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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:04,320 This is me, Dick Strawbridge, my wife, Angel, 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,360 and our two children in our glorious French chateau. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,640 and our two children in our glorious French chateau. 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,680 We haven't ever regretted what we've done. 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:09,920 We haven't ever regretted what we've done. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,960 It is so worth it. 7 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,000 We moved here three years ago to follow our dream 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:14,320 We moved here three years ago to follow our dream 9 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,360 of living life in our very own castle. 10 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:16,640 of living life in our very own castle. 11 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,800 SHE LAUGHS 12 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,280 Oh, my God! 13 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,560 But it's not been easy. 14 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,600 I think I'm a bit too old for this. 15 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,120 I think I'm a bit too old for this. 16 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,160 As dozens of other Brits know only too well. 17 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,400 As dozens of other Brits know only too well. 18 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,480 Oops. 19 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,240 Floor needs replacing as well. 20 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,560 HE LAUGHS 21 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,600 Because it turns out we're not the only ex-pats who have bought a French chateau. 22 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,640 Because it turns out we're not the only ex-pats who have bought a French chateau. 23 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,280 Because it turns out we're not the only ex-pats who have bought a French chateau. 24 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,320 Wow! Absolutely love it. 25 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:37,560 Wow! Absolutely love it. 26 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,600 25-year-old Bordeaux! 27 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:39,880 25-year-old Bordeaux! 28 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,120 Mother lode! 29 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,160 In this series, we'll reveal how we're running 30 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:43,400 In this series, we'll reveal how we're running 31 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,840 our chateau as a business. 32 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,880 There's nothing about making sausages that I don't find humorous. 33 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,560 There's nothing about making sausages that I don't find humorous. 34 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,600 I'm still finding things that I haven't seen. 35 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:49,920 I'm still finding things that I haven't seen. 36 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,960 And see how these daring Brits are running theirs. 37 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,720 And see how these daring Brits are running theirs. 38 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,000 Oh, whoa, whoa... 39 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 This place is done up! 40 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,680 As they face the ups... 41 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,280 It's really beautiful. 42 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,320 This is a rare moment, but I'm genuinely at peace. 43 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,360 This is a rare moment, but I'm genuinely at peace. 44 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:03,600 This is a rare moment, but I'm genuinely at peace. 45 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,560 ..and downs... 46 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,720 Erm... 47 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,720 I-It's a lot worse than it looks. 48 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,760 ..of the their new lives in these crumbling and magnificent buildings. 49 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,440 ..of the their new lives in these crumbling and magnificent buildings. 50 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,480 It is a bit of a fancy living in a French chateau. 51 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:13,800 It is a bit of a fancy living in a French chateau. 52 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,840 We might have a few problems on the way, but... 53 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:16,160 We might have a few problems on the way, but... 54 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,200 ..that's part of life, isn't it? Yeah. 55 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:18,360 ..that's part of life, isn't it? Yeah. 56 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,560 Today... 57 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,600 Stop it. Get away! 58 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:22,840 Stop it. Get away! 59 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,880 It's fun and games at one chateau, 60 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:25,200 It's fun and games at one chateau, 61 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,240 as it's prepared for the arrival of its investors. 62 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:27,760 as it's prepared for the arrival of its investors. 63 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,800 We need to get on top of it, get on top of the goats. 64 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,120 We need to get on top of it, get on top of the goats. 65 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,160 Until the investors actually arrive, that is. 66 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:33,960 Until the investors actually arrive, that is. 67 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,000 I was amazed how anti people were. 68 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,320 I was amazed how anti people were. 69 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,360 I wasn't expecting quite the backlash. 70 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,280 I wasn't expecting quite the backlash. 71 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,160 It's a mad rush for one couple 72 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,200 setting up an anniversary party at their chateau. 73 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:43,720 setting up an anniversary party at their chateau. 74 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,760 Loads of nails fell into that sink... Don't care! 75 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,200 Loads of nails fell into that sink... Don't care! 76 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,240 Just exhausted, really. 77 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:48,720 Just exhausted, really. 78 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,760 And a single mum struggles to get her chateau ready 79 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:51,160 And a single mum struggles to get her chateau ready 80 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,200 for a visit from the local mayor. I'm rushing. 81 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,160 for a visit from the local mayor. I'm rushing. 82 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,200 Thinking about Louis. Gravity. 83 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:56,560 Thinking about Louis. Gravity. 84 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,520 Stay! 85 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,560 The beautiful Chateau de Jalesnes. 86 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,240 It's managed by couple Michael and Jonathan. 87 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:07,720 It's managed by couple Michael and Jonathan. 88 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,760 JONATHAN: We were civilly partnered five years ago. 89 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,800 JONATHAN: We were civilly partnered five years ago. 90 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,240 JONATHAN: We were civilly partnered five years ago. 91 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,280 On a very joyful occasion 92 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:14,920 On a very joyful occasion 93 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,960 with all our family and friends. 94 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:17,280 with all our family and friends. 95 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,320 And everything was going great. 96 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,960 And everything was going great. 97 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,840 Then we decided to buy a chateau! 98 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,600 They bought it for £750,000 four years ago. 99 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,200 They bought it for £750,000 four years ago. 100 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,240 And, with the help of investors, have transformed it 101 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:30,680 And, with the help of investors, have transformed it 102 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,720 into what it is today. 103 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,240 into what it is today. 104 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,280 It was great, it was fantastic, but then it all started to unravel. 105 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,320 It was great, it was fantastic, but then it all started to unravel. 106 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:37,640 It was great, it was fantastic, but then it all started to unravel. 107 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,000 We knew we were taking a risk, 108 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,040 we didn't think it was going to be this big a risk. 109 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:41,280 we didn't think it was going to be this big a risk. 110 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,000 Located in the Pays de la Loire, 111 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,040 the chateau hasn't been make being money. 112 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:45,440 the chateau hasn't been make being money. 113 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,480 If they can't make it pay for itself by the end of summer, 114 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,200 If they can't make it pay for itself by the end of summer, 115 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,600 they may have to quit. 116 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,560 This is our home - it's all we've got. 117 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,520 Everything we have is now invested in this. 118 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,560 So, we haven't got a fall-back option. 119 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:55,840 So, we haven't got a fall-back option. 120 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,680 All our eggs are in one basket. 121 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,720 And over the next few days, these eggs could be under threat. 122 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,760 And over the next few days, these eggs could be under threat. 123 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,000 And over the next few days, these eggs could be under threat. 124 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,040 The investors' week is coming up. 125 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:04,600 The investors' week is coming up. 126 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,640 They can vote us out just as easily as they voted us in. 127 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,960 They can vote us out just as easily as they voted us in. 128 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,000 Michael and I could lose our jobs - it's as simple as that. 129 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,640 Michael and I could lose our jobs - it's as simple as that. 130 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,840 So, Michael and Jonathan have a plan for the chateau's banqueting hall 131 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,240 So, Michael and Jonathan have a plan for the chateau's banqueting hall 132 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,280 that they hope will please the investors. 133 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:18,640 that they hope will please the investors. 134 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,680 We ordered some artwork and... 135 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,000 We ordered some artwork and... 136 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,320 HE LAUGHS 137 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,360 ..they delivered it to the farm next door. 138 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:24,840 ..they delivered it to the farm next door. 139 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,880 So, the farmer's kindly said that he'll bring it round here. 140 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,640 So, the farmer's kindly said that he'll bring it round here. 141 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,680 They're hoping this artwork will make the chateau more appealing 142 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,560 They're hoping this artwork will make the chateau more appealing 143 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,600 to prospective wedding clients and, in turn, the investors. We had some feedbacks from brides 144 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,480 to prospective wedding clients and, in turn, the investors. We had some feedbacks from brides 145 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,520 who visited the place saying it looks a bit of a blank canvas. 146 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,040 who visited the place saying it looks a bit of a blank canvas. 147 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,080 It's hard for them to visualise what it's going to look like. 148 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:40,640 It's hard for them to visualise what it's going to look like. 149 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,760 Oh, look! 150 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,800 He has brought it on a fork lift truck! 151 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,280 He has brought it on a fork lift truck! 152 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,320 Oh, no! Oh, my God, is it hitting the ground? 153 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:49,600 Oh, no! Oh, my God, is it hitting the ground? 154 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,520 Oh, my... 155 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,560 How much did you say that's worth? Ten grand. 156 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,040 How much did you say that's worth? Ten grand. 157 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,640 They're worth ten grand, but thrifty Jonathan actually got them for five. 158 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,320 They're worth ten grand, but thrifty Jonathan actually got them for five. 159 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,360 It's crucial they aren't damaged. 160 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:01,680 It's crucial they aren't damaged. 161 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,160 Only in France! 162 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,120 Fantastic. 163 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,960 Try and get that through the letterbox! 164 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,200 That's all right, he can see it, he can see it! 165 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,240 Superb! 166 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,240 Merci! 167 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,600 THEY SPEAK FRENCH 168 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,000 Inside are 20 reproductions of famous French-themed paintings. 169 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,040 Inside are 20 reproductions of famous French-themed paintings. 170 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:28,280 Inside are 20 reproductions of famous French-themed paintings. 171 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,720 Most of them by French artists. 172 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,760 JONATHAN LAUGHS 173 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,280 JONATHAN LAUGHS 174 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,320 I'm so excited! SINGING: I just can't hide it! 175 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,000 I'm so excited! SINGING: I just can't hide it! 176 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,040 I've never spent this much money. If you imagine going to the January sales... 177 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,080 I've never spent this much money. If you imagine going to the January sales... 178 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:39,320 I've never spent this much money. If you imagine going to the January sales... 179 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,800 ..with ten grand in your pocket, 180 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,320 that's how excited I am. 181 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,720 I've never spent that much money! 182 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,760 Never. Bought a house once. 183 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:46,080 Never. Bought a house once. 184 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,120 Yeah, but no, that's a paper transaction, isn't it? 185 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:48,520 Yeah, but no, that's a paper transaction, isn't it? 186 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,560 What are you doing?! Hang on. You're ahead of me again. You have got to go this way. 187 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,440 What are you doing?! Hang on. You're ahead of me again. You have got to go this way. 188 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,400 No. I want... It's nails this way. 189 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,360 Come on, come on. 190 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,160 I just want to see the top one. 191 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,200 Seen it! 192 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,240 Stop it! 193 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,960 Get away! 194 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,000 You're so horrible! 