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Edith!
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You mustn't lift things like that,
Edith! How nice of you, Seymour!
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I'll make you a waste disposer
to CRUSH and FLUSH your rubbish.
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He's the brains of the family is
our Seymour. Always so VERY busy!
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Oh...very pleasant out here.
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I've always had
an affinity for the countryside...
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the countryman's
feeling for living things.
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Ferrets.
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Well...yes, if you insist.
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I was speaking generally
of all the marvellous works of Mother Nature.
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Nora Batty.
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THAT one hadn't crossed my mind.
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She's always crossing mine!
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As minds go, it's not
a long way to cross, is it?
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Oh, GO back to sleep, Noddy.
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I'm not asleep.
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The mind is ALWAYS active...
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I know what you mean. You come
up here - to get away from it all.
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To be at peace with the world.
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You chew on a blade of grass...
and the mind ranges freely over such questions as...
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I wonder what that little
black bit was I've just eaten?
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Ah. Bit of dirt never hurt thee.
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And he should know.
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Ha ha (!)
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They say we've got to eat a pinch
before we die. That's true, Norm.
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But you feel you OUGHT to know
the time-scale between the eating the dying.
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If it's only 30 seconds it puts
a whole new complexion on things.
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I used to take
the boys in my school out into the country.
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Every chance we got.
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They used to LOVE it.
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"Take us out, sir,"
they used to plead.
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And not because
it was so damned cold in their classrooms.
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To them I was a sort
of academic Davy Crockett.
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"You know SO much, sir,"
they used to say,
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in their shivering...
touching little voices.
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"You have so much respect and care
for ALL God's living creatures."
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YA-A-A-H !!
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Hey, Norm...look at this! Woo hoo!
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There's a well-built lass!
I'll wait outside.
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She's not on the STAFF. She's only
a picture! Oh, what's she selling?
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You can SEE what she's selling.
Industrial cleaning equipment.
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Oh, I DO like her equipment.
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It was an old bat
with a pail in my day.
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Right, try not to embarrass me!
How? Tha gets embarrassed so quick!
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What are they making for thee?
A special job, to my own design.
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They're specialist engineers.
I wonder if they could mend my reading glasses?
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Ah!
TUNELESS WHISTLING
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Ah! Hello!
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I say... I say...
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Tha made a great impression
on him!
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Oh, just an underling. He looked
very tall for an underling.
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More like an overling. They know
me here. I'm a valued customer.
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Her hair keeps coming off!
I keep asking my missus to keep her out of my chair!
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"She's YOUR mother.
Let her sit in YOUR chair!"
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I say... Mind your back!
I'm waiting. Yes. Right in the way!
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There's no-one here!
You want Malcolm. Then TELL Malcolm!
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Is it any wonder the Humber Bridge
was such a marvel of British running over budget ?!
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You have to PAY to go over.
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Fancy the planners having the
confidence to believe that people would PAY to go to Lincolnshire.
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Maybe they're paying to get OUT.
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No point in pressing that.
It's on the blink. Are you Malcolm?
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That is NOT a nice thing
to say to anybody!
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MALCOLM !! GET YOUR BUTT IN 'ERE !
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What do you want?
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Sorry if we've dragged you
out of charm school (!)
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Careful!
He'll put you in detention!
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I understand this is ready.
I've called for THIS.
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He could have done
with a few detentions.
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I must get Nora Batty
to keep me in detention.
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I'd sooner have the stick.
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You've got no soul, Norman.
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It's a special item I've had made.
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Oh! Special Items. You want Wilf!
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No wonder your bell doesn't work!
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Nearly there. Within a Wilf.
Tha's nearly cracked it, lad.
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I'm alright. I'm quite calm.
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A headmaster has to learn
to smile even when...
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Hanging by a thread!
Never going to work, was it?
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I won't let them mend
my reading glasses.
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Wouldn't let 'em mend my trousers.
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I'd let ANYONE mend your trousers!
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Are you, er...SURE about this?
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Different, isn't it? That it is.
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Now I hope my innovations
won't be copied.
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I can safely promise you that.
Nobody's going to copy THIS !
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Good! You've got too much motor!
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I like a good reserve of POWER !
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Take...very good care...of this.
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Hey up!
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FAR too much motor!
You just wait and see!
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Come along!
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You see how worried the man was
about "too much motor" ?!
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They're all like that.
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Good sound craftsmen,
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but they don't understand
the creative mind.
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You want to watch things like
the creative mind. Remember the Gillespies of Watson Street?
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Vaguely.
Their Wallace had a creative mind.
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Fell among window-dressers.
Made it his career.
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Was last seen in Manchester
wearing a bow tie. It was very sad.
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Bow tie? That's right.
Wally Gillespie? Correct.
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Terrible shame that.
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It was their Arnold
I felt sorry for. Why?
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It fell to him as the eldest
to break it to his mother that their Wally was wearing a bow tie.
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She never smiled again.
Well, you wouldn't, would you?
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Mind you, she never smiled much
before either.
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A mother's instinct.
Maybe she had a premonition. About her son wearing a bow tie?
