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Provided by explosiveskull
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If you open the
door that separates us
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from our creator.
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A false god in the sky.
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But you need
no doors to find God.
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If you believe my dear, Elizabetta,
you're not of sane mind.
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Can you look around this world
and believe in the goodness
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of a God,
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when all he shows us is pain.
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Famine, pestilence, greed,
war, disease, and death.
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They only rule this world.
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There's also
love and life and hope.
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Very little hope,
I assure you.
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Now, if a God of love
and life ever did co-exist
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with his fellow man,
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he is long since dead.
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Someone, some beast,
rules in this place.
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A false prophet in the sky.
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This is Chilly Billy.
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It's station 66.6 FM.
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Ghouls, werewolves, vampires,
ghosties with the mosties.
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It's Halloween, or as we
like to call it,
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Hell Hollows Eve.
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Up next for the ghoulies
and ghosties and hosties
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with the mosties we've
got all your favorites
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that go bump in the night.
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We've got a few new
stories and we'll be taking
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requests from some
loyal listeners.
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So buckle up because unlike
some we'll be right back.
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Hey guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You guys ready for tonight?
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Heck yeah.
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I spent all of my babysitting
money on this costume.
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This is going to be awesome.
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You need any help?
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What do you think you're doing?
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Nothing.
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Remember what
happened last year?
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We can't go through that again.
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Does anybody remember
where I put my helmet?
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I'm almost finished.
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We gotta be on the
lookout for bullies too.
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Speak of the devil.
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Hey kid, get off our turf.
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Leave my tree house alone, jerk.
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Hey, I just made those.
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Your club's stupid.
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I'm telling your mom.
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Hey guys, guess what I got?
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- All right.
- Nice.
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Uh-oh.
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I gotta go.
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Go?
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Why? It's not even late yet.
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10 missed calls from my
stepdad is why.
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Not tonight, it's Halloween.
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Let me go home and check in.
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Maybe that'll calm him down
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and I can catch up
with you guys.
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You want us to walk with you?
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We can wait outside your door.
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No, it'll be okay.
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Go have fun and save
some candy for me.
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Be safe.
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- Group hug.
- Group hug.
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Hey, call us if you need us.
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- Trick or treat?
- Trick or treat?
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- Trick or treat?
- Trick or treat?
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Trick or treat?
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Trick or treat?
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Stupid tree house club.
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This house is cheap.
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Ugh, can't eat those.
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Can't eat that.
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Are you kidding?
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This sucks.
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Happy Halloween.
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Happy Halloween.
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Kyra, get in the truck.
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You're grounded.
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For what?
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Sneaking off and causing more
destruction I gotta pay for.
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You and that
God-damn tree house.
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I swear it, I'll burn it down
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if you ever go there again.
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But everyone is out tonight.
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We were just going to
get some candy.
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I'll take this too.
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No sense in paying for
something you won't answer.
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What a no-good, sorry
excuse for a holiday.
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Your room.
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Now!
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This is so unfair.
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What'd you say girl?
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Please just let me go
out tonight.
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It was her favorite
night of the year.
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Not any more.
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Right, hit him in the head.
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Right between the eyes.
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Trick or treat?
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You did it again, didn't you?
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What kind of twisted demons
did you create this time?
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Dad, please.
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Dad, no, please.
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After all I've done
for you, girl.
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Good thing your mother isn't
here to see what you've become.
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Dad, please, no.
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No!
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Your soul is mine forever.
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We're back
in five, four, three.
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Woo, kiddies, we are just
getting started.
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But it's not always the young
ones that are being naughty,
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is it Paul?
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Nope.
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We got some grownups
that ain't never learned.
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Until they did.
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Tasty treat coming right up.
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Trick or treat?
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Well, now who are you?
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I'm Little Red Riding Hood.
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Oh, adorable.
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Well here, here's some candy.
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There you go.
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Wait a minute.
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Would you or your mother
want a cupcake?
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Are they gluten-free or vegan?
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Well of course they are.
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Of course.
Wait, hold on.
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Here you go.
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I'm good but sure my mom
will love one.
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They are very sweet and yummy.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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You are so polite.
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You're kind of old to be
trick or treating, aren't you?
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It's not burned.
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What the fuck did you do to me?
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Say hello to death
you motherfucker.
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Die!
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What a nasty
way to go, Paul.
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Locals say that Grimsley
was never heard from again.
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Some say that he moved
away, but we know better.
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What a reminder, however,
to check those chocolates
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because you never know what
tricks are in your treats.
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And how do you not check
the chocolates
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in the first place, man?
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I don't know, shitty parenting?
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Super shitty.
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- Paul?
- Yeah.
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Do you like clowns?
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Dude, I fucking hate clowns.
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Yo, trolls?
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Man, you still got any
fuel left for this party?
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I got it.
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Can I cash value?
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Sure, bro.
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You're a good dude, man.
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Don't eat that.
Don't.
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- Okay, I won't.
- Good evening, ladies.
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No, don't eat that. Don't.
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I'm gonna need some of that.
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You know this is a
costume party, right?
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Yeah.
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So what are you
supposed to be?
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She's a cop, right?
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Don't you cops need bad
guys to chase?
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Oh that was funny.
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I thought it was
funny. I'm sorry.
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You're drunk.
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Fascinating, huh?
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What?
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I got a cure for that ailment.
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I'm not sure if I follow.
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However I'm probably
not interested.
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Well, if you change your
mind I've got a love letter
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with your name on it.
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Take two, call me in
the morning.
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First one's on me.
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Have fun.
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Will do.
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Trick or treat?
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Oh, hey baby, you ever play
red light, green light?
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I can go green all night long.
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Hey man.
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How's the party going, man?
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I gotta drop this off.
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I gotta dip.
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Go.
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Thanks, man. Thanks
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I need a little something
to take the edge off.
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You know what I mean?
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Look, man, I'm cool
with a lot of shit
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but I don't need
any details.
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And you didn't
get that from me.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Watch it and keep your
hands to yourself.
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That's right, I ran
into you two.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Want me to make it up to you?
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I've got the
really good candy.
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If y'all want one
on the house?
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I understand if it's
not your thing.
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This is pure shit and
really expensive,
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mostly for celebrities
at festivals and whatnot.
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Bottoms up.
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Thanks, loser.
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Later, skanks.
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- Sup?
- Sup?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You're listening
to Chilly Billy
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on Psychotronic FM.
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666 FM.
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Ghouls, werewolves, vampires,
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ghosties with the mosties.
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It's Halloween, or as we like
to call it, Hell Hallows Eve.
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Can you dig it?
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Yo, yo, yo, yo.
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- Oh, hey bro.
- What's good, baby?
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You got the blue candy?
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00:30:51,711 --> 00:30:53,680
Ah, you want some
of that trippy dippy?
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00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:55,414
- That's right.
- I got that for you.
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Have fun.
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Fun night?
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00:31:25,077 --> 00:31:26,512
I'd ask you the same thing
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if I didn't already
know the answer.
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00:31:31,617 --> 00:31:37,356
See, honey, that is why
you are not my boyfriend.
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You're welcome.
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00:32:00,112 --> 00:32:03,582
All right, this place is
a real fucking shit hole.
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00:32:12,659 --> 00:32:14,092
You look like shit.
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00:33:17,222 --> 00:33:18,390
What the fuck?
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00:33:22,962 --> 00:33:25,197
What the fuck, man?
You took a picture of me?
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00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:27,834
Did you take a picture of me?
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00:33:30,670 --> 00:33:31,704
Are you all right?
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00:33:40,512 --> 00:33:42,347
Fuck. What the fuck?
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00:33:45,584 --> 00:33:46,819
What do you want?
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00:33:46,853 --> 00:33:48,253
What do you want?
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00:33:56,294 --> 00:33:57,329
A smoke?
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00:33:57,764 --> 00:33:58,865
I got a nice car.
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Fuck.
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00:34:02,935 --> 00:34:04,904
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
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Here, take my money.
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Here, have my money, man.
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Fuck.
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00:34:19,786 --> 00:34:21,620
Fucking leave me
alone you freak.
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Fuck.
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00:35:04,197 --> 00:35:05,031
Fuck.
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What the fuck
is wrong with you, man?
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I want you to call in
with your scariest ideas,
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your deepest fears, your
spookiest nightmares,
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so I can twist the knife
in to your stories.
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Can you dig it?
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Abs!
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00:37:12,258 --> 00:37:13,793
Abs, you're not leaving are you?
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00:37:14,093 --> 00:37:15,094
Are you leaving?
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00:37:15,127 --> 00:37:16,128
No, don't leave.
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00:37:16,361 --> 00:37:17,596
Party's just starting.
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00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:19,765
Clearly.
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00:37:21,566 --> 00:37:22,668
I gotta work.
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00:37:22,702 --> 00:37:24,603
I'm sorry Matt didn't
show up again.
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00:37:25,104 --> 00:37:26,404
Yeah, it's cool.
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00:37:26,438 --> 00:37:27,539
He's a dick, so.
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00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,276
Hey, don't be like that.