195 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,320 You're so horrible! 196 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,720 Now, I want to see what they're like. 197 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,120 Oh, my God! 198 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,360 Pull it off. 199 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,040 Shall we be a little bit more delicate? 200 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,080 No, no, no, go, go, go, go! 201 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:14,320 No, no, no, go, go, go, go! 202 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,880 Take it, take it, take it, take it! 203 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,000 Oh, my God! 204 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,480 I want to put it somewhere. 205 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,520 Absolutely... 206 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,440 ..magnificent! 207 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,480 These are digital restorations of original. 208 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,320 These are digital restorations of original. 209 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,360 Now, we need to get these into the banqueting hall. 210 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,640 Now, we need to get these into the banqueting hall. 211 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,280 I can take two. 212 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,320 Tomorrow, they start the task of putting them up. 213 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:40,480 Tomorrow, they start the task of putting them up. 214 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,880 Two and a half hours' drive north-west of Jonathan and Michael 215 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,560 Two and a half hours' drive north-west of Jonathan and Michael 216 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,600 is another chateau - Chateau du Bailleul. 217 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,000 is another chateau - Chateau du Bailleul. 218 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,040 It's the splendid home of husband and wife 219 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:51,280 It's the splendid home of husband and wife 220 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,320 Phillip and Angelina Bailey-Smith. 221 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:53,760 Phillip and Angelina Bailey-Smith. 222 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,800 There wasn't an argument. I said, "We're going to live here in a chateau in France." 223 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,000 There wasn't an argument. I said, "We're going to live here in a chateau in France." 224 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,360 She goes, "All right". 225 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,400 It was literally like that. No, it wasn't like, "All right". It was like, "Yeah, yeah! 226 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,280 It was literally like that. No, it wasn't like, "All right". It was like, "Yeah, yeah! 227 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,320 "I want it, I want it. Call them now, I want it, I'm signing". 228 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,240 "I want it, I want it. Call them now, I want it, I'm signing". 229 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,280 They're renting this 17th century place 230 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:08,760 They're renting this 17th century place 231 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,800 in the Pay de la Loire region of northern France 232 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,560 in the Pay de la Loire region of northern France 233 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,640 to try their hand at chateau life, 234 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,680 before deciding whether or not to buy their own. 235 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,640 before deciding whether or not to buy their own. 236 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,680 To me, the dream of living in a chateau and making it pay for itself 237 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,360 To me, the dream of living in a chateau and making it pay for itself 238 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,400 is alive and well and I couldn't genuinely think of living back in London now. 239 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,440 is alive and well and I couldn't genuinely think of living back in London now. 240 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:24,720 is alive and well and I couldn't genuinely think of living back in London now. 241 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,760 Just... I couldn't. 242 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:27,080 Just... I couldn't. 243 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,120 As a first step to starting an events business at the chateau, 244 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,280 As a first step to starting an events business at the chateau, 245 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,320 Phil and Angelina have taking on the challenge of hosting a 50th wedding anniversary party. 246 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,360 Phil and Angelina have taking on the challenge of hosting a 50th wedding anniversary party. 247 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,160 Phil and Angelina have taking on the challenge of hosting a 50th wedding anniversary party. 248 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,200 Over the last eight weeks, they've cleared the grounds... 249 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,560 Over the last eight weeks, they've cleared the grounds... 250 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,840 ..built a bar... 251 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,000 ..and even a bridge. 252 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,040 Last one's yours, fella. 253 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,960 With a little help from yours truly. 254 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,960 Well done! 255 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,920 Now, the big day has finally arrived. 256 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:54,720 Now, the big day has finally arrived. 257 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,760 It looks stunning. Really, really stunning. 258 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:57,080 It looks stunning. Really, really stunning. 259 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,120 And Phil and Angelina, joined by a few local helpers, 260 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,320 And Phil and Angelina, joined by a few local helpers, 261 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,360 are working flat out to get the chateau ready 262 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:02,680 are working flat out to get the chateau ready 263 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,720 before the 50th anniversary couple arrive in two hours' time. 264 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,760 before the 50th anniversary couple arrive in two hours' time. 265 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,000 before the 50th anniversary couple arrive in two hours' time. 266 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,040 Phil, I'm just a bit worried about 267 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:09,280 Phil, I'm just a bit worried about 268 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,320 the amount of glitter ribbon. 269 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:11,720 the amount of glitter ribbon. 270 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,280 I just don't think I have enough. 271 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,400 With 60 guests expected, 272 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:16,720 With 60 guests expected, 273 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,760 Phil wants to make sure the way to the party is well sign-posted. 274 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,000 Phil wants to make sure the way to the party is well sign-posted. 275 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,040 It's a bit stressful, if you park in the wrong place, 276 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:22,280 It's a bit stressful, if you park in the wrong place, 277 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,600 French neighbours shouting, 278 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,680 "Why are you parking in my driveway?" And... 279 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,720 "This isn't a party - this is my house." It's going to be a little bit embarrassing, 280 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,920 "This isn't a party - this is my house." It's going to be a little bit embarrassing, 281 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,960 it's also a bit stressful for the start of the party. 282 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,280 it's also a bit stressful for the start of the party. 283 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,320 We need to make a sign that's nice and clear for all the visitors. 284 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,800 We need to make a sign that's nice and clear for all the visitors. 285 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,840 So, we found a beautiful frame 286 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,680 So, we found a beautiful frame 287 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,720 that I bought, I think it's stunning. 288 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,040 that I bought, I think it's stunning. 289 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,760 Really full of character. Very "chateau-y". 290 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,720 Do you have a pencil? No, I don't. 291 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,760 You have measuring tape? I... 292 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:46,080 You have measuring tape? I... 293 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,120 Inside, I think. I'll go and get the ruler. 294 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:48,520 Inside, I think. I'll go and get the ruler. 295 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,560 No, no, I don't need the ruler, I need pencil. 296 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:50,920 No, no, I don't need the ruler, I need pencil. 297 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,960 Yeah, but I need straight lines. Oh, yeah, you get the ruler... 298 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:53,480 Yeah, but I need straight lines. Oh, yeah, you get the ruler... 299 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,520 SHE GROANS A pencil will be helpful. Thanks! 300 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,640 SHE GROANS A pencil will be helpful. Thanks! 301 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,680 The pressure's starting to take its toll. 302 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,600 The pressure's starting to take its toll. 303 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,640 I'm going to pull one of these out, give me two seconds to cut this first, thank you. OK. 304 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,360 I'm going to pull one of these out, give me two seconds to cut this first, thank you. OK. 305 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,000 Put your hands on that. 306 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,680 Like that, OK? Sorry, Philly. 307 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,000 Yes. 308 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,640 The arrow is left for the party... Yes, that's right. 309 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:11,960 The arrow is left for the party... Yes, that's right. 310 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,000 ..the arrow is right for the party. I know about that arrow! 311 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,320 ..the arrow is right for the party. I know about that arrow! 312 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,120 Oh, my God, I just want to kill you now. 313 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,160 Never argue with a man with power tools. 314 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:18,560 Never argue with a man with power tools. 315 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,600 I've got to go off and get tables and chairs - which shows me how far behind I am, because it means, 316 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,640 I've got to go off and get tables and chairs - which shows me how far behind I am, because it means, 317 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,040 I've got to go off and get tables and chairs - which shows me how far behind I am, because it means, 318 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,080 once furniture starts to arrive, it's happening, isn't it? 319 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,040 once furniture starts to arrive, it's happening, isn't it? 320 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,080 It is not a case of, "Uh-oh, I can get away with this". 321 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:29,400 It is not a case of, "Uh-oh, I can get away with this". 322 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,720 Bye. Ciao. 323 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,880 Today's Phil and Angelina's own first wedding anniversary, 324 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,360 Today's Phil and Angelina's own first wedding anniversary, 325 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,400 but there's no time to celebrate. 326 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:38,640 but there's no time to celebrate. 327 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,880 If today doesn't go well, 328 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,920 they may have to give up their dream of a chateau life. 329 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:42,360 they may have to give up their dream of a chateau life. 330 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,400 It's at the back of your mind, you're like, "If I don't do it now, 331 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,120 It's at the back of your mind, you're like, "If I don't do it now, 332 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,160 "and get it right... 333 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,200 "Should we carry on this sort of thing? 334 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:49,640 "Should we carry on this sort of thing? 335 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:50,760 "Or shouldn't we"? 336 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,800 These are the tables and chairs. 337 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,320 These are the tables and chairs. 338 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,360 There won't be enough to seat everybody, 339 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:55,760 There won't be enough to seat everybody, 340 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,800 but not everyone will eat at the same time. It's quite an informal affair they want in the evening. 341 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,320 but not everyone will eat at the same time. It's quite an informal affair they want in the evening. 342 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,560 Never-ending! 343 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,600 I hope they appreciate it come the end of it. 344 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:02,760 I hope they appreciate it come the end of it. 345 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:06,800 Typical! 346 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,400 It's not glamorous, this, sometimes. 347 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,560 It's just hard graft. 348 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,600 We're doing it on a shoestring budget to try to start a business, 349 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,240 We're doing it on a shoestring budget to try to start a business, 350 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,960 to see if it works on as little as possible. 351 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,000 So, we're doing ten people's jobs. 352 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:16,760 So, we're doing ten people's jobs. 353 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,800 Seating sorted, that's one more job done. 354 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,080 Seating sorted, that's one more job done. 355 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,120 But Phil's got plenty more on his plate. 356 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:23,600 But Phil's got plenty more on his plate. 357 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,640 We get it 75% right, 358 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,200 We get it 75% right, 359 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,840 we can carry on with this business. 360 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,680 If we make a mess of this today, 361 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,720 you're not cut out for that certain thing. 362 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:32,040 you're not cut out for that certain thing. 363 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,080 And you know what? Now I've thought about that, I can feel the pressure. 364 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,280 And you know what? Now I've thought about that, I can feel the pressure. 365 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,600 It's proving to be one of the hottest days of year. 366 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,520 It's proving to be one of the hottest days of year. 367 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,240 Perfect for the party. 368 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,840 Less so for Angelina. 369 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,480 Because of scale of the place, 370 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,520 it's impossible - you end up running 1,000 metres one way 371 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,560 it's impossible - you end up running 1,000 metres one way 372 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,600 and then 1,000 another and you're just exhausted, really. 373 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,280 and then 1,000 another and you're just exhausted, really. 374 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,120 Well, I am, now. I'm sweating. 375 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,320 Look at me - Sweaty Betty! 376 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,120 There's now just two hours until the clients are due to arrive. 377 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,000 There's now just two hours until the clients are due to arrive. 