard this man say something like that in my life. 296 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,727 And l forgive him, forgave him. 297 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,066 l guess he felt happy. 298 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,360 Joyful or something. l don't know. 299 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,573 [music playing, crowd cheering] 300 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,247 ♪ Oh, Father ♪ 301 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,000 ♪ lf you never wanted to live that way ♪ 302 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,211 ♪ lf you never wanted to hurt me ♪ 303 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,006 ♪ Why am l running away? ♪ 304 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,176 ♪ Oh, Father ♪ 305 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,345 ♪ lf you never wanted to live that way ♪ 306 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,515 ♪ lf you never wanted to hurt me ♪ 307 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,852 ♪ Why am l running away? ♪ 308 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,566 ♪ Maybe someday ♪ 309 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:54,322 ♪ When l look back, l'll be able to say ♪ 310 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:59,911 ♪ You didn't mean to be cruel ♪ 311 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,414 ♪ Somebody hurt you, too ♪ 312 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:09,337 ♪ You can't hurt me now ♪ 313 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,507 ♪ l got away from you ♪ 314 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,260 ♪ l never thought l would ♪ 315 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:21,599 ♪ You can't make me cry ♪ 316 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,018 ♪ You once had the power ♪ 317 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:29,565 ♪ l never felt so good about myself ♪ 318 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:33,653 ♪ You can't hurt me now ♪ 319 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:47,166 ♪ You can't make me cry ♪ 320 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:59,011 ♪ You can't hurt me now ♪ 321 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:11,649 ♪ You can't make me cry ♪ 322 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,154 [cheering] 323 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,575 [line ringing] 324 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,662 - Hello. - Dad? 325 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,664 - Yeah! - Hi. lt's me. 326 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,957 Well, hi. How are you? 327 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:32,295 Listen, l realize l haven't talked to you in a while, 328 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:36,007 and l hope everything's okay and everything, 329 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,759 but l have no idea if you guys are coming to the show, 330 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,430 what night, blah, blah, blah, and all that stuff. 331 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,724 - l don't know. - So, what's going on? 332 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,392 Your nights were changed. 333 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,479 Well, who wants to come and when? 334 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,648 Well, whatever, you know... 335 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,943 l mean, Dad, l'd love it if you'd come to both shows. 336 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,905 l don't know. lt's pretty racy in some sections. 337 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,948 l don't know if you could take it two nights in a row. 338 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,909 Oh, you had to get racy on me? 339 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,411 Dad, l'm not getting racy. l've been racy. 340 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,580 l know, but can't you tone it down a bit? 341 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,123 - What, for you? - Yeah. 342 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,043 No, because that would be compromising my artistic integrity. 343 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,963 Well, of course. You undress in this performance? 344 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,007 - No! - Oh, God. 345 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,343 - Of course l don't. - Okay. 346 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,887 Well, whatever you guys can get us tickets for. 347 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,348 Dad, l can get you tickets any night you want to come. 348 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,225 That would be great. 349 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,560 Just tell me how many tickets you want. 350 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,480 But you gotta tell me now, and you gotta tell me who they're for. 351 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,941 - Martin and a friend. - How's Marty doing? 352 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,235 Marty--we took him over to-- 353 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,653 Did he go to the rehab center? 354 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,571 Yeah. He's gettin' out on the 25th. 355 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,156 The 25th? 356 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,659 The reason l called your place 357 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,827 is that he wanted to know if he could still do this. 358 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,371 Do what? 359 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,040 l don't know. He wants to have a party or something. 360 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,000 Dad, l don't-- Look, l'll tell you something. 361 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,712 This is a really grueling show and a really grueling tour. 362 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,507 lt's not like l played stadiums and l play one show, 363 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,050 and then l have a couple of days off. 364 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,677 l'm doing back-to-back-to-back shows, 365 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,638 and l don't really like to go out and party and scream and yell 366 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,014 'cause l may lose my voice. 367 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,558 Halfway through Get lnto the Groove, the monitors went off. 368 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,435 l cannot hear myself. 369 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,647 And he's just standing there like he doesn't know what's going on! 370 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,150 l don't think l really anticipated just how draining the show was gonna be. 371 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,153 My brother Christopher had warned me l was gonna regret it, 372 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:24,824 but by the time l realized he was right, it was too late. 373 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,909 Definitely one of the all-time worst. 374 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,996 lt wasn't just the physical aspect that was so demanding. 375 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,247 There was so many technical things, 376 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,834 so many little things that could fuck up, and, boy, did they! 377 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,585 ♪ l hit-- ♪ 378 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,588 [muffled voice] 379 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:44,218 ♪ Everyone's a stranger, city life can get to you ♪ 380 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,220 [sound cutting out] 381 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,306 ♪ Never want to turn your back ♪ 382 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,474 [sound cutting out] 383 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,893 The monitors have never done it before. 384 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,354 Possibly there's something going on in the building 385 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,731 that we didn't have at sound check. 386 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,108 l want to do something that is gonna like, check everywhere 387 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,901 to make sure this doesn't happen again. 388 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,154 lt happened in Where's the Party, and it happened in-- 389 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,615 What you don't understand is there's no way of checking things-- 390 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,868 How come it's not happening for Niki and Donna? 391 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,328 l have no answer for that. 392 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,663 Because if there's something very close to your frequency-- 393 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,708 Well, if you don't find an answer, Keith, you can't-- 394 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,794 l mean, l'm singing a cappella and my fucking headset goes out, 395 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,380 and everybody thinks the fucking show is over with. 396 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,674 How come it didn't happen to the girls? 397 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,843 Because they're on a different-- We're all on separate frequencies. 398 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:31,223 Well, put me on their fucking frequency. l mean, you know-- 399 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:39,940 Motherfuck! 400 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,781 Somebody stuck some big fat man up in the front 401 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,825 to give me dirty looks all night long, l swear to God. 402 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,915 And don't hide back there, Warren. Get over here. 403 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,084 - Freddy? - Yes, ma'am. 404 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,211 - You lied to me. - What'd l lie to you about? 405 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,588 There was nothing but industry in the first couple of rows. 406 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,131 l know. l didn't like what l saw. 407 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,258 You said that there wasn't gonna be any. 408 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,927 l don't know how they got there. 409 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,763 Well, they totally bummed me out. 410 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,598 They sat there with their arms folded, 411 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:16,394 with dirty looks on their face, and, like, l swear to God-- 412 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,729 Do something else. Do my eyebrows. 413 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,274 lt was so distracting and so depressing to me 414 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:26,445 to have two rows of people looking like they weren't there to have a good time. 415 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:27,571 What's the point? 416 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,198 But everyone in the pit was up and dancing. 417 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,200 There were some old farts. 418 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,577 Fuck you. There was not. 419 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,372 There was three rows of assholes and then a space. 420 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,417 l tried to get it changed today, and you can't with the fire marshals. 421 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,918 l'm trying to get it changed tomorrow. 422 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:46,340 l want it changed. And, John Draper, please give Keith a new asshole 423 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,884 because he's, like-- 424 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,595 he's in charge of my show, the sound of my show. 425 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,305 Are you talking about the thing at the very end? 426 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,057 No, it wasn't the very end. 427 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,853 lt was in Causing a Commotion and Open Your Heart 428 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,772 and Keep it Together and Where's the Party and Vogue. 429 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,816 My sound kept coming out on my headset. 430 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,860 - Kept cutting out? - Yes. 431 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,653 Don't tell me you didn't know. 432 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,405 And Keep it Together in the a cappella section. 433 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,199 No, l did. By the way, you were particularly awesome tonight. 434 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:16,203 - l thought it was killer. Just killer. - Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 435 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:18,080 - Thank you. - lt was awesome. 436 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,373 Yeah, you were stunning. 437 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,875 See how good l am when l'm pissed off? 438 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,543 [laughs] lf that's what it takes! 439 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,170 No, please, Freddy, please. 440 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:25,463 l thought you were in the greatest mood, 441 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,798 'cause you were really putting out, and the crowd was-- 442 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,550 The crowd was tough. 443 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,844 lt was a tough crowd on the sides because those--lt's L.A. 444 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,763 Freddy, everyone looked like a goddamn William Morris agent 445 00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:37,183 in the first two rows, really. 446 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:39,101 Okay, that's it, Freddy. 447 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,731 You stink. 448 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,401 You pussy, man. Get over here. 449 00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,612 What is with you? 450 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,906 Can you believe l have to do this every night? 451 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,451 Are you gonna be nicer to me now, Warren? 452 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,122 What? 453 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,426 [laughs] 454 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,429 Where are you going, Warren? 455 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:20,059 Bring some people back because l have to go home and go to sleep. 456 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,895 Good morning. How are you? 457 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,189 [high-pitched] Liz, you look really well-rested. 458 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,524 Not! 459 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:30,027 l'm trying to turn Warren into a vegetarian. 460 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,781 l told him l wouldn't have his baby unless he was a vegetarian. 461 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,366 Not! 462 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,409 [laughs] 463 00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:41,372 The light's good here, don't worry. 464 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,041 Yeah, l think it's good if you lie down right there. 465 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,669 - That's Al Pacino. - Hello, nice to meet you. 466 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,755 - That's Mandy Patinkin. - Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you. 467 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,715 Oh, Los Angeles was hard that way. 468 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:55,469 l've always found it a little weird that celebrities assume a friendship with you 469 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,388 just because you're a celebrity, too. 470 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,807 lt can get kind of awkward. 471 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,059 Warren thanks you all for coming. 472 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,354 Hi. 473 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,356 - You were great. You were great. - Thank you. 474 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:10,234 Thanks for having us. That was really generous. 475 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,528 - Thanks for coming. - We thought it was neat. 476 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,363 - Neat? - Really neat. 477 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,991 No one's ever described it quite that way. Hi. 478 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:20,369 Have fun tonight. l don't think we'll be making that other deal. 479 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,872 - Oh, really? Not neat enough for you? - Well, not quite. 480 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,541 We gotta get the kids-- 481 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,251 - We gotta get with the kids. - Okay. 482 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,628 - l'm gonna give them this. - All right. 483 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:32,298 - Thanks. - God bless. Thanks. 484 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,884 See ya, Kevin. 485 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:40,806 Neat? Anybody who says my show is neat has to go. 486 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,851 MADONNA: He loves me. 487 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,561 He loves me not. 488 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,688 He loves me. 489 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,899 He loves me not. 490 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,526 He loves me. 491 00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:55,321 He loves me not. 492 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,949 - He just wants to fuck me. - [laughs] 493 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,368 He really cares about me. 494 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,078 He loves me. 495 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:05,122 He loves me not. 496 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,916 He loves me. He loves me not. 497 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,877 He loves me. He loves me not. 498 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,629 - Uh-oh. - What? 499 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,715 l ended on a "he loves me not". Does this little one count? 500 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,092 - Nope. Not if you don't want it to. - There's two there. There's two. 501 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,552 [laughter] 502 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,055 - There are not two. - Make it not count. 503 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,556 lt's one. 504 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,683 He loves me. All right. 