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00:37:30,309 --> 00:37:32,945
There are loads of other
dudes here to hook up with.
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Fuck that guy.
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00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:35,748
Well, that's not gonna happen.
268
00:37:35,948 --> 00:37:37,717
But I gotta take off.
269
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,784
You be safe.
270
00:37:38,818 --> 00:37:39,852
Oh, no, you be safe.
271
00:38:41,981 --> 00:38:43,115
Fuck it.
272
00:38:46,018 --> 00:38:48,520
Well, if I'm gonna be
stuck here all night
273
00:38:48,553 --> 00:38:49,655
I shouldn't waste it.
274
00:38:55,061 --> 00:38:56,095
Boring Abbie.
275
00:38:57,296 --> 00:38:58,530
Never have any fun.
276
00:39:01,934 --> 00:39:03,169
Predictable Abbie.
277
00:39:03,769 --> 00:39:05,805
This is why no guys like you.
278
00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:08,207
Creepy.
279
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,541
Creepy Abbie.
280
00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:11,944
Your only friends are dead.
281
00:39:17,615 --> 00:39:18,851
Whoa.
282
00:39:19,852 --> 00:39:21,187
Not tonight big guy.
283
00:39:30,562 --> 00:39:31,831
Maybe some other time.
284
00:39:53,252 --> 00:39:55,254
Who did he think he
was selling to?
285
00:40:08,868 --> 00:40:10,236
Hm, coconut.
286
00:40:13,305 --> 00:40:15,007
Weird choice.
287
00:40:18,978 --> 00:40:20,279
Impressive.
288
00:40:29,822 --> 00:40:30,890
Very impressive.
289
00:40:32,658 --> 00:40:33,993
Good for you.
290
00:40:46,272 --> 00:40:50,943
You know it's not often a
man keeps me up all night.
291
00:40:53,813 --> 00:40:54,980
You...
292
00:40:55,948 --> 00:40:59,018
You probably wouldn't be the
type of guy to Swayze a girl,
293
00:40:59,051 --> 00:41:00,152
would you?
294
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,721
Probably be early.
295
00:41:09,829 --> 00:41:11,697
Is it getting hot in here?
296
00:41:16,202 --> 00:41:18,370
Oh, this old thing?
297
00:41:19,672 --> 00:41:21,207
I was just doing the dishes.
298
00:41:22,775 --> 00:41:23,843
Do you like it?
299
00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:27,246
It'll be our little secret.
300
00:41:29,081 --> 00:41:30,850
No need to be shy.
301
00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:36,055
Let me just.
302
00:41:37,857 --> 00:41:39,091
Get that out of the way.
303
00:41:40,392 --> 00:41:41,827
That a boy.
304
00:41:43,229 --> 00:41:44,396
That's it.
305
00:41:44,697 --> 00:41:46,132
That's muscular.
306
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:50,035
So much more muscular than him.
307
00:41:52,805 --> 00:41:54,640
You feel so alive.
308
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:57,843
Pardon me.
309
00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:12,158
So warm.
310
00:42:14,093 --> 00:42:15,361
So much better than him.
311
00:42:18,097 --> 00:42:22,268
Just start here and I'll
take care of you.
312
00:42:23,869 --> 00:42:26,138
And you'll take care
of me, won't you?
313
00:42:35,414 --> 00:42:37,316
What?
Don't you want to play?
314
00:42:39,018 --> 00:42:40,152
Let me just adjust.
315
00:42:40,953 --> 00:42:42,254
Just adjust it.
316
00:42:49,161 --> 00:42:50,229
There you go.
317
00:42:51,897 --> 00:42:52,998
We need two hands.
318
00:42:53,032 --> 00:42:55,134
Let's get this one
released here.
319
00:42:59,772 --> 00:43:01,073
So firm.
320
00:43:17,456 --> 00:43:19,091
I'll get that.
321
00:44:30,362 --> 00:44:31,964
No! No!
322
00:46:14,099 --> 00:46:15,501
No! No! No!
323
00:46:16,969 --> 00:46:21,573
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
324
00:46:21,607 --> 00:46:26,412
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
325
00:46:26,646 --> 00:46:27,980
No!
326
00:46:32,985 --> 00:46:34,119
Oh, man.
327
00:46:34,553 --> 00:46:35,954
What a dick.
328
00:46:35,988 --> 00:46:37,055
Oh.
329
00:46:38,190 --> 00:46:42,528
Welcome back kids to the
Psychotronic FM Halloween show.
330
00:46:42,762 --> 00:46:46,098
We continue down this dark
and dusty road on the night
331
00:46:46,131 --> 00:46:48,500
when the space between
the living and the dead
332
00:46:48,768 --> 00:46:50,135
is at its thinnest.
333
00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:54,173
When devils and demons
walk amongst us.
334
00:46:54,707 --> 00:46:57,976
When the skeletons in our
closet come out to play.
335
00:46:58,177 --> 00:47:00,647
But before we do any of that,
we've got to pay these bills.
336
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,781
We got to keep the lights on.
337
00:47:01,815 --> 00:47:04,416
Especially when the things
that go bump in the night
338
00:47:04,616 --> 00:47:07,119
await us around every corner.
339
00:47:09,388 --> 00:47:10,222
Hello?
340
00:47:10,255 --> 00:47:11,990
Hey what's
Billy's biggest fear?
341
00:47:12,024 --> 00:47:13,058
Yeah, I'll ask him.
342
00:47:13,258 --> 00:47:14,626
Cool, happy Halloween.
343
00:47:14,661 --> 00:47:16,428
Hey, Bill, we've got a
caller on the line
344
00:47:16,462 --> 00:47:20,132
that wants to know what
your biggest fear is.
345
00:47:20,165 --> 00:47:21,166
My biggest fear?
346
00:47:21,433 --> 00:47:22,501
Mm-hmm.
347
00:47:24,069 --> 00:47:25,204
The dark.
348
00:47:31,043 --> 00:47:35,314
Good evening, Count Dracula.
349
00:47:41,721 --> 00:47:42,822
Hello?
350
00:47:42,856 --> 00:47:45,324
Let me ask you something,
what are you wearing?
351
00:47:45,357 --> 00:47:46,391
What?
352
00:47:46,425 --> 00:47:48,427
Answer
the question, Daryl.
353
00:47:48,728 --> 00:47:50,562
I don't see what that
has to do with anything.
354
00:47:52,364 --> 00:47:53,700
Fucking Dracula.
Am I right?
355
00:47:56,068 --> 00:47:57,135
Not exactly.
356
00:47:57,169 --> 00:47:59,672
You generic-ass
walking copyright violation.
357
00:47:59,706 --> 00:48:01,440
Every fucking year, Daryl.
358
00:48:01,473 --> 00:48:02,441
Okay, you know what?
359
00:48:02,474 --> 00:48:04,376
You wear the same costume
every year, right?
360
00:48:04,944 --> 00:48:07,747
Hey, hey, I do that for
you and Lenny, dude.
361
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,147
As a favor.
362
00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:10,683
Thank you so much, sweetheart.
363
00:48:12,584 --> 00:48:13,786
Put you in coffin right now.
364
00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:15,387
Okay, you know what?
365
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,723
First of all, it's tradition.
366
00:48:16,756 --> 00:48:17,790
So...
367
00:48:19,124 --> 00:48:20,092
You know why I'm calling you?
368
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,227
If you're calling about
the rabbits, I told you
369
00:48:22,261 --> 00:48:23,428
that I will have them.
370
00:48:23,630 --> 00:48:25,364
Lenny loves his rabbits.
371
00:48:26,164 --> 00:48:28,333
So now you're gonna
tell me what Lenny likes.
372
00:48:29,334 --> 00:48:30,637
Just a reminder, that's all.
373
00:48:30,670 --> 00:48:31,771
I will have them.
374
00:48:32,672 --> 00:48:34,306
Along with the?
375
00:48:34,339 --> 00:48:35,440
The pumpkins.
376
00:48:36,508 --> 00:48:37,543
Atta boy.
377
00:48:38,645 --> 00:48:40,379
Okay, I hate to
cut this short, Vin,
378
00:48:41,814 --> 00:48:43,148
but it's getting late.
379
00:48:43,615 --> 00:48:44,751
Sun's going down.
380
00:48:46,585 --> 00:48:48,153
And you know what that means.
381
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,690
A vampire's gotta eat.
382
00:48:52,157 --> 00:48:53,325
Yeah, he does.
383
00:48:53,358 --> 00:48:54,526
Gay.
384
00:48:55,662 --> 00:48:56,729
Jerk off.
385
00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:02,067
You're so pretty.
386
00:49:03,836 --> 00:49:05,772
I can't believe I'm doing this.
387
00:49:06,773 --> 00:49:08,240
Look, you're not playing along.
388
00:49:08,273 --> 00:49:10,609
Because we're not
17 anymore, Chuck.
389
00:49:14,413 --> 00:49:15,614
We used to have fun.
390
00:49:16,816 --> 00:49:19,284
Come on, just a little?
391
00:49:19,953 --> 00:49:23,288
No, you had fun while I
had to convince
392
00:49:23,322 --> 00:49:25,557
the whole senior year that
you didn't fucking bone me
393
00:49:25,591 --> 00:49:27,092
in a closet.