378 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,040 And Phil seems to have forgotten his most pressing job of all. 379 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:01,440 And Phil seems to have forgotten his most pressing job of all. 380 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,560 Toilets need to be cleared off. 381 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:05,800 Toilets need to be cleared off. 382 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,720 Yeah... 383 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,240 It's about, what, 11? 384 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,360 It's... 385 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,400 I still haven't quite finished the toilets. 386 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:12,720 I still haven't quite finished the toilets. 387 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,040 Unbelievably, after eight weeks to prepare for this event, 388 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,640 Unbelievably, after eight weeks to prepare for this event, 389 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,680 Phil still hasn't sorted out the abomination 390 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,320 Phil still hasn't sorted out the abomination 391 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,080 that is the guests' toilet. 392 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,800 Just over 100 miles south-east, 393 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,240 Just over 100 miles south-east, 394 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,280 Alan, one of the volunteers at Chateau de Jalesnes, 395 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:29,640 Alan, one of the volunteers at Chateau de Jalesnes, 396 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,440 is helping Michael and Jonathan 397 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,480 put up the newly-acquired artwork in the banquet hall. 398 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,720 put up the newly-acquired artwork in the banquet hall. 399 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,520 The first part is all about measuring it out and getting it levels. 400 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,880 The first part is all about measuring it out and getting it levels. 401 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,920 So, then hopefully, by the end of today, we shall have all of the... 402 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:44,520 So, then hopefully, by the end of today, we shall have all of the... 403 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,160 ..all of those up. 404 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,200 Knowing Jonathan, everything's going to be... 405 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,240 Knowing Jonathan, everything's going to be... 406 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,280 ..spot-on perfect, measured to within a millimetre. 407 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:51,920 ..spot-on perfect, measured to within a millimetre. 408 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,960 So, I reckon the biggest challenge will be getting Jonathan happy. 409 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,680 So, I reckon the biggest challenge will be getting Jonathan happy. 410 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,720 Michael knows his partner well, because one hour later... 411 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,720 Michael knows his partner well, because one hour later... 412 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,880 How's it going, Al? Oh, blimey! 413 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,400 Alan's let me down a little bit, 414 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,440 cos he's not centred this picture 415 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,120 cos he's not centred this picture 416 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,160 and I've got a good eight inches on one side 417 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:13,960 and I've got a good eight inches on one side 418 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,000 and a good three inches on the other. 419 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 and a good three inches on the other. 420 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,040 Shall I mark the rest of your work while I'm here? 421 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:19,280 Shall I mark the rest of your work while I'm here? 422 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,080 And what did you have in mind here, Alan? 423 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:23,320 And what did you have in mind here, Alan? 424 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,360 Just for my amusement? 425 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:25,920 Just for my amusement? 426 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,960 After a bit more tweaking, Jonathan is happy. 427 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,560 After a bit more tweaking, Jonathan is happy. 428 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,960 But will Michael be? 429 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,000 Michael will not... 430 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,440 Michael will not... 431 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,480 He'll just come in and grunt at it and say, 432 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:35,880 He'll just come in and grunt at it and say, 433 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,920 "It seems a lot of money to pay for a poster". 434 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,400 "It seems a lot of money to pay for a poster". 435 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,000 MICHAEL CHUCKLES 436 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:44,240 MICHAEL CHUCKLES 437 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,280 What are you laughing for? 438 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,320 It's done, isn't it? No, they look good! 439 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,280 It's done, isn't it? No, they look good! 440 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,040 Why were you laughing? 441 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,080 This is a lot of nudity, isn't it? 442 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:53,440 This is a lot of nudity, isn't it? 443 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,880 Is that all you were laughing at? 444 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,920 Yeah. I cope with it if it's just the nudity. 445 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,680 Yeah. I cope with it if it's just the nudity. 446 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,080 They're cool. 447 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,720 They're brilliant. 448 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,720 They're big! 449 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,760 Oh, these look brilliant. These are good. 450 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:05,080 Oh, these look brilliant. These are good. 451 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,120 And who's she? She's Madam Pompadour. 452 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,280 And who's she? She's Madam Pompadour. 453 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,320 And why is Madam Pompadour famous? I know the name. 454 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,000 And why is Madam Pompadour famous? I know the name. 455 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,040 She was the mistress of Louis the... 456 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:13,280 She was the mistress of Louis the... 457 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,960 SPEAKS GIBBERISH 458 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,000 Yeah, you've done all right. 459 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,600 Yeah, you've done all right. 460 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,640 You cheeky... No! 461 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:19,960 You cheeky... No! 462 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,000 I like them. I like them a lot. Good. 463 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,840 I like them. I like them a lot. Good. 464 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,400 Yeah, I do. 465 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,200 I'm happy, he's happy... 466 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,440 No row. 467 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,480 Which I thought was coming. 468 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:29,720 Which I thought was coming. 469 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,200 They're both happy. 470 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,240 The question is will the investors be 471 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:33,560 The question is will the investors be 472 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,600 when they arrive in just two days' time? 473 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,000 when they arrive in just two days' time? 474 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,040 Coming up - the investors are coming. 475 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:39,400 Coming up - the investors are coming. 476 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,440 We've now got three investors all arriving at the same time. 477 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,640 We've now got three investors all arriving at the same time. 478 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,680 It'll just turn into a complete mess. 479 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,080 It'll just turn into a complete mess. 480 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,760 With the party hours away, 481 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,800 Phil thinks he has bitten off more than he can chew. 482 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,040 Phil thinks he has bitten off more than he can chew. 483 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,320 How do I do this? 484 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,360 This is an absolute nightmare! 485 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,080 This is an absolute nightmare! 486 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,120 And one woman struggles to do it herself. 487 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:56,640 And one woman struggles to do it herself. 488 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,680 What a mess! 489 00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:58,920 What a mess! 490 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,600 It shouldn't be dripping like that. 491 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:09,250 Chateau du Masgelier. 492 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,610 The 13 bedroom Chateau du Masgelier. 493 00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,650 Parts of it date back to 1174. It has medieval dungeons, 494 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,690 Parts of it date back to 1174. It has medieval dungeons, 495 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:15,010 Parts of it date back to 1174. It has medieval dungeons, 496 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:17,050 a chapel and a 14 bedroom coach house, now run as a holiday home. 497 00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:19,090 a chapel and a 14 bedroom coach house, now run as a holiday home. 498 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:19,930 a chapel and a 14 bedroom coach house, now run as a holiday home. 499 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,970 It is all owned, run and being restored by single mum Fiona Jones. 500 00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:24,010 It is all owned, run and being restored by single mum Fiona Jones. 501 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:24,370 It is all owned, run and being restored by single mum Fiona Jones. 502 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,010 Oh, it was the best thing I did. 503 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,730 Wouldn't want to live anywhere else. 504 00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,610 Slap bang in the heart of France, 505 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,650 she and her son live here in the upstairs floor 506 00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:32,970 she and her son live here in the upstairs floor 507 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,010 whilst slowly renovating the rest of the Chateau, 508 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:35,410 whilst slowly renovating the rest of the Chateau, 509 00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:37,450 with a goal of eventually running the restored area as B&B alongside the holiday home. 510 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,490 with a goal of eventually running the restored area as B&B alongside the holiday home. 511 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:40,290 with a goal of eventually running the restored area as B&B alongside the holiday home. 512 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,330 If only you had thumbs, you could help me. 513 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:43,370 If only you had thumbs, you could help me. 514 00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:45,410 This year she is focused on the first floor, and this dining room is the last room to do. 515 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,450 This year she is focused on the first floor, and this dining room is the last room to do. 516 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:47,850 This year she is focused on the first floor, and this dining room is the last room to do. 517 00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:49,890 I have not found that one room here has just been simple. 518 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:50,730 I have not found that one room here has just been simple. 519 00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,410 In one week she is throwing a party for the mayor and local community in attempt to start promoting the B&B. 520 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:56,450 In one week she is throwing a party for the mayor and local community in attempt to start promoting the B&B. 521 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:58,170 In one week she is throwing a party for the mayor and local community in attempt to start promoting the B&B. 522 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,410 The pressure is on now. 523 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:01,450 It's a big job, this room, to complete. 524 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:01,770 It's a big job, this room, to complete. 525 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,810 She has plastered the room and primed it ready for decorating. 526 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,130 She has plastered the room and primed it ready for decorating. 527 00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:09,610 Today's jobs are wallpapering and filling in the problematic gaps between 528 00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:10,810 Today's jobs are wallpapering and filling in the problematic gaps between 529 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:11,930 the ceiling beams. 530 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,130 I'm having a lot of problems with bats, mice. 531 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:17,170 I'm having a lot of problems with bats, mice. 532 00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:17,770 I'm having a lot of problems with bats, mice. 533 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,810 What is actually happening is, the bats are getting in through all the 534 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:21,850 What is actually happening is, the bats are getting in through all the 535 00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:22,170 What is actually happening is, the bats are getting in through all the 536 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,210 tiny little gaps in between the beams here. 537 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,010 tiny little gaps in between the beams here. 538 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,050 My idea, I'm going to attempt... 539 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,010 My idea, I'm going to attempt... 540 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,250 I think this will work. 541 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,290 ..to spray foam all the way through there 542 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:31,970 ..to spray foam all the way through there 543 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:34,010 and then I'm going to varnish so it is at least sealed. 544 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:35,650 and then I'm going to varnish so it is at least sealed. 545 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,690 It will take a damned good mouse to chew through all of that. 546 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:38,490 It will take a damned good mouse to chew through all of that. 547 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,530 Right, here goes. 548 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:46,210 Hmm... 549 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,970 Gravity... Stay. 550 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,010 That doesn't look like it is a really filling the hole to me. 551 00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,570 That doesn't look like it is a really filling the hole to me. 552 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,610 What I will do is I will let the bigger areas just dry and then I will put some 553 00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,010 What I will do is I will let the bigger areas just dry and then I will put some 554 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:57,050 more foam and afterwards and just build it up in another layer, and that will be fine. 555 00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:59,090 more foam and afterwards and just build it up in another layer, and that will be fine. 556 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,730 more foam and afterwards and just build it up in another layer, and that will be fine. 557 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,770 What a mess. I have not used this product before, it is a lot softer. 558 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,810 What a mess. I have not used this product before, it is a lot softer. 559 00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:05,330 What a mess. I have not used this product before, it is a lot softer. 