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A mother always fears these things.
What nonse... Me mam was a worrier.
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She worried your father.
He wasn't around long.
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She used to look at me through
the smoke from her Woodbine
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and warn me to be careful
about me back.
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And I promised her.
You're just bone idle!
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But on prescription! It's me back.
You don't WANT to help me?
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Carrying things?
It's not very interesting.
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You just so remind me of someone
BORN for carrying things.
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Listen, tutti-frutti, I'm NOT !!
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You're right. I shouldn't assume
things like that.
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I should be prepared
to share the simpler work more.
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You carry it for a bit, Clegg!
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A specially-designed waste disposer.
So appropriate of our Seymour!
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Good old Seymour!
Guess who's got to plumb it in?
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It looks a bit chunky. I've given
you large reserves of power.
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I'm SURE we'll like that.
Plus an auto-reverse in case of jamming.
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Really? Auto-reverse?
Oh, that sounds nice, Wesley.
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Should anything get jammed,
this machine will automatically reverse and thus dislodge it.
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I DO love to build
in good safety margins.
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But I still have to plumb it in!
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Someone, not a million miles away,
at number 34, will be GREEN when she hears of this.
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And she'll hear about this
VERY soon!
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Get your blow-lamp!
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Why didn't you want to go inside?
She asked us in.
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When I'm in Edie's kitchen
she makes me feel like...er...
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a bacteria!
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I wonder if any wear
your kind of hat?
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I can feel her straining
to stop herself coming at me with a powerful cleanser!
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Interesting self-image you've got.
Nora Batty gave it to me straight.
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She said "Thee are not compatible
with the range of modern kitchen surfaces."
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Would you like to go through life
requiring no more than a wipe-down with a damp cloth?
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It don't sound like me, Norm.
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Just what I need!
Half a ton of waste disposer!
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Enjoying your present, Wesley?
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Comes in. Dumps it.
But guess who's got to plumb it in? "Let Wesley plumb it in!"
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It's ME she'll be nagging at
about the mess under her sink.
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Aye, she's a bit keen your Edie.
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They all have this dream, Wesley.
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The Phantom Plumber.
In and out without a trace.
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I blame Barbara Cartland.
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I know who my missus will blame.
ME.
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One greasy thumbprint and that's me
favourite pudding gone for 2 weeks!
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No! Not tha favourite pudding ?!
She would!
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I think that's wicked.
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And it's nothing to laugh at!
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Drink up. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
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I just hope he's not in charge
of our air defences! Who was he?
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Not Robin Hood, that's for sure.
It's Little Eli Thingummy. He's harmless. Harmless ?!
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It's just when he's had a few,
he sort of...loses touch with his glasses!
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Wally Batty!
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It is! It's Wally Batty!
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His distant vision seems alright.
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Look, who it is then! Ha ha!
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Wally Batty !
Eli?
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That's who it is! It's Eli!
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Well, I'll go to our house!
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It IS. It's Eli!
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Well, I think that's been
established then. It's Eli.
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I told you it were Eli.
Don't YOU start.
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Ha ha-ha ha !
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His distance vision is FINE.
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It's just when he gets close-to,
things go adrift.
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Never think they were
complete strangers!
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They were in the war together.
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No wonder we kept losing.
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Well...
I just hope that Eli was a sniper.
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He's alright at long distance
but I'd hate to be next to him in a bayonet fight.
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He and Wally used to race pigeons.
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But can he SEE pigeons?
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I can imagine him turning up
with a PARROT he's been training.
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Wondering why nobody
would breed with it!
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Convinced he's got
the FIRST talking pigeon!
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A talking, racing pigeon!
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Does it's own commentaries!
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Finally, on the night
before the big race,
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somebody has to come up to him,
take him to one side and TELL him.
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"Eli, there's something you ought
to know about that pigeon..."
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Drink up. Let's see how Wesley's
getting on with that plumbing.
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You can't NOT come in for one.
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I'd LOVE to.
Come ON then. Any OTHER time!
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What's up, Wal? She sent me out
for this new clothes-line.
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You've no time for a drink?
She's doing her washing.
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If this clothes-line's not up
when she gets outside...
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Say no more. I can come back...
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When the clothes-line is up.
They'll be shut!
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No problem! Leave it to Seymour!
I can organise a solution for you!
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Which one's Seymour?
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What if she comes out while
I'm putting the clothes-line up?
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Keep your goggles on. Everybody
looks the same in that outfit.
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Yeah. Stupid. You look terrific.
You look like you're just back from bombing Pearl Harbour.
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Think of the advantages.
You're helping Wally to have a drink with an old friend.
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And you can give US a lift
to Edie's. Can't wait (!)
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A lift to Edie's, eh?
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PARP-PARP
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Signal!
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PARP-PARP !
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Did tha see that wicked old lady
looking for some mugger to bash?
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I had my eyes shut!
Old ladies are very low on my list of things to open them for!
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He DRIVES like someone
with a bad back. I was improving!
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Not on MY side.
PARP-PARP !
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Right...
go and put up your clothes-line.