394
00:49:27,326 --> 00:49:28,728
Well, that offer still stands.
395
00:49:28,761 --> 00:49:30,663
No, that's gonna be a
strong no for me.
396
00:49:30,964 --> 00:49:33,131
I'm only doing this
because Cat, you know Cat?
397
00:49:33,565 --> 00:49:35,100
She won't leave me alone.
398
00:49:35,969 --> 00:49:38,303
Well that's a real
confidence booster, Marie.
399
00:49:38,771 --> 00:49:40,539
You know chicks actually
really dig me.
400
00:49:41,373 --> 00:49:42,541
You know that?
401
00:49:42,574 --> 00:49:43,910
I'm a nice guy.
402
00:49:43,943 --> 00:49:45,845
Let me stop you right there.
403
00:49:46,445 --> 00:49:48,246
You know, we used to be friends
404
00:49:49,649 --> 00:49:53,185
before you turned into
a total fucking jerk
405
00:49:53,218 --> 00:49:55,287
who I only tolerate at parties.
406
00:49:57,790 --> 00:49:58,825
Works for me.
407
00:49:58,858 --> 00:50:00,292
Time's up love birds.
408
00:50:00,325 --> 00:50:01,894
Leave some closet for
the rest of us.
409
00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:13,906
As an officer of the law it
was your job to frisk him.
410
00:50:14,439 --> 00:50:16,676
Please don't make me do
anything else like that.
411
00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:18,276
I mean, can we do
something better?
412
00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:42,735
Thank you for such
another fun party.
413
00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:43,936
Thank you for coming.
414
00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:48,607
- See you at work.
- All right, be safe.
415
00:50:48,641 --> 00:50:49,642
Bye.
416
00:50:57,917 --> 00:50:58,951
- Hi.
- Hey.
417
00:50:58,985 --> 00:51:00,185
- Hiya.
- Marie?
418
00:51:01,888 --> 00:51:03,455
You're my fourth
pickup from here.
419
00:51:03,488 --> 00:51:04,657
Is it a busy party?
420
00:51:04,691 --> 00:51:05,825
I mean, I guess.
421
00:51:05,858 --> 00:51:08,260
I only called you because
some asshole blocked my car.
422
00:51:10,663 --> 00:51:12,665
Oh, just a few spares
in the back, you know?
423
00:51:12,932 --> 00:51:14,232
Never to careful.
424
00:51:17,502 --> 00:51:18,671
Is that the right address?
425
00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:20,305
Yeah.
426
00:51:49,836 --> 00:51:50,870
Good God.
427
00:51:51,104 --> 00:51:52,537
What are you doing?
428
00:51:53,305 --> 00:51:54,506
Are you okay?
429
00:51:59,478 --> 00:52:01,580
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
430
00:52:03,315 --> 00:52:04,449
Are you okay?
431
00:52:04,951 --> 00:52:06,853
I told him this isn't my house.
432
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,689
Are you gonna arrest me?
433
00:52:11,423 --> 00:52:12,892
What's your address?
I'll call you...
434
00:52:17,730 --> 00:52:18,765
Stay here.
435
00:52:19,999 --> 00:52:21,399
Whatever,
436
00:52:22,334 --> 00:52:23,435
you're the cop.
437
00:52:34,747 --> 00:52:36,048
Jimmy?
438
00:52:37,482 --> 00:52:38,718
Jimmy are you home?
439
00:52:38,751 --> 00:52:39,886
You left the door...
440
00:52:55,735 --> 00:52:57,837
Way more remotes
than they have TVs.
441
00:52:57,870 --> 00:52:59,371
No, it's just
games in here.
442
00:52:59,404 --> 00:53:00,438
There's no safe.
443
00:53:03,876 --> 00:53:06,045
Hey Chuck, please help, man.
444
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:15,520
Chuck, check this out.
445
00:53:17,690 --> 00:53:19,058
I'm the queen of England.
446
00:53:24,897 --> 00:53:26,032
Dude, let's go man.
447
00:53:26,065 --> 00:53:27,399
It's not worth it.
448
00:53:27,432 --> 00:53:28,533
One last check
and I'm done.
449
00:53:30,670 --> 00:53:32,404
Yeah, man.
Fucking shit.
450
00:53:36,175 --> 00:53:37,442
Is that the cops?
451
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,679
She only wishes
she was a cop.
452
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:41,814
Ain't that right, Marie?
453
00:53:46,185 --> 00:53:47,552
You son of a bitch.
454
00:53:50,122 --> 00:53:51,389
Oh, I'm gonna get you.
455
00:53:53,192 --> 00:53:54,694
Alex, dial 911.
456
00:53:54,727 --> 00:53:56,428
Dialing 911.
457
00:53:58,698 --> 00:53:59,899
Where the fuck are you going?
458
00:54:07,106 --> 00:54:08,674
Connection failed.
459
00:54:10,442 --> 00:54:11,610
Time to go, man.
460
00:54:11,978 --> 00:54:14,546
Nah, I wanna have a
little fun first.
461
00:54:16,615 --> 00:54:17,783
You're on your own.
462
00:54:23,122 --> 00:54:25,091
Why do you always
complicate things?
463
00:54:25,858 --> 00:54:27,026
Huh?
464
00:54:27,827 --> 00:54:29,494
You've been a stuck
up bitch to me
465
00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:30,997
ever since the sixth grade.
466
00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:38,871
Ever since your parents
died you turned me away.
467
00:54:44,110 --> 00:54:45,177
Look at me.
468
00:54:46,646 --> 00:54:47,880
Open your mouth.
469
00:54:57,023 --> 00:54:58,090
Son of a...
470
00:54:59,491 --> 00:55:00,625
Fuck you, Chuck.
471
00:55:01,761 --> 00:55:03,062
Get the fuck out of my house.
472
00:55:23,548 --> 00:55:24,884
Marie?
473
00:55:27,787 --> 00:55:29,487
This is your last chance, Marie.
474
00:55:35,261 --> 00:55:36,996
That was a sweet kick
to the face.
475
00:55:50,009 --> 00:55:51,509
Marie?
476
00:57:03,983 --> 00:57:04,984
And he screamed out,
477
00:57:05,017 --> 00:57:06,584
"Run, bitch. Run."
478
00:57:06,618 --> 00:57:07,720
So she ran.
479
00:57:36,215 --> 00:57:37,349
Fuck.
480
00:58:40,112 --> 00:58:41,247
Marie?
481
00:58:51,824 --> 00:58:54,760
Here's to another spooky year.
482
00:58:55,895 --> 00:58:56,996
Night ain't over yet though.
483
00:59:00,766 --> 00:59:02,268
Make sure you eat
before midnight.
484
00:59:02,301 --> 00:59:03,736
Remember what
happened last time.
485
00:59:04,436 --> 00:59:05,771
Okay, Boomer.
486
00:59:07,273 --> 00:59:09,975
That's right folks, the
wonderful people at Free Ride
487
00:59:10,009 --> 00:59:12,311
wanna make sure you make it
back in one piece tonight
488
00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:15,414
with their discount
code bloody one.
489
00:59:16,115 --> 00:59:17,950
- Trick or treat?
- Trick or treat?
490
00:59:17,983 --> 00:59:19,985
- Happy Halloween.
- Trick or treat?
491
00:59:27,126 --> 00:59:28,327
Late snacker?
492
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:32,031
Gigi's Pizzas offer two large
pies for 16.66 tonight only.
493
00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:34,466
Last call, 11.30, kids.
494
00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:37,236
Only on Psychotronic FM.
495
00:59:39,071 --> 00:59:40,472
Do you know any good
parties tonight?
496
00:59:41,307 --> 00:59:42,441
Sorry, what's tonight?
497
00:59:43,509 --> 00:59:44,843
Halloween.
498
00:59:45,044 --> 00:59:46,745
It's like my favorite
night of the year.
499
00:59:46,779 --> 00:59:47,913
Wow, Halloween.
500
00:59:47,947 --> 00:59:49,982
Well sorry to
break it to you, bud,
501
00:59:50,015 --> 00:59:51,917
but nobody gives a shit
about Halloween.
502
00:59:51,951 --> 00:59:52,952
All right?
503
00:59:52,985 --> 00:59:55,187
It's just a bunch of
pre-pubescent little shits
504
00:59:55,221 --> 00:59:58,324
and creepy weirdos who like
feeding other people's children.
505
01:00:00,526 --> 01:00:02,061
Besides, who are you
supposed to be?
506
01:00:02,094 --> 01:00:03,762
You look like my
great-grandfather.
507
01:00:05,364 --> 01:00:07,299
Hey, there's no smoking in here.
508
01:00:08,133 --> 01:00:08,968
Whatever, dude.
509
01:00:09,001 --> 01:00:10,302
I'll give you five stars,
all right?
510
01:00:10,336 --> 01:00:12,037
That's not how
this ride works, okay?
511
01:00:15,107 --> 01:00:16,342
- Ride's over.
- Dude?