505 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:28,145 Warren told me that Edie Sedgwick-- she wanted to meet him, 506 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,274 so he said, "Okay," because he was curious, 507 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:35,736 as any red-blooded American male would have been. 508 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:43,410 She came over, and he said she had a completely see-through raincoat on 509 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:46,288 and nothing on underneath it. 510 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,791 - lsn't that funny? - Mm-hmm. 511 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,542 He didn't fuck her. 512 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,212 lsn't that unusual? 513 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,797 [laughs] 514 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:56,215 Do you really like them? 515 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,509 What do you think People magazine is gonna say? 516 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:03,972 Hey, remember when l told Warren to bring me a present? He did. 517 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:07,142 He bought me this really cool shirt from Dolce & Gabbana. 518 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,105 See? l get what l want. 519 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,941 Yeah, may l speak to Warren Beatty, please? 520 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,780 He doesn't even have a fake name. 521 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:26,954 Warren, you're supposed to be here. lt's 5:30. 522 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:30,791 lf you don't get over here now, l'm leaving without you, you know. 523 00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:35,212 l did too! l never said that. 524 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,049 What an asshole. 525 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,222 [laughter] 526 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,850 Ow! 527 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:57,317 l had a dream last night that Gorbachev came to my show. 528 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,319 My first reaction was... 529 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,029 [laughs] 530 00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:06,577 that Warren Beatty was gonna be so jealous that l got to meet him first. 531 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:10,497 Anyway, it was a good dream. 532 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:24,428 The police are here, and, uh... 533 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,971 This just in. 534 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,056 They say that you can't do the masturbation scene tonight, 535 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,058 otherwise you'll be arrested. 536 00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:31,769 - Really? - Uh-huh. 537 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,062 Well, good. Let's see what happens. 538 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,856 They will do it. 539 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,858 What will they do? Jump on stage? 540 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,027 - No, they'll wait till after the show. - They'll arrest you after the show. 541 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,196 - Are you guys serious? - l'm serious. 542 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:44,323 Clay is down there with Freddy. 543 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,575 So, what's considered masturbation? 544 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,577 When you stick your hand in your crotch. 545 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:51,830 But then another one of our options is to cancel the show. 546 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,709 - We can choose that option. - lt's your choice, sir. 547 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,377 We don't have to play. 548 00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:59,338 We're asking for that opportunity. lt's your choice. 549 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,424 Whatever you want to do. lt's all in your hands. 550 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:05,385 - Then will we have to pay a fine? - We have to cancel the show. 551 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:08,639 They'll probably take you to the station and write you a ticket. 552 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,517 You'll have to pay a fine, and you'll be in every paper. 553 00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:14,478 Yeah! l'm not changing my fucking show. 554 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:19,441 l think l need some legal advice from a Canadian attorney 555 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,109 before l make a decision. 556 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,861 Come talk to me without everybody else. 557 00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,323 - You're lying. - l am not lying. l swear to God. 558 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:29,409 The police are there and a representative from the DA's office. 559 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:33,705 Two plain-clothes policemen saw the show yesterday. 560 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:36,667 - And they said? - "lmmoral live performance." 561 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,086 [laughter] 562 00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:42,631 You shouldn't have told me, Chris. 563 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,717 Well, l wanted to prepare you that there's police standing down there. 564 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:48,136 - Did you guys hear? - What? 565 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,138 - That the police are here. - Why? 566 00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:52,599 lf l touch my crotch during the show, l'm going to be arrested. 567 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,476 - Are you serious? - What?! 568 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,936 Are they backstage now? 569 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,146 They arrested Bobby Brown for fucking on stage. 570 00:30:58,314 --> 00:31:00,232 - Did they? - They arrested him for fucking on stage. 571 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,318 - That's called jealousy. - l hope he's in jail when l get there. 572 00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,988 The question is, does it help legally-- 573 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:08,407 Strictly as a legal question, if we go out on stage, 574 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:12,244 someone says, "This show may contain graphic material"? 575 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,621 - Doesn't work. No, not here. - "Anyone chooses to leave--" 576 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:17,666 JOSE: We're going to jail. l'm so excited. 577 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,668 - Dear Lord... - Shh! Shh! 578 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:24,798 This is our last night in Toronto-- the fascist state of Toronto. 579 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,551 l know all my little babies are feeling fragile, 580 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,012 and l just want you all to know that l love you all 581 00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:32,723 and l appreciate everything that you're doing for me, 582 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,182 and l'm here if you need me. 583 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:38,896 l want you to go out there tonight and give everything that you have. 584 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:39,688 Have a great show, 585 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:42,107 and remember that in the United States of America, 586 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,818 there is freedom of speech. 587 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:48,697 And--And let's kick ass. 588 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,449 Yeah! 589 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:53,702 - Have a great show. - Are we gonna go to jail or what? 590 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,662 Freddy, l ain't changing my show. 591 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:59,666 l'll tell you what will happen, and l'll give you the options. 592 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:02,210 They just told me that there's been complaints 593 00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:05,422 that your simulated orgasms, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 594 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,217 is against their rules and regulations, blah, blah, blah, blah-- 595 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:11,553 - l am not changing my show, Freddy. - l know you're not changing. 596 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,056 But would you wait five minutes till l straighten it out? 597 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:17,267 - What's to straighten out? - Hopefully we can change their mind. 598 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,102 Hopefully you can just grab your crotch and not get arrested. 599 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:22,356 Freddy, all you have to do is tell them l am not changing my show. 600 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:24,483 l am an artist, and this is how l choose to express myself. 601 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:25,609 We already did that. 602 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,361 So, then what do you have to tell them? 603 00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:29,279 Don't let them take me! 604 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:30,864 [all cheering] 605 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:35,118 ♪ We shall overcome ♪ 606 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:38,956 - ♪ We shall overcome ♪ - Oppression! 607 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:43,001 l understand. She has told me that this is artistic freedom, 608 00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:44,336 this is her show. 609 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:49,007 lt's gone on in several countries in major cities across the world, 610 00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:53,053 and if Canada, you know-- if you choose to do that, 611 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,013 l'm sure it'll be an international scandal. 612 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:56,682 l need to explain over here. 613 00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,309 - Your name, sir? - DeMann. 614 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:03,772 God! Everything's gonna have a whole new meaning in the show. 615 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,983 Like when l say "God" and everything, 616 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,318 l'll be praying that l don't get arrested. 617 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:11,488 - Uh-huh. - Where else am l nasty? 618 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:12,990 - Everywhere. - Oh. 619 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:16,410 That's the thing--we're gonna realize tonight how many places we do things. 620 00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:18,787 Say, "Hello, Toronto. Do you believe in freedom? 621 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,664 "l got something to say about it." 622 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,124 - Come on. - That's it, then. 623 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:24,459 - Chris, don't let them take me. - We won't. 624 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:27,129 ♪ Celebration ♪ 625 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:30,799 ♪ Come together in every nation ♪ 626 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:31,800 That's right! 627 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,719 ♪ Holiday ♪ 628 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:35,846 ♪ Celebration ♪ 629 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:39,808 ♪ Come together in every nation ♪ 630 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,351 [spits] 631 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,769 l'll get arrested for that. 632 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:46,148 The consequences is they may detain her after the show 633 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:48,483 and basically charge her with indecency. 634 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,610 Last time l was on tour, Sean was in jail. 635 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:52,029 l guess it's my turn. 636 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,864 [laughs] 637 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,074 She'll do it, but she won't do it, like-- 638 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,326 l'll bet she does it more. 639 00:33:58,494 --> 00:33:59,953 [laughs] 640 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,831 - How much do you want to bet? - Let me find something small. 641 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:05,584 - l'll trust you. - Nah, nah. 642 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,627 [crowd cheering] 643 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:46,750 ♪ l've made it through the wilderness ♪ 644 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:51,296 ♪ Somehow l made it through ♪ 645 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:56,802 ♪ Didn't know how lost l was ♪ 646 00:34:56,969 --> 00:35:00,555 ♪ Until l found you ♪ 647 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,934 ♪ l was beat ♪ 648 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,685 ♪ lncomplete ♪ 649 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,730 ♪ l'd been had ♪ 650 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,483 ♪ l was sad and blue ♪ 651 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:15,278 ♪ But you made me feel ♪ 652 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:20,784 ♪ Yeah, you made me feel ♪ 653 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:25,288 ♪ Shiny and new ♪ 654 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,126 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 655 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:35,841 ♪ Touched for the very first time ♪ 656 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:40,178 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 657 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,932 ♪ When your heart beats ♪ 658 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,393 ♪ Next to mine ♪ 659 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:50,063 ♪ Gonna give you all my love, boy ♪ 660 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:55,360 ♪ My fear is fading fast ♪ 661 00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,866 ♪ Been saving it all for you ♪ 662 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:04,744 ♪ 'Cause only love can last ♪ 663 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,914 ♪ You're so fine ♪ 664 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:10,250 ♪ And you're mine ♪ 665 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,420 ♪ Make me strong ♪ 666 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:16,089 ♪ Yeah, you make me bold ♪ 667 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:19,426 ♪ 'Cause your love thawed out ♪ 668 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:24,848 ♪ Yeah, your love thawed out ♪ 669 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,685 ♪ What was scared and cold ♪ 670 00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:32,856 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 671 00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:39,321 ♪ Touched for the very first time ♪ 672 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:45,493 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 673 00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:47,829 ♪ When your heart beats ♪ 674 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:52,709 ♪ Next to mine ♪ 675 00:36:55,296 --> 00:37:03,220 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 676 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,096 Ahh. 677 00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:08,642 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 678 00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:32,457 ♪ You're so fine ♪ 679 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:35,043 ♪ And you're mine ♪ 680 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:37,629 ♪ l'll be yours ♪ 681 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,465 ♪ Till the end of time ♪ 682 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,969 ♪ 'Cause you made me feel ♪ 683 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:49,266 ♪ Yeah, you made me feel ♪ 684 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:53,311 ♪ l'd nothin' to hide ♪ 685 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:57,691 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 686 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:04,322 ♪ Touched for the very first time ♪ 687 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,785 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 688 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:12,872 ♪ When your heart beats ♪ 689 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,499 ♪ Next to mine ♪ 690 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:17,711 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 691 00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:19,671 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 692 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,300 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 693 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:27,637 ♪ Feels so good inside ♪ 694 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:30,223 ♪ When you hold me ♪ 695 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:32,892 ♪ And your heart beats ♪ 696 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,352 ♪ And you love me ♪ 697 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:41,443 [crowd cheering] 698 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,133 God! 699 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:07,093 Spokesmen for rock singer Madonna 700 00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:09,596 say Metro Police and the Crown Attorney's office 701 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,806 threatened to arrest the star last night 702 00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,017 for lewd and obscene behavior. 703 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:17,520 However, the police department tonight has a different story. 704 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,190 Headquarters said officers checked out the show 705 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,691 on complaints from the public, 706 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,319 found nothing wrong and left without incident. 707 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,654 Madonna released a statement from Michigan tonight 708 00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:30,408 saying she would rather cancel the show than alter it. 709 00:39:30,576 --> 00:39:35,830 MADONNA: Detroit was definitely the hardest place we went to on the tour 710 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,957 on an emotional level. 