560 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,370 It shouldn't be dripping, like, not to this excess, it is a real mess. 561 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,410 It shouldn't be dripping, like, not to this excess, it is a real mess. 562 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:17,730 It shouldn't be dripping, like, not to this excess, it is a real mess. 563 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,770 Fiona is going to have to come up with another plan 564 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:20,330 Fiona is going to have to come up with another plan 565 00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,370 if she wants to finish this job in the time she has got. 566 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,170 if she wants to finish this job in the time she has got. 567 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,210 170 miles northwest, 568 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:26,210 170 miles northwest, 569 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,250 Chateau du Jalesnes' shareholders are coming today to see how their investment is doing. 570 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,290 Chateau du Jalesnes' shareholders are coming today to see how their investment is doing. 571 00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,090 Chateau du Jalesnes' shareholders are coming today to see how their investment is doing. 572 00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:33,130 Their visit ends with an annual general meeting or AGM. 573 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:34,730 Their visit ends with an annual general meeting or AGM. 574 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,770 The way the business has been going, it is likely to be a tough one. 575 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,890 The way the business has been going, it is likely to be a tough one. 576 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,050 Hello, have you had a good morning? 577 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:46,290 Hello, have you had a good morning? 578 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,410 GOATS BLEAT 579 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,250 One of them is goats. 580 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,930 What have you been doing? 581 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,970 Could you eat a little bit more for me, please? 582 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:53,130 Could you eat a little bit more for me, please? 583 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,570 Because they say you won't eat enough. 584 00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:57,090 Because they say you won't eat enough. 585 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,130 They hope the investors will like the clever idea 586 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,130 They hope the investors will like the clever idea 587 00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:02,170 to have a grass trimmed for almost no cost. 588 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:02,850 to have a grass trimmed for almost no cost. 589 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,890 Look at that! Somebody has been chucking the bloomin' breakfast out there for the goats. I 590 00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:06,930 Look at that! Somebody has been chucking the bloomin' breakfast out there for the goats. I 591 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:07,170 Look at that! Somebody has been chucking the bloomin' breakfast out there for the goats. I 592 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:08,210 didn't think that... 593 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,250 You shouldn't be feeding goats pizza, should you? 594 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:10,490 You shouldn't be feeding goats pizza, should you? 595 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,130 The other treat is a new paintings in the banquet hall. 596 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:15,130 The other treat is a new paintings in the banquet hall. 597 00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:17,170 It is definitely going to be a talking point, I reckon. 598 00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:18,730 It is definitely going to be a talking point, I reckon. 599 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,770 They will show the investors the paintings tomorrow, 600 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:21,130 They will show the investors the paintings tomorrow, 601 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:23,170 tonight they will wine and dine them. 602 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:23,490 tonight they will wine and dine them. 603 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:25,530 They've started to arrive earlier than expected. 604 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:26,450 They've started to arrive earlier than expected. 605 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,010 The meal starts at half... 606 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:29,770 Seven. It starts at seven. 607 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,650 Seven. So I'll go get the drinks ready as well. 608 00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,130 OK. So I'm going to get changed. 609 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,170 All right, meet you back here in ten? 610 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:35,410 All right, meet you back here in ten? 611 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,570 Done. 612 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,610 We've now got three investors all arriving at the same time. 613 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:39,810 We've now got three investors all arriving at the same time. 614 00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:41,850 And we have got to get the drinks ready for dinner tonight. 615 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:42,170 And we have got to get the drinks ready for dinner tonight. 616 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,210 They were supposed to be staggered 617 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:44,890 They were supposed to be staggered 618 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,930 but it will just turn into a complete mess. 619 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,290 but it will just turn into a complete mess. 620 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,450 PHONE RINGS 621 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,490 This is never-ending. 622 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:51,810 This is never-ending. 623 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,610 Oui, allo, Chateau du Jalesnes. 624 00:16:53,610 --> 00:16:55,650 It is not the best start. 625 00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:55,890 It is not the best start. 626 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,090 I hope tomorrow goes better. 627 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,370 100 miles northwest at Chateau Bayo, it is the day of the 50th wedding 628 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,410 100 miles northwest at Chateau Bayo, it is the day of the 50th wedding 629 00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:06,210 100 miles northwest at Chateau Bayo, it is the day of the 50th wedding 630 00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:08,250 anniversary party that Phil and Angelina Bailey Smith has spent the last two months preparing for. 631 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,290 anniversary party that Phil and Angelina Bailey Smith has spent the last two months preparing for. 632 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,210 anniversary party that Phil and Angelina Bailey Smith has spent the last two months preparing for. 633 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,250 Loads of nails fell into that sink. 634 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:13,490 Loads of nails fell into that sink. 635 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,250 I don't care. 636 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,290 Today's party is a test. 637 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,330 If it goes well, they may stay in France. 638 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:20,250 If it goes well, they may stay in France. 639 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,290 If it goes badly, they may pack up and give up their dream of running a Chateau business. 640 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,330 If it goes badly, they may pack up and give up their dream of running a Chateau business. 641 00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:25,250 If it goes badly, they may pack up and give up their dream of running a Chateau business. 642 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,290 This is the life that I am really happy we are currently living 643 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,650 This is the life that I am really happy we are currently living 644 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,690 and can't wait to continue. I would be heartbroken if it ended. 645 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:31,970 and can't wait to continue. I would be heartbroken if it ended. 646 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,570 The guests of honour are due to arrive in two hours, 647 00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:36,330 The guests of honour are due to arrive in two hours, 648 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,370 but Phil hasn't finished fixing the toilets he promised would be ready. 649 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:39,930 but Phil hasn't finished fixing the toilets he promised would be ready. 650 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,410 Well, this... 651 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,730 ..particular toilet is almost finished. 652 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,090 ..particular toilet is almost finished. 653 00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:49,130 Once this is in the toilet is two screws into one pipe connector and then it is 654 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:51,170 Once this is in the toilet is two screws into one pipe connector and then it is 655 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,210 Once this is in the toilet is two screws into one pipe connector and then it is 656 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:53,530 Once this is in the toilet is two screws into one pipe connector and then it is 657 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,570 done. I think I might have to cement the pipe to fill it up. 658 00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,610 done. I think I might have to cement the pipe to fill it up. 659 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,370 done. I think I might have to cement the pipe to fill it up. 660 00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,730 As Phil tests his speed plumbing skills, 661 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:02,290 As Phil tests his speed plumbing skills, 662 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,330 Angelina is putting the finishing touches to the party signs. 663 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,650 Angelina is putting the finishing touches to the party signs. 664 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,690 I will just copy this out, I quite like it. 665 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:08,850 I will just copy this out, I quite like it. 666 00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:10,890 God, all these swirly things. 667 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:11,210 God, all these swirly things. 668 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,730 That is a good arrow. That is a good sized arrow. 669 00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:15,490 That is a good arrow. That is a good sized arrow. 670 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:17,530 I mean, you know, you can't miss going in the wrong direction. 671 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,370 I mean, you know, you can't miss going in the wrong direction. 672 00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:21,410 One of the other things that I wanted to do... 673 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,250 One of the other things that I wanted to do... 674 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,290 I actually like cake decorating type of stencils, 675 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,330 I actually like cake decorating type of stencils, 676 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:26,570 I actually like cake decorating type of stencils, 677 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,450 kind of like Fleur-de-Lis. 678 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,330 Lovely. 679 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,370 A bit of a little swirly action there. 680 00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:33,290 A bit of a little swirly action there. 681 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:35,330 If you turn right instead of left you're going to miss the party. 682 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,850 If you turn right instead of left you're going to miss the party. 683 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,610 Phil is attempting to get at least one of the toilets up and running. 684 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:42,370 Phil is attempting to get at least one of the toilets up and running. 685 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,610 How do I do this? 686 00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:45,650 But, unfortunately, there is a new problem. 687 00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:46,650 But, unfortunately, there is a new problem. 688 00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:48,690 The actual water feed to the toilet has now decided it does not want to 689 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,730 The actual water feed to the toilet has now decided it does not want to 690 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,170 The actual water feed to the toilet has now decided it does not want to 691 00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:53,010 play ball and is dripping. 692 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:55,050 This is an absolute nightmare. 693 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:55,210 This is an absolute nightmare. 694 00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:59,850 Phil promises clients two working toilets to accommodate the 60 guests. 695 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,890 Phil promises clients two working toilets to accommodate the 60 guests. 696 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:02,930 Phil promises clients two working toilets to accommodate the 60 guests. 697 00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:04,970 But he is struggling to provide one. 698 00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:05,130 But he is struggling to provide one. 699 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,010 And even worse, 700 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:10,050 golden anniversary couple Chris and Anne are nearly here. 701 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,090 golden anniversary couple Chris and Anne are nearly here. 702 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:12,490 golden anniversary couple Chris and Anne are nearly here. 703 00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,530 It just seemed five minutes ago that I met you and... 704 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:15,890 It just seemed five minutes ago that I met you and... 705 00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,930 ..we got married. There are a lot of people who are coming today, 706 00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:19,290 ..we got married. There are a lot of people who are coming today, 707 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,330 I don't think have been to a Chateau. 708 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,450 I don't think have been to a Chateau. 709 00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:24,490 We have got flying in from England and we have got some Dutch. 710 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,050 We have got flying in from England and we have got some Dutch. 711 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,090 They have driven over 800 miles to get here, 712 00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:28,690 They have driven over 800 miles to get here, 713 00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:30,730 so that is going to be a special moment. 714 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:31,330 so that is going to be a special moment. 715 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:33,370 We have put our trust in them to make sure that they are going to make 716 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:34,610 We have put our trust in them to make sure that they are going to make 717 00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:36,650 this a special day for us as well, as has been promised. 718 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,490 this a special day for us as well, as has been promised. 719 00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,530 When we first saw it, there was a tremendous amount of work that had to be done. 720 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,570 When we first saw it, there was a tremendous amount of work that had to be done. 721 00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:41,730 When we first saw it, there was a tremendous amount of work that had to be done. 722 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:45,090 Well, here we are. 723 00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,850 CAR HORN 724 00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:49,890 OK. 725 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,930 With Phil caught short and Angelina nowhere to be seen, 726 00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,890 With Phil caught short and Angelina nowhere to be seen, 727 00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,930 there is no-one to welcome Chris and Anne. 728 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:56,090 there is no-one to welcome Chris and Anne. 729 00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:59,330 Gosh, I've forgotten how big the place was. 730 00:19:59,330 --> 00:19:59,650 Gosh, I've forgotten how big the place was. 731 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,690 Yeah, I have. I don't know where they are, heavens. 732 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,090 Yeah, I have. I don't know where they are, heavens. 733 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:05,130 What a lovely way to spend 50 years of marriage. 734 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,330 What a lovely way to spend 50 years of marriage. 735 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,370 Will they be happy with Phil and Angelina's preparations for their big day? 736 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,650 Will they be happy with Phil and Angelina's preparations for their big day? 737 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,290 At Chateau du Jalesnes, the investors have been arriving through the night, 738 00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:15,210 At Chateau du Jalesnes, the investors have been arriving through the night, 739 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,970 and by this morning they are all here. 740 00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,010 Hello, how are you? Come on, come on in. 741 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,410 Hello, how are you? Come on, come on in. 742 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,450 The key part of the visit is the annual general meeting. 