512
01:00:18,210 --> 01:00:20,145
- Get out.
- I don't know where...
513
01:00:20,479 --> 01:00:22,948
- Are you fucking serious?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
514
01:00:23,683 --> 01:00:26,252
Another rider will be out
here to pick you up later.
515
01:00:28,487 --> 01:00:29,955
One star.
516
01:00:30,956 --> 01:00:32,091
Piece of shit.
517
01:00:37,062 --> 01:00:39,798
- Happy Halloween, bitch.
- Fuck you.
518
01:00:42,935 --> 01:00:44,169
Target acquired.
519
01:00:47,539 --> 01:00:48,841
So I've been making like
520
01:00:48,874 --> 01:00:51,176
a lot of money with this
outfit tonight.
521
01:00:52,544 --> 01:00:53,680
Like a super bunny.
522
01:00:53,713 --> 01:00:56,582
Like I've been fucking so
many guys at the same time.
523
01:00:56,615 --> 01:00:58,851
And like I make money so quick.
524
01:00:58,884 --> 01:01:00,286
- Rabbiting hard?
- Yeah.
525
01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:01,253
Oh, yeah.
526
01:01:01,287 --> 01:01:02,488
Lucky you, if I have
to fuck one more clown
527
01:01:02,521 --> 01:01:03,889
I swear I'm gonna lose it.
528
01:01:03,922 --> 01:01:04,990
Mm, yeah.
529
01:01:05,024 --> 01:01:06,158
It's just really
exhausting, you know?
530
01:01:06,191 --> 01:01:07,860
Totally, totally.
And getting that...
531
01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:09,361
Everywhere.
532
01:01:09,395 --> 01:01:10,929
It's really hard to wash out.
533
01:01:11,263 --> 01:01:12,865
Yeah, they're kind of creepy.
534
01:01:13,232 --> 01:01:14,133
Yeah.
535
01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:15,034
I don't like when they're
about to climax
536
01:01:15,067 --> 01:01:17,102
and then they hit me
with the flowers.
537
01:01:17,136 --> 01:01:18,237
Wait, what?
538
01:01:20,539 --> 01:01:21,874
Yeah!
539
01:01:21,907 --> 01:01:22,941
Where does it come from?
540
01:01:22,975 --> 01:01:23,976
Their dick?
541
01:01:24,009 --> 01:01:24,910
Everywhere.
542
01:01:24,943 --> 01:01:26,979
And it's just like, it's
just all over me.
543
01:01:27,579 --> 01:01:29,214
And it's like, it's
Tuesday, you know?
544
01:01:29,248 --> 01:01:31,250
I'm not, I'm not trying
to have that.
545
01:01:31,283 --> 01:01:33,085
I'm just trying to have
like just a simple,
546
01:01:33,118 --> 01:01:35,287
like simple fuck, simple
blow and just call it a day.
547
01:01:35,321 --> 01:01:36,422
- Yeah exactly.
- Yeah, totally.
548
01:01:36,455 --> 01:01:38,123
I don't need a skit.
549
01:01:38,324 --> 01:01:40,025
I'm not, this isn't a show.
550
01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:42,628
A full-blown role
play situation.
551
01:01:42,662 --> 01:01:44,263
You should charge more for that.
552
01:01:44,296 --> 01:01:45,397
I should.
553
01:01:45,431 --> 01:01:46,465
Look.
554
01:01:46,498 --> 01:01:47,866
Look at that clown car.
555
01:01:49,535 --> 01:01:54,973
I have time but do I have room?
556
01:01:58,444 --> 01:01:59,845
I'm game.
557
01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:11,523
Not it.
558
01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:13,660
Fuck me.
559
01:02:13,693 --> 01:02:16,261
- I already did the other weirdo.
- No, no, that doesn't count.
560
01:02:16,295 --> 01:02:17,096
Like fuck me.
561
01:02:17,129 --> 01:02:18,464
Like, that means you
wanna fuck 'em.
562
01:02:18,497 --> 01:02:19,565
So I'm out.
563
01:02:19,598 --> 01:02:20,899
You're in.
564
01:02:21,467 --> 01:02:22,901
Hey, ladies.
565
01:02:25,471 --> 01:02:26,872
Fuck you.
566
01:02:27,272 --> 01:02:28,240
Shall we?
567
01:02:28,273 --> 01:02:32,211
Let's go see what this
motherfucker's doing.
568
01:02:32,478 --> 01:02:35,347
Damn, did somebody order
some Count Chalkula?
569
01:02:35,715 --> 01:02:37,082
Definitely not.
570
01:02:37,116 --> 01:02:39,118
You know I can't eat
fucking cereal.
571
01:02:39,585 --> 01:02:41,320
And now I'm hungry.
572
01:02:41,688 --> 01:02:43,122
Ah, fuck me.
573
01:02:43,555 --> 01:02:45,157
- What?
- I think he's my ride.
574
01:02:51,130 --> 01:02:52,197
Bye.
575
01:03:06,211 --> 01:03:08,013
- Happy Halloween.
- Happy Halloween.
576
01:03:08,313 --> 01:03:09,348
You gone die, bitch.
577
01:03:10,048 --> 01:03:11,450
Bye.
578
01:03:16,989 --> 01:03:18,390
You know, I can role
the windows up
579
01:03:18,424 --> 01:03:20,426
or even down if you want?
580
01:03:21,059 --> 01:03:24,396
Save it, you're not getting
any freebies from me.
581
01:03:26,532 --> 01:03:27,667
I'm just making conversation.
582
01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:29,636
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
583
01:03:29,669 --> 01:03:31,103
Shit.
584
01:03:37,276 --> 01:03:40,012
Okay Bran Stroker,
what's on your mind?
585
01:03:41,547 --> 01:03:43,182
Actually Bram Stoker
was the author.
586
01:03:44,116 --> 01:03:45,484
He wasn't the vampire.
587
01:03:45,685 --> 01:03:49,388
Sure he was and then he
gets killed off in the end
588
01:03:49,421 --> 01:03:51,557
by Eddie van Halen or some shit.
589
01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,060
So you're going home
for the evening?
590
01:03:56,395 --> 01:03:57,496
What do you mean?
591
01:03:57,797 --> 01:04:01,266
From my job as a prostitute?
592
01:04:03,636 --> 01:04:06,305
Not really making any
assumptions about your vocation.
593
01:04:08,775 --> 01:04:10,175
I'm going to see my pimp.
594
01:04:10,442 --> 01:04:11,744
He needs me for something.
595
01:04:12,110 --> 01:04:14,179
I think he wants to take
me to a party.
596
01:04:15,447 --> 01:04:16,448
Your pimp?
597
01:04:18,584 --> 01:04:20,052
I always wanted to meet a pimp.
598
01:04:21,587 --> 01:04:23,723
Oh honey, he'd love your ass.
599
01:04:25,257 --> 01:04:26,659
This is you.
600
01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:29,595
You really wanna meet my pimp?
601
01:04:30,730 --> 01:04:32,097
Yeah.
602
01:04:32,397 --> 01:04:35,033
And you're not some sort
of spy or that shit?
603
01:04:36,836 --> 01:04:38,638
It'd make me way
cooler if I was?
604
01:04:40,239 --> 01:04:41,406
Okay, fuck it.
605
01:04:42,107 --> 01:04:44,176
Although he might fuck
you up a bit.
606
01:04:44,209 --> 01:04:45,410
He's kind of hard to read.
607
01:04:49,181 --> 01:04:50,516
Take that hit.
Hit.
608
01:04:58,557 --> 01:05:00,259
Hey, Daddy.
609
01:05:06,298 --> 01:05:07,432
Who the fuck is this?
610
01:05:08,133 --> 01:05:09,468
He's my ride.
611
01:05:09,501 --> 01:05:10,837
Well what the fuck does he want?
612
01:05:10,870 --> 01:05:12,639
I think he wants to
suck your blood.
613
01:05:14,874 --> 01:05:17,276
Nah, I think he wants
to suck my dick.
614
01:05:21,246 --> 01:05:22,214
Well, what is it?
615
01:05:22,247 --> 01:05:23,382
His blood or his dick?
616
01:05:28,053 --> 01:05:29,388
Time to go fruitcake.
617
01:05:35,795 --> 01:05:36,796
Did I miss something?
618
01:06:02,321 --> 01:06:03,488
Shit.
619
01:06:09,428 --> 01:06:11,864
Oh, seriously?
620
01:06:20,172 --> 01:06:21,741
- Why didn't you hit her?
- She's a woman.
621
01:06:22,008 --> 01:06:23,643
- What are you sexist?
- What?
622
01:06:23,676 --> 01:06:25,177
Equal opportunity.
623
01:06:29,749 --> 01:06:31,651
See, why can't you do that?
624
01:06:32,217 --> 01:06:33,385
She was really big.
625
01:06:33,418 --> 01:06:34,553
You fought the Taliban.
626
01:06:35,621 --> 01:06:36,656
You always do this, Daryl.
627
01:06:36,689 --> 01:06:38,290
You get in trouble and you
call me to bail you out.