711 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,795 God, going home is-- 712 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:45,465 Well, it's just never really that easy for me. 713 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,343 People always talk about how stardom changes you, but... 714 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:51,846 they never talk about how it can change the people close to you. 715 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:55,016 - Hi, Marty. - Who is that? 716 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,559 How's it going? 717 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,732 - This is my brother, Martin. - Hi, Marty. 718 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,735 This is Donna. Don't pay any attention to her. 719 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:07,278 [laughs] 720 00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:09,739 Niki, aren't you gonna say hi to Marty? 721 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:11,074 Hi, Martin. 722 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:14,828 l feel that there is a pressure because of my sister. 723 00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:17,247 People are looking at me, going, "How come you're not that? 724 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,207 "How come you're not the manager? 725 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:23,795 "How come you're not this, the other, that, and blah, blah, blah? 726 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,797 "You should be this, she's that. You should be that." 727 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:28,007 There is something that they measure against you. 728 00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:32,846 And sometimes l cop an attitude about it, but l deal with it. 729 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:37,183 Well, she's available. 730 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:39,769 Why don't you go talk to her? She's taking a nap right now. 731 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:41,229 Oh, is she? 732 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:45,567 l'm gonna be back here probably-- l don't know--7:00. 733 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:48,027 All right. Well, l can't see anybody till after the show, 734 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:50,488 so, yeah, Clay will hook you up. 735 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:52,782 - Sounds good. l'll see you, honey. - All right. 736 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:57,328 Yeah, we're tight, you know. We talk and stuff. She gives me advice. 737 00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:01,166 l give her a few tips, and she gives me a few tips. 738 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:05,795 We really have a give-and-take relationship, you know? 739 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,465 We can get past that star bullshit, you know? 740 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:11,968 She knows what time it is with me, and l know what time it is with her. 741 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:15,513 Dear Lord, it seems like every time l'm standing in this circle before the show, 742 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:17,974 l'm asking you for something extra special. 743 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,644 Well, l'm here again, and they say, "Ask and ye shall receive," 744 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:25,940 so l'm begging you to give me a voice to sing with this evening, 745 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:27,775 and the girls, too. 746 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:31,779 This is my hometown, so l'm extra nervous. 747 00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:34,949 And, even though it's not supposed to matter, 748 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:37,619 it does matter what they think, 749 00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:40,705 and so l ask you 750 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:42,832 to give me 751 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:46,252 that little extra something special 752 00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:51,674 to show everybody here that l did make something out of my life. 753 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,885 Amen. Have a great show. 754 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:55,428 Okay. 755 00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:58,348 [cheering] 756 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:02,936 Well, l said it last night, and l'll say it again. 757 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:05,230 There's no place like home! 758 00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:18,117 ln addition to that, there's nobody like this man. 759 00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:21,329 There's nobody like my father... 760 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,624 who's here tonight. 761 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:28,211 And l worship the ground that he walks on. 762 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,255 And it's his birthday. 763 00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:34,008 And l was wondering if l could sing Happy Birthday to you 764 00:42:34,176 --> 00:42:36,553 in front of 20,000 people. 765 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,096 [music playing] 766 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,515 Give it up for my dad! 767 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:47,272 Okay, okay. This is my dad. 768 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:58,199 And l was wondering-- would you all sing it with me? 769 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,076 [cheering] 770 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,787 All right. Ready? 771 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:06,040 ♪ ...day to you ♪ 772 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:09,460 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 773 00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:10,878 Come on, l can't hear you! 774 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:17,302 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Dad ♪ 775 00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:26,144 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 776 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:35,945 Okay. Dad, l love you. 777 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:38,823 Detroit, l love you. Good night. 778 00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:42,076 Thank you. 779 00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,585 So, did my father disown me? 780 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:51,961 - No! - No? 781 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,880 - He looked so happy. - Really? 782 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:57,175 Oh, God. l was so afraid to do Like a Virgin. 783 00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:00,053 - l could tell you were. - l was like... 784 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,555 ♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪ 785 00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,849 Okay, l'm done with that now. [laughs] 786 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,688 Oh, my God. l tell you, that was harder to do that show 787 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:13,566 than the police in Toronto. 788 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,612 l was more afraid of what my actions would result in. 789 00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:20,490 Are you ready for Dad? 790 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,659 Dad, you can come in, but l gotta get dressed. 791 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,786 Come on in. Hi. 792 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:27,789 l gotta take off my sweaty clothes. Hi. 793 00:44:27,956 --> 00:44:30,750 - Hi. - Oh, God, sorry. You're sopped! 794 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:33,419 Sorry. Let me change, okay? 795 00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:35,338 - Did you like the show? - lt was great. 796 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:38,341 - Really? - lt was very good. lt was wonderful. 797 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,968 A little touchy in spots, but it was great. 798 00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:42,512 Okay. 799 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,099 [hums Big Spender] 800 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:49,060 Whoo! 801 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:52,271 l didn't expect the Happy Birthday. 802 00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:57,276 Oh, man. l tried not to start bawling in front of everybody, you know? 803 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,532 lt's hard to sing and cry. 804 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,617 Now you know why l'm wiped out. 805 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,202 Well, just watching it, 806 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:09,372 l mean, it's exhausting just watching everything that's going around. 807 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,541 [sighs] 808 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,626 l can't do this for another two months. 809 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,378 l'm sure you're relieved that's over, though. 810 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:19,257 - Huh? - That one's over. That was a big one. 811 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:21,342 l'm so tired. 812 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,636 l thought, "Jeez, the minute you turn your head, 813 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:26,806 "the stuff is all lit and on the stage." 814 00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:31,811 Hi. l'm getting a touch-up. 815 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,938 You take a shower already? 816 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,902 l never thought l'd see you bow at your father's foot. 817 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:43,197 - l thought that was great! - l never thought l would, either. 818 00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:47,076 l was honored. A little taken back, but honored. 819 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:48,786 l thought l had to make up for the fact 820 00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:50,747 that l didn't go shopping for a birthday present. 821 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:52,123 [laughs] 822 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:55,042 Weren't the sets beautiful? Didn't Chris do a great job? 823 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:58,337 Aren't my dancers great? Aren't they fab? 824 00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:01,299 lt was all great. A couple of scenes there were a little... 825 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,508 - X-rated? - We could do without. 826 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:04,427 - Burlesque. - were burlesque. 827 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,929 Dad! You don't understand. They all lead to something. 828 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,640 - l know they're arty. - lt's got nothing to do with art. 829 00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:10,933 lt's got nothing to do with art. 830 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:14,228 lt's the journey that you go on. lt's--lt's-- 831 00:46:14,396 --> 00:46:16,564 You get on this train at the beginning, you have to stay on till the end. 832 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,859 Exactly. You take a journey. lt's cathartic. 833 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,403 You can't get to one place without going through another place. 834 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,447 l understand. 835 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,491 - l hear you. - lt's like growing up. 836 00:46:26,658 --> 00:46:29,702 Mm-hmm. Yep, that's what my show is like. 837 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:32,121 She's growing up on stage, right? 838 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,917 [whispers] My brother's gonna come, 839 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:39,253 and if he just has a few friends, that's fine, 840 00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:41,422 but if he brings an entourage of people in, 841 00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:47,136 then l want you to come in here and be the chaperon, okay? 842 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:50,223 - Because my brother's crazy. - l know it. 843 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:52,350 You have to be nice to him, though. 844 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:54,727 - He can't help it. - Okay. 845 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:57,271 Okay. Thank you. 846 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:02,151 Okay, what's my poem, my fart poem? Should l say it? 847 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:05,780 CHRlS: Which one? The one about the beans? 848 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:12,495 l'm replenishing my fluids. 849 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,997 A fart is a chemical substance, 850 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:17,333 it comes from a place called Bum. 851 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,794 lt penetrates through the trousers... 852 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,754 [laughs] 853 00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:24,257 and lands with a musical hum. 854 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:26,551 To fart, to fart 'tis no disgrace, 855 00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:28,302 for it gives the body ease. 856 00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:30,888 lt warms the blankets on cold winter nights 857 00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:32,974 and suffocates all the fleas! 858 00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:35,560 [laughter] 859 00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:39,605 - Here. - And...Angie said... 860 00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:43,150 You're not gonna stay and see Marty? 861 00:47:43,318 --> 00:47:47,613 - Don't leave me alone. - l'll be here in spirit. 862 00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:49,240 Bastard. 863 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:52,702 We went out to get the limousine, and the limousine driver was gone 864 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,745 'cause the guy who owned the limousine service 865 00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:57,498 had locked his keys in his car, so l had to sit out there and wait. 866 00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:01,377 He probably stopped at a bar for 12 drinks! 867 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,713 [both laugh] 868 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,840 No, he didn't. He's cleaned up. 869 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:07,341 Oh, yeah? 870 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:12,930 Yeah. Dad says he went to alcohol rehab to escape going to jail. 871 00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:15,308 He went there for the wrong reasons. 872 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,563 lt wasn't proper motivation. He doesn't want to heal himself. 873 00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:23,983 Did Martin come yet? 874 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:28,112 - Dean, did he show up yet? - No, l just got here. 875 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,073 Okay, thanks. Bye. 876 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:36,746 Martin was supposed to come, but he didn't. 877 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,623 Big deal. 878 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:45,463 l think Martin's not coming. l'm going to bed. 879 00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:49,175 See, if my brother comes, 880 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:53,137 you just tell him that l'd like privacy, please. 881 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:00,603 - NlKl: Hi, Martin. - Hi, how are you doing, honey? 882 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,606 Listen to that low voice of yours. What y'all doin'? 883 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,484 - l made it lower just for you. - What, you been crying? 884 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:11,030 Yeah, it's my Visine. Yeah, my eyes got sore. 885 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:11,948 What you doing? 886 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:13,658 l'm going down to have have a drink with my family. 887 00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:15,409 - Oh, okay. You coming back up? - Yeah. 888 00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:18,454 - Where's she at? - She's probably sleeping. 889 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,164 - ls she? - Most likely. 890 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:24,126 401 , l gotta find. 891 00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:26,128 l'll be right back. 892 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:28,798 - What room are you looking for? - 401 . 893 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:31,467 - lt's right there. - Oh, it's right here? 894 00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:35,221 lt was right in front of me the whole time. 895 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,397 [knocks] 896 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,752 Yeah, she's probably sleeping, man. 897 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:10,464 Good night. 898 00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:19,515 - [laughs] - Sharon, you know, 899 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,475 l beat up on girls like you when l was little. 900 00:50:21,643 --> 00:50:23,853 l--l-- 901 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,814 lt's true. 902 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:28,733 You know who she reminds me of, Chris? 903 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:33,529 Sharon reminds me of the McFarlands. Maureen McFarland. 904 00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:36,949 [laughter] 905 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,160 - Hello. Hi. - ALEK: Are you Moira? 906 00:50:39,327 --> 00:50:40,578 Yeah. 907 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,955 You guys. 908 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,999 No, they're a nice family. 909 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:48,502 But if you think our family's wacky, l won't say any more. 910 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:49,754 [laughs] 911 00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:53,340 There was a time about ten years ago that l was in Colorado, 912 00:50:53,508 --> 00:50:55,551 and l was gonna make my way to New York to see her 913 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,386 'cause l knew she was in New York, 914 00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:01,015 and...l never made it. 915 00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:04,101 l was a dancer on the road, but l was a different kind of dancer. 916 00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:07,438 l was a topless dancer. l was real heavy into the drugs. 917 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:11,192 But Moira McFarland taught me how to shave my legs. 918 00:51:11,359 --> 00:51:13,027 SHARON: Oh, you're indebted to her. 919 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:15,529 Let me borrow her stuffed bra. 920 00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:17,114 How old were you? 921 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:20,451 Showed me how to use tampons-- not very well, l might add. 922 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,036 And taught me how to make out. 923 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:25,998 Madonna, l did not teach you how to insert a tampon. 