743 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,010 The key part of the visit is the annual general meeting. 744 00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,610 Probably the most important date in the diary this year. 745 00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:30,610 Probably the most important date in the diary this year. 746 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,650 And because the business has been struggling, 747 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:32,890 And because the business has been struggling, 748 00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,410 Michael and Jonathan are worried. 749 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:36,450 They could say that they are not satisfied with the progress. 750 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,130 They could say that they are not satisfied with the progress. 751 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,170 And it is not an idle threat, they could say, 752 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:41,210 And it is not an idle threat, they could say, 753 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:41,610 And it is not an idle threat, they could say, 754 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,650 "Sorry guys, you have given it your best shot, 755 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,330 "Sorry guys, you have given it your best shot, 756 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,370 "but now we need somebody in who knows what they're doing." 757 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:47,930 "but now we need somebody in who knows what they're doing." 758 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,970 So they're hoping to impress the investors with their new paintings for 759 00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,570 So they're hoping to impress the investors with their new paintings for 760 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:53,090 the Chateau's banquet hall. 761 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:55,130 Thanks for joining the tour. 762 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:55,970 Thanks for joining the tour. 763 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,010 What I would really like you to see is what we have done in the main gallery. 764 00:20:58,010 --> 00:21:00,050 What I would really like you to see is what we have done in the main gallery. 765 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:00,370 What I would really like you to see is what we have done in the main gallery. 766 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:02,170 Let's go through and see what you think. 767 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,370 The idea has been to take the old, 768 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,050 The idea has been to take the old, 769 00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:15,090 traditional oil painting artworks of some of the French masters, 770 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,130 traditional oil painting artworks of some of the French masters, 771 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,170 traditional oil painting artworks of some of the French masters, 772 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:19,650 traditional oil painting artworks of some of the French masters, 773 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,690 but to display them in a contemporary manner. 774 00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:23,650 but to display them in a contemporary manner. 775 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,010 It is a huge improvement, 776 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:27,050 I think it has warmed up the room and I love it. 777 00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:27,410 I think it has warmed up the room and I love it. 778 00:21:28,930 --> 00:21:30,970 A bit random. It is not my favourite but... 779 00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:33,010 A bit random. It is not my favourite but... 780 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:34,130 A bit random. It is not my favourite but... 781 00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:36,170 I am particularly bothered by this one, I must say, 782 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:36,770 I am particularly bothered by this one, I must say, 783 00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:38,810 because it is a violent painting and this is a room that is 784 00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:39,730 because it is a violent painting and this is a room that is 785 00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:41,770 going to be used for weddings, for happy occasions. 786 00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:42,570 going to be used for weddings, for happy occasions. 787 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:44,610 It wasn't quite the vote of confidence Jonathan had been hoping for. 788 00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:46,290 It wasn't quite the vote of confidence Jonathan had been hoping for. 789 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,050 I suppose I am disappointed that people were more opinionated than they 790 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:55,090 I suppose I am disappointed that people were more opinionated than they 791 00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:55,330 I suppose I am disappointed that people were more opinionated than they 792 00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:57,170 needed to have been. 793 00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:59,210 It was the most momentous thing that we have done, cost us the most money. 794 00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:01,250 It was the most momentous thing that we have done, cost us the most money. 795 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,210 It was the most momentous thing that we have done, cost us the most money. 796 00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:04,250 And there is more to worry about. 797 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:04,730 And there is more to worry about. 798 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:06,770 The investors board has called a pre-meeting 799 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:07,530 The investors board has called a pre-meeting 800 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:09,570 to discuss the agenda for the AGM. 801 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:09,810 to discuss the agenda for the AGM. 802 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:11,890 Thank you very much for coming, 803 00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:13,930 I will start off with item number one. 804 00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:14,450 I will start off with item number one. 805 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:17,850 And they aren't happy about the goats or the fence 806 00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:18,290 And they aren't happy about the goats or the fence 807 00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:20,250 to keep them in around the Chateau. 808 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,290 I think a lot of people have the same view that we are 809 00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:22,930 I think a lot of people have the same view that we are 810 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:24,970 putting up a farm fence and farm animals on the Chateau. 811 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,010 putting up a farm fence and farm animals on the Chateau. 812 00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:27,330 putting up a farm fence and farm animals on the Chateau. 813 00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:29,370 I would be seriously concerned that is going to detract from the quality 814 00:22:29,370 --> 00:22:31,410 I would be seriously concerned that is going to detract from the quality 815 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:31,930 I would be seriously concerned that is going to detract from the quality 816 00:22:31,930 --> 00:22:33,650 of people who want to see Chateau. 817 00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:35,690 As with anything that we buy or sort out, 818 00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:37,010 As with anything that we buy or sort out, 819 00:22:37,010 --> 00:22:39,050 there is normally two or three weeks of us getting it right, 820 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:40,450 there is normally two or three weeks of us getting it right, 821 00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:42,490 so point taken on board. 822 00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:43,370 so point taken on board. 823 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,410 We will talk to the sheep people today and we will see, 824 00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:47,450 We will talk to the sheep people today and we will see, 825 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:47,770 We will talk to the sheep people today and we will see, 826 00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:49,810 we'll see what improvements or modifications that we can make. 827 00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:51,850 we'll see what improvements or modifications that we can make. 828 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:53,890 Three brides I have spoken to about it now and... And they are fine with sheep, are they? 829 00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:55,250 Three brides I have spoken to about it now and... And they are fine with sheep, are they? 830 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,290 And goats in the moat, yeah? 831 00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:58,170 And goats in the moat, yeah? 832 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,210 I think enough people will view the fence and say, 833 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:01,250 I think enough people will view the fence and say, 834 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,290 "What is that?" I've said all along that I have my reservations about it, 835 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:05,330 "What is that?" I've said all along that I have my reservations about it, 836 00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:05,650 "What is that?" I've said all along that I have my reservations about it, 837 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,690 I said I'm going to try and I said specifically to the guys 838 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:08,010 I said I'm going to try and I said specifically to the guys 839 00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:10,050 bringing it in, if I don't like it it is all coming out. 840 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:10,450 bringing it in, if I don't like it it is all coming out. 841 00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:12,490 So thank you very much for attending, and I look forward to seeing you 842 00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:14,530 So thank you very much for attending, and I look forward to seeing you 843 00:23:14,530 --> 00:23:14,890 So thank you very much for attending, and I look forward to seeing you 844 00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:16,930 tomorrow for the AGM. 845 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:17,290 tomorrow for the AGM. 846 00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:18,530 Thank you very much. Thanks. 847 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:19,490 Thank you. 848 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,250 The board aren't keen on the goats, 849 00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:23,850 The board aren't keen on the goats, 850 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:25,890 but what they really don't like is the fence. 851 00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:26,690 but what they really don't like is the fence. 852 00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:28,730 Michael and Jonathan will need to think what to do about it before the AGM tomorrow. 853 00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:30,770 Michael and Jonathan will need to think what to do about it before the AGM tomorrow. 854 00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:31,410 Michael and Jonathan will need to think what to do about it before the AGM tomorrow. 855 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,450 I was amazed how anti people were. 856 00:23:33,450 --> 00:23:33,770 I was amazed how anti people were. 857 00:23:33,770 --> 00:23:35,810 I wasn't expecting quite the backlash. 858 00:23:35,810 --> 00:23:36,130 I wasn't expecting quite the backlash. 859 00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:38,010 So the sheep might have to go 860 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:39,490 if they are voted down tomorrow. 861 00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:46,010 Coming up... Jonathan and Michael begin to question their future at the Chateau. 862 00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:48,050 Coming up... Jonathan and Michael begin to question their future at the Chateau. 863 00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:48,410 Coming up... Jonathan and Michael begin to question their future at the Chateau. 864 00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:50,450 Are you going to give it a go for another year? 865 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:50,970 Are you going to give it a go for another year? 866 00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:52,410 Are you happy to do it? 867 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:56,250 Philip's toilet problems continue. 868 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:56,490 Philip's toilet problems continue. 869 00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:57,970 Makes a bit of a noise. 870 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,010 And Fiona's DIY pain persists. 871 00:24:00,010 --> 00:24:00,850 And Fiona's DIY pain persists. 872 00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:02,890 It is just not working, it's all rush, I'm panicking. 873 00:24:02,890 --> 00:24:03,890 It is just not working, it's all rush, I'm panicking. 874 00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,370 I can't do it. 875 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:14,242 At Chateau de Masillier, owner Fiona Jones is slowly renovating parts 876 00:24:14,242 --> 00:24:16,162 At Chateau de Masillier, owner Fiona Jones is slowly renovating parts 877 00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:18,202 into a bed and breakfast. She's just worked 878 00:24:18,202 --> 00:24:19,002 into a bed and breakfast. She's just worked 879 00:24:19,002 --> 00:24:21,042 out she's been using the wrong foam filler to plug the gaps in the 880 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:21,522 out she's been using the wrong foam filler to plug the gaps in the 881 00:24:21,522 --> 00:24:23,562 ceiling beams of the dining room, 882 00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:23,882 ceiling beams of the dining room, 883 00:24:23,882 --> 00:24:25,922 and has now bought a type better suited to the task. 884 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:26,322 and has now bought a type better suited to the task. 885 00:24:26,322 --> 00:24:28,362 Right, let's hope this works. 886 00:24:28,362 --> 00:24:28,522 Right, let's hope this works. 887 00:24:40,762 --> 00:24:42,522 Look at that! Fabulous. 888 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,642 Fiona needs to get a move on. 889 00:24:44,642 --> 00:24:46,682 This whole room needs to be ready for the unveiling party for the 890 00:24:46,682 --> 00:24:47,722 This whole room needs to be ready for the unveiling party for the 891 00:24:47,722 --> 00:24:49,762 mayor in just one week's time. 892 00:24:49,762 --> 00:24:50,562 mayor in just one week's time. 893 00:24:50,562 --> 00:24:52,602 I'm just going to leave that for a little while, 894 00:24:52,602 --> 00:24:52,842 I'm just going to leave that for a little while, 895 00:24:52,842 --> 00:24:54,882 and then I'm going to cut it all out 896 00:24:54,882 --> 00:24:55,242 and then I'm going to cut it all out 897 00:24:55,242 --> 00:24:57,282 so that you don't even know that there's foam there. 898 00:24:57,282 --> 00:24:57,682 so that you don't even know that there's foam there. 899 00:24:59,002 --> 00:25:01,042 I've got some insulation foam, 900 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:01,362 I've got some insulation foam, 901 00:25:01,362 --> 00:25:03,402 which I'm going to pack the bigger holes out with initially, 902 00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:04,882 which I'm going to pack the bigger holes out with initially, 903 00:25:04,882 --> 00:25:06,922 and then I'm going to spray-foam that. 904 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:07,082 and then I'm going to spray-foam that. 905 00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:16,082 Fiona will wait for that to dry, then she'll be able to trim and 906 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,202 Fiona will wait for that to dry, then she'll be able to trim and 907 00:25:17,202 --> 00:25:19,242 neaten it up and woodstain it to match the beams. 908 00:25:19,242 --> 00:25:20,722 neaten it up and woodstain it to match the beams. 909 00:25:20,722 --> 00:25:22,762 Even if it looks like a mess right now, I hope it'll be fine. 910 00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:23,682 Even if it looks like a mess right now, I hope it'll be fine. 911 00:25:26,642 --> 00:25:28,682 In the meantime, she's got the wallpapering to crack on with. 912 00:25:28,682 --> 00:25:29,562 In the meantime, she's got the wallpapering to crack on with. 913 00:25:31,042 --> 00:25:33,082 I haven't used this wallpaper before, but I got it from England. 914 00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:34,762 I haven't used this wallpaper before, but I got it from England. 915 00:25:34,762 --> 00:25:36,802 I was just looking for something 916 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:37,162 I was just looking for something 917 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,202 that was sage green with a gold effect. 918 00:25:39,202 --> 00:25:40,802 that was sage green with a gold effect. 919 00:25:40,802 --> 00:25:42,842 She's cutting it fine - she needs to 920 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:43,202 She's cutting it fine - she needs to 921 00:25:43,202 --> 00:25:45,242 collect her little boy Louis from school in just an hour's time. 922 00:25:45,242 --> 00:25:46,242 collect her little boy Louis from school in just an hour's time. 923 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,842 You see, that is completely out. OK. 924 00:25:55,842 --> 00:26:00,162 You see, that is completely out. OK. 925 00:26:00,162 --> 00:26:02,202 Of course it is. 926 00:26:02,202 --> 00:26:02,922 Of course it is. 927 00:26:02,922 --> 00:26:04,962 The problem with all old chateaux is that the walls, 928 00:26:04,962 --> 00:26:06,322 The problem with all old chateaux is that the walls, 929 00:26:06,322 --> 00:26:08,362 ceilings and floors are never at right angles, 930 00:26:08,362 --> 00:26:09,242 ceilings and floors are never at right angles, 931 00:26:09,242 --> 00:26:11,282 so hanging wallpaper becomes a real test of patience. 