628
01:06:38,323 --> 01:06:39,859
See, there's no I in team,
629
01:06:40,258 --> 01:06:41,593
- Daryl.
- You had a gun?
630
01:06:42,394 --> 01:06:43,562
Yeah, why?
631
01:06:43,595 --> 01:06:44,897
You should have used it
from the start.
632
01:06:44,931 --> 01:06:45,765
I don't like guns,
you know that.
633
01:06:45,798 --> 01:06:47,232
That's why I only
carry one around.
634
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,636
So what do you wanna
do with her?
635
01:06:50,235 --> 01:06:51,470
I got her.
636
01:06:56,308 --> 01:06:58,477
So who's dick was I
supposed to be sucking?
637
01:06:59,444 --> 01:07:00,713
Who are you, mister?
638
01:07:02,247 --> 01:07:03,548
I'm fucking Dracula.
639
01:07:17,362 --> 01:07:19,364
Jesus Christ, you smell
like wolf pussy.
640
01:07:22,902 --> 01:07:25,772
Next year I'm going as
Hercules, no more masks.
641
01:07:26,304 --> 01:07:27,539
Where's your other glove?
642
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,776
Got stuck in your mom's pubes.
643
01:07:30,609 --> 01:07:32,277
Smell my finger.
644
01:07:44,791 --> 01:07:45,825
Sorry I'm late.
645
01:07:47,827 --> 01:07:50,262
As excuses go, that
one's pretty good.
646
01:07:50,830 --> 01:07:52,364
Boom.
647
01:07:52,799 --> 01:07:53,800
Another year.
648
01:07:58,805 --> 01:08:01,306
Dude, you make six
figures a year.
649
01:08:01,339 --> 01:08:02,642
Why are you still buying
the same fucking beer
650
01:08:02,675 --> 01:08:03,710
we had when we were
in high school?
651
01:08:03,743 --> 01:08:04,844
What's wrong with you?
652
01:08:05,144 --> 01:08:06,545
Works for me.
653
01:08:06,746 --> 01:08:07,914
Where's Lenny?
654
01:08:08,413 --> 01:08:11,818
Lenny wasn't looking so hot
so I told him to take a nap
655
01:08:12,085 --> 01:08:13,351
and I gave him a Valium.
656
01:08:13,385 --> 01:08:14,553
You roofied Lenny?
657
01:08:15,253 --> 01:08:16,823
So I was watching the
news yesterday
658
01:08:16,856 --> 01:08:19,324
and it had this full
report on Chango Chicken.
659
01:08:19,357 --> 01:08:20,727
Wait, don't change the subject.
660
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,794
You roofied Lenny.
661
01:08:21,828 --> 01:08:22,929
You ever eaten there?
662
01:08:22,962 --> 01:08:24,362
Yeah, the fast food
chicken chain.
663
01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:25,497
What about it?
664
01:08:25,530 --> 01:08:26,933
Yeah, so this report
was saying they tested
665
01:08:26,966 --> 01:08:29,769
eight separate locations
over 100 times
666
01:08:29,802 --> 01:08:32,304
in the course of a month
and they found fecal matter
667
01:08:32,337 --> 01:08:34,974
in the ice more than
95% of the time.
668
01:08:35,574 --> 01:08:37,275
Fecal matter.
That's shit.
669
01:08:37,309 --> 01:08:38,477
Human shit.
670
01:08:39,011 --> 01:08:41,446
- Yeah, we know what that means.
- Unbelievable.
671
01:08:41,714 --> 01:08:43,548
- Right?
- How is that even possible?
672
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:45,785
Like mechanically?
673
01:08:45,818 --> 01:08:48,320
Is that not the most fucked
up thing you've ever heard?
674
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,388
I mean, you did just
roofie Lenny.
675
01:08:52,357 --> 01:08:54,727
Hey, speaking of which, wanna
go see if it's game time?
676
01:08:55,627 --> 01:08:56,863
Yeah.
677
01:08:58,798 --> 01:09:00,767
Again, I feel like I
can't stress this enough,
678
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,901
you roofied Lenny.
679
01:09:02,267 --> 01:09:03,870
- He'll be fine.
- Wakey wakey.
680
01:09:04,336 --> 01:09:05,938
I don't think he'll be fine.
681
01:09:06,706 --> 01:09:07,874
There we go.
682
01:09:07,907 --> 01:09:09,474
- There we go.
- God damn it.
683
01:09:09,508 --> 01:09:10,877
Why do you put that
shit all over him?
684
01:09:10,910 --> 01:09:12,678
You know he's
just gonna tear it off.
685
01:09:13,946 --> 01:09:15,047
He looks awesome.
686
01:09:15,081 --> 01:09:16,048
He does not look awesome.
687
01:09:16,082 --> 01:09:18,316
- All right, it's feeding time.
- Sorry dude.
688
01:09:19,886 --> 01:09:20,987
I don't feel so hot.
689
01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:22,655
Yeah, 'cause he
fucking drugged you.
690
01:09:22,688 --> 01:09:23,522
Okay.
691
01:09:23,555 --> 01:09:24,891
Okay Scottie, give him
some distance.
692
01:09:24,924 --> 01:09:25,958
All right, come on.
693
01:09:25,992 --> 01:09:27,492
Yeah, a lot of distance.
694
01:09:27,927 --> 01:09:29,729
Don't forget what
happened in 2014.
695
01:09:31,030 --> 01:09:32,397
I fucked up that cape.
696
01:09:33,431 --> 01:09:34,466
Yeah.
697
01:09:39,571 --> 01:09:40,773
Cheers.
698
01:09:47,512 --> 01:09:48,848
Have I mentioned I
love this part
699
01:09:48,881 --> 01:09:50,683
because I fucking
love this part.
700
01:09:58,456 --> 01:09:59,859
Morning!
701
01:10:02,594 --> 01:10:03,595
Ahh!
702
01:10:04,664 --> 01:10:05,665
This never gets old.
703
01:10:06,598 --> 01:10:08,634
I can't hear you
all when you're talking
704
01:10:08,668 --> 01:10:09,802
all at the same time.
705
01:10:10,335 --> 01:10:13,840
Some of you might be wondering
why you're here right now
706
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,810
and not at home safely tucked
away in your nightcaps.
707
01:10:17,844 --> 01:10:21,379
Well, I'm gonna need
you to think long
708
01:10:21,413 --> 01:10:23,582
and hard about your
recent actions.
709
01:10:23,615 --> 01:10:25,718
Some of you might think
this is a little bit extreme
710
01:10:25,751 --> 01:10:29,155
but to be honest we
don't give a shit
711
01:10:29,188 --> 01:10:30,823
what you fucking people think.
712
01:10:32,524 --> 01:10:34,492
Here's why.
713
01:10:36,428 --> 01:10:38,563
You don't seem to understand
714
01:10:39,065 --> 01:10:41,968
because none of you give a shit
715
01:10:42,335 --> 01:10:45,137
how your actions
affect other people.
716
01:10:46,438 --> 01:10:47,807
And I for one,
717
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,575
did not go overseas
and risk my fucking life
718
01:10:50,609 --> 01:10:52,812
to come back here and
watch you fucking dipshits
719
01:10:52,845 --> 01:10:54,080
rip my country apart.
720
01:10:55,715 --> 01:10:57,717
Yeah we didn't watch our
friend get all fucked up
721
01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,051
for you fucks.
722
01:10:59,252 --> 01:11:01,620
Fucking medical
testing bullshit.
723
01:11:01,654 --> 01:11:02,655
Also that.
724
01:11:10,462 --> 01:11:13,465
So now each and every
one of you
725
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:16,869
have a shot at redemption.
726
01:11:17,837 --> 01:11:20,139
Redemption, yay!
727
01:11:23,209 --> 01:11:24,442
Is his dick out?
728
01:11:26,879 --> 01:11:28,014
Why is his dick out?
729
01:11:32,251 --> 01:11:33,485
There you go.
730
01:11:37,056 --> 01:11:38,057
Kobe!
731
01:11:54,539 --> 01:11:55,975
Now,
732
01:11:56,008 --> 01:11:59,511
I don't want any of you
to say that I'm not fair.
733
01:12:00,046 --> 01:12:03,515
I want to give you all a
very fair chance.
734
01:12:04,516 --> 01:12:08,654
So in the spirit of fairness
we're gonna let you guys go.
735
01:12:12,158 --> 01:12:13,659
Y'all feel like running?
736
01:12:14,961 --> 01:12:17,163
Your best bet is to
head for the tree line.
737
01:12:18,664 --> 01:12:20,032
We won't
chase you there.
738
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:26,839
And I mean this in all
sincerity, good luck rabbits.
739
01:12:29,942 --> 01:12:31,677
That means fucking run!
740
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,727
Oh, no, no, no, no.
741
01:12:55,134 --> 01:12:56,836
I didn't even fucking
do anything.
742
01:13:02,742 --> 01:13:03,743
Help!
743
01:13:12,685 --> 01:13:13,618
No, no.
744
01:13:13,652 --> 01:13:15,587
You don't know how to
follow instructions.
745
01:13:21,593 --> 01:13:23,229
I love Halloween, I swear.