924 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:31,587 And if we got in bed together naked, l don't remember that. 925 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,923 She said she was never in bed naked with me? 926 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,883 She's such a liar. 927 00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:38,385 She's got an active imagination, though. 928 00:51:38,553 --> 00:51:40,763 She's a damn liar. Did she say she finger-fucked me? 929 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:41,847 No. 930 00:51:42,015 --> 00:51:45,726 l remember looking at her bush. l know! 931 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,728 See what happens when you take drugs and alcohol? 932 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:50,356 l mean, you really-- l lose a lot of stuff. 933 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:52,358 l remember the crack in her parents' bed 934 00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:54,860 because it was two beds pushed together. 935 00:51:55,028 --> 00:51:57,988 l remember l fell through the crack, you know, 936 00:51:58,156 --> 00:52:00,616 'cause we were jumping up and down on the bed too much...naked. 937 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:04,411 The last time l really saw her before-- 938 00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:08,916 before she became a star, whatever-- 939 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,168 was when l was in tenth grade. 940 00:52:11,336 --> 00:52:15,840 Where's my idol? Where's my idol from ten years ago? 941 00:52:16,007 --> 00:52:20,427 l don't know if l'm nervous. l just--l just want to see Madonna. 942 00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:21,846 Madonna! 943 00:52:22,013 --> 00:52:24,807 - Didn't you recognize me? - l didn't know you were coming out. 944 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,851 l don't have my glasses on. l can't see. 945 00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:28,519 So, how are you? 946 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:31,063 When you see the show, you'll forgive me for not talking to you. 947 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:33,816 - Oh. - lt's really difficult, so... 948 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:37,069 l know. Well, listen, l got five boys--or l have four-- 949 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:39,572 l gotta ask you something. Can we sit down? 950 00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:43,200 l can't sit down. l'm really sorry. Why? What's up? 951 00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,161 l hate to do this in front of-- 952 00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:47,454 About four years ago, l wrote you a letter-- 953 00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:49,373 and you never received any of my letters-- 954 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:52,960 and l asked you if you would be Mario's godmother. 955 00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:55,045 Yes, l remember that. 956 00:52:55,213 --> 00:52:56,338 Did you read the letter? 957 00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:59,258 l got it a long time after the fact. 958 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,011 - Well, very unexpectedly-- - Uh-huh? 959 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:04,555 Real unexpectedly, l'm pregnant again. 960 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:07,766 Oh, really? Oh, my God. 961 00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,644 Well, you certainly have been busy. 962 00:53:10,812 --> 00:53:13,939 l want you to be--l want you to be the baby's godmother. 963 00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:15,858 - Really? - l really do. 964 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,902 You're coming to the show tonight, right? 965 00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:19,737 And Melissa has all your phone numbers. 966 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:23,616 l know--This is too, like, rushed of a situation. 967 00:53:23,783 --> 00:53:27,077 l'm really flattered that you're asking me, but l have to think about it. 968 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:29,914 - Okay. - Okay. But that's really sweet of you. 969 00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:33,167 - lt has nothing to do with religion. - l know! 970 00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:36,629 - lt has to do with spirituality. - Do l get to decide on the name? 971 00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:39,423 Okay. As long as it's the same as yours. 972 00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:42,718 Except that's why you've got to bless this child. 973 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,137 Please bless this child and say, "She needs a girl." 974 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,097 - l'd bless it anyways. - She needs a girl. 975 00:53:47,265 --> 00:53:49,808 All right. Have a girl. Have a girl, Moira. 976 00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:51,685 - Have a girl, Madonna. - l gotta go. 977 00:53:51,853 --> 00:53:54,605 Come out a girl, and we're gonna call you Madonna. 978 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,941 - Give me a kiss and a hug. - l love you. 979 00:53:57,108 --> 00:53:59,610 - l hope you like the show. - l have something for you. 980 00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,612 - ls that the painting? - Yeah. 981 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,907 l'm gonna put it in my room. Clay, come on. 982 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,243 l love this painting, by the way. 983 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:09,912 Thank you. Thanks. 984 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,455 - l love you. - l'll put it in my room. 985 00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:12,790 l love you, too. 986 00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:15,751 - And you call me after the tour. - l will. All right. 987 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,796 - You promise? - l promise. Bye. 988 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:21,882 - l love you, Madonna. - l love you, too. 989 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,926 You little shit. 990 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:26,428 MADONNA: Look! 991 00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,431 Moira made this painting for me. 992 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:30,683 She did it herself? 993 00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:33,852 She did it herself. lt's a Madonna and Child. 994 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,479 No pun intended. 995 00:54:36,564 --> 00:54:38,190 lt's not bad, really. 996 00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:44,822 - No. - Really, it's not bad. 997 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:47,074 No, not bad at all. 998 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:50,536 - That's me breast-feeding. - Yeah, l got that. 999 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,581 Did you hear me dedicate a song to her? 1000 00:54:54,749 --> 00:54:56,125 You did? 1001 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,043 - l did. - l didn't hear that. 1002 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,087 ln Where's the Party. 1003 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:04,967 l said, "This one's for Moira-- my childhood idol." 1004 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,219 MOlRA: l remember praying to Madonna, 'cause-- 1005 00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:08,679 To her mother, Madonna. 1006 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:11,098 You know, it was the closest thing to God. 1007 00:55:18,898 --> 00:55:22,735 When her mom died, l was a little girl, and l couldn't-- 1008 00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:30,701 l remember feeling really sad and really awful, and-- 1009 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,372 But l don't know that anybody went-- 1010 00:55:35,540 --> 00:55:39,752 l don't remember, like, hugging Madonna and telling her l'm sorry, 1011 00:55:39,919 --> 00:55:43,339 'cause l just didn't understand-- l was seven and she was five. 1012 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:46,467 So, l just wanted to go back and hug her. 1013 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,350 ♪ Little girl ♪ 1014 00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:58,645 ♪ Don't you forget her face ♪ 1015 00:55:58,813 --> 00:56:02,775 ♪ Laughing away your tears ♪ 1016 00:56:02,942 --> 00:56:08,655 ♪ When she was the one who felt all the pain ♪ 1017 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:13,118 ♪ Little girl ♪ 1018 00:56:13,286 --> 00:56:17,414 ♪ Never forget her eyes ♪ 1019 00:56:17,582 --> 00:56:21,418 ♪ Keep them alive inside ♪ 1020 00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:25,464 ♪ l promise to try ♪ 1021 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:30,052 ♪ But it's not the same ♪ 1022 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,763 MADONNA: l hadn't been to the cemetery 1023 00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:34,556 since l was a young girl. 1024 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,392 We used to go right after she died. 1025 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:39,937 l don't know, my mother's death was just all a big mystery to me 1026 00:56:40,105 --> 00:56:41,480 when l was a child, 1027 00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:43,982 and no one really explained it, so... 1028 00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:49,655 What l remember most about my mother was that she was-- 1029 00:56:51,157 --> 00:56:54,952 she was very kind and very gentle and very feminine. 1030 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,788 l mean, l don't know. l guess she just seemed like an angel to me, 1031 00:56:57,956 --> 00:57:01,166 but l suppose everybody thinks their mother's an angel when they're five. 1032 00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:04,586 l also know she was really religious, 1033 00:57:04,754 --> 00:57:10,467 so l never really understood why she was taken away from us. 1034 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:12,469 lt just seemed so unfair. 1035 00:57:12,637 --> 00:57:15,013 l never thought that she had done something wrong, 1036 00:57:15,181 --> 00:57:18,642 so oftentimes l'd wonder what l'd done wrong. 1037 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:22,521 ♪ Does she hear my voice ♪ 1038 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,314 ♪ ln the night when l call? ♪ 1039 00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:26,442 ♪ Wipe away all your tears ♪ 1040 00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:31,029 ♪ lt's gonna be all right ♪ 1041 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:41,415 ♪ l fought to be so strong ♪ 1042 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,625 ♪ l guess you knew ♪ 1043 00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:46,503 ♪ l was afraid ♪ 1044 00:57:47,714 --> 00:57:51,341 ♪ You'd go away, too ♪ 1045 00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:57,264 l wonder what she looks like now. 1046 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:01,018 Just a bunch of dust. 1047 00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:08,609 l'm gonna fit in right here. They're gonna bury me sideways. 1048 00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:15,407 ♪ Little girl ♪ 1049 00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:19,495 ♪ You've got to forget the past ♪ 1050 00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:22,998 ♪ And learn to forgive me ♪ 1051 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:27,711 ♪ l promise to try ♪ 1052 00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:32,257 ♪ But it feels like a lie ♪ 1053 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:36,011 ♪ Don't let memory ♪ 1054 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:40,098 ♪ Play games with your mind ♪ 1055 00:58:41,392 --> 00:58:45,354 ♪ She's a faded smile ♪ 1056 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,855 ♪ Frozen in time ♪ 1057 00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,690 ♪ l'm still hanging on ♪ 1058 00:58:48,858 --> 00:58:52,611 ♪ But l'm doing it wrong ♪ 1059 00:58:53,821 --> 00:58:55,989 ♪ l don't want to stay here anymore. ♪ 1060 00:58:57,242 --> 00:59:01,370 ♪ Can't kiss her good-bye ♪ 1061 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:06,083 ♪ But l promise to try ♪ 1062 00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:16,343 This is the show that l have no idea 1063 00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:18,262 what is gonna happen to me and my voice. 1064 00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:22,015 l don't know where it's gonna come from, but give me a voice 1065 00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:24,977 and let me put on a great show tonight, 1066 00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:27,396 and let everybody do the same. Amen. 1067 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:28,647 Amen. 1068 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:32,067 ♪ lt's like a dream ♪ 1069 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:36,405 ♪ No end and no beginning ♪ 1070 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,824 ♪ You're here with me ♪ 1071 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:42,578 ♪ lt's like a dream ♪ 1072 00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:45,372 ♪ Let the choir sing ♪ 1073 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:47,708 Stand back, please. Let her through. 1074 00:59:50,461 --> 00:59:54,298 Okay. Now say, "Eeeh." 1075 00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:56,133 Ahh. 1076 00:59:56,301 --> 00:59:59,052 Breathe. Okay. 1077 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:03,098 - Eeeh. - Ahhh. 1078 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,975 - Good. Eeeh. - Ahhh. 1079 01:00:05,143 --> 01:00:07,102 - Eeeh. - Ahhh. 1080 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:09,187 - Eeeh, eeeh, eeeh. - Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh. 1081 01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:16,903 - Eeeh. - Ahhh. 1082 01:00:17,071 --> 01:00:20,365 Great. Take a breath. Good. 1083 01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:24,161 This is crazy. Nobody talks about this on film? 1084 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:25,454 Talks about what? 1085 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:28,290 The insanity of doing this all on a documentary. 1086 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,625 What? 1087 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,169 Well, this is a serious matter, your throat, yes? 1088 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:35,088 Why should l stop here? 1089 01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:39,134 - But does anyone say it? - Who's anyone? 1090 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:42,304 Well, anyone that comes into this insane atmosphere. 1091 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:45,724 You realize they all feel it when they come into this atmosphere. 1092 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,351 When they come into your dressing room, 1093 01:00:47,518 --> 01:00:49,978 when they come wherever you are, they feel crazy. 1094 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:53,732 - Now, do they talk about it? - No, they accept it. 1095 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:56,568 - Why don't they talk about it? - Because. 1096 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:59,446 - You want think about that, don't you? - No, l don't. 1097 01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:01,406 So, let's get back to my throat. 1098 01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:08,705 Do you want to talk at all off-camera? You have nothing to say. 1099 01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:09,623 [laughs] 1100 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:12,459 She doesn't want to live off-camera, much less talk! 1101 01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:13,752 l think that's what it is. 1102 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,087 [Warren laughs] 1103 01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:16,755 There's nothing to say off-camera. 1104 01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:19,091 Why would you say something if it's off-camera? 1105 01:01:19,258 --> 01:01:23,053 What point is there existing? 1106 01:01:24,263 --> 01:01:26,890 Well, eventually l had to admit that l was a human being, 1107 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:29,559 and l agreed to cancel some shows. 1108 01:01:29,727 --> 01:01:34,648 And l was told by the doctor that l couldn't speak 1109 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:37,818 and l had to write everything down on a piece of paper. 1110 01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:45,367 Melissa, my assistant, became my only link to the outside world. 1111 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,494 l think, in a lot of ways, New York-- 1112 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,579 and the time that l spent there while l was sick-- 1113 01:01:49,747 --> 01:01:51,581 was the hardest on her. 1114 01:01:51,749 --> 01:01:54,209 And since l was staying in my own apartment in New York, 1115 01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:56,336 l lost contact with the dancers completely. 1116 01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:59,047 l had to give all of my messages to Melissa, 1117 01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:00,716 and, through Melissa, 1118 01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:04,010 l heard that they were finding a lot to keep themselves busy. 1119 01:02:04,178 --> 01:02:07,889 l guess l was a little jealous that their lives were going on without me, too. 1120 01:02:08,057 --> 01:02:10,934 RADlO DJ: Donna DeLory-- Madonna's back-up singer, 1121 01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:13,895 also dancer in the tour and everything like that. 1122 01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:16,523 - Donna, good to have you with us. - Great to be here. 1123 01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:19,693 Who choreographed that Like a Virgin number? 1124 01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:22,237 - Who do you think? - [laughter] 1125 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:24,781 Warren Beatty! Ha ha! 1126 01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,908 - To Warren! - [strikes cymbal] 1127 01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:30,078 Donna, l was reading the radio bible, 1128 01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:31,747 which l happen to have a copy of right here. 1129 01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:33,373 Oh, yeah! The Star! 1130 01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:35,959 That is so wrong. That thing is so wrong. 1131 01:02:36,127 --> 01:02:38,503 Let me just read this first, and then you can comment. 1132 01:02:38,671 --> 01:02:40,714 "Madonna dumps Beatty for a black dancer." 1133 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:43,842 - lt talks about Slam. - Slam? 1134 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:48,263 "Supposedly, Madonna swaps Beatty for dancer 31 years younger." 1135 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,682 First of all, that guy's name is Oliver. 1136 01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,225 - These guys are so wrong. - Really? 1137 01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:53,894 They didn't even get the name right. 