932 00:26:11,282 --> 00:26:12,242 so hanging wallpaper becomes a real test of patience. 933 00:26:13,962 --> 00:26:16,002 It's just important to get the first piece straight. 934 00:26:16,002 --> 00:26:17,602 It's just important to get the first piece straight. 935 00:26:20,082 --> 00:26:22,122 If just one strip of paper is pasted at the wrong angle, 936 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,082 If just one strip of paper is pasted at the wrong angle, 937 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,122 all others lined up against it will be wonky, too. 938 00:26:25,122 --> 00:26:26,162 all others lined up against it will be wonky, too. 939 00:26:31,002 --> 00:26:32,842 So that's perfect. Look at that. 940 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,882 That's straight on the bubble. It's perfect. 941 00:26:34,882 --> 00:26:36,922 That's straight on the bubble. It's perfect. 942 00:26:36,922 --> 00:26:37,162 That's straight on the bubble. It's perfect. 943 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:38,882 She's got the line-up right, 944 00:26:38,882 --> 00:26:40,922 but the heat on this scorching summer's day is causing her other 945 00:26:40,922 --> 00:26:42,082 but the heat on this scorching summer's day is causing her other 946 00:26:42,082 --> 00:26:44,122 problems. It's 32 degrees today. 947 00:26:44,122 --> 00:26:46,162 problems. It's 32 degrees today. 948 00:26:46,162 --> 00:26:46,482 problems. It's 32 degrees today. 949 00:26:46,482 --> 00:26:48,522 The edges are not...they're drying out too quickly and curling. 950 00:26:48,522 --> 00:26:50,362 The edges are not...they're drying out too quickly and curling. 951 00:26:50,362 --> 00:26:52,282 I've got to go and get Louis as well. 952 00:26:52,282 --> 00:26:54,322 This is the problem, I'm rushing, thinking about Louis. 953 00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:55,802 This is the problem, I'm rushing, thinking about Louis. 954 00:26:55,802 --> 00:26:57,842 No, I can't do it. I don't know why the edges are drying so quickly. 955 00:26:57,842 --> 00:26:59,882 No, I can't do it. I don't know why the edges are drying so quickly. 956 00:26:59,882 --> 00:27:00,722 No, I can't do it. I don't know why the edges are drying so quickly. 957 00:27:00,722 --> 00:27:02,762 I've never had this happen. She's only hung two strips, 958 00:27:02,762 --> 00:27:03,762 I've never had this happen. She's only hung two strips, 959 00:27:03,762 --> 00:27:05,802 but she's run out of time and has to go and collect Louis. 960 00:27:05,802 --> 00:27:06,802 but she's run out of time and has to go and collect Louis. 961 00:27:09,322 --> 00:27:11,362 She hasn't finished either the foam filler or the papering she needed to 962 00:27:11,362 --> 00:27:12,322 She hasn't finished either the foam filler or the papering she needed to 963 00:27:12,322 --> 00:27:14,362 take off today. 964 00:27:14,362 --> 00:27:15,202 take off today. 965 00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:17,242 With the big party looming, will she be able to finish the room in time? 966 00:27:17,242 --> 00:27:18,642 With the big party looming, will she be able to finish the room in time? 967 00:27:24,322 --> 00:27:26,362 Meanwhile, back at Chateau Bailleul, 968 00:27:26,362 --> 00:27:26,722 Meanwhile, back at Chateau Bailleul, 969 00:27:26,722 --> 00:27:28,762 golden anniversary couple Chris and Anne have arrived, and their party 970 00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:30,042 golden anniversary couple Chris and Anne have arrived, and their party 971 00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:32,082 is due to start in less than an hour. 972 00:27:32,082 --> 00:27:32,522 is due to start in less than an hour. 973 00:27:32,522 --> 00:27:34,562 I don't know where they are. Shall we go towards the terrace or...? 974 00:27:34,562 --> 00:27:36,602 I don't know where they are. Shall we go towards the terrace or...? 975 00:27:36,602 --> 00:27:36,922 I don't know where they are. Shall we go towards the terrace or...? 976 00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,962 But Phil and Angelina are still rushing to get the chateau ready. 977 00:27:38,962 --> 00:27:39,802 But Phil and Angelina are still rushing to get the chateau ready. 978 00:27:44,802 --> 00:27:46,642 I hope everyone can see this. 979 00:27:48,762 --> 00:27:50,802 This parking sign represents that there is a very long drive ahead, 980 00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,842 This parking sign represents that there is a very long drive ahead, 981 00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:53,642 This parking sign represents that there is a very long drive ahead, 982 00:27:53,642 --> 00:27:55,682 and then you've got to do a sharp right! 983 00:27:55,682 --> 00:27:56,322 and then you've got to do a sharp right! 984 00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:58,202 It's self-explanatory. 985 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,802 We are not doing great for time. 986 00:28:01,802 --> 00:28:02,202 We are not doing great for time. 987 00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:05,402 Hello! Hiya! Hello. 988 00:28:05,402 --> 00:28:07,442 I haven't seen you for ages. This looks lovely. 989 00:28:07,442 --> 00:28:08,802 I haven't seen you for ages. This looks lovely. 990 00:28:08,802 --> 00:28:10,922 Thank you. Mwah! 991 00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:12,962 Hello, my darling. Oh, you look gorgeous, and you smell amazing. 992 00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:15,002 Hello, my darling. Oh, you look gorgeous, and you smell amazing. 993 00:28:15,002 --> 00:28:15,322 Hello, my darling. Oh, you look gorgeous, and you smell amazing. 994 00:28:15,322 --> 00:28:17,362 I'm sorry. It's all right. I'm in my work mode. 995 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,162 I'm sorry. It's all right. I'm in my work mode. 996 00:28:18,162 --> 00:28:20,082 It's OK. You've been working, haven't you? 997 00:28:20,082 --> 00:28:22,122 We have many surprises for you. Ooooh! 998 00:28:22,122 --> 00:28:23,162 We have many surprises for you. Ooooh! 999 00:28:23,162 --> 00:28:25,202 One surprise they may not like is Phil's still struggling to plumb in 1000 00:28:25,202 --> 00:28:26,522 One surprise they may not like is Phil's still struggling to plumb in 1001 00:28:26,522 --> 00:28:28,562 the toilets for their 60 guests. 1002 00:28:28,562 --> 00:28:28,882 the toilets for their 60 guests. 1003 00:28:28,882 --> 00:28:30,922 I think I might have to get Angelina to stall them slightly. 1004 00:28:30,922 --> 00:28:32,962 I think I might have to get Angelina to stall them slightly. 1005 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:33,522 I think I might have to get Angelina to stall them slightly. 1006 00:28:33,522 --> 00:28:35,562 I need gloves. This is way too hot. I need my gloves. 1007 00:28:35,562 --> 00:28:37,162 I need gloves. This is way too hot. I need my gloves. 1008 00:28:38,402 --> 00:28:40,442 They're here, we're trying to shepherd them in one direction away 1009 00:28:40,442 --> 00:28:41,522 They're here, we're trying to shepherd them in one direction away 1010 00:28:41,522 --> 00:28:43,562 from certain rooms and others, so we're currently playing a tag 1011 00:28:43,562 --> 00:28:45,602 from certain rooms and others, so we're currently playing a tag 1012 00:28:45,602 --> 00:28:45,922 from certain rooms and others, so we're currently playing a tag 1013 00:28:45,922 --> 00:28:47,962 team of making sure they're all right and don't need to go anywhere. 1014 00:28:47,962 --> 00:28:49,202 team of making sure they're all right and don't need to go anywhere. 1015 00:28:49,202 --> 00:28:51,242 Angelina is hoping to buy a few more precious minutes by showing Chris 1016 00:28:51,242 --> 00:28:52,762 Angelina is hoping to buy a few more precious minutes by showing Chris 1017 00:28:52,762 --> 00:28:54,802 and Anne the bedroom she's renovated for them. 1018 00:28:54,802 --> 00:28:55,602 and Anne the bedroom she's renovated for them. 1019 00:28:55,602 --> 00:28:57,642 Ta-dah! 1020 00:28:57,642 --> 00:28:57,882 Ta-dah! 1021 00:28:57,882 --> 00:28:59,922 Oh, it looks beautiful! 1022 00:28:59,922 --> 00:29:00,282 Oh, it looks beautiful! 1023 00:29:00,282 --> 00:29:02,322 Look at this! And the butterflies are amazing! 1024 00:29:02,322 --> 00:29:04,362 Look at this! And the butterflies are amazing! 1025 00:29:04,362 --> 00:29:04,602 Look at this! And the butterflies are amazing! 1026 00:29:04,602 --> 00:29:06,642 It's a lovely, cold room. 1027 00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:07,562 It's a lovely, cold room. 1028 00:29:07,562 --> 00:29:09,602 I've made you lovely bath bombs, if you wish to take a bath before the 1029 00:29:09,602 --> 00:29:11,642 I've made you lovely bath bombs, if you wish to take a bath before the 1030 00:29:11,642 --> 00:29:12,002 I've made you lovely bath bombs, if you wish to take a bath before the 1031 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:14,042 party starts. It's lovely. It's lovely. 1032 00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:15,602 party starts. It's lovely. It's lovely. 1033 00:29:15,602 --> 00:29:17,642 A couple of questions? 1034 00:29:17,642 --> 00:29:17,962 A couple of questions? 1035 00:29:17,962 --> 00:29:20,002 I don't intend to spend a great deal of time in the room. 1036 00:29:20,002 --> 00:29:21,402 I don't intend to spend a great deal of time in the room. 1037 00:29:21,402 --> 00:29:23,442 Yes. I mean, we've not seen around the rest of the house. 1038 00:29:23,442 --> 00:29:25,482 Yes. I mean, we've not seen around the rest of the house. 1039 00:29:25,482 --> 00:29:26,082 Yes. I mean, we've not seen around the rest of the house. 1040 00:29:26,082 --> 00:29:28,122 With Chris keen to start inspecting, 1041 00:29:28,122 --> 00:29:28,842 With Chris keen to start inspecting, 1042 00:29:28,842 --> 00:29:30,882 finally there's a very welcome if slightly weird sound from the guest 1043 00:29:30,882 --> 00:29:32,922 finally there's a very welcome if slightly weird sound from the guest 1044 00:29:32,922 --> 00:29:34,962 toilet. It makes a bit of a noise. GRINDING 1045 00:29:34,962 --> 00:29:36,162 toilet. It makes a bit of a noise. GRINDING 1046 00:29:39,962 --> 00:29:42,002 We'll certainly know if they get stuck in that. 1047 00:29:42,002 --> 00:29:43,042 We'll certainly know if they get stuck in that. 1048 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:45,082 They can press it a few times and send Morse signals, can't they? 1049 00:29:45,082 --> 00:29:46,282 They can press it a few times and send Morse signals, can't they? 1050 00:29:47,842 --> 00:29:49,882 Wwll, Phil has got one of the toilets up and running. 1051 00:29:49,882 --> 00:29:51,242 Wwll, Phil has got one of the toilets up and running. 1052 00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:54,482 Angelina surreptitiously ushers Chris and Anne past, 1053 00:29:54,482 --> 00:29:55,762 Angelina surreptitiously ushers Chris and Anne past, 1054 00:29:55,762 --> 00:29:57,802 and outside to the main event. Straight through, please. 1055 00:29:57,802 --> 00:29:59,842 and outside to the main event. Straight through, please. 1056 00:29:59,842 --> 00:30:00,202 and outside to the main event. Straight through, please. 1057 00:30:00,202 --> 00:30:02,242 Will they be satisfied with the party venue? 1058 00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:02,562 Will they be satisfied with the party venue? 1059 00:30:02,562 --> 00:30:04,602 Phil, shall we go through the different areas? 1060 00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:05,602 Phil, shall we go through the different areas? 1061 00:30:05,602 --> 00:30:07,642 We've got the area for those that want to have a fire, out of the way. 1062 00:30:07,642 --> 00:30:09,082 We've got the area for those that want to have a fire, out of the way. 1063 00:30:09,082 --> 00:30:11,122 On the other land over the bridge. Yeah, we haven't got the smoke coming across here. 1064 00:30:11,122 --> 00:30:12,722 On the other land over the bridge. Yeah, we haven't got the smoke coming across here. 1065 00:30:12,722 --> 00:30:14,762 Look at your bridge - it looks amazing. Yeah. 1066 00:30:14,762 --> 00:30:15,962 Look at your bridge - it looks amazing. Yeah. 1067 00:30:15,962 --> 00:30:18,002 We've laid out a decent amount of seating. 1068 00:30:18,002 --> 00:30:18,362 We've laid out a decent amount of seating. 1069 00:30:18,362 --> 00:30:20,402 The outdoor bar. Oh, that's amazing. 1070 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:20,722 The outdoor bar. Oh, that's amazing. 1071 00:30:20,722 --> 00:30:22,762 Really beautiful. Yeah. Lovely. 1072 00:30:22,762 --> 00:30:23,202 Really beautiful. Yeah. Lovely. 1073 00:30:23,202 --> 00:30:25,242 They seem happy, so Phil decides to confess. 1074 00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:26,522 They seem happy, so Phil decides to confess. 1075 00:30:26,522 --> 00:30:28,562 I've got one last thing. I'm down to... I managed to get one 1076 00:30:28,562 --> 00:30:29,802 I've got one last thing. I'm down to... I managed to get one 1077 00:30:29,802 --> 00:30:31,842 of the downstairs toilets finished to completion. 1078 00:30:31,842 --> 00:30:32,402 of the downstairs toilets finished to completion. 1079 00:30:32,402 --> 00:30:34,442 The other one, there is issues with the pipework. 1080 00:30:34,442 --> 00:30:34,842 The other one, there is issues with the pipework. 1081 00:30:34,842 --> 00:30:36,882 You can only use one at a time. Yeah. OK. LAUGHTER 1082 00:30:36,882 --> 00:30:38,762 You can only use one at a time. Yeah. OK. LAUGHTER 1083 00:30:38,762 --> 00:30:40,802 All right. Well, that went better than I thought. 1084 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:41,202 All right. Well, that went better than I thought. 1085 00:30:41,202 --> 00:30:43,242 What I'll do is, I'll leave you to go now, greet some guests, 1086 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:43,642 What I'll do is, I'll leave you to go now, greet some guests, 1087 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:45,682 while I get changed. You go and have a shower first. 1088 00:30:45,682 --> 00:30:46,042 while I get changed. You go and have a shower first. 1089 00:30:46,042 --> 00:30:47,882 I'll deal with gates and what have you. 1090 00:30:47,882 --> 00:30:49,922 Fantastic. Well, they've pulled it off. Yeah. 1091 00:30:49,922 --> 00:30:50,242 Fantastic. Well, they've pulled it off. Yeah. 1092 00:30:50,242 --> 00:30:52,282 They've done wonders. Absolutely. A perfect place for a wedding. 1093 00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:53,882 They've done wonders. Absolutely. A perfect place for a wedding. 1094 00:30:53,882 --> 00:30:55,922 What they've managed to achieve is totally delightful. 1095 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:56,522 What they've managed to achieve is totally delightful. 1096 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,562 I can't sum it up any better than that. 1097 00:30:58,562 --> 00:30:58,722 I can't sum it up any better than that. 1098 00:31:00,362 --> 00:31:02,402 With the guests starting to arrive, and after eight weeks of hard graft, 1099 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,442 With the guests starting to arrive, and after eight weeks of hard graft, 1100 00:31:04,442 --> 00:31:04,762 With the guests starting to arrive, and after eight weeks of hard graft, 1101 00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:06,802 it's party time at Chateau Bailleul. 1102 00:31:06,802 --> 00:31:08,242 it's party time at Chateau Bailleul. 1103 00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:10,282 To Chris and Anne, 50 years! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1104 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:12,242 To Chris and Anne, 50 years! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1105 00:31:12,242 --> 00:31:14,282 It's great. We've done that out of literally blood, sweat and tears. 1106 00:31:14,282 --> 00:31:15,522 It's great. We've done that out of literally blood, sweat and tears. 1107 00:31:15,522 --> 00:31:17,562 I'm seeing it come to reality and I can see other people, right now, 1108 00:31:17,562 --> 00:31:18,522 I'm seeing it come to reality and I can see other people, right now, 1109 00:31:18,522 --> 00:31:20,562 really enjoying what I envisaged, so that, actually, other people are 1110 00:31:20,562 --> 00:31:22,602 really enjoying what I envisaged, so that, actually, other people are 1111 00:31:22,602 --> 00:31:22,922 really enjoying what I envisaged, so that, actually, other people are 1112 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,962 as wowed at it as I would hope they would be. 1113 00:31:24,962 --> 00:31:25,842 as wowed at it as I would hope they would be. 1114 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,882 Maybe my crazy dream is maybe not as crazy as it sounded in the first 1115 00:31:27,882 --> 00:31:29,922 Maybe my crazy dream is maybe not as crazy as it sounded in the first 1116 00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:30,162 Maybe my crazy dream is maybe not as crazy as it sounded in the first 1117 00:31:30,162 --> 00:31:32,202 place. We've done really well. 1118 00:31:32,202 --> 00:31:32,682 place. We've done really well. 1119 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,722 And... Yes. ..on our wedding anniversary. 1120 00:31:34,722 --> 00:31:35,162 And... Yes. ..on our wedding anniversary. 1121 00:31:35,162 --> 00:31:37,202 Yeah, that's true. Love you! Love you too. 1122 00:31:37,202 --> 00:31:38,202 Yeah, that's true. Love you! Love you too. 1123 00:31:42,802 --> 00:31:44,842 At Chateau de Jalesnes, the board of investors aren't happy with the 1124 00:31:44,842 --> 00:31:45,842 At Chateau de Jalesnes, the board of investors aren't happy with the 1125 00:31:45,842 --> 00:31:47,882 fence surrounding the chateau. 1126 00:31:47,882 --> 00:31:48,122 fence surrounding the chateau. 1127 00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,922 Jonathan admits they may have a point. 1128 00:31:58,922 --> 00:31:59,442 Jonathan admits they may have a point. 1129 00:31:59,442 --> 00:32:01,482 I realise that the imposing nature of our driveway here has been 1130 00:32:01,482 --> 00:32:03,522 I realise that the imposing nature of our driveway here has been 1131 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:03,762 I realise that the imposing nature of our driveway here has been 1132 00:32:03,762 --> 00:32:05,802 completely compromised by the fact 1133 00:32:05,802 --> 00:32:06,642 completely compromised by the fact 1134 00:32:06,642 --> 00:32:08,682 that these posts are right on the edge, 1135 00:32:08,682 --> 00:32:10,722 so what was a lovely tree-lined avenue has now got 1136 00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:12,202 so what was a lovely tree-lined avenue has now got 1137 00:32:12,202 --> 00:32:14,242 this sheep enclosure impinging on it. 1138 00:32:14,242 --> 00:32:16,122 this sheep enclosure impinging on it. 1139 00:32:22,802 --> 00:32:24,842 It's our calling card, that very first thing that they see. 1140 00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:26,682 It's our calling card, that very first thing that they see. 1141 00:32:26,682 --> 00:32:28,722 And if it's a load of rough wooden stakes in the ground, 1142 00:32:28,722 --> 00:32:30,642 And if it's a load of rough wooden stakes in the ground, 1143 00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:32,682 that's not going to do us many favours. 1144 00:32:32,682 --> 00:32:33,722 that's not going to do us many favours. 