746
01:13:23,262 --> 01:13:24,830
I swear.
747
01:13:26,598 --> 01:13:28,868
What the fuck is going on?
748
01:13:30,770 --> 01:13:33,239
I can't hear and I
can't see anything.
749
01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:37,710
What the fuck is that?
750
01:13:45,851 --> 01:13:47,219
10 points.
751
01:13:57,263 --> 01:13:58,864
Who the fuck are you people?
752
01:14:06,405 --> 01:14:08,774
Ooh, 10 points baby.
753
01:14:19,919 --> 01:14:20,953
What the fuck?
754
01:14:24,323 --> 01:14:25,623
What is that?
755
01:14:25,658 --> 01:14:26,725
anybody?
756
01:14:31,931 --> 01:14:33,065
Fuck!
757
01:14:38,237 --> 01:14:39,271
Did you see that?
758
01:14:39,305 --> 01:14:40,306
Oh shit!
759
01:14:53,719 --> 01:14:54,854
Help!
760
01:14:55,154 --> 01:14:56,288
Did you imagine that?
761
01:14:56,322 --> 01:14:58,991
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny.
762
01:15:21,881 --> 01:15:23,382
Help!
763
01:15:24,817 --> 01:15:25,951
Fuck, no.
764
01:15:45,371 --> 01:15:47,139
Help!
Help!
765
01:15:52,077 --> 01:15:53,245
Shit.
766
01:15:53,279 --> 01:15:54,413
What the fuck?
767
01:16:19,438 --> 01:16:21,307
No, no, no, no, no.
768
01:16:22,508 --> 01:16:24,777
Ooh, that was gross.
769
01:16:32,785 --> 01:16:34,153
Hey, Lenny.
770
01:16:34,186 --> 01:16:36,488
We got some beers over
here whenever you're done.
771
01:16:36,889 --> 01:16:38,757
Take your time, it's fine.
772
01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:40,326
We got a lot of time.
773
01:16:48,934 --> 01:16:50,469
So maybe fantasy football then?
774
01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,004
Switch it up.
775
01:16:52,905 --> 01:16:54,073
What the fuck, Scottie?
776
01:16:58,444 --> 01:16:59,912
Paul, what the hell, man?
777
01:17:00,212 --> 01:17:01,814
- What happened?
- I don't know.
778
01:17:01,847 --> 01:17:03,215
Do you think it's kids
fucking around
779
01:17:03,249 --> 01:17:05,317
or did you forget to pay
the power bill?
780
01:17:06,418 --> 01:17:07,886
- Ow.
- Fuck off.
781
01:17:33,379 --> 01:17:34,446
Okay.
782
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:35,581
Wow.
783
01:17:35,614 --> 01:17:40,419
Well, we apparently have
ghosts here at Psychotronic FM
784
01:17:40,452 --> 01:17:45,090
and Chilly Billy has
stepped out with the sage
785
01:17:45,391 --> 01:17:47,326
to cleanse the studio.
786
01:17:47,359 --> 01:17:50,562
But in the meantime, we're
gonna be accepting calls
787
01:17:50,596 --> 01:17:56,001
for one final story
request of the night.
788
01:18:08,147 --> 01:18:09,415
Yeah, hang on a second.
789
01:18:09,448 --> 01:18:11,483
Bill, I've got some
callers on the line.
790
01:18:11,517 --> 01:18:12,618
What are you thinking about?
791
01:18:12,652 --> 01:18:14,420
Do you got a story in mind?
792
01:18:14,453 --> 01:18:16,355
Anything I can help
you out about
793
01:18:16,388 --> 01:18:19,158
with like witches or zombies?
794
01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,293
What flavor you want?
795
01:18:21,661 --> 01:18:23,595
Give me anything.
I can spin the best of them.
796
01:18:25,331 --> 01:18:26,432
Okay.
797
01:18:26,633 --> 01:18:28,000
Yes.
798
01:18:28,534 --> 01:18:30,035
Uh, let me ask him.
799
01:18:30,469 --> 01:18:32,271
Hey, Bill, we've got a
caller on the line
800
01:18:32,304 --> 01:18:36,342
saying she's been a fan of
yours for quite a while.
801
01:18:36,643 --> 01:18:37,943
Want to take this one?
802
01:18:38,544 --> 01:18:39,878
All right.
803
01:18:41,947 --> 01:18:44,049
You've got Chilly Billy
on the line, sweetheart.
804
01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:45,984
Oh my God, Chilly Billy.
805
01:18:46,018 --> 01:18:47,119
Yes.
806
01:18:47,152 --> 01:18:49,188
Can you tell us the one
about the house on the hill?
807
01:18:49,455 --> 01:18:52,024
None of my friends believe
me when I tell them
808
01:18:52,057 --> 01:18:53,559
that ghost hunters came to town.
809
01:18:54,694 --> 01:18:56,328
But of course darlin'.
810
01:18:56,362 --> 01:18:59,031
You sound pretty young
so you must've been a kid
811
01:18:59,064 --> 01:19:00,332
when those guys came to town.
812
01:19:02,267 --> 01:19:05,304
It started out on a cold
and lonely night.
813
01:19:06,105 --> 01:19:07,106
Kind of like tonight.
814
01:19:10,109 --> 01:19:12,211
GPS looks like we should
be coming up on the house
815
01:19:12,244 --> 01:19:13,512
in a few minutes.
816
01:19:15,381 --> 01:19:16,882
Super creepy.
817
01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:18,550
How do you even see out here?
818
01:19:18,584 --> 01:19:20,486
This fog is so intense.
819
01:19:24,623 --> 01:19:26,625
Watch out for that
down tree, Curtis.
820
01:19:36,435 --> 01:19:37,637
Wow.
821
01:19:38,537 --> 01:19:40,973
I'm not paying you to
damage the equipment.
822
01:19:44,677 --> 01:19:46,044
Hang tight.
823
01:19:46,078 --> 01:19:47,179
I'll see what I can do.
824
01:19:48,013 --> 01:19:49,281
I'll help you.
825
01:19:56,555 --> 01:19:59,158
I'm not so sure how we're
gonna get out of this one,
826
01:19:59,191 --> 01:20:00,259
it looks quite stuck.
827
01:20:03,495 --> 01:20:08,066
All right team, Simon, Judy
and myself, we'll head up
828
01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:10,135
to the house, start
getting things sorted.
829
01:20:10,169 --> 01:20:12,471
Curtis, Vanessa,
you two stay back,
830
01:20:12,504 --> 01:20:14,674
see if you can get the van
up the rest of the way.
831
01:20:14,707 --> 01:20:16,408
Agreed?
Let's go.
832
01:20:18,043 --> 01:20:19,111
See you guys.
833
01:20:19,144 --> 01:20:20,479
Flash the headlights
when we arrive
834
01:20:20,512 --> 01:20:22,047
and I'll signal with
my flashlight.
835
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,449
- All right?
- All right.
836
01:20:28,153 --> 01:20:30,255
So how do you suppose
we get out of this one?
837
01:20:30,690 --> 01:20:31,825
I don't know.
838
01:20:31,858 --> 01:20:34,226
I just know that it's not
gonna be me digging it out.
839
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:36,395
Right.
840
01:20:36,428 --> 01:20:37,730
My mom's the host of the show,
841
01:20:38,096 --> 01:20:39,598
I don't have to do
any real work.
842
01:20:41,099 --> 01:20:42,735
Fine, let's go find
some stupid stick.
843
01:21:10,629 --> 01:21:11,764
Not funny, Curtis.
844
01:21:12,130 --> 01:21:13,465
Cut it out.
845
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,534
Oh, come on now, it's Halloween.
846
01:21:52,639 --> 01:21:56,676
Well as you can see,
despite the fire damage,
847
01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:58,443
the building repairs
look intact.
848
01:22:00,512 --> 01:22:02,481
Let's go inside and see
what we can find.
849
01:22:20,633 --> 01:22:21,834
So what made you want to travel
850
01:22:21,868 --> 01:22:23,535
around the country
chasing ghosts?
851
01:22:24,837 --> 01:22:27,172
Did you do any research
before joining this team
852
01:22:27,205 --> 01:22:28,775
or are you just in it
for the paycheck?
853
01:22:28,808 --> 01:22:29,809
Huh.
854
01:22:30,275 --> 01:22:33,880
Why would I want to be
in these spooky ass woods
855
01:22:33,913 --> 01:22:35,614
without something in it for me?
856
01:22:35,648 --> 01:22:37,082
I don't know.
857
01:22:37,750 --> 01:22:39,418
Okay, so what is it then?
858
01:22:39,451 --> 01:22:43,622
I mean you do realize that
none of this is real, right?
859
01:22:43,656 --> 01:22:46,425
Like it's just about finding
the truth and then showing it.
860
01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:50,295
See now that's what you think.
861
01:22:50,329 --> 01:22:51,798
Y'all should be wise
with the spirits.
862
01:22:51,831 --> 01:22:54,867
Respect them so they
respect you, look after you.
863
01:22:54,901 --> 01:22:56,168
Eurgh.