1138 01:02:54,061 --> 01:02:57,773 No. Hey, this is my first time ever working with fags. 1139 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,859 l mean, l'm the only straight guy, and there's--what, six of them? 1140 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:11,787 We're here, we're queer! Get used to it! 1141 01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:13,914 Oh, my God. Do you know what else l hate? 1142 01:03:15,249 --> 01:03:20,086 Have you ever seen Luis walk in just underwear 1143 01:03:20,254 --> 01:03:22,464 in front ofjust a whole bunch of people? 1144 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:26,051 Just walk around in bikini-- l mean, just underwear. 1145 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,512 Don't have no kind of respect for these people. 1146 01:03:28,679 --> 01:03:33,016 We know that he's a fag or gay, or whatever you want to call it, 1147 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,227 but you don't have to show it to everybody. 1148 01:03:35,394 --> 01:03:39,648 We know you're happy, we know you're glad to be it, 1149 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:42,526 but you really don't have to show it, you know, 1150 01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:45,237 and let everybody know that you're, you know, a fag or whatever. 1151 01:03:45,404 --> 01:03:46,404 Work it, girl! 1152 01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:50,450 lt was scary, it really was.... 1153 01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:52,285 'cause they wanted me. 1154 01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:56,665 And their thing was, "On this tour we're gonna get him." 1155 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,667 That's what they told me. 1156 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,769 [applause and cheering] 1157 01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:30,991 MADONNA: When the show started up again, everything felt so different. 1158 01:04:31,158 --> 01:04:33,118 There was so much tension. 1159 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,954 l blamed myself. l felt like a mother who deserted her kids, 1160 01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:37,831 and then comes back home 1161 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:40,792 to realize how much trouble they've all gotten themselves into. 1162 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,003 Don't touch my man, okay? 1163 01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:45,630 lf you go on that property, you're wrong, baby. 1164 01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:50,802 "Madonna swaps Beatty for dancer 31 years younger. 1165 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:53,430 "Madonna has dumped her lover, Warren Beatty, 1166 01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:56,057 "for a young black dancer with the body of a Greek god 1167 01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:58,435 "and the stamina of a super-stud." 1168 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,605 [making monkey noises] 1169 01:05:02,356 --> 01:05:05,483 "The new love in her life is 22-year-old Oliver Crumes, 1170 01:05:05,651 --> 01:05:07,694 "also known as Slam." 1171 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:10,363 [making monkey noises] 1172 01:05:10,531 --> 01:05:15,285 l just want to tell you that l don't think that you're guilty 1173 01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:16,745 for that thing in the magazine. 1174 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,204 l'm not worried about the magazine. 1175 01:05:18,372 --> 01:05:24,419 Oliver, look, there are always gonna be queens on the rag. 1176 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:26,546 You have to just come to expect that of them. 1177 01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:29,716 You got some press, you got some attention, and they're jealous. 1178 01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:32,427 "The fact that he's black means nothing to Madonna. 1179 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:35,055 "She's attracted to him, body and heart." 1180 01:05:35,222 --> 01:05:37,641 - But not mind. - Okay. 1181 01:05:37,808 --> 01:05:39,976 l'm calling you in here to tell you that all that matters 1182 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:41,811 is your relationship with me 1183 01:05:41,979 --> 01:05:44,773 and what you do on stage every night, okay? 1184 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:48,610 - l think it's silly. - But you know it's all bullshit. 1185 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:49,819 Yeah, l know, but-- 1186 01:05:49,987 --> 01:05:52,155 But if you know it's bullshit, then why do you let it bother you? 1187 01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:54,741 lt's--l'm not letting none of this bother me. 1188 01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:57,369 You know, a lot of crazy shit is happening right now, 1189 01:05:57,536 --> 01:05:59,537 and everybody's gonna have to get over their ego, whatever, 1190 01:05:59,705 --> 01:06:02,916 and pull this shit-- pull this group together. 1191 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:06,169 Please try to rise above it, okay? 1192 01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:09,255 Don't let it get to you. All right? 1193 01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:11,341 - Oliver? - Mm-hmm. 1194 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:15,053 And please don't give me attitude, because l won't tolerate it. 1195 01:06:17,181 --> 01:06:19,057 ls that it? 1196 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:23,353 l understand. l'm just asking, is that it? 1197 01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:26,940 Yeah, that's it. 1198 01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:30,735 "During auditions for her Blonde Ambition tour, 1199 01:06:30,903 --> 01:06:33,154 "she flirted with him openly from day one. 1200 01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,449 "He wasn't the best of the hundreds of dancers auditioning for her." 1201 01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:38,868 - That's right. - You can say that again! 1202 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,705 Sometimes l think, "Oliver, can you really dance? 1203 01:06:41,872 --> 01:06:43,164 "Should you be on this tour?" 1204 01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:45,417 l hate to say it, but that's the way l feel sometimes. 1205 01:06:45,584 --> 01:06:48,461 And it's not good. lt gets to me. 1206 01:06:48,629 --> 01:06:50,088 MADONNA: Listen, you guys... 1207 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:54,134 l just want to reiterate this thing about Oliver and stuff. 1208 01:06:54,301 --> 01:06:56,553 Please don't pick on him, okay? l'm not protecting him, 1209 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:59,556 and, to tell you the truth, l haven't said a word to him since l got here, 1210 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,599 but he's gone. l don't know where he is. 1211 01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:03,059 He's hiding out somewhere, 1212 01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:06,187 and you three together can be pretty ferocious, 1213 01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:07,856 so be nice to him, okay? 1214 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:10,608 He doesn't have the thick skin that you have. 1215 01:07:10,776 --> 01:07:14,821 He doesn't have the survival techniques that you guys have, all right? 1216 01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:19,451 And l want him to perform in the show, okay? Thank you. 1217 01:07:19,618 --> 01:07:20,535 No problem. 1218 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:23,204 MADONNA: l don't believe that you don't remember things like that. 1219 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:25,540 How could Sharon not know what happened to her? 1220 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,834 She said that she thinks someone drugged her. 1221 01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:30,045 She said she was at the club dancing. 1222 01:07:30,212 --> 01:07:32,714 The next thing she knew is that she woke up-- 1223 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,466 - ln her room? - ln her room, nude. 1224 01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:36,092 And her stuff was stolen, 1225 01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:37,844 and she went to the bathroom, and her butt was bleeding. 1226 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,179 [laughs] 1227 01:07:39,346 --> 01:07:43,183 - l'm sorry l'm laughing. - That's all she remembers. 1228 01:07:43,350 --> 01:07:44,517 She said she wasn't drinking last night. 1229 01:07:44,685 --> 01:07:47,437 She had a cranberry juice, and that's all she had. 1230 01:07:47,605 --> 01:07:49,606 - And the next thing she knew-- - They drugged her ass. 1231 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,357 All l can think of is that she started talking 1232 01:07:51,525 --> 01:07:53,193 about how she was on tour with me, 1233 01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,278 she's staying at the Ritz Carlton. 1234 01:07:55,446 --> 01:07:57,405 And those guys, whoever they were, 1235 01:07:57,573 --> 01:07:59,574 got it into their minds that they were gonna fuck with her. 1236 01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:02,619 l never thought that something like that would happen to me. 1237 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:06,039 l was fine. l was normal, and l was with the-- 1238 01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:09,501 NlKl: That's what most victims do say. "l never thought..." 1239 01:08:09,668 --> 01:08:11,878 l never thought that something like that would ever happen to me. 1240 01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:14,380 This was a nice club. lt was really nice, 1241 01:08:14,548 --> 01:08:17,509 and there were nice people there, and l was just dancing with these boys. 1242 01:08:17,676 --> 01:08:20,261 We were just like this, and-- 1243 01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,764 l was totally sober. You can ask my friend, 1244 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,808 and you can ask these other girls who l saw. 1245 01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:26,851 Then, next thing l know... 1246 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:31,022 l wake up this morning-- l don't know. 1247 01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:34,567 l am never gonna go out by myself again. 1248 01:08:34,735 --> 01:08:35,401 You're what? 1249 01:08:35,569 --> 01:08:38,404 Never going out by myself again. l'm gonna stick with you guys. 1250 01:08:40,032 --> 01:08:41,282 MADONNA: lt was days like that 1251 01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:46,287 that l was reminded just how young the dancers really were. 1252 01:08:46,455 --> 01:08:49,916 And what was really strange was that this last show in New York 1253 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:53,586 was an AlDS benefit in memory of a friend of mine-- 1254 01:08:53,754 --> 01:08:55,672 a really good friend of mine-- 1255 01:08:57,049 --> 01:08:58,842 who had died. 1256 01:08:59,009 --> 01:09:01,386 l mean, here l was getting ready to go on stage 1257 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:04,973 to supposedly convince and inspire thousands and thousands of people 1258 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:08,309 to get unified and to fight the prejudice... 1259 01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:11,688 you know, that-- 1260 01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:14,858 l couldn't even inspire seven dancers. 1261 01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:16,317 All right. 1262 01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:21,281 l think everybody's feeling a lot better today 1263 01:09:21,448 --> 01:09:23,283 than they were a couple days ago, 1264 01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:24,784 and l'm not worried about the show. 1265 01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:26,661 What l am worried about 1266 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,663 and what l do want to say a prayer about 1267 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,207 is the way that people have been behaving. 1268 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:34,502 l don't care what you did with your lives before you came on this tour. 1269 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,754 l don't care what you do with them afterwards. 1270 01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:40,383 But while you're working with me and we're doing this show, 1271 01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:42,635 you will treat everyone in this group 1272 01:09:42,803 --> 01:09:46,347 with kindness, compassion and respect. 1273 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,099 l don't want to hear about it anymore. 1274 01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:50,310 There is too much pain in the world, 1275 01:09:50,477 --> 01:09:54,314 and l want you to treat yourselves with kindness and respect. 1276 01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:57,692 A lot of crazy shit has been happening. 1277 01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,485 We have to start looking out for each other, 1278 01:09:59,653 --> 01:10:01,821 we have to start protecting each other, 1279 01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:05,033 and we have to start loving ourselves a little bit more 1280 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:08,328 and loving the person standing next to us a little bit more. 1281 01:10:08,495 --> 01:10:12,207 Seeing as this is our last show in New York, 1282 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:17,378 and our last show in the United States... 1283 01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:21,132 and we are dedicating it to Keith Haring, 1284 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,719 who doesn't have the luxury of being alive like we do... 1285 01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:30,099 l beg you to let me and everybody in this room 1286 01:10:30,267 --> 01:10:32,352 rise above all of our problems 1287 01:10:32,519 --> 01:10:34,979 and go out there on that stage tonight... 1288 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:39,067 and give the best performance of our lives. 1289 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,027 Do this one for Keith. 1290 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:46,407 - Amen. - ALL: Amen. 1291 01:10:46,575 --> 01:10:49,994 That's all. Everybody have a great show. 1292 01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:03,174 MAN: Places, please. Prayer is over. 1293 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:06,761 Places. Let's go, guys. 1294 01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:09,514 Now, why did l do that? 1295 01:11:09,682 --> 01:11:12,350 lt's all right. lt's gonna be a great show. 1296 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:14,519 - l hope l can sing. - l hope we all can now. 1297 01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:16,020 So l'm moussing my hair? 1298 01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:17,522 Brother, you're dripping. 1299 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,607 Do we give it one more time for the States? 1300 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,734 Shall we try to have a holiday? 1301 01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:25,280 - Yeah, right. - ♪ Holiday ♪ 1302 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:27,490 ♪ Celebration ♪ 1303 01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:31,536 ♪ Come together in every nation ♪ 1304 01:11:31,704 --> 01:11:33,788 [music playing] 1305 01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:01,065 ♪ Holiday ♪ 1306 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,111 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 1307 01:12:07,281 --> 01:12:09,532 ♪ Holiday ♪ 1308 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,328 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 1309 01:12:15,789 --> 01:12:17,832 ♪ lf we took a holiday ♪ 1310 01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:22,503 ♪ Took some time to celebrate ♪ 1311 01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:25,715 ♪ Just one day out of life ♪ 1312 01:12:25,883 --> 01:12:27,592 ♪ Holiday ♪ 1313 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,761 ♪ lt would be ♪ 1314 01:12:29,928 --> 01:12:32,805 ♪ lt would be so nice ♪ 1315 01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,065 ♪ We can turn this world around ♪ 1316 01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:48,613 ♪ And bring back all of those happy days ♪ 1317 01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:51,866 ♪ Put your troubles down ♪ 1318 01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:53,451 ♪ Come on, now ♪ 1319 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:56,829 ♪ lt's time to celebrate ♪ 1320 01:12:57,873 --> 01:13:01,209 ♪ Let love shine ♪ 1321 01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:04,587 ♪ And we will find ♪ 1322 01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:06,839 ♪ A way to come together ♪ 1323 01:13:07,007 --> 01:13:09,467 ♪ And make things better ♪ 1324 01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:12,178 ♪ We need a holiday ♪ 1325 01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:15,181 ♪ lf we took a holiday ♪ 1326 01:13:16,642 --> 01:13:18,976 ♪ Took some time to celebrate ♪ 1327 01:13:19,144 --> 01:13:20,561 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 1328 01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:22,688 ♪ Just one day out of life ♪ 1329 01:13:22,856 --> 01:13:24,357 ♪ Just one day ♪ 1330 01:13:24,525 --> 01:13:26,651 ♪ lt would be ♪ 1331 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:29,278 ♪ lt would be so nice ♪ 1332 01:13:29,446 --> 01:13:32,198 All right, everybody! 1333 01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:34,158 Do the bus stop! 1334 01:13:34,326 --> 01:13:37,161 Oh, yeah! Let me hear you! 1335 01:13:37,329 --> 01:13:39,038 DONNA AND NlKl: Woo! Woo! 1336 01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:46,712 Do the bus stop. 1337 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:48,756 Now let me hear you scream! 1338 01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:50,800 - [crowd screams] - ♪ Holiday ♪ 1339 01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:54,762 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 1340 01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:58,850 ♪ Holiday ♪ 1341 01:14:01,478 --> 01:14:03,187 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 1342 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:07,984 ♪ Holiday ♪ 1343 01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:10,653 ♪ Celebration ♪ 1344 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:13,573 ♪ Come together in every nation ♪ 1345 01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,908 ♪ Holiday ♪ 1346 01:14:16,076 --> 01:14:18,703 ♪ Celebration ♪ 1347 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:21,914 ♪ Come together in every nation ♪ 1348 01:14:22,082 --> 01:14:24,167 ♪ lf we took a holiday ♪ 1349 01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:27,879 ♪ Took some time to celebrate ♪ 1350 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:29,839 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 1351 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:33,885 ♪ Just one day out of life ♪ 1352 01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:35,845 ♪ lt would be ♪ 1353 01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,638 ♪ lt would be so nice ♪ 1354 01:14:37,806 --> 01:14:38,306 You sing! 1355 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:40,516 ♪ lf we took a holiday ♪ 1356 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:45,021 ♪ Everything would be okay ♪ 1357 01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:49,233 ♪ lf we took a holiday ♪ 1358 01:14:50,944 --> 01:14:52,778 ♪ Everything would be okay ♪ 1359 01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:56,657 All right, everybody! 