1145 00:32:39,682 --> 00:32:41,722 By moving it down the slope of the moat, the fence shouldn't 1146 00:32:41,722 --> 00:32:42,282 By moving it down the slope of the moat, the fence shouldn't 1147 00:32:42,282 --> 00:32:44,002 be so prominent. 1148 00:32:50,922 --> 00:32:52,962 Plan so far is that they're going to finish off doing the fencing 1149 00:32:52,962 --> 00:32:53,602 Plan so far is that they're going to finish off doing the fencing 1150 00:32:53,602 --> 00:32:55,642 tonight, come in and put the last bits of that in, 1151 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:55,882 tonight, come in and put the last bits of that in, 1152 00:32:55,882 --> 00:32:57,842 and the sheep will arrive tomorrow. 1153 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,882 There are six sheep arriving in addition to these goats, 1154 00:32:59,882 --> 00:33:00,322 There are six sheep arriving in addition to these goats, 1155 00:33:00,322 --> 00:33:02,362 but the board has agreed to defer deciding their fate until the annual 1156 00:33:02,362 --> 00:33:03,362 but the board has agreed to defer deciding their fate until the annual 1157 00:33:03,362 --> 00:33:05,402 general meeting. 1158 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:05,642 general meeting. 1159 00:33:05,642 --> 00:33:07,362 And there's another problem... 1160 00:33:12,362 --> 00:33:14,402 They've just said another problem that we've got is that we've got a 1161 00:33:14,402 --> 00:33:15,322 They've just said another problem that we've got is that we've got a 1162 00:33:15,322 --> 00:33:17,362 male and a female. They never put male goats with customers because male goats smell quite strong. 1163 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:19,202 male and a female. They never put male goats with customers because male goats smell quite strong. 1164 00:33:19,202 --> 00:33:21,242 These men can smell goats? 1165 00:33:21,242 --> 00:33:21,642 These men can smell goats? 1166 00:33:21,642 --> 00:33:23,682 They can tell the difference between a male and a female smell. 1167 00:33:23,682 --> 00:33:24,402 They can tell the difference between a male and a female smell. 1168 00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:26,442 I can't smell anything. Now they've mentioned it, I can smell. 1169 00:33:26,442 --> 00:33:28,162 I can't smell anything. Now they've mentioned it, I can smell. 1170 00:33:28,162 --> 00:33:30,202 That's ridiculous! 1171 00:33:30,202 --> 00:33:30,442 That's ridiculous! 1172 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,002 They can smell a male goat. 1173 00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:34,042 So, what do they say, we should have all females? 1174 00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:34,362 So, what do they say, we should have all females? 1175 00:33:34,362 --> 00:33:36,402 We should have all female. Well, we need to get on top of it, don't we? 1176 00:33:36,402 --> 00:33:38,002 We should have all female. Well, we need to get on top of it, don't we? 1177 00:33:38,002 --> 00:33:40,042 Get on top of the goats. 1178 00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:40,482 Get on top of the goats. 1179 00:33:40,482 --> 00:33:42,522 Let's just see how it goes. Come on. 1180 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:43,282 Let's just see how it goes. Come on. 1181 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,922 Where are we going? Where am I going now? 1182 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:46,842 What? Work! 1183 00:33:46,842 --> 00:33:48,882 There's no more time for goat talk. 1184 00:33:48,882 --> 00:33:49,242 There's no more time for goat talk. 1185 00:33:49,242 --> 00:33:51,282 They need to be prepare their financial report for the AGM. 1186 00:33:51,282 --> 00:33:52,322 They need to be prepare their financial report for the AGM. 1187 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:54,362 We should make an operating profit of around 9,000 just this year. 1188 00:33:54,362 --> 00:33:55,482 We should make an operating profit of around 9,000 just this year. 1189 00:33:55,482 --> 00:33:57,322 What's left over here? 1190 00:33:57,322 --> 00:33:58,882 Seven... 5,000... 5,000, 1191 00:33:58,882 --> 00:34:00,842 and we'd get half of that. 2,000... 1192 00:34:00,842 --> 00:34:02,882 2,500 euros between two of us, that's 1,250 euros each... 1193 00:34:02,882 --> 00:34:04,922 2,500 euros between two of us, that's 1,250 euros each... 1194 00:34:04,922 --> 00:34:05,762 2,500 euros between two of us, that's 1,250 euros each... 1195 00:34:05,762 --> 00:34:07,802 For a year's work. ..for a year's work. For three year's work! 1196 00:34:07,802 --> 00:34:08,762 For a year's work. ..for a year's work. For three year's work! 1197 00:34:08,762 --> 00:34:10,802 As they go through the books, they start to wonder if it's all 1198 00:34:10,802 --> 00:34:12,322 As they go through the books, they start to wonder if it's all 1199 00:34:12,322 --> 00:34:14,362 worthwhile or whether they should give up of their own accord. 1200 00:34:14,362 --> 00:34:15,922 worthwhile or whether they should give up of their own accord. 1201 00:34:15,922 --> 00:34:21,322 When do we start to earn? 1202 00:34:21,322 --> 00:34:23,362 No quality of life, working 14 hours a day, seven days a week. 1203 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,282 No quality of life, working 14 hours a day, seven days a week. 1204 00:34:25,282 --> 00:34:27,322 Are you game to give it a go for another year? 1205 00:34:27,322 --> 00:34:28,162 Are you game to give it a go for another year? 1206 00:34:28,162 --> 00:34:30,202 Are you happy to do it? 1207 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,122 Are you happy to do it? 1208 00:34:42,442 --> 00:34:44,482 Coming up, can Jonathan keep his cool for the AGM? 1209 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,002 Coming up, can Jonathan keep his cool for the AGM? 1210 00:34:46,002 --> 00:34:48,042 I hate criticism, and I've just got to bite my tongue, 1211 00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:48,402 I hate criticism, and I've just got to bite my tongue, 1212 00:34:48,402 --> 00:34:50,442 and I mustn't bite back. 1213 00:34:50,442 --> 00:34:50,882 and I mustn't bite back. 1214 00:34:50,882 --> 00:34:52,922 Philip shows he's got a romantic side... 1215 00:34:52,922 --> 00:34:53,242 Philip shows he's got a romantic side... 1216 00:34:53,242 --> 00:34:55,282 To us. ..and will Fiona make a good impression on the mayor? 1217 00:34:55,282 --> 00:34:57,122 To us. ..and will Fiona make a good impression on the mayor? 1218 00:34:57,122 --> 00:34:59,162 I'm going to take him inside now, just let him have a look. 1219 00:34:59,162 --> 00:34:59,842 I'm going to take him inside now, just let him have a look. 1220 00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:07,873 In the heart of France, Fiona's spent five years renovating her 1221 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,153 In the heart of France, Fiona's spent five years renovating her 1222 00:35:09,153 --> 00:35:11,193 chateau in the hope of one day running it as a B&B. 1223 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:12,473 chateau in the hope of one day running it as a B&B. 1224 00:35:12,473 --> 00:35:14,513 For the last week, she's been trying to renovate her 1225 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:15,273 For the last week, she's been trying to renovate her 1226 00:35:15,273 --> 00:35:17,313 dining room in time for an unveiling to the local mayor. 1227 00:35:17,313 --> 00:35:18,313 dining room in time for an unveiling to the local mayor. 1228 00:35:20,433 --> 00:35:22,193 And she's made it. 1229 00:35:23,393 --> 00:35:25,433 It does give you a nice sense of achievement. 1230 00:35:25,433 --> 00:35:26,233 It does give you a nice sense of achievement. 1231 00:35:26,233 --> 00:35:28,273 You've not just gone into a room and just decorated it. 1232 00:35:28,273 --> 00:35:28,913 You've not just gone into a room and just decorated it. 1233 00:35:28,913 --> 00:35:30,953 It's really had to be gutted and the whole room has had to be reinstated 1234 00:35:30,953 --> 00:35:32,993 It's really had to be gutted and the whole room has had to be reinstated 1235 00:35:32,993 --> 00:35:33,633 It's really had to be gutted and the whole room has had to be reinstated 1236 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,673 to put it back to some originality as best as I'm able to. 1237 00:35:35,673 --> 00:35:36,273 to put it back to some originality as best as I'm able to. 1238 00:35:40,353 --> 00:35:42,393 Finally, the man who she hopes will bless her business venture, 1239 00:35:42,393 --> 00:35:43,553 Finally, the man who she hopes will bless her business venture, 1240 00:35:43,553 --> 00:35:45,593 the mayor, Michel Navarre, arrives. 1241 00:35:45,593 --> 00:35:46,193 the mayor, Michel Navarre, arrives. 1242 00:35:46,193 --> 00:35:48,233 I'm going to take him inside now, just let him have a look. 1243 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:49,553 I'm going to take him inside now, just let him have a look. 1244 00:35:56,553 --> 00:35:58,593 I just kind of finished wallpapering yesterday. 1245 00:35:58,593 --> 00:35:58,793 I just kind of finished wallpapering yesterday. 1246 00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:02,233 This is literally the last room on the ground floor that is complete. 1247 00:36:02,233 --> 00:36:04,273 This is literally the last room on the ground floor that is complete. 1248 00:36:04,273 --> 00:36:04,833 This is literally the last room on the ground floor that is complete. 1249 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:06,513 What does he think? 1250 00:36:06,513 --> 00:36:08,553 HE SPEAKS FRENCH 1251 00:36:08,553 --> 00:36:08,713 HE SPEAKS FRENCH 1252 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,713 Yes, he insisted to having visited with you because he was very curious 1253 00:36:15,713 --> 00:36:17,753 Yes, he insisted to having visited with you because he was very curious 1254 00:36:17,753 --> 00:36:18,873 Yes, he insisted to having visited with you because he was very curious 1255 00:36:18,873 --> 00:36:20,913 to see how it had become and he's so happy that he's here. 1256 00:36:20,913 --> 00:36:22,913 to see how it had become and he's so happy that he's here. 1257 00:36:22,913 --> 00:36:24,953 It's a very nice surprise. OK. 1258 00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:26,153 It's a very nice surprise. OK. 1259 00:36:26,153 --> 00:36:28,193 He thinks a lot of people will be very pleased to visit it one day. 1260 00:36:28,193 --> 00:36:28,793 He thinks a lot of people will be very pleased to visit it one day. 1261 00:36:30,193 --> 00:36:32,233 It's the official seal of approval, 1262 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,273 It's the official seal of approval, 1263 00:36:33,273 --> 00:36:35,313 but there's one thing bothering the mayor. 1264 00:36:35,313 --> 00:36:36,353 but there's one thing bothering the mayor. 1265 00:36:36,353 --> 00:36:38,393 HE SPEAKS FRENCH 1266 00:36:38,393 --> 00:36:38,633 HE SPEAKS FRENCH 1267 00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:40,153 What's that? 1268 00:36:40,153 --> 00:36:42,193 Please would you learn the French language? Yes! 1269 00:36:42,193 --> 00:36:44,233 Please would you learn the French language? Yes! 1270 00:36:44,233 --> 00:36:44,433 Please would you learn the French language? Yes! 1271 00:36:46,353 --> 00:36:48,393 But tell him I'm so busy working, 1272 00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:48,713 But tell him I'm so busy working, 1273 00:36:48,713 --> 00:36:50,753 I don't get out to have a good time and talk French. 1274 00:36:50,753 --> 00:36:52,033 I don't get out to have a good time and talk French. 1275 00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:54,073 It's been a great day for Fiona and, what's more, 1276 00:36:54,073 --> 00:36:55,073 It's been a great day for Fiona and, what's more, 1277 00:36:55,073 --> 00:36:57,113 the mayor seems enthusiastic about her plans for a B&B. 1278 00:36:57,113 --> 00:36:58,393 the mayor seems enthusiastic about her plans for a B&B. 1279 00:36:58,393 --> 00:37:00,433 He's full of excitement and ideas for the chambre d'hote. 1280 00:37:00,433 --> 00:37:02,473 He's full of excitement and ideas for the chambre d'hote. 1281 00:37:02,473 --> 00:37:02,793 He's full of excitement and ideas for the chambre d'hote. 1282 00:37:02,793 --> 00:37:04,833 It gives you more motivation to just continue. 1283 00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:05,913 It gives you more motivation to just continue. 1284 00:37:07,313 --> 00:37:09,353 So, what's next for this one-woman renovation army? 1285 00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:10,753 So, what's next for this one-woman renovation army? 1286 00:37:10,753 --> 00:37:12,793 All of the windows need to be painted and the panes of glass need 1287 00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:14,473 All of the windows need to be painted and the panes of glass need 1288 00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:16,513 to be replaced and any of the woodwork can be repaired. 1289 00:37:16,513 --> 00:37:18,553 to be replaced and any of the woodwork can be repaired. 1290 00:37:18,553 --> 00:37:18,873 to be replaced and any of the woodwork can be repaired. 1291 00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:20,913 And then I'll be finishing off the large servants' staircase and, yeah, 1292 00:37:20,913 --> 00:37:22,953 And then I'll be finishing off the large servants' staircase and, yeah, 1293 00:37:22,953 --> 00:37:24,233 And then I'll be finishing off the large servants' staircase and, yeah, 1294 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:26,273 after that, start hitting the bedrooms on the first floor, 1295 00:37:26,273 --> 00:37:27,633 after that, start hitting the bedrooms on the first floor, 1296 00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:29,673 get the business up and running. 1297 00:37:29,673 --> 00:37:29,993 get the business up and running. 1298 00:37:29,993 --> 00:37:32,033 I wish you all the best, Fiona, and with your energy, 1299 00:37:32,033 --> 00:37:32,713 I wish you all the best, Fiona, and with your energy, 1300 00:37:32,713 --> 00:37:34,673 I'm sure you'll manage. 1301 00:37:37,913 --> 00:37:39,953 At Chateau Bailleul, Phil and Angelina's first-ever paid event 1302 00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:41,633 At Chateau Bailleul, Phil and Angelina's first-ever paid event 1303 00:37:41,633 --> 00:37:43,073 is in full swing. 1304 00:37:43,073 --> 00:37:45,113 It's just wonderful. I think it can be a real business for them. 1305 00:37:45,113 --> 00:37:47,153 It's just wonderful. I think it can be a real business for them. 1306 00:37:47,153 --> 00:37:47,953 It's just wonderful. I think it can be a real business for them. 1307 00:37:47,953 --> 00:37:49,993 I know that Angelina is just really passionate about that. 1308 00:37:49,993 --> 00:37:51,793 I know that Angelina is just really passionate about that. 1309 00:37:51,793 --> 00:37:53,833 I've had a fabulous time. Absolutely brilliant. 1310 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:54,473 I've had a fabulous time. Absolutely brilliant. 1311 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,513 A chateau is meant to be alive, and that's exactly 1312 00:37:56,513 --> 00:37:57,073 A chateau is meant to be alive, and that's exactly 1313 00:37:57,073 --> 00:37:59,113 what it is tonight - it is alive. 1314 00:37:59,113 --> 00:37:59,953 what it is tonight - it is alive. 1315 00:37:59,953 --> 00:38:01,993 With the party and chateau earning rave reviews, 1316 00:38:01,993 --> 00:38:03,193 With the party and chateau earning rave reviews, 1317 00:38:03,193 --> 00:38:05,273 Phil and Angelina can finally turn 1318 00:38:05,273 --> 00:38:07,313 their attention to a celebration of their own. 1319 00:38:07,313 --> 00:38:07,953 their attention to a celebration of their own. 1320 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,993 Everyone's having a great time. That's a good sign, isn't it? Yeah. 1321 00:38:09,993 --> 00:38:12,033 Everyone's having a great time. That's a good sign, isn't it? Yeah. 1322 00:38:12,033 --> 00:38:12,273 Everyone's having a great time. That's a good sign, isn't it? Yeah. 1323 00:38:13,353 --> 00:38:15,393 Whoo! Early start! Let's celebrate! 1324 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:17,193 Whoo! Early start! Let's celebrate! 1325 00:38:17,193 --> 00:38:19,233 We've done everything we possibly can. Yeah. 1326 00:38:19,233 --> 00:38:20,553 We've done everything we possibly can. Yeah. 1327 00:38:20,553 --> 00:38:22,593 Everything we promised, which is great. Thank you very much. 1328 00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:24,353 Everything we promised, which is great. Thank you very much. 1329 00:38:27,113 --> 00:38:29,153 First party, first event. It's the first of so many, 1330 00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:31,193 First party, first event. It's the first of so many, 1331 00:38:31,193 --> 00:38:31,513 First party, first event. It's the first of so many, 1332 00:38:31,513 --> 00:38:33,553 and I was coming close to pulling the plug, but 1333 00:38:33,553 --> 00:38:35,593 and I was coming close to pulling the plug, but 1334 00:38:35,593 --> 00:38:36,753 and I was coming close to pulling the plug, but 1335 00:38:36,753 --> 00:38:38,793 do you know what? I see the future. 1336 00:38:38,793 --> 00:38:39,713 do you know what? I see the future. 1337 00:38:39,713 --> 00:38:41,753 Nothing more we can do tonight. No. 1338 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:42,433 Nothing more we can do tonight. No. 1339 00:38:42,433 --> 00:38:44,473 It's a great party. You pulled it off. We pulled it off. 1340 00:38:44,473 --> 00:38:46,393 It's a great party. You pulled it off. We pulled it off. 1341 00:38:46,393 --> 00:38:48,433 Well done. May there be many more. 1342 00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:49,153 Well done. May there be many more. 1343 00:38:49,153 --> 00:38:51,193 First of many. I look forward to some sleep. Sleep 24 hours! 1344 00:38:51,193 --> 00:38:53,233 First of many. I look forward to some sleep. Sleep 24 hours! 1345 00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:54,953 First of many. I look forward to some sleep. Sleep 24 hours! 1346 00:39:02,553 --> 00:39:04,593 At Chateau de Jalesnes in the Loire Valley, 1347 00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:05,273 At Chateau de Jalesnes in the Loire Valley, 1348 00:39:05,273 --> 00:39:07,233 it's almost time for the AGM, 1349 00:39:07,233 --> 00:39:09,273 and Jonathan and Michael could find themselves out of a job if the 1350 00:39:09,273 --> 00:39:10,793 and Jonathan and Michael could find themselves out of a job if the 1351 00:39:10,793 --> 00:39:12,833 investors aren't happy with the way the business is going. 1352 00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:13,753 investors aren't happy with the way the business is going. 1353 00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:15,793 The worst that could happen in the meeting is a motion of no confidence 1354 00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:17,593 The worst that could happen in the meeting is a motion of no confidence 1355 00:39:17,593 --> 00:39:19,633 because we've not achieved the targets that we've said we would. 1356 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:21,073 because we've not achieved the targets that we've said we would. 1357 00:39:21,073 --> 00:39:22,833 I'm nervous about it. 1358 00:39:22,833 --> 00:39:24,873 This is a very vocal group and they will all want to make their point. 1359 00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:26,913 This is a very vocal group and they will all want to make their point. 1360 00:39:26,913 --> 00:39:28,953 This is a very vocal group and they will all want to make their point. 