864
01:22:56,201 --> 01:22:57,870
Okay, now you just
sound like my mom.
865
01:23:11,651 --> 01:23:14,186
Judy, you okay?
866
01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:16,455
We kind of lost you
there for a second.
867
01:23:16,488 --> 01:23:17,757
I'm fine, I'm fine.
868
01:23:18,490 --> 01:23:20,359
I don't know what just
happened there.
869
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:24,797
I must be tired or, I don't
know, dehydrated or something.
870
01:23:25,263 --> 01:23:26,099
- Judy
- Let's do this.
871
01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:27,900
it looked like
you were kind of in pain
872
01:23:27,934 --> 01:23:29,134
there for a moment.
873
01:23:29,167 --> 01:23:32,437
Listen, if you need to take a
break, if you want to stop-
874
01:23:32,471 --> 01:23:33,673
No, no, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
875
01:23:33,706 --> 01:23:35,708
Let's just, let's move on.
876
01:23:42,915 --> 01:23:44,383
I'm okay.
877
01:23:47,219 --> 01:23:50,522
30 years ago it was said
that a terrible tragedy
878
01:23:50,890 --> 01:23:52,659
happened in this very room.
879
01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:57,629
A young deranged boy
locked himself in the house
880
01:23:58,163 --> 01:23:59,632
and set fire to it.
881
01:24:00,867 --> 01:24:02,769
Sorry, Judy.
One sec.
882
01:24:05,672 --> 01:24:06,906
Damn battery keeps dying.
883
01:24:15,648 --> 01:24:17,215
Hello?
884
01:24:18,918 --> 01:24:20,787
Hey. Hey, can you hear me?
885
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:23,723
At this rate we're gonna
have to go back for more.
886
01:24:26,391 --> 01:24:27,660
We're ready.
All right, Judy.
887
01:24:29,662 --> 01:24:31,229
Curtis, this is pointless.
888
01:24:31,263 --> 01:24:32,165
Okay?
889
01:24:32,197 --> 01:24:33,800
We should just go back
and ask for help.
890
01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:34,934
Did you hear that?
891
01:24:36,636 --> 01:24:38,705
There is nothing out here
that's gonna help us.
892
01:24:38,738 --> 01:24:39,806
All right?
893
01:24:41,573 --> 01:24:42,909
Like I said,
894
01:24:44,777 --> 01:24:45,945
you just
have to have faith.
895
01:24:46,511 --> 01:24:47,612
Judy?
896
01:24:49,949 --> 01:24:51,249
Judy?
897
01:24:52,018 --> 01:24:53,385
Judy?
898
01:24:54,286 --> 01:24:55,655
Judy?
899
01:24:55,688 --> 01:24:58,523
Right, maybe we should call it.
900
01:24:58,758 --> 01:24:59,792
No, Tim.
901
01:24:59,826 --> 01:25:01,259
No.
902
01:25:02,028 --> 01:25:02,929
No way.
903
01:25:02,962 --> 01:25:05,263
This house is trying to
tell us something.
904
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:10,469
Anyway, our research
has indicated
905
01:25:10,502 --> 01:25:14,573
that a group of young
boys were with young Jacob
906
01:25:14,941 --> 01:25:18,044
when he locked himself inside
to vandalize the contents
907
01:25:18,077 --> 01:25:19,311
of this house.
908
01:25:20,646 --> 01:25:21,781
The boys claimed
909
01:25:21,814 --> 01:25:23,716
Jacob threatened violence
against them,
910
01:25:24,382 --> 01:25:25,484
so they ran.
911
01:25:26,152 --> 01:25:28,721
Oh, see that's why you
can't come trick or treating
912
01:25:28,755 --> 01:25:29,989
with us tonight.
913
01:25:30,022 --> 01:25:31,556
You're just a little baby.
914
01:25:31,590 --> 01:25:32,892
Mommy's boy.
915
01:25:33,425 --> 01:25:34,426
Wa.
916
01:25:34,459 --> 01:25:35,661
That was good.
That was good.
917
01:25:36,996 --> 01:25:38,164
You go into the basement,
918
01:25:38,197 --> 01:25:40,933
you grab one of those old
comic books they left behind,
919
01:25:41,667 --> 01:25:43,502
you can come out
with us tonight.
920
01:26:11,030 --> 01:26:15,467
Our research shows us
that the fire originated
921
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:17,670
in the...
922
01:26:30,950 --> 01:26:32,551
In the basement.
923
01:26:35,420 --> 01:26:38,390
Though Judy protested
her instincts
924
01:26:38,423 --> 01:26:40,092
her curiosity got the
better of her.
925
01:26:40,927 --> 01:26:45,330
Judy knew Simon and Tim wouldn't
want to go in the basement
926
01:26:46,165 --> 01:26:49,802
but she had to follow her
ghostly friend.
927
01:27:03,950 --> 01:27:05,685
Tim, we're gonna need
more light down here.
928
01:27:06,953 --> 01:27:07,987
Clearly.
929
01:27:08,020 --> 01:27:10,422
As Tim helped Judy to her feet.
930
01:27:16,863 --> 01:27:17,997
They slowly...
931
01:27:19,866 --> 01:27:20,900
Fuck sake, Paul.
932
01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:22,735
Help me fix whatever's going on.
933
01:27:25,004 --> 01:27:26,038
Paul!
934
01:27:27,539 --> 01:27:28,641
Fuck.
935
01:27:29,008 --> 01:27:30,408
Damn it.
936
01:27:37,582 --> 01:27:38,751
Jesus.
937
01:27:39,719 --> 01:27:41,053
Sorry, Bill.
938
01:27:41,854 --> 01:27:43,990
Well obviously we have
a power issue, so...
939
01:27:45,590 --> 01:27:47,425
Do you want to just
call it a night?
940
01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:49,594
This is our night.
941
01:27:50,329 --> 01:27:52,965
I've got a new version of
the story, just get it on.
942
01:27:52,999 --> 01:27:54,634
What the fuck's
gotten in to you?
943
01:27:55,301 --> 01:27:56,869
It's the fucking power, man.
944
01:28:08,014 --> 01:28:09,614
It should be back up in
about a minute.
945
01:28:18,157 --> 01:28:19,759
Hey, Bill, can I see that?
946
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:22,494
Thanks.
947
01:28:28,634 --> 01:28:29,669
- Hello?
- Do you know how
948
01:28:29,702 --> 01:28:31,070
difficult it is
for me to sit here
949
01:28:31,103 --> 01:28:32,604
- and listen to
- You got the wrong number
950
01:28:32,638 --> 01:28:34,206
the story
inaccurately be represented.
951
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:36,541
Okay, well we already
told that story tonight.
952
01:28:36,574 --> 01:28:37,843
So tune in next year, all right?
953
01:28:37,877 --> 01:28:39,577
You can not
imagine the pain
954
01:28:39,611 --> 01:28:41,113
- that this has caused my family.
- Happy halloween to you
955
01:28:41,147 --> 01:28:42,181
too, darling. Okay?
956
01:28:42,214 --> 01:28:43,481
This is wron-
957
01:28:43,515 --> 01:28:44,951
Jesus.
958
01:28:47,853 --> 01:28:49,655
Right, where were we?
959
01:28:49,689 --> 01:28:52,925
Judy kept creeping down
those basement steps
960
01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:55,661
not knowing what she was
about to find.
961
01:28:56,796 --> 01:28:57,930
Jacob?
962
01:29:06,706 --> 01:29:07,707
Make a sign.
963
01:29:39,071 --> 01:29:40,806
Oh, Jesus. What was that?
964
01:29:43,709 --> 01:29:44,977
We're not here to hurt you.
965
01:29:46,846 --> 01:29:48,681
Show yourself.
We mean you no harm.
966
01:29:52,218 --> 01:29:53,853
Show yourself again.
967
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,254
We mean you no harm.
968
01:30:00,326 --> 01:30:01,927
Jacob?
969
01:30:04,596 --> 01:30:06,999
Oh, God.
970
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,635
Jacob?
971
01:30:19,611 --> 01:30:20,880
It's on fire.
972
01:30:20,913 --> 01:30:22,648
The house is on fire.
973
01:30:22,681 --> 01:30:24,750
Little baby scared of the dark.
974
01:30:25,184 --> 01:30:26,352
Let me out.
975
01:30:26,385 --> 01:30:27,787
I set the room on fire.
976
01:30:27,820 --> 01:30:29,155
Let me-
977
01:31:08,327 --> 01:31:09,795
Show yourself.
978
01:31:14,366 --> 01:31:18,070
I said show yourself you
little fucking snitch.
979
01:31:18,504 --> 01:31:21,040
Judy knew the boy had
locked himself inside,
980
01:31:21,073 --> 01:31:24,210
despite the reports of the
boys attempts to get him out.
981
01:31:29,949 --> 01:31:32,184
Hello persistent caller,
how can I help you?
982
01:31:32,218 --> 01:31:35,354
Finally, your
story is wrong.
983
01:31:36,021 --> 01:31:37,189
Wrong?
984
01:31:37,223 --> 01:31:39,258
How can it be wrong?
It's my buddy's story.