1360 01:14:57,784 --> 01:15:00,536 - Let me hear you say, "Ho!" - Ho! 1361 01:15:00,704 --> 01:15:02,788 - Ho! - Ho! 1362 01:15:02,956 --> 01:15:08,794 - Ho! Ho! - Ho! Ho! 1363 01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:10,713 All right, all together now. 1364 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,523 [cheering] 1365 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,825 MADONNA: When we finally got to Europe, 1366 01:15:39,993 --> 01:15:42,620 there was such an overwhelming sense of relief. 1367 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:45,331 After the tension and the darkness, 1368 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:49,585 Europe just felt so glamorous and new and exciting. 1369 01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,797 Don't make us strike a pose. 1370 01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:55,925 - l'm living for Chanel. - Miss Honey better buy me something. 1371 01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:59,428 Shopping can really cheer a girl up. 1372 01:15:59,596 --> 01:16:01,472 Walk, Missy. 1373 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,266 Now, you boys better do what l say! 1374 01:16:03,433 --> 01:16:04,725 [laughter] 1375 01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:08,563 - Second-grade teacher. - Miss Crabtree, girls. 1376 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:10,690 Our Miss Brooks. 1377 01:16:10,857 --> 01:16:12,149 That's perfect. 1378 01:16:12,317 --> 01:16:14,569 lt's very "Obey everything l say", right? 1379 01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:15,987 Yeah, it's like-- 1380 01:16:16,154 --> 01:16:17,822 Very Janet Jackson, Rhythm Nation. 1381 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:20,241 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1382 01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:22,159 [laughs] 1383 01:16:22,327 --> 01:16:23,869 Bite your tongue. 1384 01:16:25,163 --> 01:16:28,541 Do you have any simpler earrings than these? 1385 01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:33,170 Ooh, they make you look beautiful. 1386 01:16:33,338 --> 01:16:35,464 Earrings don't make people look beautiful. 1387 01:16:35,632 --> 01:16:37,633 Money makes people look beautiful. 1388 01:16:37,801 --> 01:16:38,593 [laughs] 1389 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,511 [telephone rings] 1390 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:44,015 Hello, Gaultier. Listen, l told you, it sucks. 1391 01:16:44,182 --> 01:16:45,474 [laughter] 1392 01:16:45,642 --> 01:16:47,101 Désolée. 1393 01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:51,439 Hi, who's this? l'm fine. Yeah, can l help you? 1394 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:55,026 Okay. Would you like anyone in particular? 1395 01:16:55,193 --> 01:16:58,446 Okay, what's your name? Chanelta. Oh. 1396 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:03,618 Chanelta needs a salesgirl downstairs now! 1397 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:04,910 Now. 1398 01:17:05,078 --> 01:17:08,122 - Bye-bye. Thank you. - Bye. Thanks. 1399 01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:11,959 [crowd shouting] 1400 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:23,888 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Melissa ♪ 1401 01:17:24,056 --> 01:17:26,474 ♪ Happy birthday... ♪ 1402 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:29,143 MADONNA: Yo, Mel, this is your birthday poem. 1403 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:34,023 Way back in the beginning, when l started all of my sinning, 1404 01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:37,151 l needed a partner in crime, you could say, 1405 01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:40,613 so l went on a search, and l started to pray. 1406 01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:43,407 l walked into my manager's office one morn. 1407 01:17:43,575 --> 01:17:46,535 l was mouthing out loud in my usual form. 1408 01:17:46,703 --> 01:17:50,665 As my eyes toured the room, my poor heart skipped a beat, 1409 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:54,710 for there in the corner was the picture of sweet. 1410 01:17:54,878 --> 01:17:57,797 [laughter] 1411 01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:03,302 She was glued to the phone, she was bathed in pastels. 1412 01:18:03,470 --> 01:18:08,432 Her Lee Press-Ons were setting, they were longer than hell. 1413 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,726 [laughing] 1414 01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:15,356 l turned and l winked, and l said, "Hey, Miss Muffet, 1415 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:18,943 "You think you can work for a bitch? Can you tough it?" 1416 01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:23,280 "l'm gagging. No way. Get me out of this dump." 1417 01:18:23,448 --> 01:18:24,949 [laughing] 1418 01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:30,162 l said, "Hey, Freddy, find a new girl to pump." 1419 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,916 [whooping] 1420 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,171 So the rest is, like, history, legend, okay? 1421 01:18:39,339 --> 01:18:41,716 You want to hear dish, she don't play it that way. 1422 01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:44,802 How can l thank you, my sweet Melly Mel? 1423 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:47,722 You pick up my shit and my undies that smell. 1424 01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:50,683 [laughing] 1425 01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:56,522 You--You shield me from assholes and take all their calls. 1426 01:18:56,690 --> 01:19:00,067 You buy me my Tampax and rubbers and all. 1427 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:01,652 [laughing] 1428 01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:03,696 MELlSSA: Size--large. 1429 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:11,495 Now, you can't count on much in this life, l should know, 1430 01:19:11,663 --> 01:19:14,540 but l guess l got lucky. l found me a pro. 1431 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:17,168 She still lives in the Valley, 1432 01:19:17,335 --> 01:19:20,463 but her Press-Ons are gone. 1433 01:19:20,630 --> 01:19:22,339 She still goes out with jocks, 1434 01:19:22,507 --> 01:19:24,550 but she sips Dom Pérignon. 1435 01:19:24,718 --> 01:19:26,969 [cheering] 1436 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:31,807 But without you, l'm nothing, l'm gagging, Miss Thing. 1437 01:19:31,975 --> 01:19:35,686 lf you ever leave me, l'm gonna fucking kill myself. 1438 01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,859 [cheering] 1439 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:53,037 Those first few weeks in Europe were almost perfect. 1440 01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:57,792 l mean, it felt like The Partridge Family World Tour...sort of. 1441 01:19:57,959 --> 01:20:00,294 Work, girl, congratulations! 1442 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:04,340 Don't do it! Don't do it! He's a tramp! He's a slut! 1443 01:20:04,508 --> 01:20:05,382 Suck it. 1444 01:20:05,550 --> 01:20:07,009 [dance music playing] 1445 01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:09,094 - [knock at door] - Come in, only if you're a man. 1446 01:20:09,262 --> 01:20:12,139 Girls, l'm here. Mama Make-up. 1447 01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:16,060 Melissa, tell Jai Winding-- since he doesn't come in to prayer-- 1448 01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:18,437 tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, 1449 01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:23,526 l'm gonna say, "Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?" 1450 01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:27,279 "Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?" 1451 01:20:27,447 --> 01:20:30,908 Will you play my record? One-track fucking mind, okay? 1452 01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:33,244 [screaming] 1453 01:20:33,411 --> 01:20:36,205 Oliver! Oliver! 1454 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:39,333 ♪ Here comes the bride ♪ 1455 01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:41,669 ♪ All dressed in white ♪ 1456 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,838 [laughter] 1457 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:49,301 Oh, that's really good. 1458 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:52,513 All right, l just pray that l remember 1459 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,765 that l have to freak Spench and English. 1460 01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:58,602 Motherfucking world tour, year 2025. 1461 01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:00,479 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 1462 01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:03,023 [laughter] 1463 01:21:03,191 --> 01:21:05,067 ♪ l got the moves, baby ♪ 1464 01:21:05,235 --> 01:21:07,152 ♪ You got the lotion ♪ 1465 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,155 They don't even let Zsa Zsa Gabor in this hotel. 1466 01:21:10,323 --> 01:21:13,325 - Why not? - Because she's a cochon. 1467 01:21:14,578 --> 01:21:21,083 DONNA AND NlKl: ♪ Didn't know how lost l was until l found you ♪ 1468 01:21:21,251 --> 01:21:23,085 ♪ l was beat ♪ 1469 01:21:23,253 --> 01:21:24,879 ♪ lncomplete ♪ 1470 01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:27,381 ♪ l was sad ♪ 1471 01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,758 ♪ l was hurt and blue ♪ 1472 01:21:29,926 --> 01:21:32,678 ♪ But you made me feel... ♪ 1473 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:34,555 The audiences have been great, 1474 01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:37,516 and every show just keeps getting better and better. 1475 01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,685 So, let us just have one more great show 1476 01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:43,314 where everybody kicks ass and has a great time. 1477 01:21:43,481 --> 01:21:46,400 - l'm fucking pissed, okay? - [cheering] 1478 01:21:46,568 --> 01:21:49,904 Okay? What are you fucking looking at, huh? 1479 01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:54,617 When l'm pissed off, l gotta express myself. 1480 01:21:54,784 --> 01:21:57,077 You know what l'm fucking saying? 1481 01:21:57,245 --> 01:21:59,330 [cheering] 1482 01:21:59,497 --> 01:22:00,539 [spits] 1483 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:02,499 Sorry about that, Lenny. 1484 01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:04,835 [screams] 1485 01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:08,547 Around halfway through Europe, my bubble burst. 1486 01:22:08,715 --> 01:22:10,925 l started hearing reports from ltaly 1487 01:22:11,092 --> 01:22:13,427 that the Vatican was trying to ban my show. 1488 01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:18,390 l'm an ltalian-American, and l'm proud of it. 1489 01:22:18,558 --> 01:22:22,978 Proud of being an American, because it is the country l grew up in, 1490 01:22:23,146 --> 01:22:25,564 the country that gave me the opportunities 1491 01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:27,483 to be who l am today, 1492 01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:32,237 and a country that believes in freedom of speech and artistic expression. 1493 01:22:32,405 --> 01:22:36,492 [music playing] 1494 01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,831 ♪ l have ♪ 1495 01:22:42,999 --> 01:22:44,959 ♪ A tale ♪ 1496 01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:48,379 ♪ To tell ♪ 1497 01:22:49,255 --> 01:22:56,303 ♪ Sometimes it gets so hard to hide it well ♪ 1498 01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:04,937 ♪ l was not ready for the fall ♪ 1499 01:23:07,107 --> 01:23:14,446 ♪ Too blind to see the writing on the wall ♪ 1500 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:19,785 ♪ A man can tell a thousand lies ♪ 1501 01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:23,080 ♪ l've learned my lesson well ♪ 1502 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:25,374 ♪ l hope l live to tell ♪ 1503 01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:30,838 ♪ The secret l have learned, till then ♪ 1504 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:37,803 ♪ lt will burn inside of me ♪ 1505 01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:43,934 ♪ The truth is never far behind ♪ 1506 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:46,937 ♪ You kept it hidden well ♪ 1507 01:23:47,105 --> 01:23:49,314 ♪ lf l live to tell ♪ 1508 01:23:49,482 --> 01:23:52,359 ♪ The secret l knew then ♪ 1509 01:23:52,527 --> 01:23:59,992 ♪ Will l ever have the chance again? ♪ 1510 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:02,828 [cheering] 1511 01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:07,875 My show is not a conventional rock show, 1512 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:11,211 but a theatrical presentation of my music. 1513 01:24:11,379 --> 01:24:16,967 And, like theater, it asks questions, provokes thoughts, 1514 01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:19,261 and takes you on an emotional journey, 1515 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:22,139 portraying good and bad, 1516 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:24,600 light and dark, 1517 01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:26,727 joy and sorrow, 1518 01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:29,438 redemption and salvation. 1519 01:24:29,606 --> 01:24:33,942 l do not endorse a way of life, but describe one, 1520 01:24:34,110 --> 01:24:38,322 and the audience is left to make its own decisions and judgments. 1521 01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:47,289 This is what l consider freedom of speech, 1522 01:24:47,457 --> 01:24:50,167 freedom of expression and freedom of thought. 1523 01:24:57,509 --> 01:25:02,846 Every night before l go on stage, l say a prayer, 1524 01:25:03,014 --> 01:25:05,641 not only that my show will go well, 1525 01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:11,522 but that the audience will watch with an open heart and an open mind, 1526 01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:16,735 and see it as a celebration of love, life, and humanity. 1527 01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:22,616 ♪ lf l ran away ♪ 1528 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:28,872 ♪ l'd never have the strength to get very far ♪ 1529 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:31,750 ♪ How could they hear ♪ 1530 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:37,589 ♪ The beating of my heart? ♪ 1531 01:25:37,757 --> 01:25:39,758 ♪ Will it grow cold ♪ 1532 01:25:39,926 --> 01:25:43,804 ♪ The secret that l hide? ♪ 1533 01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:46,306 ♪ Will l grow old? ♪ 1534 01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:48,642 ♪ How will they hear? ♪ 1535 01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:50,644 ♪ When will they learn? ♪ 1536 01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:54,356 ♪ How will they know? ♪ 1537 01:25:56,776 --> 01:25:59,153 The controversy stayed with me all through ltaly, 1538 01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:03,157 and eventually l had to cancel two shows. 1539 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,827 [laughs] 1540 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:10,622 - l got my period early this month. - Look, this is my gym. 1541 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,709 - Want to use it? - Mm-hmm. 1542 01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:15,127 lf you ever do, you can. 1543 01:26:15,295 --> 01:26:18,714 OLlVER: Sandra... Barn, Garn--something. 1544 01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:22,134 Sandra... l forgot her last name. 1545 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:24,219 Sometimes l can't pronounce it. l don't know. 1546 01:26:24,387 --> 01:26:25,929 You know who l'm talking about. Sandra-- 1547 01:26:26,097 --> 01:26:28,891 - ALEK: Try pronouncing it. - Bornhard! 1548 01:26:29,058 --> 01:26:30,267 [laughs] 1549 01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:33,520 Whatever her name is, you know. 1550 01:26:33,688 --> 01:26:35,355 l think that's one of her-- 1551 01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:37,024 l know that's one of her best friends. She says it is. 1552 01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:41,904 l had those dreams when my mother died for, like, a five-year period after that. 1553 01:26:42,071 --> 01:26:45,240 That's all l dreamed about was that people were jumping on me and strangling me, 1554 01:26:45,408 --> 01:26:47,993 and l was constantly screaming for my father, 1555 01:26:48,161 --> 01:26:50,370 and no sound would come out. 1556 01:26:50,538 --> 01:26:52,539 What happened when you woke up? Were you crying? 1557 01:26:52,707 --> 01:26:54,666 l'd just be sweating and afraid, 1558 01:26:54,834 --> 01:26:57,211 and l'd have to go sleep with my father. 1559 01:26:57,378 --> 01:26:59,755 - Was that before he got remarried? - Mm-hmm. 1560 01:26:59,923 --> 01:27:01,965 How was that, when you slept with him? 1561 01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:04,426 Fine, he went right to sleep after he fucked me. 1562 01:27:04,594 --> 01:27:05,928 No! Just kidding! 1563 01:27:06,095 --> 01:27:07,554 - [telephone rings] - Was he sweet to you? 1564 01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:09,473 Yes, of course. 1565 01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:12,017 Boinguard, Barnyard--somethin'. 1566 01:27:12,185 --> 01:27:14,228 [laughs] 1567 01:27:14,395 --> 01:27:16,647 Anyway, you know, she's scary. 1568 01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:21,568 So, l had a little fling with another art-world person. 1569 01:27:21,736 --> 01:27:23,528 Oh, should l guess? 1570 01:27:23,696 --> 01:27:25,447 An art dealer? 1571 01:27:25,615 --> 01:27:27,407 A gallery owner. 1572 01:27:27,575 --> 01:27:29,868 She's pretty sexy. There's something about her. 1573 01:27:30,036 --> 01:27:33,163 She looks like-- lf she was having sex with someone, 1574 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:35,666 she looks like she would just get a rope or something 1575 01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:37,167 and strap you to the bed and shit. 1576 01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:40,921 Ooh, baby. Ow! [hisses] 1577 01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:43,215 l saw her before l left the other night. 1578 01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:44,549 Oh, really? How unfortunate. 1579 01:27:44,717 --> 01:27:46,927 l'm like a drug addict, you know? 1580 01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:48,887 Are you still sleeping with her? 1581 01:27:49,055 --> 01:27:51,348 - [laughs] - Are you still... 1582 01:27:53,226 --> 01:27:54,559 Sandy, l don't like her. 1583 01:27:54,727 --> 01:27:57,312 l don't, either, believe me. lt's sickening. 1584 01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,022 l don't like any of the people l sleep with, either, 1585 01:27:59,190 --> 01:28:00,357 so what difference does it make? 1586 01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:01,566 That's why you sleep with them, 'cause they're hideous. 1587 01:28:01,734 --> 01:28:03,568 [laughing] 1588 01:28:05,905 --> 01:28:08,699 By the time this comes out, it won't matter anymore. 1589 01:28:08,866 --> 01:28:11,535 By the time this comes out, she'll have fucked you over. 1590 01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:13,870 - [laughing] - She already did. 1591 01:28:15,873 --> 01:28:23,171 You know, when l got to meet her and whatever, she was pretty cool. 1592 01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:26,508 - l'm so desperate. - For what, honey? 1593 01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:28,385 For some fun. lt's all work. 1594 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:29,678 What sort of fun do you want to have? 1595 01:28:29,846 --> 01:28:32,055 - Well, this is fun to me. - Well, then-- 1596 01:28:32,223 --> 01:28:34,057 All l do is hang out with everybody in the show. 1597 01:28:34,225 --> 01:28:35,600 After a while, it gets boring. 