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We'll join you
when we've finished here.
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PARP-PARP !
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^
I'd like one in the cafe, so when I heard you were getting one...
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But I never realised
it was one of your Seymour's.
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He's very generous is our Seymour.
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Not very helpful, just generous!
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Have you got the joint tight? Yes.
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Nuts secure? Bog off, Seymour!
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That'll do, Wesley!
Don't take that attitude when we have guests!
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Aren't you distantly related to
them Munsells in Catherine Street?
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So distant I'm surprised it shows.
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Your mother was a Gledhill!
Oh, I'd almost forgotten that!
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There's some Gledhills
in them new bungalows down Walker's Bank. Two ladies.
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- I'd love a bungalow.
- The kitchens aren't very big.
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I would.
I'd REALLY love a new bungalow.
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The nearest I've got
is our Milburn, who is built not unlike a bungalow.
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I prefer the LARGER kitchen
because without the larger kitchen,
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it may seem pretentious
to be installing one of those.
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Oops... Wesley! Try and keep
your big feet off that table leg!
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^
Move the table!
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Trust a man to take
that attitude (!)
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Come on, I'll help you!
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00:23:00,938 --> 00:23:05,918
You've probably got cousins
down Nether Thong way.
231
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:11,278
How long are you planning
to be under that sink?
232
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You feel so vulnerable
when your furniture's in disarray.
233
00:23:16,098 --> 00:23:18,758
We've nearly finished. WE ?!
234
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Then I will empty the contents
of your bin into your sink and we shall see what we shall see.
235
00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:29,478
Down my sink ?!
You'll be AMAZED !
236
00:23:29,478 --> 00:23:31,598
I bet she will!
237
00:23:50,918 --> 00:23:55,358
Keep it tight!
I don't want me nets on the floor.
238
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:02,178
I hope you got a good one!
239
00:24:02,178 --> 00:24:04,278
Top quality?
240
00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:09,638
You can't skimp on clothes-lines.
241
00:24:16,078 --> 00:24:19,098
That's it. She's ready this end.
242
00:24:19,098 --> 00:24:23,078
Now step on there
and don't move a muscle.
243
00:24:32,258 --> 00:24:33,778
Ready?
244
00:24:33,778 --> 00:24:38,838
If I'd known you were going
to be sifting through my waste bin,
245
00:24:38,838 --> 00:24:43,398
I would have arranged a tidier bin!
Nonsense, Edith!
246
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:50,358
I have confidence enough
in my machine to take ANY kitchen waste...
247
00:24:51,498 --> 00:24:57,238
Here, Cleggy, start poking it down
the sink when I give the signal.
248
00:24:57,238 --> 00:25:03,838
Only don't get your fingers in...
I was happier standing on the newspaper.
249
00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:07,938
We don't get much waste
for a cafe.
250
00:25:07,938 --> 00:25:16,018
Our Milburn wops up everything
edible. If he could digest bones we wouldn't need a waste disposer.
251
00:25:16,018 --> 00:25:19,598
Are we ready then...? Here we go.
252
00:25:27,558 --> 00:25:29,198
SILENCE
253
00:25:32,858 --> 00:25:37,018
MOTOR STARTS
It's coming! It's coming!
254
00:25:37,018 --> 00:25:39,558
GETS LOUDER
255
00:25:44,258 --> 00:25:48,158
I CAN TONE THE NOISE DOWN LATER !
256
00:25:50,018 --> 00:25:53,798
A TEMPORARY CONDITION. IT'LL PASS !
257
00:25:55,398 --> 00:25:58,518
THE NOISE SETTLES
258
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:10,438
GULPING NOISE
259
00:26:15,898 --> 00:26:18,358
S-C-R-U-N-C-H !
260
00:26:22,478 --> 00:26:25,398
WHINING NOISE
261
00:26:25,398 --> 00:26:28,958
Demonstration completed!
262
00:26:32,198 --> 00:26:34,078
It worked!
263
00:26:38,878 --> 00:26:42,878
Inclined to impudence,
my brother-in-law.
264
00:26:42,878 --> 00:26:45,418
Of COURSE it worked!
265
00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:50,478
I shall have to cut the noise.
Otherwise it was a triumph.
266
00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:55,518
Yes, I should tone it down.
It must have worried the Russians.
267
00:26:55,518 --> 00:27:01,878
Magnificent machine!
Bones and tins went through like jelly babies!
268
00:27:01,878 --> 00:27:04,878
I hope none of the bones were mine.
269
00:27:08,138 --> 00:27:13,198
Hold 'em up! Hold 'em up! I don't
want 'em trailing on the floor!
270
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:24,198
Have you lost your tongue?
Taken a vow of silence, have you?
271
00:27:24,198 --> 00:27:31,238
Don't you start sulking with me.
If you've something on your mind, let's have it cleared up.
272
00:27:31,238 --> 00:27:35,698
Inside! Not out here!
We'll discuss it inside.
273
00:27:35,698 --> 00:27:40,678
Except for emergencies I think
it's common to be shouting out here!
274
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A-A-A-A-G-H !!
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