985
01:31:39,558 --> 01:31:41,626
No, it's inaccurate.
986
01:31:43,229 --> 01:31:45,197
How could you possibly
know this one?
987
01:31:45,231 --> 01:31:47,099
I've got a firsthand
source for this.
988
01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:48,968
Not as close as I do.
989
01:31:53,305 --> 01:31:54,373
What's your name, lady?
990
01:31:59,445 --> 01:32:01,113
Do you smell smoke?
991
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:03,149
Do you think it's the van?
992
01:32:03,849 --> 01:32:05,017
No.
993
01:32:05,050 --> 01:32:07,386
It smells like a forest fire.
994
01:32:12,124 --> 01:32:13,792
You think you're gonna
blackmail me, huh?
995
01:32:14,894 --> 01:32:16,162
You ain't blackmailing me.
996
01:32:37,283 --> 01:32:38,817
I hear you.
997
01:32:39,385 --> 01:32:41,253
I hear you you fucking punk.
998
01:32:45,057 --> 01:32:46,325
Where you gonna run now, huh?
999
01:32:59,872 --> 01:33:01,106
I got you, punk.
1000
01:33:21,293 --> 01:33:24,296
How can you sit
there and listen to the story
1001
01:33:24,330 --> 01:33:27,199
of my family and have their
name dragged through the mud?
1002
01:33:32,104 --> 01:33:35,174
Curtis, this thing
says that the house is on fire.
1003
01:33:41,847 --> 01:33:43,215
We gotta get them out of there.
1004
01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:52,091
No, Jacob.
1005
01:33:56,095 --> 01:33:57,796
No, Jacob.
1006
01:34:25,124 --> 01:34:26,492
Let us out of here.
1007
01:34:28,127 --> 01:34:29,261
Come on, let's go.
1008
01:34:29,295 --> 01:34:30,863
I'm out of here.
1009
01:34:32,531 --> 01:34:33,899
Pull!
1010
01:34:34,967 --> 01:34:36,402
Pull! Pull the door!
1011
01:34:36,435 --> 01:34:37,836
Unlock the door.
1012
01:34:37,870 --> 01:34:38,904
It's stuck.
1013
01:34:38,937 --> 01:34:40,105
It won't move.
1014
01:34:40,406 --> 01:34:41,573
Pull.
1015
01:34:44,109 --> 01:34:45,144
No.
1016
01:34:45,177 --> 01:34:47,346
No, I can.
No, I can save him.
1017
01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:48,881
No, no.
1018
01:34:49,248 --> 01:34:50,249
No.
1019
01:34:50,282 --> 01:34:52,051
No, I can save him.
1020
01:34:57,890 --> 01:34:59,558
No, no, I can save him.
1021
01:34:59,591 --> 01:35:00,959
I can save him.
1022
01:35:00,993 --> 01:35:02,061
What's happening to her?
1023
01:35:13,038 --> 01:35:15,107
What happened in there?
1024
01:35:16,575 --> 01:35:19,044
My mother's last words
were about her and the boy.
1025
01:35:19,278 --> 01:35:21,480
And it's taken me years
to track down the one
1026
01:35:21,513 --> 01:35:23,082
who's responsible for
this tragedy.
1027
01:35:25,184 --> 01:35:27,986
Your firsthand source is a
lot more than a misled story.
1028
01:35:28,020 --> 01:35:29,888
He's the one who
caused all of it.
1029
01:35:30,222 --> 01:35:31,557
And who will pay for it.
1030
01:35:33,092 --> 01:35:34,393
Mark my words.
1031
01:35:35,461 --> 01:35:36,862
Paul?
1032
01:35:38,597 --> 01:35:39,865
Paul!
1033
01:35:41,066 --> 01:35:42,067
Help.
1034
01:35:45,137 --> 01:35:46,205
Help. Help.
1035
01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:55,981
Paul?
1036
01:35:58,350 --> 01:35:59,518
Paul?
1037
01:36:53,005 --> 01:36:54,106
No!
1038
01:37:45,692 --> 01:37:48,026
There's a small bit
of justice in this world
1039
01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:49,261
for those who have been wronged.
1040
01:37:49,294 --> 01:37:51,430
You know you get really sleepy
after you eat white people.
1041
01:37:51,463 --> 01:37:52,732
Oh.
1042
01:37:54,533 --> 01:37:58,036
For some we create
our own justice
1043
01:37:59,338 --> 01:38:00,773
and revel in the insanity.
1044
01:38:01,273 --> 01:38:02,608
That hits the spot, right?
1045
01:38:04,476 --> 01:38:05,778
So how many I get?
1046
01:38:05,812 --> 01:38:07,346
All of 'em.
1047
01:38:07,379 --> 01:38:08,547
Wait, hold on.
1048
01:38:08,580 --> 01:38:10,215
You got a little bit
of the pimp right here.
1049
01:38:10,249 --> 01:38:11,483
There you go, got him.
1050
01:38:11,517 --> 01:38:13,352
Yeah, it had glitter in it.
1051
01:38:15,454 --> 01:38:17,589
Most have a worse
time figuring it all out.
1052
01:38:18,524 --> 01:38:21,728
While the tragic few rely
on others to stay sane,
1053
01:38:22,729 --> 01:38:24,129
or clean up our messes.
1054
01:38:24,596 --> 01:38:28,233
It can cross years before
we feel any retribution
1055
01:38:28,635 --> 01:38:32,037
or that the people who have
wronged us find their ends.
1056
01:38:33,773 --> 01:38:38,811
But one thing is for
sure, we're not alone.
1057
01:38:57,830 --> 01:38:59,197
Do you see that?
1058
01:38:59,231 --> 01:39:00,566
What in the fuck?
1059
01:39:00,867 --> 01:39:02,401
Holy shit.
1060
01:39:03,569 --> 01:39:04,804
I knew it was Halloween.
1061
01:39:05,070 --> 01:39:06,706
But white people
gotta get it together.
1062
01:39:26,693 --> 01:39:28,560
Do you guys wanna go to
Waffle House?
1063
01:39:28,594 --> 01:39:30,329
- Yeah.
- I know you don't.
1064
01:39:30,562 --> 01:39:32,097
I'll start.
1065
01:39:53,251 --> 01:39:54,620
This could be it.
Go on, open up.
1066
01:39:55,621 --> 01:39:56,856
Come on, come on, come on.
1067
01:39:56,889 --> 01:39:58,156
I can't fit.
1068
01:39:58,190 --> 01:39:59,424
Come on, get in.
1069
01:40:14,774 --> 01:40:16,341
Come on, come on, come on.
Go.
1070
01:40:18,878 --> 01:40:20,579
Come on, come on, come on.
1071
01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:23,348
Come on. Jesus Christ.
1072
01:41:01,020 --> 01:41:03,255
Hello?
Is anyone there?
1073
01:41:05,323 --> 01:41:06,893
Shit.
Fuck this.
1074
01:41:08,260 --> 01:41:09,361
You wanna watch a movie?
1075
01:41:09,394 --> 01:41:09,896
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1076
01:41:09,929 --> 01:41:11,229
Let's go snuggle.
1077
01:41:11,263 --> 01:41:12,364
Yeah.
1078
01:41:33,019 --> 01:41:34,419
Like that.
1079
01:41:34,453 --> 01:41:35,888
- What's wrong with yours?
- It's a dude
1080
01:41:35,922 --> 01:41:37,389
- and that's his nose.
- What's wrong with your prostat?
1081
01:41:37,422 --> 01:41:38,523
What the hell is that?
1082
01:41:38,557 --> 01:41:40,026
- Look, mine's at least a dick.
- Keep on trucking, baby.
1083
01:41:40,059 --> 01:41:41,293
Mine is at least a dick.
1084
01:41:41,828 --> 01:41:43,663
Shit job for my tit job.
1085
01:41:43,863 --> 01:41:45,263
I like that.
1086
01:41:45,965 --> 01:41:47,365
So when are you gonna do it?
1087
01:41:47,767 --> 01:41:48,935
The tits or the shit?
1088
01:41:48,968 --> 01:41:50,535
You did the shit already
1089
01:41:50,569 --> 01:41:52,337
so when are you gonna
do the tits?
1090
01:41:52,939 --> 01:41:55,474
I think I'll need to do
like 10 more shit jobs
1091
01:41:55,507 --> 01:41:56,475
and then we're even.
1092
01:41:56,508 --> 01:41:57,677
Oh, okay.
1093
01:41:57,710 --> 01:41:59,812
I kinda want them like
boulder size.
1094
01:41:59,846 --> 01:42:01,279
Ah, yeah.
1095
01:42:02,648 --> 01:42:05,317
I mean like mechanically
how is that even po-
1096
01:42:05,350 --> 01:42:06,919
How flexible does your
ass have to be
1097
01:42:06,953 --> 01:42:08,386
to shit in an ice machine?
1098
01:42:08,420 --> 01:42:10,322
I think you just put
your ass in it.
1099
01:42:10,890 --> 01:42:12,859
Have you seen my ass?
Get in the pumpkin.
1100
01:42:20,704 --> 01:42:25,704
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