1598 01:28:35,768 --> 01:28:37,477 Who do you want to meet next? 1599 01:28:37,645 --> 01:28:39,271 [sighs] 1600 01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:41,231 Who do l want to meet next? 1601 01:28:43,192 --> 01:28:45,360 Who would really blow you away? 1602 01:28:48,656 --> 01:28:51,408 l think l met everybody. [laughs] 1603 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:53,535 Just tell me one person. 1604 01:28:53,703 --> 01:28:56,413 - That would really blow me away? - Mm-hmm. 1605 01:28:56,581 --> 01:28:58,665 Who'd really rock your world. 1606 01:28:59,959 --> 01:29:02,169 - Hmm, okay. - [telephone rings] 1607 01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:07,549 Oh, that guy that's in all of Pedro Almodóvar's movies. 1608 01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:09,551 - Antonio Banderas. - l know him. 1609 01:29:09,719 --> 01:29:13,013 Antonio Banderas is this Spanish actor 1610 01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:15,682 that l've had a crush on for two years. 1611 01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:18,143 He's in all of Pedro Almodóvar's movies, 1612 01:29:18,311 --> 01:29:19,478 and l love Pedro's movies. 1613 01:29:19,645 --> 01:29:23,190 So, l've seen every movie that Antonio's ever done, 1614 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:25,776 and l have to say he's one of the few actors-- 1615 01:29:25,943 --> 01:29:29,488 movie stars or whatever-- that l was really dying to meet. 1616 01:29:29,655 --> 01:29:31,615 So, we get to Madrid, 1617 01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:34,785 and it turns out that Pedro wants to throw this big dinner party for me. 1618 01:29:34,952 --> 01:29:37,788 So, you know, of course, Antonio's gonna be there. 1619 01:29:37,955 --> 01:29:41,291 And so, here l am-- 1620 01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:43,668 l spent the whole week psyching myself up 1621 01:29:43,836 --> 01:29:45,295 for this party that l'm gonna go to, 1622 01:29:45,463 --> 01:29:47,756 and l've got it all worked out in my head. 1623 01:29:47,924 --> 01:29:50,258 l'm gonna make Antonio fall madly in love with me. 1624 01:29:50,426 --> 01:29:54,554 Only there was this one rather major obstacle l'd never really counted on. 1625 01:29:54,722 --> 01:29:56,431 - Hola. - His wife. 1626 01:29:56,599 --> 01:29:57,474 You want? 1627 01:29:57,642 --> 01:30:00,060 l've been wanting to meet Antonio for years. 1628 01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:02,729 l finally get to meet him, and he's married. 1629 01:30:02,897 --> 01:30:06,400 - l am. - That's one of life's little fuck-overs. 1630 01:30:06,567 --> 01:30:10,987 Don't worry. l'm just kidding. Not! 1631 01:30:11,155 --> 01:30:15,158 Madonna, this is one of the Spanish stars, too. 1632 01:30:15,326 --> 01:30:17,619 - Hi. - Actor, singer. 1633 01:30:17,787 --> 01:30:19,162 - Are you married? - Dancer. 1634 01:30:19,330 --> 01:30:20,997 - Are you married? - No! 1635 01:30:21,165 --> 01:30:23,208 Bye! Bye-bye! [laughs] 1636 01:30:23,376 --> 01:30:26,128 This is your side! This is your place! 1637 01:30:28,089 --> 01:30:30,674 Oh, hey, knock it off, fellas. Come on. 1638 01:30:30,842 --> 01:30:31,800 What's wrong? 1639 01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:33,468 l've got to go to the bathroom and drown my sorrows. 1640 01:30:33,636 --> 01:30:35,303 You're ready to snatch him. You know it. 1641 01:30:35,471 --> 01:30:37,722 l'm putting my head in the toilet, Niki. l swear. 1642 01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:41,101 Well, don't do it till you get home. All right? 1643 01:30:42,979 --> 01:30:46,148 l said to Ricky, "Oh, fuck, this is such a disaster. 1644 01:30:46,315 --> 01:30:47,482 "He's married." 1645 01:30:47,650 --> 01:30:49,985 He goes, "Oh, in Spain it doesn't matter. 1646 01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:51,528 "You can have whatever you want." 1647 01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:54,573 - Just like in ltaly. - Good thing l don't live here. 1648 01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:56,241 'Cause l would be a fighting bitch. 1649 01:30:56,409 --> 01:30:59,202 ls that man beautiful or what? 1650 01:30:59,370 --> 01:31:01,413 Yeah. There's gotta be something wrong with him. 1651 01:31:01,581 --> 01:31:03,999 He probably has a really small penis or something. 1652 01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:05,917 God, there has to be something wrong with him, 1653 01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:07,752 'cause no one is that perfect. 1654 01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:09,629 You guys, l'm gonna go back in the room, 1655 01:31:09,797 --> 01:31:11,465 and who am l gonna flirt with? Who? Tell me. 1656 01:31:11,632 --> 01:31:12,883 - l know who. - Who? 1657 01:31:13,050 --> 01:31:15,635 The guy next to us. 1658 01:31:15,803 --> 01:31:18,555 All my beautiful men. 1659 01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:24,102 l will sue them both. Go! 1660 01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:27,898 You have to call me and tell me what you think of the show. 1661 01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:30,859 - Tomorrow? - Yes, yes, l call you. l call you. 1662 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:33,987 Bye-bye. 1663 01:31:34,155 --> 01:31:35,614 Bye. 1664 01:31:35,781 --> 01:31:38,992 Needless to say, l never saw or heard from Antonio again. 1665 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,829 l don't think he's such a good actor after all. 1666 01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:46,416 - Were there any messages? - No. No messages. 1667 01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:48,335 [mock crying] 1668 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:52,839 CROWD: Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! 1669 01:31:53,007 --> 01:31:57,594 Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! 1670 01:31:57,762 --> 01:32:00,222 My sleeping pill didn't wear off yet... 1671 01:32:01,724 --> 01:32:06,937 so if l start acting like Joey Heatherton, you'll understand. 1672 01:32:07,104 --> 01:32:11,900 Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! 1673 01:32:12,068 --> 01:32:14,653 Madonna! Madonna! 1674 01:32:18,407 --> 01:32:21,910 Even when l feel like shit, they still love me. 1675 01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:23,954 DONNA: l think Madonna's a lot happier now 1676 01:32:24,121 --> 01:32:25,872 than she was on the last tour. 1677 01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:29,292 CHRlS: l think she's happy with the effect she's had, 1678 01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:33,588 but l think there's a part of her life that makes her unhappy. 1679 01:32:33,756 --> 01:32:35,298 WOMAN: l don't think she takes enough time 1680 01:32:35,466 --> 01:32:39,928 to appreciate and enjoy her success. 1681 01:32:40,096 --> 01:32:43,265 She only thinks of a dance step she might have missed or-- 1682 01:32:43,432 --> 01:32:46,601 SECOND WOMAN: Madonna does feel more in control 1683 01:32:46,769 --> 01:32:52,399 when she doesn't extend her personal emotion, her love-- 1684 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:55,402 KEVlN: She's just very-- Madonna's just very difficult to reach. 1685 01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:58,738 She's put up many barriers. 1686 01:32:58,906 --> 01:33:00,782 MAN: l'm sure she's going through a lot with these things, 1687 01:33:00,950 --> 01:33:04,202 'cause there's not that many people who she can trust and get close to, 1688 01:33:04,370 --> 01:33:07,247 'cause l'm sure everyone wants something from her. 1689 01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:08,957 CHRlS: She's fishing for affection. 1690 01:33:09,125 --> 01:33:12,168 l suppose she's fishing for people who can be real with her, you know, 1691 01:33:12,336 --> 01:33:14,004 who can be honest. 1692 01:33:14,171 --> 01:33:17,299 And l don't really think that anybody is honest with her, 1693 01:33:17,466 --> 01:33:18,800 except for maybe me. 1694 01:33:18,968 --> 01:33:21,052 - CARLTON: l think that we're all... - l'm certainly not honest all the time. 1695 01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:23,763 We're all seeking Madonna's approval to some degree. 1696 01:33:23,931 --> 01:33:25,890 DONNA: Sometimes l feel like she really trusts me. 1697 01:33:26,058 --> 01:33:29,936 Sometimes, you know, l feel like she's not really looking at me. 1698 01:33:30,104 --> 01:33:32,856 MELlSSA: Madonna has a hard time connecting... 1699 01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:39,654 and giving herself away to any one person. 1700 01:33:39,822 --> 01:33:44,492 l feel like she's-- Madonna's very in the moment. 1701 01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:47,078 WOMAN: Oh, she's very impatient. Madonna's quite impatient. 1702 01:33:47,246 --> 01:33:49,289 NlKl: lf Madonna's impatient, it's 'cause she wants things done. 1703 01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:51,625 WOMAN: But she has a lot to do. She has a busy life, 1704 01:33:51,792 --> 01:33:54,794 and she's definitely in a race against time. 1705 01:33:54,962 --> 01:34:00,467 MELlSSA: Everything is subject to her approval or disapproval. 1706 01:34:00,635 --> 01:34:04,387 And everything has to do with what she wants, what she doesn't want, 1707 01:34:04,555 --> 01:34:07,349 how it should look, where it should go, what it should be, 1708 01:34:07,516 --> 01:34:10,977 so it's very tense, and she's unhappy a lot of the time. 1709 01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:12,354 She's a bitch sometimes. 1710 01:34:12,521 --> 01:34:16,066 JOSE: Madonna can be mean if she wants to, we all can. 1711 01:34:16,233 --> 01:34:17,942 l love it when she's mean. 1712 01:34:18,110 --> 01:34:19,527 SHARON: She hasn't been a bitch to me. 1713 01:34:19,695 --> 01:34:21,655 SLAM: She knows what she's doing, 1714 01:34:21,822 --> 01:34:24,240 and she knows how to work it, and that's the most important. 1715 01:34:24,408 --> 01:34:26,451 That's probably why she's such a big star. 1716 01:34:26,619 --> 01:34:30,580 LUlS: l just feel like she's a little girl lost in the storm sometimes. 1717 01:34:30,748 --> 01:34:35,752 You know, there's just, like, a whole whirlwind of things going on around her, 1718 01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:41,007 and sometimes she gets caught up in it. 1719 01:34:41,175 --> 01:34:44,177 [music playing] 1720 01:35:38,607 --> 01:35:50,326 ♪ Strike a pose ♪ 1721 01:35:55,541 --> 01:36:05,759 ♪ Vogue, Vogue, Vogue ♪ 1722 01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:13,600 ♪ Look around, everywhere you turn is heartache ♪ 1723 01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:16,519 ♪ lt's everywhere that you go ♪ 1724 01:36:16,687 --> 01:36:18,062 ♪ Look around ♪ 1725 01:36:18,230 --> 01:36:22,025 ♪ You try everything you can to escape ♪ 1726 01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:24,903 ♪ The pain of life that you know ♪ 1727 01:36:25,070 --> 01:36:29,073 ♪ When all else fails and you long to be ♪ 1728 01:36:29,241 --> 01:36:33,119 ♪ Something better than you are today ♪ 1729 01:36:34,079 --> 01:36:36,915 ♪ l know a place where you can get away ♪ 1730 01:36:37,082 --> 01:36:38,625 ♪ lt's called a dance floor ♪ 1731 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:41,586 ♪ And here's what it's for, so ♪ 1732 01:36:41,754 --> 01:36:43,379 ♪ Come on, Vogue ♪ 1733 01:36:44,715 --> 01:36:48,009 ♪ Let your body move to the music ♪ 1734 01:36:48,177 --> 01:36:49,636 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1735 01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:52,597 ♪ Come on, Vogue ♪ 1736 01:36:52,765 --> 01:36:55,642 ♪ Let your body go with the flow ♪ 1737 01:36:55,810 --> 01:36:57,602 ♪ You know you can do it ♪ 1738 01:36:57,770 --> 01:37:01,773 ♪ All you need is your own imagination ♪ 1739 01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:04,192 ♪ So, use it, that's what it's for ♪ 1740 01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:05,944 ♪ That's what it's for ♪ 1741 01:37:06,111 --> 01:37:09,781 ♪ Go inside for your finest inspiration ♪ 1742 01:37:09,949 --> 01:37:13,451 ♪ Your dreams will open the door ♪ 1743 01:37:13,619 --> 01:37:17,539 ♪ lt makes no difference if you're black or white ♪ 1744 01:37:17,706 --> 01:37:20,542 ♪ lf you're a boy or a girl ♪ 1745 01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:25,213 ♪ lf the music's pumping, it will give you new life ♪ 1746 01:37:25,381 --> 01:37:26,548 ♪ You're a superstar ♪ 1747 01:37:26,715 --> 01:37:29,676 ♪ Yes, that's what you are, you know it ♪ 1748 01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:31,302 ♪ Come on, Vogue ♪ 1749 01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:35,515 ♪ Let your body groove to the music ♪ 1750 01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:37,642 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1751 01:37:37,810 --> 01:37:39,644 ♪ Come on, Vogue ♪ 1752 01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:43,189 ♪ Let your body go with the flow ♪ 1753 01:37:43,357 --> 01:37:46,234 ♪ You know you can do it ♪ 1754 01:37:46,402 --> 01:37:49,070 ♪ Beauty's where you find it ♪ 1755 01:37:49,238 --> 01:37:53,575 ♪ Not just where you bump and grind it ♪ 1756 01:37:53,742 --> 01:37:57,495 ♪ Soul is in the musical ♪ 1757 01:37:57,663 --> 01:38:01,916 ♪ That's why l feel so beautiful ♪ 1758 01:38:02,084 --> 01:38:05,461 ♪ Magical, life's a ball ♪ 1759 01:38:05,629 --> 01:38:08,756 ♪ So, get up on the dance floor ♪ 1760 01:38:08,924 --> 01:38:10,675 ♪ Vogue ♪ 1761 01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:13,761 ♪ Let your body move to the music ♪ 1762 01:38:13,929 --> 01:38:15,763 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1763 01:38:15,931 --> 01:38:17,557 ♪ Come on, Vogue ♪ 1764 01:38:18,893 --> 01:38:21,477 ♪ Let your body go with the flow ♪ 1765 01:38:21,645 --> 01:38:23,855 ♪ You know you can do it ♪ 1766 01:38:24,023 --> 01:38:29,235 To a room full of people that l admire, that l appreciate, 1767 01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:32,447 that l adore, that l love, 1768 01:38:32,615 --> 01:38:36,284 and that l would all separately, at one time or another, 1769 01:38:36,452 --> 01:38:38,036 like to smack the shit out of. 1770 01:38:38,203 --> 01:38:40,747 [laughter] 1771 01:38:40,915 --> 01:38:43,833 Anyway, cheers. 1772 01:38:44,001 --> 01:38:47,754 - To fashion. - To love. To l'amour. 1773 01:38:47,922 --> 01:38:51,382 ♪ Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean, picture of a beauty queen ♪ 1774 01:38:51,550 --> 01:38:55,762 ♪ Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, dance on air ♪ 1775 01:38:55,930 --> 01:38:59,724 ♪ They had style, they had grace, Rita Hayworth gave good face ♪ 1776 01:38:59,892 --> 01:39:03,561 ♪ Lauren, Katherine, Lana, too, Bette Davis, we love you ♪ 1777 01:39:03,729 --> 01:39:07,106 ♪ Ladies with an attitude, fellas that were in the mood ♪ 1778 01:39:07,274 --> 01:39:09,567 ♪ Don't just stand there, let's get to it ♪ 1779 01:39:09,735 --> 01:39:11,569 ♪ Strike a pose, there's nothing to it ♪ 1780 01:39:11,737 --> 01:39:17,700 ♪ Vogue, Vogue, Vogue ♪ 1781 01:39:19,578 --> 01:39:22,455 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1782 01:39:22,623 --> 01:39:24,290 ♪ You've got to ♪ 1783 01:39:24,458 --> 01:39:27,710 ♪ Let your body move to the music ♪ 1784 01:39:27,878 --> 01:39:30,296 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1785 01:39:30,464 --> 01:39:32,340 ♪ You've got to just ♪ 1786 01:39:32,508 --> 01:39:35,802 ♪ Let your body go with the flow ♪ 1787 01:39:35,970 --> 01:39:38,429 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1788 01:39:38,597 --> 01:39:39,764 ♪ You've got to just ♪ 1789 01:39:41,392 --> 01:39:42,266 ♪ Vogue ♪ 1790 01:39:42,434 --> 01:39:44,018 CARLTON: Truth or dare, Madonna? 1791 01:39:44,186 --> 01:39:45,728 - NlKl: Want to play? - Right now? 1792 01:39:45,896 --> 01:39:47,313 Truth or dare? 1793 01:39:47,481 --> 01:39:49,190 l'm gonna ask you. 1794 01:39:49,358 --> 01:39:50,566 Have you been fucked up the ass? 1795 01:39:50,734 --> 01:39:52,527 - Truth or dare? - Truth or dare? 1796 01:39:52,695 --> 01:39:53,903 Dare. 1797 01:39:54,071 --> 01:39:55,071 Ohh! 1798 01:39:55,239 --> 01:39:57,824 You fucked up! 1799 01:39:57,992 --> 01:39:58,825 [laughs] 1800 01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:01,077 Okay, unzip your pants and take your dick out right now. 1801 01:40:01,245 --> 01:40:05,623 Ah, you have to do it! Oh, bravo! Bravo! 1802 01:40:05,791 --> 01:40:06,833 Oh, my God! 1803 01:40:07,001 --> 01:40:09,877 Come on. Come on. 1804 01:40:10,045 --> 01:40:12,171 - You can sit down and do it. - No way! 1805 01:40:12,339 --> 01:40:13,631 Way! 1806 01:40:13,799 --> 01:40:15,925 Dare. Come on. 1807 01:40:16,093 --> 01:40:17,927 That's what she told you to do. 1808 01:40:20,931 --> 01:40:23,182 l'm afraid to look. Aah! 1809 01:40:23,350 --> 01:40:26,019 [laughter] 1810 01:40:26,186 --> 01:40:27,687 lt's fucking blue! 1811 01:40:27,855 --> 01:40:29,272 [laughter] 1812 01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:36,112 Slam, truth or dare? 1813 01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:38,740 - Dare. - Whoo! 1814 01:40:38,907 --> 01:40:42,535 French-kiss Gabriel. 1815 01:40:42,703 --> 01:40:43,911 NlKl: Okay. 1816 01:40:44,079 --> 01:40:47,582 - He's up! He's up and he's ready! - Look out! 1817 01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:50,668 Work it! Work it, Miss Thing. 1818 01:40:50,836 --> 01:40:53,212 They want this to happen. 1819 01:40:53,380 --> 01:40:58,259 - Oh. Oh, yes! - Get it done! Get the job done! 1820 01:40:58,427 --> 01:41:00,094 [whooping] 1821 01:41:00,262 --> 01:41:03,347 Oh, my God! l'm getting a hard-on, okay? 1822 01:41:03,515 --> 01:41:05,850 Just beauiful. 1823 01:41:06,018 --> 01:41:08,436 There, buddy. 1824 01:41:08,604 --> 01:41:10,563 Madonna, truth or dare? 1825 01:41:10,731 --> 01:41:13,232 - Dare. - Dare? 1826 01:41:14,943 --> 01:41:18,529 Show us with that bottle how you give head. 1827 01:41:18,697 --> 01:41:20,865 CARLTON: Stand up and come down on it. 1828 01:41:21,033 --> 01:41:23,826 You're not asking the question, motherfucker. 1829 01:41:23,994 --> 01:41:26,079 NlKl: You're not performing, either. 1830 01:41:32,336 --> 01:41:33,878 Damn! 1831 01:41:34,046 --> 01:41:36,214 [whooping] 1832 01:41:39,968 --> 01:41:42,261 Oh, my God! 1833 01:41:42,429 --> 01:41:43,763 [laughter] 1834 01:41:43,931 --> 01:41:45,473 Oh, my God! 1835 01:41:48,393 --> 01:41:50,978 Bravo! 1836 01:41:51,146 --> 01:41:52,772 Yeah! 1837 01:41:52,940 --> 01:41:54,524 She swallows! 1838 01:41:54,691 --> 01:41:57,193 - Madonna, truth or dare? - Truth. 1839 01:41:57,361 --> 01:42:02,073 Who has been the love of your life your whole life? 1840 01:42:02,241 --> 01:42:03,783 - My whole life? - Your biggest love? 1841 01:42:03,951 --> 01:42:05,284 Sean. 1842 01:42:05,452 --> 01:42:07,203 - Your mama. - Sean. 1843 01:42:11,667 --> 01:42:15,002 l'm in my dressing room sometimes, and l think to myself, 1844 01:42:15,170 --> 01:42:18,548 "Who do l think l am like, trying to pull this off?" 1845 01:42:18,715 --> 01:42:21,884 You know, and sometimes, like, l'm very much, 1846 01:42:22,052 --> 01:42:24,679 but l can only allow myself to think it once in a while, 1847 01:42:24,847 --> 01:42:27,682 because if l do, l'm gone. 1848 01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:31,477 And that is-- l think of you guys, in thinking-- 1849 01:42:31,645 --> 01:42:36,107 sitting in your dressing room, going, "Who does this bitch think she is?" 1850 01:42:36,275 --> 01:42:38,734 ♪ l've got the moves, baby ♪ 1851 01:42:38,902 --> 01:42:40,319 ♪ You've got the motion ♪ 1852 01:42:40,487 --> 01:42:44,574 ♪ lf we got together, we'd be causing a commotion ♪ 1853 01:42:44,741 --> 01:42:46,159 l know that l'm not the best singer, 1854 01:42:46,326 --> 01:42:48,286 and l know l'm not the best dancer, but-- 1855 01:42:48,453 --> 01:42:50,496 but--but l'm not interested in that. 1856 01:42:50,664 --> 01:42:54,500 l'm interested in pushing people's buttons, 1857 01:42:54,668 --> 01:42:57,461 in being provocative, in being political. 