1361 00:39:28,953 --> 00:39:29,273 This is a very vocal group and they will all want to make their point. 1362 00:39:29,273 --> 00:39:31,313 And even if they aren't pushed, they're considering leaving anyway. 1363 00:39:31,313 --> 00:39:32,873 And even if they aren't pushed, they're considering leaving anyway. 1364 00:39:32,873 --> 00:39:34,913 I hate criticism and I've just got 1365 00:39:34,913 --> 00:39:35,553 I hate criticism and I've just got 1366 00:39:35,553 --> 00:39:37,593 to bite my tongue, and I mustn't bite back. 1367 00:39:37,593 --> 00:39:38,633 to bite my tongue, and I mustn't bite back. 1368 00:39:38,633 --> 00:39:40,673 Preparation is the key. 1369 00:39:40,673 --> 00:39:41,593 Preparation is the key. 1370 00:39:41,593 --> 00:39:43,633 If it all looks great when they walk in, 1371 00:39:43,633 --> 00:39:43,913 If it all looks great when they walk in, 1372 00:39:43,913 --> 00:39:45,513 you've got half the battle won 1373 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,553 because they think this is going to be a professional do. 1374 00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,313 because they think this is going to be a professional do. 1375 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,473 Jonathan and Michael know that the biggest discussion today will be 1376 00:39:55,473 --> 00:39:56,473 Jonathan and Michael know that the biggest discussion today will be 1377 00:39:56,473 --> 00:39:58,193 about the fence and animals. 1378 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,873 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual general meeting of the 1379 00:40:01,873 --> 00:40:03,433 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual general meeting of the 1380 00:40:03,433 --> 00:40:05,473 Chateau de Jalesnes. It's come to my attention that we might have a 1381 00:40:05,473 --> 00:40:06,873 Chateau de Jalesnes. It's come to my attention that we might have a 1382 00:40:06,873 --> 00:40:08,913 contentious issue to discuss. 1383 00:40:08,913 --> 00:40:09,633 contentious issue to discuss. 1384 00:40:09,633 --> 00:40:11,673 This part of the meeting will take place behind closed doors. 1385 00:40:11,673 --> 00:40:12,393 This part of the meeting will take place behind closed doors. 1386 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:16,553 We have an issue about the arrival of the sheep. 1387 00:40:16,553 --> 00:40:18,593 We have an issue about the arrival of the sheep. 1388 00:40:18,593 --> 00:40:19,113 We have an issue about the arrival of the sheep. 1389 00:40:19,113 --> 00:40:21,153 If you're going to bring the sheep in, 1390 00:40:21,153 --> 00:40:21,513 If you're going to bring the sheep in, 1391 00:40:21,513 --> 00:40:23,553 why do we have such great big posts there? 1392 00:40:23,553 --> 00:40:24,513 why do we have such great big posts there? 1393 00:40:24,513 --> 00:40:26,553 You see these polls stuck along a road like a farm fence, 1394 00:40:26,553 --> 00:40:28,593 You see these polls stuck along a road like a farm fence, 1395 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:29,113 You see these polls stuck along a road like a farm fence, 1396 00:40:29,113 --> 00:40:31,153 and it's totally distracted from the whole chateau. 1397 00:40:31,153 --> 00:40:33,153 and it's totally distracted from the whole chateau. 1398 00:40:33,153 --> 00:40:35,073 If there are things which come to light, 1399 00:40:35,073 --> 00:40:37,113 like it doesn't rain for three weeks and the place 1400 00:40:37,113 --> 00:40:37,473 like it doesn't rain for three weeks and the place 1401 00:40:37,473 --> 00:40:39,513 stinks, right, you might do something about that. 1402 00:40:39,513 --> 00:40:40,313 stinks, right, you might do something about that. 1403 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,833 Exactly, of course. 1404 00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,873 Overall, it's an experiment, and if it's proved to be wrong, 1405 00:40:43,873 --> 00:40:45,913 Overall, it's an experiment, and if it's proved to be wrong, 1406 00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:46,273 Overall, it's an experiment, and if it's proved to be wrong, 1407 00:40:46,273 --> 00:40:47,793 it will disappear. 1408 00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:49,833 The investors decide to keep the issue under review, 1409 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,673 The investors decide to keep the issue under review, 1410 00:40:51,673 --> 00:40:53,713 and if it doesn't work out, Jonathan and Michael will get rid of them. 1411 00:40:53,713 --> 00:40:54,553 and if it doesn't work out, Jonathan and Michael will get rid of them. 1412 00:40:56,713 --> 00:40:58,753 I'd like to crack on as quickly as possible. 1413 00:40:58,753 --> 00:40:59,633 I'd like to crack on as quickly as possible. 1414 00:40:59,633 --> 00:41:01,673 The meeting goes on and other chateau business is discussed. 1415 00:41:01,673 --> 00:41:03,313 The meeting goes on and other chateau business is discussed. 1416 00:41:03,313 --> 00:41:05,353 There was some effort to generate 1417 00:41:05,353 --> 00:41:05,793 There was some effort to generate 1418 00:41:05,793 --> 00:41:07,833 wedding-event business from the States. Whatever happened to that? 1419 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,873 wedding-event business from the States. Whatever happened to that? 1420 00:41:09,873 --> 00:41:11,073 wedding-event business from the States. Whatever happened to that? 1421 00:41:11,073 --> 00:41:13,113 You say you concentrate on weddings during the week, isn't it? 1422 00:41:13,113 --> 00:41:15,153 You say you concentrate on weddings during the week, isn't it? 1423 00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:15,473 You say you concentrate on weddings during the week, isn't it? 1424 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,513 You're right. You want bums on seats during the week, as well, don't you? 1425 00:41:17,513 --> 00:41:19,353 You're right. You want bums on seats during the week, as well, don't you? 1426 00:41:19,353 --> 00:41:21,393 After three hours, it's finally over. 1427 00:41:21,393 --> 00:41:21,713 After three hours, it's finally over. 1428 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:23,753 All that remains is to say thank you very much for taking the time to 1429 00:41:23,753 --> 00:41:24,713 All that remains is to say thank you very much for taking the time to 1430 00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:26,753 listen to what the board had to present to you and for all the 1431 00:41:26,753 --> 00:41:27,753 listen to what the board had to present to you and for all the 1432 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,793 suggestions that you've made, be they difficult or easy. 1433 00:41:29,793 --> 00:41:31,393 suggestions that you've made, be they difficult or easy. 1434 00:41:37,313 --> 00:41:38,993 So, how do Michael and Jonathan feel? 1435 00:41:43,073 --> 00:41:45,113 There was some discussion about the sheep and, as far as I can make out, 1436 00:41:45,113 --> 00:41:47,153 There was some discussion about the sheep and, as far as I can make out, 1437 00:41:47,153 --> 00:41:49,193 There was some discussion about the sheep and, as far as I can make out, 1438 00:41:49,193 --> 00:41:49,513 There was some discussion about the sheep and, as far as I can make out, 1439 00:41:49,513 --> 00:41:51,553 there's only one person who's a fan of the sheep. 1440 00:41:51,553 --> 00:41:52,793 there's only one person who's a fan of the sheep. 1441 00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:54,833 The rest of them said it was the worst decision that could possibly 1442 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,553 The rest of them said it was the worst decision that could possibly 1443 00:41:55,553 --> 00:41:57,593 have been made. What were we thinking of? 1444 00:41:57,593 --> 00:41:57,953 have been made. What were we thinking of? 1445 00:41:57,953 --> 00:41:59,993 Why did we get anybody's permission? 1446 00:41:59,993 --> 00:42:02,033 Why did we do this? Why didn't we do that? 1447 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:02,353 Why did we do this? Why didn't we do that? 1448 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,393 And I think there wasn't a single person in the room that didn't have 1449 00:42:04,393 --> 00:42:05,033 And I think there wasn't a single person in the room that didn't have 1450 00:42:05,033 --> 00:42:07,073 a go for an hour about how much the sheep have got to go. 1451 00:42:07,073 --> 00:42:09,113 a go for an hour about how much the sheep have got to go. 1452 00:42:09,113 --> 00:42:10,913 a go for an hour about how much the sheep have got to go. 1453 00:42:10,913 --> 00:42:12,953 There was very little trust in our abilities to... 1454 00:42:12,953 --> 00:42:14,993 There was very little trust in our abilities to... 1455 00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:15,393 There was very little trust in our abilities to... 1456 00:42:15,393 --> 00:42:16,993 I don't care about the sheep, 1457 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:19,033 I care about we're supposed to have a mandate to be the managers here. 1458 00:42:19,033 --> 00:42:19,913 I care about we're supposed to have a mandate to be the managers here. 1459 00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:21,953 I didn't come out of the meeting with a mandate to be managers and 1460 00:42:21,953 --> 00:42:22,673 I didn't come out of the meeting with a mandate to be managers and 1461 00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:24,713 to take the right decisions. 1462 00:42:24,713 --> 00:42:25,393 to take the right decisions. 1463 00:42:25,393 --> 00:42:27,433 It seems the goats and sheep are just some of the many issues for 1464 00:42:27,433 --> 00:42:28,353 It seems the goats and sheep are just some of the many issues for 1465 00:42:28,353 --> 00:42:29,793 Michael and Jonathan. 1466 00:42:29,793 --> 00:42:31,833 I feel as if I've got the weight of the world on my 1467 00:42:31,833 --> 00:42:32,233 I feel as if I've got the weight of the world on my 1468 00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:34,273 shoulders, and I could do without it, really. 1469 00:42:34,273 --> 00:42:35,473 shoulders, and I could do without it, really. 1470 00:42:35,473 --> 00:42:37,513 I've got so much going on, and it's very difficult... 1471 00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:39,553 I've got so much going on, and it's very difficult... 1472 00:42:39,553 --> 00:42:40,233 I've got so much going on, and it's very difficult... 1473 00:42:40,233 --> 00:42:42,273 ..to keep it all together. 1474 00:42:42,273 --> 00:42:42,593 ..to keep it all together. 1475 00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:44,633 So they're not making any rash decisions on their future now. 1476 00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,033 So they're not making any rash decisions on their future now. 1477 00:42:46,033 --> 00:42:48,073 They're committed to the upcoming summer wedding. 1478 00:42:48,073 --> 00:42:49,673 They're committed to the upcoming summer wedding. 1479 00:42:49,673 --> 00:42:51,713 It's time to start worrying about other things. 1480 00:42:51,713 --> 00:42:52,433 It's time to start worrying about other things. 1481 00:42:52,433 --> 00:42:54,473 We've now got worrying about our next event. 1482 00:42:54,473 --> 00:42:55,713 We've now got worrying about our next event. 1483 00:42:55,713 --> 00:42:57,553 They'll decide if they're going to 1484 00:42:57,553 --> 00:42:59,593 stay at Chateau de Jalesnes after that. 1485 00:42:59,593 --> 00:42:59,753 stay at Chateau de Jalesnes after that. 1486 00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:02,753 This chateau lark is not all plain sailing. 1487 00:43:02,753 --> 00:43:03,673 This chateau lark is not all plain sailing. 1488 00:43:09,433 --> 00:43:11,473 100 miles north-west, and it's the morning after the big event for 1489 00:43:11,473 --> 00:43:12,753 100 miles north-west, and it's the morning after the big event for 1490 00:43:12,753 --> 00:43:14,793 Philip and Angelina. And it wasn't all plain sailing. 1491 00:43:14,793 --> 00:43:16,073 Philip and Angelina. And it wasn't all plain sailing. 1492 00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:20,073 Yesterday, I caught you, and you had your head in your hand. 1493 00:43:20,073 --> 00:43:22,113 Yesterday, I caught you, and you had your head in your hand. 1494 00:43:22,113 --> 00:43:22,433 Yesterday, I caught you, and you had your head in your hand. 1495 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,473 Why? Were you having a little post-meltdown? 1496 00:43:24,473 --> 00:43:26,433 Why? Were you having a little post-meltdown? 1497 00:43:26,433 --> 00:43:28,473 Oh, yeah. Yesterday. Of course. I hid... 1498 00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:28,913 Oh, yeah. Yesterday. Of course. I hid... 1499 00:43:28,913 --> 00:43:30,953 He was like this. "Oh, let's go and check on him!" 1500 00:43:30,953 --> 00:43:32,193 He was like this. "Oh, let's go and check on him!" 1501 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,233 I did it in the middle of the afternoon. 1502 00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:34,873 I did it in the middle of the afternoon. 1503 00:43:34,873 --> 00:43:36,913 I just ran to the back of the garden, where no-one could see me. 1504 00:43:36,913 --> 00:43:38,313 I just ran to the back of the garden, where no-one could see me. 1505 00:43:38,313 --> 00:43:40,353 The hidden section. When everyone else is working 1506 00:43:40,353 --> 00:43:41,553 The hidden section. When everyone else is working 1507 00:43:41,553 --> 00:43:43,593 doing stuff, I just hid where no-one could see me and just had my 1508 00:43:43,593 --> 00:43:44,593 doing stuff, I just hid where no-one could see me and just had my 1509 00:43:44,593 --> 00:43:46,633 head in my hands going, "Why? We're not going to manage this. Please!" 1510 00:43:46,633 --> 00:43:48,033 head in my hands going, "Why? We're not going to manage this. Please!" 1511 00:43:50,113 --> 00:43:52,153 Running a chateau can do that to some people. 1512 00:43:52,153 --> 00:43:52,873 Running a chateau can do that to some people. 1513 00:43:52,873 --> 00:43:54,913 You do have really, really down moments. 1514 00:43:54,913 --> 00:43:55,793 You do have really, really down moments. 1515 00:43:55,793 --> 00:43:57,833 That's when I have a cry and a moan and, you know... 1516 00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:59,593 That's when I have a cry and a moan and, you know... 1517 00:44:00,633 --> 00:44:02,673 When life gives you lemons... 1518 00:44:02,673 --> 00:44:03,153 When life gives you lemons... 1519 00:44:03,153 --> 00:44:05,193 ..you make... Lemonade. No. You make G&T. 1520 00:44:05,193 --> 00:44:07,233 ..you make... Lemonade. No. You make G&T. 1521 00:44:07,233 --> 00:44:08,033 ..you make... Lemonade. No. You make G&T. 1522 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:11,753 So, decision time. Will they carry on with the chateau life? 1523 00:44:11,753 --> 00:44:13,553 So, decision time. Will they carry on with the chateau life? 1524 00:44:13,553 --> 00:44:15,593 I couldn't have hoped for more out of it. 1525 00:44:15,593 --> 00:44:16,273 I couldn't have hoped for more out of it. 1526 00:44:16,273 --> 00:44:18,313 The reaction from everybody yesterday, 1527 00:44:18,313 --> 00:44:20,353 it was just the reassurance I think I needed to carry on. 1528 00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:22,393 it was just the reassurance I think I needed to carry on. 1529 00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:24,433 it was just the reassurance I think I needed to carry on. 1530 00:44:24,433 --> 00:44:24,753 it was just the reassurance I think I needed to carry on. 1531 00:44:24,753 --> 00:44:26,793 So we'll keep the place on for as long as we can. 1532 00:44:26,793 --> 00:44:28,513 So we'll keep the place on for as long as we can. 1533 00:44:28,513 --> 00:44:30,553 Now we're looking forward and there's no stopping. 1534 00:44:30,553 --> 00:44:30,953 Now we're looking forward and there's no stopping. 1535 00:44:32,113 --> 00:44:33,233 I hope. 1536 00:44:34,993 --> 00:44:36,633 Good luck, Phil and Angelina. 1537 00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:38,673 With a lot of hard work, you two can make it. 1538 00:44:38,673 --> 00:44:38,993 With a lot of hard work, you two can make it. 1539 00:44:41,193 --> 00:44:43,233 Next time, on the day of the wedding, 1540 00:44:43,233 --> 00:44:43,553 Next time, on the day of the wedding, 1541 00:44:43,553 --> 00:44:45,593 Michael and Jonathan struggle with one problem... 1542 00:44:45,593 --> 00:44:46,433 Michael and Jonathan struggle with one problem... 1543 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,473 The lift has jammed itself on the ground floor. 1544 00:44:48,473 --> 00:44:50,513 The lift has jammed itself on the ground floor. 1545 00:44:50,513 --> 00:44:50,833 The lift has jammed itself on the ground floor. 1546 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,873 ..after another... They don't think they've got any more parts 1547 00:44:52,873 --> 00:44:53,833 ..after another... They don't think they've got any more parts 1548 00:44:53,833 --> 00:44:55,873 like it, because it's so old. 1549 00:44:55,873 --> 00:44:56,313 like it, because it's so old. 1550 00:44:56,313 --> 00:44:58,353 ..after another. I've found the pipe that's leaking. 1551 00:44:58,353 --> 00:44:59,153 ..after another. I've found the pipe that's leaking. 1552 00:44:59,153 --> 00:45:01,193 It's got a split in it. It looks like it is the mains pipe. 1553 00:45:01,193 --> 00:45:01,873 It's got a split in it. It looks like it is the mains pipe. 1554 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:05,073 When two new parents face a mammoth task, 1555 00:45:05,073 --> 00:45:05,833 When two new parents face a mammoth task, 1556 00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:07,873 trying to get the chateau ready for the holiday season... 1557 00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,473 trying to get the chateau ready for the holiday season... 1558 00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:11,513 I don't know if we can get everything done in time. 1559 00:45:11,513 --> 00:45:12,713 I don't know if we can get everything done in time. 1560 00:45:12,713 --> 00:45:14,193 ..they call in support. 1561 00:45:14,193 --> 00:45:15,953 I was up at four o'clock in the morning. 1562 00:45:15,953 --> 00:45:17,993 I didn't realise I was going to be moving paving slabs all day. 1563 00:45:17,993 --> 00:45:18,633 I didn't realise I was going to be moving paving slabs all day. 1564 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,353 Or at least, they thought they had. 1565 00:45:20,353 --> 00:45:22,393 Don't actually know if he's ever really done a full day's work 1566 00:45:22,393 --> 00:45:23,033 Don't actually know if he's ever really done a full day's work 1567 00:45:23,033 --> 00:45:25,073 in his life before. And major pool and wall problems... 1568 00:45:25,073 --> 00:45:26,633 in his life before. And major pool and wall problems... 1569 00:45:26,633 --> 00:45:28,673 Oh, my God! That is really not good. 1570 00:45:28,673 --> 00:45:30,713 Oh, my God! That is really not good. 1571 00:45:30,713 --> 00:45:31,313 Oh, my God! That is really not good. 1572 00:45:31,313 --> 00:45:33,353 ..threaten to scupper a chateau's summer opening. 1573 00:45:33,353 --> 00:45:33,993 ..threaten to scupper a chateau's summer opening. 1574 00:45:33,993 --> 00:45:36,033 This wall fell down and we need to put it up before the guests come. 1575 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:36,793 This wall fell down and we need to put it up before the guests come. 1576 00:46:03,633 --> 00:46:05,673 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 1577 00:46:05,673 --> 00:46:06,273 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 140515