1858 01:42:57,629 --> 01:43:01,007 ♪ lt doesn't matter if you win or lose ♪ 1859 01:43:01,175 --> 01:43:05,553 ♪ lt's how you play the game, so get into the groove ♪ 1860 01:43:05,721 --> 01:43:09,015 You both could have anything that you wanted, if you want it. 1861 01:43:09,183 --> 01:43:12,185 l think that's where l'm at right now. l don't know if l want it. 1862 01:43:12,352 --> 01:43:15,938 Yeah. lt ain't all fucking hunky-dory. 1863 01:43:16,106 --> 01:43:20,359 ♪ l hope you find what you're looking for ♪ 1864 01:43:20,527 --> 01:43:23,905 ♪ ls it mine? Walk through that door ♪ 1865 01:43:24,072 --> 01:43:26,157 ♪ We're wasting time ♪ 1866 01:43:26,325 --> 01:43:28,743 ♪ Make up your mind ♪ 1867 01:43:28,911 --> 01:43:31,704 ♪ And get into the groove ♪ 1868 01:43:31,872 --> 01:43:34,081 l think you knew you wanted to be a star. 1869 01:43:34,249 --> 01:43:35,333 Yeah. But don't you? 1870 01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:36,834 You wanted to say what you wanted to say. 1871 01:43:37,002 --> 01:43:39,420 You don't want to be a star? Niki, come on! 1872 01:43:39,588 --> 01:43:42,548 - [crying] - Oh, yeah, pick on the little girl. 1873 01:43:42,716 --> 01:43:44,175 Yeah. 1874 01:43:45,260 --> 01:43:47,261 Get over here. Both of you. 1875 01:43:47,429 --> 01:43:50,014 - No problem. - Get over here! 1876 01:43:50,182 --> 01:43:51,307 Ow! 1877 01:43:55,187 --> 01:43:56,520 Yes! 1878 01:43:56,688 --> 01:43:59,857 Carlton, come to Mommy. Get in bed. 1879 01:44:00,025 --> 01:44:01,859 So, Gabriel, this is the moment l've been waiting for. 1880 01:44:02,027 --> 01:44:04,028 - What? - l'm finally alone in bed with you. 1881 01:44:04,196 --> 01:44:06,489 - Take your shirt off. - You want me to take it off? 1882 01:44:06,657 --> 01:44:10,368 Mm-hmm. And pull the sheets up so it looks like you're naked. 1883 01:44:10,535 --> 01:44:12,119 Yes, of course. 1884 01:44:13,413 --> 01:44:14,997 - Oh, l'm so shocked. - Oh, my God. 1885 01:44:15,165 --> 01:44:17,166 l'm gagging. 1886 01:44:17,334 --> 01:44:19,919 - Why are you wearing your underwear? - Why not? l'm in bed. 1887 01:44:20,087 --> 01:44:23,798 Did you walk here in your underpants? Now you're acting like me. 1888 01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:26,259 - Bottom line is-- - lf he doesn't--Wait, l'm talking. 1889 01:44:26,426 --> 01:44:28,427 You know what that means. 1890 01:44:28,595 --> 01:44:29,804 [laughs] 1891 01:44:29,972 --> 01:44:31,597 l just think life is unfair. 1892 01:44:31,765 --> 01:44:35,059 Here l am, this person--everybody thinks l have everything l want, right? 1893 01:44:35,227 --> 01:44:36,811 But l want you, and l can't have you. 1894 01:44:36,979 --> 01:44:38,604 You shouldn't have any more sex. 1895 01:44:38,772 --> 01:44:42,817 You should just build an altar to me in your home and worship it daily. 1896 01:44:43,986 --> 01:44:45,528 And call me collect. 1897 01:44:45,696 --> 01:44:48,739 - Uncross them and say it. - You're the only woman l love. 1898 01:44:48,907 --> 01:44:51,909 You lied, Luis! Now l am gonna beat you up. 1899 01:44:52,077 --> 01:44:56,747 l wouldn't hire fags that hate women. l kill fags that hate women. 1900 01:44:56,915 --> 01:44:59,542 ln fact, l'll kill anybody who hates women. 1901 01:44:59,710 --> 01:45:04,463 ln fact, l'll kill anybody that hates, because l hate people that hate. 1902 01:45:04,631 --> 01:45:06,340 Ollie, l hate you. 1903 01:45:06,508 --> 01:45:09,885 l hate you because you're beautiful and you're a fuck! You're a stupid fuck! 1904 01:45:10,929 --> 01:45:12,305 l hate you. 1905 01:45:12,472 --> 01:45:14,557 You're sweating and you smell! 1906 01:45:14,725 --> 01:45:16,267 [laughs] 1907 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:17,935 Oh, your dick is big. 1908 01:45:18,103 --> 01:45:19,270 Come on. 1909 01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:20,896 My aunt wrote a book 1910 01:45:21,064 --> 01:45:22,815 called Men Who Hate Women and the Women Who Love Them. 1911 01:45:22,983 --> 01:45:25,568 -You should read it. - l think l helped her write it. 1912 01:45:25,736 --> 01:45:28,988 [screaming and laughing] 1913 01:45:29,156 --> 01:45:30,239 - All right, you want it. - No! 1914 01:45:30,407 --> 01:45:31,657 - Pupil. - Aah! 1915 01:45:31,825 --> 01:45:32,867 [laughs] 1916 01:45:33,035 --> 01:45:34,660 Did l hurt you? Good! 1917 01:45:34,828 --> 01:45:37,079 Get out of my bed. Get out of my bed. 1918 01:45:37,247 --> 01:45:39,623 And don't come back until your dick is bigger. 1919 01:45:39,791 --> 01:45:41,876 See how you are? Get away from me. 1920 01:45:42,044 --> 01:45:43,878 Luis, don't leave me. 1921 01:45:44,046 --> 01:45:46,005 Get out now, or l'm calling the police! 1922 01:45:47,883 --> 01:45:49,133 What's wrong? 1923 01:45:49,301 --> 01:45:51,594 My life is really complicated, Carlton. 1924 01:45:51,762 --> 01:45:52,970 You have to hand me my sweatpants. 1925 01:45:53,138 --> 01:45:55,306 Aah! l'm gonna die! 1926 01:45:55,474 --> 01:45:58,559 Get out! Get out, you bastard! 1927 01:45:59,561 --> 01:46:01,020 Smell them. 1928 01:46:01,188 --> 01:46:03,064 - l'm out of here. l'm leaving. - No. 1929 01:46:03,231 --> 01:46:06,150 Oh, look, does anybody give a shit? 1930 01:46:06,318 --> 01:46:08,694 Don't ever come back. l hate you. 1931 01:46:08,862 --> 01:46:10,154 Next. 1932 01:46:10,322 --> 01:46:12,198 You guys, l'd give you the shirt off my back. 1933 01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:14,033 - Take it off, then! - Come on! 1934 01:46:14,201 --> 01:46:16,077 [whooping and screaming] 1935 01:46:18,538 --> 01:46:21,207 You guys, it's not time for a feeding. Get away! 1936 01:46:21,375 --> 01:46:22,666 [laughter] 1937 01:46:24,252 --> 01:46:27,505 You feel better now? Here, Madonna's Vegas show! 1938 01:46:27,672 --> 01:46:30,508 What do we think of people that have body parts that aren't real? 1939 01:46:30,675 --> 01:46:33,177 ALL: Eww! 1940 01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:35,638 But we love you anyway, Madonna. 1941 01:46:35,806 --> 01:46:38,099 ALL: Ohh! 1942 01:46:38,266 --> 01:46:40,893 Honey, my titties are bona fide, they're the real thing. 1943 01:46:41,061 --> 01:46:42,978 Who said anything about titties? 1944 01:46:43,146 --> 01:46:45,815 Ooh! 1945 01:46:45,982 --> 01:46:49,193 - Oh, you mean my hair? - No. 1946 01:46:49,361 --> 01:46:51,946 - Keep going. - What's not real? 1947 01:46:52,114 --> 01:46:54,865 Everything's real on you, they just don't think so. 1948 01:46:55,033 --> 01:46:56,242 Everything's real. 1949 01:46:56,410 --> 01:46:58,953 - l'm real. - Except for the pearls. 1950 01:46:59,121 --> 01:47:01,705 - They are too real. - All of them? 1951 01:47:01,873 --> 01:47:03,582 Madonna can't afford real pearls! 1952 01:47:03,750 --> 01:47:06,085 [all chanting] Madonna can't afford real pearls! 1953 01:47:06,253 --> 01:47:08,045 Madonna can't afford real pearls! 1954 01:47:08,213 --> 01:47:12,174 l can so! l'm rich. l can have anything l want. 1955 01:47:12,342 --> 01:47:13,592 She sleeps with boots! 1956 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:14,844 [laughing] 1957 01:47:15,011 --> 01:47:17,012 Do we want to be accepted by Hollywood? 1958 01:47:17,180 --> 01:47:19,807 No! 1959 01:47:19,975 --> 01:47:23,519 - Do we care what people think of us? - No! 1960 01:47:23,687 --> 01:47:26,981 - Do we want people to kiss our ass? - Yes! 1961 01:47:27,149 --> 01:47:29,191 Yeah, yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. 1962 01:47:29,359 --> 01:47:30,943 Okay, but-- 1963 01:47:31,111 --> 01:47:34,864 Okay, but do we want to have an R-rating or an X-rating? 1964 01:47:35,031 --> 01:47:36,657 X! 1965 01:47:36,825 --> 01:47:39,577 X for X-tra fun! 1966 01:47:40,996 --> 01:47:42,997 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1967 01:47:43,165 --> 01:47:44,832 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1968 01:47:49,754 --> 01:47:54,467 ♪ One child grows up to be ♪ 1969 01:47:54,634 --> 01:47:57,386 ♪ Somebody who just loves to learn ♪ 1970 01:47:57,554 --> 01:48:02,308 ♪ And another child ♪ 1971 01:48:02,476 --> 01:48:04,768 ♪ Grows up to be ♪ 1972 01:48:04,936 --> 01:48:07,438 ♪ Somebody you'd just love to burn ♪ 1973 01:48:09,149 --> 01:48:13,903 ♪ Mom loves the both of them ♪ 1974 01:48:14,070 --> 01:48:16,405 ♪ You see, it's in the blood ♪ 1975 01:48:18,825 --> 01:48:23,329 ♪ Both kids are good to Mom ♪ 1976 01:48:23,497 --> 01:48:25,623 ♪ Blood's thicker than the mud ♪ 1977 01:48:25,790 --> 01:48:29,210 ♪ lt's a family affair ♪ 1978 01:48:29,377 --> 01:48:31,420 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 1979 01:48:32,714 --> 01:48:50,397 ♪ lt's a family affair ♪ 1980 01:48:50,565 --> 01:48:52,858 - [British accent] Hi, hi, hi. - Hello. 1981 01:48:53,026 --> 01:48:54,401 Hello, love. 1982 01:48:54,569 --> 01:48:56,403 Well, well, well. 1983 01:48:56,571 --> 01:48:59,406 lf it isn't my lovely family. 1984 01:48:59,574 --> 01:49:03,244 - Aren't we just having a lovely time? - A lovely time! 1985 01:49:03,411 --> 01:49:05,538 Ecoutez-moi, 1986 01:49:05,705 --> 01:49:07,957 'cause l got something to say to you. 1987 01:49:08,124 --> 01:49:10,000 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 1988 01:49:10,168 --> 01:49:12,628 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 1989 01:49:12,796 --> 01:49:14,296 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 1990 01:49:14,464 --> 01:49:17,299 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 1991 01:49:17,467 --> 01:49:18,592 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 1992 01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:21,971 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 1993 01:49:22,138 --> 01:49:23,389 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 1994 01:49:23,557 --> 01:49:26,809 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 1995 01:49:26,977 --> 01:49:29,144 We're a wild, crazy bunch. 1996 01:49:29,312 --> 01:49:31,230 Yeah, that's right. 1997 01:49:31,398 --> 01:49:35,025 All right, love. Take me where l'm going. 1998 01:49:35,193 --> 01:49:38,487 This is what l call traveling in style. 1999 01:49:38,655 --> 01:49:42,324 Yeah, that's right. Oh, thank you, Ollie. 2000 01:49:42,492 --> 01:49:45,703 All right. Formation. 2001 01:49:49,624 --> 01:49:51,375 ♪ l've hit the big time ♪ 2002 01:49:51,543 --> 01:49:53,127 ♪ But l still get the blues ♪ 2003 01:49:53,295 --> 01:49:55,588 ♪ Everyone's a stranger ♪ 2004 01:49:55,755 --> 01:49:57,590 ♪ City life can get to you ♪ 2005 01:49:57,757 --> 01:50:00,384 ♪ People can be so cold ♪ 2006 01:50:00,552 --> 01:50:02,511 ♪ Never want to turn your back ♪ 2007 01:50:02,679 --> 01:50:04,471 ♪ Just giving to get something ♪ 2008 01:50:04,639 --> 01:50:07,141 ♪ Always wanting something back ♪ 2009 01:50:07,309 --> 01:50:11,395 ♪ When l get lonely and l need to be ♪ 2010 01:50:11,563 --> 01:50:16,358 ♪ Loved for who l am, not what they want to see ♪ 2011 01:50:16,526 --> 01:50:20,446 ♪ Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me ♪ 2012 01:50:20,614 --> 01:50:25,701 ♪ We have a connection, home is where the heart should be ♪ 2013 01:50:25,869 --> 01:50:30,039 ♪ Keep it together in the family ♪ 2014 01:50:30,206 --> 01:50:33,709 ♪ They're a reminder of your history ♪ 2015 01:50:35,211 --> 01:50:37,755 ♪ Brothers and sisters, they hold the key ♪ 2016 01:50:37,922 --> 01:50:39,923 ♪ To your heart and your soul ♪ 2017 01:50:40,091 --> 01:50:45,554 ♪ Don't forget that your family is gold ♪ 2018 01:50:48,350 --> 01:50:53,103 ♪ When l look back on all the misery ♪ 2019 01:50:53,271 --> 01:50:57,441 ♪ And all of the heartache that they brought to me ♪ 2020 01:50:57,609 --> 01:51:01,820 ♪ l wouldn't change it for another chance ♪ 2021 01:51:01,988 --> 01:51:07,993 ♪ 'Cause blood is thicker than any other circumstance ♪ 2022 01:51:09,579 --> 01:51:11,955 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 2023 01:51:12,123 --> 01:51:15,626 All right, it's time for a little bit of the old in-out, you know. 2024 01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:49,368 The family that plays together stays together. 2025 01:51:49,536 --> 01:51:51,120 Here we go. 2026 01:51:51,287 --> 01:51:56,208 ♪ When l get lonely and l need to be ♪ 2027 01:51:56,376 --> 01:52:00,212 ♪ Loved for who l am, not what they want to see ♪ 2028 01:52:00,380 --> 01:52:05,008 ♪ Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me ♪ 2029 01:52:05,176 --> 01:52:10,097 ♪ We have a connection, home is where the heart should be ♪ 2030 01:52:10,265 --> 01:52:14,309 ♪ When l look back on all the misery ♪ 2031 01:52:14,477 --> 01:52:18,439 ♪ And all the heartache that they brought to me ♪ 2032 01:52:18,606 --> 01:52:23,152 ♪ l wouldn't change it for another chance ♪ 2033 01:52:23,319 --> 01:52:29,908 ♪ 'Cause blood is thicker than any other circumstance ♪ 2034 01:52:45,341 --> 01:52:47,426 One! Ha ha ha! 2035 01:52:47,594 --> 01:52:50,095 Two! Come on, love. 2036 01:52:50,263 --> 01:52:52,347 One! Two! 2037 01:52:52,515 --> 01:52:54,516 One, two, three! Hit it! 2038 01:52:54,684 --> 01:52:56,477 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2039 01:52:56,644 --> 01:52:59,480 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2040 01:52:59,647 --> 01:53:00,814 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2041 01:53:00,982 --> 01:53:04,109 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2042 01:53:04,277 --> 01:53:05,486 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2043 01:53:05,653 --> 01:53:08,197 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2044 01:53:08,364 --> 01:53:10,365 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2045 01:53:10,533 --> 01:53:13,202 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2046 01:53:13,369 --> 01:53:19,208 Unfortunately, Europe, it's time for us to say bonsoir. 2047 01:53:19,375 --> 01:53:20,876 [cheering] 2048 01:53:21,044 --> 01:53:23,378 To all of our families. 2049 01:53:23,546 --> 01:53:27,549 You're my family. Yeah, that's right. 2050 01:53:28,635 --> 01:53:33,555 And never forget that your family is your friend. 2051 01:53:33,723 --> 01:53:35,265 Yeah, that's right. 2052 01:53:35,433 --> 01:53:40,813 And never doubt that without them you are nothing. 2053 01:53:40,980 --> 01:53:42,397 Yeah, that's right. 2054 01:53:42,565 --> 01:53:45,150 But most of all and most importantly, 2055 01:53:45,318 --> 01:53:47,236 never doubt yourselves. 2056 01:53:47,403 --> 01:53:49,446 Yeah, that's right. 2057 01:53:49,614 --> 01:53:53,283 Come on, ladies. On your knees. 2058 01:53:57,831 --> 01:53:59,873 - Aren't they lovely? - [cheering] 2059 01:54:00,041 --> 01:54:01,667 Yes. 2060 01:54:03,002 --> 01:54:04,253 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2061 01:54:04,420 --> 01:54:07,089 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2062 01:54:07,257 --> 01:54:09,007 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2063 01:54:09,175 --> 01:54:12,010 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2064 01:54:12,178 --> 01:54:14,096 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2065 01:54:14,264 --> 01:54:16,098 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2066 01:54:16,266 --> 01:54:18,016 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2067 01:54:18,184 --> 01:54:20,853 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2068 01:54:21,020 --> 01:54:22,521 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2069 01:54:22,689 --> 01:54:25,732 ♪ Keep people together forever and ever ♪ 2070 01:54:25,900 --> 01:54:27,234 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2071 01:54:27,402 --> 01:54:30,195 ♪ People together forever and ever ♪ 2072 01:54:30,363 --> 01:54:31,780 lt's okay. 2073 01:54:31,948 --> 01:54:33,490 ♪ People together forever and ever... ♪ 2074 01:54:33,658 --> 01:54:34,825 Thanks. 2075 01:54:34,993 --> 01:54:36,785 ♪ People together ♪ 2076 01:54:36,953 --> 01:54:39,538 ♪ People together forever and ever... ♪ 2077 01:54:39,706 --> 01:54:42,916 - What are you thinking about? - You. 2078 01:54:44,168 --> 01:54:45,836 ♪ People together ♪ 2079 01:54:46,004 --> 01:54:48,380 ♪ People together forever and ever ♪ 2080 01:54:48,548 --> 01:54:50,549 ♪ People together ♪ 2081 01:54:50,717 --> 01:54:53,510 ♪ People together forever and ever... ♪ 2082 01:54:53,678 --> 01:54:55,345 Bye. 2083 01:54:55,513 --> 01:54:56,930 l love you. 2084 01:54:58,558 --> 01:55:00,142 ♪ People together ♪ 2085 01:55:00,310 --> 01:55:02,686 ♪ People together forever and ever... ♪ 2086 01:55:02,854 --> 01:55:07,024 - You're so big, Carlton. - And you're such a lady. 2087 01:55:07,191 --> 01:55:09,151 ♪ People together ♪ 2088 01:55:09,319 --> 01:55:12,112 ♪ People together forever and ever ♪ 2089 01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:14,031 ♪ People together ♪ 2090 01:55:14,198 --> 01:55:16,992 ♪ People together forever and ever ♪ 2091 01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:18,535 ♪ People together... ♪ 2092 01:55:18,703 --> 01:55:20,704 - Bye, baby. - Bye. 2093 01:55:22,749 --> 01:55:25,125 Don't get in any catfights on the way home. 2094 01:55:26,336 --> 01:55:27,961 ♪ People together ♪ 2095 01:55:28,129 --> 01:55:30,714 ♪ People together forever and ever ♪ 2096 01:55:30,882 --> 01:55:33,091 ♪ Keep people together ♪ 2097 01:55:33,259 --> 01:55:34,676 [cheering] 2098 01:55:59,661 --> 01:56:01,370 - MADONNA: Ready? - Yes, Mom. 2099 01:56:01,537 --> 01:56:03,163 We're gonna say a good-night prayer, okay? 2100 01:56:03,331 --> 01:56:05,499 - ALL: Okay. - All right. 2101 01:56:05,667 --> 01:56:09,044 ALL: Now l lay me down to sleep. 2102 01:56:09,212 --> 01:56:12,589 l pray the Lord my soul to keep. 2103 01:56:12,757 --> 01:56:16,093 lf l should die before l wake, 2104 01:56:16,260 --> 01:56:20,389 l pray the Lord my soul to take. 2105 01:56:20,556 --> 01:56:22,516 God bless! 2106 01:56:22,684 --> 01:56:24,393 MADONNA: Kevin. [kiss] 2107 01:56:24,560 --> 01:56:26,728 Slam. [kiss] 2108 01:56:26,896 --> 01:56:28,689 Luis. [kiss] 2109 01:56:28,856 --> 01:56:30,399 Niki. [kiss] 2110 01:56:31,859 --> 01:56:33,068 Jose. [kiss] 2111 01:56:34,195 --> 01:56:35,821 Donna. [kiss] 2112 01:56:35,989 --> 01:56:37,406 Oliver. [kiss] 2113 01:56:38,825 --> 01:56:40,283 Gabriel. [kiss] 2114 01:56:42,036 --> 01:56:44,579 - [laughs] Ooh, Did l forget anyone? - Carlton. 2115 01:56:44,747 --> 01:56:46,790 Carlton. Oh, that's right. 2116 01:56:46,958 --> 01:56:49,626 NlKl: He's an adopted child. 2117 01:56:49,794 --> 01:56:51,378 MADONNA: lt's time to say good night. 2118 01:56:51,546 --> 01:56:54,256 Time to say good night, everybody. 2119 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:56,633 - l want some ice cream. - Shh, shh. 2120 01:56:56,801 --> 01:56:59,511 - l want some vanilla ice cream. - Shut up, Carlton. 2121 01:56:59,679 --> 01:57:03,807 MADONNA: Close your eyes, dream some dreams. 2122 01:57:04,851 --> 01:57:06,893 [snoring] 2123 01:57:07,061 --> 01:57:09,229 [laughter] 2124 01:57:10,231 --> 01:57:11,773 lt ain't over. 2125 01:57:11,941 --> 01:57:13,942 Shh. 2126 01:57:14,110 --> 01:57:16,445 l gotta pee! 2127 01:57:16,612 --> 01:57:18,655 - Just pee in bed. - Okay. 2128 01:57:18,823 --> 01:57:22,034 - MADONNA: You guys do anyway. - Not on me. 2129 01:57:22,201 --> 01:57:23,869 Shh. 2130 01:57:24,037 --> 01:57:28,373 - Good night, boys and girls. - Good night, Madonna. 2131 01:57:28,541 --> 01:57:30,584 Good night, Niki-Ellen. 2132 01:57:30,752 --> 01:57:33,295 Good night, poopers. 2133 01:57:33,463 --> 01:57:36,131 Good night, Chita. 2134 01:57:36,299 --> 01:57:38,508 Good night, Lu. 2135 01:57:38,676 --> 01:57:41,178 Good night, Gabriel. 2136 01:57:41,345 --> 01:57:43,847 Good night, Carlton. 2137 01:57:44,015 --> 01:57:47,434 - Good night, Oliver. - Who farted? 2138 01:57:47,602 --> 01:57:49,186 [laughter] 2139 01:57:49,353 --> 01:57:52,439 MADONNA: Shut up! Shut up and go to sleep! 2140 01:57:52,607 --> 01:57:54,316 NlKl: She smelled it. 2141 01:57:54,484 --> 01:57:56,610 DONNA: She smelt it and she dealt it. 2142 01:57:56,778 --> 01:57:58,695 You stinky. You stinker. 2143 01:57:58,863 --> 01:58:01,198 Somebody farted boots. 2144 01:58:01,365 --> 01:58:03,325 DONNA: Somebody farted! 2145 01:58:03,493 --> 01:58:06,078 - Nuclear testing! - Nuclear testing! 2146 01:58:06,245 --> 01:58:08,914 - Oh, gross. - Oh, gross. 2147 01:58:09,082 --> 01:58:12,042 l smell boots! 2148 01:58:12,210 --> 01:58:15,087 - We're smellin' boots. - We're smellin' boots. 2149 01:58:16,422 --> 01:58:18,048 NlKl: l think l got my period. 2150 01:58:18,216 --> 01:58:19,800 [laughter] 2151 01:58:19,967 --> 01:58:24,429 - MADONNA: Guys, shut up! - [screaming] 2152 01:58:24,597 --> 01:58:26,389 NlKl: Aah, she hit me! 2153 01:58:26,557 --> 01:58:29,184 Shh, sleepy time. 2154 01:58:30,103 --> 01:58:32,312 [snoring] 2155 01:58:35,316 --> 01:58:37,526 [laughter] 2156 01:58:39,904 --> 01:58:41,822 MADONNA: l said shut up. 2157 01:59:03,553 --> 01:59:06,012 l'm gonna press this thing. l'm gonna press "power," 2158 01:59:06,180 --> 01:59:09,307 and when l press it, the camera is gonna go off instantly. 2159 01:59:09,475 --> 01:59:10,725 [clicks] 2160 01:59:10,893 --> 01:59:12,561 Go away! 2161 01:59:12,728 --> 01:59:15,814 Cut it. Cut it, Alek. 2162 01:59:15,982 --> 01:59:18,108 Cut it, goddamn it! 158129